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NIGGER

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AAAAAAAA

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>>17731603
What a shitty sticky
At least sticky the suicide hotline for maximum effect

>> No.17731680 [DELETED] 

im ruined

>> No.17731682 [DELETED] 

TOASTING ON A STICKY

>> No.17731683 [DELETED] 

I'm rich now

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FUCK JANNIES

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>>17731603
Are 4 SPY puts enough to make it?!

>> No.17731711 [DELETED] 

Based mods.

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>>17731603

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Posting in a sticky

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>>17731603
based and endofworldpilled

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>>17731603
Theeeyy were baaaaaad

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BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS BUY PUTS

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Ib4 the market takes a shit

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>>17731603

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toasting in an epic bread

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>>17731603

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It was obvious faggots. Never do what reddit do.

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I WAS HERE

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>>17731603

>> No.17731770 [DELETED] 

beir

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GUYS WHATS HAPPENING

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The sticky should say "smg" somewhere for catalog purposes.

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>>17731603

>> No.17731779 [DELETED] 

Feels good to just lurk on this board and not waste money on get-rich-quick e-scams

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>mfw I sold it all a month ago in order to buy a house

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b-bros...

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>>17731603
Murzyni

>> No.17731803 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
Sticky /smg/

This is a gay af thread because even crypto is down

>> No.17731807 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
Why tf is this stickied?

>> No.17731808 [DELETED] 

> new sticky
Nani?

>> No.17731817 [DELETED] 

>>17731772
It's the fucking end of the financial world.

>> No.17731819 [DELETED] 

what do i buy??? tell me. i want to make it
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>17731603
hahahahahahhahahahahahahaa
>hahahahahahhahahahahahahaa
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>hahahahahahhahahahahahahaa
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>> No.17731823 [DELETED] 

Posting in epic bread

>> No.17731824 [DELETED] 

>>17731787
>bought a house at the top of the market

can't decide if you really won or lost

oh well, I guess an overpriced house is better than overpriced stocks or shitcoins, huh?

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pee pee poo poo

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toasting in epic bread

>> No.17731838 [DELETED] 

Yfw bitcoin

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post >yfw you didn't lose anything

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>> No.17731858 [DELETED] 

You are now tuned into the tomb of Jehova
Play my tunes loud enough to shake the room, what's the hold up?
Heard the world is ending soon I assumed that they told ya
They tryna dinosaur us
So now it's time to go up

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>> No.17731862 [DELETED] 

https://streamable.com/828aa

>bitcoin was supposed to be a hedge against monetary policy
>now its just get me out

>> No.17731885 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
Can someone explain to a brainlet why gold is crashing right now?

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I'm ready

>> No.17731901 [DELETED] 

>>17731858
The sky's falling, baby
Drop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)
The sky's falling, baby
Drop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)
The sky's falling, baby
Drop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)
The sky's falling, baby
Drop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)

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>>17731603
STHAP BLAMING BEST WAIFU

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Y’all got anymore of them 4.97 linkies

>> No.17731914 [DELETED] 

>>17731885
because fuck you

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>> No.17731920 [DELETED] 

Dow is going to open 3000 points down

>> No.17731936 [DELETED] 

>>17731901
The roof is on fire
She wet like Barbra Streisand
Police everywhere
It's like a nigga killed a white man
I just wanna find a baby mama 'fore the night end
So don't be coming 'round Vince
On that batter ram shit
On that 911 shit
Need a misses brown as Missy
I can have some fun with
Them slave bones make Grace Jones
Don't stop, bitch, stay focused
They hated on us since days of Moses
Let my people go crazy
Them stars falling, don't chase 'em

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>>17731603

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>sticky

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17731967 [DELETED] 

TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES

>> No.17731968 [DELETED] 

>>17731668
This. Sticky the suicide hotline, niggers.

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>> No.17731974 [DELETED] 

Toasting in a new sticky based desu desu

>> No.17731980 [DELETED] 

>>17731936
The sky's falling, baby
Drop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)
The sky's falling, baby
Drop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)
The sky's falling, baby
Drop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)
The sky's falling, baby
Drop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)

>> No.17731982 [DELETED] 

>>17731920
Breakers would stop an opening that low anon. 3000 would hit the second breaker, though while it would be one of the worst losses in history it wouldn't be unprecedented. Black Monday in the 80s was 22%.

>> No.17732021 [DELETED] 

>>17731980
Attack on Iraq
It's on a line
Typing it fast
Then it's slipping my mind
Oh, when I'm drunk
I'm spirited back
I fall in a fire then I save myself
Then I get advantage
'Cause the feeling's so raw
In these times of sedition
Well, nothing is dull
And I'm moving into stillness
And recalling it all
And I'm a lover, just a lover, just a lover, just a lover, just a

>> No.17732025 [DELETED] 

>>17731968
This.

>> No.17732059 [DELETED] 

>>17731968
>post the sui hotline
Maybe go back to reddeet

>> No.17732060 [DELETED] 

All of my investments are at the lowest they've ever been. Is now the perfect time to sell?

>> No.17732065 [DELETED] 

Lmaooooo

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>>17731603
FAGGOT JANNIE STOP CREATING MORE PANIC

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>>17731603
kek based mods not gonna call you trannys for a year i promise

>> No.17732083 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
Well atleast I am still young so in the end it is rather a good thing the stock market explodes right now. I have enough savings and good enough income to sit this out until stocks begin to rise again and then I can make a bunch of money...

>> No.17732086 [DELETED] 

>>17732021
The sky's falling, baby
Drop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)
The sky's falling, baby
Drop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)
The sky's falling, baby
Drop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)
The sky's falling, baby
Drop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)

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its over isn't it

>> No.17732117 [DELETED] 

No survivors.

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>>17732086
All these liberated women sitting in my lap
I'm finna catch a body like I got a gun and badge
I'm finna turn Obama to my patna 'fore he dash
Pull up to his pad, wipe my ass with the flag
I'm just playing, baby, this the land of the free
Where you can get a Glock and a gram for the cheap
Where you can live your dreams long as you don't look like me
Be a puppet on a string, hanging from a fucking tree (aghh)

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Bros :(((( im feeling like im gonna cry holy shit please stop this

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>>17732060
HOOOOOOOOOODL THE LINE!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Waiting for 2008 crash levels of pricing to buy in. Corona Chan will cause a big recession/ sort of depression. And I will buy the big fucking dip for great value.

>> No.17732147 [DELETED] 

LINK IS SHIT LOL

>> No.17732166 [DELETED] 

BUY THE DIP

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>>17731603
>Stocks
>Crypto

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17732180 [DELETED] 

it all returns to nothing

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>>17731603

>> No.17732195 [DELETED] 

>>17732131
The sky's falling, baby
Drop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)
The sky's falling, baby
Drop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)
The sky's falling, baby
Drop that ass 'fore it crash (higher)
The sky's falling, baby, falling baby, falling (higher)

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shit stick

>> No.17732241 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
Everyone report in here
/pol/ here, hang in there

>> No.17732242 [DELETED] 

I'M FUCKING RUINED

>> No.17732248 [DELETED] 

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This is buy signal.
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>> No.17732263 [DELETED] 

>tfw poor fag like me can actually afford to buy
I can finally play this game, what a time to be alive.

>> No.17732275 [DELETED] 

Based mods dabbing on linkies

>> No.17732279 [DELETED] 

>>17731885
Can't eat/drink gold.

>> No.17732283 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
I am short since Feb 12
Insane 3x lev
Made MM$1.43
I am literally shaking
Wanted to rebalance my $256k portfolio the got caught with VDay bs and the next monday I shorted

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>>17731603

>> No.17732298 [DELETED] 

Mods are gay

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>>17731603
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.17732332 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
Came for the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's
Stayed for the song.

>> No.17732344 [DELETED] 

It's official chinks are worse than niggers. I hope i die soon just end this ride

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NIGGER
>FAGGOT
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>>17731603
>mfw shorted the fuck out of everything
get rekt niggers

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I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF!
SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART I FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO IS END IT ALL AND LEAVE FOREVER WHAT'S DONE IS DONE IT FEELS SO BAD WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY IT FEELS SO SO; I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN

MY

WORLD

IS

ENDING!!!

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>>17731603
MFW you stupid niggers didn't buy Inovio.

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>>17731603

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Ahem,

FUCK CHINKS

>> No.17732424 [DELETED] 

T MINUS 12 MINUTES LADS

STRAP IN MARINES WE'RE GONNA PUMP HARD!

lol

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>>17731603
Very nice mods

>> No.17732442 [DELETED] 

It's over

>> No.17732448 [DELETED] 

FINAL BETS, LADS:

How does it go this time for the dow jones? red to crash, fed going maximum POMP EET again, crab time again, or something else more memey?

>> No.17732454 [DELETED] 

>>17731606
Thanks mods, very cool!

>> No.17732455 [DELETED] 

Fuck, Marry, Kill
>Bull
>Bear
>Bat

>> No.17732456 [DELETED] 

>>17732195
Humanz was pretty shit desu

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>>17731603
not fair, corona-chan...

>> No.17732478 [DELETED] 

>>17731603

I remember a month ago or so some annoying faggot on alex jones show was saying bitcoin was going to go to 400 grand and it was the new gold telling everyone to download apps and buy it

HAHAHA

>> No.17732482 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
toasting in an epic bread

well at-least we can laugh together and we made friends along the way

>> No.17732490 [DELETED] 

>>17732448
-7% today, then fed pomp etts midday. We probably end around -5%. Greenish tomorrow, but you should be buying puts friday and holding them over the weekend.

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I'd like to make an announcement

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>>17731603
Jokes on you but I made a nice profit from shorting the market.

>> No.17732520 [DELETED] 

>>17732490
nevermind, we are already pass 7%.

>> No.17732521 [DELETED] 

kek based mods

>> No.17732527 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
POSTING IN EPIC BREAD
>eggs and ham
>fUCK quaissaints and fffUCK PARIS COMMIES

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It all returns to nothing

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>> No.17732544 [DELETED] 

BASED MODS

>> No.17732558 [DELETED] 

>>17732504
SHHHH everyone, hes got something to say

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>>17731603
POSTAN IN A STICKY BREAD!

>> No.17732587 [DELETED] 

WHY ISN'T THIS PLAYING ON THE WHOLE BOARD
DO IT MODS

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>>17732504
This better be good, Anne.

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>>17732504
I'm all ears

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I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

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oh boy, guess i got here just in time

>> No.17732623 [DELETED] 

>>17731606
I finally managed to click this mods

>> No.17732634 [DELETED] 

>this music playing

HUE. Now we know we're in for a special meme day today, boys.

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Based mods

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>>17731911
lmao

>> No.17732663 [DELETED] 

I know, I know I've let you down,

>> No.17732673 [DELETED] 

5 minutes

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I WISH
THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

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4 MINUTES

TIME TO DIE

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pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

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Ebin, tell my grandkids I was here

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SEE YOU ALL IN HELL

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>every /pol/ happening creates an equal and opposite /biz/ reaction

>> No.17732736 [DELETED] 

Uh, why won't the music play again after the first time.

Someone pls help a brainlet before it begins/be able to click the thing.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17732558
Fuck chinks
Fuck pajeet scammers
Fuck bitcoin
Fuck link cucks
Fuck toads

And last but not least fuck jews

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>mfw excited even though loved ones could die and economy could be fucked

is this what is means to be /joker/pilled?

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>>17732684
>>17732641
It feels so good to be a bear today.

>> No.17732752 [DELETED] 

3 minutes. Is today a good time to buy SQQQ?

>> No.17732754 [DELETED] 

BREECH LEVEL ONE INCOMING

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NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE ALL MY MONEY NOOOOOOOOOOO

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>> No.17732766 [DELETED] 

>Sticky
>Komm susser todd
>Based
>Mods

>> No.17732769 [DELETED] 

will we be okay?

>> No.17732780 [DELETED] 

it has only just begun. watch out, most people have no idea how much room society has to fall.

>> No.17732781 [DELETED] 

>>17732752
buy what you can grab

>> No.17732785 [DELETED] 

>>17732741
>>17732746

we are based

>> No.17732789 [DELETED] 

1 MINUTE

>> No.17732792 [DELETED] 

>>17732769
nah, we were never okay

>> No.17732791 [DELETED] 

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOWWWN

>> No.17732798 [DELETED] 

1 MINUTE

IT'S HAPPENING

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>>17732736
I got it loaded up on youtube now.

>> No.17732803 [DELETED] 

OH GOD HIT THE FUCKING DECK

>> No.17732804 [DELETED] 

MOMMY AGGGGHHHHHHHHHGGG

>> No.17732811 [DELETED] 

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN.

>> No.17732815 [DELETED] 

HERE IT COMES
BRACE FOR IMPACT

>> No.17732816 [DELETED] 

>>17732736
just refresh

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IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN

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Omg

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>Mods are laughing at us again

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I'll see you all in crypto hell

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DROPPING

>> No.17732883 [DELETED] 

>-7% at Opening
-7% at Opening
>-7% at Opening
-7% at Opening
>-7% at Opening
-7% at Opening
>-7% at Opening
-7% at Opening
>-7% at Opening
-7% at Opening

>> No.17732885 [DELETED] 

SEVEN PERCENT IN ONE MINUTE

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>> No.17732889 [DELETED] 

>-1,748.98

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HOLY SHIT

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It's over

>> No.17732904 [DELETED] 

KNIFE IS FALLING

>> No.17732912 [DELETED] 

Don't have cable, live stream anywhere I can watch?

>> No.17732923 [DELETED] 

HODL THE DIP

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TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

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>>17731603

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>itt retards thinking they get to buy puts at cheaper prices
Keep dreaming faggots. The Fed will step in to prevent global financial meltdown.

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buy bitcoin... ans you can't buy foods whit keke
it's the end bros, nice.

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>>17731603
THIS IS THE BEST MUSIC [spoiler]to commit suicide to[/spolier]
THANK YOU FREN

>> No.17732952 [DELETED] 

>that dow jones drop

HOLY S H I T

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>>17732893

Wow 1 minute limit down It's fucking ogre bois we gonna do a triple today or what,

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>>17732933
psssssssssssssst

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>market opens
>Put doubles in value within 1 minute
holy shit

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>>17731603
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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so glad I panicked and sold everything the moment a Chinese person sneezed

>> No.17733000 [DELETED] 

ive never seen a sticky on this board other then the stupid hiromoot shit

>> No.17733017 [DELETED] 

>>17732714
Thanks faggit.

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it's been good bros, but it had to end... and now.. its all tumbling down.

>> No.17733022 [DELETED] 

>>17732952
7%. I'm loving it

>> No.17733030 [DELETED] 

>>17733000
Where were you 3 days ago

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you should've invested in bitconnect faggots

>> No.17733038 [DELETED] 

>>17732933
How though? Throw more qe and bailouts when they are trillions in debt? Nothing can stop this train anon.

>> No.17733041 [DELETED] 

>>17732999
based and checked

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I’m rich

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bros...

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GOGOGOOGOGOGO DOWN DOWN DONW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>tfw pulled out at $8500.
>tfw waiting for rock bottom
>tfw this coronavirus shit will blow over.

>> No.17733094 [DELETED] 

>>17732723
>he doesn't hedge his financial expectations by also being a /pol/fag

>> No.17733095 [DELETED] 

Circuit breaker on the S&P!!!

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we had a chance to get off the ride

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>>17731603
>retards who bought the bulltrap

>> No.17733139 [DELETED] 

Bulls - suck my BBBC - big Bulgarian bear COCK

>> No.17733142 [DELETED] 

REMEMBER GOYS BUY MY BA-ER, BUY THE DIP!

>> No.17733145 [DELETED] 

BRO INVEST NOW THE REBOUND IS HAP-

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I'm posting in a sticky.!!! Fuck.jannies, fuck niggers!!!

>> No.17733158 [DELETED] 

So what now, do we rally after the circuit breaker?

>> No.17733166 [DELETED] 

I KNOW

I KNOW IVE LET YOU DOWN

>> No.17733184 [DELETED] 

>my 401k turned into shit
Loving it
Great day
Anyways what should I buy since this is just continuing to tunble down

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>too poor for stocks
>0 losses

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I've lost everything...

>> No.17733203 [DELETED] 

Who here ready to buy with cash on the sidelines?

Reminder that to reach 2009 valuations, we still have to drop 50%.

Personally I'll be averaging down once the SP500 reaches 1500. Leaps if we go below 1000.

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2nd circuit break today im feeling it

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BUY THIS

>> No.17733219 [DELETED] 

What are the other two circuit breakers as a refresher anons, so I know when to truly begin to BANIC?

>> No.17733222 [DELETED] 

Take this crossboard bait thread back to /pol/

>> No.17733232 [DELETED] 

>>17733184
>what should I buy
a smith and wesson

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here goes the cashhhh
people butthuurtttt
/biz/ on suicide watchhhh

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17733254 [DELETED] 

>Cramer just taking calls in the middle of the show
God I love CNBC

>> No.17733265 [DELETED] 

>>17733203
me! i wanna buuyyyy

are there leveraged S&P etfs?

>> No.17733271 [DELETED] 

where are you guys watching your stocks news?

>> No.17733276 [DELETED] 

>>17733219
13% and 20%, only on s&p

>> No.17733282 [DELETED] 

>>17733219
13%, then 20% stops the day entirely.

>> No.17733295 [DELETED] 

>>17733271
Yahoo Finance.

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mio eating a candy

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omfg my heart

>> No.17733333 [DELETED] 

ORANGE KEEPS BREAKING RECORDS

CAN I GET A MIGA!?

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It's time.

>> No.17733336 [DELETED] 

>>17733271
Here?

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>>17731722

>> No.17733360 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
SIT ON MY FACE CORONA-CHAN

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>tfw liquidated all my assets two weeks ago

im gonna make it, this cycle is mine

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Robinhood keeps telling me no one is trading Puts right now, wtf does that mean? Every stock I select is giving me this.

>> No.17733387 [DELETED] 

܂>>17731772
The weight of our sins became too heavy.

>> No.17733393 [DELETED] 

This is the end of America as a world power.

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N-No... Not yet...! I can still keep going. I can still... keep dreaming...

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>>17733333
Holy Digits!!!!

>> No.17733414 [DELETED] 

>>17733367
>Robinhood

>> No.17733417 [DELETED] 

FUCK JEWS

>> No.17733438 [DELETED] 

>>17733367
The breaker tripped so yes no one is trading puts

>> No.17733439 [DELETED] 

>>17733271
listening to Jim Cramer drunk on Squawk

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Why are chinese stocks okay?

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>>17731603

>> No.17733486 [DELETED] 

US Trading Suspended.

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IT'S ALL OVER

>> No.17733507 [DELETED] 

>>17733486
i dont believe you

>> No.17733511 [DELETED] 

this was more or less inevitable, the real question is, are we going to hit the second breaker? will the fed pahmp as much as it needs to to prevent that?

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>>17733333
nice quints

>> No.17733515 [DELETED] 

>>17733271
Watching Cramer get calls from government officials on live tv kek

>> No.17733516 [DELETED] 

Thankfully i only had 1k in crypto and 1k in stocks. Just gonna hodl for a couple years, and probably DCA into stock market again starting in april/may

If youre less than 10k invested cumulatively, its probably in your benefit to not sell lol

>> No.17733532 [DELETED] 

>>17733458
Because they actually did the right thing and went all-in to stop Corona early on. China was the stonks all along.

>> No.17733548 [DELETED] 

>>17733438
Thanks, that's what I thought but I don't like assuming things involving money

>> No.17733557 [DELETED] 

>>17733507
It is suspended for like 10 minutes now retard.

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>>17733557
source?

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>>17732714

>> No.17733586 [DELETED] 

Professional trader here. Stimulus will be announced soon, buy gold. Short dollar. The stimulus will be so large it will be laughable. Play this angle because it is coming.

>> No.17733594 [DELETED] 
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>DAX is completely shitting itself
golden bear isn't good enough for this, someone make paltinum or diamond bear

>> No.17733602 [DELETED] 

>>17733507
It's called a circuit breaker.

>> No.17733620 [DELETED] 

>>17733516
You should have fucking sold 30 mins ago retard. The stock market is crashing crypto too. But ok

>> No.17733637 [DELETED] 

>>17733579
You're a retarded nigger, just check the markets and you will see theyre not moving, not slightly moving, i mean not even a 0.1 change.

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>>17732714

>> No.17733653 [DELETED] 

>>17733393
I hope the vacuum isn't filled by chinks.

>> No.17733655 [DELETED] 

Brehs.. I will have some cash next week, what should I buy? S&P ETF?

>> No.17733662 [DELETED] 

Can someone tell me why halting trading "works?"
Why would it stop a panic? Wouldn't it make people even more panicked to not be able to sell when they want to? Why doesn't it make sell-offs even worse when trading begins again?

>> No.17733678 [DELETED] 

>>17733594

Deutsche Bank gonna shit the bed this week or next, then we should really see some shit fly. Whooo boy!

>> No.17733679 [DELETED] 

>>17733602
ah that, i thought it was something else

>> No.17733682 [DELETED] 

>>17733367
You’ll have the wait 15 minutes. The stock market hit a circuit breaker due to the immense loss after the opening bell.

>> No.17733684 [DELETED] 

>>17733586
People are saying 15T in asset purchases by the Fed if we go into a full blown recession.

>> No.17733692 [DELETED] 

܂>>17731603
Glitchposting in le sticky

>> No.17733712 [DELETED] 

wat do if you're sitting on like $30-40k in cash? how long do I wait before I buy and what do I buy? Should I just buy a mutual fund if I'm an idiot?

>> No.17733717 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
SQQQ bris how much money are we making today

>> No.17733724 [DELETED] 

>>17733507
It's a circuit breaker. Markets fall 7%, they halt trading for 15 minutes

>> No.17733740 [DELETED] 

>>17733692
>17731603(OP)
>Glitchposting in le sticky
tha fuck

>> No.17733743 [DELETED] 

>>17733662
forces traders to reconsider and not act on impulse.

>> No.17733753 [DELETED] 

>>17732144
I‘m with you bro.
This will be huuuuuge

>> No.17733765 [DELETED] 

>>17733458
>Why are chinese stocks okay?

Chinese "stock markets" are fraudulent. They were putting in restrictions on selling and their government pumps money in. Its a sideshow to dupe Westerners who are used to real stock markets.

>> No.17733769 [DELETED] 

>>17733594
Glowing green uranium bear for nuclear bear run.

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Don’t be mad about losing thousands.

Be happy you were around when /biz/ was still a board.

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The stock app I use is showing everything as -100%. Looks like they entered the final result and went on a holiday

>> No.17733793 [DELETED] 

>>17733620
I'm speaking about those who held to this point, for them they should not sell at a monumental loss. They should hold and just wait ~3 years to at least break even again. Every market will recover, what's the rush

>> No.17733798 [DELETED] 

>>17733516
???
It's over retard!!!!!
The game is over!!!

>> No.17733800 [DELETED] 

>>17733743
But didn't they consider it all night and decide to place sell orders with hours and hours of consideration beforehand?

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>>17733678
MY BODY IS READY

>> No.17733828 [DELETED] 

>>17731603

Just buy the dip.

>> No.17733829 [DELETED] 

>Break ends
>Immediatly falls another percent
Its ogre

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ARE WE HITTING LVL 2 TODAYYYYYY??????????

>> No.17733852 [DELETED] 

postan ebic bred

>> No.17733887 [DELETED] 
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HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SECOND BREAKER HERE WE COME!!!

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PANIC
JUST FUCKING PANIC
IT'S ALL OVER

>> No.17733893
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Inovio up 20-30%

>> No.17733898
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IT WONT FUCKING STOP FALLING

>> No.17733928
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>down 9%

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H-hey guys what happens to your money if the company goes out of business haha

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We're g-gonna hit level 2 aren't we?

>> No.17733961

>>17733684
Yes. Trade it. It's coming.

>> No.17733968

THE PONZI IS COLLAPSING

LMAOOOOOOOO

>> No.17733986

>>17733893
Get ready for the dump

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>>17733928
LOWER!

>> No.17733999
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why contain it?

>> No.17734000

wat do if you're sitting on like $30-40k in cash? how long do I wait before I buy and what do I buy? Should I just buy a mutual fund if I'm an idiot?

>> No.17734003

Chink manufactured bioweapon.

Have some theatrics in a backwater nobody cares about, have no cases in your actual hive cities, spread it to the world then sit back.

Reminder: no western reporter or eyewitness saw what happened in wuhan. All we have is chinks word.

Right now we see the result of their bioweapon. This is an act of war and constitutes a use of a weapon of mass destruction against the west.

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>tfw too much of a brainlet to learn how shorting works

>> No.17734025

>>17733940
you get back double from the gobment

>> No.17734030
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHY IS THE FED NOT PUMPING MONEY ANYMORE

>> No.17734042

SO HOW'S THAT FUNNYMUNNY OF YOURS DOING, SON?
OH SHI-

>> No.17734046

IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END
>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END
IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END
>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END
IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END
>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END
IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END
>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END
IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END
>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END

>> No.17734069

>>17734030
pump machine broke

understandable have a great day.

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Its been real, boiz.

Hope y'all survive the aftermath.

If you havent bought supplies get, I fear it may be too late for you

>> No.17734072

>>17734030
Ink ran out and it's produce in China

>> No.17734088

>the pomp is happening

FEDS ARE SPOOKED

>> No.17734089

It’s a good thing I bought the dip on Tuesday lol.

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Friendly reminder to hug your family and tell them you love them, you won't have them around forever.

>> No.17734095

Last time they diverted people's attention with race baiting, trannyposting and various SJW identityfag shitflinging, how will The Man placate the proles this time around?

>> No.17734103

>>17734030

>implying they aren't but can't contain it

>> No.17734106

>>17734030
>money
What's that lmao?
The only things of value now are toilet paper, food and bullets.

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I guarantee you it's Jay Irwin who stickied this.

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>I..I suggest everyone wait until the market clears up. My $250 worth of long positions have been ruined by this market!

>Why is my $500 bitcoin investment down?! I thought it was supposed to go up during a recession.

>It’s impossible for us to make money right now. J..just don’t trade.

Kek. Some of you are destined to stay broke.

>> No.17734133

>>17734000
mutual funds are a tribal scam. Some of them have been proven to not even be actively managed despite their claims. Just get ETFs. But not at the moment.

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE, CAN'T WAKE UP

>> No.17734159

>>17734128
>I bought puts, I'm such a genius

>> No.17734179

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK I JUST FUCKING WOKE UP WHAT IS GOING ON

>> No.17734181
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HERE COMES THE PUMP

>> No.17734187

>Feds already pumping not even a half hour after it opens
They are so screwed

>> No.17734190

>>17733458
is this real?

>> No.17734201

>>17734030
pumping money will do absolutely nothing if not make things worse.

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>>17734118

>> No.17734216
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Bought BEAR 6 hours ago and made back everything I lost through the night x2

>> No.17734219
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>>17734030
>brrrrrrrrrr

>> No.17734222

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP

>> No.17734225

I LITERALLY ONLY PUT MONEY IN CRYPTO TWO MONTHS AGO FUCK MY LIFE

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>>17734179
It's over

>> No.17734231

THE LAST NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF OUR CIVILIZATION
>THE LAST NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF OUR CIVILIZATION

>> No.17734238

bought 9/18 $300 SPY calls.

>> No.17734242
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HOLY SHIT THIS DAY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

>> No.17734245

>>17734159
>Yes.jpg

>> No.17734270

>>17734095
This is the catalyst that allows the white nations of the world to slide into based and unironic fascism

>> No.17734271

>>17734242
any vod for this?

>> No.17734273

Witnessed

>> No.17734279

>muh digital gold

Close this clown board already, or at least split it between actual /biz/ and cryptofags. Crypto is unironically going to zero, and stock market after.

There is no safe haven. Only pain, and suffering

It's over

>> No.17734293

>>17732248
Not yet bro.
Supply line hasnt been restored.
When you see harbors in quarentined china areas reopen for 1 full week....
BUY! BUY! BUY!

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>>17734030
>MUST. ENSLAVE. FUTURE. GENERATIONS

>> No.17734321

>>17734030
Money to do what with it? Theres no demand for anything except toilet paper and canned food

>> No.17734355
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lol

>> No.17734376
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>DAX at -10.2%

>> No.17734378

mods activated based mode

>> No.17734391

>>17734238
Yikes, why 9/18

>> No.17734392

>>17731885

Because paper-gold is just a stock.

Physical gold will hold, and will provide.

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>>17731840

>> No.17734405

>>17734270
I'm sure you predicted this crash a year in advance too, didn't you? Based oracle.

>> No.17734406

>>17734095
>retarded commie doesn't understand the importance of race

>> No.17734452

Guy I think the printer ran out of paper.

>> No.17734453

>music
top fucking kek

>> No.17734457

S T O N K S

>> No.17734459
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WHAT WAS THAT

>> No.17734461

>>17734159
Buying puts may not make me a genius, but not buying them would make me a fat fucking retard.

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/biz/ b-bros.... I don't feel so good anymore...

>> No.17734477
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riding this shit to the bottom

>> No.17734478

>First pump already failing
Circuit Breaker 2 incoming

>> No.17734493

SHOULD I PUT MONEY IN CHAINLINK NOW???

>> No.17734495

How long does the fed feed trough last before it starts crashing again?

>> No.17734508
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toastin

>> No.17734509

>>17734206
/s4s/ is always right

>> No.17734522
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DO I BUY LINKIES NOW????

>> No.17734529

Whelp, buying yesterday was premature. Oh well, I'm only down 13% right now. I transferred in more money and I'll be able to buy more. Gonna double down on my energy stocks, but I might wait to see what happens tomorrow.

>> No.17734534 [DELETED] 

economic ruin and plague
biblical times

>> No.17734545

Ç'est la fin
Bullrun is cancelled for the next decade

>> No.17734546
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>tfw you are too poor to invest and don't have a 401k

>> No.17734550
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Just don't sell and you won't lose anything bullbros
like me..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

>> No.17734555

My entire paycheck is going into Bitcoin tomorrow.

>> No.17734561

guys check this out

*cough cough*

>> No.17734569
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>tfw stocked up and ready for this shit
>tfw working from home until this is over or company goes under
>tfw live in isolated area

>> No.17734574

How much money is the fed gonna print this time to save muh markets?

>> No.17734580
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posting relevant content in sticky
fill your bags, marines

>> No.17734585

>>17734529
D C A
C
A

>> No.17734601

Why is there such an overreaction to a slightly worse flu?

>> No.17734600

>2 stickies in one week
we made it big boys

>> No.17734603

IT’S OK I DIDNT WANT TO RETIRE ANYWAYS

>> No.17734605

>>17734555
bad news

>> No.17734607

>>17734118
based jay

>> No.17734608

>fed's pp already flaccid
oh no no

>> No.17734614

>>17734561
THIS IS THE CDC OPEN UP

>> No.17734616

>>17734561
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17734619
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>tfw too lazy to invest
>95% cash
ok now what?

>> No.17734621
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I'm going to unironically buy the LINK dip, I'm too far gone

>> No.17734625
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>>17731603
The ULTIMATE panic sell

>> No.17734641

This is the last straw. I'm pulling all of my money out and investing in physical gold. Does anyone know how long a barrel of crude oil will remain stable? I may invest in a couple of barrels of oil while they're cheap.

>> No.17734643

Bloomberg financial channel cut out. I’m assuming the host is committing suicide.

>> No.17734646

>>17734242
hahaha

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>>17731603

>> No.17734656
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posint in a ebidc bread

>> No.17734668

>>17734545
voulez vous couchez avec moi, madam lagarde?

>> No.17734666

>>17734406
>he thinks the sudden inexplicable rise of SJWism and racebaiting in all major media in the wake of the '08 crash and the way it hijacked Occupy was organic
You fucking moron, why is an idiot like you playing around on the market like you've got a clue about what you're doing? You're a Linkie, aren't you?

>> No.17734673

>>17734242
kek

>> No.17734674

>>17734641

>buy high sell low

based

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>>17731603
YOU FUCKING WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17734687

were living in history

>> No.17734698

>>17734106
I'm invested in Federal ammunition and trust me their stock is going down too

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>>17731603
Laughing through the pain

>> No.17734704

>>17734619
stay lazy for the meantime

>> No.17734706

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17734720
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NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17734721

>>17734687
we’ve been living thru history for the last four years

>> No.17734726
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do we do ameribros
Trump was supposed to handle this

>> No.17734733
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I JUST GOT FILLED ON ALL MY PUTS AND NOW I HAVE TO PAY TAXES AND IDK HOW TO DO IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17734737
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>>17731603
>LET ME SELL
>LET ME SELL
>LET ME SELL
>LET ME SELL


I CANT SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU GUYS SAID IT WOULD REBOUND WHAT THE FUCK!!

>> No.17734745

>>17733986
Lmao, it's pumping

>> No.17734746

interesting times we live in

>> No.17734764

Literally another GFC

>> No.17734767
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NONONONONONONO MY STOCKS IS ALL FUCKING RED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17734769

>>17734666
dilate

>> No.17734773

>>17733458
Hes talking about 80% of our medicine and most of our starting materials in ALL our manufacturing comes from china. No starting materials = no production = economy drop. Hes saying we need to be self reliant and less of a global economy

>> No.17734780
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I HAVENT HEARD THIS VERSION OF KOM SUSSER TODD BEFORE. WHERE IS THIS VERSION FROM?

>> No.17734781

Hey guys what effect would it hypothetically have on the market if I knew Trump had the Wuflu? How could I insider trade that if they, say, announced it at 9 PM tomorrow night with a weekend to prepare? Just hypothetically.

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>>17731603
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINNNN

>> No.17734786

>mfw i already uncorked the wine bottle
>it's 8:11am
maybe when i slip outta this bender things will be green again

maybe

>> No.17734785
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>>17734687
we live in a society

>> No.17734792

>>17734000
buy gold you nigger

>> No.17734795

>it's "haha money printer go brrr" episode

>> No.17734814
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>>17731603
>mfw often talk to nanners about the great depression
>mfw none of the faggots today could survive in that world

>> No.17734816
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17734816

>he didnt by ze dip yet

>> No.17734820

Is it just me or are things getting crazier out there?

>> No.17734823
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>> No.17734829

>>17734668
I started laughing when Bloomberg's youtube live stream cut her off a couple minutes ago

>> No.17734843
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17734843

You bought the dip right?
You know fed has literally infinite money?

>> No.17734854

>>17734786
>maybe when i slip outta this bender things will be green again
anon don't put yourself in a ten-year coma just because of some stupid stonks, come on

>> No.17734863

>broker platform crashes
>gold going down
It's all over boiis

>> No.17734870
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>>17734643
It's all finally happening friend

>> No.17734878
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17734878

dump it faggots

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17734885

imagine being a goldfag when you realize a handful of gold is worth less then one cosmoline soaked shovel

>> No.17734892

>>17734843
I'm unsure if even the fed can pump forever without imploding the value of the $ and ruining us all.

>> No.17734897
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>>17734814
>mfw none of the faggots today could survive in that world

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>>17731603

>> No.17734922
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PLEASE WHERE IS THIS VERSION OF Komm, süßer Tod

>> No.17734928

>>17734863
did people really think yellow rocks would magically be worth something in 2020?

>> No.17734933

>>17734843
You need to realize your hunches and guesses are worthless. It's pure foolishness to commit to anything in a situation like this.

>> No.17734935

2 circuit breakers today on the brazilian stock market.

The market opened less than an hour ago.

>> No.17734938

fucking laughing at all the faggots that actually bought the """dip"""" and thought it was going up again

>> No.17734939

>>17731603
>bitcoin -24%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17734941
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17734941

I’m taking up stealing to recover my losses. Any of you retards want to become gentleman thieves?

>> No.17734944

how come you guys spam 'fed is pumping"
how the fuck do you know?

>> No.17734946
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17734946

ALL BOARDS, REPORT IN
/jp/ HERE

>> No.17734964
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>>17734892
they can't. They should honestly be saving some of this pump power and rate cuts for after we hit the bottom to get the market moving again. This stuff is only going to prolong the pain

>> No.17734966

>>17734601
its a boomer killer

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17734970

>tfw just had a bunch of expensive dental bills and just cracked my phone screen so need a new one of those too

>> No.17734975

>>17731603
Pack it up everyone
It’s over

>> No.17734976

>>17734863
physical gold is still king.

>> No.17734978
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17734978

LAUGHING FOR 47 MINUTES CANT STOP

>> No.17734980
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17734980

How low is bitcoing gonna go?

>> No.17734981

>>17734843
>Catching falling daggers because money printer go brrr.
Just wait for the bottom. There's thousands of points to rise from the bottom, where ever it may be. No rush to gamble on speculation when you could just get hard, actionable news first.

Can money printer offset news of Trump's infection? Asking for a friend.

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>>17734946
/vg/ /akg/ Reporting in

>> No.17734984
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>>17734946
/pol/ and /lit/ here

>> No.17734988
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17734988

how much link do I need to get a wife like pic related after today?

>> No.17734989

Cryptocoinlet here, which cryptocurrency is the best to get into at this point? Should I just buy bitcoin as a safe option?

>> No.17734991

>>17734946
/pol/a/tg/ reporting in!

>> No.17734992

>>17734946
/k/ here, I'm here to laugh at you all, my money is entirely in bullets and guns

>> No.17734993

Should I just start investing in black market narcotics? Seems like a safer bet than anything else at this point.

>> No.17734994

>>17734944
Look at the chart

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>>17734946
/s/ reporting in

>> No.17735005

>>17734946
/pol/ and /t/ here.

>> No.17735006

>>17734906
iTODDLERS
BTFO

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>>17731603
All the link holders right now
“Fuck you im not selling”

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>>17733888
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17735018

>>17734988
fffffuuarrrrrrkk

>> No.17735019
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17735019

>Buying during the bear market

>> No.17735023
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>>17734946
fa/g/got here

>> No.17735032

What's gonna happen when people realize the banks don't have their money.

>> No.17735036
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17735036

It's happening

>> No.17735044

I don't know how many of you have ACTUALLY read Graham's Intelligent Investor, I have, and I believe this recession holds no weight. The fundamentals on the macro level tell me that the market should go back up soon. At least by tomorrow. I would suggest everyone buy into the market now in order to lock in their gains. I am placing calls on SPY to maximize my gains, and I suggest you all follow suit.

This is a fabricated recession brought on only by fear. The virus is nothing but an overblown common cold that has infected virtually nobody.

>> No.17735046

>>17734970
how can you invest in stocks and not be able to afford a new screen/phone?

>> No.17735045
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>>17734946
>/gif/ reporting in
busting a massive nut to this collapse

>> No.17735052

>>17734633
Linkers have been through the most amazing Rollercoaster over the passed two years lmao

>> No.17735053
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>>17734946
/sp/ standing by

>> No.17735055

/smg/sumo/akbg/sp/tv/a/pol/heem/rbl/mu/

reporting in

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>>17734946
/a/ here. Hello /jp/ my fren.

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17735060

STOCKS? WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE WON'T NEED STOCKS

>> No.17735071
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17735071

>-31% since buy
>-38% since buy
>-11% since buy
>-2% since buy

jesus christ

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17735072

>>17734946
/p/ reporting in

>> No.17735075

>>17735044
Ok J Powell, sounds good

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>>17734988
10k, or $1.69

>> No.17735078

>>17734946
/v/ here
fuck you cirno is best 2hu

>> No.17735079

>>17734992
You only need one to commit sudoku, though.

>> No.17735080
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Left my money manager three weeks ago when he asked me why I was selling everything. These people needed a wakeup call

>> No.17735085

>>17734988
why would something worth nothing get you something?

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>>17734270

>This is the catalyst that allows the white nations of the world to slide into based and unironic fascism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlPv13rG6sE

>> No.17735086

>>17731603
>stickying this
lmao jannies you're alright

>> No.17735090

>>17734633
so this happens because some guy with like 100k LINK (or more??) just market sold it all at once right?

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>>17734946
/out/ here. Pls compliment my babies.

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>>17735044
>Graham's Intelligent Investor
>I believe this recession holds no weight
It should be illegal to be this fucking retarded
>should go back up soon. At least by tomorrow
it should be illegal to be this fucking retarded

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>>17734946
/his/ standing by

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>>17731603
this is not trumps fault. He played hardball with China and now they are retaliating.

We are in an economic war with china and they are winning with the use of a biological weapon.
this is how it begins.
Welcome to world war 3

>bilderberg 2020
Decisions will be made and the whole world will change.

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>>17731603
FUCK jannies and FUCK trannies

>> No.17735125

>>17735007
WE'RE HITTING 10 NEXT CHRISTMAS GAIS

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>>17734991

Same here, Kamerad! ;)

>> No.17735133

>only 500 posts
>In a sticky
/biz/ really is dead

>> No.17735134

>>17735099
Fur looks great

>> No.17735139

>>17734946
>>17734982
>>17734991
>>17734992
>>17734998
>>17735005
>>17735023
>>17735045
>>17735053
can all tourists just fuck off. i want to have this moment with the bros.

>> No.17735143

>>17735099
I’d fuck them

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>>17731606
wtf how did you put an iframe here

>> No.17735158

>>17735099
nice mooers fren. can i come stay wif you during apocalypse?

>> No.17735160

>>17735099
Are they going to be delicious?

>> No.17735169

>>17735099
Very cute, I'm not man enough to be able to kill my livestock (if I had any)

>> No.17735172

>>17734870
>Annie comes back
>The world ends
What did Isayama mean by this?

>> No.17735173

>>17734461
how do you do this?

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>>17735139

Geh scheissn! :D

>> No.17735177

So does this count as a SECOND crash?

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>>17734946
/g/ here

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>>17735099
They look very well cared for, tell them anon said hi. Love the forest in the back.

>> No.17735187

Where are all the bulls from late last week that thought the stocks were cheap?

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I'm buying heavy machinery fuck you guys.

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>>17734946
/toy/ here. I fell out of my chair

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>>17731603
OK someone needs to explain this shit to me.
IS THIS THREAD BEING MONITORED BY CIA NIGGERS RIGHT NOW?
I'm not one for conspiracies and shit but a lot of earlier replies are now GONE. DELETED. Check the top of this thread and a lot of post numbers are crossed out.
I suspect CIA (niggers) are archiving these replies around the clock 24/7, and tracing them to our IP. High possibility we are being marked on their "Far-right white supremacy terrorist" list. The ones crossed out are most likely their top priority to be executed.
What really gave it all away to me was the fact that they hacked the reply count ITT (In This Thread). It's been stuck for ages at only 1000 replies. Sloppy fucking job mossad niggers.
IT'S OVER /BIZ/

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>>17731603

I did put all my money left for "rebuying" into shell, its like 11k€
Feels comfy desu

>> No.17735197

>>17735160
>>17735158
If this kicks off we will eat veal for months

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>>17735139
Look at me. I'm the investor now. This board is only for people who have money, you're broke so fuck off.

>> No.17735203

What does it mean "reduce only"?
I read about it, still don't understand

>> No.17735208
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>ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
>ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
>ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
>ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
>ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
>ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
>ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
>ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
>ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
>ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
>ITS OOOOOOOOOOON
ITS OOOOOOOOOOON

>> No.17735209

>>17735139
you are just making my dick harder

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About to kill myself bros

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SALVATION

ONE MILLION STOCKS GONE

HEHAHEHAHAHA

>> No.17735220 [DELETED] 

>check crypto
>down 25-30% across the board
nice hedge biz

>> No.17735227 [DELETED] 

>>17735099
awww, fucking adorable m8

>> No.17735228 [DELETED] 

>>17734946
/fit/ and /a/
here

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>>17735139

>> No.17735232 [DELETED] 

>>17735114
China is more fucked than anyone else so far.

>> No.17735236 [DELETED] 

>>17734980
3k

>> No.17735237 [DELETED] 

>>17735187
They're all out fucking your girlfriend.

>> No.17735238 [DELETED] 

>>17735188
Based Hjalmar

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BIBLICAL

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>>17734946
/lit/ reporting in

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>>17731603
Brainlet here when it comes to markets

We goofed?

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>>17735139
fuck you
we are here to help

>> No.17735248 [DELETED] 

>>17734946
/v/ /tv/ /biz/ /g/ here

>> No.17735251 [DELETED] 

>First real economic crisis since BTC became a thing
>Crypto crashes even harder than the markets.

Loving it. Hedge against fiat and irrational markets my ass you dumb faggots.

>> No.17735252 [DELETED] 

>>17735044
>tourism and shopping dead
>transportation dead
>production soon to be shut down for quarantine
Nice fundamentals.

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Linkbros, it was an honor Hodling at your side

>> No.17735265 [DELETED] 

>>17735236
sweet

>> No.17735267 [DELETED] 

>>17735133
I wonder how many have actually killed themselves?

>> No.17735273 [DELETED] 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17735281 [DELETED] 

>>17735237
Jokes on you. I don't have one.

>> No.17735286 [DELETED] 

>>17735173
Search youtube and watch a tutorial on options trading before doing it, but you can use Robinhood or any other stock trading platform to trade options.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS VERSION OF KOMM SUSSER TODD FROM? IT HAS NONE OF THE ORCHESTRA PIECES, ONLY PIANO

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This was your sell signal.

>> No.17735316 [DELETED] 

>>17735243
we coofed.

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Guys why is the past repeating itself on almost exactly a 100 year cycle???

PLS STOP

>> No.17735342 [DELETED] 

>>17735188
DANGEROUSLY BASED

>> No.17735351 [DELETED] 

>>17735211
Don't, mate. Be there for others and they'll be there for you.

>> No.17735352 [DELETED] 

>>17735295
Are you imagining it playing in your head or something? I can't hear shit.

>> No.17735356 [DELETED] 

>>17731887
OMG

I wish you luck but I'd sell within a week or 2
That's how people go broke unless that's like 5% of your folio

>> No.17735357 [DELETED] 

>>17735232
there will be casualties on both sides. thats how a war works

>> No.17735368 [DELETED] 

>>17735323
this time the right side wins tho

>> No.17735374 [DELETED] 

>>17734773
>boomers let chinese communist party take total ownership of the american medical supplies
>boomers reverse mortgage their home and spend money on cruises vacations and wine tastings instead of setting it aside for their kids
>boomers get btfo by virus
let them die

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>>17735243
we're about to watch an economic system of unsustainable boomer financial theory and only held up by consumer spending come crashing down thanks to Corona-Chan

>> No.17735394 [DELETED] 

Why isn't bitcoin dumping below 5.8k?

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Here you go, /biz/. Better luck next time!

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>>17735188

>hjalmar schacht

>88

based and economypilled

>> No.17735414 [DELETED] 

>>17732385
I meant to but I have all my money tied up in options

Have a Mattel put that's gone up 6x

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AAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>17735352
First post, very tiny pixel. It's a youtube player.

