/biz/ - Business & Finance

Trump has Corona

STOP IT WITH THE BEAR TRAPS YOU CAN'T SUSTAIN THIS

>>17777453
first for red by EOD

BALSALAMO HAS CORONA.

Hey Jerome!

Hang the fed kikes

we're back
dow will never ever fall below 21850 ever again

JUST LET THE THING FUCKING DIE J POWELL

FIRST FOR FUCK THE FED

>>17777509
digits tell a different story

FUCKKKK

Got my SPX and SQQQ calls in a little early it looks like. Oh well, it'll pay off next week

OPEN UP JEROME

>>17777524
seconded

The fake pumps only make the dumps so much sweeter.

Just woke up. What is the latest words on corona-chan?

>mfw holding on to SQQQ if they halt trading
I wish I sold at $31

DOW gonna close at -500 today

what is the FED's gameplan here?
Justkeep inflating the Bubble indefinately?
Do they have an exit strategy?

rumors circulating trump has corona.

The pumps must stop

What's with the trade halting rumor?

if dj doesnt smash 950 right fucking now, its over

I just informed my entire family and group of friends that I will be a millionaire by September.

GUSH is going to make me rich

Look at this shit!!!!

-40% on Tranny medical corp.
-32% on LCI
-27% on GALT
-46% on SNSS
-51% on NOVN

Fuck all you shills! I've been saying buy GME for like a month and look we're up 6% for the fucking month and got earnings coming up.

>>17777583
They don't care about us, just bailing out their long nose friends

Did the DAX just go from +1% to +10% to 0%?

Is that right? What the fuck is happening?

What's a good entry point for SQQQ?

sounds like some people are getting crabbed
lol

Just bought some GUSH its so cheap and ive got nothing but time

>>17777572
Haha what the fuck is that gif

DAX and most of europe so insignificant they just follow the chart of S&P almost exactly, lmao

>>17777509
Oopsies there it goes

>>17777602
just speculation over Trumps 3pm announcement
fuck it I'm holding for now

>>17777628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy56zzVAaJc

Just stop pumping.

>>17777572
I still laugh at how stupid this dude is.

>>17777453
Will gush make me retire by 35? I have 10k to drop right now.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>17777615
Now

GUSH CHADS will have the final laugh, this is the bottom for oil 100% chance

Hmmmmm yes, the United States is about to declare a national emergency and two world leaders are likely infected with the disease that's causing all the market panic right now, I'd say it's time to buy and that the market going up right now isn't weird at all

>>17777608
baggy, we have spoke before, you have to realize that people are less and less rational the more things. be the calm, listen to their concerns and respond with understanding.

>>17777583
they're buying the dip, so that when everything recovers they can sell for a biggu profitu ~

stop the pumps jerome

>>17777777

>>17777558
None yet today, so expect this 'pump' to crash the moment bulls get re-reminded that 2% of the world population is going to die

cunny

BUY THE STOCK MARKET DIP

All interest is usury, all profits greed. Repent, sinners.

>This pump during lunchtime
>Trump speech later
He gonna dump it ain't he?

>>17777615
25/26

Capitalism was a mistake.

>>17777609
This, based

Reminder, nothing ever happens

JEROME POWELL

>mfw I bought the dip

>>17777615
sub 27

>>17777670
Recommend me something. KO? I want that shit to drop more.

>>17777669
You can retire by September with GUSH calls

Trump is going to declare an emergency meaning a buttload of more funding. I'm thinking buy calls before then on bank of America then sell after the spike.

STOP PUMPING

>>17777608
Just wait for the data on that SNSS Baggy, it will go back up.

up 700 points from bottom

> I AM RUIN
Oh no wait, stonks only go down. This too shall pass.

Remember Anon to buy high and sell low!

