/biz/ - Business & Finance

Is there anything he can’t do?

Dead cat bounce?

I tested positive. What do I do?

Based Pajeet

Feels bad, I wiped out all of my gains this week kek. Most of these positions are early April, so I'm hoping for a big dipperino on Monday.

Whats the sentiment for next week now?

Imagine believing that a pandemic is good for the economy and stocks

>>17785596
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>>17785622
survive wuhan cough

Millonaire by September

SIR

https://seekingalpha.com/pr/17808270-research-frontiers-reports-fourth-quarter-and-full-year-2019-financial-results

ACCUMULATE

REFR

Is this a sign to go all-in on mcdonalds?

the market will never go red again.

>>17785628
Well, Disney and sporting events are all cancelled. Go to the grocery store.

When does the market open next? When can I next splurge on GUSH?

>>17785628
go out shooting

>>17785568
you've sure been quiet the past week

poor little SNSS Pajeet
i'm sure todays pump had you maximum dosing on hopeium but you just couldn't quite make it back up to your average purchase price of .55
Sad!

>>17785628
Stay away from me

I sold all my SQQQ calls for a loss and bought some TQQQ ones, but kept the rest of my puts, this market is fucking retarded

>how are you planning on dealing with the supply issues with masks
>WaSH yoUr HAnDs

>>17785635
*flick*

I think you know.

>>17785628
Increase the flock!

I bought more puts just on close

4,682 point drop on Monday

NO NO NO NO NO BEAR BROS

IT WAS OUR TURN!!!!!!!!

And so here it was, March 13. Friday the 13. What would become the start of the worst and unluckiest period of time of the permabear's life.

stolen from reddit, but this guy has a point

>>17785658
>When does the market open next?
are you serious bro?

>>17785648
why is this shilled, wasnt glass displays already a things late 90s and pretty much proved to be shit

>>17785628
Literally just flu. You're nothing special.

>>17785635
Good.

Thoughts on gush?

who got in on GUSH
>+54%

Monday is red, right? Monday is always red.

>>17785685
600 pt gain Monday

>>17785635
probably some green, but red long term because italy is getting fucked

is this shit rigged like when mortgage bonds were being rated AAA even though they were dogshit in 2008?

>>17785628
Ride public transportation

>>17785634
Ya I'm back to where I started this week too, I should have sold all my shit this morning I would have been up 3000

So this is how the bear market ends...

Why did VIX go down? I thought VIX goes when there is high volatility, but today was volatile as fuck?

>>17785658
6pm est.

The Monday crash will destroy any gains made from this scam meme pump

>>17785635
BLOOD RED
PLEASE GOD I NEED TO GET MY MONEY BACK FROM THESE PUTS
I NEED CRIMSON RED IN THE STREETS
BANKERS JUMPING OFF SKYSCRAPERS
FLOOR TRADERS COMMITTING SUICIDE DIRECTLY ON THE TRADE FLOOR THROUGH MANUAL STRANGULATION

>>17785701
+58%

>>17785675
avg american will put on a 2 week old mask and then think they are invulnerable

it doesn't work for americans

>>17785654
Hospitals are literally running out of kits to test people with. Expect cases and deaths to moon as hospitals run out of ICU space
t. dad is a VA administrator

>>17785701
FUCKING ANONS IN STICKY TOLD ME IT WAS A DEAD INDEX

FUAAAAAAARK I WANT TO BUY

>>17785596
What the fucking fuck. A national emergency is announced we and we go +10%? What in the shit is this?

okay bros what do you guys recommend for a new broker?
gonna see if i can get in shit tonight and through into monday

>>17785701
Sad that I only picked up 60.

I beg your pardon
I never promised you at the rose garden

Anyone who thinks this is the end of the bear market is a retard

>>17785635
are we at the bottom yet?

is monday going to be a bloodbath?

caption this photo

>>17785699
>>17785701
i'm actually up 66.8% today on it kek

>>17785669
Doing just fine, rando. The price was manipulated like crazy, as per usual. It will go back up, just as it has every other time, prior to the data.

Time for celebration bullchads. Bulls got the last laugh.

>>17785672
Should've kept sqqq until at least Tuesday

>>17785714
Yes.

>>17785726
VIX helps determine future volatility as well. Investors are holding over the weekend.

