/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://seekingalpha.com/pr/17808270-research-frontiers-reports-fourth-quarter-and-full-year-2019-financial-results

ACCUMULATE

REFR

CHEAPIES

first for DUMP EET

WE GOT TOO COCKY !!!!

>Below 22k already
Black friday is back on menu boys

>>17772562

Stop loss raid, buy and hold long term bois

so whats the best strangle to buy today, SQQQ, SPXS, TVIX, VIIX?

>>17772547
I can hear the music immediately looking at this pic, holy fuck bros this is epic in my head

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qFDT2L5bPFI

I can’t be the only one who is starting to question this whole outbreak

im a fucking idiot

20k today?

HODL BEAR BROS
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODL

>100000 infected in ohio
either they are all in the incubation stage or this virus is a complete and utter joke considering their hospitals arent being overwhelmed

>buy the dip

hello, where is the market crash

ITS NOT GONNA HOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17772830
the doctor who did that just did ohio population*1%

DIS is falling hard here we go

>only 78B of 500B was taken yesterday
>even banks are scared
lmao

What the fuck are these specials doing?

“We got to cocky”?
Heh. I knew this would happen. Time for puts. ;)

LA ULTIMA TRAMPA
DEL TORO

>>17772830
>be american
>get sick
>can't go to hospital because it will bankrupt you

IV CRUSH CHADS RISE UP. IM NOT FUCKING SELLING

Higher lows and lower highs

Is he right, bros? Can we pull off a boomer move and load up on mega-cheapies for a massive gain?

THREAD THEME:

GO GO CIANIGGERS
DOOO DOOOO DOOO DOOOOOOOO DOOO
GO GO CIANIGGERS
DOOO DOOOO DOOO DOOOOOOOO DOOO
GO GO CIANIGGERS
YOU MOTHERFUCKING CIANIGGERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwbHW8MeHDU

>>17772860
Would you stop posting this cringy facebook-tier garbage

>AMD still at 42 like yesterday
Snibbeti snab, see you later faggots.

>>17772547
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Del3C2W63Pk
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Del3C2W63Pk
THREAD THEME

And all we trapped rag doll cloth people
We are helpless to resist
Into our darkest hour

IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT JEROME?

HAHA LIKE JUST PRINT MORE MONEY WTF ARE YOU DOING POWELL?

>>17772831
Buy cheap puts

>>17772562
Oh look, another dying stock that stupid daytrade shills promote on biz and then inevitably lose money

>don't worry bro, it's just a dip
>the fundamentals of the us economy are strong

This virus will infect millions in the US alone. Remember that. We haven't even reached the iceberg yet.

>>17772851
>implying they didn't use the 500b

PRESS D to dab on Jerome and bullcucks

>down 1.7'% in 10 minutes

>below 3.5%

Doubled down on SQQQ ($27.25), SPXU ($31.13) this morning. Most obvious bulltrap ever.

>>17772866
>be american
>go to hospital
>get tested
>get treatment
>get bill
>laugh & throw it in the trash

C'mon small pump so I can buy back in

>>17772547
THE OFFICIAL /biz/ DISCORD LINK IS:
discord gg XeY9zy
Join, we are currently talking about the the stock market and the future of cryptocurrency
Join

Its been nice knowing all of you. I just want to send this last message into cyberspace before the internet shuts down, the electricity goes out, and my cellphone battery dies. Godspeed anons.

>Lost $800 last night thanks to kike and dumb boomer futures
>Hands of Iron prevailing right now

Bear bros, it's too easy

>>17772876
I am with oil to hodl

>>17772851
Can I take 1 B and put it in SQQQ? Will pay back I swear.

YOUR PUMPS AREN'T WORKING JEROME

Bull bro's we got to cocky!

Jerome is simply charging his spirit bomb (again).
Just wait.
The green dildo was form.
That's when I blow my load.

>>17772562
accumulate REFR has been a meme for the past 50 years. Nobody falls for it anymore

Red within the hour.

What stocks should I buy?

>>17772881
See you at the job interview :) hope you have a good resume

>>17772840

>>17772830
This boomer got it on a cruise and had a fever for 8 hours. No flu-like aches and pains. Just a dry cough and felt tired. His wife was with him and didn't even get it. This thing is way overhyped as a doomsday plague.

