/biz/ - Business & Finance

JEROME POWELL 1 PUMP CHUMP

first for SOXL bag holders

Lads I just went to mcdonalds to get some mcdoubles and the credit card machines aren't working

*brrrring brrrrring*

>>17743907
I usually don't watch stock market. Has dow ever risen 1500 points in 15 minutes before?

I just wanna tell SNSS anon I still love him

I wonder if this is the bottom.
The DOW dropped from 30 to 20.

VIX/SQQQ CALLS OR PUTS ON ANYTHING ELSE?
WHICH IS BETTER

>>17743942
i wish. he'll be pumping 3 times a day every day for the next week.

We love you CoronaChan

GIVE HUGE DUMP IN THE LAST HOUR

Threadly reminder that oil stocks need to be on your watch list.

>>17743942
one hour

SNSS BRO PLS REPORT WE ARE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WELLBEING

I put a $40 limit buy on KO

I give it better than even odds it fills, thanks Trump

Unironically considering REFR now.

apology for poor english

when were you when dow john dies?

i was sat at home eating bat soup when trump ring

‘dow is kill’

‘no’

>>17743986
please name some

>>17743942
He still fucked all of us in the ass real good.

how's the market doing today?

>>17743970
they put a buy wall at 2500
it (probably) won't go lower than that until at least next Wednesday, or if things get really bad and they run out of cash

>>17743946
so did you have cash or did you not get the mcdubbies?

>>17744012

its great bro

bros...

>>17744021
super!

its an overnight pump retards
though expect friday close to be bloody again

>>17743907

At.....at....last.....I truly see........their power....it's.....too....too great......

The Bagdanoff's truly are beyond death....

>>17743990
You think 40? I was waiting for 44.

>>17743994
Okay very cool

THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n-9Rsn52Qk

>>17744003
conocco, exxon, shell

>>17744012
Pretty nice some ups and downs but it's going steady.

Who will be the new superpower after this makes the US crash and burn?

>>17743986
yeah for puts and deathwatch maybe

i am now officially a bear

LETS BRING THIS MOTHA FUCKA DOWN

LOL they snuck in another repo operation today. With a term of 3 FUCKING MONTHS. Brings today's total to $351.2b submitted, $276.5b accepted.

This is on top of all the $1.5 trillion of actual, undenyable QE that was just announced

Guys how do you like my new meme?

>>17744023
>the Fed's assets all pay an interest of above 1%
>the Fed currently owns 3-4 trillion in US assets

>>17744062
A month ago, maybe.

>>17743986
nothing can save oil desu. even if those 2 suck each others cocks live, it might give it temporary 10% bump but thats it

fed gonna keep spy pinned at 253

I want to kill myself. I'll never be able to retire. I hope every fucking boomer rots.

>>17744012
>how's the market doing today?

The market is so bright i don't need eyes to see it

>>17744047
I don't think it'll drop to $40 but if it does briefly because the market has autism I want in

Trudeaus wife got the corona, get fucked slut. I hope she or trudeau die

>>17744053
awesome good luck!

>>17744083
it's shit

You tried, Fed. You tried.

I legit wonder if this is it for Boeing.
>737 debacle will now be amplified by airlines going on suicide watch
>whatever SLS/ULA work they're doing for NASA is sure to get assfucked in the coming austerity
Unless their lobby pulls some big military plane acquisition contract out of their ass, things are not looking well for them.

>>17744093

You won't ever need to. Don't worry. :)

Where do I actually go to learn about stocks and markets and shit?
I want to have the knowledge so I can join in on fresh new markets once the economy dies

I had a flight from EU to LA that I just tried to cancel.

>Can't refund you online, sorry! Call our CSR.

Okay, lets call the CSR.

>This call cannot be completed due to technical difficulties. Please hang up and try again.

It's like a fucking zombie movie.

>>17744094
crazy world but hope you are doing great!

