/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17727185
I wish Ron Paul were President

>>17727185
DAX recovering. Bull time now.

Did someone forget to turn the power back on at DAX?

Why does everything moon literally the second after I sell? It happens literally every time. Am I being watched and used as some sort of cue signal? Who's doing this and why? It's freaking me out.

>wake up
>check news
>Trump just single handedly crashed the economy again

*faint brrrrrrr in the distance*

>>17727197
why not Rand?
fucking Ayn Rand be better, and I s'pect shes ded awhile

>>17727201
Please tell me what you're about to sell so I can buy in

Why is the dow gaining?
Nothing has changed so why?

>>17727198
But it's not tho...

>>17727216
PPT

>>17727198
>dümp eet

>>17727207

https://youtu.be/B-zHH8UX3L4?t=102
>there is no circuit breaker, it broke. the circuit breaker broke

some guy on cnbc live stream just said he'll be getting activision cheapies
is this guy unto something? shadowlands hits this year but I'm not sure about this one, looks worse than bfa desu

>>17727216
ECB meeting in 3:30 hours...massive intervention incoming.

>>17727217
>>17727228
Stop ET. My longs are getting killed

This HAS to be the bottom for LHAG. No way earnings report will spook them as bad as a 30 day grounding of a main route right?

>>17727233
buy square stocks

>>17727232
just imagine that's fed in this scene

>>17727233
Wtf why? That sounds like a terrible idea, out of all cheapies getting Activision???

> SQUAWK BOX IS TELECOMMUTING THEIR ENTIRE BROADCAST
I knew today was gonna be good, but there was no way I could have expected this.

>>17727216
(((Fed))) pumping

>>17727198
least you'll die an optimist anon

>my bank broker has a deal with US broker and can only have x amount of listings and has to remove/add companies as demand dictates
>they don't have SQQQ, in fact, they don't do US ETFs at all because no boomer retard ever heard of them so they never added any

Goodbye gains. Write me letters from the orbit guys.

>>17727207
Did he say anything more other than the travel ban and loans?

>>17727272
9.866 now, bottom has been reached. BUY NOW

>>17727282
what country?

>>17727233
New Overwatch, new WoW, new Diablo. Plus WoW Classic. At the current rate of in-game content consumption in Classic, I'd be surprised if the TBC Classic wasn't announced at Blizzcon as well. It's a shame how terribly they botched WC3 Reforged. That would have been another solid feather in their cap, if we disregard quality and only focus on generally positive product launches.

A lot of their development has been behind schedule and they haven't released much of note recently, apart from Classic last summer. This Blizzcon will likely be massive in terms of announcements. I can see his case for upside.

>Pump it

"DAX has broken down"
thats all they have to say, lul

https://de.euronews.com/2020/03/12/dax-sturzt-ab

>>17727295
Poland.

>>17727255
All gaming stocks are worth getting because they'll get a boost from all the quarantines

>sold my SQQQ at $25
>got in on "cheapies" day before yesterday

we're going to drop below 23k today, aren't we?

>>17727303
Kek

>>17727198
>this small event that is contrarian to a macro outlook lines up with my detached sense of reality towards the situation the post

Would now be a good time to restructure my portfolio? I only have 2k and some change in the market right now. Restructuring I 'd have to eat some losses (2 of them currently hitting 100+ loss) but on the other hand I may be able to get in on some more valuable long term and stocks.

>>17727297
I was so excited for WC3 and I could not be more disappointed. It came with classic access with pre-order, 10x better.

> Tfw markets still not open

>>17727331
this is not the bottom

Is the DAX going to reopen or is that just the end of it?

>>17727216
Might be short sell orders populating.

At what price will the circuit breaker hit today?

>>17727303
>>DAX has broken down
>The traders have broken down and are now just screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA on the floor
FTFY

>>17727297
Have you seen how abysmal their conferences have been going? Like literally, "wow you guys don't have phones to play our shitty Diablo mobile game?"

Seriously, those guys have fucked up so many times that is literally what I expect now.

>>17727331
>Restructuring
>Portfolio
>Long-term
>2k
>>17727332
This man has the right idea

>>17727343
Hoepfully not. Time it with the upcoming ECB announcement and I am early retired.

>>17727343

ID: GG

DAX confirmed for not reopening

>>17727233
>trusting anyone on CNBC.
I had to turn them off because they were wrong so many times. They just populate the program. It's not effortful programming.

>>17727243
it might not spook them, but honestly it all comes down to corona, if this drags on for too long you might see airliners going under, one thing for sure, it's not going back up any time soon, you'll have enough time to go in

>>17727331
Wait.
https://www.macrovoices.com/guest-content/list-guest-publications/3551-a-real-macroeconomic-plague-march-2020/file

>>17727352
DAX right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_9XBWgO2LE

'Cheapies' has got to be my least favourite word on /smg/

>>17727350
2549

>>17727359
>>17727332
>>17727257
> Tfw when so tired because no sleep so posted wrong screenshot twice
This is my current position.

Guys... what the hell was BAC telling me to do? How can I still get protection?

