/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17791601
He is a lying kike, sell now or else

>>17791601
Tell him to fucking eat shit and do what you tell him to do.

HAHAHAHAHAH YOU HAVE A BROKER!?

How fucking retarded do you have to be to not be able to manage your own portfolio in this day and age?

Tell him to explain why with TA, and elaborate on his suggestion by explaining which time frame he thinks I should be operating on.

Tell him he’s not at financial advisor.

>>17791601
>What if your broker tells you you shouldn't sell?
Biggest selling indicator reason in history!
Brokers FKN glorified ticket clippers taking a cut of your wealth whatever happens in market. Fuck brokers!

I hate my broker. He always rides me about something whenever I call in.

>Perusing the local /smg/ thread and learn of a promising biotech company called Galectin Therapeutics.
>Note the recent price history, and see that it's trading at a good discount from historical prices. If it good news comes out surrounding phase 3 trials, it could rapidly jump in price by a whole number multiple.
>Call up my broker to place a small order.
>"I would like to buy 1,000 shares of GALT stock, please."
>I hear muffled snickering on the other line. "Mr. Anon, I almost thought I heard you say you wanted to buy 'GALT' stock."
>"Y-yes," I stammer in as confident a voice as I can muster.
>"Okay, buddy. Sure. 1,000 shares of 'GALT' coming right up."
>"Hey, can we get a buy order in for 1,000 shares of GALT! Yeah, that's right! I said 1,000 shares of GALT!"
>I can hear my broker laughing along with a room full of Stacies.
>I frantically hang the phone back up on the receiver put my head down on my newspaper.

At least I got an email confirmation afterward that my order went through. It's still worth the $25 commission.

>>17792400
Maybe we should yell at these guys and maybe even threaten them

>>17792400
LMFAOOOO I hope this isn’t real I hope an adult man isn’t living like this

>>17792400