>> No.17735422 [DELETED] 

>>17735352
there's music playing, turn onii chan off or something on your 4chanx settings

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>>17735357
You've never heard about this guy called "Pyrrhus or Epirus," have you?

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>>17734946
another /jp/sie here
hoping for further crashing

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>>17735323
Because capitalism is cyclical, my dude.

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Lel glad I only got interested in the stock market the first week of March and only out in $100 and lost 10 bucks LMAO

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>>17731743
finally

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>>17735352
Firefox autoplay in the address bar was blocking it for me fren

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>>17735398
With their college assistance programs and flexible scheduling and dirt cheap food prices, it's the primo first job

Not that anyone here has or ever will get out of their mommy's basement tho

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I'm on a sticky!

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>>17734946
[s4s] here to check n kek
>>17734944
>>17734933
>>17734922
>>17734966
>>17734988
>>17735044
>>17735055
>>17735088
>>17735099
>>17735133
>>17735177
>>17735188
>>17735211
>>17735422
>>17735455
nice dubs

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>>17733653
I hope it is, so I can laugh at all the people cheering my demise, when they see what the new boss is like.

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>>17735416
gotta love hindsight

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>>17734946
/v/, /mu/, and /ic/ here

Will my art still have value in the coming fallout?

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>>17735253
we shall meet in the battlefield, brother

>> No.17735523 [DELETED] 

Just bought some cheap Monero

>> No.17735532 [DELETED] 

>>17735247
buy my bags then

>> No.17735536 [DELETED] 

thread theme

https://youtu.be/nVPZzFIPKZc

>> No.17735541 [DELETED] 

>>17735177
Daily crashes for 3 weeks brah.

>> No.17735546 [DELETED] 

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>>17734946
/n/ here

>> No.17735557 [DELETED] 

>>17735536
and what is this nigger?>>17731606

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>>17735477
Yours ain't so bad either friend. Nice lucky sevens.

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I unironically love my President.

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>>17735104
>>17735252

I'm currently laughing at you peasants. Haha! It sounds like you guys couldn't even make it past chapter 1 of The Intelligent Investor before having to pick up a "Stock Trading for Dummies" book.

Absolutely pathetic.

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>>17735572
I'll give you $50

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>>17735501
no, it never had

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>>17734946
/tg/ here
401k took a beating but I invested in plastic toys to get me through the coming involuntary quarantine

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>>17735416
It's all so easy in hindsight. The crypto market crashed less than 48 hours after my grandmother asked 'what is Bitcoin?'

>> No.17735608 [DELETED] 

Learn how to F12 fools
https://www.youtube.com/embed/H9hc8dD0aFE?&autoplay=1

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>suicide hotline not stickied too
>mfw

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get rekt faggots

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>>17732634
>>17732736
>>17732634
>>17732939
>>17734453
>>17735422
>>17735323
>>17735352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9hc8dD0aFE

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>>17735501
It doesn't have value right now

>> No.17735635 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
I BEEN SHORTING THE MARKET SINCE BOEING'S PLANES FUCKED UP
TOOK HOME 13K LAST NIGHT
FEELS GOOD

>> No.17735638 [DELETED] 

>>17735398
>implying burger shops will be operational in quarantine

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>YFW 100% LIQUID CASH

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post yfw you shorted back in early feb

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>>17731603
based mods

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Hi Carl

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>>17734946
/out/istic /an/on on standby. Just here to laugh at these maggots

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Got 1 share of boing at 160, surely I’ll make a few bucks right?

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>>17731606
why can I only find this piano version here?

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>>17734946
/sp/ reporting in

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>>17735667
I DONT KNOW ARE YOU OKAY WITH HAVING 2 MILLION DOLLARS?!!!?

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>>17735680
A T H L E T E
T
H
L
E
T
E

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If the Coronavirus is a nothingburger why is North America shutting down? My local government is basically closed wtf.
Someone explain

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bought a ton of puts last week on EWI, GE, AMD, MU and cashed out nice today
mfw

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Austrian -10% Gang reporting in

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>>17735635
Good call

I was a little late to make the connection but still would have slaughtered if I bought when I thought of it

Mattel puts are up 40% today tho lmaook

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>>17735696
mass panic+ hysteria

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>>17734946
/g/chad here

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ogre

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>>17735696
it's not a nothingburger friend, it's really happening

>> No.17735749 [DELETED] 

They said my waifu isn't real, but it turns out she's realer than the economy. At least she'll be there for me always, no matter what happens.

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>>17735648
Only impressive if you have at least double digits assets.

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>>17731603
i want to die

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The chamber of Guf is open

>> No.17735779 [DELETED] 

>>17735648
based

>> No.17735783 [DELETED] 

Fucking DEUTSCHE is in free fall. No1 derivatives trader.

MOAR, for the love of God, MOAR!

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Guys, i've been waiting the world to burn for so long. I can't even get excited over a 10k point crash. I don't feel anything anymore. There is literally no hope that I will ever get to gun down niggers down in the street and rape women with a gang of raiders in a wasteland setting. Why even live?

>> No.17735789 [DELETED] 

>>17735696
It's a mediumburger probably. Not a happeningburger but not a nothingburger either. Conspiracy theorists say it's the left wing media hyping it to make panic, kill the stock market and blame orange man. They're probably right to some degree. H1N1 didn't kill stocks after all and that's the easiest comparison.

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mods=gods

>> No.17735797 [DELETED] 

TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
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>TUMBLING DOWN

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>>17735656
don't mind me, just enjoying the show

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>>17735696
Mass panic and hysteria.

>> No.17735807 [DELETED] 

>>17732737
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17735718
belgian gang here we -11%

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>>17735776
Based

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>me with a pile of cash waiting for the bottom so I can buy

>> No.17735827 [DELETED] 

>>17735696
it's not a nothingburger

>> No.17735829 [DELETED] 

>>17735603
damn, i wish i was dead

>> No.17735836 [DELETED] 

NEXT CIRCUIT-BREAKER WHEN?

>> No.17735845 [DELETED] 

>made 7% today by buying IBIO at premarket prices then selling it at opening
there's literally no excuse for being poor

>> No.17735853 [DELETED] 

So what is actually worth buying right now?
Guns and ammunition?

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>>17735813
dam boah, mirin'

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>>17735696
Sensationalist 24/7 media need something to talk about and their getting hard nipples over how much control they have over the narrative of the world. Politicians are exactly the same.

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>>17731603

>> No.17735867 [DELETED] 

BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
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>>17735788
you sound like you would be an excellent LINK marine, get a suicide stack

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>>17735797
Laugh at me, /biz/, even though I’m already ticking back up by a couple points.

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WHATS DONE IS DONE IT FEELS SO BAD
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD
ILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN
MY WORLDDDD IS ENDINGGGGG

>> No.17735878 [DELETED] 

>>17734392
How do I learn about these? The basics of economics, stocks, etc? I mean, the sticky has plenty of books to choose from, I'm lost.

>> No.17735879 [DELETED] 

Put in a LINK order for if it drops to 1.58. Bad idea?

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>>17735799
I ant won jak a lot from the squattery the lotterys should be the jak squattery cuz i aynt jak squatting a lot y they should rename the lottery to the jak squattery cuz that's all i ever win in it!!!!!

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/aco/, /h/, /d/, /trash/ here. Just stopping by mid coom to offer my condolences.

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>>17735669
>>17735615

>> No.17735901 [DELETED] 

>>17735815
What sectors you gonna cop?
For me it's agribusiness and electronic entertainment. Things people will need during a quarantine and still easy enough to produce with mass labor shortages.

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>>17731603
I've actually been sitting on a couple k for the last couple months waiting for the next crash. Now that the market is finally collapsing when should I buy in biz autists? Now? Or should I wait a bit?

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>>17735836
Now.

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WU HAN CLAN IS NO'N TO FUCK WIT'!

>> No.17735922 [DELETED] 

>>17735853
TP

>> No.17735935 [DELETED] 

>>17735901
I just plan on plopping it into DIA once the smoldering stops

>> No.17735937 [DELETED] 

>>17735875
Suicidal?
Need Help Now?
Call 911
or
1-800-SUICIDE

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>>17735836
NOW.

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>>17731603

>> No.17735945 [DELETED] 

FOMOing like a motherfucker here. What if the crash is temporary and today is my best time to buy?

>> No.17735953 [DELETED] 

>>17735696
It simply does not exist. Virtually nobody has the illness. I have read Grey's Anatomy, many people just cannot understand this book, and I believe that many are mistaking it for the common cold.

The world cabal has made coronavirus up in an attempt to push Donald Trump out of office by taking away his greatest feat, which is the Trump Economy.

I would go ahead and just buy the dip. The market should correct itself by tomorrow. This should be apparent to you if you've read The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham.

>> No.17735954 [DELETED] 

>>17735905
NOW
O
W

ACTIVATE
PROTOCOL
TENDIES
MAXIMUM

>> No.17735956 [DELETED] 

>>17735905
When biz is basically dead that's when you buy during a crash like this. There's a lot of hype and panic but there's not enough shit and blood everywhere. This is going down. Way down.

>> No.17735966 [DELETED] 

>>17735905
wait until a major urban center in america goes on lock down
then its going to be at its lowest

>> No.17735967 [DELETED] 

Are we experiencing an economic 9/11?

>> No.17735971 [DELETED] 

>>17735867
Why catch falling daggers when you can just wait until it's on the ground and pick it up? Thousands of points to rebound when things normalize (in like a year lol), there's literally no rush to be a bull. Chill out and be an oxen for a while damn.

>> No.17735974 [DELETED] 

>>17735919
Kek

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>>17732737
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>> No.17735985 [DELETED] 

>>17735872
Already do

>> No.17736000 [DELETED] 

>>17735937
I’m not too worried, it’s already recovering to an acceptable level but that doesn’t mean I can’t feel a little sour waking up to this.

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YA KNOW IT'S FUCKED WHEN THE PAIN FEEL NICE

CHEAP LIQUOR ON ICE, NICE

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this shit is more entertaining than any tv show

>> No.17736011 [DELETED] 

>>17735872
saved

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>>17734946
/v/ here

hehehe, funni red line

>> No.17736021 [DELETED] 

>>17735905
If this crash is like the others then you should wait. Watch out for bull traps, don't fomo like a retard

>> No.17736025 [DELETED] 

>invested all of my money in phats
>trading them for tons of gf now
drowning in pussy

>> No.17736030 [DELETED] 

>>17735945
cases will explode in cities like NY and LA over april
then the real dip happens

>> No.17736036 [DELETED] 

>>17735875
You're fine you haven't lost anything unless you sell at a loss. You just won't have flexibility and liquidity for a while.

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Damn

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY HECKIN GRANITE COUNTERTOP MONEY IT'S ALL GONE

I HAVE TO BUY TILED COUNTERS NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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tourist here who lost no money

>> No.17736075 [DELETED] 

>>17731668
>>17731968
yes

>> No.17736077 [DELETED] 

>>17736036
>what are options

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>>17735886
Make you some money.
Make me some money.
DAMN IT I NEED SOME MONEY!

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>> No.17736116 [DELETED] 

>>17736036
If I sell now I’d be nearly 1/2 a million down by this point when I know it will recover and do well on the long term. Still stings but it isn’t Armageddon.

>> No.17736120 [DELETED] 

>>17735945
If you have no way of knowing, then you don't buy.

>> No.17736122 [DELETED] 

>>17735945
how can we tell when it's safe to start buying?

>> No.17736123 [DELETED] 

>>17736007
Blood sports are the sport of true intellectuals.

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>>17736081

>> No.17736135 [DELETED] 

>>17735966
>>17735945
>>17736030
Watch that little circle in New York, right above the bronx which is the only mainland connection for the 5 major New York Burroughs.

It will move down from there.

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>he fell for the stonksjew
Good goyim.

>> No.17736141 [DELETED] 

>>17736025
>tfw RuneScape gp is a safer asset than Bitcoin

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>>17734946
/a/, /k/ and /v/ here
Was nice knowing you guys

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CUZ WERE LIVING IN A WORLD OF FOOLS
BREAKING US DOWN
WHEN THEY ALL SHOULD LET US BE
YOU BELONG TO YOU AND ME

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>Friday the 13th tomorrow

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>DJI AT -7.52%
fuck bros what if it happens? it almost his -8% a few minutes ago.

>> No.17736180 [DELETED] 

>>17735953
>The market should correct itself by tomorrow.
why tomorrow and not next week or next month or 6 months from now?

>>17736021
>Watch out for bull traps

how to spot a bull trap?

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>>17736127
DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE ONLY ILLEGAL THING I HAVE TO DO TODAY?!?

>> No.17736194 [DELETED] 

>>17736030
I don't really understand the concept here? Believe me, i fucking wish we were witnessing the next plague to wipe out 30% of humanity but we aren't. At most a couple of boomers are going to die and 10 percent or so of the workforce will be at home at any given time for no longer than a month.

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this is gonna be a BAD year

>> No.17736205 [DELETED] 

posting in sticky

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I'm so happy I'm broke and didn't lose a cent this week

ALWAYS LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE

>> No.17736213 [DELETED] 

>Sticky ruined by tourists
every time.

>> No.17736216 [DELETED] 

>>17734946
/pol/ /n/igger /ck/

>> No.17736217 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
Posting in an ebin sticky thread. We're still way too high. Give me early 10s prices on bitcoin and equities.

>> No.17736218 [DELETED] 

>>17736061
>>17736109
Hey buddy, i think you got the wrong door the reddit-club is two blocks down

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ONE, NOTHING WITH ME!

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>> No.17736266 [DELETED] 

Who scooping up cheap metals?

>> No.17736267 [DELETED] 

>>17735971
Shut the fuck UP

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>>17736184
one of my favorite lines and one I've had the pleasure of using

>> No.17736280 [DELETED] 

>>17736213
As expected of country grown vegetables.

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feeling comfy

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>>17736218
u lost money haha

>> No.17736296 [DELETED] 

>>17736141
I've scoured the second-hand Dragon Dildo market before and discovered that dragon dildos are a better store of value than Bitcoin. Some of them are on par with regular inflation.

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L O W E R
G O
L O W E R

>> No.17736309 [DELETED] 

>>17736180
He's a shill trying to make people buy to stabilize the market. If he says "next month" people will just watch it fall until then, at which point it's game over. It's useless, of course.
That or he's out of his tiny little mind.

>> No.17736329 [DELETED] 

>>17735875
>-9%
Nice humblebrag.

>> No.17736330 [DELETED] 

Normies found out about options last month, so we had to do this. Not sorry.

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>>17734946
/tg/ here.
Gambling on the stocks is just an extension of my other luck-based hobbies.

>> No.17736337 [DELETED] 

>>17736180
>How do you spot a bull trap
Right now? Any day that is positive on Wall Street while the virus is in effect is very likely to be a bull trap--unless bailouts for certain industries was issued, or news breaks that the virus is under control.

>> No.17736350 [DELETED] 

I TOLD YOU NIGGERS BUY SPXU, SQQQ, SH, CHAD, AND SDS BUT NO ONE LISTENED
ALL IN THE GREEN BABY

>> No.17736354 [DELETED] 

>>17736171
They've decided not to tell the world that Trump is sick until tomorrow evening after the market closes.

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>>17736273
Same.

>> No.17736363 [DELETED] 

>>17736305
I can feel Mr. Money Bags finna boutta troll the whole town and make it skyrocket soon... or maybe not?¿? who knows.

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>>17736355

>> No.17736381 [DELETED] 

>>17736334
Why is 1 called natural?

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Alright bros I'm off to sleep, wake me up if it drops another 5% so I can keep laughing

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>>17734946
/lit/ here, reminder that crises are always golden era for literature and writing.

I bet this crisis will be longer than 2 years. Was sure it is happening after hearing from economics student like 2 months ago that with quantitative easing the bear will be gone forever.

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>>17736267
Haha mean cow go mooooo.

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>>17736330
I told you niggas, I told you about the options!!!

Only real /smg/ neets will remeber the buy to close at ATH edition.

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>>17734946
/fgg/ reporting in

>> No.17736416 [DELETED] 

>>17735044
>ACKSHULLY

>> No.17736431 [DELETED] 

I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>> No.17736436 [DELETED] 

>>17736369
you will NEVER bea girl

>> No.17736440 [DELETED] 

>>17736381
it means that the dice rolled landed on a 1 and not that the dice rolled landed on a 3 but was reduced to 1 through modifiers on the roll.

>roll a 3
>but my armor has a -2 to agility
>so it is effectively a 1
>non-natty 1 roll

>roll a natty 1
>lol critical fail
>roll for damage, sucka

>> No.17736448 [DELETED] 

>>17736381
1 on the dice before modifiers, instead of getting a 1 because you had a penalty modifier.

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>>17731603

>> No.17736463 [DELETED] 

>>17734981
Pls recommend me some sources to be wise like you, anon

>> No.17736467 [DELETED] 

The music won't play for me.

>> No.17736469 [DELETED] 

>>17736381
It means you rolled a one without any modifiers, or "a natty one". Critical failure.

>> No.17736476 [DELETED] 

>>17736381
In most ttrpgs stats and other bonuses modify rolls, a “Natural 1” is a 1 on the dice, rather than a roll that was modified to be a 1 by other factors.

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When does the big dump begin

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RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE
>RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE
RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE
>RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE
RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE
>RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE
RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE
>RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE

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>>17736413
based and holy general reporting in finally

>> No.17736490 [DELETED] 

>>17736440
>>17736448
>>17736469
>>17736476

I see.

>> No.17736495 [DELETED] 

Should I buy crypto??????????

>> No.17736498 [DELETED] 

>>17736194
SHUT THE FUCK UP the absolute cope

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>>17736403
>butcher is his greatest ally

>> No.17736511 [DELETED] 

>>17735090
Yes

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>>17736436
that's fine, because I'm a big ol manly man of 6' 13'' who likes to not wash the dishes or wipe down the stove after cooking because I'm such a fucking hog

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17736523 [DELETED] 

>>17734072
Underrated

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>>17734946
/co/ reporting in

>> No.17736532 [DELETED] 

You tourists don’t even discuss what’s happening. You’re off topic

>> No.17736541 [DELETED] 

I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN,
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF.
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE,
BUT NOW, THROUGH ALL THE HURT AND PAIN,
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RESPECT.
THE ONES YOU LOVE MEAN MORE THAN ANYTHING.
SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART,
I FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO,
IS END IT ALL, AND LEAVE FOREVER.
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE, IT FEELS SO BAD,
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD.
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN.
MY WORLD IS ENDING.
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME,
'CAUSE NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE.
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE TRUST FROM THOSE YOU LOVE.
I KNOW WE CAN'T FORGET THE PAST,
YOU CAN'T FORGET LOVE AND PRIDE.
BECAUSE OF THAT, IT'S KILLING ME INSIDE.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN.
IN MY HEART OF HEARTS,
I KNOW THAT I COULD NEVER LOVE AGAIN.
I'VE LOST EVERYTHING... EVERYTHING...
EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME MATTERS IN THIS WORLD.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN

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>tfw have $25000 for the next bull run

>> No.17736553 [DELETED] 

>>17736495
not yet

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>>17736431
I'VE LOST EVERYTHING
>EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
>EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
>EVERYTHING

>> No.17736564 [DELETED] 

>>17736532
>>17736532
>You tourists don’t even discuss what’s happening.
stocks are down

...
....
....
okay now what?

>> No.17736574 [DELETED] 

>>17736514
yet you post like a literal tranny faggot, check yourself

>> No.17736578 [DELETED] 

>>17732380
I WISH

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>>17736532

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its over frens

>> No.17736594 [DELETED] 

>>17736541
This looks like a snippet from Chapter 4 of The Intelligent Investor. I also enjoy reading this passage.

>> No.17736606 [DELETED] 

>>17736334
you can use tactical reroll after whatever free rerolls you already get like an aura?

>> No.17736612 [DELETED] 

>>17736532
Bro just soak it in. Drop some charts or something if you wanna flex a little bit. You will never have this many normies interested in your job/hobby again, just soak it all in and know that you da man.

>> No.17736615 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
mods confirmed for happening fags

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>>17736574
well that's your problem because I know exactly what biological sex I am. If people want to argue with me about it then I'll just fuck with you.

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>>17736532
Discussion just gets ignored. This thread is just for the emotional response to the latest sell-off as evidenced by the music. Just enjoy the moment and shitpost. If you want serious discussions try /smg/.

>> No.17736643 [DELETED] 

>>17736490
Also, in certain cases a "natural roll of 1" always results in a failure but getting your roll modified to 1 might not fail you (depending on system, intent, etc)
A natural 1 is synonymous with a complete failure

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>bought a week ago

>> No.17736663 [DELETED] 

>>17736532
>what is a sticky

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You have 30 seconds to meme as 2020 as possible as you can. Go.

>> No.17736686 [DELETED] 

>>17736615
lad, its happening

>> No.17736687 [DELETED] 

>this shameless pump

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S L I D I N G
L
I
D
I
N
G

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Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers

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HERE'S YOUR CHEAPIES

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>>17736532
Do you even know where you are?

>> No.17736724 [DELETED] 

Is this a good time to buy when the market is plummeting?
The way I see it, demand doesn't change but supply becomes limited. Once these companies get back on their feet after the virus they will begin to meet demand again. Is there not tons of money to be made?

>> No.17736725 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
https://youtu.be/bUtHcVzs1c0

>> No.17736733 [DELETED] 

>>17736616
why do you like to LARP as a cute little girl?

>> No.17736737 [DELETED] 

>>17736553
How much do think think it'll fall?

>> No.17736741 [DELETED] 

>>17736690
DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO TAKE A SCREENSHOT YOU FUCKING JEW

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OH NO NO NO NO

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>>17736683

>> No.17736779 [DELETED] 

>>17734118
Imagine announcing to the world that you work for fucking hiro

>> No.17736780 [DELETED] 

>>17736687
Is that why it stopped falling?

>> No.17736791 [DELETED] 

>>17735308

not the "go ahead, skip this ad. like you skipped out on buying apple, amazon stock" on yt

when famous people tell you to buy something, it's the last sell signal (may even be too late)

>> No.17736796 [DELETED] 

>>17736616
You are safe here.

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TRUMP INFECTED

>> No.17736799 [DELETED] 

>>17736750
>migrants don't have corona
>they're migrating right into the corona hotspots
warm welcome :^)

>> No.17736804 [DELETED] 

>>17736733
because I am a girl, ya retard. There's no LARPing involved. Only when I pretend to be a guy to blend in, which apparently, I'm not very good at people still somehow know I'm female.

>> No.17736815 [DELETED] 

>>17736683
1. Lay down on ground
2. Try not to coof
3. Coof a lot

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>>17736724
Yes, but were no where near the bottom baby. This is the golden bear run homie hahaha.

>> No.17736818 [DELETED] 

>>17736733
>live action
>online
Hmmm....

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>>17734946
/pol/a/c/k/ here

>> No.17736842 [DELETED] 

>>17736337
thank you anon. is there a smart way to profit from these traps or should i just hold cash until news breaks that the virus is under control or bailouts?

>> No.17736846 [DELETED] 

>>17736804
I want to cum inside your stinky unwashed pussy!

>> No.17736880 [DELETED] 

>>17731863
I'm buying!
Fifteen cents for Chain Link.
Who wants to sell me some?

>> No.17736884 [DELETED] 

>>17736741
I USE A VERSION OF WINDOWS CALLED WINDOWS 10 LTSC THAT REMOVES NEARLY EVERYTHING EXCEPT CORE SYSTEM FILES SO I CANNOT READILY USE ANY KIND OF SCREEN CLIPPING OR PASTE IT INTO PAINT SO I USED MY PHONE BECAUSE I DONT WANNA DOWNLOAD SHITWARE.

Thank you.

>> No.17736885 [DELETED] 

>>17736780
>they pump
>it falls
>they pump
>it falls even lower
fed is just wasting paper at this point

>> No.17736893 [DELETED] 

>>17736846
Based simp.

>> No.17736898 [DELETED] 

>>17736804
>Only when I pretend to be a guy to blend in, which apparently, I'm not very good at people still somehow know I'm female.
This. I've seen it happen.

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>>17734946
/m/ reporting in

>> No.17736904 [DELETED] 

>>17736797
That's probably the best thing that could happen to him in this situation, all things considered. Less good for Pence and the Reps.

>> No.17736918 [DELETED] 

>>17736842
nah

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>>17736804
Post cunny please

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number go down?

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>>17735477
Thanks, you too anon

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>>17736898
How are you able to know?
I can even 1PBTID and no image and I still get called out.
How the fuck do you guys do it?

>> No.17736963 [DELETED] 

>>17736885
Are they hoping for a miracle or something?
Seems like a lost cause

>> No.17736967 [DELETED] 

>>17734946
/x/ here
We told you

>> No.17736968 [DELETED] 

>>17735099
Electric + barbed wire
OH HELL NO
Redo you fence anon

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3 (March) + 5 + 2 + 0 + 2 + 0 = 12
ABANDON ALL HOPE

>> No.17736976 [DELETED] 

What is everyone buying right now?
You guys are buying in this golden opportunity right

>> No.17736991 [DELETED] 

I'm so fucking tired of this song.

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>>17736954
We can smell it.

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>>17736804
post profits you've made

>> No.17737021 [DELETED] 

>>17736976
toilet paper apparently

>> No.17737022 [DELETED] 

SHOW LOSES SO I FEEL LESS BAD!!

>> No.17737030 [DELETED] 

>>17736976
There hasn't been mass deaths in the USA from wuhan flu yet. It isn't even close to the bottom.

>> No.17737031 [DELETED] 

CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO

>> No.17737038 [DELETED] 

These CNBC contributors are fucking retarded.
>We know the stock is going to go down, but you should buy now because people at home will be on their phones

>> No.17737039 [DELETED] 

>>17737018
None yet, waiting for the bottom of this crash to buy.

>> No.17737044 [DELETED] 

>>17736991
this song isnt tired of you.

>> No.17737057 [DELETED] 

>>17736991
right click on tab -> mute tab

>> No.17737061 [DELETED] 

I don't understand white people. You seriously find toilet paper hygenic? Jesus Christ

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>>17736804
check your attentionwhoring ways fucking piece of shit, kys

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ALL BOARDS, REPORT IN
/pol/ STANDING BY

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>>17737038
>Cramer smashing random buttons on a soundboard

BUY! BUY! BUY!

>> No.17737085 [DELETED] 

>>17736514
lmao this shit is how people know
you talk like a limp wrist so you're either a faggot, a girl, or from san francisco
either way use stronger language and stop being such a puss
"who likes to not wash or wipe"
how about "i ain't fucking cleaning your shit"

faggot

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>>17737039
m'lady please let me purchase into your onlyfans *tips*

>> No.17737097 [DELETED] 

>>17736963
The economy is the only thing holding america together at this point. Look at the conditions in Weimar Germany before the National Socialists were elected: Massive amounts of degeneracy coupled with a broken economy. America is the same way minus the economic part. If that goes tits up, people lose faith in the system and you know what happens next, The Jews who control the fed can't allow that. The painted armor begins to crack

>> No.17737101 [DELETED] 

>>17732893
IS IT GONNA BE 17K BY MONDAY?

>> No.17737107 [DELETED] 

>>17732766
>>17731603
which version of Komm Susser Tod is this?

>> No.17737112 [DELETED] 

So, storing everything in cash for now. Best high interest rate bank account?

>> No.17737115 [DELETED] 

>>17737066
I DIDN'T EVEN!
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STARTED THE CONVERSATION
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MONEY RELATED SQUIDBILLIES QUOTES

JEEZ

>> No.17737117 [DELETED] 

Because of panic Eth selling clogging up the network I couldn't even bet on football today. Hate panicking cazzies

>> No.17737119 [DELETED] 

>>17731603

i've lost 50% of all my money
i'll stream my suicide on /b/ later tonight
good luck for those who stay

>> No.17737121 [DELETED] 

>>17737061
no we just enjoy touching our poopy buttholes
>when you wipe and it smoothly glides because your shit was messy and lubricates your entire asscrack as you smear it
that's the stuff

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>>17736954
The scent wafting off your menstrual cup. It attracts bears and sharks.

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I'm fucking ruined and my only outlet is a fucking anonymous anime image board that is closely monitored by the government

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>>17731826
I want a cute ninja gf so bad bros

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>>17737115

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>>17737044
>>17737057
Get fucked. This is the soundtrack of our lives now. See you on the other side.

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>>17737082
He is all over the place. Sometimes he will say something important, but then other times he goes
>PRINT THE MONEY, SHUT DOWN ALL TAXES

>> No.17737153 [DELETED] 

>>17737072
boards already reported in faggot

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I only made 80 bucks over a year on stocks

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>>17737115
I am once again asking you to please post bob and vagene for verification purposes.

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>>17737126
nigga the feds don't give a shit about 4chan anymore, this website is peak past-its-prime boomer status
>>17737119
you haven't lost shit until you sell, at least you aren't balls deep in an alt coin that will be abandoned in the recession or something

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>>17736954
You try too hard to not seem like a woman.

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>>17731603
What have we done?
Why couldn't we just let this man make pizza.
Look at us now...

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>>17731603
>mfw I was shorting

>> No.17737198 [DELETED] 

>>17737183
post something illegal on /b/ and start a timer if you're so sure

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>>17737125
Hold on now, using a menstrual cup is actually more hygenic and less smelly that stuffing a glorified wad of cotton balls on a string up a youknowwhat. and it isn't even close to that time yet. I'm actually getting close to ovulating again. opposite side of the cycle. Ask your gf about it.

>> No.17737208 [DELETED] 

>>17736797
what will happen to the markets if thats true?
can it go any lower?

>> No.17737215 [DELETED] 

>>17737171
More than you would've made shitposting about any other topic.

>> No.17737224 [DELETED] 

>>17731885
Margin calls.

>> No.17737226 [DELETED] 

>>17736819
any way we can tell when we're getting close to the bottom?

>> No.17737233 [DELETED] 

>>17737202
m'lady... please... just a whiff of your finest flatulence

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BEARBULLBEARBULLBEARBULLBEARBULLBEARBULLBEARBULLBEARBULL

>> No.17737241 [DELETED] 

>>17737202
>Ask your gf about it.
>jealous of Carl's gf
AND THERE IT IS

>> No.17737243 [DELETED] 

>>17737072
fuck off

>> No.17737249 [DELETED] 

>>17737171
Gimme $80

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/pol/'s been warning about this shit since January, I hope you retards shorted this in time beforehand or else you're a confirmed troglodyte.
At the actual dip (inb4 Bill Mitchell) you better buy too. Feels good to be a prepped schizo

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>>17737119
Dont kill yourself retard. This is just a test to see if you have HANDS OF STEEL.

>> No.17737262 [DELETED] 

>>17737183
Believe me, the government definitely has tabs on all of the boards on 4chan.

>> No.17737265 [DELETED] 

WHY AM I HEARING MUSIC

>> No.17737270 [DELETED] 

>>17737202
>Ask your gf about it.
Anon, I..

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>>17737183
sure thing agent jamal washington

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>>17737241
No, no, no, no, no
I'm just saying, she could tell him and it would be good for him to know her cycle so he can be sensitive to her body and have that in mind whenever he is trying to figure out why she feels certain ways on certain days

>> No.17737290 [DELETED] 

>>17737253
Went all in on shorts like 2 weeks ago :^)

>> No.17737292 [DELETED] 

guess im not retiring ever oh well haha

>> No.17737298 [DELETED] 

>>17737253
GUYS WHAT IS GOING ON WHICH CRYPTO IS SAFE RIGHT NOW?!

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>>17737238
LOVE MEEEEEE AS THOUGH THERE WERE NO TOOOOOMORROWWW

>> No.17737306 [DELETED] 

*cough*

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I bought TQQQ yesterday because I thought there was going to be a fake and gay pump today. Feels bad, bros.

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>>17732751
wtf a furry that looks hot from what i CAN TELL?
prob a freak in the sheets

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>>17737238
wait, is that intentional?

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>>17737265
TUMBLING DOWN
>>17737253
>tfw was thinking what to short
>hmmm which market will collapse

IT TURNED OUT IT WAS ALL OF THEM

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>>17737198
just because you're in a nursing home doesn't mean you should point a gun in the air and start shooting, but there are hardly feds camping the beds
the frontier moved almost a decade ago, you're chilling in Louisiana while the caravans are circling up in Utah talking about "muh frontier"
but you know, i'm sure you're still a little internet rebel to your normie friends or whatever so i wouldn't sweat it

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>>17731603
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>> No.17737329 [DELETED] 

:soundoff:

>> No.17737330 [DELETED] 

>>17737226
Yeah, when both industrial data, mainly PMI, and EPS growth in growth and inflation start ticking up, growth in gdp growth ticking up as well, as well as yields having a sharply steeper curve.

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they're not letting me bring my bitcoins into the FEMA camp and the power is going to go out with nobody to run the plant

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Predicting we'll sit at -8% for today, with more drops to come as the epidemic inevitably worsens. Sell everything and get your shorts in on the bounce tomorrow and do not buy back in until that infection rate flattens out.
This is going to be a long fight. Resist the urge to buy in before the virus gets under control, and you'll make it. Godspeed everyone.

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>>17734946
/fit/ /k/ommando standing by

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>Happening
>Sticky
>Nice music by dj.Mod
>Normies in panic mode

Who else comfy here?

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>>17737119
Imagine killing yourself over imaginary stores of labour, the boogaloo will be here within a short time and money will be worthless anyway

>> No.17737346 [DELETED] 

>>17737298
None of them.

>> No.17737350 [DELETED] 

IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

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>>17736007
/comfycashgang/

>> No.17737360 [DELETED] 

How did the situation become so bad so quickly?

>> No.17737363 [DELETED] 

>>17737292
haha life goes on man

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>>17737202
>ask your gf about her period
"No."
>>17737241
I'm too dirty for buggers. Also I make shit for money. She runs on the 666 rule
>must be at least 6 feet tall
>have a 6 inch dick
>and a 6 figure income
High marks for a b cup XDDDDDDDD

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bro...stop talking to that THOT YOU VIRGINS!

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>>17737306
DELET

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>>17737281
>trying to figure out why she
yeah men don't do that.

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>>17736954
Because sex isnt skin deep.
Neither is race.
But the media says pattern recognition is sexist and racist so people stop noticing things on purpose, wilfully blinding themselves.

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>>17737350
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
WOOOOOOO
AAAAAAHHH
WOOOO

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>>17737340
>bounce
BRUH

the markets won't bounce back within next 2 years
>>17737360
a lot of fuckups and coverups that just went out with oil and corona at the same time

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>>17731840
Kek made 5k on CRWD puts

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>>17734030
haha money printer go brrr brrr

>> No.17737397 [DELETED] 

What version of Komm Suber Todd is this

>> No.17737407 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
I was here.

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It has only begun

>> No.17737421 [DELETED] 

Why can't I hear it

>> No.17737423 [DELETED] 

>>17737337
>they're not letting me bring my bitcoins into the FEMA camp and the power is going to go out with nobody to run the plant
what do you know about the power going out?

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>>17733184
>401k
stoopid boomer hahahahaha

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>>17737360
Niggers are at fault.

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>>17737343
I love habbenings

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>>17737281
>implying I ever try to figure out why a woman does what a woman does
I just throw chocolate at her whenever she's pissy. It has a surprising success rate.

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>>17736724
>once the companies get back on their feet
anon i...

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>>17737421
What browser do you use?

GOOD LORD IT ALREADY STARTED AND IT IS ALREADY KINO

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>>17737281
I didn't want to have to play this card, but you forced my hand

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>>17735953
>I have read Grays anatomy

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>>17733184
you won't have to worry about anything in a little bit. She's coming for you grandpa

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Don't worry, guys. It's all right. It's all right.

>> No.17737498 [DELETED] 

>IT'S ALMOST BELOW 21,500 NOW

IS IT FINALLY TIME BOYS?

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>>17737119
/b/ is gay. Stream on /biz/

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The number is going up /biz/, thank you for believing in me

>> No.17737504 [DELETED] 

EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME MATTERS IN THIS WORLD

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I'm just HODLing for the dividends and don't plan on selling anything for at least another decade.
Most of what I have a REITs, and I'm wondering why they're being affected at the moment.

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>>17737496

>> No.17737540 [DELETED] 

>>17737366
I don't care about height unless he is taller than me.
I mean it would be nice if it wasn't a micropeen
but yeah, 6 figure income, yeah I mean, you know, I want to be able to stay at home and raise the kids and not have to work. I don't want the government indoctrinating my children with their brainwash.

>ask your gf about her period
What? I mean, if she's comfortable telling you about it, but that it is a very sweet gesture and a way to feel bonded because we have to suffer through stomach cramps and all kinds of stuff and just being able to talk about it openly would be so comfy. Without being made to feel gross or anything like that.

>> No.17737541 [DELETED] 

>>17734946
/bant/ reporting

>> No.17737547 [DELETED] 

>>17737393
We just had a dead cat bounce yesterday because delusional bullcucks thought we'd come back. There will be more brief surges, but obviously they're not going to indicate any long term recovery. They're just a good time to offload what you have and get some decent shorts in before the market drops the next day.

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>>17736532
>tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down

>let it be down let it be down let it be down

>it all returns to nothing...

I dunno fren, I feel like we got the gist of the place, nice party!

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>>17737534
Kek.

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>>17737534
>his reelection hopes and dreams: gone

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>>17737525
Do you know any period of history where HODLing was a legitimate technique on unstable markets?

Enjoy your rotten tulips.
>>17737547
I don't think there will be any corrections anytime soon again, I don't even know what magic to use (except hyperinflation) to fix this shit.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Its a gigantic nothingburger

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>>17731603
STICKY

>> No.17737615 [DELETED] 

>>17737571
Implying anyone will vote for pedophile kid sniffer Biden.

>> No.17737617 [DELETED] 

>>17737496
>everything if fine
kek

>> No.17737626 [DELETED] 

>>17737580
malthus gonna fix it all

>> No.17737630 [DELETED] 

>>17737586
isn't this the "BIG GAY" guy who complains about rainbows being stolen

>> No.17737636 [DELETED] 

>>17737571
Nah. People tend to rally around their leader when crisis comes.

>> No.17737637 [DELETED] 

>>17737571
>implying Biden has a chance no matter what happens
corona-chan has much better odds of taking him out

>> No.17737642 [DELETED] 

>>17737586
He's literally mentally ill.

>> No.17737652 [DELETED] 

I'm shorting crude atm it's gonna be kind of boring for another day or 2 until more panic ensues. Some of you lads are having the time of your life though, jealous.

>> No.17737653 [DELETED] 

Tourist here. Making my application later to ameritrade so i can buy stocks or ETF. Will get a loan from my boomer grandfather (I hope this goes well) watching featureman to learn shit too.

>> No.17737658 [DELETED] 

>>17737626
only if italian death rates will be the norm.

>> No.17737662 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eui9eTH0iF4

>> No.17737664 [DELETED] 

>>17737534
>I know, I know I've let you down
>I've been fool to myself
>I thought that I could
>Live for no one else

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>>17737615
If the primaries are anything to go by, boomers fucking love him.

>> No.17737683 [DELETED] 

I've been promised a second circuit breaker, you negroes better deliver.

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>>17737540
>I want to be able to stay at home and raise the kids and not have to work
And I want a harem of loli anime MILFs. But sometimes, you gotta settle for less.

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>>17737253
>tfw knew crash was coming
>tfw switched brokers after rh fucked a bunch of people over
>tfw money still pending transfers

i should be so heckin rich right now wtf

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>>17734946
/fit/ /lit/ /his/ master race

>> No.17737700 [DELETED] 

>>17737323
It all returns to nothing

>> No.17737707 [DELETED] 

>>17737615
he's that guy that sat next to obama on the tv shows, 90% of elections are name recognition in senior citizens.

>> No.17737708 [DELETED] 

>>17736330
Kek

>> No.17737719 [DELETED] 

>>17737658
Italy is undertesting a ton. Basically unless you need hospital attention (which 80% of people don't) then it's unlikely you'll get tested.

>> No.17737720 [DELETED] 

What are the chances shit bounces up today

>> No.17737724 [DELETED] 

>>17737675
>ignores Trump's record-shattering incumbent primary turnout
Go play in your sandbox, faggot.

>> No.17737726 [DELETED] 

In4 sticky

>> No.17737730 [DELETED] 

>>17737290
based, you're gonna make it anon

>> No.17737737 [DELETED] 

>>17737580
>Do you know any period of history where HODLing was a legitimate technique on unstable markets?
Unless a company bankrupt I don't think I have much to worry about.

>> No.17737741 [DELETED] 

>>17734946
/pol/ /lit/ /fit/ /out/ /ck/ reporting for ebin collapse of the pax judea

>> No.17737742 [DELETED] 

>>17737720
zero, the idea's got momentum now. shelves aren't restocked (midweek) and people think its the apocalypse all over.

>> No.17737743 [DELETED] 

Are we still collapsing? Will there be a second circuitbreaker?

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>>17737686
I make enough money now where if I was the man I could have the wife raise the kids and her stay at home.
I thought men were superior to women. How can I do manage to do something than a man can't?

>> No.17737751 [DELETED] 

>>17737720
0

>> No.17737752 [DELETED] 

>>17737724
no my sandbox has AIDS

>> No.17737756 [DELETED] 

That's how the dark 1930s started
WORLD WAR 3 BY 2030
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>> No.17737777 [DELETED] 

>>17737534
Reminder that he just cut CDC funding not so long ago.

>> No.17737781 [DELETED] 

>>17737743
We will be collapsing until June. June 2025.

>> No.17737803 [DELETED] 

Reminder that tomorrow is Friday the 13th

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>>17737750
POST YOUR FUCKING COOCHIE ALREADY I AM GONNA EXPLODE

>> No.17737809 [DELETED] 

>>17737720
x

>> No.17737812 [DELETED] 

>>17731606
You just have to make your browser bigger and then it's easier to click.

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been waiting since 2009 for the second crash.
already burned out so many times waiting for it.
always had hope this next year was the crash like all the economic youtubers were telling me.

I feel happy, in a weird sense, like It finally happened.
But I'm ok, I don't feel nothing more that a slight sense of shit here we go, is finally happening, nigger this is it.

>> No.17737827 [DELETED] 

>>17737756
In a month we'll all be standing in line for a cup of soup

>> No.17737834 [DELETED] 

>>17737750
>I thought men were superior to women.
We are.
>How can I do manage to do something than a man can't?
Literally Jews.

>> No.17737836 [DELETED] 

>>17737777
and he gave it back and then some with the spending package faggot wasted fcuking quads

>> No.17737837 [DELETED] 

>>17737750
no one cares post feet

>> No.17737848 [DELETED] 

>>17737756
>the 20's didn't bring an age of light
>what is national socialism
It was "dark" to those who hate Nations being self reliant. commie and cappies can get fucked. Either Europeans go to something that is organic or it's ogre

>> No.17737849 [DELETED] 

>>17737580
I have enough confidence that enough people like >>17737586 exist to push it up after everyone sane has stopped buying. Once the bulltards try to push it back up, I'm selling, shorting, and sleeping on it. Not the safest play for sure, but I feel it in my plums.

>> No.17737853 [DELETED] 

>>17731606

>> No.17737858 [DELETED] 

>>17737724
Magaboomers are hero worshipping retards and have a lot of free time. Bet half of them went to vote just cause Q told them to. Trump won against very unpopular Hilldawg by razor thin margin.

>> No.17737859 [DELETED] 

I moved in with my eldery father who is in poor health. He is having surgery tomorrow. My dad usually has Bloomberg or CNBC on. He had it on this morning. He said it is bad. I said I expected it to get bad. He said, "Not this bad." And he turned off the tv and headed back to bed. I have been hugging him and family during all this. We've been saying how crazy things are.

He said about how his sister's mother in law would say in Greek, "and this too shall pass."
These are.. interesting times we are living in. Who knows what is next?

>> No.17737862 [DELETED] 

Last

>> No.17737864 [DELETED] 

>>17737803
ok?

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>> No.17737880 [DELETED] 

NOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MUSIC

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>>17734946
/co/ reporting to sticky thread. Holy fuck.

>> No.17737889 [DELETED] 

>>17737848
>>what is national socialism
A short period of utter shit?

>> No.17737895 [DELETED] 

I don't care about stocks, I just want more boomers to catch the virus

>> No.17737897 [DELETED] 

>>17737750
>men
>I
referring to a group while contrasting it yourself, an individual? lmao femcel get out

>> No.17737902 [DELETED] 

My dad also always told me stocks were for the long term. Though due to being retired, he has to take some out every so often.

>> No.17737914 [DELETED] 

It all returns to nothing

>> No.17737917 [DELETED] 

>>17737848
The nazis' plan for 'self-reliance' was literally to loot and plunder the rest of Europe. Nothing good came out of it

>> No.17737921 [DELETED] 

>>17735099
Cute. I have five of them as well

>> No.17737929 [DELETED] 

>>17737877
mfw I did buy $2000 of shares in that dip. $1400 now.

>> No.17737934 [DELETED] 

>>17737384
Based

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>>17731840

I am here just because of my collection of rare pink wojaks. I don't own any stocks and live off the state's income support.

t. Finn-bro

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>>17737858
>baseless speculation
>unsubstantiated claims
>selective interpretation
Enjoy his second term, faggot.

>> No.17737958 [DELETED] 

Just short god damn.

t.
Newfag that bought short ETF thingis

>> No.17737967 [DELETED] 

>>17737917
they exploded their GDP, even post-war. germany's ww2 economy still boom hasn't died off.

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blumpf is finished.

>> No.17737978 [DELETED] 

Friendly reminder this is only the begining.

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>> No.17737985 [DELETED] 

>>17736976
It'll go lower

>> No.17737988 [DELETED] 

>>17737889
>>17737917
gommie and gappie cope

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>>17737465
Should I buy the dip, bros?

>> No.17737990 [DELETED] 

>>17737902
>My dad also always told me stocks were for the long term.
Because they are. It's best to just buy them and forget about it.

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>>17737837
>feet
the beta cuck faggot fetish

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>>17737347
Based and boogpilled.

>> No.17738009 [DELETED] 

>>17737360
It was bad and things caught up all at once.

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>>17737750
POST YOUR FUCKING CUNNY FEMANON OR LEAVE WE'RE NOT PLAYING AROUND ANYMORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>17734946
/mlp/ here, waiting for the economy to collapse

>> No.17738015 [DELETED] 

>>17737877
>buy the dip means buying the first time the ticker goes up
no

>> No.17738028 [DELETED] 

>>17737967
literally all of post-war development was due to the marshall plan you absolute retard, they were broke as fuck after the war and ate saw dust bread

>> No.17738042 [DELETED] 

>>17737988
Cope? About something that ended 75 years ago?

