/biz/ - Business & Finance

I want Corona-chan to pop my balls

>mfw I bought the dip

The man who could have saved us all.

When will they close the NYSE floor like the CBOE floor?

>>17759715
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Canadian grocery stores getting emptied

Prepare for another dump this morning

Hey, I know you're new here and I just thought I'd let you know that right now there's a sticky for stocks right now. Have a nice day and don't let this awkward moment keep you from posting!

should i kms?

still laughing about SNSS Pajeet getting absolutely fucking dumped on by his penny stock

I'll remember you all when I make it. I'm proud of you guys

>chef boyarrdee pizza is sold out on amazon

>>17759739
>Canadian grocery stores getting emptied
Maybe in Toronto and Vancouver. I've seen no unusual volume or shelf stock shortages thus far.

>>17759773
based

Over a month ago 80% of China shut down and all of yall said I was retarded for leaving the markets.

My portfolio is ok, I lost a little, but should be going up now. I'm just worried about my dads portfolio, my parents live off it. :(

>>17759695
Fpbp

Also fuck SNSS Anon and his bitch SNSSTOTHEMOON

When the fuck are they banning this piece of shit in Pioneer?

>Trump was part of the "it's a just a flu" nothingburger crowd
>Ivanka/Jared finally convinced him to give a public address from the oval office
>he looks visibly bored and tired
>spends most of the time worried about a pen mark on his white shirt
>keeps asking if the pen mark can be seen on camera
>his speech doesn't even specify any new measures, stimulus, or solutions, just a travel ban on EU
>he will allow UK travel even though UK has a ton of cases too
>speech is read off a fucking teleprompter without any energy or passion
>he even says banks are well capitalized
>stanky stocks dive even further
>emergency 1.5 TRILLION cash inject announced
>this contradicts what he just said the night before about banks being well-capitalized
>part of the 1.5 trillion only pumps stawks for 20 minutes
>Dow closes at -9.99%, futures red again right now

>>17759790
the chef makes pizza?

Threadly Reminder.

>>17759809
>DEENS instead of TUNA

never gonna make it

>>17759739

Did the Canes win tonight? Playoff bubble time.

>>17759715
you're going to get Peter "I swear I'm not a liberal lite kinda guy" Mackay and you're going to like it

>>17759842
>he doesnt know
this shit will be worth its weight in gold soon

>>17759858

any recovery after that point was due to fed money printing and lowered rates... there's nothing left they can do this time

Reminder that Hurricane season will be coming up, possibly compounding damages already done by Corona across the south-eastern states.

>>17759965
Don't forget areas still haven't recovered from the recent tornados

>>17759900
inb4 it's frozen

Well, I dunno if my state is just lucky, or rather where we ain't a "hub" for air travel like how new york,etc is but we only have 11 cases of the virus. 8 of them are doing better from what I've heard. Also our gov just basically closed school for the next few weeks state wide. (Lucky little bastards aren't they?). So far things are on the upswing. Can't wait till the warmer weather gets here and starts killing the virus.

>>17759828

When dollar rares go wild and become a Bitcoin each.... probably never because fuck it! Why was Oko ever printed?

>>17759900
I remember those. lots of memories.

>>17760025
>Can't wait till the warmer weather gets here and starts killing the virus
lol

>>17759832
>puts Jared in charge of researching the virus before declaring a national emergency
Don't tell me doesn't understand how a fucking virus works

Bitcoin is literally in all-out capitulation mode. Not respecting any levels at all. TOP KEK

>>17759812
What app is this

Nikkei will soon hit -10%

Posting my gameplan again because it worked great today
Wait for fake and gay fed pump
Watch top of green dildo as it starts coming back down
Acquire SQQQ stock or SPY puts

>>17760009
its dehydrated cheese thats essentially cheese flavored flour and salt, a can of tomato sauce with some weird oily fake pepperoni, and then pizza flour that actually makes a decent crust. Its unironically delicious.

>>17760002
Work for a consultant firm that repairs infrastructure damage. Our projects still haven't received funding for Hurricane Harvey kek. People still building """cheap""" homes inside the 100-year flood zone. If I had a good way to short flood insurance bonds with leverage I would.

LUMP TRUMP THE PLUMP CHUMP IN THE DUMP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtcAsK2nWQI
Very normal American behaviour apparently.

lmfao

Was gonna but KO but now I think it’s full DIS time tomorrow.

>>17760141
Holy fucking Christ and I thought I had a bad day today.

>>17760141
Crypto fags thought they were safe. The Wall Street Jews got their claws into that shit 3 years ago.

>>17760084
I just peaked at Bitmex for some laughs amid all of this carnage. The REKTage is at biblical levels. Shitheads are trying to long that shitcoin, and getting dryfucked by Arthur in all orifices. 3600, damn. That's gonna leave a mark.

>>17760141
ACTUAL holy shit, imagine how much money people have lost. There's already words of the largest bitcoin exchange being offline now. Absolute insanity

MOU OWARI DA
SEKAI WA...
OWARI DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>17760047
Why is it when anyone explains how covered calls work. Some blathering retard acts like it's the worst thing you can do when it's safer than owning the underlying stock by itself. Just because you read a few articles on the internet and copied some advice from here and reddit doesn't mean fucking shit.
Most people that trade options don't fully understand them when they should, don't pretend or you'll look like an idiot and make someone even dumber lose money.

>>17760104
>Wait for fake and gay fed pump
>SPY puts

Basically what I'm holding out for too. But the pump may not come, honestly.

