/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17733703
Buy chainlink fucking retard

First step: stop watching or posting anime you fucking c.uck

Second step: buy chainlink

>>17733703
Buy GUSH

>>17733703
First step: get advice from biz
Second step: do the exact opposite

>>17733722
>>17733759
Don't fall for this scam fren. These idiots have invested way too much money into that shitcoin and now desperately shill it.
Just sign up with a broker and buy some solid value stocks. If you want something safe buy gold or bonds. If you want to gamble on crypto buy BTC. But for the love of God, don't buy some random shitcoin priced at billions of dollars with zero use after 3 years of development. That is NOT the kind of asset you should be buying when the economy might be collapsing (if ever).

>>17733722
>>17733759
>>17733761
Is there any YouTube video that I could check to be introduced at the world of buying stocks?

Also can't stop the anime, my livehood and money to buy stocks comes from drawing anime lewds.

Don't buy anything
The dump has just begun

Wait for the airline reboom

>>17733703
buy litecoin
buy chainlink
buy bitcoin

>>17734060
Fucking retard buy Chainlink idiot why buy boomer stocks stupid fuck DYOR nigger I dont care stupid nigger

I wouldn’t really buy any crypto or stocks for atleast a few days. Shit looks like it’s gonna be bad the next couple of days.

>>17734276
I might wait some days, somebody told me that next month the scenario might be more clear.

faggit

>>17734060
>my livehood and money to buy stocks comes from drawing anime lewds.
that is pretty gay. You should get a LINK suicide stack

>>17735464
Buying now would be like jumping off a 7 story building and thinking you'd landed after 5 feet you little fuck, do some research, start by googling: 2019 yield curve inversion

>>17734060
You should invest in Uranium those things never lose value.

sell link.
buy anime.

>>17735464
Its the perfect time to buy link because we just had a fucking huge drop. Sign up at coinbase.com and buy chainlink (LINK). Many faggets here would wish to buy link as cheap as this.

I'm waiting for Tezos to tank under a buck, maybe even down to 80 cents. Could it happen by next week if things don't improve?

>>17735464
>>17736286
Dont buy this its a scam. It literally dropped to $0.001 overnight. I repeat, dont listen to this guy.

>>17733703
if the market rallies the same percentage it lost the day before and then rallies again 3 days after that assuming the market hasn't lost the gains of the previous rally, you're scientifically proven to make gains.

>>17736333
>checked
i bought eth

>>17736333
Seriously kill yourself, its fucking 2020 stop fudding you poorfag.

>>17733703
OP READ PIC RELATED

>>17736374
Also buy Chainlink and hold like a true marine.

>>17733722
This

Listen you fucks we haven't even seen boomers piled dead in the streets of retirement communities yet. When THAT is on the news we will be near the bottom, and not a moment sooner.

>>17733703
unironically https://robinhood.com/ if you're in Burgerland.
However... if you're not in Burgerland, get fukd' gov and pay out of the ass for everything.

>>17736384
You did good then.

The important thing to do is to keep calm and only buy stocks that I personally own

>>17736333
yeah so did eth 2 years ago. flash crashes are happen. stop this weak FUD, weirdo.

>>17736552
>my calmness lets me magically finad a trading partner at last weeks prices today
ayayayayayayayay

>>17734060
That doujin is really hot.

>>17733703
why would you buy stocks fag.
buy crypto.
pussy ass market, hey lets turn off the "circuit breakers" as in lets do some shady shit while the lights are off. oh 4:00 time to relax.
never relax when trading crypto

>>17734185
shut the fuck up chain link fucker.
you are not going to get someone to buy your shitty bags by screaming at them.

The way you guys talk about Link make it look like a scam.

>>17733703
why the fuck would you ask 4chan for help with anything?

>>17737387
Because it is. They're shilling their shitty currency because they're trying to dump it on someone else's porch

>>17737086
Kys poor nigger

Buy REFR

>>17737387
It's a psyop to keep redditors and newfags like you out and I can say that straight up because you have no way to tell if I'm being legit or if I'm also fucking with you.
Lurk more.

Crypto is not backed by anything tangible. No services, no goods, no labor, it's all animal spirits funny money. You can maybe make money off of it, but you can just as easily make money off of shares in real companies that actually make things and actually have a connection to reality.

Buy things that people will need during an extended quarantine. But wait until a week after they announce Trump is sick. We've still got some big red days ahead of us.

>>17734018
>If you want something safe buy gold
Oh no no no no no no no

>>17737086
>>17734060
>>17733703
Make a TD Ameritrade account, put money into it, buy stocks. Literally that easy. Also look at the OP in /smg/. Everyone nowadays does no commission trading so it won't even cost you a dime.

>>17737632
I´m a newfag on /biz/, not on the site, theentire point is that I wantto know more about /biz/ subject - and I probably have a short amountof time to take advantage over the current situation.

>>17733722
It's at 0 lmao

>>17733703
You just buy them

>>17737657
Why a week?

>>17736233
Checks out

>>17737887
Because there's there's no rush. It's gonna take a long long time for the market to normalize after this. The plague is just getting started. We haven't even gotten to the part where the USA tries to qurantine a continent sized region of 192m people it is trying to eradicate yet. Way too much uncertainty.

>>17733703
Don't buy stocks. Buy Tezos + Kleros.

>>17738085
What does Tezos and Kleros make? What industry are they in? Why are they the best buy for a mass extended quarantine scenario? I'm interested.

>>17733759
Anime website, ya dork.

>>17733703
Go to Ameritrade and focus on a few stocks that you feel will probably recover after everyone dies from Corona.

>>17737739
What's your homeboard? And when did you first start browsing?

>>17738279
I´m a /tg/, /ic/, /po/ and ||/d/|| guy
Around 2011-12, /tg/ is my most used.

>>17733703
>register an account on binance
>buy some bitcoins with your credit card or via bank transfer
>download the binance app to your phone and set an alert for price you're happy to sell at
>forget about your BTC until it reaches that point

Simple as.

>>17738279
I´m a /tg/, /ic/, /po/ and /d/ guy
Around 2011-12, /tg/ is my most used.

>>17733703
Buy mgm and Disney tomorrow mass sell off tomorrow because of weekend uncertainty or wait longer and get it cheaper

well my bank wont let me invest in any shares that go bet against the S&P and DOW such as SDOW and SQQQ so im fucked there is no way to make money now unless anyone has any other shares / stock ideas??

>>17734060
link the lewds

>>17738732
Are you american? Short your bank lmao

>>17738512
Listen to this man
Maybe do an altcoin so u loose less on transaction fees

$CERU my niqqas. $MAST