/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17774534
>3pm
Probably positive considering it's not after hours

Loading up on more SQQQ as we speak.

Just when things go up he somehow busts through the wall like the Kool-aid man and makes them go down even further

>>17774534
Sorry but Corn Pop and Socialist Jew don't stand a chance against him.

He's going to announce that he has the Wuhan Flu.

TRUMP:
So, what do we do about this corona situation?

EXPERTS:
Well we have to...blablabla

TRUMP:
Huh? Sorry was tweeting to North Korea, say that again?

EXPERTS:
...We have to blablablabla

TRUMP:
Zzzzz...

>>17774534
he is going to announce that he has tested positive, or he is going to lie and say that he is fine

either way it will soon become public knowledge one way or another that the US president and many other heads of state are infected with covid-19, and are almost all in the high risk categories

if you think yesterday was bad for markets you haven't seen SHIT

>>17774607
Thanks, reddit

>>17774562
What? That's a bearish flag. People selling puts early today who thought it would tank all day are going to be sad. After 3 is more money for bears to make until close. Next week I'm going to retire

>>17774607
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNOW RIGHT CHEETO STUPID RIGHT??

>>17774534
>oh fuck

>>17774534
Kek it’s already crashing again

>>17774534
So the sale starts at 3? IM gonna buy Disney. They are tanking really hard right now.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HE'S GOING TO ANNOUNCE THAT CHINA UNLEASHED A BIOLOGICAL WEAPON UPON THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's going to announce he has the virus and will be hospitalized for several weeks.

And stonks will go up.

who isn't selling their positions now? too much of a gamble with this man

>>17774662
Based retard

>>17774662
>expecting a narcisstic compulsive liar to be honst

Kek wew lad pal, bud

>>17774607
DRRRRRUMPFFF

>>17774662
>He dies
Oh no what will we do without pillar of confidence and prudence, Donald John Trump.

>>17774534

He got vaccine.

>>17774796
i don't really expect him to offer this information up willingly, but you never know

however i do think he will be forced out of power very soon. everybody knows he is not fit for this moment, i'm sure his administration realizes it as well

>>17774534
The fire rises

>>17774607
wandered in from r*ddit, eh?

He's probably going to announce the Israeli "vaccine" just released and that we all need to get it

>>17774534
When will he start tweeting *ahem* before his conferences.

>>17774607

Be about kike feds bailing people out and muh vaccines that won't help

Trump has corona. Mark my words

dink dink
*coof*
My fellow Americans

>>17774607
I don't know anon, they seem alike.. Tump's up to something..

>>17774669
This but unironically

>>17774584
must be tough knowing that most people don't see the world the way you do.

This temporarily hurts his standing but things will settle back down in summer. Biden is the lamest of lame duck candidates to run against in an incumbent year, way worse than Romney and Kerry, dude can't even put a sentence together without forgetting where he is and the support is begrudging even within his own party.

Trump has shown serious turnout potential in a meaningless primary thus far. With one dud of a candidate and one polarizing incumbent with a stout and inspired base I'm still saying it's 80% Trump re-election.

If you're going to bet the election I say get your money on Trump BEFORE the debates because that is where Biden's stock is going to tank dramatically. Guy couldn't handle softball pressure from his own party mates, now he's going against the biggest stage bulldog American politics have seen thus far.

>>17775096
Trump's core is solid and will turn out reliably, however I don't think he can demotivate enough people who want him out this time around, even with Biden running, who has no enthusiastic support. I think the desire to get Trump out will overcome everything else.

>>17774662
YES, Trump slowly suffocating would not only make my day but also completely trash the market. Bring it on, I have money ready.

>>17774979
HAHA CRAIG IS JUST LIKE MR. DONALDD TRUMPS SIRS XXXDDDDD buy now

>>17775283
>implying Trump's presence isn't contributing to the market going down

>>17775229

> I think the desire to get Trump out will overcome everything else.

The Democratic Party has serious turnout issues within their voting base, which is why they run "get out the vote" programs every cycle. They're going to be reaaaallly hard pressed to get people to turn out in battlegrounds for a senile fogey whose only message is "Beat Trump", people tend to vote for someone more than against someone. But yeah this is speculation, we will see, I'm willing to put my money where my analysis is though. It's easy to get confused in a media landscape that is dominated by liberal, NYC and LA outfits where the election is won in Florida and the heartland.

>>17775096
By November, 5% of his voters over 60 will be dead, 10% of his voters over 70, and 20-40% of his voters 80+.

But maybe he'll get lucky and the younger crowd will stay home for the second wave of COVID19 when it hits in the Fall.