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/coronavirus-patient-from-diamond-princess-explains-what-the-illness-feels-like-80075845933

>I don't understand why the market is bouncing up, what good news was there?
There really wasn't, Germany made some blanket statements about preventing insolvency in businesses but that was it. This is almost purely a "buy the dip" reaction to yesterday's plunge, possibly mixed with Fed pumping. Proof positive of that is Italian stocks, currently up 10% as I type this, on the basis of fuckall in terms of intrinsic value of the Italian economy and with further lockdown measures having been announced there yesterday.

Down 700+ before the first 30 minutes.

>>17772876
>You lost your life savings bro? don't worry, now is a great time to invest in your future
kek

>was up $1k on a call
>watched it and couldn't react
>dropped straight to $50 and I finally sold
holy shit, there is some real psychological shit going on

shit i need to shower and go get oilchange n stock up on weed before panic buying gets too crazy
>stores will probably be crazy by 4pm because friday, and they were nuts yesterday

fun times

>>17772743
duel of fates was epic, that plus podracing alone makes the prequels better than the other 2 trilogies

>>17772769
just about everyone has, thats why the fucking outbreak is so big in the first place nows

>>17772860
>


>>17772883
terrible theme tbqh

this is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTg6hg1miFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTg6hg1miFg

>>17772920
there is no such thing as official /biz/ discord, never has been, just like rhg and rgt never had them

Why is Europe doing better than US?
I saw some analists say its because of the ban on shorts in spain and italy, but their volume is low.

>Below 3%
Below 3%
>Below 3%
Below 3%
>Below 3%
Below 3%
>Below 3%
Below 3%
>Below 3%
Below 3%
>Below 3%
Below 3%
>Below 3%
Below 3%

ITS OVER JEROME
WHY WON'T YOU ADMIT IT?

>>17772915
Literally this. Doesn't even effect your credit score either.

under 3%
How do you fuck up this badly?

>>17772960
this dude really doesn't know what the fed even does or how interest rates work at all does he

>>17772960
>physiological disadvantage
this guy is a fucking retard

>>17772953
It's gonna be another loss. That trillion dollaridoos did nothing but delay the inevitable.

Money printer go brrrrrrrrrrrr

>>17772960
S-stimulate me, Trumpu-senpaiiiiiii

>>17772960
aka "Please save my failing market, my supporters only look at the DOW anyway"

>>17772953
Down 800 from open

CUT MY MARKET INTO PIECES

>>17772969
>this is better
meh >>17772880

>below 2.5%
below 2.5%
>below 2.5%
below 2.5%
>below 2.5%
below 2.5%
>below 2.5%
below 2.5%
>below 2.5%
below 2.5%
>below 2.5%
below 2.5%

>>17772976
The fucking fed is a necrophiliac with how hard it's pumping this corpse.

BOBO please stop.

>>17772960
holyshit this retard, is he intentionally trying to kill us all? lowering the rate will only speed up the crash

I would just like to point out to you all that it was Steve Mnuchin who called Jim Cramer yesterday morning

I'm buying the dipAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17772876
Yes.
But we're operating on a dotcom bubble time frame here.
It'll take a long ass time for any of these stocks to go back up to great heights once this depression has run it's course.
Buy at the bottom and check back in ~15 years to see these same numbers.
And that's just in the case there's still going to be cheap money in the market in the future, and who knows how the banking system changes if some big banks end up toppling over and drag down entire countries with them.
One thing is for certain, this is going to present one hell of a buying opportunity. We're far from the bottom though.
I'm calling DOW at 12k in the end.

>>17772547
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

>>17772949
so a kind of "no bad news is good news" and a bunch of retards with no foresight bought in hard?

>>17772970
because EU is small potatoes, and theve basically had 0% growth since 2008

ladies and gentlemen, we got him

>>17772960
Fuck you, you obese manchild

I got paid today. I'm willing to invest 200-500 bucks. Never invested before, what should I be looking at?
Someone elsewhere posted that I should wait for more school closures to buy.

He bought?

so this...

is the power...

of a 500 billion dollar pump...

OH NO NO NO

Sold calls right at open for 100% gain. Puts already up 20%

This turd is really going to crash when they can't pass anything through Congress or whatever comes out is limpdicked.

