/biz/ - Business & Finance

i think my twitter calls are fucked anons

Sneed

So what will the world look like when this is all over?

*cough*

i want to sell naked calls on US indices
i want to sell these calls 100 points above tomorrows open

it would be free moneys

We hit -5%?
How low we get tomorrow?
Asia is almost breaking already -5%

BROS WE'RE RICH

Lol why do you niggers always ignore me. I'm literally minting money.

OH WA AH AH AH

My bloodlust won't be satisfied until there are bulltards literally committing suicide.

I bring to you the daily till I get bored of it I Ching reading for tomorrows market.

Bi – Adorning

Gen (Mountain) Li (fire)

Bi is the inverse of the preceeding Gua (Eradicating). Eradicating is related to punishment; Adorning is connected to etiquette.

Sequence of the Gua: Things cannot be exterminated and united abruptly. Thus, after Eradicating, Adorning follows.

The structure of the Gua is Mountain above, Fire below. The flame shines upward adorning the mountain with brightness and beauty.

Decision
Adorning
Prosperous and smooth
Slightly favorable
There is somewhere to go.

The moving line for this reading is the Fourth Six

Adorning plainly
As pure white,
Like a white horse with wings in pursuit,
Not a robber, a suitor

FAKE NEWS ABOUT CARGO BAN

FUTURES RECOVERING

200 BILLION FED INJECTION

BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED

FUCK ROBINHOOD GOD IF I COULD STRANGLE THAT FUCKING PAJEET COFOUNDER WITH MY BARE HANDS I'D FUCKING DO IT

>>17720580
-20%, -5% friday.

trump is useless and is making me lose money
pence when??

>yfw robinhood crashes tomorrow again

taking bets on when the bank runs start.

>>17720538
trump doesn't look so good guys

>>17720595
why?

is this real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQUYKER365U

>>17720595
Scheduled downtime, tomorrow at 0930ET.
Cap this.

>>17720577
Fallout 3?

STOP FUCKING CRABBING AND CRASH PROPERLY YOU LITTLE SHIT

how do you check the prices of stonks after hours

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>>17720577
It's raining right now, when it's all over it will feel fresh, it will smell fresh, and we will be happy with how clean everything looks.

>>17720577
reminiscient of 2008: a lot of people out of jobs and on the streets.

at least $5 footlongs will see a resurgence

>>17720594
What do they do when the money printer runs out of ink?

>>17720627
TOURISTS GET THE ---FUCK--- OFF MY BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17720615
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17720593
Where are you getting this? Interesting

>>17720555
Will we be optimistic? I don't feel optimistic at all about the future. All I see is either a hell wrought by desperate technocrats or a collapse into another dark age; The worst part is there is a part of me that would take the dark age over the first option. Maybe that way our great-great-grandchildren will be able to begin again.

>>17720646
Fill it back up with blood.

>>17720613
I'VE HAD TO HEDGE AGAINST ROBINHOOD SHITTING ITSELF ALL WEEK, FINALLY DECIDED TO TRANSFER OUT TODAY SO I DIDN'T PICK UP ANY PUTS FOR TOMORROW'S HISTORIC DUMP

SHIT WILL PROBABLY BE BROKEN TOMORROW AS ICING ON THE CAKE AHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO DIE

Are they pumping or did some good news come out?

>>17720622
it's a mean reversion, it'll start crashing soon enough

>>17720646
You write executive order seizing all ink and making possession of printer ink illegal.

>>17720634
Sucks for me because I just lost mine.
>>17720633
I hope this is true.
>>17720618
This is what I fear.

>>17720646
Who says they need ink anymore? Its all digital now, baby! SKY IS THE LIMIT!

>>17720671
the fact the travel ban doesn't apply to cargo has stemmed the bleeding a little, but not much.

Japan is grasping at straws

>>17720634
the energy sector will be decimated. real estate too, even healthcare (400,000 of the 500,000 dead by the end of summer will be the elderly.) housing will be dramatically cheaper, and unemployment will be 10-12%. banks are on the brink of tumbling right fucking now and if this shit gets into housing you're going to learn the meaning of "recession." don't underestimate this shit.

>>17720671
>did some good news come out?
Yes, it'll all be over soon. For everyone.

>>17720538
Can you still hear the screams?

>>17720671
Both
FED pump and Trump clarifying that the ban isnt on Cargo, just people.

>>17720649
/cvg/ here you're /our/ wife now

>sell naked calls on US indices 100 points above tomorrows open
it would be free money

So how fucked is the economy now? Will I be able to put some money in stocks and buy a house after all this shit?

>>17720573
Yeah, people will stop using it when Trump's dead from corona in two weeks.

>>17720538

WE ARE ENTERING THIS RECESSION WITH HISTORICALLY LOW INTEREST RATES, LET THIS SINK IN!

WE ARE ALREADY ULTRA LOW, WHAT IS THE FED GOING TO DO TO STOP THIS RECESSION? BRING IT DOWN TO -50%?????

IS IT OVER??????

>>17720709
Hold cash now.
Real estate cheapies soon.

>>17720707
you'd think so. all it takes is one fake and gay pump to ream you in the ass for life.

>>17720691
No way, at best they'll postpone it.

>>17720691
Even if it's not cancelled, who the hell is still gonna attend?

>>17720704
inconceivably bullish

>>17720627
Bloomberg Dow Futures. :-)

>>17720649
It's our board now, whitey.

>>17720691
Based Japs will not be dishonored by chink virus

I caught the falling knife yesterday.
Praying for a pump so I can exit and get back in for a greedy move.

