/biz/ - Business & Finance

>lost money on SALT
>lost money on ROKU
>lost money on ONTX
>lost money on SPCE
>was up 18k last week on SNSS
>down thousands today on SNSS
How much of a clown do you have to be to take SNSSfag seriously?

No floor is low enough.

DUMP YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!

SPY not going below 254. We’ve hit the bottom. Screencap this.

The orange man can still play the stimulus card
The Fed can still drop their spirit-bomb tier pump and rate cuts
Careful with those puts, at least in the near term.

What should I say /smg/?

>>17737845
>never

>>17737845
Tell them to suck themselves off

>>17737808
The more you say that the more I know I can scalp some shit from you.

ACCUMULATE REFR

EARNINGS TODAY

>trump said wash your hands again today

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>17737892
Is it really going to go up though? I've had one share just to watch it and it's only been up to 5 once

Bought a $251 spy put 3/13 @ $6.63,

How fucked am I?

Took my profits on SQQQ, finally. Even though I got in too early ($26 on Feb 28th), it still worked out in the end. Waiting things out with my cash now.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

put in another $1K today into PG, PH, BA, SBUX, DOC, and LOW

anyone else continually buying this downtrend?

>buy puts against UBER and LYFT
>immediate gains
Looks like a good week for me finally

>>17737960
Could go either way, I would have bought further out

>>17737845
Investing right now is fucking retarded and almost guaranteed to backfire on you.

Why does nobody seem to care about qualcomm? All of the good news got me to buy a bunch of it, but it seems like nobody gives a fuck, did I get memed?

>apparently one of the best companies to benefit from 5G
>now is the last chance to get it at a reasonable price
>they just raised their dividends

>>17737960
you better be getting rid of that shit today or theta decay is going to ass fuck you.

>>17737960
>3/13
Fucked probably, should have bought further out
But then again what the fuck do I know I didnt expect us to get another giant dump like we did today

>>17738002
Do you think there's still time to buy some?

I've lost $1000 since I've started investing. I just want to die

>>17737962
Nice move. I sold my SQQQ a bit early but still made nice gains. Bought in for around $23 and sold around $26 (real gain was around 17%). If I would've held until today I could've more than doubled my gains, but I was pretty sure today was going to crab, not bear.

Either way I'm not gonna short or long anything until I see a bottom - might as well relax and enjoy the ride.

I've been told to buy some "low cost" index funds, so what is consider low cost?

I bought a good amount of SPY and VOO, anything else?

>>17738053
Multiplier is gonna be high since it's so close to the current market price, but if you're fine with paying a premium go ahead.
Barring Amazon because it's too rich for my blood I'm betting against all ridesharing and food delivery services

>>17738059
>He only lost $1000
Little babby.

what the fuck is a put

>>17738059
When did you start investing?
>inb4 December.

>>17737828

>>17738059
I've (unrealized) lost about $75K since February

ITS BEEN FOUR FUCKING DAYS HOW DO I NOT HAVE ANY OPTIONS BUYING POWER TD AMERITRADE?
I COULD HAVE EASILY MADE HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS USING MY DAY TRADES ON SPY OPTIONS
GOD FUCKING DAMN JEWS GIVE ME MY FUCKING OPTIONS MONEY

>>17738153

Not going below 252. Screencap this.

actual thread btw

>>17737841

>>17738249
This one was made first you tard

>>17738150
February. I would start investing at the ceiling of the biggest bull market bust in history...

>>17738231
Im genuinely sorry man :(

>>17737845
The Monday after next.

>>17737773
DIS IS SUB 100!
IS IT TIME TO FUCKING BUY?

>>17738291
Of course you would because when you hear about the stock-market so did millions of others who want easy money and it's always when it's about to burst.

>could sell my puts right now for a 1.5K gain
>not going to

I’M NOT FUCKING SELLING

>>17738395
better be accounting for that decay

>>17737753
How is the White House getting away with just saying "gas prices are lower", and then kicking reporters out? they are giving so much conflicting messages.

What is going on. China is lying about virus numbers and less and less stuff is showing up every day from over seas.

We don't know what's going on.

IT'S GOING DOWN!

DAX -12%

>>17737976
Yeah, as painful as it is.

