/biz/ - Business & Finance

Based?

don't buy the dip

>>17746642
THEY'RE TRYING

H bought?

Reminder that Covid-19 is a runny nose with fever just like the sniffles. You'll be fine.

>>17746657
brrrrrt

OH NO NO NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY, DOW AT 30K EOM

>>17746657
PRENTTTTTTTT IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>The desperate attempt by the Fed to pump at the end of the day so that it doesn't look so red
How pathetic.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/research-frontiers-host-end-conference-200010631.html

Number to call is here to listen

>Fed trying to pump but downward pressure is overtaking it
Oh shit motherfucker, it's fucking happening

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

>>17746685
No no let them buy it, itll be funny

>>17746657
the guy who bankrolled suicide squad is taking us to uncharted depths

we love to see it folks

Holy shit it's all gone

IT'S ALL GONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Almost there, yeah, just a little further, NOW RAM IT IN HARD!

meanwhile at the fed

its over

-9%
>-9%
-9%
>-9%
-9%
>-9%
-9%
>-9%

FED PUMP AINT WORKING

STANDING HERE

so whats the reasoning boomers use to justify pumps at the last minute? who on their right mind would be buying right now?

WOAH MOMMA SHE COMING DOWN

oh fuck last minutes here we go

WE HAVE ENOUGH OF YOUR GAMES FED.

dump it

>>17746426
But does the airline industry really need priority saving now?
I would think airlines are kinda low priority during an outbreak

>>17746724
kek

>>17746695
No it isnt faggot

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

m-mommy, what have they done

fed pump was a failure
it's going
d
o
o
o
o
w
n

last minute dump?

DENIED

The end game is here, America needs to shit the bed

>>17746731
9.2%, we can do this!

>>17746733
Give the bulls hope and then cull them once again.

LAST BREATH

>>17746642
WHAT DID I SAY?!?!?!?

>market will close on a daily low
It's over.

IT'S GOING TO -10%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIIIIT!!!!!!!!

ITS GOING TO 10

2500 broke

dump eet

>>17746740
The fed

S&P broke down
HERE WE GO

UNDER 2500

HAHAHAHAHA SUPPORT *THIS*

>>17746657
If nothing else, he's a madman

>>17746642
Bros, what if they WERE pumping last 30 mins

2500 BROKEN

>>17746734
ON THE EDGE

PLEASE MR POWELL JUST PUMP IT FAST AND CLOSE AT GREEN PLEASE

>been waiting to talk to a CSR at questrade chat for 2hrs now
>still 44 ppl ahead of me

>>17746724
that's the exact opposite of what they're doing

2500 BROKEN
>2500 BROKEN
2500 BROKEN
>2500 BROKEN
2500 BROKEN
>2500 BROKEN
2500 BROKEN
>2500 BROKEN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HEY GUESS WHO SOLD SPXU AFTER THE FED PUMP EARLIER AT 1PM

FUCK ME FUCK FUCK

Well it was only 1.2k that I invested but still muh gains.

NOOO WE CAN"T BE BELOW 2500 AHHHH

>negative 9.49%

THIS IS LIQUIDATION HOUR
THIS IS SMART MONEY ACCUMULATION HOUR

These puts are a long shot but they are already printing me money.

MY MONEY

IT'S GONE

IT'S ALL GONE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

above 2500 again
sp500 will never ever ever drop below the hard support line ever again

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I JUST LOST 1.1 MIL WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

HOLY SHIT -10% INCOMING

NO BRAKES

EVERYBODY'S SELLING

SQQQ

TO

THE

MOON

HOLY SHIT GUYS 10%
HOLY SHIT GUYS 10%
HOLY SHIT GUYS 10%
HOLY SHIT GUYS 10%
HOLY SHIT GUYS 10%
HOLY SHIT GUYS 10%

Its a disasta

>>17745837
>Actually, it is likely that nearly 20% of our congress will be hospitalized, and that 2-4% will die. Pretty weird to think about. I'm sure they are all scared out of their minds right now. also, checked
Situation is more severe for people at advanced age

>bullposters

-10%

AAAAAAAAA

>>17746849
nigga u sure you watching live ticker

JESUS CHRIST IT'S HAPPENING

-10%
>-10%
-10%
>-10%
-10%
>-10%
-10%
>-10%
-10%
>-10%
-10%
>-10%

>-10%
Jesus Christ help us all

>>17746849
>2470 right now

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ALLL IN ON TVIX

>>17746685
my 401k just starts this month, it will be awesome

JUST TRIPLED MY MONEY.

