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Thanks for your service, janny.

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>> No.17781451

>and now to the orange clown.

>> No.17781453

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17781456

>>17781423
Its ogre Bearbros...

>> No.17781457

AHAHAHAHA PUT FAGS BTFO

>> No.17781461
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PUMP IT

BEARS BTFO!!!!!!!!

>> No.17781464
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Kek at this last minute pump, shit's fucked as soon as drumpf takes the podium shortly

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comfy thread

>> No.17781466
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>> No.17781468

>>17781423
insider word is short sales banned, similar to south korea. watch and weep bobo

>> No.17781471
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How hard will they pump this fake administrated market?

>> No.17781480

>this very fake pump
say goodnight Bulls, The Donald is about to speak

>> No.17781483

Will he still deny the corona virus and call it flu?

>> No.17781484

honk honk

>> No.17781485
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HOLD ME BULLBROS...

>> No.17781489

HOLY SHIT
THE DOW JUST SOARED OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.17781492

Whoa

>> No.17781496
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17781497

>>17781465
this will be anything but comfy
they might as well sticky it'll be so fast

>> No.17781502
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>mfw I bought the dip

>> No.17781503

>>17781480
again its all so tiresome

>> No.17781506
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Should I buy some airline stocks today or wait a month?

>> No.17781508

>>17781471
About as hard as I'd pump these two anime ladies, if you know what I mean

>> No.17781510

He's late it's already dumping!

>> No.17781512

T+2min
Is Trump death?

>> No.17781515

DID IT START? IS MY STREAM FUCKED?

>> No.17781516

anyone got a stream?

>> No.17781520

Where to watch trumps speech?

>> No.17781521

>Trump is late again

>> No.17781522

HEY LIL DONNIE CRASH THE MARKET LIL DONNIE

>> No.17781523

NOT SO FAST BULL CÜCKS

>> No.17781524

he's late. this is bearish

>> No.17781525

LA ULTIMA TRAMPA DEL TORO

>> No.17781530

>>17781516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw

>> No.17781531

>>17781516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw

>> No.17781532
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>>17781497
you can go fast and be comfy at the same time

>> No.17781533

>>17781468
cope

>> No.17781534

>>17781502
Wtf how did this get pinned??

>> No.17781537
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17781537

Chad hold SQQQ over the weekend or virgin close positions for safety?

>> No.17781536

I bet you ANYTHING Trump is loaded up on opiates to suppress cough reflexes

>> No.17781542

>>17781516
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>> No.17781543

>>17781516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw&feature=emb_logo
didnt start yet as trump is having a snack before going on air

>> No.17781545

If Trump coughs the market drops 3000 points.

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wouldn't wanna be one of the Suckers hodling over the Weekend lmao

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oh fuck here it comes

>> No.17781551
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>> No.17781552

>>17781524
You could say it is bearishing

>> No.17781553

Link me a live feed bro

>> No.17781554

>>17781516
free fox business stream on youtube honey

>> No.17781556

>>17781516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MIB3E7CzCY

>> No.17781559

ACTIVATE THE BULL TRAP

>> No.17781560

why is this fat fuck always late

>> No.17781562

No stream yet watching at work

>> No.17781563

https://youtu.be/q_WM_pMp0Hg

>> No.17781565
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>>17781525
UH OH

>> No.17781568

>A SHORT SELLER BAN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.17781571

xth for still buying jnug at 5.

>> No.17781576

https://jwp.io/s/Cy0BCDjR
ahahahahahahaha

>> No.17781578

>>17781506
id wait.. there numbers might be fucked next earnings..

>> No.17781579

>>17781559
NOT ON THAT VOLUME BABY LAMBOMOON TIME

>> No.17781582

>>17781536
Make sure to look at his pupils

>> No.17781585

You guys heard the guy mumble about a stimulus package off camera, right?

>> No.17781586

>>17781502
Wtf how is this post stickied??

>> No.17781587

Market recovery in 5
4...
3...
2...
1...

>> No.17781588

>>17781506
I don't see how people will start buying tickets soon.
i'd wait

>> No.17781590

LINK
>LINK
LINK
>LINK
LINK
>LINK
LINK
>LINK
LINK
>LINK
LINK
>LINK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw

>> No.17781591

Trump was built for a bull market, he's a vain child. The bear market and upcoming recession will really highlight his weaknesses, namely, leading. Dump incoming.

>> No.17781592

TRUMP IS SCARED.

>> No.17781593

Don't be a degenerate gambler and load on up options right before he speaks. Buy options after he speaks and hold over the weekend.

>> No.17781594

It's all good watching everything fall apart. But sooner or later either the electricity grid or internet will go down, and that will be /biz/ gone for good

>> No.17781595
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Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure trading with you.

