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>> No.17730644

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>> No.17730652

ECB rate cut soon.

>> No.17730653
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>> No.17730658

Kuma shock!

>> No.17730662

>>17730644
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>> No.17730666

Longing DAX with x10 leverage right before ECB

>> No.17730673

haha money printer go brr

>> No.17730679

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>> No.17730691

F1 is kill

>> No.17730696
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17730696

>>17730610
Crashing this thing with no SURVIVORS

>> No.17730699

I think circuit breakers ironically achieve the exact opposite, they just increase volatility

>> No.17730701

What the fuck do I invest in lads? I’m a poorfag with Robinhood.

>> No.17730704
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17730704

What is /smg/ like on a normal day when the stock market isnt collapsing and the vix is below 20?

>> No.17730719
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17730719

FUTURES TRADING HALTED

>> No.17730722
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17730722

Fed knows shit is about to blow up. They increased the repo caps on Monday morning to prepare for the massive crash. Then all throughout this week the repo operations have still been oversubscribed with record levels of submissions.

Well yesterday they quietly increased them AGAIN, likely in preparation for today's market crash that Powell obviously knew about beforehand. Overnight cap is now $175 billion, and 2-week cap is now $45b.

IN ADDITION, they are adding even longer term repos back into the mix! This morning there will be the overnight repo, a 2-week repo, AND a new 25 day repo! With a cap of $50 billion!

On top of that they're now adding new 28 day repos every Monday morning, also with a cap of $50 billion each!

The printer press is accelerating

>> No.17730724

>>17730704
mostly bickering with the tripfags

>> No.17730727

>>17730704
Boring as fuck.

>> No.17730728
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17730728

>>17730696
SOPT IT

>> No.17730731

>>17730704
Shilling for cannabis memes

>> No.17730733

>>17730701
>I’m a poorfag with Robinhood.
go play with your coins or dolls or whatever poorfags do

>> No.17730736

>>17730701
Toilet paper and tampons

>> No.17730738
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>>17730722
To answer the preemptive "what does this mean?":

If they don't keep injecting the liquidity that the primary dealers and other counterparties are demanding, then the Effective Fed Funds rate will blow past the target range like it did in September. The lending market will seize up like it did during the GFC as banks that need the cash won't be able to get it, and overnight many of them will be completely insolvent. See 2008 and Bear Stearns, AIG, etc.

But Powell won't let that happen, he is having his own "whatever it takes" moment like Bernanke did. He will continue to print the money. Right now we're headed towards deflation with coronavirus and a demand shock. However the supply shock will come into focus later in the year. Coupled with all this money printing, we will see massive inflation.

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/repo-reverse-repo-agreements/repurchase-agreement-operational-details#monthly-summary

>> No.17730743

tbhq kinda pissed off that the market is still going down it's just a fucking flu for christ's sake.

>> No.17730747
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>>17730701
shotguns and canned food

>> No.17730756

>>17730722
They'll need a bigger printer in a week

>> No.17730758

That's some really cheap AMD. I almost bought in yesterday as it refused to drop, glad I didn't.

>> No.17730766
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17730766

I TOLD YOU DOG

>> No.17730770

Daily reminder that /pol/trash aren't welcome here, please go back to your own shitty board! Thank you!!!

>> No.17730771

The bond market has, In fact. Crashed. The economy is kill.

>> No.17730773

>>17730701
food, buy food

>> No.17730779
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17730779

Please stop.
Please.

>> No.17730786
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17730786

orange...please...do something....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17730788

>>17730701
Literally anything at this point

>> No.17730794
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17730794

>>17730722
By the way the new 1 month term repo just closed, it is massively oversubscribed as expected. $50b accepted out of $82.6b submitted.

2-week term and overnight operations still to come this morning

>> No.17730800

>>17730673
"brr" - gucci mane
"brr" - Fed
what does it all mean????????

>> No.17730806

HOLY FUCK, IF the world economy doesn't collapse entirely I might actually become a multi billionaire by 2019 dollars*

>> No.17730807
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17730807

POST YOUR BETS: HOW LONG UNTIL WE HIT A CIRCUIT BREAKER?

For me? I bet 2 minutes after the bell.

>> No.17730809
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17730809

Post your positiona, or you're considered a retarded bull at worst, a pussy on the sidelines at best.

>> No.17730812
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17730812

>>17730728
No. Death to the modern world.

>> No.17730813

A FUCKING BAT

>> No.17730827
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17730827

EERE WE GO AGAIN LADS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17730833

>>17730807
10 mintutes tops.

>> No.17730836

Someone tell me quick if I should buy SPY or SSO. Will decay rek me with SSO? Say in a year or 2.

