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IT'S HAPPENING

Green on Monday, boys.

Monday will be green or at least no more red than just clearing Fridays pump.

>>17807842
Was this the same physician who said he was the fittest US president in history?

TMDX shill kill himself yet?

So I am reading The Intelligent Investor, what are some other /smg/ approved reads? I've seen an image floating around here before if them all

BEARS BTFO

Time to rest and watch the latest episode of Interspecies Reviewers.

reeee tripfag beat me by 20 seconds

>>17807842
>Trump clean
vs
>Spain and France now locked down, Germany and New Jersey tomorrow
yeah ok sure

>>17807823
This is a really fucking cozy pic

>I forgot to buyback my SH during the Friday shortsqueeze
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCJFUCJFCU

>>17807891
Did you miss what happened on Friday?

>>17807842
No fuck you. It's gonna be bobo Mondau.

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/BXqPNlng6uI

>>17807855
He is, haven't you seen his pumps bro?

>>17807842
>believing WH pronouncements on presidential health
I bet you believe Reagan was fit as a fiddle by the end of his presidency didn't you?

there are people itt that think oil is still stored and transported in barrels lol

>>17807891
All priced in at this point. We'll only go down if bonds go down or numbers come in.

>>17807901
Trump announced a bunch of shit that wasn't true and the markets closed before he could be called out for it? SQQQ immediately went up in afterhours trading once people started fact checking him

>>17807915
Based and saved

>>17807842
This same physician said the president was only 243 and and had perfect blood pressure

>you did buy calls for Monday, right anon?

>>17807868
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

>>17807920
a tanker or a pipeline is nothing more than a giant barrel...

>>17807906
Ahem

“ Cheapies cheapies make me treatises, bargain stocks make bullies greedy.
—
Risky bets are worth the E.V., gainz make twitch girls show their feetsies.

Corona-Chan is here to stay, but Mr. Powell will save the day.

Burrr burr burr, money print for sure, miss the dip and your tendies defer.

Doom and gloom lose out to hope, Saudi prince will get the glowies rope.

(Don’t) Sleepy, sleepy take the leapy, dumb gay bears can eat my feces.”

>>17807929
>all priced in
As of Friday, boomer Republicans still didn't believe coronavirus was real. You know who manages funds? Boomer Republicans.

And the bigger issue problem, that the market needs $500B a fucking day of QE, still exists.

>>17807917
Speaking of dementia and alzheimers, you what you think of Joe Biden?

>>17807937
Yeah no doubt the pump will be sold but we need limit down for the futures only to clear 80% of it.

we green monday niggas
https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1238970945533960192

Gush predictions for Monday?

Does no one know what it will do? Is it really that hard to predict...?

>>17807961
will be there as window dressing exactly like Reagan

>>17807937
Good DD

>>17807958
We'll go down more later. We need more crab days.

>>17807983
wtf is DD anyways

>>17807915
Too heavy, Corona is just hysteria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJBrrOarTfs

>>17807970
Wow you're an idiot

>dont worry guys.. the coronavirus that is putting whole countries on lock down will cause the price of oil to rise

>>17808004
see
>>17807977

>>17807920
A tanker is literally a giant floating barrel anon

>>17806030
>>17806030
>>17806030
>>17806030
Buy PFE.

>>17808004
DIS DICK

>>17808004
Deep Dicking

>>17807929
Oh shit
Mate numbers are definitely coming in now that we have test kits rolling out. That’s the type of data that drives bond yields.

Fuckfuckfuck

>>17807958
Lol I doubt it
I don’t think the people running pension funds and university endowments are unaware of what’s happening.

>>17807961
I think he’s smart enough to let experts do the thinking for him. Which is basically what i want from my decision makers. If he doesn’t support the tough-on-China policy, but does support the tough on Russia policy... I’m going to be in a tough place. I just hate both of those governments so goddamn much.

Biden can’t speak, trump can’t read, I’d put them on pretty much the same level: remove

>>17808025
>oil will stay at 2003 price levels indefinitely

>>17808008
>people still think coronavirus is "hysteria"
how the fuck does anyone think Monday will be green?

>>17808025
If it does the Saudis will be pissed. It will delay bringing Russia on the table a lot more.

>>17807868
This might be it.

>>17808025

>>17807842
Trump not being sick is priced in. This doesn't mean shit when the virus is going parabolic and more places are shutting down.

>>17808031
>>17807951
tanker != barrel

Barrel - a cylindrical container bulging out in the middle, traditionally made of wooden staves with metal hoops around them.

Tanker - a ship, road vehicle, or aircraft for carrying liquids, especially petroleum, in bulk.

>>17808064
tyvm

>>17807865
I said it was a 2yr+ hold, jej. My center spent about 110k on reupping on our circuits from them last week (in Minecraft). I hope you didn't go all in. :)

>>17808047
>oil will stay at 2003 levels for the duration of the largest global shutdown since 9/11, probably bigger
yes

>>17808035
When its $15, sure

>>17808035
Very strongly considering it. But I still prefer JNJ, Regn, LLY, and Slightly Merck.

Can you remind me of the saga of PFE? How they fell so low and Wall Street found them lacking? What did they do to become one of the dogs?

>>17808088
yes and that's why you should be buying this shit up
it's the perfect storm against oil, but it will pass

>>17808072
I don't think anybody is arguing the bear market. But Monday has no reason to close even lower than Thursday. What's left to close down in the US.

>>17808079
have you ever seen an over the road tanker? they're just a giant barrel on wheels man.

>>17808045
>I think he’s smart enough to let experts do the thinking for him.
That doesn't make sense. You WANT a puppet? That guarantees America's manufacturing will remain locked in China's filthy clutches.

what does it mean now that trump doesn't have corona

>>17808109
I agree that the worst will pass but I don't see it going above $40-50 anytime in the next century.

>>17808125
it means he doesn't have to take any more precautions and he's free to eat bat soup.

>>17808079
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_tanker
>Tanker - a ship, road vehicle, or aircraft for carrying liquids, especially petroleum and OIL, in bulk.
Yeah no shit.

>>17808113
damn.. u rite

>>17808084
the first few months of this 2 year hold have been kind of bumpy

>>17808131
bold claim I like it

rate my folio
>gme
>ge
>spy
>rcl
>ba
>dis
>aapl
>amd

inst obvious drumpf is not sick?

he looks tired/shaken,not sick

>>17808111
>What's left to close down in the US?
>Domestic flights canceled
>Restaurants close down
>Public transport shut down
>Medicine shortages
>Food shortages
>People losing jobs
>Defaulting debts
>Boots on the ground
>Cities quarantined
You don't even know.