>> No.17738045 [DELETED] 

>>17737902
boomers just buy blue chip and sit on it. they don't have adventures in crashing

>> No.17738051 [DELETED] 

>>17737967
Yet the regular worker's wages didn't increase
Also, Nazis took massive loans to fund their economic plans. Loans they had no hopes of repaying

>> No.17738055 [DELETED] 

>>17736976
We are maybe a third of the way to the bottom. Get your fucking shorts in or go extinct. Your choice.

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My marxist friend save me, if I did obey you /biz/ probably I'd have buyed in the dip and now I were ruined like you niggers, but thanks to comrade Chika-Lenin from leftypol, I'm saved.

>> No.17738058 [DELETED] 

Sticky with more than 1000 posts?
IS THIS MAGIC???

>> No.17738068 [DELETED] 

>>17737183

> you haven't lost shit until you sell

the bag holders anthem

>> No.17738071 [DELETED] 

Um are the feds even going to aave this shit? Why are they letting the economy collapse??????

>> No.17738073 [DELETED] 

>>17738042
Yes.

>> No.17738087 [DELETED] 

BELGIUM SOOON DECLARING THE FEDERAL EMERGENCY PLAN

HAPPENING

>> No.17738121 [DELETED] 

>>17738071


June 6-13
>bilderberg 2020
decisions will be made.
No elections.
bio-fascism.
New currency coming.

its all part of the plan. You think this is an accident?

>> No.17738125 [DELETED] 

In 20 years you're going to have to explain to people what you where doing in march 2020 when the economy collapsed
and then you're going to have to explain to them what a computer was

>> No.17738130 [DELETED] 

When the Great depression happened the US had a national debt that was 17% of GDP

What happens when we get a depression with the current debt levels and deficit?

>> No.17738151 [DELETED] 

Not to sound like a Democrat, but could Russia be pulling some shit? Or the Saudis? Did their blow up the recent OPEC deal to collapse the markets so they could buy a ton of stock low and reforge the market in a powerful role? Or maybe China is buying in now.
Ugh. This stinks.

>> No.17738163 [DELETED] 

>>17738130
China and the UN come in to save the day.

>> No.17738172 [DELETED] 

>>17737261

> HANDS OF STEEL

you will need hands of diamond to hold all those bags

>> No.17738180 [DELETED] 

>>17737972

according by Liberals his finished since 2016

>> No.17738183 [DELETED] 

>>17738130
Hyperinflation, probably dollar going to bellow 1 millionth of its current value within next 5 years years.

I have absolutely no idea what could be a different solution now.

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I wish
I could turn back time

>> No.17738194 [DELETED] 

>>17738130
can't steal up all the precious metals to buffer it this time around either

>> No.17738199 [DELETED] 

>>17738163
China's debt also probably skyrocketed

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I'm going to go jerk off. My extra powerful nut will save the economy. Screencap this.

>> No.17738239 [DELETED] 

>>17738130
>What happens when we get a depression with the current debt levels and deficit?

hard re set of society.

>> No.17738242 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RHQLxVi_X1w

>> No.17738263 [DELETED] 

>>17736804
post wound

>> No.17738264 [DELETED] 

>>17738010
there are literally billions of images of nude women online. it's just a coin slit type anyway so there isn't even much to see, I'd have to spread it or something, but I'm not going to because that's way trashy and everyone would make fun of me even if there was nothing wrong with it. "hahaha what a tiny vajayjay" and stuff I've seen how cruel 4chan is to girls. And you know what? rightly so since they shouldn't even be exposing themselves online to strangers in the first place. You should only show your body and be sexual with people that you romantically love and want to be together forever with. To create a significant life long bond that you feel important to each other and really accept each other and are good companions and find fulfilling happiness. Debasing sexual stuff by just passing it out like candy prevents people from having strong emotional bonds because it makes sexual relationships non exclusive and thus meaningless and thus weakens the bond strengthening power of physically expressing love for each other.

TL;DR - Pester elsewhere if you just want to see nude women.

>> No.17738272 [DELETED] 

>>17738199
Not probably, they are currently sitting at near 300% debt to GDP. Their banks were in a precarious place before this and my emerging market bonds are getting absolutely destroyed so I have a suspicion they are royally fucked right now.

>> No.17738284 [DELETED] 

>>17737954
Ok Qboomer

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reminder its not bottom yet

>> No.17738288 [DELETED] 

IT ALLLL RETURNSSS TO NOTHING

>> No.17738293 [DELETED] 

>A top U.S. health official said the country is “not really geared” to conduct the amount of testing for the coronavirus that will be required as the virus continues to spread across the nation.

>> No.17738294 [DELETED] 

>>17738130
Dollars will be the new toilet paper.

>> No.17738296 [DELETED] 

>>17738218
god speed anon

>> No.17738297 [DELETED] 

>>17731606
comfy end of the world

>> No.17738298 [DELETED] 

>>17738151
Amazingly enough, Saudis aren't the one at fault as they were only adjusting their prices to Russian ones. Oil is everything for them and they must compete, even if that means leaving the US behind

>> No.17738308 [DELETED] 

>>17734030
PRINTER MACHINE BROKE
IT'S OVER JUAREZ HAHA

>> No.17738317 [DELETED] 

Thread theme:
Goin' Down
Stevie Ray Vaughan & Jeff Beck
(Buy when it bottoms out!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiDxxX__HkQ

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>>17738284
SEETHE harder, tranny

>> No.17738347 [DELETED] 

>>17738317
the thread already has a theme you stupid fuck

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I'm at peace, I'm the man
Buying stocks on the day of the crash

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>>17731668
that’d be both genius and pure evil and i’d say for once the mods are based.

>> No.17738356 [DELETED] 

>>17738264
Should've just said 'no'

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>>17738264
go make me a sandwitch and then kys

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Has anyone said what version of Komm Susser Tod this is?

>> No.17738381 [DELETED] 

>>17738369
I'd actually love to make you a sandwich.
I like cooking.

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NO ONE IS GONNA MAKE IT

>> No.17738412 [DELETED] 

>>17738264
It's way hotter when it's real and you're talking to the vagina. I'll show you a picture of my dick, fair is fair. I romantically love the idea of women reading my shitposts. I'll marry you if that is what it takes femanon. See none of these things are actually problems, you can post it.

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>think the DOW would instinctively shy away from -2000 and bounce back as soon as it hit it
>instead it seems to be acquiring a taste for plummeting and is just going lower

>> No.17738429 [DELETED] 

>>17738369
>>17738381
wait
>make me a sandwitch
>Sandwitch
oh...
well I can't do that.
Cool idea for a desert monster in an rpg maybe
a witch made of sand

>> No.17738431 [DELETED] 

>>17735218
PICTURE IT

>> No.17738438 [DELETED] 

This can't be happening I just got a good job bros I was ready to start investing fuck please no.

>> No.17738447 [DELETED] 

>>17738412
>>17738412
>I'll show you a picture of my dick, fair is fair.
no, I don't want that. Jeez. We're not in a relationship. stop.

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B-B-BUY THE DIP!!! IT'S JUST A FLOO! THE CURRENT MARKET MELTDOWN IS BASED UPON FEAR!!!

>> No.17738458 [DELETED] 

I WANT THIS MARKET TO REACH THE NEGATIVES
WHEN DOES THE PUMP STOP

>> No.17738459 [DELETED] 

>>17738285
Why the fuck are they even at Mar-a-Lago in the middle of all this? This fat stupid bastard deserves to drown in his own fluids, I eagerly look forward to the day.

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>>17738319
Don’t go out, reddit grandma.

>> No.17738464 [DELETED] 

>>17738455
>THE CURRENT MARKET MELTDOWN IS BASED UPON FEAR!!!
it is though

what else did it?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17738474 [DELETED] 

>>17738125
"Yeah and me and the boys we were listening to this song from an old animay, something about tumbling down, on our phones, you see, they had screens back then..."

>tfw grandpa is senile, such things cannot be

>> No.17738475 [DELETED] 

>>17738438
Unless it's the literal apocalypse, then this is soon a good time to get started. Unless you lose your job lol

>> No.17738485 [DELETED] 

>>17738438
what are you crying about then that is literally the ideal position to be in right now

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>>17738429
kys waste of posts scum

>> No.17738496 [DELETED] 

>>17738264
>drinking the Disney kool aid this hard
>romantic love doesn't exist
practical arrangements do, in short you got any useful skills besides being a hole?

>> No.17738502 [DELETED] 

>>17738460
Oh my fucking god, just nuke this site. There's nothing left to save.

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>-8.86
>looks like we were headed for -9%
>pops back up to -8.73

>> No.17738505 [DELETED] 

>>17737992
I'm sorry that you were castrated at birth, anon.

>> No.17738513 [DELETED] 

>>17738186
What's done is done, I feel so bad, I once was happy, now I'm sad...

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CLOSE!

>> No.17738539 [DELETED] 

>>17738503
it's at -9% now

>> No.17738548 [DELETED] 

>>17738503
>At -9.12%
Spoke too soon m8

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WE DID IT!!!!

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>>17738447
We could be though. I'll show you my charts if you show me it, tee hee.

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-9%

>> No.17738584 [DELETED] 

We will reach at least December 2018 levels before this stops.

RN praying for another breaker.

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>>17738539
>>17738548

>> No.17738590 [DELETED] 

>>17738539
>>17738548
>>17738553
TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.17738592 [DELETED] 

>>17738381
Honey bunny, why waste time shitposting with these lads, what did you expect of anons anyway. I get that you might be mad because of how they treated you but endlessly shitposting is just gonna waste your energy, just sit back and enjoy the show of economic downfall, no reason to be mad. Tits or gtfo is just a conditioned response to people who claim to be girls in here, same with asking for vag, they prolly don't even really want or need it so don't let it get to you.

>> No.17738595 [DELETED] 

/biz/ has been arming themselves with firearms and ammunition, right?

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>>17738505
at least I'm not a feetfaggot

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OH LORD!

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Does anyone else pull out their balls when they pee too? It's like a little cushion to sit my dick on and makes my aim better.
I was just telling my gf about this and she says its weird

>> No.17738609 [DELETED] 

>>17738438
Show up 1 hour early leave 1 hour late. If your employer doesnt go bankrupt you will make a fortune.

>> No.17738610 [DELETED] 

If you get tired of tumbling down here's a great alternative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px7FFMOTtyM

>> No.17738613 [DELETED] 

Next circuit breaker coming soon

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OH LORDY LORD!!!

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>>17738285
WOOOOAAAAAAA

THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES CONFIRMED

>tfw the happening finally came.

bros?

Its happening. Its so beautiful. I thought I wouldn't see it. I thought it would never happen but... its all returning to nothing. Its all tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down...

>> No.17738632 [DELETED] 

SONG THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI

SONG THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI

SONG THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI

SONG THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI

SONG THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI

>> No.17738638 [DELETED] 
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>MFW finally I'll get a cute gf thanks to communist strong state ruling the means of reproduction after capitalist crisis.

>> No.17738639 [DELETED] 

BODIES ARE HITTING THE FLOOR

>> No.17738642 [DELETED] 

NEW LOW
NEW LOW
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

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>>17738606
I thought I was the only one

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Has to be a record

>> No.17738667 [DELETED] 

>>17738632
based

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>>17737586
Bill Mitchell: Taking levels of cope to levels of cope no-one could have even imagined existed.

>> No.17738680 [DELETED] 

>>17738642
WE GAAN

>> No.17738683 [DELETED] 

>>17738642
TERRAIN TERRAIN
PULL UP

>> No.17738688 [DELETED] 

>>17738606
I like to unbutton my pants and pull out the whole package.

>> No.17738691 [DELETED] 

>>17738613
Lmao -6% fucking intraday just imagine, stocks literally are crypto now.

>> No.17738697 [DELETED] 

>>17738460
>how to spread THE memes

fellow children the post.

That said.. its still fucking adorable. Godspeed centigrandma.

>> No.17738702 [DELETED] 

>>17738642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV3GiHN1x2Y

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>>17738596
>pebblethrow
Every time.

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>>17731603
Is this it? The happening of our lifetimes? I'm scared for my parents, they're 60+ but they're "just a flu bro" boomers and aren't taking the necessary precautions.
I don't care about meme money numbers anymore.

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who here invest 0$ since feb 20th

>> No.17738748 [DELETED] 

>>17735953
>The world cabal has made coronavirus up in an attempt to push Donald Trump out of office by taking away his greatest feat, which is the Trump Economy
Lmfao what a retard

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>worst bear market of the century
>only 1000 replies
When did biz fucking die?

>> No.17738779 [DELETED] 

>>17738613
I'm convinced circuit breakers cause even more panic.

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HAROLD OF THE STOCKS

>> No.17738794 [DELETED] 

>>17738749
I suppose when it actually hit us that this is real, we all just went an hero

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>>17738710
I haven't invested a penny and I am 30k GBPs in debt. Truly a genius here.

>> No.17738799 [DELETED] 

>>17738709
most sobering thought with this happening, friends and loved ones all could possibly die due to corona. But they would be the lucky ones because they won't have to live through the soul crushing depression or mad max distopia if the gov'ment anhero's

>> No.17738823 [DELETED] 

>>17738779
they do. they just incentivise quicker and bigger dumping as soon as they are over

>> No.17738825 [DELETED] 

>>17738708
ok, literal beta cuck

>> No.17738828 [DELETED] 

>>17738749
fucking newfag

>> No.17738830 [DELETED] 

>>17738375
>this version of Komm Susser Tod
Ah. Here it is: >>17735615
https://youtu.be/H9hc8dD0aFE

>> No.17738840 [DELETED] 

>>17738749
Meh bait. Try again.

>> No.17738853 [DELETED] 

>>17738825
Imagine being scared of a body part lmao

>> No.17738857 [DELETED] 

>>17738709
Make sure they have toilet paper in the world to come anon.

>> No.17738867 [DELETED] 

TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONA
>TRUDEAU HAS THE CORONA
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TERRAIN TERRAIN
WOOP WOOP
WOOP WOOP
RETARD
RETARD
RETARD

>> No.17738885 [DELETED] 

only a 1000 replies? woww

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>> No.17738900 [DELETED] 

THE PUMP HAS BEGUN

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>>17738779
I agree, they just cause death by a thousand circuit breaks.

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>>17738749
There are 1151 replies, we are in the UBER HAPPENING STICKY FOOL.
NO LIMITS!!!!

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>>17738606
I pull my pants down to pee.
Feels good, man.

>> No.17738923 [DELETED] 

>>17737265
It's one of the symptoms. She got you.

>> No.17738924 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/dEtj-Kj1YQo

>> No.17738932 [DELETED] 

BREAKING: LEAKED FOOTAGE OF BORIS JOHNSONS EMERGENCY CONRA COMMITTEE MEETING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSXIetP5iak

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Anybody else from /a/ here? I have all my investments on gold and renminbis

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DB DOWN A FULL DOLLAR IN A DAY

>> No.17738983 [DELETED] 

>>17738938
Fellow /a/nimechad here.
I'm thinking of how to make use of this situation desu. Kinda new to this whole thing.

>> No.17738985 [DELETED] 

>>17737586
This man is insane

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>>17738938
based ruby poster

>> No.17739017 [DELETED] 

>>17738924
Glad I'm not the only one that thought of this.

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Can someone please explain ehat the consequences are? I mean sure people who have invested lose a shitton of money, but what happens to the normies?

>> No.17739027 [DELETED] 

>>17737929
Everyone warned you not to

>> No.17739036 [DELETED] 

It's fucking crazy how majority of normies realize that this is the worst crisis in history and just say 'lmao just a flu'. Everyone is fucked and this is terrible.
>>17739023
Inflation.

>> No.17739038 [DELETED] 

>>17738958
i am hard as a rock

>> No.17739043 [DELETED] 

>>17738932
Love yes minister.

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>this thread

>> No.17739045 [DELETED] 

>>17738749
OK someone needs to explain this shit to me.
IS THIS THREAD BEING MONITORED BY CIA NIGGERS RIGHT NOW?
I'm not one for conspiracies and shit but a lot of earlier replies are now GONE. DELETED. Check the top of this thread and a lot of post numbers are crossed out.
I suspect CIA (niggers) are archiving these replies around the clock 24/7, and tracing them to our IP. High possibility we are being marked on their "Far-right white supremacy terrorist" list. The ones crossed out are most likely their top priority to be executed.
What really gave it all away to me was the fact that they hacked the reply count ITT (In This Thread). It's been stuck for ages at only 1000 replies. Sloppy fucking job mossad niggers.
IT'S OVER /BIZ/

>> No.17739053 [DELETED] 

>>17734946
/pol/ here. Been awhile since I've seen a good happening local.

>> No.17739064 [DELETED] 

>>17738983
>>17738938
boomer youtubers are telling me to invest. Im working on my requirements now.
This is an opportunity to get rich when we recover. To be honest this isnt a loss at all.
no cure? = everybodys dead
invest right now and we get a cure? Stocks go up.

>> No.17739062 [DELETED] 

>>17738606
Do you like having pants that smell of ball sweat?

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>>17737586
>our wildfires are so bad because we don't cut down enough trees

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>>17732537
Im here for the memes
Include me in the screencaper

>> No.17739100 [DELETED] 

>>17738867
Big deal, he's young and fit.

>> No.17739102 [DELETED] 

>>17739064
It is not just coronavirus you fucking idiot.

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also
>not using the Chinese cover of the song

>> No.17739137 [DELETED] 

>>17739023
Finance related jobs make up significant amount of US employement, equities falling is a cascade effect throughout our whole economy really.

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I'm still waiting for my gold and silver to arrive, I hope the delivery services haven't been fucked over yet.

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Nobody will realize that I posted this precious snow leopard man ITT

>> No.17739174 [DELETED] 

>>17739150
MODS

>> No.17739177 [DELETED] 

>>17739137
>>17739036
Thank you for the replies guys. I'm working in a big energy supplying company in germany. Guess I'm fucked anyway

>> No.17739179 [DELETED] 

>>17739150
>censored

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>>17734946
/niceboard/ here

>> No.17739186 [DELETED] 

Should I withdraw my money from my bank account or will it still be there after this is all over?

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>>17737741
>>17737699
>>17734946
Based, except that I dont visit /pol/ much, specially after the storm happened

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>-9.13%

>> No.17739199 [DELETED] 

>>17736991
>>17737044
>>17737057
>>17737145
what song? I heard a snippet and one of my scripts stopped it

>> No.17739215 [DELETED] 

The ftse is getting fucked

>> No.17739223 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
I just lost my sense. This so surreal.

>> No.17739226 [DELETED] 

>>17739199
holy newfag

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>>17739146
same but for my water and food

>> No.17739249 [DELETED] 

>>17739199
This, I have so much anti-adware ICE that it never made it here.

>> No.17739251 [DELETED] 

/v/ tourist here, so, I just use some of my savings to buy a lot when things start to normalize, going back up, and I'll get rich?

>> No.17739258 [DELETED] 

DUMP
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>> No.17739262 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m4hDd0d2HM
pure kino honestly

>>17739215
Each european market will be fucking gone after this.

>> No.17739274 [DELETED] 

>>17739102
I do know its not only the coronavirus scares that make it go down. But i do think its the major thing happening right now. Because US depends on china to cheap production.
If china cant do shit then stock prices go down of the company that relies on them.
I have to be honest though. I'm fairly new to this and i dont own any stocks and shit. But i still do think that we can recover from the wu-flu anytime soon.

>> No.17739276 [DELETED] 

what do you guys think we'll close at? i'm hoping it breaks 20k desu

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>>17731603
>>17731606
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNN

>> No.17739281 [DELETED] 

i was in on the joke before but now it really is just actually tumbling down, holy shit

>> No.17739282 [DELETED] 

>-9.54%
lads

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>-9.50

>> No.17739289 [DELETED] 

>>17739186
>implying there will be banks when this is over.

Nice one bro.

>> No.17739299 [DELETED] 

THE NHL IS GETTING CANCELLED

>> No.17739305 [DELETED] 

>>17735603
hahahha you fucked up

>> No.17739320 [DELETED] 

no brakes on this train

>> No.17739331 [DELETED] 

>>17739251
y...yes bro... we are all gonna be rich... buy the dip... it... it will all be okay...

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>> No.17739345 [DELETED] 

-10 here we come

>> No.17739348 [DELETED] 

why is everyone freaking out over the flu? just get your vaccine lol

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>-9.61

>> No.17739357 [DELETED] 

>>17739251
Yes but don't try to time the bottom perfectly. The market is so down at this point you want to wait for the crisis to be resolved and ride that slow multi month/year recovery. Don't try to catch knives or you might just buy and have it dump again.

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Wow what country is VIX? their index is soaring

>> No.17739366 [DELETED] 

Why is everyone freaking out, isn't this the best time to invest? This shit will normalize at some point and start going back up.

>> No.17739371 [DELETED] 

>>17735088
>fascism
>88
based

>> No.17739374 [DELETED] 

>>17731787
bragging about the biggest investment of his life losing most of its value

>> No.17739375 [DELETED] 

>>17739348
>just a flu

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WHY DID I BUY BEFORE THE FLOOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>The bear will leave its cave forever

>> No.17739389 [DELETED] 

>>17739194

> 21,337.50

>> No.17739392 [DELETED] 

>>17739348
this is a decade+ of freakout preparations, everyone had their fingers on the trigger and the market shift that people staying inside for a week has brought made them all go bang.

>> No.17739393 [DELETED] 

>>17739226
ok? I didn't even hear a second of audio to recognize it in any way. I heard a noise to say the least but I know when a sticky was given a track. In fact I'm such a not a newfag that ONE OF MY MEME TRACKS were put on an entire board so uhh suck my cock fagballs.

>> No.17739394 [DELETED] 

That's fucking it I'm selling everything

>> No.17739395 [DELETED] 

>this fake-ass bounce
AND IT DIDN'T EVEN LAST A MINUTE LOLOLOLOLOL

>> No.17739398 [DELETED] 

>>17734946
/f//a/ggot here. My condolences to those who lost a lot.

>> No.17739399 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE1DhTaallM

>> No.17739402 [DELETED] 

IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOOOOWN

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>>17734000
Buy canned food, seeds, water, a gas mask, guns and ammo.

>> No.17739410 [DELETED] 

>>17739366
Sure, go ahead and buy now

>> No.17739412 [DELETED] 

>>17739366
Yes, just dont blow all your cash at once. At -65% start selling your personal possesions to buy leaps.

>> No.17739421 [DELETED] 

>>17739299

Oh fuck, I told them to stay off twitter, what did they say?

>> No.17739423 [DELETED] 

>>17735905
wait until people actually get depressed, dont buy during a period of hysteria

>> No.17739431 [DELETED] 

JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT FRANCE.

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>>17731603
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>> No.17739457 [DELETED] 

Can it go sub 20k?

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>>17739386

>> No.17739467 [DELETED] 

>>17739438
it was actually there for a second

>> No.17739476 [DELETED] 

>>17739366
The problem with your assumption is that the state before the crash was not normal. THIS is the normalization.

>> No.17739482 [DELETED] 

Back up again thank god

>> No.17739489 [DELETED] 

>>17739363
bear country

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Yeah we're going dooooooown

>> No.17739510 [DELETED] 

>>17739366
Correct. Those who held through the great depression made money at the end of it. The problem is having enough cash to live off of for the meantime. If you can do that, you shouldn't sell. If you need money to live off of for a year or so, you should've sold yesterday.

>> No.17739515 [DELETED] 

>>17737967
>>17737848
that doesn't change the fact their economy was based off plundering other nations
that's the opposite of self sufficient you smoothbrain

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>>17731603
>>17731606
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNN

>> No.17739527 [DELETED] 

haha money printer goes brrr

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IT'S BACK UP!
ONLY A 9% CRASH TODAY

PRAISE TRUMP, ATH BY MONDAY

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>>17739386
fuck don't jinx it

>> No.17739550 [DELETED] 

>>17739515
don't need to be self-sufficient, only useful to people who complete your sufficiency.

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>>17739482
Your God will not save you now.

>> No.17739564 [DELETED] 

>>17739357
thanks, mate
>>17739331
anon, we've been trough the black plague, spanish flu, 2 world wars, the cuban missile crisis, and many others, this shit is just more of the same

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>>17731603

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I WISH

THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

CUZ NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE

CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE TRUST FROM THOSE YOU LOVE

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.17739594 [DELETED] 

>>17739482
we are hitting -10% today and you cannot stop it

>> No.17739595 [DELETED] 

>>17738749
I love this retard/newfag filter so fucking much, hope that "only x its ded" posting never dies

>> No.17739601 [DELETED] 

>>17739515
but it wasn't though. It was self reliant but could have have gone onto doing that. What the fuck do you Britain and America is? At the end of the day, the best choice would have been a balance to what America was and Germany was. What we have now is shit.

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T-thanks for the CHEAPIES. Feels like I'm stealing at these prices! I mean, high quality American blue chips at an amazing d-discount! I hope it goes lower so that I can load up the boat.

>> No.17739610 [DELETED] 

>>17739564
true, this i a opportunity to get rich if anything

>> No.17739628 [DELETED] 

>>17739564
Yes...and alot of people died during those events (except the missile crisis, where everyone almost died but no one did)

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>>17739564

>> No.17739648 [DELETED] 

>>17739564
have we? i think it's more accurate to say that many people in our respective countries are descended from those people, but in eg america it's a much smaller proportion than the proportion their ancestors were
god only knows how this is going to turn out, i hope this starts a race war so we can finally get rid of the fucking niggers

>> No.17739649 [DELETED] 

>>17739363

VIX is Ayanami Rei.
Invest in Ayanami Rei now.

>> No.17739654 [DELETED] 

>>17739602
this but unironically

>> No.17739668 [DELETED] 

>>17739594
I see we are optimist, I wouldn't be surprised if you see -13%.

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>>17731603

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>>17731603

>> No.17739714 [DELETED] 

>>17734946
containment board report in.
>The Bear will leave it's cave forever
>Expect Russian bear will leave
>mfw in reality No, It's Bobo

>> No.17739722 [DELETED] 

>-8.93

cringe stop buying the dip

>> No.17739731 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
So, historically, bear markets result in a loss of ~35% from the high, typically in the span of several months. We're at ~25% in the span of several weeks. At this speed, we could well bellow the average by next week. When are you faggots going to start going all in on TQQQ?

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/d/ here. Keep going. This is my fetish.
>That feel when we sold everything when Trump was trying to war with Iran.

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Uh-oh Andy

>> No.17739756 [DELETED] 

fuck you Donald Pump

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Holy fuck brehs, posting in historic bread

>> No.17739764 [DELETED] 

>>17739685
KEEP IT UP CORONA CHAN, KILL US ALL AND END THE PAIN

>> No.17739781 [DELETED] 

Umm guys, my Amazon delivery driver just coughed on me.

>> No.17739782 [DELETED] 

looks like the dump is over for today

>> No.17739786 [DELETED] 

>1277 posts
wtf bros, we've gone even further beyond

>> No.17739787 [DELETED] 

>>17739746
>>17739746
>>17739746
>>17739746
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>> No.17739789 [DELETED] 

>>17739746
donald prumpf is fucking dead

>> No.17739790 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
:stop_music:

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>>17739685
Cute bat.

>> No.17739811 [DELETED] 

Where's snss anon I lost like $4 let's lynch him

>> No.17739813 [DELETED] 

im seeing a lot less people using the bull meme, i think they finally came to grips

>> No.17739812 [DELETED] 

>>17739781
you ded nigga

>> No.17739827 [DELETED] 

>>17739782
The FIRST dump is over.

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I think I'll leave forever

>> No.17739835 [DELETED] 

>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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What a time to be alive. Just think of how many cheapies are gonna be available now.

>> No.17739845 [DELETED] 

>>17739648
Why would this start a race war? Do you just look at literally any situation and think "maybe this starts a race war"?

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>it's going back up
NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17739863 [DELETED] 

>>17739789
Good, he deserves it for calling it a hoax and putting millions of people at risk for his idiocy. Maybe if he dies it will snap these boomers out of his spell.

>> No.17739866 [DELETED] 

I was here.

>> No.17739869 [DELETED] 

we may be schizos but we were right. I hope you prepped for the apocalypse faggots. enjoy your unclean butthole.

>> No.17739873 [DELETED] 

>>17739648
>>17739845
nothing will ever start a race war, nobody gives any fucks

>> No.17739882 [DELETED] 

>>17739635
>plague
>people die painful deaths and plague doctors make it worse by spreading it

>kung flu
> less than 10% deaths, almost all deaths from old people, more mild than the flu with some of those infected not even having symptoms
ok enjoy your toilet paper

>> No.17739896 [DELETED] 

>>17731885
liquidation

>> No.17739895 [DELETED] 

>>17739845
Do you even need to ask that question? That dude is literally cartman from south park running around screaming race war.

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>Drumpf is going to die from a virus which he denied even existed

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How the fuck do I use pitchforks and pitchfans.

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wait till it hits 21400 then poomp it

>> No.17739910 [DELETED] 

I KNOW...........
I'M GOING BEARISH
IT'S THE ANSWER BROS
INVESTING 1 BTC

>> No.17739917 [DELETED] 

Can someone explain this to me?
I don't know what's going on.

>> No.17739922 [DELETED] 

which alcohol mixes best with benzos and opiates?

>> No.17739927 [DELETED] 

>>17739882
>more mild than the flu with some of those infected not even having symptoms
keep telling yourself that. remember how it was a nothing burger 4 months ago?

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>>17739363
VIX is the country of hopes and dreams

>> No.17739934 [DELETED] 

>>17739854
It'll pump to -1200 pts around lunch time, and then dump back to -2100 eod. Cap this.

>> No.17739940 [DELETED] 

>>17739902
That would literally be the most ironic thing that ever happened to a world leader.

>> No.17739942 [DELETED] 

>>17739922
MAKE A WHITE RUSSIAN

>> No.17739944 [DELETED] 

>>17739917
Opportunity in the pain of others.

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>are you ok, anon?

>> No.17739947 [DELETED] 

>>17739922
NONE OF THEM

>> No.17739952 [DELETED] 

>>17739927
it's a nothingburger now but the hysteria is deadly.

>> No.17739956 [DELETED] 

>>17739922
Steel Reserve

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REMINDER

>> No.17739969 [DELETED] 

>>17735114
My penis can only get so erect

>> No.17739970 [DELETED] 

>>17739942
>russian
>white

>> No.17739976 [DELETED] 

>>17739922
Always cheap vodka.
>>17739927
Shit, it was a nothing burger the day before yesterday to half of /biz/.

>> No.17739977 [DELETED] 

>>17739917
let me put it in this way...
ahem
ITS
FUKKEN
HAPPENING!!

>> No.17739991 [DELETED] 

>>17739927
It still is a nothing burger.

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>>17739917
IT ALL

RETURNS

TO NOTHING

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it all returns to nothing after all....

strangely.... I'm happy....

finally.... we're at the end.... the end of it all....

I can finally sleep...

>> No.17740010 [DELETED] 

>>17739970
THAT ISN'T THE POINT IT'S JUST THAT WHITE RUSSIANS WORK WITH ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

>> No.17740014 [DELETED] 

I actually think I might just go live in the fucking woods for a few years and see if shit works out. Ted was right about all this shit.

>> No.17740018 [DELETED] 

>>17739922
cheap 40oz's of beer so like OE or really bad box wine

>> No.17740023 [DELETED] 

DJI is just barely lower than the point value of Christmas Eve 2018.

>> No.17740032 [DELETED] 

>>17740010
>russians
>work

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How did 2020 go so wrong?

>> No.17740040 [DELETED] 

>>17739902
That would literally be like a plot point from some B-movie tier flick about a global pandemic.

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>>17739869
>he doesn't have a relationship with washlet-chan

>> No.17740047 [DELETED] 

ftse slaughter finally over?

>> No.17740054 [DELETED] 

>>17739969
dont forget that Trump didnt Start the trade war. It was Obama that got things rolling.

>> No.17740063 [DELETED] 

>>17739970
Alright, muttboy.

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>>17739946
INFECTED!

>> No.17740068 [DELETED] 

>>17740032
FUCK OFF

>> No.17740081 [DELETED] 

>>17739917
Normies are freaking out
No more cruises, flights, travel. People getting quarantined, businesses affected. When the 'pandemic' is considered over in about a month or two, everything will start going back to normal.

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THIS IS A ROBBERY! GIVE ME YOUR TOILET PAPER AND BTC NOW AND NO ONE GETS HURT!

>> No.17740099 [DELETED] 

i hope it goes down further so newfags/poorfags like us get rich :)

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>>17739869
I prepped for everything late January/early February. I live in the Netherlands and went outside 2 weeks ago with mask etc. etc. Now I have a sore throat, dry cough and a low fever, did not have contact with ANYONE. I took EVERY precaution you could think of (disinfecting, cleaning of clothes even though I wore protective clothing) But I still likely have it, you can't avoid something this contagious, not 60-70% is going to get it but 100% is going to get it.

>> No.17740111 [DELETED] 

>>17740068
>anon
>fuck

>> No.17740114 [DELETED] 

>>17740033
You mean it went right

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>>17739922

>> No.17740125 [DELETED] 

one nothing wrong with me
two nothing wrong with me
three nothing wrong with me
four nothing wrong with me

>> No.17740134 [DELETED] 

>>17740104
you're most likely sick with something else you schizophrenic

>> No.17740137 [DELETED] 

>>17740098
It's gonna get to a point where you'd rather get your phone stolen than your bag of beans.

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Keep VIX for Friday or sell now?

>> No.17740151 [DELETED] 

Why is the 10-year yield up now?

>> No.17740165 [DELETED] 

This dumps after lunch right?

>> No.17740181 [DELETED] 

>>17739917
Number go low, post pink wojak.
Number go high, post green wojak.
Buy toilet paper.

>> No.17740190 [DELETED] 

>unsticky
WHAT THE FUCK MODS

>> No.17740192 [DELETED] 

>>17740165
the dump has already begun

>> No.17740193 [DELETED] 

>unstickied
was nice talking to you in this historic thread

>> No.17740198 [DELETED] 

Hello and goodbye my dudes

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It was an honour shitposting with you lads. See you all on the other side

>> No.17740234 [DELETED] 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST REMOVE THE STICKY

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>hahahahah crypto babbies stocks won't go down -20% in a w-

>> No.17740246 [DELETED] 

>>17738218
Just busted a huge nut to That Girl is an Urban Legend. If the economy is saved, that's why.

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I'm scared bros

>> No.17740257 [DELETED] 

thanks obama

>> No.17740260 [DELETED] 

postin in non-sticky fred

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<iframe width="1" height="1" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/H9hc8dD0aFE?&autoplay=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

>> No.17740276 [DELETED] 

Oh no, even the sticky got Corona.

>> No.17740277 [DELETED] 

AAAAAAA GOD SAVE US

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>>17731603
Hodl face

>> No.17740286 [DELETED] 

I'VE CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPY

>> No.17740290 [DELETED] 

>>17740193
There will probably be another one tommorow if this continues and SPOILERS it's not going to get old anytime soon

>> No.17740296 [DELETED] 

>>17740202
Doe LOIC still work?

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It begins

>> No.17740318 [DELETED] 

>>17740151
No one's buying since the USA doesn't ten years left.

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>>17740277
there is no god here only corona chan

>> No.17740325 [DELETED] 

Hearing the music as CNBC slowly fades out in the background is really comfy desu

>> No.17740330 [DELETED] 

wtf mods? lol this scuffed komm susser todd.

>> No.17740333 [DELETED] 

OMG BASED MODS!

>> No.17740339 [DELETED] 

>>17740290
But it was the first one.

Oh, it's stickied back.

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You're still on time to choose the winner side

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>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
>the thread is now a sticky

>> No.17740358 [DELETED] 

>rolling sticky now
Based

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>> No.17740367 [DELETED] 

>>17740348
back to leftypol nigger

>> No.17740368 [DELETED] 

FED PUMP ENDED, LET'S GO TO -15

>> No.17740369 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
>Sticky
:D
>Unstickied
D:
>RESTICKIED
PogU

>> No.17740371 [DELETED] 

MY GYM GAINS!!!

ALL GYMS IN THE NATION ARE CLOSED FOR 2 WEEKS OR MORE!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK CHINKS

t. Norway

>> No.17740375 [DELETED] 

>resticked

ok

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>>17740286
IM NEVER GONNA STOP
CHIPS AND PEAS AND GRAVY
I'VE ATE THE FUCKING LOT

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>>17740351

>> No.17740390 [DELETED] 

>>17737750
>Women now outearning men with subsidized education from government programs and choice of jobs due to affirmative action, paid for by taxes from white men
>women now outearn men
>women most affected

>> No.17740391 [DELETED] 

>>17740367
Make me, capitalist nigger

>> No.17740398 [DELETED] 

>>17740134
I really hope so, and yes I'm unironically a schizophrenic.

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Stop the fucking commie invasion.

>> No.17740424 [DELETED] 

>>17739731
>tfw I already have a 50% position in TQQQ
>tfw I make 160k/year
>tfw I have 85k in bonds ready to penetrate TQQQ at the bottom

>> No.17740428 [DELETED] 

>The thread is now a sticky.
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
>The thread is now a sticky.

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>>17731603
Mfw when the mod made a sticky and i may have a chance to get rich if the stocks go super low and go up massively just like 2008. But only if they go up massively. Get the feeling something will happen that will cause the stock market to never reach such a high again

>> No.17740444 [DELETED] 

YO HOLY FUCK IBOVESPA IS DOWN 20%, OH MY GOD BRAZIL IS DEAD FOR SURE

>> No.17740448
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<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/H9hc8dD0aFE?&autoplay=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

>> No.17740450 [DELETED] 

Reminder to stop music via the command :stop_muzak:

>> No.17740453 [DELETED] 

The winter 2018 fall was an early signal that the system was faltering. You should've gotten out then if your greed didn't get the best of you.

>> No.17740459 [DELETED] 

posting on a resticked thread

>> No.17740475 [DELETED] 

>>17740448
You can't just do that bro

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>2 SONGS
WHAT THE FUCK MODS

>> No.17740484 [DELETED] 

Mods please play Tsubasa wo Kudasai

>> No.17740493 [DELETED] 

>>17740391
i ain't one, but somehow you trannies think that spamming that kike's drawing all over here is gonna accomplish something, fucking pathetic

>> No.17740494 [DELETED] 

>>17740478
i had to refresh twice like the fuck

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so should i sell my stocks or what

i dont understand anything about stocks

if i say sell now will it sell later at a lower price

wtf is freezing the stock market

seems like corona gonna be fucking shit up for a while. so no chance stocks r gonna go back up anyway right? so why not just sell the shit? someone please help me wtf

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>>17740380
PEPPERONI PIZZA AND CHICKEN VINDALOO
I'M A BIG FAT BASTARD
COS I LOVE MY FUCKING FOOD

>> No.17740505 [DELETED] 

>>17740391
You're not actually a communist, kiddo. You are petite bourgeois sugar slurper with weak muscles and very soft hands. I wager you haven't done a day of hard physical labor in your life.

>> No.17740507 [DELETED] 

MODS WHAT THE FUCK. THAT'S ONE TOO MANY SONGS

>> No.17740508 [DELETED] 

>>17740478
It's symbolic of the state of our financial system, progressively becoming more and more chaotic as time goes on.

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CHINESE FLU

>> No.17740512 [DELETED] 

>>17740484
this, its the better melancholy evangelion happening song

>> No.17740514 [DELETED] 

>>17740494
>>17740478
i cant hear anything wtf

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>posting in sticky

>> No.17740525 [DELETED] 

>>17740508
boo

>> No.17740532 [DELETED] 

go back to /mu/ mods!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*huff huff*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐ

>> No.17740543 [DELETED] 

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH IT KEEPS GOING DOWN MY FUCKING 401K IS USELESS! WAKE ME UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE I BEG YOU.

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>> No.17740549 [DELETED] 

>>17739731
>historically
When was the last time a bear market was due to a global pandemic event?

>> No.17740550 [DELETED] 

>multiple songs now playing at the same time overlapping each other

Nice. Add some more.

>> No.17740561 [DELETED] 

>>17740543
are you retirin within 10 years? no, then keep accumulating stonks in your 401k

>> No.17740562 [DELETED] 

>>17740550
how to hear? nothings playing!

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>mfw watching the world destroy itself out of fear and panic

>> No.17740573 [DELETED] 

Can someone recommend me a good site to watch entire tumbling down globally?

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At 68k, down from 90k.

Why am I not panicking?

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>>17734946
/v/ here

>> No.17740585 [DELETED] 

>>17736968
kek. in the netherlands we just electrify our barbed wire.

>> No.17740604 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
Down Down Down! It Keeps dropping!
https://youtu.be/lu2pzmuFL90

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>>17734946
/pol reporting for duty

>> No.17740611 [DELETED] 

please don't let the world end i still want to play bannerlord and doom eternal

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>>17734946
/co/ and /a/ reporting in

>> No.17740618 [DELETED] 

>>17740351
Post in the dips.

>> No.17740619 [DELETED] 

>tfw got banned from /leftypol/ for a single anticommunist meme and got like 9 replies

>> No.17740625 [DELETED] 

>>17740562
Turn off your adblock-scriptblock, use a better browser, or get off your phone

>> No.17740627 [DELETED] 

>>17740585
Why even have barbed wire?

>> No.17740635 [DELETED] 

>>17740611
>bannerlord
>implying

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are we gonna reach -10% dowbros????

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>>17734946
/k/ reporting in

>> No.17740657 [DELETED] 

no more music?
I've refreshed the page a few times ublock isn't block shit

>> No.17740664 [DELETED] 

>>17739946
>>17740066
I don't care if she's infected I would still bang her.
At least I wouldn't die a virgin.

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witnessing the end of an era
should've stuck to gold

>> No.17740672 [DELETED] 

>>17740499
Yes, sell now, buy back in a few weeks.

>> No.17740674 [DELETED] 

>>17740547
I thought someone buttfucked an armadillo.

>> No.17740676 [DELETED] 

>>17740619
Stop blogging.

>> No.17740703 [DELETED] 

>>17740641
Yes.
Tomorrow.

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here comes the pump!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17740714 [DELETED] 

>>17735006
/g/ trannies get the rope too

>> No.17740725 [DELETED] 

>>17740676

>> No.17740735 [DELETED] 

>>17740611
>>17740635
FUCK NO. EVERYTHING BUT THIS. WE WERE SO CLOSE.

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>>17731603

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>>17734946
/d/ here

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you're a big pump

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OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.17740782 [DELETED] 

brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.17740783 [DELETED] 

>>17734946
/v/ reporting in

>> No.17740785 [DELETED] 

>>17740571
I'll be drinking tommorow at 9AM if this continues
>Pls continue I want to black out drunk and sleep the whole day untill the weekend.

>> No.17740788 [DELETED] 

>>17740735
Turks crashed the world economy as a cover-up for Bannerlord's eternal non-arrival. Don't let them win, never forget their promises.

>> No.17740793 [DELETED] 

>mods unstickied and restickied because they fucked the max post limit somehow
i saw that cheekies

>> No.17740812 [DELETED] 

>>17740549
That's the interesting part. The pandemic long-term is inconsequential. Short-term, you have huge economic disruption due to supply chain disruption, quarantines, and all of the knock-on effects like overburdened national health care systems, eviscerated tourism industries, etc. But the pandemic itself has nothing to due with the economy. It was just the match that lit the powder keg.

>> No.17740813 [DELETED] 

>>17740793
kek

>> No.17740817 [DELETED] 

>>17740754
from the best thread too

>> No.17740828 [DELETED] 

>>17740788
coof coof... bannerlord... 31st... march... I... praise... the empire.... coof

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>>17734946
/sci/ reporting in.

>> No.17740841 [DELETED] 

>mods unsticky thread
>Market jumps 3%
Yup totally no connection here

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IT ALL

RETURNS

TO NOTHING

I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNNNN

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bros... i think we are forgeting something... tomorrow is friday 13th, its over.

>> No.17740865 [DELETED] 

>>17740735
https://www.taleworlds.com/en/News/321

>> No.17740869 [DELETED] 

FED PUMP HAS BEGUN! BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!

FED IS PUMPING OVER A TRILLION DOLLARS!

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>> No.17740878 [DELETED] 

>>17740788
You know Bannerlord has a release date right? Even if it is gonna be early access

>> No.17740895 [DELETED] 

>>17740774
for you

>> No.17740903 [DELETED] 

>>17735139
>see /pol/
>want to ree but not get dismissed
>lumps in other boards as camouflage
LMAOOOOOOOOOO fuck off redditor, you dont fucking belong here

>> No.17740908 [DELETED] 

dubs name this event for the annals of history

>> No.17740916 [DELETED] 

>>17738264

now im interested to see your crotch, is it hairy or not?

>> No.17740918 [DELETED] 

>>17740865
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>17740878
Never, ever.

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>>17734946
/a/ /ck/

you know what they say, hindsight is 2020, probably shouldnt have spent all your money on imaginary e-coins /biz/

>> No.17740932 [DELETED] 

Panic posting aside, are we looking at the start of another great depression?

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Are there any livestreams showing the inside of those trademarkets?

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BRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Hear that? THAT'S THE PUMP!
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I LOVE ROLLERCOASTERS!

>> No.17740945 [DELETED] 

>>17740781
based, sauce?

>> No.17740947 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
I’m only 20 and I had a trust fund with $116k saved to pay for uni three weeks ago. It’s at $96k now.
How fucked am I? Will this trend continue?
I’ve never paid much attention to stocks in my life but this is extremely worrying.

>> No.17740954 [DELETED] 

>>17740936
I want to fuck that virus

>> No.17740956 [DELETED] 

>>17740932
future generations will probably lump 2008-2020 together as one big recession.

>> No.17740965 [DELETED] 

UNIRONICALLY BIZ IS SCALPED FOR SENTIMENT ALGO, ALL YOUR POSITIONS ARE SCALPED TOO

>> No.17740968 [DELETED] 

>>17740878
>>17740865
probably not gonna make it to april.

>> No.17740969 [DELETED] 

>>17740908
Corona Crisis or Covid Crash.

>> No.17740986 [DELETED] 

POMP EEET

>> No.17740996 [DELETED] 

>>17740969
Wuhan Crash.

>> No.17741005 [DELETED] 

ISRAELI RESEARCH CENTER TO ANNOUNCE IT DEVELOPED CORONAVIRUS VACCINE

>> No.17741007 [DELETED] 

>>17740908


Wu-flu panic

>> No.17741013 [DELETED] 

>>17740947
>I have a trust fund
You're super fucked

>> No.17741015 [DELETED] 

>>17735193
I’m Mexican.

>> No.17741016 [DELETED] 

FEDS PUMPING MONEY PRETTY HARD

OR
Chinese assets are buying

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>ehh shold?

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Trudeau's wife is paying the toll.

>> No.17741034 [DELETED] 

>- 4.72

NONONONON make it stop bros I wanted it to drop to -13

>> No.17741032 [DELETED] 

do you think they actually physically print the money? what sound does the money printer make, exactly?