>>17785732
Bobo on suicide watch

S&P biggest one day gain since 2008 lmao

bulls are forgetting that increased testing means increased case numbers

>>17785691
Is the point that pumps are immediately followed by dumps?

>>17785596
COVID19, OPEC+ & Crude - What comes next?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LXLp-fUrDs

>europe fucked in 6 days
>america fucked in 9 days
> supply down 15% in Los Angeles / Long Beach
> situation will be DIRE as it is in Italy now
> 6-8 week delay for supply chain disruption between Asia and USA

>>17785730
Either today's gains get destroyed or mine for the year get destroyed. Still fucking here buying SPXU after hours hoping for the best.

>>17785701
Yeah but too early, I saw it at .88 and thought it was too good to be true.

>>17785712
i think italy is through the worst outbreak, next are spain and germany, already seeing large panic here in krautistan, everything is fucking cancelled, not even church is held

>>17785783
Basically yeah

>>17785744
The market wanted a competent response from the president, you've been told this for days now

>>17785701
got in at .54 cents woo

>>17785628
For aids?
Fag!

>>17785744
A sign that the market still isn't riding on any kinds of fundamentals and there's hell of a lot of air to be let out.
Which will be let out.
Also this was an expected bounce after that big fall yesterday.
We'll resume drop Monday.

>>17785628
Go to any major city (if you're not in one already) and ride on public transportation. Don't forget to cough and sneeze, especially on the hand rails.

>>17785628
Coff on booomers pls.

>>17785753
Post the million dollars you claimed to have made from your puts. LMAO.

>>17785739
If the mainstream media doesn’t report on it, it’s not real and the markets won’t be affected. Markets are only affected by the Jews and the boomers who watch CNBC.

>>17785726
Buy VIX now

The bloodbath starts when the results from all this increased testing come in

>>17785767
>Bulls got the last laugh.
please bear in mind the time scale of the 2008 crash. true bears are hibernating until Fall

>>17785789
I bought in today at $0.53

>>17785701
3500

>>17785691
kek i hope so

>>17785744
Because it was a 60 minute plug for this companies right before close. I can't even be mad, it was expertly planned and executed.

>>17785782
However it might also mean increased positive tests on people with very mild symptoms lowering public perception of danger.

>>17785701
I bought a call and im up 18 bucks on it

-7K, holy I keep loosing
I suck at this and this is truly the first time I feel depressed.
Trump played us like a fiddle, such a calculated wording to pump
fuck man, my puts got raped like myself

>>17785701
>mfw my trading app has DRIP but no GUSH.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>17785765
i seriously cannot stop laughing at you tripfags

what is the best hospital stock i can buy?

>>17785775
>S&P biggest one day gain since 2008 lmao

You mean the market hasn’t acted like this since the last recession? Retard.

>>17785701
I did, feeling really good

>>17785784
>macrovoices
Based Erik called this virus panic in january

>>17785744
>>17785596
You guys are retarded, the panic is priced in now. The conference held by Trump was to get rid of the crazy nut jobs literally spreading fear because orange man bad.

I hope those retarded marxist trannies from chapo trap house that have been shit posting here are on suicide watch but those faggots probably don't even own stocks, they just pretend just like they do with their gender.

Bears are about to get fucked because they were too stupid to realize when the average person on the street is bragging about the money they are making shorting the market that's a fucking key sign to get out. Glad I sold all my volatility shit yesterday it's bull time!

>>17785739
>t. dad is a VA admin
Immediately discarded. The VA has been a cesspool for years, I wouldn’t trust anything any VA higher up has said.

>>17785827
Good choice, I was thinking too much "time in vs timing". Hope you bought in lots of 40 to avoid a forced sell.

>>17785782
You're also forgetting that increased cases = increased number of recoveries. Like imagine how much the market is going to pump in 2 weeks when Tom Hanks announces he's corona free? Panic is over. Bottom is in. Screen cap this.

>>17785726
It looks like things won't be so volatile soon anon.

>>17785855
Have fun with that, hopefully you'll laugh celebratory when the data drops and the stock goes over $3 this month

>>17785782
All it will show is that this dumb fucking cough is nothing but mass hysteria by a couple asslickers screaming on social media.

I didn't hate anyone more than Trump. Cut from below and let him eat his own feet until it cracks out of his neck!

I'll get corona tomorrow in Italy, fly to Canada, fight my way through the forest and cough everything. I spread the shit without end until I'm dead!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na4FTTK9GPk

we need to learn more about this "BBRRRRR" phenomenon.