>>17808119
No. I want him to consider the POV of multiple experts and come to a conclusion. Ideally I’d have a leader that reads reports and analyses, gets intel from people he trusts on the ground, and isn’t 70+ but I’ll make do.

>>17808131
I agree that it's not going to record highs for a long time after this. I think it will plummet down to $20-25, hold there for a few months then come back to $40

>>17808152
lol

>>17808152
Good shit. Add some GUSH and you're all set.

>>17808045
And guess who hates you even more, you cunt. Did china ever invade America? Did Russia ever invade America? America is the threat. America and Europe have killed hundreds of millions. Retribution will be sweet. Imagine 100 million Americans dead and climbing! And that’s just the beginning. Fuck you white people. You deserve every bit of this. And more! You’re going to go extinct. Lmao! Your autistic screeching will be melodious time my ears. You thought you could just walk in and bully china. Now suck on that dick.

>>17807954
Based

>>17808164
Most of that shit is what will drive the market down in the next few weeks. For now Monday should be crab.

>>17808170
y?
>>17808177
whats gush

>>17808152
>doesn't have LCI

>>17807868
readings for nerds, just jump in and get a feel for the market

>>17808150
Yeah, I definitely wouldn't have been shilling it if I knew all of the major indices were about to print giant red dildos.

>>17807977
I told you to shut the fuck up

>>17808177
I got some GUSH and I'm gonna get moar

>>17808189
Best investment out there right now
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/gush/

What's the price target to buy AAL

>>17808150
my logic
>it won't go above US shale break even price because there isn't sufficient demand to saturate shale supply
>oil demand will drop as alternative energy and carbon taxes march ever onwards
>plastic will always be needed but plastic bans are a thing now too
>the primary driver of demand in the future will be petrochemicals that can't easily be replaced

>>17808210
Based

>>17808194
why would i buy a pharmaceutical not named pfizer?

>>17808183
go be a nigger somewhere else

>>17807954
holy mother of based whats ur venmo

>>17808183
(You)

>>17808222
Antibe is developing a new generation of NSAIDs, and NSAID medications are so ubiquitous that their patents will just fucking print money like a drunken Fed

>>17808025
>oil prices will drop even further bellow break even points because I drew a line on a graph that reflects market forces over a timeframe so wide it is irrelevant

good luck anon, i hope that ruler and pencil pay you out. next maybe try an make inferences about the future price of corn based on the line drawing method going back to the 1670s.

>>17808222
small market cap with huge potential for growth.

I have PFE too.. but theres a lot of growth to be had in small caps... once listened to an interview where this guy said he made all his money (millions) all from small caps because they were so under the radar for large funds until their market cap grew.. basically diamonds in the rough..

LCI to $60

>>17808188
Monday is always bad during this crisis because its 2 whole days of bad news. Theres no upside during the weekend.

>>17808224
Die! Die from covid 18 like a bitch! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Watch your family die! Watch your money evaporate! Watch your white people vanish into the black hole of hell.

>>17808244
>>17808247
ok u sons of bitches, im in

I'm wondering what a realistic return we could see on GUSH is? And how long would you have to hold it to get it?

>>17808258
Antibe isn't LCI, Antibe is ATE on the TSX-V

>>17808219
if oil price stays low for a long time (months), then it will bankrupt producers driving the supply down, which will cause prices to rise. right?
surely it will be in the 40's sometime in the next several years.

>>17808246
>the downward trend that has been occuring for over 10 years is going to magically change because of coronavirus.

If it was a stock with no dilution it would be a different story.. but it's a commodity that has been declining for longer than you have been trading... GOOD LUCK

>>17808189
Please do not listen to GUSH shills. Its a worthless ETF.

>>17808255
Get help dude.

I'm looking forward to the national day of prayer tomorrow.

can someone please explain why ewv proshares ultrashort japan closed negative on friday even though nikkkei dropped 8 percent?

>>17808235
The universe is literally killing you. The universe says it no longer wants you. America’s death rate is 10%. Go make some lies about testing but the fact is America is going to get prison raped up the ass. The sad part is you’re too dumb to suck my dick and apologize.

>>17808057
50 deaths in the usa, almost all from a nursing home
5000 deaths in the world (avg age of like 75)

it's not a big deal, honestly, we are just being safe with precautions.

>>17808183
white man did what anyone else would do. exploit the fact that he was technologically and scientifically superior. you want white people from today to kiss your ass because <insert country> was dominated by the british 100 years ago? forget about it. people are not fools.

>>17808244
>>17808268
LCI just added working NSAID to their list of products to sell.. and i think more than one different type...

LCI to $60

>>17808276
Here's your CNN headlines for tomorrow, bro
>National Day of Prayer hosted online by Mike Pence
>New Jersey orders all citizens to remain indoors for 14 days
>Washington State hospitals run out of gloves, ventilators

>>17808275
You’re the one that needs help. You won’t get any. Enjoy watching your family in the hospital. You fucks deserve it. Imagine an entire country of terry schiavo. That’s your future. You want racism. You got it. Right in the fucking face!

>>17808314
tell me when it hits a red state

>>17808319
IT doesn't make you brain dead. You are fully conscious till the last breath. You just can't breathe.

>>17808314
thank god we have pray day.. that will surely work against coronavirus.. why didn't we think of that before??

>>17808165
Didn't those same "experts" tell him to not pull manufacturing out of China? Didn't they say we should just allow China to keep stealing intellectual property?
Who is this magical expert you're referring to that is 100% correct that the President is not listening to? Who are they?

>GUSH was ~$2k in 2015
wut?

I am excited to see the futures tomorrow

>>17808290
>5000 deaths in the world
I don't think you understand the situation. 5000 deaths is Iran alone. You don't dig mass graves for a flu.

>>17808319
Ok, that's neat.
Have a nice day.

>>17808299
You're saying LCI is going to 60?

>>17808293
You’re still doing it, faggot. You haven’t change. And you faggots still spit your hate. Your primitive science and technology are just an excuse to take advantage of a naive and giving society. Now you’re going to get so fucked hard up the ass you won’t ever get back up. Ever. Justice will be sweet and eternal. You’ll feel the universe stepping on your face and everyone around you for eternity.

>>17807823
Is this another pic of the Jew’s gook gf?