>> No.17741041 [DELETED] 

love the music by the way

>> No.17741042 [DELETED] 

>>17740947
if you take that trust fund and do anything other than flip houses, you are completely fucked

>> No.17741044 [DELETED] 

>>17740908
Wuhan Wipeout

>> No.17741045 [DELETED] 

Is cash gang going to get fucked only holding $250k when the banks fail?

>> No.17741052 [DELETED] 

haha money printer go brrrrr

>> No.17741054 [DELETED] 

>>17735099
You’re gonna make it.

>> No.17741062 [DELETED] 

Well that pump didnt last long.

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>>17740829

>> No.17741071 [DELETED] 

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

>> No.17741074 [DELETED] 

>>17741034
Can't pump 4evr

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>>17741007
The technical term is the Wu-Flu Jew-screw with Lung-Pau sicken.

>> No.17741078 [DELETED] 

>>17740908
wuhan winter

>> No.17741085 [DELETED] 

WE;RE ABOVE 1000! PUMP IS WORKING!

>> No.17741087 [DELETED] 

>>17741044
checked and based

>> No.17741093 [DELETED] 

what the fuck is going on

>> No.17741099 [DELETED] 

The fuck happened

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JEROME YOU FUCKING ACTUAL NIGGER GOD DAMMIT. FUCK THE FUCKING FED! CORONA-CHAN END THESE FUCKING BOOMERS ALREADY I WANT MY CHEAPIES

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>>17741044
>>17740908

>> No.17741112 [DELETED] 

>>17741071
LOOK AT THAT PRINTER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17741113 [DELETED] 

what the fuck is happening

>> No.17741114 [DELETED] 

>This much of a pump with 4 hours left
They blew their load too early, this is gonna tank around 2

>> No.17741115 [DELETED] 

>>17741093
Illegal scam pump.

>> No.17741120 [DELETED] 

i've been a fool to myself

>> No.17741125 [DELETED] 

>>17741093
>>17741099
Feds just pumped a EVERLIVINGFUCKINGTON of money into stocks.

>> No.17741126 [DELETED] 

what happened?

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>>17731603


GUYS GUYS GUYS

NEW Q ANON POST.....HE SAID ITS GOING TO START PUMPING!!!!

IS Q..........>A BAGDONOFF???

>> No.17741137 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X21WDm0S-w

>> No.17741139 [DELETED] 

>>17741044
sounds cool too

>> No.17741141 [DELETED] 

DEAD CAT BOUNCE

>> No.17741144 [DELETED] 

BASED FED

>> No.17741149 [DELETED] 

>>17740869
Lmao. Was considering buying a little but naaaaa if the fed is still trying to pump it we've got further to fall.

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<iframe width="1" height="1" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/8bhYHwtEMJM?&autoplay=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>at anon's request

>> No.17741156 [DELETED] 

IT WAS ALL A LIVE CAT DIP

CORONA BTFO

WE BULLISH AGAIN

>> No.17741157 [DELETED] 

>>17739964
jesus fuck are you an insider

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>bounce eet

>> No.17741180 [DELETED] 

if you buy the dip and sell the pump, does it count as a tax refund?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17741183 [DELETED] 

We did it, bros

>> No.17741197 [DELETED] 

PUMP IT

>> No.17741201 [DELETED] 

Haha money printer go BRRRRR

>> No.17741209 [DELETED] 

>>17740781
Holy fuck this is based as hell, sauce please

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t-thanks Powell

>> No.17741227 [DELETED] 

P U M P
U
M
P

I T
T

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>>17741044
checked
thoughts of Mandarin Mayhem?

>> No.17741232 [DELETED] 

>>17741153
Nice, rare chen.

>> No.17741237 [DELETED] 

haha money printer go oh it doesnt go anymore AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17741245 [DELETED] 

>Already dropping again
KEK

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/pol/ reporting in.
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!

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>> No.17741265 [DELETED] 

>>17740945
>>17741209
Just check the title. It says: Exiled-Destiny]_Inukami!_Movie_v2_[BD_720P_8Bit]_Subbed

>> No.17741267 [DELETED] 

printer brrrrrrr

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>>17734946
/a/ and /g/ here

>> No.17741279 [DELETED] 

uhhh so the dow just shot up 1000 points in 10 minutes.

>> No.17741282 [DELETED] 

>>17741232
based retard

>> No.17741286 [DELETED] 

WHAT IS HAPPENING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17741292 [DELETED] 

>>17741265
Much thanks will check it out

>> No.17741298 [DELETED] 

Ten percent
Ten minutes
Yellow

Q

>> No.17741299 [DELETED] 

PUMP ET

>> No.17741304 [DELETED] 

>>17741267
haha printer make the brrrrrr noise

>> No.17741306 [DELETED] 

The Fed acted, and the market responded. Fuck me, I had an order for UPRO for $31 that didn't fill. It's currently $35.


Fuck my life.

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>mfw they sell as fast as I can pump

>> No.17741313 [DELETED] 

>fed waves a trillion dollars in front of everyone's faces
>world briefly forgets the virus exists
>world remembers a few minutes later and starts dropping again
kek

>> No.17741320 [DELETED] 

>>17740708
I am staunchly anti-anime. Why is this so beautiful

>> No.17741323 [DELETED] 

Oh fuck we can’t print fast enough. It’s all gonna burn before close right along side the USD.

>> No.17741324 [DELETED] 

>>17741279
That should be just as worrying as the dow dropping the same amount in the same amount of time, desu.

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17741330

buckle up the rides getting bumpy

>> No.17741331 [DELETED] 

>>17741279
Pump eet for 2 hours then doomp eet!

>> No.17741336 [DELETED] 

https://apple.news/AiEGkPe0zSgax76W59PHw6g

JUST FINE
>JUST FINE
JUST FINE
>JUST FINE
JUST FINE
>JUST FINE
JUST FINE
>JUST FINE
JUST FINE
>JUST FINE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17741340 [DELETED] 

>>17741279

All perfectly normal gyrations of the market, my dear anon.

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Just a dip

>> No.17741350 [DELETED] 

Fed isn’t strong enough

>> No.17741351 [DELETED] 

>>17741320
This is an anime website, why are you here you fucking troglodyte?

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Pumpy pumpy all you want but you can't stop the elevator to hell Mr.Fed.

>> No.17741359 [DELETED] 

Niggers tongue my anus

Q

>> No.17741366 [DELETED] 

>>17740627
ask the farmers.
maybe they are just dicks

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>>17731603
>New to stocks
>Got into Robinhood casually a month ago
>Took it semiserious a week and a half ago
>Bought stock when low like /biz/ said

>It keeps going lower

END IT.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17741374 [DELETED] 

Is this a good time to buy airline stocks? Or you guys think they're gonna fall even more?

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>>17741279
That may well have been the biggest fed pump of all time.

>> No.17741385 [DELETED] 

OH NO BEAR BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17741386 [DELETED] 

pumdump et

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>>17741307
that's nice

>> No.17741394 [DELETED] 

>fed runs out of money
>instantly drops
kek

>> No.17741397 [DELETED] 

FUCK THE FED

>> No.17741399 [DELETED] 

>>17741320
Eva is kino

>> No.17741403 [DELETED] 

>>17741351
Because this site has its redeeming qualities

>> No.17741415 [DELETED] 

>>17741371
>>17741372
WHAT THE FUCK>>17741372

>> No.17741423 [DELETED] 

uhh bros... its going down again

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>He sold?
>activate ze money printer and pamp it

>> No.17741444 [DELETED] 

>eh boght ze pump?
>DUMMPPP EETTTT

>> No.17741445 [DELETED] 

>>17741371
>>17741372
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>> No.17741449 [DELETED] 

WE'RE GOIN BACK DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17741455 [DELETED] 

>>17741371
>>17741372
What the hell

>> No.17741456 [DELETED] 

someone get a hold of Bizonacci, he MUST do a new video

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>>17741415
Blame him

>> No.17741462 [DELETED] 

>>17741372
>>17741371

>>17741415
MOOOOOOOOOOT

>> No.17741463 [DELETED] 

>>17741320

Evangelion transcends the medium

>> No.17741466 [DELETED] 

>>17741394
Like a fucking rock.

>> No.17741467 [DELETED] 

>>17741320
EVA is more than anime

>> No.17741470 [DELETED] 

>>17741371
>>17741372
hivemind lol back to -6 already weeeeeeeeee

>> No.17741475 [DELETED] 

Well I was green for about 5 whole minutes. Fuck

>> No.17741480 [DELETED] 

We can sell faster than the fed can pump it

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PUMP ET
dump et

>> No.17741498 [DELETED] 

There's 3 hours left in the trading day. Trudeau is self-isolating and payroll tax relief may have fallen through. On the other hand, Israelis claim to have a vaccine which may or may not work and fed pump is in overdrive. Will it be enough?

I doubt it personally. This is just the beginning of wuflu in the United States from what I can see, and coronaviruses have always been notoriously hard to treat. We still don't have a working vaccine for the original SARS from 18 years ago. I don't think the Jews nailed one in 3 months.

>> No.17741499 [DELETED] 

>>17739083
>wow retard doesn't know if forest fire doesn't happen occasionally too many branches will pile up in the forest and make the potential for forest fires to get so hot to ruin the minerals in the soil
Wow kill yourself you clueless faggot, you have become so detached from nature you might as well taking hormone pills you gay ass tranny anime posting faggot.

>> No.17741501 [DELETED] 

>>17741374
This isn't Bitcoin. Time frames are far longer.
The crash hasn't even started.
We haven't even seen Corona properly ramp up in most countries.
Then comes the layoffs and companies going bust because of their debt etc..
Wait for this shit to fall 60-80%

>> No.17741502 [DELETED] 

>>17741457
nice boat

>> No.17741506 [DELETED] 

>>17741371
>>17741372
TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.17741511 [DELETED] 

BUT THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE

>> No.17741512 [DELETED] 

WHERES THE BIG BAZOOKA THEY PROMISED

>> No.17741518 [DELETED] 

FUNDS ARE SAFU

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>>17741511

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PUMP
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17741537 [DELETED] 

MR STOCKS MR STOCKS LET ME IN

not by the hair of my chinny chin chin

THEN ILL PUMP, AND ILL PUMP, AND ILL PUMP YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

>> No.17741543 [DELETED] 

>>17737750
And yet no kids. One job bitch, one job.

>> No.17741544 [DELETED] 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT IS HAPPENING

>> No.17741545 [DELETED] 

>>17741457
THE MOOT OF DEAD BOARDS

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>Tsubasa Wo Kudasai
Don't care if the rest of the remakes were shit, they were entirely justified for this amazing kino scene

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>>17741529
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

>> No.17741556 [DELETED] 

>>17741529
Natural growth in the market, nothing to see here.
Carry on citizen and buy the dip.

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Oh dear, did the Fed run out of money??

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What should a bdsm virgin invest in at these times?

>> No.17741577 [DELETED] 

>>17741403
an hero

>> No.17741587 [DELETED] 

FED pumped 1300 POINTS into the market

1 point = ~300 million dollars

1300 points = ~400 BILLION DOLLARS


THE FED PUMPED NEARLY HALF A TRILLION DOLLAR. INTO THE MARKET.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

>> No.17741589 [DELETED] 

>>17741498
It's pretty easy to make a vaccine if you built the virus. Man, Iran really got hit hard didn't it!

>> No.17741594 [DELETED] 

>>17741552
it's already going down lad

>> No.17741597 [DELETED] 

>>17741498
>doubting the chosen.

The lord's people act in mysterious ways

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>> No.17741615 [DELETED] 

>>17741498
>I don't think the Jews nailed one in 3 months.
that is unless they are the ones who created the virus

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>>17741565
Buy XLM for maximum gainz

>> No.17741628 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
I didn’t see the sticky until now wtf holy shit this is really tanking my stocks like holy cow I just won big, I need this to go lower so I can buy the dip and not buy high and sell low as the /biz/ motto states

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17741636 [DELETED] 

>>17741587
Why would they do it all at once like this?

>> No.17741637 [DELETED] 

>>17741498
>I don't think the Jews nailed one in 3 months.
They’re only good at that when it’s the son of God

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LMAO

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>>17741587
>Money printer go brrrrrrrr

>> No.17741651 [DELETED] 

>>17741403
>Because this site has its redeeming qualities
you fucking retard

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The anarcho-syndicalist movement welcomes you, American brothers!

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>>17741529
Unironically all me see
>>17738218
>>17740246

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Deutsche Bank domino tumbling

>> No.17741660 [DELETED] 

>>17741587
how the fuck do you know this?

>> No.17741662 [DELETED] 

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17741666 [DELETED] 

>>17741587
500 Billion according to reports. Fat lot of fucking good it did.

>> No.17741668 [DELETED] 

>>17737503
Damn. I didn't know the /fit/ new year comic guy made /biz/ memes too. Based.

>> No.17741669 [DELETED] 

>>17741498
>>17741615
germans also came up with something, for what thats worth.

>> No.17741676 [DELETED] 

>>17741587
Don't they have a daily limit of 100 or something?

>> No.17741685 [DELETED] 

>>17741394
it means the selling is not over.

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>It's already dumping again

THE FED CAN'T STOP IT, RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17741636
>>17741649
WHAT

THE

FUCK

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>17741587
Far more than 1300 since it struggled to get there. Still
>mfw they casually pumped my cunt's GDP in 10 minutes to no effect.

>> No.17741713 [DELETED] 

>>17741587
THE GOVERNMENT IS IN COMPLETE PANIC MODE

>> No.17741731 [DELETED] 

>>17741676
>fed having a limit
They are above cattle law. They live free like you should be.

>>17741685
invest in IQ

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>>17741689

>> No.17741734 [DELETED] 

Where’s the serious discussion you retards.
I can see you tourists. You’re not even watching the DOW. You’re just saying whatever we’re saying

>> No.17741748 [DELETED] 

>>17741713
the fed isnt the government

>> No.17741749 [DELETED] 

>>17741689
So it's gonna skyrocket in ten minutes, right?

>> No.17741751 [DELETED] 

OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO

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>>17735905
I'm sitting on ~60k liquid cash. Iwant to set up my brokerage account now to be 100% ready for the buyback. How likely is it that my brokerage gets shaken out in all this if I do? Does federal insurance extend to cash in brokerage accounts if I go with the right form?

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Reminder it can't bounce forever.

>> No.17741760 [DELETED] 

>>17741689
HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

>> No.17741762 [DELETED] 

>>17741689
HOLY FUCK

ITS CONFIRMED

500 BILLION DOLLAR PUMP.
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.

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>>17741638
We're now reaching hitherto unseen levels of cope.

>> No.17741769 [DELETED] 

Dow now only 800 points down we might see green today but I doubt it

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>he bought the dip?

>> No.17741778 [DELETED] 

>>17741689
BRRRRRRRRRRRRR INTENSIFIES

>> No.17741788 [DELETED] 

>>17741689
>today, we will be poomping.
>tomorrow? Also poomping.

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>pump market up 1300 points with 500billion to -4%
>800 points proceed to get wiped out and drops back to -6%

>> No.17741794 [DELETED] 

>>17741734
You're in a sticky, retard.

>> No.17741803 [DELETED] 

>>17741689
Can someone explain what the fed means by a "repo"?

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>>17741689
BRRRRRRRRR WHIRRRRR BRRRR CHUGGA CHUGGA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17741803

>> No.17741835 [DELETED] 

>>17741689
>1.5 TRILLION DOLLARS IN 2 DAYS

THIS IS THE END

>> No.17741842 [DELETED] 

haha printer go brrrrr

>> No.17741847 [DELETED] 
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PRINT FASTER

>> No.17741855 [DELETED] 

inb4 another pump to make the chart look less suspicious

>> No.17741865 [DELETED] 

>>17741789
Not priced in yet.

>> No.17741872 [DELETED] 

>>17741689
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH IM POOMPING

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>>17741789
Could that go down as the most amount of money wasted in the least amount of time?

>> No.17741881 [DELETED] 

The song fits the current situation perfectly.
F

>> No.17741883 [DELETED] 
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WE ARE HERE!!!!!
It's going on

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HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING

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>>17731603
T SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURS
IT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURS
IT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURS

https://www.foxnews.com/health/coronavirus-live-plastic-stainless-steel-for-up-to-3-days

IT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURS
IT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURS
IT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURS

IT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURS
IT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURS
IT SURVIVES IN THE AIR FOR 3 HOURS

>> No.17741900 [DELETED] 

>>17741865
>implying

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>tfw 100% liquid

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>>17736546
Feels good, bro

>> No.17741907 [DELETED] 

I hope they pump it again I need to get the fuck away from my GE and Ford stonks

>> No.17741916 [DELETED] 

>>17741835
Where will they export all that inflation now?

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Post yfw you realize the market will once again dip below -7%, thus initiating the Threshold 1 circuit breaker once again

>> No.17741943 [DELETED] 

>>17738460
Based boomers.

>> No.17741951 [DELETED] 

feds gonna keep it above 22k its over
for today

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>>17731603
I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

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>> No.17741956 [DELETED] 

Just woke up. Is it red?

>> No.17741963 [DELETED] 

Almost made it,
Crypto mania,
FED pumped stocks, long calls on $TSLA
Life was NEET here, Happy as can be,
Portfolio full of LINK, and good old BTC,

TENDY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
GOODBOY NEET, PLEASE MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME, TENDY ROADS

All my money,
lost together,
stocks and crypto, going down the gutter,
doom and gloom, boomers gonna die,
futures on fire, corona went worldwide

TENDY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
GOODBOY NEET, PLEASE MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME, TENDY ROADS

I've got no choice,
have to live life as a wagie,
taken from me my NEET life away,
Working for Mr. Goldberg, I get a feeling
That I should have sold yesterday, yesterday...

TENDY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
GOODBOY NEET, PLEASE MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME, TENDY ROADS

TENDY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
GOODBOY NEET, PLEASE MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME, TENDY ROADS

TENDY ROADS, TENDY ROADS...

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TUMBLING DOWN

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Here fed, I’ll let you borrow my printer

>> No.17741980 [DELETED] 

What's the song? It's perfect.

>> No.17741982 [DELETED] 

>>17738218
>ID: bump ass

>> No.17741984 [DELETED] 

>>17741938
They will try

>> No.17741986 [DELETED] 

ITS GOING DOWN AGAIN

THE FED'S PUMP MEANT NOTHING

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FED IS OUT OF THE PAPER

KILL THEM NOW

>> No.17741991 [DELETED] 

>>17741907
>I hope they pump it again I need to get the fuck away from my GE and Ford stonks
I wanna get into SQQQ at EOD so I'm hoping for a pomp!

>> No.17741993 [DELETED] 

Reminder that the federal reserve is unconstitutional.

>> No.17742000 [DELETED] 

>>17741938
-6.57% BOIS

THE STOCK MARKET WILL STOP FOR 15 MINUTES A WHILE FROM NOW :)

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The time has now come to prepare your inner refuge. This does not mean that war is bound to come but there is a risk of this and we must all be prepared.

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I DONT WANNA FUCKING GET AIRBORN CHINA AIDS IM TO YOUNG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17742015 [DELETED] 

>>17741885
>Tell me about the jews Borys, why do they put on that hat?

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>>17741890
>airborne for 3 hours
OH WE'RE TOTALLY FUCKED

>> No.17742029 [DELETED] 

>>17741927
We're actually at Happening-Con 1. Everyone's just slow on the uptake.

The happening was 2 months ago.

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>>17741993
Reminder that the Fed owns your ass.

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TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNNNNN

LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWNNNNN

>> No.17742040 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/g6RWvkRCXOQ

>> No.17742043 [DELETED] 

Someone needs to rape these FED niggers

>> No.17742044 [DELETED] 

>pump in 60 seconds

>> No.17742047 [DELETED] 

Biden trying to do a press conference but the audio won't work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLi5QqxdIU4&feature=emb_title

>> No.17742049 [DELETED] 

>>17737750
Cus you are not a female, you are a "woman"

>> No.17742059 [DELETED] 

>>17738464
If your event horizon extends beyond that of a week you'd be hard pressed to find anyone worth talking to here. Whichever way the wind blows the people here will follow. Every dump is legitimate movement and the economy is entirely made up, every pump is the fed.

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>>17741963
kek/10

>> No.17742061 [DELETED] 

>>17740965
>you're being scalped
Imagine being retarded enough to think that sentiment on a mongolian fingerpainting board is enough to move the stock market even a hundredth of a percentage point. We're not talking some six figure marketcap shitcoin here.

>> No.17742070 [DELETED] 

>>17741956
Dow's only down 1500. Go back to bed.

>> No.17742072 [DELETED] 

the apocalypse is here. hope you are prepped. we tried to warn you.

>> No.17742075 [DELETED] 
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THREAD SOUNDTRACK:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q

>> No.17742087 [DELETED] 

>>17742000
How does that work? The market halted at -7 percent already if we made it to minus 4 and the sell off starts again will it retrip the -7 breaker or is the next breaker at-13 now

>> No.17742096 [DELETED] 

>>17741963
I'm crying, fuck.

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it was an honor living with you all
it was an honor shitposting with you all
ill see you in another life, brothers

>> No.17742104 [DELETED] 

>>17741399
Oh yeah, if Eva is kino, explain THIS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kbN-dubqANU

>> No.17742105 [DELETED] 

What are the consequences for the feds pumping this much money in the market? Inflation?

>> No.17742110 [DELETED] 

>>17742087
Breakers don't retrip until the next day.

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>tfw i'll die before playing bannerlord and doom eternal

>> No.17742115 [DELETED] 

FUCK YOU FED. I JUST FUCKING SOLD

>> No.17742117 [DELETED] 

>>17742075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

>> No.17742122 [DELETED] 

>>17742075
lmao

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>>17741982
It worked, didn't it?

>> No.17742140 [DELETED] 

>>17737750
diversity hires

>> No.17742141 [DELETED] 

>>17741963
/biz/ the musical. Someone make it happen.

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yikers

>> No.17742150 [DELETED] 

>>17742110
Oh ok got ya

>> No.17742151 [DELETED] 

>>17741689
whole world in full panic mode
vs.
half a billion of dollars a day

It's over. Sell everything.

>> No.17742153 [DELETED] 

>>17742105
One fucking trillion in two days
Think about it

>> No.17742155 [DELETED] 

>>17742115
>he is capitulation
>good *click*

>> No.17742158 [DELETED] 

>>17742113
>Butterlords
That is still not out?

>> No.17742177 [DELETED] 

>>17742075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

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https://youtu.be/ZaI2IlHwmgQ?t=9

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>>17742146
>it's still going down

>> No.17742187 [DELETED] 

189 new deaths Italy total over 1000

>> No.17742194 [DELETED] 

>>17742146
What's that surge from?

>> No.17742196 [DELETED] 

HAHAHAHAHHAHA BACK DOWN WE GO

>> No.17742201 [DELETED] 

>>17742158
it got fucking delayed beacuse of the virus fuck those fucking chinks i just wanted to play my video games

>> No.17742208 [DELETED] 

>>17742146
>that fifteen minute period where the entire world briefly thought money could cure the virus

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NEVER EVEN HAD A GIRLFRIEND
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

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>>17742039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17742242 [DELETED] 

>>17742187
wow a country that eats maggot cheese has bad hygeine? who would have expected this?

>> No.17742248 [DELETED] 

>>17742194
Fed announced they're pumping 1.5 trillion dollars into the market over the next three days.

>> No.17742251 [DELETED] 

:stopmusic:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRGIrrjuLYA

>> No.17742256 [DELETED] 

I came here to laugh at you

>> No.17742259 [DELETED] 

>>17742105
Last desperate act of a dying Jew. They will go down kicking, clawing, screeching like a 2 year old.

>> No.17742262 [DELETED] 

>>17742201
Corona was the least of its concerns, hasn't it been in dev for like 10 years by now?

>> No.17742264 [DELETED] 

>>17742201
Fuck you, made me look. I will personally lynch every ching and chong if that happens

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>it's going down
It's over isn't it?

>> No.17742272 [DELETED] 

>>17742201
At least the doom is right on schedule.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PUMPPPPPPPPP FAILEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.17742283 [DELETED] 

>>17741529
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR, BUT IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MAAAAATTTEEEER.

>> No.17742287 [DELETED] 

>>17742105

The money created since 2009 has really on manifested itself in asset inflation.

For PRICE inflation to happen, people need to have their trust in the system completely destroyed. Kinda like a Watergate-type scenario.

>> No.17742290 [DELETED] 

>>17741980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17742292 [DELETED] 

Im going to put all my money into BTC.

Watch me buy my rental properties next year straight cash with that investment

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>>17742264
>>17742201
Relax faggots they said they expected this and are still going to release it the 31st.
Of course something else could happen but for now it isn't officially delayed.

>> No.17742301 [DELETED] 

>>17742227
Where we're going we won't need girlfriends.

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>>17742146
dink dink
*ahem*

IM FREEEEEE

>> No.17742307 [DELETED] 

Anyone else long with 90% in leveraged products? If I only sold at the top...

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>>17742283

>> No.17742314 [DELETED] 

FED on suicide watch

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>song ends right after passing the 22k barrier

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PRIIINNNTTT MOOOOREEEE!!

Spooge money into the market fed!! Otherwise it's going down!

>> No.17742334 [DELETED] 

DOWN DOWN DOWN

>> No.17742337 [DELETED] 

DOWN

WE

GO

>> No.17742339 [DELETED] 

What if we just paint it black? No colors anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg

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>>17731603
>DOMP EET

>> No.17742354 [DELETED] 

>>17742339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcdHTFGFT_Y

>> No.17742355 [DELETED] 

>>17742290
That's not what playing for me.

>> No.17742359 [DELETED] 

0.5TRILLION FOR NOTHING
POWELL YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED AS A FED WHO SACRIFICED EVERYTHING - FOR NOTHING

>> No.17742360 [DELETED] 

>>17742315
CAN'T WAKE UP

>> No.17742376 [DELETED] 

Should I buy while it's low?

>> No.17742383 [DELETED] 

So a fucking flu can crash down the worldwide economy in 2 weeks
Capitalism may have been a mistake

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>>17742315
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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PRINT MONEY

I DON'T KNOW WHY

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY

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Should I be excited for stuff happening or scared that it's happening?

>> No.17742408 [DELETED] 

haha money printer goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrczzzrkrhhjhrhjkhhgfdkg oh fuck oh god i broke it fuck FUCK

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>Feds: pump market
>investors:

>> No.17742437 [DELETED] 

-8 here we come LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17742443 [DELETED] 

Lmao they pumped with 500 bil only to see 2% gain to see it go back to almost -7% yet again? What the fuck is this clown shit.

>> No.17742449 [DELETED] 

>>17742359
>CIA: If I pumped 500 billion will you die?
>Corona: It would be extremely painful.

>> No.17742450 [DELETED] 

>already back at -1900
Holy shit, that didn't take long.

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>>17742408
get fucked jerome, and get fucked boomers, we're crashing to the floor and cheapies will be mine.

>> No.17742455 [DELETED] 

>>17737183
Glow harder nigger

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BREAKING NEWS ITS FALLING AGAIN LMAO

>> No.17742458 [DELETED] 

>>17742383
>implying the flu is anything more than a mere distraction from the absolute failure that is central banking

>> No.17742465 [DELETED] 

>>17742407
they just pumped 500 billion dollars in the markets and it did nothing.

Im shitting the bed

>> No.17742466 [DELETED] 

>>17742287
Ok so what the pump means? Are they printing money or its coming from taxpayers?

>> No.17742467 [DELETED] 

>>17742376

What you're seeing is the market recognize the Fed's liquidity injections, and proceed to NOT GIVE A FUCK.

The Fed better pump at 2500 on the S&P or it's all over.

>> No.17742472 [DELETED] 

Oh no bull bros. FED was supposed to save us

>> No.17742473 [DELETED] 

MINUS 8 POINT FUCKING 1 7

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>>17731603
> Yfw you're the shorted fucking everything guy from /smg

>> No.17742479 [DELETED] 

Fun fact:

In 2008, the Fed pumped 700 billion dollars into the economy. Over a period of 6 months.

TODAY, the FED pumped 500 BILLION DOLLARS over a period of A SINGLE FUCKING DAY.

>> No.17742478 [DELETED] 

NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

WE PUMPED IT

>> No.17742481 [DELETED] 

>>17742437
THAR SHE GOES LAD.

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half a trillion dollars pissed down the drain..nice job Fed.

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.17742487 [DELETED] 

>>17742376
This is low.
And this is super low
And this is to go further beyond HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17742489 [DELETED] 

I don't think many of you have a plan for what happens next. Say the global economy does collapse. What then? Your paper dollars are worthless. Why would it even matter how many you had at that point?

>> No.17742499 [DELETED] 

>>17742458
This, it just shows how shit it is and god forbid imagine if this was an actual world ending disease.

>> No.17742505 [DELETED] 

>>17742456
How did you fuck up this badly

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>>17742075
PUMP IT UP
>PUMP IT UP
PUMP IT UP
>PUMP IT UP
PUMP IT UP
>PUMP IT UP
PUMP IT UP
>PUMP IT UP
PUMP IT UP
>PUMP IT UP

>> No.17742509 [DELETED] 

>stocks
sorry /smg/! you should've bought crypto.

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>>17742449

>> No.17742512 [DELETED] 

>>17742456
nice crop faggot

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trinU3VD1Zo&feature=youtu.be&t=194

>> No.17742520 [DELETED] 

>>17742479
You mean 15 minutes m8

>> No.17742521 [DELETED] 

>>17742407
Are you either a bottom feeding NEET who can't lose his nonexistent job and you don't have debt, or a super niche field working guy who's not in danger of ever getting fired?
Excited about this is the right answer.
If you have a normal job and loans you better start fearing for your existence.

>> No.17742523 [DELETED] 

>>17742407
500 bil pumped in to the market did absolutely fucking nothing to stop people from being afraid of corona. Whether you're scared or not depends on your situation.

>> No.17742527 [DELETED] 

>>17742407
You get buttfucked either way. Might as well have happy thoughts.

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DOWN DOWN DOWN! WE'RE SLIDING DOWN!
https://youtu.be/lu2pzmuFL90

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all the retarded fucking fed did was show everyone that they can't do shit even with heroic intervention. If anything, they made things WORSE.

>> No.17742546 [DELETED] 

THREAD SOUNDTRACK:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3E5YIP-DvU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3E5YIP-DvU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3E5YIP-DvU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3E5YIP-DvU

>> No.17742547 [DELETED] 

ITS FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE

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>>17742489
Now you see why there's no toilet paper left fren.

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/jp/ reporting in

>> No.17742559 [DELETED] 

>>17742479
Its fucking over isnt it
This is the big one

>> No.17742564 [DELETED] 

Have they actually pumped it yet or did it just go up on news that they were going to?

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>> No.17742571 [DELETED] 

>>17742479
this shit is retarded, its like they dont understand what is happening
they could have paid everyones coronavirus check
and do al the measures
for that amount of money

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Fed gave another morphine hit to ease the pain.
But it appears the patient is almost dead anyway.

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>>17742479
This surely won't lead to hyperinflation and the destruction of the dollar itself.

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>>17742478
Who's we exactly? Also look how fucking hilariously manipulated the market is.

>> No.17742587 [DELETED] 

>>17742383
covid19 is just a convenient distraction from what is ultimately an un-masking of what our economy really looks like. It may have helped prompt the inevitable, but the issues were already there dormant. overbought and propped up by fed pumps.

>> No.17742604 [DELETED] 

>>17742553
get the fuck out

>> No.17742607 [DELETED] 

>>17742564
fed pumping is a meme u retard, they just provide liquidity to banks

>> No.17742617 [DELETED] 

>>17742587
This.
They have a scapegoat now.

>> No.17742622 [DELETED] 

>>17742564
THEY PUMPED IT

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>>17742604
Fuck you!

>> No.17742638 [DELETED] 

>>17742383
Turns out the whole world economy was just a bunch of bubbles waiting to pop. Who would have thought.

>> No.17742641 [DELETED] 

>tfw on the phone with my dad
>hes watching but not selling
Guys I'm actually worried. What should I tell him?

>> No.17742643 [DELETED] 

>>17742629
no fuck you ice cube head

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>>17737323

>> No.17742653 [DELETED] 

>>17742604
anime site

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>>17742521
>Are you either a bottom feeding NEET who can't lose his nonexistent job and you don't have debt, or a super niche field working guy who's not in danger of ever getting fired?
time to get comfy then
I'll trade my oatmeal and some guns and get my lambo when everything has burned down.

>> No.17742656 [DELETED] 

Buy in 8 days faggots
Not less not more

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>>17742521
>Are you either a bottom feeding NEET who can't lose his nonexistent job and you don't have debt, or a super niche field working guy who's not in danger of ever getting fired

cheers, corporate drones. Enjoy your 40 percent wage cut and unpaid OT.

>> No.17742663 [DELETED] 

>>17742641

>Guys I'm actually worried. What should I tell him?

good on ya, old man. dont average down yet

>> No.17742666 [DELETED] 

The fuck is this music

>>17742622

And this was the result? HAHAHAHAH NOT CLOSING MY SHORTS YET

>> No.17742668 [DELETED] 

>>17742653
>touhou
>anime
Not true.

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>>17742607
they literally just said they pumped 500 billion you idiot. you think that line straight up midday is just happy investors?

>> No.17742678 [DELETED] 

so what happens to my student debt and car payment when the banks fail?

>> No.17742675 [DELETED] 

>>17742641
Tell him you love him.

>> No.17742683 [DELETED] 

>>17742641
Tell him to buy kneepads before they run out

>> No.17742684 [DELETED] 

>>17738381
Fucking based

>> No.17742688 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDwb9jOVRtU
Jamming to this bros

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Aaaand it's gone. It's all gone.

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The announcement in the blue bar at the top, lol

>> No.17742700 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sL9O4GrL2E

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>> No.17742708 [DELETED] 

>all of this
>because a couple people get a cough and some boomers will die of this instead of lung cancer

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>haven't had money in the markets for years
>get to watch the world burn
comfy

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AH AH AH AHHHH!

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNNNN

AH AH AH AHHHH~~!

LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWNNNN

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>>17742587
this, 2008 never ended boomers just kicked the can down the road and kept that bloated rotting corpse standing in the hopes that they would keep the good times rolling till they all died off. Then let the crash come as a final fuck you fall on the rest of us. Corona-Chan has done us a massive favor by popping the bubble and she'll put a bunch of boomies in the dirt

>> No.17742715 [DELETED] 

>>17742566
>stock market will be fine
What is this nigger talking about?

>> No.17742718 [DELETED] 

>>17741565
50% TP/50% rice

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>>17742668

>> No.17742734 [DELETED] 

>only 300 points off of session lows after a fifteen minute $500 billion pump
Is it just me or is this more alarming than anything else?

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not buying in quite yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kNwvIEQsg0

>> No.17742745 [DELETED] 

>>17742653
Agreed on principal
>>17742668
Agreed on accuracy

>> No.17742752 [DELETED] 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY DIDN'T THE FED PUMP WORK WHAT IS HAPPENING IT WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK BULLS WHAT THE HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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The equities market/stonks are kill. They've given up on them.
The fight now will be in the credit markets. If/when those fail this will look like a nothingburger.

>> No.17742755 [DELETED] 

THE PUMP IS ON

>> No.17742773 [DELETED] 

HERE COMES ANOTHER PUMP

>> No.17742777 [DELETED] 

>>17742587
Corona was the proverbial kick into the rotten door.

>> No.17742783 [DELETED] 

Dow will be -300 points EOD. screen cap this

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You must be ready 4chan. My years on /fit/ have served me well. It's time to become strong men.

>> No.17742788 [DELETED] 

:stopsound:

>> No.17742789 [DELETED] 

>>17742479
brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.17742792 [DELETED] 

>1666.99

:^)

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>Be the Fed.
*Maybe we should waste another 500 billion, that will surely help things*

>> No.17742819 [DELETED] 

>-20%
Should I kill myself?

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>>17741638
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>> No.17742826 [DELETED] 

>>17742734

Intraday action is often meaningless. What's going to matter is where things are in a week's time.

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why did coronachan have to fuck my dream up.... I just wanted to become a millionaire and move to thailand or something...

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>>17731603
*Ahem*

This is it
NCOV is the one asset that will moon
>NCOV is the one asset that will moon
Get in before moon
>Get in before moon
Now is the time frens
>Now is the time frens
https://www.saturn.network/exchange/ETH/order-book/ncov

>> No.17742844 [DELETED] 

>>17742806
it unironically will

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>NOOOOOOOOOO THE PUMP WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK KEEP PUMPING MORE JARED HELP WE NEED TO KEEP THE VIRUS CONTAINED IN ISRAEL

>> No.17742855 [DELETED] 

>>17742823
Why do they even bother.
If it goes down it goes down in flames.
And if it doesnt it'll recover on its own.

>> No.17742863 [DELETED] 

>>17742806
Imagine what Israel could do with 500 billion

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>>17742784

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>>17737547
>>17737580
>>17739386
Another Dead Cat Bounce on March 15th according to Qanon. Pic is the first warning.
> It mightve shown up early yesterday with the oil thing, but if hes right we got another announcement in the pipeline

>> No.17742876 [DELETED] 

The fed keeps sucking the stock market's dick, but it just won't get hard.

>> No.17742894 [DELETED] 

How is pumping 500 billion into banks not socialism?

>> No.17742896 [DELETED] 

>tfw have no debts but have quite a bit in indexfunds and some in stocks
>About 5k burgerbucks in liquidity
Should I be worried lads?

>> No.17742905 [DELETED] 

>>17742873
Didn't someone post a Q pick higher up saying there was about to be a pump and that Trump was quarantined?

>> No.17742907 [DELETED] 

PUMP IT LOUDER

PUMP IT LOUDER

PUMP IT LOUDER

PUMP IT LOUDER

PUMP IT LOUDER

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No one wants to get caught overnight in this.
When 3:00ET rolls around the next leg down will hit us.

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i want to get off this rollercoaster

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>>17739386
>>17739462
Holy fuck I hope thats what it is.

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It's like watching a train accident except you don't understand shit about what's going on.

>> No.17742931 [DELETED] 

>>17742921
What is that line?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU&list=RDMMn4zAyyh5VLo&index=13
Soundtrack to the apocalpyse

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>>17742894
it's not the bad kind of socialism when they take from you and give it to rich people. Corporate welfare is good goy, don't you understand?

>> No.17742938 [DELETED] 

>>17742894
Its not socialism is if you let people bid on the assets dummy

>> No.17742945 [DELETED] 

>>17742894

You see, injecting money into the markets doesn't go to poor people but instead goes to rich bankers.

It can't be socialism if rich people receive money for free.

Economics 101 bro.

>> No.17742952 [DELETED] 

what's the song autoplaying on the thread, it's nice

>> No.17742954 [DELETED] 

>>17742931
don't know i just save the image

>> No.17742957 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

>> No.17742958 [DELETED] 

>>17742894
How does one debatably socialist action by the fed mean the entire system is now socialist you fucking retard?

>> No.17742959 [DELETED] 

>>17742894
Because it's a short term loan not a gift

>> No.17742965 [DELETED] 

>>17742934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EQXEIoZrZE

>> No.17742970 [DELETED] 

>>17742938
It’s literally going up in flames

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>go eat lunch
>come back
>$500 BILLION gone
>DOW still -7.5%
Peak Clown World

>> No.17742979 [DELETED] 

>>17742952
Megadeth - In My Darkest Hour

>> No.17742986 [DELETED] 

>>17742952
rude dude stormsand

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BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

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>>17742972
this is it isn't it

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>>17740484
They actually did it

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>tfw it's my birthday in the midst of this madness
I almost forgot about it

>> No.17743024 [DELETED] 

>>17742952
some NGE song : Tsubasa Wo Kudasai

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>>17738056
leftcom gang dabs on you

>> No.17743035 [DELETED] 

>90% of my net worth is in stocks
>Laughing because I don't have any debt and I won't be retiring for 40+ years anyway

>> No.17743040 [DELETED] 

>>17743013
happy birthday hope you like you present anon

>> No.17743041 [DELETED] 

Why keep pumping it? Seems like a waste of money. Just let it collapse, and from its ashes will rise a phoenix.

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>> No.17743046 [DELETED] 

>>17742873
Link to the Q thread

>> No.17743047 [DELETED] 

Rolling for 10% closing

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Is it safe to assume all the pump effect would have been reversed should it hadn't happened?

>> No.17743057 [DELETED] 

So they keep pumping it and it keeps ending up falling, when will they give up and just let it hit rock bottom?

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> Tfw you're the short everything guy from SMG
> Yfw you also increased your minuscule link stack from 663 to 872 only increased your buy price by like 35 cents, and you're already 15 cents green

Good day.

>> No.17743062 [DELETED] 

>>17743013
Happy birthday you magnificent bastard!

>> No.17743078 [DELETED] 

>>17743013
Happy birthday

>> No.17743080 [DELETED] 

what is the current song playing?

>> No.17743086 [DELETED] 

>>17743013
Beard and clothes and other stuff should change too

>> No.17743098 [DELETED] 

>>17743041
drumpf only cares about the stonks

>> No.17743102 [DELETED] 

>>17743013
We did this just for you, man, hope you like it

>> No.17743104 [DELETED] 

>>17743035
>will have to wait 5 years to compensate this
Was it worth it?

>> No.17743107 [DELETED] 

>>17737777
He didn't. The Congress overruled all his attempts
https://apnews.com/d36d6c4de29f4d04beda3db00cb46104

>> No.17743109 [DELETED] 

>>17743024
>>17743080
read the fucking thread, retard

>> No.17743110 [DELETED] 

PUMP IT LOUDER

PUMP IT LOUDER

PUMP IT LOUDER

PUMP IT LOUDER

PUMP IT LOUDER

PUMP IT LOUDER

>> No.17743114 [DELETED] 

>>17743013
Happy birthday, may waifus and gains come your way.

>> No.17743122 [DELETED] 

>>17743080
i cant fucking hear any, cos i macfag?

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>>17743005
>>17743007
In this huge sky I wanna
Spread my wings and fly
Towards the free sky without any sadness
I wanna flap my wings
And go

>> No.17743133 [DELETED] 

>>17741344
Dubs confirm, crisis over

>> No.17743137 [DELETED] 

>>17743080
Komm Susser Tod from End of Evangelion

>> No.17743138 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
That's it boys. I'm liquidated.

The only thing left to liquidate... Is myself...

Been fun lads. See you on the other side.

>> No.17743143 [DELETED] 

im really worried about jannie's job. How will he afford hot pockets if 4chan goes down in the recession?

>> No.17743152 [DELETED] 

How are we going to get out of this mess, guys?

>> No.17743154 [DELETED] 

>>17743109
>>17743137
no the new one

>> No.17743157 [DELETED] 

PUMP IT, THEN PUMP IT AGAIN

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If Deutsche bank goes under, it's fucking over

>> No.17743169 [DELETED] 

>>17743143
We have to save the economy for 4chan's sake. What do we do boys?

>> No.17743175 [DELETED] 

So what's the chances a bunch of people are gonna close out their positions in SQQQ by EOD and I can get in below 28 bucks

>> No.17743182 [DELETED] 

THROW ANOTHER 10 TRILLION IN

WE MUST PUMP IT

>> No.17743183 [DELETED] 

>>17743154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhYHwtEMJM

>> No.17743190 [DELETED] 

>>17743013
Same here, fuck

>> No.17743194 [DELETED] 

>>17743104
>Not touching it until retirement
>Can get stonks on discount once the market levels out
Absolutely.

>> No.17743196 [DELETED] 

>>17743169
Keep selling

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>>17739977
>>17740379
>>17740404
>>17742988
>>17742972
>>17739964
"They are trying to force god's hand"
"The three branches will become one"
> "The bear will leave its cave forever"

>> No.17743205 [DELETED] 

>>17743196
CRASH THIS ECONOMY WITH NO SURVIVORS

>> No.17743206 [DELETED] 

Is it time to buy yet ?

>> No.17743207 [DELETED] 

>>17743152
impeach trump, stop QE and REPOS by the FED, raise Rates to 1%, let the economy fucking burn and fix itself

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Is it time?

>> No.17743217 [DELETED] 

>it was 1.5 trillion
>not 500 bill
WOOOOW just fucking kill this shit already

>> No.17743218 [DELETED] 

>>17743138
>activate quantum imortality

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>>17743190
happy birthday to you too

>> No.17743226 [DELETED] 

Look faggots, you will start buying stocks again or we crash the whole economy with hyperinflation. Your choice

t. FED

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Gonna have to pay my Pension Plan money for fees and overhead because there's no gains from them to scrape from

>> No.17743234 [DELETED] 

IGOR POMP EET

G-GRICHKA EET ES NOT WARKING

POMP EET MORE

>> No.17743259 [DELETED] 
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Let us remember all the friends and fun times we made along the way.

>> No.17743262 [DELETED] 

Perfect time to buy now that it's low.
Wait for the panic towards the coronavirus to go away and cash in alot of money when the economy goes back to usual.

>> No.17743266 [DELETED] 

Is this all you can do, FED, really ? What will you do once nobody listens to you anymore? Heck, it already started.

>> No.17743270 [DELETED] 

>>17743226
DROP STOCKS EXTERMINATE THE FED

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>>17743138
Get ready to be TANGED

>> No.17743278 [DELETED] 

It's just a flu, chill the fuck out

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NO JEROME THE SPIRIT BOMB DID NOT WORK
IT IS TIME................
..........FOR THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE

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Based music choice, mods

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Hello I just got linked from /a/ I don't understand what is going on.

>> No.17743294 [DELETED] 

>>17743217
It was 500 billion.

They haven't dumped the other 2 x 500 billion yet.

>Today, March 12, 2020, the Desk will offer $500 billion in a three-month repo operation at 1:30 pm ET that will settle on March 13, 2020. Tomorrow, the Desk will further offer $500 billion in a three-month repo operation and $500 billion in a one-month repo operation for same day settlement. T

>> No.17743295 [DELETED] 

>>17743204
>muh cryptic prophecies
Don't try to force meaning on it, there are infinite different ways you could do it.

>> No.17743296 [DELETED] 

WHERE THE FUCK IS SMINEM

>> No.17743301 [DELETED] 

Kek and i remember when bitcoin was supposed to be the next big thing in the news because of the next fork.

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>>17741704
>>17741689
Its Ogre

>> No.17743317 [DELETED] 

:stopmusic:

>> No.17743318 [DELETED] 

>>17743294
Cheers bro. It sounded like they corrected to say that little blimp was 1.5 trill

>> No.17743319 [DELETED] 

>>17743290
it's 2008 crash but 10 times worse

>> No.17743323 [DELETED] 

>>17743278
ok but its not though

>> No.17743335 [DELETED] 

>>17743013
happs nigga

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>>17743290
This is the end of THE WORLD

>> No.17743348 [DELETED] 

Bolsonaro confirmed to have coronavirus.