I HOPE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BOUGHT THE MIDDAY REGENERON AND COSTCO DIPS

I SLEPT THROUGH THE DIP IM SUCH A RETARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17785739
They just approved new tests and authorized purchasing a ton of them

We’re getting South Korea style drive through diagnosing. Pretty damn smart, but pretty damn late.

>>17785741
Was there another stock market sticky today?

In order for the market to go up on Monday, all that needs to not happen is:
-no big increase in cases in any country
-no big increase in deaths in any country
-no more celebrities test positive
-no world leaders develop a cough
-no leaked footage
-no other bad news
-nobody questions trumps logic

Buy up, boomers!

>Trump delayed it so stocks would close at finishing remarks
Next week is panic time, the confirmed cases are gonna skyrocket once all the testing is widespread

>>17785825
This is different than 2008 moron. You're comparing vodka to gin. Two completely different things.

Made 1k€ on a 1,5k€ portfolio today, feels good

too bad i already gambled that shit into shorts again

>>17785895
>look at these retard cutting off his nose to spite his face
Trump derangement syndrome is real.

>>17785895
Love the seething

It's really amazing that even the EMPEROR will do a test now just to do it anyway. We are all saved. His kind words filled my heart with glory, hope and happiness

>>17784421
big green +10%
this is great

>bulls shilling for a forced pumped dead cat bounce that required POTUS to shill for corporations that only happened to avoid him getting shat on the weekend

Are bulls genuinely retarded and don't understand liquidity or viral pandemics?

Tell me boomers, why the fuck did MGM pump the last 30 minutes of trading?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS MY TIME FOR THE BIG SHORT

>>17785736
>>17785741
>>17785751
>>17785789
>>17785795
>>17785829
>>17785846
>>17785849
>>17785858
>>17785880
GUSHlords will make it, the rest were warned

>>17785881
>Bottom is in.
You've been saying that for weeks

Will gush moon more?

>>17785628
Please leave the thread so you don't infect me.

>>17785635
Italy expressing 5 day doubling rate and 7% mortality so should have another 4k infected and 400 dead in that region by monday by those metrics. Small in the long run but people will take notice and panic... as they do.

>>17785884
> VIX is now on the level of 11th of March
> on 11th of March dow fell 7 %
Sure

I HOPE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BOUGHT THE MIDDAY REGENERON AND COSTCO DIPS

I SLEPT THROUGH THE DIP IM SUCH A RETARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17785767
We always do, based bulls
See pic related.

>>17785739
They just approved new tests and authorized purchasing a ton of them

We’re getting South Korea style drive through diagnosing. Pretty damn smart, but pretty damn late.

>>17785741
Was there another stock market sticky today?

>>17785895
how about you cut out the middle man and take some .20 cal aspirin right now?

Don't mind me bros I'm just soaking in this comfy tub of bear blood fresh from the tqqq spigot

>>17785949
its going to $500+

Who here HODLing SQQQ/SPXU?

>>17785719
Same, I think I was probably around the same level of gains. Shouldn't have gone all in and just stuck to my normal exits, oh well lesson learned.

>market ends 2000 points up
>Bloomberg: THE WORST IS YET TO COME, I THINK THIS IS THE WEEK WE REMEMBER AS THE DEATH OF THE FED
what

>>17785968
suh

This is return to normal right?

>>17785881
Didn't you want to sell everything? Delusional bulls never change.

We are just barely getting to the beginning of understanding how widespread this virus is in this country, the ride isn't over by a longshot

>>17785941
God damn it, I bought AMD at 41 instead of GUSH at .50 and now everyone here is gushing hard compared to me. I knew the second Trump mentioned pumping oil this shit was going to pop.

>>17785857
>zoom out zoomie

lmfao, futures are already down

Imagine believing that the virus is going to stop spreading because trump spoke

sold my SQQQ at the high. should i buy more for monday

>>17785746
So I'm looking between
TD Ameritrade - but they've had some shitty past stuff, lawsuits AND full leaks on clients
Fuck robinhood - for their leaks and preferential brokerage

So it's stuck between:
fidelity - might have insider trading, a fuck
and etrade - that awful baby commercial

Advice? I fired my financial advisory and am just gonna do shit myself from now on

>voluntary testing
>talks about how only people with symptoms should test
>talks about how they are now preparing testkits
everyone thinking this bear market is over is delusional

>>17785968
>SQQQ

Holding OILD, expecting there to be little demand of crude, trump might prop up american oil companies but i doubt that's enough when no one needs oil anymore.