>every anchor just ignoring the drop
I am amazed how shitty these people in their acting. The entire of immersion that is known as the "west" is completely shattered. Capitalism is kill and commies are fags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM14QlETDcA
Buffett says buy airline stocks.

Fuck this board for suggesting this piece of shit to me

>>17773039
SQQQ

>>17773012
CRASHING THIS MARKET, WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>17772976

Friday the 13 bad my dude.

>>17773008
I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.

>>17773025
Pretty much. If we get solid bad news like Spain announcing an Italian-style national lockdown stocks will almost certainly plunge again.

>>17773039
There might be another rally later in the day, take this as an opportunity to short the market cheaply. Also never take advice from this website.

WHAT PUTS DO I BUY

I was up 9% now Im only up 7%

>>17773060
Where does he say thst

>bought another Uber put before it spiked 30 cents
Nice

>>17772876
Yep, he's right. The hard part is to identify the end of this trend .

I'm seeing over 4%

Fingers hurt from all this trading on Robin Hood. Feels good to be making money while all the pink wojaks are flowing!

Everyone calm down. Let's inhale and...

>>17773091
This, is merely the beginning.

>100pt surge in 10 seconds

Bought dax bear certs x8 right at the top today


w-when should i sell, already up 25%

>>17772960
Hello, MAGAtards?

>>17773060
Just used my life savings buying them, thanks

>>17773052
They got their asses revealed on national TV this week, all they care about is the market pumps and nothing else, outright begging for a full no holds barred government intervention 100% focused on propping up the market and nothing else in the economy or public health sector.

>>17773039
there is a few more weeks, if not months, of downwards movement. i'd wait.

>sold AMD I bought yesterday at $42 for a 1% profit just in time to load up on puts
Glad I didn't panic sell yesterday.

>>17773062
>taking investment advice from a Chinese cartoon image board

Why do people reference the DOW JONES boomer index so much instead of sp500

Why does everyone say SQQQ when the Dow has bigger swings? Wouldn’t you want SDOW?

$86.25 billion today in repo operations. There's no 2-week term repo (those are on Tue/Thu), but now in addition to the overnight there are new 1 month and 3 month repos too. Basically the Fed is throwing everything at the wall at this point.

If you listened to Mnuchin's interview this morning he confirmed that as well: Unlimited Liquidity.

>>17773052
>jim cramer saying to buy shit

uh ohhhhh

PUT THE MONEY DOWN JEROME!

>>17773026
Fair enough, so its just a bounce. Thanks anon, at least this way they dont crash the world economy with their banks

>>17773099
Go away, no one likes you

The problem is low iq in USA. Europeans could have already priced in everything, but 40% of americans don't still know the virus has nothing to do with the beer brand.

Predictions for when earnings drop?

>>17773116
>implying 99% of his voters (or any voters) know anything about the fed and markets or care at all
up good down democrats fault

F-ded... *cough* S-save me!
Print *cough* *wheeze* more!

>>17773122
Got it. Then maybe I'll just stash some paycheck $ for the next big dip. Incredibly basic question: What do you use to trade? Robinhood?

>>17773050
Senate is taking the day off today. Three day weekend during a global pandemic worsening in the homeland lol.

>>17773138
cuz papa not feelin so good
also this shit is because oil, not meme flu
that shits priced in for now

>>17773062
>taking advice on penny stocks from here
Might as well dump money into shitcoins

>>17773093
>Where does he say thst
Just hodl, or buy.

>>17773144
one share of sdow costs more than sqqq. So you can buy more sqqq. But it prob comes down to the same profit in the end idk

Was Hal Haliburton a buy or sell?

>>17773169
no bc i'm a bong so we don't have it yet. also like the other anon said dont take advice from anyone here :~)

>>17773172
>Senate is taking the day off today
thats a funny way of saying half the US govt is pozzed

What did I tell y'all about us hitting the bottom yesterday? Should've listened.

>stocks are bouncing
Because of fed money and bullshit lies.

*gun cocks*
HEY JEROME

>>17773144
I've been playing SDOW, don't share my secrets. Got back in at $64 yesterday

>>17773169
TDA. Avoid Robinhood at all costs, they're exit scamming pajeets.