>>17808247
is this the penny garbage you're shilling now that SNSS on your alt is thoroughly discredited?

If you really want a piece of shit to gamble on try JILL.

May get delisted but if it doesn't you'll be rich.

>>17808364
Post sauce, not an ant.

>>17808183
>Did china ever invade America?
Yes through media and propaganda and economy

if gush goes to 30 i make a lotta money
if gush doesnt move i dont lose anything
if goes goes down i lose barely anything

whats the downside other than irrational hatred of oil, like for real do you sell solar panels or something lol!

If I don't know what stocks to pick should I just go all in spy or spx? It's so damn overwhelming

>>17808004
Dragon Dildo

>>17808376
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/12/coronavirus-iran-mass-graves-qom

>>17808369
$60 yes

Old CEO fucked up the company and lost contracts.. new CEO Tim Crew is well experienced in the pharma industry and has been establishing new distribution contracts.. and launching new drugs while paying down debt.. the company has been doing A LOT to turn the boat around and repair damages done by old CEO... just check out the press releases yourself and you'll see all the drugs they're getting including things like adderall, insulin.. asprins... even one of the most common prescribed drugs in the states Levothyroxine.. the company will be doing better than it was when it was currently trading at $60... it's going to be a lean mean drug selling machine....

You should really look into it yourself though.. most people in here bashing it are only bashing it because of me and not the actual company... so i'd highly suggest doing your own DD

LCI to $60

>>17808265
Even without the COOM pictured I still know its you, SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>17808290
China's numbers are fabricated, there are at least 25000 deaths in China alone

>>17808374
>is this the penny garbage you're shilling now that SNSS on your alt is thoroughly discredited?
what are you talking about?? since when have i been shilling SNSS?????? lol

>>17808045
Biden's family have interest in China and he have also said something like China isn't a serious threat.

>>17808183
>Did china ever invade America?
They caught a fucking Chinese spy working as Dianne Feinstein's chauffeur you dumb fucking dickwad.

>>17808431
I honestly have no idea man I'm just a leaf fag wanting to talk about GUSH

>>17808288
It was just because of the fake and gay pump, pretty much every stock is mimicking the DOW right now

>>17808244
I seriously don't see the market for the NSAID they're making. Multiple drugs mild on the tummy-tum already exist like Mobic or Celebrex.

>>17808299
>LCI to $60

lol the LCI stock fucking sucks. most of its history it has traded around 2$ or below and ther's no fucking reason it's going to skyrocket because of a working NSAID. guess what? aspirin and acetominophen already exist fucking retard

>>17808288
Thats the problem with leveraged ETFs of anything. Theyre derivatives and there are many factors at play other than price.

>>17808426
true i hate ur fucking guts but i made a clean 3k off of it going from $3- $5

literally nothing wrong with LCI if you bought 2 years ago

>>17808461
>acetominophen
Technically it is an anti-pyretic, not an NSAID.

>>17808461
you think they only have asprin?? lmao they have a whole bunch of drugs with more to come..

Seriously.. you sound like one of the faggots that bashed AMD at $3

>>17808482
not true about LCI to 60 tho thats retarded maybe like 15

>>17808438
They think you're me? HAHAHAHAHA God there are a lot of fucking morons on /smg/.

>>17808319
Your making me laugh man, and I mean that in a nice way. What country are you from?

>>17808290
ugh you fucking retard its got up a 20% severe pneumonia rate and its infectious as hell. how mant younger people are dead now if the hospitals arent working at 200% capacity and literally choosing to let some patients die. youve seen this in 3 countries now and if you paid any attention to the brains behind the US medical system youd realise burger land is going to be fucked to death if this goes viral there. Thats why the extreme measures. you are thinkung on the lines of durrr i dont need a seat belt ill just throw it on quickly if i see im about to crash

Poor AMD can't catch a fucking break, oof.

>>17808509
>God there are a lot of fucking morons on /smg/
yeah there are.. like this guy >>17808504
lol.. straight fucking morons in here sometimes...

>>17808521
AMD will crab along out of the crisis into new heights.

>>17808479
this is fucking retarded beyond belief the stock has been dumping the entire global bull run ans now it pumps as the market pumps? why the fuck does money hate me?

>>17808438
HOLY SHIT SNSS SHILL CONFIRMED

>>17808461
LCL guy does not understand how most of the world buys medicine

Most countries have a national framework that requires significant QALY/some other gay made up index . of improvement before adoption, even at the same price.

The benefits would have to be astronomical to compete with existing NSAID production which is at peak economy of scale, requires almost no marketing costs to hospitals, and has generic price competition.

Maybe the stock will moon, in about 15 or 20 years. Until then its pure opportunity cost.

>>17808538
>AMD will crab along out of the crisis into new heights.
yes.. yes.. it probably will..

>>17808289
America’s death rate is 100% just like yours you little bitch.

I thought China was supposed to think long term?

>>17808353
I said multiple experts. Anyone who doesn’t wear a foil hat. Everyone from libertarians to the liberals to the conservatives to the war hawks to the permadoves. Well maybe not that exactly, but I think you’re get the idea.

No one is 100% correct. Why are you being deliberately obtuse?

>>17808443
Ugh I know and its totally obvious and it pisses me off. Trump has got big development plans for russia and Eastern Europe too. We have to choose between the guy in China’s pocket or the guy in Russia’s pocket?

It’s disgusting and I honestly don’t think it was always like this to this degree. Maybe I’m being naive.

>>17808444
Checked trips

>>17808546
why is her vagina so big?

>>17808364
>You don't dig mass graves for a flu.
They did in 1918.

>>17808546
Dude. What the fuck are you doing. You’re taking the bait and you’re posting gross cringe.

>>17808576
i think she just has her ass in the front and her vagina in the back.

>>17808546
>>17808509

Thats this dumbass

>>17808509
You two always show up at the exact same times with the exact same rationales behind your gay penny trash with your overlong posts.

It's obvious "you're" actually a "you".

Odds of NYC going into lockdown soon? I would think something like that would cause a bobo bonanza

>>17808577
spaish flu specifically attacked people with healthy immune systems.

Imagine actually being scared of bronchitis type symptoms

>>17808576
Search "fat fupa". It's it's stomach pouring down along with her crotch fat pouring out.

>>17808593
Never specifically for that reason and NYC isn't special in any way compared to Seattle.

>>17808064
Saved, and thanks! Just picked up Random Walk Down Wall Street to go with what I previously posted and have been reading.