Or I hodl for dear life

>>17720709
>it's fine everyone will be poor except me and i'll profit from this
lmao

FUTURES BACK UNDER 4
BEARS GOT KEKED
>FUTURES BACK UNDER 4
>BEARS GOT KEKED

FUTURES BACK UNDER 4
BEARS GOT KEKED
>FUTURES BACK UNDER 4
>BEARS GOT KEKED

FUTURES BACK UNDER 4
BEARS GOT KEKED
>FUTURES BACK UNDER 4
>BEARS GOT KEKED

>>17720720
Didn't Trump say he wanted a negative interest rate? Well here you go.

>>17720578
COOF COOF COOF

MOTHERFUCKER
THATS IT, IM GOING TO MALDIVES

>>17720691
Didn’t they say they were considering doing it without spectators?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

oh god I didn't actually want a real habbening all those posts were just jokes oh fugg make it stop

>>17720724
im getting giddy just thinking about the risk

it would be the most kino spine tingle when they expire worthless

>>17720683
Everybody is scared anon, hope for the best prepare for the worst.
>>17720709
No, surely no unless you wait buy the final dip( who is unknow how low it will get) wait 15 years and sell.

>>17720736
>Is a retarded bull
>pays for it
Good luck I guess

I CALL FOR THE ONE CALLED DUDEWEEDLMAO

haven't you gotten any of your short signals yet?

>>17720538
God I want a Dorothy gf.

>>17720723
>real estate still holding stronk

Can someone explain

>>17720743
BULLS WIN AGAIN

BEARS BTFO

>>17720736
Hodl knife will fall hard tomorrow

>>17720661
It's the I Ching. A book that you can consult for advice on the future.

>>17720736

i don't know what to do, i was hoping for the market to come up enough so i could break even and run, but now its so low im just gonna have to ride this bitch all the way to hell

>>17720755
this will hurt everyone unfortunately.

How many billions will PPT throw on the burning pile tonight?

>>17720771
Employment is always a lagging indicator.
Unemployment is going to moon.
Then real estate cheapies.

>>17720746
After that presser it looks like the only negative rate he's getting next week is heart.

So what companies are going to survive this shitstorm?

inb4 memes "none"

Be realistic, who has ground to stand on without plummeting horribly?

>>17720757
I don't know how to prepare for the worst. I have a a year of internships and 10k in the bank in cash.

>>17720577

feminists will be btfo, because government will stop all welfare payments

niggers will start to rise up when EBT is cancelled, riots. Women will give out free blowjobs for food...

It's happening.

>Bread and circuses stop

>>17720787
their cap is at 175

>>17720771
Give it time. When a house is 500k but nobody can afford that because no jobs and economy shittered, the house won't sell. Now imagine that on a massive scale. Eventually the price will go down or the whole thing will collapse

>>17720765
>was a retarded bull

Correct

SPY needs to hold at 2650 or it's all over, we're going back to December 2018.

Get your leveraged ETFs ready boyos, this is the time when you become a man.

I SOLD MY FUCKING SQQQ AT CLOSE TODAY
MY OPTIONS BUYING POWER TOMORROW WILL BE ONE THOUSAND US DOLLARS
WHAT IS THE PLAY GENTLEMEN

>>17720649
/fit/ here. What lifts to take away the crash pain?

Will my JPM and MGM puts print money tomorrow? Both are ITM.

Wait, is my SPY call fine?

>>17720799
CLX

>>17720799

Kimberly Clark.

How the FUCK do I make money in this market, bro

>>17720833
yes, it's fire.

>>17720802
I wish I had money and a job to take advantage of it...

What kind of job/business can do well in a recession anyhow.

>>17720820
whatever SPY put you can grab as close to the money as possible with an expiry for the end of the week, buy at market open

>>17720785
I still have dividends to look forward to.
I only put my money in REITs so if I get fucked then god help us all

>>17720799
Boeing. The feds WILL bail them out no matter what.

>>17720833
Depends. If you sell tomorrow you'll probably be fine. 200 billion dollar Fed pump coming up.

>>17720805

But this is PEAK bread and circus anon.

>>17720799
Airlines are too big and important to fail until all companies start doing international business dealings in VR.

>>17720851
government jobs
enlist

>>17720792
Unemployment has been made useless as an indicator due to the people who just dropped out and gave up and the number of people working multiple low earning jobs. I remember an professor for I think Harvard is trying to push a new model that looks not only at employment vs unemployment but also high paying jobs vs low paying jobs. He found that over the last several years most of the jobs created are low paying jobs and the ratio in our economy of high paying jobs vs low paying jobs was incredibly unbalanced.

CME closing trading floor at end of week.
Electronic still available.

>>17720820
Too risky of a move. Too hard to tell if it will follow green red green red pattern or if current news will lead to red tomorrow. Better off not going hard on SQQQ tomorrow if you haven't bought yet

If you have bought SQQQ don't sell.

>>17720577
No internet, no communication services will work, all emergency services won't be available. Electricity, communications, medicine, and water will be limited only to Federal agencies and the military. Take the current matter seriously, it's no joke, dumb zoomer.

>>17720843
VXX calls

>>17720801
Do you have a skill which will be requested in the near mid future (tech/programming wont count they will be full, as they have no/almost real value they will crash and it will be a saturated crisis market.) keep calm try to look for a work for survival in near future.

