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NIGGER
AAAAAAAA
>>17731603What a shitty sticky At least sticky the suicide hotline for maximum effect
im ruined
TOASTING ON A STICKY
I'm rich now
FUCK JANNIES
>>17731603Are 4 SPY puts enough to make it?!
Based mods.
>>17731603
Posting in a sticky
>>17731603based and endofworldpilled
>>17731603Theeeyy were baaaaaad
BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS
Ib4 the market takes a shit
toasting in an epic bread
It was obvious faggots. Never do what reddit do.
I WAS HERE
beir
GUYS WHATS HAPPENING
The sticky should say "smg" somewhere for catalog purposes.
Feels good to just lurk on this board and not waste money on get-rich-quick e-scams
>mfw I sold it all a month ago in order to buy a house
b-bros...
>>17731603Murzyni
>>17731603Sticky /smg/This is a gay af thread because even crypto is down
>>17731603Why tf is this stickied?
> new stickyNani?
>>17731772It's the fucking end of the financial world.
what do i buy??? tell me. i want to make itAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>17731603hahahahahahhahahahahahahaa>hahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa>hahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa>hahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa>hahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa>hahahahahahhahahahahahahaa
Posting in epic bread
>>17731787>bought a house at the top of the marketcan't decide if you really won or lostoh well, I guess an overpriced house is better than overpriced stocks or shitcoins, huh?
pee pee poo poo
toasting in epic bread
Yfw bitcoin
post >yfw you didn't lose anything
You are now tuned into the tomb of JehovaPlay my tunes loud enough to shake the room, what's the hold up?Heard the world is ending soon I assumed that they told yaThey tryna dinosaur usSo now it's time to go up
https://streamable.com/828aa>bitcoin was supposed to be a hedge against monetary policy>now its just get me out
>>17731603Can someone explain to a brainlet why gold is crashing right now?
I'm ready
>>17731858The sky's falling, babyDrop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)The sky's falling, babyDrop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)The sky's falling, babyDrop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)The sky's falling, babyDrop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)
>>17731603STHAP BLAMING BEST WAIFU
Y’all got anymore of them 4.97 linkies
>>17731885because fuck you
Dow is going to open 3000 points down
>>17731901The roof is on fireShe wet like Barbra StreisandPolice everywhereIt's like a nigga killed a white manI just wanna find a baby mama 'fore the night endSo don't be coming 'round VinceOn that batter ram shitOn that 911 shitNeed a misses brown as MissyI can have some fun withThem slave bones make Grace JonesDon't stop, bitch, stay focusedThey hated on us since days of MosesLet my people go crazyThem stars falling, don't chase 'em
>stickyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES
>>17731668This. Sticky the suicide hotline, niggers.
Toasting in a new sticky based desu desu
>>17731936The sky's falling, babyDrop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)The sky's falling, babyDrop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)The sky's falling, babyDrop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)The sky's falling, babyDrop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)
>>17731920Breakers would stop an opening that low anon. 3000 would hit the second breaker, though while it would be one of the worst losses in history it wouldn't be unprecedented. Black Monday in the 80s was 22%.
>>17731980Attack on IraqIt's on a lineTyping it fastThen it's slipping my mindOh, when I'm drunkI'm spirited backI fall in a fire then I save myselfThen I get advantage'Cause the feeling's so rawIn these times of seditionWell, nothing is dullAnd I'm moving into stillnessAnd recalling it allAnd I'm a lover, just a lover, just a lover, just a lover, just a
>>17731968This.
>>17731968>post the sui hotline Maybe go back to reddeet
All of my investments are at the lowest they've ever been. Is now the perfect time to sell?
Lmaooooo
>>17731603FAGGOT JANNIE STOP CREATING MORE PANIC
>>17731603kek based mods not gonna call you trannys for a year i promise
>>17731603Well atleast I am still young so in the end it is rather a good thing the stock market explodes right now. I have enough savings and good enough income to sit this out until stocks begin to rise again and then I can make a bunch of money...
>>17732021The sky's falling, babyDrop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)The sky's falling, babyDrop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)The sky's falling, babyDrop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)The sky's falling, babyDrop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)
its over isn't it
No survivors.
>>17732086All these liberated women sitting in my lapI'm finna catch a body like I got a gun and badgeI'm finna turn Obama to my patna 'fore he dashPull up to his pad, wipe my ass with the flagI'm just playing, baby, this the land of the freeWhere you can get a Glock and a gram for the cheapWhere you can live your dreams long as you don't look like meBe a puppet on a string, hanging from a fucking tree (aghh)
Bros :(((( im feeling like im gonna cry holy shit please stop this
>>17732060HOOOOOOOOOODL THE LINE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Waiting for 2008 crash levels of pricing to buy in. Corona Chan will cause a big recession/ sort of depression. And I will buy the big fucking dip for great value.
LINK IS SHIT LOL
BUY THE DIP
>>17731603>Stocks>Crypto
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
it all returns to nothing
>>17732131The sky's falling, babyDrop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)The sky's falling, babyDrop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)The sky's falling, babyDrop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)The sky's falling, baby, falling baby, falling (higher)
shit stick
>>17731603Everyone report in here/pol/ here, hang in there
I'M FUCKING RUINED
How to Be Greedy When Others Are FearfulThis is buy signal.>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>tfw poor fag like me can actually afford to buyI can finally play this game, what a time to be alive.
Based mods dabbing on linkies
>>17731885Can't eat/drink gold.
>>17731603I am short since Feb 12 Insane 3x levMade MM$1.43I am literally shakingWanted to rebalance my $256k portfolio the got caught with VDay bs and the next monday I shorted
Mods are gay
>>17731603reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>17731603Came for the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'sStayed for the song.
It's official chinks are worse than niggers. I hope i die soon just end this ride
NIGGER>FAGGOTNIGGER>FAGGOTNIGGER>FAGGOTNIGGER>FAGGOTNIGGER>FAGGOTNIGGER>FAGGOTNIGGER>FAGGOTNIGGER>FAGGOTNIGGER>FAGGOTNIGGER>FAGGOTNIGGER>FAGGOTNIGGER>FAGGOTNIGGER>FAGGOTNIGGER>FAGGOTNIGGER>FAGGOTNIGGER>FAGGOT
>>17731603>mfw shorted the fuck out of everythingget rekt niggers
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF!SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART I FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO IS END IT ALL AND LEAVE FOREVER WHAT'S DONE IS DONE IT FEELS SO BAD WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY IT FEELS SO SO; I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN MYWORLDISENDING!!!
>>17731603MFW you stupid niggers didn't buy Inovio.
Ahem,FUCK CHINKS
T MINUS 12 MINUTES LADSSTRAP IN MARINES WE'RE GONNA PUMP HARD!lol
>>17731603Very nice mods
It's over
FINAL BETS, LADS:How does it go this time for the dow jones? red to crash, fed going maximum POMP EET again, crab time again, or something else more memey?
>>17731606Thanks mods, very cool!
Fuck, Marry, Kill>Bull>Bear>Bat
>>17732195Humanz was pretty shit desu
>>17731603not fair, corona-chan...
>>17731603I remember a month ago or so some annoying faggot on alex jones show was saying bitcoin was going to go to 400 grand and it was the new gold telling everyone to download apps and buy it HAHAHA
>>17731603toasting in an epic breadwell at-least we can laugh together and we made friends along the way
>>17732448-7% today, then fed pomp etts midday. We probably end around -5%. Greenish tomorrow, but you should be buying puts friday and holding them over the weekend.
I'd like to make an announcement
>>17731603Jokes on you but I made a nice profit from shorting the market.
>>17732490nevermind, we are already pass 7%.
kek based mods
>>17731603POSTING IN EPIC BREAD >eggs and ham>fUCK quaissaints and fffUCK PARIS COMMIES
It all returns to nothing
BASED MODS
>>17732504SHHHH everyone, hes got something to say
>>17731603POSTAN IN A STICKY BREAD!
WHY ISN'T THIS PLAYING ON THE WHOLE BOARDDO IT MODS
>>17732504This better be good, Anne.
>>17732504I'm all ears
I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN
oh boy, guess i got here just in time
>>17731606I finally managed to click this mods
>this music playingHUE. Now we know we're in for a special meme day today, boys.
Based mods
>>17731911lmao
I know, I know I've let you down,
5 minutes
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
4 MINUTESTIME TO DIE
pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigtennever forget ttimes wen u feeled happywen day is dark alway rember happy day
Ebin, tell my grandkids I was here
SEE YOU ALL IN HELL
>every /pol/ happening creates an equal and opposite /biz/ reaction
Uh, why won't the music play again after the first time.Someone pls help a brainlet before it begins/be able to click the thing.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17732558Fuck chinksFuck pajeet scammersFuck bitcoinFuck link cucksFuck toadsAnd last but not least fuck jews
>mfw excited even though loved ones could die and economy could be fuckedis this what is means to be /joker/pilled?
>>17732684>>17732641It feels so good to be a bear today.
3 minutes. Is today a good time to buy SQQQ?
BREECH LEVEL ONE INCOMING
NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE ALL MY MONEY NOOOOOOOOOOO
>Sticky>Komm susser todd>Based>Mods
will we be okay?
it has only just begun. watch out, most people have no idea how much room society has to fall.
>>17732752buy what you can grab
>>17732741>>17732746we are based
1 MINUTE
>>17732769nah, we were never okay
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOWWWN
1 MINUTE IT'S HAPPENING
>>17732736I got it loaded up on youtube now.
OH GOD HIT THE FUCKING DECK
MOMMY AGGGGHHHHHHHHHGGG
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN.
HERE IT COMES BRACE FOR IMPACT
>>17732736just refresh
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHINGIT ALL COMESTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWN
Omg
>Mods are laughing at us again
I'll see you all in crypto hell
DROPPING
>-7% at Opening-7% at Opening>-7% at Opening-7% at Opening>-7% at Opening-7% at Opening>-7% at Opening-7% at Opening>-7% at Opening-7% at Opening
SEVEN PERCENT IN ONE MINUTE
>-1,748.98
HOLY SHIT
KNIFE IS FALLING
Don't have cable, live stream anywhere I can watch?
HODL THE DIP
TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
>itt retards thinking they get to buy puts at cheaper pricesKeep dreaming faggots. The Fed will step in to prevent global financial meltdown.
buy bitcoin... ans you can't buy foods whit keke it's the end bros, nice.
>>17731603THIS IS THE BEST MUSIC [spoiler]to commit suicide to[/spolier]THANK YOU FREN
>that dow jones dropHOLY S H I T
>>17732893Wow 1 minute limit down It's fucking ogre bois we gonna do a triple today or what,
>>17732933psssssssssssssst
>market opens>Put doubles in value within 1 minuteholy shit
>>17731603AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
so glad I panicked and sold everything the moment a Chinese person sneezed
ive never seen a sticky on this board other then the stupid hiromoot shit
>>17732714Thanks faggit.
it's been good bros, but it had to end... and now.. its all tumbling down.
>>177329527%. I'm loving it
>>17733000Where were you 3 days ago
you should've invested in bitconnect faggots
>>17732933How though? Throw more qe and bailouts when they are trillions in debt? Nothing can stop this train anon.
>>17732999based and checked
I’m rich
bros...
GOGOGOOGOGOGO DOWN DOWN DONW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>tfw pulled out at $8500.>tfw waiting for rock bottom>tfw this coronavirus shit will blow over.
>>17732723>he doesn't hedge his financial expectations by also being a /pol/fag
Circuit breaker on the S&P!!!
we had a chance to get off the ride
>>17731603>retards who bought the bulltrap
Bulls - suck my BBBC - big Bulgarian bear COCK
REMEMBER GOYS BUY MY BA-ER, BUY THE DIP!
BRO INVEST NOW THE REBOUND IS HAP-
I'm posting in a sticky.!!! Fuck.jannies, fuck niggers!!!
So what now, do we rally after the circuit breaker?
I KNOWI KNOW IVE LET YOU DOWN
>my 401k turned into shitLoving itGreat dayAnyways what should I buy since this is just continuing to tunble down
>too poor for stocks>0 losses
I've lost everything...
Who here ready to buy with cash on the sidelines?Reminder that to reach 2009 valuations, we still have to drop 50%.Personally I'll be averaging down once the SP500 reaches 1500. Leaps if we go below 1000.
2nd circuit break today im feeling it
BUY THIS
What are the other two circuit breakers as a refresher anons, so I know when to truly begin to BANIC?
Take this crossboard bait thread back to /pol/
>>17733184>what should I buya smith and wesson
here goes the cashhhhpeople butthuurtttt/biz/ on suicide watchhhh
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Cramer just taking calls in the middle of the showGod I love CNBC
>>17733203me! i wanna buuyyyyare there leveraged S&P etfs?
where are you guys watching your stocks news?
>>1773321913% and 20%, only on s&p
>>1773321913%, then 20% stops the day entirely.
>>17733271Yahoo Finance.
mio eating a candy
omfg my heart
ORANGE KEEPS BREAKING RECORDSCAN I GET A MIGA!?
It's time.
>>17733271Here?
>>17731722
>>17731603SIT ON MY FACE CORONA-CHAN
>tfw liquidated all my assets two weeks agoim gonna make it, this cycle is mine
Robinhood keeps telling me no one is trading Puts right now, wtf does that mean? Every stock I select is giving me this.
܂>>17731772The weight of our sins became too heavy.
This is the end of America as a world power.
N-No... Not yet...! I can still keep going. I can still... keep dreaming...
>>17733333Holy Digits!!!!
>>17733367>Robinhood
FUCK JEWS
>>17733367The breaker tripped so yes no one is trading puts
>>17733271listening to Jim Cramer drunk on Squawk
Why are chinese stocks okay?
US Trading Suspended.
IT'S ALL OVER
>>17733486i dont believe you
this was more or less inevitable, the real question is, are we going to hit the second breaker? will the fed pahmp as much as it needs to to prevent that?
>>17733333nice quints
>>17733271Watching Cramer get calls from government officials on live tv kek
Thankfully i only had 1k in crypto and 1k in stocks. Just gonna hodl for a couple years, and probably DCA into stock market again starting in april/mayIf youre less than 10k invested cumulatively, its probably in your benefit to not sell lol
>>17733458Because they actually did the right thing and went all-in to stop Corona early on. China was the stonks all along.
>>17733438Thanks, that's what I thought but I don't like assuming things involving money
>>17733507It is suspended for like 10 minutes now retard.
>>17733557source?
>>17732714
Professional trader here. Stimulus will be announced soon, buy gold. Short dollar. The stimulus will be so large it will be laughable. Play this angle because it is coming.
>DAX is completely shitting itselfgolden bear isn't good enough for this, someone make paltinum or diamond bear
>>17733507It's called a circuit breaker.
>>17733516You should have fucking sold 30 mins ago retard. The stock market is crashing crypto too. But ok
>>17733579You're a retarded nigger, just check the markets and you will see theyre not moving, not slightly moving, i mean not even a 0.1 change.
>>17733393I hope the vacuum isn't filled by chinks.
Brehs.. I will have some cash next week, what should I buy? S&P ETF?
Can someone tell me why halting trading "works?"Why would it stop a panic? Wouldn't it make people even more panicked to not be able to sell when they want to? Why doesn't it make sell-offs even worse when trading begins again?
>>17733594Deutsche Bank gonna shit the bed this week or next, then we should really see some shit fly. Whooo boy!
>>17733602ah that, i thought it was something else
>>17733367You’ll have the wait 15 minutes. The stock market hit a circuit breaker due to the immense loss after the opening bell.
>>17733586People are saying 15T in asset purchases by the Fed if we go into a full blown recession.
܂>>17731603Glitchposting in le sticky
wat do if you're sitting on like $30-40k in cash? how long do I wait before I buy and what do I buy? Should I just buy a mutual fund if I'm an idiot?
>>17731603SQQQ bris how much money are we making today
>>17733507It's a circuit breaker. Markets fall 7%, they halt trading for 15 minutes
>>17733692>17731603(OP)>Glitchposting in le stickytha fuck
>>17733662forces traders to reconsider and not act on impulse.
>>17732144I‘m with you bro. This will be huuuuuge
>>17733458>Why are chinese stocks okay?Chinese "stock markets" are fraudulent. They were putting in restrictions on selling and their government pumps money in. Its a sideshow to dupe Westerners who are used to real stock markets.
>>17733594Glowing green uranium bear for nuclear bear run.
Don’t be mad about losing thousands.Be happy you were around when /biz/ was still a board.
The stock app I use is showing everything as -100%. Looks like they entered the final result and went on a holiday
>>17733620I'm speaking about those who held to this point, for them they should not sell at a monumental loss. They should hold and just wait ~3 years to at least break even again. Every market will recover, what's the rush
>>17733516???It's over retard!!!!!The game is over!!!
>>17733743But didn't they consider it all night and decide to place sell orders with hours and hours of consideration beforehand?
>>17733678MY BODY IS READY
>>17731603Just buy the dip.
>Break ends>Immediatly falls another percentIts ogre
ARE WE HITTING LVL 2 TODAYYYYYY??????????
postan ebic bred
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSECOND BREAKER HERE WE COME!!!
PANICJUST FUCKING PANICIT'S ALL OVER
Inovio up 20-30%
IT WONT FUCKING STOP FALLING
>down 9%
H-hey guys what happens to your money if the company goes out of business haha
We're g-gonna hit level 2 aren't we?
>>17733684Yes. Trade it. It's coming.
THE PONZI IS COLLAPSINGLMAOOOOOOOO
>>17733893Get ready for the dump
>>17733928LOWER!
why contain it?
Chink manufactured bioweapon.Have some theatrics in a backwater nobody cares about, have no cases in your actual hive cities, spread it to the world then sit back.Reminder: no western reporter or eyewitness saw what happened in wuhan. All we have is chinks word.Right now we see the result of their bioweapon. This is an act of war and constitutes a use of a weapon of mass destruction against the west.
>tfw too much of a brainlet to learn how shorting works
>>17733940you get back double from the gobment
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHY IS THE FED NOT PUMPING MONEY ANYMORE
SO HOW'S THAT FUNNYMUNNY OF YOURS DOING, SON?OH SHI-
IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE ENDIT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE ENDIT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE ENDIT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE ENDIT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END
>>17734030pump machine brokeunderstandable have a great day.
Its been real, boiz.Hope y'all survive the aftermath.If you havent bought supplies get, I fear it may be too late for you
>>17734030Ink ran out and it's produce in China
>the pomp is happeningFEDS ARE SPOOKED
It’s a good thing I bought the dip on Tuesday lol.
Friendly reminder to hug your family and tell them you love them, you won't have them around forever.
Last time they diverted people's attention with race baiting, trannyposting and various SJW identityfag shitflinging, how will The Man placate the proles this time around?
>>17734030>implying they aren't but can't contain it
>>17734030>moneyWhat's that lmao?The only things of value now are toilet paper, food and bullets.
I guarantee you it's Jay Irwin who stickied this.
>I..I suggest everyone wait until the market clears up. My $250 worth of long positions have been ruined by this market!>Why is my $500 bitcoin investment down?! I thought it was supposed to go up during a recession.>It’s impossible for us to make money right now. J..just don’t trade.Kek. Some of you are destined to stay broke.
>>17734000mutual funds are a tribal scam. Some of them have been proven to not even be actively managed despite their claims. Just get ETFs. But not at the moment.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE, CAN'T WAKE UP
>>17734128>I bought puts, I'm such a genius
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK I JUST FUCKING WOKE UP WHAT IS GOING ON
HERE COMES THE PUMP
>Feds already pumping not even a half hour after it opensThey are so screwed
>>17733458is this real?
>>17734030pumping money will do absolutely nothing if not make things worse.
>>17734118
Bought BEAR 6 hours ago and made back everything I lost through the night x2
>>17734030>brrrrrrrrrr
PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP
I LITERALLY ONLY PUT MONEY IN CRYPTO TWO MONTHS AGO FUCK MY LIFE
>>17734179It's over
THE LAST NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF OUR CIVILIZATION>THE LAST NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF OUR CIVILIZATION
bought 9/18 $300 SPY calls.
HOLY SHIT THIS DAY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
>>17734159>Yes.jpg
>>17734095This is the catalyst that allows the white nations of the world to slide into based and unironic fascism
>>17734242any vod for this?
Witnessed
>muh digital goldClose this clown board already, or at least split it between actual /biz/ and cryptofags. Crypto is unironically going to zero, and stock market after.There is no safe haven. Only pain, and sufferingIt's over
>>17732248Not yet bro.Supply line hasnt been restored.When you see harbors in quarentined china areas reopen for 1 full week....BUY! BUY! BUY!
>>17734030>MUST. ENSLAVE. FUTURE. GENERATIONS
>>17734030Money to do what with it? Theres no demand for anything except toilet paper and canned food
lol
>DAX at -10.2%
mods activated based mode
>>17734238Yikes, why 9/18
>>17731885Because paper-gold is just a stock.Physical gold will hold, and will provide.
>>17731840
>>17734270I'm sure you predicted this crash a year in advance too, didn't you? Based oracle.
>>17734095>retarded commie doesn't understand the importance of race
Guy I think the printer ran out of paper.
>musictop fucking kek
S T O N K S
WHAT WAS THAT
>>17734159Buying puts may not make me a genius, but not buying them would make me a fat fucking retard.
/biz/ b-bros.... I don't feel so good anymore...
riding this shit to the bottom
>First pump already failingCircuit Breaker 2 incoming
SHOULD I PUT MONEY IN CHAINLINK NOW???
How long does the fed feed trough last before it starts crashing again?
toastin
>>17734206/s4s/ is always right
DO I BUY LINKIES NOW????
Whelp, buying yesterday was premature. Oh well, I'm only down 13% right now. I transferred in more money and I'll be able to buy more. Gonna double down on my energy stocks, but I might wait to see what happens tomorrow.
economic ruin and plaguebiblical times
Ç'est la finBullrun is cancelled for the next decade
>tfw you are too poor to invest and don't have a 401k
Just don't sell and you won't lose anything bullbroslike me..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
My entire paycheck is going into Bitcoin tomorrow.
guys check this out*cough cough*
>tfw stocked up and ready for this shit>tfw working from home until this is over or company goes under>tfw live in isolated area
How much money is the fed gonna print this time to save muh markets?
posting relevant content in stickyfill your bags, marines
>>17734529D C ACA
Why is there such an overreaction to a slightly worse flu?
>2 stickies in one weekwe made it big boys
IT’S OK I DIDNT WANT TO RETIRE ANYWAYS
>>17734555bad news
>>17734118based jay
>fed's pp already flaccidoh no no
>>17734561THIS IS THE CDC OPEN UP
>>17734561AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>tfw too lazy to invest >95% cashok now what?
I'm going to unironically buy the LINK dip, I'm too far gone
>>17731603The ULTIMATE panic sell
This is the last straw. I'm pulling all of my money out and investing in physical gold. Does anyone know how long a barrel of crude oil will remain stable? I may invest in a couple of barrels of oil while they're cheap.
Bloomberg financial channel cut out. I’m assuming the host is committing suicide.
>>17734242hahaha
posint in a ebidc bread
>>17734545voulez vous couchez avec moi, madam lagarde?
>>17734406>he thinks the sudden inexplicable rise of SJWism and racebaiting in all major media in the wake of the '08 crash and the way it hijacked Occupy was organicYou fucking moron, why is an idiot like you playing around on the market like you've got a clue about what you're doing? You're a Linkie, aren't you?
>>17734242kek
>>17734641>buy high sell lowbased
>>17731603YOU FUCKING WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
were living in history
>>17734106I'm invested in Federal ammunition and trust me their stock is going down too
>>17731603Laughing through the pain
>>17734619stay lazy for the meantime
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>17734687we’ve been living thru history for the last four years
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWhat do we do ameribrosTrump was supposed to handle this
I JUST GOT FILLED ON ALL MY PUTS AND NOW I HAVE TO PAY TAXES AND IDK HOW TO DO IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17731603>LET ME SELL>LET ME SELL>LET ME SELL>LET ME SELLI CANT SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU GUYS SAID IT WOULD REBOUND WHAT THE FUCK!!
>>17733986Lmao, it's pumping
interesting times we live in
Literally another GFC
NONONONONONONO MY STOCKS IS ALL FUCKING REDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>17734666dilate
>>17733458Hes talking about 80% of our medicine and most of our starting materials in ALL our manufacturing comes from china. No starting materials = no production = economy drop. Hes saying we need to be self reliant and less of a global economy
I HAVENT HEARD THIS VERSION OF KOM SUSSER TODD BEFORE. WHERE IS THIS VERSION FROM?
Hey guys what effect would it hypothetically have on the market if I knew Trump had the Wuflu? How could I insider trade that if they, say, announced it at 9 PM tomorrow night with a weekend to prepare? Just hypothetically.
>>17731603AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINNNN
>mfw i already uncorked the wine bottle>it's 8:11ammaybe when i slip outta this bender things will be green againmaybe
>>17734687we live in a society
>>17734000buy gold you nigger
>it's "haha money printer go brrr" episode
>>17731603>mfw often talk to nanners about the great depression>mfw none of the faggots today could survive in that world
>he didnt by ze dip yet
Is it just me or are things getting crazier out there?
>>17734668I started laughing when Bloomberg's youtube live stream cut her off a couple minutes ago
You bought the dip right?You know fed has literally infinite money?
>>17734786>maybe when i slip outta this bender things will be green againanon don't put yourself in a ten-year coma just because of some stupid stonks, come on
>broker platform crashes>gold going downIt's all over boiis
>>17734643It's all finally happening friend
dump it faggots
imagine being a goldfag when you realize a handful of gold is worth less then one cosmoline soaked shovel
>>17734843I'm unsure if even the fed can pump forever without imploding the value of the $ and ruining us all.
>>17734814>mfw none of the faggots today could survive in that world
PLEASE WHERE IS THIS VERSION OF Komm, süßer Tod
>>17734863did people really think yellow rocks would magically be worth something in 2020?
>>17734843You need to realize your hunches and guesses are worthless. It's pure foolishness to commit to anything in a situation like this.
2 circuit breakers today on the brazilian stock market.The market opened less than an hour ago.
fucking laughing at all the faggots that actually bought the """dip"""" and thought it was going up again
>>17731603>bitcoin -24%AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’m taking up stealing to recover my losses. Any of you retards want to become gentleman thieves?
how come you guys spam 'fed is pumping"how the fuck do you know?
ALL BOARDS, REPORT IN/jp/ HERE
>>17734892they can't. They should honestly be saving some of this pump power and rate cuts for after we hit the bottom to get the market moving again. This stuff is only going to prolong the pain
>>17734601its a boomer killer
>tfw just had a bunch of expensive dental bills and just cracked my phone screen so need a new one of those too
>>17731603Pack it up everyoneIt’s over
>>17734863physical gold is still king.
LAUGHING FOR 47 MINUTES CANT STOP
How low is bitcoing gonna go?
>>17734843>Catching falling daggers because money printer go brrr.Just wait for the bottom. There's thousands of points to rise from the bottom, where ever it may be. No rush to gamble on speculation when you could just get hard, actionable news first.Can money printer offset news of Trump's infection? Asking for a friend.
>>17734946/vg/ /akg/ Reporting in
>>17734946/pol/ and /lit/ here
how much link do I need to get a wife like pic related after today?
Cryptocoinlet here, which cryptocurrency is the best to get into at this point? Should I just buy bitcoin as a safe option?
>>17734946/pol/a/tg/ reporting in!
>>17734946/k/ here, I'm here to laugh at you all, my money is entirely in bullets and guns
Should I just start investing in black market narcotics? Seems like a safer bet than anything else at this point.
>>17734944Look at the chart
>>17734946/s/ reporting in
>>17734946/pol/ and /t/ here.
>>17734906iTODDLERSBTFO
>>17731603All the link holders right now “Fuck you im not selling”
>>17733888AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17734988fffffuuarrrrrrkk
>Buying during the bear market
>>17734946fa/g/got here
What's gonna happen when people realize the banks don't have their money.
It's happening
I don't know how many of you have ACTUALLY read Graham's Intelligent Investor, I have, and I believe this recession holds no weight. The fundamentals on the macro level tell me that the market should go back up soon. At least by tomorrow. I would suggest everyone buy into the market now in order to lock in their gains. I am placing calls on SPY to maximize my gains, and I suggest you all follow suit.This is a fabricated recession brought on only by fear. The virus is nothing but an overblown common cold that has infected virtually nobody.
>>17734970how can you invest in stocks and not be able to afford a new screen/phone?
>>17734946>/gif/ reporting inbusting a massive nut to this collapse
>>17734633Linkers have been through the most amazing Rollercoaster over the passed two years lmao
>>17734946/sp/ standing by
/smg/sumo/akbg/sp/tv/a/pol/heem/rbl/mu/reporting in
>>17734946/a/ here. Hello /jp/ my fren.
STOCKS? WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE WON'T NEED STOCKS
>-31% since buy>-38% since buy>-11% since buy>-2% since buyjesus christ
>>17734946/p/ reporting in
>>17735044Ok J Powell, sounds good
>>1773498810k, or $1.69
>>17734946/v/ herefuck you cirno is best 2hu
>>17734992You only need one to commit sudoku, though.
Left my money manager three weeks ago when he asked me why I was selling everything. These people needed a wakeup call
>>17734988why would something worth nothing get you something?
>>17734270>This is the catalyst that allows the white nations of the world to slide into based and unironic fascismhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlPv13rG6sE
>>17731603>stickying thislmao jannies you're alright
>>17734633so this happens because some guy with like 100k LINK (or more??) just market sold it all at once right?
>>17734946/out/ here. Pls compliment my babies.
>>17735044>Graham's Intelligent Investor>I believe this recession holds no weightIt should be illegal to be this fucking retarded>should go back up soon. At least by tomorrowit should be illegal to be this fucking retarded
>>17734946/his/ standing by
>>17731603this is not trumps fault. He played hardball with China and now they are retaliating.We are in an economic war with china and they are winning with the use of a biological weapon.this is how it begins. Welcome to world war 3>bilderberg 2020Decisions will be made and the whole world will change.
>>17731603FUCK jannies and FUCK trannies
>>17735007WE'RE HITTING 10 NEXT CHRISTMAS GAIS
>>17734991Same here, Kamerad! ;)
>only 500 posts>In a sticky/biz/ really is dead
>>17735099Fur looks great
>>17734946>>17734982>>17734991>>17734992>>17734998>>17735005>>17735023>>17735045>>17735053can all tourists just fuck off. i want to have this moment with the bros.
>>17735099I’d fuck them
>>17731606wtf how did you put an iframe here
>>17735099nice mooers fren. can i come stay wif you during apocalypse?
>>17735099Are they going to be delicious?
>>17735099Very cute, I'm not man enough to be able to kill my livestock (if I had any)
>>17734870>Annie comes back>The world endsWhat did Isayama mean by this?
>>17734461how do you do this?
>>17735139Geh scheissn! :D
So does this count as a SECOND crash?
>>17734946/g/ here
>>17735099They look very well cared for, tell them anon said hi. Love the forest in the back.
Where are all the bulls from late last week that thought the stocks were cheap?
I'm buying heavy machinery fuck you guys.
>>17734946/toy/ here. I fell out of my chair
>>17731603OK someone needs to explain this shit to me.IS THIS THREAD BEING MONITORED BY CIA NIGGERS RIGHT NOW?I'm not one for conspiracies and shit but a lot of earlier replies are now GONE. DELETED. Check the top of this thread and a lot of post numbers are crossed out. I suspect CIA (niggers) are archiving these replies around the clock 24/7, and tracing them to our IP. High possibility we are being marked on their "Far-right white supremacy terrorist" list. The ones crossed out are most likely their top priority to be executed.What really gave it all away to me was the fact that they hacked the reply count ITT (In This Thread). It's been stuck for ages at only 1000 replies. Sloppy fucking job mossad niggers.IT'S OVER /BIZ/
>>17731603I did put all my money left for "rebuying" into shell, its like 11k€ Feels comfy desu
>>17735160>>17735158If this kicks off we will eat veal for months
>>17735139Look at me. I'm the investor now. This board is only for people who have money, you're broke so fuck off.
What does it mean "reduce only"?I read about it, still don't understand
>ITS OOOOOOOOOOONITS OOOOOOOOOOON>ITS OOOOOOOOOOONITS OOOOOOOOOOON>ITS OOOOOOOOOOONITS OOOOOOOOOOON>ITS OOOOOOOOOOONITS OOOOOOOOOOON>ITS OOOOOOOOOOONITS OOOOOOOOOOON>ITS OOOOOOOOOOONITS OOOOOOOOOOON>ITS OOOOOOOOOOONITS OOOOOOOOOOON>ITS OOOOOOOOOOONITS OOOOOOOOOOON>ITS OOOOOOOOOOONITS OOOOOOOOOOON>ITS OOOOOOOOOOONITS OOOOOOOOOOON>ITS OOOOOOOOOOONITS OOOOOOOOOOON
>>17735139you are just making my dick harder
About to kill myself bros
SALVATIONONE MILLION STOCKS GONE HEHAHEHAHAHA
>check crypto>down 25-30% across the boardnice hedge biz
>>17735099awww, fucking adorable m8
>>17734946/fit/ and /a/here
>>17735139
>>17735114China is more fucked than anyone else so far.
>>177349803k
>>17735187They're all out fucking your girlfriend.
>>17735188Based Hjalmar
BIBLICAL
>>17734946/lit/ reporting in
>>17731603Brainlet here when it comes to marketsWe goofed?
>>17735139fuck youwe are here to help
>>17734946/v/ /tv/ /biz/ /g/ here
>First real economic crisis since BTC became a thing>Crypto crashes even harder than the markets.Loving it. Hedge against fiat and irrational markets my ass you dumb faggots.
>>17735044>tourism and shopping dead>transportation dead>production soon to be shut down for quarantineNice fundamentals.
Linkbros, it was an honor Hodling at your side
>>17735236sweet
>>17735133I wonder how many have actually killed themselves?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17735237Jokes on you. I don't have one.
>>17735173Search youtube and watch a tutorial on options trading before doing it, but you can use Robinhood or any other stock trading platform to trade options.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS VERSION OF KOMM SUSSER TODD FROM? IT HAS NONE OF THE ORCHESTRA PIECES, ONLY PIANO
This was your sell signal.
>>17735243we coofed.
Guys why is the past repeating itself on almost exactly a 100 year cycle???PLS STOP
>>17735188DANGEROUSLY BASED
>>17735211Don't, mate. Be there for others and they'll be there for you.
>>17735295Are you imagining it playing in your head or something? I can't hear shit.
>>17731887OMGI wish you luck but I'd sell within a week or 2 That's how people go broke unless that's like 5% of your folio
>>17735232there will be casualties on both sides. thats how a war works
>>17735323this time the right side wins tho
>>17734773>boomers let chinese communist party take total ownership of the american medical supplies>boomers reverse mortgage their home and spend money on cruises vacations and wine tastings instead of setting it aside for their kids>boomers get btfo by viruslet them die
>>17735243we're about to watch an economic system of unsustainable boomer financial theory and only held up by consumer spending come crashing down thanks to Corona-Chan
Why isn't bitcoin dumping below 5.8k?
Here you go, /biz/. Better luck next time!
>>17735188>hjalmar schacht >88based and economypilled
>>17732385I meant to but I have all my money tied up in optionsHave a Mattel put that's gone up 6x
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>17735352First post, very tiny pixel. It's a youtube player.
>>17735352there's music playing, turn onii chan off or something on your 4chanx settings
>>17735357You've never heard about this guy called "Pyrrhus or Epirus," have you?