Realistically, what could cause stocks to trend upward from here on out, or starting any time in the near future? Workplaces are just now starting to institute work-from-home policies. People are just now starting to stay in. What on earth would make the market start improving now? Why wouldn't it go down another 20-30%?

I literally see SPY hitting 150-180 before this is over. An approximately 50% hit would seem fucking reasonable in the face of the biggest microbiological threat to human existence in 100 years.

>>17760176
>buying DIS
>buying anything
nigga at least wait for monday before you pull any stupid plays

Trump should tell companies to stop billing people for a month

>>17760206
Yeah I just posted about Bitmex, looked at it now and it's completely frozen. But Bitcoin is traded at other places so everyone in that exchange will get absolutely fucked when it goes back online.. now THIS is the shit I want to avoid because fuck that shit kek'd

>>17759819
>>17760157
fucking this

>>17760141
Post yfw you didn't fall for the crypto memes

>>17759715
I miss him bros

>>17760223
ONLY SELLERS LOSE
BITCOIN IS THE REAL MONEY
DOLLAR IS FAKE
1 BTC = 1 BTC

>>17760285
Yesterday I would have called you retarded. But now...I think we're gonna see things nobody has ever seen before.

>>17760263
Damn ok, but if it reaches 50 that’s too good.

>UBI is getting actual traction as a stimulus solution

YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN

>>17760285
After that 1.5t down the drain, why the fuck not. Clearly we're past the point of debt mattering, may as well appease everyone to have a chance at reelection now

>Trudeau
>Bolsonaro
>Trump and Pence next
This is it, isn't' it?

>tfw bagholding a ton of shitty oil memes
>tfw VAL'd, CHK'd, MTDR'd
So is Russia, UAE, and Saudi Arabia ramping up oil production a non-story anymore?

>>17760331
Das rite

Where the AMD Chads at?

>>17760349
>Yanggang won in the end

>>17760349
Based if true

>>17760398
Yang will be Biden's HUD secretary if Biden survives to November, screenshot this

>>17760141
good thing I earn interest on my crypto and plan on holding for years to come

>>17760294

>fake and gay pump now part of smg vernacular
top kek, i love it

>>17759940
Yup, the slow roll of very tiny rate raises over the last few years means the Fed has almost zero economic levers to pull now. We're truly fucked this time, but that's a good thing because it means any recovery will be an organic one. This is just the collapse we should have had a decade ago but didn't get.

>>17760291
Even when I was considering a small taste of bitcoin (a LONG time ago, lol), I would have never even considered throwing money on the table at that online back alley craps table. Bitmex and it's chat is just entertainment for me. It's hilarious right now. It's a sea of REKT. Seeing million coin REKTs right now is just straight up comedy, even with leverage.

>>17760376
whomst?

>>17760379
part of me is asking, just how much worse can it get? surely this is the bottom right?

>>17760434
/smg/ was voted the general most like it's subreddit counterpart by 5/7 top brokerages

>>17760398
Yes... $4,500 per citizen was spent today on... Uh.... The repo market?

>>17759640
This is girl when trying to find my PP!!!

>>17760292
The rat fuck will be killed by his own oil baron underlings, we don't even need to lift a finger.

Literally pissed off the most rich and powerful men on Earth all at once for some egoistic power move. He will be dead within the month.

>>17760025
I know which state you're in because I'm in the same state

>>17760025
>Can't wait till the warmer weather gets here and starts killing the virus.
It hit Iran really hard. Iran is really fucking hot.

the destruction of nikkei...its beautiful anons. i think im gonna cry

>>17759640
Fellow bulls, please bow your heads and join me in a prayer to that there is a coup in Saudi Arabia this weekend.
Amen.

I bought more DIS today. Now I'm just gonna wait to see if it hits $50 per. I'm all over it at that point. If it don't, oh well.

>>17759640
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Join, we are currently talking about the economy shitting itself

>>17760484
imagine 1.5 trillion dollars direct deposit stimulus

we'd be at DOW 40,000 and inflation would be 5%

>>17760347
>Buy Dis right after the ceo stepped down and they just ended the tippy top of the MARVEL superhero phase and a have nothing but B-Lister heros for 2020
Disney has no creativity left. They are at this point an entertainment index that doesn't offer much non-soi content.

>>17760436
This is how I see it, and I'm pushing the time line way further back. Everyone has been kicking the can down the road since Bush Sr. was in office. They all did it. And now it's time to pay up. It's gonna suck, but the bull run after this? That's when real wealth will be made, if you survive this. But I think most people will be concerned about sheer survival for a while, investing will be something very few will be able to afford.
Seriously, anons, check your safety nets right now. You might need them.

>>17760455
George Gammon
Watch this shit from November if you want to be blown away. He called it. Still waiting to see if it was because of an isolvent bank...
https://youtu.be/cvHUFrr-yk8

Oil video from the screen grab is also essential viewing, posted this week on his channel

bitcoin under 4K again LMAO forever

>>17760294

>>17760570
Yeah, if you don't have any guns, and you have lots of gains from this market, go get some fucking guns.

>>17760072
Trump?
Science?
Lmao

>>17760349
It’s exactly what trump wants though. Hasn’t he said he wants helicopter money?
His only problem is it sounds like a social safety net and not a stimulus package, but the effect is the same!!

>>17760529
But what about the international banks???!?!!?!?

I forgot I had crypto. Holy shit. May actually get some ETH in the 40's.

>>17760543
Perhaps the one benefit of the recession will be the budgetary inability to push through SJW all female remakes no one wants that are guaranteed to flop.