>> No.17781596

>>17781537
I'm too much of a pussy to hold anything over the weekend bro, this shit is too unstable

>> No.17781601

>>17781537
Always be Chad

>> No.17781606

>>17781537
HODL

>> No.17781609

>>17781537
once a bearbro always a bearbro

>> No.17781612

>tfw just smashed teacher wife who's off work for school closure, having my coffee and about to make money

>> No.17781617

>>17781451
dilate, leftypol

>> No.17781618

https://jwp.io/s/Cy0BCDjR

This stream is up. Trump nowhere to be seen.

>> No.17781619

>>17781594
>that will be /biz/ gone for good

god i can only hope

>> No.17781625

>>17781516
MEME STREAM HERE WITH LIVE CHAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OZ0rEcBJME

>> No.17781626

https://youtu.be/WuyJ5XWPnw0

>> No.17781627

>>17781537
HODL WITH ME BROTHER

>> No.17781628

TRUMP SHITTING HIS PANTS DUE TO CORONA.

>> No.17781629
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17781629

HE'S LATE
SELL EVERYTHING

>> No.17781630

>>17781537
hold. its just money bro.

>> No.17781632

Anyone else here nervous as hell?

>> No.17781633

>>17781468
Why would trump directly draw attention to 'his' market in an address to joe shmoe. Expect an oil bailout at best.

If he did freeze shorting, when its back in a month and covid cases are at 20 million confirmed, itll be the next great depression

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17781638

I had a very weak nut just now. The good times might have ended.

>> No.17781640

>>17781423
>Thanks for your service, janny.
What? janny confirmed covid?

>> No.17781646
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come on tump give the fucking livestream

>> No.17781648

Jesus christ what is taking trump so long

>> No.17781649

>>17781537
just be yourself

>> No.17781650
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>>17781629
he's late cause he's coofing and they're trying to get him under control before sending him out

>> No.17781653
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17781653

All these gains.. lost like tears in the rain..

>> No.17781664

can you imagine being one of those sad cunts that traveled from China to Italy despite the obvious risks and now doomed thousands of people.

>> No.17781665

>YFW TRUMP DELAYS UNTIL 4PM

>> No.17781668

When do we hit the bottom? I thought the market would keep going down but it sounds like there is some treasury/fed fuckery happening that is keeping things up for now?

>> No.17781669

DONALD PUMP INCOMING.

>> No.17781670

>>17781640
Jannys=gods.

>> No.17781671

Went for a shit and he's still not started talking, every fucking time!

>> No.17781674
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Stream starts.

It's this...

>> No.17781673

>>17781550
I want to breed that girl.

>> No.17781680

COME OUT GRONALD
WE'VE GOT A MARKET TO CRASH

>> No.17781683

COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF

>> No.17781685

TARDINESS IS BEARISH

>> No.17781687

NEWS SUMMARY

- Trump preparing emergency powers - reports
- Will hold news conference at 3pm ET
- Blamed Obama via Tweet for current testing issue
- Delta, AA in trouble - seeking help from WH
- Miami Mayor has CV, was w/ aide photographed with Trump
- Global death toll hits 5,000
- 250 new deaths in Italy, highest in one day
- Spain has 1,100+ new cases in one day, declares state of emergency
- Greece shutting down bars, malls, restaurants
- Large rise in the Netherlands, 190 cases in one day
- Indonesia cases picking up (pop: 270 million)
- Iran to 'clear the streets'
- Austria closing almost all stores
- France limits gatherings to 100 people
- East Africa has its first cases - Kenya, Ethiopia
- Ireland swearing in new police officers
- All schools closing in OR, OH, MI, MD, KY, NM
- LA closes all schools
- Switzerland closes all schools
- UK care homes ban visits from family
- UK local elections postponed
- Brazil President tests negative
- UK's Premier League suspended
- Masters Golf postponed
- NASCAR postpones next 2 races
- London Marathon, Boston Marathon postponed
- Bahrain, Vietnamese Grand Prix called off
- Apple WWDC will be virtual
- Alibaba founder donates masks / test kits to US
- Fiat Chrysler workers refusing to work in Canada
- Lufthansa seeks financial aid
- Several countries ban short-selling
- US Stocks seem to recover

> - The entire world is in crisis
> - The entire world is in crisis
> - The entire world is in crisis

> - US Stocks seem to recover

We must have hit the bottom

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17781691

>Trump staffers desperately trying to get him to stop coughing so that they can start the stream

>> No.17781692

COME ON OUT YOU FAT ORANGE NIGGER I HAVE THOUSANDS ON THE LINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17781693

WHERE THE FUCK IS DRUMPF!

>> No.17781695

>>17781650
I'm surprised they wouldn't film it in advance

>> No.17781698
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>>17781537
Hodl. We /BEARCHAD/ now.

>> No.17781703

Reporters said he could be 15 minutes late

>> No.17781704

>>17781648
Corona gottum

>> No.17781705

>President of the USA
>late on his news conference
Jesus Christ.