>>17720854
>expiry for the end of the week
this seems extremely dangerous aren't I getting exposed to theta and gamma risk

>>17720769
>I CALL FOR THE ONE CALLED DUDEWEEDLMAO
>
>haven't you gotten any of your short signals yet
Hi there. Short entry would have been on March 5th had I taken it. It wasn't a clean signal though. Best signal would have been a higher bounce and then drop.

GUSH is reverse-splitting come Q1 close, rip my dream of making absurd money when its value recovers

>>17720843

Leveraged play at support, and hope like fuck there is good news. Keep your stop losses tight.

If this market can be spooked by bad news, it can race back with good news. We saw this earlier in the week.

>>17720821
diddlies, just take yourself to snap city and end it all famalam

>>17720851
Grave digger ?

>>17720873
Too old unfortunately.
>>17720883
Only programming...

>>17720802
How many SNSS shares to kiss her butt?

>>17720577
I want to hug chika-chan's big plump breasts against me!

Reminder that if Trump didn't correct himself on Twitter the futures would have hit the breakers, can't he just avoid talking to the public?

>>17720851
Auctioneers, repo man, bankruptcy lawyer/judges, credit consolidation consultant,

>>17720881
I knew I should've learned ham radio

>>17720889

You know you get compensated with more shares if they reverse split, right?

>>17720835
This

>>17720799
eBay? People trying to pawn off shit / buy stuff cheap could see a rise. I don't know shit about reading financials of a company though.

>>17720881
How have you prepared?

>>17720609
Thank God I moved my money over to Vanguard already.

>>17720909
no because im retarded

noooooooooooooo not the basketball americans

>>17720889
Get out now then buy back in after the split. The oil war will continue.

>>17720538
does anyone here actually swing trade daily or do you just hodl

>>17720878
I did buy, I sold at close today thinking jerome was going to fire up his printers into overdrive tomorrow
I made a profit, but...i need back in

>>17720912
watch shkreli's youtube series on investing.

>graves
anon..

>>17720585
Shit man. I think that was me. I was saying it didn’t look like a blow off top and then I stopped paying attention when that tech rally happened and it started to resemble a blowoff top.

Well good for you. Somehow everyone’s making money but me. Fuck I hate it. Not that other anons are making money But that I’m such a fuckup and am going to be losing it and going into a hellish recession without a career or degree or any certifications or anything.

Haha I mean what if that was really what my life was like, that’d be funny right?

>>17720912

eBay isn't what it was for old shit, anon. Pawnbrokers. Look for pawnbroker shares.

>>17720899
im 49 you ass hole

>>17720608
You think I can get my sell orders in before it goes down?

>>17720821
>lifting
>when everything is contaminated

I wish I were home gym master race. Probably gonna have to pause or cancel my membership.

>>17720940
Not a chance.
There are 1000 whales ahead of you in line.

>>17720577
Ancapistan. It's gonna be awesome.

Dow futures back under -1000, shit.

>>17720909
That’s not how it works. 40:1 split. You end up with 1/40 of your shares for the same value they were. If you have 40 shares you will then have 1 share.

>>17720940

Why do so many people use that trash instead of a real broker? It’s all free nigga

>>17720743
>>17720772
>back below -1000
imagine being a bulltard LMAO

>>17720931
all kinds of traders and investors here anon, all categories.

>>17720955
Stop fighting it, accept the bear run to hell.

>>17720888
Fugggg that is one hot beisbaru

How about on individual equities?
Maybe something that’ll be fucked by this like PLNT

>>17720899
Same bro.
I had two excellent interviews in the last couple of days but I got denied both times afterwards. I wonder if the companies did a freeze on hiring or something due to the market.

CASH IS KING
LIMIT DOWN FOR REST OF MONTH

>rudy gobert
>gobert
>go bear
>bear

confirmed

>>17720594
Lol just because you keep spamming this to try and save your positions doesn't make it true. Have fun losing all you money you idiot.

>>17720926
>My lakies winning
>LET'S SUSPEND THIS LEAGUE.

> Past 12 years
> Buy the dip
> Profit
> I stock trader now
* Blocks your path *

>>17720977
I am at the point of contemplating giving up on life, but I don't want to.


I guess I need to come up with some kind of business that will do well during a recession.

>>17720969
This. And protip: only when it's 90% bears and 10% corpses do you want to buy back in.

>>17720912
>buying shit from infected strangers on the internet
Nope

>>17720907
No anon, now's the time you practice transmitter hunting to find the people with HAM radios, kill them, and take their stuff.

>>17720994
I already have SQQQ and SPXU, I just want a better entry for more.

>>17720977
fuck, this might just happen to me now. such a good opportunity too fml

>>17720608
Yeah that is one reason I haven't made much just everytime something cool happens I can't even trade I can't even move my money because I need to make my trades and its all happening so fast if I even have a chance at making hundreds I need to have money in account, I promise to leave it when there is roughly a bull run about to happen

>>17720843
If you want to do it legit, without options
I would buy PG, KHC, companies that sell toilet paper, buy this next BA 20% drop it might settle down here buy ULTA which might be an insane deal if that drops 10% tomorrow you can play the earnings and possibly make 50%
TSLA and TTWO are okay and possibly Walmart

if you want MAD GAINS then obviously just wait for a medical stock to pop and buy it and hold and pray for that 80% gain

Is this bullish or bearish
https://mobile.twitter.com/KFILE/status/1237918184293969920

>>17720594

OH BOY

HYPER INFLATION, HERE WE COME

>>17720720
what recession dummy, we have a positive foundation with strong metrics and stability. this isnt a house of cards like the 2008 mortgage crisis

iif anything we are still growing out of our last recession, we havent even peaked yet, our manufacturing and jobs are just starting to come back and we are winning trade wars against foreign countries

Why are there so many coomers itt?