Tell me everything's gonna be ok, /smg/

>>17760642
$1000 as a safety net and an extra $1000 for stimulus when needed, go full keynes

Lol, Bitmex broke.

>>17760657
Maybe we can get all the non-essential SJW diversity hires out the door too

>>17760660
Not until Trump. the Saudi crown prince and Putin all die of corona.

>>17760500
>He will be dead within the month
*week
i bet the towelhead was stupid enough to think he could get away with it too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_sY-nJ179U
what will you be eating during peak outbreak?

>>17760543
>>17760657
Hollywood even makes money when movies flop. Disney controls so much of the market that they are effectively a monopoly. People don't go to the movies anymore the way they used to.

>>17760484
It’s not really “spent”
Seriously just look into the repo market and the concept of “duration”
Depending on your perspective, it’s much more disturbing.

>>17760519
F

>>17760521
Not gonna happen.
Mbs has his foot on our throat and all trump can say it “please spit in my mouth master, all hail the prince—the KING of saud!!”

This is going to get a whole lot worse before it gets any better, isn't it?

>>17759808
goin down down
in an earlier round

>>17760733
I've always bought food in bulk and toiletries in bulk because it's cheaper and i'm laughing at everyone rushing stores to buy the last roll of toilet paper

>>17760776
If you're just realizing this you haven't been following it

>>17760543
Black Panther 2021 is a big one. Normies just go to see whatever Marvel movie is out anyway.

how much is this worth tomorrow?

>>17760760
>People don't go to the movies anymore the way they used to.
Tell me more about this brave new world we’ve found ourselves in

>>17760776
Serious question - how can it get much worse from here? What else isn't priced in yet?

>>17760820
a lot. congrats on your earnings anon

>>17760764
MBS doesn't have as much power as you think he does. He needs our refining plants, we net import crude and net export products, gas companies make bank processing OPEC crude. All Trump has to do is deny his ships at port, and he's fucked.

When do we start seeing people jump out of windows at the NYSE?

>>17760776
Maybe... but I like Jim’s plan. For the first time ever he may have the government’s ear.

How crazy would it be if Cramer saved America?

Travel anon here from March 2 travel. Been traveling home all day. Update - no change to the number of people wearing masks: still pretty much no one. I've seen about five people wear masks in four different airports.

My work is quarantining me (working at home) for safety measures.

>>17760802
You can buy as much toilet paper on Amazon. There's even sellers who aren't profiteering on it. TP is made in the US, Canada and Mexico, there's plenty to be had, it'll be back on the shelves next week. And, with gas prices low, it might even be cheaper.

>>17760833
>What else isn't priced in yet?

A lot of people still think this will blow over soon. Once cases start being in the tens of thousands and then in the hundreds of thousands if we get there, thats where you will see real panic.

So far what weve seen is basically the preppers of the trading world selling off because of what might happen. When shit hits the fan thats when the true masses will start their sell off.

>>17760833
Stocks are inflated. Despite the massive drop in prices and the bleeding of money a lot of stocks are still overpriced. What we might be seeing is a combination of a pandemic/oil price war/market correction/recession

>>17760847

i have no idea what to do. This is my first winning trade ever. i want to lock in profits but i still have a lot of time left on some of the puts.

>>17760833
The fact that China is lying and this thing will be around for 6 months to a year. That boomers haven't panic sold yet because their friends are dying, the national guard is enforcing a quarantine + curfew and the world is ending.

>>17760660
Define “everything” “be” and “okay”
From where I’m sitting, nothing has ever been okay. What is wrong with everyone that their parents tricked them into thinking anything has ever been okay? The wolves have always been at the door.

>>17760657
Nope. The plan is to literally force it until you like it and suck China's dick.

>Black Widow: Mandatory girl no one likes
>Blacktain America: lol no
>Eternals: Literally who
>Chang-Chi: More like Shang Corona
>WandaVision: Wow side characters
>Loki: Wow side characters
>Doctor Who
>What if Im tired of Marvel?
>Hawkwhy?
>Thor again

>>17760255
>What on earth would make the market start improving now?
Bill Mitchell bulltards thinking the market is invincible

WTF guys?! we could have used that $1.5 trillion to pay off student loans
>BuT HoW WiLl We PaY fOr It?
fuck off DRUMPFtards

>>17760378
Fuck it just delay mortgages for a month and things would go well

>>17760733
I've got two cases (16 meals each) of US Mountain Ratio MREs, two bags of beans, and two of rice.

Sorry for posting about bitcoin again. But price is literally jumping around between 3600-4400 (which is 20 fucking %) HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>>17760728
>>17760500

Glow in the dark bois monitoring all 4chan threads plz request coup ASAP from your boss. MBS needs to go. NOW.

HE NEEDS TO GO

>>17760802
>tfw my friend literally can't find toilet paper anywhere
Hopefully next week once the reality sets in after panic it will be easier to find this stuff

>>17760833
NYC or other major population centers shutting down. World leaders getting corona. A credit crunch.

>>17760942
you will learn from this experience, thats more valuable than the money

>>17760255
>what could cause stocks to trend upward from here on out, or starting any time in the near future?
this type of sentiment, tbqh

>>17760877
Windows in NYC don't open anymore, the buildings are all climate controlled now, and access to the rooftops restricted.
You might see some throw themselves in front of a train or two.

>>17760997
looks that'll be priced in by tomorrow

When do I sell bonds to buy this dip?

>>17760526
FUCK OFF

>>17760957
Wait. I like blackwodow.
Redhead scarjo dominatrix? And in that first one she was in incredible shape, I haven’t seen any since though.
>>17760967
It’s not “spent,” google it, watch a youtube video, read about it, shit I dunno.