>What to use to place those protective trades? The VIX is near levels not seen since the global financial crisis, making it a less-desirable hedge than longer-dated volatility that hasn’t yet reached such heights, the strategists said. They recommend S&P 500 and Russell 2000 Index December 2020/December 2021 forward-starting variance, which looks at volatility between two dates in the future and is often captured via a swap.

>“Such tenors of vol have started to wake up to rising risks in recent days but remain well below fourth-quarter 2011 or second-quarter 2010 stress peaks,” the strategists wrote. “This lagged response function of longer-term vol is typical in fragility events, until risk is deemed to be systemic, not transitory.”

>And if BofA’s feared risks don’t materialize to sink markets further, such longer-dated trades will also allow for time to exit should equities rally, the report said.

>But investors shouldn’t count on that, the strategists wrote, emphasizing that protecting against potential further downside is a must for anyone in the markets.

>“With the virus crisis likely still in its early stages, and as investors wake up to the fact the old playbook isn’t working, hedging against further downside is not something investors should ignore,” the strategists said.

>>17727240
Ohhhhh boy I forgot.
QE coming... should I sell the premarket 0.000001% pump in case investors are disappointed by whatever the hell Lagarde does?

>>17727297
>this blizzcon
You’re assuming it won’t be cancelled

>>17727257
FUCK SERIOUSLY?!
That one who came in after traveling to Italy... what the fuck was he thinking?

>>17727233
boomers are just thinking that people will play video games while in quarantine. I wouldn't listen to anything CNBC people say though, they were dead wrong the past two weeks lmao.

Joe and the Boot edge edge looking millennial are chimping out at each other on CNBC

>>17727233
post link

>>17727233
>>17727332
>>17727357
>>17727297
Soros bought into Blizzard.
Plan accordingly and prepare short positions

>>17727357
They're going down in rep and quality like Bethesda. Let the vidya crash. It needs a cleansing too.

>>17727337

>>17727233
It fell more than it should've earlier in the year because of the dumb WC3 thing, it's bound to go back up with their upcoming releases. I was holding a decent chunk of them before this bullshit started.

Did the tripfags finally off themselves?

>>17727240
what can they even do at this point? interest rates are already so negative because they never raised them after the last crisis

>>17727415
Faggot joe been saying millennials won’t be able to handle the virus because they didn’t have it tough like the boomers and this is all their fault.

I used to like him but he can’t get trumps dick unstuck from his throat.

>>17727403
They are hiding it absurdly well with cameras and graphics, but the blonde bitch no one cares about opened by saying they are all in separate locations...(an actual awkward pause) as we will be in sometime.
> But don't worry, we're going to do exactly what we always do!

>>17727427
I hoped they did.
If not, the amt. of people they fucked over will

>>17727430
Actual QE
>>17727441
Pffft yikes
The world is going to hell and I’m too late to sell...

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead

>>17727430
Inject a few billions, helicopter money and helping with credits / debt for companies.

Short term swing upwards

>>17727282
>>17727295
American ETFs in general vanished from most shitty Euro brokers 2 years ago when the some retarded EUSSR directive hit.

>>17727416
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>>17727435
Honestly, he's fucking annoying with how he treats Andrew. I don't even like Andrew, but anything he says he just jumps down his throat, and he NEVER let's up. It used to be mild entertaining banter, now it's full on toxicity with shouting matches almost daily.

>>17727332
A lot of people were. I think it would've marked a great positive trend for them: Classic (huge hit, massive increase in subscriber numbers, a lot of whom also bought into Retail) -> (potentially positive, but wasted opportunity) WC3 Reforged -> simultaneous release hype for OW2/D4/TBC Classic during Blizzcon this year.

>>17727357
They're fucked as a company. The heart and soul isn't there anymore. But they've got a massive number of releases coming soon, and if time has proven anything, idiots will consume the shit Blizzard puts out even with the background of negative press.

>>17727403
If there's still Wuhan aids going around during the fall, we have got a lot bigger problems on our hands.

>>17727418
I've followed Soros into a few positions now and have made money. Take that as you will.

>>17727430
EU is going full japan route they'll buy stocks, they'll fuck up economy even more.

Whats an easy stock app for put and call options for euro fags.
De giro doesnt let me

>>17727467
based, thank you

>>17727435
poor Becky caught in the middle

>>17727476
Well really I think it lowered the chances of a D2 Classic revamp, which if done right for them is easily a money faucet. I'm thinking they're saving that for when things get tough for them, though it could have a lot to do with D4 and not wanting to split the fanbase.

>>17727474
Andrew's a fucking idiot tho

Does anyone know why the DOW isn't going below 22,366.9 these last few hours?

>>17727388
same. keep in mind there's tons of fags on every board now. word got out that /biz/ is fast with identifying gems.

ITS OVER YOU FAGGOTS
THATS IT

to all euro compalining about the lack of puts and shorts ,why dont you just short crypto since its been following stocks

>>17727441
Wait you don’t like Becky?!
>>17727474
Agree.

Is joe STILL pretending it’s not a big deal and trump is doing a fine job?

I can’t believe I bought into this scam coin.
I’ve always known trump was a fuckup, I took my eye off the ball and now I’m paying the price.

>>17727490
>tfw no toilet demon gf
I need gab therapy now.
But I also need to get my shit together and get a real life...