>> No.17730840

Can someone record the live feed of the trading floor? I want to be able to watch all of the lemmings scream and panic sell when the bell goes off when I get home from work.

>> No.17730846

>>17730807
it already tripped

>> No.17730856

>>17730696
>SS Ayylmao
Nice

>> No.17730858
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17730858

Even Bitcoin fucking died top kek

>> No.17730860

I'm here to buy the dip
I mean the clit
How to do?

>> No.17730867
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17730867

>>17730770

>> No.17730869

Glad I'm mostly in cash. But in what world is a Euro travel restriction crippling other than for airlines? It's 2020, what can't be done online. Business will move on. Some of these fucking articles are retarded
>Cause a depression
Kek

>> No.17730884
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17730884

Here you go anons
https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/bF2YhJKiOfe1yimBc4XwOA
These are the Chinese treatment protocols. I imagine any company that makes anything used here will be worth a great deal of money

>> No.17730885

>>17730860
>clit
Cliff
Well that's unfortunate

>> No.17730891
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17730891

>>17730770

Shut up fag, be a retard buying the dip.

>> No.17730893
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17730893

NOTHING WILL EVER BE GREEN AGAIN, BULLKEKS

EVEN THE GRASS WILL TURN RED

>> No.17730894

HOLAA

DAX

>> No.17730915

>>17730869
Even cargo is banned you fucking retard

>> No.17730917

So why didn't swine flu JUST the market like this

>> No.17730929

>>17730917
do you know anyone who got the swine flu

>> No.17730933
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17730933

We are done.
Capitalism is done.
Economy is done.
Modern society is done.
JUST BECAUSE A FUCKING CHINK ATE A BAT AND PANGOLIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17730939
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17730939

Rate my pending orders.

>> No.17730941
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17730941

the fuck was that?

>> No.17730942
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17730942

>investing in gold is bad they said
>You are a retarded libertarian crockpot they said

>> No.17730943

THE STOCK MARKET ONLY GOES DOWN.

>> No.17730949

OK FAGS
STOP TRYING TO BUY AIRLINES AND CRUISELINERS

I’m eying PFE and VZ right now. PFE yielding 4.3%...

GOD DAMN BERKSHIRE IS GETTING CHEEEEEAAAAAPPPPP

>> No.17730951

>F1 is kill
>mclaren dropped out of ausfag gp

>> No.17730952
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17730952

@17730770
Awful bait.

>> No.17730960

>>17730884
>Chloroquine and remdesivir were “highly effective in the control of 2019-nCoV infection in vitro,” a team of Chinese researchers reported in a study published February 4 in Cell Research. >After China’s National Health Commission included chloroquine phosphate in its latest treatment guidelines for COVID-19 pneumonia, eight Chinese companies sped up manufacturing and supply of the drug, Shanghai Daily reported February 20.

Thank fuck i own it! Time to see who’s naked after the bull run.

>> No.17730964

>>17730917
World economy had worse things going for it in 2009 than a mild flu strain.

>> No.17730969

>>17730929

i dont know anyone who gots gorona

>> No.17730973

>>17730917
Because this one is genuinely dangerous and has the potential to kill off a large amount of the global population
Pretty much everyone in the entire world will have at least one family member or friend die to this
It also goes for the elderly more, old cunts take up leadership positions currently, governments and businesses can literally be killed

>> No.17730980
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17730980

>>17730933
I kept telling everyone, "just nuke the fucking chinks and save the planet, it'll literally solve majority of the world's problems" but no one believed me.

Well I didn't have nukes did I? Don't look at me for blame.

>> No.17730983

>>17730969
Give it 2 weeks and you will

>> No.17730996
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17730996

>>17730812

>> No.17731001
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>> No.17731002

>>17730942
My gold and gold miners getting fucked so....

>> No.17731008

>>17730915
They stumbled and clarified goods aren't.

>> No.17731011

>>17730809
> No responses
Lol how much you guys down?

>> No.17731015
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17731015

>>17730939
>BUY orders
Surely you mean shortsell orders? Right anon? Right?

>> No.17731016
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17731016

>>17730800

STOP! THIS IS NOW A GUCCI MANE THREAD, TO HAVE A GREEN DAY POST YOUR FAVORITE GUCCI SONG AND REPLY “THANKS GUCCI, I WONT GET LOST IN THE SAUCE” OTHERWISE YOU WILL LOSE EVERYTHING TODAY

https://youtu.be/KCil-kLGkvc

>> No.17731018

>>17730969
yet, ask an italian that

>> No.17731025

>>17730610
https://voca.ro/dlDqzaLsB28

>> No.17731028

>>17730980
I've been saying the same since I got redpilled on the CQ

>> No.17731040
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17731040

just don’t open the NYSE, today
Problem solved

>> No.17731048

>>17731015
Buy the dip says the increasingly nervous man for the 10th time.