>>17777462
Ammo is getting annoying and expensive to find in the states too.
Looked in multiple shops for some #4 buckshot, only found a single 5 shell pack for like 8$, got home and realized it was some absurd 3" shell with 41 pellets instead of the standard 21 which makes it far too unwieldy for home defense in my studio apartment.
Said fuck it and bought 25 rounds online a few days ago for ~25$ thanks to shipping, but they're so busy they can't even ship it till the 16th.
I just want to be ready for potential looters man. Took under 30 minutes to buy a shotgun at Academy, but gonna take almost two weeks just to get appropriate 'wont also kill my neighbors' ammo.

KEEP PUMPING JEROME +1500 EOD IT SICK IT PISS

>>17777752
penultimate Pink Wojak.

Years of development in Memes and Market Bubbles have led to this point.

>>17777910
>>17777910
you havent mentioned ontx recently, any thoughts on that?

>silver

damn it why can't it just collapse already

Bond yields are all over the fucking place. Up down up down up down

>>17777688
500 infections? Yes, that’s the end of the spread. No more problems. All sports leagues shut down just because they think those 500 people are dangerous. Oh and no more information about China’s deaths and infections will be leaked showing they’re bullshitting everyone. And no more quarantines will happen. It’s all good, buy boeing

>>17777777

>>17777910
>wait
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1582996170848.webm

>>17777609
>-60%
>Telling others about your investing

Stay poor

Trudy is too good at public speaking compared to Trump, cashing out my HXD

I'M COMING FOR YOU JEROME

Just fattening up the bulls for the slaughter

dax was up almost 10% lmao

So as a canadian with very strong interest in GUSH, how do i protect myself from being double taxed in US then CAD? I'm using wealthsimple as a brokerage

>>17777970
HA HA HA

If you pump, I will dump

>>17777679
Should I sell it before market close today? Or is it ok to hold over the weekend?

>>17778044
fattest bull trap

Hilariously bitcoin is dumping hard which shows this shit is only gonna get worse. When the internet neet money has less manipulation than (((regulated markets))) topkek

>>17777874
PH, PG, JNJ, CSCO, PFE, CVX, BA, JPM, LEG, TXN, V, VZ

>>17777910
I"M FUCKING RUINED!!!!

is the smart money buying shiny rocks and shiny rock certificates right now?

>>17777993
this, I keep it a secret so I dont have to pay rent to my parents

>>17777812
Yeah but you might as well get some table scraps while the capitalists rob everyone else
Buy SQQQ

>>17778055
Thats up you man, I don't know what I'm going to do yet

>>17778062
What about MO, I feel like that’s gonna be just fine long term and it’s a divvy King right now.

>trading closes in the green today
>people get their hopes up
>monday is a brutal bloodbath

>>17778044
Imagine all the Suckers who bought that rise and are ripping out their hair by the fistfulls.

>>17778080
Shiny yellow rocks are down 12%, shiny white rocks down 20%.

>>17778080
maybe. gold is down like 10%.

>>17778101
what about the market suspension rumors?

>>17778055
I think im going to hold mine over the weekend. I dont foresee any "good" news that could possibly come out, but plenty of opportunity for bad. Although if Trump announces stimulus and the market starts shooting up I might panic sell

>>17778080
>certs
Buy physical gold and sit on it.

>>17778108
that's the thing
I think it's moving into the buy zone
they're flushing out the normans

>>17778062
>>17777670
Dividendsfren is my favorite poster.

>>17777453
Is it over?

it's falling again do something powell

>>17778045
in yurop we have to fill in w8-ben, it's prob the similar for canucks if not easier.

LOUISIANA POSTPONES ELECTIONS


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17778044
holy shit hahahahah

>>17778156
SELL SELL SELL

Let the last of the epic drops begin.

>>17778095
So basically you just have to hope the market drops enough over the weekend to cover the ETF decay?

Pomp is about to be fucked

The market isn't really feelin' it, even with so much stimulus, huh.

>>17778174
If your not sure don't buy

Why in the fuck is gold plummeting?