DO I HOLD MY SHORTS OVERNIGHT? YES I HAVE SOME EXPIRING TOMORROW

Hello Great Depression Electric Boogaloo!

20k is literally the bottom. No way we are going under.

BULL BRO'S!!!!!!!!!!!

>Dow down 10%
>my portfolio down 8.26%

woo I'm beating the market

>>17746818
What is your question for them?

C R A T E R
R
A
T
E
R

>>17746642
IT KEEPS GOING LMAOOOOO

WE CRASHED I REPEAT WE CRASHED
>WE CRASHED I REPEAT WE CRASHED
WE CRASHED I REPEAT WE CRASHED
>WE CRASHED I REPEAT WE CRASHED
WE CRASHED I REPEAT WE CRASHED
>WE CRASHED I REPEAT WE CRASHED
WE CRASHED I REPEAT WE CRASHED
>WE CRASHED I REPEAT WE CRASHED

Holy shit

I SLEPT THROUGH THE MARKET WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?!?!

HOW MANY CIRCUITS WERE BROKEN WHAT THE FUCK

HAS THIS BECOME A FINANCIAL CRISIS?
IS THIS EVEN WORSE?
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN WHAT THE FUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!

When should I go big in on oil? Will the Saudis and Russians meet again soon?

>>17746850
HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

holy shit those last five minutes

>-9.99

well just bought a bunch of spy calls right at the end :D

Holy shit guys we sub 20k tomorrow

TOP 5 OF ALL TIME

>11%
11%
>11%
11%

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Damn, sold SPXU about 30 min too early but still booked a nice profit. Shit's crazy.

>-9.99%
gay

>>17746642


it....it really is over.....isn't it......

That $500 billion pump.......did nothing.......going to buy ammo RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>17746695
Prediction for tomorrow?

>>17746746
>But does the airline industry really need priority saving now?
This is high level speculation but the airline industry is a key component of global trade. Air cargo is vital for commerce, and business travel has been a key component of why the biz works at all.
If you just imagine retarded summer vacationers it seems less crucial.

We can’t afford the airlines going bust anymore than we could stand trucking just stopping. Or rail delivery of industry goods.
Though the timing part is very unclear I guarantee they will throw out a lifeline. For Boeing in particular since it’s working with the US military constantly. You want the company laying off people who have worked on your top secret shit? Nah.

>-9.99%

LMAO it's over for bear's, bull market baby!

WHAT A DAY

Fucking SQQQ mooning

>>17746933
today was not the day to be asleep. i felt like i was on blow all day

SNSS Pajeet where are youuuuuu HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>dow jones didn't even close out at negative double digits
bears btfo

WHAT WAS THAT?

-9.99%
IT'S NOT -10%
THE FED DID IT
RECESSION AVERTED
MARKET CRASH PREVENTED
BEARS B T F O

what's the circuit breaker on the s&p futs

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 6.08%. AUGHH.
Not as bad as it could have been, Gold holding me a little steadier than I could be. Tried my best to render port semi-market neutral with unlevvied short ETFs this morning, waiting and watching. If I miss a chop up I miss it, this is unreal.
Hand sanitizer is REQUIRED before entering Chili's.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What's the index for dow futures

>9.99%
FED SPENT $100B TO KEEP IT FROM CLOSING AT 10%
>9.99%
FED SPENT $100B TO KEEP IT FROM CLOSING AT 10%
>9.99%
FED SPENT $100B TO KEEP IT FROM CLOSING AT 10%

Please Bobo, no more.

>>17746978
Dem bears got too COCKY am I right

>>17746808
>what if they WERE pumping last 30 mins
Short it even harder.
Expect grandiose declarations of “stimulus” tomorrow. Watching Drumpfelstiltskin say the Obama line will be golden.