>>17773189
Do not touch oil companies unless you know exactly what you are doing.

>>17773065
you are a big crash

>>17773172
Nope recess is cancelled. Nice try Vladimir

Yesterday there were options trading all over. First 5 minutes of trading, options still trading.

Now, Buying and Selling, Calls and Puts, all timeframes: $0.00x0.

What gives

I WAS PROMISED A FREEFALL

Loading the fuck up on SQQQ

Did you retards forget what has happened all week?

Dow Jones is on the rise again, if I'm going to be honest bear bros I don't see it crashing today, more of a steady decline

>>17773077
thanks anon. I've been trying really hard to get a good understanding of what news makes the market move in huge steps like it's been doing seemingly every day for the past few weeks but last night and then today's immediate downturn after the opening bell had me gobsmacked. I didn't even think it could be as simple as "no bad news = buy" till you said it

Any cryptofags here?

I used to use BITMEX funding as an indicator. Is there anything like that for SPX?

Powell promised me a better life

>>17773228
It will close at -500, trust me on this one.

Why are we green?

>>17773220
Recess for a longer vacation was cancelled, but they're still taking today off.

>>17773214
This.
They're in danger of getting wiped the fuck out of existence because of this oil situation.
They were running on debt money to begin with and now that oil is so low, they're shit out of luck.

>>17772743
Yeah hey can you FUCK BACK OFF TO REDDIT NIGGER

>Bolsanaro infected

>>17773228
steady decline, maybe ending where we did yesterday pre massive dump.

then crimson monday

>>17773062
fuck you for buying without doing DD

you deserve worse

>>17773138
because DJIA is industrial and product based, while SP500 is mostly service and customer based (vast oversimplification)

SP500 is more tied to things you (the average consumers) buy, while DJIA is more tied to things that employ and give you a paycheck

DJIA includes energy sectors, and all industries rely on energy sector at the ultimate supply/demand factor

apple cant make shit if their factories dont have power, Amazon aint selling shit if they have no gas for their trucks, ectera ectera

>>17773223
then grab a chair and watch the show
>he doesnt know about power hour
>he probably doesnt even know about the lunchtime lull

you are too impatient

Jerome, just stop pumping, and there will be an end to the horror.

>>17773258
money printer goes brr

waiting for the eod pump. Monday will be biblical lod testament style as Drumpft is diagnosed with a new lethal orange COVID mutation.

>>17773268
oil aint going nowhere big boi, if the banks got a bailout you can sure as fuck bet oil will

>>17773271
trump 100% has it
there is no way he doesn't unless he has some meme magic left over

Who else hear /Bearbro who HODLED/ through the after hours kike pump?

>>17772896

Right, please educate us on how much you know about a company that has existed for 50 years and is on the verge of profit

>>17772939

If you bought in 2000 you would be the ultimate bagholder, however this company is on the verge of profit and is 1/10th the price it was 20 years ago

Timing is everything

In 2000 there wasn't even a product out and was $30 a share

Gladly will pay under $3 for a company that has wheels rolling

Just read the seekingalpha article

>>17773052
>Capitalism is kill
Price corrections are a natural result of a market that is driven by speculation instead of current company returns
The means of production wont just cease to exist, and the demand wont neither
Even if corona kills of large proportions of the population that just means every survivor will be richer than before, maybe not in numbers but in reality

>>17773268
Worst thing that'll happen to XOM is that employees will be laid off and their market share lowered. XOM is rock solid mid-long term investment.

>>17773303
Oil CEOs don't want a bailout, they do not want the deal the banks got.

>bolsonaro has it
>trudeau probably has it
>trump likely has it

>>17773323
our time is coming brother, praise allah it will happen

>>17773315
trunp isn't human so he can't get it

Everything's green today, hooray. Guess the market is happy that governments around Europe at least have finally announced measures against this virus.

tripfags are a metastatic cancer

>>17773341
>tfw sold my shitty stocks that were falling anyway and bought another Uber put
Money is coming bear bros, just hodl for now

>>17773303
Just about the tiny companies

>>17773323
Was thankful picked up some more puts. My will is not shaken by the FED pumps now I know there coming.