Guys can someone help me? My interactive brokers account shows me pic rel and the website it says that this should be account value after i my put expires. The thing is that my put isn't worth this much. Its just one put $3.5 itm expiring tomorrow. Can someone explain this to me please?

>All of the retards in this thread going balls deep into options even though they have no idea how they work
Can't wait for next week when there are hundreds of pink wojacks due to all of the people getting assfucked, enjoy your gains now.

>>17738497
We need to start bombing.

>>17738497
Trump talks stocks drop, it's the new and improved Trump bump, adjust accordingly.

>tfw people making huge bank
>meanwhile I just broke even all time
oh well

I GOT SPOOKED AND SOLD HALF MY SQQQ

>>17738628
Anon if you're breaking even right now just imagine how much you'll be in the green when this is all over.

>>17737976
got bogged on the 9th after initial buy in but ive managed to hold off thus far

>>17738669
I SOLD ALL MY SQQQ AT CLOSE YESTERDAY
YOU DO NOT KNOW TRUE SUFFERING

>>17738598
>Trump is going to have to to stop talking soon as his symptoms become more obvious
Bullish, unless they are smart enough to pre-record a bunch of announcements before he goes dark

Bears overdid it again. Back up we go.

>>17737845
Official bear market now. May or June for me.

I'm up 100% on GME calls for some reason, should I take the money and run or is there good reason to think it'll recover nicely by mid April?

Damn you Drumpf!!!

>>17738002
I can't wait for all of these bs speculative tech stocks to hit 0. Fuck them.

>>17738818
any in particular? personally I'm just betting against anything that involves going outside or sharing

>>17738723
SAME BRO, still profited but couldve made so much more baka

Why are boomers more scared of Corona than they were of swine flu?

>>17738960
Because this one actively fucks boomers in every way you can think.

>>17738960
Cause it literally targets them? The boomer death rate is 10-14%, whilst the zoomers have it at 0.2%. Zoomers need to only cough on their grandparents to get rid of their annoying ass.

>>17738960
Are you still going on about this? "Literally every health minister in literally every country is wrong and CNN's fault" falls a little flat.

>>17738845
Uber, Lyft, Slack, Snapchat, Netflix, etc. Investors have a history of driving the pice way above the value on these things. The current golden goose is probably Tesla which will be double fucked ( but still survive) between its speculative status, supply chain interruption, and traditional automaker turndown during recession. I'm hoping to get rich off of a 2008 Ford type situation.

>>17738960
>164 cases
>tfw poor because covid-19 did a 10x

>>17739097
Honestly I wish I could bet against Snapchat and Netflix but what with more people staying at home I'll probably have to do a call on the latter.

In 3 months time, this whole bullshit will be seen as one overblown fuckup by the media, the death rate of COVID19 will fall well below that of SARS after tests are everywhere, and the stock market will have its sharpest rise ever.

DOW 40K in 2025


CAP IT YOU SIMPS

>>17739079
>Literally every health minister in literally every country is wrong and CNN's fault

>>17737976
I admire your discipline.

>>17737793
whoa i just came here for the first time to find that you guys have good maymays

i think i'll stay

>>17739161
Just because you posted Gonzo from baby Muppets doesn't mean you're old and wise.

This is going to get worse because we aren't treating it like an exponential problem.

If we put everything on a two week hiatus save for essential services, then we'd be fine. But we won't because our leadership is devoid of common sense

>>17739301
a company from Montreal just developed a vaccine, 1.5 years before anyone thought it was possible. Gilead Sciences already has a treatment they're using out in Washington.

H1N1 spread to 1.4 billion people and nothing closed down

>>17739161
In 3 months the US will be dealing with Brazilians and Australians bringing it and re-spreading it in the US. It's not over until at least a full cycle is complete.

>On a 3 hour car journey
>Pull over to check stocks
>DAX down more than 12%
>Dow down 2200

Is this the end of the world?

Just imagine being retarded enough to not buy as much stocks as you can right now when everything is a major discount and will come back to all-time highs in a few months because you're worried about the fact that a chink ate a pangolin who ate a bat who had the sniff-sniffs and the fact that aged dinosaur juice is now suddenly cheaper will somehow cause a global calamity that will harm the world's production and throw us into a longlasting recession.