>> No.17731053

>>17730941
FED pumping around the clock

>> No.17731056

>my grandma was born 10/29/29 on a particularly infamous Tuesday
>she got to grow up in a great depression
>she will likely die in one

STOP ELECTING REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTS!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17731062

>>17731015
Absolutely no bro. I'll take your cheapies and hold them for a year.

>> No.17731073
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17731073

Unstoppable, literally safer than gold.

>> No.17731075

We're way to red for open. Those money printers are about to go wild today. I hope you guys aren't cash because Trump will crash the dollar before he crashes the market.

>> No.17731081

>>17731053
this is DAX, i realise now i cut it off the screenshot

>> No.17731085

>>17731056
STOP SUPPORTING ISRAEL

>> No.17731091

exporting this disease was such a great thing for the chinese. They basically solved the romance of the three kingdoms problem by taking out the US without letting Russia take them out in a weakened state.

>> No.17731094

>>17731081
Hitler resurrection then

>> No.17731096

>>17730941
someone in the EDCB accidental pushed a button too early

>> No.17731098
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17731098

>>17730770
Holy shit you bought the dip KEK!

>> No.17731099
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17731099

>>17730722
>>17730738
2-week repo just closed, also massively oversubscribed. The banks and other players are screaming for liquidity

>> No.17731102

>>17730770
BUY HIHG
SELL LOW
see you in the field, feggitt

>> No.17731109
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17731109

SHUT IT DOWN DAHNALD

>> No.17731120

>>17731091
who's sima Ya in this scenario?

>> No.17731131

>>17731109
Heh. This guy eats boogers

>> No.17731133

>>17731099
give me a quick rundown on this

>> No.17731138
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17731138

I'm sorry bearbros for not believing.

>> No.17731142

>>17731016
THANKS GUCCI, I WONT GET LOST IN THE SAUCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mc-W8uAFpo

>> No.17731145

>>17731073
We gon make it KANGZ.

>> No.17731147

>>17731109

h-he's fast!

>> No.17731159

>>17731120
You think I know the chinese names?
Well that sounds chinese so I’ll guess china.

>> No.17731160

>>17730915
No it isn't you literal retard

>> No.17731161

>>17730701
Seeds. Fish anti biotics. Alcohol.

We are about to enter another great depression and I'm terrified

>> No.17731162

>born just in time for the boomercide plague
This is it.
The greatest wealth transfer in history is about to begin.

>> No.17731163

>>17730893
It's going to keep going down once we start seeing more climate change events this summer. It's the end of growth, we can no longer expect things to get better. The future is hell.

>> No.17731164
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17731164

>buy puts
>wait until israel works their jew magic and announces a vaccine to buy the dip

Stay comfy till then niggas

>> No.17731165

>>17731099
oversubscribed as in they're not printing enough?

>> No.17731180

>>17731085
STOP SUPPORTING TRUMP AND THE GOP SO WE CAN STOP SUPPORTING ISRAEL

>> No.17731190
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>>17731138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGGjXdlbW58

>> No.17731192

>>17731162
Becky ETF gonna pump hard after this.

>> No.17731196
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>10y yield falling
>crude oil falling
>gold falling
>crypto collapsing

Today will be horrible.

>> No.17731195

>>17731160
Doesn't matter, that's what boomers and normies think.

>> No.17731198

>>17730701
dragon dildos because you're about to be gape'd

>> No.17731199

>>17731073
Who or what is a Zimbabwe?!

>> No.17731201

>>17731164
Big if true

>> No.17731204

>>17730770
/pol/ and /biz/ are bros, reddit. Been this way for a long time.

>> No.17731212

>>17730722
>>17730738
Based anon

>> No.17731223

>>17731165
Oversubscribed as in they're getting so many demands for federal gibs they're almost not keeping up.

>> No.17731225
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>>17731161
fishmox is selling out quick glad I got some. It does nothing against the virus but you can get secondary bacterial pneumonia and that can kill you.

>> No.17731227

>MERS has no vaccine
>SARS has no vaccine

why do people think a vaccine is coming ?

>> No.17731226

>>17731165
Yes, there are so much more submissions of collateral than the Fed is accepting because of its caps on operations, see >>17730722 for the current schedule

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/repo-reverse-repo-agreements/repurchase-agreement-operational-details#monthly-summary

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>>17731159
>references Three Kingdoms
>doesnt even know who won in the end
pathetic gwielo

>> No.17731234

>>17731199
Wakanda in real life

>> No.17731239

>>17731099
>you’re giving me money to buy the dip, J? I’ll take it! I love buy and hold!
>t. Banks

>>17731162
They’re going to leave their money to their pets

>>17731016
Oh I love this guy!
He’s got the one about like
Nibbas iffy uh, nibbas got the stuffy uh!