>>17778145
I want to cheer up that bear.
He takes no joy in crashing this Economy, but it is his duty.
Hang in there Bobo.

>Germany has announced an "unlimited" credit program to stabilize economy

>>17778126
Me too. Corona-chan never sleeps.

>>17778174
it doesnt decay that fast you can hold it for a long time before risking decay.

>>17778196
It doesn't go up in a recession

>>17778208
l m a o

>>17778174
Basically, but with the way things are turning out today, theres NO WAY THIS WEEKEND IS GOING TO RESTORE FAITH

>>17778196
imagine you were shitting out options and deeply leveraged yourself in the expectation that the market's gonna go to the fucking moon
except it didn't
it in fact, did the opposite of going to the fucking moon.
now you need to pay denbts

TRUMP TALK IN 60 SECONDS
EXIT WEAK HOLDS WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

>>17778045
Seems like RRSP or a TFSA is the way to go? Why would I ever pick a RRSP over a TFSA?

>Germany Lines Up $600 Billion Virus Aid as EU Backs Stimulus
it's all coming back boys

please keep pumping so i can get cheap puts at eotd

Somebody just tell me if I should hold my shorts on bonds over the weekend or not

>>17778193
Too late. #YOLO

>>17778208
That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard in my entire life

Yeah, I'm thinking nothingburger.

Trump declares a national emergency
What do markets do? Priced in?

>>17778208
>let's ride this crash with another bubble.
YAAAY

Tesla already at a 50% dump, let's go for at least 80%.. right guys?

>>17777648
he's joking

How do I short hyperinflation? No faggy metals, I want returns not safe haven

whats a highly unusual disruption in the market?

>>17778208
We are reaching printing levels that shouldn't be possible

>>17778208
kek
rip Germany

>>17778242
definately RRSP, The IRS does not recognice TFSA's as retirement vehicles so if you invest in US stocks in a TFSA get ready to open wide for Uncle Sam

buy and hold JNUG when it goes to $5? Gold has to recover eventually, r-right?

>>17778208
Bu-But wont this destroy their economy? i mean their banks are almost defaulting

>>17778208
Wow that sure worked last time

>>17778283
Borrow a lot of money and buy stuff.

>>17778283
Safe havens are a return.

>>17778283
Buy futures. Sell when the crisis is over.

>>17778208
>yfw hitler 2.0 in late 2020s

>>17778208
You're very late to the party, this was announced 5 hours ago

The bear will return to it's cave forever, nothing but gains from here on out.

>>17778283
Run up everything on credit

>>17778208
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17778208
United Germany was a mistake. Just throw these niggers out of EU already.

>>17778316
>yfw stalin 2.0

Hodl or try swinging? What should be the plan here.

>>17778320
Stocks already back to the lows. No effect really, it's over>>17778283

PUMP is over?

I'M GONNA HODLLLLLL OH GOOOOOD I'M HODLINNNGRARHGHHGHG

>>17778346
AUFERSTANDEN AUS RUINEN

So, the Germans are trying to summon Hitler back from the dead.

>2.5%
FED what are you doing

>>17778096
Divvy poster, please respond.

Buy KTOS
>super low price right now
>has active military contracts
>is in the Loyal Wingman program (which is the future of the airforce)
>everyone considered it a "buy" BEFORE the market cratered
>look at this sexy fucking beast

this is what Bulls can expect today
crazy ride to up to 10%+ with an immediate crash down to 0%

>>17778346
Prussia was so glorious that its existence was outlawed

>>17778283
equities are actually a good hedge against inflation.

>hyperinflation
>implying the housing jew will just let you pay off your mortgage with a wheelbarrow of hundred thousand dollar bills

is it possible to day trade by buying 3x bull etfs when the rsi drops below 30 and selling and buying 3x bear etfs when its above 70?

>>17778350
Swing 25%

>>17778208
>>17778302
It's not literally unlimited. Hyperbole by retarded media faggots.
It's €550k to start and they might keep going or they might not.

