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JPowell edition

Popular brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html (embed)

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/ (embed)
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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>> No.17776269
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To that anon who wanted to see a money printing gif.

BRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17776279
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Reposting for visibility
>>17775519
>>17775573
>>17775639

>> No.17776285

Even firing on all cylinder the fed can’t stop this crash

>> No.17776288

Buy AMD

>> No.17776289

TSLA crashing with no survivors

>> No.17776291
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17776291

Still gaining money! You army poor are you?

>> No.17776292

I've been holding SQQQ for a week now, but people in the last thread said you're not meant to. Why?

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17776301

>>17776243
still a lot of retards "are buying dip"
those shorting now will be shaken first +1% fed pump

>> No.17776303
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>VIX 78

It's over

>> No.17776314

>>17776276
lmao thank you that's beautiful

>> No.17776317

BAN SELLING STOCKS NOW

>> No.17776320

>>17776249
Last chance to load up on $TDOC before moon mission.

>> No.17776321

>>17776288
Buy SOXL when it hits 50 bucks

>> No.17776323
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>>17776269
>Cutting out half of the original

>> No.17776325

haha money printer goes brrrrrrrr
haha i push the button and the money comes out haha

>> No.17776327

>>17776276
not him but I laughed

>> No.17776329

Some raging faggot (probably a bullcuck) smashedf my phone yesterday. Help me rebuild my folder bear bros.

>> No.17776339

I just closed my TSLA puts and now I have no positions
Wat do

>> No.17776341

>>17776292
Because they're fucking pussys thats why, hold over the weekend.

>> No.17776343

>>17776276
based

>> No.17776342
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>>17776329

>> No.17776345

Market goes big red today before trump speech then recovers to barely green

>> No.17776346
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>mfw VIX 100 monday

>> No.17776349

>>17776325
extremely based and redpilled

>> No.17776354

>>17776276
Lmao

>> No.17776359
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17776359

Tesla to 300 in the next 7 days.

Screencap this.

>> No.17776360

>>17777777
If this is that scripting faggot then gets means he dies from corona

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>> No.17776364

>>17776276
now this is epic

>> No.17776365
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JEROME POWELL

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>>17776276
If that's OC very well done, saved

>> No.17776370

>>17776276
>the absolute state of the stock market

>> No.17776378
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY WON'T MY PUT ORDERS GO THROUGH
I WANT MY FUCKING GAINS
I PLACED THEM 10 MINUTES AFTER OPENING WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.17776379

>>17776341
I planned on holding it for the entire month. Is there any reason not to? Is there some daily fee or someshit?

>> No.17776391

>>17776339
Buy some corona and chill on the front porch listening to Johnny Cash

>> No.17776397

Trump is going to declare a national emergency, you heard it here first.

closing DEEP red.

>> No.17776398

>>17776378
I'm surprised there's anyone willing to sell puts in this economy.

>> No.17776401

>>17776276
hahahahaha

>> No.17776403

>>17776276
High quality

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>>17776276

>> No.17776406

Any bears getting really annoyed at the fed for printing pretend money in the trillions 3 times this week in an attempt to stop the inevitable? I mean theres still huge gains but fuck off with the artificial meddling.

>> No.17776407

I see Friday the 13th as the Luckiest Day of the Year.

Whether that luck is good or bad is entirely up you and what you do today. Some will have bad luck and some will have good luck. What's bad luck for one person ends up being good luck for another, and vice versa.

>> No.17776408

>>17776346
is it possible to do calls on the VIX?

>> No.17776409
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>>17776339
You should buy more Tsla puts dude. Its still at a 120 bil market cap.

It should be at 30 bil or so. 300 per share incoming very shortly.

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>>17776276

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>The head of the World Health Organization says that Europe is now the "epicentre" of the Covid-19 pandemic.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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hehehehe

>> No.17776419

>>17776397
thats already confirmed on multiple news agencies

>> No.17776424

>>17776276
lmao

>> No.17776425

STATE OF EMERGENCY

FLORIDA'S REP TESTED POSITIVE AFTER BEING BY HUEHUE AND SO WAS TRUMP

>> No.17776426

>>17776398
I DIDN'T SELL THEM I BOUGHT THEM
FUCKING GIVE THEM TO ME

>> No.17776427

>>17776397
+ an economic stimulus

>> No.17776429

>>17776359
Cute

>> No.17776430

>>17776365
Based CZ 52.