>>17746946
If we hit 19K, all of the gains made in the Trump administration will be wiped out. Nice con, Don.

>>17746979
A 60% percent loss is actually very bullish

Smallcaps eviscerated, oil ded, gold ded.
Here's your diversification bro.

PROPHECY WAS TRUE
>PROPHECY WAS TRUE
PROPHECY WAS TRUE
>PROPHECY WAS TRUE
PROPHECY WAS TRUE
>PROPHECY WAS TRUE
PROPHECY WAS TRUE
>PROPHECY WAS TRUE
PROPHECY WAS TRUE
>PROPHECY WAS TRUE
PROPHECY WAS TRUE
>PROPHECY WAS TRUE

>>17746988
5%

>>17746983
liquidation
stop losses getting triggered
market makers accumulating a large negative long position
and then quickly selling it off

>>17746931
saudis are meeting in june, wait until may or so. many of the weaker ETFs are going to be pruned in the coming couple of months

>>17746933
One, but biggest single day drop -9.99 with 1.5 trillion official pump, futures are down 8% about to trigger a lvl 2 breaker on 10%.
Tomorrow is the end end, we are in a depression officialy

>that after bell pump to get the get
9.99%
>9.99%
9.99%
>9.99%
9.99%

THE DUMP CONTINUES IN FUTURES THE DUMP CONTINUES IN FUTURES THE DUMP CONTINUES IN FUTURES THE DUMP CONTINUES IN FUTURES

>>17746987
YOU DID IT FEDS YOU SAVED THE ECONOMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aCVsy4lhEc

>>17746961
Death

>>17747002
My only regret is I didn't have more money to gamble. Up over 100%!

SNSS Anon learned a valuable lesson today about PND biomemes, or at least I hope the retard did. Remember how he was talking about holding a year for the tax benefits ? I bet hes gonna tax loss harvest his mistake now LOL

WTF I LOOK AWAY FOR 5 MINUTES AND SUDDENLY IT DROPS

>future already dipping below 21k
oh no no

>>17747002
I feel like Nostradamus but have no clue when to get out or if I should hold.

If we account for the 1.5t Fed dump, could this be the biggest drop ever?

Post yfw SQQQ gang

Bros, regardless of how well or poorly things turn out we might be watching history in the making here. Imagine if this leads to a global depression, which in turn leads to another world war. And it all started because some chink got the rumblies for flying rat soup. Fucking imagine the kino.

21K BROKEN POST MARKET

500 BILLION DOLLARS GONE JUST LIKE THAT

>not even -10%

Who AMD?

>>17747002
I made all the right calls today. I sold the top of SQQQ right before the breakers flipped, and rebought at the bottom. I'm sure we'll bounce tomorrow so I will lose some of these gains, but a great day for my lunch money investment

>Tomorrow is Friday the 13th
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th
>Tomorrow is Friday the 13th
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th

Kek /sp/ is on suicide watch

if you want to let off some steam. Go shitpost there

BIGGEST PERCENTAGE DROP SINCE 1987

>>17747076
get out now

Well I finally did it, sold my last LMT today, time to ride the leveraged ETF's for a month or so

>College is canceling in person classes, and any groups of 6 or more people until end of semester
>Senior capstone group project this semester, I graduate this May

What a time to be alive!

>>17747041
THIS IS FUCKED

This is fucking awful
every time I think it's too late to sell everything it's fucking worse

tomorrow's going to be so fucking easy. Sell in the morning before the breaker flips, wait for the fake and gay pump, and then buy more puts at the top.

>>17746933

all you need to know is that very soon, pussy will be able to be had for a sandwich....

will trade pussy for food

>sub 20 tomorrow

We should have a limited exchange nuclear war to take our nation's minds off their grief.

-10%...
all hope is lost

>>17746948
>tfw lived through the fourth worst day in stock market history

>>17747053
I'm asking baggy
He already said covid19 is a very serious illness and global crisis

What should I buy?

I'm putting £5k in the FTSE in 16 hours. Good call?

