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>>17791635
/fit/ here. Eat oats, do squats.

Go see a doctor, what the fuck?

I've been there. It's like giving birth anally. Take a laxative immediately

>>17791635
Kick the opiates anon

>>17791635
>five days
Fucking baby. I go on a weekly, sometimes biweekly basis. It'll come out when it's ready.

>>17791635
eat kefir, drink kombucha, and drink a large coffee

>>17791635
based /noshit/ter

>>17791676
Can you please describe your diet and the appearance, texture, and odor of your feces?

>>17791635
Eat some fruit nigga

>>17791730
Mostly carbs and meats I guess. They vary between knobbly-looking shits the size of fists and longer, smoother logs. I wouldn't say the smell is particularly offensive. It's shit. It smells like shit. That's really all there is to it.

>>17791635
>>17791670
Was gonna ask if you take any opiates. Opitates are good at clogging people up.

I shit 1 to 3 times a day.

>>17791686
Add in some fruit and you'll be feeling it. If you don't take any stimulants (like caffeine), you should have some movement.

One thing to watch out for is if you start to feel a lot of pain from gas not being able to pass as that's a sign things are stuck and you'll need to go to a hospital to get checked out. They'll likely do a scan to see make sure the feces aren't impacted. If it is, they night give you an enema or just go in there and pull it out manually. Usually unleashes the flood gates.

Older brother of mine had to use an enema his then baby boy as the kid's mom didn't give him a very fibrous diet.

Oh and make sure to drink ample water. Insoluble fiber is what helps move bowels and needs water to do its job.

>>17791635
Its borderline scary depending on.your habits. I usually shit 2/3 times a week, but would not describe myself as healthy, i just kinda look like i am somewhat. Eat a fuckton of beans and some waterbased fruit like melon, it will come out. If not, seek help.

Shit feet

I got high once and ate 6 pounds of french fries and whatever else
the next day I had the absolute worst shit I ever had in my life
I sat there for 2 hours trying to shit the french fry behemoth
nothing has gotten even close since, 5 days, 10 days, nothing

>>17791635
Not good.
unless you're on strict keto with IF, you should be going at least 3x a week.

>>17791635
inb4 carnivore fags with their receded hairlines and gurgly voices

>>17791635
You're gonna have a fever then the shit will dissolve into your bloodstream, then byebye..

raw vegan ere, i shit 3 times a day AND DONT NEED TOILET PAPER.

Toilet paper hoarders amuse me

>>17791635
this happened when I was addicted to kratom

imagine being literally full of shit.

>>17791635
you should shit every day, preferably in the morning with breakfast and coffee

i shit three times today but usually only do once, i have heard you can put vaseline on your finger and stick it up your ass to stimulate bowel movement, also take coffee

if that doesn't work go to the ER before the virus overwhelms the system

I once went 14 days without a shit while on a military op. Was one of the most uncomfortable experiences of my life. The resulting crap however was not as you would expect. After at least eight days of prarie dogging/turtle necking I was worried I would tear my bunghole to shreds when I finally let loose, but it ended up just being 2-3 medium sized movements per day for a total of three days. All in all, I think I got lucky and have not noticed any negative effects.

>>17791635
Eat at Taco Bell. Baja Blast will help blast that hardening poo out of you.

>>17792413
based pajeet

I just got over a virus. Was bed ridden, aches and weak for two days with constipation. Finally I popped the cork and was crying out of my ass for 24 hours straight with stomach constantly gurgling.

Drink a coffee fgt holy shit how has no one suggested this? bunch of neet autists

>>17793827
literally any stimulants of any kind will cause shit to come spewing

I havent ate anything today since like 3 p.m. Yesterday. Im talking March 12th. Because Cocaine. I havent shit either dude dont worry about it

bro you have corona

Get stool softening suppositories, otherwise you're in for wild ride.

OP, it’s time for you to take the OATZ pill.