>>17778377
forgot the graph

Still feeling bullish, /smg/?

>>17778346
a true united Germany would be at least twice as large as the modern ""germany""

I made this for you /biz/

I was promised a crash today, wtf bears?

expect a run up to 4 percent

then a massive 10 percent dump after trump conference plus weekend liquidation

Look at it this way, you put 3000 dollars in GUSH right?

So either you lose 3k (1 week of work) or you become a millionaire. You arent willing to sacrifice 3k for success bro?

>>17778405
I’m a bear and I’ve lost hope for the day sadly

>>17778400
*550 billion euros

>>17778277
I was talking about the gif.

>>17778208
>UNLIMITED LOOOOOOOAAAAAANNNNNNIIIINNNNGGG

Biz what is the best source for real time stock data, and 1 hour charts?
There must exist something like a pirate site that just mirrors a paid real time source right?

>helicopter money is going to save the economy and BTFO /biz/ and /pol/ at the same time
based

>>17778347
Oh shit.

>>17778374
why is it dumping though

>>17778411

Back to /leftypol/, tranny

>>17778077
lolwut
>>17777959
Also a "wait until data" scenario if you're holding it, only the "data" is the implementation of their next clinical phase.

>>17778417
>3k
>one
>week
>of
>work

Dow -9,999 on monday. Screencap this.

>>17778411
The government giving money to anyone but me is socialism

>>17778400
https://www.tagesschau.de/newsticker/liveblog-coronavirus-111.html#Altmaier-Kein-Arbeitsplatz-sollte-verlorengehen
It's a direct quote dumbass
>Dafür sollen der Bundesregierung zufolge "im Volumen unbegrenzte Maßnahmen zur Liquiditätsausstattung" zur Verfügung stehen, um Unternehmen und Beschäftigte zu schützen.

EUROPEANS, what is our GUSH?

Lads this is gonna be real bad, and i honestly expect a call to service if not an actual draft. We're going to have the biggest manufacturing and logistics effort this country has seen since WW2.

SPY or VOO
help me out anons!

sold all my calls. I dont care how much more it pumps. Secured my 40% gain

>>17778445
miganigger detected

>>17777643
YEAH, SCIENCE!

>>17778411
you are retarded. the fed isn't giving money away. they're just lending freely against good collateral.

>>17778442
so we can buy cheapies, duh

who are we to reject this gracious gift from the bear gods

>>17778451
kys tranny

>>17778411

>>17778316
>Hitler 2.0 able to live stream speeches to the entire world
I can't fucking wait

>>17778451
Kill yourself, parasite.

>>17778486
Uberseethe

>>17778316
What was Canada's wartime leader?

*checks phone*
Heh Wow. I’m still making money. How could you not when you’re a hot shit trader like me? Remember, your misery is my success. ;)

>>17778484
it looks like it's been going down steadily for months now
is there any hope of profitability

>>17778451
Literally impossible because of the 20% stop retard

>These low volumes and plummeting prices on AMD
Fucking shit.

So SNSS anon what's in store for snss today?

OH GOD IM GONNA POOOOOOOMPPPP

What are you BUYING IN to today?

haha printer goes brrr

I'M GONNA PUMP
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I'M PUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMPPPPPIIIIIINNNNGGGGG

>>17778513
They make the Loyal Wingman drone for the F-35, do you know how much fucking money the Airforce will dump on that

Also Elon said drones are the future of warfare and Elon is a god of meme stonks

>>17778483
>good collateral
>marked to market
>need to borrow more money against the collateral you are selling to prop up the market just long enough so you can keep selling so you can borrow more money to keep selling it to prop up the market just long enough so you can keep selling so you can borrow more money to keep selling it so you can borrow more money to keep selling it to prop up the market just long enough so you can keep selling so you can borrow more money to keep selling it so you can borrow more money to keep selling it to prop up the market just long enough so you can keep selling so you can borrow more money to keep selling it so you can borrow more money to keep selling it to prop up the market just long enough so you can keep selling so you can borrow more money to keep selling it so you can borrow more money to keep selling it to prop up the market just long enough so you can keep selling so you can borrow more money to keep selling it so you can borrow more money to keep selling it to prop up the market just long enough so you can keep selling so you can borrow more money to keep selling it so you can borrow more money to keep selling it to prop up the market just long enough so you can keep selling so you can borrow more money to keep selling it