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Honestly, if you're not trying to buy as much as you can now and over the next few days you're a poorfag who's never going to make it

>> No.17776441

Printer's fixed

>> No.17776444

>>17776276
Put a federal reserve logo on him and it'd be perfect

>> No.17776445
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>>17776276
Based

>> No.17776446

Alright boys let's start thinking about close. Weekend could be devastating, where we dropping?

>> No.17776451

>>17776292
Because it's an inverse etf that is readjusted daily. Losses stack up faster than gains if you hold for longer periods of time unless it's a straight decline with no green at all.

>> No.17776452

>>17776359
MILKIES

>> No.17776457
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PUTS:
>DAL
>LUV
>AAL
>UAL
>DIS
>SIX
>SEAS
>FUN
>XLY

BUY:
>LACK
>PASS
>SOXS
>TECS
>FAZ
>SQQQ
>SPXU

>> No.17776460

>>17776379
I’m reverse on the GUSH side but I’m also confused about this. They said that ETFs decay, but I’m unsure what this means.

>> No.17776461

>>17776379
"volatility decay" but it's irrelevant in this situation, you just don't want to hold it when the market is not in turmoil obviously.

>> No.17776463 [DELETED] 

>>17776276
Based, try putting the Fed logo on the desk

>> No.17776465

>>17776288
hodl already

>> No.17776470
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>you arrive in Bethlehem

>> No.17776476

>>17776362
kek

I like fed memes

>> No.17776479
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NOO JERMONE NOT THE HECKIN PRINTERINOS MY PUTTERINOS ARE RED AHHH

>> No.17776489

>>17776279
>pumping by single digit billions
Heh, we eat pieces of shit like that for breakfast.

>> No.17776491

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rx0eqQl8wk


brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.17776493

>>17776451
>readjusted daily
Is there something like SQQQ that doesn't do this or has a longer term? This basically means that if there's green days during the red days I lose out more than I gain right?

>> No.17776495

Imagine buying anything that is wholly propped up by kikes at the fed

>> No.17776496

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDleXP4t8oc
watch traders btfo themselves live

can someone tell me what the FUCK the horn is in the background at the NYSE? And the little 6-note jingle as well?

>> No.17776500

Fuck me why are the markets just hovering i want RED we are so close

>> No.17776501
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>>17776378

>> No.17776502
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>GME +10%
ITS HAPPENING!

>> No.17776505

>>17776451
the declines have been large enough to make holding it since end of February profitable

But I wouldn't expect that to continue

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YOU RUINED EVERYTHING JEROME

>> No.17776517

>>17776460

You pay high fees for the fund. In a flat market that means you are paying out a good bit of money for no growth. I think I read a study that concluded that it was still higher ROI wise to hold leveraged funds like you would any other despite this, it's just riskier since your money can be gone when you need it.

>> No.17776520

THIS IS POWELLS FINAL FAKE PUSH, ITS OGRE

>> No.17776522
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>>17776325
>plays the stocks
>believes money is real
a bit slow aren’t you anon

>> No.17776527

DOW sub 20k by end of session, yay or nay? I think yay, but only because of Trump's speech and panic selling normalfaggots.

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Glad you liked it anons.
It truly is a clown market.

>>17776444
>>17776463

There you go.

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I'd love to buy some TSLA for 300 and go long term.
That'd be very sexy

>> No.17776534

>>17776444
>>17776276

and Trump with lash behind him

>> No.17776540

>>17776495
Thinking about that makes me feel slimy and like I have a big nose

>> No.17776544

>>17776502
This shit makes no sense. Why is this stock rising? What are they doing that warrants a rise in price?

>> No.17776547
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Here's some toilet paper fighting for you guys

https://twitter.com/FrankKhalidUK/status/1237494153828880386

https://twitter.com/jneill/status/1236987384417353728

https://twitter.com/FrankKhalidUK/status/1237772680478314497

https://twitter.com/mcspocky/status/1238436148592115712

https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson_MP/status/1236294929313398786

>> No.17776553

>>17776292
The reasons are technical.

Leveraged funds like SQQQ don't perfectly track 3x the underlying asset; they triple the percentage change each day. This means that your return can be more or less than 3x if you hold more than a day. In fact, it's even possible to lose money if the market goes sideways for a long period of time.

They call this "volatility drag" — during a volatile market crab, you lose money. But the market isn't crabbing, so you should be fine.

>> No.17776556

>>17776517
It was worth it to hold TQQQ during the last 11 years because it was 11 uninterrupted years of bull market

But if you were loaded into TQQQ at the start of this year...lmao

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>>17776276

>> No.17776560

>>17776544
quarantine gaming?