>>17773325
>In 2000 there wasn't even a product out and was $30 a share

This means nothing

>>17773353
Money printer goes brrrr

DO NOT
I REPEAT
DO /NOT/ FALL FOR THIS BULLTRAP.
Literally nothing but bad news EVERYWHERE, there is zero reason the market should be going up. THIS IS A TRAP, MARKET WILL CLOSE RED AGAIN.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
WAIT TILL MARKET NEARS CLOSING TO BUY.

>>17773303
oil barons have MUCH simpler ways of dealing with disgruntled towelheads

told you retards we'd be green

https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.html?mepr-unauth-page=40&redirect_to=%2Famerican%2Fcnbc-america.html

CNBC keeps on memeing about -87 being much more dangerous than this and how this is a great opportunity to buy.
They're now talking as if this drop is already over and how recession has been priced in.
Getting desperate. Can't wait to see these guys freak out when this inevitably slides even lower.


>>17773303
They're sure to save some of the big players, but there are tons of companies who are going to get fucked because of this.

>>17773350
Why not? The Jews have it too.

>>17773258
>why are we green after the biggest drop in decades

>>17773315
>>17773350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrPZBTNjX_o

go to 38 seconds and listen to him

>>17773062
Buying penny stocks is huge risk huge reward
Buying penny stocks in a bear marked with unfolding pandemic is just plain retarded.
Sorry bud but someone probably talked you into buying their bags

>>17773333
>OIL BARONS WON'T TAKE FREE MONEY THEYRE TOO HONEST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWbwVDgyTuc

>>17773330
Already went in on them, waiting for GUSH to sink to .5 or less.

>>17773350
im going to laugh so hard if hes asymptomatic or only gets a mild case of it

>>17773382
UNLIMITED

LIQUIDITY

haha printer go brrrrt

>>17773323
>>17773341
>>17772922
They will not break our spirit

>>17773376
Duh
We're where Italy was like 8 or 9 days ago.

>Bought a bunch of puts yesterday
Fingers crossed the economy tanks before the 20th.

President of Brazil legit infected this time, results just came back

We're gonna be red on Monday erasing all these gains right? I don't want the FOMO to get to me bros

>>17773373
That too.

>Mfw CNBC just called the bottom of the recession for S&P 500 at 2200.
Ok boomers.
We're only 300 points away from that.

>>17773401
Can't fall!
Government will save everyone!

>>17773032
wow fat-shaming really? can you not

Is it bad that I’m hoping and praying for a recession? It won’t affect me and I love seeing everyone else in misery

>>17773426
god i wanna fuck her brains out desu lad.

>tfw don't have enough money to buy more puts with
Makes me sad that I could be making way more

>>17773426
Just do whatever, the market will do the opposite of what you want it to no matter what you do so might as well just not think about it too much.

>>17773337
Where's AMLO, let's cripple all of the major economies in the America's

>>17773372

It means timing is everything, retard

https://smartglass-ir.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Research_Frontiers_Quarterly_Call_4Q_2019.mp3

>>17773425
Source here

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/mar/13/coronavirus-live-updates-uk-us-australia-italy-europe-school-shutdown-share-markets-sport-events-cancelled-latest-update-news

>>17773426
yes it's normal to have ups. It'll be ups and downs for weeks. This is a bulltrap

>futures manipulation so your institution and your buddies can get some extra gains in the continuing selloff next day
:----DDDD

>>17773382
Sadly the Mainstream media and fed might get away with it purely on the basis of momentum. At least for long enough...

What puts do I buy to bet against the US since theyre woefully underprepared and the situation will go to shit over the weekend?

>>17773463
Hold onto your dead stocks. Im sure they'll moon one day buddy

>>17773394
Oil barons are well aware of the strings the banks and auto companies had to wear for years and years. Oil is a gambler's business. The healthy ones will just gobble the ones that went into too much debt at the wrong time.

The industry isn't going to be saddled with the conditions a huge bailout would entail. None of the significant players will be risking bankruptcy.

>>17773165
holy guacamoly it's over hahahahahahaha exit ship I repeat exit ship ( or short it *wink* )

it is my time to shine

>>17772960
>physiological disadvantage

Did he mean psychological? How does the federal rate have anything to do with physiology?

why does this only happen in asia

BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
>BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
>BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
>BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
>BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
>BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS
>BOLSONARO HAS CORONAVIRUS

>>17773479
Literally anything involving going outside or sharing with others
Best bets are Uber, Lyft, and Grubhub

>trudeau has corona
>bolsanaro has corona
>trump probably has corona
>canada talking about closing the border
>stonks are up

WHY IS IT GOING UP? DID I MISS THE CHANCE TO BUY THE DIP?

