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BROS, SAY HELLO TO THE NEW GET-RICH-EASY SCHEME

>> No.17794626

>>17794610
Holy shit, how are you so late? The market is already played out

>> No.17794627

Link?

>> No.17794685
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>>17794610
hes had 9 more sales since you posted this
tons of people are selling toilet paper squares on ebay now
https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=m570.l1313&_nkw=toilet+paper+squares&_sacat=0

>> No.17794695

There's no way people are actually buying this

>> No.17794796
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>>17794695
>3,017 viewed per hour
>84 sold in 24 hours
>22 watchers

do you think this is a game? people need toilet paper!

>> No.17794818

>>17794610
if I had 5k I would fuck it up for a joke

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>> No.17794845
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>>17794841
...so it really is over then.. the world I mean, its come to this...

>> No.17794850

>>17794796
Its so fucking ridiculous that toiletpaper is the first item amerifats have stocked up on. You will always find a possibility to clean your ass, just take a fucking shower after shitting, all that money could be spent on rice and beans. Monkey see, monkey do.

>> No.17794851

>>17794695
Dumb panicked boomers who went to the store and saw no toilet paper.

>> No.17794857

>>17794610
223 sold in 1 hour? wtf

>> No.17794864

>>17794850
This kek im beginning to think amerimutts were the real subhumans all along

>> No.17794867

>>17794857
The people think they're buying the rolls. Theyre not reading. This is like a Runescape switcheroo scam.

>> No.17794870

>>17794610
5 squares isn't even enough for a single shit...
im pretty sure all the purchases are from retarded boomers who think that he's selling the whole thing for $2.50

>> No.17794887

>>17794867
holy fucking shit

>> No.17794896

>>17794850
>>17794864
Its not about that. Modern Americans have for the most part never experienced any sort of scarcity of anything ever. So when they go to the shop and see absolutely no toilet paper it freaks them out and they do anything to get it. Its really not about being overly worried about ass wiping.

>> No.17794897

>listing ended
>500 sold
This guy just made $1500 selling a $5 pack of toilet paper

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I really hope this nigga has a return address on those shipping labels that people can track

>> No.17794918

>>17794904
Why? They deserve it for being retarded. They're only out a few bucks each. It was a good con.

>> No.17794922

>>17794897
Actually based

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>> No.17795031

I ordered a bidet seat on amazon today. Getting out of this fucking market.

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>>17794870
>5 squares isn't even enough for a single shit...

>> No.17796022

>>17794610
>he doesn't know this is all code
Money will be devalued. Get into assets like FRM.