Basically, I've been using the money I used to spend on degenerate western media, dining out and such, and figured I'd do something productive with it. This recent crash hasn't done much to inspire confidence, but it's also buying season from the looks of it. It isn't much that I invested, but looking at the fact that in 6 months time I would have otherwise spent a grand on absolute garbage is sobering to say the least

>>17808583
Haha you think taking your trip off is going to work LMAO

>>17808593
100% within two weeks. France just fucking shut down.

>>17808589
I don't think so, LCI tard actually gives some good insight when he's not talking about LCI

SNSS faggot is just an over mouth breathing drooling dumbass, and just keeps shilling muh 400mg when anyone tries to ask him about his pennystock garbage

>“There will be liquidity available -- whatever we need to do, whatever the Fed needs to do, whatever Congress needs to do, we will provide liquidity,” Mnuchin said. “There will be a massive amount of liquidity.”

can some smart person here explain what this means exactly? like money for the banks or money for investors or what?

>>17808653
I wonder what would happen to the market if no one could physically trade would everything just move to online?

>>17808674

>>17808639
nice
don't spend money on garbage
buy stocks instead :D

>>17808679
Everything is already online, the NYSE floor is just a TV set and the NASDAQ doesn't actually have a floor

>>17808703
Yeah that way but a lot of big investment places have trading floors in them like the big banks have trading rooms

>>17808674
money for everyone except the common worker or small businessperson
welcome to keynesianism

>>17808657
>LCI tard actually gives some good insight when he's not talking about LCI
d-do you really mean that anon? i really appreciate it

>>17808674
Money loan for banks. If banks cant pay it back it will be worse than 2008.

>>17808728
so does that mean the money goes to third parties who then put it into the stock market to prop it up?

>>17808609
All true pandemics do, and this is why they become pandemics.

When your host cells are leukocytes (white blood cells), it's an inversion of the usual case where the old and children are worst affected.

In that case normal adults get the worst of it, and they are the ones most likely to spread it as they're the most frequent travelers who are out and about.

Plague of Justinian, Black Death, HIV, Spanish Flu, all attacked the immune system.

Corona does not. It probably does what SARS does, cause cells in the lungs to get all fibrous or dissolve into each-other in big bags of cells with multiple nuclei that cant function right, then burst all at once triggering immune system overeaction which leads to inflammation that closes up the airways so you cant breath.

>>17808745
what do banks need the money for?

>>17808728
[Andrew Yang has entered the chat]
ackshully the correct application of Keynesian economics in the Fourth Industrial Revolution is direct deposit Freedom Dividends to the American people, solving a supply side shock with a supply side bailout. Inflation is a spook.

>>17808762
Corona can also cause cytokine storm from the immune system

Guys. What the FUCK is a money market curve and why would it invert?

Do money market funds have many durations like bonds, so they get their own yield curve? Apparently that inverted and was part of the recent chaos in the bond market?

Monday will be green +25%

>>17808779
Not sure of the details, I'm sure some other anon can chime in. Banks work their magic and prop up the market temporarily

>>17808762
It also attacks the heart. But the flip side to young people living is that the disease can easily become endemic without wiping out the host population, and an endemic disease that has 20% of patients on ventilators is terrifying.

>>17808290
>50 deaths in the usa, almost all from a nursing home
>5000 deaths in the world (avg age of like 75)
By Sunday of next week 10 million people will require hospitalization

>>17808431
So like, $5 GUSH on Monday?

For real thatd be pretty cool.

when is escape from NY tonight?

>>17808813
Why? Seriously, what the fuck would do that?

>>17808813

Bullshit, DOW will go down 3000 points or more!

>>17808845
Did you see how the market reacted to Trump's press conference on friday? It's nothing but green from here on our buddy.

>>17808762
Dude it has antibody dependent enhancement. It literally infects your immune system.

Also Tesla will hit 200 in less than a month.

>>17808799
>cytokine storm
nope

>>17808845
Trump tested negative for Corona. That's really good when the issue affecting the markets is unpredictability.

>>17808845

Donald Pump canceled the recession.

>>17808827
I hope you get bat disease and drown in your own lungs you insufferable faggot

Daily reminder that SNSS and ONTX are /smg/'s official biomemes and are recession proof. And here's the best part...they're on sale. There has never been a better time to buy. But here's the best part. 4chan is always right.

>>17808745
Source? like he's still talking about taking T-bills as collateral for loaned money. Not sure why the gov't would be fucked if the banks couldn't buy back the T-bills.

>>17808779
If you're talking about repo, banks need the money because they only carry so much cash overnight, and have lots of t-bills, a type of bond. They need cash to do business... actually, I don't 100% understand it, and I don't want to fuck it up.

There are some good youtube explanations, and some anon said it was explained well in this thread I haven't had time to read yet:

https://archived.moe/biz/thread/16006742

I wouldn't assume that they understand it 100% either, as it looks like they are someone who enjoys prediction of doom.

>>17808884
>>17808886
>>17808912
>Trump, Trump, Trump
Fear drives the market and the weekend has been and will continue to be a 24/7 stream of coronavirus shutdowns and deaths around the world. By Monday there will be at least one state fully shut down, and the next big Federal step is shutting down domestic flights.

>>17808025
those lines "technicals" don't mean shit. That said, you're not wrong. Invalid argument reached a true conclusion [in the short term].

>>17808290
MORE THAN HALF OF THE 300 #COVIDー19 CASES IN FRENCH ICUs ARE PEOPLE UNDER 60

>>17808873
Educate yourself

>>17808987
CORRECTION

Red Monday boys

>>17808966
>>17808912
I'm bearish too man, I want those things, I'm just yelling at the tit posting retard who won't shut the fuck up about GUSH

>>17808966
Fear is an unsustainable factor. After a couple weeks people are going to get tired of it all and are just going to want to live their normal lives.

>>17808593
Isn't that what we're pricing in?
A Recession and a full stop in a large part of the economy? I DO NOT think we're pricing in the deaths of any members of governent, and I think that could be what triggers the over-correction.
>triggers the over-correction
Why the fuck am I still 75% invested then???
damn... I guess because I need to recover that 20% or whatever we fell, and I don't want to sell low. And I don't think I can time the market too well. Still... shit I can't believe I literally slept through these 2-3 times in a lifetime events!

>>17808703
>>17808721
both true, but there are still some areas where they aren't allowed to bring phones or something, can't bring privileged information in (or out?)