The fuck happened to AMD?
I finally go in for the buy but it completely shits itself

How much did Fed actually pump into the market?
At what point does the ETF market starts shitting itself altogether?

JEROME
WE ARE ON THE BRINK
IT'S TIME FOR THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE

>>17747002
>How did everyone do today? I'm down 6.08%. AUGHH.
Up 10%. I’m only sad I didn’t leverage more.

>>17747076
why not get rid of it a little at a time?

imo its going to get worse. The world covid 19 infection curve isn't flattening

>>17746961
Tomorrows menu::

SPY Cheapies:: $265
Dow Jones Industrial Average:: +1600 points
TLT :: $150
GLD :: SOLD OUT
SLV :: SOLD OUT
OIL :: SOLD OUT

Wow. Sure am glad I stocked up on ammo today

holy shit i cant even believe how hard airlines are getting shit on right now

AAL and SAVE will be under 10 dollary doos tomorrow

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

DOW 169420 is the bottom. pepper your angus, buy the dip and we're all gonna make it

>>17747154
Canned food and shotguns, then secure prime pussy for the future opening of the first post-apocalyptic saloon.

>>17747089
four share zoomer here, easiest money of my life

>>17747106
gz, i was considering selling at 31 but i pussied out. i missed out on some money but at least i'm definitely going to be thick in the green tomorrow

>>17747101
I can't even see that goalposts anymore

how to see Dow and S&P500 futures in tradingview?

>>17746958
you know... as down as it is, its still not to 2017 numbers when the economy was literally doing fine. we all know these numbers were bullshit anyways based on internet companies that dont actually perform as the hype suggested. Until we reach 2015 numbers things are fine in my book.

>>17747154
are you retarded? buy a gun

>>17747160
>At what point does the ETF market starts shitting itself altogether?

The swedecuck ETF market already shit itself, like 80% of them stopped trading and cucking my gains, I was doing great with them. Now I have no idea what to do with my time since they only left the shitty ETFs to play with.

>>17747076
No guts no glory.

>>17747012
>100B for 0.01% difference
Was it all worth it in the end?

>>17747182
If AAL dips under 10 I'm buying 100 shares and selling covered calls.

Oof

post habbening face

>>17747160
the current estimate is somewhere around $1.5 trillion.

Money well-spent

>>17747131
fuck
I'm in LMT deep god damn it

>>17747186
No I mean stocks, what stocks should I buy

>>17747184
wait, fucked that up, anyway, just make sure you don't miss the climb back up because its going to be fast and furious

>>17747184
tell us your unrealized loss right now, i want a good laugh

NYC ABOUT TO BE LOCKED DOWN
DEADASS

>my nvidia puts wouldve printed a shit ton of cash
>bank wouldnt let me buy put options
fuck my life

>>17746973

when do we sell

>>17747230
There are none.

ok guys don't you think this is maybe a bit of an overreaction?

We are now back at early 2017 market numbers

jesus fuck

LMAO

>>17747132
This is very fucked up, futures are not holding up, every analist is comparing to 2008-1929, but saying it's morde dangerous due to almost (in total) 3 trillions in pump last 3 years and today's biggest pump in history lasted 30 minutes.
Get ready anon we crashed, and it looks like it's a big depression.

>>17747241
>>17747241
>>17747241
>>17747241
>>17747241
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>17747241
>>17747241
>>17747241
>>17747241
>>17747241
>>17747241

>>17746979
Still here, still fine, still holding.

>>17747157
tomorrow will be bad so not sure if hodl or cut losses

>>17747220

yo I don't even have anything invested in this and I was watching that last minute free fall with my hands on my head. I feel for you guys

http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

>INO 7.80 postmarket
FUCK OFF

10k here we come

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng2gFti-RiM

>wastin' away
>we're HITTIN' ROCK BOTTOM and
>GOING DOWN IN FLAMES
>but it's not that bad!

Haha money printer goes brrrrRRRRRAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO

END OF DAY ROLLCALL

HOW DID YOU DO FRENS

>>17747241
true if big

>>17747241
God these boomers are such cowards.

>>17747237
~$78K

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>17747285
Lets see your position now faggot

>>17747241
lmao not going to happen. only a moron would lock down a city the size of new york over some sniffles.

