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>VIX 62
>VIX 62
>VIX 62
>VIX 62
>VIX 62
>VIX 62

Making money today and I couldn’t feel better about things :)

>BROKE THROUGH SUPPORT LEVEL
BROKE THROUGH SUPPORT LEVEL
>BROKE THROUGH SUPPORT LEVEL
BROKE THROUGH SUPPORT LEVEL
>BROKE THROUGH SUPPORT LEVEL
BROKE THROUGH SUPPORT LEVEL
>WE FREE FALLING
WE FREE FALLING
>WE FREE FALLING
WE FREE FALLING
>WE FREE FALLING
WE FREE FALLING

Almost made it,
Crypto mania,
FED pumped stocks, long calls on $TSLA
Life was NEET here, Happy as can be,
Portfolio full of Link, and good old BTC,
TENDY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
GOODBOY NEET, PLEASE MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME, TENDY ROADS

All my money,
lost together,
stocks and crypto, going down the gutter,
doom and gloom, boomers gonna die,
futures on fire, corona going worldwide
TENDY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
GOODBOY NEET, PLEASE MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME, TENDY ROADS

I've got no choice,
have to live life as a wagie
taken from me my NEET life away,
Working for Mr. Goldberg, I get a feeling
That I should have stayed NEET, not slave away...

TENDY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
GOODBOY NEET, PLEASE MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME, TENDY ROADS

TENDY ROADS, TENDY ROADS....

>>17726159
Is now the time to load up on SQQQ?

>>17726159
dow is flirting with -5% again
also fucking hell euros just dropped hard in general
DAX crashing towards -7%

WHAT

IS
B*LLNIGGERS

>Warsaw about to be quaranteened
FUG

>DAX going full 1945

>>17726176
blessed

DAX GO TO 9'500 PLEASE

OH FUCK IM FINALLY TOO LATE TO SELL

WERE GONNA OPEN TO CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>>17726169
IM STILL HOLDING SVXY
THIS IS INSANE


AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

IS THIS THE CAPITULATION PART???
HOLY FUCK

What do I buy in today's fire sale lads? Don't say TP.

>>17726159
> Tfw when 0 chance of taking that nap now

Money will be worthless soon.

>>17726183
Fuck, dodged a bullet there.
Source?

>>17726202
I think we may see panic today

AAAAAAAAHHHH MERKEL SAVE ME

>>17726204
SAY IT WITH ME

A

A

L

>db at 5.5 euros

OH NO NO NO
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO YUROBROS

>>17726207
Charge your fucking phone faggot

Should I convert all my CAD to USD?

lost in the DAX meltdown

how do you predict the bottom here?
should I watch the news and look for positivity, as in there is a vaccine, medicine or the spread is contaminated?
right/

mother

what buy now and sell mid/after ecb meeting?

>>17726208
maybe it was always worthless...
maybe we should have spent our time accumulating memories and experiences with each other instead...

nah wait fuck that

>>17726207
imagine if RH is down all day tomorrow again and you can't cash out
that would be crazy haha

OH NO I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THE DIPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>17726226
Greta will save us. She is person of the year, remember?

>>17726226
short that bitch

Critical support broken on the SPX. We're unironically fucked. Bear market incoming, 1-2 years long.

>>17726207
To comment on this more, I've had several anons criticize my picks, yet I will go ahead and post my gains once market opens. The AAPL put alone will nearly triple.

Why is AMD crashing so slowly, my puts are expiring soon...

>dow futures down 5%
Please fed step in and save this please

>>17726236
bottom? what bottom?
DAX crashing through 7% like a battering ram. God I love europe panic hours

>>17726226
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME LAGARDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm betting the circuit breaker trips 5 minutes into trading again

>>17726226
wtf i love Poortugal now

>>17726260
THEY HAVE ALREADY PRINTED ALMOST A TRILLION TOTAL THIS WEEK, EVERY DAY

>>17726245
> Imagine cashing out on a Thursday
Trust me, I'm pissed at RH, but I had to move quick so didn't really have time to open a TD account yet. Tried webull for 2 days, and it's fucking horrible.

>>17726200
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17726261
I mean very long term.
2020 year range

>>17726268
EUROPE DOES NOT HAVE CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>it's still going down
POWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>17726260
they've been stepping in like it's fort sumter, anon

>>17726282
how is europe i've only been watching the australian and US markets.

the All Ordinaries here in australia have had two 7% drops in a week for the first time since the 1987 crash

>>17726282
>>17726268
I MISUNDERSTOOD IN MY EXCITED STATE, SORRY, YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT S&P 500
YOU ARE CORRECT

tfw
>no 401k
>no stonks
>no real estate
>just cold hard liquid cash ready to take advantage of depreciated assets

>>17726282
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>17726277
Explain to me why I shouldn’t panicsell on a Thursday. Tomorrow.