>>17778512
*checks phone*
Heh Wow. I’m still looking pictures of cute anime girls. How could you not when you’re a hot shit anon like me? Remember, your cuteness is my joy. ;)

brrr

>>17778494
>Hitler 2.0 uses the more recent animu face technology like those virtual youtubers use
>can be able to be anon so they don't get drone'd 5 seconds into the fun
>4chan falls in love with them
>the city of everyone else after

>>17778519
Keep coping.

>>17778560
>Elon is a god of meme stonks
>TESL -6.66%

>>17778374
I'm not going to buy anything that has barely fallen to 2018 levels.
There's still long way to fall before it makes sense to jump into anything.
When that's at 6 it might be a buy.

>>17778460
THE BEST
THE BEST
THE BEST
OF VOO

IT'S REAL
THE PAIN YOU FEEL
YOU TRUST
YOU MUST
CONFESS

THE BEST
THE BEST
OF VOO

FUCK THE FED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Can't wait for Trump to crash the market again

>>17778574
Just fuck off to your shithole you tranny retard, and take your le funny porky memes with you.

>>17778460
Tvix

HE SOLD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRXdxiot5JM

shorting the nikkei, wish me luck boys
figure it's only a matter of time before the true numbers come out and the economy shuts down

>>17778601
We have three days of bad news ahead of us, monday is gonna be blood red again.

>>17778582
everything is crashing right now, even meme stonks are hit

but because the market is 100% hype driven, meme stonks will spring back the hardest, because everyone wants to think they're some kind of genius who bought Apple for $2 in 2000

thank you for reading my ted talk

>>17778601
Just imagine if he coughs on air

Where do you guys think the bottom is? Or in other words, at what price do you think people will be more likely to buy than sell stocks in general? Or does it have nothing to do with price and everything to do with world events (i.e. it will just keep going down indefinitely until coronavirus is solved and things go back to normal)?

I OVERSLEPT WHAT IS THE MARKET DOING TODAY IS IT OVER YET

>>17778574
>Reality is a cope
It's literally impossible for the Dow Jones to drop by more than 20% in a day because they halt trading if it does. Assuming that the Dow closes somewhere between 20,000 - 23,000 today that means it could only drop by 4,000 - 4,600 at most. The Dow Jones would have to be valued at just shy of 50,000 at least for a 9,999 point drop to be possible. The only one coping here is you because you made a retarded prediction.

>>17778629
>I can predict the future

>>17778640
>multi-domain operations
lol

>>17778654
they have a 15 second delay so they can censor out the coofs
they already thought of that

Oh you use the robinhood phone app for trading, too? You’re on your way to success, but remember that I’m basically the wolf of Wall Street. When your selling, I’m buying. When you’re buying I’m buying more. ;)
#robinhood
#moneygang
#success

>>17778640
You don't understand how fucking tight meme budgets are going to be after the meme failure that was F35 program. US military cannot afford to buy any memes anymore.

>>17778489
This is fucking ridiculous

>Miami mayor tested positive for the virus

>>17778629
50 chance u are right 50 chance u are wrong

but since casino and what not are closed, good luck on gambling

>>17778688
>"I want to become God, capital G"
>"That's impossible"

Why isn't everything crashing today? What gives?

I really want it to go below 20k so i can wear my Dow Jones 20,000 hat again bros. Is it gonna happen?

Heh. Pretty good pump Powell. But you can't stop what's coming.