>> No.17781708

>>17781648
It's literally copying Putin, make people wait as a "power move". Show them who's in charge :^)

>> No.17781710

>>17781664
cant prove it motherfucker

>> No.17781711

>>17781650
Anyone else think Corona-chan is super fuckable?

>> No.17781712

>>17781674
kys tranny

>> No.17781713

>>17781653
That one actually got me to laugh, F for my gains bro

>> No.17781716
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>>17781687
>bottom

>> No.17781717

>almost 10 minutes late

god damn trump is such a fucking asshole

>> No.17781719

MIGA

>> No.17781720
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>>17781638
I have a powerful, powerful nut in waiting.
I've been channelling all the negative energy that I've collected from these threads directly to my ballsack. All the anguish, the woe, the hate, the fury.
When I bust this, we'll be in real freefall. And nothing will stop it.

>> No.17781724
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TRUMP HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19
>TRUMP HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19
TRUMP HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19
>TRUMP HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19
TRUMP HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19
>TRUMP HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19
TRUMP HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19
>TRUMP HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19
TRUMP HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19
>TRUMP HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19
TRUMP HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19
>TRUMP HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19
TRUMP HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19
>TRUMP HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19
TRUMP HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19
>TRUMP HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19

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ZOG CHEETO SHOW YOURSELF

>> No.17781734

WHERE TF IS TRUMP?

>> No.17781735

>>17781717
He's putting in some final puts before his big address

>> No.17781736

Trump just doesn't give a shit about this country.

>> No.17781739

this retard stained his shirt again , i bet you aNYTHING

>> No.17781742

>>17781693
GOLFING

>> No.17781745

>>17781705
Don‘t be too hard on him, he has Corona.

>> No.17781744

I think trump just realized that the stock market closes an hour later than this, he meant to speak at close

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>>17781595

>> No.17781750
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Post yfw Trump comes out and immediately starts coughing

>> No.17781754

>3:10 no Trump
BEARISH SELL EVERYTHING

>> No.17781757
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17781757

GET OUT HERE YOU ORANGE ZIONIST

>> No.17781761

Imagine if he fucking collapses live

>> No.17781762

>so much Trump hate here
low testosteronee

>> No.17781764
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>All this week work have been begging me to do overtime
>2 weeks holiday booked off
>Agree to do a Saturday shift tomorrow before my time off
>They were literally begging me to work tomorrow
>"Change of plan anon, we dont need to to come in tomorrow "

>> No.17781763

I'll be voting Biden this November.

Trump has totally botched this virus debacle.

>> No.17781766

>>17781693
>Pence comes out
>Gets sworn in
>Queers rounded up
>Dow 50,000 EOM

>> No.17781769

>>17781735
this

>> No.17781772

IF TRUMP COUGHS IM A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE

>> No.17781774
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stocks will plummet when we find out trump has corona right?

>> No.17781775
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>>17781687
>Bottom
>3 days of corona in US
Too soon anon, with weekend incoming it will be at least 10k new cases, monday is 19k

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>>17781750

>> No.17781778

>>17781711
yeah id fuck corona-chan. no condom - im a zoomer so i have a high survival rate when she infects me.

>> No.17781779

>citizens of the united states of america, I have an announcement to make
>niggers
>proceeds to leave the stage
would this be bullish or bearish?

>> No.17781780

>>17781735
kek

>> No.17781783

>>17781744
This. He is just delaying his shit

>> No.17781784
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It's over guys... turn off the lights on the way out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjLO_v7qI8w

>> No.17781787

>>17781724

I would feel bad for him but also laugh

>> No.17781788

TRUMP HAS DIED OF CORONA!

>> No.17781790
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Are you ready?

>> No.17781793

uh oh looks like little trumpy wumpy had a little coofy woofy

>> No.17781796

>10 minutes late
10 minutes late
>10 minutes late
10 minutes late
>10 minutes late
10 minutes late
>10 minutes late
10 minutes late
>10 minutes late
10 minutes late
>10 minutes late
10 minutes late

lmao

>> No.17781797

>get this ink stain off my shirt, Mike

>> No.17781799
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THE ANTICIPATION

>> No.17781798
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>>17781720
You have to use the nut for good, anon. Its the only way we can save the economy.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GET YOUR ASS HERE YOU FAT FUCK

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>>17781750

>> No.17781805

Whoever's directing this is a master of suspense.

>> No.17781806

>POTUS is 10 minutes late to his press conference
>markets are up
is being late a bullish sign?

>> No.17781807
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post yfw speech is cancelled

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>>17781750
this isn't funny anymore your retarded bears, the whole world is gonna go to shit

>> No.17781811

Kind of coincidence, but I was in China sometime last year, making my typical Witch's Brew. One eye of newt, one heart of a centuar, and one dead bat. I remember serving it to a few Chinese passerbys on the street.