>>17726286
why haven't they hit the fucking breakers?
It's supposed to hit breakers at -5% for futures right fucking stop the bloodbath

>>17726209
Not official yet, but my source was correct about previous decisions of the government take it for what you will.
Supposedly there's community spread in the city.

What's getting hit the hardest by E3 news?

>>17726282
THIS IS THE FREE MARKET, NOT SOME COMMIE NATION LIKE THE US

UMM CIRCUIT BREAKERS???????

>>17726292
>i've only been watching the australian
are you suicidal?

>DAX -7%

>DAX -7%

>DAX -7%

>DAX -7%

>DAX -7%

burgers know whats cooming

>>17726303
are they asleep or something?

>>17726306
Who gives a shit about e3, everyone's crashing no matter what

VIX ALMOST 63

Do the yurpoors not have circuit breakers installed?

>CIRCUIT BREAKERS BROKEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17726300
Simple, can you name an event that is possible tomorrow, with Congress already admitting tonight, that they will not have a bill on the floor anytime soon? What event do you think is going to switch the momentum? It's going to carry right on over to Friday, no one is going to hold on Friday after the last few weeks. I plan on selling some of my more absurd picks like the Russel, but I'm holding most of my positions until Monday.

>>17726319
Wiemar republic tier inflation?

>>17726319
Where do you see that? It's -6% currently.

>>17726333
NO
CIRCUIT BREAKERS ARE FOR COMMIES AND FRIGHTENED BULLFAGS

>>17726282
Why does Europe not have circuit breakers but America does

Is it because of Jewish influence in America?

>>17726159
I fucking went short x10-x20 sp500 and dax Yesterday.

Jesus i am making cash right now

thread theme
you guys know the lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjVkXlxsO8Q

>>17726296
Same but I feel fomo towards shorts

>>17726352
youre looking at futures mate

>>17726326
>>17726315
>>17726303
I'm not positive, but I believe breakers end at 4am for futures when premarket opens, similar to how market breakers end after 3 something PM.

>>17726352
are you on tradingview? they have a 30 minute delay or so
https://www.investing.com/indices/germany-30-chart

>>17726159
what the fuck do I buy now aaaaaaaaaah
so cheap yet so risky

Aw shit, looks like I missed out. I'll put this 10k in my bank to some use someday

>>17726318
It does not look I will say. The Prime minister announced a stimulus package targeted at businesses so that they're able to hold onto employees and also welfare recipients as they funnel money back into the economy quickly (that's the thought process behind it anyway)

18 billion dollars of stimulus was just announced and I believe at the time it was announced the all ords was at -2%, after that it dropped to -7%

>>17726333
No, we're about to see the reason why they will be.

>>17726354
google black monday newfag
the original one
>>17726362
all indexes have been flirting with -5% now so we'll find out soon enough

>>17726305
Hm.
I know for a fact that Sanepid covertly gassed a school clean in the dead of the night in my smol masovian town due to a suspected case among the staff.
So far no official statements though.

>>17726255
You have too many eggs in one basket, anon. Also you’re fucking poor ahahahahaha enjoy your 4 figure gains lmaooooo

>>17726354
Maybe because 1987 was worse in the US

>>17726370
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I wish I was more knowledgeable about the stock market FUCK

>>17726361
>>17726364
thanks that was it

>spotify playing Way Down
based

>>17726383
>>17726373
Pretty sure it's Jews.

>could have made a fortune by holding DAX puts
paper hands are holding me down ;_;

The dow is back under -5%
Please let this be the big fed pump, if we can just get it stable again until the virus is less serious that would be good

> Fell for the 'monday is peak panic' meme.
> Bought oil and bank stonks while secretly laughing at normies who didn't take this chance
>Down €1.200 just 72 hours later

What are some video game stocks?

>>17726382
I definitely am, but after tomorrow I'll be a bit less poor. On Friday, very likely could be low end 5 figure profits. Too many eggs in one basket, okay anon, what are you bullish on right now?
> Yet another criticism of my absurdly profitable positions
> Yet again, 0 positions posted themselves
Again, not shocked.