>>17773493
>Meanwhile, on the bugchaser forum

>>17773493
Must be one of our Bearbros oversees

>>17773426
Monday?
We;re going to be red TODAY at closing

>>17773425
>>17773464
who cares it's just a cold, he'll get over it

>>17773447
I sort of want the markets to crash to stick it to the wall street kikes, but I know the system is rigged and the banks only get the winnings from the market, and if it fails the consequences will only be felt by the working class. You know, actual humans.
So as much as I love to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and pinkjakpost I don't want another depression.

>>17773493
It doesn't
https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/11/man-licked-fingers-wiped-underground-train-handrail-12382549/

>>17773457
>Where's AMLO
going on plane rides and saying "its just a flu bro"
its a story we've seen play out time and time again

>>17773464
If Trump got the Wuhan virus and were to fucking die in office, how bad would things get?

>>17773493
Based Nurgle worshipper

>>17773401

>>17773493
Asians realize how fucked up it is to be an insectoid and want to end it all.

>>17773482
this
retards never traded oil
its like craps

>>17773489
Snib Snab

>THE VIX RISES
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER

>>17773493
Didn't you see the video of the belgium guy putting his spit around public transportation poles and shit?

>>17773493
it happened in Belgium too

>>17773464
How many days till Trump test positive

>>17773464
What's taking other newspapers so long?

>>17773350
based god emperor

>>17773489
AMD snibbing at INCREDIBLY HIHG SPEEDS while intel is tanking. Hilarious.

>UK had 200 cases today

Catching up with others now

>>17773530
War with China

>>17773521
>So as much as I love to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and pinkjakpost I don't want another depression.
but you DO want it, because you did pull out weeks ago right? so you can get back in at the bottom, where you will triple your money?

anybody else LARP about it just being the flu while already being stocked up with 3 months of food and water?

>>17773550
Fact checking probably. Guardian is just reporting "according to local media", other sites are working on actually fact checking it probably

>>17773505
we havnt even seen the dip yet

We're gonna close at around 2-3% up. Screencap this.

>>17773550
>>17773500
Are you guys retarded? This news came out over 12 hours ago

>>17773480

Im in since low 1s, and after a whole 2 weeks of sea of red i'm still up 100%

You fuckin DUMMY

FED too stronk

Here comes another POMP

Powell says PUMP IT!

Who the fuck is the INO anon who keeps saying to buy when that shit dumps 25% every time?

>>17773577
yeah i agreed with people at work while i was actually stocking up

ACTIVATE ZE PUMPS

THE BRAZILiAN PRESIDENT HAS ITT????
HHAhAHAhAHAH RED HEEERE WE CuMMMMMM

easy 7% bull gains today, see you boys at Chilies afterhours when i wake up. Ill be at the bull table

>>17773541
yeee claw

>>17773530
if he requires any hospitalization it would be bad.
if he shows no or little symptoms it might actually be good

>up 1% instantly

Oops, did another trillion get injected?

>>17772830
That was an estimation and did nothing to help whatsoever. Spreading estimations when the actual doctors are scrambling to get testing kits was fucking retarded of them

>>17773014
Is this real

WHY IS IT GOING UP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He sold? PUMP EET

thank fucking god. my test is cancelled and my uni is closed for the next week.
and you're an idiot if you think we'll be red again after bloody thursday

>>17773544
HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE

Boomer on CNBC: I see no reason to be panicking

He could have gotten away with that 2 weeks ago, not after yesterday

>that spike
No fucking way that's stable, see you guys at sub 2%

WHERE IS THIS PUMP COMING FROM

How's my moon ticket

BEARKEKS GOT TOO COCKY

>>17773577
even if it is just a flu, supply chains are fucked and will be for a few months so its not a bad idea to stock up

Is everyone just pretending the virus doesn’t exist now lol and that China just has no cases yeah

The day (not far off) the market closes lower than what it was when Obama handed it to Trump (19,880), CNN will be literally rolling on the floor in tears.