>> No.17781812

>>17781763
Lol

>> No.17781814

SOME NIG AT THE STORE SAID HE HAS INSIDE INFO THAT WALMART IS OUTTA TP AND NESTLE WATER AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17781816
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>mfw people think the crash is over
>mfw people think Trump saying anything will actually help
>mfw people already forgot about the "cRaSh OvEr" day on Tuesday
>mfw people already forgot about the $500 BILLION DOLLAR bump that got insta-erased yesterday
>mfw the bulls think they're free

>> No.17781818

>>17781779
bullish as all hell

>> No.17781821
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STOCKS ALREADY FALLING
>STOCKS ALREADY FALLING
STOCKS ALREADY FALLING
>STOCKS ALREADY FALLING
STOCKS ALREADY FALLING
>STOCKS ALREADY FALLING
STOCKS ALREADY FALLING
>STOCKS ALREADY FALLING

>> No.17781825
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t-the s-stonks...

>> No.17781824

>>17781779
>would this be bullish or bearish?
Devilish.

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DELAYED BECAUSE DRUMPF IS COUGHING

>> No.17781827

Dubs the world burns, trips the world is saved, otherwise it's crab time.

>> No.17781828

>>17781668
first ask yourself if any of the bubbles have popped yet

>> No.17781830

IMPORTANT EOD POLL
>IMPORTANT EOD POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/19530538
http://www.strawpoll.me/19530538
http://www.strawpoll.me/19530538
>IMPORTANT EOD POLL
IMPORTANT EOD POLL

>> No.17781832
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17781832

>>17781799
Anticip-

>> No.17781834

News is so bad he has to delay as long as possible.

>> No.17781838

>10 MINUTES LATE
After 15 is class canceled?

>> No.17781841

30 dollars a pound for brisket in walmart. Do you believe that?

>> No.17781845

>HE IS CALLING JIM CRAMER
HE IS CALLING JIM CRAMER

>> No.17781846
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17781846

>>17781750

>> No.17781848
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17781848

>>17781796
trumps currently watching all the options he sold.. waiting for theta to kick in before making speech

>> No.17781849

>>17781779
BULLISH

>> No.17781850
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17781850

>>17781750

>> No.17781852

>>17781774
>trump coughs
>nation cheers as he's finally done for
>stocks skyrocket
the only other alternative

>> No.17781853
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17781853

>>17781809
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.17781856

>DELAYED BY 2 HOURS

GET OUT OF THE MARKETS NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17781857

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

>> No.17781862

where's the link to the trump speech?

>> No.17781866

>DOW plummeting
It's over

>> No.17781867
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>>17781670
Why yes, of course.

>> No.17781871

>>17781830
Definitely somewhere in the middle and I'm gay.

>> No.17781873
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17781873

>>17781750

>> No.17781874

DONALD YOU FAT ORANGE FUCK, PUT YOUR FUCKING BIG BOY PANTS ON AND CRASH THIS FUCKING MARKET ALREADY GODDAMMIT QUIT COCK TEASING ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.17781875

Fellow Americans. I don't feel so good...

>> No.17781876

>>17781862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw

>> No.17781877

>>17781809
good, this clown world has to end

>> No.17781879
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>>17781790
yep

>> No.17781883

im as bearish as the next guy, but in all honesty trump would not be releasing bad news during trading hours yall are deluding yourselves.

>> No.17781885

>>17781763

N-now look here, fat

Coronavirus is just that thing, the thing you know? Deng Xiaoping is handling it

>> No.17781887

Anybody have any white? Do you have any white stuff?

>> No.17781889

>>17781811
Oh, so you were making the chinese vegan option
Next time use more meat, or they'll get confused

>> No.17781892

>>17781762
>>17780831

>> No.17781896

>>17781798
What if he's your enemy, and you've let him live and gain from your power

>> No.17781898

>>17781883
unless he legally has to

>> No.17781901

>trump will fall down those stairs.

SELL

>> No.17781902

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17781905

8 more minutes they say

>> No.17781910

>>17781816
Just you wait, I can't wait to laugh at you after Trumps speech is done and stocks rocket to the moon.

>> No.17781911
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17781911

TRUMP IS CALLING POWELL AND TELLING HIM TO PUMP IT
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17781912
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17781912

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17781913

CMON FATTY WE DONT HAVE ALL DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17781914
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17781914

>>17781750
it's time.