"You might be killing your grandad if you don't do it, that's how serious this is"

> We are getting breaking news...there are signs of a rush for cash..
Ooooh boy Andrew dropped the hammer.

>>17727487
trade republic or lynx

>>17727520
What does this mean

>>17727365
brrrrrrlin

>>17727523
Ty

Why do indexes like brazil or india drop by huge amounts when places like canada or the states drop by less?

>>17727520
Who

>>17727525
it was the future you chose

>>17727525
Ooh anon, I don't wanna ruin the surprise for you ;)

>>17727509
Shanghai gives no fuck

>>17727519
That’s exactly why I’ve been so cautious. That’s the truth though, you carry it without showing symptoms, and it kills 80 year olds like a flamethrower.

>>17727520
Wew what?
Oh fuck
Is this really happening?
Oh I thought you were saying it was a bank run. This isn’t that level.

How often do markets follow the direction set by futures?

>>17727539
Because theyre filthy mexicans

>>17727500
Checked. They probably want to avoid splitting their dev resources more so than the fan base. They've already made it quite clear with their house cleaning and then hiring-on of more development staff, along with the press-leaked project cancellations, that they're trying to avoid stretching their dev team thin at the moment.

OHHHH BABBBYYY.

MY PUTS $$$$$

>>17727557
9/10 times

>>17727539
they don't have fed printers

redpill me on Tedros, what's his endgame?

>>17727516
You're right scapegoating Bad Orange Man for a worldwide pandemic will contribute to sanity and stability during a panic

>>17727557
Flip a coin

>>17727552
Kek their gov can force chinese traders to trade how they want.

>>17727568
Wait, do places like Germany or Canada have BRRRRRR machines too?

>>17727461
Holy fuck I hate EU even more now.

O нeт нeт нeт нeeeт /pycбpoз/ чтo нaм дeлaть

DOW futures just hit the circuit breaker.

RUN ON THE BANKS
LIQUIDITY CRUNCH NOW

>>17727539
brazil and india indexes are composed of smaller companies so they are more volatile. US and CAN indexes have huge corporations like microsoft and exxonmobile, which don't drop 10%+

>>17727569
Make China stronger, by the way don't wear masks.

Okay frens give me cheapies to look for scooping.

I already have delta, boeing, trivago in my sights, what else?

>>17727591
They already hit it once.

>>17727552
>DJ Shanghai

>Futures.

>>17727207
in all honesty: what the fuck else is he supposed to do in this situation? anything he does to try to help is gonna be seen as a "SHIT JUST GOT REAL SELL EVERYTHING" moment, so what do you do in his position?

seems like a damned if you do damned if you don't kind of situation to me. you keep saying everything is fine and you maybe prop shit up for awhile until all hell breaks loose because you didn't do anything to prevent it. you openly do shit to prevent it, everyone loses their minds and it crashes the market. in all seriousness though, what SHOULD he do, that would both fix this mess and also not cause panic selling? i seriously would love a proper discussion on this topic here.

>>17727569
He released the virus to get more funding for WHO. Come on this is basic drama plot

>>17727589
Putin has reserves you guys are probably gonna have it better than most

>>17727572
God damn this is good bait

>>17727591
S&P 500 has to hit 5% not the dow, But SP is very close.

>>17727557
I hope you're not asking for today, markets are already open for premarket and they're fucked.

>>17727322
>Below 23k
You mean 20k, right?
>>17727509
>VIX at 60
I said this virus will have huge effects from the start, but its starting to get ridiculous. We should bottom out sooner than later I hope

>>17727588
I'm definitely looking to get out of here in the mid to long term (next 10-15 years at the latest)

>DAX frozen, all US futures frozen at -5%
just holy shit lmao

>>17727589
God bless my grandma for teaching me russian. Get fucked vlad.

>>17727589
Taм oбьём тopгoв oбщий зa гoд мeньшe чeм y HACДAКa зa нeдeлю,тeбe лyчшe зa pyблюм cмoтpeть нaдo

>>17727630
>>17727588
I used to hate Canada but at least it isn't europe.

I still want to move to the states (and will) but damn, europe sounds awful.

>>17727608
Nah don't bother, people here hate him with such a retarded passion that they think they could handle the situation better. Some people here seriously view the world like children >>17727288

>>17727638

>>17727608
He could have given a well thought out and clearly planned stimulus package. But keep suckling on the balls of your orange dictator.

So, how low are we going by the end of it? SP 1800?

>>17727660
>stimulus package
fucking lol

GUYS WHAT DO I BUY??

I have about 60k to use

>>17727655
ah, i see.

>>17727313
poland has brokers with trackers/certificates that replicate that stuff, sometime with even higher leverage
mine has 20x inverse s&p500 lmao. no idea how the bank can afford to pay that shit out.

>>17727660
Oh yeah like what Einstein? Wtf are you going to stimulate during quarantine other than that small cock of yours?

You seen that bear? FUCK him!

>>17727654
Anon you're going the wrong way, meet me in the far northwest corner of Canada and we'll fuck off innawoods.