Just IMAGINE.

>>17739353
>1.5 years before anyone thought it was possible

its been said repeatedly that vaccine development would take 3 months from start of the outbreak due to new machine learning methods and preexisting product that can be mostly repurposed

>>17739373

No. The end of the world would be if Trump contracted the disease and died in office.

Imagine the fucking carnage.

>>17739373
Yes
Boomer hunting and mass suicides soon

>>17739373
Not the end, no. It is the beginning brother. The age of the boomer is coming to an end, and from the ashes we will finally get our chance.

THE ERA OF THE MILLENNIAL IS NOW

>>17739161
or we are all going to be in a fema camp ready to be killed

>It broke the '18 barrier.

>>17737845

After I do

>>17737845
never

DOW 20000 HERE WE COME BOYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88sARuFu-tc

>>17739409
>Buy now
>Be down 20% in six months
>Buy in 3 weeks
>Be up 20% in six months
>"B-But thats timing the market! Mr. Buffet said thats illegal!"
Deal with it

>>17739409
>buying
>stocks
>ever

He revives at 20k

>>17739446
no bottom now

>>17738314
God no. They haven't even closed their parks yet.

>>17739409
This isn't 2008, its 1929

>>17737976
I buy every Monday. I get divvys almost every day

I'm confident domestic restrictions on air travel and city-wide quarantines within the US are coming within a matter of weeks, at most. That's going to fuck shit up some more. If those quarantines are announced ahead of time like Wuhan and Lombardy, the resulting infected diaspora will cause a fucking nightmare.

What’s the play on sqqq? Sell today or friday? Hold?

>>17737845
never

Last digit of this post is the ratio of the reverse split MORL is going to do. 1000 shares, lads. FML.

Does anybody think we'll have circuit breakers go off today?

How high can SQQQ really get? I've made so much money right now I feel guilty.

>>17738497
nobody's held him accountable about anything leading up to this why start now

fuck I might pull my cash, I'm nervous, I was betting on vax and pharma but everything is hurting

>>17739353
fuck GILD fuck them into the dick

tomorrow, Friday the 13th

>>17739572
We already did in the first 2 minutes of trading

>>17737976
Bought $1300 of KO today, tomorrow is exdiv date divvyfren.

>>17739562
I'd sell today and buy back in Friday eod

someone tell me if buying sqqq is just risky or a full on /biz/-tier meme

I don't feel like AAAAAing anymore. I have accepted it. I'm one with the flow.

sp500 will never go below 2500

Did the brrrr-machine break?

>>17739572
What's the next marker for the breakers?

We are 1987 levels of free fall right now

are we going to die?

>>17739530
>DOW hits 18440
>Deep in the earth something powerful and its army awake from their eternal slumber
Based

AIUTO
BASTA BASTA AIUTO
PIETAAAAAAAAAAA'
SIGNORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>17739582
Depending on how low the floor is on this shit. Which considering that WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED ON THIS TRAIN might be 15k DOW / 180 SPY

I hate the sticky

>>17739631
13%

I'm buying the dip

>>17739598
We really are in 1929 aren't we?

>>17739652
why.

>>17739617
kek.

>** "FITTY CENT" LOCKS IN 6400% PROFIT, SELLING 30K+ $VIX CALLS
** "FITTY CENT" LOCKS IN 6400% PROFIT, SELLING 30K+ $VIX CALLS
>** "FITTY CENT" LOCKS IN 6400% PROFIT, SELLING 30K+ $VIX CALLS
>Someone snapped up roughly 130,000 January $22 calls on the index for about 50 cents each Tuesday
Back in early december.

So... uhm.. yup

>>17739642
This is what's gonna happen to the US when the US goes on lockdown.

>>17738247
yeah i'll just let you google spy yourself

>>17739373
keep driving. close your eyes and put your foot down on the gas

>>17739619
They're quickly designing a $500 bill so they can inflate faster.

>>17739642
>Italy
>Economy

Pasta la vista lmao.

>>17739683
It moves to damn fast and theres a bunch of shit posts that arent even funny

>>17739640
>18440
literal subhuman IQ
the absolute STATE of /biz/

Printer is back online

>>17738247
I literally bought at 215.59 you retard.