>>17785968
SQQQ and GUSH

>>17785983
Nigga ain't even started yet

>>17785968
here

>>17785966
God that’d be fantastic. That’s a down payment on a house for me. If this is a bounce I’ll still buy much more. GUSH will flow.

CRAMER WANTS MORE
> CRAMER WANTS MORE
CRAMER WANTS MORE
> CRAMER WANTS MORE
CRAMER WANTS MORE
> CRAMER WANTS MORE

After LITERALLY saving America when Mnuchin begged him for his help, mr. Jim “cunny crusher” Cramer says MORE fiscal measures needed.

>>17785941
I g-grabbed some CVX bro... how’d I do?

>>17785976
B a s e d

Worst case scenario is these types of pandemics become more frequent as the world becomes globalize. If this is what happens to a common cold, imagine what happens to an antibiotic-resistant bacterial infection that kills slowly.

>>17786004
so fucking based, I'm hodling TECS instead of SQQQ though

>>17785966
I will buy everyone here tendies if it does

>>17785875
you political bias makes you look as retarded as the communists trying to raid

>>17785983
This is the calm before the storm, we aren't back to normal until May at least. This up and down instability is always how it starts

>>17785993
irrelevant, we will see on sunday evening

Monday going to be another blood bath

So is AYTU distributing the tests or Roche, anyone know?

>>17785881
Kek these faggots don't get that you buy on the rumor and sell on the news.
They are never going to make it.

>>17785943
>>17785987
>>17785988
It literally doesn't matter, we aren't going to run into any more unknowns at this point. The shit has hit the fan and now people are cleaning up but you retards want to keep throwing shit at the fan while standing in front of it.

Someone explain GUSH

>>17785908
>-no big increase in cases in any country
Every country with cases is sloping down currently.
>-no big increase in deaths in any country
The virus has been out long enough that hospitals know how to deal with it so no big deaths.
>-no more celebrities test positive
Awareness is in full steam and they are sure to take precautions. Not to mention that celebrities aren’t on anyone’s radars who trade anyways.
>-no world leaders develop a cough
People cough all the time
>-no leaked footage
Of what? Fucking your mother?
>-no other bad news
Seems pretty controlled to me
>-nobody questions trumps logic
Name one credible person who could question trump and get people to actually give a shit in the stock market. And remember, Twitter teens don’t count when they are drowning in their debt without even being in the markets.

>>17785856
theme hospital

>>17786024
oh boy wasnt a great outing for TECS today

>>17786053
3x oil ETF, like SQQQ for people who like oil instead of red numbers

>>17786033
You think GUSH will go down on monday? I want even more now

>>17785881
ZIRP
REPO
OIL
SUPPLY CHAIN
DEAD GRANDMA

>>17785978
>>17786001
>>17786004
>>17786010
Trump's response is pretty awesome, but Monday will be red. Hang in there bros

>>17785983
If next week is green it's back to normal, if it's red it's still initial sell off

>>17786020
There was already a flu that killed more than WW1 approximately 100 years ago. This is because of China's unsanitary conditions/incompetence along with no country on the entire planet having an infrastructure in place to deal with a viral pandemic.

>>17785988
It might get to Italy levels(although their curve is still inclining) or Trump just saved the US

>>17786025
it peaked at $2000 on Jun 11, 2015

>>17786020
Funny thing, 2018 the National public health whatever committee said this exact scenario is the greatest threat to national security.

Then trump fucking fired them

hearing all about the stock market on the news got me really interested in buying myself a comfy little stock or two, any advice?

pump fake.. red monday on the way

>>17786020
the day we face antibiotics not working anymore is gonna by 1000x worse than this all

>>17785856
walmart

>>17786062
SQQQ is short though, GUSH is not short I suppose?

>>17786025
gonna hold you to that screencap this bros

>>17786026
>>17786026
I'm biased towards what works, I'm sorry that offends your gay ass communist senses you pussy.

any stocks going up lately? like whoever owns poland spring (water), whoever makes hand sanitizer or masks/gloves, etc? how's GILD looking with their ncov drug?