>>17808987
uhhhh link? that seems odd and bad.

>>17808993
what if I just want the cliffsnotes because I have things I should be doing?

>>17808521
even though I like amd, it seems you could almost use them as an indicator of sorts for hard-times ahead..

>>17809031
>implying this isn't bullish

>>17809021
Oh fuck

>>17809040
>in a couple weeks in the US
>living normal lives
THAT WON'T HAPPEN THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO TELL YOU

AMERICA IS ON THE ITALIAN TRAJECTORY. TWO WEEKS AGO ITALY WAS WHERE AMERICA IS NOW. A WEEK AGO FRANCE HAS ALMOST NO CASES. TODAY IT'S SHUT DOWN. IN TWO WEEKS AMERICA WILL HAVE MANDATORY FEDERAL QUARANTINES. THIS ISN'T A QUESTION ANYMORE.

How do I make money off of all of the babies that will be born 9-10 months from now? Can't go outside so everyone is just going to have sex.

Diapers? Formula?

>>17809041
>triggers the over-correction
You mean: triggers the recovery?

>>17808653
...and what are the odds they close the stock markets if NY goes under lockdown?

>>17809060
lol
markets would tank 10% in a minute if he actually fired powell
but he won't, it's just that normal trump bullshit where he has to assert he has a power people say he doesn't have

>>17809081
No one gives a shit. People are panic buying and still going outside. Literally no one gives a fuck about this overhyped flu, boomer.

>>17808966
Not to mention it was really only this weekend that I started to see massive news of stores missing tons of produce, toilet paper, and water. People are getting prepared for a massive shitstorm that they know is coming. It's going to get a lot worse still.

>>17808993
youre incorrect
covid-19 does not induce cytokine storm
youre repeating disinfo that has in the past few weeks, been disproven

regardless idc
im here to watch escape from NY

>>17809041
when is movie?

>>17809081
I uh...
What should I be panic-buying besides toilet paper and fire arms? I'm not afraid of running out of those.

Shit... I should probably get my car serviced, but I don't want the maintenance people COOFing all in it.

>>17809101
I know. That's why it's going to hit so fucking hard. America will blow the fuck past Italy and the entire nation will be a Super Wuhan. Tell me, are mass graves in New York bullish? I mean, actually, yes, because that's probably the bottom here.

>>17808813
Crab or very red. Only way is green is if the fed dumps in another .5t or more. I think the fed is letting it down softly, to prevent panic/free-fall. Question is: where is their stop? Any guesses?

>>17809090
wait...was corona made by Japan?

Did Abe finally go too far?

>>17809081
Stop lying you actual fucking psychopath. Italy got fucked because literally everyone who had flu symptoms flooded into hospitals and then infected everyone at the hospital.
We do not have the same situation as Italy, and you're retarded.

>>17809095
10%? The fuck are you smoking? Markets wouldn't give two shits about him firing Powell, simply because Trump will be able to get a guy that will do his exact bidding and what Trump does is bullish for the market even if it's basically just a prop up strategy.

>>17809125
>what should I be panic buying
Unironically Canadian inverse ETFs. Canadian banks are rock solid and the Canadian economy will be the hardest hit. Every other commoditty, or bonds, everything's in decline, even gold.

Oh, and also ammo.

>>17809123
>youre incorrect
>covid-19 does not induce cytokine storm
https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/2020/03/the-coronavirus-turns-deadly-when-it-leads-to-cytokine-storm-identifying-this-immune-response-is-key-to-patients-survival-report.html
>youre repeating disinfo that has in the past few weeks, been disproven
This is the first time I talk about it here and you're incorrect to claim it's incorrect

>>17808871
not sure if this is true, but sure that if it was it would be better described as aiding/not being impeded by the immune system. Corona doesn't directly hijack WBCs cellular machinery to make more of itself, it does it in other cells.

>>17808818
not even in China did I see 20% requiring ventilation. from what I saw ventilation closely followed mortality, didn't read too close but from what I saw almost everyone requiring ventilation didn't make it, so it's a decent estimate

>>17808799
ehhh, idk. I have seen some stuff on post infection, but typically you die before that point from lack of O2

I bought the dip but I wanted it down more. I wanted a global recession. I wanted the kikes to pay, heads to roll, bankers jumping off of roofs. Fuck I’m sad

>>17809174
>let the government have direct control over the fed because it's bullish now! what could go wrong?
lmao
yeah because no one would ever look beyond the next three months to the consequences of the fed now being at the beck and call of the president in a way never before seen.

>>17809165
>Italy got fucked because literally everyone who had flu symptoms flooded into hospitals and then infected everyone at the hospital.
Yes.
>We do not have the same situation as Italy
Also correct, Italian hospitals have better surge capacity. Those coofing Italians will be burger flipping Americans. It will spread like wildfire and there's no fucking testing.

So what are traditional blue chip stocks are you guys going to buy when this eventually bottoms out?

I'd imagine that there isn't that many left that are stable or with it as a lot of the boomer picks are dying: F, GM, MO, XON, OXY, CCL, Brk.B.

>>17808701
I already save money, have a 401k and my wage slave job actually has a decent profit sharing program in place. I considered this as an experiment of sorts. Some people quit smoking/drinking or whatever and save the money they'd have otherwise spent. I decided when I was through with brainwashing western entertainment and other trash I'd spend my money on, I'd conduct a financial experiment and do something to better my financial standing. Slow accumulation of dividend stocks, some gambling plays here and there, etc. Sure, I picked the absolute top to start, but where would that money be otherwise? A bunch of useless movies, shows and books I'll never watch again, no longer contributing to a food industry that pays it's employees literal pennies to just be a kitchen with a fancy atmosphere. Now I have something to better visualize what I'm no longer supporting, and it feels great desu.

We're all in this ship together!

>>17809223
There is testing, Walmart, Google, and a TON of pharm companies are all cooperating to get tests out ASAP. Stop fearmongering and prepare for green monday bro.

>>17809123
it's the same time every week, unless sun isn't able to make it. I think it's 2~4 hours from now, I'm not sure if his time zone does daylight savings time.

>>17809165
Nah but we have our own unique problems.
Things could get a little hairy, doesn't hurt to have an emergency kit just in case. Worst case scenario, you don't need to go grocery shopping for a while. As far as the markets, there's still room for pain.

>>17809175
>Canadian banks are rock solid
>Canadian economy will be the hardest hit
Why would I inverse them then? Sounds like they can withstand the hit?