>BR media lied
>Bolsonaro tested negative for Corona
BR BR HUE HUE HUE

>>17778710
money printer go brrr and lower trading volume

STOP PUMPING

>>17777686
Whats a good price to buy gush?

>>17778679
being slightly better at predicting the future than everyone else is literally all there is to trading

>>17778681
Multi domain operations clearly means they intend to put 12" SLRC guns on ships :^)

>>17778693
Yes but the whole point of Loyal Wingman is to be "attritable", which just means "cheap enough to actually risk". So they want to buy a lot of cheap drones.

>>17778710
dead cats don't always splatter to the ground, sometimes they bounce

>>17778722
It was low trading volume yesterday too.

we holding sqqq until conference or what

>>17778710
See
>>17777752
Also we had one hell of a drop yesterday. Things are bound to bounce a bit.
This bounce is way weaker than I expected though. This is basically sideways.
Probably means monday is going to be brutal once the downhill continues again.

>>17778736
>being slightly better at predicting the future than everyone else is literally all there is to trading
how many days have you been ""trading"" ?
lol

>>17778716
You're alive

MY GME CALLS BB

>>17778738
More that a vocal subset thinks this is the next black plague but, even if you assume the worst case scenario, it's not even a fraction as bad.

Are EU stocks worthless?

>>17778735
after the reverse split

>>17778748
It's lower today. Which is why the pump is working so well right now as opposed to this morning, seems Monday is going to be a wild card.

as a first time investor which broker site do I use? I don't have much money to work with so I already know I'm going to be cucked by not being able to day trade

>>17778761
We're going to get a pump at the last hour which will make monday even more precipitous. This is exactly what happend this week. If the last hour closes red next week will be sideways

>>17778756
Im going back and forth FUCK I dont know if I should sell before he speaks...
Is national emergency bullish or bearish???

>>17778736
Nigger F35 units are peanuts compared to the whole PROGRAM's cost. F35 was such a hilarious fucking failure that US military will be afraid to invest in any substantial R&D outside of actual war with big boys for 80+ years.

stop limit my SQQQ at 30 earlier, about to load the fuck up at 28 again

>>17778761
Italy's dead and infected are not slowing down, holy shit.
https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

>>17778761
>+800 pts is sideways

>>17778756
waiting to see how badly Trump fucks up his announcement

>>17778772
All stocks are worthless at the moment, lad.

>snss

>>17778772
basically, they have no good companies besides cars

>gold bounced off 200 MA
Whew. Time to go back in.

>>17778735
I’m buying 240 more shares at 0.50. I want to drop an additional $1000 on it but I may hedge my bets.

>>17778789
I sold. came to the conclusion that its better to sell the rumor not the news

250 DEAD IN ITALY WTF

>>17778789
>Halting work
>Halting school
>Halting every service
>Bullish

?????

>>17778772
No, I've posted this before but British stocks are excellent dividend stocks, better than America stocks overall.

>>17778608
Wow really? This is a blue board @ss whole. Reported. Enjoy you're ban

WE'RE BACK
DOW WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER FALL BELOW 22K EVER EVER EVER AGAIN

I don't understand why you guys don't sell Jan 21 bull put spreads on SPY.

>>17778843
Any British stocks I should be looking out for the divvies?

WHY THE FUCK ARE STOCKS GREEN

IS THIS A DEAD CAT BOUNCE?

>>17778736
>being slightly better at predicting the future
>market is going up tomorrow
>market is going down tomorrow

So no better than a coin flip

>>17778838
China are such bullshitters it's about time we exterminated those bugs

There is no fucking reason this shit should be going up

I'm going to buy even more SQQQ

>>17777453
Thanks to the anons for the SQQQ and SDOW tips.

>>17778801
After a drop like that it's fucking sideways, especially considering the insane volatility of this market we have seen so far.

>>17778838
virus was clearly designed to kill non-whites

imagine not getting ONTX <.30, its free real estate

>>17778852
Stating you reported someone is bannable.