I'M SO ANGRY AT MY DAD AND HIS GUTLESS FUCKING MARGINS

>>17786078
The rope ETFs and neck yourself funds seem fairly profitable at the moment. Cant recommend enough.

I'm pretty new to stocks and don't have much in terms of savings but I can comfortably spare around $500. Wat do? Did I miss my window of opportunity or is this the calm before the storm?

>>17786060
monday will save me

>>17786078
Do it, and don’t post fag shit

>>17786045
Roche. AYTU already spiked

I will do by best to contract corona and spread it to as many rich boomers as possible.

>>17786009
>>17786027
So I should still be expecting the worse, hope for the best as time passes?

>>17785635
Overall red but really slow and dragged out with at least 2 green days. Pretty much the description of a bear market week anything more specific is impossible.

>>17786066
please give me that hopium

>>17786050
Wish I screencaped your post about wanting to sell everything.

>>17786074
Bill Gates also said in 2015 that the chance of a nuclear war ever happening was slim to none, but the chance of a viral pandemic in your lifetime is well above 50%.

>>17786111
nice LARP, faggot.

>>17785596
Can somebody explain SQQ to me? Is it a good stock to hold for the next few weeks?

>>17786065
if it goes down im buying more

>>17786074
Those faggots were useless to begin with. God this is some retard shit if you think anything would have been different.

>>17786104
buy food and ammo

>>17786141
it will spike when this oil fight between saudi and russia ends

>>17785634
guh

>>17785983
If by normal you mean 15k dow, yea

>>17786067
A viral pandemic is probably better than a bacterial pandemic though. And you don’t think countries like NK and Venezuela are taking note of how well a bioweapon would work?

I genuinely think everyone thought this would blow over fast, and now everyone is shocked at what a huge impact it has had globally. Surely wreckers will be taking notes.

>>17786054
Where did you get the idea that cases are going down?

>>17786065
>>17786141
When has GUSH gone UP??? Just look at the chart bro!

>>17786140
>is it a stock
no

>>17786129
There will be more bad news this weekend, we're not at the bottom yet.

>>17786089
well with the way we are just throwing them around willy nilly its getting there. we are gonna have to add vancomycin to the water supply soon

CRAMER WANTS MORE
> CRAMER WANTS MORE

Says this shit ain’t done yet...

>>17785875
>sold all his volatility shit
>at the best time in history to buy svxy
Like that pic though
Fucking saved and god I wish that were me

>>17786104
do you even have a brokerage account?
this is going to play out over months, don't be in a rush to turn your $500 to 200

>>17786110
Fuck I’m out of AYTU then. Fucking annoying I thought they had exclusive rights.

>>17786134
What are you talking about I can show you my balances and prove to you have been making a killing trading UVXY, glad I cashed out yesterday. Seriously, the second I hear other people around me in public about making crazy money shorting the market is a key sign to stop being bear and go bull again.

>faggot tripfag made the thread

>>17785996
That's my plan

>>17785880
It’s in lots of 10, dummy

>>17785968
Switched to TQQQ during speech because weak hands, but I still have SPY puts

>>17785941
BULLS GET THE GUSH
BEARS GET THE GUH

>didn't buy anything today because I was too unsure wtf was going to happen when futures was green
>going into monday ready to load up on cheapies if red or short if green

>>17786212

>>17786105
well best of luck to you but im hoping for red so i can close my SQQQ

>>17786178
uhhh today?

>>17786103
ok link them
>>17786108
why not?
are the stonks i heard about not LGBT-friendly?

4th consecutive day of less south korean cases

Italy will be on the decline too. Looks like we might have peaked in most places beside North America

>>17786177
From his ass.

>>17786054
Up is the number of the cases going and the number of cases is going up.

>SPY down 1% after hours
Greedy bears baited.
Delusional bulls trapped.

>>17786176
Bacteria doesn't spread as easily as a virus though. As far as lethality goes a bacteria is worse, but this virus attacked both a shaky global economy and an unready global health system at the same time

>>17785993
Thats aftermarket trading retard, everyday you call them futures

>>17786236
Begone sodomite

Wagies is thinking about closing shop for two weeks. That's cool with me as long as i still get paid. This is union jobber so i damn well better.

>>17786140
in an inverted triple leveraged ETF its not a stock

This is just normies kneejerking and buying because they assume Corona Chan is on the ropes right?

My gut says we haven't hit the bottom yet.

Noth

What are essential stock market documentary to watch?