>>17774607
*gives gold award*

>>17775363

And I know this comparison is a little tired at this point but this does draw parallels with the Brexit situation. Right after the vote (which wasn't supposed to happen), and for the next 3 years, globalist media and politicians ran constant messaging about how it was a mistake, and "everyone totally regrets it", trotted out polls showing strong favor for Remain, stalled any further talks and trade agreements as well as the actual Brexit date itself. All this did was sow DEEPER resentment and resolve in the neglected population, and they came back with an absolute smackdown of Remainer politicians in the follow up vote, the worst since 1935.

I'm banking on an "unexpected" (by the media) Trump win by 400 electoral votes, and I think he gets states like Minnesota this time. He only needs a popular vote edge of like 500,000 to pull that off and his campaign has been working margin states hard.

>>17774607
TRUMP:
So, what do we do about this corona situation?

EXPERTS:
well we have to...blablabla

TRUMP:
Huh? Sorry couldn't hear you over this money printer

PRINTER:
BBBRBRBbrbrbrbBRBRBBRbrbrbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrBRBrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbBBRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>17774607
go back pleb

>>17774534
he's going to declare national emergency so yes, he's about to fuck us again

>>17774607
ORANGE MAN BAD!!!!!!!

>>17774607
Based newfag leftist cringe merchant

Why do people think the president controls what the Fed does?

>>17775475
Probably a sound analysis if all other things were held equal.

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>>17774664

FUCK THE POLITICAL ANALYSIS IS THIS BEARISH OR BULLISH????

>>17775762

Bearish. He just declared a national emergency and the bump is gone for today.

>>17775541
Shut the fuck up low iq incel, take your partisan hack goggles off. He butchered us with his response to this. Jfc kill yourself

>>17774809
This faggot has a middle name?

>>17775780
Did he declare that or did some reporter just tweet that he will do so?

>>17774607
Trump two weeks ago:
On Wednesday, in front of a packed White House briefing room, President Trump told the country there were only 15 cases of coronavirus in the US, and “within a couple days [it is] going to be down to close to zero.”

>>17775007
Right.

Don't worry brah, Bernie is gonna sweeeeeep

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Get woke, go Broke.

In all seriousness though, if you think Biden can debate the orange and not be absolutely defenestrated go get a test, the virus went to your brain.

>If you don;t like it you can go vote for the other Biden for senate

>>17774534
>isn't he
yup

STATE OF EMERGENCY AHHHHHHHH

>>17775958
reporters

>>17774534
He is going to announce that the US found a cure/antidote.

>>17774534

China sends her regards.

>>17775007
Oh they will soon enough commie.

>>17774607
Look at all these triggered Trump cucks. >>17774664 # >>17774669 # >>17774799 # >>17774860 # >>17774916 # >>17774979 # >>17775466 # >>17775511 # >>17775541 # >>17775579 # >>17775963 #

Just admit it. Trump took the credit for the market and now boomers who voted for him have their entire pensions to zero gains since he started. Not only he fucked the situation, he actually is incompetent when he addresses about the situation. You can't even take what he says seriously and have to wait for someone else after him to correct him.. he's an absolute joke. If Trumpcucks weren't such NPC simps they would be able to see it but they're just another "RED TEAM GOOD. BLUE TEAM BAD."

>>17776144

If the US landed the vaccine first and got it into mass production that would be a based W

Would totally BTFO China

>>17774534
He going to save the market by letting everyone get infected and die.

>>17774534
NO I JUST BOUGHT WHAT THE FUCK

>>17776188
BASTE

>>17776188
Why the fuck are you even here? Judging by your over use of formatting and recycled old memes you're clearly some fucking redditor.

>>17775713

HOLY BASED

>>17774534
Isn't this after the stocks trading in US stops? And there is no trading during the weekend, right? Fucking jewish piece of shit, do it before if you have the balls cunt.

>We are going to print trillions of dollars and give it to rich people who will then turn around and lay you off
>It's not communism because we are redistributing the money to the rich and not the poor
>haha brrrrrrrrr

>>17774666
I hope you make it.

>Why the fuck are you even here? Judging by your over use of formatting and recycled old memes you're clearly some fucking redditor

>>17774534
He's announcing a state of emergency. It's over. Everyone is going to die

>>17774534
Is that EST?
I hope not, not sure I can get out of everything before that. Reassurance talk from Trump = Markets dump.

>>17776188
Nigger.