>>17734946another /jp/sie here hoping for further crashing
>>17735323Because capitalism is cyclical, my dude.
Lel glad I only got interested in the stock market the first week of March and only out in $100 and lost 10 bucks LMAO
>>17731743finally
>>17735352Firefox autoplay in the address bar was blocking it for me fren
>>17735398With their college assistance programs and flexible scheduling and dirt cheap food prices, it's the primo first jobNot that anyone here has or ever will get out of their mommy's basement tho
I'm on a sticky!
>>17734946[s4s] here to check n kek>>17734944>>17734933>>17734922>>17734966>>17734988>>17735044>>17735055>>17735088>>17735099>>17735133>>17735177>>17735188>>17735211>>17735422>>17735455nice dubs
>>17733653I hope it is, so I can laugh at all the people cheering my demise, when they see what the new boss is like.
>>17735416gotta love hindsight
>>17734946/v/, /mu/, and /ic/ hereWill my art still have value in the coming fallout?
>>17735253we shall meet in the battlefield, brother
Just bought some cheap Monero
>>17735247buy my bags then
thread themehttps://youtu.be/nVPZzFIPKZc
>>17735177Daily crashes for 3 weeks brah.
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>>17734946/n/ here
>>17735536and what is this nigger?>>17731606
>>17735477Yours ain't so bad either friend. Nice lucky sevens.
I unironically love my President.
>>17735104>>17735252I'm currently laughing at you peasants. Haha! It sounds like you guys couldn't even make it past chapter 1 of The Intelligent Investor before having to pick up a "Stock Trading for Dummies" book. Absolutely pathetic.
>>17735572I'll give you $50
>>17735501no, it never had
>>17734946/tg/ here401k took a beating but I invested in plastic toys to get me through the coming involuntary quarantine
>>17735416It's all so easy in hindsight. The crypto market crashed less than 48 hours after my grandmother asked 'what is Bitcoin?'
Learn how to F12 foolshttps://www.youtube.com/embed/H9hc8dD0aFE?&autoplay=1
>suicide hotline not stickied too>mfw
get rekt faggots
>>17732634>>17732736>>17732634>>17732939>>17734453>>17735422>>17735323>>17735352https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9hc8dD0aFE
>>17735501It doesn't have value right now
>>17731603I BEEN SHORTING THE MARKET SINCE BOEING'S PLANES FUCKED UPTOOK HOME 13K LAST NIGHTFEELS GOOD
>>17735398>implying burger shops will be operational in quarantine
>YFW 100% LIQUID CASH
post yfw you shorted back in early feb
>>17731603based mods
Hi Carl
>>17734946/out/istic /an/on on standby. Just here to laugh at these maggots
Got 1 share of boing at 160, surely I’ll make a few bucks right?
>>17731606why can I only find this piano version here?
>>17734946/sp/ reporting in
>>17735667I DONT KNOW ARE YOU OKAY WITH HAVING 2 MILLION DOLLARS?!!!?
>>17735680A T H L E T ETHLETE
If the Coronavirus is a nothingburger why is North America shutting down? My local government is basically closed wtf.Someone explain
bought a ton of puts last week on EWI, GE, AMD, MU and cashed out nice todaymfw
Austrian -10% Gang reporting in
>>17735635Good callI was a little late to make the connection but still would have slaughtered if I bought when I thought of itMattel puts are up 40% today tho lmaook
>>17735696mass panic+ hysteria
>>17734946/g/chad here
ogre
>>17735696it's not a nothingburger friend, it's really happening
They said my waifu isn't real, but it turns out she's realer than the economy. At least she'll be there for me always, no matter what happens.
>>17735648Only impressive if you have at least double digits assets.
>>17731603i want to die
The chamber of Guf is open
>>17735648based
Fucking DEUTSCHE is in free fall. No1 derivatives trader.MOAR, for the love of God, MOAR!
Guys, i've been waiting the world to burn for so long. I can't even get excited over a 10k point crash. I don't feel anything anymore. There is literally no hope that I will ever get to gun down niggers down in the street and rape women with a gang of raiders in a wasteland setting. Why even live?
>>17735696It's a mediumburger probably. Not a happeningburger but not a nothingburger either. Conspiracy theorists say it's the left wing media hyping it to make panic, kill the stock market and blame orange man. They're probably right to some degree. H1N1 didn't kill stocks after all and that's the easiest comparison.
mods=gods
TUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWN
>>17735656don't mind me, just enjoying the show
>>17735696Mass panic and hysteria.
>>17732737AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17735718belgian gang here we -11%
>>17735776Based
>me with a pile of cash waiting for the bottom so I can buy
>>17735696it's not a nothingburger
>>17735603damn, i wish i was dead
NEXT CIRCUIT-BREAKER WHEN?
>made 7% today by buying IBIO at premarket prices then selling it at openingthere's literally no excuse for being poor
So what is actually worth buying right now?Guns and ammunition?
>>17735813dam boah, mirin'
>>17735696Sensationalist 24/7 media need something to talk about and their getting hard nipples over how much control they have over the narrative of the world. Politicians are exactly the same.
BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP NOT SPAM JUST SOUND ADVICE
>>17735788you sound like you would be an excellent LINK marine, get a suicide stack
>>17735797Laugh at me, /biz/, even though I’m already ticking back up by a couple points.
WHATS DONE IS DONE IT FEELS SO BAD WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD ILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN MY WORLDDDD IS ENDINGGGGG
>>17734392How do I learn about these? The basics of economics, stocks, etc? I mean, the sticky has plenty of books to choose from, I'm lost.
Put in a LINK order for if it drops to 1.58. Bad idea?
>>17735799I ant won jak a lot from the squattery the lotterys should be the jak squattery cuz i aynt jak squatting a lot y they should rename the lottery to the jak squattery cuz that's all i ever win in it!!!!!
/aco/, /h/, /d/, /trash/ here. Just stopping by mid coom to offer my condolences.
>>17735669>>17735615
>>17735815What sectors you gonna cop?For me it's agribusiness and electronic entertainment. Things people will need during a quarantine and still easy enough to produce with mass labor shortages.
>>17731603I've actually been sitting on a couple k for the last couple months waiting for the next crash. Now that the market is finally collapsing when should I buy in biz autists? Now? Or should I wait a bit?
>>17735836Now.
WU HAN CLAN IS NO'N TO FUCK WIT'!
>>17735853TP
>>17735901I just plan on plopping it into DIA once the smoldering stops
>>17735875Suicidal?Need Help Now?Call 911or1-800-SUICIDE
>>17735836NOW.
FOMOing like a motherfucker here. What if the crash is temporary and today is my best time to buy?
>>17735696It simply does not exist. Virtually nobody has the illness. I have read Grey's Anatomy, many people just cannot understand this book, and I believe that many are mistaking it for the common cold.The world cabal has made coronavirus up in an attempt to push Donald Trump out of office by taking away his greatest feat, which is the Trump Economy.I would go ahead and just buy the dip. The market should correct itself by tomorrow. This should be apparent to you if you've read The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham.
>>17735905NOWO W ACTIVATEPROTOCOLTENDIESMAXIMUM
>>17735905When biz is basically dead that's when you buy during a crash like this. There's a lot of hype and panic but there's not enough shit and blood everywhere. This is going down. Way down.
>>17735905wait until a major urban center in america goes on lock downthen its going to be at its lowest
Are we experiencing an economic 9/11?
>>17735867Why catch falling daggers when you can just wait until it's on the ground and pick it up? Thousands of points to rebound when things normalize (in like a year lol), there's literally no rush to be a bull. Chill out and be an oxen for a while damn.
>>17735919Kek
>>17732737AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17735872Already do
>>17735937I’m not too worried, it’s already recovering to an acceptable level but that doesn’t mean I can’t feel a little sour waking up to this.
YA KNOW IT'S FUCKED WHEN THE PAIN FEEL NICECHEAP LIQUOR ON ICE, NICE
this shit is more entertaining than any tv show
>>17735872saved
>>17734946/v/ herehehehe, funni red line
>>17735905If this crash is like the others then you should wait. Watch out for bull traps, don't fomo like a retard
>invested all of my money in phats>trading them for tons of gf nowdrowning in pussy
>>17735945cases will explode in cities like NY and LA over aprilthen the real dip happens
>>17735875You're fine you haven't lost anything unless you sell at a loss. You just won't have flexibility and liquidity for a while.
Damn
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMY HECKIN GRANITE COUNTERTOP MONEY IT'S ALL GONEI HAVE TO BUY TILED COUNTERS NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tourist here who lost no money
>>17731668>>17731968yes
>>17736036>what are options
>>17735886Make you some money.Make me some money.DAMN IT I NEED SOME MONEY!
>>17736036If I sell now I’d be nearly 1/2 a million down by this point when I know it will recover and do well on the long term. Still stings but it isn’t Armageddon.
>>17735945If you have no way of knowing, then you don't buy.
>>17735945how can we tell when it's safe to start buying?
>>17736007Blood sports are the sport of true intellectuals.
>>17736081
>>17735966>>17735945>>17736030Watch that little circle in New York, right above the bronx which is the only mainland connection for the 5 major New York Burroughs.It will move down from there.
>he fell for the stonksjewGood goyim.
>>17736025>tfw RuneScape gp is a safer asset than Bitcoin
>>17734946/a/, /k/ and /v/ hereWas nice knowing you guys
CUZ WERE LIVING IN A WORLD OF FOOLSBREAKING US DOWNWHEN THEY ALL SHOULD LET US BEYOU BELONG TO YOU AND ME
>Friday the 13th tomorrow
>DJI AT -7.52% fuck bros what if it happens? it almost his -8% a few minutes ago.
>>17735953>The market should correct itself by tomorrow.why tomorrow and not next week or next month or 6 months from now?>>17736021>Watch out for bull trapshow to spot a bull trap?
>>17736127DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE ONLY ILLEGAL THING I HAVE TO DO TODAY?!?
>>17736030I don't really understand the concept here? Believe me, i fucking wish we were witnessing the next plague to wipe out 30% of humanity but we aren't. At most a couple of boomers are going to die and 10 percent or so of the workforce will be at home at any given time for no longer than a month.
this is gonna be a BAD year
posting in sticky
I'm so happy I'm broke and didn't lose a cent this weekALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
>Sticky ruined by touristsevery time.
>>17734946/pol/ /n/igger /ck/
>>17731603Posting in an ebin sticky thread. We're still way too high. Give me early 10s prices on bitcoin and equities.
>>17736061>>17736109Hey buddy, i think you got the wrong door the reddit-club is two blocks down
ONE, NOTHING WITH ME!
Who scooping up cheap metals?
>>17735971Shut the fuck UP
>>17736184one of my favorite lines and one I've had the pleasure of using
>>17736213As expected of country grown vegetables.
feeling comfy
>>17736218u lost money haha
>>17736141I've scoured the second-hand Dragon Dildo market before and discovered that dragon dildos are a better store of value than Bitcoin. Some of them are on par with regular inflation.
L O W E R G O L O W E R
>>17736180He's a shill trying to make people buy to stabilize the market. If he says "next month" people will just watch it fall until then, at which point it's game over. It's useless, of course.That or he's out of his tiny little mind.
>>17735875>-9%Nice humblebrag.
Normies found out about options last month, so we had to do this. Not sorry.
>>17734946/tg/ here. Gambling on the stocks is just an extension of my other luck-based hobbies.
>>17736180>How do you spot a bull trapRight now? Any day that is positive on Wall Street while the virus is in effect is very likely to be a bull trap--unless bailouts for certain industries was issued, or news breaks that the virus is under control.
I TOLD YOU NIGGERS BUY SPXU, SQQQ, SH, CHAD, AND SDS BUT NO ONE LISTENEDALL IN THE GREEN BABY
>>17736171They've decided not to tell the world that Trump is sick until tomorrow evening after the market closes.
>>17736273Same.
>>17736305I can feel Mr. Money Bags finna boutta troll the whole town and make it skyrocket soon... or maybe not?¿? who knows.
>>17736355
>>17736334Why is 1 called natural?
Alright bros I'm off to sleep, wake me up if it drops another 5% so I can keep laughing
>>17734946/lit/ here, reminder that crises are always golden era for literature and writing.I bet this crisis will be longer than 2 years. Was sure it is happening after hearing from economics student like 2 months ago that with quantitative easing the bear will be gone forever.
>>17736267Haha mean cow go mooooo.
>>17736330I told you niggas, I told you about the options!!!Only real /smg/ neets will remeber the buy to close at ATH edition.
>>17734946/fgg/ reporting in
>>17735044>ACKSHULLY
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME>I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIMEI WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME>I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIMEI WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME>I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIMEI WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME>I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIMEI WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME>I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIMEI WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>17736369you will NEVER bea girl
>>17736381it means that the dice rolled landed on a 1 and not that the dice rolled landed on a 3 but was reduced to 1 through modifiers on the roll. >roll a 3>but my armor has a -2 to agility>so it is effectively a 1>non-natty 1 roll>roll a natty 1>lol critical fail>roll for damage, sucka
>>177363811 on the dice before modifiers, instead of getting a 1 because you had a penalty modifier.
>>17734981Pls recommend me some sources to be wise like you, anon
The music won't play for me.
>>17736381It means you rolled a one without any modifiers, or "a natty one". Critical failure.
>>17736381In most ttrpgs stats and other bonuses modify rolls, a “Natural 1” is a 1 on the dice, rather than a roll that was modified to be a 1 by other factors.
When does the big dump begin
RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE>RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGERAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE>RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGERAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE>RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGERAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE>RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE
>>17736413based and holy general reporting in finally
>>17736440>>17736448>>17736469>>17736476I see.
Should I buy crypto??????????
>>17736194SHUT THE FUCK UP the absolute cope
>>17736403>butcher is his greatest ally
>>17735090Yes
>>17736436that's fine, because I'm a big ol manly man of 6' 13'' who likes to not wash the dishes or wipe down the stove after cooking because I'm such a fucking hog
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>17734072Underrated
>>17734946/co/ reporting in
You tourists don’t even discuss what’s happening. You’re off topic
I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN,I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF.I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE,BUT NOW, THROUGH ALL THE HURT AND PAIN,IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RESPECT.THE ONES YOU LOVE MEAN MORE THAN ANYTHING.SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART,I FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO,IS END IT ALL, AND LEAVE FOREVER.WHAT'S DONE IS DONE, IT FEELS SO BAD,WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD.I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN.MY WORLD IS ENDING.I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME,'CAUSE NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE.CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE TRUST FROM THOSE YOU LOVE.I KNOW WE CAN'T FORGET THE PAST,YOU CAN'T FORGET LOVE AND PRIDE.BECAUSE OF THAT, IT'S KILLING ME INSIDE.IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN.IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN.IN MY HEART OF HEARTS,I KNOW THAT I COULD NEVER LOVE AGAIN.I'VE LOST EVERYTHING... EVERYTHING...EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME MATTERS IN THIS WORLD.IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN.IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN
>tfw have $25000 for the next bull run
>>17736495not yet
>>17736431I'VE LOST EVERYTHING>EVERYTHINGEVERYTHING>EVERYTHINGEVERYTHING>EVERYTHING
>>17736532>>17736532>You tourists don’t even discuss what’s happening.stocks are down...........okay now what?
>>17736514yet you post like a literal tranny faggot, check yourself
>>17732380I WISH
>>17736532
its over frens
>>17736541This looks like a snippet from Chapter 4 of The Intelligent Investor. I also enjoy reading this passage.
>>17736334you can use tactical reroll after whatever free rerolls you already get like an aura?
>>17736532Bro just soak it in. Drop some charts or something if you wanna flex a little bit. You will never have this many normies interested in your job/hobby again, just soak it all in and know that you da man.
>>17731603mods confirmed for happening fags
>>17736574well that's your problem because I know exactly what biological sex I am. If people want to argue with me about it then I'll just fuck with you.
>>17736532Discussion just gets ignored. This thread is just for the emotional response to the latest sell-off as evidenced by the music. Just enjoy the moment and shitpost. If you want serious discussions try /smg/.
>>17736490Also, in certain cases a "natural roll of 1" always results in a failure but getting your roll modified to 1 might not fail you (depending on system, intent, etc)A natural 1 is synonymous with a complete failure
>bought a week ago
>>17736532>what is a sticky
You have 30 seconds to meme as 2020 as possible as you can. Go.
>>17736615lad, its happening
>this shameless pump
S L I D I N GLIDING
Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers
HERE'S YOUR CHEAPIES
>>17736532Do you even know where you are?
Is this a good time to buy when the market is plummeting? The way I see it, demand doesn't change but supply becomes limited. Once these companies get back on their feet after the virus they will begin to meet demand again. Is there not tons of money to be made?
>>17731603https://youtu.be/bUtHcVzs1c0
>>17736616why do you like to LARP as a cute little girl?
>>17736553How much do think think it'll fall?
>>17736690DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO TAKE A SCREENSHOT YOU FUCKING JEW
OH NO NO NO NO
>>17736683
>>17734118Imagine announcing to the world that you work for fucking hiro
>>17736687Is that why it stopped falling?
>>17735308not the "go ahead, skip this ad. like you skipped out on buying apple, amazon stock" on ytwhen famous people tell you to buy something, it's the last sell signal (may even be too late)
>>17736616You are safe here.
TRUMP INFECTED
>>17736750>migrants don't have corona>they're migrating right into the corona hotspotswarm welcome :^)
>>17736733because I am a girl, ya retard. There's no LARPing involved. Only when I pretend to be a guy to blend in, which apparently, I'm not very good at people still somehow know I'm female.
>>177366831. Lay down on ground2. Try not to coof3. Coof a lot
>>17736724Yes, but were no where near the bottom baby. This is the golden bear run homie hahaha.
>>17736733>live action>onlineHmmm....
>>17734946/pol/a/c/k/ here
>>17736337thank you anon. is there a smart way to profit from these traps or should i just hold cash until news breaks that the virus is under control or bailouts?
>>17736804I want to cum inside your stinky unwashed pussy!
>>17731863I'm buying!Fifteen cents for Chain Link.Who wants to sell me some?
>>17736741I USE A VERSION OF WINDOWS CALLED WINDOWS 10 LTSC THAT REMOVES NEARLY EVERYTHING EXCEPT CORE SYSTEM FILES SO I CANNOT READILY USE ANY KIND OF SCREEN CLIPPING OR PASTE IT INTO PAINT SO I USED MY PHONE BECAUSE I DONT WANNA DOWNLOAD SHITWARE.Thank you.
>>17736780>they pump>it falls>they pump>it falls even lowerfed is just wasting paper at this point
>>17736846Based simp.
>>17736804>Only when I pretend to be a guy to blend in, which apparently, I'm not very good at people still somehow know I'm female.This. I've seen it happen.
>>17734946/m/ reporting in
>>17736797That's probably the best thing that could happen to him in this situation, all things considered. Less good for Pence and the Reps.
>>17736842nah
>>17736804Post cunny please
number go down?
>>17735477Thanks, you too anon
>>17736898How are you able to know?I can even 1PBTID and no image and I still get called out. How the fuck do you guys do it?
>>17736885Are they hoping for a miracle or something?Seems like a lost cause
>>17734946/x/ hereWe told you
>>17735099Electric + barbed wireOH HELL NORedo you fence anon
3 (March) + 5 + 2 + 0 + 2 + 0 = 12ABANDON ALL HOPE
What is everyone buying right now?You guys are buying in this golden opportunity right
I'm so fucking tired of this song.
>>17736954We can smell it.
>>17736804post profits you've made
>>17736976toilet paper apparently
SHOW LOSES SO I FEEL LESS BAD!!
>>17736976There hasn't been mass deaths in the USA from wuhan flu yet. It isn't even close to the bottom.
CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO
These CNBC contributors are fucking retarded. >We know the stock is going to go down, but you should buy now because people at home will be on their phones
>>17737018None yet, waiting for the bottom of this crash to buy.
>>17736991this song isnt tired of you.
>>17736991right click on tab -> mute tab
I don't understand white people. You seriously find toilet paper hygenic? Jesus Christ
>>17736804check your attentionwhoring ways fucking piece of shit, kys
ALL BOARDS, REPORT IN/pol/ STANDING BY
>>17737038>Cramer smashing random buttons on a soundboardBUY! BUY! BUY!
>>17736514lmao this shit is how people knowyou talk like a limp wrist so you're either a faggot, a girl, or from san franciscoeither way use stronger language and stop being such a puss"who likes to not wash or wipe"how about "i ain't fucking cleaning your shit"faggot
>>17737039m'lady please let me purchase into your onlyfans *tips*
>>17736963The economy is the only thing holding america together at this point. Look at the conditions in Weimar Germany before the National Socialists were elected: Massive amounts of degeneracy coupled with a broken economy. America is the same way minus the economic part. If that goes tits up, people lose faith in the system and you know what happens next, The Jews who control the fed can't allow that. The painted armor begins to crack
>>17732893IS IT GONNA BE 17K BY MONDAY?
>>17732766>>17731603which version of Komm Susser Tod is this?
So, storing everything in cash for now. Best high interest rate bank account?
>>17737066I DIDN'T EVEN!YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STARTED THE CONVERSATIONWE WERE TALKING ABOUT MONEY RELATED SQUIDBILLIES QUOTESJEEZ
Because of panic Eth selling clogging up the network I couldn't even bet on football today. Hate panicking cazzies
>>17731603i've lost 50% of all my moneyi'll stream my suicide on /b/ later tonightgood luck for those who stay
>>17737061no we just enjoy touching our poopy buttholes>when you wipe and it smoothly glides because your shit was messy and lubricates your entire asscrack as you smear itthat's the stuff
>>17736954The scent wafting off your menstrual cup. It attracts bears and sharks.
I'm fucking ruined and my only outlet is a fucking anonymous anime image board that is closely monitored by the government
>>17731826I want a cute ninja gf so bad bros
>>17737115
>>17737044>>17737057Get fucked. This is the soundtrack of our lives now. See you on the other side.
>>17737082He is all over the place. Sometimes he will say something important, but then other times he goes>PRINT THE MONEY, SHUT DOWN ALL TAXES
>>17737072boards already reported in faggot
I only made 80 bucks over a year on stocks
>>17737115I am once again asking you to please post bob and vagene for verification purposes.
>>17737126nigga the feds don't give a shit about 4chan anymore, this website is peak past-its-prime boomer status>>17737119you haven't lost shit until you sell, at least you aren't balls deep in an alt coin that will be abandoned in the recession or something
>>17736954You try too hard to not seem like a woman.
>>17731603What have we done?Why couldn't we just let this man make pizza.Look at us now...
>>17731603>mfw I was shorting
>>17737183post something illegal on /b/ and start a timer if you're so sure
>>17737125Hold on now, using a menstrual cup is actually more hygenic and less smelly that stuffing a glorified wad of cotton balls on a string up a youknowwhat. and it isn't even close to that time yet. I'm actually getting close to ovulating again. opposite side of the cycle. Ask your gf about it.
>>17736797what will happen to the markets if thats true?can it go any lower?
>>17737171More than you would've made shitposting about any other topic.
>>17731885Margin calls.
>>17736819any way we can tell when we're getting close to the bottom?
>>17737202m'lady... please... just a whiff of your finest flatulence
BEARBULLBEARBULLBEARBULLBEARBULLBEARBULLBEARBULLBEARBULL
>>17737202>Ask your gf about it.>jealous of Carl's gfAND THERE IT IS
>>17737072fuck off
>>17737171Gimme $80
/pol/'s been warning about this shit since January, I hope you retards shorted this in time beforehand or else you're a confirmed troglodyte.At the actual dip (inb4 Bill Mitchell) you better buy too. Feels good to be a prepped schizo
>>17737119Dont kill yourself retard. This is just a test to see if you have HANDS OF STEEL.
>>17737183Believe me, the government definitely has tabs on all of the boards on 4chan.
WHY AM I HEARING MUSIC
>>17737202 >Ask your gf about it.Anon, I..
>>17737183sure thing agent jamal washington
>>17737241No, no, no, no, noI'm just saying, she could tell him and it would be good for him to know her cycle so he can be sensitive to her body and have that in mind whenever he is trying to figure out why she feels certain ways on certain days
>>17737253Went all in on shorts like 2 weeks ago :^)
guess im not retiring ever oh well haha
>>17737253GUYS WHAT IS GOING ON WHICH CRYPTO IS SAFE RIGHT NOW?!
>>17737238LOVE MEEEEEE AS THOUGH THERE WERE NO TOOOOOMORROWWW
*cough*
I bought TQQQ yesterday because I thought there was going to be a fake and gay pump today. Feels bad, bros.
>>17732751wtf a furry that looks hot from what i CAN TELL?prob a freak in the sheets
>>17737238wait, is that intentional?
>>17737265TUMBLING DOWN>>17737253>tfw was thinking what to short>hmmm which market will collapseIT TURNED OUT IT WAS ALL OF THEM
>>17737198just because you're in a nursing home doesn't mean you should point a gun in the air and start shooting, but there are hardly feds camping the bedsthe frontier moved almost a decade ago, you're chilling in Louisiana while the caravans are circling up in Utah talking about "muh frontier"but you know, i'm sure you're still a little internet rebel to your normie friends or whatever so i wouldn't sweat it
>>17731603????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
:soundoff:
>>17737226Yeah, when both industrial data, mainly PMI, and EPS growth in growth and inflation start ticking up, growth in gdp growth ticking up as well, as well as yields having a sharply steeper curve.
they're not letting me bring my bitcoins into the FEMA camp and the power is going to go out with nobody to run the plant
Predicting we'll sit at -8% for today, with more drops to come as the epidemic inevitably worsens. Sell everything and get your shorts in on the bounce tomorrow and do not buy back in until that infection rate flattens out.This is going to be a long fight. Resist the urge to buy in before the virus gets under control, and you'll make it. Godspeed everyone.
>>17734946/fit/ /k/ommando standing by
>Happening >Sticky >Nice music by dj.Mod>Normies in panic mode Who else comfy here?
>>17737119Imagine killing yourself over imaginary stores of labour, the boogaloo will be here within a short time and money will be worthless anyway
>>17737298None of them.
IT ALL COMESTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
>>17736007/comfycashgang/
How did the situation become so bad so quickly?
>>17737292haha life goes on man
>>17737202>ask your gf about her period"No.">>17737241I'm too dirty for buggers. Also I make shit for money. She runs on the 666 rule>must be at least 6 feet tall>have a 6 inch dick>and a 6 figure incomeHigh marks for a b cup XDDDDDDDD
bro...stop talking to that THOT YOU VIRGINS!
>>17737306DELET
>>17737281>trying to figure out why sheyeah men don't do that.
>>17736954Because sex isnt skin deep.Neither is race.But the media says pattern recognition is sexist and racist so people stop noticing things on purpose, wilfully blinding themselves.
>>17737350AAAAAAAAHHHHHWOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHWOOOO
>>17737340>bounceBRUHthe markets won't bounce back within next 2 years>>17737360a lot of fuckups and coverups that just went out with oil and corona at the same time
>>17731840Kek made 5k on CRWD puts
>>17734030haha money printer go brrr brrr
What version of Komm Suber Todd is this
>>17731603I was here.
It has only begun
Why can't I hear it
>>17737337>they're not letting me bring my bitcoins into the FEMA camp and the power is going to go out with nobody to run the plantwhat do you know about the power going out?
>>17733184>401kstoopid boomer hahahahaha
>>17737360Niggers are at fault.
>>17737343I love habbenings
>>17737281>implying I ever try to figure out why a woman does what a woman doesI just throw chocolate at her whenever she's pissy. It has a surprising success rate.
>>17736724>once the companies get back on their feetanon i...
>>17737421What browser do you use?GOOD LORD IT ALREADY STARTED AND IT IS ALREADY KINO
>>17737281I didn't want to have to play this card, but you forced my hand
>>17735953>I have read Grays anatomy
>>17733184you won't have to worry about anything in a little bit. She's coming for you grandpa
Don't worry, guys. It's all right. It's all right.
>IT'S ALMOST BELOW 21,500 NOWIS IT FINALLY TIME BOYS?
>>17737119/b/ is gay. Stream on /biz/
The number is going up /biz/, thank you for believing in me
EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME MATTERS IN THIS WORLD
I'm just HODLing for the dividends and don't plan on selling anything for at least another decade. Most of what I have a REITs, and I'm wondering why they're being affected at the moment.
>>17737496
>>17737366I don't care about height unless he is taller than me. I mean it would be nice if it wasn't a micropeenbut yeah, 6 figure income, yeah I mean, you know, I want to be able to stay at home and raise the kids and not have to work. I don't want the government indoctrinating my children with their brainwash. >ask your gf about her periodWhat? I mean, if she's comfortable telling you about it, but that it is a very sweet gesture and a way to feel bonded because we have to suffer through stomach cramps and all kinds of stuff and just being able to talk about it openly would be so comfy. Without being made to feel gross or anything like that.
>>17734946/bant/ reporting
>>17737393We just had a dead cat bounce yesterday because delusional bullcucks thought we'd come back. There will be more brief surges, but obviously they're not going to indicate any long term recovery. They're just a good time to offload what you have and get some decent shorts in before the market drops the next day.
>>17736532>tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down>let it be down let it be down let it be down>it all returns to nothing...I dunno fren, I feel like we got the gist of the place, nice party!
>>17737534Kek.
>>17737534>his reelection hopes and dreams: gone
>>17737525Do you know any period of history where HODLing was a legitimate technique on unstable markets?Enjoy your rotten tulips.>>17737547I don't think there will be any corrections anytime soon again, I don't even know what magic to use (except hyperinflation) to fix this shit.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Its a gigantic nothingburger
>>17731603STICKY
>>17737571Implying anyone will vote for pedophile kid sniffer Biden.
>>17737496>everything if finekek
>>17737580malthus gonna fix it all
>>17737586isn't this the "BIG GAY" guy who complains about rainbows being stolen
>>17737571Nah. People tend to rally around their leader when crisis comes.
>>17737571>implying Biden has a chance no matter what happenscorona-chan has much better odds of taking him out
>>17737586He's literally mentally ill.
I'm shorting crude atm it's gonna be kind of boring for another day or 2 until more panic ensues. Some of you lads are having the time of your life though, jealous.
Tourist here. Making my application later to ameritrade so i can buy stocks or ETF. Will get a loan from my boomer grandfather (I hope this goes well) watching featureman to learn shit too.
>>17737626only if italian death rates will be the norm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eui9eTH0iF4
>>17737534>I know, I know I've let you down>I've been fool to myself>I thought that I could>Live for no one else
>>17737615If the primaries are anything to go by, boomers fucking love him.
I've been promised a second circuit breaker, you negroes better deliver.
>>17737540>I want to be able to stay at home and raise the kids and not have to workAnd I want a harem of loli anime MILFs. But sometimes, you gotta settle for less.
>>17737253>tfw knew crash was coming>tfw switched brokers after rh fucked a bunch of people over>tfw money still pending transfersi should be so heckin rich right now wtf
>>17734946/fit/ /lit/ /his/ master race
>>17737323It all returns to nothing
>>17737615he's that guy that sat next to obama on the tv shows, 90% of elections are name recognition in senior citizens.
>>17736330Kek
>>17737658Italy is undertesting a ton. Basically unless you need hospital attention (which 80% of people don't) then it's unlikely you'll get tested.
What are the chances shit bounces up today
>>17737675>ignores Trump's record-shattering incumbent primary turnoutGo play in your sandbox, faggot.
In4 sticky
>>17737290based, you're gonna make it anon
>>17737580>Do you know any period of history where HODLing was a legitimate technique on unstable markets?Unless a company bankrupt I don't think I have much to worry about.
>>17734946/pol/ /lit/ /fit/ /out/ /ck/ reporting for ebin collapse of the pax judea
>>17737720zero, the idea's got momentum now. shelves aren't restocked (midweek) and people think its the apocalypse all over.
Are we still collapsing? Will there be a second circuitbreaker?
>>17737686I make enough money now where if I was the man I could have the wife raise the kids and her stay at home. I thought men were superior to women. How can I do manage to do something than a man can't?
>>177377200
>>17737724no my sandbox has AIDS
That's how the dark 1930s startedWORLD WAR 3 BY 2030AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17737534Reminder that he just cut CDC funding not so long ago.
>>17737743We will be collapsing until June. June 2025.
Reminder that tomorrow is Friday the 13th
>>17737750POST YOUR FUCKING COOCHIE ALREADY I AM GONNA EXPLODE
>>17737720x
>>17731606You just have to make your browser bigger and then it's easier to click.
been waiting since 2009 for the second crash.already burned out so many times waiting for it.always had hope this next year was the crash like all the economic youtubers were telling me.I feel happy, in a weird sense, like It finally happened.But I'm ok, I don't feel nothing more that a slight sense of shit here we go, is finally happening, nigger this is it.
>>17737756In a month we'll all be standing in line for a cup of soup
>>17737750>I thought men were superior to women. We are.>How can I do manage to do something than a man can't?Literally Jews.
>>17737777and he gave it back and then some with the spending package faggot wasted fcuking quads
>>17737750no one cares post feet
>>17737756>the 20's didn't bring an age of light>what is national socialismIt was "dark" to those who hate Nations being self reliant. commie and cappies can get fucked. Either Europeans go to something that is organic or it's ogre
>>17737580I have enough confidence that enough people like >>17737586 exist to push it up after everyone sane has stopped buying. Once the bulltards try to push it back up, I'm selling, shorting, and sleeping on it. Not the safest play for sure, but I feel it in my plums.
>>17731606
>>17737724Magaboomers are hero worshipping retards and have a lot of free time. Bet half of them went to vote just cause Q told them to. Trump won against very unpopular Hilldawg by razor thin margin.
I moved in with my eldery father who is in poor health. He is having surgery tomorrow. My dad usually has Bloomberg or CNBC on. He had it on this morning. He said it is bad. I said I expected it to get bad. He said, "Not this bad." And he turned off the tv and headed back to bed. I have been hugging him and family during all this. We've been saying how crazy things are.He said about how his sister's mother in law would say in Greek, "and this too shall pass."These are.. interesting times we are living in. Who knows what is next?
Last
>>17737803ok?
NOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MUSIC
>>17734946/co/ reporting to sticky thread. Holy fuck.
>>17737848>>what is national socialismA short period of utter shit?
I don't care about stocks, I just want more boomers to catch the virus
>>17737750>men>I referring to a group while contrasting it yourself, an individual? lmao femcel get out
My dad also always told me stocks were for the long term. Though due to being retired, he has to take some out every so often.
>>17737848The nazis' plan for 'self-reliance' was literally to loot and plunder the rest of Europe. Nothing good came out of it
>>17735099Cute. I have five of them as well
>>17737877mfw I did buy $2000 of shares in that dip. $1400 now.
>>17737384Based
>>17731840I am here just because of my collection of rare pink wojaks. I don't own any stocks and live off the state's income support.t. Finn-bro
>>17737858>baseless speculation>unsubstantiated claims>selective interpretationEnjoy his second term, faggot.
Just short god damn.t.Newfag that bought short ETF thingis
>>17737917they exploded their GDP, even post-war. germany's ww2 economy still boom hasn't died off.
blumpf is finished.
Friendly reminder this is only the begining.
>>17736976It'll go lower
>>17737889>>17737917gommie and gappie cope
>>17737465Should I buy the dip, bros?
>>17737902>My dad also always told me stocks were for the long term.Because they are. It's best to just buy them and forget about it.
>>17737837>feetthe beta cuck faggot fetish
>>17737347Based and boogpilled.