>> No.17776566

>>17776408
VXX has options.

>> No.17776572

>>17776532
Fucking incredible

>> No.17776578

>>17776517
Can you explain how I’m paying the fees? Is it like reverse dividends or something?

>> No.17776579
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>>17776276
11/10 excellent, top quality, kino

>> No.17776584

>>17776359
khazar milkers? excellent selection

>> No.17776587

Redpill me on GUSH

>> No.17776588

NOOO MY GME DIDN"T FILL!!!!!!

>> No.17776589

>>17776544
Reggie Fils-Aime

>> No.17776590

>>17776532
PUMP FASTER FED

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>>17775544
>>17775544
>>17775544
>>17775544
>>17775544
>>17775544
I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT MY IRL BUDDY JUST ASKED ME ABOUT THIS HAPPENING TOO

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>>17776532
Perfect

>> No.17776595

>>17776547
>we're more concerned about getting toilet paper than handsoap
America's IQ is freefalling more than the economy

>> No.17776599

+1.5%, the bull is BACK. Bears killing themselves as we speak, thank you based Powlle!

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>>17776444
checked

>> No.17776603

>>17776502
Boy my 10 shares are screaming.

>> No.17776605
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>>17776544
Boomers are probably thinking "everybody stays home because everything's cancelled and plays video games"

>> No.17776606

>>17776547
Why the FUCK is it always toilet paper, shouldn't they be worried about food?

>> No.17776608
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>>17776544
There are so many people short, simply not going bankrupt is enough to make it go up. Short squeeze.

>> No.17776611

>>17776544
REGGIE

>> No.17776615

>>17776544
They hired the popular nintendo guy, like that will make people actually walk to a store to buy games and shit. It's just a hype pump

>> No.17776620

>>17776591
GOD WHY ARE THEY INTERFERING WITH THE MARKET. I WANT IT TO CRASH

>> No.17776626

IM RIDING SQQQ UNTIL THE BOTTOM
YOU CANT STOP ME

>> No.17776629
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>>17776532
Fucking amazing

>> No.17776631

>>17776591
Didn’t China ban shorting before they stopped all trading

>> No.17776637

>>17776603
I have $4 Calls in April and the spread is $0.11 to $3.90

>> No.17776640
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>>17776544
Reggie is promoting COVID-19 safety.

>> No.17776641

>>17776544
People are buying games because of the quarantine...

>> No.17776650

>>17776606
National guard will deliver food to homes if it comes to a lockdown it seems

>> No.17776654

>>17776606
Toilet paper and paper towels take up a lot of space in inventory for low returns, stores thus only have enough on hand to meet normal demand. If there is any kind of run it goes empty immediately.

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>>17776626
same
yolo

>> No.17776660

>>17776560
>>17776605
>>17776641
Makes no sense. People quarantined buy their games through digital sellers (steam, gog, epic)
Why is a physical store chain gaining when it's literally on its last legs?
>>17776589
>>17776611
>>17776615
>>17776640
Wasn't this a week-old news? What is he doing exactly?
>>17776608
Well, this does make a bit more sense. But they're going bankrupt anyways.

>> No.17776663

>>17776640
What a clown world we live in

>> No.17776665

>>17776578

It's deducted from the fund itself over the course of the year. So say SPY was perfectly flat for a full year, then it's 3x leverage fund would be down somewhat, like 1-2% for the year.

> Assume an ETF has a stated annual expense ratio of 0.75%. On an investment of $50,000, the expected expense to be paid over the course of the year is $375. If the ETF returned precisely 0% for the year, the investor would slowly see his $50,000 move to a value of $49,625 over the course of the year.

As I said though, I'm pretty sure the massive gains over time still outweigh this effect if you're willing to hold for a while, it's just super risky. If SPY ever had a -33% day your money would be totally and permanently wiped, which is what happened to XIV.

>> No.17776666

>>17776276
Holy shit it's perfect. Saved

>> No.17776668
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17776668

I just bought more Antibe stonks

You know what everyone will need for a global flu pandemic?

Aleve 2.0, stronger and without side effects

Which Antibe is testing

>> No.17776669

>>17776426
a-anon someone has to sell them in order for you to buy them

>> No.17776673

>>17776553
Should I hold SQQQ until Monday since shit will happen over the weekend. More states are declaring emergency to.