OH NO BULLNIGGERS WE GOT TO COCKY

>>17726399
buy cheap ones after ECB meeting

>>17726404
the big fed pump was around midnight when we peaked at like -680 after climbing from this level
I wouldn't hold out hope m8

ppt-sama onegai

>>17726280
I really, really jumped the gun on this one I'm so sorry
if it's any consolation I'm not selling and will do the giga-average and Death Posture if necessary in the coming weeks

I like anime feet. What stonk should I buy?

Why are amerimutts so defensive about the fact that they are rootless non-white subhuman mutts subservient to their Jewish masters?

It's 2016 again for the Dax

>>17726428
We only appreciate 3d feet in this thread.

>>17726404
They already pumped a hundred billion in last night, they're gonna straight up pull the plug soon

>>17726236
Bottom will be when the dominoes stop falling. Corona was just the finger that knocked over the first domino.
Corona forces mass Chinese quarantines
Quarantines disrupt supply chains, disrupt travel, disrupt oil demand
Reduced Chinese oil demand makes it easier for Russia to push down the price
Disrupted supply chains reduce revenues for any company that has China involved in their supply chain in any way (all of them)
Causes stocks to crater
Cratering stocks may push DB into bankruptcy
Etc. Etc.

How long will it take for the dow to recover to 29k?

>>17726404
Christ you people are idiots. So many people in these threads have said this, and so many people have pointed out in response
> Hey retard, you do realize the fed doesn't pump the market, but simply provides liquidity?
The market is fucking tanking, after the FED has been doing the same thing for years, and you believe the magic solution is some more liquidity?
> Because banks would never enter short positions!

>>17726346
I don’t get it. Everything you’re saying points to selling tomorrow morning. You’re hope is that congressional action over the weekend will push us back to levels above the panicking on Thursday and Friday? They can’t stimulate away a recession and virus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CurN2Fg-2E

>>17726444
If DB does go bankrupt, what will happen?

This is DRUMPFS FAULT ISNT IT? Any burgers awake?

>>17723240
>guess i'll take a week to study each airline fundamentals
>the bull/call rush after corona chan will be intense
Don't bother. This is worse than 9/11 and 9/11 bankrupted all major American airlines

>>17726404
Sorry to tell you, but FED injections are over the night and each day increasing with no effect.

Wait until companies are going bankrupt and ppl are getting fired left and right

>>17726405
>bought dip yesterday

>>17726444
>not mentioning KSA devauling their own oil to grab a bigger marketshare
Corona is only a part of the reason this is happening

>>17726462
Stayed up to watch the carnage
and unironically it is given how futures only tanked after his speech lmao
also dow back below -5%, ppt ran out of gas

EU investor here
I don't think i can short anything. Is that normal?

>>17726459
2008 on steroids

HERE

WE

GO

fuck bullfags
how can you think you can just get magic free money out of fucking nowhere for the rest of eternity
of course it was going to come down eventually

>>17726457
Oh anon I'm sorry, I haven't slept and misread your comment assuming you were on the short side with me. I mean, what are you in and how much are you down?

Dax - 7,10 it's over goys

SharePol going all out tonight

>>17726429
I don’t know what that means, I just know the next move will be dramatic, but not if it will be sustained or followed by a pump. But things are looking pretty damn hopeless I don’t see a reason for vlad and mbs to take the boot off of our throat.

I didn’t see your response earlier, thanks for all that horrifying info, but the other stuff is reassuring! You two sound close, I’m glad you got that peace of mind.

Where is the next support level on the indices, O chart analysts of /smg/?

>>17726469
I haven't even sent my next stack to TDA, just so I don't get tempted and buy in too early

>>17726479
there's nothing to short, you're too late and everything's cratering except VIX, and that's not a good thing

>>17726226
Based PSI20. All on JMT.LS now.

>>17726479
I don’t see certain countries in the EU locking down it’s citizens like Italy, i just think they’ll let people die at this stage it can’t be contained here but people still need stuff so there’s buying opportunities ofc.

>>17726496
What do you mean with that?

EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EMERGENCY


DAX HALTED?

>>17726507
The Netherlands is straight up just not doing anything. The government is just hoping people will stay home themselves and that organizations will call off their own events.
We will get hit very hard, more than other countries.

Ooooh boy, you know who is probably going to get fucked the most come morning? SQQQ is pushing 29...they're going to rebalance. Remember when you're messing with leveraged ETFs, when it's doing very well is when they lock in profit to cover leverage and match prospectus.

>>17726489
Uhhhh a lot of things. SVXY is a big ouch but I assume the vix can’t stay this high for long. NTDOY, SNE, LMT, MRK, are all pretty big positions... but also some KO, PEP, COST, CLX, REGN, JNJ...