>>17747285
kys tripfag

can we fucking make a glass crater out of the chinks already? this is all their fault

>>17747058
Nope, no mistake was made. It will go back up, unquestionably. I will not be selling any time soon. You need to learn what going long actually means.

>>17747155
Dropped 1k today at the bottom. I think it's ok if you're holding long time.

>>17746642
Completely inexperienced with trading here, is Robinhood reputable or should I steer clear?

Which online trade platform does /biz/ recommend?

>>17747197
these goalposts

>>17747002
Down 1.09%, sold by Italy puts for 300% gains today, saved my portfolio from destruction and provided me with some more cash to buy on the way down. NRZ absolutely imploded today, gonna be comfying buying at a 17% yield. Wouldn't be surprised if they cut the div at this point, but it seems to be mostly priced in at this point.

>>17747318
wuhan was even larger

What happens when the 1 trillion dollar pump kicks in tomorrow?

>>17747287
anyone with a brain has been short since china mass quarantined everyone lmao imagine thinking the bull could go on with shit like that happening. peak delusion

i think im down with SPY puts. this week was crazy and I made about $2.5k. the premiums are too much.

>>17747318
How much you wanna bet, baggy? Screenshotting for posterity

>>17747230
>>17747154
>>17747140
god 3d women are so disgusting
t. fit 121 iq aryan

>>17747155
no. you think stocks are going to go up when we close school and lockdown the country in the coming weeks?

If you must do it, average in of a period of weeks/months

>>17747002
Buying TQQQ thinking Trump was going to hit a grand slam on his address last night was a BIG mistake.

>>17747316
Tired of showing you, but here you go again. Still unconcerned, still not selling.

>>17747304
i paper traded forex on think or swim and made like 50% shorting aussie dollars and eurocoin.

>DOW FUTURES -2.459,5 -10,43%
>DOW FUTURES -2.459,5 -10,43%
>DOW FUTURES -2.459,5 -10,43%
>DOW FUTURES -2.459,5 -10,43%
>DOW FUTURES -2.459,5 -10,43%

DO YOU NIGGAS REALIZE WHAT WE ARE WITNESSING
IT IS THE END OF MODERN ECONOMY, OF MODERN CAPITALISM

AND WE ARE SHORTING THE FUCK OUT OF IT

Hey guys make me feel better for selling my short etfs because I got scared after the fed pump

I bought ayy mmm dee, did I do good?

>>17747385
OH NO NO NO

>>17747393
That's because capitalism suicides itself. How ironic.

>>17747338
How was not selling & making 18k a week ago, and then buying back today for less than your original average cost, not a mistake? Holy cope

>>17747356
>robinhood

choose a different non pozzed platform. Maybe E trade

>>17747318
>They locked a country
>All sports cancelled
>It's just a flu
Go to the supermarket and thanks us later

>>17747392

>>17747356
>is Robinhood reputable
No
>Which online trade platform does /biz/ recommend?
Pretty much any broker that isn't a Silicon Valley startup.

>>17747364
same thing that happened today

>>17747248
I didnt get in I'm hoping for a green day tomorrow so it comes back to earth and I can get in

>>17747397
they're injecting another several billion tomorrow. no idea on the time.

watch the pump on that one, you only have about 15 minutes to capitilize on it.

>>17747286
I'll just fucking hold at this point
I'm going down with AMD, gonna buy all the way down

THERE IS NO BOTTOM.
YOUR CHEAPIES ARE MINE.
BUT I DON'T WANT THEM YET.
YOU HAVEN'T SUFFERED ENOUGH.
MY HAND WAITS TO CATCH THEM DOWN IN THE NETHERREALM.

Buy video game stocks.

>>17747397
better safe than sorry. you can enter again tomorrow morning.

>>17747318
shouldnt underestimate boomer stupidity

>>17747380
mate why would you do that

it's literally free money to short the market before every Trump announcement

>>17747385
lol your fucking poor.

>>17747392
DUDE WHAT

>>17747393
Back to leftypol

Pretty sure I have friends who have COVID-19. They were in Italy. 3 of them sick. They have called three places and no one will test them unless they get much more sick. They will recover and probably never be part of the official numbers. The mortality rates are bullshit because of this. They are much lower.