>> No.17781915
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>>17781874
Incredibly Based

>> No.17781916

>>17781883
He thought the markets were closed that's why he's stalling lad

>> No.17781919

>>17781827
odds: we doomed
evens: we doomed
any other type of number number: website broken, we still doomed

>> No.17781920

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MIB3E7CzCY
>live in 2 hours

>> No.17781921

Trump is sick, they're cancelling

>> No.17781922

This has to be one of the worst signs. RIP market - stay healthy anons and good luck

>> No.17781923
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17781923

jesus christ bulls are getting desperate.
i wonder how exactly monday won't be just another repeat of the last few mondays as trump is going to announce a national emergency and then over the weekend we'll have parabolic increases in cases/deaths across the US.
monday is red. the global capitalist structure has ground to a halt on both the supply side (chinese manufacturing) and the demand side (developed nation consumers not going out shopping and pinching pennies after their savings were wiped in stock crashes).

say it with me...
REFLATIONARY SPENDING DOES NOT OPEN FACTORIES OR CURE VIRUSES

>> No.17781929

I HAVE NO MORE TOILET PAPER

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

>> No.17781930
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>>17781763
Retard alert.

A senile deep state piece of shit is the only thing that could be worse than a senile MIGA piece of shit.

Wtf is wrong with you

>> No.17781932

Come on Krummmpppfffff

>> No.17781936

gold is gonna crash like bitcoin. deflation is happening.

>> No.17781937

>>17781898
What are they gonna do? Impeach him?

>> No.17781943

Trump is going to keel over due to corona, his bowels will release on national tv before the entire country.

>> No.17781944
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>>17781862
What speech?

>> No.17781946

PM CANCELLED - PM CANCELLED
PRESIDENT RUSHED TO HOSPITAL - ITS HAPPENING.
PM CANCELLED - PM CANCELLED
PRESIDENT RUSHED TO HOSPITAL - ITS HAPPENING.
PM CANCELLED - PM CANCELLED
PRESIDENT RUSHED TO HOSPITAL - ITS HAPPENING.
PM CANCELLED - PM CANCELLED
PRESIDENT RUSHED TO HOSPITAL - ITS HAPPENING.
PM CANCELLED - PM CANCELLED
PRESIDENT RUSHED TO HOSPITAL - ITS HAPPENING.

>> No.17781947

HIM DELAYING THE SPEECH IS CAUSING STOCKS TO FALL

>> No.17781948
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17781948

>>17781595
It's been real, see you on the other side

>> No.17781950

DRUUUUMPF
THE STOCKERINOS
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

>> No.17781952
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17781952

Crashing this economy with no survivors

>> No.17781953

Wait guys, circuit breakers can't activate past 3:25.

>> No.17781954

>falling

>> No.17781962

>>17781885
Deng would have had China under quarantine a week before Xi did. Tanks rolling through Wuhan.

>> No.17781964
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17781964

COME OUT DONNIE AND COOF INFRONT OF THE MIC

>> No.17781966

>>17781920
>didn't want to do it during market hours
Fat fucking coward.

>> No.17781967
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17781967

EVERY MINUTE HE'S LATE IS HALF A PERCENT OFF $SPY

TIK TOK DONNIE

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>>17781929
MY CHINESE ASSEMBLED BIDET IS DELAYED IN SHIPPING

>> No.17781970

Why do people want to be bears?

>> No.17781972

I should have sold way earlier today, would have made a monster profit.
Learned my lesson though, trading at 12 ET because it's the safest bet.

>> No.17781974

>>17781920
FFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

>> No.17781975

Nothing says leadership like getting in one last fat rail before you go out on stage and tell the country that this thing is crashing and there are no parachutes.

>> No.17781976

DELAYED DELAYED DELAYED
I REPEAT THEY HAVE DELAYED IT FOR 2 HOURS

>> No.17781978

>>17781803
I bid 5 dollaridoos for that image. It's based as fuck

>> No.17781979

>multiple people in the press mob coughing
beary encouraging

>> No.17781984

TRUMP CANCELLED NEWS DURING MARKET HOURS
>TRUMP CANCELLED NEWS DURING MARKET HOURS
TRUMP CANCELLED NEWS DURING MARKET HOURS
>TRUMP CANCELLED NEWS DURING MARKET HOURS

>> No.17781985

Somebody's coughing in the media team!!

>> No.17781986

>>17781922
this. if it was good news he'd want to announce it right away for a last hour pump.

>> No.17781990

>>17781970
EMOTIONAL INVESTORS

>> No.17781992
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17781992

Oh my god imagine if he is a no show

>> No.17781989

>>17781966
>>17781920
I FUCKING KNEW IT.

>> No.17781991

>>17781953
Only applies to Level 1 circuit breakers iirc. either way, oh god.

>> No.17781993

HOW CAN I MAKE MONEY RIGHT NOW???

>> No.17782000
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>>17781910

>> No.17782001

This will be his most kino speech, but only if you get the criterion cut with the first twenty minutes of silence

>> No.17782002
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>>17781966
cant wait to see the drop on monday

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17782004

>not buying the dip
come on gang! let's save the economy and buy up all these discounted shares!

>> No.17782010

PUSH BACKED TO 3:20 EASTERN

5 MINUTES

>> No.17782013

He's dead

F

>> No.17782017

you fucking nerds are really dense
He is NOT COUUUUGHIng HE IS coOoomING into MILANIA as we speak

>> No.17782018

>>17781993
It's coin flip. Don't do shit.