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>>17743296

>> No.17743359 [DELETED] 

>>17743347
(of finances)

>> No.17743362 [DELETED] 

>>17741916
3rd world countries

>> No.17743373 [DELETED] 

Literally three years of gains gone. Lmao, just lmao.

>> No.17743374 [DELETED] 

As much as I love EoE and don't like the rebuilds, I think this is probably the better song.

>> No.17743379 [DELETED] 

>>17743278
It is just an antiboomer flu, and the fact that just that was enough to throw a wrench into this shitfest of an economy really tells a lot, we never left 2008 they just kicked it down the streets and pretended it was gone.

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>>17743259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk

>> No.17743385 [DELETED] 

>>17743373
ready to kms myself

>> No.17743405 [DELETED] 

>>17741587
The scariest thing is, we are the Informed Generation, we know all of the tricks they can do and we can cynically reject them all and use them as chances to sell out. Nothing Trump can do will work, its literally like the meme where we are stuck inside the belly of the beast and the machine is bleeding or whatever the fuck.

Nothing we can do will ever save us.

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>>17743359
THE WORLD has been fundamentally changed forever.

This is the end of the new world order. Welcome to the new WORLD disorder.

>> No.17743414 [DELETED] 

>>17743373
Thank you China, thank you fucking very much

>> No.17743420 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y9loGGxoqI
Queue the next song, mods

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oday_Fc-Gc
Well boys, the collapse has started... It was a fun ride...

>> No.17743423 [DELETED] 

>>17743379
>It is just an antiboomer flu
aren't boomers basically the economy tho?

>> No.17743430 [DELETED] 

>>17743385
kill myself myself?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hdBdVjOFVU

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>>17743359
Imagine not understanding economics like this.

If these companies go down that is jobs that go down and then housing that goes down and then WE ARE FUCKED IT'S MAD MAX KID. MAD MAX.

>> No.17743440 [DELETED] 

>>17743347
Ofcourse, a jojo a reference during times like this is needed

>> No.17743447 [DELETED] 

>>17743434
Just get a new job

>> No.17743449 [DELETED] 

>>17743294
So what if they used up the other 500 billion are they going to do it more?

>> No.17743451 [DELETED] 

>>17743423
THAT'S THE ISSUE

>> No.17743453 [DELETED] 

>>17743348
Sauce?

>> No.17743457 [DELETED] 

So are we at 2008 levels of happening?

>> No.17743473 [DELETED] 

PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL TESTS POSITIVE
https://twitter.com/PMBreakingNews/status/1238165221824487425

>> No.17743475 [DELETED] 

>>17743449
if they print TOO much money then nobody will want the shitty money and everything collapses.

>> No.17743476 [DELETED] 

Fuck did I pick the right time to liquidate my RRSP'S two years ago and use them as a house downpayment in the first time home buyers program now as I'm paying it back I'll be getting cheap stocks I cashed out at the top and I'll be buying back at the bottom

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>>17743430
>Hey dude i'm about read to kill myself!

>I'm about ready to kill myself, myself.

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>>17743440
IT'S USELESS FEDERAL RESERVE

WRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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>> No.17743491 [DELETED] 

>>17743473
holy shit

>> No.17743494 [DELETED] 

>>17743473
Rich people that bribed him get more scared now? Epic

>> No.17743496 [DELETED] 

THE CHINKS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS
FUCKING YELLOW NIGGERS EATING UNCOOKED WILD ANIMALS LIKE THE SUBHUMANS THEY ARE

>> No.17743498 [DELETED] 

>>17743379
> we never left 2008 they just kicked it down the streets and pretended it was gone.

This.
2008 was basically printed to a halt.
Which makes this so much crazier. We have no idea how deep this can actually dive. We might very realistically see a 80% drop in the end.
Hell it can get so bad that dollar itself might fucking die because of all of this money printing.

>>17743423
Yes, their pensions are one big driving force behind this bubble.
But corona will defuse that pension bomb if it manages to spread far enough and remove the pensioners from ever collecting their share.

>> No.17743500 [DELETED] 

>>17743290
Black Thursday 2: Electric Bogdanoff

>> No.17743503 [DELETED] 

>>17743457
2008 saw the dow drop a whoppin 20%
We're somewhere around 8% at the moment so its not that bad.
Doesnt mean it wont get worse though.

>> No.17743504 [DELETED] 

>>17743457
This is happening way faster than 08 though it could also recover faster after a few months. Depends on how many dominos get knocked over. I'm going to start DCAing in once we get below 20k and will do 2x if we go under 16.

>> No.17743510 [DELETED] 

>>17743457
way beyond that, see>>17742479

>> No.17743515 [DELETED] 

>>17743473
Sopa de Macaco, Uma Delicia

>> No.17743518 [DELETED] 

>>17743457
No, its worse

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>>17743457
Think Great depression

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>> No.17743523 [DELETED] 

>>17743473
BRAZIL IS THE FIRST TO SUCCUMB TO ANARCHY WE REALLY PLAYING PLAGUE INC

>> No.17743524 [DELETED] 

>>17743410
If we overcome this, expect the return of the crazy 20 and weimar germany

>> No.17743529 [DELETED] 

>>17743453
https://twitter.com/vhmichel/status/1238159424180674561

>> No.17743534 [DELETED] 

Donald Trump will test positive for Corona within the next week. Screencap this.

>> No.17743536 [DELETED] 

I just woke up
Oh god the music, it stings my eyes
My lungs are tight
I sold most of my holdings and started shorting weeks ago but it was not enough
I just hope we'll get some credits as to who is behind this
Because is this, is this the end of the game guys?

>> No.17743538 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
Thank you Corona Chan

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The world is ending.

You only have one chance.

Make the most of it, you won't get to try again.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/555181..

>> No.17743545 [DELETED] 

>>17743475
Scares me that they already used the 500 billion today I wonder if they will use it all soon

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>>17743447
RETARD, THERE WONT BE ANY JOBS.

>> No.17743557 [DELETED] 

>>17743473
he was just with trump wasn't he

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>>17741952
I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

>> No.17743559 [DELETED] 

>>17743503
It's already dropped 30% what the fuck are you on

>> No.17743560 [DELETED] 

>>17743503
Not in a day tho, worst day was smth like 7.9%

>> No.17743575 [DELETED] 

>>17743534
literally everyone knows he got it already

also nice ID

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>>17743548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anabfAg06U

AAAAAAAAYYYAAAAAAA

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>>17743548
its time for fucking PARADE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7ZK19L0ttk

>> No.17743597 [DELETED] 

>>17743545
it was always going into some rich person's mattress like all the rest of the QEs

>> No.17743607 [DELETED] 

>>17743548
there's always jobs for construction, since everyone still needs shelter
even in the depths of the Great Depression unemployment was only 25%

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>>17743534
> mfw hes just fine despite being in the at-risk demographic

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>>17743504
I think the problem with expecting a quick recovery is this is gonna decimate small businesses and getting Republicans to fund the socialism required to keep them afloat and not just ushering in the age of mega corps is going to be like pulling teeth.

But I promise you the airlines, cruise, and fossil fuel industries will all be saved for the good of the don-I mean country.

>> No.17743621 [DELETED] 

>>17743607
>only 25%

>> No.17743627 [DELETED] 

>>17742894
It is, right wingers don't like bailouts bro. It's like every time the leftist leaders pander to illegals and trannies, no sane person actually likes it. It's just the shitty thing you see your leaders do without you ever asking.

>> No.17743632 [DELETED] 

>>17743608
Bolsonaro just tested positive and he was in close contact with Trump recently

>> No.17743643 [DELETED] 

>>17741952
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

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PRAISE CORONA-CHAN. WELCOME THE ETERNAL BEAR!
https://youtu.be/lu2pzmuFL90

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>>17743583

>> No.17743653 [DELETED] 

>>17742894
Because the federal reserve is not the government, dipshit

>> No.17743656 [DELETED] 

>>17743583
Based. Underrated anime.

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>>17743534
imagine if biden and bernie catches it too

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>> No.17743666 [DELETED] 

>>17743529
Jesus fuck, so Trump very likely has it

>> No.17743667 [DELETED] 

>>17743607
>1/4 of a country poor, starving, and homeless
>not so bad, could be worse

>> No.17743668 [DELETED] 

>>17743632
His advisor also tested positive, and last weekend all three of them went to dinner LOL

>> No.17743669 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
Perfect time to buy

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UHH BROS

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>>17743607
>EVERY JUST DO CONSTRUCTION OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE CAN JSUT DO CONSTRUCTION AND THERE WONT BE ANY NEED FOR ANYTHING ELSE. :^)

DENIAL

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>>17741952
I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

>> No.17743688 [DELETED] 

>>17743659
election cancelled due to aids

>> No.17743696 [DELETED] 

>>17743664
Every time.

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>>17743664

>> No.17743699 [DELETED] 

>>17743664
>itr drumphgshjs's fault that chinks eat live bats
uhm ok niggah wat yu say

>> No.17743713 [DELETED] 

>>17743664
>Nonononono I meant the dem presidents not meeeeeee AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17743715 [DELETED] 

>>17743677
isn't one memeber of the white house staff infected with the kunglfu already?

>> No.17743719 [DELETED] 

>>17743677
not real

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>>17743608
>>17743632
> mfw trump and bolsonoro and mcconnell all recover just fine with few symptoms
> but pelosi and schumer, biden and bernie all die

>> No.17743722 [DELETED] 

>>17743607
Construction was screwwweeedd in 2008, why do you think this'll be different?

>> No.17743723 [DELETED] 

>>17743664
>joans
scott free

>> No.17743737 [DELETED] 

>>17743668
sweet irony

>> No.17743743 [DELETED] 

>>17743664
ooof this didn't age so well now did it

>> No.17743748 [DELETED] 

>>17743677
HE'S GOT IT

>> No.17743747 [DELETED] 

>>17743667
everything could always be worse
It'll be a right proper dumpster fire, but it'll pick back up after a whole lot of FUCK just like last time

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>>17741952

>> No.17743758 [DELETED] 

>>17743677
Brazilians aren't white, so Trump definitely washed his hands for 20 minutes after this photo.

>> No.17743769 [DELETED] 

>>17743664
>joans
fucking perfect

>> No.17743773 [DELETED] 

>>17743667
Not good, not bad, I've seen worse.

>> No.17743780 [DELETED] 

I want off this ride mr. skeletal

>> No.17743783 [DELETED] 

I'm glad that at least THIS financial meltdown has a cute waifu mascot

>> No.17743785 [DELETED] 

>>17743758
COPE

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>>17743677
TRUMP HAS CORONA

>> No.17743787 [DELETED] 

>>17743664
this is fake isn't it

>> No.17743788 [DELETED] 

>>17743758
Trump hates shaking hands. It's well known he washes his hands after he shakes hand with anybody

>> No.17743789 [DELETED] 

>>17739100
He's gay
It will kill him

>> No.17743793 [DELETED] 

>>17743719
lol you're an idiot it's all over the news

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>>17743664
people unironically liked this dude.
lmao

>> No.17743811 [DELETED] 

>>17742712
corona-chan is karma finally coming around to shit down the throats of the boomers

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ummm bros are we sure it's gonna bounce back up eventually?

>> No.17743818 [DELETED] 

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>> No.17743825 [DELETED] 

>>17743801
nobody likes politicians, they're like a pyrrhic communal weapon we want to inflict on our enemies.

>> No.17743832 [DELETED] 

comfy songs to listen in the apocalypse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvLYKNOM-ic

>> No.17743849 [DELETED] 

>>17743811
This mainly
Also punishment for not retiring and clenching their positions with an iron fist.

>> No.17743851 [DELETED] 

>>17743825
That'd be true 10 years ago, but there are Obama, Trump and Sanders cults.

>> No.17743853 [DELETED] 

>>17743818
Actually -8,82%

>> No.17743854 [DELETED] 

PICTURE IT

SALVATION!

>> No.17743856 [DELETED] 

How to make money on this whole glow in the dark bullshit?

>> No.17743858 [DELETED] 

>>17741371
>>17741372
BIRTH OF A TWO HEADED COW

>> No.17743859 [DELETED] 

>>17743699
Well he didn't have to shut the entirety of europe out for starters.

>> No.17743869 [DELETED] 

At last it's back where it should be. Why can't they ever understand pumping doesn't work?

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>>17743832
https://youtu.be/OqyNuNbo0XE?t=39

>> No.17743872 [DELETED] 

>>17743557
Yeah, last weekend and he isn't the only member of the Brazilian delegation that met with Trump who's tested positive. Pretty decent odds that Trump's got it.

>> No.17743874 [DELETED] 

This looks like a happening, but it's probably just a big nothing burger. It's always a nothing burger.

>> No.17743881 [DELETED] 

>>17743787
it is

>> No.17743883 [DELETED] 

ASX futures down 12%

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT ME BLOODY DOLLARIDOOS!!!!!!!

>> No.17743886 [DELETED] 

>>17743825
Nobody likes communists, theyre like a phyrric political weapon we want to inflict on our enemies

>> No.17743891 [DELETED] 

>>17743832
This is really beautiful, thanks anon. Is the series or manga worth getting into?

>> No.17743895 [DELETED] 

AХAХAХ MAHИ ПPИHTEP ГOУ БPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.17743897 [DELETED] 

>>17743874
>FED pumping 500 billion over the course of 15 minutes
>it's still going down
>nothingburger

>> No.17743904 [DELETED] 

>>17743851
well no on obama, they wanted Change(tm) but Bernie bros maybe yes. He's like the Matthew Lesko of politics.

>> No.17743908 [DELETED] 

>>17743787
>>17743881
It's surprisingly fake, although he did say similar things.

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>> No.17743920 [DELETED] 

Imagine being a lefty extremist on a capitalist forum. I really don't get those commie fucks.

>> No.17743924 [DELETED] 

>>17743891
yes

>> No.17743926 [DELETED] 

>>17743874
>This looks like a happening
This isnt a happening.

This is a HAPPENED.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5if6nV0jAY

>> No.17743931 [DELETED] 

>>17743859
Firebreak to slow the spread in the US so that it doesn't overwhelm the surge capacity of the hospitals. We'll all get it, but it will be delayed

>> No.17743932 [DELETED] 

>>17743832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgUaZz04bkw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg0IjOzopYU

>> No.17743935 [DELETED] 

>>17743859
cargo is still coming over

>> No.17743939 [DELETED] 

PAIN
MISERY
FAILURE

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That will teach me to try and time. Turned 1k into 8k then bought spy calls last night believing trump would have a good TV appearance. Turns out the game was rigged from the start

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>>17743773

>> No.17743959 [DELETED] 

>>17743920
it's fun because your constructed hyperreality is finally collapsing

>> No.17743963 [DELETED] 

>>17743904
Are you seriously thinking that (basic bitch) libs don't venerate Obama like a mullato messiah?
Honestly I've seen quite a few people turn on Bernie recently but that's just me.
>>17743920
Well Capital was an analysis of the markets.

>> No.17743979 [DELETED] 

>>17743920
They think they can change your mind with taunting and shitty memes

>> No.17743981 [DELETED] 

>>17743891
Yes, there is also a movie coming out in April assuming we aren't all dead by then.

>> No.17743983 [DELETED] 

>>17743963
they venerate themselves for being so progressive as to vote for a black person

>> No.17743982 [DELETED] 

>>17743956


>>17742359
>>17742449
>>17742510

>> No.17743998 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n82OPje7SHk

>> No.17744000 [DELETED] 

>>17743891
If you're interested in a series with a beautifully crafted fantasy world with amazing art, drawn and written by a pedophile then Made in Abyss is for you. Seriously, the author can not resist sexualizing the absolute fuck out of the children in his manga.

>> No.17744004 [DELETED] 

>>17743793
It's confirmed that bolsonaro was tested. But besides leftists cheering, there's no confirmation

>> No.17744015 [DELETED] 

>>17743916
What the hell is up with so many high profile people getting this?
It's like Corona has struck every damn country right on the parliament level.
Not that I complain. It's probably the only thing that can get these fuckers actually reacting to the disease. When these people start dropping that's when we're going to see some real hysteria.

>> No.17744027 [DELETED] 

>>17743983
It is pretty funny to me. They don't even bother to parlay with a black that ain't rich or middle class.

>> No.17744028 [DELETED] 

>>17743954
>believing trump would have a good TV appearance
Are you fucking retarded? The market shits itself every time he opens his mouth.

>> No.17744032 [DELETED] 

>>17743959
>central banking is capitalism!!!!
well someone hasn't read marx

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This is your mind during the financial collapse

>> No.17744039 [DELETED] 

>>17743891
It's unironically a pedo anime. I'm not just saying that. The creator is a pedophile and the anime goes out of its way constantly to s3xualize children, it basically ruins it.

>> No.17744041 [DELETED] 

>>17743956
It's just the feed water bro we need to get water moving through the core.

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It's over.

>> No.17744063 [DELETED] 

>>17743963
>t.never actually read it
The book is garbage, the whole ground assumption is wrong

>> No.17744067 [DELETED] 

>>17744039
>it basically ruins it.
Normalfag

>> No.17744069 [DELETED] 

>>17744015
they meet with a lot of different people so they are at higher risk

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Uh, hello, the Fed?? Yes, Mr Tax Payer here, I want my 500 fucking billion cunting bucks back, you unmitgated bunch of irredeemable fucks.

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>>17743981
/vr/ here
Im sad. Because the 4k remaster of C&C and Red Alert is happening. But it won't be out until June.
Which means we may not get it at all.

>> No.17744086 [DELETED] 

>>17744015
>What the hell is up with so many high profile people getting this?

They travel a lot, attend large gatherings, and have to get photos taken while they shake hands.

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>>17731603
I don't care about stonks, but what Koikatsu card is that on the right?

>> No.17744103 [DELETED] 

>>17741833
Holy shit why the FUCK is this allowed?

>> No.17744109 [DELETED] 

>>17744039
>>17744000
Fuck, will pass. I hate that shit.

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>>17731603
>dow might lose 2020 today
>might be a top 5 all time drop by %
glorious day

>> No.17744116 [DELETED] 

>>17744037
degenerate but hot

>> No.17744118 [DELETED] 

>>17744037
SOURCE NOW.

>> No.17744121 [DELETED] 

PHEW
ITS ALL BOUNCING BACK NOW

ALL THE WAY UP

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>>17744015
>WHO,Governments and Media keep telling people it's nothing just ignore it since January
>somehow it's a surprise when people act like nothing is happening, break quarantine and shit when they were told it's just flu like
people are dumb bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lULceASXv88

>> No.17744129 [DELETED] 

>>17744090
>even on death, i must coom

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I'm so fucked.

>> No.17744143 [DELETED] 

>>17744071
It didn't belong to you they just printed the money

>> No.17744144 [DELETED] 

American tax payers just wasted 500 billion to cause a dead cat bounce which is being wiped out right now

>> No.17744148 [DELETED] 

>>17744037
The animators of that time never fail to impress me on how they created such things with very little compared to the current

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>>17744071
Oh we still have two more of them

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>>17744121
really?

>> No.17744175 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DT7bX-B1Mg

>> No.17744179 [DELETED] 

>>17744103
We didn't enforce doors opening outward in businesses, or have fire exit signs, until hundreds of people burned to death.
Many regulations have are written in blood.

>> No.17744184 [DELETED] 

>>17744041
THERE IS NO MARKET TO FLOW MONEY THROUGH ANYMORE!

>> No.17744188 [DELETED] 

>>17744129
Live to COOM

>> No.17744190 [DELETED] 

ORI bros, massive stock repurchase announced!

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>>17744143
we'll have to pay back that fun money they printed chief. Without our tax dollars backing it the dollar would quickly spiral into hyper inflation so it is our money

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>>17744037

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>>17744144
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17744210 [DELETED] 

>>17744144
It's already wiped, only +200 from low

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>> No.17744213 [DELETED] 

>>17744143
Lmao, biz suprisingly doesn't know shit about economics. Go figure.

Printing money devalue money already in existence Might as well have taken the money right out of the public discretionary fund.

>> No.17744217 [DELETED] 

>>17744082
Aren‘t all remasters trash? Isn‘t the original literally free?

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GET UP COME ON GET DOW WITH THE SICKNESS

>> No.17744233 [DELETED] 

>>17744191
We wont have to pay it back because the world is going to end you silly fucker

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>barely 200 away from session lows after a thousand point bounce just two hours ago

>> No.17744238 [DELETED] 

>>17744184
This anon is delusional. Take him to the Feds.
Just a minor loss, I’ve seen worse.

>> No.17744240 [DELETED] 

I hate america

how do i make this collapse worse for them and their economy, they think they can just sanction any country they want like iran and north korea and make their population suffer then get away with it

allah is all mighty, revenge is upon you

>> No.17744253 [DELETED] 

>>17744037
stocks might be crashing down but my penis is only going up.

>> No.17744259 [DELETED] 

Think we'll hit -9% again before closing?

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>>17744129
I have 6 months of food/cleaning/medical/hygiene/ammo stocked up since I've been preparing since February. It's time for me to relax and coom.

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>>17744143
Hmm yeh, you might want to look into who's on the line to pay it off.

>> No.17744286 [DELETED] 

>>17743832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFLajhNkcog

>> No.17744290 [DELETED] 

bought some VSTO on the dip today, we're all going to make it

>> No.17744297 [DELETED] 

>>17744240
Start killing burger stockhodlers and sell their stocks.

>> No.17744299 [DELETED] 

>>17744240
The purpose of sanction is to sanction their government so their people would be easier to be free from them

>> No.17744298 [DELETED] 

>>17744240
>how do i make this collapse worse for them and their economy
Get the virus, fill a shit-ton of Purell bottles with your saliva, and then sell them on ebay for dirt cheap.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FED YOU NIGGERS IM NOT PAYING FOR THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>17744236
>laughing about the bounce
>doesn't under where the bounce came from is why it might be considered 'funny'

>> No.17744309 [DELETED] 

Inb4 LAST CHANCE PUMP 30 minutes before bell.

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Lmao, into the cannon Trump goes.

>> No.17744313 [DELETED] 

>>17741381
And it still failed. Plus more and more normies are being made aware of the manipulation.

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Lol I’m not buying shit you Jews, just look at em

>> No.17744320 [DELETED] 

how's the market doing lads

>> No.17744330 [DELETED] 

Flumrrs need to die more so this market tanks faster

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Is it wrong I don't feel anything other than elation? Took all my linkies out at 4.7, the world is gonna go to shit on Fri 13th tomorrow and I just feel like laughing

>> No.17744347 [DELETED] 

posting to know that i was here

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>>17744113
Literally 2 and a half years‘ worth of growth gone.

>> No.17744353 [DELETED] 

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3551121-first-american-may-receive-coronavirus-vaccine-soon-fauci

>> No.17744357 [DELETED] 

>>17744299
This has always been absolutely retarded.
>let's starve you, you'll be more likely to revolt with your nonexistent weaponry in North Korea

>> No.17744361 [DELETED] 

>>17744320
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17744320
Move along.

>> No.17744382 [DELETED] 

>>17744308
Oh, I understand exactly where it came from. I just think it's funny how utterly ineffective that massive pump was.

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>>17741855
>>17741842
>>17741978
>>17741847
Not enough paper matey

>> No.17744385 [DELETED] 

>>17743607
DUDE ONLY 1/4 PEOPLE WANT TO STAB YOU FOR $50
IT'S NOT THAT BAD :^)

>> No.17744391 [DELETED] 

>>17744340
The music certainly helps.

>> No.17744405 [DELETED] 

YOU LIED TO ME /BIZ/ THESE BEANS ARENT MAGICAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17744406 [DELETED] 

>>17744071
daily reminder that the federal reserve is private and not federal

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>>17744320

>> No.17744408 [DELETED] 

>>17744319
Pretty sure they said the same at Enron.

>> No.17744426 [DELETED] 

>>17744310
he's unironically finished

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>brrrrrrrrr
Ze market is at an all time high?
Call Xi and tell heem to activate ze virus.
Domp eet.

>> No.17744432 [DELETED] 

>>17744384
Start printing 1000 dollar bills, 10x more effective per paper.

>> No.17744436 [DELETED] 

>>17741689
I hope you all appreciate the attempt

>> No.17744445 [DELETED] 

>>17743434
Considering i cant get a job why should i care?

>> No.17744451 [DELETED] 

>>17744426
The market will pass 30K before November. This is a huge part of what will get him re-elected.

>> No.17744458 [DELETED] 

you guys remember that time we banned all trade and travel with Europe?

>> No.17744465 [DELETED] 

>>17744406
kikes

>> No.17744468 [DELETED] 

Still one hour and 15 minutes to go. How much wilder can the ride get?

>> No.17744470 [DELETED] 

>>17744037
>never could find this shit back in the dark days when porn was hard to cum by and you had to wait hours in line on IRC to get your fix
I should go back and watch this.

>> No.17744471 [DELETED] 

>>17744259
considering its been hovering at 8.60 yes its happening

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I WARNED YOU BRO
YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED
IT WON'T STOP HAPPENING UNTIL YOU FINALLY GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS

>> No.17744487 [DELETED] 

>>17744451
lol

>> No.17744491 [DELETED] 

>>17744458
just travel

>> No.17744494 [DELETED] 

>>17744451
lol nice bait

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Just a flu

>> No.17744509 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
Is anyone still shilling INO?

>> No.17744517 [DELETED] 

allahu akbar

allahu akbar

i pray for america destruction in my prayer, i scam americans then invest all my money into chinks so they collapse the us market even more

ALLLAHU AKBAR

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>>17744432
Thatd be so fucking kino

>> No.17744525 [DELETED] 

Communism can't come soon enough.

>> No.17744531 [DELETED] 

>>17744357
At least history of China have shown that the reverse isn't working so might as well try this

>> No.17744535 [DELETED] 

>google chart stuck at 14:31

What do they mean by this

>> No.17744539 [DELETED] 

>>17744458
>we banned all trade
nibba that happens after -20 we only passed -10% today

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Don't worry, the experts are on the case

>> No.17744545 [DELETED] 

>>17744517
stop larping fag

>> No.17744547 [DELETED] 

>>17744468
They failed to keep it at 22k+, so next goal is to keep it at -2k max. Hopefully they fail at that too in the next 70 mins.

>> No.17744548 [DELETED] 

>>17744486
>hidden hand
>trust me bro
>ignoring national socialism

>> No.17744552 [DELETED] 

>>17744491
cargo travel is banned retard

>> No.17744560 [DELETED] 

>>17744497
Reminder that school cafeterias will be overflowing with bodies once this shit gets bad.

Field hospitals need morgues.

>> No.17744562 [DELETED] 

>>17744497
>kill people as part of your dictatorship
>blame Coronavirus
>global stocks decline
>doesn’t affect your middle eastern country
Based

>> No.17744564 [DELETED] 

what the fuck is happening

>> No.17744581 [DELETED] 

>>17744564
it

>> No.17744583 [DELETED] 

>>17744542
Why didn't he just clim-
oh...

>> No.17744586 [DELETED] 

>>17744564
The End, my friend.

>> No.17744604 [DELETED] 

bros should i buy the dip?

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he bought

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>>17744564
Have you ever seen a Hieronymus Bosch painting? That.

>> No.17744616 [DELETED] 

Pump 2: Pump Harder

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Oh my god, the market is collapsing JR, what is Shane McMahon going to do here?
>”NO CHANCE THATS WHAT YOU'VE GOT”
>DIMES RAIN FROM THE CEILING
BAWWWW GOD ITS VINCE MCMAHON, HES HERE
>”ALRIGHT SON, THATS ENOUGH. TIME FOR YOU T-“
>BONG
>”DEADMAN WALKING”
OH MY GAWD ITS THE MOST BADASS MMMMMMMAN IN THE WHOLE OF THE WWE
>”MMMMMMM YOURE NOT SO BAD ASS, TIME TO STRIKE OUT AND DRAW SOME DIMES”
>CHOKESLAM
>TOMBSTONE
>DROOLS OVER SHANE
>1
>2
>3
MMMMMMMMMMMM NOW THATS HOW YOU SAVE A BADASS ECONOMY

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>>17744129

>> No.17744623 [DELETED] 

>>17744562
Lmao my country is doing this.

>> No.17744625 [DELETED] 

Here we go again

>> No.17744626 [DELETED] 

allahu akbar brothers

remember to short us stock market, scam americans on the internet then try to steal ssn and take out loans to never repay them

may god have mercy upon the american kafirs because i will not

>> No.17744630 [DELETED] 

>>17744604
Yes, this is the bottom, pls buy now we pumped so much money into it, it has to go up now

>> No.17744632 [DELETED] 

>>17744535
Modifications had to be madel

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>America should have free healthcare
"HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR IT????????????????????????"
*magically prints $500b in a single fucking day without hesitation*

>> No.17744642 [DELETED] 

>>17744604
Yeah. When stocks hit 15k it's gonna be a great time to buy.

>> No.17744643 [DELETED] 

>>17744623
Sweden?

>> No.17744659 [DELETED] 

>>17744633
Capitalism working as intended.

>> No.17744662 [DELETED] 

>>17744179
Is it feasible to ban US banks from lending to banks of any nation that don't require a reserve amount to be transferred?

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>>17744059
Finaly.

>> No.17744665 [DELETED] 

>>17744605
DUMP IT.

>> No.17744671 [DELETED] 

>>17744605
NO BOG PLEASE MY COINS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17744676 [DELETED] 

>>17744633
i support bernie and other commies because they will make the us fall to their knees

>> No.17744679 [DELETED] 

>>17744626
>advicing your pig fuck brothers to short on the bottom
dare I say based?

>> No.17744691 [DELETED] 

>>17744542
Jesus fucking christ

>> No.17744698 [DELETED] 

IM GONNA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>> No.17744699 [DELETED] 

>>17744643
Try again, south american third world shithole.

>> No.17744705 [DELETED] 

>>17744633
US has not been a capitalist country for going on 100 years at this point.

>> No.17744707 [DELETED] 

>>17731603
Can I get sauce for the music please?

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>>17744626
> id: HUG
Some coronavirus for you too 'frien

>> No.17744719 [DELETED] 

>>17744214
Holy shit that's not even a larp what the fuck

>> No.17744724 [DELETED] 

>>17742466
This is the redistribution.
Stay in the market and ride it out.
If you didn't sell by eoy 2019 you're already fucked.
Make NO SUDDEN MOVES.
investment banks are sharks right now.
You sell and its just more chum in the water. Do not give them the satisfaction.

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>DUMP EET AGAIN

>> No.17744734 [DELETED] 

>>17744633
Ah, but as long as those billions do not affect anything besides numbers in spreadsheets, they don't count. It's only when they actually pay for something for someone the question comes into light.

>> No.17744739 [DELETED] 

it’s gonna be an absolute bloodbath at close

>> No.17744741 [DELETED] 

>>17744659
>Capitalism working as intended.
The rich using economic leverage to force everyone else into worse and worse economic positions while using their political influence to protect themselves from the worst fallout of any mistakes they should make while society around them collapses into what is effectively a slave state of desperation and poverty where the resources to take care of everyone exist but terror and self interest brought on by literal generations of economic abuse convincing everyone that the only way anyone can succeed is by becoming rich causes those resources to be horded by the desperate and undeserving?

>> No.17744746 [DELETED] 

>>17744633
Communism can't come soon enough

>Free healthcare
>Free housing
>Free food
>Free job
>Can also neet it up all day
>Nobody is richer than you
>If you have a problem with them report them
>No bullies

Based.

>> No.17744775 [DELETED] 

>>17744730
AGAIN

>> No.17744776 [DELETED] 

>>17742666
It is the music that plays when third impact starts in Evangelion 2.0.

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>>17744746

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>>17744746
>>If you have a problem with them report them
>>No bullies
Something doesn't add here.

>> No.17744800 [DELETED] 

>>17744707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhYHwtEMJM
Earlier we had
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9hc8dD0aFE

>> No.17744805 [DELETED] 

>>17744707
Here
https://youtu.be/7yaWcRmjlcw

>> No.17744808 [DELETED] 

>>17744698
Can someone make a Jerome "__ year old Poomper" please?

>> No.17744811 [DELETED] 

>>17741689
THE 70 YEAR OLD POOMPER

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based jannies finally pinning a post on /biz/

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>>17744741
>>17744659
>The Oligopoly is working as intended
FTFY

>> No.17744821 [DELETED] 

Of what song is everybody talking about?
Why can't I hear it?

>> No.17744823 [DELETED] 

>it's going back up
All a nothingburger.

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>> No.17744847 [DELETED] 

>>17744797
>You're a bully if you tell the teacher about getting beat up by other kids

Nice logic

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>>17742666
Okay satan
> Captcha was Tractors...
> Like the tractors that were taken from the people under communism which killed millions

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>>17744214
anon you're scaring me

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>>17744823
>-8.5% is a nothing burger
also stop using the attosecond graph boomer.

>> No.17744890 [DELETED] 

>>17744817
Oligopoly's are a feature of capitalism, not a bug.

>> No.17744891 [DELETED] 

>>17743666
it was not confirmed bolsonaro has it

>> No.17744908 [DELETED] 

>>17744821
Check your browser settings and make sure sound/audio is set to allow

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this was supposed to be a nothingburger

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>>17744888
checked and based

>> No.17744918 [DELETED] 

>>17744724
Asset takes three years to grow to $100. Takes a month to lose, let's say, 40% of it's value by the end, to be conservative. Now worth $60. Might take another two years+ to return to previous value, not taking into the economic setting that we're in nor the specific details of the company.

Sometimes you've got to cut your loses and not miss out on the opportunity cost of greater earnings potential if the fundamentals of the company have changed. It's a case by case basis.

>> No.17744919 [DELETED] 

So is the US presidential election cancelled or what?

>> No.17744922 [DELETED] 

>>17744214
15 of march the real fun begins, this time it's truly Happening.

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>>17744583
>>17744691
We are so sorry for our ineffective approach, we will remedy the issue after our lunch break.

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no matter how i look at it i am unhappy

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1 hour left, it's now just a matter of how big a bloodbath it'll be.

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What did i think of this?

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This is the final DOMP, can't have stonks if an economy doesn't exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRMkOY9OrbU

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>> No.17744965 [DELETED] 

Macron speaking right now, frogs translate!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7KR_ApuXQ

>> No.17744967 [DELETED] 

>>17744919
> mfw biden and sanders get corona and they both DIE

>> No.17744970 [DELETED] 

>>17744470
what is it?

>> No.17744973 [DELETED] 

Inb4 day ends green

>> No.17744975 [DELETED] 

>>17744953
actually insane

>> No.17744976 [DELETED] 

the quran end of times prophecy is filling itself out

buy a quran, read it and pray. allah is merciful, don't miss your chance to repent when death is and hell is on the next corner

>> No.17744984 [DELETED] 

1 HOUR LEFT

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>>17744953
Lmao, good job burgers

>> No.17744990 [DELETED] 

>>17744662
>In 2007-2008, a run on the repo market, in which funding for investment banks was either unavailable or at very high interest rates, was a key aspect of the subprime mortgage crisis that led to the Great Recession.[3] During September 2019, the U.S. Federal Reserve intervened in the role of investor to provide funds in the repo markets, when overnight lending rates jumped due to a series of technical factors that had limited the supply of funds available.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repurchase_agreement

I don't believe that congress would ever put such a thing to a vote, let alone agree on it, but what could happen is the FED further intervenes in the repo market and builds up an even more centralized presence under the guise of preventing future runs. This would be legal if it were to be sanctioned by emergency monetary policies voted on by congress or made by executive order.

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>>17744890
>just give up your wealth bro
JUST LET ME IN THE SECRET CLUB AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I ALSO HATE PLEBS I WANT TO REDISTRIBUTE WEALTH INTO MY COFFERS YOU FUCKS AHHHHHHH

>> No.17745018 [DELETED] 

>Bernie actually thinks that more Americans will die of Coronavirus than the number of American soldiers that died in WW2
And you guys think he’s the smart one

>> No.17745019 [DELETED] 

>>17744970
Cream Lemon. Learn your vintage hentai.

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i unironically just lost all my money but it doesnt matter since we are hopefully gonna die anyway

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>>17745018
hes just mad hell be one of them

>> No.17745043 [DELETED] 

>>17744953
>can't afford basic testing for the virus
>can afford 500 billions for a meme bump
AMERICA FUCK YEAH

>> No.17745059 [DELETED] 

Nobody wants to bring their shares into the weeked, so tomorrow wil ldefinitely be another sell off

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>>17744976
My past lifetimes contradict this though.

>>17744953
People saw the pump for what it was.
Much paper was used on this day. Much paper.

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Going to Costco, what should I stock up on to survive the coming months?

>> No.17745091 [DELETED] 

>>17745018
That seems pretty feasible actually.

>> No.17745103 [DELETED] 

Is this the end? Hold me frens im legit worried now.

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>>17744953
I can't believe fiat currency is FUCKING dead.

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Alright guys, assuming you survive, what kind of job will you have in the mad max hellscape that awaits us?
I'm gonna find this guy and be his hypeman.

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>>17745090
pickles, condoms, and a 4K TV

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r8

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>friday 13th is tomorrow
im scared

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>>17745018
>he doesn't know
Official Congressional estimates put the number infected by years end in the US at 75 million to 150 million. Official HHS estimates put the case fatality rate at 1%.

So low ball you're looking at 750k dead. 420k Americans died in WWII. The government's not saying it outright, but if you put the pieces together, yes, they expect more dead than WWII.

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>>17745090
Youll get the virus at costco you fuck. Go on Amazon and sanitize the boxes

>> No.17745148 [DELETED] 

>>17745091
There can't be that many boomers and smokers

>> No.17745155 [DELETED] 

>>17745090
>Preparing now
It's too late, get a gun before the people who actually prepared put you in the basement for later.

>> No.17745158 [DELETED] 

>Bernie using Coronavirus to shill M4A
Jesus Christ

>> No.17745170 [DELETED] 

WHO'S READY
FOR THE 3:15 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17745171 [DELETED] 

>>17740054
Full of shit, Trump proudly started the trade war. Obama was sucking that woolong dong.

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>>17744992
JUST SPEND ALL DAY WORKING FOR LESS THAN WHAT YOUR LABOR IS WORTH BRO!

WEALTH BEING REDISTRIBUTED FOR THE WEALTHY WHILE THE POOR GET NOTHING IS HOW HEALTHY ECONOMIES WORK BRO!

IGNORE THE CONSTANT CYCLE OF RECESSIONS, THE SOLUTION IS TO JUST MAKE THE MARKETS MORE FREE THAN BEFORE

KONO OOZORA NI TSUBASA WO HIROGE
TONDE YUKITAI YO
KANASHIMI NO NAI JIYUU NA SORA E
TSUBASA HATAMEKASE
YUKITAI

>> No.17745190 [DELETED] 

>>17745129
>official congressional estimates

>> No.17745191 [DELETED] 

>>17745123
market will close for the weekend at -13% screencap this

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>>17745018
>>17745036
He has the best care and is in decent shape though. Worst thatll happen to him is some vomiting maybe. Trump will troll it too, further causing aging commies to have strokes and heart attacks along with their infection.

We should start calling this the Boomer Bomb. My univ just went to online classes to try and protect their aging professors
> HAHAHAHA

I want to start this meme

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Jesus, here we go...

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>>17745155
I've got pic related and a few hundred rounds, but I can't eat bullets. Well, not the way I want to.

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>>17745137
This. Costco is a Petri dish now.

>> No.17745224 [DELETED] 

>>17745129
Imagine explaining basic math to someone on an anonymous Armageddon celebration forum.

>> No.17745237 [DELETED] 

Third time's the charm right?

>> No.17745240 [DELETED] 

>>17745196
bro that dude had a heart attack like 2 months ago and hes old as fuck are you retarded hes literally at the most risk of anyone on earth, think about how many people he comes in contact with on a regular basis

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>>17745155
Already bought 50 packs of ramen 40 bottles of water and 8 toilet rolls, this is for one person in case I get Corona and can't leave the house, not incase of a government shutdown as I don't believe that will happen, if it does I got enough Rice for about a couple of weeks and that's it.

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Where the fuck is trump. When it dropped 1k in 2018 he was freaking out on twitter "ITS A GLITCH ITS A GLITCH". What the fuck would he be thinking now?

Would his aides say dont tweet after that diaster announcement. has he died from the shock? could biden fucking win now? AAAHHHHHH

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>>17745123
Friday the 13ths have unironically been some of the luckiest days in my life recently

>> No.17745279 [DELETED] 

>>17745244
>could biden fucking win now?
Bernie is gonna make it after all.

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>>17744953
lmfao

>> No.17745290 [DELETED] 

It’s truly amazing how fucking stoopid our government is and how ignorant they are to shitty financial policies. Fucking dumb ass kikes. GET THE GUILLOTINE

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>>17745244
That nigga is dead homie
APOCALYPSE NOW

>> No.17745308 [DELETED] 

>>17745224
Youre talking about Bernie though, who is barely alive. And Biden who has had strokes and is sunsetting. Trump could beat both of them to death in a fistfight.

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>>17745241
>rice
what if the water turns off?! AAAAAAAAA

>> No.17745323 [DELETED] 

>>17745179
>JUST SPEND ALL DAY WORKING FOR LESS THAN WHAT YOUR LABOR IS WORTH BRO!
YOUR LABOR IS WORTH WHAT YOU AGREE TO SELL IT FOR AND NOTHING MORE BRO

>WEALTH BEING REDISTRIBUTED FOR THE WEALTHY WHILE THE POOR GET NOTHING IS HOW HEALTHY ECONOMIES WORK BRO!
NO, THAT IS LITERALLY SOCIALISM BRO

>IGNORE THE CONSTANT CYCLE OF RECESSIONS, THE SOLUTION IS TO JUST MAKE THE MARKETS MORE FREE THAN BEFORE
IGNORE THE FACT THAT ALL OF THAT IS DUE TO CENTRAL BAKING AND FIAT CURRENCY, MONEY MACHINE GO BRRRRRRR

retard.

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>>17745244
Probably finding a way to blame this on Iran or something and start a war

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>BRO YOU CANT HAVE HEALTH CARE
>BUT YEH 1.5 TRILLION FOR STONKS YEH BUDDY
>6 TRILLION FOR FOREIGN WARS YEH BUDDY

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>>17745241
Get lots of peanut butter. LOTS
Also, boil the ramen then strain it before putting in some more water and the seasoning.

Also whats the point of buying the water?
Your tap will continue working just fine through this.

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>>17745307
>Days after being with Trump and Pence.
N-nani, are they immune to it? Are Trump and Pence asymptomatic carriers?

>> No.17745381 [DELETED] 

>>17745355
Exactly this. BURN THIS FUCKER DOWN

>> No.17745384 [DELETED] 

Come on you fucking tease, lemme see -9%.

>> No.17745396 [DELETED] 

Since we already had a Black Monday this week can we still call this Black Thursday?

>> No.17745404 [DELETED] 

>Want to get a gun but currently on probation because of politics.
I'm fucking mad as fuck right now. I've been trying to play by the rules now, especially since I was afforded more of a cerebral understanding as to how the world works as compensation for the role I was assigned in teh charade, but EXACTLY WHAT I SAID WOULD HAPPEN has started happening. I wasn't wrong dumb fucks! I was telling you the truth! Why the fuck are our leaders so complacent in maintaining the lies about what's actually going on? Where the fuck is Christ? Tell Him He needs to get His FAT FUCKING ASS out of His bed and get the fuck back to work.

>> No.17745412 [DELETED] 

>>17745375
The virus can take up to 2 weeks to show symptoms.

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>>17745364
>he doesn't know
there be rona in that tap water

>> No.17745428 [DELETED] 

>>17745396
Thursday the 12th, leading into Friday the 13th.

>> No.17745438 [DELETED] 

How can I start the music again

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Trump wont get it. he should be dead. The man lives off fast food and never exercises. i doubt corona would get him before heart disease.

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>>17745396
People will just get hooked on the Friday 13th meme.

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>>17745323
You're retarded if you can see the tide go out before the tsunami
Oh ok wise investor please tell me how giving banks 500bn $ to gamble with while every individual panic sells isn't a manufactured redistribution of wealth to investment banks. I'll wait.
>don't worry about the banks!
>what do you mean sick leave?

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>>17745384
think big anon
i'm hoping for eod -10%

>> No.17745457 [DELETED] 

>>17745404
>Want to get a gun but currently on probation because of politics.
wut?

>> No.17745462 [DELETED] 

Is there gonna be a 3:30 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?

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>>17745315
I have bottled water and am unironically filling up every coke bottle I own with water once used, up to 50 so far.

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>>17745241
Bring a backpack with you to public buildings and spool off papertowels and TP from the restrooms. Dont try to pry them out, just do pulls on them to get free paper. Id suggest 3 long pulls each from the TP per wad.
> t. Live off grid and I do this all the time.

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>>17745381
I legitimately can't wait for corona-chan to destroy their retirement and hopefully she'll cull a few million of them too

>> No.17745486 [DELETED] 

>War
Check.
>Pestilence
Check.
Alright, when will the other two show.

>> No.17745496 [DELETED] 

Is it actually over, /biz/? Are we well and truly, irrevocably fucked?

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>>17744953
I truly think this will go down as the biggest amount of money wasted in the least amount of time ever..until tomorrow when the Fed wastes another 500 billion in even less time

>> No.17745503 [DELETED] 

>>17744633
socialism is only for fat fucking jew pig bankers and financiers

>> No.17745507 [DELETED] 

>>17745447
>Oh ok wise investor please tell me how giving banks 500bn $ to gamble with while every individual panic sells isn't a manufactured redistribution of wealth to investment banks.
that's exactly what it is, and it's called socialism

>> No.17745521 [DELETED] 

>>17745496
You want the actual answer or the /biz/ answer?

>> No.17745523 [DELETED] 

>>17745438
There's a single pixel in this post >>17740263
that you can click. Zoom in if you can't see it.

>> No.17745525 [DELETED] 

>>17745364
Yeah but you never know what's going to happen I once got caught with no water for a day in the UK and no one texted me untill after service resumed, I always keep a reserve I'm just adding to it, besides it cost me literally £3 for 50 bottles of water.

>> No.17745527 [DELETED] 

>>17745496
Market is still insanely overvalued. We’re just getting warmed up dude. They are gonna need to print tens of trillions and this fucker will still fall.

>> No.17745533 [DELETED] 

>>17745496
>irrevocably
Probably not irrevocably.
Probably.

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is this it? we great depression 2.0 now?

>> No.17745536 [DELETED] 

>>17745123
Nothing will happen tomorrow then the mother of all crashes will happen on monday after more fearmongering on weekend.