>Fingering hovering over the trigger to go balls deep into TQQQ puts
I don't know if I'm mad enough to do it but the chance at profits are making me sweat

>>17739681
>>17739530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apaJ3A56XbM

JUSTIN KEKDUDE IS POZZED
I REPEAT
JUSTIN KEKDUDE IS POZZED

FED PUMP IS ON
BULLCHADS WHERE WE AT?

>>17739688
So for brainlets, he made like half a billion from almost nothing

>Uber put reaching 200%
Should have bought way more but damn does it feel good to finally be in the green

And we're recovering. Recession cancelled.

How many days before we should start buying calls?

After lunch time stagnation things will heat up again

lol i've put 10K into the market since Jan 1. 5K i the last 4 weeks.

I'm willing to dwindle my emergency savings to 3 months bills by end of june 2020. could fuck myself but no one ever got rich without some risk

At what price does AMD become a value stonk?

>>17739373
>THERE COULD BE BEARS HERE
>WITH A CAR, YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT

>>17739642
no one cares about some 3rd world country stock

>>17739709
Soon bitcoin will be worthless and business people will be forced to submit to murder and vandalism as a full time occupation

Look at all the shorters covering again. Did they think it would go -2% in 3 tiks.

dow up 200 points

>>17739772

FRIDAY 13TH

FRIDAY 13TH

>>17737845
>buying stocks

you make money off options. stocks is for poor fags.

>>17739681

>>17739774
under $35

>>17739508
>>17739508
>>17739508


OH SHIT HE WAS RIGHT

>Markets will start pumping now.
>Trump and Pence are being put on quarantine as I write this.

>>17739808
we back?

>>17739772
Incredibly retarded, but you do you.

>sp500 above -8%
>dow above -9%
thank you based pump

>>17739774
when its P/E goes below 20. Forward p/e is 28,

we are pumping god bless the federal reserve system.

>>17739826
>>17739508
this two at the same time dont make sense

>>17739680
Post suicide note

>>17739826
no trip. nice larp

PUMP IT POWELL

>>17739774
Around 35ish I'd say. Maybe even 32.

>>17739833
BEARS BTFO

>>17739826
WTF makets had never pumped!!!1!

When do I buy KO stock?

>>17739848
based PPT

>>17739833
i mean, this is just bait right?

aaaand just like that we're back

Wow I wasn't expecting the selloff to happen today. One day ahead of schedule. What does Friday the 13th have in store for us? Also, what stocks should everyone be keeping an eye on in the next 6mo-1yr?

>>17739819
>t. $500 robinhood trader

>>17738960
>i don't know exponential growth
>i don't know fucking percentages
you are retarded sir.

IM BUYING THE FALLING KNIFE BROS WISH ME LUCK

>Dow above -10%

Crisis averted.

Based pump we made it

>>17739870
After the banks fail

>people praising a “pump” when shits already hit the fan
Bulls are retarded

>>17739830
technically I can "survive" off passive income at this time. I also make about 11K per month not including my passive income, before taxes, so if I decided to, I could pump my emergency savings back up to 6 months in about 2 months time. lifes a risk bruv

>>17739884
Nah the sell off isn't here, this is just the small wave before the tsunami that is still on schedule for tomorrow.

WE

ARE

BACK

WE ARE GREEN.

>>17739877
dow about to be above -8%
this is the pump my man i hope you bought the bottom

NIGGERS! YOU FUCKING LYING! IT'S DROPPING AGAIN!
SELL SELL

>>17739884
Friday 13. Dow 13k.

>>17739889
3 hours to go, it's too soon anon

>>17739611
It's not a short. The worst thing that can happen is you lose all your money.

>>17739888
digits. Dont go all in anon. 25% chunks at a time

wtf yen get your shit together.

>>17739870
44 dollars

Panic selling in the last hour?

Imagine thinking a pump will save this market

The dow will never go down more then 9% in a day ever again.

>>17739914
It's not bulls, they are just shitposting for giggles and to be able to spam "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DID I BUY THE PUMP" a thread from now

Nice pump retards lmao back down we go

>>17739885
yes, i turned $500 into 44,000.