>>17737360It was bad and things caught up all at once.
>>17737750POST YOUR FUCKING CUNNY FEMANON OR LEAVE WE'RE NOT PLAYING AROUND ANYMORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>17734946/mlp/ here, waiting for the economy to collapse
>>17737877>buy the dip means buying the first time the ticker goes upno
>>17737967literally all of post-war development was due to the marshall plan you absolute retard, they were broke as fuck after the war and ate saw dust bread
>>17737988Cope? About something that ended 75 years ago?
>>17737902boomers just buy blue chip and sit on it. they don't have adventures in crashing
>>17737967Yet the regular worker's wages didn't increaseAlso, Nazis took massive loans to fund their economic plans. Loans they had no hopes of repaying
>>17736976We are maybe a third of the way to the bottom. Get your fucking shorts in or go extinct. Your choice.
My marxist friend save me, if I did obey you /biz/ probably I'd have buyed in the dip and now I were ruined like you niggers, but thanks to comrade Chika-Lenin from leftypol, I'm saved.
Sticky with more than 1000 posts?IS THIS MAGIC???
>>17737183> you haven't lost shit until you sellthe bag holders anthem
Um are the feds even going to aave this shit? Why are they letting the economy collapse??????
>>17738042Yes.
BELGIUM SOOON DECLARING THE FEDERAL EMERGENCY PLANHAPPENING
>>17738071June 6-13>bilderberg 2020decisions will be made.No elections.bio-fascism.New currency coming.its all part of the plan. You think this is an accident?
In 20 years you're going to have to explain to people what you where doing in march 2020 when the economy collapsedand then you're going to have to explain to them what a computer was
When the Great depression happened the US had a national debt that was 17% of GDPWhat happens when we get a depression with the current debt levels and deficit?
Not to sound like a Democrat, but could Russia be pulling some shit? Or the Saudis? Did their blow up the recent OPEC deal to collapse the markets so they could buy a ton of stock low and reforge the market in a powerful role? Or maybe China is buying in now. Ugh. This stinks.
>>17738130China and the UN come in to save the day.
>>17737261> HANDS OF STEELyou will need hands of diamond to hold all those bags
>>17737972according by Liberals his finished since 2016
>>17738130Hyperinflation, probably dollar going to bellow 1 millionth of its current value within next 5 years years.I have absolutely no idea what could be a different solution now.
I wishI could turn back time
>>17738130can't steal up all the precious metals to buffer it this time around either
>>17738163China's debt also probably skyrocketed
I'm going to go jerk off. My extra powerful nut will save the economy. Screencap this.
>>17738130>What happens when we get a depression with the current debt levels and deficit?hard re set of society.
>>17731603https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RHQLxVi_X1w
>>17736804post wound
>>17738010there are literally billions of images of nude women online. it's just a coin slit type anyway so there isn't even much to see, I'd have to spread it or something, but I'm not going to because that's way trashy and everyone would make fun of me even if there was nothing wrong with it. "hahaha what a tiny vajayjay" and stuff I've seen how cruel 4chan is to girls. And you know what? rightly so since they shouldn't even be exposing themselves online to strangers in the first place. You should only show your body and be sexual with people that you romantically love and want to be together forever with. To create a significant life long bond that you feel important to each other and really accept each other and are good companions and find fulfilling happiness. Debasing sexual stuff by just passing it out like candy prevents people from having strong emotional bonds because it makes sexual relationships non exclusive and thus meaningless and thus weakens the bond strengthening power of physically expressing love for each other. TL;DR - Pester elsewhere if you just want to see nude women.
>>17738199Not probably, they are currently sitting at near 300% debt to GDP. Their banks were in a precarious place before this and my emerging market bonds are getting absolutely destroyed so I have a suspicion they are royally fucked right now.
>>17737954Ok Qboomer
reminder its not bottom yet
IT ALLLL RETURNSSS TO NOTHING
>A top U.S. health official said the country is “not really geared” to conduct the amount of testing for the coronavirus that will be required as the virus continues to spread across the nation.
>>17738130Dollars will be the new toilet paper.
>>17738218god speed anon
>>17731606comfy end of the world
>>17738151Amazingly enough, Saudis aren't the one at fault as they were only adjusting their prices to Russian ones. Oil is everything for them and they must compete, even if that means leaving the US behind
>>17734030PRINTER MACHINE BROKEIT'S OVER JUAREZ HAHA
Thread theme:Goin' DownStevie Ray Vaughan & Jeff Beck (Buy when it bottoms out!)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiDxxX__HkQ
>>17738284SEETHE harder, tranny
>>17738317the thread already has a theme you stupid fuck
I'm at peace, I'm the manBuying stocks on the day of the crash
>>17731668that’d be both genius and pure evil and i’d say for once the mods are based.
>>17738264Should've just said 'no'
>>17738264go make me a sandwitch and then kys
Has anyone said what version of Komm Susser Tod this is?
>>17738369I'd actually love to make you a sandwich. I like cooking.
NO ONE IS GONNA MAKE IT
>>17738264It's way hotter when it's real and you're talking to the vagina. I'll show you a picture of my dick, fair is fair. I romantically love the idea of women reading my shitposts. I'll marry you if that is what it takes femanon. See none of these things are actually problems, you can post it.
>think the DOW would instinctively shy away from -2000 and bounce back as soon as it hit it>instead it seems to be acquiring a taste for plummeting and is just going lower
>>17738369>>17738381wait>make me a sandwitch>Sandwitchoh...well I can't do that.Cool idea for a desert monster in an rpg maybea witch made of sand
>>17735218PICTURE IT
This can't be happening I just got a good job bros I was ready to start investing fuck please no.
>>17738412>>17738412>I'll show you a picture of my dick, fair is fair.no, I don't want that. Jeez. We're not in a relationship. stop.
B-B-BUY THE DIP!!! IT'S JUST A FLOO! THE CURRENT MARKET MELTDOWN IS BASED UPON FEAR!!!
I WANT THIS MARKET TO REACH THE NEGATIVESWHEN DOES THE PUMP STOP
>>17738285Why the fuck are they even at Mar-a-Lago in the middle of all this? This fat stupid bastard deserves to drown in his own fluids, I eagerly look forward to the day.
>>17738319Don’t go out, reddit grandma.
>>17738455>THE CURRENT MARKET MELTDOWN IS BASED UPON FEAR!!!it is thoughwhat else did it?
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>>17738125"Yeah and me and the boys we were listening to this song from an old animay, something about tumbling down, on our phones, you see, they had screens back then...">tfw grandpa is senile, such things cannot be
>>17738438Unless it's the literal apocalypse, then this is soon a good time to get started. Unless you lose your job lol
>>17738438what are you crying about then that is literally the ideal position to be in right now
>>17738429kys waste of posts scum
>>17738264>drinking the Disney kool aid this hard>romantic love doesn't existpractical arrangements do, in short you got any useful skills besides being a hole?
>>17738460Oh my fucking god, just nuke this site. There's nothing left to save.
>-8.86>looks like we were headed for -9%>pops back up to -8.73
>>17737992I'm sorry that you were castrated at birth, anon.
>>17738186What's done is done, I feel so bad, I once was happy, now I'm sad...
CLOSE!
>>17738503it's at -9% now
>>17738503>At -9.12%Spoke too soon m8
WE DID IT!!!!
>>17738447We could be though. I'll show you my charts if you show me it, tee hee.
-9%
We will reach at least December 2018 levels before this stops. RN praying for another breaker.
>>17738539>>17738548
>>17738539>>17738548>>17738553TUMBLING DOWN
>>17738381Honey bunny, why waste time shitposting with these lads, what did you expect of anons anyway. I get that you might be mad because of how they treated you but endlessly shitposting is just gonna waste your energy, just sit back and enjoy the show of economic downfall, no reason to be mad. Tits or gtfo is just a conditioned response to people who claim to be girls in here, same with asking for vag, they prolly don't even really want or need it so don't let it get to you.
/biz/ has been arming themselves with firearms and ammunition, right?
>>17738505at least I'm not a feetfaggot
OH LORD!
Does anyone else pull out their balls when they pee too? It's like a little cushion to sit my dick on and makes my aim better.I was just telling my gf about this and she says its weird
>>17738438Show up 1 hour early leave 1 hour late. If your employer doesnt go bankrupt you will make a fortune.
If you get tired of tumbling down here's a great alternativehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px7FFMOTtyM
Next circuit breaker coming soon
OH LORDY LORD!!!
>>17738285WOOOOAAAAAAATHIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES CONFIRMED>tfw the happening finally came.bros?Its happening. Its so beautiful. I thought I wouldn't see it. I thought it would never happen but... its all returning to nothing. Its all tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down...
SONG THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtISONG THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtISONG THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtISONG THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtISONG THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI
>MFW finally I'll get a cute gf thanks to communist strong state ruling the means of reproduction after capitalist crisis.
BODIES ARE HITTING THE FLOOR
NEW LOWNEW LOWWOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
>>17738606I thought I was the only one
Has to be a record
>>17738632based
>>17737586Bill Mitchell: Taking levels of cope to levels of cope no-one could have even imagined existed.
>>17738642WE GAAN
>>17738642TERRAIN TERRAINPULL UP
>>17738606I like to unbutton my pants and pull out the whole package.
>>17738613Lmao -6% fucking intraday just imagine, stocks literally are crypto now.
>>17738460>how to spread THE memesfellow children the post.That said.. its still fucking adorable. Godspeed centigrandma.
>>17738642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV3GiHN1x2Y
>>17738596>pebblethrowEvery time.
>>17731603Is this it? The happening of our lifetimes? I'm scared for my parents, they're 60+ but they're "just a flu bro" boomers and aren't taking the necessary precautions.I don't care about meme money numbers anymore.
who here invest 0$ since feb 20th
>>17735953>The world cabal has made coronavirus up in an attempt to push Donald Trump out of office by taking away his greatest feat, which is the Trump EconomyLmfao what a retard
>worst bear market of the century>only 1000 repliesWhen did biz fucking die?
>>17738613I'm convinced circuit breakers cause even more panic.
HAROLD OF THE STOCKS
>>17738749I suppose when it actually hit us that this is real, we all just went an hero
>>17738710I haven't invested a penny and I am 30k GBPs in debt. Truly a genius here.
>>17738709most sobering thought with this happening, friends and loved ones all could possibly die due to corona. But they would be the lucky ones because they won't have to live through the soul crushing depression or mad max distopia if the gov'ment anhero's
>>17738779they do. they just incentivise quicker and bigger dumping as soon as they are over
>>17738708ok, literal beta cuck
>>17738749fucking newfag
>>17738375>this version of Komm Susser TodAh. Here it is: >>17735615https://youtu.be/H9hc8dD0aFE
>>17738749Meh bait. Try again.
>>17738825Imagine being scared of a body part lmao
>>17738709Make sure they have toilet paper in the world to come anon.
TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONA>TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONATRUDEAU HAS THE CORONA>TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONATRUDEAU HAS THE CORONA>TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONATRUDEAU HAS THE CORONA>TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONATRUDEAU HAS THE CORONA>TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONATRUDEAU HAS THE CORONA>TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONATRUDEAU HAS THE CORONA>TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONATRUDEAU HAS THE CORONA>TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONATRUDEAU HAS THE CORONA>TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONA
TERRAIN TERRAINWOOP WOOPWOOP WOOPRETARDRETARDRETARD
only a 1000 replies? woww
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THE PUMP HAS BEGUN
>>17738779I agree, they just cause death by a thousand circuit breaks.
>>17738749There are 1151 replies, we are in the UBER HAPPENING STICKY FOOL. NO LIMITS!!!!
>>17738606I pull my pants down to pee.Feels good, man.
>>17737265It's one of the symptoms. She got you.
https://youtu.be/dEtj-Kj1YQo
BREAKING: LEAKED FOOTAGE OF BORIS JOHNSONS EMERGENCY CONRA COMMITTEE MEETING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSXIetP5iak
Anybody else from /a/ here? I have all my investments on gold and renminbis
DB DOWN A FULL DOLLAR IN A DAY
>>17738938Fellow /a/nimechad here.I'm thinking of how to make use of this situation desu. Kinda new to this whole thing.
>>17737586This man is insane
>>17738938based ruby poster
>>17738924Glad I'm not the only one that thought of this.
Can someone please explain ehat the consequences are? I mean sure people who have invested lose a shitton of money, but what happens to the normies?
>>17737929Everyone warned you not to
It's fucking crazy how majority of normies realize that this is the worst crisis in history and just say 'lmao just a flu'. Everyone is fucked and this is terrible.>>17739023Inflation.
>>17738958i am hard as a rock
>>17738932Love yes minister.
>this thread
>>17738749OK someone needs to explain this shit to me.IS THIS THREAD BEING MONITORED BY CIA NIGGERS RIGHT NOW?I'm not one for conspiracies and shit but a lot of earlier replies are now GONE. DELETED. Check the top of this thread and a lot of post numbers are crossed out. I suspect CIA (niggers) are archiving these replies around the clock 24/7, and tracing them to our IP. High possibility we are being marked on their "Far-right white supremacy terrorist" list. The ones crossed out are most likely their top priority to be executed.What really gave it all away to me was the fact that they hacked the reply count ITT (In This Thread). It's been stuck for ages at only 1000 replies. Sloppy fucking job mossad niggers.IT'S OVER /BIZ/
>>17734946/pol/ here. Been awhile since I've seen a good happening local.
>>17738983>>17738938boomer youtubers are telling me to invest. Im working on my requirements now.This is an opportunity to get rich when we recover. To be honest this isnt a loss at all.no cure? = everybodys deadinvest right now and we get a cure? Stocks go up.
>>17738606Do you like having pants that smell of ball sweat?
>>17737586>our wildfires are so bad because we don't cut down enough trees
>>17732537Im here for the memesInclude me in the screencaper
>>17738867Big deal, he's young and fit.
>>17739064It is not just coronavirus you fucking idiot.
also>not using the Chinese cover of the song
>>17739023Finance related jobs make up significant amount of US employement, equities falling is a cascade effect throughout our whole economy really.
I'm still waiting for my gold and silver to arrive, I hope the delivery services haven't been fucked over yet.
Nobody will realize that I posted this precious snow leopard man ITT
>>17739150MODS
>>17739137>>17739036Thank you for the replies guys. I'm working in a big energy supplying company in germany. Guess I'm fucked anyway
>>17739150>censored
>>17734946/niceboard/ here
Should I withdraw my money from my bank account or will it still be there after this is all over?
>>17737741>>17737699>>17734946Based, except that I dont visit /pol/ much, specially after the storm happened
>-9.13%
>>17736991>>17737044>>17737057>>17737145what song? I heard a snippet and one of my scripts stopped it
The ftse is getting fucked
>>17731603I just lost my sense. This so surreal.
>>17739199holy newfag
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>>17739146same but for my water and food
>>17739199This, I have so much anti-adware ICE that it never made it here.
/v/ tourist here, so, I just use some of my savings to buy a lot when things start to normalize, going back up, and I'll get rich?
DUMP>DUMPDUMP>DUMPDUMP>DUMPDUMP>DUMPDUMP>DUMPDUMP>DUMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m4hDd0d2HMpure kino honestly>>17739215Each european market will be fucking gone after this.
>>17739102I do know its not only the coronavirus scares that make it go down. But i do think its the major thing happening right now. Because US depends on china to cheap production.If china cant do shit then stock prices go down of the company that relies on them.I have to be honest though. I'm fairly new to this and i dont own any stocks and shit. But i still do think that we can recover from the wu-flu anytime soon.
what do you guys think we'll close at? i'm hoping it breaks 20k desu
>>17731603>>17731606TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNN
i was in on the joke before but now it really is just actually tumbling down, holy shit
>-9.54%lads
>-9.50
>>17739186>implying there will be banks when this is over.Nice one bro.
THE NHL IS GETTING CANCELLED
>>17735603hahahha you fucked up
no brakes on this train
>>17739251y...yes bro... we are all gonna be rich... buy the dip... it... it will all be okay...
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-10 here we come
why is everyone freaking out over the flu? just get your vaccine lol
>-9.61
>>17739251Yes but don't try to time the bottom perfectly. The market is so down at this point you want to wait for the crisis to be resolved and ride that slow multi month/year recovery. Don't try to catch knives or you might just buy and have it dump again.
Wow what country is VIX? their index is soaring
Why is everyone freaking out, isn't this the best time to invest? This shit will normalize at some point and start going back up.
>>17735088>fascism>88based
>>17731787bragging about the biggest investment of his life losing most of its value
>>17739348>just a flu
WHY DID I BUY BEFORE THE FLOOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>The bear will leave its cave forever
>>17739194> 21,337.50
>>17739348this is a decade+ of freakout preparations, everyone had their fingers on the trigger and the market shift that people staying inside for a week has brought made them all go bang.
>>17739226ok? I didn't even hear a second of audio to recognize it in any way. I heard a noise to say the least but I know when a sticky was given a track. In fact I'm such a not a newfag that ONE OF MY MEME TRACKS were put on an entire board so uhh suck my cock fagballs.
That's fucking it I'm selling everything
>this fake-ass bounceAND IT DIDN'T EVEN LAST A MINUTE LOLOLOLOLOL
>>17734946/f//a/ggot here. My condolences to those who lost a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE1DhTaallM
IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOOOOWN
>>17734000Buy canned food, seeds, water, a gas mask, guns and ammo.
>>17739366Sure, go ahead and buy now
>>17739366Yes, just dont blow all your cash at once. At -65% start selling your personal possesions to buy leaps.
>>17739299Oh fuck, I told them to stay off twitter, what did they say?
>>17735905wait until people actually get depressed, dont buy during a period of hysteria
JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT FRANCE.
>>17731603AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Can it go sub 20k?
>>17739386
>>17739438it was actually there for a second
>>17739366The problem with your assumption is that the state before the crash was not normal. THIS is the normalization.
Back up again thank god
>>17739363bear country
Yeah we're going dooooooown
>>17739366Correct. Those who held through the great depression made money at the end of it. The problem is having enough cash to live off of for the meantime. If you can do that, you shouldn't sell. If you need money to live off of for a year or so, you should've sold yesterday.
>>17737967>>17737848that doesn't change the fact their economy was based off plundering other nationsthat's the opposite of self sufficient you smoothbrain
>>17731603>>17731606TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNN
haha money printer goes brrr
IT'S BACK UP!ONLY A 9% CRASH TODAYPRAISE TRUMP, ATH BY MONDAY
>>17739386fuck don't jinx it
>>17739515don't need to be self-sufficient, only useful to people who complete your sufficiency.
>>17739482Your God will not save you now.
>>17739357thanks, mate>>17739331anon, we've been trough the black plague, spanish flu, 2 world wars, the cuban missile crisis, and many others, this shit is just more of the same
I WISHTHAT I COULD TURN BACK TIMECUZ NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINECAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE TRUST FROM THOSE YOU LOVE IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHINGIT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
>>17739482we are hitting -10% today and you cannot stop it
>>17738749I love this retard/newfag filter so fucking much, hope that "only x its ded" posting never dies
>>17739515but it wasn't though. It was self reliant but could have have gone onto doing that. What the fuck do you Britain and America is? At the end of the day, the best choice would have been a balance to what America was and Germany was. What we have now is shit.
T-thanks for the CHEAPIES. Feels like I'm stealing at these prices! I mean, high quality American blue chips at an amazing d-discount! I hope it goes lower so that I can load up the boat.
>>17739564true, this i a opportunity to get rich if anything
>>17739564Yes...and alot of people died during those events (except the missile crisis, where everyone almost died but no one did)
>>17739564
>>17739564have we? i think it's more accurate to say that many people in our respective countries are descended from those people, but in eg america it's a much smaller proportion than the proportion their ancestors weregod only knows how this is going to turn out, i hope this starts a race war so we can finally get rid of the fucking niggers
>>17739363VIX is Ayanami Rei.Invest in Ayanami Rei now.
>>17739602this but unironically
>>17739594I see we are optimist, I wouldn't be surprised if you see -13%.
>>17734946containment board report in.>The Bear will leave it's cave forever>Expect Russian bear will leave>mfw in reality No, It's Bobo
>-8.93cringe stop buying the dip
>>17731603So, historically, bear markets result in a loss of ~35% from the high, typically in the span of several months. We're at ~25% in the span of several weeks. At this speed, we could well bellow the average by next week. When are you faggots going to start going all in on TQQQ?
/d/ here. Keep going. This is my fetish.>That feel when we sold everything when Trump was trying to war with Iran.
Uh-oh Andy
fuck you Donald Pump
Holy fuck brehs, posting in historic bread
>>17739685KEEP IT UP CORONA CHAN, KILL US ALL AND END THE PAIN
Umm guys, my Amazon delivery driver just coughed on me.
looks like the dump is over for today
>1277 postswtf bros, we've gone even further beyond
>>17739746>>17739746>>17739746>>17739746>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew>wewwew
>>17739746donald prumpf is fucking dead
>>17731603:stop_music:
>>17739685Cute bat.
Where's snss anon I lost like $4 let's lynch him
im seeing a lot less people using the bull meme, i think they finally came to grips
>>17739781you ded nigga
>>17739782The FIRST dump is over.
I think I'll leave forever
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
What a time to be alive. Just think of how many cheapies are gonna be available now.
>>17739648Why would this start a race war? Do you just look at literally any situation and think "maybe this starts a race war"?
>it's going back upNO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>17739789Good, he deserves it for calling it a hoax and putting millions of people at risk for his idiocy. Maybe if he dies it will snap these boomers out of his spell.
I was here.
we may be schizos but we were right. I hope you prepped for the apocalypse faggots. enjoy your unclean butthole.
>>17739648>>17739845nothing will ever start a race war, nobody gives any fucks
>>17739635>plague>people die painful deaths and plague doctors make it worse by spreading it>kung flu> less than 10% deaths, almost all deaths from old people, more mild than the flu with some of those infected not even having symptomsok enjoy your toilet paper
>>17731885liquidation
>>17739845Do you even need to ask that question? That dude is literally cartman from south park running around screaming race war.
>Drumpf is going to die from a virus which he denied even existed
How the fuck do I use pitchforks and pitchfans.
wait till it hits 21400 then poomp it
I KNOW...........I'M GOING BEARISHIT'S THE ANSWER BROSINVESTING 1 BTC
Can someone explain this to me?I don't know what's going on.
which alcohol mixes best with benzos and opiates?
>>17739882>more mild than the flu with some of those infected not even having symptomskeep telling yourself that. remember how it was a nothing burger 4 months ago?
>>17739363VIX is the country of hopes and dreams
>>17739854It'll pump to -1200 pts around lunch time, and then dump back to -2100 eod. Cap this.
>>17739902That would literally be the most ironic thing that ever happened to a world leader.
>>17739922MAKE A WHITE RUSSIAN
>>17739917Opportunity in the pain of others.
>are you ok, anon?
>>17739922NONE OF THEM
>>17739927it's a nothingburger now but the hysteria is deadly.
>>17739922Steel Reserve
REMINDER
>>17735114My penis can only get so erect
>>17739942>russian>white
>>17739922Always cheap vodka.>>17739927Shit, it was a nothing burger the day before yesterday to half of /biz/.
>>17739917let me put it in this way...ahemITSFUKKENHAPPENING!!
>>17739927It still is a nothing burger.
>>17739917IT ALLRETURNSTO NOTHING
it all returns to nothing after all....strangely.... I'm happy....finally.... we're at the end.... the end of it all....I can finally sleep...
>>17739970THAT ISN'T THE POINT IT'S JUST THAT WHITE RUSSIANS WORK WITH ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
I actually think I might just go live in the fucking woods for a few years and see if shit works out. Ted was right about all this shit.
>>17739922cheap 40oz's of beer so like OE or really bad box wine
DJI is just barely lower than the point value of Christmas Eve 2018.
>>17740010>russians>work
How did 2020 go so wrong?
>>17739902That would literally be like a plot point from some B-movie tier flick about a global pandemic.
>>17739869>he doesn't have a relationship with washlet-chan
ftse slaughter finally over?
>>17739969dont forget that Trump didnt Start the trade war. It was Obama that got things rolling.
>>17739970Alright, muttboy.
>>17739946INFECTED!
>>17740032FUCK OFF
>>17739917Normies are freaking outNo more cruises, flights, travel. People getting quarantined, businesses affected. When the 'pandemic' is considered over in about a month or two, everything will start going back to normal.
THIS IS A ROBBERY! GIVE ME YOUR TOILET PAPER AND BTC NOW AND NO ONE GETS HURT!
i hope it goes down further so newfags/poorfags like us get rich :)
>>17739869I prepped for everything late January/early February. I live in the Netherlands and went outside 2 weeks ago with mask etc. etc. Now I have a sore throat, dry cough and a low fever, did not have contact with ANYONE. I took EVERY precaution you could think of (disinfecting, cleaning of clothes even though I wore protective clothing) But I still likely have it, you can't avoid something this contagious, not 60-70% is going to get it but 100% is going to get it.
>>17740068>anon>fuck
>>17740033You mean it went right
>>17739922
one nothing wrong with metwo nothing wrong with methree nothing wrong with mefour nothing wrong with me
>>17740104you're most likely sick with something else you schizophrenic
>>17740098It's gonna get to a point where you'd rather get your phone stolen than your bag of beans.
Keep VIX for Friday or sell now?
Why is the 10-year yield up now?
This dumps after lunch right?
>>17739917Number go low, post pink wojak.Number go high, post green wojak.Buy toilet paper.
>unstickyWHAT THE FUCK MODS
>>17740165the dump has already begun
>unstickiedwas nice talking to you in this historic thread
Hello and goodbye my dudes
It was an honour shitposting with you lads. See you all on the other side
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST REMOVE THE STICKY
>hahahahah crypto babbies stocks won't go down -20% in a w-
>>17738218Just busted a huge nut to That Girl is an Urban Legend. If the economy is saved, that's why.
I'm scared bros
thanks obama
postin in non-sticky fred
Oh no, even the sticky got Corona.
AAAAAAA GOD SAVE US
>>17731603Hodl face
I'VE CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPY
>>17740193There will probably be another one tommorow if this continues and SPOILERS it's not going to get old anytime soon
>>17740202Doe LOIC still work?
It begins
>>17740151No one's buying since the USA doesn't ten years left.
>>17740277there is no god here only corona chan
Hearing the music as CNBC slowly fades out in the background is really comfy desu
wtf mods? lol this scuffed komm susser todd.
OMG BASED MODS!
>>17740290But it was the first one.Oh, it's stickied back.
You're still on time to choose the winner side
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.>the thread is now a sticky
>rolling sticky nowBased
>>17740348back to leftypol nigger
FED PUMP ENDED, LET'S GO TO -15
>>17731603>Sticky:D>UnstickiedD:>RESTICKIED PogU
MY GYM GAINS!!!ALL GYMS IN THE NATION ARE CLOSED FOR 2 WEEKS OR MORE!!!!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFUCK CHINKSt. Norway
>resticked ok
>>17740286IM NEVER GONNA STOPCHIPS AND PEAS AND GRAVYI'VE ATE THE FUCKING LOT
>>17740351
>>17737750>Women now outearning men with subsidized education from government programs and choice of jobs due to affirmative action, paid for by taxes from white men>women now outearn men>women most affected
>>17740367Make me, capitalist nigger
>>17740134I really hope so, and yes I'm unironically a schizophrenic.
Stop the fucking commie invasion.
>>17739731>tfw I already have a 50% position in TQQQ>tfw I make 160k/year>tfw I have 85k in bonds ready to penetrate TQQQ at the bottom
>The thread is now a sticky.>The thread is not a sticky anymore.>The thread is now a sticky.
>>17731603Mfw when the mod made a sticky and i may have a chance to get rich if the stocks go super low and go up massively just like 2008. But only if they go up massively. Get the feeling something will happen that will cause the stock market to never reach such a high again
YO HOLY FUCK IBOVESPA IS DOWN 20%, OH MY GOD BRAZIL IS DEAD FOR SURE
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/H9hc8dD0aFE?&autoplay=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Reminder to stop music via the command :stop_muzak:
The winter 2018 fall was an early signal that the system was faltering. You should've gotten out then if your greed didn't get the best of you.
posting on a resticked thread
>>17740448You can't just do that bro
>2 SONGSWHAT THE FUCK MODS
Mods please play Tsubasa wo Kudasai
>>17740391i ain't one, but somehow you trannies think that spamming that kike's drawing all over here is gonna accomplish something, fucking pathetic
>>17740478i had to refresh twice like the fuck
so should i sell my stocks or whati dont understand anything about stocksif i say sell now will it sell later at a lower pricewtf is freezing the stock marketseems like corona gonna be fucking shit up for a while. so no chance stocks r gonna go back up anyway right? so why not just sell the shit? someone please help me wtf
>>17740380PEPPERONI PIZZA AND CHICKEN VINDALOO I'M A BIG FAT BASTARD COS I LOVE MY FUCKING FOOD
>>17740391You're not actually a communist, kiddo. You are petite bourgeois sugar slurper with weak muscles and very soft hands. I wager you haven't done a day of hard physical labor in your life.
MODS WHAT THE FUCK. THAT'S ONE TOO MANY SONGS
>>17740478It's symbolic of the state of our financial system, progressively becoming more and more chaotic as time goes on.
CHINESE FLU
>>17740484this, its the better melancholy evangelion happening song
>>17740494>>17740478i cant hear anything wtf
>posting in sticky
>>17740508boo
go back to /mu/ mods!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*huff huff*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐ
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH IT KEEPS GOING DOWN MY FUCKING 401K IS USELESS! WAKE ME UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE I BEG YOU.
>>17739731>historically When was the last time a bear market was due to a global pandemic event?
>multiple songs now playing at the same time overlapping each otherNice. Add some more.
>>17740543are you retirin within 10 years? no, then keep accumulating stonks in your 401k
>>17740550how to hear? nothings playing!
>mfw watching the world destroy itself out of fear and panic
Can someone recommend me a good site to watch entire tumbling down globally?
At 68k, down from 90k.Why am I not panicking?
>>17734946/v/ here
>>17736968kek. in the netherlands we just electrify our barbed wire.
>>17731603Down Down Down! It Keeps dropping!https://youtu.be/lu2pzmuFL90
>>17734946/pol reporting for duty
please don't let the world end i still want to play bannerlord and doom eternal
>>17734946/co/ and /a/ reporting in
>>17740351Post in the dips.
>tfw got banned from /leftypol/ for a single anticommunist meme and got like 9 replies
>>17740562Turn off your adblock-scriptblock, use a better browser, or get off your phone
>>17740585Why even have barbed wire?
>>17740611>bannerlord>implying
are we gonna reach -10% dowbros????
>>17734946/k/ reporting in
no more music?I've refreshed the page a few times ublock isn't block shit
>>17739946>>17740066I don't care if she's infected I would still bang her.At least I wouldn't die a virgin.
witnessing the end of an erashould've stuck to gold
>>17740499Yes, sell now, buy back in a few weeks.
>>17740547I thought someone buttfucked an armadillo.
>>17740619Stop blogging.
>>17740641Yes.Tomorrow.
here comes the pump!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>>17735006/g/ trannies get the rope too
>>17740676
>>17740611>>17740635FUCK NO. EVERYTHING BUT THIS. WE WERE SO CLOSE.
>>17734946/d/ here
you're a big pump
brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>17734946/v/ reporting in
>>17740571I'll be drinking tommorow at 9AM if this continues>Pls continue I want to black out drunk and sleep the whole day untill the weekend.
>>17740735Turks crashed the world economy as a cover-up for Bannerlord's eternal non-arrival. Don't let them win, never forget their promises.
>mods unstickied and restickied because they fucked the max post limit somehowi saw that cheekies
>>17740549That's the interesting part. The pandemic long-term is inconsequential. Short-term, you have huge economic disruption due to supply chain disruption, quarantines, and all of the knock-on effects like overburdened national health care systems, eviscerated tourism industries, etc. But the pandemic itself has nothing to due with the economy. It was just the match that lit the powder keg.
>>17740793kek
>>17740754from the best thread too
>>17740788coof coof... bannerlord... 31st... march... I... praise... the empire.... coof
>>17734946/sci/ reporting in.
>mods unsticky thread>Market jumps 3% Yup totally no connection here
IT ALLRETURNSTO NOTHINGI JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWNTUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNNNN
bros... i think we are forgeting something... tomorrow is friday 13th, its over.
>>17740735https://www.taleworlds.com/en/News/321
FED PUMP HAS BEGUN! BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!FED IS PUMPING OVER A TRILLION DOLLARS!
>>17740788You know Bannerlord has a release date right? Even if it is gonna be early access
>>17740774for you
>>17735139>see /pol/>want to ree but not get dismissed>lumps in other boards as camouflage LMAOOOOOOOOOO fuck off redditor, you dont fucking belong here
dubs name this event for the annals of history
>>17738264now im interested to see your crotch, is it hairy or not?
>>17740865HAHAHAHAHAHA!>>17740878Never, ever.
>>17734946/a/ /ck/you know what they say, hindsight is 2020, probably shouldnt have spent all your money on imaginary e-coins /biz/
Panic posting aside, are we looking at the start of another great depression?
Are there any livestreams showing the inside of those trademarkets?
BRRRRRRRRRRRR!Hear that? THAT'S THE PUMP! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I LOVE ROLLERCOASTERS!
>>17740781based, sauce?
>>17731603I’m only 20 and I had a trust fund with $116k saved to pay for uni three weeks ago. It’s at $96k now. How fucked am I? Will this trend continue? I’ve never paid much attention to stocks in my life but this is extremely worrying.
>>17740936I want to fuck that virus
>>17740932future generations will probably lump 2008-2020 together as one big recession.
UNIRONICALLY BIZ IS SCALPED FOR SENTIMENT ALGO, ALL YOUR POSITIONS ARE SCALPED TOO
>>17740878>>17740865probably not gonna make it to april.
>>17740908Corona Crisis or Covid Crash.
POMP EEET
>>17740969Wuhan Crash.
ISRAELI RESEARCH CENTER TO ANNOUNCE IT DEVELOPED CORONAVIRUS VACCINE
>>17740908Wu-flu panic
>>17740947>I have a trust fundYou're super fucked
>>17735193I’m Mexican.
FEDS PUMPING MONEY PRETTY HARDORChinese assets are buying
>ehh shold?
Trudeau's wife is paying the toll.
>- 4.72NONONONON make it stop bros I wanted it to drop to -13
do you think they actually physically print the money? what sound does the money printer make, exactly?
love the music by the way
>>17740947if you take that trust fund and do anything other than flip houses, you are completely fucked
>>17740908Wuhan Wipeout
Is cash gang going to get fucked only holding $250k when the banks fail?
haha money printer go brrrrr
>>17735099You’re gonna make it.
Well that pump didnt last long.
>>17740829
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
>>17741034Can't pump 4evr
>>17741007The technical term is the Wu-Flu Jew-screw with Lung-Pau sicken.
>>17740908wuhan winter
WE;RE ABOVE 1000! PUMP IS WORKING!
>>17741044checked and based
what the fuck is going on
The fuck happened
JEROME YOU FUCKING ACTUAL NIGGER GOD DAMMIT. FUCK THE FUCKING FED! CORONA-CHAN END THESE FUCKING BOOMERS ALREADY I WANT MY CHEAPIES
>>17741044>>17740908
>>17741071LOOK AT THAT PRINTER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what the fuck is happening
>This much of a pump with 4 hours leftThey blew their load too early, this is gonna tank around 2
>>17741093Illegal scam pump.
i've been a fool to myself
>>17741093>>17741099Feds just pumped a EVERLIVINGFUCKINGTON of money into stocks.
what happened?