Frankly after this fucking display of competence from Trumpf I wouldn't be surprised if the Bond market gets BTFO as well just kill all the markets senpai fuck it

>>17727670
>Lol, le free market will save us guys :DDDDD

>>17727602
Literally fake news though
https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=https://www.huffingtonpost.jp/entry/wudu_jp_5e5f0300c5b6732f50e9db2a&prev=search

>>17727608
>what the fuck else is he supposed to do in this situation?

Do nationwide testing that was never rolled out, screen at ports of entry that never happened, not lie off his ass like it was contained which never happened.

Watching his election chances melt away by the day is absolutely glorious.

>>17727691
Careful what you wish for anon.

>>17727681
Maybe stop buying into the hype of the virus? But no, retards gonna retard. It's over faggots. killing myself tomorrow. 19k in the next 3 days.

>>17727343
Dax is closed? I just brought some german stonks

BREAKERS ABOUT TO TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17727343
>>17727708
DAX OPEN AGAIN

>>17727520

Already got £1,000 out last week

>BREAKERS HAVE BEEN TRIPPED
>BREAKERS HAVE BEEN TRIPPED
>BREAKERS HAVE BEEN TRIPPED

>>17727233
This is retarded. Most vidya companies were banking on the new Xbox Series X and PS5 to release this year, for Christmas. This shit flew right out of the window, and they'll be left with games in current development to not be released when the should have. Delays will wreck them. Ironically, only Nintendo is safe from this. But even they will get hit by the defying environment.

Is Blonald Glompf sick?

The DAX never closed as far as I see

>>17727608
it would have been a great moment to say: see, i was right about borders. i was right about china and iran. let's close all borders for now. and also let's abolish the IRS. also, let's standardize gas prices for all states at $2/gallon. lastly, imagine if he banned naked short-selling for 30 days. freeze all short sellers. you can only buy or sell stocks you currently own. they banned naked shorts in 2008 iirc.

real, concrete shit. instead, he read a speech written by braind-dead ivanka. i guarantee you that she wrote it, there's even a moment during the sound testing, where she points at something on a paper to remind him what to say. Trump's on thin ice right now. yeah it's not his fault but he's not doing a great job calming the masses. many of whom are probably wondering, why the fuck are there so many chinese in our country? you know things are bad when people are panic buying toilet paper.

What would biden winning mean for the market?

How are things since BLACKED Monday?

> Italy completely shut down
> 0% central bank rate
> France riots
> Germany trade volume at ports shut down by 40%
> Virus predicted to infect 50% of the population Merkel Says
> Deutsche Bank bellow all critical supports
> Most EU countries have huge debt and no safety cushion

It's all over for the fucking EU. There is no possible way it doesn't collapse into some catastrophic shit after this

>>17727692


> In particular, the evidence suggests that direct measures — tax relief for households and firms, and programs such as Medicaid that target families with low incomes, little wealth, and a limited ability to borrow — have contributed more to GDP growth than direct federal expenditures or project aid to state and local governments


https://www.philadelphiafed.org/-/media/research-and-data/publications/economic-insights/2017/q1/eiq117_did-the-fiscal-stimulus-work.pdf?la=en


Stop being gay

>>17727736
Milkies

Nintendo will have to deal with shortage problems though, they already had them before the virus crisis.

>>17727676
Huh? Like which.

>>17727608
Uhhh
I would’ve bought the tests instead of letting Korea buy them all up, and used them LIKE HIS EPIDEMIOLOGISTS WERE SAYING. I would’ve thrown money at 3M and Honeywell to make masks to ease people’s concerns.
I wouldn’t have directly contradicted my own experts and started bitching about pelosi and rate cuts. Christ man if you think he’s been making the right moves then nothing I can tell you will convince you otherwise.
Anytime he’s criticized people just jump on the “orange man bad” meme and the “it’s her turn” shit. Why has Korea been testing thousands and we’re not testing a soul.
>>17727684
I’m increasingly thinking this. At least they have “innawoods” in the frozen tundra. Maybe I can get some of that iceprincess pussy.

I would’ve told Americans weeks ago, not “hey we’ve done better handling this than anyone, it may not happen here” but literally anything else, “I’ve got our best minds on this, we need to be careful because there’s so many unknowns, but if we allow some inconveniences we can keep this from becoming a problem.”

>>17727751
I'm worried about Canada too, the country is completely divided and I'm worried we might fracture.

Difficult times ahead.

>>17727747
Nothing except when Republicans control both House and Senate. Biden and Trump are both Zionist stooges

10 year Back to 0.69%

blumpf is finished.

>>17727751
Lagarde will just put printer go brrrr

>>17727755
>GDP growth is important
>a posteriori economic analysis

I don't know about you guys but I am READY FOR SOME LOW INTEREST LENDING.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17727751
they'll just take advantage of the crisis and fully adopt globohomo gommunism under the guise of saving us

>>17727751
>Poland spent emergency crisis money (would be useful now) on paying boomers bribes
>kung flu infections doubled from 22 to 47 overnight
That's it lads. We're done here.

>>17727608
We all know a US outbreak is inevitable, this travel ban doesn't solve anything, it just ruins the economy, it's just a power play to make it look like he's trying to save America. It's to save face so he can get reelected.

Basically we're getting jerked around in the market because Trump wants to pretend to be a strong leader. Fuck that shit.