>>17809174
The bond market would give a shit if the stability of our monetary system were thrown into question by a dramatic move like that... I think it would matter

>>17809220
No, but in a few years

Any way to gauge market sentiment during the weekend? I'm bored.

>>17809235
Defense, technology.

>>17809244
>to get tests out ASAP
Two weeks ago that would have mattered. Now community transmission has been established across all of America. It's a fucking super sized Wuhan. Testing any point after last week is just measuring the extent of spread.

>>17809261
Canadian banks won't go bust, so your reverse ETF is safe; but most of the TSX will go bust, so your inverse ETF will be fucking gold.

>>17809281
well if you believe this
https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street
which I saw another anon posted looking red again, but idk about its validity

>>17809182
no
if it induced cytokine storm every time, it would primarily kill people with healthy immune systems, and people with pre-existing immune system problems would have much less severe symptoms a la spanish flu

all the data so far suggests otherwise, with those with weak immune systems at MUCH higher risk for hospitalization AND fatality
singular cases where such an immune response was triggered do not make the rule.
if it caused cytokine storm, the fatalities would be primarily young healthy adults, whereas covid-19 does the complete opposite

regardless like i said, im not here to get into a dick waving contest about meme flu
im here to watch escape from NY

>>17808183
China will be wiped off the map after this, disgusting chink insect.

>>17809261
i cant remember if its 10:30 or 11:30 tho

>>17809294
Isn't defense mostly concentrated in a few companies like LMT, BA, and UTX? AVAV and Kratos seem interesting but I don't know if they are worth it.

Also aren't you concerned about Tech being a bubble or the fact that they are dependent on India and China?

I think of all the countries, UK is going to be hit the hardest. At least Trump seems to be taking some measures, the UK spent months letting chinks in untested, and is maintaining their soccer games. My friend in the UK was telling me last year that the hospital system is garbage and on a good day, it’s impossible to get healthcare. Super old population too, with many people living in clusters and confined villages. The UK is fucked. It’s going to be brilliant to see. If there’s one country I hate more than Italy, it’s the UK.

This is also probably the reason why Trump banned travel to the UK today. He sees the writing on the wall. Mass graves in the UK.

>>17809337
Raytheon makes pretty much all US missiles. If you see a Tomahawk or SM-3 on TV, that's revenue in action.

>>17809041
See
>>17809021

>>17809337
Oh, and on the second part, I mean tech juggernauts like Microsoft and Amazon that would live through a nuclear war and probably rule us all after. Not like, Snap.

anyone investing in walmart with all this panic buying clearing out store shelves?

>>17809369
>>17809337

Defense is majorly risky. If the market tanks it has all the downsides oil (with no cartel price fixing deal to the rescue) because there will be a solid chance of Bernie winning and axing it HARD.

Cold war ramp down continues, and cries for gibs increase year over year. Not a whole ton of upside, and very hard to understand for outsiders.

Billion dollar contract bids will literally go wrong because the man with the most shinny trinkets on his chest thought one bid had a cooler look than the other, see JSF Boeing vs f-35.

>>17809487
>>17809369
Then what isn't exactly risky, or rather has the least risk as an industry?

tfw my excitement about watching interesting events unfold overrides my concern about losing money

the end of the world is just as comfy as it should be
but I blew an easy chance at flirting on Friday and I'm still kind of sad about it.

Is it over?

>>17809294
oh, you mean buy ETF's listed on the canadian stock exchange...
Because you think the US ones will go bust? I don't really want to sign up for international trading ughhhh

What makes you think non-canadian ETF's will go bust?
And why do you think Canada is particularly going to get more pain than other countries?

>>17809459
Nah, Costco all the way

>>17809487
AAAAAAAAA
I'm in really heavy on LMT!!!!!

>>17809487
>Bernie winning
Are you retarded? He's
1. Not going to survive coronavirus. He's 78 and just had a heart attack. He's a dead man walking.
2. Not even a real candidate at this point, the blacks will never not vote Biden and the rest of the map is better for him than Bernie. Red Smurf barely won Washington, literally his demographically best state. A solid 30% of Bernie's 2016 voters were just "never Hillary" types.

And that's not even going into that you somehow think global conflict is SLOWING DOWN in the face of mass climate change, an ascendant China, and a Tsar for Life Putin.

>>17809529
Yeah, that. I don't trust American banks after 2008, and Deutsche Bank is looking mighty sketchy even without getting coronafucked.

thoughts and prayers for my ded bearfrens

>>17809175
What’s the ticker for inverse Canada etf?

>>17809525
If US doesn’t get it together we could see 100 million + infections

>>17809555
HXD on the TSX.

>>17809547
>Trump literally just announces he wants companies to do something and they do it
What a fucking meme, not surprising though

>>17809547
>BUT I THOUGHT TRUMP LIED ABOUT GOOGLE??????
Will lugenpresse be purged after corona?

>>17809589
Trump lied about Google and by doing so forced Google's hand to make it reality. It's a really fucking obnoxious way to put out an RFP but I guess Trump made it work.

>>17809547
>uh actually we arent working with Trump he misspoke!
*ring ring ring*
>hello?uh...yeah?how much?oh....
>We retract our prior statements we are now working with the US government...

>>17809573
such a chad president

>>17809525
NOOOOOO
I DIDNT DUMP ENOUGH OF MY BAGGS

I DIDNT REENTER MY SHORTS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17809546
Shit.

But if I use Schwab to sign up for international trading and then they go bust anyways... I'm fucked.

I should've gone cash when you guys did.

>>17809547
>>17809573
>>17809589
>>17809602
It's literally a commitment to build a website. They just have to do better than WebMD.
We are not out of the woods by a longshot, but this is a little reassuring.

Trump said he had a commitment when he didn't, and now he does. Irrelevant to muh stocks.

>>17809624
Oh, the website proposed is a fucking nothingburger, about as effective as the National Day of Please Save Us Jesus. Did you see the flowchart? If you show symptoms, it shows you where the testing place is. That's it.

>>17809557
where are you getting all this shit?
One of you people needs to put together an actual collage and links to sources, I'm not going to the circlejerk doomporn general.

>>17809641
I didn't actually watch it I listened to most of it. But I saw one of you posted that it described the concerned citizens "consumers"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zXKWPOAlx0
thread theme song

So in the event the Fed prints the dollar out of extinction, what the fuck do you put your wealth into? Gold? Oil? What the fuck is still valuable?