>>17731603GUYS GUYS GUYSNEW Q ANON POST.....HE SAID ITS GOING TO START PUMPING!!!!IS Q..........>A BAGDONOFF???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X21WDm0S-w
>>17741044sounds cool too
DEAD CAT BOUNCE
BASED FED
>>17740869Lmao. Was considering buying a little but naaaaa if the fed is still trying to pump it we've got further to fall.
<iframe width="1" height="1" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/8bhYHwtEMJM?&autoplay=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>at anon's request
IT WAS ALL A LIVE CAT DIPCORONA BTFOWE BULLISH AGAIN
>>17739964jesus fuck are you an insider
>bounce eet
if you buy the dip and sell the pump, does it count as a tax refund?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We did it, bros
PUMP IT
Haha money printer go BRRRRR
>>17740781Holy fuck this is based as hell, sauce please
t-thanks Powell
P U M PUMPI TT
>>17741044checkedthoughts of Mandarin Mayhem?
>>17741153Nice, rare chen.
haha money printer go oh it doesnt go anymore AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Already dropping againKEK
/pol/ reporting in.Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!
>>17740945>>17741209Just check the title. It says: Exiled-Destiny]_Inukami!_Movie_v2_[BD_720P_8Bit]_Subbed
printer brrrrrrr
>>17734946/a/ and /g/ here
uhhh so the dow just shot up 1000 points in 10 minutes.
>>17741232based retard
WHAT IS HAPPENING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>17741265Much thanks will check it out
Ten percentTen minutesYellowQ
PUMP ET
>>17741267haha printer make the brrrrrr noise
The Fed acted, and the market responded. Fuck me, I had an order for UPRO for $31 that didn't fill. It's currently $35.Fuck my life.
>mfw they sell as fast as I can pump
>fed waves a trillion dollars in front of everyone's faces>world briefly forgets the virus exists>world remembers a few minutes later and starts dropping againkek
>>17740708I am staunchly anti-anime. Why is this so beautiful
Oh fuck we can’t print fast enough. It’s all gonna burn before close right along side the USD.
>>17741279That should be just as worrying as the dow dropping the same amount in the same amount of time, desu.
buckle up the rides getting bumpy
>>17741279Pump eet for 2 hours then doomp eet!
https://apple.news/AiEGkPe0zSgax76W59PHw6gJUST FINE>JUST FINEJUST FINE>JUST FINEJUST FINE>JUST FINEJUST FINE>JUST FINEJUST FINE>JUST FINEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>17741279All perfectly normal gyrations of the market, my dear anon.
Just a dip
Fed isn’t strong enough
>>17741320This is an anime website, why are you here you fucking troglodyte?
Pumpy pumpy all you want but you can't stop the elevator to hell Mr.Fed.
Niggers tongue my anusQ
>>17740627ask the farmers.maybe they are just dicks
>>17731603>New to stocks>Got into Robinhood casually a month ago>Took it semiserious a week and a half ago>Bought stock when low like /biz/ said>It keeps going lowerEND IT.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is this a good time to buy airline stocks? Or you guys think they're gonna fall even more?
>>17741279That may well have been the biggest fed pump of all time.
OH NO BEAR BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
pumdump et
>>17741307that's nice
>fed runs out of money>instantly drops kek
FUCK THE FED
>>17741320Eva is kino
>>17741351Because this site has its redeeming qualities
>>17741371>>17741372WHAT THE FUCK>>17741372
uhh bros... its going down again
>He sold? >activate ze money printer and pamp it
>eh boght ze pump?>DUMMPPP EETTTT
>>17741371>>17741372MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
WE'RE GOIN BACK DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17741371>>17741372What the hell
someone get a hold of Bizonacci, he MUST do a new video
>>17741415Blame him
>>17741372>>17741371>>17741415MOOOOOOOOOOT
>>17741320Evangelion transcends the medium
>>17741394Like a fucking rock.
>>17741320EVA is more than anime
>>17741371>>17741372hivemind lol back to -6 already weeeeeeeeee
Well I was green for about 5 whole minutes. Fuck
We can sell faster than the fed can pump it
PUMP ETdump et
There's 3 hours left in the trading day. Trudeau is self-isolating and payroll tax relief may have fallen through. On the other hand, Israelis claim to have a vaccine which may or may not work and fed pump is in overdrive. Will it be enough?I doubt it personally. This is just the beginning of wuflu in the United States from what I can see, and coronaviruses have always been notoriously hard to treat. We still don't have a working vaccine for the original SARS from 18 years ago. I don't think the Jews nailed one in 3 months.
>>17739083>wow retard doesn't know if forest fire doesn't happen occasionally too many branches will pile up in the forest and make the potential for forest fires to get so hot to ruin the minerals in the soilWow kill yourself you clueless faggot, you have become so detached from nature you might as well taking hormone pills you gay ass tranny anime posting faggot.
>>17741374This isn't Bitcoin. Time frames are far longer.The crash hasn't even started.We haven't even seen Corona properly ramp up in most countries.Then comes the layoffs and companies going bust because of their debt etc..Wait for this shit to fall 60-80%
>>17741457nice boat
>>17741371>>17741372TUMBLING DOWN
BUT THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE
WHERES THE BIG BAZOOKA THEY PROMISED
FUNDS ARE SAFU
>>17741511
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PUMPLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MR STOCKS MR STOCKS LET ME INnot by the hair of my chinny chin chinTHEN ILL PUMP, AND ILL PUMP, AND ILL PUMP YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
>>17737750And yet no kids. One job bitch, one job.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>17741457THE MOOT OF DEAD BOARDS
>Tsubasa Wo Kudasai Don't care if the rest of the remakes were shit, they were entirely justified for this amazing kino scene
>>17741529WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
>>17741529Natural growth in the market, nothing to see here.Carry on citizen and buy the dip.
Oh dear, did the Fed run out of money??
What should a bdsm virgin invest in at these times?
>>17741403an hero
FED pumped 1300 POINTS into the market1 point = ~300 million dollars1300 points = ~400 BILLION DOLLARSTHE FED PUMPED NEARLY HALF A TRILLION DOLLAR. INTO THE MARKET.WHAT. THE. FUCK.
>>17741498It's pretty easy to make a vaccine if you built the virus. Man, Iran really got hit hard didn't it!
>>17741552it's already going down lad
>>17741498>doubting the chosen.The lord's people act in mysterious ways
>>17741498>I don't think the Jews nailed one in 3 months.that is unless they are the ones who created the virus
>>17741565Buy XLM for maximum gainz
>>17731603I didn’t see the sticky until now wtf holy shit this is really tanking my stocks like holy cow I just won big, I need this to go lower so I can buy the dip and not buy high and sell low as the /biz/ motto states
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>17741587Why would they do it all at once like this?
>>17741498>I don't think the Jews nailed one in 3 months.They’re only good at that when it’s the son of God
LMAO
>>17741587>Money printer go brrrrrrrr
>>17741403>Because this site has its redeeming qualitiesyou fucking retard
The anarcho-syndicalist movement welcomes you, American brothers!
>>17741529Unironically all me see>>17738218>>17740246
Deutsche Bank domino tumbling
>>17741587how the fuck do you know this?
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>17741587500 Billion according to reports. Fat lot of fucking good it did.
>>17737503Damn. I didn't know the /fit/ new year comic guy made /biz/ memes too. Based.
>>17741498>>17741615germans also came up with something, for what thats worth.
>>17741587Don't they have a daily limit of 100 or something?
>>17741394it means the selling is not over.
>It's already dumping againTHE FED CAN'T STOP IT, RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17741636>>17741649WHATTHEFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>17741587Far more than 1300 since it struggled to get there. Still >mfw they casually pumped my cunt's GDP in 10 minutes to no effect.
>>17741587THE GOVERNMENT IS IN COMPLETE PANIC MODE
>>17741676>fed having a limitThey are above cattle law. They live free like you should be. >>17741685invest in IQ
>>17741689
Where’s the serious discussion you retards.I can see you tourists. You’re not even watching the DOW. You’re just saying whatever we’re saying
>>17741713the fed isnt the government
>>17741689So it's gonna skyrocket in ten minutes, right?
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO
>>17735905I'm sitting on ~60k liquid cash. Iwant to set up my brokerage account now to be 100% ready for the buyback. How likely is it that my brokerage gets shaken out in all this if I do? Does federal insurance extend to cash in brokerage accounts if I go with the right form?
Reminder it can't bounce forever.
>>17741689HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
>>17741689HOLY FUCKITS CONFIRMED500 BILLION DOLLAR PUMP.WHAT.THE.FUCK.
>>17741638We're now reaching hitherto unseen levels of cope.
Dow now only 800 points down we might see green today but I doubt it
>he bought the dip?
>>17741689BRRRRRRRRRRRRR INTENSIFIES
>>17741689>today, we will be poomping.>tomorrow? Also poomping.
>pump market up 1300 points with 500billion to -4%>800 points proceed to get wiped out and drops back to -6%
>>17741734You're in a sticky, retard.
>>17741689Can someone explain what the fed means by a "repo"?
>>17741689BRRRRRRRRR WHIRRRRR BRRRR CHUGGA CHUGGA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17741803
>>17741689>1.5 TRILLION DOLLARS IN 2 DAYSTHIS IS THE END
haha printer go brrrrr
PRINT FASTER
inb4 another pump to make the chart look less suspicious
>>17741789Not priced in yet.
>>17741689AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH IM POOMPING
>>17741789Could that go down as the most amount of money wasted in the least amount of time?
The song fits the current situation perfectly.F
WE ARE HERE!!!!!It's going on
HAPPENING>IT'S HAPPENINGHAPPENING>IT'S HAPPENINGHAPPENING>IT'S HAPPENINGHAPPENING>IT'S HAPPENINGHAPPENING>IT'S HAPPENINGHAPPENING>IT'S HAPPENINGHAPPENING>IT'S HAPPENINGHAPPENING>IT'S HAPPENING
>>17731603T SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURSIT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURSIT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURShttps://www.foxnews.com/health/coronavirus-live-plastic-stainless-steel-for-up-to-3-daysIT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURSIT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURSIT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURSIT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURSIT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURSIT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURS
>>17741865>implying
>tfw 100% liquid
>>17736546Feels good, bro
I hope they pump it again I need to get the fuck away from my GE and Ford stonks
>>17741835Where will they export all that inflation now?
Post yfw you realize the market will once again dip below -7%, thus initiating the Threshold 1 circuit breaker once again
>>17738460Based boomers.
feds gonna keep it above 22k its overfor today
>>17731603I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN
Just woke up. Is it red?
Almost made it,Crypto mania,FED pumped stocks, long calls on $TSLALife was NEET here, Happy as can be,Portfolio full of LINK, and good old BTC,TENDY ROADS, TAKE ME HOMETO THE PLACE, I BELONGGOODBOY NEET, PLEASE MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME, TENDY ROADSAll my money,lost together,stocks and crypto, going down the gutter,doom and gloom, boomers gonna die,futures on fire, corona went worldwideTENDY ROADS, TAKE ME HOMETO THE PLACE, I BELONGGOODBOY NEET, PLEASE MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME, TENDY ROADSI've got no choice,have to live life as a wagie,taken from me my NEET life away,Working for Mr. Goldberg, I get a feelingThat I should have sold yesterday, yesterday...TENDY ROADS, TAKE ME HOMETO THE PLACE, I BELONGGOODBOY NEET, PLEASE MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME, TENDY ROADSTENDY ROADS, TAKE ME HOMETO THE PLACE, I BELONGGOODBOY NEET, PLEASE MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME, TENDY ROADSTENDY ROADS, TENDY ROADS...
TUMBLING DOWN
Here fed, I’ll let you borrow my printer
What's the song? It's perfect.
>>17738218>ID: bump ass
>>17741938They will try
ITS GOING DOWN AGAINTHE FED'S PUMP MEANT NOTHING
FED IS OUT OF THE PAPERKILL THEM NOW
>>17741907>I hope they pump it again I need to get the fuck away from my GE and Ford stonksI wanna get into SQQQ at EOD so I'm hoping for a pomp!
Reminder that the federal reserve is unconstitutional.
>>17741938-6.57% BOISTHE STOCK MARKET WILL STOP FOR 15 MINUTES A WHILE FROM NOW :)
The time has now come to prepare your inner refuge. This does not mean that war is bound to come but there is a risk of this and we must all be prepared.
I DONT WANNA FUCKING GET AIRBORN CHINA AIDS IM TO YOUNG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>17741885>Tell me about the jews Borys, why do they put on that hat?
>>17741890>airborne for 3 hoursOH WE'RE TOTALLY FUCKED
>>17741927We're actually at Happening-Con 1. Everyone's just slow on the uptake.The happening was 2 months ago.
>>17741993Reminder that the Fed owns your ass.
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNNNNNLETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWNNNNN
https://youtu.be/g6RWvkRCXOQ
Someone needs to rape these FED niggers
>pump in 60 seconds
Biden trying to do a press conference but the audio won't work.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLi5QqxdIU4&feature=emb_title
>>17737750Cus you are not a female, you are a "woman"
>>17738464If your event horizon extends beyond that of a week you'd be hard pressed to find anyone worth talking to here. Whichever way the wind blows the people here will follow. Every dump is legitimate movement and the economy is entirely made up, every pump is the fed.
>>17741963kek/10
>>17740965>you're being scalpedImagine being retarded enough to think that sentiment on a mongolian fingerpainting board is enough to move the stock market even a hundredth of a percentage point. We're not talking some six figure marketcap shitcoin here.
>>17741956Dow's only down 1500. Go back to bed.
the apocalypse is here. hope you are prepped. we tried to warn you.
THREAD SOUNDTRACK:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q
>>17742000How does that work? The market halted at -7 percent already if we made it to minus 4 and the sell off starts again will it retrip the -7 breaker or is the next breaker at-13 now
>>17741963I'm crying, fuck.
it was an honor living with you allit was an honor shitposting with you allill see you in another life, brothers
>>17741399Oh yeah, if Eva is kino, explain THIShttps://youtube.com/watch?v=kbN-dubqANU
What are the consequences for the feds pumping this much money in the market? Inflation?
>>17742087Breakers don't retrip until the next day.
>tfw i'll die before playing bannerlord and doom eternal
FUCK YOU FED. I JUST FUCKING SOLD
>>17742075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI
>>17742075lmao
>>17741982It worked, didn't it?
>>17737750diversity hires
>>17741963/biz/ the musical. Someone make it happen.
yikers
>>17742110Oh ok got ya
>>17741689whole world in full panic modevs.half a billion of dollars a dayIt's over. Sell everything.
>>17742105One fucking trillion in two daysThink about it
>>17742115>he is capitulation>good *click*
>>17742113>ButterlordsThat is still not out?
>>17742075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ
https://youtu.be/ZaI2IlHwmgQ?t=9
>>17742146>it's still going down
189 new deaths Italy total over 1000
>>17742146What's that surge from?
HAHAHAHAHHAHA BACK DOWN WE GO
>>17742158it got fucking delayed beacuse of the virus fuck those fucking chinks i just wanted to play my video games
>>17742146>that fifteen minute period where the entire world briefly thought money could cure the virus
NEVER EVEN HAD A GIRLFRIENDITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>17742039https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>>17742187wow a country that eats maggot cheese has bad hygeine? who would have expected this?
>>17742194Fed announced they're pumping 1.5 trillion dollars into the market over the next three days.
:stopmusic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRGIrrjuLYA
I came here to laugh at you
>>17742105Last desperate act of a dying Jew. They will go down kicking, clawing, screeching like a 2 year old.
>>17742201Corona was the least of its concerns, hasn't it been in dev for like 10 years by now?
>>17742201Fuck you, made me look. I will personally lynch every ching and chong if that happens
>it's going downIt's over isn't it?
>>17742201At least the doom is right on schedule.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PUMPPPPPPPPP FAILEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>17741529I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR, BUT IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MAAAAATTTEEEER.
>>17742105The money created since 2009 has really on manifested itself in asset inflation.For PRICE inflation to happen, people need to have their trust in the system completely destroyed. Kinda like a Watergate-type scenario.
>>17741980https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
Im going to put all my money into BTC. Watch me buy my rental properties next year straight cash with that investment
>>17742264>>17742201Relax faggots they said they expected this and are still going to release it the 31st.Of course something else could happen but for now it isn't officially delayed.
>>17742227Where we're going we won't need girlfriends.
>>17742146dink dink*ahem*IM FREEEEEE
Anyone else long with 90% in leveraged products? If I only sold at the top...
>>17742283
FED on suicide watch
>song ends right after passing the 22k barrier
PRIIINNNTTT MOOOOREEEE!!Spooge money into the market fed!! Otherwise it's going down!
DOWN DOWN DOWN
DOWNWEGO
What if we just paint it black? No colors anymore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
>>17731603>DOMP EET
>>17742339https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcdHTFGFT_Y
>>17742290That's not what playing for me.
0.5TRILLION FOR NOTHINGPOWELL YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED AS A FED WHO SACRIFICED EVERYTHING - FOR NOTHING
>>17742315CAN'T WAKE UP
Should I buy while it's low?
So a fucking flu can crash down the worldwide economy in 2 weeksCapitalism may have been a mistake
>>17742315AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PRINT MONEYI DON'T KNOW WHYIT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
Should I be excited for stuff happening or scared that it's happening?
haha money printer goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrczzzrkrhhjhrhjkhhgfdkg oh fuck oh god i broke it fuck FUCK
>Feds: pump market>investors:
-8 here we come LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR
Lmao they pumped with 500 bil only to see 2% gain to see it go back to almost -7% yet again? What the fuck is this clown shit.
>>17742359>CIA: If I pumped 500 billion will you die?>Corona: It would be extremely painful.
>already back at -1900Holy shit, that didn't take long.
>>17742408get fucked jerome, and get fucked boomers, we're crashing to the floor and cheapies will be mine.
>>17737183Glow harder nigger
BREAKING NEWS ITS FALLING AGAIN LMAO
>>17742383>implying the flu is anything more than a mere distraction from the absolute failure that is central banking
>>17742407they just pumped 500 billion dollars in the markets and it did nothing. Im shitting the bed
>>17742287Ok so what the pump means? Are they printing money or its coming from taxpayers?
>>17742376What you're seeing is the market recognize the Fed's liquidity injections, and proceed to NOT GIVE A FUCK.The Fed better pump at 2500 on the S&P or it's all over.
Oh no bull bros. FED was supposed to save us
MINUS 8 POINT FUCKING 1 7
>>17731603> Yfw you're the shorted fucking everything guy from /smg
Fun fact:In 2008, the Fed pumped 700 billion dollars into the economy. Over a period of 6 months.TODAY, the FED pumped 500 BILLION DOLLARS over a period of A SINGLE FUCKING DAY.
NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENINGWE PUMPED IT
>>17742437THAR SHE GOES LAD.
half a trillion dollars pissed down the drain..nice job Fed.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>17742376This is low.And this is super lowAnd this is to go further beyond HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't think many of you have a plan for what happens next. Say the global economy does collapse. What then? Your paper dollars are worthless. Why would it even matter how many you had at that point?
>>17742458This, it just shows how shit it is and god forbid imagine if this was an actual world ending disease.
>>17742456How did you fuck up this badly
>>17742075PUMP IT UP>PUMP IT UPPUMP IT UP>PUMP IT UPPUMP IT UP>PUMP IT UPPUMP IT UP>PUMP IT UPPUMP IT UP>PUMP IT UP
>stockssorry /smg/! you should've bought crypto.
>>17742449
>>17742456nice crop faggot
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trinU3VD1Zo&feature=youtu.be&t=194
>>17742479You mean 15 minutes m8
>>17742407Are you either a bottom feeding NEET who can't lose his nonexistent job and you don't have debt, or a super niche field working guy who's not in danger of ever getting fired?Excited about this is the right answer.If you have a normal job and loans you better start fearing for your existence.
>>17742407500 bil pumped in to the market did absolutely fucking nothing to stop people from being afraid of corona. Whether you're scared or not depends on your situation.
>>17742407You get buttfucked either way. Might as well have happy thoughts.
DOWN DOWN DOWN! WE'RE SLIDING DOWN! https://youtu.be/lu2pzmuFL90
all the retarded fucking fed did was show everyone that they can't do shit even with heroic intervention. If anything, they made things WORSE.
THREAD SOUNDTRACK:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3E5YIP-DvUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3E5YIP-DvUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3E5YIP-DvUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3E5YIP-DvU
ITS FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE
>>17742489Now you see why there's no toilet paper left fren.
/jp/ reporting in
>>17742479Its fucking over isnt itThis is the big one
Have they actually pumped it yet or did it just go up on news that they were going to?
>>17742479this shit is retarded, its like they dont understand what is happeningthey could have paid everyones coronavirus checkand do al the measuresfor that amount of money
Fed gave another morphine hit to ease the pain.But it appears the patient is almost dead anyway.
>>17742479This surely won't lead to hyperinflation and the destruction of the dollar itself.
>>17742478Who's we exactly? Also look how fucking hilariously manipulated the market is.
>>17742383covid19 is just a convenient distraction from what is ultimately an un-masking of what our economy really looks like. It may have helped prompt the inevitable, but the issues were already there dormant. overbought and propped up by fed pumps.
>>17742553get the fuck out
>>17742564fed pumping is a meme u retard, they just provide liquidity to banks
>>17742587This.They have a scapegoat now.
>>17742564THEY PUMPED IT
>>17742604Fuck you!
>>17742383Turns out the whole world economy was just a bunch of bubbles waiting to pop. Who would have thought.
>tfw on the phone with my dad>hes watching but not sellingGuys I'm actually worried. What should I tell him?
>>17742629no fuck you ice cube head
>>17737323
>>17742604anime site
>>17742521>Are you either a bottom feeding NEET who can't lose his nonexistent job and you don't have debt, or a super niche field working guy who's not in danger of ever getting fired?time to get comfy thenI'll trade my oatmeal and some guns and get my lambo when everything has burned down.
Buy in 8 days faggotsNot less not more
>>17742521>Are you either a bottom feeding NEET who can't lose his nonexistent job and you don't have debt, or a super niche field working guy who's not in danger of ever getting firedcheers, corporate drones. Enjoy your 40 percent wage cut and unpaid OT.
>>17742641>Guys I'm actually worried. What should I tell him?good on ya, old man. dont average down yet
The fuck is this music>>17742622And this was the result? HAHAHAHAH NOT CLOSING MY SHORTS YET
>>17742653>touhou>animeNot true.
>>17742607they literally just said they pumped 500 billion you idiot. you think that line straight up midday is just happy investors?
so what happens to my student debt and car payment when the banks fail?
>>17742641Tell him you love him.
>>17742641Tell him to buy kneepads before they run out
>>17738381Fucking based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDwb9jOVRtUJamming to this bros
Aaaand it's gone. It's all gone.
The announcement in the blue bar at the top, lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sL9O4GrL2E
>all of this>because a couple people get a cough and some boomers will die of this instead of lung cancer
>haven't had money in the markets for years >get to watch the world burncomfy
AH AH AH AHHHH!TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNNNNAH AH AH AHHHH~~!LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWNNNN
>>17742587this, 2008 never ended boomers just kicked the can down the road and kept that bloated rotting corpse standing in the hopes that they would keep the good times rolling till they all died off. Then let the crash come as a final fuck you fall on the rest of us. Corona-Chan has done us a massive favor by popping the bubble and she'll put a bunch of boomies in the dirt
>>17742566>stock market will be fineWhat is this nigger talking about?
>>1774156550% TP/50% rice
>>17742668
>only 300 points off of session lows after a fifteen minute $500 billion pumpIs it just me or is this more alarming than anything else?
not buying in quite yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kNwvIEQsg0
>>17742653Agreed on principal>>17742668Agreed on accuracy
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY DIDN'T THE FED PUMP WORK WHAT IS HAPPENING IT WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK BULLS WHAT THE HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The equities market/stonks are kill. They've given up on them.The fight now will be in the credit markets. If/when those fail this will look like a nothingburger.
THE PUMP IS ON
HERE COMES ANOTHER PUMP
>>17742587Corona was the proverbial kick into the rotten door.
Dow will be -300 points EOD. screen cap this
You must be ready 4chan. My years on /fit/ have served me well. It's time to become strong men.
:stopsound:
>>17742479brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>1666.99:^)
>Be the Fed.*Maybe we should waste another 500 billion, that will surely help things*
>-20%Should I kill myself?
>>17741638HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>17742734Intraday action is often meaningless. What's going to matter is where things are in a week's time.
why did coronachan have to fuck my dream up.... I just wanted to become a millionaire and move to thailand or something...
>>17731603*Ahem*This is itNCOV is the one asset that will moon>NCOV is the one asset that will moonGet in before moon>Get in before moonNow is the time frens>Now is the time frenshttps://www.saturn.network/exchange/ETH/order-book/ncov
>>17742806it unironically will
>NOOOOOOOOOO THE PUMP WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK KEEP PUMPING MORE JARED HELP WE NEED TO KEEP THE VIRUS CONTAINED IN ISRAEL
>>17742823Why do they even bother.If it goes down it goes down in flames.And if it doesnt it'll recover on its own.
>>17742806Imagine what Israel could do with 500 billion
>>17742784
>>17737547>>17737580>>17739386Another Dead Cat Bounce on March 15th according to Qanon. Pic is the first warning.> It mightve shown up early yesterday with the oil thing, but if hes right we got another announcement in the pipeline
The fed keeps sucking the stock market's dick, but it just won't get hard.
How is pumping 500 billion into banks not socialism?
>tfw have no debts but have quite a bit in indexfunds and some in stocks>About 5k burgerbucks in liquidityShould I be worried lads?
>>17742873Didn't someone post a Q pick higher up saying there was about to be a pump and that Trump was quarantined?
PUMP IT LOUDER PUMP IT LOUDER PUMP IT LOUDER PUMP IT LOUDER PUMP IT LOUDER
No one wants to get caught overnight in this.When 3:00ET rolls around the next leg down will hit us.
i want to get off this rollercoaster
>>17739386>>17739462Holy fuck I hope thats what it is.
It's like watching a train accident except you don't understand shit about what's going on.
>>17742921What is that line?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU&list=RDMMn4zAyyh5VLo&index=13Soundtrack to the apocalpyse
>>17742894it's not the bad kind of socialism when they take from you and give it to rich people. Corporate welfare is good goy, don't you understand?
>>17742894Its not socialism is if you let people bid on the assets dummy
>>17742894You see, injecting money into the markets doesn't go to poor people but instead goes to rich bankers.It can't be socialism if rich people receive money for free.Economics 101 bro.
what's the song autoplaying on the thread, it's nice
>>17742931don't know i just save the image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg
>>17742894How does one debatably socialist action by the fed mean the entire system is now socialist you fucking retard?
>>17742894Because it's a short term loan not a gift
>>17742934https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EQXEIoZrZE
>>17742938It’s literally going up in flames
>go eat lunch>come back>$500 BILLION gone>DOW still -7.5%Peak Clown World
>>17742952Megadeth - In My Darkest Hour
>>17742952rude dude stormsand
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH
>>17742972this is it isn't it
>>17740484They actually did it
>tfw it's my birthday in the midst of this madnessI almost forgot about it
>>17742952some NGE song : Tsubasa Wo Kudasai
>>17738056leftcom gang dabs on you
>90% of my net worth is in stocks>Laughing because I don't have any debt and I won't be retiring for 40+ years anyway
>>17743013happy birthday hope you like you present anon
Why keep pumping it? Seems like a waste of money. Just let it collapse, and from its ashes will rise a phoenix.
>>17742873Link to the Q thread
Rolling for 10% closing
Is it safe to assume all the pump effect would have been reversed should it hadn't happened?
So they keep pumping it and it keeps ending up falling, when will they give up and just let it hit rock bottom?
> Tfw you're the short everything guy from SMG> Yfw you also increased your minuscule link stack from 663 to 872 only increased your buy price by like 35 cents, and you're already 15 cents greenGood day.
>>17743013Happy birthday you magnificent bastard!
>>17743013Happy birthday
what is the current song playing?
>>17743013Beard and clothes and other stuff should change too
>>17743041drumpf only cares about the stonks
>>17743013We did this just for you, man, hope you like it
>>17743035>will have to wait 5 years to compensate thisWas it worth it?
>>17737777He didn't. The Congress overruled all his attemptshttps://apnews.com/d36d6c4de29f4d04beda3db00cb46104
>>17743024>>17743080read the fucking thread, retard
PUMP IT LOUDER PUMP IT LOUDER PUMP IT LOUDER PUMP IT LOUDER PUMP IT LOUDER PUMP IT LOUDER
>>17743013Happy birthday, may waifus and gains come your way.
>>17743080i cant fucking hear any, cos i macfag?
>>17743005>>17743007In this huge sky I wannaSpread my wings and flyTowards the free sky without any sadnessI wanna flap my wingsAnd go
>>17741344Dubs confirm, crisis over
>>17743080Komm Susser Tod from End of Evangelion
>>17731603That's it boys. I'm liquidated.The only thing left to liquidate... Is myself...Been fun lads. See you on the other side.
im really worried about jannie's job. How will he afford hot pockets if 4chan goes down in the recession?
How are we going to get out of this mess, guys?
>>17743109>>17743137no the new one
PUMP IT, THEN PUMP IT AGAIN
If Deutsche bank goes under, it's fucking over
>>17743143We have to save the economy for 4chan's sake. What do we do boys?
So what's the chances a bunch of people are gonna close out their positions in SQQQ by EOD and I can get in below 28 bucks
THROW ANOTHER 10 TRILLION INWE MUST PUMP IT
>>17743154https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhYHwtEMJM
>>17743013Same here, fuck
>>17743104>Not touching it until retirement>Can get stonks on discount once the market levels outAbsolutely.
>>17743169Keep selling
>>17739977>>17740379>>17740404>>17742988>>17742972>>17739964"They are trying to force god's hand""The three branches will become one"> "The bear will leave its cave forever"
>>17743196CRASH THIS ECONOMY WITH NO SURVIVORS
Is it time to buy yet ?
>>17743152impeach trump, stop QE and REPOS by the FED, raise Rates to 1%, let the economy fucking burn and fix itself
Is it time?
>it was 1.5 trillion>not 500 billWOOOOW just fucking kill this shit already
>>17743138>activate quantum imortality
>>17743190happy birthday to you too
Look faggots, you will start buying stocks again or we crash the whole economy with hyperinflation. Your choicet. FED
Gonna have to pay my Pension Plan money for fees and overhead because there's no gains from them to scrape from
IGOR POMP EET G-GRICHKA EET ES NOT WARKINGPOMP EET MORE
Let us remember all the friends and fun times we made along the way.
Perfect time to buy now that it's low.Wait for the panic towards the coronavirus to go away and cash in alot of money when the economy goes back to usual.
Is this all you can do, FED, really ? What will you do once nobody listens to you anymore? Heck, it already started.
>>17743226DROP STOCKS EXTERMINATE THE FED
>>17743138Get ready to be TANGED
It's just a flu, chill the fuck out
NO JEROME THE SPIRIT BOMB DID NOT WORKIT IS TIME..........................FOR THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE
Based music choice, mods
Hello I just got linked from /a/ I don't understand what is going on.
>>17743217It was 500 billion.They haven't dumped the other 2 x 500 billion yet.>Today, March 12, 2020, the Desk will offer $500 billion in a three-month repo operation at 1:30 pm ET that will settle on March 13, 2020. Tomorrow, the Desk will further offer $500 billion in a three-month repo operation and $500 billion in a one-month repo operation for same day settlement. T
>>17743204>muh cryptic propheciesDon't try to force meaning on it, there are infinite different ways you could do it.
WHERE THE FUCK IS SMINEM
Kek and i remember when bitcoin was supposed to be the next big thing in the news because of the next fork.
>>17741704>>17741689Its Ogre
>>17743294Cheers bro. It sounded like they corrected to say that little blimp was 1.5 trill
>>17743290it's 2008 crash but 10 times worse
>>17743278ok but its not though
>>17743013happs nigga
>>17743290This is the end of THE WORLD
Bolsonaro confirmed to have coronavirus.
>>17743296
>>17743347(of finances)
>>177419163rd world countries
Literally three years of gains gone. Lmao, just lmao.
As much as I love EoE and don't like the rebuilds, I think this is probably the better song.
>>17743278It is just an antiboomer flu, and the fact that just that was enough to throw a wrench into this shitfest of an economy really tells a lot, we never left 2008 they just kicked it down the streets and pretended it was gone.
>>17743259https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk
>>17743373ready to kms myself
>>17741587The scariest thing is, we are the Informed Generation, we know all of the tricks they can do and we can cynically reject them all and use them as chances to sell out. Nothing Trump can do will work, its literally like the meme where we are stuck inside the belly of the beast and the machine is bleeding or whatever the fuck.Nothing we can do will ever save us.
>>17743359THE WORLD has been fundamentally changed forever. This is the end of the new world order. Welcome to the new WORLD disorder.
>>17743373Thank you China, thank you fucking very much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y9loGGxoqIQueue the next song, mods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oday_Fc-GcWell boys, the collapse has started... It was a fun ride...
>>17743379>It is just an antiboomer fluaren't boomers basically the economy tho?
>>17743385kill myself myself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hdBdVjOFVU
>>17743359Imagine not understanding economics like this.If these companies go down that is jobs that go down and then housing that goes down and then WE ARE FUCKED IT'S MAD MAX KID. MAD MAX.
>>17743347Ofcourse, a jojo a reference during times like this is needed
>>17743434Just get a new job
>>17743294So what if they used up the other 500 billion are they going to do it more?
>>17743423THAT'S THE ISSUE
>>17743348Sauce?
So are we at 2008 levels of happening?
PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL TESTS POSITIVEhttps://twitter.com/PMBreakingNews/status/1238165221824487425
>>17743449if they print TOO much money then nobody will want the shitty money and everything collapses.
Fuck did I pick the right time to liquidate my RRSP'S two years ago and use them as a house downpayment in the first time home buyers program now as I'm paying it back I'll be getting cheap stocks I cashed out at the top and I'll be buying back at the bottom
>>17743430>Hey dude i'm about read to kill myself!>I'm about ready to kill myself, myself.
>>17743440IT'S USELESS FEDERAL RESERVE WRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
>>17743473holy shit
>>17743473Rich people that bribed him get more scared now? Epic
THE CHINKS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THISFUCKING YELLOW NIGGERS EATING UNCOOKED WILD ANIMALS LIKE THE SUBHUMANS THEY ARE
>>17743379> we never left 2008 they just kicked it down the streets and pretended it was gone.This.2008 was basically printed to a halt.Which makes this so much crazier. We have no idea how deep this can actually dive. We might very realistically see a 80% drop in the end.Hell it can get so bad that dollar itself might fucking die because of all of this money printing.>>17743423Yes, their pensions are one big driving force behind this bubble.But corona will defuse that pension bomb if it manages to spread far enough and remove the pensioners from ever collecting their share.
>>17743290Black Thursday 2: Electric Bogdanoff
>>177434572008 saw the dow drop a whoppin 20%We're somewhere around 8% at the moment so its not that bad.Doesnt mean it wont get worse though.
>>17743457This is happening way faster than 08 though it could also recover faster after a few months. Depends on how many dominos get knocked over. I'm going to start DCAing in once we get below 20k and will do 2x if we go under 16.
