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>My portfolio is down 30%
>My boomer parents showed me 100k deleted from their 401k
>I might get laid off
>All Link Holders on suicide watch
>No safe havens, everything is crashing

I should be seething, I should be crying, I should be upset....

But I can’t stop laughing hysterically.

>> No.17730901

>>17730882
Chaos can be your fren. We've all been wanting a happening, well by golly, here it is.

>> No.17730924

you'd put your hope in money, pleb! Should have used the time to develop actuall skills instead

>> No.17730953
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>>17730882
> honk honk

>> No.17730957

>>17730882
And here I am. 70% cash ready and 30% in PMs. Knowing that the shit happen and Sold everything back in Jan.

Good luck fags. Will buy everything for cheapies, except your stinky linkies. ;)

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>>17730924
I’ve got a STEM degree + /fit/. Going to go fight for zog if I get laid off. By the time I’m discharged things will be better and I’ll be able to get a job anywhere.