I've got a 401k and a pension but I wanted to branch out and actually owning a part of a company you like/give a shit about is kinda cool. Plus making more money for an even nicer retirement down the road is never a bad thing.

>>17809547
>>17809602
>>17809624
>>17809641
>Verily Life Sciences, also known as Verily (formerly Google Life Sciences[1][2]), is Alphabet Inc.'s research organization devoted to the study of life sciences. The organization was formerly a division of Google X, until August 10, 2015, when Sergey Brin announced that the organization would become an independent subsidiary of Alphabet Inc.[3] This restructuring process was completed on October 2, 2015. On December 7, 2015, Google Life Sciences was renamed Verily.[4][5]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verily
Some idiot at Google didn't get the memo.
Literally the same shit they spewed about "acid washing" Hillary's emails.
>SHE DIDNT USE A CORROSIVE SUBSTANCE! SHE JUST USED A PROGRAM TO DELETE IT ALL!

>>17809669
unironically USD

If this shit goes south, the demand for precious metals, energy, commodities... all decreases, hence the deflationary trade we're experiencing. Best house in a bad neighborhood.

Also stocks.
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>>17809698
>bringing up Hillary Clinton in 2020
dude. we get it. you REALLY REALLY like trump.

Trump tested negative. That will be good for 5%.

>>17809669
>oh no not 2% inflation

>>17809657
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/03/13/opinion/coronavirus-trump-response.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage

It’s basic math. If you don’t break the chain of transmission cases will increase exponentially.

Any other bears kinda desperate to not be right, but are really sure you are? I've spent a while thinking about ways this doesn't go worst-case and I don't see it.

>>17809733
>Trump survives for now, time to invest
lol no, this shit is plunging another 5k over next week

why the fuck isnt it monday yet holy shit fuck this gay earth

>>17809757
>drag slider to the end of april
>there's still hundreds of thousands of deaths
>there's still people we think this is "fake" or whatever RIGHT NOW
a-at l-east SQQQ will go up, r-right? haha

>>17809733
in a memo. from an office that has lied about his health in the past. until he says it on camera no one cares.

>>17809762
>>17809801
COPE
hes either negative or immune. if it's the latter post yfw getting injected with trump's blood becomes mandatory for all Americans

>>17807868
Skip to Chapter 14 and do what it says. Don’t worry about getting into the enterprising investor stuff. I’ll see you on the moon lad.

What does this mean?

Spread bets and CFDs are complex instruments and come with a high risk of losing money rapidly due to leverage. 68% of retail investor accounts lose money when trading spread bets and CFDs with this provider. You should consider whether you understand how spread bets and CFDs work, and whether you can afford to take the high risk of losing your money.

68% of 61% are short meaning that 41% are right?

>>17809831
for what it's worth I actually do believe he's telling the truth here, for once

lying about it and then getting noticeably sick would be the end of his presidency

>>17809761
Should've bought guns and learned to live off the land

Im straight but im getting really bullish on gay crossdressing manga

>>17809801
jesus you delusional liberals are always foaming at the mouth about "muh drumpf is a lair!"

>>17809866
I have 20 acres I am buying this and a chainsaw

>>17809868
I'm feeling bearish on faggot lives in the big igloo.

>>17809914
dont bother, you will wake up one day with all your shit eaten into oblivion by animals

buy a greenhouse first

>>17809831
>>17809899
i dont give a shit either way. im just saying that some bullshit piece of paper doesn't inspire confidence. if he wants a green day he should get his ass in front of some cameras monday morning.

>>17809801
why would that make a damn difference??
No one trusts his "word"

It would be pretty wild if he were to be an asymptomatic carrier, and he infected Fauci, Pence, the coronavirus team, and many of the most important CEOs in the US

>>17809847
You would just say you don't have it until you have symptoms you can't hide? Then you say you must've gotten infected after you were tested.

I hope he's telling the truth though.

>>17809866
fuck that I'm not eating leaves and coyote meat

And until the boomers are removed I can't afford arable land

>>17809899
no one's even upset my dude, we just don't trust the president to tell the truth. That's not even unusual, he's a politician more or less.

>>17809868
thats gay

>>17809914
Ben Rickert?

>>17809940
how the fuck does it matter whether Trump himself is sick when the best case scenario at this point is either a full Wuhan shutdown of the USA or mass graves outside New York?

>>17809021
If we knew more facts about these 300, we could make a proper assessment of why they are in critical condition. For example, many people with underlying health problems, are more susceptible to the virus. However again, its important to know if there is any similarities in these underlying conditions from patient to patient

>>17809931
>>17809947

when i havent GUSHed in a while traps start looking less and less gay

>>17809934
I have a 32x50 section fenced off and I have a cat.

>>17809971
nah.

best case scenario is everyone stays inside for a month and ohio is Wuhan'ed

>>17809979
you should buy the portable chainsaw off of amazon its basically a chainsaw chain with a grip on each side and you do it manually

>>17809624
>They just have to do better than WebMD.
why are you talking shit on WebMD?

>>17809669
>what the fuck do you put your wealth into?
stockssss

>>17809979
yeah i have a fence too, fuckers will dig under and eat what they want and dont get me started with the birds

idk about a cat, ive had two possums killed and dropped in my back yard by coyotes, a cat wouldnt last long in the woods out here

>>17810004
alaskan saw mill, still 48" blade.

so does anyone here actually invest or is this just an offbrand /pol/cvg/ thread now

>>17809991
"Everyone stays inside for a month" means either a Federal lockdown or a lockdown by every state. It means cancelling all domestic flights, closing highways, sealing cities. This is the best case scenario. Do you think that's priced in? It'll save a lot of lives, and destroy the entire service economy.

>>17810027
>investing in the middle of a pandemic
lmao

>>17810011
I would have to get a few dogs as well if I went full homesteading. As for cats, maine coons are giants and if you give them a safe spot in a tree they can get away from coyotes.

>>17810027
buy HXD on the TSX, SQQQ and SRTY on the NYSE if you're a burger afraid of international trading

if you want cheapies wait two weeks

>>17809546
I love how the left wing in this country will literally always get cockblocked by blacks and thus have to vote for Trump or just be a depressed wigger

>>17809547
If Trump was a stock he would be BYND because he is Beyond Based

Guys what if Monday is red because investors think Trump testing negative means there's still a chance he gets carona virus?