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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT JEROME

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>>17776532

>> No.17776684

Everyone should purchase $8c 4/17 for GME right now

>> No.17776685

>>17776660
>he doesn’t know about consolefags
based

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>Deutsche Bank clears part of London HQ after coronavirus case
Jesus these poor fucks can't catch a break

>> No.17776696

>>17776673

honestly unless it moons before close today that is my plan.

>> No.17776697

>>17776660
>Makes no sense. People quarantined buy their games through digital sellers (steam, gog, epic)
>Why is a physical store chain gaining when it's literally on its last legs?
Boomers.

>> No.17776698

>>17776668
Why is it down so much?
It held nicely during corona.

>> No.17776703

>>17776673
>you buy SQQQ
>trump makes announcement
>markets close for 4 weeks
>epidemic is over
>market opens and your SQQQ is worth $10/share

>> No.17776709

>>17776668
People aren’t going to want to try a brand new Aleve drug in times of crisis, they’ll go with the comforting brand they know

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>>17776665

I'm personally thinking about going balls deep in SSO over the course of this year after the dust settles. It's 2x leveraged which is a little "safer", and I'm willing to sit in it for a long time since I already have a 401k with boring investments. This will be my lightning.

>> No.17776713

>>17776694
Good. I need them to burn

>> No.17776714

>>17776665
Thanks for the heads up; based on this, I might stick with only getting 300 shares total at 0.50. I could bear to lose $150, and 300 shares is still great if it spikes back up.

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>>17776249
Just a friendly reminder, stonks only go down. If you're wondering why my balance is so low, yes I am down an entire $300 today, but I sold my DIS for a $1200 profit which I pulled, and got myself a Ruger SR1911 SS. She's a beaut! I will be very green by EOD.

>> No.17776720

>>17776685
All consoles from 2 gens back have digital sales.

>> No.17776721
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>>17776660
>bankrupt
They aren't though. At least not yet. They just hired Reggie fils Aime. Former head of Nintendo of America and an excellent salesman. Thats not who you hire to handle a bankruptcy.

>> No.17776723

>>17776591
don't believe bullshit posted on 4chan dot com

>> No.17776725

guys I’m losing so much money on my puts....should I just cut my losses?

>> No.17776726
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17776726

>print money
>stoc go up
>no print money
>stoc go down
I think I've cracked the code guys.

>> No.17776727

>>17776713
me too, just put in a put order
if they would fucking give it to me that would be nice

>> No.17776729

>>17776684
convince me GME isn't a PnD scheme at this point

>> No.17776731

>>17776663
it's a dunkey vid, dummy

>> No.17776736

>>17776703
cover yourself by buying a fuckton of GUSH

>> No.17776737

>>17776698
The TSX melted down yesterday, idk why it's down today other than Canadian market panic

>> No.17776739
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17776739

Fuck trump

>> No.17776740

>>17776694
Imma need sace on that one

>> No.17776744

>>17776725
yes

>> No.17776751

>>17776533
It's likely to hit 200 bro so be safe.

>> No.17776753
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17776753

I was amazed when we breached 60 VIX, my mind was blown when we breached 70 VIX, if we breach 80 you guys should be worried about your accounts disappearing.

>> No.17776757

Trump please tweet something stupid

>> No.17776760

>>17776544
Look at how much of it is sold short, dude. There's literally nobody left who CAN sell anymore. It can only go up.

I bet it hits $10 in the next few months. Safe short term buy, but it's not going to survive the ongoing retailpocalypse so not a good long term hold.

>> No.17776761

>>17776725
Don't worry stocks will tank after Trump speaks like they always do. He's a retard that is poisonous to the market.

>> No.17776763

>>17776725
fuck no, next week is Negro Monday

>> No.17776777

>>17776740
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/deutsche-bank-clears-part-london-134609065.html?.tsrc=fin-srch

>> No.17776778

>>17776696
Highest it was was $36.31 before

>> No.17776779

>>17776753
i think our overlevereged savings accounts are going to disappear

FDIC will take a decade to pay out

>> No.17776783

It dumps after lunch right, thats when all the market jews can cover their asses after this fake pump

>> No.17776790

>>17776763

is that a technical term?

>> No.17776798

Moments until the entire house crumbles

>> No.17776800

>>17776739
They are so angry that they don't even go out to vote, now that's a true roar for change

>> No.17776801
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17776801

This bald guy is famous for shooting porn with everyone no one else wants to fuck. Such as fatties and ugly man looking trannies. Even he is talking about the happenings.