Ive got 2k on standby once this pump finishes and right before Trump declares a national emergency at 3. Solid play? Gonna buy puts

>>17778838
who would have thought that a bunch of old people who smoke are more susceptible to an illness that targets that demographic

>>17778512
*checks phone*
OH NO!!!!

Jesus fuck, stop this bullshit pump already and let it fall. Stop fucking over my shorts already and give me money. We all know it is going to crash, just let it and stop putting me in the red.

>>17778888
>once this pump finishes
oh sweety...

>>17778867
market is going down over the next few weeks

anyone pretending they can time ups and downs to the day or hour with TA voodoo magic is lying

AMD SOON TO HIT 42

YOU WILL REGRET IGNORING MY ADVICE

>>17778863
Wait for Trump's press conference. At least -5% EOD guaranteed.

>>17778862
Go with Aviva if you don't know anything about British companies.

>>17778772
they've underperformed compared to US stocks in the last decade. you're also looking at a price index. the current div yield of SPY is about 2% whereas for SX5E it's 4.2%. look at total return indices for fairer comparisons

CNBC host just said trumps address will interupt T.V programming, wtf is happening.

+4%
we're back

>>17778838
>what is testing bias

BEAR BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!

>>17778915
I sold at 57 and bought back in at 44. There's more upside to go. Lisa said they wouldn't lower guidance either, their operation is highly resilient to movements on the ground.

>>17778765
Of course

>>17778914
>voodoo is predicting market ups and down each day
>not over the course weeks though!

>>17778919
Also Taylor Wimpey is a really good stock but they aren't as recession proof as Aviva.

>>17778932
trump will abolish the stock market wtf

>>17778932
When is it due?
ETA for non Yankoids?

IT'S OVER BEARFAGS
STOCKS ARE GOING UP FOR THE REST OF TIME

>>17778932
I think hes trying to crash the market lol. Maybe he truly wants to drain the swamp

>>17778948

WHAT THE FUCCCCKKKKK

>>17778970
see you in 30 minutes lol

+5% here we go lets gets it all back

>>17778919
Hey this is really good, I can get 20 shares and each divvy payout can buy another share. Additionally, good price right now.

>>17778981
I don't think he's trying, I just think he's realized he doesn't have a choice.

THE FINAL BULLKEKING IS AT HAND
PREPARE FOR BLOODY MONDAY, TRADE HALT AND FINANCIAL COLLAPSE

I wonder if my positions will survive until Trump makes his appereance. Market is pumping like crazy.

i told u guys they would pump it and then crash it to the fucking ground after the conference

We did it boys
The bull trap is in, this meme is literally happening as we speak

Imagine thinking anything trump has to say is going to pump the stock market. Imagine believing that after the market dumping every time he opens his mouth. The best take you could hope for on this is that he convinces people to take corona seriously and that it is an actual emergency,m which will dump stocks. In the worst, and most likely case, he was so something utterly retarded and we'll get another 10% crash

The market is going to crash today right guys? I bought way too much tvix for it to not.

anyone here lost their job because of the Wuhan virus?

>snss

fucking kek

How can anyone be bullish when the POTUS is about to use the National Emergency Alert System lmao

>>17778919
what country are you from divvyanon?

>>17778916
I dunno about 5% but I am thinking red.

please keep pumping so I can be fucking rich monday

Final pump before National Emergency is declared and we pump to high heaven.

WHY ARE ALL MY FUCKING CHARTS FROZEN

Fuck thought the pump already happened, didn't think it was going to keep going

>>17778919
>>17778962
Can I buy british stocks via US brokers?

>>17778879
so why are there so many deaths in italy, hm?

