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Trump announces news conference.

Popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)

Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html (embed)

Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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Misc:
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>> No.17774853

im jew

>> No.17774857

Japan shorts are printing

get in on that.

>> No.17774863

I’m already drinking liquor and it’s 8 am

>> No.17774867

Fuck Powell
Fuck Bonds
AND FUCK JEWS

>> No.17774873

There's no way this pump is going to hold, right?

>> No.17774875
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17774875

It's news US has a kung flu vaccine. Watch.

>> No.17774886

Trump conference gonna dump afterwards?

What could he say that it would pump

>> No.17774889
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17774889

How low will dow(n) go after he says he has corona-chan.
>12k

>> No.17774897

>>17774875
Nah. Way too soon for that.

>> No.17774899
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17774899

no running

>> No.17774898

>>17774889
Rolling for a 15k drop if Trump is diagnosed

>> No.17774904

If your not buying the dip, your going to hate yourself for the next 12 years

>> No.17774905

>>17774875
Not possible.

>> No.17774909
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>>17774875
>it costs 100,000 and only one can be made a month

>> No.17774910
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>>17774889
below zero

>> No.17774912

>>17774875
no one does you fucking retard
and they wont for at least a year

>> No.17774914

>finally switch to big boy broker fidelity
>deposit 500
>get options enabled
>get margin enabled
>says I have 500 available to trade
>try to execute $100 in options trade
>not enough available funds

RH never did this shit to me

>> No.17774915

How can i profit with puts from trumps speech?

>> No.17774918

>>17774886
Only way it goes up is if he says they found a vaccine, which I know for a FACT is not the case, any other scenario is a red dong.

>> No.17774919

>>17774904
So no change

>> No.17774921
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17774921

fuck shorts and inverse ETFs, what are some good stocks to get that are at fire sale prices at the moment?

>> No.17774922
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17774922

BRRRRRR BRRRRR FULL THROTTLE BOYS WE NEED THEM BILLS OUT BY TOMORROW BBBBBRRRRRRR ZIP-ZAP-TSHK-TSHK BRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17774923

If that anon is still around I was talking to, George actually is the one who mentions shriller @ 15 for entry!

>> No.17774929

If he had kung flu he wouldn't announce a conference, he'd tweet it for safety you fucking retards.

Daytraders buy cheapies right now before it pumps.

>> No.17774935

>Topic: CoronaVirus!
That's something Trump would definitely tweet before announcing he has the plague, right?

>> No.17774945

>>17774889
>>17774886
>>17774898
>>17774915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrPZBTNjX_o

watch at 39 seconds and tell me he doesn't have it

>> No.17774956

>>17774886
It's the end of the week, he's at least gonna announce that from a federal level, all schools are to be cancelled I would imagine.

>> No.17774964

>>17774929
>If he had kung flu he wouldn't announce a conference

If he had the kung flu he would totally announce it on a press conference and say how its just a flu and there is nothing to worry about

>> No.17774969

>>17774914
That's right because with RH, you'd still be waiting like another week for your deposit so show up in your account, lol.

>> No.17774970

>>17774921
RCL, DAL, XOM, AMD. Wait with RCL and DAL though.

>> No.17774972

He is announcing that he has the coronavirus. Screencap this.

t. Insider

>> No.17774976

i really hope you stupid niggers aren't betting on trump saying or doing anything reassuring

>> No.17774982

ORANGE STOP TALKING EVERYDAY GO TO BED OLD MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17774984
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17774984

I'm gonna crash this market, anons. Give me your energy!

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>>17774830
#Pray4Trump

>> No.17774988

>>17774972
More like inside my ass haha wouldn't that be funny

>> No.17774991

>>17774935
In the first place he's not gonna just get in a press room and say he has it unless he wants someone to fucking lynch him on live tv

>> No.17774998
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17774998

>>17774972
why would he ever admit that

>> No.17775000
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>>17774830
Trump's about to have a press conference? SHORT EVERYTHING.

>> No.17775001
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17775001

this market is fucking lame
I was promised bloodshed

>> No.17775005

>>17774969
I get 1000 dollar credit from RH now, not that guy btw

I still want to switch to TD though

>> No.17775006

>>17774830
He ends literally every tweet with an exclamation point

>> No.17775008
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17775008

>>17774972
>at a press conference filled with people
Him announcing Pence has it is realistic though, would that even tank markets at all?

What if he announces US is going on gold standard?

>> No.17775010

My plan for the day was to go balls deep short around 3:50, but now I'm thinking I need to do that before Mr. Two Scoops talks. Sad! Many such cases!

>> No.17775011

>>17774984
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

>> No.17775014

>The Federal Reserve exists for one task and one task only. The inevitable bail out of wallstreet
This is why I love CoronaChan. She is the embodiment of chaos, and at least one thing is certain. Chaos is fair

>> No.17775018

FUCK TRIPFAGS

>> No.17775019

Trump declares national emergency

>> No.17775021

>>17775001
wait for the retard to accidentally say something at 3:30

>> No.17775022

i want to leverage my long term investments, whats the best way to do this?

>> No.17775023

GAME STOP!!!!

>> No.17775040

>>17775021
blonald blumpf

>> No.17775043

i want trump to cough one time
just once

>> No.17775044

>>17774998
This. It's going to be "good" news

>> No.17775047

>>17774972
At 1 hr before market close?
He's just gonna ramble about QE and consumer confidence

>> No.17775052

Really a sad state that most of the working class is hoping for a market crash while most of the elite is not. Really different from 2008. I think it will recover quickly because of this fact but it just shows you how dystopian the world has gotten. We are like cockroaches begging for cheap scraps.

>> No.17775053

>>17775022
write options

>> No.17775055

>>17774945
Even if he does have it, they'll never tell us unless he directly dies from it.

>> No.17775057

annoying orange: martial law now in effect

>> No.17775060
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17775060

>>17775052
>we

>> No.17775061

>>17774972
>one post by this ID

>> No.17775062

>>17774912
The year tiemline includes multiple trials though they can’t just go injecting the entire population with shit before testing

>> No.17775068

Fake and gay pump, red EoD

>> No.17775073
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17775073

I'm gonna make it.

>> No.17775074
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17775074

>tfw having a press conference in front of healthy boomers
What a madlad.