>> No.17776804

>>17776736
>GUSH
Are you retarded? Oil is unbelievable dead for months. Are you one of those delusional Stocktwitiot? Just because its 50 cents does not make it a good deal. They already announced a reverse split 40 to 1.

>> No.17776805

>>17776726

All you need now is a circumcision, and then you can have Jerome's job.

>> No.17776809

>>17776753
Explain please

>> No.17776810

>>17776715
And here's my new toy for coronachan apocalypse.

>> No.17776813

>>17776739

Peak basedboy

>> No.17776817
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>>17776753
....SQQQ gains stop if the bank running it goes bankrupt

>> No.17776818

>>17776703
Burgers are just now getting around to having kids stay home. Way behind.

>> No.17776821

>>17776593
nice id kek

>> No.17776825

>>17776801
Why do you follow him kek

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>>17776761
>markets were at an all time high
>global economy crashes because China virus
>Dat ebil Trumpf
Orange man bad

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17776831

>>17776736
Gushlords sound off

>> No.17776842

>>17776739
On the one hand I get not wanted to bail out the fuck ups that work at banks.

On the other hand you're gonna need a lot more than 500 billion when they go insolvent.

>> No.17776844
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17776844

GOING DOWWWWWWWWN

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>>17776825

>> No.17776853
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17776853

What are some penny stocks destined to rise

>> No.17776854

>>17776779
>he still keeps money in the bank
Dumbass. Don't you remember Cyprus? I take all my money out of the bank each paycheck and keep it in cash, silver/gold, crypto, or investment accounts.

>> No.17776857

>>17776809
Banks are over leveraged, 2008 taught them nothing, with 3:1 leverage a 33% loss means insolvency. That's just 3:1.

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>>17776739
>get student loan money
>use it to buy beer
>wtf why won’t they bail ME out

>> No.17776869

>>17776853
Unironically GUSH if you're willing to wait 1-10 years.

>> No.17776870

>>17776851
I love that picture so much, I wonder where Null is now

>> No.17776876

>markets open green
>trump announces a briefing
>shit immediately starts tanking
how does he do it?

>> No.17776880

>>17776854
Investment accounts are banks fucking retard

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>>17776827
No fucking excuses

>> No.17776890

>>17776817
Just print more

>> No.17776894

>>17776869
>buy $10,000 GUSH right now
>wait 10 years
>be a multi-millionaire
Sounds good to me desu.

>> No.17776899

I-I'm sorry guys I think this is happening because I was drinking a lot of red bull. I stopped this past week so hopefully everything gets a bit better...

>> No.17776902

>>17776739
Counter point, anyone with half a fucking brain should have bought yesterday and today because every fucking time there is a "pandemic" stocks bounce right back with usually a +10% on it. Like you would be dumb not to invest right now

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17776908

>>17776279
MAJOR UPDATE

Third POMO is out. MASSIVELY oversubscribed over 3x. This is literally the Fed right now >>17776532

>> No.17776916

>>17776761
What's it like to have an IQ of 85

>> No.17776917

>>17776844
Even according to your thing it'll go up. Trump will not let it plummet below 2400.

>> No.17776922

>>17776880
nope.

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>dow up 300 points from bottom
its only up from here. do your best powell.

>> No.17776933

this crabbing is so tense, you know it's about to blow up or down any moment

>> No.17776938
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>>17776899
Red Bull sucks. Rockstar is what you want. Makes me feel like Superman after one can.

>> No.17776939

>>17776276
perfect Fedjak

>> No.17776943

>>17776930
is this reverse posting

>> No.17776945

>>17776908
I should not have doubted Powell would bail out RP funds by buying back bonds. Fuck me my position is in the dirt

>> No.17776946

>>17776930
>bottom
ngmi

>> No.17776950

>>17776902
Counter counter point. Did you see what happened to everybody on the market? They got slaughtered yesterday. Who in their right mind would buy if you could just lose 10% in a single day like that?

>> No.17776951
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17776951

>>17776876
He is the bear whisperer

>> No.17776955

>>17776894
you realize GUSH is about to reverse split right?

>> No.17776958
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17776958

>This market

>> No.17776971

Trudy speaking now

Mostly platitudes and French

>> No.17776977

>>17776869
What is GUSH? ETF of combined oil funds?

>> No.17776980

>>17776938
Pepsico just bought rockstar

>> No.17776983

>>17776753
This will be fun

>> No.17776987

>>17776739
>don't vote but get mad when your guy loses
>still thinks the fed is a government organization
>closes with "this is a cow, the cow says moo" as if it's a profound statement
Reminder that everyone here who isn't retarded has been making money this past week while this dude has been dusting his collection of Funko Pops.