>> No.17745538 [DELETED] 

>>17745496
Nah it's all good, relax and buy when this hits bottom

>> No.17745540 [DELETED] 

>>17744633
Whites for 100 years kept in camps

>> No.17745547 [DELETED] 

>>17745521
this is no big deal r-right we are going to make it please tell me we are goung to make it

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>>17745536
nah tomorrow is friday the 13th, the crash is tomorrow cause it's too poetic not to be

>> No.17745555 [DELETED] 

>>17745527
>Market is still insanely overvalued
How the fuck? We're already back to two and a half years ago. Was the entire stock market just larping for the past 10 years?

>> No.17745562 [DELETED] 

reminder that Hayek predicted 2008, knew the keynesian model would work temporarily, and predicted exactly this as a repercussion.
real capitalism allows failure, and when you bail out the losers theres no end to the cost.

>> No.17745564 [DELETED] 

>>17745457
It'll make sense to those of us who ever got close to uncovering the truth. A lot of, "criminals", are political prisoners framed for crimes committed by the police. I was framed for a minor crime since I was posting about how everyone spends most of their time in isolation and it's nothing more than charade when people present as if they don't. I hold/held a somewhat high position in academia and they didn't like that I was speaking so clearly about our lives, the show must go on after all, so they framed me for a minor crime on a totally ridiculous pretext to demonstrate they can do that to anyone - even people like me.

Here's the takeaway. If you wear a suit and act the part, people will believe you. It doesn't matter if what you're saying is true. All that matters is how good you are at playing the part.

>> No.17745570 [DELETED] 

How do I buy a gun. I was hospitalized for suicide I am afraid they will arrest me if I try to buy a gun

>> No.17745573 [DELETED] 

>>17745555
Yes

>> No.17745580 [DELETED] 

>>17745462
Probably, though I hope not.
If corona-chan is endgame tier, it literally doesn't matter.
If it's bad but we'll get through it with more or less the same systems in place afterwards, then today's pump is tomorrow's inflation.
If it's a nothing burger then see above, they should be using the opportunity to ease the market down from it's massively overvalued status.

I don't care either way, I'm a poor wageslave who's got everything in UVXY and SPXS.

>> No.17745582 [DELETED] 

>>17745331
>china blames america
>iran blames china
in keeping with this, you're after
>america blames iran

>> No.17745584 [DELETED] 

>>17745473
Same, kek

>> No.17745585 [DELETED] 

>>17745525
So...
You know this thing about REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE?
you only needed to save your 2 liters soda and juice bottles

>> No.17745588 [DELETED] 

>>17745497
>sitting on appreciating assets
>"""work"""
eat shit boomers

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>>17745547
>Actual answer
Yeah, it'll probably be a bit uncomfortable but you'll be fine, some setbacks but we'll survive.
>/biz/ answer
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17745597 [DELETED] 

>>17745503
Then why is capitalism failing right now?

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>>17744746

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>>17745582
Absolutely Yorgipilled.

>> No.17745617 [DELETED] 

>>17745555
>1.5T USD buys nothing
>Is the market overvalued?

>> No.17745621 [DELETED] 

>>17745323
>YOUR LABOR IS WORTH WHAT YOU AGREE TO SELL IT FOR AND NOTHING MORE BRO
Pretending that the selling of labor is a contract between two equal parties is false.

>> No.17745620 [DELETED] 

>>17745555
considering how far removed money has become from actual economic value, the entire stock market is just one big LARP

>> No.17745624 [DELETED] 

>>17745473
Doing this at uni

>> No.17745630 [DELETED] 

>>17745564
Tell us of your fall anon.

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>>17745507
>"vote" for democratic imperial capitalism
>get fucked
>"vote" for quasi-democratic oligopoly in post-imperialist nation that uses soft decentralized socialism
>get fucked
I don't know about you but I don't think the "voting" isn't working anymore

>> No.17745636 [DELETED] 

>>17745597
BECAUSE WE DONT EVEN HAVE CAPITALISM

>> No.17745637 [DELETED] 

>>17745555
fracking contributed to bringing us out of 08'
now that is off the table with the saudi-russian oil war

let's just say it will be interesting how this all plays out

>> No.17745644 [DELETED] 

>>17745590
that's because most bizz chads are gambling on the stock markets

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>> No.17745652 [DELETED] 

>>17745633
it took you this long?

>> No.17745662 [DELETED] 

>leverage real estate to death
>prices dip
>debt implodes
Surely this time we'll have learned...
>leverage stocks to death
>prices dip
>debt implodes
Oh no! Who could have seen this happening?

>> No.17745667 [DELETED] 

>>17745570
They won't arrest you if it comes up hot, just deny you.

>> No.17745674 [DELETED] 

>>17745323
>YOUR LABOR IS WORTH WHAT YOU AGREE TO SELL IT FOR AND NOTHING MORE BRO

AN ECONOMIC SYSTEM THAT NECESSITATES THAT THE OWNERS OF CAPITAL UNDERPAY/STEAL THE VALUE OF LABORERS ALSO DETERMINES ARBITRARILY HOW MUCH THE LABOR IS WORTH, SHOCKER

>NO, THAT IS LITERALLY SOCIALISM BRO

WELFARE CAPITALISM FOR THE RICH IS THE OPPOSITE OF SOCIALISM BRO

>IGNORE THE FACT THAT ALL OF THAT IS DUE TO CENTRAL BAKING AND FIAT CURRENCY, MONEY MACHINE GO BRRRRRRR

"C-CAPITALISM ISN'T THE PROBLEM, IT'S JUST THAT THE BEST ITERATION OF CAPITALISM ISN'T IMPLEMENTED!"

>> No.17745676 [DELETED] 

>>17744542
KEK

>> No.17745680 [DELETED] 

>>17744953
Explain to a brainlet how does this bump happened and why

>> No.17745696 [DELETED] 

>>17745573
How do you sustain an entire market on nothing but larping for 12 straight years?

>> No.17745697 [DELETED] 

>>17744626
basado

>> No.17745706 [DELETED] 

is it 4 yet

>> No.17745707 [DELETED] 

>>17745621
>party 1: i will give you money
>party 2: ok
>(You): *autistic screeching*

>> No.17745714 [DELETED] 

>>17745646
Imagine if they had spent that on healthcare

>> No.17745719 [DELETED] 

>>17745680
FED dropped 500 BILLION of taxpayer purchasing power on a sinking ship.

>> No.17745725 [DELETED] 

>>17745585
Yeah and I'm reusing them I'll also use them as containers for the plants I'm growing. I can't reuse them if I'm dead anon.

>> No.17745727 [DELETED] 

>>17745652
I'm just memeing.
If you believe in revolution you're a bit too late (almost 300 years) to the party.
The whiskey rebellion should've won.

>> No.17745739 [DELETED] 

>>17745680
Fed printed money, money into markets, markets don't care

>> No.17745745 [DELETED] 

>>17745570
they wont let you because you couldn't contain your retard spaghetti, but ask mexicans, they love illegal guns and can hook you up with good stuff.

>> No.17745747 [DELETED] 

>>17745696
by convincing everyone else that you are not larping

>> No.17745752 [DELETED] 

>>17745674
I'm not that guy, but to say that because some things all fall under one category and one implementation has failed on an extraordinary level does not mean all other things within that category are inherent extraordinary failures.
this goes for all ideas

>> No.17745756 [DELETED] 

>>17745680
FED pledged 1.5 trillion in 2 days to raise confidence. It worked until people realized that if they need to do in the first place then it's all ogre.

>> No.17745762 [DELETED] 

>>17745696
Because fiat money is an illusion, one that people fell for the first time around because they didn’t even know what was going on. People aren’t as stupid this time around.

>> No.17745774 [DELETED] 

>>17744746
You the kind of faggot that get to the gulag first

>> No.17745780 [DELETED] 

>>17745707
No, more like
>I will give you only enough to survive and maybe afford a holiday abroad once every 8 years if you scrounge are single and have no pets.

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>>17745680
because that faggot jerome printed money that we will have to pay later and injected it into the markets hoping to reinvigorate this bloated stinking corpse of an economy for a while longer. It failed horribly

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>>17745527
>>17745554
>>17745573
>>17745533
>>17745617
>>17745615

>>17745555

> John Denver Rocky Mountain High starts playing from Final Destination when the teacher was dying

>> No.17745801 [DELETED] 

>>17745756
wait what's the other trillion?

>> No.17745811 [DELETED] 

>>17745707
>party 1: i will give them this much money
>party 2: good, that will keep them under my thumb and in debt to me. I'll fund that
>party 3: is this where I show up to work?

>> No.17745812 [DELETED] 

END THE FED, TELL YOUR FRIENDS

>> No.17745820 [DELETED] 

>>17745756
It was the exact same reaction as the rate cut.
>Neat, a rate cut!
>...
>Oh shit, a rate cut!

>> No.17745831 [DELETED] 

We -9% nao
>>17745801
3 500B bonds, scroll up

>> No.17745832 [DELETED] 

>>17745630
Sometimes we aren't as anonymous as we'd like to think we are. What is there to fear if you're right with Christ?

>> No.17745843 [DELETED] 

>>17745680
A bank that's never been audited printed a bunch of money that doesn't exist to try and enhance confidence in the stonk market which people decades from now will still be paying off because the money is fucking voodoo but the debt is real and the FED sure the fuck ain't paying it out of their wallet.

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>>17744953
It costs five hundred billion dollars to pump this index ... for twelve minutes.

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>>17745812
Ron Paul could have prevented this

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>-8.98%

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>-9% again after that retarded bounce

>> No.17745863 [DELETED] 

-9%

>> No.17745870 [DELETED] 

>>17745554
WAIT
>March madness
>Corona
>Oil
>Market instability
>friday the 13th
ok I'm getting black out drunk tommorow I want to wake up to a nuclear sunrise.

>> No.17745874 [DELETED] 

bear bros, when do we buy?

>> No.17745876 [DELETED] 

9%. where is the pump

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W-WHY ISN’T IT STOPPING?! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!

>> No.17745892 [DELETED] 

>>17745739
You're blinder than dead bat soup if you don't see the banks rubbing their hands right now my man. "Markets don't care" is code in your post for "Retards are losing their minds and big banks are cleaning up."

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>>17745876
No more paper

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>>17745637
>american and russian oil collapses
>saudi oil is gonna explode with the rest of the middle east
Musk is going to own the planet by the end of next year.

>> No.17745907 [DELETED] 

>it's up

>> No.17745914 [DELETED] 

Should I buy calls for tomorrow's relief rally?

>> No.17745915 [DELETED] 

Remember to resort to cannibalism BEFORE you start starving, that way you're stronger than the fools that wait until they're emaciated and dying before resorting to human flesh.

>> No.17745919 [DELETED] 

Where the fuck is /biz/onacci?? Someone get him on the phone to make sense of all this.

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>>17745855

>> No.17745930 [DELETED] 

>>17741044
>Wuhan Wipeout
Nice. Would have also accepted something like "From Bat to Bear"

>> No.17745933 [DELETED] 

>>17745780
>>17745811
until the next guy comes over offering everyone better standards and everyone flocks to him either through already existing means or through innovation, thus improving everyone's quality of life and the cycle repeats.

unless of course the guy isn't kept off the market by arbitrary regulation or corporate subsidies and so on.

>> No.17745934 [DELETED] 

Did they actually pump or did they promise to pump and people bought in?

>> No.17745943 [DELETED] 

>>17745832
Nothing, because I am.
Best of luck friend.

>> No.17745953 [DELETED] 

>>17745934
We just don't know

>> No.17745954 [DELETED] 

>>17745707
>party 2: I need money to not die
>party 1: ok slave who is beholden to me for survival, you will accept however much money I want to give you or you will accept your death
>libertarians: it's just a contract bro

>> No.17745957 [DELETED] 

>>17745934
NY FED actually pumped

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>>17745851
By my math, that's $41666.6666 Million per minute.

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>>17745851
I fucking peed fuck

>> No.17745972 [DELETED] 

>>17744531
What has the history of China got to do with the history of sanctions, which clearly show they don't work. You don't have to make them Most Favored Nation and export all your industries. Just leave countries alone and mind your own business. I'm old enough to remember when live and let live was the dominant ideology of America.

>> No.17745974 [DELETED] 

imagine owning stocks lmao

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SHOULDA BOUGHT THE GOLD FUCKOS BUT NO, YOU NEEDED THAT DEBT PAPER, HERE WE GO THE RIDE IS STARTED.

>> No.17745980 [DELETED] 

>>17745851
KEK

>> No.17745982 [DELETED] 

>>17745943
As am I. To you as well.

>> No.17745984 [DELETED] 

>>17745934
Does it matter?

>> No.17745985 [DELETED] 

>>17745934
The announcement of the pump was what caused the bounce but they did pump that first $500 billion in at 1:30 PM.

>> No.17745989 [DELETED] 

>>17741279
Artificial life support
NO BRAKES

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>tfw I've been sitting 30% cash reserves since 2017
Let's hurry up and hit bottom so I can get back in

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>>17745915
>mfw 3 kindergartners near my house
Meat never left the menu

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>>17745851
Quality fucking post.

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>not even the power of brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr can stand against corona-chan
god i'm rock fucking hard right now

>> No.17746023 [DELETED] 

>No 3:30 pump

Oh shit.

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>>17745934
pumped 500 billion today but also promised to pump an additional 1 trillion. So 1.5 trillion total

>> No.17746027 [DELETED] 

>>17745714
It's not quite that simple. Theoretically, as long as the market restores, all those who took 1.5 trillion credit from fed to buy shit now will make mad gains and use said gains to pay the credit back. So, it's still a """credit""", and not just free money. The problem comes from the fact that not only the market might not come back, it might fail right fucking now despite the pump and make it clear that banks will be unable to pay in three months right now, making the situation immensely worse.

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>>17745959
>666.6666
I fucking love this timeline, fuck the boring timelines.

>> No.17746046 [DELETED] 

>>17745933
>until the next guy comes over offering everyone better standards and everyone flocks to him either through already existing means or through innovation
Slaveowners 1-4: We agree to offer the slaves this token money for their labor
Slaveowner 5: oh yeah well I will offer more
Slaveowners 1-4 proceed to ally with each other to force slaveowner 5 off the market
The status quo continues uninterrupted

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>>17745851

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>>17746002
>eating the people with the least food on them
Never going to make it.

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tried to 'buy the dip'... I bought way too early.

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>>17745876
printer machine broke

>> No.17746081 [DELETED] 

> -9%
> -9%
> -9%
> -9%
> -9%

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>>17746055

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>>17731603

>> No.17746087 [DELETED] 

>>17746001
when is bottom?

>> No.17746089 [DELETED] 

>>17746055
Everyone gets got. The important thing is you learned to wait to hit bottom next time.

>> No.17746096 [DELETED] 

>>17746026
CAPITAL SOCIALISM LMAO

>> No.17746097 [DELETED] 

>>17746055
You moron this is gonna go on for months, just cash out and chill

>> No.17746100 [DELETED] 

AND I FEEL
AND I FEEL
AND I FEEL FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

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>>17744953

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We're sustaining -9%
This is devastating

>> No.17746115 [DELETED] 

>>17746046
>Slaveowners 1-4 proceed to ally with each other to force slaveowner 5 off the market
you mean they all with the government to force "slaveowner" 5 off the market with the aforementioned regulatory capture

>> No.17746116 [DELETED] 

>>17746087
H E L L
E
L
L

>> No.17746130 [DELETED] 

>>17746055
kek

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>>17746055
same bought in late feb/early march and now I'm -19% down

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>This is nice music, Corona-chan. I'm happy you're only killing old people.

>> No.17746142 [DELETED] 

DIE MUTHA FUCKA DIE MOTHA FUCKA DIE

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What is this song?

>> No.17746148 [DELETED] 

>>17746087
When it levels then climbs for a couple weeks.

>> No.17746155 [DELETED] 

Ooh baby, can we hit -10%?

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>Where'd the fucking music go?!?!

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>>17745851

>> No.17746182 [DELETED] 

bros...where's the bottom...

>> No.17746191 [DELETED] 

PUUUUUUMP EEEEEET

>> No.17746203 [DELETED] 

>>17746115
No, I don't mean to imply any such thing because they could do this equally as efficiently by instigating a price war and making deals with their mutual suppliers, no government needed.

>> No.17746204 [DELETED] 

>>17746147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhYHwtEMJM

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bros I'm scared
this is like that scene from Neo Tokyo where the audience goes from ecstatic to horrified as the racecars keep exploding

>> No.17746218 [DELETED] 

>>17746087
when it hits 1000

>> No.17746223 [DELETED] 

Wow, powers that be really don't want to end the market on -9.

>> No.17746229 [DELETED] 

>>17746182
I think stocks can't go into the negative.

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OUR LAST BASTION IS THE 200 SMA ON THE MONTHLY

IF THAT BREAKS THIS IS A DEPRESSION, A TOTAL COLLAPSE OF THE ECONOMIC SYSTEM

>> No.17746238 [DELETED] 

Aren't they going to waste the 1.5 billion at this rate?

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10% ????

>> No.17746246 [DELETED] 

>>17746087
Bottom?

>> No.17746257 [DELETED] 

>>17741676
>limit
lol

>> No.17746265 [DELETED] 

back the truck up on T?

>> No.17746270 [DELETED] 

how will it open tomorrow?

>> No.17746274 [DELETED] 

>>17744148
Rewatch Snow White, which was made fucking 50 years before

>> No.17746285 [DELETED] 

>>17746238
Trillion* with a t

>> No.17746287 [DELETED] 

>>17746270
repeat of today

>> No.17746307 [DELETED] 

9

>> No.17746317 [DELETED] 

>>17746270
Blood red.

>> No.17746320 [DELETED] 

Should I sell my 4/17 ccl 20p? It’s up over 400%

>> No.17746323 [DELETED] 

How do I enable the music, it's not coming up for me

>> No.17746329 [DELETED] 

>>17746317
>>17746287
sounds amazing

>> No.17746341 [DELETED] 

Is Deutsche Bank actually fucked or are people just memeing. What would happen if they went under?

>> No.17746346 [DELETED] 

>>17746320
https://www.youtube.com/embed/H9hc8dD0aFE?&autoplay=1

>> No.17746355 [DELETED] 

>>17746203
>instigating a price war
yes, it's called competition, and the way it goes is that the one delivering a better product, workspace standards and/or service wins in the end, provided no interference (such as, for example, arbitrary regulations that only one party can afford to carry out, or one party receiving massive amounts in subsidies) takes place

>> No.17746373 [DELETED] 

will the mods keep the sticky for tomorrow or just today?

>> No.17746374 [DELETED] 

>>17746341
germany would attempt to bailout, then collapse. followed by rest of EU

>> No.17746375 [DELETED] 

>>17746346
Whoops
>>17746323

>> No.17746376 [DELETED] 

T yielding over 6.5%, talk me off the ledge

>> No.17746396 [DELETED] 

>>17746341
They'd get free money by mother merkel.

>> No.17746395 [DELETED] 

>>17746374
b-but Germany is stronk. I am sure we could bail it out. r-right?

>> No.17746409 [DELETED] 

Just dropped ~$100 each on all my oil stocks yesterday, dollar cost averaging a bit. I'm trying to maintain cash in case of even more spectacular losses, or if banks start collapsing. Also my one pharmaceutical dropped pretty low again so I DCA'd a bit there, too.

This crash is comfy as fuck, especially now that this music is playing. I almost don't want to hit submit and miss out on this great music.

>> No.17746420 [DELETED] 

Will it hit 10?
Will I wake up tomorrow?
Do I want to?

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>>17746270
Under 20k
It'll be remembered as the black swan dive of Friday the 13th.

>> No.17746430 [DELETED] 

>>17746341
They are fucked, but we don't know how fucked until it happens. You better be prepared.

>> No.17746436 [DELETED] 

>>17745148
its not only boomers and smokers. obese people and people with diabetes are also affected a lot by this, and america has plenty of those

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>Deutsche Bank lost 18.5% and is now the lowest it has ever been, ever.

>> No.17746445 [DELETED] 

>hurr what about da inflation
lmao no one in /biz/ even knows what a repo is

>> No.17746446 [DELETED] 

>>17746376
do a backflip

>> No.17746454 [DELETED] 

post yfw the media overhyping this is a ploy to destroy anon's portfolio and get mr. goldberg a few billion in the process

>> No.17746455 [DELETED] 

9% BABY

>> No.17746456 [DELETED] 

>>17746421
he was fine btw, missed the rocks by a hair's breadth.

>> No.17746460 [DELETED] 

>>17746409
Too early on oil IMO, there will be dividend cuts, buyouts and bankrupts still to come.

>> No.17746464 [DELETED] 

When do I buy?

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Guys

Do you even realize that $500b have been erased in 2 hours? Can you even understand how much money that is?

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lmao this post actually going into the history books. post yfw future 2050 classrooms will be reading about "the everything bubble liquidty crash" in terms of black people selling crack rocks.

>> No.17746471 [DELETED] 

>>17746395
>dax -12,24%
very stronk

>> No.17746481 [DELETED] 

>>17746409
Owning stock is really a win-win situation. If they go up you make money. If they go down you can despairpost on /biz/

>> No.17746483 [DELETED] 

>>17746465
who cares it's just numbers, none of it is real lmao

>> No.17746488 [DELETED] 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Thursday_(2020)
WIll there be Black Friday (2020)?

>> No.17746489 [DELETED] 

>>17746465
It's zero because federal reserve notes are fiat currency and thus have no value.

>> No.17746496 [DELETED] 

>>17746465
can only imagine how much is gonna be lost tomorrow

>> No.17746503 [DELETED] 

>>17746464
wait for it to reach the bottom

>> No.17746518 [DELETED] 

>>17746446 i did, 50 shares. wish me luck!

seems to be climbing a bit

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>>17746087
>bottom
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHDHSHAHSHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.17746524 [DELETED] 

>>17746503
WHAT FUCKING BOTTOM

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PUMP EET

>> No.17746531 [DELETED] 

>>17745636
>we don't have an economy where private actors produce goods for profit made with other people's labor
okay retard

>> No.17746535 [DELETED] 

>>17746465
They didn't go away. The boomers all grabbed them to ensure their comfortable retirement while you hold the debt and the worthless papers.

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IT'S JUST A FINANCIAL COLLAPSE BRO

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>>17746270

>> No.17746553 [DELETED] 

>>17746465
1/10 no trigger discipline

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>>17746465
>Can you even understand how much money that is?
no

>> No.17746562 [DELETED] 

>>17746524
ITS BEARS ALL THE WAY DOWN.

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>>17746488

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It's over bros

>> No.17746572 [DELETED] 

Is it over

>> No.17746576 [DELETED] 

>>17746488
Gee I hope so

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>>17741963
https://voca.ro/e1XKp0qfrH0
I dont know how to music

>> No.17746602 [DELETED] 

>>17746566
checked

>> No.17746608 [DELETED] 

>>17745972
Sanctions aren't going to hurt America in any significant mean anyway, so why not use some gesturing to tell them they're not welcomed?

>> No.17746616 [DELETED] 

Definitely a dead cat bounce at some point tomorrow, plus fed 500 billion pump. That's when we strike with more puts and SQQQ.

>> No.17746618 [DELETED] 

Why's it called a bear market, anyway? Is it because a bear swipes downward or something to do with selling bear skins?

>> No.17746619 [DELETED] 

>>17746572
IT'S NOT FUCKING OVER

>> No.17746621 [DELETED] 

OH NO NO NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY DOW AT 30K EOM

>> No.17746624 [DELETED] 

>>17746553
Do you even gat bro?

Those meth got perfect trigger discipline, that little guard around the trigger is a finger rest.

>> No.17746625 [DELETED] 

>>17746566
lmao

>> No.17746626 [DELETED] 

>>17746460
I don't think this oil price war is going to go very long, Russia needs to sell at a certain price to balance their budget and that price is above break even for shale producers. SA needs an even higher price to balance their budget.

This is going to be a temporary shock, and if it's not, I think there will be bailouts. It's an election year and Trump's entire campaign is/was going to be focused on the economy.

>> No.17746630 [DELETED] 

>>17746579
You need to focus on pronunciation, along with everyone else whoever attempted karaoke kek.

>> No.17746633 [DELETED] 

>one of the biggest market shift in our lifetime
>only 1001 posts on /biz/
wtf bros?

>> No.17746648 [DELETED] 

>>17746579
cute

>> No.17746653 [DELETED] 

>>17746618
Because you're buying while the market is 'hibernating'.

>> No.17746659 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY

>> No.17746663 [DELETED] 

>>17745323
If it was worth what you sold it for the capitalist wouldn't buy it. He intends on making a profit out of you.

>> No.17746666 [DELETED] 

>>17746355
>argument about how treating selling of labor in a free market as a freely-signed contract is stupid due to the power imbalance between the employer and laborer, that "selling" of labor is more akin to a slave being kept alive by his master
>"but dude what if some employers try to offer higher wages as an incentive"
>counter that this is a nonfactor because in a free market such efforts are easily and swiftly punished, so that the status quo returns
>"ok yeah well that's, like, the market working as intended and shit"
I'll take your concession

>> No.17746674 [DELETED] 

>>17746633
It's a rolling sticky.

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>>17746563

>> No.17746692 [DELETED] 

>>17746465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2AvU2cfXRk

>> No.17746696 [DELETED] 

>>17746618
Jewish occult archetypes, you wouldn't understand.

>> No.17746702 [DELETED] 

>>17746630
I'm a filthy kraut with a chipped tooth bro, its the best i can do

>> No.17746717 [DELETED] 

DOW JONES
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE LOSSES

>> No.17746722 [DELETED] 

>>17746618
Eh, where in the fuck did you come from? Ah no matter, I'll educate you and make you better:

Bear: Bears hibernate, means stillness.

Bull: Bulls disrupt and move wildly, also fuck your wife, means market is going up like the BBC when you suck it.

Corona: Shoulda put lime in it when you could.

>> No.17746725 [DELETED] 

>>17746055
The bottom is the copper wiring in the walls around you. You should have left the country to a North or South hemisphere by now if you're worried.
Me? I'm hoping by the end of this I'll have made some better friends.

>> No.17746726 [DELETED] 

>>17746531
When those goods and profits aren't the basis for economy or even connected to it in any meaningful way, it's pretty safe to say we don't have capitalism when we move above the average working man.
In capitalism the shitty players are allowed to fail. In this system the state bails out big players over and over again until they can't bail them out anymore and the whole house of cards fails.

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>>17746633
its a rotating sticky it deletes posts older than 1k'ish. its been a ride.

>> No.17746745 [DELETED] 

>>17746608
u wot?

>> No.17746751 [DELETED] 

>>17746666
strawmanning isn't a good argument

>> No.17746757 [DELETED] 

>fed won't let it go below 9
kek

>> No.17746758 [DELETED] 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17746761 [DELETED] 

>>17746648
thanks bro

>> No.17746763 [DELETED] 

>Guys if we keep throwing money at it it'll make it go away
>OK so throwing money at it didn't work.... how about a LARGER SUM OF MONEY
>hmmm.... both attempts didn't work, well if at first you don't succeed....

How is the fed this fucking retarded??????

>> No.17746764 [DELETED] 

>>17746722
I thought you were supposed to put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up

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>>17746566
>>17746602

Major bogpill there

>> No.17746779 [DELETED] 

NINE AND A FUCKING HAAAAALF

>> No.17746784 [DELETED] 

>>17746717
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT BUY
MARKET MY HOLDING CELL

>> No.17746786 [DELETED] 

>>17746471
Germany has been fat and complacent for decades now. This isn't surprising.

>> No.17746796 [DELETED] 

>>17745914
there wont be. everyone will dump their stocks for the weekend.
Italy quarantined.
Soon the rest of Europe will be too
America is lagging a week behind, so next week it's your turn muricians
and then the relief rally will start

>> No.17746801 [DELETED] 

>>17746465
Do you even know what repos are you dumb cunt?

>> No.17746802 [DELETED] 

>9.5
Holy shit.

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>>17746717
-10% GO GO GOGO GO GO YOU CAN DO IT CORONA-CHAN!!! GIVE HER YOUR ENERGY!!!

>> No.17746815 [DELETED] 

>>17746763
Because a guy with orange hair is screaming at them that stonks must go up because his whole campaign is that stonks will go up, not down.

>> No.17746816 [DELETED] 

>>17746717
WE WILL
WE WILL
PUMP YOU

>> No.17746820 [DELETED] 

>DOW actually closes below 9

>> No.17746822 [DELETED] 

I can't even type fast enough where is my EOD PUMP???????

>> No.17746825 [DELETED] 

9,5

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>17746633
Checked and congrats on the newfag (you)s.

>> No.17746830 [DELETED] 

>>17746807
B for Bobo energy
B

>> No.17746840 [DELETED] 

S&P 2,498.86

Welp, I should have learned a trade

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>commies predict the apocalipse because muh capitalism is evil
>it never comes
>chinese communist government engineers a super virus and releases it on the world
>"see we told you the apocalipse was coming lmao capitalism is evil"

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>>17746807
GO CORONA-CHAN! GO! TAKE MY ENERGY

>> No.17746848 [DELETED] 

>>17746666
quads wasted on retarded strawman
>counter that this is a nonfactor because in a free market such efforts are easily and swiftly punished, so that the status quo returns
>"ok yeah well that's, like, the market working as intended and shit"
yeah no i said that's called government intervention (aka socialism) and wouldn't exist in a free market.

>> No.17746852 [DELETED] 

>>17746763
They're making snap decisions because six "experts" in a room told them it would fix it and that there's no time to waste, just trust them.

>> No.17746855 [DELETED] 

9.8
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17746857 [DELETED] 

IT'S HAPPENING
10%

>> No.17746860 [DELETED] 

Let's get those double digits!!!!!!

>> No.17746863 [DELETED] 

>>17746843
>apocalipse

>> No.17746862 [DELETED] 

>>17746825
I'm sweating furiously right now

>> No.17746864 [DELETED] 

10

>> No.17746865 [DELETED] 

BELOW 21.3k

>> No.17746867 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p554R-Jq43A

>> No.17746872 [DELETED] 

>>17746763
What else are they supposed to do, admit that their money is worth less than the cloth it's printed on? They're trying to trick people into thinking they're confident in the state of the market, because this fake monopoly money scam all runs on the concept that people remain convinced that money can actually be infinitely traded for service with zero (ZERO) value backing it other than an IOU.

>> No.17746873 [DELETED] 

it broke 10%

>> No.17746876 [DELETED] 

>>17746633
B-bros are you ok, you are fine r-right?

>> No.17746881 [DELETED] 

>9.69%
WE DID IT BOYS! WE'RE AT A NEW LOW!

>> No.17746879 [DELETED] 

LAST MINUTE FREEFALL FED CAN'T KEEP UP

>> No.17746883 [DELETED] 

>>17741952
I love you corona-chan

>> No.17746889 [DELETED] 

>>17746373
Hope it stays a while, comfy af

>> No.17746896 [DELETED] 

-10%
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>> No.17746897

>>17746843
If you think China is communist then you are literally retarded lmao

>> No.17746898

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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-10
>-10
-10
>-10
-10
>-10
-10
>-10

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17746801
Yes dumb cunt.

>> No.17746904

GO GO GO GO GO GO DOUBLE DIGIT GANG

>> No.17746907

I HAVE N-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>10%

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The Fed has capitulated, I repeat the Fed has capitulated.

>> No.17746918

Well, thats it boys

https://youtu.be/i49BFXhhsiE

>> No.17746924

>-10.06%
>-10.06%
>-10.06%
>-10.06%
>-10.06%

>> No.17746929

9.99
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO

>> No.17746930
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>9.7

>> No.17746935

20xxx
HAHAHAHA fucking kek

>> No.17746936

>>17746801
L M A O go away tourist, we literally broke repo before most major news sites just by looking at the feds balance sheet.

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>-10%

>> No.17746956

-10% Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.17746957

>>17745880
>-9.99%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lbGAzo9RrM

>> No.17746959
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COMPLETE CAPITULATION

>> No.17746960
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ITS ALL OVER

ONLY DARKNESS NOW

>> No.17746963

>-9.99%
PFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17746970
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HERE
WE
GO

>> No.17746974

>-9.99%

>> No.17746975

>Stuck at 9.99
YOU CANNOT HOLD THE TIDE WITH A BROOMSTICK, FED

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9.99% Fucking chem em

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yfw -10%

>> No.17746986

>9.99
More like
>666
Satanic occult trips sell signal. It's ogre.

>> No.17746989

>-9.99%

>> No.17746991 [DELETED] 
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OH THE HUMANITY

>> No.17746992

>>17746763
doing actual stimulus would only help regular people, not the bankers and their friends

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Arise, arise, Investors of /biz/!
Fell deals awake: losses and bankruptcy!
Stocks shall be shaken, funds be splintered,
a volatile day, a red day, ere the DOW plummets!
Trade now, trade now, trade! Trade for ruin and the market's ending!
DEBT! DEBT! DEBT!

>> No.17746993

>ITS STUCK AT 9.99
ITS STUCK AT 9.99
>ITS STUCK AT 9.99
ITS STUCK AT 9.99
>ITS STUCK AT 9.99
ITS STUCK AT 9.99
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>ITS STUCK AT 9.99
ITS STUCK AT 9.99
>ITS STUCK AT 9.99
ITS STUCK AT 9.99
>ITS STUCK AT 9.99
ITS STUCK AT 9.99

>> No.17746995

>>17731603
9.99 = 6.66 its unironically fucking happening guys. get ready for a new paradigm

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>>17746864
>>17746857
>>17746896

MY BIG 10 INCH

>> No.17746998

ANOTHER RECORD FOLKS

>> No.17747007

>>17746963
Flip it over and you’ll see...

>> No.17747013

>9.99%
That's the biggest HODL I've ever seen. Beautiful.

>> No.17747022

>>17746726
>In capitalism the shitty players are allowed to fail.
that's what they tell you to get you to think this is some sort of fair and natural system. it's not. capitalism is like war. all is fair, people cheat if they can, they say one thing and do another, they lie they cheat they deceive they steal, because at the end of the day it's about profit and nothing else. Every single capitalist who tells you you can't have handouts will rip your arm off if you offered them one.

>> No.17747024

CHECK EM
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NEIN NEIN NEIN

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*cough* *cough* *cough*

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>>17746975
NOTHING IS WRITTEN

>> No.17747038

>>17731603
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17746985

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>-9.99

>> No.17747060

well I lost my hard earned money that I worked years for, but at least I'm here with you all

>> No.17747062

>AMD $39

>> No.17747064

FUTURES AT -11%

>> No.17747068

PUMP ME TO THE MOON
OR LET ME PLAY AMONG THE DIRT

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>>17731603
REMEMBER FELLA ALWAYS LISTEN TO DIGITS, 21K WAS 100% CERTAIN

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I don't know a thing about stocks beyond the fact that it involves money, someone explain how bad things are right now

>> No.17747075

Anyone else toss in a couple hundred at the close for shits and gigs?

>> No.17747077

>>17747025
Kek

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An unmitigated disaster.

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>bitcoin not freefalling anymore
is this the part where we get trololo'd or does it really fall to 3k?

>> No.17747087

>>17746999
>>17746999
>>17746999
>>17746999
>>17746999
>>17746999
>>17746999

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>VIX at 76
>it didn't even break 60 during 2008

>> No.17747104

>>17747060
I'm holding you anon

>> No.17747105

It’s basically the 4th worst percentage drop in history guys. Beats 1 record from the legendary 1929.

Only 2 other records from 1929 and the 1987 Black Monday scored a worse percentage drop

>> No.17747107

>>17747074
you will soon be using dollarinos as toilet paper

>> No.17747108

highly-contagious virus + stock market crash

is this finally the long-awaited answer to the boomer question?

>> No.17747109

>>17747074
Worst day in over 30 years. Worse than 08.

>> No.17747120

>>17745179
>JUST SPEND ALL DAY WORKING FOR LESS THAN WHAT YOUR LABOR IS WORTH BRO!
"Labor" have no intrinsic value.

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>10%

>> No.17747136

>>17747108
god i hope so

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its over
this is your life now
you were alive and in your prime during the world's second great depression
remember 4chan
youre here forever

>> No.17747138

>>17747074
everything will be back to normal in 40 days or less, unless the virus mutates or some sick shit

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>>17747074
>pic related.

>> No.17747164

Based, I'm ready for the end of the world.

>> No.17747165

>>17747108
Don't forget Arabia's oil squeeze.

>> No.17747166

>>17747074
Let me explain it with a food analogy.
So you went into a restraurant and paid them to fix you a five course meal, but instead the waiter died, your five course meal is gone, the restaurant burned down and a homeless man shanked you on the way home with a shit covered shiv.
Also your girlfriend called to tell you she's leaving you. Oh and your dog died.

>> No.17747167

>>17747105
>Beats 1 record from the legendary 1929
Jesus christ we might actually be looking at the second great depression if this keeps up.

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>>17747108
>their retirement becomes worthless
>kill themselves
>or corona chan kills them
I'm thinking it is

>> No.17747169

The world ended in 2012. Only clown world now.

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>>17747087
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17747174
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17747174

>>17743290
Global stock markets are in fucking free fall and the government can't stop it. The fed just tried and it did nothing.

We're gonna have another great depression HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17747177

>>17747137
History truly does repeat itself
Soon, war.

>> No.17747193
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17747193

B E A U T I F U L

>> No.17747201
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17747201

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av5Jb52yFBo
hey moon

if i was to fall, i won't fall so deep

though i doubt i'm gonna

you can wake me up if you wanna

>> No.17747205

how TF are these jews holding at 9.99

>> No.17747208

dead rapers sound better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4LsQ_kdLh0

>> No.17747209

>>17746488
It'll be "Fuckit I'm Out Friday."

>> No.17747211

>>17745112
Home repairs

>> No.17747217

>>17747137
I WAS READY FOR THIS SHIT AND I AM SOMEHOW STILL LOSING MONEY
HOWW/??????

>> No.17747224

>>17747088
Quite the bloody nose there

>> No.17747240

>>17747177
This unfortunately

>> No.17747256

>>17745244
Nah he ded

>> No.17747257

>>17747177
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang
But with stonks

>> No.17747260

Wish I knew more about the economy to realize what's going on, but I kinda like it

>> No.17747265

Trump is finished

>> No.17747270

>>17745112
just because its the end of the world doesnt mean we have to strap random garbage to our boddies nigga

>> No.17747271
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17747271

>>17747137
I just wanted to see people on Mars. Why does this timeline suck so much?

>> No.17747275

Ima watashi no negaigoto ga
Kanau naraba tsubasa ga hoshii
Kono senaka ni tori no you ni
Shiroi tsubasa tsukete kudasai

Kono oozora ni tsubasa wo hiroge
Tonde yukitai yo
Kanashimi no nai jiyuu na sora e
Tsubasa hatamekase
Yukitai

Kodomo no toki yume mita koto
Ima mo onaji yume ni miteiru

Kono oozora ni tsubasa wo hiroge
Tonde yukitai yo
Kanashimi no nai jiyuu na sora e
Tsubasa hatamekase

Kono oozora ni tsubasa wo hiroge
Tonde yukitai yo
Kanashimi no nai jiyuu na sora e
Tsubasa hatamekase
Yukitai

>> No.17747277

>>17747177
>Numbers
Consider me officially spooked.

>> No.17747278

4TH LARGEST PERCENTAGE DROP IN HISTORY

>> No.17747293

>>17747166
keked and checked

>> No.17747319

>>17747271
Our destiny is out there in the stars. Fear not anon.

>> No.17747320

>>17747260
Everything is fire

Buy guns
Ammo
Food
Water
Supplies

No one is coming so save you, only the raiders looking for boipussy

>> No.17747329

>>17747278
Tomorrow as it drops below 20k it's going to be the worst drop.

>> No.17747335

>>17747108
I've long maintained that Corona-chan is a gift from heaven to free us from the cancerous leeches the elderly have become. They will pass on their wealth and stop wasting the government's money and now we can start hunting down the migrants they let in and restore our country.

Thank you Corona-chan!

>> No.17747337

>me not jerking off didn’t save the world
Nofap doesn’t work guys, we are free to masturbate whenever we want now.

>> No.17747341
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17747341

>>17747277
>>17747177
ch...checked 0_0

>> No.17747343
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17747343

Oh wow it's nothing.
LMAO @ all of you pathetic death-cult incels thinking this is something big. It's gonna be over in a week.

>> No.17747354

Is it really THAT bad?

>> No.17747355
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17747355

>>17747278
then there's this faggot. Just ignoring the total meltdown of our financial system

>> No.17747357

>>17745355
YOU DONT OWN NUFFIN GOYIM

>> No.17747368
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17747368

IT'S JUST A FLU BRO

>> No.17747371

GET FUCKED JEWS
GET FUCKED FED
GET FUCKED CORPORATE AMERICA
GET FUCKED BOEING
GET FUCKED DISNEY
GET FUCKED FUCKING STOCK BUYBACKS
GET FUCKED FINANCIAL ENGINEERING
GET FUCKED OBAMA
GET FUCKED HANK PAULSON
GET FUCKED BERNANKE
GET FUCKED YELLEN
GET FUCKED JPOW

>> No.17747373

>>17747138
>unless the virus mutates
Anon, it mutated once already. The mutation is what China has. The rest of the world got the original strain.

>> No.17747374

>>17747329
i doubt it can drop 23%

>> No.17747376
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17747376

>> No.17747383

>>17747138
>implying this is about the virus
None of this is about the virus. It's all just about the overzealous containment measures enacted by spooked boomer governments.

>> No.17747395

>>17747270
It's the excuse I've been looking for.

>> No.17747396

The music isn't playing for me, what do?

>> No.17747402
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17747402

nothingburger

>> No.17747405

>>17747368
I want her to be real bro

>> No.17747414

>>17747277
This is it. The gates of heaven are open.
Brace for impact.

>> No.17747416
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17747416

>-9.99%
>That free fall at the end

>> No.17747428

Why can't I hear the song? Everything is enabled, please I wanna listen to it

>> No.17747429

>>17747329
0% this happens. Today is the panic. This was it. Tomorrow we're likely to gap down again, but the initial force was today.

>> No.17747436

>>17747374
You'd be surprised what a little panic can do to some people.

>> No.17747438

>>17747201
the moon chased the sun out of the sky

goodbye sun! the night's begun

the moon chased the sun out of the sky

goodbye sunshine! the night is mine

>> No.17747443

>>17747355
>108
>108 temptations

>> No.17747444

>>17747343
I have never felt more certain that I need to have a gun and doomsday kit. I thought we hit peak fear, I couldn't imagine what was more panic. After fear is cold skin goosebumps, it is acceptance of what is to come.

>> No.17747449

>>17747374
because of the fed yes

>> No.17747453
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17747453

>>17747376
> Fed Bazooka
> Fails to halt Bears
Im literally rolling on the floor right now

>> No.17747466
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17747466

>-9.99%

>> No.17747469

How are they holding onto 9.99 for so long?

>> No.17747470

>>17747205
It's a sign from Moloch, dumbass.

>> No.17747473

>some expect another 20% drop before next upward trend

>> No.17747474

>>17747405
She's as real of a shitposter as me or any other anon on this board or the internet in general.
We made he real. Welcome to hyperreality.

>> No.17747478

>>17747371
>implying they lose
Only losers are the ones close to retirement. Big corps are gonna reap the rewards like they did in 2008. Failure doesn't disqualify you from handouts if you're rich.

>> No.17747485

>>17747469
based tourist

>> No.17747492
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17747492

>>17731603
It's over, /biz/. The market cleaned us out today. $156K gone in an afternoon.

>> No.17747493
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17747493

>BIGGEST PERCENTAGE LOSS SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION

>> No.17747495

I'm going to take about a 10 minute shower.
Will there still be an economy when I come back?
I'm half expecting to hear 7 trumpet horns soon.

>> No.17747498

how to invest now?

>> No.17747499

Just woke up in Straya. How far will the ASX fall?

>> No.17747501

>>17747429
>This was it.
This market has so much further to fall this hasn't even properly started yet.
Now that people realize that fed is entirely powerless to put even a small dent to this fall, things are just going to get worse and worse.

>> No.17747500

>>17747469
Good one man

>> No.17747502
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17747502

So, why's it stuck at -9.99%, is the system broken then?

>> No.17747503

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSDN1pmFX0I
End of Line

>> No.17747504
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17747504

>https://viewsync.net/watch?v=rIos0ya-yss&t=0&v=oIscL-Bjsq4&t=144&v=bGgKdDCJx5o&t=782&v=EmB0Nfdo3wg&t=60&v=kxHrwytmTW4&t=0&mode=solo
here you go, the anthem of destruction.

>> No.17747505

ive never been on this board before and i dont really know anything about stocks or finance.
do i buy the dip or do i buy the toilet paper?

>> No.17747507
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17747507

4TH LARGEST DROP IN STOCK MARKET HISTORY

ALREADY CONFIRMED ON WIKIPEDIA

HAHA HOLY FUCK

>> No.17747510
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17747510

>>17747376
daburrswinslol

>> No.17747518
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17747518

You can't lose if you don't sell

>> No.17747534

>>17746848
I mentioned price wars and dealing with suppliers, anon, as mechanisms to push the uncooperative employer out of the market. Where exactly is the government intervention? Keep up.

>> No.17747538

>>17747405
I don't like that the virus that'll most likely kill my parents is so goddamned cute

>> No.17747545

>>17747376
THANKS FOR THE MONEY
BEARS WIN AGAIN.
IVE MADE MORE MONEY IN 2 DAYS OF A BEAR THAN IN 3 YEARS OF A BULL.

>> No.17747546
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17747546

OH MY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT OH MY MOTHERFUCKER
A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17747547

>>17747507

there's always tomorrow

>> No.17747560

IS IT TIME TO BUY YET

WHAT LEVEL DO I BUY?

16 000?

>> No.17747565

>>17747501
There are two scenarios. One, we recover and it's back to the status quo. Two, we collapse and money doesn't matter anyway since it's effectively worthless. I don't understand those here who wish for the collapse yet have no plan for what comes after.

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17747568

>>17747505
You can't clean your ass with stonks, lad.

>> No.17747584

>>17745113
switch condoms for lube

>> No.17747587
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17747587

>>17747429
>>17747374
>>17747374
>>17747329
> Oh no no no no no
Qanon says dead cat bounce March 15th
We're about to find out something truly disturbing

>> No.17747588

https://www.investing.com/indices/us-30-futures

dow futures down 10% already. the assraping will continue

>> No.17747590

monday will be the bigest drop since 29

>> No.17747598

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE TO COME! DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL!

>> No.17747601

>>17747368
>>17747405
im never into 2d at all but desu.......that's pretty hot

>> No.17747606

>>17742587
There used to be a system of natural corrections when the market was more simplistic, not automated by massive international networks, AI/bots, severe domino effect chains of shell companies buying and selling (essentially gambling) each other's shadows. This was of course when the stock market was only really managed by small groups, keeping the top class in check. Globalization and modern times have changed all that of course. Extreme highs and lows. Bubbles on bubbles. The stock market is just a reflection of the relationship between capital and material goods, which can be manipulated as much as say daylight savings time. Fearing for the worst here.