>> No.17782019

BRB cashing out my march/april puts and buying june/july/august puts

>> No.17782020

SELL SELL SELL FUCKING DELAYED IT 2 HOURS!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17782023

>>17781953
>They can, the losses just need to actually be insane

>> No.17782024

Bought $1,000 of indexes today. I'm terrified I made the wrong choice.

>> No.17782028

>>17782010
loading him up with cough mixture

>> No.17782029

>>17781985
giive stream!

>> No.17782030

>>17781923
Chinese manufacturing will begin next week tard.

>> No.17782034

Is this the actual most craziest happening we've (that is, 4chan) has been through?

>> No.17782036

BREAKING: TRUMP RUSHED TO HOSPITAL

>> No.17782037
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>he's gonna be wheeled out on a stretcher

>> No.17782042
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>>17781953
At this point, I think he forgot markets close at 4 and he's trying to stall for an hour.

>> No.17782043
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17782043

>>17781968
why is this making me laugh so much?
>>17781970
making money on puts then longing cheapies at rock bottom prices

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17782048

silver tanking, gold tanking, edv tanking
I thought these were supposed to be stable bros

>> No.17782050

>>17782024
You goofed badly

>> No.17782049

>>17782034
Nah.

>> No.17782052

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WICK ON THE 3:10 CANDLE

>> No.17782053

>>17782034
nah, election night was better
this is a close second though

>> No.17782055

DRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUMMMPPPFFFFF!!!!!

>> No.17782056

I can't believe Donald Trump is our fucking president. It just sunk in finally.

>> No.17782058

>markets crashing because Trump isn't on time
HE HAS IT
Can you fucking imagine if Trump and Pence are both infected? Actual non-zero odds of it considering who he's been around.

>> No.17782057

>>17781978
ok, let me grab you my paypal.me link real quick

>> No.17782071

>>17782001
>that one black and white scene where Trump looked directly into the camera and said pump over and over again for five minutes straight

I stood up in my seat and screamed "KINO"

>> No.17782073
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17782073

IT WILL BE BAD NEWS DONT HOLD THE WEEKEND
>IT WILL BE BAD NEWS DONT HOLD THE WEEKEND
IT WILL BE BAD NEWS DONT HOLD THE WEEKEND
>IT WILL BE BAD NEWS DONT HOLD THE WEEKEND
IT WILL BE BAD NEWS DONT HOLD THE WEEKEND
>IT WILL BE BAD NEWS DONT HOLD THE WEEKEND

>> No.17782075

Trump was in close contact with multiple confirmed cases of corona

He will be incapacitated in a week

>> No.17782076

>>17781968
>MY CHINESE ASSEMBLED BIDET
Your gonna have the Wuhan Flu fly up your wazoo, anon.

>> No.17782077

IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.17782078

>>17782034

Maybe as a whole. 2016 was nutty on /pol/ with Brexit and Trump, don't think that will easily be topped. But this stuff is uniting all of the boards right now.

>> No.17782079

>>17781968
>posts homunculus qt
based

>> No.17782082

>MARTIAL LAW IMPOSED
>MARTIAL LAW IMPOSED
>MARTIAL LAW IMPOSED
>MARTIAL LAW IMPOSED

>> No.17782083

BREAKING: TRUMP HAVING A COUGHING FIT

>> No.17782085

>>17781966
It's bearish as fuck, bro. Whatever it is, it means Trump doesn't want it to make the day red. Expect a huge gap over the weekend

>> No.17782088
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17782088

>tfw 22k support will never break

>> No.17782092
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17782092

I remain unconcerned.

>> No.17782096

Odd's trump will pull a Budd Dwyer?

>> No.17782097

TRUMP ABOUT TO PUMP

FED WILL PROVIDE TRILLIONS
NO SHORT SELLING
DOLLARS BACKED BY BTC
DOW 100k EOY

>> No.17782100
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17782100

>>17782073
IT WILL BE BAD NEWS
>BUY PUTS FOR THE WEEKEND
IT WILL BE BAD NEWS
>BUY PUTS FOR THE WEEKEND
IT WILL BE BAD NEWS
>BUY PUTS FOR THE WEEKEND
IT WILL BE BAD NEWS
>BUY PUTS FOR THE WEEKEND
IT WILL BE BAD NEWS
>BUY PUTS FOR THE WEEKEND
IT WILL BE BAD NEWS
>BUY PUTS FOR THE WEEKEND
IT WILL BE BAD NEWS
>BUY PUTS FOR THE WEEKEND
IT WILL BE BAD NEWS
>BUY PUTS FOR THE WEEKEND
IT WILL BE BAD NEWS
>BUY PUTS FOR THE WEEKEND
IT WILL BE BAD NEWS
>BUY PUTS FOR THE WEEKEND
IT WILL BE BAD NEWS
>BUY PUTS FOR THE WEEKEND
IT WILL BE BAD NEWS
>BUY PUTS FOR THE WEEKEND
IT WILL BE BAD NEWS
>BUY PUTS FOR THE WEEKEND