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17776990

>dax closing on huge green gains

>> No.17776991

Are we expecting a late day meme pump for cheap puts again?

>> No.17776992

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q

>> No.17776993
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>> No.17777010

>>17776991
It's happening now, anon.

>> No.17777011

>>17776977
3x leveraged, got ultrabogged

>> No.17777015
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>> No.17777016

>>17776955
so he'll be a 400,000-aire

>> No.17777027

To whom it may concern,
We will pump in the last half hour, as per schedule.
Thank you,
Jerome Powell

>> No.17777033

>>17776908
explain...

>> No.17777035

>>17776908
HOLY FUCK I HATE THE FUCKING FED

>> No.17777040

>>17776844

I've long wondered, is graph tea leaf reading like this actually worth anything or just bullshit for idiots?

>> No.17777044

>>17776955
So wait until after the split?

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17777046

FUCKING AMD PUMP UP TO 42 SO I CAN GET RID OF THIS DUMB PIECE OF SHIT STOCK!!!!

>> No.17777054
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>> No.17777059

>>17776990
Outstanding moves of DAX

>> No.17777061

>>17776991
aint cheap enough for you right now, you greedy cunt?

>> No.17777062

Bolsonaro has it lol

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17777063

>>17776869
>>17776894
>>17776955
>>17776977
>>17777011
Do not fucking buy GUSH retards! Its fucking collapsing for a reason! Even if oil recovers 100%, GUSH will still be worthless.

>> No.17777067

Threw all my left over smart money into TQQQ... Worst thing that happens is I lose like 50% of it.

>> No.17777068
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17777068

>AMD up again
Kontinue your scheduled krabbing, AMDbros.

>> No.17777069

What absolute retard would seriously think this is over? It’s literally just beginning.

>> No.17777070
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17777070

Can someone explain to me what the thick and what the thin line in most graphs stand for?

>> No.17777071

Why would you make a national emergency declaration during trading hours?

>> No.17777073

ITS PUMPIN!!!!!!

>> No.17777081

>>17777040

Mostly bullshit. Some indicators are useful but the astrological signs themselves are all confirmation bias.

>> No.17777083

Anyone else nervous about fucking up this once in a decade opportunity? I have enough cash to secure an early retirement with a few good trades, but I'm hesitant to deploy it.

>> No.17777091

>>17777063
Kek, let them do it. I already looked into this and it's quite a gamble.

>> No.17777097

>>17776360
rollin for trump has corona

>> No.17777103

>>17777070
look up candlestick graph

>> No.17777108

>>17777046
>wants to get rid of the big boy for after-crash trading
Idiot.

>> No.17777111

>>17777033
Fed backstopped the bond market so the RP funds don't liquidate. Anybody short bonds got fucked in the ass by a long line of money printing. Nobody saw it coming. Fucking RIP me

>> No.17777119
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17777119

>DEGIRO says its 4.85 , Google says its 4.75

Who do i believe this stupid shit

>> No.17777121

>Fed pumping again

>> No.17777123

FUCK THE FED!!!

>> No.17777128

Tesla will be under 300 in 7 days

>> No.17777130

>>17776955
It literally doesnt matter retard, you don't lose money on a reverse split

>> No.17777131

>>17776990
>Lufthansa +7%
you're getting scammed mate

>> No.17777135

Buy TECS for the weekend

>> No.17777137
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17777137

there we go. almost 3%.

>> No.17777138

LOAD THE FUCK UP ON SQQQ
ANYTHING UNDER 30 IS A BUY
MONDAY COMES IT WILL BE
BIG COOMS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17777139

>>17777071
Because you're gonna halt trading

>> No.17777140

>>17777070
>thick: first and last quote in your chosen timeframe
>thin: high and low in your chosen timeframe

>> No.17777142

30 minutes til lunch is over

>> No.17777144

>>17777083
Grab RCL and DAL cheapies as low as possible then sell once kung flu calms down, enjoy your gains.

>> No.17777147

>buy one share of GUSH
>gain 100x value when it reverse splits
easy money

>> No.17777149

>>17777068
It will dump on monday, load up those puts.

>> No.17777154

BOLSANARO HAS CORONA!

>> No.17777161

>>17777081

I'm guessing some linear regressions might be useful, is there anything else useful?

>> No.17777166

inb4 Trump collapses on live TV

>> No.17777168

>>17777063
Whats a good penny stock to pick up now then?