>>17720926
Jokes on you it's the french basketball americans.

>>17720889
>>17720909
Can you explain reverse split to me?

>>17721031
Bears waking up from hibernation

>>17721023
Not yet.
Soon.
When the fed starts buying bonds to prevent mad max then hyperinflation.

>>17721004
Well what held up in the last one?

>>17720906
>Auctioneers
Holy shit did some reasearch no college degree and you get a median of 61k+ thanks anon i've got a fall back plan

>>17721013

The best entry for SQQQ was when it was $16 and everyone was bragging about TQQQ on /smg/.

Hold your SQQQ until you see the front page of CNBC predicting a recession, and then sell. Sell it all.

>>17721026
>he doesn’t know about the eurodollar and shadow lending...

OH NONONONO WE GOT TOO COCKY FLU BROS

>>17721051
I don't know, I was like 12.

Anyone else mildly happy? I'm a law student starting work in May and I took an unconventional career path that thrives in recessions while all my peers took corporate gigs that have notoriously poor hireback rates during recessions. I feel vindicated watching them all run around like rats.

>>17721026
Wu Flu grows exponentially until the country either sciences the shit out of it (Singapore, SK) or has Boomers suffocating on ICU floors and is forced to quarantine (Italy).

We're going to be the latter by the end of the month. Not a joke. End of the month.

Is it too late to hop on SQQQ?

>>17721004
Anon dont give up
Look your future market (programming) will get crowded try to get better than the competition, learn another language, look for companies that will survive the crash,its too soon to give up

>>17721026
Nope
It was all a house of cards fueled by cheap money and artificially low interest rates.
This is 2008......the rest of the story.

>>17721031
Either because the stock market is tremendously stressful, or because gambling addicts are often also sex addicts.

>>17720615
THIS IS BULLISH

>>17721042
reverse split is essentially compiling multiple shares into one in order to basically increase the paper value of shares by reducing the supply of shares. it's mainly done to avoid penny stock status.

>>17721074
Yes.

>>17721042
its like a stock split, but reversed

>>17721026
if you honestly believe this i don't know what to tell you.

housing far, far, far more overvalued than in '08. and the fed is backed into a corner without any way to get out.

this is going to be much worse than 2008 dude. much, much, much worse.

>>17721065
i think you should feel lucky rather than vindicated that the stars aligned and things happened to work out in your favor

>>17721026
Until foreign banks start going tits up and the infinitely leveraged eurodollars that were loaned between them make everything explode.

Which SPY puts you fags going for?

>>17721055
I've been hearing this lately. What is it?

>>17721074

You're either going to see a massive rally or a huge plunge right now.

>>17721026
You're right, it's not a recession. Recession means the government can still bail you out. Call this a depression.

>>17720538
GUYS I WANT TO BUY PUTS AND I FINALLY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY


SHOULD I JUST DO SPY PUTS OR SOMETHING ELSE? I FEEL LIKE I'M PAYING FOR SPY AT A PREMIUM??

WHAT SHOULD BE MY CONTRACT TERMS FOR A NEWBIE? HOW DO I KNOW WHEN TO SELL MY CONTRACT EXACTLY


PLS HELP RETARD

Is the EU ban meant to keep Euros out or Americans in?

>>17721098
I saw this coming when I took the job offer back in November. I had a choice between a corporate gig and an unconventional gig. I saw the writing on the walls that we were due for another recession. It's more than just "the stars aligning" - I diversified my career the same way I'd diversify my portfolio. All of my peers have been giving me shit and treating me like I'm an idiot for it, but who is laughing now?

I even told one of them back in January "you know things won't even be this good?" and they looked at me like I grew a third head. Lol.

since the long term markets go up, why would you not buy TQQQ every 10% drop? it'll go up eventuallly and timing the markets is stupid

just buy lmao

>>17720975
>How about on individual equities?
I sold all equities on February 24th. I would have been sitting pretty had I not made a wager on the OPEC negotiations going well. OPEC negotiations no go well, I lost 20%. All cash now. Not interested in trading anything at the moment. Too much noise. Too much spook volume.

>>17720936
Damn I'm surprised you actually replied, mad fucking props anon, I really do appreciate it when someone admits my call was a good one, and I try to do the same if theirs is good. Even just a little bit of cash you can still make it man, longing the bottom is all you need to get going again. Valuations are going to be nowhere near fair until s&p 1500, and with the models incorporating the speed of this fall it's looking like we will certainly reach it this time. Just save any cash you can, and of course if inflation starts showing up heavy adjust that number and go long on commodities for the first leg of the cycle. Godspeed anon, I hope you make it.

>>17721068
>We're going to be the latter by the end of the month. Not a joke. End of the month.

End of next week, more like.

>>17721114
Whichever I can get

>>17721138
Italy is pretty fucked, but either way its good both sides

>>17720799
Anyone thinking of CPB and CAG? Gotta stock up on those non-perishables.

>>17721141
because if I buy SQQQ now I'll have more money to buy TQQQ later

>>17721138
>fly over to Canada
>walk into US
Wow big deal.

>>17720615
KEK

why aren't fang stocks bleeding as fast

>>17720854
Why not for Sep and just sell?

>>17721060
Same. I’m asking because I don’t know either.

Lost about $15k in the last couple of weeks just from my 401k lol

They are REALLY trying to keep S&P above 2630 aren't they?