>> No.17782106

>>17782048
AHHHHH WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAA

>> No.17782113

>TRUMP ANNOUNCES VACCINE
TRUMP ANNOUNCES VACCINE
>TRUMP ANNOUNCES VACCINE
TRUMP ANNOUNCES VACCINE
>TRUMP ANNOUNCES VACCINE
TRUMP ANNOUNCES VACCINE
>TRUMP ANNOUNCES VACCINE
TRUMP ANNOUNCES VACCINE

>> No.17782116

>>17782057
i can do that

>> No.17782118
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17782118

SELL SELL HOLY FUCK SELL

>> No.17782121

MARTIAL LAW

WILL SHOOT ANYONE IN THE STREET

TRUMP IS GOING TO TAKE CONTROL

KING TRUMP

>> No.17782126

>>17781966
this is a good thing.

breakers PM monday morning.

>> No.17782127

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DOO WITH MY PUTS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17782129

Drumpf are you ok, Drumpf are you ok?

>> No.17782130

>>17782056
it's been like this the whole fucking time while you guys have been laughing

>> No.17782134

>>17782092
in for shark market

>> No.17782137

>>17782126
WHERE IS TRUMP WHERE?

>> No.17782139
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17782139

BROS I ALREADY ATE ALL MY SNACKS IN ANTICIPATION OF TRUMP'S SPEECH

>> No.17782140

>>17782127
20 minutes late is not bullish

>> No.17782146
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>> No.17782151

seriously where the hell is he lmao

>> No.17782152

He's waiting till it closes

>> No.17782154

WHEN IS ORANGE MAN TALKING!?!?

WE GOT 40 MINUTES LEFT WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.17782157
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17782157

Does no one actually know what martial law is?

>> No.17782159

>>17782106
>tfw have a gf that loves to suck my cock while staring at my eyes
Incels are missing out.

>> No.17782160
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17782160

Trumps unfiltered retardation, Bearish as fuck.

>> No.17782164

>>17782127
hold. trust.

>> No.17782166

>>17782024
You fucked up man.

>> No.17782167

>he's going to speak without a teleprompter or prepared remarks

....guys?

>> No.17782169

Livestream

https://youtu.be/feycmqjsLNw

>> No.17782170

>delaying because he forgot market closes at 4pm
Lmao

>> No.17782171

>>17782157
*marshall

>> No.17782173

WHERE THE FUCK IS BLORMPF

>> No.17782175

>TRUMP ANNOUNCES STOCK MARKET CLOSED INDEFINITELY, ALL OPTIONS ARE NOW WORTH $0.01 AND WILL EXPIRE TODAY
TRUMP ANNOUNCES STOCK MARKET CLOSED INDEFINITELY, ALL OPTIONS ARE NOW WORTH $0.01 AND WILL EXPIRE TODAY

>> No.17782176
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17782176

Trump is gonna wait till markets close to make his speech. 4D move.
Till Monday.

>> No.17782177

No plan, no action because the wuhan virus is nothing more than the sniffles. Go about your lives. #fuckPelosi

>> No.17782178

>>17782152
and then you cannot call it market manipulation when futures are deep red.

smart orange man

>> No.17782181

BUY BUY BUY HOLY FUCK BUY

>> No.17782182

>making the whole world wait
what a chad

>> No.17782183
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17782183

>>17782140
i feel like if he had good news he would have been on time. Now I think he's trying to stall as much as he can

>> No.17782184

WHERE IS HE BROS

>> No.17782185
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17782185

I'm looking forward to all the kino that's going to be made about this crash.

>> No.17782187

>>17782152
THIS
H
I
S

THE PUMP TO END ALL PUMPS

>> No.17782190

>>17782127
sell asap, they will be worthless starting monday due to the ban

>> No.17782188

DISEASE HOTSPOTS GETTING BOMBED
>DISEASE HOTSPOTS GETTING BOMBED
DISEASE HOTSPOTS GETTING BOMBED
>DISEASE HOTSPOTS GETTING BOMBED
DISEASE HOTSPOTS GETTING BOMBED
>DISEASE HOTSPOTS GETTING BOMBED
DISEASE HOTSPOTS GETTING BOMBED
>DISEASE HOTSPOTS GETTING BOMBED
DISEASE HOTSPOTS GETTING BOMBED
>DISEASE HOTSPOTS GETTING BOMBED
DISEASE HOTSPOTS GETTING BOMBED
>DISEASE HOTSPOTS GETTING BOMBED
DISEASE HOTSPOTS GETTING BOMBED
>DISEASE HOTSPOTS GETTING BOMBED