Reminder that tomorrow's going to have ANOTHER 2k point drop

i just feel bad for the newfags that bought SNSS when the tripfag shilled the hardest, at .9

>>17747218
>>17747140
I'm fucked. I don't even... I thought...
Some of my fucking old ass buys went through, now I own more KO and PEP but...

What the fuck are revolvers?
What's going on with credit?

I don't want to fucking sell into this but holy shit... there's a happening in the finance...

Even Cramer, who's been saying this is not a financial crisis but a biological crisis... he's shifted to "I don't want this to BECOME a financial crisis" and has put together a "plan" for the treasury to make money available to every damn business...

>>17746853
Heem sleepy

>>17747392

link right fucking now

>>17747385
LMFAO
Sucks to suck

>>17747163
The ultimate jutsu

holy shit imagine being snssfag right now LOL

>NYC MAYOR DE BLASIO DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY IN NYC
Whew

>>17747163
Will they panic and cut 75bp or more next week?

>>17747385
>Today's returns
my sides

>>17747486
I'm only down like $2, i'm not that vexed though i definitely took the bait

>>17747494
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>>17747417

Reminder its a chink virus causing this whole retarded mess. Marxist-Leninist states have gone from just collapsing their own nations to trying to collapse the rest as well. Imagine that

>>17747494
>>17747392
UH GUYS

>>17747218
>500 Billion spent on this little peak
>350 million americans
>the average american payed 1430$ for this

>>17747494
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-30-futures-streaming-chart

>>17747494
>17747494
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-30-futures

When do the banks start imploding?

>>17747471
Because I fell for the Trump Put™ meme.

dow futures strong support at 21k

CNBC telling retards to buy right now, it's heinous

>>17747512
Dude watched his portfolio drop 25k in 1 week & still acts like he did nothing wrong. The cope & delusion is off the charts

>>17747488
>What's going on with credit markets?
They seizing up bro

>STATE OF EMERGENCY IN NYC


WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>17747543
It's always been their end goal. Mediocrity for everyone.

>>17747488
It could only become a financial crisis if the state starts actually shutting shit down, this travel ban was absolutely not good for the economy. More moves like this will actually cause businesses to start defaulting and that will cascade into a financial crisis.

only down like a few bucks

>>17747539
nigga what? did you only buy 5 shares?

>>17747360
good job gwim!

>>17747393
>Be happy of the Jews taking more power

What should I start drinking? I think this is the end boys.

FUTURE -11%
>FUTURE -11%
FUTURE -11%
>FUTURE -11%
FUTURE -11%
>FUTURE -11%
FUTURE -11%
>FUTURE -11%

>>17747512
How much does he hold?

>Tomorrow will be Friday the 13th

>>17747241
I am actually freaking the fuck out. I do not want to be stuck on this island when the urban youth get spooked or bored.

Why the fuck am I losing money on TVIX after hours right now? Should I sell and buy back again tomorrow morning?

>>17747544

No one can tell me the government can't cancel all student loans now with the way that 1.5trillion just got erased like a fart in the wind

>>17747571
BUY LOW
SELL LOWER

>>17747512
Damn, what happened? 2 days ago someone wished SNSS would crash so SNSS Anon would be punished for being a bad person. It came true.

iT WiLl bE gReEn bY tHe MoRnInG

>Lindsey Graham self-quarantining & got tested

>>17747517
Who's going to run the casino machines on the trade floor?

>https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/white-house-called-jim-cramer-cnbc-live-tv-trump-markets-2020-3-1028990789
>The White House called CNBC's Jim Cramer on live TV after urging the federal government to take action to contain the economic fallout of the spreading coronavirus.
lmao are we living in a simulation?

Just buy the dip lol

>>17747398
No, Right now doing anything other than shorting is stupid.

>>17747589
being bobo was fun today.

>>17747596
It will go down in history. Just like Bloody Monday

ITS UP

were going to 19k tomorrow aren't we?