>>17726236
Dji will hit 8k

>>17726479
Yes our day has come vixbros

>>17726514
It means pool's closed, nigger, you should have shorted all the airlines before orange man fucked up.
Lufthansa is down 10% just today

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET BULLCUNTS
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET BULLCUNTS
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET BULLCUNTS
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET BULLCUNTS
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET BULLCUNTS
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET BULLCUNTS
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET BULLCUNTS

>>17726539
Dude. I am 80% short Dax x10 and SP500 x5. Chill Dude.

>>17726516
Is there even a circut breaker for the Dax?

>>17726521
I mean, it's tough, it really depends if you're a trader or a long term investor. I don't invest passively minus my 401k. If you hold for long enough, you'll come back. If you need the money to ensure some period of safety, remember at the very least your losses will be tax deductible next year.

>>17726516
AHHH, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

Britbongs, why aren't you putting your money in the Football Index?

DAX CIRCUIT BREAK

DAX CIRCUIT BREAK

DAX CIRCUIT BREAK


Apparently they have one, for 3 minutes trading is halted (source: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aussetzung_des_Handels))

>>17726507
I live in the baltics, and they just announced 16 cases an emergency meeting will discuss closing off all schools for 3 weeks probably combining with spring break

Personally I know that when Sweden is designated as a risk country, we will get an influx of cases just because of Tallink, pic related Sweden - Latvia (a cruise company) Will be fun watching their value plummet

>>17726554
The music has stopped, anon.

>>17726560
but its been 15 minutes already

AH?

Why isnt the dax moving?

>>17726516
>>17726554
Hitler's come back to life and nationalised all the companies.
DAX is now REH

fed is officially giving up lmao
still no fucking circuit break either

>>17726517
Same with Germany and France. The whole region will get fucked.

>>17726532
Glad I bought UVXY. Oh well guys, it's been fun shit posting with you guys.

>Italy closes most shops and restaurants as coronavirus death toll jumps 30% in 24 hours
>30%
mama mia

>>17726552
I don’t NEED the money, but I hadn’t thought of just how dark the next 10 years could be economically. And the rest of my life might be, going by present station.

Sounds like I should panicsell at the open desu. Maybe use those funds to DCA down on some of my favorites on Friday or if they get smashed, tomorrow.

>>17726566
WELL NOW THAT WE KNOW THE MUSIC HAS STOPPED, WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT IT?

>>17726569

"Der Umfang des Preiskorridors wird nicht veröffentlicht, damit sich die Marktteilnehmer nicht hierauf einstellen können."

So basically, we don't know when the circuit breaker will apply because they aren't telling us.

>>17726494
I love my parents! I feel like I have a much closer and more positive relationship with them than like 95% of families get, rough times we're in.
On the bright side VIX is with 100% certainty mean reverting, it WILL go back down under 15 sometime in the next... year. Once SVXY starts making even 1% weekly gains for months at a time I'll be feeling a lot less disturbed.
>>17726495
Some interesting cases for 2630 on the ess and pee, after that 234 seems like it could be in the cards. Frightening.

>>17726577
negative rates

>>17726519
Extrapolate please.

>>17726560
oh that's actually kind of cool that there is a circuit breaker but they don't tell you where

I think I'm gonna start collecting cheapies after today plays out. How much lower can SOXL go?

I don't think the investors know why they are panicking.
They are panicking just for sake of it

>>17726597
In dem Satz davor steht doch 3 Minuten, Hans.

>dow futures stopped
>DAX stopped
What's going on?

>>17726609
"Panicking just for sake of it" is a part of the market as well

>>17726577
>>17726599
guess I'm wrong, dow officially hit the limit down, s&p and nasdaq definitely not far behind

>>17726607
Don't be stupid. Friday isn't going to be recovery day. It will keep lowering

>>17726609
That's the world right now, anon
>inb4 just a flu

>>17726597
>when, not how long

Bis du behindert?

>>17726597
>>17726603
based boys, but what about the time, its already 20 minutes
hope it dumps when open again

>>17726609
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>17726613
>everyone stops and takes a breather to figure out why they are panicking.

>>17726613
They pulled the lever, kronk
Cant have everyone go into famine all at once

>>17726445
~5 years

>>17726577
It has to be as I said though I can't find anything on it, I just don't get the sense in stopping futures when the market is open.

This is the reason

Fuck I should have put it all on TVIX again.