>>17739959
I don't need it to save it, I just need it to reduce SHOP's losses to 6% instead of 12

>>17739919
>selloff inbound
>have so many puts placed on ride sharing companies
Money money money
MONEY~

>>17739955
thats what im thinking

>>17739951
No lower?

If y'all idiots manage to pump the market back above 0 I'm selling literally everything to buy more SQQQ

>>17737773
You don't lose money until you sell
... You didn't actually sell, did you?!

>>17739920
>vixen-mustang
>resembles neither a fox or horse penis

ahh and just like that i will never be 95% down again

BEARS BTFO

>MUH "WE'LL REACH -10%"
>MUH "WE'LL REACH -9%"

IT'S JUST -8%, BITCHES, WE ARE BACKKKKK

>>17739959
just wait until corona kills trump, then you will see some serious shit.

>>17737845
4/20 dude lmao

>B-BUT THE PUMP

shhh, just embrace the bear

>>17739980
post screenshot

>>17737753
If it falls below 19k, all of the gains in Trump's market will be cancelled out. 4 years of gains wiped out.

Here comes the hammer

bought 1k poundies of ftse 100. lowest since 2011, nice dividents. feels pretty comfy.

>Only down -8.5%

we are in a bull market.

>>17740000
It did reach -9

alright boys what's the play from here

god i wish we never got that fucking sticky now all the crypto morons are here

>>17739870
Today if you wanna get in on the divvies. Exdiv date is tomorrow.

>>17737845
DOW 169420

>>17740042
Hold SQQQ we are nowhere near the bottom

>>17740002
Nothing will top the entertainment value of the MIGAtard meltdown

>>17739887
>sir
Reddit is around the corner

When should I selk my PUTs, wait or sell today? 5/15 expiration

>"dow is going to hit -10% PANIC PANIC"
>still above -9%
lmao

>Still over 8.5% down
>People screaming bear over

lmao

>>17740030
And you didn't make a single penny from it, that's pretty sad

>>17740030
>not his fault

>>17740000
lmao guys its just -8% don't worry

If it goes down for another 10% next week I'm gonna go all in.

>>17740000
B-But the european cargo

>>17740000
>It's just negative 8% haha markets are positive
lmao at these bull fags

>only down 9%

this is what a healthy market looks like, Bears btfo.

Another solid week of this selling and we will have our long overdue reset.

>>17739413
I work in pharma, and this is incorrect. A significant portion of time to market is clinical trials, which faster development cannot help with. Also, FDA review takes several months even under accelerated timeframes. As for "repurposing" existing delivery vehicles, you still need to prove safety and equivalence to the product whose efficacy data you are referencing. It will take the rest of the year to bring a new vaccine to market even if every party involved handles each step at absolute record speed.

FRENS WHAT IF THE INTERNET SHUTS DOWN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why hasn't there been any news about Disneyland shutting down or Mulan getting delayed

>>17740118
just giving you time to buy puts

h-hey what happened to the pump
POWELL PLEASE

>imagine believing this is the drop

>its just the flu

All right bros hear me out....
I think.....
We're in a bull market right now...

Its ogre

>all of my companies except AMD are at an all time low
Time to buy in right? This has to be the bottom....

I am waiting for the 3:30 pump Friday for cheap puts

If you're looking for some good divvy stocks, here's a list of aristocrats by yield:

https://www.buyupside.com/dividendaristocrats/dividendaristocratsyieldssorted.php

anyone use robinhood lists? Kind of comfy

>>17740145
>imagine believing a drop is part of a larger drop

Bollinger Bands are tightening on SPY
Expect a pump soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymsiLGVsi_k

wall street live feed

>>17739611
I realized $2k gainz on SQQQ today

>>17738059
if you've only lost $1000 you are unironically better off than at least 80% of people in the market

Someone please explain to a retard how pitchfan and pitchfork works and how to use it.

>>17740074
mirin the tesla. when did you grab those?

>>17740177
You don't buy American stocks for dividend, look at Britbong companies for those.