>> No.17777167

lmao that was a short rally
bullfags btfo

>> No.17777172

>>17777111
hence the pump

>> No.17777181

>>17777070
it means you're gay.

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>>17777119
>Something went wrong and your order could not be sent. Please contact the Service Desk if this problem persists.

>> No.17777183

Fuck the money printer jammed yet again

>> No.17777185

>>17777154
old news

>> No.17777189

Six flags is closing parks i am told

>> No.17777204
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>>17777147
Get in ahead of the market, /smg/

>> No.17777206

>>17777166
What would be the reaction of the public if this happened?

>> No.17777207

Yikes... losing the momentum so soon

>> No.17777221

>just got told to work from home for the next month by the corporation i work for

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! anyone else experiencing this?

>> No.17777230

How long before the fed promises another 2 trillion

>> No.17777238

>>17777189
A local theme park in california (Knotts Berry Farm) also closes tomorrow.

>> No.17777241

>>17777189
WTF am I gonna do for my 34th birthday? my wife's BF promised to take me... maybe i can get a ticket's worth of lego sets instead!

>> No.17777243

https://www.npr.org/2020/03/12/815210420/u-s-launches-retaliatory-airstrikes-in-iraq-after-missile-attack

>And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

>> No.17777246

>>17776276
Noice

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>>17777204

>> No.17777249

Emergency alert system will broadcast president trumps address.

>> No.17777250

oh wait I have two day trades ah yee where's the money?

>> No.17777255

>>17777154
>Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro Denies Reports That He Tested Positive for Coronavirus

UNCONFIRMED

>> No.17777265

>>17777172
I honestly have no idea what to do. I am fucking dumbfounded the FED keeps intervening. They have a FOMC announcement next week FFS

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>>17776990
>>17777137
Junkie gotta get that last hit!!!

>> No.17777273

>>17777119
Why do black people always have to frame everything about their existence by comparing it to white people?

>> No.17777280

>>17776831
I just bought 800 shares, why the fuck not. I also bought a bunch of oil stocks earlier this week that are down like 10% since I bought em. Not too worried since I'm a buy and holder, but GUSH looks like it might be a good one year hold.

>> No.17777283

>>17777206
Abject panic and widespread suicides among sodomites as Pence takes the reins.

>> No.17777289
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>>17777221
>Trump secretly shorts all global markets then collapses for the camera
Bobopilled.

>> No.17777294

Kill all fed officials

>> No.17777295

>>17777221
Me. Have 1 month off so far

>> No.17777304

>>17777249
Just going to be more bullshit "wash your hands just the flu under control low risk" canned speech they always do

>> No.17777306

>>17777249
for real?

>> No.17777309

>>17777265
lock in gains when in doubt man. Im waiting out to see what Trump speaks about. Thats the only reason why I still have my position open

>> No.17777312

>>17777265
they just keep throwing more and more in

>> No.17777313
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17777313

>>17776943
BUY BUY

>> No.17777317

>>17777138
What happens if they halt trading?

>> No.17777328

>>17777273

It's just their way of inversely saying "X are the niggers of Y"

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>> No.17777332

>>17777154
His son said on Fox News that he now tested negative. But his aide who went with him to Make a Lago tested positive

>> No.17777334

>>17777295
hoping to get into day trading now that i have the time for the next month, any indicators i should look into that you guys would recommend?

>> No.17777337

GUSH is so cheap right now. You can just buy an infinite amount of GUSH and retire like 4 times in two weeks when it goes back to being a $15 stock.

>> No.17777341

>>17777273
Imagine living your entire life being basically ignored, you want to scream, "LOOK AT ME, I'M WHITE!"--but you can't because you know in your heart this to be false.
So you perform the next best act, "LOOK AT ME, I'M ALMOST AS GOOD AS WHITE!"

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>>17776715
>>17776810
Woops forgot pic

>> No.17777342

>>17777317
trading halts.

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>>17777147
This. Buying 3500 GUSH

>> No.17777359
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17777359

Whats the prediciton here for SNSS ?

>> No.17777365

>>17777332
first test positive, second test incoming

>> No.17777373

>haha the virus doesn’t matter now because the fed is just throwing fake money at the market goy

Until we learn about how many people are actually dead in China.

>> No.17777374
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Damn, look at gold. Kek'd

>> No.17777382

When will this shitty market crash?

>> No.17777385

>>17777342
SQQQ positions will get destroyed is what I meant.