>>17726570
Dax has breakers too but it isn't public when they hit

>>17726609
There are some rational and some irrational reasons to be panicking right now. Corona is obviously filling the headlines, and the uncertainty of what it's ultimate effects will be in the US is a huge factor. How much damage "should" it do? 10%? 25%? Nobody has an answer.
Saudi-Russian thing is both enormously petty and very real monetarily.
Nebulous notions of deleveraging, liquidity problems, lending, etc. are both completely hazy in what they might mean and very much in my opinion the most ultimately significant. BA getting in a credit crunch and drawing down 20% is horrifying.

> CME CLOSING TRADING FLOOR
HOLLLLLLY SHIT YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET

>>17726648
Not gonna lie it feels awesome getting this right for once.

please guys buy us 20+ bonds or im ruined

Live footage from ECB and Wall Street

STOXX50E isnt halted, practically the same as DAX int terms of movement

>>17726660
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17726623
yeah, that's more than a little strange...
But probably nothing to worry about, better buy the dip, am I right?

>>17726445
About tree fiddy

>wake up
>everything is -5%
>S&P and NASDAQ futs still going
uhhhhhh

> Tfw soon you will be able to buy SOXL for under 100
I'M GONNA CUM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K05sxfa4zdM

what would make up a chadfolio right now, /smg/?

Did /ES just limit down then immediately reopen :o

>>17726683
Really hate that gap shit in premarket. Doesnt give you a chance to close positions before it's too late.

>>17726586
Mama Mia spaghetti

>>17726647
We'll see how well Japan and Singapore's "don't test don't tell" is gonna hold up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
Thread theme?

>>17726667
>all those bulls right now getting justed

I'm just gonna reiterate because I'm going to laugh at the suicides so hard at open, but if you're on SQQQ try your damndest to get those sold premarket.

>>17726704
>Japan
with some luck it should sharpen their population pyramid again

>>17726694
>those asians on the right
heh

>>17726647
>hey that isn't so
>log scale

>>17726694
Just all in UVXY right now.

>dow shook off breakers and is gaining some ground
Are we back?

>>17726734
>gaining some ground
>-5.2%
lol

>>17726609
>>17726658
korea's streets are literally empty right now, this shit hasn't even peaked in western countries yet, normies are still saying this is a nothingburger. italy is the best example for this, they are way too late already. literally ask normies in the US if this is a threat.

>>17726734
> Pretending this will hold
Lololol.

>>17726609
It's rational too sell knowing other people will sell too

>>17726693
>all those actors i've seen before in one scene
>Jeremy Irons and Spacey
looks cool, should i watch it?
i need something to wash the taste out of my mouth after The Big Short

>>17726722
>yfw Nikkei finally reverses a 35 year downtrend after this is all over

>>17726740
Italian dottores are telling to stop treating the elderly and focus on ppl with higher surviving chances.

It's over.

>>17726740
but the percentage of actual death are nothing
it's all hype and fear. No real serious life threatening threat.

>>17726734
Yup, you are a 100% right everything is back to normal now.

>>17726159
What's the best way to yolo 100 bucks right now? I'll do whatever one of you guys say

>>17726734
it's a pump

>>17726734
>Are we back?

Kek, that shit's going to hit the circuit breakers just as fast as monday when it opens

>>17726763
Short DoJ with x40 leverage

>>17726763
you could probably buy up the entirety of Boeing for $100 now

>>17726333
Free Markets don't have circuit breakers
or central banks artificially pumping shit day in day out

>>17726721
explain how rebalancing cucks you

I'm thinking we're back boys.

>>17726763
Buy entertainment devices for use during lockdown

>>17726763
Go all in on volatility ETFs like UVXY and TVIX

>>17726792

>>17726785
kek

>>17726730
Whoa, why this? It used to be 8k in 2016, what happened?

Should I use this $100 on a cheapie or buy animal crossing to help pretend I have a normal life when lockdown happens?

DAX you alright?

>>17726410
Cope

>>17726792
But Bobo what are we going to do when there is nothing left to short?

How do I short human life on planet earth?

>>17726812
buy a gun to kill yourself

>>17726791
Are you serious? Do you think you get more shares or something when it rebalance to a share price, way, way lower?
> Hint: You don't.

I don't even know what to do with this market. Place a limit order for Delta at 38 and AAL at 13.50 and go back to sleep?

/biz/nessmen of USA! Of Europe! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the sellorders of Men empty, when we forsake putd and close all types of short positions, but it is not this day. An hour of bulls and excercised calls when the Indexes of Men go rushing to moon, but it is not this day! This day we short! By all that you HODL dear on this good earth, I bid you short, Men of the West!