>> No.17747621

>>17747505
You ride this shit out for quite a while. If you buy now, you'll probably lose a shitton of money tomorrow.

>> No.17747623

>>17747271
Space travel was always a meme, it's never going to happen no matter what the next few years bring.

>> No.17747632

>>17747499
I've been up all night watching this. Gonna stay up to see how much of a dumpster fire the ASX is.

>> No.17747636

>>17747469
erm.,.. anon are you trolling?

>> No.17747642

>>17747504
beautiful, it's like music to my ears

>> No.17747651

>>17747587
Post an archive link or fuck off with your conspiracies.
Then fuck off anyhow schizoid.

>> No.17747653

>>17747560
do you think coronavirus crisis will be solved tomorrow lad?

>> No.17747654

>bull market that started with Obama ends with Trump
Can you imagine how seething he is right now?

>> No.17747659

>>17743013
You obviously stole this from /out

>> No.17747661
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17747661

Hmm, looks like the stock market computer is crashed lads, -9.99% and not moving, shall we ctrl-alt-del?

>> No.17747665

Brokers are going to be jumping off the roof by the end of tomorrow mark my fucking words

>> No.17747668
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17747668

>>17747502
cute tourist poster

>> No.17747672

>>17745123
tomorrow was my last chance at redemption as a full neet for 4 years and I didn't even study

shit, I'm gonna get kicked out

>> No.17747674

>>17747538
>you don't like mommy corona having bants protecting you from the scourge of this planet while giving you immunity

>>17747601
based

>> No.17747675
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>>17747565
Status Quo in general is DEAD
Not just in stocks, but in regular life.

>> No.17747680
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17747680

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

>> No.17747693

OUR ECONOMY IS THE STRONGEST ITS EVER BEEN, LOL!

>> No.17747698

b-but what about buttcoins, why aren't falling anymore? bls fall, I wanna buy ;_;

>> No.17747705

>>17747675
Great. What happens next?

>> No.17747712

>>17747665
They’re making the most money off this my guy.

>> No.17747713

>>17747560
10k.

>> No.17747726

>still sticky

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

>> No.17747732

>>17747587
kys qfag
back to /x/ with your shit

>> No.17747733

im thinkin 15k

>> No.17747750

>>17747654
>on track to lose all the gains since he took office within a few weeks
Platinum mad.

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>>17747651
He was right about the first bounce.
Anyway it can be googled

>> No.17747761

>>17747621
I have a couple of thousand on a fund and was thinking of just continually buying until it goes backup. I mean, its going to go backup eventually right?

>> No.17747762

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ9xveRsWxo

>> No.17747767
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17747767

>>17747693
"THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS" -Donald J. Trump; 03/11/20

>> No.17747769

>>17747636
no explain

>> No.17747771
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17747771

>line go down? just print a few trillion more haha
Economics is the easiest shit ever

>> No.17747773
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17747773

b-but what about buttcoins, why aren't falling anymore? bls fall, I wanna buy ;_;

.
.
.

>> No.17747797

>>17747177
Checked and warpilled.

>> No.17747811
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17747811

>>17747504

>> No.17747826

>>17747771
This man, literally just write extra zeroes on the end. What the fuck's all this panic about?

>> No.17747848

>>17747665
Mabye at a family owned firm lol.
What are they gonna do kill themselves via 7 ft drop?
This is the run on the banks. Bulls hitting sell on any device they can find.

>> No.17747864

that scene in the revenant except dicaprio is the fed unsuccessfully trying to kill a bear and getting mauled

>> No.17747873

>>17747750
pray it's enough for him to lose the election.

>> No.17747887

>>17747761
>mean, its going to go backup eventually right?
do your due diligence first
Im not saying it wont biunce back up but you clearly havent done your readings if you are saying that shit

>> No.17747911
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17747911

>> No.17747913

>>17747713
you're probably right, 2009 lows were around 7K

>> No.17747948

>>17747560
when the vaccine comes out

>> No.17747953

>>17747873
30,000 by november

>> No.17747958

>>17747887
I'm gonna DCA into crypto every paycheck, idgaf it's gonna stay like this for a while now

>> No.17747968

wich level of tumbling down are we in

>> No.17747988

>>17747968
Down down to goblin town

>> No.17747989

>>17747429
Dude you're an idiot. This hasn't even hit tech yet. Let me know when NFLX is at 20 times earnings, maybe then I'll believe we have a fairly valued market. 180 is my bottom for Apple.

>> No.17747992

Tourist here. What's the best news source for /biz/nessmen?

>> No.17747999

what the fuck does the federal reserve think they're going to manage the jig is up wtflmfao

we are far and long over the waterfall now

>> No.17748010
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17748010

>>17747623
Just because Nasa and other government agencies just turned into complacent wellfare programs for engineers and middle managers after Apollo, doesn't mean it's all impossible.
We were almost back on track right now. SpaceX is moving stupid fast and doing really cool shit and Bezos is gonna have his big dick rocket ready next year as well. We could've really went places in the next 10 years if there would've been money to spend on it. Now all that shit arrives exactly when governments will be in crisis mode for the next few years. Shit sucks.
Maybe Musk can fund his own shit with Starlink, but who knows if that'll work.

>> No.17748012

>>17747968
Returning to nothing, you can (not) invest.

>> No.17748015
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17748015

YOU CANT JUST PUMP THE MARKET WITH TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS FED
THIS WONT WORK
THE ENTIRE $500 BILLION YOU PUMPED TODAY DIDNT DO SHIT
INTEREST RATES CUT TO ZERO WONT DO SHIT
THE TRILLION DOLLAR PUMP TOMORROW WONT DO SHIT
YOU'RE GOING TO CAUSE HYPERINFLATION
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>> No.17748026

>>17747968
the part where the lyrics cease and it just jams the fuck out dude

based KST

>> No.17748035

>>17747773
Divestment usually hits more resilient markets at slower paces.
It is gonna fucking drop.
I predict btc under 4k eventually link to 2 dollars because those hodlr retards will die with their paper wallets stitched to the inside of their rectums.

>> No.17748042

Why isn't the music playing for me?
I tried disabling 4chanX and still nothing

>> No.17748059
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17748059

>>17747988
>>17747999

>> No.17748064

>>17743496
Stay mad faggot

>> No.17748074

This is a literal nothingburger. It's going to be back to normal in like a week. It's nothing more than a cold.

>> No.17748081
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17748081

Post yfw you get to see the roman empire fall 2.0

>> No.17748089

w-wheres the bottom...

>> No.17748091
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17748091

>>17747968
"i've been a fool to myself"

>> No.17748096

>>17747988
kek

>> No.17748106
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17748106

>>17748081
mfw what comes after is even worse

>> No.17748114

>>17747992
This sticky

>> No.17748121

>>17748081
LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN

>> No.17748138

they are going to bounce back in less than a year
right?

>> No.17748147

>>17748074
Go back to work, Dahnald.

>> No.17748157

>0.00441% of the Chinese population confirmed w/ Coronavirus
>3.981% of that 0.00441% have died
Why are we freaking out about this again? At this rate with everything going on hold, Coronavirus cases in the US could peak in a week and begin to fall.

>> No.17748178

>>17748074
ahahaha llet's augh at this retard

>> No.17748182
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17748182

>>17747968

>> No.17748186

>>17748106
who are these operators?

>> No.17748191

>>17745123
Jason is gonna cut your stocks in half

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17748202

>>17748081

>> No.17748203

>>17748157
Corona was just the straw that broke the camel's back, this entire fucking economy since 2008 is built on nothing.

>> No.17748216
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17748216

>>17748182
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17748223

I have zero financial knowledge and 20kUSD to my name in cash
Should i open a trading account and put everything into shorts and puts?

>> No.17748224

>>17748157
>trusting the chinese numbers
anon i...

>> No.17748235

>>17748178
He's right, you know. In fact, Covid-19 doesn't even exist. Can you believe all this noise over a literal media invention?

>> No.17748243

>>17748182
Dangerously based.

>> No.17748245

im going all in with shorting the s&p bros wish me luck

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17748256

>>17748042

>> No.17748262
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17748262

>4.81% loss
>Meme currency fags got fucked

Not even mad.

>> No.17748265

>>17744746
>Can also neet it up all day
being a NEET was illegal in the Soviet Union, you're not wrong about everything else though

>> No.17748266

MONEY IS DEAD

AND IT NEVER EXISTED TO BEGIN WITH

DIRGE FOR THE WAGESLAVES

DIRGE FOR THE JEWS

>> No.17748276

>>17748157
>believing any news coming out of China
Even if what they're saying is true, they would have only been able to handle it the way they did because China is an autocracy of bugmen. They can shut down a city of millions and quarantine as many people as necessary and the people will do it like good like worker bees. The rest of the world doesn't operate like that. It's naive to think the same thing would happen here when we aren't even properly testing everyone.

>> No.17748282

>>17747913
Imagine buying an entire DJIA with a buttcoin. That's where we're headed after this minor dip.

>> No.17748284
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>>17748081
I posted this when trump won in 2017 and got trips with it. So here I go because fuck this gay earth.

>> No.17748295

>that pump
I thought it was over but turns out it was ogre....

>> No.17748323

>>17748295
it's not ogre yet

>> No.17748343

>>17748224
That’s reported WHO numbers. You can’t pick and choose which WHO numbers you want to accept as fact and which ones you don’t

>> No.17748344
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17748344

500 fucking billion for a 12min bump ride and the Dow ends up at -9.99%. How long till WW3?

>> No.17748370

>>17748295
We've only peeled the very first layer of this onion Anon.

>> No.17748380

>>17748010
US MIL here, space money is special money that NEVER doesn't get spent. Musk has guaranteed income for his space program since satellites are planned out decades in advance. Fuck ULA.

>> No.17748389
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17748389

>9.99
>9.51
>9.43
MARX WAS RIGHT

>> No.17748391

Can we finally nuke the central bank guys?

>> No.17748392

>>17748276
see >>17748343

>> No.17748400

>>17748186
Floor: 416
Standing: M16A1
Door: MDR

>> No.17748417
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17748417

>>17748182
>>17748216
>>17748243
>>17748295
My Penis is ready

>> No.17748442
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17748442

>rise of right wing populism
>market crash
>ww3 soon
it's ogre

>> No.17748450

DISNEYLAND CLOSING DOWN FOR THE MONTH
>DUMP DISNEY STOCK
DISNEYLAND CLOSING DOWN FOR THE MONTH
>DUMP DISNEY STOCK
DISNEYLAND CLOSING DOWN FOR THE MONTH
>DUMP DISNEY STOCK
DISNEYLAND CLOSING DOWN FOR THE MONTH
>DUMP DISNEY STOCK

>> No.17748455

>>17748392
And I gave you an answer in case those numbers are accurate. But I wouldn't believe anything coming out of China right now, I don't care who reports it.

>> No.17748466

>>17747968
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weimar_Republic

>> No.17748471

>>17748442
Don't forget
>Global pandemic

>> No.17748479
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>>17748389

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17748487

>We are living in a Weimar-like state
>This is 1929 all over again
>what happens next?

>> No.17748511

>>17748442
>ww3 soon
A distinct possibility, especially if history holds.

>> No.17748531

>>17748487
I wonder if I've ever called neo-Adolf a phaggot on xbox live or something

>> No.17748540

>>17748223
No, buy bitcoin right now. It's massively on sale.

>> No.17748542

>>17748466
AAAA

>> No.17748544

>>17748455
>I can play both sides and say that I was never wrong about it
You don’t want to trust those numbers because you’re clinging to a happening that really isn’t much of anything.

>> No.17748566
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17748566

>>17748540

>> No.17748567

sp500 still going after trading. What mean?

>> No.17748571
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17748571

may the destitute state of mankind finally dissolve on the other side of all this

>> No.17748575

>>17748182
WOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17748619
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>>17748343
where do you think WHO gets their numbers from? maybe some bugmen we are very fond off that always tell the truth

>> No.17748631
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17748631

>>17747911
Let's get to 0 bros

>> No.17748637

>>17748531
Wouldn't he be one of the angry anons on /ic/?

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17748647

>>17745851

>> No.17748655

>>17745895
time to kermit suicide

>> No.17748664
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17748664

just put $7,000 into an longterm Vanguard ETF. AMA

>> No.17748693

>>17748637
Probably some starving artist that's forced to draw furry porn comissions .
Honeslty I would join if neo-Adolf ran on a kill all furries platform.

>> No.17748714
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17748714

-30% is rare but nothing exceptional, people freak out because the magnitude and daily vol. market was temporarily very overbought (nasdaq going vertical) anyhow. from these levels dow total return recovers historically quickly even if it were to drop much further which is not very likely

>> No.17748720
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>>17748450
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCKFGUFUIFDUJFSSFIFSIJOSIJOSGOIJSGIOSGJSG

>> No.17748741

So what happens when the market opens tomorrow?

>> No.17748742

>>17748714
shut up I want to AAAAAApost

>> No.17748747
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17748747

>just print more money, this way everyone has more money and economy is strong and good

>> No.17748756
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17748756

>>17747371

>> No.17748817

>>17748664
your penis size?

>> No.17748842
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17748842

>>17744953

>> No.17748853

>>17748544
>never-before-seen virus that humanity has no immunity to with an overall mortality rate near 4%
>"isn't much of anything"
And yes, I'm playing both sides. You'd be retarded not to. Either the numbers coming out of China are lies or they aren't, it doesn't really make a difference. This is a big deal regardless. China being on the upswing doesn't do anything for Italy, Iran, or South Korea. The rest of the world didn't respond the way China did, so it's retarded to think the same results would occur elsewhere. If the Chinese numbers are accurate then I somehow doubt the virus just burnt itself out. They took massive steps to quarantine as many potential cases as possible. Something that most other countries haven't done.

>> No.17748854
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17748854

I wish I lived in a world where people weren't so stupid.

>> No.17748856

>>17748619
Okay, how about CDC numbers for the US?
> 0.00037% of the US population has been confirmed to have Coronavirus
>2.93% of that 0.00037% have died
This is such a minute problem and to think it will absolutely explode here is buying into a huge scare tactic at this point.

>> No.17748860
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17748860

>>17748466
Finally we get the financial situation to match the societal one.

>> No.17748897

>>17748854
This can't be real

>> No.17748910

>>17748854
what the absolute fuck

>> No.17748913
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17748913

>>17731603
why the fuck is this sticked

>> No.17748934

>>17748817
6 on the dot fully erect
like 2.5-3.5 flacid

>> No.17748982

>>17748913
This is a good opportunity for some prime pinjak posting

>> No.17748983

>>17746624
That's the trigger, nigger.

>> No.17748997

>>17743204
>"The three branches will become one"
What's that referring to then?

>> No.17749023

>>17748997
Three branches of government.

>> No.17749030

>>17746633
OK someone needs to explain this shit to me.
IS THIS THREAD BEING MONITORED BY CIA NIGGERS RIGHT NOW?
I'm not one for conspiracies and shit but a lot of earlier replies are now GONE. DELETED. Check the top of this thread and a lot of post numbers are crossed out.
I suspect CIA (niggers) are archiving these replies around the clock 24/7, and tracing them to our IP. High possibility we are being marked on their "Far-right white supremacy terrorist" list. The ones crossed out are most likely their top priority to be executed.
What really gave it all away to me was the fact that they hacked the reply count ITT (In This Thread). It's been stuck for ages at only 1000 replies. Sloppy fucking job mossad niggers.
IT'S OVER /BIZ/

>> No.17749038

>>17748854
....dieu je déteste ce pays de crétins

>> No.17749039

>>17748853
>I can ignore the Chinese model and jump ship to the next panic ridden country until I eventually run out
>You’d be stupid not to do the same but then also make sure you’re able to say “Well I wasn’t entirely wrong”
The only reason you’re taking both sides is because you know you’re wrong but you don’t want to be seen as an autismo happening poster when it’s all said and done.

>> No.17749051

>>17731603
Anyone got a link to the index in OP image?

>> No.17749057

>>17748714
nice eyebrows though

>> No.17749063

>>17749030
kek this didn't see this one before, nice

>> No.17749078
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17749078

>>17748856
look into how the hospitals are doing in italy right now and ask them if this is a "minute" problem you dumb spoon

>> No.17749084
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17749084

Wasn't weimar republic the one where lolis were selling themselves on the street and everyone started voting for hitler?

Or was that a different one.

>> No.17749099

>>17749030
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE FEDS ARE CLAMPING DOWN
CENSORSHIP
CENSORSHIP
CENSORSHIP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17749104

Suck my dick /biz/fags, this is what you get for investing in fake money

>> No.17749110

>>17748370
I don't think I like onions anymore.

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>>17748860
>Mfw history repeating itself

>> No.17749119
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17749119

>>17743956

>> No.17749132

stickied? ho boy

>> No.17749134

>>17749084
>lolis were selling themselves on the street
nice

>> No.17749152

>>17749104
How can money be real if our eyes aren't real?

>> No.17749173

>>17749039
>>17748856
Why would I give a fuck about being wrong? I hope I am wrong. You do realize these are peoples lives you're talking about, right? Thousands of people dying isn't a nothingburger, no matter how much you try to make light of it by using percentages instead of integers. If this ends with only a few thousand people being dead you can call me an autismo or whatever the fuck as much as you like, anon. It's clearly important to you.

>> No.17749178

>>17748983
Found the FUDD.

Brb, sunglasses.

>> No.17749198
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17749198

NOOOOOO ALL MY BAT CRYPTO IS EVEN MORE WORTHLESS THAN IT ALREADY WAS IM GOING TO KMS

>> No.17749215

What's even the point of central banks?

>> No.17749240

>>17748997
Yggdrasil's three roots will come out from the ground, nurtured by the nukes released automatically by the juden dead man switch at 7.77777.

From those three roots, a single tree will form, from which neets and incels alike will laugh at the wagecucks below and their imaginary money while fondling their bitcoins in blockchainhalla.

>> No.17749251

>>17731603

>Stocks

sir this is a crypto board

>> No.17749254
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17749254

>>17748182
FUCKING BOOMERS

>> No.17749261
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17749261

>>17747062
HODL?

>> No.17749287
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17749287

LADS, post your JUST face right now

>> No.17749300

why did 10y yields go to zero for a moment few hours ago?

>> No.17749304

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MBqR2RLstoc
Ok we fucked

>> No.17749335

how to get part of the next trillion dollars that gets pumped in

>> No.17749336

Anyone else worried that there will be a bank run soon?

>> No.17749337

>>17749300
Have to last ten years

>> No.17749341
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17749341

>> No.17749349

>>17749335
Do you own a company?

Are you jewish?

>> No.17749360

>>17749349
do converts count

>> No.17749367

BELOW 20K GO GO GO

>> No.17749389

>>17749215
IT is actually a very powerfull instrument of nation state wich helps economy by margin
When it isnt run by jews ofcourse

>> No.17749396
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17749396

>>17749287

>> No.17749406

>>17747507
it's the first of the new century

>> No.17749408

>>17747771
>>17747826
Yep, I think this is pretty based.

>> No.17749423

>>17743721
Stop making me erect

>> No.17749444
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17749444

>>17749360
No.

>> No.17749491

>>17749304
>Cleaning bodies for burial
Solved the mystery of Iranian death rates

>> No.17749512

>>17749336
Like people wanting their 401ks in cold cash? That’d be a TRIP

>> No.17749514
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17749514

>>17749287

>> No.17749518

>>17747271
Germans lost the war.

>> No.17749525
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17749525

>>17745123
That my birthday too, and the date of the Grenadian Marxist Leninist revolution. The stars are aligning for tommorow to be a bad day for porky

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17749530

>>17743659
>>17743688
say it with me /biz/


MADAME PRESIDENT

>> No.17749532
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17749532

post yfw -10%

>> No.17749536
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17749536

-92% on my calls. I pumped the last cash I had into it once again. If it falls once again tomorrow it doesn't matter anymore

>> No.17749549

>>17748442
>>ww3 soon
between who tho?

>> No.17749556
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17749556

>>17749532

>> No.17749569
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17749569

>>17749444
making mischlings with negev!

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17749572

>>17749532

>> No.17749578

>>17748854
Lmfao

>> No.17749597

>>17749536
>calls
Are you brain damaged?

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>>17749532

>> No.17749610

>>17749549
Does it matter? They'll find someone. Eastasia is our worst enemy, we have always been at war with Eurasia.

>> No.17749625
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17749625

>>17744953
is this the Big happening lads?

>> No.17749629
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>>17749549
ROTW v China, it will be over very quickly, anon.

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17749632

>>17749532

>> No.17749654
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17749654

LOL

>> No.17749659
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17749659

why is /biz/ full of cinrge weebs now

>> No.17749668

>>17748854
SMURF'D

>> No.17749682
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>>17749532

>> No.17749688

>>17743544
This was a good game. I lost tho

>> No.17749717
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>>17749030
Kek some newfag will fall for this

>> No.17749727

>>17749654
What the fuck venezuela?

>> No.17749729
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17749729

INVEST IN FEMA COFFINS

>> No.17749747

Had my best trading day ever today.

Taking corona-chan financial crisis art requests to celebrate.

>> No.17749752

>>17743323
It literally is

>> No.17749777

>>17749654
>china started it
>asian economies are just fine
They played us didn't they. They fucking won

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>>17749532

>> No.17749790

>>17749609
I really dislike this image

>> No.17749792

>>17749747
CORONA CHAN BECKONING THE FINANCIAL MARKETS INTO AN OPEN GRAVE

>> No.17749794

>>17744953

Thank goodness the Jews were able to get their $500 billion out of the market today. It's the least we could do for the 6 million.

>> No.17749796

>>17749654
>Venezuela is proof that socialism doesn’t wo-

>> No.17749811

>>17749747
Corona chan fucking Europa (as in the Greek mythological character) up the butt.

>> No.17749820

>>17749727
I assume their oil is profitable again

>> No.17749825

>>17749777
no they just didn't wait fir the shit to hit the fan and acted immediately

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>>17749532

>> No.17749843
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17749843

>>17744486
>>17743483
>>17748177
>(((((Markets)))))) crash
>leftypol: "hey, we should give the same people responsible more power and put them in charge with ((((((communism))))))

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>>17749532

>> No.17749871

>>17749825
No shit because it's their virus and they know exactly how it works, that's why they're so good at beating it. Again, they fucking played us

>> No.17749872

>>17749173
Okay, autismo

>> No.17749874

>>17749825
they knew it

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17749896

>>17749747
Coronachan as this

>> No.17749909

>>17749654
based and runescape-goldfarmingpilled

>> No.17749918

>>17745851
where are the costs? its costed a decision to make it. the five hundred billion did cost no one anything yet
it will but no one knows who will face that cost or how much the alternative (doing nothing) would cost.
anyway there is no cost at all at this point someone had to enter some numbers that it

>> No.17749928

Why are people saying the Deutsche bank will crash?

>> No.17749930

>>17749747
corona-chan with a giant futa dick fucking a trap
the trap is labeled 'the stock market' and the dick is labeled '-9.99%'

>> No.17749943

>>17749747
>>17749896
I second this

>> No.17749967

>>17749930
Seconding this

>> No.17749988

>>17749549
ww3 is happening right now bruh. its China and the US. Turkey, syria, and russia with greece.

Keep up.

>> No.17750002

>>17749747
Put her in Bermuda shorts pls!

>> No.17750028

>>17749930
This

>> No.17750049

>>17749549
Venezuela if Bolsonaro fails his reforms

>> No.17750072

What stonks should I buy

>> No.17750082

Brainlet with -0 economic experience and about as much money here. How can I make money off this?

>> No.17750085

>>17750072
gold and lead

>> No.17750103
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17750103

>>17750072
It's called catching falling knives when you buy it as it goes down

>> No.17750106
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17750106

There's only one way forward/biz/...

>> No.17750110

>>17749549
Sweden vs Denmark
All the political developments in the past 100 years have lead up to this point

>> No.17750145

>>17743954
>believing trump

found your problem retard, why would you believe a pathological liar who denies things there are video footage of?

>> No.17750146

>>17750082
Buy food and a gun and wait for everyone to die. Then you can just take their money off their corpse, and die yourself.

>> No.17750149

>>17750082
You need to short the market.

>> No.17750159
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LOL these fucking jews on CNBC are FREAKING OUT

>> No.17750179

>>17750085
Brass seems like a safe bet.

>> No.17750210

Holy shit all the aisles at the grocery store were fucking NUKED
boomers are gonna FREAK!
Why didn't I panic buy before when people were calling it retarded?
I'm the retard.
Oh no
Help.

>> No.17750219
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17750219

COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION

>> No.17750230

>>17750159
link?

>> No.17750243

>>17750210
Even though I'm wiped on my long term ETF hodling, at least I bought 10+ kilos of beans

>> No.17750259
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17750259

>>17749654
BASED VENEZUELA

>> No.17750263

>>17750210
Just wait a little longer and you can loot

>> No.17750284

>>17745554
GUYS GUYS GUYS

HOW DO I SHORT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CRASH AND GET RICH?

>> No.17750294

this is why you dont have jews run your country

>> No.17750295

>>17750210
You lived in a city during the time of the kali yuga

>> No.17750299

>>17750230
Just google CNBC live, retard

>> No.17750326

>>17750103
falling knives are for day trading homos

>> No.17750337

>>17750284
Turn back time 2 weeks ago and start buying puts. at this point the put IV is so high itll be VERY hard to get in now.

>> No.17750360

>>17749747
>>17749930
This but the stock market is a futa instead

>> No.17750362

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH FUTURES

>> No.17750368
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>>17750284
YOU DON'T.
PEOPLE WITH DOUBLE YOUR IQ ALREADY RAN AWAY WITH THE MONEY IN THEIR LAMBOS TO MADE-IT ISLAND
HOLD ON TO SOMETHING!

>> No.17750395

>>17750294
America and therefore the world has been run by jews since the very beginning. Nice cope

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>>17749532

>> No.17750409
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>>17750337
So I missed the last two stations and now this one as well. Feels bad man

>> No.17750464

>>17750368
All i have is king shitcoin and boy did it shit the fucking bed today.

What stonks to buy when things settle down a bit?

>> No.17750466

>>17749654
china limited short selling

>> No.17750477

>>17749930
This, but each thrust is -0.01%, so that it adds up to -9.9%
However, my idea would probably have to be multi panel

>> No.17750503

OK finally convinced my parents to let me enter the stock market. What stocks should I invest in?

>> No.17750507
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17750507

For a "nothing burger' /ourgirl/ is reeking quite the havoc out there.

>> No.17750538

>>17750503
Use mommy's card to buy gamestop stock.

>> No.17750587
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>>17746993
If it's the inverted number of the beast, that means good things are about to happen, r-right?

>> No.17750621

>>17749871
Okay retard

>> No.17750629

is it over bros? am i going to have to start lining up at the soup kitchen?

>> No.17750630

Can we have a sticky for stock market hours every weekday please?

>> No.17750636

>>17744253
Remember that when you want to kill yourself. It's only time to go when even your penis fails you. Then truly nothing is left.

>> No.17750653

>>17750629
Soup kitchen's closed due to being a massive vector for coronavirus transmission.

>> No.17750665

>>17746993
>9.99 is high as the meter goes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg5HOnq7zD0

>> No.17750694

>>17750464
In a year?
Whatever is left?
GOD HAS ALWAYS BEEN AN ALLEGORY FOR THE WORLD AND ITS UNPREDICTABILITY
ALL STAGES ARE FOUR (4)
1 GOD IS IN YOU
2 GOD IS IN OTHER PEOPLE
3 GOOD FEARS OTHER PEOPLE
4 FEAR IS IN YOU
>number 3 is a spelling mistake
god is not an entity, he is merely prophetic thought as passed between wise men through understandable fables.

>> No.17750699

>>17750362
https://youtu.be/e8-sMJZTYf0
Black friday 13th.
ONE

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>>17750259
ok troomer

>> No.17750723

>>17750587
you wish fagola, tomorrow is gonna make 1989 look like nothing at all

>> No.17750739
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>>17748442
>Rise of right wing populism
Thats a good thing

>> No.17750759

I have a question. What happens tommorrow?

>> No.17750783

>>17750759
Friday the thriteenth. People are going to be asking you "grandad, what were you doing on the friday of the thirteenth"

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>>17750759
deth

>> No.17750805

>>17750783
>implying procreation

>> No.17750809
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17750809

>no job
>Only 10oz of gold and a paid off house to survive through the next great depression
>only skill is programming
>30 so can't even be a femboy and suck dick for cash

I'm going to have to hunker down I think.

>> No.17750824

>>17731603
mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYEYyGw9WOE

>> No.17750826

>>17750783
>"grandad, what were you doing on the friday of the thirteenth"
>"Well, kiddo, I was pressing the A key on my keyboard so much that it jammed and I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>> No.17750825

>>17750759
Nobody knows what's gonna happen tomorrow. We try not to show how frightened we are. If you love me, I'll protect you however I can. You've got to believe it'll be alright in the end.

>> No.17750840

>>17750759
Unless there's some seriously good news in the next 15 hours it's gonna be another bomb. Disneyland, Amazon, the NCAA. All of this has an effect and it isn't a good one.

>> No.17750844

>>17750759
The most historic bounce of all time

>> No.17750851

>>17750805
>Not becoming a warlord and telling the story of the Great War to your hundreds of grandchildren.

>> No.17750852

>>17750723
I've been making money just fine. I just want there to be something left to spend it on.

>> No.17750868

>>17750759
Tomorrow i'll invent those blueprints!

>> No.17750875

>>17749659
Because you spam le pink wojak everywhere and they come here looking for more.

>> No.17750892

>>17750840
I don't think anything less than a vaccine can prevent it from being red on Friday the 13th.

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>>17750759
This twisted game will be reset. We'll start over from zero and entrust the future to the next generation.

>> No.17750910

>>17750844
how
is the fed going to pump all 38 trillion dollars in existence? You saw what happened today

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17750926

wsb here, I can't believe you dumb fucks were still shilling your crypto threads with barely any talk of options plays a month ago.

Now I'm ready to retire after today and you retards manage to still lose money.

>> No.17750931

>>17750910
Coronavirus is getting cured tomorrow and everyone's going to buy stocks to celebrate

>> No.17750933

>>17750851
You wont procreate, you'll be the first human sacrifice for protein or you'll die huddled in your basement cold and alone.

>> No.17750972

>>17750933
Nice dubs, but there's no need for you to project your worries onto me.

>> No.17750986

>>17750868
CUT THE MONITORS!
CUT THE MONITORS!

>> No.17750994

>>17750852
that's exactly the issue anon, there won't be anything left

>> No.17751008

Dead cat bounce tmw. Then back down another 10%

>> No.17751013
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>>17750739
And look how that ended...

>> No.17751022

500 billion for 15 minutes
2 trillion per hour
48 trillion per day
17.5 killotrillion per year

seems ok, rev up those printrs

>> No.17751027

>>17750926
>assuming I don't have eth short open from $274
why are you mean

>> No.17751051

>>17750868
>>17750986
Suck my
PINGAS

>> No.17751068

>>17750994
I guess it's fine

>> No.17751079

>>17750759
Unironically massive layoffs, deserted markets, suicide rate synchronizing with corona death rate, zero liquidity, halted cash flow, going down to the fires of hell, not a Black Friday but a Black Plague.

>> No.17751083

BITCOIN JUST FELL HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS IN MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.17751084

>>17751013
>Socialist beats other socialist, collapse their own economy, import their shit socialist ideology to other countries, collapse those countries economies and cultures.
>W-we won!

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17751093

>>17750972
>it's gonna be a post apocalyptic world and I'm gonna kill niggers and fuck bitches, just you watch

>> No.17751125

>>17750739
>Rise of right wing populism
>natsoc
>soc
>right wing
okay

>> No.17751126

>>17750759
I'm hoping for rioting and lynch mobs

>> No.17751147

>>17750844
hi Bill Mitchel

>> No.17751153

>>17751126
who we lynchin?

>> No.17751165

>>17751093
Anon don't post your face online, other people might use it for malicious purposes.

>> No.17751170

>>17751022
>kilotrillion
for future reference, that is quadrillion

>> No.17751174

MAD MONEY TIME

SAVE US JIM

>> No.17751175

>>17751153
Canadians

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17751181

>FTSE MIB -17%

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17751203

>>17751084
>>17751125

>> No.17751218
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17751218

>>17751174


https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>> No.17751228
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17751228

As a woman, my pussy will always have value and all I have to worry about is finding a healthy and wealthy man to provide for me in exchange for daily pussy. I don't mind being part of a harem.

You guys better figure out how to make money fast.

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>>17731603
Repent or perish anons.

>> No.17751249

>>17747495
That actually spooks me anon. What if..

>> No.17751253

BITCOIN IS FALLING SO HARD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.17751260

>>17751228
Yeah whatever tranny

>> No.17751263

>>17751228
Are you taking sugar mommies too
Asking for a friend

>> No.17751270

>>17750844
well, that or the second great depression.

>> No.17751282

>>17751253
reality comes crashing into the fantasy realm of Cryptofags
Electro Bubble is popping

>> No.17751307

>>17751253
Bitcoin is fucking trash, just like all meme currencies.

>> No.17751316

Don't worry, bros. If we all collectively bust huge nuts tomorrow everything will be fine.

>> No.17751317

>>17744611
Explanation?

>> No.17751319
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17751319

WHY DONT YOU FUCKERS GET IT
WHY DONT YOU UNDERSTAND BROS I TOLD YOU SO

>> No.17751320

>>17750477
maybe have it as an animation and add the numbers in after

>> No.17751324
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17751324

Which one of you did this?

>> No.17751346

>>17750986
>>17751051
You guys aren't gonna get away with this! You you guys aren't gonna get away with this!

>> No.17751358

>>17750931
Based

>> No.17751363

>>17751324
>it's real
kek

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>>17750868
blast from the past

>> No.17751382

>>17751218
>recommending buying Wells fucking Fargo
Biggest bullshit I've heard since december.

>> No.17751398

>>17745112
Warlord speechwriter, tattoo artist as a side gig.

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17751408

>>17751319
>>17751203
>>17751013
ok troomer

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17751415

>>17751324
How could he be so naive?

>> No.17751423

>>17751317
>Explanation?
Artist primarily known for painting hell.

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http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5e6ab271ee395-themarketisdeadrestinpeace.php

Theme.

>> No.17751447

>>17746936
LMAO you're acting like the repo market is some brand new thing. Try getting an actual productive job instead you parasite.

>> No.17751464

>>17744281
>>17744277
>>17744253
>>17744238
>>17744217

did some nigger just post contraband that could be sitting in all our temp files now? fucking shit I thought /b/tards didnt come here

>> No.17751471

>>17749198
>check BAT price
>$0,13
L M A O

>> No.17751473

>>17751415
he's gonna need an extra dose

>> No.17751532

>>17751346
Touch
My
PINGAS

>> No.17751535

>>17748655
Grossly underrated. You need to add Carlos to posts like that though

>> No.17751539

>>17751415
>sirs?
>it appears that someone knows
>yes, we will remove it and dispatch a hit squad right away

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17751542

Imagine actually thinking this NOTHINGBURGER is worth worrying about. Have sex incels.

>> No.17751561

>>17751228
t.future sex slave

>> No.17751610
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17751610

>>17751228

>> No.17751665

>>17750910
it didnt work because the FED didnt pump it enought, we need a pump of at least 300 trillon dollars, then everything will be saved

>> No.17751675

>>17751610
Am I actually going to start getting more prostitutes around? Seems like an upturn to me.

>> No.17751683

No music?

>> No.17751694

>>17751665
oh is that all

>> No.17751695

>>17744547
Tommorow will hit the second breaker.

Big QE/repo/bailout incoming this weekend
50 point drop FED RATE MID WEEK.
Cap this

>> No.17751721

>>17751675
syphilis too

>> No.17751730

>>17751683
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5e6ab271ee395-themarketisdeadrestinpeace.php

>> No.17751746

>>17744431
dammit I knew it was them all along

>> No.17751747

>>17751721
Who cares everyone I care about is about to die anyway

>> No.17751759

>>17751432
Made this my default page

>> No.17751764

DID sergery panic SOLD?
0.01 is way beyond the lowest price KEK
WORST THAN MATIC

>> No.17751776

ITS GOING TO BE BELOW 20K IN THE OPENING MINUTE

>> No.17751801

>>17751228
I own a house and have a career, im not a spaz and i wont hurt you, im only interested if your fertile tho, kids or no deal

>> No.17751812
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>>17751695
>First breaker will put it below Obama's last day
>Friday the 13th
spoopy

>> No.17751825

>>17751228
>a woman

>> No.17751844

>>17751730
ah thats better

>> No.17751849

How do I into stonks?
Seems like now's the time to learn, buy when it hits rock bottom, and ten years from now I'll be rich.
The two possibilities are we bounce back and make a profit, or NOTHING bounces back, and at that point we're fucked anyway

>> No.17751853

>>17751561
This. If she close her pussy to you, you close her life with a bullet. Since women without holes are worthless. Women that aren't rape-worthy aren't worth to live

>> No.17751860

GAS! GAS! GAS! I AM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS!

>> No.17751910

>>17751849
Go bear or go dead.

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>>17750507
gonna upscale this to 4k and make it my wallpaper. Thanks anon

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>>17751910
Yeyeyeye lets do it

>> No.17751956

>>17749030
>what is post limit

>> No.17751985

>futures in the green
Bears back on the menu boys crisis averted.

>> No.17751996

>>17751849
The whole stock market was massively overvalued anyway, this is not even a full correction, let alone an accurate pricing in of the losses from Corona. I would keep out till it hits 20k

>> No.17752047

>>17751985
>50 pts
LMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17752051

Should I dump 5k into SQQQ? Y/N

>> No.17752055
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A 1.5 TRILLION PUMP CAN"T EVEN SAVE THE MARKET

>> No.17752078
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>>17749030
kek'd

>> No.17752143

>>17750507
it's a nothing burger, the air between the two buns contains a highly contagious virus though

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>>17749030

>> No.17752173

>>17752055
I wish this had sound.

>> No.17752174 [DELETED] 

why is this board getting raided by leftists?

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17752187

>>17744953
Why didn't you listen to me you dumb FUCKS

>> No.17752217

>>17752173
https://twitter.com/QkiJose/status/1237077818867101696

>> No.17752229

I've got a month of food and supplies prepped, is it worth getting another or am I set?

>> No.17752251

>>17752173
https://twitter.com/18milesout757/status/1237101615007576069

>> No.17752257

>>17752229
Hope you have enough toilet paper.

>> No.17752265

>>17752229
>he thinks this will end in a month

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17752308

>he bought?

>> No.17752311

When I wake up tomorrow I hope your fucking markets fixed themselves. You got 12 hours, faggots

>> No.17752313

>>17744746
>>Nobody is richer than you
lol sure

>> No.17752316

>>17751610
finally, I can get attention from gold diggers

>> No.17752322
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17752337

>>17752308
>dump it, then

>> No.17752341

>>17751860
TONIGHT

>> No.17752351

>>17752311
hah..ahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This ship is going down anon.

>> No.17752371

>>17751125
Implying capitalism is right wing?

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17752396

>> No.17752412

>>17752351
Seems like a good time to get in at least when everything is rock bottom

>> No.17752481

>>17744552
No it isn't. They clarified this immediately after the speech yesterday. Trade not effected.

>> No.17752495

I can't wait for the world economy to collapse tomorrow
The memes are going to be fucking choice

>> No.17752540

Tomorrow is black friday. How many people are going to kill themselves then?

>> No.17752581

1 NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.17752604

>>17752581
JUST

>> No.17752613
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17752613

Why are jannies pruning the thread? I'm trying to stock up on memes

>> No.17752663

>>17731603
stonks are on clearance sale

idk if i should buy now or wait till tomorrow

>> No.17752675
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>biggest crash since 1929
>only 1000 replies
Bros...

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>>17752675
are you faggots really that desperate for replies?

>> No.17752753

>>17752675
It's a rolling sticky, you double nigger

>> No.17752756

>>17744953
Explain it to me like a retard: what happened here? Did our govt just give businesses bunch of money only for them to lose it all?

>> No.17752774

>>17752663
its gonna tumble tomorrow anon. Your stocks wont mean anything when it crashes.

>> No.17752784

>>17752675
OK someone needs to explain this shit to me.
IS THIS THREAD BEING MONITORED BY CIA NIGGERS RIGHT NOW?
I'm not one for conspiracies and shit but a lot of earlier replies are now GONE. DELETED. Check the top of this thread and a lot of post numbers are crossed out.
I suspect CIA (niggers) are archiving these replies around the clock 24/7, and tracing them to our IP. High possibility we are being marked on their "Far-right white supremacy terrorist" list. The ones crossed out are most likely their top priority to be executed.
What really gave it all away to me was the fact that they hacked the reply count ITT (In This Thread). It's been stuck for ages at only 1000 replies. Sloppy fucking job mossad niggers.
IT'S OVER /BIZ/

>> No.17752788

>>17752756
Liquidity is drying up, Fed is trying to keep it flowing.

>> No.17752793

>>17752495
Why will that crash tomorrow of all days

>> No.17752791
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Still feeling quite smug about mods playing the song I requested, desu

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>>17749532

>> No.17752843

>>17752756
Fed bought a shitload of stocks to "bolster confidence" but everyone just took it as an opportunity to sell at slightly higher. Everyone wants out and are just looking for the most profitable way to do it.

Basically, printing money doesn't work any more.

>> No.17752853

>>17752784
It's a rolling sticky faggot holy shit. /Biz/ really is worst board

>> No.17752871

>>17746002
s-sauce?

>> No.17752875

>>17752843
Correction: fed didn't buy stocks but pumped liquidity into market, but the result is the same.

>> No.17752893
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AH AH AH AAAH AAAAAHH
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
AH AH AH AAA-AAAAAHH
LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN

>> No.17752928

>>17752174
stock markets are socialism

>> No.17752956

In the US of A we practice good ol fashioned capitalism and Communist China manipulates their markets.

>> No.17753001

the market always rises over time
all you do by selling now is lock in your losses
if it crashes to zero then everyone is fucked so it doesn't matter anyway

>> No.17753009

>>17744847
You forgot
>Your teacher shoots the kids cause she is psychotic

>> No.17753039

>>17752174
Tell me why pumping 500 billion into the market wasn't socialism

>> No.17753041

>>17753001
>not selling then buying the dip
not gonna make it

>> No.17753057
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17753057

Give me a quick rundown /biz/

>> No.17753079

>>17753057
Everyone died. The End.

>> No.17753081

>>17753057
Everyone smart shorted, I've doubled my portfolio's value in less than a week.

>> No.17753090

>>17750759
Tommorrow the Fed injects another $1,000,000,000,000 into the Dow.

>> No.17753098

So will the 1.5 trillion devalue the dollar? Should I be looking at inflation protected securities?

>> No.17753106
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I've lost about $400,000 on paper

>> No.17753125

>>17753098
Not necessarily.

>> No.17753134

>>17752853
>/Biz/ really is worst board
Yeah it is cause you don't know it's fucking pasta you imbecile

>> No.17753142

>>17752055
I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WOOOOORLD ON FIREEEEE

>> No.17753156

At least stocks MIGHT go back up.
Crypto is dead forever.

>> No.17753162

>>17753057
2008 all over again, but much worse

>> No.17753180

>>17752784
Delicious pasta.

>> No.17753186

>>17753057
fed lied, stocks died

>> No.17753216

>>17753057
I am financially ruined and my wife filed for a divorce.

>> No.17753238
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now everyone is going to capitulate tommorow like a bunch of clowns

meanwhile newly infected english speaking celebrities and politicians are going to heal and let everyone know how much of a nothing burger corona is within 2 weeks

back to ATH"s end of the summer after that, stock up on calls, unless your over the age of 70 and/or have a per-existing respiratory condition.

>> No.17753246

>>17753057
i can't stop cooming

>> No.17753252

>>17745674
literally the capitalism version of "it's not actual communism"

>> No.17753253
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https://youtu.be/EAwWPadFsOA
>watching people despair

>> No.17753254
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>> No.17753269

>>17753098
>So will the 1.5 trillion devalue the dollar?
Very tough to predict. The dollar will be devalued if people stop buying the dollar.

You are a multi-millionaire today. What do you think is the least likely to crash and burn :
>The US economy
>The US govt
>An another econy
>An another economy
>Precious metal value
>Cryptocurrencies

If the majority of people think it's the US govt, then the dollar is gonna be fine.

>> No.17753278

Does anyone else imagine Coronachan to look like Vina Sky?

>> No.17753280

now is the perfect time to increase your 401k contribution :^)

>> No.17753283
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>>17753079
>>17753081
>>17753162
>>17753186
>>17753216
>Too late to make profit
>Just in time to lose everything
It's not fair...

>> No.17753285
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>> No.17753319

Remember when people were arguing that Coronachan was going to be a nothing burger?

>> No.17753364

>>17753319
This was long coming, Corona was what finally broke the camel's back.

>> No.17753376

>>17753319
It still is retard

>> No.17753392

>>17753376
Based MIGAbro

>> No.17753406

>>17753319
But it is a nothing burger. Literally just causing a temporary hysteria. If you're young and healthy you literally have nothing to worry about and opportunity coming once the knives hit the ground.

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>>17753376

>> No.17753441
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>>17750106
You got your skull mask and flecktarn jacket ready anon?

>> No.17753469

>>17731603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpBqCDWov-0

>> No.17753478
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17753478

Try looking it at another way, after today's "intervention" from the Fed, the Dow is currently at least 500 billion dollars overvalued.

>> No.17753493

>>17749198
Same bro, all that hard work clicking on the brave ads for nothing

>> No.17753498

>>17753425
Is that Alec Baldwin mixed with Epstein and Sting?

>> No.17753511

>>17753376
Your sunglasses are so cool. Too bad you're blind though.

>> No.17753553

>>17753238
>Biggest stock plunge since the great depression
>Bullcucks still think it's a nothingburger

>> No.17753558

>>17753478
Already corrected for friend.

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>>17745244
He and Eric are loading up

>> No.17753597

just put 6k in:
>gold
>boeing
>United
>Adidas
heh, its almost too easy...

>> No.17753611
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Fun fact, the US could have built 38 USS Gerald R Ford aircraft carriers with the $500 billion which it spent in a doomed attempt to pump up the Dow today..

>> No.17753616

>>17753597
>Adidas
???

>> No.17753678

>>17753616
fashion/apparel/retail companies are going down the shitter rn. all their sourcing from china was shot. theirs not going to be any merch in a month

>> No.17753696

>>17753406
Can't tell if sarcasm but widespread quarantines are being implemented. The global economy is going to take a big hit as a result. This is all it would take to enter a global depression the likes of which has never been seen before.