>> No.17777389
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I WENT TO WALMART AND THEY ARE SOLD OUT ON AMMO

>> No.17777391
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17777391

>AMD on straight upward trend

We did it.

>> No.17777395

>>17777374
lol

>> No.17777402

>>17777382

When Trump starts coughing uncontrollably during his press conference

>> No.17777405
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>+3%
WE'RE TAKING IT ALL BACK

>> No.17777420

>>17777309
>>17777312
The RP keep getting margin called at 2:30 everyday. I still can't believe they won't try and offload their already overpriced bonds for excess capitol. Especially going into what could be a liquidity crisis. If I'm wrong I'll know at 2-3pm and I will sell no matter if I'm up or down

>> No.17777429

>>17776430
thats an 82 noguns

>> No.17777430

>>17776292
That bull market thinking, this is bear country. If you think SP500 gonna drop, hold SQQQ

>> No.17777434

>>17777334
Buy low, sell high. You'll be fine

>> No.17777442

part of me wants to code up an indicator that counts the number of green and pink wojaks posted on every /smg/ thread in real time and trade based off of that, but im too lazy.

>> No.17777456

>>17776276
Fucking amazing + ID color

>> No.17777458

>>17776544
70 % more internet gaming in Italy lmao

>> No.17777462

>>17777389
all non-essential shops are closed from Monday, in Austria.
So I went to the local Gunshop to buy some Ammo, and the guy ahead of me literally bought all the .223 Remington they had left
like 500 rounds

>> No.17777464

>>17777343
>1911
You are a good man

>> No.17777465

and just like that.. we're back

>> No.17777470
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17777470

STOP PUMPING JEROME

>> No.17777472

>>17777453
>>17777453
>>17777453
>>17777453

new thread

>> No.17777479

MAXR revealing the mass graves in Iran. Damn, I want this stock to get even cheaper. I bought my share at 4.9$.

>> No.17777484

>>17777334
Buy high, sell low

>> No.17777494
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>>17777389
>going to walmart for ammo

>> No.17777536

>markets rally ahead of trump declaring national emergency
hope you're not falling for it, you should cover your shorts after the announcement, but before the weekend though. Fed goes sicko mode on Monday and/or NYSE closes

>> No.17777540

>>17777119
Check the delay on the listings. Sometimes one of them will be real time and the other delayed by 15 minutes, or the system ducks up and stops updating.

>> No.17777576

-40% on Tranny medical corp.
-32% on LCI
-27% on GALT
-46% on SNSS
-51% on NOVN

Fuck all you shills! I've been saying buy GME for like a month and look we're up 6% for the fucking month and got earnings coming up.

>> No.17777651

AHHHH

>> No.17777652

>>17776502
gamers rise up

>> No.17777659

>>17776739
>Help human beings
HEY BANKERS ARE HUMANS TOO!

>> No.17777668

Nice try Jerome

>> No.17777677

>>17777389
They only sell boomer ammo

>> No.17777744

>>17777359
Data will include partials, stock will go up like crazy.

>> No.17777822

>>17777391
Hodl it. Going to shut the bed Monday, but

>> No.17777831
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17777831

How is this mountain called?

>> No.17777904

>>17777831
Scoliosis

>> No.17777920

>>17777119
>Straight black men are constantly shackled by the rest of their community
Based?

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>>17777744
checked

>> No.17777963

So what does this mean for us bears

>> No.17778035

>>17777442
>+0.00000001%--> green wojacks, muhh golden bull, lambo daydreaming
>-0.00000001%--> red melting wojacks, end of capitalism, death of western civilization

>> No.17778048

It's saying it will take several days for funds to enter my account
How to get into digital horse racing faster?

>> No.17778052

>>17777963
that it's the fourth or fifth bull trap in the past two weeks

>> No.17778081

>>17776725
BUY HIGH SELL LOW

>> No.17778097

>>17777744
When will the data be presented anon

>> No.17778186

>>17778035
is it too late to place a put on FUN?

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>>17777249
>Bro, just the flu, buy stonks pls- DJT

>> No.17778291

>>17777343
>1911
enjoy it while you can because corona is going to get you soon mr boomer

>> No.17778293

>>17778266
Looking forward to the mass boomer suicides when they realize they'll never retire.

>> No.17778418

>>17777777

>> No.17778705

>>17777430
Nasdaq bro

>> No.17779011

>>17777777

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I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm not going to look at my stocks for the next 10 years. It's not worth all the stress.
I'll make up my losses by wage cucking or cooking T.