>>17747593
Go out buy your favorite and something you always wanted to taste, and if in NYC, guns and food for 2-4 months,

>>17747596
If dubz it hits 13%.

>>17747213
this

I thought futures weren't open until 6 est how are they still going down

>>17747625
ohhhh boy I missed everything, sleeping in too much...

I better check the DVR

well i guess ill see you guys at dow 18259

You guys know how to read right? The futures aren't open.

>>17747385
>99.98 portfolio diversity
LMAO @ your life. No wonder you got caught and dinged with a felony, you're a fucking moron.

>>17747660
It's just after hours trading.

>>17747609
Contango

I'm new to this, are people just buying options right now?

>>17747612
screencapped this

>>17747625
CLOWN FUCKING WORLD

NEW YORK CITY LOCKDOWN

>>17746921
holy fucking shit that belly. sauce me

pls paul no sub 20k that make me frigten

>>17747640
are we going to troll it again?

>-9.99%
Cirno is the strongest!

>>17747660
Global robo market keep up goyim

>>17747670
more like 15k tbqh

>>17747640
>inb4 black week

>>17747213
i'm still trying to wrap my head around options trading, so i only partially understand what you mean

>>17747689
I see, should I still hold? It's only 4 shares at around $1200 total

>>17747385
Why tho? Explain your thinking.

>>17747385
oh it's only a 6k loss? that's fucking chump change

>>17746642
How much REFR do I need to make it?

>>17747385
JUST

>>17747625
LMAO

>>17747690
Not just but it's pretty fun to do.

>>17747385
you could have been a millionaire if you dumped that trash and shorted SPY yesterday.

>>17747640
There will be a third article for tomorrow the 13. All supersticious people will kill themselves.

>>17747571
>CNBC telling retards to buy right now
Well that’s a good way to know it’ll fall.

>>17747612

they could, but na.....you have to pay it back or be ruined for life........amazing, isn't it?

>>17747727
Up to you. I bought at $62 and booked profit at like $115

If you think it’ll keep going down hold. I have spy puts fyi

>>17747678
this has happened every day in the last 2 weeks, as soon as the markets close people panic about moves in futures markets... which aren't open for another couple hours :o

I just got an email from the American foundation for suicide prevention, a site I've never visited before, basically telling me to not kill myself in panic.

So that's pretty goddamn bearish.

Why the fuck is the chart not updating anymore? Is there a break or something going on?

>>17747738
oh shit, and this is just the first ear.... fuck we've got more dip to come.

>>17747678
>>17747678

Wow major pleb detected

>>17747802
LMAO jfc

>>17747578
>>STATE OF EMERGENCY IN NYC
How will closing NYC affect the stinky stonks I wonder? :^)

>>17747612
truly, unironically, emphatically the most based post ever posted to this board

>>17747625
Drumpf is a joke

>>17747791
Newfags probably. I keep seeing people everywhere talking about getting into stocks.

I bought SRTY at $47.50 thinking I might have been too late

It's up to $49.50 after hours already

How fucked is he?

Should I sell right when market opens tomorrow or sell at the peak around 12pm ET?

>>17747815
Initial sell off phase

>>17747678
chad 2000 is open.

>>17747743
Drug has passed all safety trials and is already showing efficacy. 400mg data confirmed for coming this month, there will be partial remissions on it, the stock will be going way higher than recent trends, and SNSS will be bought out this year, likely by Abbievie. So I don't care how low it goes. It will go back up.

sold SQQQ today at $31
made $1000
but i crave more

tomorrow seems like a wild card. will we rebound?

>>17747852
pretty fucked since i'm expecting him to go full calvin coolidge and actively avoid trying to improve the situation

>>17747852
pretty fucked, didn't you see him coughing during the state of the panic address? he's fucking got it.

>>17747825
No its dumb

>>17747865
>sell at the peak around 12pm ET?
????????? you from the future?

>>17747876
BUY THE RUMOR SELL THE NEWS

>>17747876
I hopped back in today, last time I made 20 buckos!

Should I kill myself? Serious question.

>>17747902
Tomorrow is probably a deadcat bounce because of all the cheapies
Afterwards however... we have to see the weekend.