>>17740030
Without him it would've never reached those heights

imagine if we close at double digits in the red

Imagine NYC on full quarantine and piles of body bags in the street waiting for a week to be picked up because the morgue are full. Imagine the market then

>>17740217
now think about the fact that the trump pump was planned to cushion the fall from this blow

IM DOWN 200K

>>17740216
enjoy your payouts once or twice a year

gonna close @22k

>India in complete lockdown mode
How much will I print tomorrow on my puts?
Also ishare shit are literally just US stock proxies. NIFTY 50 dropped like 5% but the US was rebounding and it actually went up in price during the bounce. I have been literally just buying them as cheaper premium SPY/QQQ puts.

>>17740185
no, stfu and kys

>>17739980
>adding multiple zeros to your gains
#JustRobinhoodThings

>>17740231
Then what tomorrow? How much more can we lose in a day?

>>17740217
>"im not crazy about that there Trumperino, but ya know he's great for the economy though"

I'M DOWN 100% AND HAVE NO MONEY TO PAY BACK MY LEVERAGE

>>17740042
>>17740057
Wait you hold sqqq? Isn't bad to hold leveraged etf??

Cmon hit the breakers again.

>>17737976
What to buy? Already have some of KO and IBM. I'm thinking of buying RCL in some point. The thing is a total kill at the moment - minus 75% ytd. Also Dow looks good.

>>17739992
Did you buy before close and sell the next day?

>>17740251
I can't understand for the life of me how such a thing is possible? were you in a coma for 2 weeks or something?
things have been going down since then, at the very least you could've cashed out the week before this

$21488
heil Hitler niggers

if he buys dump eet again

if he sells print one hundred million tether

>>17740258
you lucky bastard, makes me want to take a look at more countries about to reach lockdown

I thought there was supposed to be a fake and gay pump today. Maybe tomorrow then? Spare change for a JUST'd bullfren?

THE AGE OF PUMP IS OVER

>>17739424
>stocks jump 2k points

How is KO down more than AAL today? The fuck

>>17740301
New to stonks. Do you get anal raped if you get pay the broker?

>>17740280
Why would we be red tomorrow?

>all european markets close down 10%+

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckk

>>17740303
Not when the markets are doing this >>17740301
for the forseeable future

>>17740282
>orange man bad

>>17740303
lol
>>17740042
Hello leafbro, I'm not really a fan of wealthsimples UI... What do you think about it? New user?

>>17740303
when the economy isn't imploding, yes, holding a negative leveraged ETF would be pants on head retarded

but have you noticed THE ECONOMY IS IMPLODING

>>17740301
>he bet more than he had
Your own fault. Have fun being indebted to Jews.

So im a small time stock diddler with a td Ameritrade acct. I just bought 16 shares of VDE stock.....did i do good?

I have $150k cash, what do I buy?

>>17740303
we're in strange times brother

>>17740179
no where the hell is that

>>17740280
today's crash can be mostly attributed to trump's speech overnight and the travel ban
if there's no new (bad) news until tomorrow opens, I'm guessing more red but not as drastic as today, maybe even in the 0% area if there's a pump, though friday the 13th could make people even more skeptical

>>17740395
hold it
wait for boomers to die
property

>>17740386
imagine the smell.

>>17740177
thanks fren

>>17740370
i unironically don't see any reason why anyone would support trump now that the market is on the shitter.
none of his promises came to fruition and now we're keeping white people out through this travel ban.

>>17740395
Puts. Lots and lots of puts.

>>17740301
You are a fucking retard.

dow up over 100 points from bottom

>>17740370
>why you being mean to my daddy trump, leave him alone

>>17740386

>>17740373
yeah I called a market crash in early February and decided to put my money where my mouth was after the first big drop

The UI is fine but not having options kinda sucks when puts are basically free money

>>17740395
Download Robinhood and start hitting that "buy" button on random stocks.

>>17740356
Yeah, at that point you can either pay them or send them a picture of your asshole and then they decide whether they want to fuck you or break your legs

>>17740258
>>India in complete lockdown mode
source

>>17740409
I hate investing in property because I need to physically travel to places and it triggers my autism.

>>17740417
Tempted to do this on the next dead cat bounce.

I want to invest $50k in the market. It’s everything I own at the age or 25 and I’m ready it risk it all and make it

TURN THE PUMP BACK ON NOW

no way the sp500 support at 2500 doesn't hold, right?