>> No.17731240

>>17731098
Why do you think he is a bull?

>> No.17731243

should bulls just admit defeat and go long sqqq or is now the best possible time to ever buy upro?

>> No.17731248

>>17731196
Gold falling is just consequences of everything else falling, it's normal.

>> No.17731255
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17731255

>>17731040
Yes.

>> No.17731260

What digit we're gonna open?

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17731263

>>17731109

>> No.17731266

>>17731227
MERS wasnt human to human and SARs was only chink to chink, there was never a demand for their vaccines

>> No.17731267

>>17731243
It’s going to go both up and down so both. And buy lots of money.

>> No.17731268

>>17731196
*glorious

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>>17731133
see
>>17730722
>>17730738

Also this playlist / channel. https://youtu.be/thfJXeMzedc?list=PLdIZc_RaumFDlP041khqznqCOZrMsEgji

Also go to this thread in the archives https://archived.moe/biz/thread/16006742
Ctrl+F for OP's ID DqWJwyDo and read those posts in particular, but the whole thread is good.

>> No.17731274

>>17731227
I think they are making progress on one and pushing it through clinical trials rn

>> No.17731279

ECB jews will pump it

>> No.17731289
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17731289

>>17730722

>> No.17731297

any cheap options to buy at open for poorfags

>> No.17731300
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17731300

Question for you all. I have several puts that will be in the money at open thanks to panicked pre market trading. I'm new to this, would I be better off flipping these at open to capitalize on the chaos or should I wait for it to sink further later in the day?

>> No.17731301

>>17731056
>REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTS
Yeah cause that's the problem

>> No.17731306
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17731306

>AMD 41.63 premarket
FUCK I BOUGHT 44.18

>> No.17731309

Today is going to be a bottom out repeg your position down. Buy the cheapies.

>> No.17731312

>>17731266
Poltards are at it again.

>> No.17731315

>>17731266
Partially. There was demand while SARS was still spreading in China, but 1) the rate of transmissions was much lower so it faded away on its own without much outside intervention 2) vaccines were never publicly produced because it takes a long time to make them and they never had the chance to test on humans. There's no profit motive to create vaccines for viruses that aren't around, so when SARS vanished so did the research funding.

>> No.17731325

NO NOT MY HORSE BETTING WITH ADDITIONAL STEPS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17731330

>>17731279
Exactly this. Bought calls in the anticipation. Call me crazy.

>> No.17731331

>>17731056
Holy shit dude
Basically same here
I hope she makes it to next birthday and corona doesn’t take her from us ;_;

>> No.17731332
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17731332

>>17731073
>>17731199
>>17731234
https://twitter.com/cusackandrew/status/1238023350338883589

>> No.17731334

>>17731056
>STOP ELECTING REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTS
Cause Obama's bank bailout was so fucking awesome for everyone

>> No.17731336

>>17730652
Nope, inflation is running too hot and too high for more cuts

>> No.17731349

>>17731016
> Meanwhile in actual green world
>>17730809
The only artist to play for gains is Jay-Z. You can gauge the performance of my portfolio by how much Jay-Z I listen too.

>> No.17731351

big fucking moves inside DAX right now

>> No.17731356
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17731356

Are there any bulls left?
If so, have them killed.

>> No.17731358

Look at those dildos in DAX, crazy shit

>> No.17731361
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>>17731274
antibody dependent enhancement anon. SARS-CoV had it and in all likelihood SARS-CoV-2 has it as well.
The virus will use your own antibodies against you and kill you quicker.
Like I said last thread invest in those who make treatments like chloroquine and remdesivir.

>> No.17731360
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17731360

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PLEASE TELL ME IT WILL RECOVER

>> No.17731364

>>17731301
>every major economic downturn has had a republican POTUS at the helm
>pure coincidence

>> No.17731367
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Can't wait til open guys. This will easily hit the first breaker, possibly even clear the second one too.

>> No.17731368
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>>17731309
Just wait til the boomers hear about how bad their retirement accounts did this week.

>> No.17731371

>>17730477
lol, just the day after it goes green? i don't operate at a volume to really make alot of money day trading.
i'm more of a long trade-guy what if that shit goes to the moon some time after i sell?
btw, i'm the fucking moron who sold TSLA at $380 before the moon trip...
but i see your point.... i guess any profit is a good one but try telling that to my conscious

>> No.17731370

>>17730701
Rope

>> No.17731372

anyone else on The Squad's livestream? theyre saying they are working with scientists on a vaccine

>> No.17731374
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17731374

>>17731073
>World finance is crashing
>Zimbabwe is green
>Mugabe would be proud
Take dat wite devulz

>> No.17731375
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17731375

>>17731109
>>17731263
I kinda hope Ted is alright, I like his memes

>> No.17731384

>>17731332
He's going to make it.