>he buys puts in a bear market
>not selling covered calls on his dividend stocks

lmao

So ASX is down so much but ASX Futures are up slightly

>>17760526
Lmao every single time anything big happens you literally fucking children scurry out like roaches trying to form a discord server

Nobody cares fucking kill yourself

I'm a bit scared to get into trading options, because I feel like I dont know enough about them. I'd rather not miss out on this opportunity though. Feels bad man

>>17761049
right now. i'm buying on the way down. i might be wrong, but we'll see.

>>17760833
if oil stays this low were going to fucking zero
end of story
coronachan was last week
oil is now

MBSs dickwaving has gone on long enough
we literally rent him whole commands for his little pet project in yemen
reckon theyre gonna get a nice fat new check, and some nice shiny new orders

Do people wear face mask in public now?

>>17760993
theyve been talking about it since monday m8
that dude overstepped and was dumb enough to think he could get away with it

>>17760660
In time. You need to take a long view of things during this kind of market instability. And, ideally, don't hodl the whole way down if you can avoid it. Corona will eventually run its course. Oil will stabilize or there will be war in the middle east if it doesn't. Safest thing to do now is sit in cash and wait.

>>17761098
Just learn the greeks, they're not that hard. Once you understand them you'll understand how options are priced and can trade them reliably.

>>17760526
kill yourself discord a) tranny b) FBI honeypot specialist or c) r*ddit faggot

>>17761110
More like Corona is this month, oil is next month and supply chain disruptions are the next.

Holy shit. Cramer and faber weren’t even at the NYsE for squawk? But they made Carl go and did a split screen?! Ahahahahahaha

Wow. I assumed they would’ve closed it by now... shit maybe I do still have time to enter a short. ESPECIALLY if something like DB insolvency is real.

>>17760529
Suspend property taxes to pay for schools while they are at it - it's not as though they are reopening anytime soon so why steal the unemployed's homes?

>>17761110
so youre saying buy GUSH?

>>17761110
isn't oil the only bullish thing for the fundamental economy right now? sure we'll lose some jobs but broad savings help cashflow

>>17760526
^^^this poster is david

>>17761098
You shouldn't be trading options, unless you really know what you're doing. Plan on the next time, in another decade. You have 10 years to learn. Go!

>>17760967
>WTF guys?! we could have used that $1.5 trillion to pay off student loans
he didn't follow the thread theme. he didn't research. Unfortunate. Sad. Too many such cases.

List of movies to watch while the market crashes:

Margin Call
The Big Short
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
Inside Job
Too Big to Fail
The Last Days of Lehman Brothers
The Flaw
Money for Nothing: Inside the Federal Reserve
Debtocracy (Greek crisis)
Hank: 5 Years from the Brink
Panic: The Untold Story of the 2008 Financial Crisis
Rogue Trader

>>17761235
Contagion
Escape from New York

>>17761207
>oil being completely unprofitable for anyone in the world to produce
>bullish
did your mother fucking drop you or something?

>>17761264

>>17761110
Mecca deserves a nuke directly on the Kaaba and the Saudi royal family deserves to be massacred and buried in the dunes. This fucking sandnigger kowtowing has gone on long enough. I am sick of these fucking stinking towelhead hajis having any control over anything whatsoever.

>>17760294

>>17760764
>Depending on your perspective, it’s much more disturbing.
This is above my IQ ceiling at the moment but I'll take your word for it

>>17761235
>no "trading places" on the list
pathetic

>>17761235
>Escape from New York
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So...
The govt is gonna block our tarp isn’t it? I should really sell into this crash? Really?!

Also what the hell are these “revolvers” Everyones talking about?

>>17761269
we should tax it so hard it's always unprofitable tbqh senpai

>>17761279
contagion is literally about a novel coronavirus outbreak, the epidemiology in the movie is accurate and based on SARS, it's unironically a good "future documentary" to watch during this

>>17760957

I would say it is a function of a few things. Primarily, though, of consolidation in the news media following the internets raping of it.

The conglomerates are all in unison now. And they're all SJW.

So as our society became more cancerous and lazy due to a lack of global conflict, we stopped reading/enjoying art, and started enjoying big faggy fireworks show a la CGI.

People demanded bigger, more expensive theme park movies than they did better storytelling, because they were retarded, because there has been no pressure to be retarded in these times of peace and plenty.

Big CGI budgets are massive studio risks, and the consolidated news media is SJW. So the only way to hedge that risk was to make SJW movies which they knew would get 4/5s.

Our own fault for being gay and demanding shinny picies instead of film.

>>17759739
The Save-On in downtown Edmonton was definitely out of toilet paper, but otherwise it was busy but not what I would call insanely busy.
The cashier also told me he wasn’t able to buy bulk rice though, which is worrisome.

>>17760833
>What else isn't priced in yet?
Natural disasters compounding with corona. The billionaires have already left to their private islands by the way. CEOs of major corporations are out, we're now sailing a global ship with no captains and the crew all quarantined. Every market is slowly bleeding. The last and final nail is major war, not your little proxy wars either, but full-on inter-continental conflict. Everything can avalanche into a full on doomsday scenario. You're not going to be able to live out your Mad Max fantasies either if the entire world becomes an irradiated wasteland.