>>17773595
Nice cope

The Bogdanoffs have woken up.

>>17773644
Are you panicking? I’m not I’m profiting!

>>17773659
>it's already curving
retard

>>17773665

Drop it

>Oh, the President of Brazil has the virus?
>And he met with major world leaders recently, including the President of the United States?
>Time to buy!

lol pump goes goosh goosh

>>17773683
>He bought?

and here comes the fun part

Easy gains here bear bros

>>17773590
some dude who was in proximity to bolsonaro was pozzed, the bolsonaro pozzing news is super recent

>>17773493
If Corona gets really bad in Japan they are going to be absolute FUCKED like half of their population is over 60

BRRRRRRRR

Someone is buying bonds fuuuuuckkk

>>17772547
Friendly reminder Apple is opening up their stores in China, it's back to business as usual. Remember to lol at the happening fags

>>17773685

i'm putting down everything on buy right now this is brilliant! ITS JUST A FLU

haha money printer go brrr

It must be nice to be able to just print money

>Mfw CNBC said no one should be panicking and pulling their money out of banks, because this isn't all that bad.

Holy shit, they're starting to shill against bank runs.
If media has to start calming people about bank runs, it's a sign things are really going to get bad.

>>17773650
Haha money printer go
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What's that? A little drop?
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Hehehe this is fun
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>>17773693
Please no, I need it to go up

GUSH bros im starting to think its not gonna hit 50 again...

>>17773659
Come on man, I'm a bullchad myself, but this shit is going down.

Bulls think they can save this market alongside fedpumping

>>17773323
Long term puts on apple cuz fuck em

nobody spoondfeeds me what I should buy :(

>>17773702
THE FUCKING GOD DAMN FEDS ARE BUYING BONDS FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE YOU FUCKING KIKES JUST COULD NOT LET ME WIN. FUCKING KIKES KILL THEM WITH FUCKING FIRE

>Prepped weeks ago
>No need to prep more
>Will go to the supermarket to see the chaos

BOARD OF EXECUTIVE COUP HAPPENING IN OXY
I REPEATE
BOARD OF EXECUTIVE COUP HAPPENING IN OXY

>>17773669
I remember just late last year when a Twitter hashtag trended called "#ObamaEconomy" because the economy delivered huge gains which took us to new all time highs. But I guess things changed in ~4 months

ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER

bought into sqqq at $27.25, 800 shares

So what happens when the market finally goes back up with all the shit the fed bought at the dips? Does it mean the fed is now richer than before?

>>17773749
beans, rice, TP, bottled water, DEENS and canned tuna/chicken

>>17773769
based

>>17773699
they have a pension crisis so in the long run maybe not

>>17773749
Food, water, and ammunition

The VIX still wants to party and has 1 more leg up I think.

>>17773749
protein powder or something similar to keep your energy up, peanut buttern, honey and saltines

>>17773779
>>17773783
haha! i meant what stocks dummies

Dead cat bouncing. Markets are fucking dumb

>>17773769
Poorfag here can only afford 8, will use my gains to buy booze and vapes and stay poor. Feels good.

>>17773526
Wait is he really? I wouldn't be surprised. He get's played up a lot in the states because of butting heads with Trump a lot and that plays in the media, but he's also a bit of a egotistical dickhead as well which is why he butts heads with Trump so I wouldn't be surprised if he was downplaying it.

SQQQ buyers are going to be down 50% by the end of the week

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>>17773790
>memelines on """VIX"""
>not even actual VIX
lmao

The Fed has cost me my trade. I was fucking winning until the y bought $40 in Bonds. Fucking kikes, how the fuck was I suppose to know they were going to do an emergency bond buyback FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE

Buy INO?

I accidentally made $1000 on my first trade and another $1000 on my second trade ever, and it's completely offset my losses for the money I put in to play around with the volatility. I don't even know how I did it.

>>17773729
Not for today bullbro.

>>17773694
It's not that, was old news. There were entire threads discussing Blosonaro being infected yesterday afternoon on /pol/ with sources

>>17773810
maybe, i'm having fun though!

Calls on TLT

>>17773726
You waiting to buy or you bought the dip?