>>17740476
based, satisfy your crippling gambling addiction

>>17740464
just buy your neighbors house or the one down the street

>>17740446
completely agree, but I believe WS is the only broker with no trade fee's for us correct?

PLEASE MAKE ONLY ONE THREAD I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW.

>>17740476
go to wallstreetbets reddit and invest literally everything you have on the first put you see

>>17740489
I am expending all the meme mana at my disposal to see it break that

>>17740303
Its bad to hold Leveraged when the market is volatile. Admittedly it is volatile but at this rate its looking like we're going for a crash. This week we had on the Dow Jones
-8
+4.9
-5.9
right now -9

So on a 1k investment you had
(1000+(1000*.24)=1240-(1240*..149)=1055+(1055*.177)=1241+(1241*.27)=1576
If you held all week.

heres your opportunity to make some money while it recovers.

newfag here, did i do good? CD market just closed for the day.
should i dump tomorrow?

>>17740476
November SPY calls

ok now dump is officially 100% over

How can we trigger a full on economic collapse?

MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT CALLS!

>>17740489
If people keep overestimating the downward momentum then it will hold forever by them having to cover it every single time.

>>17740551
coof on biden, bernie, trump, pence, and pelosi

Can Apple hurry the fuck up and drop more? I want it down to at least 100 before shit recovers

>>17740489
algos would go crazy if we break another support level

>>17740551
You don't have to, America's gonna shit the bed

>>17740551
have sex with exotic animals

>>17740565
F

>>17740548
Pump is over.

https://www.marketwatch.com/articles/wealth-management-pundit-michael-kitces-jumps-ship-its-a-big-deal-51584031537?mod=mw_latestnews
THEY ARE JUMPING THE SHIP
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

>>17740342
I went in with puts on India last week because they were getting their first infections and most of the country is a crowded and dirty shithole.
>>17740458
In places like Delhi all schools and theaters are closed, lots of visas were suspended, army is screening people at airports into quarantine areas. Google it or you can check shit on this timeline https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/politics-and-nation/coronavirus-cases-in-india-live-news-latest-updates-march12/liveblog/msid-74585629,curpg-2.cms

Honestly, all the money I've made so far have been buying ishare country puts of places getting corona. But honestly the money I've made I would have made just shorting SPY because they all follow the same trends for now.

>>17740517
questrade doesn't have them no?
im with investorline but i fucked up and still dont have option trading

>>17740217
>presidents impact the economy
Wew

>>17740476
DCA over the next 3 months into MegaCap stocks:

Think AMZN, MSFT, AAPL, GOOG, etc. If you want the dividend route, JNJ, PG are good places too.

>The Democratic National Committee is moving this Sunday's Democratic primary debate from Arizona to Washington, D.C. over coronavirus concerns. The debate, featuring Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden, will be held with no live audience

No BOOing allowed

>That pump
We are unironically back, bull bros

Shit, I just got up. The dump was today? Then what the hell is tomorrow?

>>17740614
Looking into put for German companies now, lord knows Merkel is going to do jack shit to prevent infection and the refugees are gonna spread it like wildfire.

>>17740652
Friday the 13th

Death and despair

SOMEBODY FUCKING DO SOMETHING

IM FUCKING DROWNING PLEASE FUCKING DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

STOOOOOOOP

So how will boomers fuck us over again after the dust settles?

NHL HAS SUSPENDED THE SEASON.

>>17740645
Thank you anon I’ll try this out. Do you guys think there’s going to be more of a plunge?

Where's the pump? I've been waiting for a pump
Did it slip by me?

>>17740602
you are wrong tho

>>17740640
>Economy is going great
Yeah fuck yeah Trump God Emperor President for Life MAGA MAGA MAGA
>Economy starts to crash
It ain't his fault guys

>>17740652
Tomorrow we're dead.

>>17740675
please God don't suspend the UEFA CL next

>>17740666
>666

>>17740666
>0666

WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING

HUGE PUMP
we're UNIRONICALLY ****BACK****

>>17740668
Don't worry, people are on the job.

>>17740652
Dump it again

>>17740640
He does when doe shit like banning all fucking trade from Europe over a beer virus.

>>17740683
3:30 est

>>17740673
Biohazards from all of their rotting corpses

The pump is so blatant.

>>17740623
>>17740517
Fees are something like $5-10 dollars per trade with Questrade. Don't use Wealthsimple if you're trading US equities, you're paying them a ton of money to convert CAD to USD.

500 billion repo

This pump is BULLSHIT!

sp500 LITERALLY PUMPED 2%
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

ITS BACK, WE ARE SAVED

>>17740693
Today's dump was 100% his fault. A fucking travel ban this late? Give me a fucking break.

PUMP OVER GET READY FOR NEW LOWS

>>17740685
found the pump

>>17740666
FUCK

Thanks for the easy scalp you nerds. Now take it slow.

WTF WAS THAT

Jesus Fed boys, that’s not obvious at all.

>he didnt buy before ze pump
?

YOU FOOLS
JEROME HAS YET TO DROP THE SPIRIT BOMB
JUST WAIT.

PPT GODS SAVE US

Reminder to hunt for shorts above vwap if price gets there

FUCK THE FED!

UP 22% on SSL just today
Gave you guys the heads up!
Will post more of my cheapie picks as I see them

Short squeeze pre-lunch.

End the FED. This market and economy will never ever have a healthy correction and subsequent recovery with these criminals and crooks around.

>>17740685
you are wrong, its dumping again.

>>17740753
told you

>>17740565
What expiry and strike? Don't worry, fren. This is the bottom. Tomorrow and next week, we bounce!

lol this is just gonna make the inevitable plummet so much worse

500 BILLION
PRINT IT

Wait so let me get this straight.
Market tanks 2%. Everything is normal. Gains 2% MUHHH FEDS

KYS bear fags

>>17740803
Yeah what a massive dump

>I WILL NOT HAVE A -10% DAY IN MY GODDAMN PRESIDENCY, PUMP IT WITH ALL YOU HAVE, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, FUCK THE COST

holy shit this pump, FINALLY i can buy in

Get pumped on shitters

1TRILLION IN REPO


ENDING UP 2K today.

fuck the fed

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

most talmudic shit ive seen all year

NOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

FED in with the half a trillion.

here comes the trillion dollar pump

the joys of the "free market"

thanks for the cheap puts kikes

>half my positions on comfy divvie stocks
>half of it in cash
Who here getting comfy and waiting to buy cheapies and get rich?

>That pump
POWEEEEEELLLLL!!!

>Feds pump money
>everybody just dumps their bags
>rinse repeat

YOURE TOO EARLY JEROME YOU DUMB FAGGOT TOO MUCH TIME LEFT FOR DUMPS

FUCKKKKKKKK

MY SQQQ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


YOU FUCKING FILTHY KIKES

HABBENING

>>17740836
a slow drop and then a 90 degree climb back up 4% is natural bro

THE GREEN DILDO IS FORMING
WHEN THE MUSHROOM TIP FORMS
BUY PUTS
SELL SAME DAY
BLOW YOUR LOAD

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>17740666
thanks satan

FUCK MY PUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

finally...sweet release

Bottom is in
The bull run has started

FED PUMP IN

Amazing what they can do

Time to margin call the bears.

>AMD is recovering from the stoploss hunting

BUY YOUR SQQQ STOCKS WHILE THIS PUMP IS GOING BOYS, JOIN US ON THE RIDE TO RICHES

>>17738395
Kek you might as well take it. Nothing is guaranteed in this market.

dow will never ever go below 22k again

GOING DOWWWWWWWWWN
BUY SQQQ NOW NOW NOW

Back down we go!

>>17740750
I wonder how much it's even going to matter. What's to stop, say for example, an infected German flight attendant from kissing her British boyfriend, and then having him fly over here?

>>17740876
What good divie stocks bro?

SEND IN

THE CLOWNS

WTF ITS COMING BACK AROUND AHHHHHHHHHH

>500 Billion Dollar Fed pump
>Another 500 Billion dollar pump tomorrow
>1 Trillion pump
wtf can someone explain to me what is happening?

that 1k dow pump lmap

...and wallah! we're back.

OH NO NO NO NO NO.

>Even the feds can't right this ship

>>17740876
Been buying cheapies all week. WM is under $100, very tasty.

This is it Fed is actually pumping in trillions now in the span of the next few months.