>> No.17731387

>>17731204
No it hasn't our best friend is /fit/ we even go on vacation every year to Thailand

>> No.17731397

I'm so glad I put $3000 into GE yesterday. Fuck Trump for making this 100x worse than it already was. I will be voting for anyone but that orange retard.

>> No.17731398

>>17731334
Neither side has presented competency or real morality.

>> No.17731410

>>17731279
Lagarde is jewish?
Oh thank fuck I thought she was a diversity hire or some shit. Maybe she won’t fuck it up then.
>>17731301
Jill Stein and Gary Johnson would never have gotten us into this mess.
I bet you forgot they even existed... (I had to google it to make sure I got their names right)

>> No.17731412

DAX currently biblicaly shitting its bed

>> No.17731419

>>17731334
>The Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008, often called the "bank bailout of 2008," was proposed by Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, passed by the 110th United States Congress, and signed into law by President George W. Bush.

Derp.

>> No.17731429
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>>17731332
It's raining all of a sudden.

>> No.17731430

>>17731199
Occupied Rhodesia
We don't use the Z-word on this board.

>> No.17731431

>>17731397
We know who you are shill.

>> No.17731437

>>17731387
Pictures?

>> No.17731439

>>17731412
Mit dem Angriff Merkels wird das alles in Ordnung kommen.

>> No.17731441
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17731441

https://streamable.com/k51gu

The US doesnt have corona under control and this is only the beginning

>> No.17731445

>MODS STICKIE
MODS STICKIE
>MODS STICKIE
MODS STICKIE
>MODS STICKIE
MODS STICKIE
>MODS STICKIE
MODS STICKIE
>MODS STICKIE
MODS STICKIE

>> No.17731457

>>17731397
>Orange man bad! I’ll vote for an actual commie or the male Hillary before I vote for le Zion Don!

Kill yourself bootlicker

>> No.17731464

where we dropping boys? Perhaps another six flags short?

>> No.17731465

>>17731439
>>17731412
ECB decision

https://www.ecb.europa.eu/press/pr/date/2020/html/ecb.mp200312~8d3aec3ff2.en.html

>> No.17731470

JEROME is charging his spirit bomb.
Get ready for the biggest green dildo you've ever seen today.

>> No.17731472
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>>17731367
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17731475

>>17731445
Fuck the sticky all it does it bring in hordes of drooling retards who have no idea what they're talking about like you

>> No.17731478
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17731478

TODAY IS THE DAY LADS!

THE BIG CRASH IS HERE!!

>> No.17731482

>>17730809
>>17731016
> Who wanna bet us that we don't touch lettuce? Fuck 'em they hate a nigga loving his life

>> No.17731484
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17731484

MODS STICKY PLEASE, thank you for your time and service.

>> No.17731485

DOW SET TO OPEN OVER -1000 DOWN

>> No.17731486

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/testing-in-us.html

>the us tested eight (8) people on tuesday

>> No.17731487

>>17731465
I don’t speak Hitler

Translate this Goth vomit asap

>> No.17731489

>>17731387
This is accurate.

Fasting so I can buy all those sweet KHC’s

>> No.17731496

>>17731464
i am longing Dollywood

>> No.17731497

>>17731387
I thought /biz/ was in an alliance with /pol/, /k/, and /fit/?

>> No.17731508
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17731508

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17731507

>>17731487
its in english retard

>> No.17731512
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>+400% return on DAX short
wish i put in an amount that mattered

>> No.17731515

>>17731470
QE is coming

>> No.17731521

so /biz/... what to buy?

>> No.17731523
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17731523

>>17731410
Oh

She fucked it up.

>> No.17731531

>>17731470
The Fed blew their load too early, they have nothing to meaningfully stop this fall.

>> No.17731546

>>17731523
rates are alrady negative

>> No.17731547

BTC got obliterated this morning. For the past week BTC has kinda been a good indicator...

>> No.17731550
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17731550

Check out Boeing.

>> No.17731557

SPY will bottom out at $220 in about two weeks.

>> No.17731558

>>17731507
>the joke
>...
>your kippah

>>17731523
Oh no no NO U DUMB B*TCH NOO!

>> No.17731560

>>17731485
> More than 1500 points!!!
FTFY

>> No.17731565

Robinhood crash incoming

>> No.17731569

>>17731547
It's almost like people don't want to hold extremely risky and speculative assets during times of economic uncertainty, who would have guessed?