>>17727655
Yes, with my understanding of market mechanics, I could have handled it better. Also, since I'm not retarded and know how to talk to people, I could also more successfully reassure the public.
>9PM: 0% PAYROLL TAXES COMING TOMORROW WOOOOOO PRESS CONFERENCE AT 530PM SEE YOU THERE BITCHES
> 8am the next day- eh, we're not there yet. Definitely still doing the press conference
> 11am does an absurdly dysfunctional and unorganized not to mention entirely impromptu pointless press conference
Market fucking tanks
> Doesn't show up to 530PM press conference, sends pence to tell press to go home.
Don't get me wrong, Congress has been just as bad
> Nancy Pelosi set to unveil massive economic stimulus package
> Well..actually she unveiled an unveiling of an unwritten economic stimulus plan...
Literally all of their plans now have already been priced in. They're all hopeless.

>>17727736
Activision might take a hit, but the Blizzard side is set for a massive amount of releases in the coming year or two, and those are all PC. Blizzard will be the money printer for Activision for a while.

Guys, please, suggested stocks or etf's I should buy at the bottom?

>>17727792
enjoy losing money for it to be babysitted by the big banks

I hate how right el Arian was...

I WANT TO GET OUT
BUT WHAT IF WE GET A FUCKING VACCINE OR SOMESHIT?!

>>17727736
>>17727759
Wait what? So the ps9 is definitely not happening?

Fugggg what do I do with my NTDOY and SNE!!??

>>17727751
yeah and on top of it the migrant crisis is heating up again at the greek-turk border. however, this leaker says EU will fair better than USA. and he called everything else perfectly (stocks drop in march, biomed will pop).
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/241674007

>>17727796
No they're fucked. There is no more physical resources or money left for any gay communism at all we are way way beyond gay communism

>>17727813
A vaccine isn't coming in many months

>>17727811
SQQQ and right now or you're too late.

>>17727297
>>17727233
Activision is a mobile gaming company now. CoD mobile is their biggest chashcow now. Their "big" console/PC releases don't really matter.

>>17727824
Years actually , there has never been a coronavirus vaccine because they defunded the sars research.

LMAO HUGE dump on all Cryptos.

>>17727813
They said weeks ago the absolute earliest for a mass produced vaccine is a year and a half.

>>17727824
> CNBC "A vaccine could take all the way until the end of summer!"
Oh my summer child, winter is coming.

>>17727586
Europe is brrrrrrrting at 0% interest for years because mario draghi is a whoreson

>>17727813
>BUT WHAT IF WE GET A FUCKING VACCINE OR SOMESHIT?!
100% months away, else trump would have immediately announced it already.

>>17727813
Vaccine will take a year at least

>>17727841
That many successive releases is still going result in massive profits.

>>17727824
You mean years

>>17727802
Are you seriously implying the markets wouldn't have tanked? Or tanked as hard? Because honestly this whole shit has less to do with the virus itself and not the market using it as an excuse to correct itself after being on the longest and most ridiculous bull run.

>>17727817
money can be printed and it's not true gommunism without plunging everyone into poverty

GOD DAMN IT PLEASE MOHAMMED “don’t buy the dips” TELL ME WHAT TO DO SHOULD I FUCKING SELL??!!???!!!

Did he just say we’re going to dow 30k? Or 30%? Or what the hell is he saying?

>>17727804
Fuck.
Well said.
Yes they’ve all done such a shit job...

>>17727586
Yes but the EU hates BRRRRRRRRing because they want to keep inflation really low

Is it too late to invest in /biz/?

EVERYBODY STAY CALM
DO NOT PANIC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17727287
No but he read of a promoter in such a stilted and weird manner that everyone thinks he had dementia, is scared shitless, or has the fucking Bat AIDS himself, or some combo of these.

He also suggested payroll tax cuts only which neither party supports, doesn't target the problem, would make the deficit hit $2 trillion this year with cuts disproportionatly to the rich who won't spend, and would require selling so much paper that the repo market will totally collapse again.

Basically retarded solutions put forth with no confidence.

Bitcoin down 18% today

bros...my money...

Mumu? Mumu? Are you okay, Mumu?

Bongs must be pretty happy about being out of the EU
Holy shit that move just became ever better

What the actual fuck just happened to crypto?

>>17727885
> Money can be printed
Not gonna work not gonna do shit if it did anything they'd be doing it Australia just got BTFO doing that

Holy shit Mohammed. Paints a very dark picture.

But the financial markets he’s basically saying v shapes extremely steep recovery. He says not to sell the good shit hit what the hell do I know is the good shit?

I’m selling everything and buying back lower tomorrow. Maybe?

>>17727896
Germany just announced they may not

So, when does this turn into a financial crisis? Surely some banks or insurance companies have some dead bodies hidden in their closets

should i sell my spy calls on open or just hold?

>>17727914
Anon, I couldn't be more relaxed...>>17727391

>>17727950
>Germany just announced they may not
SOURCE

Took ten minutes for Bitcoin to drop below 6000 from 7000.