>>17743457way beyond that, see>>17742479
>>17743473Sopa de Macaco, Uma Delicia
>>17743457No, its worse
>>17743457Think Great depression
>>17743473BRAZIL IS THE FIRST TO SUCCUMB TO ANARCHY WE REALLY PLAYING PLAGUE INC
>>17743410If we overcome this, expect the return of the crazy 20 and weimar germany
>>17743453https://twitter.com/vhmichel/status/1238159424180674561
Donald Trump will test positive for Corona within the next week. Screencap this.
I just woke upOh god the music, it stings my eyesMy lungs are tightI sold most of my holdings and started shorting weeks ago but it was not enoughI just hope we'll get some credits as to who is behind thisBecause is this, is this the end of the game guys?
>>17731603Thank you Corona Chan
The world is ending.You only have one chance.Make the most of it, you won't get to try again.https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/555181..
>>17743475Scares me that they already used the 500 billion today I wonder if they will use it all soon
>>17743447RETARD, THERE WONT BE ANY JOBS.
>>17743473he was just with trump wasn't he
>>17741952I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN
>>17743503It's already dropped 30% what the fuck are you on
>>17743503Not in a day tho, worst day was smth like 7.9%
>>17743534literally everyone knows he got it alreadyalso nice ID
>>17743548https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anabfAg06UAAAAAAAAYYYAAAAAAA
>>17743548its time for fucking PARADEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7ZK19L0ttk
>>17743545it was always going into some rich person's mattress like all the rest of the QEs
>>17743548there's always jobs for construction, since everyone still needs sheltereven in the depths of the Great Depression unemployment was only 25%
>>17743534> mfw hes just fine despite being in the at-risk demographic
>>17743504I think the problem with expecting a quick recovery is this is gonna decimate small businesses and getting Republicans to fund the socialism required to keep them afloat and not just ushering in the age of mega corps is going to be like pulling teeth.But I promise you the airlines, cruise, and fossil fuel industries will all be saved for the good of the don-I mean country.
>>17743607>only 25%
>>17742894It is, right wingers don't like bailouts bro. It's like every time the leftist leaders pander to illegals and trannies, no sane person actually likes it. It's just the shitty thing you see your leaders do without you ever asking.
>>17743608Bolsonaro just tested positive and he was in close contact with Trump recently
>>17741952I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
PRAISE CORONA-CHAN. WELCOME THE ETERNAL BEAR!https://youtu.be/lu2pzmuFL90
>>17743583
>>17742894Because the federal reserve is not the government, dipshit
>>17743583Based. Underrated anime.
>>17743534imagine if biden and bernie catches it too
>>17743529Jesus fuck, so Trump very likely has it
>>17743607>1/4 of a country poor, starving, and homeless>not so bad, could be worse
>>17743632His advisor also tested positive, and last weekend all three of them went to dinner LOL
>>17731603Perfect time to buy
UHH BROS
>>17743607>EVERY JUST DO CONSTRUCTION OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE CAN JSUT DO CONSTRUCTION AND THERE WONT BE ANY NEED FOR ANYTHING ELSE. :^)DENIAL
>>17743659election cancelled due to aids
>>17743664Every time.
>>17743664
>>17743664>itr drumphgshjs's fault that chinks eat live batsuhm ok niggah wat yu say
>>17743664>Nonononono I meant the dem presidents not meeeeeee AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>17743677isn't one memeber of the white house staff infected with the kunglfu already?
>>17743677not real
>>17743608>>17743632> mfw trump and bolsonoro and mcconnell all recover just fine with few symptoms> but pelosi and schumer, biden and bernie all die
>>17743607Construction was screwwweeedd in 2008, why do you think this'll be different?
>>17743664>joansscott free
>>17743668sweet irony
>>17743664ooof this didn't age so well now did it
>>17743677HE'S GOT IT
>>17743667everything could always be worseIt'll be a right proper dumpster fire, but it'll pick back up after a whole lot of FUCK just like last time
>>17741952
>>17743677Brazilians aren't white, so Trump definitely washed his hands for 20 minutes after this photo.
>>17743664>joansfucking perfect
>>17743667Not good, not bad, I've seen worse.
I want off this ride mr. skeletal
I'm glad that at least THIS financial meltdown has a cute waifu mascot
>>17743758COPE
>>17743677TRUMP HAS CORONA
>>17743664this is fake isn't it
>>17743758Trump hates shaking hands. It's well known he washes his hands after he shakes hand with anybody
>>17739100He's gayIt will kill him
>>17743719lol you're an idiot it's all over the news
>>17743664people unironically liked this dude.lmao
>>17742712corona-chan is karma finally coming around to shit down the throats of the boomers
ummm bros are we sure it's gonna bounce back up eventually?
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>>17743801nobody likes politicians, they're like a pyrrhic communal weapon we want to inflict on our enemies.
comfy songs to listen in the apocalypse?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvLYKNOM-ic
>>17743811This mainlyAlso punishment for not retiring and clenching their positions with an iron fist.
>>17743825That'd be true 10 years ago, but there are Obama, Trump and Sanders cults.
>>17743818Actually -8,82%
PICTURE IT SALVATION!
How to make money on this whole glow in the dark bullshit?
>>17741371>>17741372BIRTH OF A TWO HEADED COW
>>17743699Well he didn't have to shut the entirety of europe out for starters.
At last it's back where it should be. Why can't they ever understand pumping doesn't work?
>>17743832https://youtu.be/OqyNuNbo0XE?t=39
>>17743557Yeah, last weekend and he isn't the only member of the Brazilian delegation that met with Trump who's tested positive. Pretty decent odds that Trump's got it.
This looks like a happening, but it's probably just a big nothing burger. It's always a nothing burger.
>>17743787it is
ASX futures down 12%NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT ME BLOODY DOLLARIDOOS!!!!!!!
>>17743825Nobody likes communists, theyre like a phyrric political weapon we want to inflict on our enemies
>>17743832This is really beautiful, thanks anon. Is the series or manga worth getting into?
AХAХAХ MAHИ ПPИHTEP ГOУ БPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>17743874>FED pumping 500 billion over the course of 15 minutes>it's still going down>nothingburger
>>17743851well no on obama, they wanted Change(tm) but Bernie bros maybe yes. He's like the Matthew Lesko of politics.
>>17743787>>17743881It's surprisingly fake, although he did say similar things.
Imagine being a lefty extremist on a capitalist forum. I really don't get those commie fucks.
>>17743891yes
>>17743874>This looks like a happeningThis isnt a happening.This is a HAPPENED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5if6nV0jAY
>>17743859Firebreak to slow the spread in the US so that it doesn't overwhelm the surge capacity of the hospitals. We'll all get it, but it will be delayed
>>17743832https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgUaZz04bkwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg0IjOzopYU
>>17743859cargo is still coming over
PAINMISERYFAILURE
That will teach me to try and time. Turned 1k into 8k then bought spy calls last night believing trump would have a good TV appearance. Turns out the game was rigged from the start
>>17743773
>>17743920it's fun because your constructed hyperreality is finally collapsing
>>17743904Are you seriously thinking that (basic bitch) libs don't venerate Obama like a mullato messiah? Honestly I've seen quite a few people turn on Bernie recently but that's just me.>>17743920Well Capital was an analysis of the markets.
>>17743920They think they can change your mind with taunting and shitty memes
>>17743891Yes, there is also a movie coming out in April assuming we aren't all dead by then.
>>17743963they venerate themselves for being so progressive as to vote for a black person
>>17743956>>17742359>>17742449>>17742510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n82OPje7SHk
>>17743891If you're interested in a series with a beautifully crafted fantasy world with amazing art, drawn and written by a pedophile then Made in Abyss is for you. Seriously, the author can not resist sexualizing the absolute fuck out of the children in his manga.
>>17743793It's confirmed that bolsonaro was tested. But besides leftists cheering, there's no confirmation
>>17743916What the hell is up with so many high profile people getting this?It's like Corona has struck every damn country right on the parliament level.Not that I complain. It's probably the only thing that can get these fuckers actually reacting to the disease. When these people start dropping that's when we're going to see some real hysteria.
>>17743983It is pretty funny to me. They don't even bother to parlay with a black that ain't rich or middle class.
>>17743954>believing trump would have a good TV appearanceAre you fucking retarded? The market shits itself every time he opens his mouth.
>>17743959>central banking is capitalism!!!!well someone hasn't read marx
This is your mind during the financial collapse
>>17743891It's unironically a pedo anime. I'm not just saying that. The creator is a pedophile and the anime goes out of its way constantly to s3xualize children, it basically ruins it.
>>17743956It's just the feed water bro we need to get water moving through the core.
It's over.
>>17743963>t.never actually read itThe book is garbage, the whole ground assumption is wrong
>>17744039>it basically ruins it.Normalfag
>>17744015they meet with a lot of different people so they are at higher risk
Uh, hello, the Fed?? Yes, Mr Tax Payer here, I want my 500 fucking billion cunting bucks back, you unmitgated bunch of irredeemable fucks.
>>17743981/vr/ hereIm sad. Because the 4k remaster of C&C and Red Alert is happening. But it won't be out until June.Which means we may not get it at all.
>>17744015>What the hell is up with so many high profile people getting this?They travel a lot, attend large gatherings, and have to get photos taken while they shake hands.
>>17731603I don't care about stonks, but what Koikatsu card is that on the right?
>>17741833Holy shit why the FUCK is this allowed?
>>17744039>>17744000Fuck, will pass. I hate that shit.
>>17731603>dow might lose 2020 today>might be a top 5 all time drop by %glorious day
>>17744037degenerate but hot
>>17744037SOURCE NOW.
PHEWITS ALL BOUNCING BACK NOWALL THE WAY UP
>>17744015>WHO,Governments and Media keep telling people it's nothing just ignore it since January>somehow it's a surprise when people act like nothing is happening, break quarantine and shit when they were told it's just flu like people are dumb brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lULceASXv88
>>17744090>even on death, i must coom
I'm so fucked.
>>17744071It didn't belong to you they just printed the money
American tax payers just wasted 500 billion to cause a dead cat bounce which is being wiped out right now
>>17744037The animators of that time never fail to impress me on how they created such things with very little compared to the current
>>17744071Oh we still have two more of them
>>17744121really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DT7bX-B1Mg
>>17744103We didn't enforce doors opening outward in businesses, or have fire exit signs, until hundreds of people burned to death.Many regulations have are written in blood.
>>17744041THERE IS NO MARKET TO FLOW MONEY THROUGH ANYMORE!
>>17744129Live to COOM
ORI bros, massive stock repurchase announced!
>>17744143we'll have to pay back that fun money they printed chief. Without our tax dollars backing it the dollar would quickly spiral into hyper inflation so it is our money
>>17744037
>>17744144AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>17744144It's already wiped, only +200 from low
>>17744143Lmao, biz suprisingly doesn't know shit about economics. Go figure.Printing money devalue money already in existence Might as well have taken the money right out of the public discretionary fund.
>>17744082Aren‘t all remasters trash? Isn‘t the original literally free?
GET UP COME ON GET DOW WITH THE SICKNESS
>>17744191We wont have to pay it back because the world is going to end you silly fucker
>barely 200 away from session lows after a thousand point bounce just two hours ago
>>17744184This anon is delusional. Take him to the Feds.Just a minor loss, I’ve seen worse.
I hate americahow do i make this collapse worse for them and their economy, they think they can just sanction any country they want like iran and north korea and make their population suffer then get away with itallah is all mighty, revenge is upon you
>>17744037stocks might be crashing down but my penis is only going up.
Think we'll hit -9% again before closing?
>>17744129I have 6 months of food/cleaning/medical/hygiene/ammo stocked up since I've been preparing since February. It's time for me to relax and coom.
>>17744143Hmm yeh, you might want to look into who's on the line to pay it off.
>>17743832https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFLajhNkcog
bought some VSTO on the dip today, we're all going to make it
>>17744240Start killing burger stockhodlers and sell their stocks.
>>17744240The purpose of sanction is to sanction their government so their people would be easier to be free from them
>>17744240>how do i make this collapse worse for them and their economyGet the virus, fill a shit-ton of Purell bottles with your saliva, and then sell them on ebay for dirt cheap.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FED YOU NIGGERS IM NOT PAYING FOR THISREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>17744236>laughing about the bounce>doesn't under where the bounce came from is why it might be considered 'funny'
Inb4 LAST CHANCE PUMP 30 minutes before bell.
Lmao, into the cannon Trump goes.
>>17741381And it still failed. Plus more and more normies are being made aware of the manipulation.
Lol I’m not buying shit you Jews, just look at em
how's the market doing lads
Flumrrs need to die more so this market tanks faster
Is it wrong I don't feel anything other than elation? Took all my linkies out at 4.7, the world is gonna go to shit on Fri 13th tomorrow and I just feel like laughing
posting to know that i was here
>>17744113Literally 2 and a half years‘ worth of growth gone.
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3551121-first-american-may-receive-coronavirus-vaccine-soon-fauci
>>17744299This has always been absolutely retarded.>let's starve you, you'll be more likely to revolt with your nonexistent weaponry in North Korea
>>17744320AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17744320Move along.
>>17744308Oh, I understand exactly where it came from. I just think it's funny how utterly ineffective that massive pump was.
>>17741855>>17741842>>17741978>>17741847Not enough paper matey
>>17743607DUDE ONLY 1/4 PEOPLE WANT TO STAB YOU FOR $50IT'S NOT THAT BAD :^)
>>17744340The music certainly helps.
YOU LIED TO ME /BIZ/ THESE BEANS ARENT MAGICAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17744071daily reminder that the federal reserve is private and not federal
>>17744320
>>17744319Pretty sure they said the same at Enron.
>>17744310he's unironically finished
>brrrrrrrrrZe market is at an all time high?Call Xi and tell heem to activate ze virus.Domp eet.
>>17744384Start printing 1000 dollar bills, 10x more effective per paper.
>>17741689 I hope you all appreciate the attempt
>>17743434Considering i cant get a job why should i care?
>>17744426The market will pass 30K before November. This is a huge part of what will get him re-elected.
you guys remember that time we banned all trade and travel with Europe?
>>17744406kikes
Still one hour and 15 minutes to go. How much wilder can the ride get?
>>17744037>never could find this shit back in the dark days when porn was hard to cum by and you had to wait hours in line on IRC to get your fixI should go back and watch this.
>>17744259considering its been hovering at 8.60 yes its happening
I WARNED YOU BROYOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED IT WON'T STOP HAPPENING UNTIL YOU FINALLY GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS
>>17744451lol
>>17744458just travel
>>17744451lol nice bait
Just a flu
>>17731603Is anyone still shilling INO?
allahu akbarallahu akbari pray for america destruction in my prayer, i scam americans then invest all my money into chinks so they collapse the us market even moreALLLAHU AKBAR
>>17744432Thatd be so fucking kino
Communism can't come soon enough.
>>17744357At least history of China have shown that the reverse isn't working so might as well try this
>google chart stuck at 14:31What do they mean by this
>>17744458>we banned all tradenibba that happens after -20 we only passed -10% today
Don't worry, the experts are on the case
>>17744517stop larping fag
>>17744468They failed to keep it at 22k+, so next goal is to keep it at -2k max. Hopefully they fail at that too in the next 70 mins.
>>17744486>hidden hand>trust me bro>ignoring national socialism
>>17744491cargo travel is banned retard
>>17744497Reminder that school cafeterias will be overflowing with bodies once this shit gets bad.Field hospitals need morgues.
>>17744497>kill people as part of your dictatorship>blame Coronavirus>global stocks decline>doesn’t affect your middle eastern countryBased
>>17744564it
>>17744542Why didn't he just clim- oh...
>>17744564The End, my friend.
bros should i buy the dip?
he bought
>>17744564Have you ever seen a Hieronymus Bosch painting? That.
Pump 2: Pump Harder
Oh my god, the market is collapsing JR, what is Shane McMahon going to do here?>”NO CHANCE THATS WHAT YOU'VE GOT”>DIMES RAIN FROM THE CEILINGBAWWWW GOD ITS VINCE MCMAHON, HES HERE>”ALRIGHT SON, THATS ENOUGH. TIME FOR YOU T-“>BONG>”DEADMAN WALKING”OH MY GAWD ITS THE MOST BADASS MMMMMMMAN IN THE WHOLE OF THE WWE>”MMMMMMM YOURE NOT SO BAD ASS, TIME TO STRIKE OUT AND DRAW SOME DIMES”>CHOKESLAM>TOMBSTONE >DROOLS OVER SHANE>1>2>3MMMMMMMMMMMM NOW THATS HOW YOU SAVE A BADASS ECONOMY
>>17744129
>>17744562Lmao my country is doing this.
Here we go again
allahu akbar brothersremember to short us stock market, scam americans on the internet then try to steal ssn and take out loans to never repay themmay god have mercy upon the american kafirs because i will not
>>17744604Yes, this is the bottom, pls buy now we pumped so much money into it, it has to go up now
>>17744535Modifications had to be madel
>America should have free healthcare"HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR IT????????????????????????" *magically prints $500b in a single fucking day without hesitation*
>>17744604Yeah. When stocks hit 15k it's gonna be a great time to buy.
>>17744623Sweden?
>>17744633Capitalism working as intended.
>>17744179Is it feasible to ban US banks from lending to banks of any nation that don't require a reserve amount to be transferred?
>>17744059Finaly.
>>17744605DUMP IT.
>>17744605NO BOG PLEASE MY COINS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17744633i support bernie and other commies because they will make the us fall to their knees
>>17744626>advicing your pig fuck brothers to short on the bottomdare I say based?
>>17744542Jesus fucking christ
IM GONNA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP
>>17744643Try again, south american third world shithole.
>>17744633US has not been a capitalist country for going on 100 years at this point.
>>17731603Can I get sauce for the music please?
>>17744626> id: HUGSome coronavirus for you too 'frien
>>17744214Holy shit that's not even a larp what the fuck
>>17742466This is the redistribution.Stay in the market and ride it out.If you didn't sell by eoy 2019 you're already fucked.Make NO SUDDEN MOVES.investment banks are sharks right now.You sell and its just more chum in the water. Do not give them the satisfaction.
>DUMP EET AGAIN
>>17744633Ah, but as long as those billions do not affect anything besides numbers in spreadsheets, they don't count. It's only when they actually pay for something for someone the question comes into light.
it’s gonna be an absolute bloodbath at close
>>17744659>Capitalism working as intended.The rich using economic leverage to force everyone else into worse and worse economic positions while using their political influence to protect themselves from the worst fallout of any mistakes they should make while society around them collapses into what is effectively a slave state of desperation and poverty where the resources to take care of everyone exist but terror and self interest brought on by literal generations of economic abuse convincing everyone that the only way anyone can succeed is by becoming rich causes those resources to be horded by the desperate and undeserving?
>>17744633Communism can't come soon enough>Free healthcare>Free housing>Free food>Free job>Can also neet it up all day>Nobody is richer than you>If you have a problem with them report them>No bulliesBased.
>>17744730AGAIN
>>17742666It is the music that plays when third impact starts in Evangelion 2.0.
>>17744746
>>17744746>>If you have a problem with them report them>>No bulliesSomething doesn't add here.
>>17744707https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhYHwtEMJMEarlier we hadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9hc8dD0aFE
>>17744707Here https://youtu.be/7yaWcRmjlcw
>>17744698Can someone make a Jerome "__ year old Poomper" please?
>>17741689THE 70 YEAR OLD POOMPER
based jannies finally pinning a post on /biz/
>>17744741>>17744659>The Oligopoly is working as intendedFTFY
Of what song is everybody talking about?Why can't I hear it?
>it's going back upAll a nothingburger.
>>17744797>You're a bully if you tell the teacher about getting beat up by other kidsNice logic
>>17742666Okay satan> Captcha was Tractors...> Like the tractors that were taken from the people under communism which killed millions
>>17744214anon you're scaring me
>>17744823>-8.5% is a nothing burgeralso stop using the attosecond graph boomer.
>>17744817Oligopoly's are a feature of capitalism, not a bug.
>>17743666it was not confirmed bolsonaro has it
>>17744821Check your browser settings and make sure sound/audio is set to allow
this was supposed to be a nothingburger
>>17744888checked and based
>>17744724Asset takes three years to grow to $100. Takes a month to lose, let's say, 40% of it's value by the end, to be conservative. Now worth $60. Might take another two years+ to return to previous value, not taking into the economic setting that we're in nor the specific details of the company.Sometimes you've got to cut your loses and not miss out on the opportunity cost of greater earnings potential if the fundamentals of the company have changed. It's a case by case basis.
So is the US presidential election cancelled or what?
>>1774421415 of march the real fun begins, this time it's truly Happening.
>>17744583>>17744691We are so sorry for our ineffective approach, we will remedy the issue after our lunch break.
no matter how i look at it i am unhappy
1 hour left, it's now just a matter of how big a bloodbath it'll be.
What did i think of this?
This is the final DOMP, can't have stonks if an economy doesn't exist.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRMkOY9OrbU
Macron speaking right now, frogs translate!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7KR_ApuXQ
>>17744919> mfw biden and sanders get corona and they both DIE
>>17744470what is it?
Inb4 day ends green
>>17744953actually insane
the quran end of times prophecy is filling itself outbuy a quran, read it and pray. allah is merciful, don't miss your chance to repent when death is and hell is on the next corner
1 HOUR LEFT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>17744953Lmao, good job burgers
>>17744662>In 2007-2008, a run on the repo market, in which funding for investment banks was either unavailable or at very high interest rates, was a key aspect of the subprime mortgage crisis that led to the Great Recession.[3] During September 2019, the U.S. Federal Reserve intervened in the role of investor to provide funds in the repo markets, when overnight lending rates jumped due to a series of technical factors that had limited the supply of funds available.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repurchase_agreementI don't believe that congress would ever put such a thing to a vote, let alone agree on it, but what could happen is the FED further intervenes in the repo market and builds up an even more centralized presence under the guise of preventing future runs. This would be legal if it were to be sanctioned by emergency monetary policies voted on by congress or made by executive order.
>>17744890>just give up your wealth broJUST LET ME IN THE SECRET CLUB AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI ALSO HATE PLEBS I WANT TO REDISTRIBUTE WEALTH INTO MY COFFERS YOU FUCKS AHHHHHHH
>Bernie actually thinks that more Americans will die of Coronavirus than the number of American soldiers that died in WW2And you guys think he’s the smart one
>>17744970Cream Lemon. Learn your vintage hentai.
i unironically just lost all my money but it doesnt matter since we are hopefully gonna die anyway
>>17745018hes just mad hell be one of them
>>17744953>can't afford basic testing for the virus>can afford 500 billions for a meme bumpAMERICA FUCK YEAH
Nobody wants to bring their shares into the weeked, so tomorrow wil ldefinitely be another sell off
>>17744976My past lifetimes contradict this though.>>17744953People saw the pump for what it was.Much paper was used on this day. Much paper.
Going to Costco, what should I stock up on to survive the coming months?
>>17745018That seems pretty feasible actually.
Is this the end? Hold me frens im legit worried now.
>>17744953I can't believe fiat currency is FUCKING dead.
Alright guys, assuming you survive, what kind of job will you have in the mad max hellscape that awaits us?I'm gonna find this guy and be his hypeman.
>>17745090pickles, condoms, and a 4K TV
r8
>friday 13th is tomorrowim scared
>>17745018>he doesn't knowOfficial Congressional estimates put the number infected by years end in the US at 75 million to 150 million. Official HHS estimates put the case fatality rate at 1%.So low ball you're looking at 750k dead. 420k Americans died in WWII. The government's not saying it outright, but if you put the pieces together, yes, they expect more dead than WWII.
>>17745090Youll get the virus at costco you fuck. Go on Amazon and sanitize the boxes
>>17745091There can't be that many boomers and smokers
>>17745090>Preparing now It's too late, get a gun before the people who actually prepared put you in the basement for later.
>Bernie using Coronavirus to shill M4AJesus Christ
WHO'S READYFOR THE 3:15 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>17740054Full of shit, Trump proudly started the trade war. Obama was sucking that woolong dong.
>>17744992JUST SPEND ALL DAY WORKING FOR LESS THAN WHAT YOUR LABOR IS WORTH BRO!WEALTH BEING REDISTRIBUTED FOR THE WEALTHY WHILE THE POOR GET NOTHING IS HOW HEALTHY ECONOMIES WORK BRO!IGNORE THE CONSTANT CYCLE OF RECESSIONS, THE SOLUTION IS TO JUST MAKE THE MARKETS MORE FREE THAN BEFOREKONO OOZORA NI TSUBASA WO HIROGETONDE YUKITAI YOKANASHIMI NO NAI JIYUU NA SORA ETSUBASA HATAMEKASEYUKITAI
>>17745129>official congressional estimates
>>17745123market will close for the weekend at -13% screencap this
>>17745018>>17745036He has the best care and is in decent shape though. Worst thatll happen to him is some vomiting maybe. Trump will troll it too, further causing aging commies to have strokes and heart attacks along with their infection.We should start calling this the Boomer Bomb. My univ just went to online classes to try and protect their aging professors> HAHAHAHAI want to start this meme
Jesus, here we go...
>>17745155I've got pic related and a few hundred rounds, but I can't eat bullets. Well, not the way I want to.
>>17745137This. Costco is a Petri dish now.
>>17745129Imagine explaining basic math to someone on an anonymous Armageddon celebration forum.
Third time's the charm right?
>>17745196bro that dude had a heart attack like 2 months ago and hes old as fuck are you retarded hes literally at the most risk of anyone on earth, think about how many people he comes in contact with on a regular basis
>>17745155Already bought 50 packs of ramen 40 bottles of water and 8 toilet rolls, this is for one person in case I get Corona and can't leave the house, not incase of a government shutdown as I don't believe that will happen, if it does I got enough Rice for about a couple of weeks and that's it.
Where the fuck is trump. When it dropped 1k in 2018 he was freaking out on twitter "ITS A GLITCH ITS A GLITCH". What the fuck would he be thinking now?Would his aides say dont tweet after that diaster announcement. has he died from the shock? could biden fucking win now? AAAHHHHHH
>>17745123Friday the 13ths have unironically been some of the luckiest days in my life recently
>>17745244>could biden fucking win now?Bernie is gonna make it after all.
>>17744953lmfao
It’s truly amazing how fucking stoopid our government is and how ignorant they are to shitty financial policies. Fucking dumb ass kikes. GET THE GUILLOTINE
>>17745244That nigga is dead homie APOCALYPSE NOW
>>17745224Youre talking about Bernie though, who is barely alive. And Biden who has had strokes and is sunsetting. Trump could beat both of them to death in a fistfight.
>>17745241>ricewhat if the water turns off?! AAAAAAAAA
>>17745179>JUST SPEND ALL DAY WORKING FOR LESS THAN WHAT YOUR LABOR IS WORTH BRO!YOUR LABOR IS WORTH WHAT YOU AGREE TO SELL IT FOR AND NOTHING MORE BRO>WEALTH BEING REDISTRIBUTED FOR THE WEALTHY WHILE THE POOR GET NOTHING IS HOW HEALTHY ECONOMIES WORK BRO!NO, THAT IS LITERALLY SOCIALISM BRO>IGNORE THE CONSTANT CYCLE OF RECESSIONS, THE SOLUTION IS TO JUST MAKE THE MARKETS MORE FREE THAN BEFOREIGNORE THE FACT THAT ALL OF THAT IS DUE TO CENTRAL BAKING AND FIAT CURRENCY, MONEY MACHINE GO BRRRRRRRretard.
>>17745244Probably finding a way to blame this on Iran or something and start a war
>BRO YOU CANT HAVE HEALTH CARE>BUT YEH 1.5 TRILLION FOR STONKS YEH BUDDY>6 TRILLION FOR FOREIGN WARS YEH BUDDY
>>17745241Get lots of peanut butter. LOTSAlso, boil the ramen then strain it before putting in some more water and the seasoning.Also whats the point of buying the water?Your tap will continue working just fine through this.
>>17745307>Days after being with Trump and Pence.N-nani, are they immune to it? Are Trump and Pence asymptomatic carriers?
>>17745355Exactly this. BURN THIS FUCKER DOWN
Come on you fucking tease, lemme see -9%.
Since we already had a Black Monday this week can we still call this Black Thursday?
>Want to get a gun but currently on probation because of politics.I'm fucking mad as fuck right now. I've been trying to play by the rules now, especially since I was afforded more of a cerebral understanding as to how the world works as compensation for the role I was assigned in teh charade, but EXACTLY WHAT I SAID WOULD HAPPEN has started happening. I wasn't wrong dumb fucks! I was telling you the truth! Why the fuck are our leaders so complacent in maintaining the lies about what's actually going on? Where the fuck is Christ? Tell Him He needs to get His FAT FUCKING ASS out of His bed and get the fuck back to work.
>>17745375The virus can take up to 2 weeks to show symptoms.
>>17745364>he doesn't knowthere be rona in that tap water
>>17745396Thursday the 12th, leading into Friday the 13th.
How can I start the music again
Trump wont get it. he should be dead. The man lives off fast food and never exercises. i doubt corona would get him before heart disease.
>>17745396People will just get hooked on the Friday 13th meme.
>>17745323You're retarded if you can see the tide go out before the tsunamiOh ok wise investor please tell me how giving banks 500bn $ to gamble with while every individual panic sells isn't a manufactured redistribution of wealth to investment banks. I'll wait.>don't worry about the banks!>what do you mean sick leave?
>>17745384think big anoni'm hoping for eod -10%
>>17745404>Want to get a gun but currently on probation because of politics.wut?
Is there gonna be a 3:30 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
>>17745315I have bottled water and am unironically filling up every coke bottle I own with water once used, up to 50 so far.
>>17745241Bring a backpack with you to public buildings and spool off papertowels and TP from the restrooms. Dont try to pry them out, just do pulls on them to get free paper. Id suggest 3 long pulls each from the TP per wad.> t. Live off grid and I do this all the time.
>>17745381I legitimately can't wait for corona-chan to destroy their retirement and hopefully she'll cull a few million of them too
>WarCheck.>PestilenceCheck. Alright, when will the other two show.
Is it actually over, /biz/? Are we well and truly, irrevocably fucked?
>>17744953I truly think this will go down as the biggest amount of money wasted in the least amount of time ever..until tomorrow when the Fed wastes another 500 billion in even less time
>>17744633socialism is only for fat fucking jew pig bankers and financiers
>>17745447>Oh ok wise investor please tell me how giving banks 500bn $ to gamble with while every individual panic sells isn't a manufactured redistribution of wealth to investment banks.that's exactly what it is, and it's called socialism
>>17745496You want the actual answer or the /biz/ answer?
>>17745438There's a single pixel in this post >>17740263 that you can click. Zoom in if you can't see it.
>>17745364Yeah but you never know what's going to happen I once got caught with no water for a day in the UK and no one texted me untill after service resumed, I always keep a reserve I'm just adding to it, besides it cost me literally £3 for 50 bottles of water.
>>17745496Market is still insanely overvalued. We’re just getting warmed up dude. They are gonna need to print tens of trillions and this fucker will still fall.
>>17745496>irrevocablyProbably not irrevocably.Probably.
is this it? we great depression 2.0 now?
>>17745123Nothing will happen tomorrow then the mother of all crashes will happen on monday after more fearmongering on weekend.
>>17745496Nah it's all good, relax and buy when this hits bottom
>>17744633Whites for 100 years kept in camps
>>17745521this is no big deal r-right we are going to make it please tell me we are goung to make it
>>17745536nah tomorrow is friday the 13th, the crash is tomorrow cause it's too poetic not to be
>>17745527>Market is still insanely overvaluedHow the fuck? We're already back to two and a half years ago. Was the entire stock market just larping for the past 10 years?
reminder that Hayek predicted 2008, knew the keynesian model would work temporarily, and predicted exactly this as a repercussion.real capitalism allows failure, and when you bail out the losers theres no end to the cost.
>>17745457It'll make sense to those of us who ever got close to uncovering the truth. A lot of, "criminals", are political prisoners framed for crimes committed by the police. I was framed for a minor crime since I was posting about how everyone spends most of their time in isolation and it's nothing more than charade when people present as if they don't. I hold/held a somewhat high position in academia and they didn't like that I was speaking so clearly about our lives, the show must go on after all, so they framed me for a minor crime on a totally ridiculous pretext to demonstrate they can do that to anyone - even people like me.Here's the takeaway. If you wear a suit and act the part, people will believe you. It doesn't matter if what you're saying is true. All that matters is how good you are at playing the part.
How do I buy a gun. I was hospitalized for suicide I am afraid they will arrest me if I try to buy a gun
>>17745555Yes
>>17745462Probably, though I hope not.If corona-chan is endgame tier, it literally doesn't matter.If it's bad but we'll get through it with more or less the same systems in place afterwards, then today's pump is tomorrow's inflation.If it's a nothing burger then see above, they should be using the opportunity to ease the market down from it's massively overvalued status.I don't care either way, I'm a poor wageslave who's got everything in UVXY and SPXS.
>>17745331>china blames america>iran blames chinain keeping with this, you're after>america blames iran
>>17745473Same, kek
>>17745525So...You know this thing about REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE?you only needed to save your 2 liters soda and juice bottles
>>17745497>sitting on appreciating assets>"""work"""eat shit boomers
>>17745547>Actual answerYeah, it'll probably be a bit uncomfortable but you'll be fine, some setbacks but we'll survive. >/biz/ answerAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17745503Then why is capitalism failing right now?
>>17745582Absolutely Yorgipilled.
>>17745555>1.5T USD buys nothing>Is the market overvalued?
>>17745323>YOUR LABOR IS WORTH WHAT YOU AGREE TO SELL IT FOR AND NOTHING MORE BROPretending that the selling of labor is a contract between two equal parties is false.
>>17745555considering how far removed money has become from actual economic value, the entire stock market is just one big LARP
>>17745473Doing this at uni
>>17745564Tell us of your fall anon.
>>17745507>"vote" for democratic imperial capitalism>get fucked>"vote" for quasi-democratic oligopoly in post-imperialist nation that uses soft decentralized socialism>get fuckedI don't know about you but I don't think the "voting" isn't working anymore
>>17745597BECAUSE WE DONT EVEN HAVE CAPITALISM
>>17745555fracking contributed to bringing us out of 08'now that is off the table with the saudi-russian oil warlet's just say it will be interesting how this all plays out
>>17745590that's because most bizz chads are gambling on the stock markets
>>17745633it took you this long?
>leverage real estate to death>prices dip>debt implodesSurely this time we'll have learned...>leverage stocks to death>prices dip>debt implodesOh no! Who could have seen this happening?
>>17745570They won't arrest you if it comes up hot, just deny you.
>>17745323>YOUR LABOR IS WORTH WHAT YOU AGREE TO SELL IT FOR AND NOTHING MORE BROAN ECONOMIC SYSTEM THAT NECESSITATES THAT THE OWNERS OF CAPITAL UNDERPAY/STEAL THE VALUE OF LABORERS ALSO DETERMINES ARBITRARILY HOW MUCH THE LABOR IS WORTH, SHOCKER>NO, THAT IS LITERALLY SOCIALISM BROWELFARE CAPITALISM FOR THE RICH IS THE OPPOSITE OF SOCIALISM BRO>IGNORE THE FACT THAT ALL OF THAT IS DUE TO CENTRAL BAKING AND FIAT CURRENCY, MONEY MACHINE GO BRRRRRRR"C-CAPITALISM ISN'T THE PROBLEM, IT'S JUST THAT THE BEST ITERATION OF CAPITALISM ISN'T IMPLEMENTED!"
>>17744542KEK
>>17744953Explain to a brainlet how does this bump happened and why
>>17745573How do you sustain an entire market on nothing but larping for 12 straight years?
>>17744626basado
is it 4 yet
>>17745621>party 1: i will give you money>party 2: ok>(You): *autistic screeching*
>>17745646Imagine if they had spent that on healthcare
>>17745680FED dropped 500 BILLION of taxpayer purchasing power on a sinking ship.
>>17745585Yeah and I'm reusing them I'll also use them as containers for the plants I'm growing. I can't reuse them if I'm dead anon.
>>17745652I'm just memeing.If you believe in revolution you're a bit too late (almost 300 years) to the party.The whiskey rebellion should've won.
>>17745680Fed printed money, money into markets, markets don't care
>>17745570they wont let you because you couldn't contain your retard spaghetti, but ask mexicans, they love illegal guns and can hook you up with good stuff.
>>17745696by convincing everyone else that you are not larping
>>17745674I'm not that guy, but to say that because some things all fall under one category and one implementation has failed on an extraordinary level does not mean all other things within that category are inherent extraordinary failures.this goes for all ideas
>>17745680FED pledged 1.5 trillion in 2 days to raise confidence. It worked until people realized that if they need to do in the first place then it's all ogre.
>>17745696Because fiat money is an illusion, one that people fell for the first time around because they didn’t even know what was going on. People aren’t as stupid this time around.
>>17744746You the kind of faggot that get to the gulag first
>>17745707No, more like>I will give you only enough to survive and maybe afford a holiday abroad once every 8 years if you scrounge are single and have no pets.
>>17745680because that faggot jerome printed money that we will have to pay later and injected it into the markets hoping to reinvigorate this bloated stinking corpse of an economy for a while longer. It failed horribly
>>17745527>>17745554>>17745573>>17745533>>17745617>>17745615>>17745555> John Denver Rocky Mountain High starts playing from Final Destination when the teacher was dying
>>17745756wait what's the other trillion?
>>17745707>party 1: i will give them this much money>party 2: good, that will keep them under my thumb and in debt to me. I'll fund that>party 3: is this where I show up to work?
END THE FED, TELL YOUR FRIENDS
>>17745756It was the exact same reaction as the rate cut.>Neat, a rate cut!>...>Oh shit, a rate cut!
We -9% nao>>177458013 500B bonds, scroll up
>>17745630Sometimes we aren't as anonymous as we'd like to think we are. What is there to fear if you're right with Christ?
>>17745680A bank that's never been audited printed a bunch of money that doesn't exist to try and enhance confidence in the stonk market which people decades from now will still be paying off because the money is fucking voodoo but the debt is real and the FED sure the fuck ain't paying it out of their wallet.
>>17744953It costs five hundred billion dollars to pump this index ... for twelve minutes.
>>17745812Ron Paul could have prevented this
>-8.98%
>-9% again after that retarded bounce
>>17745554WAIT>March madness>Corona>Oil>Market instability>friday the 13thok I'm getting black out drunk tommorow I want to wake up to a nuclear sunrise.
bear bros, when do we buy?
9%. where is the pump
W-WHY ISN’T IT STOPPING?! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!
>>17745739You're blinder than dead bat soup if you don't see the banks rubbing their hands right now my man. "Markets don't care" is code in your post for "Retards are losing their minds and big banks are cleaning up."
>>17745876No more paper
>>17745637>american and russian oil collapses>saudi oil is gonna explode with the rest of the middle eastMusk is going to own the planet by the end of next year.
>it's up
Should I buy calls for tomorrow's relief rally?
Remember to resort to cannibalism BEFORE you start starving, that way you're stronger than the fools that wait until they're emaciated and dying before resorting to human flesh.
Where the fuck is /biz/onacci?? Someone get him on the phone to make sense of all this.
>>17745855
>>17741044>Wuhan Wipeout Nice. Would have also accepted something like "From Bat to Bear"
>>17745780>>17745811until the next guy comes over offering everyone better standards and everyone flocks to him either through already existing means or through innovation, thus improving everyone's quality of life and the cycle repeats. unless of course the guy isn't kept off the market by arbitrary regulation or corporate subsidies and so on.
Did they actually pump or did they promise to pump and people bought in?
>>17745832Nothing, because I am. Best of luck friend.
>>17745934We just don't know
>>17745707>party 2: I need money to not die>party 1: ok slave who is beholden to me for survival, you will accept however much money I want to give you or you will accept your death>libertarians: it's just a contract bro
>>17745934NY FED actually pumped
>>17745851By my math, that's $41666.6666 Million per minute.
>>17745851I fucking peed fuck
>>17744531What has the history of China got to do with the history of sanctions, which clearly show they don't work. You don't have to make them Most Favored Nation and export all your industries. Just leave countries alone and mind your own business. I'm old enough to remember when live and let live was the dominant ideology of America.
imagine owning stocks lmao
SHOULDA BOUGHT THE GOLD FUCKOS BUT NO, YOU NEEDED THAT DEBT PAPER, HERE WE GO THE RIDE IS STARTED.
>>17745851KEK
>>17745943As am I. To you as well.
>>17745934Does it matter?
>>17745934The announcement of the pump was what caused the bounce but they did pump that first $500 billion in at 1:30 PM.
>>17741279Artificial life supportNO BRAKES
>tfw I've been sitting 30% cash reserves since 2017Let's hurry up and hit bottom so I can get back in
>>17745915>mfw 3 kindergartners near my houseMeat never left the menu
>>17745851Quality fucking post.
>not even the power of brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr can stand against corona-changod i'm rock fucking hard right now
>No 3:30 pumpOh shit.
>>17745934pumped 500 billion today but also promised to pump an additional 1 trillion. So 1.5 trillion total
>>17745714It's not quite that simple. Theoretically, as long as the market restores, all those who took 1.5 trillion credit from fed to buy shit now will make mad gains and use said gains to pay the credit back. So, it's still a """credit""", and not just free money. The problem comes from the fact that not only the market might not come back, it might fail right fucking now despite the pump and make it clear that banks will be unable to pay in three months right now, making the situation immensely worse.
>>17745959>666.6666I fucking love this timeline, fuck the boring timelines.
>>17745933>until the next guy comes over offering everyone better standards and everyone flocks to him either through already existing means or through innovationSlaveowners 1-4: We agree to offer the slaves this token money for their laborSlaveowner 5: oh yeah well I will offer moreSlaveowners 1-4 proceed to ally with each other to force slaveowner 5 off the marketThe status quo continues uninterrupted
>>17745851
>>17746002>eating the people with the least food on themNever going to make it.
tried to 'buy the dip'... I bought way too early.
>>17745876printer machine broke
> -9% > -9% > -9% > -9% > -9%
>>17746055
>>17746001when is bottom?
>>17746055Everyone gets got. The important thing is you learned to wait to hit bottom next time.
>>17746026CAPITAL SOCIALISM LMAO
>>17746055You moron this is gonna go on for months, just cash out and chill
AND I FEEL AND I FEEL AND I FEEL FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
>>17744953
We're sustaining -9% This is devastating
>>17746046>Slaveowners 1-4 proceed to ally with each other to force slaveowner 5 off the marketyou mean they all with the government to force "slaveowner" 5 off the market with the aforementioned regulatory capture
>>17746087H E L LELL
>>17746055kek
>>17746055same bought in late feb/early march and now I'm -19% down
>This is nice music, Corona-chan. I'm happy you're only killing old people.
DIE MUTHA FUCKA DIE MOTHA FUCKA DIE
What is this song?
>>17746087When it levels then climbs for a couple weeks.
Ooh baby, can we hit -10%?
>Where'd the fucking music go?!?!
bros...where's the bottom...
PUUUUUUMP EEEEEET
>>17746115No, I don't mean to imply any such thing because they could do this equally as efficiently by instigating a price war and making deals with their mutual suppliers, no government needed.
>>17746147https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhYHwtEMJM
bros I'm scaredthis is like that scene from Neo Tokyo where the audience goes from ecstatic to horrified as the racecars keep exploding
>>17746087when it hits 1000
Wow, powers that be really don't want to end the market on -9.
>>17746182I think stocks can't go into the negative.
OUR LAST BASTION IS THE 200 SMA ON THE MONTHLYIF THAT BREAKS THIS IS A DEPRESSION, A TOTAL COLLAPSE OF THE ECONOMIC SYSTEM
Aren't they going to waste the 1.5 billion at this rate?
10% ????
>>17746087Bottom?
>>17741676>limitlol
back the truck up on T?
how will it open tomorrow?
>>17744148Rewatch Snow White, which was made fucking 50 years before
>>17746238Trillion* with a t
>>17746270repeat of today
9
>>17746270Blood red.
Should I sell my 4/17 ccl 20p? It’s up over 400%
How do I enable the music, it's not coming up for me
>>17746317>>17746287sounds amazing
Is Deutsche Bank actually fucked or are people just memeing. What would happen if they went under?
>>17746320https://www.youtube.com/embed/H9hc8dD0aFE?&autoplay=1
>>17746203>instigating a price war yes, it's called competition, and the way it goes is that the one delivering a better product, workspace standards and/or service wins in the end, provided no interference (such as, for example, arbitrary regulations that only one party can afford to carry out, or one party receiving massive amounts in subsidies) takes place
will the mods keep the sticky for tomorrow or just today?
>>17746341germany would attempt to bailout, then collapse. followed by rest of EU
>>17746346Whoops>>17746323
T yielding over 6.5%, talk me off the ledge
>>17746341They'd get free money by mother merkel.
>>17746374b-but Germany is stronk. I am sure we could bail it out. r-right?
Just dropped ~$100 each on all my oil stocks yesterday, dollar cost averaging a bit. I'm trying to maintain cash in case of even more spectacular losses, or if banks start collapsing. Also my one pharmaceutical dropped pretty low again so I DCA'd a bit there, too.This crash is comfy as fuck, especially now that this music is playing. I almost don't want to hit submit and miss out on this great music.
Will it hit 10?Will I wake up tomorrow? Do I want to?
>>17746270Under 20kIt'll be remembered as the black swan dive of Friday the 13th.
>>17746341They are fucked, but we don't know how fucked until it happens. You better be prepared.
>>17745148its not only boomers and smokers. obese people and people with diabetes are also affected a lot by this, and america has plenty of those
>Deutsche Bank lost 18.5% and is now the lowest it has ever been, ever.
>hurr what about da inflationlmao no one in /biz/ even knows what a repo is
>>17746376do a backflip
post yfw the media overhyping this is a ploy to destroy anon's portfolio and get mr. goldberg a few billion in the process
9% BABY
>>17746421he was fine btw, missed the rocks by a hair's breadth.
>>17746409Too early on oil IMO, there will be dividend cuts, buyouts and bankrupts still to come.
When do I buy?
GuysDo you even realize that $500b have been erased in 2 hours? Can you even understand how much money that is?
lmao this post actually going into the history books. post yfw future 2050 classrooms will be reading about "the everything bubble liquidty crash" in terms of black people selling crack rocks.
>>17746395>dax -12,24%very stronk
>>17746409Owning stock is really a win-win situation. If they go up you make money. If they go down you can despairpost on /biz/
>>17746465who cares it's just numbers, none of it is real lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Thursday_(2020)WIll there be Black Friday (2020)?
>>17746465It's zero because federal reserve notes are fiat currency and thus have no value.
>>17746465can only imagine how much is gonna be lost tomorrow
>>17746464wait for it to reach the bottom
>>17746446 i did, 50 shares. wish me luck!seems to be climbing a bit
>>17746087>bottomHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHDHSHAHSHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAaaaaaaaaaa
>>17746503WHAT FUCKING BOTTOM
PUMP EET
>>17745636>we don't have an economy where private actors produce goods for profit made with other people's laborokay retard
>>17746465They didn't go away. The boomers all grabbed them to ensure their comfortable retirement while you hold the debt and the worthless papers.
IT'S JUST A FINANCIAL COLLAPSE BRO
>>17746270
>>177464651/10 no trigger discipline
>>17746465>Can you even understand how much money that is?no
>>17746524ITS BEARS ALL THE WAY DOWN.
>>17746488
It's over bros
Is it over
>>17746488Gee I hope so
>>17741963https://voca.ro/e1XKp0qfrH0I dont know how to music
>>17746566checked
>>17745972Sanctions aren't going to hurt America in any significant mean anyway, so why not use some gesturing to tell them they're not welcomed?
Definitely a dead cat bounce at some point tomorrow, plus fed 500 billion pump. That's when we strike with more puts and SQQQ.
Why's it called a bear market, anyway? Is it because a bear swipes downward or something to do with selling bear skins?
>>17746572IT'S NOT FUCKING OVER
OH NO NO NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY DOW AT 30K EOM
>>17746553Do you even gat bro?Those meth got perfect trigger discipline, that little guard around the trigger is a finger rest.
>>17746566lmao
>>17746460I don't think this oil price war is going to go very long, Russia needs to sell at a certain price to balance their budget and that price is above break even for shale producers. SA needs an even higher price to balance their budget.This is going to be a temporary shock, and if it's not, I think there will be bailouts. It's an election year and Trump's entire campaign is/was going to be focused on the economy.
>>17746579You need to focus on pronunciation, along with everyone else whoever attempted karaoke kek.
>one of the biggest market shift in our lifetime>only 1001 posts on /biz/wtf bros?
>>17746579cute
>>17746618Because you're buying while the market is 'hibernating'.
https://youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY
>>17745323If it was worth what you sold it for the capitalist wouldn't buy it. He intends on making a profit out of you.
>>17746355>argument about how treating selling of labor in a free market as a freely-signed contract is stupid due to the power imbalance between the employer and laborer, that "selling" of labor is more akin to a slave being kept alive by his master >"but dude what if some employers try to offer higher wages as an incentive">counter that this is a nonfactor because in a free market such efforts are easily and swiftly punished, so that the status quo returns>"ok yeah well that's, like, the market working as intended and shit"I'll take your concession
>>17746633It's a rolling sticky.
>>17746563
>>17746465https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2AvU2cfXRk
>>17746618Jewish occult archetypes, you wouldn't understand.
>>17746630I'm a filthy kraut with a chipped tooth bro, its the best i can do
DOW JONES IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEEABSOLUTE LOSSES
>>17746618Eh, where in the fuck did you come from? Ah no matter, I'll educate you and make you better:Bear: Bears hibernate, means stillness.Bull: Bulls disrupt and move wildly, also fuck your wife, means market is going up like the BBC when you suck it.Corona: Shoulda put lime in it when you could.
>>17746055The bottom is the copper wiring in the walls around you. You should have left the country to a North or South hemisphere by now if you're worried.Me? I'm hoping by the end of this I'll have made some better friends.
>>17746531When those goods and profits aren't the basis for economy or even connected to it in any meaningful way, it's pretty safe to say we don't have capitalism when we move above the average working man.In capitalism the shitty players are allowed to fail. In this system the state bails out big players over and over again until they can't bail them out anymore and the whole house of cards fails.
>>17746633its a rotating sticky it deletes posts older than 1k'ish. its been a ride.
>>17746608u wot?
>>17746666strawmanning isn't a good argument
>fed won't let it go below 9 kek
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17746648thanks bro
>Guys if we keep throwing money at it it'll make it go away>OK so throwing money at it didn't work.... how about a LARGER SUM OF MONEY>hmmm.... both attempts didn't work, well if at first you don't succeed....How is the fed this fucking retarded??????
>>17746722I thought you were supposed to put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up
>>17746566>>17746602Major bogpill there
NINE AND A FUCKING HAAAAALF
>>17746717I CANNOT LIVEI CANNOT BUYMARKET MY HOLDING CELL
>>17746471Germany has been fat and complacent for decades now. This isn't surprising.
>>17745914there wont be. everyone will dump their stocks for the weekend.Italy quarantined.Soon the rest of Europe will be tooAmerica is lagging a week behind, so next week it's your turn muriciansand then the relief rally will start
>>17746465Do you even know what repos are you dumb cunt?
>9.5 Holy shit.
>>17746717-10% GO GO GOGO GO GO YOU CAN DO IT CORONA-CHAN!!! GIVE HER YOUR ENERGY!!!
>>17746763Because a guy with orange hair is screaming at them that stonks must go up because his whole campaign is that stonks will go up, not down.
>>17746717WE WILL WE WILLPUMP YOU
>DOW actually closes below 9
I can't even type fast enough where is my EOD PUMP???????
9,5 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>17746633Checked and congrats on the newfag (you)s.
>>17746807B for Bobo energyB
S&P 2,498.86Welp, I should have learned a trade
>commies predict the apocalipse because muh capitalism is evil>it never comes>chinese communist government engineers a super virus and releases it on the world>"see we told you the apocalipse was coming lmao capitalism is evil"
>>17746807GO CORONA-CHAN! GO! TAKE MY ENERGY
>>17746666quads wasted on retarded strawman>counter that this is a nonfactor because in a free market such efforts are easily and swiftly punished, so that the status quo returns>"ok yeah well that's, like, the market working as intended and shit"yeah no i said that's called government intervention (aka socialism) and wouldn't exist in a free market.
>>17746763They're making snap decisions because six "experts" in a room told them it would fix it and that there's no time to waste, just trust them.
9.8AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S HAPPENING 10%
Let's get those double digits!!!!!!
>>17746843>apocalipse
>>17746825I'm sweating furiously right now
10
BELOW 21.3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p554R-Jq43A
>>17746763What else are they supposed to do, admit that their money is worth less than the cloth it's printed on? They're trying to trick people into thinking they're confident in the state of the market, because this fake monopoly money scam all runs on the concept that people remain convinced that money can actually be infinitely traded for service with zero (ZERO) value backing it other than an IOU.
it broke 10%
>>17746633B-bros are you ok, you are fine r-right?
>9.69%WE DID IT BOYS! WE'RE AT A NEW LOW!
LAST MINUTE FREEFALL FED CAN'T KEEP UP
>>17741952I love you corona-chan
>>17746373Hope it stays a while, comfy af
-10%>-10%-10%>-10%-10%>-10%-10%>-10%-10%>-10%-10%>-10%-10%>-10%-10%>-10%-10%>-10%-10%>-10%-10%>-10%-10%>-10%
>>17746843If you think China is communist then you are literally retarded lmao
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
-10>-10-10>-10-10>-10-10>-10AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17746801Yes dumb cunt.
GO GO GO GO GO GO DOUBLE DIGIT GANG
I HAVE N-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>10%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Fed has capitulated, I repeat the Fed has capitulated.
Well, thats it boyshttps://youtu.be/i49BFXhhsiE
>-10.06%>-10.06%>-10.06%>-10.06%>-10.06%
9.99LMAOLMAOLMAO
>9.7
20xxxHAHAHAHA fucking kek
>>17746801L M A O go away tourist, we literally broke repo before most major news sites just by looking at the feds balance sheet.
>-10%
-10% Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>17745880>-9.99%https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lbGAzo9RrM
COMPLETE CAPITULATION
ITS ALL OVER ONLY DARKNESS NOW
>-9.99%PFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEREWEGO
>-9.99%
>Stuck at 9.99 YOU CANNOT HOLD THE TIDE WITH A BROOMSTICK, FED
9.99% Fucking chem em
yfw -10%
>9.99More like>666Satanic occult trips sell signal. It's ogre.
OH THE HUMANITY
>>17746763doing actual stimulus would only help regular people, not the bankers and their friends
Arise, arise, Investors of /biz/!Fell deals awake: losses and bankruptcy!Stocks shall be shaken, funds be splintered,a volatile day, a red day, ere the DOW plummets!Trade now, trade now, trade! Trade for ruin and the market's ending!DEBT! DEBT! DEBT!
>ITS STUCK AT 9.99ITS STUCK AT 9.99>ITS STUCK AT 9.99ITS STUCK AT 9.99>ITS STUCK AT 9.99ITS STUCK AT 9.99>ITS STUCK AT 9.99ITS STUCK AT 9.99>ITS STUCK AT 9.99ITS STUCK AT 9.99>ITS STUCK AT 9.99ITS STUCK AT 9.99>ITS STUCK AT 9.99ITS STUCK AT 9.99>ITS STUCK AT 9.99ITS STUCK AT 9.99>ITS STUCK AT 9.99ITS STUCK AT 9.99>ITS STUCK AT 9.99ITS STUCK AT 9.99>ITS STUCK AT 9.99ITS STUCK AT 9.99>ITS STUCK AT 9.99ITS STUCK AT 9.99>ITS STUCK AT 9.99ITS STUCK AT 9.99>ITS STUCK AT 9.99ITS STUCK AT 9.99>ITS STUCK AT 9.99ITS STUCK AT 9.99
>>177316039.99 = 6.66 its unironically fucking happening guys. get ready for a new paradigm
>>17746864>>17746857>>17746896MY BIG 10 INCH
ANOTHER RECORD FOLKS
>>17746963Flip it over and you’ll see...
>9.99%That's the biggest HODL I've ever seen. Beautiful.
>>17746726>In capitalism the shitty players are allowed to fail.that's what they tell you to get you to think this is some sort of fair and natural system. it's not. capitalism is like war. all is fair, people cheat if they can, they say one thing and do another, they lie they cheat they deceive they steal, because at the end of the day it's about profit and nothing else. Every single capitalist who tells you you can't have handouts will rip your arm off if you offered them one.
CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM CHECK EM>CHECK EM
NEIN NEIN NEIN
*cough* *cough* *cough*
>>17746975NOTHING IS WRITTEN
>>17731603AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17746985
>-9.99
well I lost my hard earned money that I worked years for, but at least I'm here with you all
>AMD $39
FUTURES AT -11%
PUMP ME TO THE MOONOR LET ME PLAY AMONG THE DIRT
>>17731603REMEMBER FELLA ALWAYS LISTEN TO DIGITS, 21K WAS 100% CERTAIN
I don't know a thing about stocks beyond the fact that it involves money, someone explain how bad things are right now
Anyone else toss in a couple hundred at the close for shits and gigs?
>>17747025Kek
An unmitigated disaster.
>bitcoin not freefalling anymoreis this the part where we get trololo'd or does it really fall to 3k?
>>17746999>>17746999>>17746999>>17746999>>17746999>>17746999>>17746999
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>VIX at 76>it didn't even break 60 during 2008
>>17747060I'm holding you anon
It’s basically the 4th worst percentage drop in history guys. Beats 1 record from the legendary 1929.Only 2 other records from 1929 and the 1987 Black Monday scored a worse percentage drop
>>17747074you will soon be using dollarinos as toilet paper
highly-contagious virus + stock market crashis this finally the long-awaited answer to the boomer question?
>>17747074Worst day in over 30 years. Worse than 08.
>>17745179>JUST SPEND ALL DAY WORKING FOR LESS THAN WHAT YOUR LABOR IS WORTH BRO!"Labor" have no intrinsic value.
>>17747108god i hope so
its overthis is your life nowyou were alive and in your prime during the world's second great depressionremember 4chanyoure here forever
>>17747074everything will be back to normal in 40 days or less, unless the virus mutates or some sick shit
>>17747074>pic related.
Based, I'm ready for the end of the world.
>>17747108Don't forget Arabia's oil squeeze.
>>17747074Let me explain it with a food analogy.So you went into a restraurant and paid them to fix you a five course meal, but instead the waiter died, your five course meal is gone, the restaurant burned down and a homeless man shanked you on the way home with a shit covered shiv.Also your girlfriend called to tell you she's leaving you. Oh and your dog died.
>>17747105>Beats 1 record from the legendary 1929Jesus christ we might actually be looking at the second great depression if this keeps up.
>>17747108>their retirement becomes worthless>kill themselves>or corona chan kills themI'm thinking it is
The world ended in 2012. Only clown world now.
>>17747087AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17743290Global stock markets are in fucking free fall and the government can't stop it. The fed just tried and it did nothing.We're gonna have another great depression HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>17747137History truly does repeat itselfSoon, war.
B E A U T I F U L
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av5Jb52yFBohey moonif i was to fall, i won't fall so deepthough i doubt i'm gonnayou can wake me up if you wanna
how TF are these jews holding at 9.99
dead rapers sound betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4LsQ_kdLh0
>>17746488It'll be "Fuckit I'm Out Friday."
>>17745112Home repairs
>>17747137I WAS READY FOR THIS SHIT AND I AM SOMEHOW STILL LOSING MONEYHOWW/??????
>>17747088Quite the bloody nose there
>>17747177This unfortunately
>>17745244Nah he ded
>>17747177This is the way the world endsNot with a bangBut with stonks
Wish I knew more about the economy to realize what's going on, but I kinda like it
Trump is finished
>>17745112just because its the end of the world doesnt mean we have to strap random garbage to our boddies nigga
>>17747137I just wanted to see people on Mars. Why does this timeline suck so much?
Ima watashi no negaigoto gaKanau naraba tsubasa ga hoshiiKono senaka ni tori no you niShiroi tsubasa tsukete kudasaiKono oozora ni tsubasa wo hirogeTonde yukitai yoKanashimi no nai jiyuu na sora eTsubasa hatamekaseYukitaiKodomo no toki yume mita kotoIma mo onaji yume ni miteiruKono oozora ni tsubasa wo hirogeTonde yukitai yoKanashimi no nai jiyuu na sora eTsubasa hatamekaseKono oozora ni tsubasa wo hirogeTonde yukitai yoKanashimi no nai jiyuu na sora eTsubasa hatamekaseYukitai
>>17747177>NumbersConsider me officially spooked.
4TH LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP IN HISTORY
>>17747166keked and checked
>>17747271Our destiny is out there in the stars. Fear not anon.
>>17747260Everything is fireBuy gunsAmmoFoodWaterSuppliesNo one is coming so save you, only the raiders looking for boipussy
>>17747278Tomorrow as it drops below 20k it's going to be the worst drop.
>>17747108I've long maintained that Corona-chan is a gift from heaven to free us from the cancerous leeches the elderly have become. They will pass on their wealth and stop wasting the government's money and now we can start hunting down the migrants they let in and restore our country.Thank you Corona-chan!
>me not jerking off didn’t save the worldNofap doesn’t work guys, we are free to masturbate whenever we want now.
>>17747277>>17747177ch...checked 0_0
Oh wow it's nothing.LMAO @ all of you pathetic death-cult incels thinking this is something big. It's gonna be over in a week.
Is it really THAT bad?
>>17747278then there's this faggot. Just ignoring the total meltdown of our financial system
>>17745355YOU DONT OWN NUFFIN GOYIM
IT'S JUST A FLU BRO
GET FUCKED JEWSGET FUCKED FEDGET FUCKED CORPORATE AMERICAGET FUCKED BOEINGGET FUCKED DISNEYGET FUCKED FUCKING STOCK BUYBACKSGET FUCKED FINANCIAL ENGINEERINGGET FUCKED OBAMAGET FUCKED HANK PAULSON GET FUCKED BERNANKE GET FUCKED YELLEN GET FUCKED JPOW
>>17747138>unless the virus mutatesAnon, it mutated once already. The mutation is what China has. The rest of the world got the original strain.
>>17747329i doubt it can drop 23%
>>17747138>implying this is about the virusNone of this is about the virus. It's all just about the overzealous containment measures enacted by spooked boomer governments.
>>17747270It's the excuse I've been looking for.
The music isn't playing for me, what do?
nothingburger
>>17747368I want her to be real bro
>>17747277This is it. The gates of heaven are open.Brace for impact.
>-9.99%>That free fall at the end
Why can't I hear the song? Everything is enabled, please I wanna listen to it
>>177473290% this happens. Today is the panic. This was it. Tomorrow we're likely to gap down again, but the initial force was today.
>>17747374You'd be surprised what a little panic can do to some people.
>>17747201the moon chased the sun out of the skygoodbye sun! the night's begunthe moon chased the sun out of the skygoodbye sunshine! the night is mine
>>17747355>108>108 temptations
>>17747343I have never felt more certain that I need to have a gun and doomsday kit. I thought we hit peak fear, I couldn't imagine what was more panic. After fear is cold skin goosebumps, it is acceptance of what is to come.
>>17747374because of the fed yes
>>17747376> Fed Bazooka> Fails to halt BearsIm literally rolling on the floor right now
How are they holding onto 9.99 for so long?
>>17747205It's a sign from Moloch, dumbass.
>some expect another 20% drop before next upward trend
>>17747405She's as real of a shitposter as me or any other anon on this board or the internet in general.We made he real. Welcome to hyperreality.
>>17747371>implying they loseOnly losers are the ones close to retirement. Big corps are gonna reap the rewards like they did in 2008. Failure doesn't disqualify you from handouts if you're rich.
>>17747469based tourist
>>17731603It's over, /biz/. The market cleaned us out today. $156K gone in an afternoon.
>BIGGEST PERCENTAGE LOSS SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION
I'm going to take about a 10 minute shower. Will there still be an economy when I come back? I'm half expecting to hear 7 trumpet horns soon.
how to invest now?
Just woke up in Straya. How far will the ASX fall?
>>17747429>This was it.This market has so much further to fall this hasn't even properly started yet.Now that people realize that fed is entirely powerless to put even a small dent to this fall, things are just going to get worse and worse.
>>17747469Good one man
So, why's it stuck at -9.99%, is the system broken then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSDN1pmFX0IEnd of Line
>https://viewsync.net/watch?v=rIos0ya-yss&t=0&v=oIscL-Bjsq4&t=144&v=bGgKdDCJx5o&t=782&v=EmB0Nfdo3wg&t=60&v=kxHrwytmTW4&t=0&mode=solohere you go, the anthem of destruction.
ive never been on this board before and i dont really know anything about stocks or finance.do i buy the dip or do i buy the toilet paper?
4TH LARGEST DROP IN STOCK MARKET HISTORYALREADY CONFIRMED ON WIKIPEDIAHAHA HOLY FUCK
>>17747376daburrswinslol
You can't lose if you don't sell
>>17746848I mentioned price wars and dealing with suppliers, anon, as mechanisms to push the uncooperative employer out of the market. Where exactly is the government intervention? Keep up.
>>17747405I don't like that the virus that'll most likely kill my parents is so goddamned cute
>>17747376THANKS FOR THE MONEY BEARS WIN AGAIN.IVE MADE MORE MONEY IN 2 DAYS OF A BEAR THAN IN 3 YEARS OF A BULL.
OH MY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT OH MY MOTHERFUCKERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17747507there's always tomorrow
IS IT TIME TO BUY YETWHAT LEVEL DO I BUY?16 000?
>>17747501There are two scenarios. One, we recover and it's back to the status quo. Two, we collapse and money doesn't matter anyway since it's effectively worthless. I don't understand those here who wish for the collapse yet have no plan for what comes after.
>>17747505You can't clean your ass with stonks, lad.
>>17745113switch condoms for lube
>>17747429>>17747374>>17747374>>17747329> Oh no no no no noQanon says dead cat bounce March 15thWe're about to find out something truly disturbing
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-30-futuresdow futures down 10% already. the assraping will continue
monday will be the bigest drop since 29
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE TO COME! DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL!
>>17747368>>17747405im never into 2d at all but desu.......that's pretty hot
>>17742587There used to be a system of natural corrections when the market was more simplistic, not automated by massive international networks, AI/bots, severe domino effect chains of shell companies buying and selling (essentially gambling) each other's shadows. This was of course when the stock market was only really managed by small groups, keeping the top class in check. Globalization and modern times have changed all that of course. Extreme highs and lows. Bubbles on bubbles. The stock market is just a reflection of the relationship between capital and material goods, which can be manipulated as much as say daylight savings time. Fearing for the worst here.
>>17747505You ride this shit out for quite a while. If you buy now, you'll probably lose a shitton of money tomorrow.
>>17747271Space travel was always a meme, it's never going to happen no matter what the next few years bring.
>>17747499I've been up all night watching this. Gonna stay up to see how much of a dumpster fire the ASX is.
>>17747469erm.,.. anon are you trolling?
>>17747504beautiful, it's like music to my ears
>>17747587Post an archive link or fuck off with your conspiracies.Then fuck off anyhow schizoid.
>>17747560do you think coronavirus crisis will be solved tomorrow lad?
>bull market that started with Obama ends with TrumpCan you imagine how seething he is right now?
>>17743013You obviously stole this from /out
Hmm, looks like the stock market computer is crashed lads, -9.99% and not moving, shall we ctrl-alt-del?
Brokers are going to be jumping off the roof by the end of tomorrow mark my fucking words
>>17747502cute tourist poster
>>17745123tomorrow was my last chance at redemption as a full neet for 4 years and I didn't even studyshit, I'm gonna get kicked out
>>17747538>you don't like mommy corona having bants protecting you from the scourge of this planet while giving you immunity>>17747601based
>>17747565Status Quo in general is DEADNot just in stocks, but in regular life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
OUR ECONOMY IS THE STRONGEST ITS EVER BEEN, LOL!
b-but what about buttcoins, why aren't falling anymore? bls fall, I wanna buy ;_;
>>17747675Great. What happens next?
>>17747665They’re making the most money off this my guy.
>>1774756010k.
>still stickyDRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF
>>17747587kys qfagback to /x/ with your shit
im thinkin 15k
>>17747654>on track to lose all the gains since he took office within a few weeksPlatinum mad.
>>17747651He was right about the first bounce.Anyway it can be googled
>>17747621I have a couple of thousand on a fund and was thinking of just continually buying until it goes backup. I mean, its going to go backup eventually right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ9xveRsWxo
>>17747693"THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS" -Donald J. Trump; 03/11/20
>>17747636no explain
>line go down? just print a few trillion more hahaEconomics is the easiest shit ever
b-but what about buttcoins, why aren't falling anymore? bls fall, I wanna buy ;_;...
>>17747177Checked and warpilled.
>>17747504
>>17747771This man, literally just write extra zeroes on the end. What the fuck's all this panic about?
>>17747665Mabye at a family owned firm lol.What are they gonna do kill themselves via 7 ft drop?This is the run on the banks. Bulls hitting sell on any device they can find.
that scene in the revenant except dicaprio is the fed unsuccessfully trying to kill a bear and getting mauled
>>17747750pray it's enough for him to lose the election.
>>17747761>mean, its going to go backup eventually right?do your due diligence firstIm not saying it wont biunce back up but you clearly havent done your readings if you are saying that shit
>>17747713you're probably right, 2009 lows were around 7K
>>17747560when the vaccine comes out
>>1774787330,000 by november
>>17747887I'm gonna DCA into crypto every paycheck, idgaf it's gonna stay like this for a while now
wich level of tumbling down are we in
>>17747968Down down to goblin town
>>17747429Dude you're an idiot. This hasn't even hit tech yet. Let me know when NFLX is at 20 times earnings, maybe then I'll believe we have a fairly valued market. 180 is my bottom for Apple.
Tourist here. What's the best news source for /biz/nessmen?
what the fuck does the federal reserve think they're going to manage the jig is up wtflmfaowe are far and long over the waterfall now
>>17747623Just because Nasa and other government agencies just turned into complacent wellfare programs for engineers and middle managers after Apollo, doesn't mean it's all impossible.We were almost back on track right now. SpaceX is moving stupid fast and doing really cool shit and Bezos is gonna have his big dick rocket ready next year as well. We could've really went places in the next 10 years if there would've been money to spend on it. Now all that shit arrives exactly when governments will be in crisis mode for the next few years. Shit sucks.Maybe Musk can fund his own shit with Starlink, but who knows if that'll work.
>>17747968Returning to nothing, you can (not) invest.
YOU CANT JUST PUMP THE MARKET WITH TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS FEDTHIS WONT WORKTHE ENTIRE $500 BILLION YOU PUMPED TODAY DIDNT DO SHITINTEREST RATES CUT TO ZERO WONT DO SHITTHE TRILLION DOLLAR PUMP TOMORROW WONT DO SHITYOU'RE GOING TO CAUSE HYPERINFLATIONSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>17747968the part where the lyrics cease and it just jams the fuck out dudebased KST
>>17747773Divestment usually hits more resilient markets at slower paces.It is gonna fucking drop.I predict btc under 4k eventually link to 2 dollars because those hodlr retards will die with their paper wallets stitched to the inside of their rectums.
Why isn't the music playing for me?I tried disabling 4chanX and still nothing
>>17747988>>17747999
>>17743496Stay mad faggot
This is a literal nothingburger. It's going to be back to normal in like a week. It's nothing more than a cold.
Post yfw you get to see the roman empire fall 2.0
w-wheres the bottom...
>>17747968"i've been a fool to myself"
>>17747988kek
>>17748081mfw what comes after is even worse
>>17747992This sticky
>>17748081LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN
they are going to bounce back in less than a year right?
>>17748074Go back to work, Dahnald.
>0.00441% of the Chinese population confirmed w/ Coronavirus>3.981% of that 0.00441% have diedWhy are we freaking out about this again? At this rate with everything going on hold, Coronavirus cases in the US could peak in a week and begin to fall.
>>17748074ahahaha llet's augh at this retard
>>17747968
>>17748106who are these operators?
>>17745123Jason is gonna cut your stocks in half
>>17748081
>>17748157Corona was just the straw that broke the camel's back, this entire fucking economy since 2008 is built on nothing.
>>17748182HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I have zero financial knowledge and 20kUSD to my name in cashShould i open a trading account and put everything into shorts and puts?
>>17748157>trusting the chinese numbersanon i...
>>17748178He's right, you know. In fact, Covid-19 doesn't even exist. Can you believe all this noise over a literal media invention?
>>17748182Dangerously based.
im going all in with shorting the s&p bros wish me luck
>>17748042
>4.81% loss>Meme currency fags got fuckedNot even mad.
>>17744746>Can also neet it up all daybeing a NEET was illegal in the Soviet Union, you're not wrong about everything else though
MONEY IS DEADAND IT NEVER EXISTED TO BEGIN WITHDIRGE FOR THE WAGESLAVESDIRGE FOR THE JEWS
>>17748157>believing any news coming out of ChinaEven if what they're saying is true, they would have only been able to handle it the way they did because China is an autocracy of bugmen. They can shut down a city of millions and quarantine as many people as necessary and the people will do it like good like worker bees. The rest of the world doesn't operate like that. It's naive to think the same thing would happen here when we aren't even properly testing everyone.
>>17747913Imagine buying an entire DJIA with a buttcoin. That's where we're headed after this minor dip.
>>17748081I posted this when trump won in 2017 and got trips with it. So here I go because fuck this gay earth.
>that pumpI thought it was over but turns out it was ogre....
>>17748295it's not ogre yet
>>17748224That’s reported WHO numbers. You can’t pick and choose which WHO numbers you want to accept as fact and which ones you don’t
500 fucking billion for a 12min bump ride and the Dow ends up at -9.99%. How long till WW3?
>>17748295We've only peeled the very first layer of this onion Anon.
>>17748010US MIL here, space money is special money that NEVER doesn't get spent. Musk has guaranteed income for his space program since satellites are planned out decades in advance. Fuck ULA.
>9.99>9.51 >9.43 MARX WAS RIGHT
Can we finally nuke the central bank guys?
>>17748276see >>17748343
>>17748186Floor: 416Standing: M16A1Door: MDR
>>17748182>>17748216>>17748243>>17748295My Penis is ready
>rise of right wing populism>market crash>ww3 soonit's ogre
DISNEYLAND CLOSING DOWN FOR THE MONTH>DUMP DISNEY STOCKDISNEYLAND CLOSING DOWN FOR THE MONTH>DUMP DISNEY STOCKDISNEYLAND CLOSING DOWN FOR THE MONTH>DUMP DISNEY STOCKDISNEYLAND CLOSING DOWN FOR THE MONTH>DUMP DISNEY STOCK
>>17748392And I gave you an answer in case those numbers are accurate. But I wouldn't believe anything coming out of China right now, I don't care who reports it.
>>17747968https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weimar_Republic
>>17748442Don't forget>Global pandemic
>>17748389
>We are living in a Weimar-like state>This is 1929 all over again>what happens next?
>>17748442>ww3 soonA distinct possibility, especially if history holds.
>>17748487I wonder if I've ever called neo-Adolf a phaggot on xbox live or something
>>17748223No, buy bitcoin right now. It's massively on sale.
>>17748466AAAA
>>17748455>I can play both sides and say that I was never wrong about itYou don’t want to trust those numbers because you’re clinging to a happening that really isn’t much of anything.
>>17748540
sp500 still going after trading. What mean?
may the destitute state of mankind finally dissolve on the other side of all this
>>17748182WOOOOOOOOOOO
>>17748343where do you think WHO gets their numbers from? maybe some bugmen we are very fond off that always tell the truth
>>17747911Let's get to 0 bros
>>17748531Wouldn't he be one of the angry anons on /ic/?
>>17745895time to kermit suicide
just put $7,000 into an longterm Vanguard ETF. AMA
>>17748637Probably some starving artist that's forced to draw furry porn comissions . Honeslty I would join if neo-Adolf ran on a kill all furries platform.
-30% is rare but nothing exceptional, people freak out because the magnitude and daily vol. market was temporarily very overbought (nasdaq going vertical) anyhow. from these levels dow total return recovers historically quickly even if it were to drop much further which is not very likely
>>17748450NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCKFGUFUIFDUJFSSFIFSIJOSIJOSGOIJSGIOSGJSG
So what happens when the market opens tomorrow?
>>17748714shut up I want to AAAAAApost
>just print more money, this way everyone has more money and economy is strong and good
>>17747371
>>17748664your penis size?
>>17748544>never-before-seen virus that humanity has no immunity to with an overall mortality rate near 4%>"isn't much of anything"And yes, I'm playing both sides. You'd be retarded not to. Either the numbers coming out of China are lies or they aren't, it doesn't really make a difference. This is a big deal regardless. China being on the upswing doesn't do anything for Italy, Iran, or South Korea. The rest of the world didn't respond the way China did, so it's retarded to think the same results would occur elsewhere. If the Chinese numbers are accurate then I somehow doubt the virus just burnt itself out. They took massive steps to quarantine as many potential cases as possible. Something that most other countries haven't done.
I wish I lived in a world where people weren't so stupid.
>>17748619Okay, how about CDC numbers for the US?> 0.00037% of the US population has been confirmed to have Coronavirus>2.93% of that 0.00037% have diedThis is such a minute problem and to think it will absolutely explode here is buying into a huge scare tactic at this point.
>>17748466Finally we get the financial situation to match the societal one.
>>17748854This can't be real
>>17748854what the absolute fuck
>>17731603why the fuck is this sticked
>>177488176 on the dot fully erectlike 2.5-3.5 flacid
>>17748913This is a good opportunity for some prime pinjak posting
>>17746624That's the trigger, nigger.
>>17743204>"The three branches will become one"What's that referring to then?
>>17748997Three branches of government.
>>17746633OK someone needs to explain this shit to me.IS THIS THREAD BEING MONITORED BY CIA NIGGERS RIGHT NOW?I'm not one for conspiracies and shit but a lot of earlier replies are now GONE. DELETED. Check the top of this thread and a lot of post numbers are crossed out. I suspect CIA (niggers) are archiving these replies around the clock 24/7, and tracing them to our IP. High possibility we are being marked on their "Far-right white supremacy terrorist" list. The ones crossed out are most likely their top priority to be executed.What really gave it all away to me was the fact that they hacked the reply count ITT (In This Thread). It's been stuck for ages at only 1000 replies. Sloppy fucking job mossad niggers.IT'S OVER /BIZ/
>>17748854....dieu je déteste ce pays de crétins
>>17748853>I can ignore the Chinese model and jump ship to the next panic ridden country until I eventually run out>You’d be stupid not to do the same but then also make sure you’re able to say “Well I wasn’t entirely wrong”The only reason you’re taking both sides is because you know you’re wrong but you don’t want to be seen as an autismo happening poster when it’s all said and done.
>>17731603Anyone got a link to the index in OP image?
>>17748714nice eyebrows though
>>17749030kek this didn't see this one before, nice
>>17748856look into how the hospitals are doing in italy right now and ask them if this is a "minute" problem you dumb spoon
Wasn't weimar republic the one where lolis were selling themselves on the street and everyone started voting for hitler?Or was that a different one.
>>17749030AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHE FEDS ARE CLAMPING DOWNCENSORSHIPCENSORSHIPCENSORSHIPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Suck my dick /biz/fags, this is what you get for investing in fake money
>>17748370I don't think I like onions anymore.
>>17748860>Mfw history repeating itself
>>17743956
stickied? ho boy
>>17749084>lolis were selling themselves on the streetnice
>>17749104How can money be real if our eyes aren't real?
>>17749039>>17748856Why would I give a fuck about being wrong? I hope I am wrong. You do realize these are peoples lives you're talking about, right? Thousands of people dying isn't a nothingburger, no matter how much you try to make light of it by using percentages instead of integers. If this ends with only a few thousand people being dead you can call me an autismo or whatever the fuck as much as you like, anon. It's clearly important to you.
>>17748983Found the FUDD.Brb, sunglasses.
NOOOOOO ALL MY BAT CRYPTO IS EVEN MORE WORTHLESS THAN IT ALREADY WAS IM GOING TO KMS
What's even the point of central banks?
>>17748997Yggdrasil's three roots will come out from the ground, nurtured by the nukes released automatically by the juden dead man switch at 7.77777.From those three roots, a single tree will form, from which neets and incels alike will laugh at the wagecucks below and their imaginary money while fondling their bitcoins in blockchainhalla.
>>17731603>Stockssir this is a crypto board
>>17748182FUCKING BOOMERS
>>17747062HODL?
LADS, post your JUST face right now
why did 10y yields go to zero for a moment few hours ago?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MBqR2RLstocOk we fucked
how to get part of the next trillion dollars that gets pumped in
Anyone else worried that there will be a bank run soon?
>>17749300Have to last ten years
>>17749335Do you own a company?Are you jewish?
>>17749349do converts count
BELOW 20K GO GO GO
>>17749215IT is actually a very powerfull instrument of nation state wich helps economy by marginWhen it isnt run by jews ofcourse
>>17749287
>>17747507it's the first of the new century
>>17747771>>17747826Yep, I think this is pretty based.
>>17743721Stop making me erect
>>17749360No.
>>17749304>Cleaning bodies for burialSolved the mystery of Iranian death rates
>>17749336Like people wanting their 401ks in cold cash? That’d be a TRIP
>>17747271Germans lost the war.
>>17745123That my birthday too, and the date of the Grenadian Marxist Leninist revolution. The stars are aligning for tommorow to be a bad day for porky
>>17743659>>17743688say it with me /biz/MADAME PRESIDENT
post yfw -10%
-92% on my calls. I pumped the last cash I had into it once again. If it falls once again tomorrow it doesn't matter anymore
>>17748442>>ww3 soonbetween who tho?
>>17749532
>>17749444making mischlings with negev!
>>17748854Lmfao
>>17749536>callsAre you brain damaged?
>>17749549Does it matter? They'll find someone. Eastasia is our worst enemy, we have always been at war with Eurasia.
>>17744953is this the Big happening lads?
>>17749549ROTW v China, it will be over very quickly, anon.
LOL
why is /biz/ full of cinrge weebs now
>>17748854SMURF'D
>>17743544This was a good game. I lost tho
>>17749030Kek some newfag will fall for this
>>17749654What the fuck venezuela?
INVEST IN FEMA COFFINS
Had my best trading day ever today.Taking corona-chan financial crisis art requests to celebrate.
>>17743323It literally is
>>17749654>china started it>asian economies are just fineThey played us didn't they. They fucking won
>>17749609I really dislike this image
>>17749747CORONA CHAN BECKONING THE FINANCIAL MARKETS INTO AN OPEN GRAVE
>>17744953Thank goodness the Jews were able to get their $500 billion out of the market today. It's the least we could do for the 6 million.
>>17749654>Venezuela is proof that socialism doesn’t wo-
>>17749747Corona chan fucking Europa (as in the Greek mythological character) up the butt.
>>17749727I assume their oil is profitable again
>>17749777no they just didn't wait fir the shit to hit the fan and acted immediately
>>17744486>>17743483>>17748177>(((((Markets)))))) crash>leftypol: "hey, we should give the same people responsible more power and put them in charge with ((((((communism))))))
>>17749825No shit because it's their virus and they know exactly how it works, that's why they're so good at beating it. Again, they fucking played us
>>17749173Okay, autismo
>>17749825they knew it
>>17749747Coronachan as this
>>17749654based and runescape-goldfarmingpilled
>>17745851where are the costs? its costed a decision to make it. the five hundred billion did cost no one anything yetit will but no one knows who will face that cost or how much the alternative (doing nothing) would cost.anyway there is no cost at all at this point someone had to enter some numbers that it
Why are people saying the Deutsche bank will crash?
>>17749747corona-chan with a giant futa dick fucking a trapthe trap is labeled 'the stock market' and the dick is labeled '-9.99%'
>>17749747>>17749896I second this
>>17749930Seconding this
>>17749549ww3 is happening right now bruh. its China and the US. Turkey, syria, and russia with greece. Keep up.
>>17749747Put her in Bermuda shorts pls!
>>17749930This
>>17749549Venezuela if Bolsonaro fails his reforms
What stonks should I buy
Brainlet with -0 economic experience and about as much money here. How can I make money off this?
>>17750072gold and lead
>>17750072It's called catching falling knives when you buy it as it goes down
There's only one way forward/biz/...
>>17749549Sweden vs DenmarkAll the political developments in the past 100 years have lead up to this point
>>17743954>believing trumpfound your problem retard, why would you believe a pathological liar who denies things there are video footage of?
>>17750082Buy food and a gun and wait for everyone to die. Then you can just take their money off their corpse, and die yourself.
>>17750082You need to short the market.
LOL these fucking jews on CNBC are FREAKING OUT
>>17750085Brass seems like a safe bet.
Holy shit all the aisles at the grocery store were fucking NUKEDboomers are gonna FREAK!Why didn't I panic buy before when people were calling it retarded?I'm the retard.Oh noHelp.
COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION
>>17750159link?
>>17750210Even though I'm wiped on my long term ETF hodling, at least I bought 10+ kilos of beans
>>17749654BASED VENEZUELA
>>17750210Just wait a little longer and you can loot
>>17745554GUYS GUYS GUYSHOW DO I SHORT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CRASH AND GET RICH?
this is why you dont have jews run your country
>>17750210You lived in a city during the time of the kali yuga
>>17750230Just google CNBC live, retard
>>17750103falling knives are for day trading homos
>>17750284Turn back time 2 weeks ago and start buying puts. at this point the put IV is so high itll be VERY hard to get in now.
>>17749747>>17749930This but the stock market is a futa instead
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH FUTURES
>>17750284YOU DON'T.PEOPLE WITH DOUBLE YOUR IQ ALREADY RAN AWAY WITH THE MONEY IN THEIR LAMBOS TO MADE-IT ISLANDHOLD ON TO SOMETHING!
>>17750294America and therefore the world has been run by jews since the very beginning. Nice cope
>>17750337So I missed the last two stations and now this one as well. Feels bad man
>>17750368All i have is king shitcoin and boy did it shit the fucking bed today. What stonks to buy when things settle down a bit?
>>17749654china limited short selling
>>17749930This, but each thrust is -0.01%, so that it adds up to -9.9%However, my idea would probably have to be multi panel
OK finally convinced my parents to let me enter the stock market. What stocks should I invest in?
For a "nothing burger' /ourgirl/ is reeking quite the havoc out there.
>>17750503Use mommy's card to buy gamestop stock.
>>17746993If it's the inverted number of the beast, that means good things are about to happen, r-right?
>>17749871Okay retard
is it over bros? am i going to have to start lining up at the soup kitchen?
Can we have a sticky for stock market hours every weekday please?
>>17744253Remember that when you want to kill yourself. It's only time to go when even your penis fails you. Then truly nothing is left.
>>17750629Soup kitchen's closed due to being a massive vector for coronavirus transmission.
>>17746993>9.99 is high as the meter goes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg5HOnq7zD0
>>17750464In a year?Whatever is left?GOD HAS ALWAYS BEEN AN ALLEGORY FOR THE WORLD AND ITS UNPREDICTABILITYALL STAGES ARE FOUR (4)1 GOD IS IN YOU2 GOD IS IN OTHER PEOPLE3 GOOD FEARS OTHER PEOPLE4 FEAR IS IN YOU>number 3 is a spelling mistakegod is not an entity, he is merely prophetic thought as passed between wise men through understandable fables.
>>17750362https://youtu.be/e8-sMJZTYf0Black friday 13th.ONE
>>17750259ok troomer
>>17750587you wish fagola, tomorrow is gonna make 1989 look like nothing at all
>>17748442>Rise of right wing populismThats a good thing
I have a question. What happens tommorrow?
>>17750759Friday the thriteenth. People are going to be asking you "grandad, what were you doing on the friday of the thirteenth"
>>17750759deth
>>17750783>implying procreation
>no job>Only 10oz of gold and a paid off house to survive through the next great depression>only skill is programming>30 so can't even be a femboy and suck dick for cashI'm going to have to hunker down I think.
>>17731603mfwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYEYyGw9WOE
>>17750783>"grandad, what were you doing on the friday of the thirteenth">"Well, kiddo, I was pressing the A key on my keyboard so much that it jammed and I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>>17750759Nobody knows what's gonna happen tomorrow. We try not to show how frightened we are. If you love me, I'll protect you however I can. You've got to believe it'll be alright in the end.
>>17750759Unless there's some seriously good news in the next 15 hours it's gonna be another bomb. Disneyland, Amazon, the NCAA. All of this has an effect and it isn't a good one.
>>17750759The most historic bounce of all time
>>17750805>Not becoming a warlord and telling the story of the Great War to your hundreds of grandchildren.
>>17750723I've been making money just fine. I just want there to be something left to spend it on.
>>17750759Tomorrow i'll invent those blueprints!
>>17749659Because you spam le pink wojak everywhere and they come here looking for more.
>>17750840I don't think anything less than a vaccine can prevent it from being red on Friday the 13th.
>>17750759This twisted game will be reset. We'll start over from zero and entrust the future to the next generation.
>>17750844how is the fed going to pump all 38 trillion dollars in existence? You saw what happened today
wsb here, I can't believe you dumb fucks were still shilling your crypto threads with barely any talk of options plays a month ago. Now I'm ready to retire after today and you retards manage to still lose money.
>>17750910Coronavirus is getting cured tomorrow and everyone's going to buy stocks to celebrate
>>17750851You wont procreate, you'll be the first human sacrifice for protein or you'll die huddled in your basement cold and alone.
>>17750933Nice dubs, but there's no need for you to project your worries onto me.
>>17750868CUT THE MONITORS!CUT THE MONITORS!
>>17750852that's exactly the issue anon, there won't be anything left
Dead cat bounce tmw. Then back down another 10%
>>17750739And look how that ended...
500 billion for 15 minutes2 trillion per hour48 trillion per day17.5 killotrillion per yearseems ok, rev up those printrs
>>17750926>assuming I don't have eth short open from $274why are you mean
>>17750868>>17750986Suck my PINGAS
>>17750994I guess it's fine
>>17750759Unironically massive layoffs, deserted markets, suicide rate synchronizing with corona death rate, zero liquidity, halted cash flow, going down to the fires of hell, not a Black Friday but a Black Plague.
BITCOIN JUST FELL HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS IN MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK
>>17751013>Socialist beats other socialist, collapse their own economy, import their shit socialist ideology to other countries, collapse those countries economies and cultures.>W-we won!
>>17750972>it's gonna be a post apocalyptic world and I'm gonna kill niggers and fuck bitches, just you watch
>>17750739>Rise of right wing populism>natsoc>soc>right wingokay
>>17750759I'm hoping for rioting and lynch mobs
>>17750844hi Bill Mitchel
>>17751126who we lynchin?
>>17751093Anon don't post your face online, other people might use it for malicious purposes.
>>17751022>kilotrillionfor future reference, that is quadrillion
MAD MONEY TIMESAVE US JIM
>>17751153Canadians
>FTSE MIB -17%
>>17751084>>17751125
>>17751174https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
As a woman, my pussy will always have value and all I have to worry about is finding a healthy and wealthy man to provide for me in exchange for daily pussy. I don't mind being part of a harem.You guys better figure out how to make money fast.
>>17731603Repent or perish anons.
>>17747495That actually spooks me anon. What if..
BITCOIN IS FALLING SO HARD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHAT THE FUCK
>>17751228Yeah whatever tranny
>>17751228Are you taking sugar mommies tooAsking for a friend
>>17750844well, that or the second great depression.
>>17751253reality comes crashing into the fantasy realm of CryptofagsElectro Bubble is popping
>>17751253Bitcoin is fucking trash, just like all meme currencies.
Don't worry, bros. If we all collectively bust huge nuts tomorrow everything will be fine.
>>17744611Explanation?
WHY DONT YOU FUCKERS GET ITWHY DONT YOU UNDERSTAND BROS I TOLD YOU SO
>>17750477maybe have it as an animation and add the numbers in after
Which one of you did this?
>>17750986>>17751051You guys aren't gonna get away with this! You you guys aren't gonna get away with this!
>>17750931Based
>>17751324>it's realkek
>>17750868blast from the past
>>17751218>recommending buying Wells fucking FargoBiggest bullshit I've heard since december.
>>17745112Warlord speechwriter, tattoo artist as a side gig.
>>17751319>>17751203>>17751013ok troomer
>>17751324How could he be so naive?
>>17751317>Explanation?Artist primarily known for painting hell.
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5e6ab271ee395-themarketisdeadrestinpeace.phpTheme.
>>17746936LMAO you're acting like the repo market is some brand new thing. Try getting an actual productive job instead you parasite.
>>17744281>>17744277>>17744253>>17744238>>17744217did some nigger just post contraband that could be sitting in all our temp files now? fucking shit I thought /b/tards didnt come here
>>17749198>check BAT price>$0,13L M A O
>>17751415he's gonna need an extra dose
>>17751346TouchMyPINGAS
>>17748655Grossly underrated. You need to add Carlos to posts like that though
>>17751415>sirs?>it appears that someone knows>yes, we will remove it and dispatch a hit squad right away
Imagine actually thinking this NOTHINGBURGER is worth worrying about. Have sex incels.
>>17751228t.future sex slave
>>17751228
>>17750910it didnt work because the FED didnt pump it enought, we need a pump of at least 300 trillon dollars, then everything will be saved
>>17751610Am I actually going to start getting more prostitutes around? Seems like an upturn to me.
No music?
>>17751665oh is that all
>>17744547Tommorow will hit the second breaker. Big QE/repo/bailout incoming this weekend 50 point drop FED RATE MID WEEK.Cap this
>>17751675syphilis too
>>17751683http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5e6ab271ee395-themarketisdeadrestinpeace.php
>>17744431dammit I knew it was them all along
>>17751721Who cares everyone I care about is about to die anyway
>>17751432Made this my default page
DID sergery panic SOLD?0.01 is way beyond the lowest price KEKWORST THAN MATIC
ITS GOING TO BE BELOW 20K IN THE OPENING MINUTE
>>17751228I own a house and have a career, im not a spaz and i wont hurt you, im only interested if your fertile tho, kids or no deal
>>17751695>First breaker will put it below Obama's last day>Friday the 13thspoopy
>>17751228>a woman
>>17751730ah thats better
How do I into stonks?Seems like now's the time to learn, buy when it hits rock bottom, and ten years from now I'll be rich.The two possibilities are we bounce back and make a profit, or NOTHING bounces back, and at that point we're fucked anyway
>>17751561This. If she close her pussy to you, you close her life with a bullet. Since women without holes are worthless. Women that aren't rape-worthy aren't worth to live
GAS! GAS! GAS! I AM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS!
>>17751849Go bear or go dead.
>>17750507gonna upscale this to 4k and make it my wallpaper. Thanks anon
>>17751910Yeyeyeye lets do it
>>17749030>what is post limit
>futures in the greenBears back on the menu boys crisis averted.
>>17751849The whole stock market was massively overvalued anyway, this is not even a full correction, let alone an accurate pricing in of the losses from Corona. I would keep out till it hits 20k
>>17751985>50 ptsLMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Should I dump 5k into SQQQ? Y/N
A 1.5 TRILLION PUMP CAN"T EVEN SAVE THE MARKET
>>17749030kek'd
>>17750507it's a nothing burger, the air between the two buns contains a highly contagious virus though
>>17749030
>>17752055I wish this had sound.
why is this board getting raided by leftists?
>>17744953Why didn't you listen to me you dumb FUCKS
>>17752173https://twitter.com/QkiJose/status/1237077818867101696
I've got a month of food and supplies prepped, is it worth getting another or am I set?
>>17752173https://twitter.com/18milesout757/status/1237101615007576069
>>17752229Hope you have enough toilet paper.
>>17752229>he thinks this will end in a month
>he bought?
When I wake up tomorrow I hope your fucking markets fixed themselves. You got 12 hours, faggots
>>17744746>>Nobody is richer than youlol sure
>>17751610finally, I can get attention from gold diggers
>>17752308>dump it, then
>>17751860TONIGHT
>>17752311hah..ahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA This ship is going down anon.
>>17751125Implying capitalism is right wing?
>>17752351Seems like a good time to get in at least when everything is rock bottom
>>17744552No it isn't. They clarified this immediately after the speech yesterday. Trade not effected.
I can't wait for the world economy to collapse tomorrow The memes are going to be fucking choice
Tomorrow is black friday. How many people are going to kill themselves then?
1 NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>17752581JUST
Why are jannies pruning the thread? I'm trying to stock up on memes
>>17731603stonks are on clearance saleidk if i should buy now or wait till tomorrow
>biggest crash since 1929>only 1000 repliesBros...
>>17752675are you faggots really that desperate for replies?
>>17752675It's a rolling sticky, you double nigger
>>17744953Explain it to me like a retard: what happened here? Did our govt just give businesses bunch of money only for them to lose it all?
>>17752663its gonna tumble tomorrow anon. Your stocks wont mean anything when it crashes.
>>17752675OK someone needs to explain this shit to me.IS THIS THREAD BEING MONITORED BY CIA NIGGERS RIGHT NOW?I'm not one for conspiracies and shit but a lot of earlier replies are now GONE. DELETED. Check the top of this thread and a lot of post numbers are crossed out. I suspect CIA (niggers) are archiving these replies around the clock 24/7, and tracing them to our IP. High possibility we are being marked on their "Far-right white supremacy terrorist" list. The ones crossed out are most likely their top priority to be executed.What really gave it all away to me was the fact that they hacked the reply count ITT (In This Thread). It's been stuck for ages at only 1000 replies. Sloppy fucking job mossad niggers.IT'S OVER /BIZ/
>>17752756Liquidity is drying up, Fed is trying to keep it flowing.
>>17752495Why will that crash tomorrow of all days
Still feeling quite smug about mods playing the song I requested, desu
>>17752756Fed bought a shitload of stocks to "bolster confidence" but everyone just took it as an opportunity to sell at slightly higher. Everyone wants out and are just looking for the most profitable way to do it.Basically, printing money doesn't work any more.
>>17752784It's a rolling sticky faggot holy shit. /Biz/ really is worst board
>>17746002s-sauce?
>>17752843Correction: fed didn't buy stocks but pumped liquidity into market, but the result is the same.
AH AH AH AAAH AAAAAHHTUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNAH AH AH AAA-AAAAAHHLETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN
>>17752174stock markets are socialism
In the US of A we practice good ol fashioned capitalism and Communist China manipulates their markets.
the market always rises over timeall you do by selling now is lock in your lossesif it crashes to zero then everyone is fucked so it doesn't matter anyway
>>17744847You forgot>Your teacher shoots the kids cause she is psychotic
>>17752174Tell me why pumping 500 billion into the market wasn't socialism
>>17753001>not selling then buying the dipnot gonna make it
Give me a quick rundown /biz/
>>17753057Everyone died. The End.
>>17753057Everyone smart shorted, I've doubled my portfolio's value in less than a week.
>>17750759Tommorrow the Fed injects another $1,000,000,000,000 into the Dow.
So will the 1.5 trillion devalue the dollar? Should I be looking at inflation protected securities?
I've lost about $400,000 on paper
>>17753098Not necessarily.
>>17752853>/Biz/ really is worst boardYeah it is cause you don't know it's fucking pasta you imbecile
>>17752055I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WOOOOORLD ON FIREEEEE
At least stocks MIGHT go back up.Crypto is dead forever.
>>177530572008 all over again, but much worse
>>17752784Delicious pasta.
>>17753057fed lied, stocks died
>>17753057I am financially ruined and my wife filed for a divorce.
now everyone is going to capitulate tommorow like a bunch of clownsmeanwhile newly infected english speaking celebrities and politicians are going to heal and let everyone know how much of a nothing burger corona is within 2 weeksback to ATH"s end of the summer after that, stock up on calls, unless your over the age of 70 and/or have a per-existing respiratory condition.
>>17753057i can't stop cooming
>>17745674literally the capitalism version of "it's not actual communism"
https://youtu.be/EAwWPadFsOA>watching people despair
>>17753098>So will the 1.5 trillion devalue the dollar? Very tough to predict. The dollar will be devalued if people stop buying the dollar. You are a multi-millionaire today. What do you think is the least likely to crash and burn : >The US economy>The US govt>An another econy>An another economy>Precious metal value>CryptocurrenciesIf the majority of people think it's the US govt, then the dollar is gonna be fine.
Does anyone else imagine Coronachan to look like Vina Sky?
now is the perfect time to increase your 401k contribution :^)
>>17753079>>17753081>>17753162>>17753186>>17753216>Too late to make profit>Just in time to lose everythingIt's not fair...
Remember when people were arguing that Coronachan was going to be a nothing burger?
>>17753319This was long coming, Corona was what finally broke the camel's back.
>>17753319It still is retard
>>17753376Based MIGAbro
>>17753319But it is a nothing burger. Literally just causing a temporary hysteria. If you're young and healthy you literally have nothing to worry about and opportunity coming once the knives hit the ground.
>>17753376
>>17750106You got your skull mask and flecktarn jacket ready anon?
>>17731603https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpBqCDWov-0
Try looking it at another way, after today's "intervention" from the Fed, the Dow is currently at least 500 billion dollars overvalued.
>>17749198Same bro, all that hard work clicking on the brave ads for nothing
>>17753425Is that Alec Baldwin mixed with Epstein and Sting?
>>17753376Your sunglasses are so cool. Too bad you're blind though.
>>17753238>Biggest stock plunge since the great depression>Bullcucks still think it's a nothingburger
>>17753478Already corrected for friend.
>>17745244He and Eric are loading up
just put 6k in:>gold>boeing>United>Adidasheh, its almost too easy...
Fun fact, the US could have built 38 USS Gerald R Ford aircraft carriers with the $500 billion which it spent in a doomed attempt to pump up the Dow today..
>>17753597>Adidas???
>>17753616fashion/apparel/retail companies are going down the shitter rn. all their sourcing from china was shot. theirs not going to be any merch in a month
>>17753406Can't tell if sarcasm but widespread quarantines are being implemented. The global economy is going to take a big hit as a result. This is all it would take to enter a global depression the likes of which has never been seen before.
>>17753406Supply chains are boned and most world leaders and heads of institutions of power are within striking distance.
>>17753406>If you're young and healthy you literally have nothing to worry about and opportunity coming once the knives hit the ground.>But it is a nothing burger.Coronavirus is no nothing burger. It was probably the single biggest factor that led to this crash. That's no nothing burger.
IT'S TIME LADS
>>17753254no no check this out
i have 0 stonks at the moment. how important is it that i buy stonks right now?
>>17753833WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD!
Its your fault for buying papers
>>17753833leftypol trannies couldn't even revive their board.
Hallo i is India I wants to make treda wih you
>>17753913Who needs communism when we're living in your head rent free.
>>17753611Speaking of plummeting values, aircraft carriers are essentially worthless right now, since there are, as far as I know, no counters to Stirling engine submarines used by us Swedes and who knows who else.
>>17750219Mama corona, fuck me plzzzz
>>17753905AAAAAAAAYYYYAAAAAAAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anabfAg06U
>>17745018I mean, what are the odds Biden's even heard of coronavirus yet?
>>17753913Literally browsing it right now lol, cope harder faggot
>>17753934what you wants to make treda sirs
>>17753753>>17753696>>17753780But Coronavirus literally is a nothing burger. It's gonna blow over and the quarantines will end. It's literally just a flu + and once people get used to it it'll be no more scary than ebola or HIV or literally anything. Don't be stupid and ignore an opportunity to jump in when we hit the groundThis shit would have to be the second black death to change anything.
>>17753962Reality is often disappointing
Stonk
>>17753896when you sense the hysteria calming down start buying
>>17753896>>17754025
>>17748854chinese virus fears THE SMURF MAN
>>17753974He's probably been told a dozen times and forgotten each times.
>>17753982You're right but it's still had a massive impact.
>>17753982Perhaps the collapse of the global finacial system is not inherently tethered to covid-19.Just a thought.
>>17753982Well of course I intend to buy if there are clear signs of it winding down and not coming back, but we're clearly a ways off from that if the US fedgov is out here saying the epidemic is expected to peak three months from now.
What the hell happened to the music?>>17754015Stonks tonk.
>>17753934What curry you want to make treding sanjeed?
I wants to makes a treda of this meka a shopphato
>>17753979>Literally browsing it right now lol, cope harder faggot>le bunkerchan mene XDDDYour board is so dead you zionist trannies come to 4CHAN to ask for attention. SO much for "le evil 4chan" eh?
>>17753969Corona-chan is a surprisingly gentle lover, only kills a small percentage of her partners.
>>17753982>coronavirus is a nothing burger>no one even knows how bad reinfections will get>coronavirus will not be a permanent virus that will not disappearairborne virus that has a pretty high death rate and you won't be immune once you've had it.ye it's a nothing burger
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/How low can we go /biz/?
>>17754161What the fuck man? Is this actually some guy you scammed?
Buy the dip bros
>>17747120-10 IQ
>>17753934Ok dear what shall we trade?
>>17754193No we come here to laugh at YOU LOL
>>17754229We great depression now
>>17754261ive bought like 4 times today how looow will it gooooo
>>17754075>You're right but it's still had a massive impact.I'm not denying any impact, only that it's gonna do nothing permanent for us. We can outlast a Great Depression 2.0, but the boomers that are running on their last ten years won't make it.>>17754108Three months is an eyeblink. Just bid your time and don't become a crying wojak and you'll be fine.>>17754091Call me when literally any country that follows Marxist economics lasts a hundred years. Hell do it when they make it to fifty without substantial changes.
>>17754245No sir taht me
>>17754322Just keep buying bro it'll make the market go up
>>17754261A dip implies a bottom and a rise, not the case here.
>>17754285ok troomer
>>17754347>PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE IT SO IT CAN'T BE TRUEYou people sound like religious fanatics.
>>17754193We came here to bathe in your tears, and we're having a grand fucking time of it lol
>>17753982There was a bubble and for a lot of people the 2008 recession never ended. I've seen increasing numbers of boarded up commercial properties for a couple of years now, and have been thinking the stock market is irrational for a while now. Corona is just the trigger for the delusions to stop. You can try to pump your shitty stocks back up but they're still sitting on shaky foundations.
>>17754226It is because there are worse viruses out there and far more people killed by them than corona. Now if you find me one of those antibiotic-immune bacterial diseases that are literally making theorist crap their pants, then I'll tell you that the end is nigh.
Who doing puts on cruise ships?
why is it that the communists are always right? Is it their love for the worker that trumps all?
>>17754279Meka photoshop of taht pic and we make give bitcoin on you
Holy shit look at bitcoin and link
>>17754410>leftoid calling anyone a religious fanaticok troomer
>>17754229i've ever seen anything like this....ever
>>17754410>THE WORLD IS COLLAPSINGLiterally every year since I was born I've seen one of you people farting around spitting alarmist fake facts.
>>17754380COPE LMAO
>>17754424Thank you sir
>>17754439almost all viruses are antibiotic-immune by default, surely corona is
>freefalling
>>17754514Really? What was it in 2014?
>>17754511Looks like a 2008 part 2 to me.
AAAAAAHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH NONONON- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
AJKS;LDFJALSK;DFJAK;LDFJAKLS;BFNAWOENVINADSJ;LMALSKDJF;AWIN;FIOANIEOFAMSDLK;FJASKD;LFJAKL DJOQJFD[ VOJAFK;OJDFIOAWJF[AWJFDSOIFJAS][DFJAKLCSNV;KCXNV;EIRJF[EJDOFAJSDOIFJAPEWJAFADS;KLFJAIWEOIFJAWPEFJAO>>17754567>almost all viruses are antibiotic-immuneAll are, antibiotics work by targeting the cell membranes of bacteria, viruses have protein envelopes
If anything this crash goes to show how worthless everything is. Paper money stocks and cryptocurrency it's all a bunch of worthless nothing. The only thing that has value is your life and what sort of energy you can exert to create things. Labor holds the true value. What happens when everyone gets sick and goods aren't being moved people aren't working the whole world will collapse. Any worthless credits saved hold no value during an apocalypse.
>ohio health officials estimate 100,000 people have corona virus in ohio>estimate 50% of population will get corona virus due to no population immunity/incubation
songs to listen in the middle of the apocalypse?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvLYKNOM-ic
Is bezos poor yet?
why is this still sticked when the crypto market is imploding 4x as bad
>>17754636Source
So has Trump been pumping up this fake economy his whole run, hoping that it'd last until he could hand off the impending catastrophe to someone else?
>>17754636https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1238214465822371843?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>17754636source?
>dow futures down 300
>>17754686Because this is news, crypto imploding is called a thursday
>>17754514Because you don't understand economics. You can't just keep inflating speculative bubbles forever and the more and more you use the fed to inject stimulus packages into your junkie asses the worse and WORSE the down fall is going to be. Everyone who is not totally fucking retarded knows this.So keep taking your hits you fucking junkies cause your reaching your building up an immunity.Capitalism is a zero sum game.
>>17754567That's because it's a virus. Vaccines are invented for 'em and there's already trial runs starting for the coronavirus soon.Once you get bacteria that is effectively immune to all our available antibiotics, you'll see a true horror that you can't stop. It'll make ebola look like erectile dsyfunction
>>17754686Crypto is fake money that has 0 relevancy in the real market. No sweetie, your internet play money has no value in the real world.
>>17754627antibiotics target any fundamental replication molecule of a infective agent, virus have those as well and can be targeted (we just dont have as many as for bacteria)eg, acyclovir works against herpesvirus, even if it's a virusyou are thinking of pennicilline drugs which block the production of bacterial wall but that's only one class of antibiotics
>>17754708kek
>>17754702https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1238214465822371843?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://www.msnbc.com/11th-hour/watch/infectious-disease-expert-half-of-america-is-likely-to-catch-coronavirus-80527941759?cid=sm_npd_ms_tw_ma
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
>>17754663His business model shouldn't be too affected by this, if he is smart (he is) he'll be extra cautious with his workforce, provide free health checks at work, and cash in on stores having to close and home delivery being mandatory. That said most of his profits come from data management and that should be mostly fine, it can be managed from home by self isolating workers.
>>1775458892 and only financial crisis that had any merit was in 2008 and that's >>17754429 something to spectacle on. Not some meme virus that kills off boomers.
>>17754766Why would you speak with such confidence with such a lack of understanding? Even retards on wikipedia understand this better than you. Go back to giving economic advice
>>17754756It's just another commodity, as relevant as gold or silver.
>>17752055>7,000lol you need to update that btc price
>>17746566Heh
>>17754752those already exist tho, the only good thing here is that those resistences are easily gained but also easily lostvaccines work for (some) bacteria as well anyway
>>17754424>>17753979>We came here to bathe in your tears, and we're having a grand fucking time of it lolNo you don't. You come to proselytize your lame religion masquerading as muh economics. You're glorified internet Jehovah's witnesses, except with more trannies and drama.
>>17754687>hoping that it'd last until he could hand off the impending catastrophe to someone else?That's usually how politics go.
>>17754687yes lol
>>17754835i suggest you read your cool screenshot to the end
>>17754752>Once you get bacteria that is effectively immune to all our available antibiotics, you'll see a true horror that you can't stop.This is the one thing I truly fear, nothing will match that if that ever happens, something highly infectious and resistant to antibiotics spreading really fast, it would be a true second black death.
>>17754814shame the meme virus requires the shutting down of half the economy to stop it spreading.
>>17754902>>17754903Has he pumped it harder than Obama did or just continued in the same vein?
>>17754863Should I buy some now?
What stocks are we dipping into lads?
>>17754614We are well under 2008 levels. Both in points and percentages
>>17754808Up here in leaf land a friend of mine who is a mid level manager at a fulfillment center told me anyone with a confirmed case of corona gets 2 weeks paid time off. Though honestly that's not gonna be good enough, its better than most places are doing.
>>17754960Scientists are terrified at this prospect, apparently India is the place this is most likely to emanate from, as they just pop antibiotics like crazy, with little care for completing courses.
>>17754985Well judging by what's about to happen in the next couple of days he'd have pumped it harder than Obama.
>>17754901Cry harder fag.Also, >Thinking reddit and us are acting in unison.
>>17754985Harder really, considering by the time he inherited it it didn't require it. Obviously in 2009 Obama was juicing the fuck out of it but it was actually no where near what was truly needed.
>>17755104>can’t greentextYou’re obviously not from here
>>17755061>>17754960well the good news is that this virus happened first. There are a lot of things people can do to prevent this shit, and i've learned a lot about safety, prevention, and hygiene in the last few weeks. We have the opportunity to learn a lesson from this and change our future behaviors and lifestyles to protect ourselves.
>>17755104
>>17755170Look at how people are acting with a fucking boomer killer virus, if we ever got hit by a bacteria like that we would be royally fucked in every sense of the word.>>17755061What the FUCK India
>>17751381Based RAW poster.
>>17754884>those already exist thocorrection is that those with the gene actually evolve into something deadly and contagious in humans.That will dominate over viruses since we won't be able to effective counter them. All models have bacteria out-evolving our ability to fight back.If you spin the biology wheel enough it will end on something that can cull humanity before we're able to answer it.
>>17755155>MENTAL GYMNASTICS
is buying calls in SPY/QQQ a good idea right now? surely it cant go lower over the next week
>>17755286>buzzwords
>>17755310don't try to catch a falling knife
>>17754708Kek'd
>>17755236Yeah apparently you can just buy antibiotics with no prescription needed, and everyone does, for just about any illness lol
>>17755216>>17755216>trannies invalidate the economic critiques of Capitalism.Real retard hours
>>17755339it makes me feel alive
>>17755104>Also, >Thinking reddit and us are acting in unison.No, of course not.leftypol leftoids are actually more pathetic than their reddit comrades and I'll tell you why: plebbit leftoids have the conviction to fucking shut down the opposition by all means necessary and don't try to appeal to the other side begging for attention, unlike you /leftysmegma/ fencesitting sissies.
>>17746465More like the theft of $500b has been discovered in 2 hours.
>>1775531
>>17755236so what? I'll be much more prepared for the next one after what i've learned from this one. When i said that we have an opportunity to learn from this, i wasn't talking about the public. I meant the people in this thread, and those non-npcs that actually have the ability to learn from their life experiences.
>>17755362>le BASED trannies<-- Literally you.
I can't wait for the market to rebound in 2 months and I can laugh at you bear fucks
>>17755492>Being this delusional
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/12/upshot/markets-weird-coronavirus.htmlSomething Weird Is Happening on Wall Street, and Not Just the Stock Sell-Off<A sinking feeling reminiscent of the global financial crisis, when all kinds of obscure markets went haywire.>Underneath the headline numbers were a series of movements that don’t really make sense when lined up against one another. They amount to signs — not definitive, but worrying — that something is breaking down in the workings of the financial system, even if it’s not totally clear what that is just yet.>Bond prices and stock prices have moved together, not in opposite directions as they usually do. On a day when major economic disruptions resulting from the coronavirus pandemic appeared to become likelier — which might be expected to make typical market safe havens more popular — many of them fell instead Wednesday. That included bonds of all sorts and gold.>And there were reports from trading desks that many assets that are normally liquid — easy to buy and sell — were freezing up, with securities not trading widely. This was true of the bonds issued by municipalities and major corporations but, more curiously, also of Treasury bonds, normally the bedrock of the global financial system.>People, it is fair to say, are worried about bond market liquidity
>>17755492nah, this is a correction a decade in the making and we're not even halfway through.
>>17746465Should be enough for at least a big mac
>>17755492>most sports have been postponed for at least 1 month alreadythink of all the revenue people failed to recievethis economy is fucked
Never expected to become a pink wojak, let alone in such a short time. Serves me right for being a fucking scrooge and dumping all my pay checks into the stock market while not enjoying the best years of my life.
>>17746465It's not even that buddy, it's still there in the market price, the Dow is currently $500 Billion overpriced. The Fed has no clothes.
>>17755622don't worry, you didn't miss anything
>>17755622Hope this is bait it's not possible for someone to be this stupid
>>17755286Redditard. You’ll feel so embarrased when you have to report back to your “comrades” that you’re the one who ruined the fun.
>>17755622But the right time to buy is soon?The only problem was that you should have sold the moment you saw the virus causing stuff to dump
asian markets are open going red
>>1775578AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>17753081Retard hereDid you buy before the fed bump or what?
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
But we still have the same amount of resources. Money never really... meant anything...No. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
>>17755895Yep, I sold every share I had earlier and bought Puts, I could sell the Puts and double up as we speak or I could wait and let them hit their end and make (potentially) more. If the markets keeps crumbling my returns only go up, I went full Bear on this one. I can buy my shares back at a discount when this bottoms out.
>>17755994A lot of productive capacity could be wiped out if producers can't pay their bills on time
I can't die a virgin from coronachans kiss of death anons. What do.
>>17755726It's entirely true. Avoided crypto and weed only to be rekt anyway.
if you had spent your money buying rare video games, guns and anime merchandise those assets would be more stable than anything else youve invested in
>>17756100I knew my anime figure collection would be worth something one day.
>>17755362judeo-bolshivism itself has done that, kike.
yo, just because market is not always bulling but being ... a legitimate market doesn't mean communism is the solution, retards.Besides, if you really want to complain, you (the collective people) are the problem. Stocks are derived from real/projected value. When the market crashes, that means that some assets either lost value, or that their projected values turned out to be bogus (example of the former is now, examples of the latter are 2008 and 2000). Who creates inflated values? The employees. How many managers actually bring enough value for their work? How many of you "work from home engineers" actually do work that when the company sells to clients actually pays at or more than your total comp?Stfu about "muh bankers". Yes they contributed, but your lazy boomer managerial asses were the ones that caused this.
>>17756219Absolutely nobody wants Bolshevism back.
>>17756186>world collapses>bartering because the go to currency>no porn because internet collapsesHow valuable would my collection of thicc and lewd anime figures be in this hellworld?
>>17756261shut up retard
pssst..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMsYVgZlQMsIt's all over now
>>17756261>he thinks the modern stock market actually reflects the productivity of the economyIt's all money trading and buybacks now. There is no real value behind it.
>>17756261>UM ACTUALLY IT'S THE WORKERS' FAULTS THAT THE ECONOMY IS SHITTING ITSELF
>>17755574>don’t really make sense when lined up against one another
>>17756378then why are you surprised when the bluff is called and it all crashes down>>17756393>>17756317>NOOOOOOO I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS DESPITE BEING A LAZY MANAGER WHO ONLY DOES THINGS FOR HIS OWN SAKEstop pretending like you're the victim here, you're just mad your cushy job is not so cushy anymore
>>17753039Tell me why it is *is*
>>17756517What's with this projection? Pretty blunt assumption that every anon in this thread has a managerial position or other cushy job.
>>17756517I'm not surprised lmaoThis is an inevitability of the capitalist system.
How do they price in where a pandemic will stop if we don't know that yet? Do stocks crash through the pandemic or just to the point we realize how bad it will get?The>it will only be shut down for a monthbullshit governments are pushing is obviously going to turn out to be nonsense. I would assume the markets at least know that much.Basically it literally can't keep falling this fast forever, so what's bottom going to look like? Is it going to be a quick bottom and then just bouncing on the floor until we can see the other side or is it going to slow down into a gentle slide into oblivion? I'd assume it won't rebound quickly since you can't just turn a world economy off and back on like a computer, even if both can apparently get viruses.
If trips, Dow hits 9001 points
>>17753283Someone’s gotta be left standing when musical chairs is over
>>17756314Priceless
>>17756765>56765Does that count?
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAATALK ABOUT POTENTIAL.
hello, im a virgin girl
Newfag to /biz/, I got a few thousand saved up. How would one go about investing it to make money off the eventual rebound?
>>17756638then why is whoever advocating for communism doing so? Why would they decide that if the market behaved like a market, that's when it's time to steal from other people and share it among the """"less fortunate"""" (90% of whom are just lazy fags). If you are a worker who is really worth their salary, the crash won't affect your salary. If you had a job where you were overpaid, you are shitting your pants rn. The chance that you are legitimately discriminated against despite your best efforts is minute. You cannot go with capitalism only when it works in you favor. If you like it when it's bullish, you have to go with it when it's bearish. otherwise you sound like a faggot.
>>17756816Radars don't count because you didn't call it. Sorry.
>>17756834embarrassingcall me when you're an experienced slut
>>17756842>the eventual rebound
>>17756834Wanna fuck in exchange for some piping hot stonks?
gib bobo pics
>yfw da burrs just can't stop winning
>>17756911Oh come on, even a jump re(in)flates a bit after the impact.
>>17756863Lol, faggots out here shilling for social Darwinism just to salvage their ideology.Like, damn bro, just let markets go how bout that?Also >Communism is stealing from people and giving to poor peopleReal retard hours.
>>17756963>jumpjumper*
>>17756915yes daddy i lose 16 000 dollars in btc
>>17756719China already doing fine this is video from czech guy who live in China sadly it is only in czech but bassicaly everything is already back to normal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X_a5Ux59nM&t=2s
>>17756863You've got it backwards. The rich are the lazy parasites and they steal from the workers. Communism is reversing the theft.
>>17756863Lol imagine thinking the only people who get fucked in a recession are retarded managers. So many people who were overpaid before 02 and 08 remained that way. The people who should be worried are regular working class people.
>>17756765756756Those would be trip dubs. I think it counts. Kek is freaking out, you can tell with all the digits everywhere today.
>>17756842SNSS CALLS
singles and trump nationalizes the fed
Give it to me straight /biz/How fucked are we tomorrow
>>17756998Jokes aside, I wonder how many trust fund bitches are putting on the red pumps and miniskirt and heading for the streets right now.
>>17755995I see. Sorry retard tourist here. I don't even get what puts is. Tried to understand it. Too lazy to get into itNice either wayBut when the market is down all know is buy :) I hope to make it one day in the stonks
>>17756834Can we please lose our virginity together. We could get married in hazmat suits.
>>17756517are you actually this stupid or do you unironically think managers are to blame for the actions of speculators
>>17757088shut up cunt, time for suicede
>>17756982>meritocracy = social darwinism>communism is anything but taking from the rich and giving to the poor (despite the ideas of class warfare and bourgeoisie vs proletariat being the cores of the ideology)>>17757059>rich are lazy parasitescommunism won't be stealing from the rich, cause the rich are gonna move their assets out way before you can take them. you will be taking from actual hardworking people.>>17757063if you are producing value for the company, the chances that you will be cut are much smaller than if you're a burden on their budget. In recessions, companies have to survive, and that's when they cut fat.
Worlds ending and I never even got to have sex FUCK THIS GAY SHIT
>>17757136hope, ure a girl
Uh, yeah, I'm thinking we're back.
>>17757175Yeah I agree if you’re valuable the odds are lower, but you can still be of great value and get cut. That’s just the way it is. Plus new grads trying to get a job are going to get fucked. Still better than communism though
>>17757086Embrace the teachings of Buddha and you shall reach enlightenment, anon.
I wish I was a cute girl so I didn't need to worry about any of this.
>>17757175Who will be left to steal from then? If there's no capital then there's nothing to take and so the only thing left is the means of productions. There will be no theft in this situation.
>>17755061Man it's been a minute since I could post a good old DESIGNATED.
>>17757030>China already doing fineThey literally just locked down the entire infected area at gunpoint and went in to pick up the bodies afterward. And it's probably spreading elsewhere in their economy that they aren't even admitting/aware of.And even if they really did get it all, they won't be opening their country again for months and months.
>>17757189Wtf u said u were a virgin girl though??
>>17757251>i'm an upper middle class man with a family and I earn 130k as a senior expert in a company>I have a 401k and a savings account>that's not capital that you will take despite it being completely normal and probably not stolen
>>17753425Based and dip-pilled
BOGGED
>>17757316>he thought his ponzi scheme of fictitious capital was reallol sucker. learn to play the game
>>17757178Overrated desu
>>17757293yes, my virgin pussy for satan, pump crypto hail luicefer
right i've lost about 3 grand today gimme 1 (ONE) reason not to suicurrently listening to: enter shikaricurrently consuming: a shit load of coke and white wine
>>17757316That money would be used to benefit him and his family anyway. It's not like the money is just being given out cent by cent to the poor. It'll be used to fund social programs and economic development that benefits everyone. Besides he probably sided with the rich parasites anyway because he thinks he has more in common with them
>>17757449One reason is that's not that much money faggot.
>>17757276They've crushed it outside of Hubei. They are testing like crazy in Guangdong, they're not just blagging it. The problem is the US. Trump especially looks like he doesn't actually give a shit and is more concerned with optics and markets than the fundamentals.
>>17757449If your life already sucks then you have nothing to lose, just buy the dip pussy.
>>17757449Because you only lost 3 grand? Jesus christ if that is gonna make you neck you might not make the next week. Your coke comedown might seal the deal and make you swing regardless. DONT QUIT JUST YET FAGGOT
>>17757449Invest in more cocaine
>>17757565no my life is fine i just dont like the realisation that all my charlie chalk tokens are tanking like fuck you get me/ absolutely hammered btw
>>17757030There's soon going to be a container shortage because Chinks aren't allowing ships to dock and unload their cargo.China is pretty far from operating like normal.They're just putting on a show and trying to make things work to prevent their economy from getting raped. Without a doubt Corona is still fucking them hard, but they have stopped reporting it to us and their own people.Give it a month and we'll start seeing tons of videos of people dropping dead in the factories as the second Corona wave ravages the nation.
Dump it.
>>17757449If I was listening to enter shikari I'd top myself too
>>17757644dealer probs already in bed>>17757710for some reason went back to TAKE TO THE SKIES cos that double kick absolutely slaps, not even emo also kys
>>17757471>that money would be used to benefit him and his family anywaysyeah, right. The current govt didn't work but you will be so much better! And yeah, i have no idea how to use this for my benefit, but you sure will!!He probably only sides with them because he knows that money given to jealous thugs is as good as lostdie in a helicopter, commie
nikkei down -9%
Why do i have a feelerino tomorrow is gonna be red again?
>>17757813>ancap/lolbertarianyikes, I knew I was talking to a retard but I didn't know you were this retarded.
Tourist here. How bad is this actually?
Link down 50%Bitcoin being sent to exchanges Everything is collapsingWe're gonna see rich men crying in the streets
>>17731603https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPiAK_RP8dU
>>17757710this one goes out to all the bearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxeAmURFoaUYou might never meet me,For I am King.And as we march into the storms eyes,I find relief in the rain.I can hind as I lead my army,Into certain death.Eyes over you. [x2]Feel Alive. [x4]And I wanted you to know,Today won't go down in stone.(Feel Alive)And I wanted you to know,I never meant for this.(Close your eyes)And I wanted you to know,I never meant for this.(Close your eyes)Today won't go down in history,So shut your eyes.
Is it time to buy for Royal Caribbean?
>>17731603Am I the only one who sold back in February, before the dead cat bounce?
>>17757972Extremely.I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
>>17758095bros i was about to buy into United Airlines
>>17757972Seems worse than '08 to me.
>>17731603How can I explain to my brother how this might become a total financial collapse?What is the likelihood of that?Also, we're destined for recession now, correct?
LONDON BRIDGES FALLING DOWNFALLING DOWNFALLING DOWN
The fed's attempts have zero effect. That's how you know shit's fucked. The safety net is ripped.
Japan looking like the B-29s are back
>>17758428Imagine the panic when it opens below 20k. Imagine the despair. Historical.
The father of a friend came back from the stock market today, took a good look at his family, went to his room, and seconds later a gunshot echoed through the house.
>When I said DOW to 20k in January and the only response I got was "lol if that happens shits fucked."Yeah good one you dumb cunts. Reap what you sow bull fags.
>>17756992underrated post
>>17754988I don't venture outside of /smg/ so I couldn't tell you. Might have just as good of chances with cruises and airliners.
>>17758440I wouldn't say had no effect, if they didn't pump that money in, I'm pretty certain that things would be a lot worse
I recently realized that the history books will consider us to have lived through the worst period of time in human history.
>>17757670>China is pretty far from operating like normal.I'll believe that they're back to normal when the satellites show pollution levels are back to the same level as the same week last year.
GIMME SOME FUCKIN TUNES /BIZ/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGNVsQwWZLICorona-chan cannot be containedBulls and nothingburgers on suicide watch
>>17750259>>17749796>>17749727Venezuela is proof that autarky works, not socialism
>correctly predicted that tomorrow will be worse than Monday>will make bankVery nice. Pie in the sky, I'll have $100,000 in the bank as a 20 year old. More realistically looking at walking away with $30,000 - $40,000.
>>17758522>he thinks theres gonna be books after all this is overel oh el
>>17757972Once in a lifetime bad
>>17758518Oh yeah instead of -10% today it would've been -12%, great job lmao
Well /biz/?
>>17758467Underrated.
>>17758547Fuck you.t. Veneco.
A toast... to the end.
>>17758630We still have a long way to go down
>>17758559enjoy taxes
Will we see Window Jumpers tomorrow?
Tomorrow we hit all three if shareholders are smart. If they're stupid we'll breach just 7%.
>>17756088same, invested hard in oil stocks. i'm down $500 in the past 2 weeks on 3500.
Im just going to ask because I have no clue how the stock markets work... but where is all the money going? or is it just that the whole market is one big scam to start with?
>>17758540https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiQcyGUqdwI
>>17759019apparently, it's going into cash.
>>17759019Are you dumb or just retarded
>>17759077Not "Goodbye Stranger"? I'm surprise.
>>17757233its over
>>17759019if someone says he will buy your apple for 5$, but then later he says he will only pay 2.5$where did the other 2.5$ go?
>>17759019Market money isn't real but corporations treat it like it is so you'll see employees laid off and wages slashed
Guys should I even bother buying bitcoins?
>>17759019The market is crashing BECAUSE people are taking their money off of it.So that's where the money is going, the pockets of the people who had the money in the market in the first place.
>>17759019People like brokers, successful traders, CEOs who get paid with stock options, etc take money out of the market and put it into rolexes and mansions and private jets. They don't keep their winnings in stock form like your retirement fund which is getting assfucked.
>>17759019speculation market is crashing along with the real market that requires industries that are reporting lower and lower production figures.
>>17759137There is no "it." "It" is an unknowable state, one which carried the seed of the current situation all along. If you didn't see the current situation unfold ahead of time, then how can you have ever known "it"?
>>17758966as much as i have enjoyed watching things crash and burn, there is no conceivable reason any rational person would sell their stock tomorrow. the smart money was out 2 weeks ago, the dumb money was out this week. the panic at this point is unjustifed - yes quarterly earnings are going to be weak, yes the virus is going to spread in the US in the next couple of weeks, but we're well into territory where even by the most doomer of standards we should rise above certainly by early may. we might have another 10% down but at this point if you sell you're a fucking idiot and way, way, way too late to the party. that ship sailed 2 weeks ago. t. XOM bagholder.
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhYHwtEMJM
>>17759231>he bought the "dip"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHNONONONONONONONONONO
>>17759366like i said i invested 3500 of my 12000 in cash savings into oil stocks and lost 500. pretty much the worst possible timing to be honest. and i knew better - i knew the virus was going to be bad.having said that, i think at this point i'm comfortable calling this a "dip." the past 2 weeks were a much needed correction - DOW shouldn't be much above 24k level. this is irrational panic selling. i'm going to triple down next week and put 2 grand into oil. hope to see you on the other side in september when oil is back at $50 and so is my XOM.
>>17759140How does .5 trillion dissapear that quick? Inflation? Default loans? WHAT GONNA HABBEN?
>>17759366>the 34 year old doomeronly a fuckin retard sells now no matter the hurt
>sold everything yesterday>bought UVXY>UVXY up 50% todayFUCK WHY DIDN'T I BUY MORE????
>>17759140The person you bought the stock from.
>>17759472>dead cat bounce>sells 2x, goes short >market drops a further 15%>buy back ingee what a retarded strategy
>become a normal person finally>happenings thats supposed to kill all the normies but leave the NEETs untouched actually happens>won't even get to experience sex before i dieIs God just dabbing on my life bros?
>>17759458>>17759472The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. You guys never learn
>>17759472>rome is eternal
>>17749287Argentina got into a debt that now is easier to pay off, while WW3 is gonna make us providers of food to both sidesI can uronically laugh at you all
>>17759508Because you didn't know which way it'd go. Don't let this make you put all your remaining eggs in a single basket the next time you believe something will weather the situation. If you don't know, then you don't know.
>>17759508That’s why I’m taking the opposite side of that trade tomorrow.
>>17759472yep, we'll be back at 24k by late may/early june, if oil comes back (please god let it come back)>>17759508because it's risky as fuck. grats though. >>17759541most people who play that game end up broke.
TFW 30k in the hole from peak value but up 22 un profitLiterally want to neck myself
>>17759472Or someone who wants to buy important things. Food, water, ammo, guns.
>>17759558What's so funny is that they rode the bull-irrationality all the way up for two years (at least), and then are screaming that we're going to have bear-irrationality for two years (at least).
>>17748182That's enough money to just give everyone in the country over a grand in cash....why not just do that and do some real good?
am I an idiot for having GameStop puts? I feel like i could be making so much money with weekly puts on the SPY
>>17759558That's not true though. I can stay solvent indefinitely. The market is at or near the bottom. Maybe another 10%, breaking 20,000 would be cool if for no other reason than reading the threads here when it happens. But it's not going to stay here.
>>17759459the money doesn’t disappear, ever. simple example>investor A sells his shares to investor B at 100, puts money in bank>share price drops to 10>90% of money gone headlines everywhere>actually they’re in investor A’s bank account
Crash Music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVgMzKMgNxwI'm having the time of my fucking life
>>17759541>>17759558>>17759574see: may 2018, dec 2018, dec 2019btw its all fucked, but if you're more than 12 years old you've been here before many a time
>>17759703>look im citing drops from all the way back to a year ago, it can't possibly be worse than that!
I hate being Canadian holy fuck why did I not move to the states when I could.
>>17759665Didn't Gamestop reach the bottom already?
>>17759703this one is definitely more similar to '08 than any of the ones you listed. the upshot is that coronavirus will be over with by late april and that oil prices aren't staying around 30 for much more than a couple of months. we needed a correction to the mean - the irrational panic has caused an overcorrection and i'm happy to take a haircut on snapping up good dividend stocks.
>>17759807hell no
>>17759747nah its fucked, as ive said previously. all im saying is there is literally no point in cashing out now, if you have actual money in this meme shit.
>>17757752>not even emo also kysLooks like I touched a nerve. Cut your hair and dump your boyfriend femboi.
Why can't we get some good mid-day price action? I'm tired of all indices taking a shit in the morning and then crabbing throughout the rest of the day.
>>17759891all the actual trading goes on after hours when normies can't do anything about it. been that way for ever.
>>17759866>the sunk cost fallacyI lost 50%. I'm going to gain 200% over my initial investment because I switched to puts instead of giving up and letting Jews swindle me like a submissive faggot.
>>17759866a million ceos quit as soon as this thing started to hit the stocks. It's the turning point of america. Boomers invited a bunch of inferior people to become citizens for cheap labor and now they get to reap what they sow.
>>17759807the bottom is bankruptcy. who the hell still buys their games and gear at a physical store? I bet that market is less than 20% of overall gaming already and is just dropping and dropping. Every move they’ve made in past years reeks of desperation and it gets worse the more recent they are.
>>17759868no nerves touched kid im all about friendly conversation, come and have a chat big lad
>>17759962i hope you're right, and i would be happy to loose all my $3500 in oil stocks if it meant boomers get what's coming to them. i can't fucking believe how awful things have gotten in this place, our entire country has been hollowed out to support boomer 401(k)s and prop up home equity in multi-unit boomer rentals they scoop up to scalp college kids on. fuck them, and fuck what they've done to this country. we don't even have a country now, we sacrificed it so their stocks could go up.
>>17759992Ok dear
>>17759793Why's that?
>3800 for a split second3800 for a split second>3800 for a split second3800 for a split second>3800 for a split second3800 for a split second>3800 for a split second3800 for a split second>3800 for a split second3800 for a split second>3800 for a split second3800 for a split second>3800 for a split second3800 for a split second
>>17760068i agree
>>17760074>t. souf
Anyone considering going long on XOM?
https://youtu.be/MR3b6COJcAI
can i get a ppt for bitcoin. I think I'm going to need it.
>>17760189I was long on XOM at $50 so...yeah. MRO is another great long right now in the sector, and CVX
>>17731603BUY BUY BUYLETS MAKE $$$
>>17760365The divies are enticing. Even with the drop I can beat my savings account interest thanks to the divy yield.
>>17755492>Stock market crashes and world goes into great depression for ten years>Stock market comes back up eventually>"Haha stupid dumb bearfgts, should have just bought the dip"
>>17760460I'm going to put another $2000 in it tomorrow if that counts for anything.But I didn't think it would go below $50 and don't understand why it did. So I'm retarded lol. Having said that I think the divvy yield is like 8% at the current price. I think the current price is so low because people are thinking they'll cut the divvy. I don't think they will.
Poorfag tourist hereShould I buy stock now?
>>17760525Absolutely not. Consider anyone telling you to "buy the dip" a mentally ill boomer with no clue what's happening. This is the end for a lot of companies.
>>17757086Have you ever heard of a ref tulip?
>>17760525literally no, wait for corona to go away, then when the market goes up 3 or 4 days in a row, dump some money in.
>>17760571What about companies that can't possibly fail
BITCOIN UNEXPECTEDLY SKYROCKETING!!!! IT HIT THE BOTTOM AND WILL ONLY GO UP FROM HERE.
>>17760525No. Wait for market to trend upward, it’s not gonna shoot up 50% overnight, forget about buying at the absolute bottom. But don’t buy on the way down, buy on the way up
>>17757889Aus and Nipland are already redder than dogdick
>>17760571Probably good advice for now. >This is the end for a lot of companies.Probably not for anything listed on the S&P though other than maybe some airlines and CCL
>>17759152>>17759156>>17759175Ok. That simply explains it. And I don't invest in shit I can't physically touch... So when it does crash I still have all my shit... It may be worth nothing at the end of it all but its still mine to enjoy.
>>17760673There is no such thing anymore, this is unprecedented. Maybe food companies like Mcdonalds, but even they will still fall for much longer before bouncing
im enjoying this over reactionthink of all the money waiting on the sidelines, just waiting for the perfect time to pounceIts going to be the quickest recovery ever recorded, but it probably wont happen for another month give or take
>>17758775Defenestration is so 20th century. A dude made a thread a couple hours ago was threatening to overdose on ambien of all things because of a 40k loss.
>>17760700If they survive they're not recovering to whatever the baseline was in 2019, the bottom is unfathomably far
>>17760692How do you know how red a dogdick is?
>>17760777>>17760777>>17760777>>17760777
>>17760571this. Oil war + Pandemic + Irrational ExuberanceThis is the perfect storm
sub 1k is not impossible
>>17760782Have you never had a pet labrador? Fuckers are horny for leg all the time
>>17760771You're just as retarded and hysterical as the bullbros were 2 months ago. This market is going to continue to fall fast but it will recover quickly, possibly depending on how the oil war goes between the sand niggers and based russia, who are transparently trying to bankrupt US Shale. Even with that in mind Icahn is still buying up OXY like it's going out of style. That should tell you something anon.
>>17754863This must have been what romans felt when Constantinopla burned
>>17760726Windows is pretty much guaranteed to survive this. IBM and Amazon too, I imagine. Dunno about Apple, I'd avoid them. Buying now is still stupid, though.
>>17758699
>-10%LOL
>>17760673BanksThe fed has shown they will do anything to bail out banks. I'm pretty sure the banks still haven't properly paid for the the 08 shitfest they created too. But seriously the fed and the gov can not let banks fail without causing great disasters for the world. They are literally too big to fail. Granted I have no idea how bad negative rates will be for them. >>17759665>>17759977I'm long gme, mostly because of a lettter from Burry a while back. I just bought a small portion of it the other day from a feeling then they hired reggie and I'm up ten percent. they do seem pretty doomed in the long run. >>17760096What this
das right janni, we bullrun now
>>17760075Economy tanking
btc went from 4k to 5.5k in 15 minutes. bitmex frozen. is this it lads?
"The banks actually tried to step in and stop the market crash of '29, by buying huge sums of stock while traders were frantically selling. They intended this to be a sign of strength, that the market would continue up, but in fact it just signaled to investors that the banks had panicked"1.5 trillion in repo getting eaten up like nothing ahahahahaha thanks Jerome you really fucked the dogs asshole on that one didn't you
>>17756333Based trio of trees
You guys are buying now right?
>>17761338Funny how the fed's recent moves have elicited the same reactions.>rate cut>markets plummet>massive pump>markets jump and then plummet
>>17761338is it confirmed that the fed actually buys equities? i didn't think they could actually do that
>>17761462>what is quantitative easing
>>17761523fed buying treasuries is not the same thing as propping up the stock market, although they're related. Bank of Japan literally buys up their stocks over there.
>>17761392nope, maybe more puts tomorrow during the pump before the next big gay selloff
>>17751246What did you do with Abraham Lincoln's hat?
>>17755310Well I'll say this SPY/QQQ options are now about where they were 1 month ago +/- so gambling on 330 calls is just as risky and profitable as it was doing 260.
Even the fucking sticky is crashing.
>>17759231Honestly, the earnings haven't been that different ULTA killed it for example, the guidances are all fucked up because everyone is trying to adjust for China Virus>>17761298lol holy shit dude it actually touched 3900 its gotta at least gasp for a last breath but yeah maybe
Press F for the stickyWas nice posting in this historic thread with you guys
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