>> No.17731574
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17731574

DAX MINUS EIGHT DAX MINUS EIGHT DAX MINUS EIGHT DAX MINUS EIGHT DAX MINUS EIGHT DAX MINUS EIGHT

>> No.17731578

>>17731546
So what’s another cut going to hurt?
Besides their entire financial system.

>> No.17731581
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17731581

22000 soon

>> No.17731583

>>17731274
It was a SARS one, it got canned on animal trials since they developed massive pulmonary pathology that killed all of them, funding dried up before that since SARS died out for to successful containment
There's no way to make a vaccine for ADE viruses
>>17731410
Lagarde destroyed Argentina and the last of IMF reputation, I wouldn't trust her to not fuck shit up

>> No.17731589

>>17731486
Can't stop winning

>> No.17731593

>>17731560
It's time to panic

>> No.17731599

Is the ECB gonna save the day?

>> No.17731601
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17731601

Any suggestions for european bear etfs?

>> No.17731605

>>17731300
watch the market and time it. Expect a deep panic sell the first hour and then later that 200 Bil repo comes in, might raise prices a bit

>> No.17731610

Bought calls yesterday for spy that expire in skyrim fml

>> No.17731623

holy shit we are going to hit circuit breakers straight away

>> No.17731625

>>17731569
soon this will be their only option

>> No.17731629

Lagarde and Yellen make me hard

>> No.17731633

Convince me not to put it all into airlines and cruise ships

>> No.17731635
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17731635

THERE WERE LINKIES IN HERE SHILLING YESTERDAY! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAA LITERALLY WENT TO ZERO HAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.17731637

>>17731601
-2x EU50 and 2x shortDAX

>> No.17731653
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17731653

>>17731610
>Bought calls

>> No.17731657

>>17731610
>Skyrim belongs to the Nords.

>> No.17731666

>>17731599
No, they aren't doing shit. General take away is we are all fucked, and they don't have any resources left to stop anything.

>> No.17731675
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17731675

>>17731550
*engine sputtering and stalling noises*
*stuka diving sound*

>> No.17731676

>>17731482
>>17730809
> If y'all niggas ain't talking about large money...what's the point?
Yo where you been at son
> Putting myself in a position most of these rappers ain't in, I'm livin'
God Jay used to be so based

>> No.17731677

>>17731633
No. sounds pretty good desu~

>> No.17731679
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17731679

Is this the "Blacked Swan?"

>> No.17731687

>>17731610
>NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

>> No.17731688

i completely forgot I even had some crypto.

>> No.17731705
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17731705

Is this the big one?

>> No.17731714

Can you guys please buy some boeing stocks so I can at least break even?

>> No.17731717

>>17731633
Look at the 5Y for any airline and it's sideways. If they couldn't rise during the 11-year bull run, what makes you think they'll be a good investment now? Airlines will continue to go down for sometime for the same reasons that supply chains breaking down caused the start of this debacle.

>> No.17731718
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it was fun while it lasted, bull bros.

>> No.17731727
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17731727

>DOW JONES will be at high 21k today

DO YOU FEEL IT NOW MR CRABS

>> No.17731729

>>17731705
Great Depression 2. 0 BIG D ENERGY will commence tomorrow.

>> No.17731736

>>17731637

Tickers? Currently looking at DBPK. Doesn't really matter what index I just try to find cheapest fees.

>> No.17731749
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>>17730809
im fucking panic selling my calls

>> No.17731753

how fucked would we be if the market didn't have a circuit breaker on Monday?

>> No.17731754
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>>17731387
Das rite!

>> No.17731755

>>17731666
But they should have ammo left wtf have they been doing

>> No.17731759
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17731759

A HEART THAT'S

FULL UP LIKE A LANDFILL

>> No.17731761
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17731761

Imagine being this guy today, he posted this around ~6 threads ago or some shit

>> No.17731771
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17731771

>The bear will leave its cave forever

>> No.17731776
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>>17731729
>great depression 2: electric boogaloo starts on Friday March 13th, 2020
like pottery really

>> No.17731777

DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.17731782

>>17731736
A0MNT7, LYX0FV

>> No.17731784

Anybody grabbing inverse etfs?

>> No.17731792

>>17731635
oh my fucking god that's amazing. holy fuck they all deserve it so fucking much, fucking eat SHIT

>> No.17731794

Bros, when will silver and gold go up? Is it just being liquidated to cover margins?

>> No.17731801
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>>17731679

[furious honking intensifies]

>> No.17731806
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17731806

what are some idiot proof ways to make money in a stock market crash?

>> No.17731809
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17731809

Rate this strategy

>> No.17731810

>>17731749
At least you ran spreads. Some people didn't even do that.