>>17759876
You would have mercury poisoning in a week if you subsisted on tuna. Sardines are the bitch bois of the oceanic food chain so dont accumulate mercury like tuna.

dow future -2%

Kek, the fed is basically just dumping 1.5 trillion in the economy. Ok, so where did this mysterious money come from when the federal govt is over 1 trillion in debt as it is? Easy, they just fired up that money printing press. Hey long as you got the paper and ink you to can print 100 bills in stacks of 100 or more with ease.

robinhood fucking blows what zero- commission brokerage should i use

i just put $100 into robinhood. what should i do? im a complete noob

>>17761328
Any qts in Edmonton? Shut in neet gamer girls also acceptable.

>>17761182
That's a state issue, and NY isn't gonna stop collecting school taxes any time soon, the entire state would grind to a halt without it.
I think we're going to see a tax holiday, for sure. The real issue is personal debt, but the state/fed can't force credit card companies and mortgage companies to just wipe debt out.
All the Fed can do is bailouts, and that didn't work yesterday. This is new territory. The White House has no plan. Congress has no plan. Nobody knows what the fuck to do.

>>17760967
The Federal Reserve isn't the government, and the money doesn't actually exist. They literally just bought a bunch of shit from the banks with money they created from nothing and agreed to sell it back in three months.

Not only did the first $500 billion do FUCKING NOTHING, it's not going to magically be better in three months. The US economy is fucking ruined, the only thing this will achieve is slamming the gas on inflation and making things worse.

>>17761269
>Russia says $45-$55 per barrel oil prices are fair and believes oil prices will increase to $40-$45 per barrel" ... Russia's deputy energy minister Pavel Sorokin stated that oil prices in the range of $45-$55 per barrel are fair and will allow to invest in projects and keep supply coming. He believes that oil prices will increase to $40-45 per barrel in the second half of 2020 and continue their upside to $45-50 in 2021.
>>17761324
>it's unironically a good "future documentary" to watch during this
in the movie kids were highly susceptible

>>17761350
>Overnight Panic still not in
>Friday the 13th
>World leaders have started getting the virus
>Drumpf might have it because of Bolsonaro

The banks actually tried to step in and stop the market crash of '29, by buying huge sums of stock while traders were frantically selling. They intended this to be a sign of strength, that the market would continue up, but in fact it just signaled to investors that the banks had panicked"

1.5 trillion in repo getting eaten up like nothing ahahahahaha thanks Jerome you really fucked the dogs asshole on that one didn't you

>>17759640
Serious question, how many useless arrogant faggot boomers are going to die within the next year?

>>17761364
Corporations deserve welfare, you don't. That's their message with this disgusting act.

>>17761296
same senpai
aramco was dumb enough to toss us the keys
then inbred cunt #453762863469 decides hes playing fucking poker with oil prices

if the IC starts doing this shit im unironically turning in my resume tomorrow
always wanted to topple a kingdom

>>17761147
Isn't it too late to get out?

>>17761334
>natural disasters during this
Jesus fucking christ

>>17761235

Wall Street isn't about a market crash, but it's a fun movie all the same.

>>17761314
It's time.

>>17761371
find a dip and buy it

>>17761407
yeah and the death rate in the movie is much higher, but things like hospitals in stadiums are absolutely things we'll see, and it gives an accurate overview of how outbreaks start

>>17761334
>nuclear doom porn
>the bearfag reveals his final form
>>17761371
SQQQ

>Plata o plomo Jaime

>>17760833
The housing bubble
The pension crisis
State level isolvency
Record household debt
Fake jobs numbers
Social security insolvent
The tech bubble
Bioterrorism
The collapse of the EU
Biden dying of coronavirus
Tesla bankruptcy
Netflix bankruptcy
Shale companies destroyed
Boeing bailouts
Retail apocalypse
Mass layoffs

>>17761189
I’m sitting on 60 shares at .50, no clue if it was a good idea, but I might as well.

OH FUCK OH FUCK

HE SAID IT

CRAMER SAID THEY KNOW NOTHING ON SQUAWK

WHY DID NONE OF YOU SAY A DAMN THING!!??!!???!!!

WHY DO KEEP SLEEPING IN

IM OUT

IM ONLY KEEPING JNJ AND KO AND IM GOING SHORT. WERE FUCKED.
Maybe VZ?

https://webchat.freenode.net/#bitmex

is the chink whore market looking bullish?

>>17761110
LMAO should have realized the Iranians were the preferable nation to allow to run the region and not the Saudis but noooooo gotta kowtow to the kikes and king jew.

>>17761407
>Russia says $45-$55 per barrel oil prices are fair and believes oil prices will increase to $40-$45 per barrel"
sounds like FSB has a plan too

>>17761371
take $100 out of robinhood

>>17761457
everything has technically dipped tho

>>17761463

not a a bad idea

>>17761371
Take it out and invest in toilet paper

>>17761441
I’ve brought this up a number of times... that’s why it’s totally reasonable to be stocking up on water canned food and tp

>>17761098
Now you know what kind of person you are anon. Some people try to make sense of the unknown and others just accept the defeat.

Nothing wrong with that though. The world needs burger flippers.

>>17761518
i already have a bunch of that

>>17761471
What does this mean?

>>17761328
Something was going on with rice before any of this hit, I buy brown rice regularly, and it was gone from the shelves in Safeway from around Xmas, until a couple of weeks ago, when it started showing up again.

>>17761371
Go buy $100 worth of rice you fucking retard. Everything is fucked

>>17761468
If things really get that bad I'm just joining the bandits and looting shit.

>>17761379
>NY isn't gonna stop collecting school taxes any time soon, the entire state would grind to a halt without it.
Cutting the pay to a few fatcat teachers and administrators will do jack shit to the economy, fuck 'em. Property tax for fire protection and road repair naturally would be retained.