You guys playing with SPY puts and SQQQ are going to get BTFO.
We're gonna pump 10%, then fall 15% in the same day.
You're not gonna scalp the top or the bottom because you'll have a hard time getting a fill being a retail investor.
There are whales waiting for you tomorrow.

>>17721131
>>17721114
Give me some contract terms guys, Idk how to decide

Place your bets on how many circuit breakers get tripped tomorrow

will banks fail and if so when?

>>17721118
Shadow landing when people act like banks but not "legal" baks (grey area, happens a lot in asia) a lot of people are in debt to shady people to say the least.
Eurodollar i also dont know

>>17721158
It's crazy how it was around <200 2 weeks ago and it's now over 1k

>>17721216

all of them. market closes for day before lunch

>>17721191
I'm guessing entertainment related but honestly I don't know.

I have zero idea what to do with my life now. I put it back together and got educated and now it feels hopeless.

>>17721194
I did the math I've lost 5k on my 401k. Mr. Bones Wild Ride time

>>17721195
Every day we go down, it gets closer to the bottom which means more resistance.

>>17721026

alright everyone, point and laugh....just point and laugh

>>17721222
The 22nd, 2pm

>>17721004
this will pass. it's going to feel pretty badass telling people in the future "i survived the great coronachan"

>>17720663
Buy Bitcoin & guns. You'll be set for both futures.

I don't think you guys even get it

This isn't even a funny meme anymore. The economy is in absolute freefall and it's only going to get worse.

This is unprecedented. Stop buying toilet paper and start buying canned food. The stock market won't exist in a few weeks

>>17721216
repeat of monday desu

So how low do we expect SPY to go tomorrow? Realistically?

Anything that doesn't rely on Chinese manufacturing is good for buying right now.

Housing market is good. Time to buy.

>>17720854
>>17721182
This, why not Sept?

>>17721216
1st and 2nd, they will call it a day on second breaking the rules to save CEO's etc, friday is the crash

>>17720720
Helicopter money and NIRP

>>17721252

LMAO ECONOMY IS KILL

THANK YOU CORONA-CHAN!

>>17721141

Because the price action of the last 5 years resembles the dot com era, and the NASDAQ 100 collapsed 80% from the high within 2 years.

Long term markets do go up. Undeniable. But what they don't tell you is that the last people to buy often have to wait a decade or more to break even if they hold.

If you purchased the index in 1929, you had to wait until the early 1950s to break even.

If you purchased in 1972, you had to wait until 1984 to break even in real terms.

If you purchased the NASDAQ 100 in 2000, you had to wait until 2012 IIRC to break even.

>>17721210
i have a feeling it will go something like:

limit breaker down by 9:40AM
market reopens and regains until just shy of green at 11:00AM
slow downward pattern into 3:40PM
2nd circuit breaker between 3:40 and 4PM

>>17721273
This.
Black Friday is upon us.

>>17721125
I guess the bet is if it gets worse...

>>17721109
Tell me more about these infinitely leveraged euros that EU banks have been swapping

>>17721252

If that's the case why is EVERY good stock still overprcied doomer?

>>17721252
OK. Time to long CAG, CPB, and GIS.

>>17721085
So stay in GUSH then?

>>17721252
>implying we don't get it

We find it funny because we get it. If the world is going to burn at least have fun.

>>17721259
False. Retail, air travel, and AMERICAN manufacturing will be hit

>>17721282
im not buying in 2000, i've been buying since 2015 and im still buying, im just looking to buy even MORE the further down we go

10Y bond yields are steadily recovering. Some of you big brained anons know what this means.

>>17721258
dunno

>>17721162
CPB maybe but keep in mind this is people mostly frontloading what they'd buy anyway. And it's kind of a wash whether they'll eat more out of quarantine boredom or burn fewer calories from having literally zero physical activity.

>>17721252
stop it you're gonna make me break my nofap streak

>>17720578
*sneeze*

>>17720951
wipe down equipment before and after use. Including barbells and dumbbells. Dont let the gains goblin get you

>>17721329
It is all kill.

>>17721252
Yeah okay bearfag

>>17720615
UH OHHHHHHH

>>17721026
Hello boomer bye boomer.

>>17721074
Bro have you seen the markets? These moves are massive and if there's a huge fed pump again you're gonna get fucked in the ass, maybe you missed it but there was a 1000 DOW move a couple of days ago.. this could happen again which is why you should never just FOMO into something. At least wait for the next pop

>>17720577
Guess.

>>17721149
I meant shorts on individual equities. I just checked PLNT and though it made and incredible reversal and crash, it hasn’t passed the “danger zone” lower bound yet.

Congrats and well done on not underestimating the catastrophe. I ignored too many signals. Fuck. Once in a lifetime shit.

>>17721156
Thanks man.

>>17721177
Remote work keeps their (statistically younger) workforce from dying.

Quarantined people will have more leisure time for Facespace and Nethulu.

>>17721314
nigga oil is going to drop like a rock tomorrow. i say this as someone who has 15% of my vanishing net worth in oil stocks right now. i'm only down 10% thank god, but oil is fucking me in the ass and i got very lucky on some biotech trades to not be down 20% or more. oil is going to be down for a long time.

still buying marathon next week though

>>17721252

you buy all the canned food, I'll be waiting at your house when you pull up to the driveway with my semi-automatic so you can hand it all over to me

>>17721118
More than 90% of international loans between banks are in Eurodollars. Eurodollars aren’t actually a currency, but they are functionally used as such and have no enforced reserve rate like normal USD. This means that they can technically create infinite leverage when you take into account fractional reserve banking from loaning out these Eurodollars again and again ad infinitum.
This means there is no liquidity to back them up in the event of a shock to the market (this is why USD has a reserve rate of 10%)
Look up the Wikipedia page on Eurodollars.