>> No.17731812

>>17731777
Why are you ding ding dinging?

>> No.17731820
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17731820

>>17731777

>> No.17731822

>>17731776
> Friday the 13th 2020
Will it go down in history?

>> No.17731828

WHen to go back in SPY puts?

>> No.17731831

>>17731809
old people cant get herd immunity

>> No.17731832
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>>17731776
Maybe

>> No.17731834

>>17731806
Buying SQQQ two days ago when it was 22. I sold at 26 but I should have waited till today.

>> No.17731846

>>17731794
Yep.

>> No.17731848

>>17731784
>buy inverse ETF's
>stock market crashes so hard it somehow breaks through to the other side and goes negative, thus making you lose money on inverse ETF's

No escaping the Bogs fren.

>> No.17731850
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17731850

>>17731759
A JOB THAT SLOWLY KILLS YOU

>> No.17731852

>>17731784
Yeah. My target exit is 30.5-33 for SQQQ by end of week.
I'm not normally confident in it though.

>> No.17731855

>>17731809
10/10, that whole island deserves to stew together

>> No.17731856

>>17731809

Rick santelli secretly approves

>> No.17731857
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17731857

>>17731806
Invest in toilet paper

>> No.17731864
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17731864

>>17731777
>DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.17731865

>>17731809
With an r as high as 6 you need 83% of people infected to get herd immunity

>> No.17731873
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>>17731809
This has to be fake

>> No.17731872

>>17731810
its worse because i was running only puts until yesterday when i felt spooked about trumps statement and ran a spread. unlucky about the contents of what trump said but thats the market for you

>> No.17731874

>>17731777
>>>/out/

>> No.17731875

>>17731809
And Drumpf won't ban travel from UK

>> No.17731876
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17731876

>>17731812
cause he's an idiot that doesn't know the market opens at 09:30
>>17731822
god i hope so

>> No.17731877

>>17731809
millions dead/10

>> No.17731879
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17731879

I'm a retarded ETF investor. I'm down almost 20% and sold everything yesterday ($80k cash) because I thought it'd crash again but I was too scared to buy 3x inverse ETFs. At least avoiding more losses today with 100% cash but would have made everything I lost back.

Now I'll be too scared to buy it now since we're due for a random green day before it crashes again if the last few weeks are anything to go by.

>> No.17731880

>>17731410
>Jill Stein and Gary Johnson
Ron Paul wouldn't have but those two couldn't lead their way out of a wet paper bag, I'm sorry to say.
But I'm not exactly happy with the Republican party either, as soon as the left stops being antiwhite I can go back to being a blue dog but as it stands it's unreasonable for everyone to abandon the Republican party.
I really wish there was some kind of alternative, like a third position or something.

>> No.17731882

>>17730704
mostly shitting threads with tripcodes

>> No.17731886

>>17731873
It's actually the strategy Japan and Singapore are taking.

>> No.17731890

>>17731809
genuinely think the UK will end up being one of the worst hit. bojo and pals are completely retarded and are doing nothing to stop it. we are fucked beyond belief

>> No.17731891
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17731891

>>17731718
> Bears Simon says get the fuck up
> Cus shit don't start bumpin' till 12pm
> If you're tired of the same old bull every day you would agreeing
> Whether you riding the train or in a Lexus you can be bear
> This is for rollys to timexeses
Bears world wide
> GET THE FUCK UP

>> No.17731897

The market is going down too fast. There is going to be a mother of all counter rallies with the S&P 500 at the December 2018 lows.

If not, welcome to hell.

>> No.17731900

>>17731794
It's already going up. Market value doesn't define actual value.

>> No.17731903

I'm back from the supermarket. Literally all pasta, oil and rice gone. Yurofag btw.

>> No.17731904

wew the european markets are going to be down 10% today.

>> No.17731906
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17731906

CAC down 8.3%

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17731907

>>17731822
>Will it go down in history?
Yes, just like the stock market!

>> No.17731918

>>17731679
I mean we knew it was coming eventually... Just din't know exactly when. Then corona chan comes along as a catalyst. Wouldn't call it a black swan at all

>> No.17731923

DAX -8%
>DAX -8%
DAX -8%
>DAX -8%
DAX -8%
>DAX -8%
DAX -8%
>DAX -8%

>> No.17731934

just lost $100 with 40x bull warrant

>> No.17731939

>>17731848
The inverses are probably contract derivative types, so they don't work like actual stocks. Worst case scenario it would be a court case.

>> No.17731941
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17731941

>>17731705
GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS

G L O B A L F I N A N C I A L C R I S I S

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>>17731903
>I'm back from the supermarket. Literally all pasta, oil and rice gone. Yurofag btw.