>>17744079
Another important note! Look at the distribution of assets in that operation. People on the news are only talking about treasury notes/bonds, but god damn they are ramping up the purchasing of mortgage-backed securities again..................................

>>17744093
kek

>>17744093
anon, remember Chairman Mao's words: "There is great chaos under heaven. The situation is excellent!"

>>17744115
I guarantee you that turbofaggot trudeau is secretly living with hiv already, so he's fucked

>>17744054
Africa, I don't think the virus is even there

>>17743945
its going sub 100, and soon

>>17744001

Underrated

>>17744126
It’s a national security risk if it crashes. Blumpf will have to bail the cunts out at some point.

>>17744089
Oil isn't going anywhere and most oil companies have massive cash reserves.
The US also still has a massive stockpile of oil sitting in storage.

I have $50 spare, what do I invest in?

>>17744079
This is fucked up.

>>17744138
there's nothing to learn, this market is a fucking joke right now

>>17744138
The synagogue

>>17744141
My sides hurt
I've been laughing non-stop since 9:30

>>17744182
Groceries.

50 SQQQ sold at 31, buying back in after the fed pumps again.

It feels like the house of cards is about to come crashing down.

>fed pump totally invalidated
Aaaaaand we’re back

Would it have gone to -15% without the fed repo?

Did markets close in America?

>>17744158
I'm holding till zero

>>17744138
literally read the OP

Anybody else have a stack of guns and ammo? The memes weren't memes, lads.

Where did the thread discussing these posts go? https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/241674007

I wrote up a reply, but got a 404 when I tried to post it. Was it just removed because it's /pol/ speculation, or what?

What I thought Trump was going to pump the markets and ban the smelly coughing Eurocucks from making us sick. Why is the market so damn red?

>>17744216
smart

>>17743820

can someone answer this

>>17744066
buy signal

SPXL time

SQQQ 35% calls, too risky or no?

ACCUMULATE REFR CHEAPIES

EARNINGS CALL TODAY

Getting close again. What now FED 1 quadrillion?

>>17744181
obviously the commodity is not going anywhere, captain

and just like that... we're back

>>17743907
>>17743907
i just woke up and am looking at my account and everything is down like i expected but why was there a spike up a couple hours ago? all my shit actually went up a ton before crashing, if i had been awake i would have sold some stuff

>>17744208
laughing is so important! glad to hear it :)

Christ this crisis is gonna lead to full blown gommunism. The end is truly nigh

>>17744264
No.

>>17744276
Kikes announced $1 trillion of printed money

What do they mean by this?

is anyone else's DOW stream freezing at 2:31pm?

I am going to fucking murder and cannibalise the next subhuman fucking Asian I see. I have lost so much money because some slanty eyed fucking retard got the rumblies in his tumblies for a fucking flying rodent. Holy shit. I am fucking furious, I'm going to feed the local cats anthrax and watch all the fucking yellow devils drop dead.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17744293
SOURCE PLEASE

Just listened to an infectious disease specialist. He said we might see a 30-40% fatality rate if we dont get it under control, in the US. Cut it in half if you want.

The Federal Reserve doesn't itself believe that the pumps will avert a market crash. It's just throwing money into the market to temporarily pare the losses of stockholders (banks) and give them the opportunity to exit without being 100% ruined. At the end of the day we're going to experience 2008 whether we like it or not.

Developed a cough today.
Don’t feel sick, no fever, no shortness of breath. The back of my throat tickles, that’s all. Should be ok, right?

>>17744300
HAHAHAHAH

AHHH WHY DID I SELL SPXU AFTER THE PUMP STARTED TO NORMALIZE GOD DAMN IT

>>17744272
And neither will the demand. Oil getting really cheap will just ensure that it continues to take up most of the market share.
All I'm saying is oil stocks are at an all time low, it's not a bad idea to start putting big oil companies that can weather out the storm on your watchlist.

did fed actually pump it or did the stocks just go up because of the announcement?