>> No.17775087

>>17775052
It will recover quickly unless something goes horribly wrong and we're all quarantined 6 months later

>> No.17775092
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17775092

how come FXAIX cost isnt changing even though DOW is fluctuating throughout the day. should i sell now or wait until the end of today.

i do not stonk

>> No.17775093

>Market closes at 4pm
>4:05 martial law announced

>> No.17775100

Everytime Trump addresses the public stocks dump, so why does he insist on daily speeches/conferences? Quality over quantity

>> No.17775101

I’m being dead serious. DC lobbyist family, this is what the announcement is about. Several other world leaders also infected. The announcement will regard others helping on pressing issues while he focuses on recovery.

>> No.17775108

>>17775044
There's a confirmed case at the pentagon.

>> No.17775111
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17775111

>>17775073
nice fren, but remember to add two zeros to all your gains to be compliant with /smg/ rules :)

>> No.17775113

Quick, name me one oil company to invest in now. I don't have time.

>> No.17775118

>>17774945
>That husky voice
>Visible effort not to cough
Its over guys, enjoy the final ride

>> No.17775119

>>17774914
Check your option level in account features.

>> No.17775122

>>17775113
just buy $GUSH

>> No.17775123

>>17775113
no

>> No.17775126
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17775126

>VIX is 72 despite indexes going up 3%

well this was nice. it's officially over. monday will be the blackest monday of them all. fucking reset back to 2008 incoming, NOT EVEN JOKING, just pull your shit out asap

>> No.17775133

>>17775074
this is why I think it isn't that he has Corona. Either going to be stimulus package, or more lockdowns/quarantines.

>> No.17775132
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17775132

If every university/school student is taught online for the next 4 weeks, will they ever go back to physical classes, or will it be online forever afterwards?

>> No.17775135

>>17774984
TAKE MY ENERGY CORONA-CHAN
\o/

>> No.17775136

Trump declared a national emergency because now he has a chance of getting it

LMAO

>> No.17775139

>>17775100
The FED just backstopped the Bond market. He is going to backstop the IG and HY market. Then they will close the markets for two weeks and declare a national state of emergency.

>> No.17775137

>>17775113
TRCH

>> No.17775141

>>17775047
This. If it was bad news, he would of waited till the market closed.

>> No.17775142

>>17775087
The interesting thing is this might be something that happens more frequently. Can you imagine if every year the world had to close down?

What if the next pandemic is a super-resistant bacteria? If this is how they handle a novel season flu, I think we are fucked for anything else.

>> No.17775143

>>17775111
He already did.

>> No.17775146

>>17775113
Haliburton

>> No.17775149
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17775149

When do I take profit?

>> No.17775150

>>17775052
the market needed a correction.

>> No.17775151

>>17775052
>Really different from 2008.

Well 2008 was "Most banks will not exist in a week."
As far as I can tell this crash is due to a series of massive decreases in consumer demand; this time the banking system is relatively fine.

>> No.17775154
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17775154

>>17775052
>>17775087
>recover quickly

>> No.17775156
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>>17775126
what if this boost was the last call by the fed for everyone who's anyone to get out?

>> No.17775159
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17775159

HODL

>> No.17775161

>>17775113
you don't have time? how much time did you spend jerking off to my little pony this week you dumb loser?

>> No.17775162
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17775162

>they bought?

>> No.17775164
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17775164

>>17775143

>> No.17775165

>>17775149
Based

>> No.17775167
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17775167

>>17775126
>just pull your shit out asap

>> No.17775175

>>17775126
Why would I sell my puts tho?

>> No.17775181

>>17775149
monday or tuesday

>> No.17775182

>>17775100
He wants to kill the fed. He said so during his campaign, he said so all along his tenure.

>> No.17775184

>>17775139
>Then they will close the markets for two weeks
imagine VIX after they reopen

>> No.17775185
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17775185

GET FUCKED
https://mobile.twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1238485355998973953
GET FUCKED BULLS
https://mobile.twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1238485355998973953
TO THE BOTTOM
https://mobile.twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1238485355998973953
WELCOME TO THE BEAR DEN MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.17775187

>>17775149
when it reaches 50% or higher I'd say, huge drop but TSLA is a big company and they'll tank the hit soon enough

>> No.17775188
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17775188

is a national emergency bullish?

>> No.17775190
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17775190

>>17774984

>> No.17775191

>>17775162
No, bogdanov. I sold. My options.

>> No.17775192

>>17774830

will bernie live to the end of the primaries? will biden? will the sniffing finally cost him?

>> No.17775195
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17775195

so this is the power... of the pump.

>> No.17775197

>>17775175
worthless when the crisis actually happens and liquidity is gone. so don't hold on for too long

>> No.17775201

>>17775151
But it has shown you that the world is not prepared to deal with even the slightest pandemic, and that consumer trust is very volatile.

>> No.17775203

>>17775151
>; this time the banking system is relatively fine.
The repo market shit may have started because one of the major banks was secretly insolvent

>> No.17775205

Insider here, Trump is going to announce hes been infected by Corona and hes taking Hillary and Biden with him

>> No.17775210
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17775210

>>17775162

>> No.17775214

>>17775185
I'm a bear bro but don't think this helps us, markets will probably be happy he's taking control of the situation

>> No.17775217
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17775217

>tfw have wanted to buy puts for the past 3 days, but transferring accounts to E-Trade is taking forever to get my funds settled and available

Robinhood was shart, but at least they were instant

>> No.17775219
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17775219

>>17774984
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17775227

>>17774830
Made 15k real money off the ASX today. Already made 3k on the NASDAQ.
Siiick boi.

>> No.17775240

>>17775113
Lukoil.

>> No.17775242

>>17775203
It is very suspicious that they are “fully capitalized” but needed a pump. Interesting. I think the next 10 years will be crazy

>> No.17775243

>>17775149
very nice. nobody went broke taking profit!

>> No.17775248

>>17775185
>https://mobile.twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1238485355998973953
bullish desu

>> No.17775249

>>17775154
Could you read a yield curve as a market bottom predictor? As in the bottom is in 3 months?

>> No.17775250
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>>17775118
>Its over guys, enjoy the final ride

The man who steamrolled past Bushes, Clintons, corporate MSM, FBI/CIA, survived a special council investigation, an impeachment trial...will survive Coronavirus too.

>> No.17775256
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17775256

>>17775192
BERNIE DIES
BIDEN DIES
TRUMP DIES

MOMMY TULSI WINS PRESIDENCY BY DEFAULT
SCREENSHOT AND CHECKEM

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17775257

>>17774984
GO CORONA-CHAN! GO! TAKE MY ENERGY

>> No.17775259

BELOW 2%
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>> No.17775262

Bull ride is OVER, time for the bear to come in.

>> No.17775265
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17775265

ITS A SHARP ONE BOYS

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>>17774984
below 2 % lads

>> No.17775268

DOW IS DYING

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17775269

>>17775149
cash out monday brother.

>> No.17775271

When should i sell my SIX $15 put 3/20?

>> No.17775272
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17775272

Just closed on 74% profit on a trade lasting 5 hours


Gonna leave it at that and fuck off, godspeed lads

>> No.17775274

begin ze pump

>> No.17775275

>>17775154
Also what app ? please sir

>> No.17775280
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17775280

Those AMD dips make me wish I waited instead.

>> No.17775285
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17775285

Guys it’s over

>> No.17775288
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17775288

>>17775248
>>17775214
>G-guys a national emergency is b-bullish right
Even if it was, y'all know Trump will say something tremendously stupid during the announcement and break the market

>> No.17775293

ITS SLIDING
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17775294

>>17775250
He's 73 years old and obese. Even with the best treatments available there's a good chance he'll croak.

>> No.17775298

WWE down 4%

Pump officially canceled

>> No.17775301

>>17775288
well that's true, I just don't think declaring it an emergency changes much

>> No.17775304
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17775304

OH NO NO NO

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17775307

>>17774830
WELL IF YOU TOLD MEEEEEEE YOU WERE DROWNING

>> No.17775313
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17775313

>>17775280
I'm a bagholder for CAT

>> No.17775319
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17775319

What the fuck was that?

>> No.17775322

>>17775288
That... I can't argue with. Flubbing this will cause panic.

>> No.17775323

my take from the national emergency declaration is that Trump is going to do something without having to wrestle with Congress to get it passed via legislation
so market pump

>> No.17775324

AHAHAHAHA

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>> No.17775328

I'M FREE
FREE
FALLIN'

>> No.17775332
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17775332

HERE WE GOOOO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17775344

>>17775132
Its going to expose how massively overrated needing to go to college is and that anyone between the IQs of 90-180 will learn the same shit from the internet

>> No.17775345

So this is the power of bears......

>> No.17775348

>>17775285
Literally everyone was waiting for this. He was waiting for Jared to do some research into the virus

>> No.17775349
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17775349

WILD RIDE BAAAABYYYY WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17775350

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.17775352
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17775352

AAGGHHH THE G FORCES

>> No.17775354
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17775354

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17775353
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17775353

back in the bag bulls

>> No.17775357
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17775357

INITIATE

THE

DOMP

>> No.17775360

>>17775044
Trump would never say anything to undermine the market, he desperately wants all of this to go away.
It is 100% "good" news.
An attempt to put a positive spin on things.

>> No.17775362
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17775362

It's happening.
I could have saved you.
I tried to warn you.
But you looked away.
You asked for this.
You made your bed.
Now lie in it.
But don't call it a grave.
It's the future you chose.
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine.
And the machine is bleeding to death.
It didn't have to end like this.
It's happening.

>> No.17775364
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17775364

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>> No.17775368

BELOW 1%
>BELOW 1%
BELOW 1%
>BELOW 1%
BELOW 1%
>BELOW 1%
BELOW 1%
>BELOW 1%
BELOW 1%
>BELOW 1%

>> No.17775371 [DELETED] 
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17775371

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.17775372
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17775372

dümp et

>> No.17775378

1.1%
>1.1%
1.1%
>1.1%
1.1%
>1.1%
1.1%
>1.1%

>> No.17775381

COUGH, TRUMP

COUGH ONCE

FEEL A LIL TICKLE IN YOUR THROAT?

>> No.17775384

>>17775344
It's less about what you learn in classes and more about employers still wanting a degree, but they want experience with it, not just one or the other.

>> No.17775385

>>17775294
>He's 73 years old and obese.

Correct, and I'll still bet on him. We live in the timeline where his election had 1% chance to win on the day of the election.

>> No.17775388

DOWNWARD SPIRAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT7gz2YNF4g

>> No.17775387
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17775387

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17775394

THE BLEEDING WONT STOP
IS OVER IS LITERALLY OVER

>> No.17775399

so bros do i hold SQQQ over the weekend or do i sell at EOD? This is the question

>> No.17775400

BEARBROS WW@
>BEARBROS WW@
BEARBROS WW@
>BEARBROS WW@
BEARBROS WW@
>BEARBROS WW@
BEARBROS WW@
>BEARBROS WW@
BEARBROS WW@
>BEARBROS WW@
BEARBROS WW@
>BEARBROS WW@
BEARBROS WW@
>BEARBROS WW@
BEARBROS WW@
>BEARBROS WW@
BEARBROS WW@
>BEARBROS WW@

>> No.17775402

>>17775288
Water is wet, more news at 11.

>> No.17775403
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17775403

>dumping again
Donald please just stop talking, please just go away.

>> No.17775406
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17775406

>0.99%
0.99%
>0.99%
0.99%
>0.99%
0.99%
>0.99%
0.99%
>0.99%
0.99%

>> No.17775407
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17775407

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOWN

>> No.17775408

>>17775249
not really since bond and stock markets aren't aligned

>>17775275
https://www.gurufocus.com/yield_curve.php

>> No.17775411
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17775411

>>17775400

>> No.17775415

>>17775185
That's not a bearish revelation, that provides more certainty that things are being done.

>> No.17775418

>>17775288
>y'all
>>>/R*ddit/

>> No.17775420
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17775420

>>17775399

>> No.17775425

fuck

>> No.17775426

Here comes the pump will they stop it

>> No.17775427

>trump press conference
>he confesses he got Corona
>the world gets thrown back to the stone age

>> No.17775428

>>17775400

bear bro here, i had to fight with dumb bulls all night long jesus, glad they can shut up.

>> No.17775430

BULLKUKS ARE BUYING THE DRIP

>> No.17775435
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17775435

BURN IT ALL, CORONA-CHAN

>> No.17775438
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17775438

INITIATE FED POMP

>> No.17775441 [DELETED] 
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17775441

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FEDNIGGERS FUCK OFF

>> No.17775446

that green dildo tho
spy just touched 250 and shot up

>> No.17775447

>>17775149
when tesla reaches 0

>> No.17775448

REACTIVATE MONEY PRINTER HEHE

>> No.17775453

>>17775415
>that provides more certainty that things are being done.... by Donald Trump
It's bearish man.

>> No.17775454
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17775454

fed pump is on

PUMP IT UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q

>> No.17775458

>the market right now
>its just a suspension wigglly diggly bro keep going

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsyMOaK_k_0

>> No.17775459

Fake green candle. Huge red dildo coming

>> No.17775460

Claims that the media lied about Bolsonaro having Corona
>‘Lies in the media’: Bolsonaro’s son lashes out at reports, says Brazil president’s coronavirus test NOT yet complete

>> No.17775461
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17775461

>dax 30 almost reached +10% today
>it's negative now

>> No.17775462

>>17775415
comon, you know the market isnt rational, why would people stop for a second and think instead of reacting like the wojack posters in /smg/

>> No.17775464

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17775467

>>17775428
just wait until tonight when the futures go slightly positive and they start spamming the green wojaks again, lmao.

>> No.17775468

Is Trump going to (mis)read from a teleprompter or rant about fake news?

>> No.17775470
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17775470

OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17775473
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17775473

TODAY
O
D
A
Y

>> No.17775477

New conference is bearish. Unless Trump announces stimulus, its over.

>> No.17775482

I think I can hear the brrrr

>> No.17775484

>>17775294
>obese
muscle ways more than fat. trump just has a hockey body.

>> No.17775487

>how did he know

>> No.17775488

>>17775385
Then you forgot the prophecy. Pence was always the real one to win. You faggots really forgot 2015 or just all new faggots

>> No.17775489

THE BULLS ARE IN DENIAL

>> No.17775490

I'm not sure if I want to hold my puts through the orange retards announcement

>> No.17775491
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17775491

>>17775400
>Tfw almost bought more spy puts at open but I already have 5k in puts and I promised myself that would be my max bet
Could have been making more but oh well at least I didn't go full retard in case today starts pumping hard

>> No.17775494

>>17775420
i have no idea what that means lol

>> No.17775497

>>17774830
Turns out it was a hoax all along

>> No.17775502

Imagine actually buying today.

>> No.17775503

>>17775494
It means you HODL

>> No.17775507

>>17775101
DCfag reporting in. I'm hitting up the grocery store during my lunch break before SHTF after Trump's press conference today. This isn't fun anymore.

>> No.17775508

>>17775477
They literally are. Pelosi and President Trump have reached an agreement on a coronavirus stimulus.

>> No.17775510

>>17775473
photoshop anons make his hat say
OW
JUST
20,000

>> No.17775512

>>17775458
Man, Kimi is such a fucking animal. Only guy from the V10 era still in the game.

>> No.17775513

ITS A TRAP FOR THE BEARS

>> No.17775514

wtf i bought 3x leveraged bull etfs on the market open and I'm already down 12%

>> No.17775515

When is trumps speech?

>> No.17775520

>>17775477
market psychology is retarded, even if trump announced a cure and a free 10k for everyone with coronoavirus the market would go down.

>> No.17775521

>>17775490
I already sold mine. They're a bitch to sell and you don't want to do it while the market is going crazy.

>> No.17775519
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17775519

QE is here boys!!!!!!

Here are the first two PERMANENT open market operations for treasury securities.

BOTH ARE SIGNIFICANTLY OVERSUBSCRIBED

>> No.17775524

>>17775399
im in the same boat. Do I sell before Trump speaks or hold till monday gahhh

>> No.17775525

>tfw bought two more puts
>they haven't gone through yet
COME THE FUCK ON I WANT MY MONEY

>> No.17775526

>>17775477
If Trump announces stimulus the markets will panic on monday

>> No.17775528

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVE_zbwXlx0

>> No.17775529

>>17775470
Did we tho kek

>> No.17775531

>>17775491
I felt the same, then I saw the fake and gay pump an hour in
Picked up a put
Up 270
GO GO GO CORONA CHAN!!!

>> No.17775532

The only reason he is announcing at 3PM is so he can affect the markets. get ready boys we got a pump coming

>> No.17775540
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17775540

>>17775514

>> No.17775542

TRUMP TO DECLARE NATIONAL EMERGENCY

>> No.17775544
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17775544

>POTENTIAL WEEK LONG HALT OF TRADING
WEEK OFF FROM TRADING POSSIBLE
>POTENTIAL WEEK LONG HALT OF TRADING
WEEK OFF FROM TRADING POSSIBLE
>POTENTIAL WEEK LONG HALT OF TRADING
WEEK OFF FROM TRADING POSSIBLE
>POTENTIAL WEEK LONG HALT OF TRADING
WEEK OFF FROM TRADING POSSIBLE
>POTENTIAL WEEK LONG HALT OF TRADING
WEEK OFF FROM TRADING POSSIBLE

NYSE TRYING TO EXIT SCAM CONFIRMED

>> No.17775545

>>17775519
how does buying back bonds do anything?

>> No.17775546

>>17775285
liberals need the gulag

>> No.17775547

>>17775502
What about picking up SOXS at 14% down? ;^)

>> No.17775549

IT'S ALL GONE GONE BABY IT'S ALL GONE

>> No.17775557
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17775557

>>17775512
gimi

>> No.17775560
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17775560

Really, what is the announcement going to be? I'm wondering if I should sell my puts and buy em back monday

Place your bets

>> No.17775563

>DAX
NEGATIVE
>DAX
NEGATIVE
>DAX
NEGATIVE
>DAX
NEGATIVE
>DAX
NEGATIVE
>DAX
NEGATIVE
>DAX
NEGATIVE
>DAX
NEGATIVE

>> No.17775564

Checkem AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17775568

>>17775544
THOSE DIGITS
BLESSED GET

>> No.17775569

>>17775532
Yeah its definitely a stimulus

>> No.17775571

>>17775544
That better be bullshit my march 20 puts are still printing

>> No.17775573
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17775573

>>17775519
FYI if you want to view the details yourself

POMOs: https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/pomo/operations

Repo Schedule: https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/repo-reverse-repo-agreements/repurchase-agreement-operational-details#monthly-summary

Latest Repo Operations: https://apps.newyorkfed.org/markets/autorates/temp

>> No.17775574

>>17775540
ftse was up 8% so the s&p which is the market lead could easily go 10% which was just another 4.2% more and leveraged it would have been 12.6% gain

>> No.17775576

>>17775544
That means theres going to be a sell off though right?

>> No.17775578

>>17775544
HOW IS THIS ALLOWED YOU CHEATING MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.17775581
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17775581

Trudy speaking at the top of the hour (from quarantine lmao)

>> No.17775582

>>17775544
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN OR HOLD FOR THE INEVITABLE CRASH WHEN IT REOPENS

>> No.17775588

>>17775477
Trump doesn't have the authority to single-handedly impose payroll tax cuts
All the stimulus news is priced in

>> No.17775591

WATTTTAFFFAAAAAAAAAK

>> No.17775593

>>17775385
>his election had 1% chance to win
No lol
None of those polls were even close to accurate. The people in charge of them were doctoring the numbers in order to create propaganda rather than get a real check on the public pulse. Similarly, the election betting was dominated by wishful thinking instead of smart predictions. Anyone unclouded by bias saw him with good odds of winning because he was a populist candidate in a chaotic time who was playing for the electoral college while Hillary was a deeply divisive cunt whose strategy was playing to her base instead of trying to pull in votes in places necessary to actually win the election.

>> No.17775595

DAX IN THE RED

>> No.17775597

>>17775560
the announcement that Trump has Coronavirus

>> No.17775598
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17775598

Markets have been weird today. But if there's no dead-cat today then that means Monday won't be so bad and next week there might be a little recovery.

>> No.17775602

Anon all my brothers friends are calling him, some dude made like 500 today. Should i bet against disney? Their movies are getting cancelled left and right

>> No.17775603
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17775603

>> No.17775605

YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME TO GO BULL TODAY AHHHHHH

>> No.17775606
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17775606

>>17775544
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17775607

https://www.investing.com/news/economy/breaking-trump-to-declare-national-emergency-on-coronavirus-2109848

what's the word

>> No.17775608

>>17775544
God I hope so I can't stop coming to this fucking thread.

>> No.17775609

C'mon SOXS, go green already

>> No.17775610

>>17775544
JUST LIKE BINANCE LAST SUMMER

>> No.17775611

>FDJT is going to speak
>DOW begins to drop

kek.

>> No.17775613

Is it worth holding SQQQ over the weekend or should I dump this today?

>> No.17775614

>>17775532
uironically true. bought calls ty

>> No.17775615

>>17775602
Yes

>> No.17775619

>>17775544
SAUCE MOTHERFUCKER I'LL HAVE TO CLOSE MY POSITIONS IF YOU'RE RIGHT

>> No.17775622
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17775622

>>17775605
No we didn't.

>> No.17775624

>>17775544
according to what?

>> No.17775628
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17775628

why is the market crash such a problem? isn't the stock market more or less based mostly on hype/speculation, and everyone has been saying stocks are way overpriced/overbought/whatever you want to call it, for years now?

isn't this basically just stocks coming back down to earth, instead of going to hell? like, isn't this just stocks being way overpriced and returning to a reasonable price as the bubble bursts? is everyone just mad because muh boomers? but then, haven't boomers been enjoying 10 years of gains so this crash doesn't really hurt them too much and they're just gonna keep DCA'ing anyways?

i don't get it.

>> No.17775630

>DAX
NEGATIVE
>DAX
NEGATIVE

>OIL
NEGATIVE
>OIL
NEGATIVE

>> No.17775632
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17775632

The Bear has the Teutons
The Saxons are next

>> No.17775639
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17775639

>>17775519
>>17775573
Speaking of the repo schedule......

LOOK AT HOW THIS SHIT BLEW UP

Compare to the previous schedule yesterday in >>17775573

>> No.17775643
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17775643

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-wirecard-accounting/kpmg-audit-finds-no-manipulation-in-wirecards-financial-statements-idUSKBN20Z3UI

thoughts on wirecard??

>> No.17775644

250 HAS BEEN BREACHED
I REPEAT 250 HAS BEEN BREACHED

>> No.17775646

ALMOST NEGATIVE

>> No.17775651

SUB 1% AGAIN

>> No.17775656
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17775656

>>17775557
>Leave me alone I know what I'm doing
ANIMAL

>> No.17775657
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17775657

>>17775574

>> No.17775659

Just sold 30% of my portfolio.

This weekend will not be pleasant, I'll buy back in monday.

>> No.17775661

WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING RED WTF

>> No.17775660

>>17775615
What if i lose money and disney goes up, are the bears lying?

>> No.17775665
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17775665

These damn CNBC "experts"

>We're now near the numbers of historical recessions
>We think it's been priced in
>Maybe another 5% to go, but it's a good time to buy in.
And these are people who invest other people's money
How far removed from reality can you be? 5% to go?
Yeah good luck with that. It might even pull that 5% down today.

>> No.17775668
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17775668

R E D
E
D

>> No.17775672
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17775672

>AMD as fucking volatile as crypto

>> No.17775673

>>17775628
Because me, you and everybody else is going to get fucked hard in the process.

>> No.17775674

I'm betting on announcement of a payroll pause incoming.

>> No.17775677

>>17775613
>The SQQQ is meant to be held intraday and is not a long-term investment, where expenses and decay will quickly eat into returns.

>> No.17775679

>>17775613
>holding an inverse leveraged ETF

>> No.17775681

>>17775646
WE GOING NEGATIVE BOIIIS

>> No.17775684
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17775684

>>17775574

>> No.17775685

>>17775628
can't make Trump look bad now can we?
Can't let the banks default from fucked up financial policy again now can we?
Throw the proles under the bus and steal their savings to bail out the 1%.

>> No.17775688

>>17775613
Wondering this too. I bought yesterday like a tard but I'll take a $50 loss

Then again I got nothing to lose, might just buckle down for the ride

>> No.17775687

>>17775622
someone posted a bull meme at me earlier and i fell for it

>> No.17775689
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17775689

>dow +1%

>> No.17775690

>>17774921
Syy, but will probably tank more as less go to restaraunts

>> No.17775692

>>17775639
Fucking ridiculous, the Fed needs to be burned down

>> No.17775693

>>17774970
oils to volatile with shit getting worse.

>> No.17775694

>>17774830

trump talking is borderline market manipulation

every time he speaks it dumps

>> No.17775698
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17775698

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
>500 BILLION PRICED IN WITH NO EFFECT
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
>500 BILLION PRICED IN WITH NO EFFECT
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
>500 BILLION PRICED IN WITH NO EFFECT

3pm NO MORE SHORTING ALLOWED AND NYC LOCKDOWN MARK MY WORDS

>> No.17775699

MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17775702
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17775702

>>17775477
Subject is Corona. He is trying to steer attention away from the stock markets.

>> No.17775703

UP 3K ON SOXL

>> No.17775706
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17775706

Gonna drop my SQQQ and SRTY positions if we hit circuit breakers, I can't risk holding that shit for a week of market closure

I am officially spooked

Buy guacamole stocks

>> No.17775707

>>17775672
I feel retarded for buying amd at 41. Apparently mama Su sold her shares too. Fucking bearish

>> No.17775708

>>17775679
>>17775677
im holding it two weeks already
fuck the police

>> No.17775710

>etrade notifications
>my ridiculously low buys are executing
oh fuck

>> No.17775711
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17775711

Everything's going to be fine you dumb faggots. This is just autistic panic brought on by social media and terrible news. Everything will be back to normal in a month or so

>> No.17775719
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17775719

Can't even get a green day after one of the biggest drops in history

>> No.17775726

>>17775706
There will not be a week of market closure, the NYSE says that if they need to close the floor then electronic trading will still continue.

>> No.17775727
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17775727

dat pump

>> No.17775731
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17775731

Jumping like motherfucker from 1 to 0,5 and back.

Its amazing

>> No.17775732

>>17775706
Pussy.

>> No.17775734
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17775734

It's a red day bulltards.

>> No.17775737

>>17775665
CNBC deserves to be sued by the SEC, Jim Cramer scammed people hard in 2008

>> No.17775736
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>>17775706
Stop being a pussy, I was down almost 1k after hours last night and now I'm back in the green

>> No.17775739

>>17775698
can a president actually do that?

>> No.17775741

>>17775679
>>17775677
y'all say that but anyone who bought SQQQ last Friday made mad fucking money on Monday

>> No.17775742

>>17775707
I'm HODLing AMDbro, I'm going to watch them recover.

>> No.17775744

>>17775711
le empty bread

>> No.17775745

BULLS ARE TRYING TO HOLD IT AT 250

THEY CAN TRY!

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>>17775708

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>>17775710
cancel that shit

>> No.17775755

>>17775674
Wouldn't payroll pause require congressional approval? If that's the case no chance in hell with a dem house.

>> No.17775757
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17775757

>DAX down 12% yesterday
>Continued to fall today

Not even a dead cat day

>> No.17775766

>>17775674
US presidents are prohibited by the constitution from deciding that themselves

>> No.17775769

>>17775739
President can order seizure of gold, you bet your ass he can do that.

>> No.17775770

>>17775679
The gains would outweigh the fees... probably

>> No.17775773

>>17775660
They were down to like 85 dollars yesterday man, I have a put on them, and ya if you play options you might lose money, its risk vs reward.

But think, all their parks are closed, all their movie releases pushed back, their biggest audience China was just under a 2 month quarantine

use common sense with these things, I think theyre going to go down right now

>> No.17775774

>>17775711
>have heard this for 3 months now lol

>> No.17775775

>>17775673
how so? take AMD for example, they're still gonna be a company that exists, they're still gonna sell stuff, they were just part of this whole speculative bubble. doesn't mean they can't pay off their debt, doesn't mean they aren't going to continue to make products which they sell which bring in revenue. this is the case for loads of companies, disney is still gonna make movies and merchandise, mcdonalds still gonna make burgers, etc, that isn't really changing. sure revenue might go down in the short term but it'll be fine in the medium-long term.

i guess my main point is that there is a disconnect between the actual value of companies and their stock price. and with that being the case, overvalued stocks coming back to a more reasonable value, maybe even cheaper than that, is actually good for us. it isn't reflective of the companies going out of business or something, it's just reflective of people selling the speculative stock, you know what i mean?

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>>17775707

fuck off ive been holding since 48

>> No.17775787

>>17775742
I'm stuck holding too because I don't want the 90 day gay ass penalty.

>> No.17775788

>>17775706
The stock market can run by itself nowadays bro. Where have you been the past 20 years?

>> No.17775789

>>17775741
I HAD FIFTY FUCKING $29 CALLS

I COULD HAVE MADE $32K

still made a profit but FUCK

>> No.17775791

My put almost doubled and triggered my sell point like 10 minutes what the fuck

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17775792

>>17775757
>dax30 is +0.05%

>> No.17775793

Why aren’t you buying up $1 calls for GUSH on 9/18 you only have to spend. They’re on sale and easy to pickup right now.

>> No.17775795

come on baby go red big sell off!

>> No.17775799

3 PM Trump is going to announce that the Covid-19 has been contained and everything is going to be fine!

>> No.17775800
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>>17775702
i see it

>> No.17775803

Bolsonaro saying that media are lying

>https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1238491455200649219
>https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1238491455200649219
>https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1238491455200649219

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17775805

>circuit breaker gets hit again today

>> No.17775820

>>17775781
:*(

>> No.17775821

>>17775803
>OH NO NO NO ITS FAKE NEWS IM NOT SICK ITS JUST A FLU BROS

>> No.17775826 [DELETED] 

>>17775745
What's at 250?

>> No.17775828

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>> No.17775829

There's no way it can go negative. It is literally impossible with the start it had today. I won't accept it actually falling that hard.

>> No.17775833

btw what the hell is happening to silver?

>> No.17775834

>Drump is going to speak and die from corona virus on air

SELL!

>> No.17775835

>>17775217
No shit. Finally got my cash yesterday but hesitated and then stocks went up this morning.

>> No.17775836

IM THINKKING ABOUT THE NOISE A STUKA MAKES BROS

>> No.17775839

>>17775803
based retard

>> No.17775840

>>17775757
Should I buy puts?

>> No.17775845

>>17775685
what im saying has nothing to do with that. i don't really view the market price of stocks as a true indicator of a company's actual worth, but rather people speculating on what they think it should be worth. it's tied to how people feel about things (right now: panic) instead of any real, objective data that it is tied to.

the only people mad right now are people who bought at the top and hodl'd like idiots.

>> No.17775848

Trump just do it. Crash the market with no survivors. PLEASE

>> No.17775849

>>17775826
SPY

>> No.17775855

>>17775826
SPY, it just got breached

>> No.17775857

ALMOST THERE

>> No.17775864
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>> No.17775865

>>17775840
sorry anon, your chance was earlier this morning

>> No.17775867

>>17775677
I almost sold yesterday at close, kind of wish I did just to buy in this morning. Idk, if that conference hits the markets hard it will work out.

>> No.17775868

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

>> No.17775869
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o7dkC8XWJ4

>> No.17775870
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1 TRILLION DOLLAR PUMP CHUMP

>> No.17775871

>>17775706
Poor weak fool. I just broke even for the day already

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>>17775840
I see this weekend as a media induced panic with the top stories being empty grocery stores leading to a bloodbath on monday.

>> No.17775874

>>17775829
just wait til trump coofs on camera again :)

>> No.17775877
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>>17775857
Dont stop bby

>> No.17775878

>>17775793
Fuck it I bought one

>> No.17775884

>DAX touched red
Europe is a meme as usual.

>> No.17775890
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17775890

>dow +0.57%
today we recover yesterday losses

>> No.17775895
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17775895

PUTS:
>DAL
>LUV
>AAL
>UAL
>DIS
>SIX
>SEAS
>FUN
>XLY

BUY:
>LACK
>PASS
>SOXS
>TECS
>FAZ
>SQQQ
>SPXU

>> No.17775899

STOP DUMPING YOU PIECE OF SHIT FED

>> No.17775901

>>17775870
only 80 billion has been accepted

>> No.17775907

>>17775865
ah alright, Its ok my Japan shorts are doing good

>> No.17775908

WHY ARE GERIATRIC BOOMERS AND THE FED PUMPING THIS SHIT UP

>> No.17775909

>>17775890
Hey are you certain it will keep up? I'm legitimately scared it could go down.

>> No.17775910 [DELETED] 

>>17775833
Is it possible to buy silver options?

>> No.17775912

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr lol

>> No.17775913

>>17775793
because they'll be 75% cheaper monday?

>> No.17775914

>>17775707
> Apparently mama Su sold her shares too.

Mama Su is always selling her shares. That isn't an indicator for anything.

Did anything happen in the last hour to warrent this kind of drop?

>> No.17775915
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17775915

>that based powell pump

>> No.17775920
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17775920

I couldn't resist. Over $1500 in less than 24 hours.

>> No.17775931

How many of you trade based on FA vs. TA? I'm looking at these anons saying they're buying "good companies" and hodl'ing regardless of the dump and just shaking my fucking head. People really do this?

>> No.17775935

Another fake pump. Next leg down to negatives

>> No.17775939

Powell pumps have just become Powell stalls to break the plummeting

>> No.17775940

>>17775895
you forgot puts on APPL

>> No.17775943

>>17775687
Explain for one single moment what could possible have gotten you to think that we'd see a bull market today.
Literally how would it be possible in your peabrained opinion?

>> No.17775945

>>17775773
Im new to this, i dont wanna do outs they are too complicated. Im gonna buy stockm and hold it until this gets sorted out.

>> No.17775947

>>17775793
i dunno, that 1:40 split screws you a bit there. might make some money though.

>> No.17775948

I'm down 15% on leveraged bull etfs WTF?

>> No.17775950

>>17775907
good, my entire portfolio is in ewj puts. they will cancel the olympics soon. well make money together anon

>> No.17775952

>>17775908
They've revived word from their brokers that this is now officially a "bear market"

>> No.17775954
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>> No.17775962

>>17775931
FA with leverage :^)

>> No.17775968

THIS PUMP IS GAY

>> No.17775969

>>17775910
SLV

>> No.17775975
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>>17775829
>I won't accept

>> No.17775976

>>17775793
I'm going to buy $800 worth of GUSH on Monday.

>> No.17775982

>Started the day off down $5,300
>Now only down $820
Fucking hell I love options.

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17775991

>stop powell please

>> No.17775994

>>17775914
The whole market is dipping like this right now. I don't know what to tell you.

>> No.17775995

>>17775943
Someone posted a couple articles saying the futures looked really great and that we had hit the bottom after such a low day yesterday. TV analysts were saying similar things so I thought it would recover.

>> No.17775996

>>17775950
I might buy more then I didnt even think about that

>> No.17775997
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17775997

aaaaaaaaaaaand... wallah! Bulls are back in charge!

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F going down again

>> No.17776001

put orders ready for the daily fake and gay pump @ 3:30

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>>17775510

>> No.17776008

>>17775544
FUUUUUUCK

>> No.17776012

oof there comes the communist market manipulation pump

>> No.17776014

>>17775994
>I don't know what to tell you.

Looks like the FED money ran out then.

Oh well.

>> No.17776015

>>17775948
Beta slippage, liquidity issues fuck rebalancing.
>buying synthetic ETFs in a dying financial market

>> No.17776016

>>17775948
Senpai, never stay that long on leveraged ETFs, you should do some better risk management and just quit if you're like 10% down, accept you fugged up and wait for a new trade opportunity. Sometimes waiting solves it but most of the time you are left bag holding for days waiting to recoup what you lost and you miss out on 100 better trades in that time.

>> No.17776018

>>17775931
i trade based on how normies will react

>> No.17776020
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how is this not market manipulation?

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I am going to drive over and kill everyone at the FED

>> No.17776023

>>17775997
Lol wait 10 minutes retard it's a pattern at this point already

>> No.17776026

>>17775910
Well I guess. But not sure. God damn. Silver is down like 7% just today.

>> No.17776027

>>17776004
based

>> No.17776029

>>17775995
I dont even know how to reply to that.
Dont listen to these retards, dont fall for the memes.

>> No.17776032

here we go

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17776037

>dax30 negative

>> No.17776041
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>>17775829
>telling the market what it should be doing
>not letting the market tell you what you should be doing

my fucking sides, bro. why not just short on the way down, go long on the way up? why is this SO HARD FOR YOU DUMB FUCKS TO UNDERSTAND???? ITS NOT THAT HARD STOP BEING RETARDED WHY DO YOU HURT YOURSELF LIKE THIS, DO YOU HATE MONEY???

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>>17776004
NICE!

>> No.17776046

>>17775995
The only reason futures looked great was because Aussies went ball crazy after their Yang Bucks and all the future retards bought into their bounce.

>> No.17776050

HERE'S THE PUMP

>> No.17776052

>>17776020
do you think (((they))) play fair buddy?

>> No.17776057

>>17776020
It is.
They just don't give a shit, because what are you going to do about it?

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>>17776021

>> No.17776069

>>17776020
Jesus stop bitching about these mild spikes on a massive downtrend. It happens all the time, it's mostly algos.

>> No.17776071

>>17776057
>>17776052
why don't we report the FED to the SEC?

>> No.17776077

>if we just pour fake money into it everyone won’t be on mandatory quarantine anymore and China is just fine

>> No.17776080

>he sold?

>> No.17776082
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I can't wait for the afternoon pump and then the end of day dump. We will be red at close and Monday is going to be a bloodbath after a weekend of news stories about people panic buying toilet paper.

>> No.17776083

>>17775995
Honestly it isn't that far fetched imo. How much more can people panic about Corona?

>> No.17776084

>>17776065
the tabs always make me giggle

>> No.17776086
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hahaha
brrrrrrrrrrrr
hahahahaha
brrrrrrrrrrrr
hahahaha
brrrrrrrrrrrr
haha I push the button and the money comes out
brrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.17776088

FUCK THE FED

>> No.17776097
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17776097

Federal Reserve System.

>> No.17776098

>>17775915
Fucking pump and dumps. If I wanted to play with manipulated markets, I'd trade crypto.

>> No.17776104

it wants to fall folks! i say, you know what i say - let it fall! it all comes tumbling down! my good friend asuka told me the same thing just the other day...

>> No.17776107

>>17776083
Gee maybe there’s only 2000 cases in the west and it’ll only get worse

>> No.17776112

Any actual news sources on the FED pumping shit or are we just going based on price action?

>> No.17776129

>>17776112
The FED is always at fault

>> No.17776130

>>17776112
it's just a meme

>> No.17776132

What should I lock in for the weekend pump?

>> No.17776137

Literally all you have to do is buy oil cheapies, close ur eyes for 6 months and ur rich

>> No.17776138

FAGGOTS
EATING
DICKS

>> No.17776140

What were you expecting?
Nobody was going to hold this bag through the weekend, by Monday Europe will have the militaries mowing down toilet paper rioters.

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>>17776112
Does this look natural to you?

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>>17775995

all the news does is parrot what the charts are showing, you would know more about the market than they do in most cases.

If its a red day, everyone is panic mode, and "experts" tell you to do this or that and protect your assets

next day its green and all the "experts" are telling you to rush and buy and corona is a nothing burger

The truth is always in the middle.

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https://www.marketwatch.com/articles/italys-banks-will-struggle-under-the-coronavirus-outbreak-warns-fitch-51584112889?mod=mw_latestnews
EUROPE IS GOING TO SINK WORLD ECONOMY
(First lockdown in germany and its over)

>> No.17776153

>>17776082
This weekend is going to be shit. We will start seeing cities getting borderline shut down, world leaders getting sick. It's going to be bad.

I'm almost all in cash now, waiting for this thing to bottom out before buying back in. And no I'm not gambling on puts over the weekend like a degenerate.

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>>17775931
Don't worry, guy. Cramer says it's time to buy!!

>> No.17776158

>>17776132
Trump is going to speak, get ready for the dump.

>> No.17776159

>>17776142
Yes

>> No.17776163

>>17776107
Isn't it just a bad cold though for most people? I know everyone memes on it but it legitimately doesn't do jackshit except for the very few dinosaurs who get it.

>> No.17776166

Nikkei is fucking dying.
https://youtu.be/8bhYHwtEMJM

>> No.17776171

>everything green
>VIX has massive gains
uhh, this isn't normal, is it?

>> No.17776173

why do stocks go down on their ex-dividend date?
everyone is happily holding on to their stocks then some guys decide to sell it down for fun?

>> No.17776174

>>17776020
It's not going to last, buddy. Don't worry. This is the day of the Bear.

>> No.17776180

>>17776107
Dude it's a super infectious disease that's like the flu, the case numbers are bound to go up. Seriously what hurt the market was everything coming to a close. This whole reaction will be remembered in history for how retarded people behaved right now, seriously stocking up on literally a year supply of toilet paper? Like even if society fully collapses how the fuck are you going to go around carrying that much tp?

>> No.17776182

>>17776145
More money for me

>> No.17776183

>>17776171
Markets opened green and are now falling into red.

>> No.17776187

>>17776082
I think you mean news stories about people getting killed fighting to panic buy toilet paper

>> No.17776191

Is this mini pump a good buy-in for SPXU/SQQQ

>> No.17776192
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Elections in England postponed for a year

It's happening

>> No.17776200

Any chance of US banning shorting too?

>> No.17776204

>>17776157
bruh all those talking heads.
it will be a buy signal when they will be saying SAVE YOUR MONEY ITS OVER

>> No.17776206

Looks like the money printer jammed again

>> No.17776216

>>17776071
based do it

>> No.17776219

GLOBAL DOW IS RED.

>> No.17776221

>>17776166
We know, short Japan, then with all the money you make travel there and find a cutie to marry

>> No.17776229
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JEROME YOUR PRINTER BROKE. FIX IT PLEASE, IM GETTING WORRIED.

>> No.17776230
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>>17776130
>just a meme
https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/repo-reverse-repo-agreements/repurchase-agreement-operational-details#monthly-summary

>> No.17776233

>>17776082
have any nogs killed each other over tp yet?

>> No.17776235

>>17776163
Boomers are the ones that control this economy, put two dots together and you will see why it's a big deal, consider that there is a huge amount of fat americans and smokers who are also vulnerable to the virus so expect the numbers to go up once they catch it and start dropping like flies.

>> No.17776243

>>17776204
My wife's FB friends are talking about getting rich shorting stocks.. I'm about to exit my shorts.

>> No.17776247

>>17776157
>how can you not start buying here
Maybe because we're pace for becoming Italy next week? What a fucking idiot. Open your eyes you deluded fucking nerd.

>> No.17776248

>>17776173
Think about it long and hard. You should be able to solve the riddle.

>> No.17776255

>>17776249
new
>>17776249
new
>>17776249
new
>>17776249
new

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>>17776206
Lmao that or everyone at the FED is taking a power nap

>> No.17776261

>>17776192
Nice meal gaylord

>> No.17776263
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JEROME I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT IN THE BAG

>> No.17776273

>>17776200
they should ban selling only buying allowed
bears btfo

>> No.17776284

>>17776183
oh shit, I didn't even notice we were already at the point where the EOD dump started yesterday

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>all these retards shocked and crying it's still on a downward trend
Obviously it is. And that's good you fucking dipshits.

>> No.17776304

>>17776243
Fucking sign to get out of being a bear.

>> No.17776322

>>17776171
vix will be triple digits next week. this shit is insane.

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>>17775156
>what if the sky was blue haha
what if indeed

>> No.17776384

>>17776158
He's going blast canada and mexico because their countries are fucking up. Then announce more border closures and that we're firing up the ovens to incinerate the dead.

>> No.17776458

>>17775185
Why do these jews act like a president is some kind of an emperor whenever there’s a crisis

>> No.17776565

>>17776192
Where's the beef you batty boy?

>> No.17776647

>>17775484
Come on dude. Trump is fucking obese.

>> No.17776774

>>17774945
FUCK

>> No.17776806

>>17774972
AGREED

>> No.17776836

>>17774972
No way Trump is gonna say something like that.
He'll say
>I SURVIVED the chinese coronavirus.

>> No.17777002

>>17774945
holy fuck....


its game over.

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>>17775519
>>17775573
>>17775639
NEW UPDATE
>>17776908