>>17747571
Every time I’ve tuned in I haven’t seen that at all. You people have such selection bias.
El Arian, Cramer, Dwyer, so many people saying not to buy.

>>17747923

no

NYC Mayor speaking Live right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dukXZeKQgKg

>>17747612
You don't understand repo

>>17747902
No you dumb fucking retard, why did you sell??

>>17747852
He's fucked. Even Bernie could beat him at this point.

What kind of Republican lets the economy crash harder than 1987? He's a fucking retard. He actually single-handedly caused one of the worst days in stock market history.

>>17747625
>>The White House called CNBC's Jim Cramer
Hahhahaha wtf is this life? Oh lord oh jesus save me.
>>17747876
>SNSS will be bought out this year, likely by Abbievie.
Big if true. I made solid gains on Abb before I cashed out and bet against the market.

>>17747876
I averaged down a bit today (to .49). Looking to buy more tomorrow. Lots of good news but they really screwed up the investors call.

>>17747923
no, you should get covid-19 and have a supply of tissues and get some chicken soup then just get some rest. in 2 weeks when you recover the markets will be back to their 1919 highs.

>>17747916
That's what it was for me today, 9am AZMT was when my stocks were at peak price for selling.

>>17747909
i hear it's in your state now.. thanks to your chink gf

>>17747876
But you could have sold last week for 18k profit & bought back in today for less than your original price. Is your ego really that fragile you cant admit you played this wrong?

>>17747923
Tell us about your situation

>>17747909
>coughing during the state of the panic address? he's fucking got it.
Imagine if Trump dies.
He’s got shit health, morbid obesity and age plus whatever drugs he takes. Just being obese gives you a 10% chance of dying.
If he has it there’s a good chance he’s toast even with primo care.

>>17747923
No. You have an entire life ahead of you filled with joys and triumphs that cannot be comprehended at the moment.

>>17747970
i bought low sold high nigger

all this because boomers are scared to catch a cold. the grocery store better not be out of frozen pizza tonight

>>17747823

>>17748006
No it's my state's retarded governor's fault.

I hate aftermarket traders so much.

bros I just relocated to NYC two months ago

>>17748028
Trump dying would be the one gleaming diamond at the core of this colossal planetoid of shit.

>tfw live in the Pyrenees and can just go innawoods or to my little village to team with the village to be self-sufficient thanks to hunting

its not ok but it would be pretty fucking cool

>SPY down an additional 4% after hours

cheapies time!

Disneyland closing tomorrow. 4th time in history it closes - after 9/11, JFK assassination, Northridge Earthquake

>>17747923
You're gonna miss all the upcoming /biz/ shitposting

I honestly want to get corona just so I can cough on boomers and make them die.

>>17747625
WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE

>>17748041
Thanks to whoever posted that originally. I was scalping after hours, saw that, and got out before it dropped more.

>>17748061
hope you have all the essentials for the next 30days. City will be locked down in a couple of says lmao

>>17748047
How do they get access, special company status?

>>17747982
>What kind of Republican lets the economy crash harder than 1987
literally every single one?

>>17747154
Anon... that's my sister...

>>17748063
Who would the republicans run against Biden? Bloomberg?

>>17748020
I could have done that, yes. If I only had prescient knowledge this massive dump was coming, I would have, damn the taxes. I didn't. So, I didn't. So be it.

AAAAAAA

>>17748110

>mfw you could have made 5k from roughly 10$ of spy 3000 march 20th calls 12 days ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I've lost $400 since this all started. I know that's not a lot but FUCK I SHOULD HAVE SOLD

>bulltards expect the value of stocks to INCREASE while NYC, DFW, LA quarantined

Loving every laugh.

>>17748079
what are you smoking, it's down .6

>>17747285
his bags are heavy
pumps weak, dumps are steady
bankruptcy on his mind already, pennystock betting

Futures will reopen soon, predictions?

>>17748140
Pence and just plan on losing unless Biden also bites the dust
>there's a chance the 2020 election could be Pence vs Gabbard

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>>17748143
HOLY SHIT NICE ANON

>>17748153
but what about tomorrow anon

WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW

>>17747625