>>17761569
WSB is still making money rn, its possible

>>17761476
The chinks are already recovering from coronavirus, you're stuck with dirty burger butt.

>>17761594
For every success story you see on WSB there are probably 50 abject failures now in lifelong debt and poverty.

>>17761583
We finally bring the ancap meme alive and the best you can think of is turning into a nigger? Shame.

>>17761593
That money doesn't just pay teachers and administrators, a lot of it goes into the general fund. Stop being naive.

>>17761559
Then buy like 2 shares of VXX i guess

>>17761620
>The chinks are already recovering from coronavirus
Got a source my dude

>>17761645
thank you.

>>17761665
A SOURCE?? I NEED A SOURCE

>>17761651
Oh fuck I've been too busy watching markets to screenshot shit fuck me. I can't wait till this is over and we have a trove of dank ass screenshots to post for years to come.

Bitmex poos threatening Arthur with fraud investigations because his shitty code broke, lol.

Stay retarded, Bitmex poos.

>>17760434
I’ve been saying that for nearly 10 years fag

>>17761651
lol saved

you kids wanted to experience cheapies. here they are.

>>17761665
It's all over the news, here's one of the first results from a google search.
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/coronavirus-numbers-new-cases-2020-n1157271

>>17761367
TD Ameritrade. Best education and research products for users. No account minimums or fees on basic trades. Doesn't go down on busy trading days. Fuck Robinhood.

>>17761723
Then why the fuck are they on lockdown still

IT ALL
RETURNS
TO NOTHING

>DOW futs -550
>yawn, call me when it's at least 1000
I'm becoming immune to the constant plunges.

>>17761665
CHINA said that they are past their peak, but it's China so who the fuck knows

BLOOMBERG ASIAN GUY: "WELCOME, TO BLACK FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!"

>>17761723
Where's the source, that China's numbers are going down?

>100,000 cases estimated to be in the US state of Ohio, alone

https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/487329-ohio-health-official-estimates-100000-people-in-state-have-coronavirus

I might buy 1 share of Gush in the morning. Hell it's only 0.54 cents. The 52 w high is 138 something. Hell of a profit wouldn't you say when things go back to normal. They're doing a reverse split so that's why I'm only getting one share.

No bailouts, use the money to institute minimum income. Hire Yang as UBI czar. I'm sick of money pissed away on greedy globalists.

>>17761737
what lockdown gweilo, china will grow stronger now that we have purged the italian virus

>>17761235
Frontline: Credit Default Swaps

>>17761776
That's like one weekend of heroin overdoses in Ohio who gives a fuck?

>>17761737
They're already slowly starting to open up; South Korean cases are starting to decline as well. It's only spreading uncontrollably in the west.

>>17761779
I bought 20 bucks worth for the lulz at close.

>>17759640
I hope you fags caught on and are shorting everything like I've shown you works. New position, sold out of unlikely plays, threw profit into some OTM calls. At this point I have lost money on a single short and I put such little thought into strike prices. AAPL was at about 247, bought my contract, dropped to 2.4

>>17761470
one day its gonna moon, who will be laughing then? us
are you looking at TNXP and TTOO

I'm drawing a battleship at 6" to 1px scale while I watch markets and bloomberg

what fun are fellow anons having?

>>17761809
>only spreading uncontrollably in countries that aren’t authoritarian shitholes

>>17761776

I’ve been hearing this shit for weeks that there are hundreds of thousands undetected. How long is the incubation period now 3 months? 4 months?

>>17761407

>in the movie kids were highly susceptible

Dude, if you're in /cvg/ we got an audio from Madrid saying that kids are the major hive of Coronavirus.

https://archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/_zMisc/Spain%20Leak%202020-03-13.mp3

>>17761843
Forgot pic related. So I'm gonna make a thread in a bit, but I believe I have the virus. I will detail everything which there are some very shocking things in it.

>>17761850
It's not spreading in India because the average Indian has the immune system of 20 cockroaches (or its more likely they aren't testing at all)

So SPY puts tomorrow or no?

>>17761651
Be funnier if you put in the post he's replying too for context.

>>17761908
SPY puts every day

"It’s all about egos now, not about the oil market,” said a Saudi-government adviser.

Meanwhile, Prince Mohammed saw the OPEC debate as a way to assert his broad influence over the kingdom’s oil policies and to prove to his older brother, Saudi energy minister Prince Abdulaziz bin Salman, that he could force Russia’s hand, according to people familiar with his thinking.

In a terse phone call to Prince Abdulaziz late Thursday, the crown prince overruled his brother, who had agreed to a three-month production cut with OPEC, and extended the proposed cuts through the end of the year, these people said.

The crown prince ordered the minister to force OPEC to adopt the decision—even if that meant risking any hope that Russia would join in, they said.

Now the kingdom is pursuing a strategy of undercutting its rivals by drowning markets with cheaper oil—a move that has a tendency to backfire, say longtime market watchers.

On Saturday, the Saudi energy ministry told Aramco officials that instead of cutting production, they should pump more oil and lower the price. Saudi Arabia soon spread the word throughout the market. “It was the Saudi declaration of war against Putin,” said a senior Saudi official."

Putin is not Suicidal. These are the actions only a boom boom boy like MBS can take.

When all the retail investors come out of the woodwork and start saying they're going to buy because they 'found the bottom', you know it's time to sell.

bullish?

>>17761776
THIS is the bait
>oh its nothing
>nope still nothing
suddenly
>HOLY SHIT EVERYONES POZZED

meanwhile, the other hand:
>[ghadaffis MBS]
>[flattens an already crippled iran]
>[seizes iraq]
ez
i could unironically do this shit

>>17761850
>authoritarian shitholes
>"Well. If it works. :^)"

>>17761845
For pharma I got AYTU and ONTX. I’m not so confident about ONTX anymore but AYTU is doing well. With the covid scare, they might get a lot better.

>>17761849
I'm watching Eva for the first time. Rei seems like an edgy cunt and Asuka a self-centered bitch. Misato's a 3d womyn but better in all the important aspects, best girl.

This shit better be fucking green as fuck tomorrow so I can load up on puts before the weekend

>>17761651
That’s a good one.

At what multiplier are you walking away from this casino /smg/?

>>17761376
Alberta is good if you have yellow fever. If you don't your options are somewhat slimmer.

>>17761868
kids are heat seeking boomer death missiles but they dont get fucked up by the virus, just spread it everywhere

hey im a complete fuckin retard, thought I knew what I was doing, how fucked am I? what's the worst case from this?
and I guess in the inverse, could I make a profit off of this?

>>17762000
heres the plan:
as SOON as we hear coup in saudi arabia or MBS ded, we buy oil like its going out of style
fuck the market

>>17761437
I can't make that decision for you.

>>17761957
How did cruise missile get so beefy these last four years?

>>17762044
>using robinhood
You're already fucked

>>17761945
Mohammed bin Salman is such a rookie. Putin's been playing this game for decades. Not the man you want to fuck with, moreso when the way of fucking with him is shooting your country in its own foot, and rendering yourself hugely unpopular at home. FSB could very well coup his ass, I don't think MbS has the seniority to warrant real loyalty from his subordinates.

>>17761982
Ask this: what has changed about ONTX, the company and drug wise? Nothing. All this recent stock slide shit is due to the virus fear and nothing else. Hell, you should be thanking the Virus for giving you this gift. Now you can buy more cheap shares and reap the rewards later.

>People still buying the dip

When they will ever learn

>>17761583
They really are that bad, though they might not all happen at once

>>17762058
when can that be?? i'm still holding my UWT and fucking sold my SPY puts today.. surely we could get a bounce.. r-right?

>>17760141
based xrp doing SLIGHTLY less shitty

>>17762044
LMAO

>>17759814
You better start buying kneepads for their sakes anon

>>17761945
Gonna be a coup soon. The House Of Saud needs to be taken off the face of the earth, but taking this asshole out will be acceptable. Too many princes who expect their dividend checks every month are not gonna take this.

>>17762097

Also KSA is being raped in Yemen against the Houthis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ThefTdn_4E

>>17760141
Glad I sold. Been meaning to consolidate all my holdings in one account, so finally did that. I had stuff on like 5 different exchanges (not including private wallets)

LMAO FUCK Canada

>>17761723
>China coronavirus numbers

Yes, and now please tell us who made those numbers. I'll do it for you. The Communist Party of China.

Do you trust the Communist Party of China to accurately track their infections? At first they did. Then it got out of hand. Now they're lying about it.

>>17762027
Dividend investors only buy. The only thing I sell is outrageously OTM covered calls to milk degenerate gamblers out of their lunch money.

>>17762098
Very true, perhaps I should buy more while it’s even lower.

FUCK BOOMERS TAKE THEIR MONEY. HELP ME SHORT SHAKE SHACK. ALREADY DOWN 15% TODAY

>>17761460
>the deathrate was much higher
Considering the death rate in Italy is around 44% of closed cases it seems fairly accurate

>>17759828
>when cardboard is a better investment than stonks

>>17761885
>>17762228
My thread on dying from coronachan. That's right, short everything guy is dying from corona virus.

>>17762225
The fact that this company even got an IPO is outrageous.

>>17762097
Here's how it works there. Oil money flows in. The King takes the biggest and first cut, then it's spread to the bigger family, to the princes, who spread it down to those below him. They get checks every month. They typically will not put up with anything that threatens that check, and MBS is doing just that. Coup or assassination is on the table, count on it. Trump has a lot of leverage here, too - they need our processing, badly, they have little of their own. Russia has a lot, too. If both Trump and Putin lock OPEC off from processing, the Sauds can eat barrels of crude that sit in tankers, useless.
This WILL be resolved, and soon.

>>17762113
This is pretty quality not going to lie

>>17759640
What do yall think?
We heading for 3k on DOW???

>>17762284
No, we're not going to 3k, stupid.

>>17762256
well if coronavirus doesn't get you.. you should just finish the job and kys

>>17762284
I think chartism is fucking voodoo

What kind of strategy should somebody with a job that doesn't have time to put in or pull out whenever he wants have? I really wanna get into this shit but I already missed on HUGE shit like BTC dropping to $4000, and I wasn't even interested in BTC. Should I just play the passive game and do etfs? I'm interested mainly in developing passive income through dividends, is it just a meme? Is M1 Finance a good app?

>>17762284
>Looking at a fucking chart over real world factors
Are you retarded?

>>17760089
looks like robinhood

>>17762284
i think youre retarded

>>17762333
>should I play the passive game? I am interested mainly in doing passive income
Wow what a fucking question

>>17762333
Mostly researching a few company's fundamentals and trading around their earnings calls.
Occasionally, if you have time you can trade inter-day swings like we are doing now.

I'VE SAID THIS 3 TIMES ALREADY, BUT THIS IS DEFINITELY THE BOTTOM. DON'T FUCKING DISAGREE WITH ME OR ELSE.