>>17727930
Until they get more of the virus from americans traveling to the UK and viceversa

>>17727928

>>17727824
>>17727849
>>17727858
>>17727864
Are you all idiots? Complete and utter morons? Stay with your stocks and options, or better yet do something that most investors and traders do, market fucking research.
If you look closely, you'll notice that this virus is very much related to SARS. Practically cousins. Where is the SARS vaccine? It doesn't fucking exist. It's been almost 15-20 years and there is no vaccine. For a very good reason, every vaccine that has been tried ended up killing or debilitating.
And don't fucking post the Jew news about a vaccine being months away. The Jews have no answer to this golem they made. It's going to bite them in the ass hard.
We're going into a bear market and you're going to like it.

>>17727957
strike? expiration? will anyone even buy them?

Does anyone have the link for CNBC live? or any other stream?

>>17727990
3/20 276

VIX BACK TO 62

Holy shit Becky trying to justify to Mohammed the telecommute thing
>well what if something were to happen to one of us... uhhh someone’s gotta report the news right?

>>17727963
Hehheh may not care about balancing the budget right now, may be fine with a defeceit.

>>17727811
A geared index ETF and a dividend ETF

>>17728008
Sell on a pump if you got the balls.

>>17727987
The hope is that the massive funding that is going to research is gonna ultimately produce results.
And jews are not the only ones that said they are creating a vaccine.

>>17728047
yea i'll try, i bought in when SPY was at 271/270 so i think i can get in the green with 1 pump

>>17727878
That's assuming they will be successful. Their biggest recent core gaming success was a re release of a 15 year old MMO that they told their audience before they don't want.
Overwatch is just a content update that they release as a separate game because their current lootbox model isn't profitable enough.
And if more countries start legislating lootboxes in games it will completely tank their profits.
They sank a lot of money into HotS esports and then killed it, and Overwatch League looks like an even bigger disaster propped up by fake views. At least here they are burning other people's money through franchising though.

>>17728084
Who cares if they have a vacchine right FUCKING NOW. It takes AT LEAST 6m to see side effects

bloomberg is literally confirming Marxist Labor Theory of Value right now.

>We have more production than consumption.

>>17727520
True, I started pulling more money from my bank account last weeks

>>17727684
>>17727772
>far northwest corner
>iceprincess
Nigga the only women that live in the 'far northwest' are alcoholic scags or boomer women that got dragged along for their husbands mining job. Nobody beautiful lives up there.

>>17727773
We're at a really awful spot where the last four years of "leadership" has made it nearly impossible for anyone to want to invest in Canada, complete with natives used by environmental groups to further their agendas.

If the oil price war continues Alberta is gone, and with that comes a lot of defaulted loans. People that live in Toronto and the Maritimes don't really understand where the money that pays for their social programs comes from, but they're about to find out. I don't think old Greybeard has the luxury of waiting until conservatives get elected to give them the honour of stripping away non-essential expenses as is custom. He may actually have to be an adult for once.

>>17727743
honestly they should just ban short selling in general.

>>17728018
Is aussie/Asia dividend etf a good idea? Looking at it since this shit started

>>17727955
It already is

I just made ATVI order for 100 bux.

Do I cancel it while there's still time?

>>17728154
Shush
I had a qt Albertan egf for a bit.
Not actual egf though, I can’t be tied down.

>>17728111
Doubt you'll be green. A pump MIGHT mean less losses. The bullish investors are fading more and more with each passing day. Meaning the scales are tipping more and more.

What does the DAX index do?

>>17727811
what bottom?

>>17728154
Yeah, I'm kind of sad the recession came, I wanted to move to the states but I guess I'll need to wait for another bull for a company to sponsor a CS guy down

>>17728198
What part of Alberta. Athabasca or Peace River area? Nowhere else is "north" or "west"

DOES ANYONE FUCKING HAVE A LINK FOR CNBC!

DOES ANYONE FUCKING HAVE A LINK FOR CNBC!

DOES ANYONE FUCKING HAVE A LINK FOR CNBC!

DOES ANYONE FUCKING HAVE A LINK FOR CNBC!

>>17728156
That's outrageous. That's called a centrally planned economy then. Short sellers are engaging in an active part of price discovery. It just so happens whatever retarded stock YOU own is worth a hell of a lot less than you thought

>>17727987
I'm a moron that shorted the market since early January and will continue to masturbate to this date. never reply to me ever again faggot.

>>17728207
Trading sideline until the ECB announcement

>>17728207
It's crabbing after a dump.

>>17728084
That is a false hope. It's going to take a mad scientist genius to cure the fucker and if they make a vaccine for this they can make a vaccine for the common cold, which is also another kind of virus, usually the rhinovirus kind.
Throwing money at the problem is not going to create a vaccine for this much like throwing money over the past few days is going to stop the market from dropping. Those dumbfucks that became guinea pigs for a trial vaccine in the USA are going to be very dead soon as well. That move is desperation right there, a real Hail Mary pass. There is a good reason the clinical trials are always long and in phases, and I'm not optimistic about what they're doing.

new to inverse stuff....DWT a good bet for the short term?

>>17728228
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

You could at least try to find it faggot

>>17728223
Eddytown
Nice little shut in gamer... that I haven’t talked to in years

HOLY FUCK CRYPTO HAHA

>>17728120
I think in the near-term, they will be profitable releases. I completely agree with you long term regarding the state of the company and its business practices. If I were to go in, I would likely hold only until the financial impact of the releases starts coming in and gauge at which point to exit starting then.