>>17726816
No idea why it will not open again. Maybe they're protecting DB, it's down another 8%

>>17726808
It keeps having reverse splits so that's why it looks like that. This is not something you hold for the long run, just while the market is shitting its guts out and bleeding to death.

>>17726819
short toilet paper

>>17726758
6.8% mortality rate in italy

>>17726757
no friend, it has not even begun, and it will be glorious

>>17726817
> It's a cope to admit your poor but simply point out you're making a lot of money today.
> Still no position posted.
Shocked, oh so shocked.

>>17726462
This but unironically. The fascist senile old retard is going to ruin this country.

>>17726842
Kek, then shit is really going to hit the fan.

>>17726853
>The fascist senile old retard
Can't tell if you're talking about Trump or Biden

>>17726647
Why are Japan, Singapore and Hong Kong so low. WTF caucasian bros you told me it's more dangerous to asians.

>>17726819
The market is not just two "spirit animals". Neither are absolutes. The market is liquid, and there are wells in which value can be found, and transferred to you. Money flows like water, it is not just one way or the other only. There is always opportunity. Even when there is no stock market there is opportunity.

>>17726853
It was already ruined the second the first nigger stepped on land here. Even the native Americans will agree.

>>17726865
They suppress testing. Japan for example tests around a hundred a day. Their positive rate is ridiculous like 30%

is there a 3x leveraged inverse Trump ETF?

>>17726866
Explain

>>17726830
I have literally no idea how leveraged ETFs work behind the scenes which is also why I don't hold them
> Hint: You don't.
see, I would have expected you to do

>>17726758
this is exactly the sentiment that people still have.
why are you focusing solely on the death rate?
>spread and quarantine will prevent most businesses from running
>hospitals can be overrun easily
>no cure for months
but who am I to tell someone what's life threatening, we will see in a few weeks anway.

>>17726859
It's a chink dominated market too.

>>17726883
Fuck, and here I was thinking about traveling there since everything is so cheap and things don't seem so bad.

Dow futures limit down. Can only deal if you call your broker, online dealing suspended.

>>17726862
Neither of them since both are Zionists

>>17726911
>They are getting desperate

>>17726159
Did the UVXY train leave yet?

>>17726859
"Bear kid" in Chinese mean kids who keep messing around everything and creating troubles no matter where they are

>>17726906
No why would you think Asian countries have their shit together when it began over there for a reason.

>>17726887
Profitability worldwide has been stagnant since 2009. The only solution to return profits is mass consolidations and bankruptcies or world war, to destroy fixed capital.

IT ALL
RETURNS
TO NOTHING
IT JUST KEEPS
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBILNG DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOWN

Press S to spit on Deuche Bank's grave

I seriously hate myself so much right now... the stock market was supposed to give me a chance to make my life better, expand my future opportunities...

>>17726922
Cool!

>>17726888
You've got it wrong anon, I also don't hold leveraged ETFs, but it's because I do understand how they work. They probably work for a lot of people, but not for me.
> HOLY SHIT THERE'S AN IDIOT ON CNBC MAKING A BULL CASE FOR BA RIGHT NOW

>>17726938

Honestly Trump was very shortsighted with this one, he could've made the travel ban announcement way earlier and have it go effective this week instead of waiting until hell breaks loose only to hammer the markets down even more with such sudden news with no delay whatsoever
he only has himself to blame

>>17726920
I don't see the market bottoming out any time soon so why not? I'm fucking so happy right now despite the market tanking.

>>17726936
But the market was going up?

Please help a brainlet understand. Where can I see profitability statistics?

>>17726933
Only Asian countries I can think of that actually got their shit together are Mongolia and Vietnam. But even then they're getting imported cases

>>17726936
That chart ends at 2012 though, at the very least I’d expect more crabbing around.

>>17726943
It still can, you just need to learn good timing and positioning yourself. Welcome to the school of hard knocks kid.

>>17726933
The death rate in Korea is like a 10th of Italy.

>>17726959
>Only Asian countries I can think of that actually got their shit together are North Korea
ftfy

BIBLICAL

>The time to buy stocks is when the VIX is at 60 not when it is at 16

Is he right /biz/?

Go fucking up shit company. My stopped are getting dangerously close.

>>17726660
I GOT BANNED FOR POSTING THIS
SORRY FOR BEING PRESCIENT, JANNIES

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What happens if DB defaults?

>>17726972
Yes, buy the dip goyim

>>17726944
> If we can put the 737 Max conversation on hold for a minute, it's below 175
His exact words.