>>17744332
rip

>>17744315
Marketwatch

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/djia

Nice market you got there

>>17743907
fuck markets
fuck the fed
fuck jannies
fuck tripfags

-2000

>>17744300
what if its a qt asian gril

>>17744332
It could be a seasonal cold or flu, or it could be that within the next month your lungs will scar so much that you will have trouble breathing without the help of a machine. Good luck!

you wanna update nigga? this shit 10 mins old

I feel a HAPPENING coming on

>>17744250
I did but don't get the site, seems more like some news site of sorts mixed with a bit of education
I learned economics in school, I just wanna understand wtf trading is

>>17744300
HOLY FUCK HA

>>17743907
Second biggest daily loss in the history of the DAX (nearly number 1).

>>17744343
this board cant read. the pump happens tomorrow or tonight.

is oil still fucked?

>>17744332
I've been sick all year it seems.. I make sure to touch as much stuff in public as possible and cough on everything I can

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>>17744300
saved

>>17744300
>he didn't switch to a short position on Monday and recoup *all* of his losses

lmfao nigga what did you expect?

>yes, yes - the market dropped 7% in a day but we're going to have a lovely bull run and everything will be fine

lmaoooooo

>>17744251
Yeah, probably need a couple more thousand rounds though.

guys I just made 20k
what do i do.
I only put like 5k into the market

>>17744378
>I learned economics in school, I just wanna understand wtf trading is

>>17744300
based

>>17744264
Hey, I've been trying to get info out in these threads. Lemme link some archives for you:
>>17730722
>>17730738

Also this playlist / channel. https://youtu.be/thfJXeMzedc?list=PLdIZc_RaumFDlP041khqznqCOZrMsEgji

Also go to this thread in the archives https://archived.moe/biz/thread/16006742
Ctrl+F for OP's ID DqWJwyDo and read those posts in particular, but the whole thread is good.

>>17744138

you are 6 years too late faggot.

2014 was the time to have learned how to profit from this crash

They are not letting this shit reach 9% lmao

Is it time to reallocate my 401k from bonds to stocks yet? Mine is a 20+ year time horizon not a trader

>>17744316

Link to that info? Or by 'listened', do you literally mean he was talking to you in person?

>>17744300
unquantifiably based

>>17744332
My nose has been running for like 2 weeks because of allergies, might be that

OH NO NO NO NO NO

EVERYTHING TO 0.0001!!!!

>>17744300
Don't blame others for your own incompetence, sweaty :-)

>>17744332
I've had a pretty bad one for the past week or so. Good luck to you fren but realistically speaking we're probably already dead

I'm down like $20k at this point lads

>>17744300

odds I go all in on sqqq

>>17744300
very racist but also very based

When is the next injection?

>>17744448
Wait for another kike pump before you do it

$TSLA in the delusion zone.

>>17744332
Shortness of breath and a dry cough are the 2 main symptoms. Otherwise it's just a cold or allergies

>>17744412
Keep kicking ass

at the height of the pump dow was not even -3%. now we're back to -8.5%.

>>17744079
>>17744142
>>17744292
>>17744369

We really are about to have another 2008 aren’t we?

>>17744332

Saw something the other day that said you should try each day to hold your breath for 10 seconds. You should be able to do that easily. If it's difficult, it could be a sign you're developing fibrosis. I'M NOT A DOCTOR THOUGH AND HAVE NO IDEA WHETHER THIS INFO IS LEGIT.

>>17744395
You're sick because you were anally pozzed by a mexican tranny prostitute, don't go blaming your GRIDS on chinamen now.

>>17744417
As in actual trading minute by minute crap, not macro economic trends and unemployment rates and shit

>>17744419
thanks mate, i'll check it out.

when the markets goes down on Liz Clayman

>>17744444
FUCK YOU BOBO and your quints. Gimme a fake and gay pump tomorrow.