Based Publix fully stocked.

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>>17731809
apparently italy took his advice

>> No.17731953

>>17731897
>There is going to be a mother of all counter rallies with the S&P 500 at the December 2018 lows.
Not until Tuesday at the earliest bruv

>> No.17731954

Why is DAX dumping again?
What did ECB do?

>> No.17731957
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17731957

TODAYS DROP WILL BE BIBLICAL

>> No.17731962

new
>>17731950

new
>>17731950

new
>>17731950

new
>>17731950

>> No.17731969
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>>17731809
>slow the spread
Good idea that is how you flatten the infection curve which is necessary to stretch medical supplies and keep everything in civilization working
>by not closing schools etc etc
that will spike infections and collapse their healthcare system
UK is going to get fucked by Corona-chan worse then Italy and Wuhan.

>> No.17731970

>>17731886
Japan closed down schools?

>> No.17731975

>>17731891
> Mic check I walk around the streets with the black tech nine in the waistline, picking out hype put picks.

>> No.17731978

>>17731872
Git gud.

Trump has been talking sideways since day 1 of this thing.

>> No.17731981

>GUSH was over a hundred last year
>now its going to be a literal penny stock

life comes at you fast

>> No.17731983

>>17731890
Obviously it's France. Yellow vests are still protesting.

>> No.17731987

>>17731900
>>17731846
Same thing with bitcoin or no?

Also, is silver a legitimate investment? I keep seeing people shit on it saying it doesnt correlate with gold anymore.

>> No.17731996

>>17731809
Based and cull-the-weakpilled

>> No.17732003

>>17731948
Nah Italy contained before they mitigated, Brits are still having footy stadiums full of people.

>> No.17732011

>>17731809
The point of the mitigations is not so stop the spread completely, it's to slow it down so the system doesn't get overwhelmed when everyone gets sick at the same time.
Without even basic mitigations they are fucked.

>> No.17732017

>>17731954
Declared to not cut rates

>> No.17732019
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>>17730722
Final tally is in.

$272.8 billion in liquidity demanded

Only $198.1 billion actually accepted

>> No.17732020

did we just pop the circuit breaker again?

>> No.17732023

>>17731941
>leftypol on /biz/ and the stockmarket general
For what reason?

>> No.17732027

>>17731954
>Why is DAX dumping again?
nothing of importance

>> No.17732037

>>17731954
Literally nothing.

120B injections until the EoY.

>> No.17732038

If I was a Europoor, I'd put out a little nimble in the European indexes today before the close.

The ECB didn't cut rates because they knew that the governments were going to institute a massive fiscal package to combat the virus. The market is going to rally when this is announced.

This is a flash crash akin to 1987. Remember that. If Corona evaporated tomorrow, the markets would go straight back up.

>> No.17732045

>>17731948
italy is in lock down now, only shops open are the one selling food and medicines

>> No.17732066

>>17732045
Amazon is still doing deliveries

>> No.17732092

>>17731777
Just because Robinhood has a white background doesn't mean the market actually opened. I used to think the same thing too

>> No.17732155

>>17731981
Can scoop it up cheap then

>> No.17732164

>>17732092
/biz/ in a nutshell

>> No.17732168

Jesus, almost every international market is down at least 7%

This is the big one

>> No.17732209

>>17732168
Holy shit.

>> No.17732210

>>17730701
Nothing, literally nothing. Sell everything you can and buy bullets, food and supplies. This shit is gonna be 1929 level bad. Literally a once in several centuries level bad. Expect the dow to collapse below 10

>> No.17732291

>>17732209
Brazil down 13%

Imagine being Brazilian AND your savings vanish

>> No.17732340

>>17731809
Based and Battle of the Somme pilled.

>> No.17732368

>>17730858
Yea everything died, crypto, precious metals, and the market. There is literally no safe haven other than maybe just being in cash. And even hyperinflation looks probable at this point. Go be with your families, call into work. Shit is about to change our lives for the foreseeable future. Goodspeed anons its been real. 12 years on this piss filled ocean of a Slovakian turnip growing forum and this is how it ends. Keep buying high and selling low.

>> No.17732377

>>17731987
Silver can spike hugely once in a while from what I've seen in it's timeline. It's pretty cheap too so I won't loose much even if it didn't rise high.

>> No.17732522

>>17731987
It's a good hedge but I wouldn't put everything in silver obviously, it's price is kept down as it has a ton of industrial uses, when supply problems hit silver spiked to $50 a oz in 2011.

>> No.17732616

>>17732020
Yep.

>> No.17732758

>>17731809
kill em all

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>>17732758
>-7%
YFW

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>>17731809
>virus can't spread anymore if everyone already has it
10/10 galaxy brain there