>>17721314
it's what i'm going to be doing, >>17720928 recommends selling and then waiting for the split to happen and presumably GUSH to tank even harder but I don't really have the money to justify that at present

>>17721068
I predicted on Monday that Seattle would be Lombardy within two weeks, but that might be optimistic at this point.

>>17721370
>nigga oil is going to drop like a rock tomorrow.
Literally nobody cares except daytraders, it'll be back up soon enough.

what are we looking at tomorrow?
USO puts, WWE puts, UAL puts, DIS puts?

>>17721366
>Congrats and well done on not underestimating the catastrophe
Thanks but I didn't know it would be this bad. Just standard swing trades exits on sell signals. In and out all the time, whether it's a little blip or the biggie.

>>17720615
Funny but he's clearly just making marks on his speech copy

>>17721236
I’m going to keep job hunting and in the meantime make a shitty porn game with art I’ll commission from even poorer artists.

>>17721252
Zoom out.

>>17721397
invest in camping supplies

remember when you tried to bully linkies in 2018?

>>17721171
stay out of canada with your corona aids faggot

>>17721396
i said, it's going to drop like a rock tomorrow and not come back for a long fucking time.

merkel called trump to chew him out and will probably be cozying up to putin in short order to get in on low low prices, i think she wants nordstream (i know she wants nordstream.)

germany will go ahead with the pipeline and depress oil prices further. they will stay depressed until either saudi arabia or russia overthrows their government (my money is on the saudis.) months to years.

>>17721379
This sounds suspiciously like the end days of sub prime loans and how the banks would bundle them up and infinitely sell them off to one another.

Fed glowniggers might have good news Tuesday. If you are big brained take some profits Monday.

>>17721273
God, how fucking based is the time we live in now?! I am literally giddy watching millionaires, billionaires, and boomers get completely raped. Meanwhile a virus is lurking that primarily kills people in their age group. This is the most hopeful I've been for the future in a long, long time.

>>17721258
Only Allah knows the future, anon.

>>17721216
0

>keep buying stocks in ONTX and cruise companies

I'm the worst investor to ever exist

>>17721327

>im just looking to buy even MORE the further down we go

You'll fuck up your DCA'ing and you'll be left holding bags.

>>17721440
>millionaires, billionaires, and boomers get completely raped
You understand very little of this world.

$TSLA needs to fucking drop tomorrow. I'm sick of this shit. I put all my puts on that fucker since I was sure it was going to drop. Try maintaining your $600 dollar valuation in the worst recession since 2008 you stupid greedy Jew niggers. They are so greedy for $TSLA stock they're going to wait until full NYC quarantine panic mode to sell it, and then they'll only be getting $200 - $300 dollars. Fucking kikes.

I uhhh found an emergency supply list but it doesn’t have toilet paper on it. Is it bullshit?

>>17721420
get the fuck out with your toys and virtual coins faggot

>>17721440

>implying the wealthy won't come out of this on top with even more money than they had

>>17721434
speaking of subprime there is about to be a massive correction in the housing market when the oil industry buckles and the midwest/west sees home prices drop 20% or more, that will create another 2008 style banking crisis and a negative feedback loop that will reverberate throughout the economy.

You laughed at me. You felt sorry for me. “How can you waste so much money on anime girls?” you asked me once. I said nothing, but I knew it was you wasting money on your real estate and stock investments. And now? You’ve lost everything. You’re investments are gone. Wiped from existence in a single blow. You lost your house to bankruptcy. You have nothing. And me? I still have my gachas, and they’re stronger than ever.

>>17721433
Merkel called Trump because Trump said all fucking trade and shit would basically be cancelled which would literally crash the entire european market in a day.

>>17721452
At this point I'd trust SNSS over ONTX

>>17721216
1st gets hit within seconds of open. I don't think we'll hit 2nd without total capitulation which doesn't seem to be on the cards (yet).

>>17721464
I have enough food, supplies, life experience, education, work experience, and health to get through this. I'll be okay.

>>17721329
Gushing flood of liquidity coming out of Jerome?

>>17721420
Show us your link position

>>17721420
LINK is down 17% today. What the fuck are you on?

>>17721361
Guess I'll wait for their dick pump to buy, but then again watch it shit the bed right off the bat.

>>17721473
elon is smarter than Corona, marrkets, and the economy

>>17721486
she's livid regardless and will be looking for a way to make her economy suck less. nordstream is literally her best option right now.

>>17721482
So we are heading toward hyper inflation Judge Dredd style mega cities that stretch the entire east coast?