>>17786194
who gives a fuck? why is cramer even relevant on this level? he's just a dude who yells at the TV screen about stocks. BUY BUY BUY SELL SELL SELL ah yes, this is the guy we should base our pandemic policy on. this fucking clown, yes.

>>17786239
Italy will be in decline, right after their whole population is dead.

>>17786121
>hope for the best as time passes
Well it won't be the end of the world for sure haha right?

Nothing new, but stock sky rocket? Wth.

>SRTY is down afterhours
>SQQQ is up

>>17786065
I'll buy in just before the next oil meeting. Easy money.

>>17786178
LOL i made 38% on money today in GUSH

Unless the 10Y moves down again it will be green on Monday again. Oil will move up from the US stockpiling.

the fuck are you talking about korea and italy have peaked because they are under quarantine every other country is steadily increasing infections

>>17786196
Good point. I'll have a lot of reading and preparing to do over the weekend

>>17786203
/biz/ makes threads too early in general. the old thread is still around 20 minutes after this one was made. it probably has a good 20 minutes left too.

>>17785881
there is no bigger sell sign than a bullish baggie

>>17785875
Shut the fuck up /ptg/

>>17786239
>in most places beside north america
I hope you are trolling, europe is literally just starting

>>17786239
USA's cases just doubled in the last 72 hours. The peak is still weeks away, the government is gonna have to enforce surreal restrictions to stop this within the 8 week period

>>17786155
This. Only nibble below $30. Above $30 is dangerous during price war until something changes.

>>17786286
This.

>>17786135
Yeah but he looks like a glasses nerd

>>17786265
the big shart

>>17786095
Rule 34 on this girl???

>>17786233
>Goes down during a bull market
>Goes down during a bear market
>If I hold GUSH for a year, everything will be fine!
You're fucking stupid.

>>17785968
HOLD
H
OL
D HOLDING

>>17786194
> getting suffocated by Corona-Chan
Is there a better way to die?

>>17786239
UK refuses to shut down, France is waiting until monday because of some regional election on sunday i think lol.

>>17786281
quite happy after the bath i took on SQQQ at the EOD

someone please give me a strike and date

>>17786248
haha nice anon

I just wanted to see Dow under 20,000 in my life time...

How do you choose great puts in options anons. Please help a noob anon out.

>>17786319
Typical NoGUSH cope

>>17786248
>that one day China accidentally release real numbers

>>17786204

my man

Good timing from Trump. There's going to be a lot of pent up demand for sunday's futures open. Happy about oil, glad I took on positions in GUSH today.

>>17786269
Hey retard

He’s been sounding the alarm since the Monday after the Super Bowl.

Mnuchin called him yesterday when he was on the air for help. Trump doesn’t listen to experts and boring people, Cramer is a loud yelling man and entertaining, he is needed to catch the attention of the senile foxnews man.

And he’s right when it matters.

fox news has all weekend to stoke the flames of hysteria because le pandemic
go weekend shill force!

>>17786248
now show that in log

>>17786078
neck yourself

Did I miss my chance for cheapies?

>>17786322
It's HODL, retard.

HOLD
ON
for
DEAR
LIFE

OH NO BULLSSS WE"VE LOST 500 POINTS ON THE DOW SINCE CLOSE!!!!

If anyone has looked at the data, it's clear that the only countries with active cases peaking/falling are China and South Korea and they are under total lockdown.

It's clear that the entire world will need to be quarantined for 4-6 weeks minimum. This is not priced in.

Short everything. It's free money. People are panicking at supermarkets, prepping for a quarantine in my area, and we don't have any cases yet. Kek

>>17786355
You may, when it’s time for you to retire.

>>17786202
Another tripfag posted it then?

>>17786209
It's 1 to 40 for GUSH bro.
1 to 10 is ERX.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/direxion-announces-reverse-splits-three-205000892.html

>>17786403
sorry, thank you for the correction sire!

>>17786390
Do you actually think the virus is over or are you just being a contrarian for the sake of arguing?

>>17786404

Where are you looking?

>>17786411
so buy super market stocks?

>>17785701
Me, be careful though. They're doing a reverse split end of month. So I just bought 1 share.