>>17728199
With every drop i get more bullish
We are at -30% now, more than half of the drop should be over by now
It hurt but i need cheapies to make up for losses

>>17728295
Thanks, I did try but I am getting ready for work

>>17728229
>market where shortsellers can't profit off of misinformation and actively drive prices down
I'm not sure you know what a centrally planned economy is, but making it so retards can't fund bogus research and bomb companies with fake news to make a few bucks doesn't sound half bad.

>>17728310
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A SAFE HAVEN THO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17728271
I'm skeptical too but i was implying that the funding and interest is way higher than it was for SARS, i'll believe it when i see it working.

>>17728280
>oil based ETFs
No no no no stay the fuck away from oil ETFs, oil prices will not go down or up for a while.

>>17728271
The reason we don't have a common cold virus is because there are far too many strains out there. It's possible but it would cost trillions of dollars for something that's ultimately not very dangerous.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I GOTTA SELL MY VISA AND MASTERCARD
MY L3HARRIS
MAYBE EVEN MY LOCKHEED AND COSTCO

FUCK FUCKFUCK SHIT EL ARIAN HAS BEEN SO RIGHT AND HE BASICALLY SAID WERE NOT PREPARED UNLESS WEVE SEEN ECONOMIES SHUT DOWN IN PLACES LIKE SUDAN!!!!!

Guys... should I just dump premarket?
Market sell at the bell?

rip crypto rip travel industry

>>17728367
> Tfw sold all my link at 3.13
Late, but still profitable.

>>17728310
>What do you mean my imaginary currency that's actually more like a stock loses value when people want actual money for safety

NOT SO FAST

>>17728380
sqqq on open for that dip

>>17728320
We won't be bullish for another few months probably. I could see a sideways/slight uptrend after though.

I too am looking for a buy in spot but haven't found it yet most things considered. Even my puts I am narrowing out on.

>>17728310
>Imagine a random buy order at 0.001 for 10$
>Wake up with 10k$

>>17728388
I would, this is going to get much much worse.

>>17728130
>Marxist Labor Theory of Value
You'd have to be retarded to confirm this...

>>17727231

>>17728386
Cure the common cold or vaccinate for the common cold and you'll have Japan by the balls. They're big on colds.

But they told me crypto was digital gold ;(

>>17728456
Well I guess 30 year investors are fucking retards then.

>>17728476
you could have bought a gold ETF.

Oh shit I forgot I had some BTC for shit and gigs.
Suddenly it isnt so funny to have $100 of nothing internet tokens...

>>17728427
SQQQ gap up has come and gone in pre-market. The past few weeks, there's been about an hour to two hour lead time after every gap up open wherein SQQQ dips before getting close to the bottom of the day.

Heh, DIS at 100.30 pre market now. If this holds or falls more by 9:30 I'd buy baby buy if you were so inclined. Consider: the high was 151.00

>>17728440
Loving the state of the /biz/ catalog right now.

b-buy the d-dip h-haha.. !!

>>17728486
>investors being retards
Take a look at the market right now, it's way more than 30. Seriously though, anyone who has studied economics can tell you why karl Marx's Labor Theory of Value is too retarded to even begin taking seriously.

Holy shit marines make up your mind.

>>17728535

>>17728476
>stocks are cheap
>people choose stocks over crypto
>crypto gets cheaper
Its all connected

>>17728553
That you t-baby?

>>17728569
Dawg, why are you responding to NEETs who don't even trade?

>>17728569
When people on Bloomberg start confirming Labour Theory of value, you know the time for capitalism has come.

Is it time to start buying yet?

I am considering

- Shell
- United Airlines
- Boeing
- Uber
- ?????

Who do I need to consider?

>>17728197
>Activision Blizzard is unscathed the last month
the fuck? if any company deserves to tank it's Blizzard, the piece of shits

>>17728553
>buying DIS ahead of the mulan flop

>>17728569
And yet here we are: An economic climate plagued by a crisis of over production. In which innovation has driven out labor and forced the profit rate to fall to zero. This is the exact reason why we had a stock market built on nothing but speculation and prayer; it is why we are in this mess to begin with. Because capitalism drives productive forces over seas where labor is cheap.
I would love to know what economists you are talking about, because, it surly isn't the retards here at /biz/ loosing their life savings right now.
No amount of meaningless platitudes or fart huffing of your own ideology is going to save you now. The writing is on the wall.

>>17728632
boomers are heavily investing into gaming stocks

>>17728631
If you think oil isn't going lower you are delusional

>>17728540
Think overall the market will be sinking so might be able to come out ahead a small amount. Other than that it's waiting for things to bottom.

>>17728631
Travel bans and all countries nearly on lockdown.

>Buying airlines
Lol

>>17728632
When people have to stay home for the quarantine they will spdend more time on video games

>>17728659
I am not buying right now, I am just looking at companies that I want to buy in the future once we bottom. Do you have any other suggestions I should look at?