>>17720538

Summary:

WHO declares Covid-19 is a pandemic
President Trump declares a travel ban from all European countries (not UK)
Tom Hanks, wife announce they have the Coronavirus
NBA suspends all games until further notice
Utah Jazz player Rudy Gobert has tested positive for coronavirus.
LA confirms first death
Seattle schools close for two weeks
Italy closes stores
MGM says guest at Vegas's 'The Mirage' tested positive
Denmark closes schools, will send 'non-critical' public employees home to work
New Jersey case total climbs to 23
Juve player Daniele Rugani
DC Mayor declares public health emergency
Congressional doctor says up to
Cuomo confirms 39 new cases in NY, raising total to 212
First death in Indonesia
Confirmed cases in France top 2,000
Washington State to ban events over 200
Details of cruiseline industry's 'health and safety proposal' leak
'Waffle House' employee in Atlanta confirmed
UK reports 7th death
Chicago cancels St. Paddy's Day parade
NY sends in National Guard
IADB cancels meeting in Colombia as virus spreads across Latin America
Mnuchin says first part of virus stimulus plan will be ready in 2 days
Utah reportedly planning to shut public college and university campuses
Dr. Fauci warns virus 10x more deadly than flu and could infect millions if not handled early
Australia passes A$18 billion stimulus package
Seoul says 99 cases tied to call center
FEMA evacuates Atlanta office over coronavirus scare
3 Boeing workers test positie
Washington DC advises cancellation or postponement of all gatherings with more than 1,000 people
Harvard to prorate room and board for students
US cases surpass 1,000
UK Health Minister catches virus
Ireland, Bulgaria, Sweden report first deaths
Connecticut declares state of emergency
UK total hits 456 following largest daily jump on record (83 new cases)
Global cases pass 120,000
South Korea reports new outbreak in call center
Japan reportedly planning to declare state of emergency

>>17721503
Curve always reinflates before massive downturn.

I'm selling everything tomorrow. I can't take the stress anymore. I already lost 20%... I can't afford to lose another 30%. I'll jump back in when SPY hits 200. This is looking to be worse than the recession of 2008. At least in 2008 you could still travel and go outside. The entire economy has come to a halt. Economic growth is going to be 0%... the bottom is a long ways away.

22500 broken pretty hard

>>17721329
what does this mean

>>17721479
This is a no win situation for anyone this time. QE and interest rates won't help this time. It won't even make the difference between a recession and a depression like in 2008. The system is getting reset which is completely okay with me. The current system was doomed to fail.

Dow futures down 1100 points. How raped will the markets be tomorrow?

>>17720577

Why are boomers so worried about their 401k disappearing. They're gonna be dead before they can use it anyway.

>>17720615
hahaha its real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx6R3wgoCwc
2:51:00

>>17721384
I think I’m just going to get more GUSH when it’s super low then. I don’t have the time for day trading so I can just wait for it to come back up. It sounds like reverse split isn’t actually bad based on what that other guy said so I shouldn’t be worried. Am I missing something?

>>17720694
PLEASE GOD LET HOUSE PRICES CRASH
FUCK CHINKS AND FUCK THE PAJEETS THAT MADE HOUSING UNAFFORDABLE

>>17721574

lol wtf is that big hole in usa? yellowstone 'splosion?

>>17721543
yea BUT
Its just a flu

Should I buy gold stocks bros?

Which ones? ETFS?

How long will it take for the inflation to start?

>>17720585

Cause I only have 100 bucks in my trading account. cant do much with 100

>>17721591
what fucking money are you going to buy a house with when you are unemployed and markets tank and you cant settle accounts for payments

>>17721434
Some claim that’s what the repo market is, but with a layer of misdirection, where instead of trading subprime loans, you’re loaning Eurodollars that are wrapping actual cruddy subprime loans.
In reality it’s probably more akin to eurodollars entangled with loans in foreign market, which could be subprime, or could collapse at any time do to a shakeup like Coronavirus.

If Johnny Chen in Wuhan can’t make his car payment, it could flip a foreign bank and then the eurodollars the bank owed to another bank default too, but there is no actual liquidity ANYWHERE.

My $TSLA puts actually lost value today. Can you believe it? Negative 5% day on the market, and puts lost value. Fuck these Jew kikes.

There will be looting and rape in the streets, mass death of the elderly, shootings up and down the country, and they'll still be sitting on their pile of aluminum shitboxes asking $600 for a share as if any of that matters when the electricity doesn't run.

Outrageous kikes. Jesus Christ fuck this inflated-to-shit market. What will it take for these stupid Jews to just give up already?

>>17721619
Buy food and toilet paper.

>>17721521
Bro, do you even know what nord stream is? In short they will boost gas volumes by 10 bcm or some shit by 2030 aswell as have a supply option if alternative routes are damaged/stopped. But it's already said that the demand for gas in europe will be reduced by 15% around 2040, which makes it even less profitable. You're acting like nord stream will fucking 2x their economy kek'd

>>17721543
based namefag

>>17721601
It's a flu that kills my mother with respiratory issues who's the only person I have in the whole world who cares about me :c

>>17721656
This. If my mother dies I'll be homeless and alone, I'm terrified.

>>17721592
yes, the map is actually from a homebrew DnD game

You can really spot the zoomers who've never lived through a happening.

Post companies that won't exist after the recession

>>17720538

so, i need to pay a debt to biz

where do i buy bear memes?

>>17721678
There hasn't been a happening of this level since 9/11

>>17721699
That's my point.

>>17721452
>cruise companies
these companies will go back to normal, you're looking at 3x in some cases. Also assuming they don't cut divy, you'll be paid to wait.

>>17721691
>streaming service is going to go under when whole populations get quarantined inside their houses
Doubt

>>17721691

a lot of people are betting netflix will actually do quite well, you know with everyone trapped inside their house and all

>>17721691
>Netflix
>the company who will now have thousands of people at home able to fuck around during working hours
nani?
Think about college kids, if computers are allowed in class there is always someone fucking around playing games/watching netflix/etc. now imagine every single student doing it.

>>17721691
Netflix seems well placed to survive an economic downturn. It's an affordable service that caters to a need that will never go away: the need to distract ourselves from the shitty world around us. Prices may drop, but they unleashed Pandora's box with streaming and still have huge market share.