>> No.17753753

>>17753406
Supply chains are boned and most world leaders and heads of institutions of power are within striking distance.

>> No.17753780

>>17753406
>If you're young and healthy you literally have nothing to worry about and opportunity coming once the knives hit the ground.

>But it is a nothing burger.

Coronavirus is no nothing burger. It was probably the single biggest factor that led to this crash. That's no nothing burger.

>> No.17753833
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IT'S TIME LADS

>> No.17753873
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>>17753254
no no check this out

>> No.17753896

i have 0 stonks at the moment. how important is it that i buy stonks right now?

>> No.17753905
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>>17753833
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD!

>> No.17753909

Its your fault for buying papers

>> No.17753913

>>17753833
leftypol trannies couldn't even revive their board.

>> No.17753934

Hallo i is India I wants to make treda wih you

>> No.17753962
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>>17753913
Who needs communism when we're living in your head rent free.

>> No.17753965

>>17753611
Speaking of plummeting values, aircraft carriers are essentially worthless right now, since there are, as far as I know, no counters to Stirling engine submarines used by us Swedes and who knows who else.

>> No.17753969
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>>17750219
Mama corona, fuck me plzzzz

>> No.17753973

>>17753905
AAAAAAAAYYYYAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anabfAg06U

>> No.17753974

>>17745018
I mean, what are the odds Biden's even heard of coronavirus yet?

>> No.17753979
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>>17753913
Literally browsing it right now lol, cope harder faggot

>> No.17753980

>>17753934
what you wants to make treda sirs

>> No.17753982

>>17753753
>>17753696
>>17753780
But Coronavirus literally is a nothing burger. It's gonna blow over and the quarantines will end. It's literally just a flu + and once people get used to it it'll be no more scary than ebola or HIV or literally anything.

Don't be stupid and ignore an opportunity to jump in when we hit the ground

This shit would have to be the second black death to change anything.

>> No.17753985

>>17753962
Reality is often disappointing

>> No.17754015

Stonk

>> No.17754025

>>17753896
when you sense the hysteria calming down start buying

>> No.17754054

>>17753896
>>17754025

>> No.17754060

>>17748854
chinese virus fears THE SMURF MAN

>> No.17754064

>>17753974
He's probably been told a dozen times and forgotten each times.

>> No.17754075

>>17753982
You're right but it's still had a massive impact.

>> No.17754091
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>>17753982
Perhaps the collapse of the global finacial system is not inherently tethered to covid-19.
Just a thought.

>> No.17754108

>>17753982
Well of course I intend to buy if there are clear signs of it winding down and not coming back, but we're clearly a ways off from that if the US fedgov is out here saying the epidemic is expected to peak three months from now.

>> No.17754122

What the hell happened to the music?
>>17754015
Stonks tonk.

>> No.17754150

>>17753934
What curry you want to make treding sanjeed?

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I wants to makes a treda of this meka a shopphato

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>>17753979
>Literally browsing it right now lol, cope harder faggot
>le bunkerchan mene XDDD
Your board is so dead you zionist trannies come to 4CHAN to ask for attention. SO much for "le evil 4chan" eh?

>> No.17754203

>>17753969
Corona-chan is a surprisingly gentle lover, only kills a small percentage of her partners.

>> No.17754226

>>17753982
>coronavirus is a nothing burger
>no one even knows how bad reinfections will get
>coronavirus will not be a permanent virus that will not disappear

airborne virus that has a pretty high death rate and you won't be immune once you've had it.
ye it's a nothing burger

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https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/

How low can we go /biz/?

>> No.17754245

>>17754161
What the fuck man? Is this actually some guy you scammed?

>> No.17754261

Buy the dip bros

>> No.17754274

>>17747120
-10 IQ

>> No.17754279

>>17753934
Ok dear what shall we trade?

>> No.17754285

>>17754193
No we come here to laugh at YOU LOL

>> No.17754295

>>17754229
We great depression now

>> No.17754322

>>17754261
ive bought like 4 times today how looow will it gooooo

>> No.17754347

>>17754075
>You're right but it's still had a massive impact.
I'm not denying any impact, only that it's gonna do nothing permanent for us. We can outlast a Great Depression 2.0, but the boomers that are running on their last ten years won't make it.

>>17754108
Three months is an eyeblink. Just bid your time and don't become a crying wojak and you'll be fine.

>>17754091
Call me when literally any country that follows Marxist economics lasts a hundred years. Hell do it when they make it to fifty without substantial changes.

>> No.17754362

>>17754245
No sir taht me

>> No.17754366

>>17754322
Just keep buying bro it'll make the market go up

>> No.17754371

>>17754261
A dip implies a bottom and a rise, not the case here.

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>>17754285
ok troomer

>> No.17754410

>>17754347
>PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE IT SO IT CAN'T BE TRUE

You people sound like religious fanatics.

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>>17754193
We came here to bathe in your tears, and we're having a grand fucking time of it lol

>> No.17754429

>>17753982
There was a bubble and for a lot of people the 2008 recession never ended. I've seen increasing numbers of boarded up commercial properties for a couple of years now, and have been thinking the stock market is irrational for a while now. Corona is just the trigger for the delusions to stop. You can try to pump your shitty stocks back up but they're still sitting on shaky foundations.

>> No.17754439

>>17754226
It is because there are worse viruses out there and far more people killed by them than corona. Now if you find me one of those antibiotic-immune bacterial diseases that are literally making theorist crap their pants, then I'll tell you that the end is nigh.

>> No.17754458

Who doing puts on cruise ships?

>> No.17754467
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17754467

why is it that the communists are always right? Is it their love for the worker that trumps all?

>> No.17754481

>>17754279
Meka photoshop of taht pic and we make give bitcoin on you

>> No.17754490

Holy shit look at bitcoin and link

>> No.17754501
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>>17754410
>leftoid calling anyone a religious fanatic
ok troomer

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>>17754229

i've ever seen anything like this....ever

>> No.17754514

>>17754410
>THE WORLD IS COLLAPSING

Literally every year since I was born I've seen one of you people farting around spitting alarmist fake facts.

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>>17754380
COPE LMAO

>> No.17754542

>>17754424
Thank you sir

>> No.17754567

>>17754439
almost all viruses are antibiotic-immune by default, surely corona is

>> No.17754574

>freefalling

>> No.17754588

>>17754514
Really? What was it in 2014?

>> No.17754614

>>17754511
Looks like a 2008 part 2 to me.

>> No.17754624
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AAAAAAHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH NONONON-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

>> No.17754627
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>>17754567
>almost all viruses are antibiotic-immune
All are, antibiotics work by targeting the cell membranes of bacteria, viruses have protein envelopes

>> No.17754628

If anything this crash goes to show how worthless everything is. Paper money stocks and cryptocurrency it's all a bunch of worthless nothing. The only thing that has value is your life and what sort of energy you can exert to create things. Labor holds the true value.

What happens when everyone gets sick and goods aren't being moved people aren't working the whole world will collapse. Any worthless credits saved hold no value during an apocalypse.

>> No.17754636

>ohio health officials estimate 100,000 people have corona virus in ohio
>estimate 50% of population will get corona virus due to no population immunity/incubation

>> No.17754660

songs to listen in the middle of the apocalypse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvLYKNOM-ic

>> No.17754663

Is bezos poor yet?

>> No.17754686

why is this still sticked when the crypto market is imploding 4x as bad

>> No.17754688

>>17754636
Source

>> No.17754687

So has Trump been pumping up this fake economy his whole run, hoping that it'd last until he could hand off the impending catastrophe to someone else?

>> No.17754692

>>17754636

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1238214465822371843?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

>> No.17754702

>>17754636
source?

>> No.17754705

>dow futures down 300

>> No.17754708

>>17754686
Because this is news, crypto imploding is called a thursday

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>>17754514
Because you don't understand economics. You can't just keep inflating speculative bubbles forever and the more and more you use the fed to inject stimulus packages into your junkie asses the worse and WORSE the down fall is going to be. Everyone who is not totally fucking retarded knows this.
So keep taking your hits you fucking junkies cause your reaching your building up an immunity.

Capitalism is a zero sum game.

>> No.17754752

>>17754567
That's because it's a virus. Vaccines are invented for 'em and there's already trial runs starting for the coronavirus soon.

Once you get bacteria that is effectively immune to all our available antibiotics, you'll see a true horror that you can't stop. It'll make ebola look like erectile dsyfunction

>> No.17754756

>>17754686
Crypto is fake money that has 0 relevancy in the real market. No sweetie, your internet play money has no value in the real world.

>> No.17754766

>>17754627
antibiotics target any fundamental replication molecule of a infective agent, virus have those as well and can be targeted (we just dont have as many as for bacteria)
eg, acyclovir works against herpesvirus, even if it's a virus
you are thinking of pennicilline drugs which block the production of bacterial wall but that's only one class of antibiotics

>> No.17754780

>>17754708
kek

>> No.17754783

>>17754702


https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1238214465822371843?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://www.msnbc.com/11th-hour/watch/infectious-disease-expert-half-of-america-is-likely-to-catch-coronavirus-80527941759?cid=sm_npd_ms_tw_ma

>> No.17754787
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

>> No.17754808

>>17754663
His business model shouldn't be too affected by this, if he is smart (he is) he'll be extra cautious with his workforce, provide free health checks at work, and cash in on stores having to close and home delivery being mandatory. That said most of his profits come from data management and that should be mostly fine, it can be managed from home by self isolating workers.

>> No.17754814

>>17754588
92 and only financial crisis that had any merit was in 2008 and that's >>17754429 something to spectacle on. Not some meme virus that kills off boomers.

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>>17754766
Why would you speak with such confidence with such a lack of understanding? Even retards on wikipedia understand this better than you. Go back to giving economic advice

>> No.17754855

>>17754756
It's just another commodity, as relevant as gold or silver.

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>>17752055
>7,000
lol you need to update that btc price

>> No.17754870

>>17746566
Heh

>> No.17754884

>>17754752
those already exist tho, the only good thing here is that those resistences are easily gained but also easily lost
vaccines work for (some) bacteria as well anyway

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>>17754424
>>17753979
>We came here to bathe in your tears, and we're having a grand fucking time of it lol
No you don't. You come to proselytize your lame religion masquerading as muh economics. You're glorified internet Jehovah's witnesses, except with more trannies and drama.

>> No.17754902

>>17754687
>hoping that it'd last until he could hand off the impending catastrophe to someone else?

That's usually how politics go.

>> No.17754903

>>17754687
yes lol

>> No.17754943

>>17754835
i suggest you read your cool screenshot to the end

>> No.17754960

>>17754752
>Once you get bacteria that is effectively immune to all our available antibiotics, you'll see a true horror that you can't stop.
This is the one thing I truly fear, nothing will match that if that ever happens, something highly infectious and resistant to antibiotics spreading really fast, it would be a true second black death.

>> No.17754976

>>17754814
shame the meme virus requires the shutting down of half the economy to stop it spreading.

>> No.17754985

>>17754902
>>17754903
Has he pumped it harder than Obama did or just continued in the same vein?

>> No.17754988

>>17754863
Should I buy some now?

>> No.17755021
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What stocks are we dipping into lads?

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>>17754614
We are well under 2008 levels. Both in points and percentages

>> No.17755048

>>17754808
Up here in leaf land a friend of mine who is a mid level manager at a fulfillment center told me anyone with a confirmed case of corona gets 2 weeks paid time off. Though honestly that's not gonna be good enough, its better than most places are doing.

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>> No.17755061

>>17754960
Scientists are terrified at this prospect, apparently India is the place this is most likely to emanate from, as they just pop antibiotics like crazy, with little care for completing courses.

>> No.17755085

>>17754985
Well judging by what's about to happen in the next couple of days he'd have pumped it harder than Obama.

>> No.17755104

>>17754901
Cry harder fag.

Also, >Thinking reddit and us are acting in unison.

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>> No.17755143

>>17754985
Harder really, considering by the time he inherited it it didn't require it. Obviously in 2009 Obama was juicing the fuck out of it but it was actually no where near what was truly needed.

>> No.17755155

>>17755104
>can’t greentext
You’re obviously not from here

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>> No.17755170

>>17755061
>>17754960
well the good news is that this virus happened first. There are a lot of things people can do to prevent this shit, and i've learned a lot about safety, prevention, and hygiene in the last few weeks. We have the opportunity to learn a lesson from this and change our future behaviors and lifestyles to protect ourselves.

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>>17749532

>> No.17755216
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>>17755104

>> No.17755236

>>17755170
Look at how people are acting with a fucking boomer killer virus, if we ever got hit by a bacteria like that we would be royally fucked in every sense of the word.
>>17755061
What the FUCK India

>> No.17755268

>>17751381
Based RAW poster.

>> No.17755274

>>17754884
>those already exist tho

correction is that those with the gene actually evolve into something deadly and contagious in humans.

That will dominate over viruses since we won't be able to effective counter them. All models have bacteria out-evolving our ability to fight back.

If you spin the biology wheel enough it will end on something that can cull humanity before we're able to answer it.

>> No.17755286

>>17755155
>MENTAL GYMNASTICS

>> No.17755310

is buying calls in SPY/QQQ a good idea right now? surely it cant go lower over the next week

>> No.17755311

>>17755286
>buzzwords

>> No.17755339

>>17755310
don't try to catch a falling knife

>> No.17755355

>>17754708
Kek'd

>> No.17755357

>>17755236
Yeah apparently you can just buy antibiotics with no prescription needed, and everyone does, for just about any illness lol

>> No.17755362

>>17755216
>>17755216
>trannies invalidate the economic critiques of Capitalism.

Real retard hours

>> No.17755379

>>17755339
it makes me feel alive

>> No.17755391

>>17755104
>Also, >Thinking reddit and us are acting in unison.
No, of course not.
leftypol leftoids are actually more pathetic than their reddit comrades and I'll tell you why: plebbit leftoids have the conviction to fucking shut down the opposition by all means necessary and don't try to appeal to the other side begging for attention, unlike you /leftysmegma/ fencesitting sissies.

>> No.17755404

>>17746465
More like the theft of $500b has been discovered in 2 hours.

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>>1775531

>> No.17755416

>>17755236
so what? I'll be much more prepared for the next one after what i've learned from this one. When i said that we have an opportunity to learn from this, i wasn't talking about the public. I meant the people in this thread, and those non-npcs that actually have the ability to learn from their life experiences.

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>>17755362
>le BASED trannies
<-- Literally you.

>> No.17755492

I can't wait for the market to rebound in 2 months and I can laugh at you bear fucks

>> No.17755553

>>17755492
>Being this delusional

>> No.17755574
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https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/12/upshot/markets-weird-coronavirus.html

Something Weird Is Happening on Wall Street, and Not Just the Stock Sell-Off
<A sinking feeling reminiscent of the global financial crisis, when all kinds of obscure markets went haywire.

>Underneath the headline numbers were a series of movements that don’t really make sense when lined up against one another. They amount to signs — not definitive, but worrying — that something is breaking down in the workings of the financial system, even if it’s not totally clear what that is just yet.

>Bond prices and stock prices have moved together, not in opposite directions as they usually do. On a day when major economic disruptions resulting from the coronavirus pandemic appeared to become likelier — which might be expected to make typical market safe havens more popular — many of them fell instead Wednesday. That included bonds of all sorts and gold.

>And there were reports from trading desks that many assets that are normally liquid — easy to buy and sell — were freezing up, with securities not trading widely. This was true of the bonds issued by municipalities and major corporations but, more curiously, also of Treasury bonds, normally the bedrock of the global financial system.

>People, it is fair to say, are worried about bond market liquidity

>> No.17755575

>>17755492
nah, this is a correction a decade in the making and we're not even halfway through.

>> No.17755580

>>17746465
Should be enough for at least a big mac

>> No.17755603

>>17755492
>most sports have been postponed for at least 1 month already
think of all the revenue people failed to recieve
this economy is fucked

>> No.17755622

Never expected to become a pink wojak, let alone in such a short time. Serves me right for being a fucking scrooge and dumping all my pay checks into the stock market while not enjoying the best years of my life.

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>>17746465
It's not even that buddy, it's still there in the market price, the Dow is currently $500 Billion overpriced. The Fed has no clothes.

>> No.17755687

>>17755622
don't worry, you didn't miss anything

>> No.17755726

>>17755622
Hope this is bait it's not possible for someone to be this stupid

>> No.17755757

>>17755286
Redditard. You’ll feel so embarrased when you have to report back to your “comrades” that you’re the one who ruined the fun.

>> No.17755759

>>17755622
But the right time to buy is soon?
The only problem was that you should have sold the moment you saw the virus causing stuff to dump

>> No.17755781

asian markets are open
going red

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>>1775578

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17755895

>>17753081
Retard here
Did you buy before the fed bump or what?

>> No.17755958

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>> No.17755994
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But we still have the same amount of resources. Money never really... meant anything...
No. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

>> No.17755995

>>17755895
Yep, I sold every share I had earlier and bought Puts, I could sell the Puts and double up as we speak or I could wait and let them hit their end and make (potentially) more. If the markets keeps crumbling my returns only go up, I went full Bear on this one. I can buy my shares back at a discount when this bottoms out.

>> No.17756048

>>17755994
A lot of productive capacity could be wiped out if producers can't pay their bills on time

>> No.17756058
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I can't die a virgin from coronachans kiss of death anons. What do.

>> No.17756088

>>17755726
It's entirely true. Avoided crypto and weed only to be rekt anyway.

>> No.17756100

if you had spent your money buying rare video games, guns and anime merchandise those assets would be more stable than anything else youve invested in

>> No.17756186

>>17756100
I knew my anime figure collection would be worth something one day.

>> No.17756219

>>17755362
judeo-bolshivism itself has done that, kike.

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yo, just because market is not always bulling but being ... a legitimate market doesn't mean communism is the solution, retards.

Besides, if you really want to complain, you (the collective people) are the problem. Stocks are derived from real/projected value. When the market crashes, that means that some assets either lost value, or that their projected values turned out to be bogus (example of the former is now, examples of the latter are 2008 and 2000). Who creates inflated values? The employees. How many managers actually bring enough value for their work? How many of you "work from home engineers" actually do work that when the company sells to clients actually pays at or more than your total comp?

Stfu about "muh bankers". Yes they contributed, but your lazy boomer managerial asses were the ones that caused this.

>> No.17756268

>>17756219
Absolutely nobody wants Bolshevism back.

>> No.17756314

>>17756186
>world collapses
>bartering because the go to currency
>no porn because internet collapses

How valuable would my collection of thicc and lewd anime figures be in this hellworld?

>> No.17756317

>>17756261
shut up retard

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pssst..

>> No.17756337

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMsYVgZlQMs

It's all over now

>> No.17756378

>>17756261
>he thinks the modern stock market actually reflects the productivity of the economy
It's all money trading and buybacks now. There is no real value behind it.

>> No.17756393

>>17756261
>UM ACTUALLY IT'S THE WORKERS' FAULTS THAT THE ECONOMY IS SHITTING ITSELF

>> No.17756469

>>17755574
>don’t really make sense when lined up against one another

>> No.17756517

>>17756378
then why are you surprised when the bluff is called and it all crashes down

>>17756393
>>17756317
>NOOOOOOO I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS DESPITE BEING A LAZY MANAGER WHO ONLY DOES THINGS FOR HIS OWN SAKE
stop pretending like you're the victim here, you're just mad your cushy job is not so cushy anymore

>> No.17756601

>>17753039
Tell me why it is *is*

>> No.17756638

>>17756517
What's with this projection? Pretty blunt assumption that every anon in this thread has a managerial position or other cushy job.

>> No.17756650

>>17756517
I'm not surprised lmao
This is an inevitability of the capitalist system.

>> No.17756719

How do they price in where a pandemic will stop if we don't know that yet? Do stocks crash through the pandemic or just to the point we realize how bad it will get?

The
>it will only be shut down for a month
bullshit governments are pushing is obviously going to turn out to be nonsense. I would assume the markets at least know that much.

Basically it literally can't keep falling this fast forever, so what's bottom going to look like? Is it going to be a quick bottom and then just bouncing on the floor until we can see the other side or is it going to slow down into a gentle slide into oblivion? I'd assume it won't rebound quickly since you can't just turn a world economy off and back on like a computer, even if both can apparently get viruses.

>> No.17756765

If trips, Dow hits 9001 points

>> No.17756773

>>17753283
Someone’s gotta be left standing when musical chairs is over

>> No.17756775

>>17756314
Priceless

>> No.17756816

>>17756765
>56765
Does that count?

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AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

TALK ABOUT POTENTIAL.

>> No.17756834

hello, im a virgin girl

>> No.17756842

Newfag to /biz/, I got a few thousand saved up. How would one go about investing it to make money off the eventual rebound?

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>>17756638
then why is whoever advocating for communism doing so? Why would they decide that if the market behaved like a market, that's when it's time to steal from other people and share it among the """"less fortunate"""" (90% of whom are just lazy fags).

If you are a worker who is really worth their salary, the crash won't affect your salary. If you had a job where you were overpaid, you are shitting your pants rn. The chance that you are legitimately discriminated against despite your best efforts is minute.

You cannot go with capitalism only when it works in you favor. If you like it when it's bullish, you have to go with it when it's bearish. otherwise you sound like a faggot.

>> No.17756866

>>17756816
Radars don't count because you didn't call it. Sorry.

>> No.17756872

>>17756834
embarrassing
call me when you're an experienced slut

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>>17756842
>the eventual rebound

>> No.17756915

>>17756834
Wanna fuck in exchange for some piping hot stonks?

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gib bobo pics

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>yfw da burrs just can't stop winning

>> No.17756963

>>17756911
Oh come on, even a jump re(in)flates a bit after the impact.

>> No.17756982

>>17756863
Lol, faggots out here shilling for social Darwinism just to salvage their ideology.
Like, damn bro, just let markets go how bout that?

Also

>Communism is stealing from people and giving to poor people

Real retard hours.

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>>17756963
>jump
jumper*

>> No.17756998

>>17756915
yes daddy i lose 16 000 dollars in btc

>> No.17757030

>>17756719
China already doing fine
this is video from czech guy who live in China sadly it is only in czech but bassicaly everything is already back to normal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X_a5Ux59nM&t=2s

>> No.17757059

>>17756863
You've got it backwards. The rich are the lazy parasites and they steal from the workers. Communism is reversing the theft.

>> No.17757063

>>17756863
Lol imagine thinking the only people who get fucked in a recession are retarded managers.
So many people who were overpaid before 02 and 08 remained that way. The people who should be worried are regular working class people.

>> No.17757077

>>17756765
756756
Those would be trip dubs. I think it counts. Kek is freaking out, you can tell with all the digits everywhere today.

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>>17756842
SNSS CALLS

>> No.17757084

singles and trump nationalizes the fed

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Give it to me straight /biz/

How fucked are we tomorrow

>> No.17757088

>>17756998
Jokes aside, I wonder how many trust fund bitches are putting on the red pumps and miniskirt and heading for the streets right now.

>> No.17757122

>>17755995
I see. Sorry retard tourist here. I don't even get what puts is. Tried to understand it. Too lazy to get into it
Nice either way
But when the market is down all know is buy :) I hope to make it one day in the stonks

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>>17756834
Can we please lose our virginity together. We could get married in hazmat suits.

>> No.17757141

>>17756517
are you actually this stupid or do you unironically think managers are to blame for the actions of speculators

>> No.17757157

>>17757088
shut up cunt, time for suicede

>> No.17757175

>>17756982
>meritocracy = social darwinism
>communism is anything but taking from the rich and giving to the poor (despite the ideas of class warfare and bourgeoisie vs proletariat being the cores of the ideology)

>>17757059
>rich are lazy parasites
communism won't be stealing from the rich, cause the rich are gonna move their assets out way before you can take them. you will be taking from actual hardworking people.

>>17757063
if you are producing value for the company, the chances that you will be cut are much smaller than if you're a burden on their budget. In recessions, companies have to survive, and that's when they cut fat.

>> No.17757178

Worlds ending and I never even got to have sex FUCK THIS GAY SHIT

>> No.17757189

>>17757136
hope, ure a girl

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Uh, yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

>> No.17757230

>>17757175
Yeah I agree if you’re valuable the odds are lower, but you can still be of great value and get cut. That’s just the way it is. Plus new grads trying to get a job are going to get fucked. Still better than communism though

>> No.17757233

>>17757086
Embrace the teachings of Buddha and you shall reach enlightenment, anon.

>> No.17757247

I wish I was a cute girl so I didn't need to worry about any of this.

>> No.17757251

>>17757175
Who will be left to steal from then? If there's no capital then there's nothing to take and so the only thing left is the means of productions. There will be no theft in this situation.

>> No.17757273

>>17755061
Man it's been a minute since I could post a good old DESIGNATED.

>> No.17757276

>>17757030
>China already doing fine
They literally just locked down the entire infected area at gunpoint and went in to pick up the bodies afterward. And it's probably spreading elsewhere in their economy that they aren't even admitting/aware of.

And even if they really did get it all, they won't be opening their country again for months and months.

>> No.17757293

>>17757189
Wtf u said u were a virgin girl though??

>> No.17757316

>>17757251
>i'm an upper middle class man with a family and I earn 130k as a senior expert in a company
>I have a 401k and a savings account
>that's not capital that you will take despite it being completely normal and probably not stolen

>> No.17757320

>>17753425
Based and dip-pilled

>> No.17757333

BOGGED

>> No.17757381

>>17757316
>he thought his ponzi scheme of fictitious capital was real
lol sucker. learn to play the game

>> No.17757417

>>17757178
Overrated desu

>> No.17757447

>>17757293
yes, my virgin pussy for satan, pump crypto hail luicefer

>> No.17757449

right i've lost about 3 grand today gimme 1 (ONE) reason not to sui

currently listening to: enter shikari
currently consuming: a shit load of coke and white wine

>> No.17757471

>>17757316
That money would be used to benefit him and his family anyway. It's not like the money is just being given out cent by cent to the poor. It'll be used to fund social programs and economic development that benefits everyone. Besides he probably sided with the rich parasites anyway because he thinks he has more in common with them

>> No.17757512

>>17757449
One reason is that's not that much money faggot.

>> No.17757521

>>17757276
They've crushed it outside of Hubei. They are testing like crazy in Guangdong, they're not just blagging it. The problem is the US. Trump especially looks like he doesn't actually give a shit and is more concerned with optics and markets than the fundamentals.

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>>17757449
If your life already sucks then you have nothing to lose, just buy the dip pussy.

>> No.17757617

>>17757449
Because you only lost 3 grand? Jesus christ if that is gonna make you neck you might not make the next week. Your coke comedown might seal the deal and make you swing regardless. DONT QUIT JUST YET FAGGOT

>> No.17757644

>>17757449

Invest in more cocaine

>> No.17757662

>>17757565
no my life is fine i just dont like the realisation that all my charlie chalk tokens are tanking like fuck you get me/ absolutely hammered btw

>> No.17757670

>>17757030

There's soon going to be a container shortage because Chinks aren't allowing ships to dock and unload their cargo.
China is pretty far from operating like normal.
They're just putting on a show and trying to make things work to prevent their economy from getting raped. Without a doubt Corona is still fucking them hard, but they have stopped reporting it to us and their own people.
Give it a month and we'll start seeing tons of videos of people dropping dead in the factories as the second Corona wave ravages the nation.

>> No.17757707

Dump it.

>> No.17757710

>>17757449
If I was listening to enter shikari I'd top myself too

>> No.17757752

>>17757644
dealer probs already in bed
>>17757710
for some reason went back to TAKE TO THE SKIES cos that double kick absolutely slaps, not even emo also kys

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>>17757471
>that money would be used to benefit him and his family anyways
yeah, right. The current govt didn't work but you will be so much better! And yeah, i have no idea how to use this for my benefit, but you sure will!!

He probably only sides with them because he knows that money given to jealous thugs is as good as lost

die in a helicopter, commie

>> No.17757816

nikkei down -9%

>> No.17757889

Why do i have a feelerino tomorrow is gonna be red again?

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>>17757813
>ancap/lolbertarian
yikes, I knew I was talking to a retard but I didn't know you were this retarded.

>> No.17757972

Tourist here. How bad is this actually?

>> No.17758003

Link down 50%
Bitcoin being sent to exchanges
Everything is collapsing
We're gonna see rich men crying in the streets

>> No.17758014

>>17731603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPiAK_RP8dU

>> No.17758056

>>17757710
this one goes out to all the bears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxeAmURFoaU

You might never meet me,
For I am King.
And as we march into the storms eyes,
I find relief in the rain.
I can hind as I lead my army,
Into certain death.
Eyes over you. [x2]
Feel Alive. [x4]
And I wanted you to know,
Today won't go down in stone.
(Feel Alive)
And I wanted you to know,
I never meant for this.
(Close your eyes)
And I wanted you to know,
I never meant for this.
(Close your eyes)
Today won't go down in history,
So shut your eyes.

>> No.17758095

Is it time to buy for Royal Caribbean?

>> No.17758121

>>17731603
Am I the only one who sold back in February, before the dead cat bounce?

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>>17757972
Extremely.

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

>> No.17758356

>>17758095
bros i was about to buy into United Airlines

>> No.17758357

>>17757972
Seems worse than '08 to me.

>> No.17758410

>>17731603
How can I explain to my brother how this might become a total financial collapse?
What is the likelihood of that?

Also, we're destined for recession now, correct?

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>> No.17758428
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LONDON BRIDGES FALLING DOWN
FALLING DOWN
FALLING DOWN

>> No.17758440

The fed's attempts have zero effect. That's how you know shit's fucked. The safety net is ripped.

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Japan looking like the B-29s are back

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>>17758428
Imagine the panic when it opens below 20k. Imagine the despair. Historical.

>> No.17758491

The father of a friend came back from the stock market today, took a good look at his family, went to his room, and seconds later a gunshot echoed through the house.

>> No.17758496

>When I said DOW to 20k in January and the only response I got was "lol if that happens shits fucked."
Yeah good one you dumb cunts. Reap what you sow bull fags.

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>>17756992
underrated post

>> No.17758503

>>17754988
I don't venture outside of /smg/ so I couldn't tell you. Might have just as good of chances with cruises and airliners.

>> No.17758518

>>17758440
I wouldn't say had no effect, if they didn't pump that money in, I'm pretty certain that things would be a lot worse

>> No.17758522

I recently realized that the history books will consider us to have lived through the worst period of time in human history.

>> No.17758526

>>17757670
>China is pretty far from operating like normal.
I'll believe that they're back to normal when the satellites show pollution levels are back to the same level as the same week last year.

>> No.17758540
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GIMME SOME FUCKIN TUNES /BIZ/

>> No.17758542
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGNVsQwWZLI

Corona-chan cannot be contained
Bulls and nothingburgers on suicide watch

>> No.17758547

>>17750259
>>17749796
>>17749727
Venezuela is proof that autarky works, not socialism

>> No.17758559

>correctly predicted that tomorrow will be worse than Monday
>will make bank

Very nice. Pie in the sky, I'll have $100,000 in the bank as a 20 year old. More realistically looking at walking away with $30,000 - $40,000.

>> No.17758567

>>17758522
>he thinks theres gonna be books after all this is over

el oh el

>> No.17758585

>>17757972
Once in a lifetime bad

>> No.17758596

>>17758518
Oh yeah instead of -10% today it would've been -12%, great job lmao

>> No.17758630
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Well /biz/?

>> No.17758632

>>17758467
Underrated.

>> No.17758695 [DELETED] 

>>17758547
Fuck you.
t. Veneco.

>> No.17758699
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A toast... to the end.

>> No.17758703
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>>17758630
We still have a long way to go down

>> No.17758719

>>17758559
enjoy taxes

>> No.17758775

Will we see Window Jumpers tomorrow?

>> No.17758966

Tomorrow we hit all three if shareholders are smart. If they're stupid we'll breach just 7%.

>> No.17759004

>>17756088
same, invested hard in oil stocks. i'm down $500 in the past 2 weeks on 3500.

>> No.17759019

Im just going to ask because I have no clue how the stock markets work... but where is all the money going? or is it just that the whole market is one big scam to start with?

>> No.17759077
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>>17758540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiQcyGUqdwI

>> No.17759085

>>17759019
apparently, it's going into cash.

>> No.17759122

>>17759019
Are you dumb or just retarded

>> No.17759135

>>17759077
Not "Goodbye Stranger"? I'm surprise.

>> No.17759137

>>17757233
its over

>> No.17759140

>>17759019
if someone says he will buy your apple for 5$, but then later he says he will only pay 2.5$
where did the other 2.5$ go?

>> No.17759152

>>17759019
Market money isn't real but corporations treat it like it is so you'll see employees laid off and wages slashed

>> No.17759155

Guys should I even bother buying bitcoins?

>> No.17759156

>>17759019
The market is crashing BECAUSE people are taking their money off of it.
So that's where the money is going, the pockets of the people who had the money in the market in the first place.

>> No.17759175

>>17759019
People like brokers, successful traders, CEOs who get paid with stock options, etc take money out of the market and put it into rolexes and mansions and private jets. They don't keep their winnings in stock form like your retirement fund which is getting assfucked.

>> No.17759220

>>17759019
speculation market is crashing along with the real market that requires industries that are reporting lower and lower production figures.

>> No.17759230

>>17759137
There is no "it." "It" is an unknowable state, one which carried the seed of the current situation all along. If you didn't see the current situation unfold ahead of time, then how can you have ever known "it"?

>> No.17759231

>>17758966
as much as i have enjoyed watching things crash and burn, there is no conceivable reason any rational person would sell their stock tomorrow. the smart money was out 2 weeks ago, the dumb money was out this week. the panic at this point is unjustifed - yes quarterly earnings are going to be weak, yes the virus is going to spread in the US in the next couple of weeks, but we're well into territory where even by the most doomer of standards we should rise above certainly by early may. we might have another 10% down but at this point if you sell you're a fucking idiot and way, way, way too late to the party. that ship sailed 2 weeks ago.

t. XOM bagholder.

>> No.17759306

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhYHwtEMJM

>> No.17759366

>>17759231
>he bought the "dip"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH

NONONONONONONONONONO

>> No.17759458

>>17759366
like i said i invested 3500 of my 12000 in cash savings into oil stocks and lost 500. pretty much the worst possible timing to be honest. and i knew better - i knew the virus was going to be bad.

having said that, i think at this point i'm comfortable calling this a "dip." the past 2 weeks were a much needed correction - DOW shouldn't be much above 24k level. this is irrational panic selling.

i'm going to triple down next week and put 2 grand into oil. hope to see you on the other side in september when oil is back at $50 and so is my XOM.

>> No.17759459

>>17759140
How does .5 trillion dissapear that quick? Inflation? Default loans? WHAT GONNA HABBEN?

>> No.17759472

>>17759366
>the 34 year old doomer
only a fuckin retard sells now no matter the hurt

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>sold everything yesterday
>bought UVXY
>UVXY up 50% today

FUCK WHY DIDN'T I BUY MORE????

>> No.17759539

>>17759140
The person you bought the stock from.

>> No.17759541

>>17759472
>dead cat bounce
>sells 2x, goes short
>market drops a further 15%
>buy back in
gee what a retarded strategy

>> No.17759555

>become a normal person finally
>happenings thats supposed to kill all the normies but leave the NEETs untouched actually happens
>won't even get to experience sex before i die

Is God just dabbing on my life bros?

>> No.17759558

>>17759458
>>17759472

The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. You guys never learn

>> No.17759574

>>17759472
>rome is eternal

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>>17749287

Argentina got into a debt that now is easier to pay off, while WW3 is gonna make us providers of food to both sides

I can uronically laugh at you all

>> No.17759577

>>17759508
Because you didn't know which way it'd go. Don't let this make you put all your remaining eggs in a single basket the next time you believe something will weather the situation. If you don't know, then you don't know.

>> No.17759578

>>17759508
That’s why I’m taking the opposite side of that trade tomorrow.

>> No.17759599

>>17759472
yep, we'll be back at 24k by late may/early june, if oil comes back (please god let it come back)

>>17759508
because it's risky as fuck. grats though.

>>17759541
most people who play that game end up broke.

>> No.17759626

TFW 30k in the hole from peak value but up 22 un profit

Literally want to neck myself

>> No.17759632

>>17759472
Or someone who wants to buy important things. Food, water, ammo, guns.

>> No.17759633

>>17759558
What's so funny is that they rode the bull-irrationality all the way up for two years (at least), and then are screaming that we're going to have bear-irrationality for two years (at least).

>> No.17759649

>>17748182
That's enough money to just give everyone in the country over a grand in cash....why not just do that and do some real good?

>> No.17759665

am I an idiot for having GameStop puts? I feel like i could be making so much money with weekly puts on the SPY

>> No.17759667

>>17759558
That's not true though. I can stay solvent indefinitely. The market is at or near the bottom. Maybe another 10%, breaking 20,000 would be cool if for no other reason than reading the threads here when it happens. But it's not going to stay here.

>> No.17759679

>>17759459
the money doesn’t disappear, ever. simple example
>investor A sells his shares to investor B at 100, puts money in bank
>share price drops to 10
>90% of money gone headlines everywhere
>actually they’re in investor A’s bank account

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Crash Music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVgMzKMgNxw

I'm having the time of my fucking life

>> No.17759703

>>17759541
>>17759558
>>17759574
see: may 2018, dec 2018, dec 2019
btw its all fucked, but if you're more than 12 years old you've been here before many a time

>> No.17759747

>>17759703
>look im citing drops from all the way back to a year ago, it can't possibly be worse than that!

>> No.17759793

I hate being Canadian holy fuck why did I not move to the states when I could.

>> No.17759807

>>17759665
Didn't Gamestop reach the bottom already?

>> No.17759818

>>17759703
this one is definitely more similar to '08 than any of the ones you listed.

the upshot is that coronavirus will be over with by late april and that oil prices aren't staying around 30 for much more than a couple of months.

we needed a correction to the mean - the irrational panic has caused an overcorrection and i'm happy to take a haircut on snapping up good dividend stocks.

>> No.17759849

>>17759807
hell no

>> No.17759866

>>17759747
nah its fucked, as ive said previously. all im saying is there is literally no point in cashing out now, if you have actual money in this meme shit.

>> No.17759868

>>17757752
>not even emo also kys
Looks like I touched a nerve. Cut your hair and dump your boyfriend femboi.

>> No.17759891

Why can't we get some good mid-day price action? I'm tired of all indices taking a shit in the morning and then crabbing throughout the rest of the day.

>> No.17759927

>>17759891
all the actual trading goes on after hours when normies can't do anything about it. been that way for ever.

>> No.17759954

>>17759866
>the sunk cost fallacy

I lost 50%. I'm going to gain 200% over my initial investment because I switched to puts instead of giving up and letting Jews swindle me like a submissive faggot.

>> No.17759962

>>17759866
a million ceos quit as soon as this thing started to hit the stocks. It's the turning point of america. Boomers invited a bunch of inferior people to become citizens for cheap labor and now they get to reap what they sow.

>> No.17759977

>>17759807
the bottom is bankruptcy. who the hell still buys their games and gear at a physical store? I bet that market is less than 20% of overall gaming already and is just dropping and dropping. Every move they’ve made in past years reeks of desperation and it gets worse the more recent they are.

>> No.17759992

>>17759868
no nerves touched kid im all about friendly conversation, come and have a chat big lad

>> No.17760068

>>17759962
i hope you're right, and i would be happy to loose all my $3500 in oil stocks if it meant boomers get what's coming to them. i can't fucking believe how awful things have gotten in this place, our entire country has been hollowed out to support boomer 401(k)s and prop up home equity in multi-unit boomer rentals they scoop up to scalp college kids on. fuck them, and fuck what they've done to this country. we don't even have a country now, we sacrificed it so their stocks could go up.

>> No.17760074

>>17759992
Ok dear

>> No.17760075

>>17759793
Why's that?

>> No.17760096

>3800 for a split second
3800 for a split second
>3800 for a split second
3800 for a split second
>3800 for a split second
3800 for a split second
>3800 for a split second
3800 for a split second
>3800 for a split second
3800 for a split second
>3800 for a split second
3800 for a split second
>3800 for a split second
3800 for a split second

>> No.17760115

>>17760068
i agree

>> No.17760184

>>17760074
>t. souf

>> No.17760189
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Anyone considering going long on XOM?

>> No.17760315

https://youtu.be/MR3b6COJcAI

>> No.17760353

can i get a ppt for bitcoin. I think I'm going to need it.

>> No.17760365

>>17760189
I was long on XOM at $50 so...yeah.

MRO is another great long right now in the sector, and CVX

>> No.17760366

>>17731603
BUY BUY BUY

LETS MAKE $$$

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>>17760365
The divies are enticing. Even with the drop I can beat my savings account interest thanks to the divy yield.

>> No.17760513

>>17755492
>Stock market crashes and world goes into great depression for ten years
>Stock market comes back up eventually
>"Haha stupid dumb bearfgts, should have just bought the dip"

>> No.17760517

>>17760460
I'm going to put another $2000 in it tomorrow if that counts for anything.

But I didn't think it would go below $50 and don't understand why it did. So I'm retarded lol.

Having said that I think the divvy yield is like 8% at the current price. I think the current price is so low because people are thinking they'll cut the divvy. I don't think they will.

>> No.17760525

Poorfag tourist here
Should I buy stock now?

>> No.17760571

>>17760525
Absolutely not. Consider anyone telling you to "buy the dip" a mentally ill boomer with no clue what's happening. This is the end for a lot of companies.

>> No.17760626

>>17757086
Have you ever heard of a ref tulip?

>> No.17760672

>>17760525
literally no, wait for corona to go away, then when the market goes up 3 or 4 days in a row, dump some money in.

>> No.17760673

>>17760571
What about companies that can't possibly fail

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BITCOIN UNEXPECTEDLY SKYROCKETING!!!! IT HIT THE BOTTOM AND WILL ONLY GO UP FROM HERE.

>> No.17760690

>>17760525
No. Wait for market to trend upward, it’s not gonna shoot up 50% overnight, forget about buying at the absolute bottom. But don’t buy on the way down, buy on the way up

>> No.17760692

>>17757889
Aus and Nipland are already redder than dogdick

>> No.17760700

>>17760571
Probably good advice for now.
>This is the end for a lot of companies.
Probably not for anything listed on the S&P though other than maybe some airlines and CCL

>> No.17760714

>>17759152
>>17759156
>>17759175
Ok. That simply explains it. And I don't invest in shit I can't physically touch... So when it does crash I still have all my shit... It may be worth nothing at the end of it all but its still mine to enjoy.

>> No.17760726

>>17760673
There is no such thing anymore, this is unprecedented. Maybe food companies like Mcdonalds, but even they will still fall for much longer before bouncing

>> No.17760731

im enjoying this over reaction

think of all the money waiting on the sidelines, just waiting for the perfect time to pounce

Its going to be the quickest recovery ever recorded, but it probably wont happen for another month give or take

>> No.17760748

>>17758775
Defenestration is so 20th century. A dude made a thread a couple hours ago was threatening to overdose on ambien of all things because of a 40k loss.

>> No.17760771

>>17760700
If they survive they're not recovering to whatever the baseline was in 2019, the bottom is unfathomably far

>> No.17760782

>>17760692
How do you know how red a dogdick is?

>> No.17760821

>>17760777
>>17760777
>>17760777
>>17760777

>> No.17760830

>>17760571
this. Oil war + Pandemic + Irrational Exuberance
This is the perfect storm

>> No.17760843

sub 1k is not impossible

>> No.17760908

>>17760782
Have you never had a pet labrador? Fuckers are horny for leg all the time

>> No.17760919

>>17760771
You're just as retarded and hysterical as the bullbros were 2 months ago. This market is going to continue to fall fast but it will recover quickly, possibly depending on how the oil war goes between the sand niggers and based russia, who are transparently trying to bankrupt US Shale. Even with that in mind Icahn is still buying up OXY like it's going out of style. That should tell you something anon.

>> No.17760930

>>17754863

This must have been what romans felt when Constantinopla burned

>> No.17760964

>>17760726
Windows is pretty much guaranteed to survive this. IBM and Amazon too, I imagine. Dunno about Apple, I'd avoid them. Buying now is still stupid, though.

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>>17758699

>> No.17760998

>-10%
LOL

>> No.17761218

>>17760673
Banks
The fed has shown they will do anything to bail out banks. I'm pretty sure the banks still haven't properly paid for the the 08 shitfest they created too. But seriously the fed and the gov can not let banks fail without causing great disasters for the world. They are literally too big to fail. Granted I have no idea how bad negative rates will be for them.

>>17759665
>>17759977
I'm long gme, mostly because of a lettter from Burry a while back. I just bought a small portion of it the other day from a feeling then they hired reggie and I'm up ten percent. they do seem pretty doomed in the long run.

>>17760096
What this

>> No.17761225

das right janni, we bullrun now

>> No.17761258

>>17760075
Economy tanking

>> No.17761298

btc went from 4k to 5.5k in 15 minutes. bitmex frozen. is this it lads?

>> No.17761338

"The banks actually tried to step in and stop the market crash of '29, by buying huge sums of stock while traders were frantically selling. They intended this to be a sign of strength, that the market would continue up, but in fact it just signaled to investors that the banks had panicked"

1.5 trillion in repo getting eaten up like nothing ahahahahaha thanks Jerome you really fucked the dogs asshole on that one didn't you

>> No.17761365

>>17756333
Based trio of trees

>> No.17761392

You guys are buying now right?

>> No.17761435

>>17761338
Funny how the fed's recent moves have elicited the same reactions.
>rate cut
>markets plummet
>massive pump
>markets jump and then plummet

>> No.17761462

>>17761338
is it confirmed that the fed actually buys equities? i didn't think they could actually do that

>> No.17761523

>>17761462
>what is quantitative easing

>> No.17761598

>>17761523
fed buying treasuries is not the same thing as propping up the stock market, although they're related. Bank of Japan literally buys up their stocks over there.

>> No.17761633

>>17761392

nope, maybe more puts tomorrow during the pump before the next big gay selloff

>> No.17761856

>>17751246

What did you do with Abraham Lincoln's hat?

>> No.17761862

>>17755310
Well I'll say this SPY/QQQ options are now about where they were 1 month ago +/- so gambling on 330 calls is just as risky and profitable as it was doing 260.

>> No.17761943

Even the fucking sticky is crashing.

>> No.17761978

>>17759231
Honestly, the earnings haven't been that different ULTA killed it for example, the guidances are all fucked up because everyone is trying to adjust for China Virus

>>17761298
lol holy shit dude it actually touched 3900 its gotta at least gasp for a last breath but yeah maybe

>> No.17761983

Press F for the sticky

Was nice posting in this historic thread with you guys

>> No.17762057

based sticky
godspeed