>>17744480
Are you really asking this?
It's literally unfolding right before your eyes.

>>17744490
buy high, sell low

ARE WE HITTING CIRCUIT BREAKER 2 TODAY

>>17744462
LMAO, watching you spend all day SEETHING about TSLA is hilarious.

How do people still rally at the close when the news only gets worse later at night?

Should I still buy puts on PLNT and LYFT?

>>17744444
What a waste of digits!

I don't get it.
Just buy put options????

in b4 pump to 265 starting at 3pm sharp

>1.5 trillion bailout
>shortest dead cat bounce in history
This is getting pathetic. Someone needs to get Trump outta there.

>>17744216
how low will SQQQ go at the close today?

>>17744485
ya I saw that too, I can hold my breath for a minute though so I think its a good indicator for me, I dont know about other people

Why is 21500 such a hard wall?


Also, will tomorrow be red ?

WHY IS NOTHING MOVING

>>17743907
>Kill the printers and burn the fed building
un-fucking-ironically, stop spending our FUCKING MONEY Jerome. Let this bitch crash with no survivors then use our tax dollars to spur it back to life

are boomers finally done???

>>17744540

Pretty sure only the first 500 billion have been injected into the system.

>>17744511
I bet we will in last hour/half hour of trading. Expecting a full dump down of panic selling.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17744524
Because retards, feds, and jews

The wife and I went out to eat at an Asian restaurant last night, because we were tired of being cooped up and she works in a public school in Seattle so we figured we're probably gonna get it anyway... this morning I'm feeling some tightening in my throat that I usually get before a sore throat. Fugg.

UH OH PUMPS TURNED ON AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

Powell says PUMP IT

>>17744550
shit's freezing on my end
maybe trump is trying to SHUT IT DOWN due to a massive dump

>>17744569
You think we will reach -20% on SPY?

>>17744427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ajACc7ul4k

>50% or more will get infected
MSNBC interview above. Same info as I heard on the Sam Harris podcast
might of misheard his podcast with sam harris of 'fatality' vs 'infection'

I guess you could do the math of how many people die, if half of america catches

>>17744511
No way, Fed will pump to keep everything above -10% in order to limit the panic going into tomorrow. If the pump fails today, tomorrow is 1929.

another 1500 pump rn

Bear trap is in place. Pump of astronomical proportions happening tomorrow. This shit'll look like a trampoline. Mark my words.

selloff is going to continue tomorrow, right?

>>17744534
I can't buy put options so I have to buy inverse etfs

Where were you when the Obama economy became the Trump economy?

>>17744300
On one hand laughing that you stayed in the bubble for so long; On the other hand that second part of your post is EXTREMELY based

Gotta vent a bit..
>trade micro Nasdaq futures (/MNQ)
>hit indicator, know its gonna drop today
>place limit put order, and go to work
>MISSES MY ORDER BY 3 POINTS
>crashes down 400 points
Fuuuuuuuuck. Missed 800$ of profit.

Oh look, that was totally natural and not fake and gay at all

NOOOO YOU'RE TOO EARLY YOU FED BASTARDS

BOLSONARO GOT IT
IT'S OVER
https://twitter.com/politicomx/status/1238156512792588289

>Pomp eet

What's pumping it now?

Right on call, the PPT is here again.

I just think it's hilarious that the CNBC goalpost is now
>Yes a technical recession but it will be short and swift!

>bought sqqq right before the pump
yeeep

>>17744566

>only
>500 Billion
>only

lol wut

>>17744602
buying puts like a madman, shitposting here, and thanking god for corona-chan

WHY IS IT GOING UP?

