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RECESSION AVERTED BOYS

>> No.17785384
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>>17785336
all hail walmart!

>> No.17785400

>>17785336
you know the stock market is no the economy

>> No.17785403

>>17785336
Pls Dead cat bounce. Fucking hell i fucking sold the bottom again.

>> No.17785411

>>17785400
lol

>> No.17785438

We are really gonna do this huh? Everytime the market goes up we are saved?

>> No.17785439

>>17785403
its not the bottom friend

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>>17785403
BUY HIGH, SELL LOW!

>> No.17785475

its all made up hahahahhaahahaa
they they actually hahahahahahaha pamped it hahahha while trump hahahah was ahhaha speaking so that ahahahhaahahha people would just keep hahahahhahahha ke hahahahhhh hahhahhahaahha *shits pants* keep hahahahaha KEEP BUYING hahahahahahahahah BUT ITS GONNA DUMP WAAAAAAAAY HARDER NOWWWW HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>> No.17785494

>>17785400
Pee pee poo poo

>> No.17785522

>>17785336
>Imagine falling for the bull trap.

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>>17785494

>> No.17785533

>>17785336
2008 crisis had lots of dead cat bounces. They always have them to liquidate the shorts. Crash again next week

>> No.17785547

>>17785336
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.17785599

Holy fuck I used 2/3 of my savings into buying puts last night...what the FUCK

>> No.17785723

>>17785599
buy more with the other 1/3rd because they'll be cheaper now
market dumping again next week

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>>17785599
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
HOLY SHIT EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS FAGGOT
*inhales*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.17785779

>>17785723
no I need to pay rent

>> No.17785807

>>17785599
buy more m8
crash incoming

>> No.17785832

>>17785779
no you don't

>> No.17786320

>>17785451
IT'S THE /BIZ/ WAY!

>> No.17786349

Nothing can outsmart the market; AI, organizations and governments are going to be annihilated. Throwing money at it will just exasperate the crisis and has pretty much all but sealed our fate. This is literally our last line of defense against total systemic collapse, creating TRILLIONS out of thin air.

>> No.17786371

>pumping trillions of dollars of liquidity to force a dead cat bounce
>while the economy is still going to grind to a halt

Recession averted boys, two terms two scoops

>> No.17786438

>>17785475
Kek based autist