>> No.17782191

>>17782113
MY INO SHARES
>MY INO SHARES
MY INO SHARES
>MY INO SHARES
MY INO SHARES
>MY INO SHARES
MY INO SHARES

>> No.17782193
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17782193

>>17782139
>tfw eating shoka kola

>> No.17782195

NEW >>17782174
NEW >>17782174
NEW >>17782174
NEW >>17782174

>> No.17782196
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17782196

>Trump flies in on a helicopter
>Trump jumps out wearing a hazmat suit
>Helicopter still running
>Walks up to the podium
>Clears throat
>Gets close to the mic
>Looks at crowd
>Firmly says
>The Game
>Walks back to helicopter and flys away

>> No.17782198

>>17782146
FUGG

>> No.17782199

>>17782167
HAHAHA RIP

>> No.17782206

>>17782151
Snorted too much coke and died on the shitter

>> No.17782214

IF you have actual money in the market pull this shit out now before markets close.

Get on that TVIX or SQQQ WAVEEE

>> No.17782218

>>17782160
This is gonna be so good

>> No.17782219

>>17782202
new thread
>>17782202
new thread
>>17782202
new thread
>>17782202
new thread
>>17782202
new thread

>> No.17782226

WHO SQQQ HODL

>> No.17782228

WHERE'S WALDO

>> No.17782230

>>17782160
That just means he's going off script, honestly a good idea since yesterday was a debacle. He should go up to the mike and make an insulting nickname for corona

>> No.17782240

>>17782013
rib :DDDDDDD

>> No.17782241

>>17782176
That means its gonna tank.

>> No.17782242

HE WALKED IN A GAS MASK ON

I REPEAT A GAS MASK

>> No.17782253

>>17782160
UNFILTERED GENIUS FROM THE MAN HIMSELF

>> No.17782261

UNDER 22K
>UNDER 22K
UNDER 22K
>UNDER 22K
UNDER 22K
>UNDER 22K
Also he set a press on the white house garden, he has it and NYC Will be lockdown

>> No.17782270

He's going to say it

>> No.17782271
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>>17782185
do you think we will be in it anon?

>> No.17782285

>>17782100
I would absolutely buy more puts if all my money wasn’t tied up in puts

>> No.17782286

>>17782183
He's declaring a National Emergency, we know this. Not exactly something that happens every day, so he's probably confirming details right up to the minute he steps up to speak.

>> No.17782298

>>17782042
It has to be this

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>>17781798
The deed is done. More evil energy than anyone could imagine has been brought into the world. My nut was-is-will-be a conduit to bring worldwide suffering to the highest realization. Only dark times are ahead. This is your warning. Sell now. You only have minutes.

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>>17782286
it must be national emergency and something else big. Like the quarantine of NYC or no travel in/out of california

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17782397

>Silent generation had to experience WW2

>We have to experience this

>Boomers lived their entire life on easy mode

>> No.17782411

I hear sirens in the livestream

>> No.17782455

financial broker literally liquidated everything
sent me what it all and it cleared by wire just now

how the fuck can i set up a broker account right the fuck now and start trading it all into oblivion

>> No.17782461

>>17782397
Boomers had to watch their kids grow up into faggots and feminists.

>> No.17782475
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>>17782455
ngmi anon

>> No.17782519

>>17782475
rly? ´;д;`

>> No.17782528

>>17782461
Boomers are a shit

>> No.17782568

PFE
>PFE
PFE
>PFE
PFE
>PFE

>> No.17782615

>>17782461
Of their own negligent creation

>> No.17782617

>>17782226
ME
THEY BETTER NOT BAN SHORTS

>> No.17782643
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IT'S TIME

>> No.17782675

>>17782461
>their retardation brought more retardation
Oh no, the horror!
Hopefully they all perish this coming months.

>> No.17782705
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>STAMMERING
WHAT'S HE HIDING

>> No.17782728
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>>17782705
the coof

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17782748

Yes, ban the europoors, trump, yes.

>> No.17782781

TRUMP HAS CORONA SHORT IT GOGOGOG

>> No.17782789

>>17782748
Europeans out!
El Salvadorans in!

>> No.17782794

>>17782362
Either would be good.
Oh shit, "obsolete rules".

>> No.17782830

>>17782748
Europoors failed to ban the Chinks.
It was the only option.

>> No.17782875

Did he just stifle a coof?

>> No.17782878

ITS HAPPENING

>> No.17782944

*coof*

>> No.17782953
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LOL ALL HE HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH AND THE STOCK MARKET SHITS ALL OVER ITSELF WHAT A WASTE OF 2 TRILLION DOLLARS

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How long until the market close?

I want to sell, there's an hour left right?

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>>17784222
Bro, it's closed

>> No.17784374

>>17784222
69 hours, actually

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>>17784373
fuck

it'll probably keep going up on Monday