>>17744541
No idea, however low Jerome feels like I guess

>>17744615
this is fake news, he is only being tested atm he hasnt been confirmed yet

How big will this pump be. SQQQ at $28 would be nice

aint pumping over 22k desu

ACTIVATE IT

>>17744609
>Buy SPXU during the morning pump
>Doing well, up almost 10%
>Feds fuck everything
>Down 15%
>Listen to /biz/ talking about the 1:30pm pump
>Lose my nerve and sell at a 1.7% loss
>mfw seeing the market atm
>I have no face to commute what my face looks like atm
Fuck

>>17744629
They don't want all the droolers watching to panic

>>17744646
shill me some puts

These are just short covers getting sold. The pump was either the earlier one or coming in 30 minutes.

Well glad Im sitting in divvies. Going to wait for the bottom to dca

>>17744652
I have a limit order set at 28 for sqqq so yeah it would be nice

>>17744650
This is confirmation from a South American source.

>>17744635
>sold SQQQ right before the pump

>>17744647
because trump is probably on speaker phone right now screaming at jerome to waste our fucking money trying to revive something that's already dead

>>17744635
just hold it, this isn't over

>>17744585
Oh is that the next breaker? Thought it was 13%. Although now that i look at it thats a bit far away still.

>1 500 billion

Isn't that going to fuck up your inflation quite thoroughly? I mean that's an awful amount of money to print.

https://youtu.be/nZoyE1B7HHA

>>17744594
Absolutely, no one holding stocks or calls over weekends when more bad outbreaks make it to the news.

>>17744695
Its at 13 if the markets hit that before 3:25PM, otherwise there are no breakers until 20% after that time, and if it reaches 20% it'll stop trading for the rest of the day

>Number Of Confirmed Coronavirus Cases In Germany Jumps To 2,369 From 1,567 - Robert Koch Institute For Infectious Diseases

>>17744587
Are we actually looking at a 10kk death toll in America? That would be fucking crazy.

>>17744685
made 3 hrs ago? ok retard

waiting for the next pump, do i get SH or SPXS? cant buy options

>KO almost at 45 dollars.
What the actual fuck.

do we think the US will declare bankruptcy soon?

I'm about to start studying law.

What does this mean for me?

>>17744716
You'd think so but

https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/inflation/current-inflation-rates/

>>17744716
Four rounds of QE didn't make a dent, nobody gives a fuck or pretends they know how this alien machine works anymore.

so at 3 its going to plummet? right guys? guys?

>>17744685
im from brazil and i dont see any brazilian journalists confirming this. you have to understand that all south american governments hate bolsonaro because hes right wing, so theyre willing to push these fake stories all the time

>>17744716
I wonder how it will affect the balance of payments.

>>17744716
Not if people don't run to get their money out.

>>17744716
>low economic activity
>inflation
what did he mean by that

>>17744731
Ah nvm then. We wont hit 20% today.

RIP mini fed pump

Anyone else feel like Michael Burry

>>17744293
if GDP falls 4%in Q2 thats gonna be fucking huge lmfao

>>17744745
>US
>Bankruptcy
Good one

>>17744755
How are you going to lawyer people if everyones dead?

last hour, bros. what are your expectations?

>>17744549
thats where the FED buy wall sits. 250 on sp500

>>17744755
the only law we'll have in the next decade is martial law

Spain cases increasing

Southern Ireland closing schools

>>17744791
you're a retard

>>17744806

Pump to 265. Screencap this.

Who's actually selling here, like lmao this is clearly going to come back.

>>17744806
Rally to close out at 6.5%, it'll be green tomorrow as the effects of the QE take place, RED RED RED on monday.

equities are pricing in a 19,000,000 death pandemic

>>17744796
Our fucking milk will cost as much as Canadas

>>17744806
It will stay down, and go down even further tomorrow as people continue to panic sell.
Stay vigilant and keep watch of the news for when to buy; which, you should be buying when shit is this fucking cheap.

Fucking KO, drop.

>>17744755
invest in kneepads

>>17744835
I’m buying.

what do you guys think? pump to close at -4%?