Thanks for the cheap SQQQ bull bros

>Trump approaches the podium, coughing
>a wave of agitation immediately spreads through the crowd of gathered journos
>Trump coughs again, raises a hand splattered with foamy blood
>"I am returning America to *coof coof* the Gold standard"
>steadies himself
>"*coof*"
>"That is all"
>leaves
>a personal security detail in respirators shadows him everywhere for the remainder of his presidency

>>17779041
I got fired this week because I'm an alcoholic

>>17779018
this. bulls on suicide watch in about 90 minutes.

NATIONAL GUARD ACTIVATED IN ALL 50 STATES.

>>17779067
I can currently buy Aviva on RH. I know, I know.

QUICK IS NATIONAL EMERGENCY BULLISH OR BEARISH

>>17779036
Damn I want to finger her pussy with my dick of you know what I mean

STOP PUMPING YOU FUCKING KIKES

BULL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>17779083
I'm betting it's a 500 billion $ financial aid package to help Israel combat the coronavirus

Already falling back.

>>17777572
Ok wtf is this

>>17779100
Bearish. Sell everything at 2:30

>already dipped below 4%
Got a little cocky huh bulls?

lots of hysteria from biz. i am bathing in bear tears. this is awesome

>>17779122
kek

>>17779100
Businesses closed, paychecks reduced, travel stopped, debts unpaid. Pretty bullish in this modern market imho

>>17779122
"we need to use this as an opportunity to help those most oppressed by the virus, we are sending 2 trillion in stimulus to help israel"

Bought my first option today. Been a long term investor for a decade, but I have no fucking idea of what I'm doing. Up 9% in one minute?

Pelosi making a statement at 2PM EST???

>>17779139
and i will be bathing in bulls blood in an hour.

'e bought ze dip?

Do I risk it all on SPY puts

>>17779036
Stop pulling up your skirt you fucking whore.

>>17779036
cute face with disgusting body=future landwhale

>>17779139
You are trembling. You're shaking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CvjdbQ29qU&t=

HERE WE GO LADS

>>17779008
Careful now this is how you get addicted to dividend investing.

>>17777608
dude i've been shilling GME for awhile.... come on now faggie

>>17779157
Source? Spiteful cunt is probably trying to cut Drumpf off at the shins.

BOBOS AND MUMUS REMEMBER, YOU CAN'T EXIST WITHOUT EACHOTHER

22k is new unbreakable support for dow

it's literally all about to crumble, stock up on puts NOW

>>17779158
same buddy. same.

>>17779169
>disgusting body
You have some strange standards my dude.

>>17778448
>not working a trade
Yikes my dude

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING

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fresh stocks, get your fresh stocks here

>>17779244
Powell.

>>17779244

>>17779189
Even with the whole passive income meme, I see the benefit of it. I’m no fucking Wolf of Wall Street, I’m not good enough and don’t have the capital to make it big through shorting or anything. But I can do is buy divvies over time. The concept of money working for me is just really good I think.

>>17778276
It will go to 300 for certain within a week or two.

>pretending not to notice my $20000 of losses knowing that some people are actually going to sell at the bottom, try to short the recovery, and lose everything

OH SHIT!!!!! HIS PHONE!
https://twitter.com/AndrewQuackson/status/1238303582987968512/photo/1

NEW
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>>17779153
>There's been a case of corona virus in Israel
>This is terrible news
>We've fully committed $3T in emergency spending and the full strength of our great military to securing a newer Israel
>Best real estate deal of all time, we're going to win bigly

>>17779138
what are you checking for these stats?
t. biz newfag

Hold fast Bear Bros. It looks bad now, but Trump @3PM. If anyone can implode the market just by talking, it's the Donald.
Friday the 13th closing crash, and then we head into bloody monday.

>>17779366
just watch the livestream on youtube

>>17779366
dow Jones or s&p most likely

>>17778777
What happens to call contracts during a reverse split
Checked btw

>>17779302
>bogs are real

>>17778888
Checked for quads of truth

>>17778888
Checked

>>17777609
But Gush has only gone down for 5 years straight?

>>17778831
>0.50
Tfw got in at 0.59