>>17786101
Dude you always post about your gay dad, just hold a pillow over his face in his sleep

>>17786300
>>17786296
>>17786270
The disease originated in Asia so of course we are going to see declines there before Europe, the point is we have known about this virus since January and if it's receding now in Asia then that gives us an idea of a time line for this disease. Also if Asia is recovering then it's a fucking sign we have already peaked on fear. I mean people criticized Trump for closing down travel to Europe but it was a good call in the end. We are going to see the numbers but we aren't running into anything unknown here. Volatility is already going down because Trump had to sit the nation down and stop it from having a retarded panic attack.

Glad I cashed out on being a bear and now I'm going to be going bull mode fast.

>>17786295
Go donate to Bernie so he can endorse Biden you dumb naive gay faggot.

>>17786221
God why did we ever leave the 80s...

>>17786411
> we looked at the data

>>17786370
>GUSH
I keep trying to warn idiots about GUSH but nobody is listening! Do you guys even know that there is a reverse split 40 to 1 this month??? Do you even know how FUCKED GUSH is? GUSH will literally NEVER RECOVER. Its NOT POSSIBLE. Sure you can buy and sell on a green day, but its only going DOWN.

You didn't FOMO in or panic sell your puts right?

>>17786269
Everything Trump did today was basically following Cramer's advice. You really think he could come up with this on his own?

>>17786411
>tfw not panic buying
>but now scared everything is gonna be sold out when I go shopping

>>17786428
YM1!

Anybody else shorting Tiffany?

Are people not upset it might be over? I've been buying the dip every 10%. Do you really want cheepies done?

well i told you guys literally after the words left Trumps mouth to buy DGX, LH, and GOOGL. did anyone else profit from the instant 10% free money?

>>17783654

>>17786440
No, supply chains are fucked and the risk premiums will jump. Even supermarket stocks r fucked.

>>17786456
I did

>Trump just gave us one more chance to buy what will be deep ITM puts this time next week for cheap
B A S E D

He's gonna crash the fuck outta the market, but at least he's inadvertently giving us all breadcrumbs on the way down.

>>17786390
Log is a straight line because it's exponential. Don't you see the upslope?

>>17786421
I have no idea who you are talking about but for the past couple of weeks it's only been UVXY for me while occasionally jumping into AMD.

>>17786455
That's why you buy USO or just buy the companies in the GUSH basket. so HAL KBR and XOM plus other

>>17786456
If you were trading anywhere in that spike you lost or will lose money.

>>17786140
you hold it when the numbers go down, and get rid of it as fast as you can

>>17786456
No in fact I bought another share of SQQQ

>>17785806
The US could probably put all its muscle into supporting NYC and Washington state hospitals to keep the death rate low there while the virus peters out nationwide.

It's not the end of the US economy if NYC gets sick.

It *is* the end of the US economy if Trump says "it's just the flu bro" for the next couple weeks.

Looks like he knew he was running out of time (probably was listening to an expert giving him estimates on the worst case timelines) and finally did what he should have done.

Two weeks? Might be too much everywhere by then.

Now? They *might* actually contain it.

>>17786450
Theres websitez tracking total and active cases. Only in hard quarantined countries are active cases not moving exponentially up.

>>17786456
no i loaded up on more puts

>>17785622
He blew the bears the fuck out

Still though, once Corona-chan starts hitting the states properly in 3-4 weeks time this mini pump will be ancient history. Dow 16,000 for sure

>>17786468
It may not be done. I want more cheapies too... didn’t get that LMT dip today. Or the COST and JNJ dips today.

Goddamn... if you were trading today Saw LMT at 305 and did nothing? What’s your problem...

>>17786096
Value of companies who make the shit people hoard with not suddenly increase in value.

>>17786518
Same

12k in GUSH at average of .57, hodling for 100x gain

>>17786534
>3-4 weeks

It's already nearing 2K. It'll be before end of this week, I think.

>>17786543
Noice!

>>17786296
>>17786300
weather is going to help significantly in USA

>>17786554
new thread
>>17786554
new thread
>>17786554
new thread
>>17786554
new thread

>>17786502
See, this is what you should do! I just don't think its the bottom yet, but I'm going to buy up Shell, Chevron, and Exxon when it bottoms out for sure, very good dividends.

>>17786514
I was something like 70/30 puts/cash before the pump.

The pump fucking decimated my puts down to the point they were like 50/50 puts/cash.

Then I went all-in puts.

But it just kept pumping,

>>17786456
My puts are for May 15. I'll most certainly hold through this, as nothing has really changed. Europe is being destroyed and a national emergency declared. I'm guessing we'll go a little bit lower.