>>17744755
Your studying to learn something that soon won't exist

>>17744806
panic selling in the last 30 minutes, close at -9%, tomorrow is bloody sunday

>>17744850
The fuck do you mean? KO has gone from 60 dollars to 47. in the span of like a week.

>>17744480
>another 2008
Another 1929

Ahem, I have an announcement:

NHL suspends the rest of the season


Oh, and media only at the Augusta Nationals

>>17744806
Dump further 1%

>>17744849
>>17744859
close at 0%

>>17744806

forget about day trading, I'm looking forward to the after-hour trading, you know.....the FUTURES.

It's going to be a BLOODBATH tonight.

>>17744806
It should've been further down today, red until tuesday

This is a little too oversold. Getting ahead of itself.

>>17743986
I bought GASL calls for the giggles, feel pretty confident that it'll continue to drop and simply be wiped off the exchange

>>17744859
Those who pump are just losing their money when the inevitable announcement that something else crucial to the US economy is stopping later that night

EOD DAY PUMP IS COMING, BUY IN NOW

>>17744835
Why would you hold this dumpster fire over the weekend?
It will either go up next week on good news and once the panic eases down or it will be the apocalypse.

Pump to -5% or ends -10%

LCI is way undervalued at these levels

There's no eod pump today, and when people realize that everything's gonna tank.

its going to close at -10 and you all know it tomorrow we will trip the -9 and -13% by 11am jesus christ this is beautiful

>>17744903 GASL/GUSH/ERX is being reverse split on March 23

I wish I bought SQQQ this week. Probably too late for the time being

>VIX 70

>>17744840
Globally or just the US?

>>17744954
Might get a chance at a decent dip before market close.

>1.5T in QE
>2 hours later, no effect
Kek

>>17744255

Still wanna know what's going on with this. How come it got deleted?

so is the whole system a scam?

>>17744947
they will be 0 by then

kek

>>17744930
>LCI is way undervalued at these levels

It's going back down to under $5.

>>17744937
we will see

>audible boomer screams on the trading floor
>the seething
>the pain
it feeds me brothers

>>17744873
I want it to get to around 44, keeps crabbing now.

>>17744806
Pamp it

>>17744774
They just did.

MLB SHUTS DOWN
>MLB SHUTS DOWN
MLB SHUTS DOWN
>MLB SHUTS DOWN
MLB SHUTS DOWN
>MLB SHUTS DOWN

>buy 4 SQQQ calls
>sell 2 to lock in profit
Not sure if I should sell the other 2, or buy back in lolz

why doesn't the fed just let it drop? Instead of killing everyone's savings, just ease the fall instead

so is this a currency crisis or a debt crisis?

snss bro are you alive pls respond

>>17744378
Try starting with the third link for Educational sites. It was helpful for me.

>>17744806
dump it

>>17744980
Imagine we are approaching the South Sea bubble max. lmao.

I wonder what they will call this 50 years from now

pomp it

give me a good biomed stonk for market on close

WHY THE FUCK WAS MY PUT SOLD AT 2.20 WHEN IT WAS TRADING AT 3.5. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

>>17745011
>so is this a currency crisis or a debt crisis?

Neither. media hyped fear for CoronaChan to crash the markets in an election year to use it against Trump.

>>17744982
I'm buying all the way down baby

Short
P
y

Long
C
I

LCI to $60

>>17745011
imagine thinking this is a currency/debt crisis and not a biological crisis. are you really this dumb lmfao? gee i fucking wonder why all these fiscal/monetary policies wont work. idiots on here lmfao.

>>17745010
Because this way only the little guys feel it. The dollar is still a very trustworthy currency,

I hope you guys see that the FED only exists to bail out their banker friends and put the bags on the governments balance sheet when it hits the fan. They take the profits in a bull market and sell the FED their bags, exiting at the top.

Could we have a stock exchange under a commie system if it wasn't tied to actual ownership? srs question.