>>17762333
well faggot nows the time buy xom/disney/KO/T they are so cheap right now and tend to be dividend kings

>>17762113
kek good job

>>17762269
All this just to keep the oil market artificially inflated. Something tells me Russia isn’t doing what you think it is this time around. No more being United States’ pawn

Which of these should I watch?

>>17762434
the lotr trilogy

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BITCOIN SAVED THE STOCK MARKET
GODDAMMIT
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE MONEY OFF THESE BOEING PUTS
INB4 BOEING +20%

>>17762393
>Futures getting mugged
>Only futures up are the Aussies but they do everything ass backwards there so

>>17762434
Train to busan was good mindless fun.

>>17762434
Are you in LA?
Escape from LA.

Are you in NY?
Escape from NY.

Are you a gook?
Train to Busan.

Do you live in Detroit? Dark Knight.

>>17759858
Retard. Are you expecting this virus to suddenly vanish?

>>17762269
>This WILL be resolved, and soon.

I think we'll have riots if people see gasoline halve in price, lose their jobs, and come to find that it's doubled again because of our very fine President. Shale just has to go. Give the people who were involved with it tax cuts for life, whatever, but it just has to go.

Russia may actually be aiming to have the nuisance of shale gone, by the way. I don't think they want as quick of a resolution as you suspect. At least that's what I've read.

>>17762384
This nigga knows what’s up. Pick 5-10 divvy stocks and use autism to know everything about the companies so you can play earnings calls with options.

>>17762434
12 Angry Men

pumps pumps pumps!

>>17762269
>>17762267

IDK whats up with Trump lately, he's radio silent then schizos out a continent ban. Who knows.

But I do know that there are groups of people who collectively wield far more influence as a whole than he does, and those people have spent the 21st century setting us up for energy independence and oil security as a national security matter.

Realistically MBS has about another 1000 basis point to go before those people lose people decide his continued existence is no longer a future state which is foreseeable.

>>17761995
Here's your (you)

>>17762000
I deff wouldn't bet on it. Futures are low

>we've reached the point where having a 5% decline is a 'good' day

>>17762267
Why's that? I don't even know anything about them

We -3% futures, boys.

>>17762442
You're a fucking idiot

>>17762344
Yeah looking at it now that was dumb, but I'm not EXCLUSIVELY interested in playing the passive game. I still wanna try other things. If I do wanna make dividends though, is it better to do etfs or make my own handpicked portfolio? All I have right now is $100 to invest which I understand is miniscule but I'm saving all my money right now for a vehicle

>tfw portfolio is positive today

>>17762470
he probably thinks it will mutate into an asymptomatic strain and immunize everyone like what happened with the spanish flu. Thing is this virus appears to mutate into more virulent strains and its possible you can still get infected by other strains even you get another.

>>17762269
Nothing would be better then watching those Saudi faggots getting executed while surrounded by shitskin zoomers all wearing gucci and holding out iphones to record it

>>17762044
Maybe don't buy after hours.
Selling maybe but don't buy

>>17762500
The goalposts are moving so fast we can’t even see them.

>>17762434
better call saul

>>17762503
A fast food chain with less than 300 locations. I mean, c'mon.

>>17762519
TECS, AYTU, GUSH, ONTX
Lol I have no idea what I'm doing

New
>>17762566
>>17762566
>>17762566
>>17762566

>>17762472
>I think we'll have riots if people see gasoline halve in price

What?

>>17762284
Dude.. if we are about to do a 90% correction across the market, then we might aswell sell everything now and prepare for world wide chaos. A more realistic (but still EXTREMELY bearish) outlook is between 10-18k, anything under 10k would mean just straight up capitulation. Like I said before, the only reason we recovered after the great depression was because of WW2.. if WW2 didn't happen we would have been stuck in mud for probably decades AND to be honest, if markets were to collapse 90% (or even 70%) there would randomly be a large war orcestrated by the elite to save everything we have built for the past few centuries, no joke.

>>17762499
i just need a fucking bounce.. i don't think news on coronavirus will improve over the weekend and would love to get a good position before closing tomorrow.. don't really wanna buy puts at the current bottom

>>17762516
>>17762399
Read this and try to be a nicer person :(

>>17762582
Read the whole thing. He’s still dumb but he meant people will riot if prices go down and then back up again

>>17762333
Passive income is so far out right now, don't even bother. Get an account at Ameriprise, start a 401k, put 12% into long term, or whatever your advisor tells you. Don't look at it for a couple of years.

Day trading right now is incredibly dumb right now now, and will be for a while.

>>17762409

Its in the commment. Russia wanted a slight price decrease to allow it to produce more before its all worthless in 20 years. A price war and crashing the global economy to this level is not worth it for a diversified nation like them

So then the faggot decides no no I want my way i am big boss slayer of Yemenis (who devgru kills for me) I have zero international experience and am a new monarch but now I take on Russian who has humiliated three US presidents in the foreign policy sphere, I am just that good.

CIA COUP NOW

>>17762549
Makes sense that I've never seen one.

>>17762409
I didn't say anything about Russia. Go misunderstand someone else's post.

>>17762640
There has been an incredible amount if inbreeding in that country. Generations and generations of first cousin marriage

>>17762095
>>17762148
>>17762535
but if I let it expire, I wont get reamed in the ass?

>>17762871
If you let it expire you're out the $135 but otherwise fine.

>>17760025
>but we only have 11 cases of the virus.
kek

You have 11 CONFIRMED cases, CDC is testing almost no one. I'm in Portland ("1" case), but the city is full of unseasonable coofers, I'd guesstimate PDX has 10,000 cases alone

Buy TMDX btw.