>>17728631
I would avoid airlines for the next couple of months. This is only going to get worse. Do videogame companies and necessities/staples. And don't look at GME, they're cheap for a reason, the company is trying to reinvent itself from bankruptcy.

next thread hurry up

>>17728631
Airlines better be for the uber long son

>>17728685
>>17728696
I am not really trying to buy what will do well during this panic desu. I am trying to buy what will recover and do well in the long term when things return to normal ( whenever the fuck that is)

>>17727660
Or maybe he could just not have done precisely what he correctly critiscised obama for doing, on a much larger scale all the while bragging of record new highs

>>17728736

>>17728736

>>17728736

>>17728631
boeing is down because they just pissed away money on research for jets that kill people, outsourced the work to pajeet and were surprised they crashed. it is going down further.

Uber does not make money, will not make money, and will have a more difficult time because of the virus in the US. Remember, gig workers don't have any protection, but they're not going to drive infected people to the hospital or anything. Plus, nobody is going to go anywhere if certain cities have to shut down.

>airlines
>shell
Dude it's only begun just fucking wait, its not even a day after flights are cancelled for an ENTIRE MONTH from europe. Some companies literally might not survive.

>>17728658
The first company to turn a variety of e-sports into e-Olympics is going to make bank.

>>17727681
The supply side shock is obviously not his fault but it does say alot about the system in general that a few months delay in supply lines causes this much damage

>>17728750
See

>>17728729

>>17728367
https://youtu.be/bUtHcVzs1c0

>>17728654
Try to sell people on a labour-based economy without the overarching authoritarianism inherent in communism and you might have a chance. You also have to realize that you, and every other retard that posts on twitter for 8 hours a day will be doing some form of manual labour and not "getting paid to think".

Unless you think the USSRs system of paying farmers 8 rubles for a bushel of wheat and selling it for 300 in the city was 'fair' in some way.

>>17728659
It isn't, unless you mean stocks.

>>17728631
Airline companies probably have a way to go yet, at least until we get away from the isolation/quarantine phase and into the mitigation phase of the virus. The past week has only just seen a lot of fresh quarantines pop up in the West.

>>17728666
I'll probably just wait until the small dip to pick up some more. Same with UVXY.

>>17728781
Wait for the virus to start clearing. >>17728750 is correct.

>>17728729
You want to invest and reap profits say 10 years from now? I always look at debt levels of a company first before looking at anything else. But I'll tell you this. Buy Pepsi and Cocacola.

>>17728654
>>17728626
You retards should look why the whole Marxist Labor Theory of Value doesn't hold up in the first place and you might as well be saying the markets are red because it rained today. Please go read a few books on economics and realize why people don't consider Karl Marx an economist as much as a philosopher. Or don't because I don't care what you faggots believe because I'm riding UVXY right now and have already made over 2 grand before the markets have even opened. Please make like a communist and kill yourselves.

>>17728632
>wanted to invest in ATVI but chances of them skyrocketing suddenly to break through the retarded buy+sell fee of 20 bux is unlikely

>>17728794
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Someone got cucked!

>>17727211
His son is sell out shill

>tfw managed to sell stonks last week before the huge dump but inflation will now eat the rest of your money

>>17728861
>not having physical gold

>>17728861
>he didn't buy gold and silver with his stonk profits

>>17728843
Invest in telecoms. Gamers will always need internet.

>>17728889
>>17728892
reminder that gold also lost value during 2007/2008 crisis

>>17727589
Pidrillo.

Why do many of the people in here not know what a fucking put or call is? Puts on DIS for mid-April is more than likely going to be a money printer. The stock will continue to trend down, and it will drop like a rock after they announce American park closures due to the coronavirus. The virus is going to continue to spread, and Florida is bound to get hit hard by it since the state is filled with people dirty mongoloids who don’t know what personal hygiene is and old people.

It’s the beginning of a bear market. Stop catching the falling knife like a fucking retard, and start profiting off of the fall in stocks by placing puts. The market is up for the day? Go ahead and buy some puts a month out on some stocks you know are going to keep shitting over the course of the month.

It’s much easier to pick losers than it is winners right now.

This, this is a good feeling rn. Thank You to the anon that told be about options 2 days before Christmas, I rode the bull market up with calls on QQQ, and this bear market down with puts on Tesla.

I made back triple my losses on shitcoins like Harmony, I took a 50% loss on all my crypto.

Turned $500 into $20k
>21 years old
>I make $15 an hour

Best of luck to all my anons today, remeber don’t rope, just double down.

>>17727435
>I used to like him
cringe

>>17727516
>I’ve always known trump was a fuckup
You're clearly retarded.

>>17727620
dilate, leftypol

>>17727692
Stupid commie.

Guys I bought INO call for 8 yesterday and CODX call for 12.50. Opening is going to be so nice today.

>>17727783

>>17727837
We're not anywhere near the bottom of this. This is just the beginning of the recession.

>had 150k in 401k
>now 108k
>will be sub 100k end of week

I'm tired of winning guys.

>>17728130
>being a retarded commie

>>17729079
I love options trading. The potential gain far outweighs the potential loss if you play it right. Just gotta make sure you don't get screwed over by whichever app you're using not updating to the correct price in time for you to sell. That's happened to me too many times.