AHHHHHHHHH WHY DID I SELL MY SPXU AFTER THE FED PUMP AHFLKDSAJFLKESDJA

>>17744079
Been wondering is there anything stopping institutions from buying more securities with repo bux?

HERE WE GO

>>17745010
>just ease the fall instead
>fed is literally do that
Do you suggest somethiing else?

>>17744980
>south sea bubble was exactly 300 years ago
wdtmbt

HOLY SHIT THE DOW IS BACK TOWARD -9

First time buying stocks, I'm thinking of sticking £5k in FTSE. Is this a smart way of doing it? Don't worry if you think the FTSE100 is a bad choice, I just want to check if this is the right way to do it:
>Go to my bank, Barclays, and stick £5k in
>Open an investment ISA so I can dodge tax
>Costs £48 a year (is that bad?)
>Put £5k in the ISA
>Either buy 5k in FTSE100 ETFs or buy the actual shares

>>17745033
Sorry bro

>>17745041
>biological crisis
no such thing

Some one in my office just coughed. It's fucking here. I know it's fucking here.

you're gonna wanna buy right now. not gonna warn again :^)

>>17744363
your asian (big forhead) qt's make hapas. No thanks.

I absolutely can not believe the entire planet is freaking out this badly over a disease that culls boomers.

>>17745031
Antibe (TSX-V: ATE)

they're making a better aleve

VIX 72
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>>17745099
new
>>17745099
new
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new
>>17745099
new

-10% Dow by 3:15 at this rate holy fug

>>17745071
Seriously what the fuck im furious. Even the trade confirmation said it would be sold at 3.5

>>17745051
>I know all financial institutions sold at top in all of their underlying funds

>>17745087
most of the planet's assets are owned and controlled by boomers

If the Russel goes above -5% I'm buying TWM

>>17745087
Boomers hold all the cash while everybody else slaves away to keep them happy and receive scraps in return...while being called entitled

>>17745040
>LCI to $60

Gonna call bullshit on that. Over two years now the best was $15.00

>>17744755
I am a solo estate planning attorney in CA 2 years out of law school, and i make very little money. But good luck to you anon

>>17745145
You must be new if you've never seen a stock go from low to high.. retards like you were saying the same shit about AMD when it was at $3.............................

LCI to $60

>>17745053
thanks for the free money LOL

imagine not buying more at $32

>>17743990
After all of this KO and AMD are going to be big hits. As soon as we bottom dip the fucking dip.

>>17744954

Had SQQQ at 16 sold at 23, my bad, should have waited

wanna get in on this sqqq action but the premiums are so high

Please don't listen to delirious syphilitic washouts who shill penny stock pump-and-dumps on StockTwits for a living.

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>>17745236
>You must be new

Not really. I bought in LCI at 7, dumped it at 10. Watched it to 15. Told myself, this is going to crash back to 5. It's almost there. At best, it'll climb to $15.00. Especially for a generic drug manufacturer.

If they were developing cancer drugs, then yeah, could believe if they get the right research. Making generics? Not gonna happen.

>>17743942
TRUMP EXPOSED
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This day is horrible for many people. I feel so bad, even though I'm making money. They should (and likely will) freeze the market. This is insane. (or will be). Stock markets during a pandemic.

since janurary ive turned $1,000 into $200. as a poorfag i cant even imagine how you guys must feel losing tens of thousands of dollars

>>17744300
holy mother of based

>>17745543
Imagine Pelosi actually getting presidency.

>>17745777
Actually, it is likely that nearly 20% of our congress will be hospitalized, and that 2-4% will die. Pretty weird to think about. I'm sure they are all scared out of their minds right now. also, checked

>>17745777
imagine all these boomer establishment faggots getting plagued

>>17745038
Couldn't be because 1/3 of everyone over 60 is gonna die and no one is going to buy anything for months?

So how many times are you gonna let that last minute pump happen and not make money from it?