>>17786543
Super.

>>17786553
yep, corona numbers are going to go up bigly
more tests = more confirmed cases

>>17786072
My question is, why did it go down so low, and why would it go high again?

>>17786078
This is a libertarian facist thread, no room for Marxist trannies, only RKG(rest in peace)

>>17786177
>graph not in per capita

>>17786564
I mean at this point with the blue chips of energy being low I would prefer having them over the ETF anyways

>>17785975
there's still time for bad news fren

>>17786468
>over
Theres been unchecked asymptomatic community spread and now were being told that pop up tents in Walmart parking lots are going up to check people this late in the game instead of putting everyone under a damn quarantine. What's going to happen is all the Walmart goers are going to show up, see the lines are long, go into Walmart and touch everything on their way to pick up some new sharting underwear and a diet double Mountain Dew and infect everyone before finallly heading back outside and actually getting their tests done.

The only way this works out close to safely is if ether Walmart centers actually shut down and people are told not to get out of their cars until they reach the testing tents. That wont happen of course because it'd require Walmart to take an actual hit instead of abusing this situation to up customer numbers.

>>17786239
Korea have a curve similar to China outside Hubei and also similar to Iran which shows a reduction in number of new cases.
But none of the other western countries have a curve similar to that

>>17786524
Just wanted to quote Sam Hyde

>>17786356
Pick a random one on the company you want and hope for the best

>>17786236
Stock market hates sinners. You will be destroyed by fire

>>17786020
>Worst case scenario is these types of pandemics become more frequent as the world becomes globalize. If this is what happens to a common cold, imagine what happens to an antibiotic-resistant bacterial infection that kills slowly.
All viruses are already unaffected by antibiotics

>>17786265
Newsies

>>17786456
I actually bought some more sqqq. I'm a risky boy

>>17786672

>>17786543
>average of .57
Nice

>>17786290
Once you think you know what your doing, read up on ET

>>17786456
panic sold SQQQ calls for TQQQ ones. kept the rest of my puts

>>17786543
>100x gain
This is not even REMOTELY possible. It'll be 1.5 - 2x gain at MOST.

>>17786390
Here you go retard, how do you like the numbers to look? Either way shits just taking off in EU and NA.

>>17786483
You think so? I already have a fuck ton in the red right now, just load up a bunch to start monday?

yikes and lol

Anybody else digging on the bloomberg bump music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHfqm5KcwAU

Are you guys diversifying your stonks or just gambling?

>>17786904
>tfw avanza is shit and keeps crashing every time the market has wild swings
>tfw cant trade american options like all the cool kids

>>17786950
IM GAMBLING AND FUCKING LOSING

Threadly reminder

>>17787020
You have to include the largest losses to show that they basically happen one after another. Like today after yesterday.

>>17786950
I'm buying high dividend cheapies, not really that concerned about diversifying.

>>17787117
what have you picked up?

>>17787087
That's what I wanted to show. Biggest gains were made during the big market crashes.

>>17787129
VQNI, I'll pick up some XOM and PFE once everything drops again, once we hit peak coronavirus infection here and the supply problems with China fully manifest themselves.

Do you bros think we are on a downward trend tho for the next few months? With economic activity slowing down because of restrictions, I don't see it any other way.

>>17786952
>no american etf's either
It sucks, mate.

>>17787193
vqni isnt listed on NYSE? ty btw

>>17786455
From my reading, bigger companies can do this with less issue.

>>17787284
it's an ETF, I honestly don't know a fucking thing about stocks, except to buy low and sell high, I heard stocks were low so I installed robinhood and started buying shit
I'll be transferring my account to ameritrade whenever robinhood puts account statements though, the kind of downtimes they've been having are just unacceptable

Should I buy GUSH? Down to my last $70

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/hagens-berman-national-trial-attorneys-urges-inovio-pharmaceuticals-ino-investors-who-have-suffered-significant-losses-to-contact-its-attorneys-firm-investigating-possible-securities-fraud-301021931.html

EVERYONE HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

BIG SHIT HAPPENING

IF INVESTIGATION HAPPENS AND THEY FOUND NO FRAUD HAPPENED, INO WILL FUCKING SKYROCKET

>>17787526
Might do a few call orders if so.

Is it a good idea to do puts on DB right now or are they going to recover?

>>17785983
>no one got the reference