>>17721691

I FORGOT TO FIND A GF BEFORE SOCIALIZING IS OVER!!!

AAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAA

>>17721678
I've lived through 9/11 and 2008. This is bigger.

>>17721633
Watch this video you poltard.
It's a lot worse than your Reddit stocks and you should fucking sell everything tomorrow

https://youtu.be/hw4GGrYTHog

>>17721691
This is a boon for Netflix if mass quarantines happen in the US. Tesla is definitely dying though.

>>17721452
>>17721710
5% of Boomers will be dead in a year, with another 10% bankrupted by ICU bills.

And you think cruises will go back to normal?

>>17721691
as much as entertainment rapidly gets axed, i wouldn't expect a service where you dont have to leave your house to consume it to get killed in a recession.

tesla's going to have a hell of a time though

>>17721710
but what if all the boomers that use them all die

>>17721711
Also streaming services that let you pay to watch newly released movies will benefit.

>hovering at -4.5% for hours
AAAAAAAAA I HAVE TO SLEEP BUT I DON'T WANT TO MISS THE CIRCUIT BREAKER

>>17721623
I'm up 1200 percent on my 500. It's not that much money, but it's still cool getting something out of nothing.

>>17721730
Fuxk that so have I and 9/11 was bigger than this

>>17721724
>>17721720
>>17721719
>>17721711
Netflix has been fucked for over a year and bleeding money. Disney, Amazon, and Hulu are killing them.. are you retards visiting from some other board?

>>17721746
Or just realize that they’re a great place to get sick and die

>>17721730
2008, sure, but 9/11? Bullshit.

>>17721728

false. just imagine when the virus ends, sex craved unwashed QT's all crawling out of their hovels with an insatiable lust for cock

it will truly be glorious

>>17721753
IT WAS ALREADY HIT

>>17721554
That's retarded, at least wait for a pump to exit but at this point you should just hold.

Futures on their way back to 5%

These little faggots trying to buy right before the breaker. Hope they get dumped on in the morning.

>>17721739

Bro, those cruise liners are going to get utilized in WW3 as troop transports.

Chill bro. The military industrial complex has got your back.

I lived through 9/11 an 2008 and I can confirm that this is way bigger. I've never seen this before lol

>>17721771
wait, seriouslky? when?

>>17721760
are you forgetting they're now going to have a surge in people with nothing to do who will be using their services? they're all going to see an upswing from this

>>17721739
>silly assumptions
Yes

>>17721786
A few minutes after trumps speech lmao

>>17721760
I don't like spoon-feeding people but if it makes people more scared then I'm doing something good at least

https://www.forbes.com/sites/greatspeculations/2019/08/20/all-the-reasons-why-netflix-is-doomed/

>>17721635
Yeah, but in addition?? I want to diversify, or is it not worth it?

>>17721475
>Last Exile wall scroll on the door
>Last Exile
Such a terrible waste of a good art style

>>17721786
don't remember exact time (like 9:40-10:00ish?) but nasdaq and dow were both at -5% for a few minutes

but since this limiter lets you keep trading up it "recovered"

Most people did not have irresponsible mortgages in 2008 and had very little or no money in the stock market. This will have a direct tangible effect on the every day lives of every person in the world.

4.8%


AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Seriously tho, you guys need to sharpen yourselves to buy. The Fed is going to dump liquidity on banks like you wouldn't believe.

>>17721691
microsoft and apple??

Thread theme.

>>17721803
No, the circuit breaker is tied to the S&P500 which never hit 5%. Go back to wherever you came from

>>17721571
Dry anal

S&P about to make a new low if it doesn't hold here. OOOOOOOO

$TSLA is still maintaining late-2019 rally levels on the cusp of a recession. The stock markets are assuming that Tesla is *more* valuable now than it was on Dec. 30th, 2019. What a fucking outrageous delusion.

This is insanity.

>>17721849
glad I remembered I had this pic for shit like this

>Corona will finally kill movie theaters
based

>>17721765
This is just getting started and its already killed more than 9/11 did

>>17721876
>CYBER TRUCK

>>17721883
Goddamn it.
Opening limit down again.
I didn’t buy enough SH or sell enough everything else

>>17721848

bruh i was just listening to morbid angel lol

>>17721765
This is a tier 10 happening when compared to 9/11

>>17721924
new
>>17721924
new
>>17721924
new
>>17721924
new
>>17721924
new

>>17721876
The Tesla stock DOUBLED IN ONE MONTH a few months ago for no fucking reason!!! Completely insane

I'm down almost 200k. Wtf do I do?

>>17720868
I heard gm still hit $0 when it got bailed out. Am I dumb?

So bull or bear in the morning?

https://www.strawpoll.me/19521781

>>17721958
>Neopets
BASED AND REDPILLED

>>17721958
holy shit it still exists

>>17721026
This is bait, I refuse to believe anyone is still this delusional. Fucking moron.

>>17722222
Checked and kek

>>17722222
fuck you

>>17722365
I'd rather not.

>>17721026
>this is the kind of guy running the treasury, finance, fed and major banks

>>17720799
FAANG will drop, but people staying at home is ultimately good for them, since social media + streaming + delivery is in-demand, so FAANG wins in the long-term.

General Mills, Coke, and other consumer staples will also benefit, because people are stocking up on non-perishables. They've dumped in the short term, but they won't go out of business.

>>17720931
I swing trade on a week-to-month timeframe, but my retirement portfolio is all hodling index funds.

>>17721420
My only position is SQQQ. I bought at $30, so I'm still in the red, but my investment thesis hasn't changed, so I'm confident.