>>17810039
>not buying the crash

>>17810053
Monday will unironically probably be +15%

>>17810027
>so does anyone here actually invest
only dividend bro the rest of us are gamblers/traders who only use the stock market to make us feel good

>or is this just an offbrand /pol/cvg/ thread now
politics and the stock market are related, also its the weekend

>>17810027
I am talking about investing in seeds, guard dogs, and chainsaws. The writings on the wall. If this liquidity crisis starts off we are looking at great depression 2.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHc7-jqzOzI&feature=youtu.be

>>17810059
crash isn't over fucko

>>17810049
Bernie being cucked by conservative blacks is pretty poetic ngl

>>17810053
see
>>17809971
>>17810030

right now the BEST CASE SCENARIO is that New York city is locked down, the worst case scenario is the government DOESN'T react, and up to a million die.

>>17810030
I also have major doubts the government will provide what people really need, so millions of people might miss payments on various things or lose their jobs.

goog bent the knee

https://twitter.com/Google_Comms/status/1238989460127338497

>>17809838
Is there a spreadsheet/website somewhere that lists these values for stocks? I'm trying to find the info and make a list of currently okay stocks.

Red monday bois

Attention! Attention! Due to state ignorance emergency and radical prepping going on in my life rn, movie night will be delayed until 12:00pm EST, possibly 12:30pm.
Thank you for your patience

What if there's more call options to be assigned than actual available stocks on market? Is it even possible? What will happen?

>>17810160
you really didn't prep ahead of time....
what have you been doing the last two months lmao
isn't 12PM EST the normal time anyway ~

>>17810118
Nope. Millions of investors are stuck at home and they've been stir crazy analyzing their buys for Monday during a once in a lifetime sale. We will be up 5% minimum.

>>17810105
>>17810027
>>17810004
>>17809958
>>17809940
Have a plan B bros.

>>17810160
super late, you're gonna get it at the packed store. Imagine how many hundreds/thousands of people have been through each grocery store this weekend

>>17810189
I prepped 100% for myself. Buddy and his girlfriend have no place to stay, showed up at my house. Gotta 3x all my supplies in one day >_<

Where the fuck is DUST going next week? Tell me it goes up

Seriously, what do I need to prepare?
I've got water, whey, like 6 cans of beans...
damn I really should get my care repaired... but I don't want it getting coofed on!!

>>17810160
Noooooo Keep Yourself Safee!!!
>phoneposting
lel

>>17810118
>/biz/ buys in at 0
>market goes negative
fucking kekkity keks

>>17810229
You should have enough for a while. Now might be the worst week to shop.

>>17810229
ew what disgusting people to impose on you at a moment like this
never let them in
now you're in an outnumbered situation in your own house
if things get dark, they'll eat you
will your refugee friends be joining movie night stream?

>>17810229
not taking your friends GF and kicking him out. missed opportunity dude.

Well I did the nut sack test and the markets according to my balls will be up on monday. May change between now and then just depends on if they're saggy or compact monday morning

>>17810216
>>17810244
Buddy and I already masked up and rekted the grocery stores. Now we’re driving back, cooking a late dinner and making plans. Nobody in Utah realizes what’s happening yet, not one person wearing a mask besides us.
>>17810240
We’ll be fine, I’m glad there’s someone here with me in case I get sick, and it’s another big guy (4u) with a gat if things go really wrong

>>17810240
If you plan on shutting in you'll need more canned stuff, basically just get some spam, rice, canned veggies, water, tp but not retard amounts. Batteries. maybe spare chargers just in case

>>17810229
>having buddies
That was your first mistake

>>17807823
This is the real reason why the economy bounced back yesterday. He has what it takes to reassure investors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA4KS546rZo

>>17810171
Bump
Fucking zoomers

>>17810293
dutch language sounds so weird
still, glad to see that he's having a nice time :)

>>17810252
Hehe I considered joking bout that, but he’s really in a rough place. His dad is sick (maybe not with corona?) and he can’t make contact even tho we’re in the same town.

>>17809310
It's valid. When market opens, it reflects that site.

>>17810279
how are you going to disinfect everything you just bought? You do know people touch, cough, breath over all of those goods right?

You know proper PPE protocols? The big problem with masks is improper removal and mistakes with them.

>>17810171
>>17810316
this is one of the questions that you aren't allowed to ask.
don't worry about it.

>>17810326
still take his GF
the weak should fear the strong.

Some of you are alright. Don't show up to the market on Monday.

>>17810326
most old friends will drag you down.. outgrow them and make new ones that are up lifting...

Yeah this epic cheap wave of stocks may never happen like this again. The 1920's crash, well pretty much everyone who was there is dead now. The 1987 crash, most of those folks are middle age or older. So for us, the next time such epic thing may happen we'll all be old fucks or close to it. We'll be kicking back enjoying life while others are running around losing their minds when the market shats again. So enjoy the cheapies now, you may not get this chance again. Hold on to them, when the rebound happens (Dis back to 150 for example) you'll be glad.

>>17810086
Like I fucking said on Friday.. wait for Sunday for confirmation, CNN is not to be trusted. Their "sources" are usually people on the ground level of things and this project was probably a secret from the get go. When there's major events happening, just wait for confirmation.. never trust the media.

>>17810229
>Buddy and his girlfriend
NORMIES GET OOOOOUUUUTTTTT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA

IVANKA IS SELF ISOLATING

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1238761801984233473?s=21

>>17810160
lel
whats with you """"elites""""' and being so head in the sand?
literally every day now, theres another one getting confirmed POZZED in the news
i know YOURE not that dumb, but do the rest of those fuckers actually believe their own bullshit?

>>17810405
regularly completely wrong

>>17809641
10.06 Trillion PUMP

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>17810516

>>17810516

>>17810516

>>17810516

>>17810516

>>17810516

>>17808576
Skinniest girl in murica

I just read something about possible permanent respiratory damage... that can't be real, right?

>>17810279
Everyone thinks this is a crisis where guns will save them. I get that you never know, but I really don't think a gun is going to get you the respirator and medical attention you need if shit hits the fan. I guess it could, but it's not how I'd do it.

>>17810498
I'm just imagining her all holed up watching anime and ripping a rohr in the bath.

>>17809315
I am not suggesting it would induce cytokine storm *every time*

>>17810561
>... that can't be real, right?
Why not? It's 30-50x more severe than the flu.

>>17810043
why will it be cheaper in 2 weeks? Who will be selling at that time to make it cheaper, and why?