>>17726968
The cult actually saved them; of all infected the most prevalent age/sex category is 20~29 yo female so they're much less likely to die.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM STILL SLEEPING?
LOOK THOSE NUMBERS,THIS IS A NIGHTMAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17726972
he's a late adopter

did DAX hit breakers?

>>17726972
When you buy at VIX 60 you have a higher risk of losing all your money, because markets can be extremely irrational when volatility is high.

>>17726947
What and feed into the frenzy panic sooner? I know nurses right now not talking about cases because they don't want to cause panic and the stupid shit is we don't even have enough kits country wide to test everyone so the infection rate is going to look stupidly high once we do.

>>17726981
I'm glad I own a house outright

>this could actually become true
market would literally go down vertically

>>17726994
yep, apparently they're hidden

Tel aviv down 8.7%

https://investing.com/indices/ta25

>>17726981
Then we face a global liquidity crises kind of separate from all the other crises....

>>17726996
Yeah that's why I thought it was funny

>>17726938
it will be the death of the globohomo fiat currency

What's the story behind Deutsche Bank? They were at €117 at the peak of the housing scheme of 2007 (almost can't call it a bubble, they knew they were commiting crimes). This morning their stock is trading for €5. As far as I heard (a friend wanted to do an internship there once) they have been in big trouble for a couple of years now. Is this going to be the straw that breaks the banks' back?

Already almost 6am and havent slept but want to wake up at 9:25 just to see the market get BOGGED

>>17726943
Invest instead of gamble

Can someone explain 'liquidity'

Wait for the most massive intervention program you have ever witness from the ECB...

>>17727035
PUMP ET

>>17727035
Good news is that you can go to back to sleep 5 minutes after opening then.

>>17726906
Yesterday Japan only tested 181 people, of which 52 are positive, and all but 2 of the 52 have symptoms. Going by the 80% asymptomatic rate you can see how many people they've missed.

>>17727014
hehe

While I'm porbably retarded isn't this the best time to buy Aerospacial shares? (ESL so fuck if I know the right terminology)
There has to be a cure someday, surely there's a way to make big money on plane stuff.

WHAT THE FUCK

>>17727035
Lmao this, and I keep attempting to sleep, giving up 15 seconds later and checking my put stocks. If AAPL opens under 260, I will be sooo happy.

>>17727014
OY GEVALT, JEWBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONES

>>17727043
How easy things can be exchanged like commodities and equities, in this case bonds and other types of debt.

This shits gonna be bleeding for a while. I will wait for that bottom

What cheapies are we buying once this all eventually bottoms out?

>this pump

>dow at -4.6 now
WE ARE BACK GENTLEMEN

>>17727040
Lockheed Martin is supposed to take me to the moon, not hades...

>>17727014
I gotta get me some of those spores one of these days...

>>17727077
CCL and BA for sure

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


FUCK THE FEDS

>>17726997
as opposed to causing the frenzy panic now?
look at it this way
he makes the call way earlier => panic ensues
he makes the call way later/too late => panic ensues anyway and now people view trump as undecisive and isn't a man of quick resolute actions
the general outcome was going to be the same, but atleast he would have looked stronger by acting before states start taking action by themselves and could have maybe softened a bit of the drop for the markets as the announcement gets a bit forgotten before it becomes effective

200 Eur up on puts from yesterday.
I wish I went all in, I'd be 70% up. I doubt myself too much.

>>17727058
You know how they only have trials on sure things, so they can keep the rate of conviction high? Maybe it’s like that. Don’t want to waste rest lots on negative.

Someone really needs to go find what 2chan is saying about all this

>>17727096
Gotta give boomers hope when they wake up.

>>17726956
Even as the rate of profit declines the mass of profit still grows. You are still gaining on 20% even if it is less than 22%. When that small change becomes noticeable tho businesses will reinvest less causing the rate to plunge and we enter a recession.

>>17727093
I don’t see a future for CCL, millennials and zoomers seem to have little interest in cruising.

BA has proven very incompetent. I am very concerned for them.

>>17727098
I mean you can criticize him anyway you want but in the end he still isn't doing a shitty job. It's a pandemic and people are going to panic.

>>17727047
Interest rates already negative. Chickens coming home to roost

>>17727115
Shit anon where can I learn more about this stuff

>>17727098
This, both Trump and Congress have handled this fucking horribly. Congress should not have said a peep, but worked around the clock. Nancy coming out and saying they're unveiling the future unveiling of an economic stimulus plan they haven't written yet was fucking r e t a r d e d. Trump touting payroll taxes to 0%, then not even showing up to the press conference he scheduled after releasing a statement, 'We're just not there yet'. Our entire government is fucking retarded, literally all of their plans are now already priced in.