>>17776747

>>17774664
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>>17774799

>if you say something i dont like you are reddit
why are /pol/tards so god damn niggerish

>>17776573
its Trump
a wise man might assume, if this fuckers primed to speak, its time to dump already. If it was in any good, he'd have blabbed already on Twitter. The only positive might be his test results

>Nigger.

>>17776188
based beyong limits
drumpf cucks btfo eternally

>>17776363
>NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION NOOOO THIS IS MY CYRCLE JERK GOOOO AWAY PLS GOOOOO AWAY PLLLLS NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAA

>Based newfag leftist cringe merchant

>>17776188
Based , drumpf bullied powell to not fixing obama era shit just to attempt to reach 4% gdp growth and now the fed is out of ammo.

Instead of fixing shit chetto man was 100% keynsian even more than fucking obama perhaps.
On top of that his reserve currency wet dream (and mnuchin) is about to put the world in a massive deflationary crisis they can't fucking fix now , because printing money in this crisis may end up causing serious inflation in food since nobody is going to use their money for vacations or industrial goods anytime soon with this virus shit.

They have truly shoot themselves in the foot , not that the left is better tough.

>>17776772
when you look into the abyss left by the big black dicks they seem to be so fascinated bout, you will slowly turn into what you so much hate, love and hate are the same thing really - Donald Trump

>>17776767
Nigger.

>>17776573
Its an hour before which would seem to indicate they arent sure how the news will be taken
Bearish would be today after hours, bullish would've been this morning or sunday night.

>>17776676
God i hope so i loaded up on puts during the green today, on top of my existing huge uvxy weekend hold

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>>17776924

Who gets a global pandemic dropped on their plate? Not easy to foresee. At least the Fed got up to 2% and was unwinding their balance sheet.

>>17777483
>Dow Joans
The President of the United States, ladies and gentlemen

>>17777559
>2%
Whoa, its fucking nothing.
Gonna be -2% by may to drag us out of the next depression.

>>17777618

Sorry it was 0% for 6 fucking years because somebody was fine with living on borrowed time

>>17777483
Unfortunately that one is fake, but I can post real ones all day.

>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/522394479429689344?s=20

CRASHING THE ENTIRE WORLD FINANCE WITH NO SURVIVORS

I'll gladly trade 1 year of bull market and working from home for awhile, if it means China gets sent back to the fucking stone age and the communists get absolutely demolished. Fuck 'em.

>>17777591
Thats a fake tweet you retards

>>17774607
YO LIL DONNIE

>>17774534
Who else thinks he's going to ban interstate travel.

>>17778075
>Who else thinks he's going to ban interstate travel.
Jesus I fucking hope so.

>>17774607
>all the seething (You)s
DRUNPF BTFO

>>17778036
the very fact of its utter believe-ability speaks volumes. But fuck it, and against my better judgement I'll declare ceasefire and an open mind, till 3 o clock. Its gonna be more of the same ole shitshow tho

>>17777942
Do not disobey cz

>>17774607
How do I give this gold?

>>17778149
>it's not real but I believed it so that counts
Come on now

>>17778262
To be fair he is right. I had to check if its real so he has a point

What is ETA on his speech ? No idea what timezone that will be

>>17774534
Get ready for sub $1 LINK

All of the “you had two years” fags are going to have to sit back and cry while I load up a massive bag without having to waste all this time holding

>>17778729
USA time zone you fucking retard

>>17778822
which one of them?

>>17778729
Nother 1:35 I think

>>17778729
3PM EST

>>17778839
All time zones are the US of A. When he speaks your news will air it.

>>17778822
2 and a half hours probably, that's 3pm for the white house time zone.

>>17778839
The one in the USA, get a load of this fucking clown

>>17778075

He should just ban the West Coast since they're probably 10x as infected as the rest of the country at this point.

>>17778903
1.5 hours

so basically trump declaring a national emergency will crash these coins, making it a great buying opportunity? I'm in

>>17778900
no lol nothing in the news about it here

Friday the 13th

Is this the White House equivalent of
>Everybody settle down I have an announcement *ahem*
I wonder what he's going to say?

National Emergency is already priced in to the market.

>>17774607
Careful you upset the cult

>>17774607
Sick bait

>>17779096
He is stealing our moves!

>>17774607
I laughed

>>17776747

>>17776808
>The only positive might be his test results
Nice.

>>17778935
>1.5 hours
true, I checked for wrong White House, the one in Tennessee.

>>17774534

yup. what else is new

>>17779103
The fact that he was going to announce a national emergency seems to have been leaked to the press, presumably intentionally. Does this mean the news will actually be good?

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>>17774534

So if he declares national emergency,

Crypto tanks harder or no?

>>17778905
Alright, 3 pm MST it is

>>17774534
> Trump speaking
> During Normal Friday selloff
> Except it's Friday the 13th
Who fucking knows, it'll either crash moon or crab pick one and go fuck yourself

>>17774534
What's the over/under on him announcing the "National Emergency" Gun confiscation?

He has already said he likes to take the guns first, then go through the due process

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxgybgEKHHI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du4xz6Lndxk

> Nancy speaking an hour before Trump
> Their not unified
> She's either announcing deal or no deal
> If deal, why wouldn't they unify for this?

>>17779398
Guy on CNBC said this same shit right after I hit post.

>>17774607
>seething migatards from the_donald calling other people reddit
Talk about projection.

>>17774607
Kys

>>17777809
That's a big short

>>17779684
For flu

Lmao Pelosi tanked the market on her own

>>17779224
I hate kikes so that means both, faggot

>>17775963
Amongst those 15 you low functioning nigger

>>17774534
He will announce FREE GIBS to everyone until November

>>17774534
i bet hes gonna lift the travel ban again after he completely fucked me and ruined my travel plans on wednesday

>>17779233

>thinking anyone cares about this meme side quest market when the main stock market is currently in unprecedented turmoil

Can you kids fuck off for the next 2 months? The floor is yours again once the big boy world has figured this situation out

>announce state of emergency
>LINK to $0.03
>ETH to $10
>BTC to $100
>me get very very rich

>>17774534
Is there a live stream of this anywhere? I am europoor.

>>17780570
This
If BTC goes down to <3k then I'll consider buying.

>>17780523
>going through with leisure travel during this shit

Explain yourself

>>17778750
i'm so fucking ready

>>17774607
What's wrong with this?

>>17774662
They would never be honest about this kind of news. They would use "deep fake" video first. Highly likely Trump does have it. Both he and his daughter were around people confirmed to have it. /also, AIPAC. No wonder Jeff Bezos sold his stock and flew to NZ. I'll bet Fed gives the market a super good pump yet today. Trying to close on a good note. Softening the long fall.

I thought this was all just a hoax, what happened?

>>17775475
inshallah, trump 2020, fuck democrats

>>17780570
If LINK goes below $1 on Monday I will spend the ENTIRETY of my substantial tax return accumulating it

>>17775096
what if.... what if they both die of the meme virus?

>>17780773
I-it's a nothingburger, l-liberal media....

>>17774534
Where is he

HE'S DELAYING
EITHER HE'S PROTESTING HIS HANDLERS OR HE'S DEAD

>>17782448
This, also market manipulation. What a shitshow lol

HAHAHA HE DOESN"T HAVE SHIT

NO HELICOPTER MONEY FOR U GOYIM

>>17782448
idiot

>>17782967
IMPORTANLY SURPLUS

Trap card activated

>>17774607
>Trump:
So, whag do you propose to control this foreign epidemy?
>(((EXPERTS)))
>IS NOT A FOREIGN VIRUS ARE YOU RAYZIZ? IS NOT CHINK VIRUS, NOT KUNG FLU OR CORONACHAN THEY/ZER NAME IS(((COVID19)))
>Trump:
Huh? Sorry i was tweeting to North Korea
How he manages to be the best diplomat in the entire world?

T... Thank you Mr. Trump.

>>17774534
WALMART FEMA CAMP CONFIRMED!!!!

AAHHHHHHHH

I have it on good word he is going to declare national emergency. Everybody gonna go full retard over the weekend jesus fucking christ.
I hope you assholes already bought supplies.

>>17783606
nothing is happening

>global pandemic
>every European country in full panic mode
>US cases growing exponentially
>markets up 7%
Wtf, this is it. I'm gonna quit this stupid game once and for all

>>17774534
Here we go boys XD

>>17783721
stocks will literally recover all their losses by this time next year retard

its not like any pandemic lasts forever

> waived interest in student loans
HOLY SHIT

did he just waive student loans?
OIL BAILOUT??

>"NATIONAL EMERGENCY...heres a bunch of ads!"

OHNONONONONONONONONONONO
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>17783790

>pandemic passes over
>nothing happened but a free fire sale on stocks and a million dead elderly who were a drain on the economy anyway, dying and leaving their estates to active consumer beneficiaries
>tons more money in the economy
>2021 and 2022 boom years

Prepare your anguses.

>>17780697
Nothing really. Notice how none of the comments disagreeing with it do more than just ad-hominem? Hmmm.

>>17783790
I don't doubt that, but you'd think that stopping the economy would have a bigger impact than a mere 20% correction.