>>17773376
>BAD NEWS EVERYWHERE
Except, y'know, the additional evidence that Remdesivir works and Wuhan opening it's borders again...

>>17773824
What did you trade?

>>17773577
I'm stocked up with armaments to take your stock of food and water

>>17773810
>t. increasingly nervous "Bull"

BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17773802
>i-...it's another dead cat bounce! I swear!
it's over, bearniggers. the master race is back

>>17773821
>how the fuck was I suppose to know they were going to do an emergency bond buyback
thats literally what they do tho?

5+?

>>17773824
Don't worry, nobody here is much better than you in knowledge.

>>17773829
It's already slowing down and some are starting to peek into negatives.
Today is not our day for gains, bullchad, but today will be the day to buy before market close.

DOMP EET

SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE POWELL IS. I'M GOIGN TO FUCKING KILL HIM

>>17772547

BOLSONARO ( BRAZIL PRESIDENT ) HAS CORONA

HE WAS WITH TRUMP

HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT S THIS TIMELINE

So at what time do you think the fed will pump with their 500mil.
Will they use it to prevent a sellof before close? Or are they already injecting

>>17773824
lmaoo good job

>the chinese donating medicine to the poor USA

kek, what a timeline

HERE THEY COME!!!!!

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>>17773890
>>17773890

>>17773530
Mike Pence time!

>You just can't forgive 1.5 Trillion worth of student loans! I'ts too expensive

>Meanwhile at the FED
>Just prints 1.5 Trillion.
>Nobody complains

uhhh?

Everything will be fine
(watch the phone)

is anyone anticipating lowering of rates today? that's my main concern, sudden rate cut while any of us are holding sqqq. it could happen at any moment.

>>17773845
INO.

I bought it as soon as I saw panic and then the next time I looked at my portfolio I thought "holy shit that is a 99% gain, there's no way that's going to last"

so I sold, then I looked at it later and thought "holy fuck that's a 50% loss, there's no way that's going to hold"

so I bought, then I looked at it later and thought "holy FUCK that is a HUGE SPIKE" and sold again

I made enough money to lose on literally everything else and break even basically.

>>17773840

>corona? more like nothingburgerona

What puts should i place on EWG?

>Sub 4 again
SO MUCH FOR YOUR RUN BULLKEKS

>>17773769
Fucking based, got mine at 28

Picked up May 15 200 put on SPY for 6.29 on that pump
Might drop it again intraday, we'll see.

>>17773918
Nice job fren
I bought 3 shares myself but I waited too long, it's in the shitter now lol

>>17773913
fed != govt
they do what they want

>>17773913
Other than you being retarded, take responsibility of getting yourself in debt like a retard.

Does anyone think this whole ordeal could send the vix to 250-500?

Look at those strong ass candles compared to the broken ones from 2008.

>>17773994
I too have student loans
I am making all my payments on time, no problem
But if you think I wouldn't want a 30k increase in my net worth from daddy Jerome you're dead wrong

>all of this is happening because some chink thought it was a good idea to eat bat soup in a sketchy restaurant

>jerking off while my HODLed stocks are going green
I'm gonna COOM when I break even.

>>17773994
Why should banks get an increase in funds but the common man never can? Fuck this i want short term loans to make money off of too.

>>17774054
what do you think margin is?

God damn, imagine how much money you could make shorting VIX when it hits 100.

>GALT +12% and climbing
I told you all to buy GALT yesterday.

Disney's stock price is total fucking bullshit.
They have literally NOTHING going for them and they're not only riding the fed pump, they're actually surfing it

>>17773769
>my fucking shithole broker is showing SQQQ but doesn't let me buy it

>>17774098
Can you even short VIX? Look too good to be true.

>>17774159
same with the cruises

>>17773769
Absolutely based

This crab today has long legs

>>17773913
Kek, all the liberal faggots are posting about this and I doubt even half of them know the Fed is a private entitiy.

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/-50NdPawLVY?t=30

>>17774159
Retards actually believe this. You have any idea how much they own?

>>17774480
>he says as they get corrected

>>17774512
What is not getting corrected right now Einstein?

>>17773258
>why a dead can bouncr happens after a sharp sell-off?
Just wait. It won't last for long.

>>17774177
Sure can.
Sometimes it doesn't end well tho, see: The Tragedy of XIV.