>>17727093
Cruising is doomed

>>17727102
Hold on to your short for like 4 more months. It's all downhill for a couple of months, with occasional up days.

>>17727140
> occasional up days
I hope so

>>17727118
Young people never had interest in cruising. Boeing will find a way to live. They'll find a new CEO and things will hopefully go okay.

>>17726822
Life insurance.

>>17727102
I mean don't blame yourself for doubting yourself when we are seeing extreme levels of bullshit here in the market. Pulling the trigger will always be the hardest part in stocks.

I've reduced exposure to the minimum in most of my long positions, been trading inverse ETF daily and TVIX. Have made quite a bit of cash in the downfall, will probably be making more today. However yesterday I had this horrible thought. I don't want to be that guy, but I suppose I'm gonna be. Bear (ha) with me. Ok, so facts: there has not been such a sharp downfall in history. The people in control are clearly not doing anything to stop this or even mitigate it, on the contrary, every step they take deepens the situation. Forget about the virus. It was never about the virus. It was about the bubble and having something to blame during the crash. Crash have happened in the past and the market has always recovered. What if there is no bottom now? The end of the market cycle, period. The shift from petrodollar to another form of currency exchange. I see no end in the sight in the short term and the mid and long terms are fucked due to the actions governments are taking and (cont)

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojOu7JP-1g0
>Press conference following the meeting of the Governing Council of the European Central Bank on 12 March 2020, starting at 14:30 CET
right before US market open, do the right play

>>17726981
then we go long term

>>17727152
Kek, it's not that young people have no interest it's just they don't have the money.

>>17727119
He’s doing a shitty job.

He told the public it wasn’t a big deal at the same time his own coronavirus team was sounding the alarms. He needed to emphasize it was serious so we could see he was taking it seriously.

The only things he’s done are the things he always Does: travel bans, bully the Fed, ask for more money, try to cut taxes.

Any day now he’ll start trying to build a wall to keep us safe from coronavirus, and then blaming Obama. He needs to learn a new trick.

>>17727163
Hopefully they tank the amijuden

>>17726949
Seems like the downtrend in UVXY following the gap up on large swing days levels out around an hour after markets open up. Might buy in then. Pre-market seems like a dumb idea.

>>17727159
how they will affect real economy (not finance). I think I'm getting out and shifting everything to gold and see what happens. I don't believe in cheapies anymore, they're trying to pull off something of biblical proportions and the market is just meme money right now.

>130 point jump

WHAT WAS THAT

>>17727185

>>17727185

>>17727185

>>17727159
Wtf, yeah right--that would require literally the collapse and civil war of America. This shit is just the marker correcting itself when everything was over bought as fuck...

>>17727171
Once again he isn't trying to play into pandemonium and frenzy panic. I mean shit einstein, tell us what the proper solution and protocols for this is?

>>17727194
>Wtf, yeah right--that would require literally the collapse and civil war of America.

I definitely do not think that's impossible. I'm really happy that americans still have guns, we eurofags can't do shit when they come and go full commie chinese on our asses.

>>17727072
False.
>>17727043
Liquidity is freed up cash. Cash that can flow easily. Bonds, stocks, securities, are not entirely liquid. These are more along the lines of current assets, not real liquidity.
Bare cash is liquidity.

>>17727093
I see Boeing under NSY and SWX, i dont understand why? Does it matter where i put my stock?

>>17727096
6am seems to be most active. I think that's when big players etc probably start executing strategies.

>>17727241
All that shit literally gets exchanged for cash...

>>17727204
Honesty always brings greater rewards. Lies steal. Even if it's a short term "fix" (not much of a fix if it doesnt last), it steals from the future.

>>17727269
Dude shut your uneducated FLIPPING MOUTH up. Go read an accounting book. Stocks, bonds, and everything else is not liquid. Don't even TALKT to me if you don't have a finance degree or understand basic accounting.

DGX calls? INO is to the moon right now.

>>17727308
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/liquidity.asp
>Liquidity describes the degree to which an asset or security can be quickly bought or sold in the market at a price reflecting its intrinsic value. In other words: the ease of converting it to cash.
Eat shit faggot

>>17727288
You are really naive to think in absolutes like that. Honestly this is what children believe.

>>17726937
2020
JUST KEEPS
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOOOOWN