/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17810446
got a source big guy?

Sauce

>>17810446
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>>17810446
That's really good news because mutations tend to lead to less lethal versions of the virus.

Once again this has been proven to be a big ol' nothingburger

>>17810462
>1 Roll a day
Yo, you starving yourself or something anon??

Good. I wss starting to worry everything would be OK

>>17810462
I use 5 rolls a day.

>>17810485
Lol

>>17810446
Good, if they're stronger then they kill faster and therefore spread less. If they're weaker then they spread more but kill less. This is bullish as fuck, too bad you have no source. Faggot.

old gay news, and even then Im only seeing 2 strains

>>17810446
Welp, time to liquidate

>>17810462
Best new copy pasta lol

>>17810446
Fear marketing so people buy more shit. I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU SHILL

>>17810446
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17810446
If they bioengineered a virus that kills people, why don't they just bioengineer a a harmless version of the coronavirus that inoculates people against the bad strain?

>>17810823
If you read it's mostly because they need to do clinical trials for months to get a effective batch.
They're speeding up the process in most countries though and going straight past animal trials and into people.

>>17810462
>! roll per day

What the fuck is wrong with your holes

>>17810462
Get a Japanese toilet. Tp use is 1 roll per person everything 3 weeks

need a source

>>17810495
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The first batch of tokens have been minted. 12,750 SHT

These are premium 2 ply tickets. Total of 30 rolls, each with 425 tickets.

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Viruses, particularly RNA viruses because RNA is intrinsically less stable than DNA, mutate all the time at a constant rate. It is rarely meaningful. You may have heard about 2 different strains of hCoV-19, one more virulent than the other. Here is a criticism of the Chinese paper in the review process, that wrote about that mutation.

>>17810446
>>17810451
>>17810452
>>17810797
>>17811063
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/07/health/coronavirus-mutations-analysis/index.html

>>17811526
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YAMERO

>>17811526
so how many mutations are there???

im gonna drop this here. https://nextstrain.org/ncov just to stir the pot a little bit. I love the chaos.

>>17811580
Thousands. Maybe even Billions.

>>17811348
Big if true

>>17811585
when you choose to define 2 “strains” purely on the basis of two mutations, it is not intriguing that these “strains” then differ by those two mutations.

>>17810446
That's actually pretty normal
>>17811526
>Is this something we need to worry about? No, and here's why.

>>17810462
The average burger?>>17810472

>>17811526
The article literally says it’s a nothingburger

>>17810472
This. The problem with strains that become more harmful is they're generally an evolutionary dead end if they kill their host, where as milder strains are more prosperous. Darwin worked this shit out almost two centuries ago.

>>17811964
What if the two strains fuse together and create a super unstoppable deadly, super contagious transmittable strain that keeps the host alive and contagious for a month before activating like a sleeper cell and killing them?

>>17810462
1 roll a day? Hahahaha!!!!!
Millennials everybody! Ahahahahaha

>>17810446
This is good if true. Viruses almost always mutate to become LESS deadly, not more.

>>17811994

The point of a virus is to survive and propagate, not kill. It needs a host.

>>17810462
i'll clean my ass with newspapers
i have a fuckton of them
i can tolerate the pain just fine

>>17810462
>1 roll per day
How in the actual living fuck can you go through 1 roll a day, every day? You'd be dead from shitting so much.

>>17810462
WASH YOUR ASS WITH SOAP AND WATER
WASH YOUR ASS WITH S0AP AND WATER
WASH YOUR ASS WITH SOAP AND WATER
WASH YOUR ASS WITH S0AP AND WATER
WASH YOUR ASS WITH SOAP AND WATER
WASH YOUR ASS WITH S0AP AND WATER
WASH YOUR ASS WITH SOAP AND WATER

>>17810462
wipe your ass on the lawn like your dog does you fkn pussies

I have a Japanese ass washing toilet, I laugh at all the dry wiping barbarians fighting over rolls of toilet paper. I only need like 1 roll a month because I just use it to check my ass after it gets washed.

>>17810462
Honestly you people laugh at copypasta hoarders, but you really dont have enough copypasta yourselves. The average poster uses 1 copypasta per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 copypastas a week. Over 100 a month. Copypasta will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>>17811526
cnn isn't a reputable source animegger

>>17812279
anorexia nervosa

>>17812405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU