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WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>17718687
Reeee i was gonna say that and post the bog twins

Based orange man giving us opportunities to buy low.

>>17718687

not a chance in hell this guy is re-elected. you really thing average ppl aren't going to play "blame the president"? ESPECIALLY since Trump has over the last 3 years constantly taken credit for the economy?

>Don't worry *cough* we have the best healthc*cough*care and the best economy. Trust me. There is nothing to *cough* worry about. Thank God for the hard work of the private sec*cough* sec*cough* sector and government.

>>17718621
Hollly shit

>>17718621
He seemed short of breath during the speech, maybe its just the cheeseburgers though.

>>17718621

>>17718621
>>17718687

>>17718621
The funny thing is he probably thinks he nailed it

>>17718834
Biden's gonna fuckin' die, homes.

>>17718999
checked and honestly every remaining candidate has a 1% chance of dying

>>17718999
>>17719029

No wonder shes stayed in the race.

>>17719078
God I want to sniff her arse.

>>17718999
fuckin checked

>>17719078
based

>>17718999
CHECKED

Was not getting reelected part of your plan?

>>17718621
COMRADE TRUMP!
COMRADE TRUMP!
COMRADE TRUMP!

>>17718999
Oh shiddddd

>>17718621
>Acknowledges that situation in China/SK is getting better
>Will unban Asian travel early
>Bans Europe travel


Based orange retard. He understands China has contained the virus and that the true problem is E*rope. This must make /pol/ seethe.

>>17718953
JUST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddvk4aWNS50
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-quoted-bane-in-inauguration-speech-2017-1

>>17719245
what the fuck are you talking about redditard. He should have banned asia travel right off the bat and the virus wouldn't have made it here as fast/much as it did in the first place. Is not being wacist more important to you than not dying?

>>17718621

>>17719245
China are lying.

>>17718621
>>17718687
Frikking epic fresh memes! Have a based (tis how we upvote around here) witty strangers!

We can finally use the Trump Bobo again

>>17719527

>>17719458
There’s no fucking way China has this contained

>>17718999
Digits don’t lie

>>17718834
>. you really thing average ppl aren't going to play "blame the president"?
they aren't, and they won't

and you will seethe

>>17718621
HODL HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLLLLLLLLLLL

Boomers fucking rekt

>>17718953
>how do you want your economy, mr. president?

>>17719458
Haven't really seen proof of it yet.
What I do know is that their enemy, the mutts, lie all the time, like 9/11, iraqi WMDs, spying on allies, arming ISIS, the Arab spring, Panama papers etc etc.
So forgive me if I don't blindly trust what comes out of your miscoloured chubby lips.

>>17718621
where are the nothingburger faggots?

ITS ALL OVER

AMERICA IS FINISHED

>>17719941
right here

>>17719999
Holy shit, checked
Pandemic is canceled

>>17718621

>>17719931
18 fucking new cases today? Either they're lying or it's Pyongyang rules.

>>17719931
>china claims 80k infected 3k dead
>italy claims 12k infected 1k dead

China is lying.

>>17720500
Chinks aren't afraid to use authorian force to isolate. Westerners scream at the mere implication of losing a tiny big of freedom for a while. That's how. Also your number is wrong so you're clearly severely outdated, or surprise, lying.

>>17720560

>>17719815
Trumpbros...
Is the end near?

2 cases in my county (mostly rural midwest). We are fucked. I am mostly out of the market but think I'll buy SQQQ or SDOW.

Also fomo linklet bought at 4 lmao it keeps fucking dropping.

>>17720696
Red pill me on SQQQ, is it just a short on the market?

>>17719304
Nobody knew how bad it would get. I think I knew more than anyone and we were still caught off guard by how serious china virus is. Its a very, very big issue but we've got tremendous people working on it, folks.

>>17720808
it is a short on the NASDAQ specifically and since tech stocks were pumped like crazy it could drop quite a bit.

>was on the fence about calling in sick
>trump tweeted that it was harmless and everyone should get their asses back to work
>trumps always right, I trust in his plan.
>caught the virus and now bored out of my mind at the mandatory hospital isolation I'm being billed for
Fuck I hate Asians so much

>>17720949
larp

>choice between the orange retard and the two remaining cells left alive in biden's brain
FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>17720643
totally, retard

>>17718621
Yo wtf!! you told me this was nothing happening!?! I've been fucking Coofing chicks all month!! Am I gonna be okay lads?
*cough*

>>17719832
Kek , it's hillarious seing the markets behave worse than crypto.
Yea crypto is down but btc is down 2% and markets lose 5%.

>>17720983
>t.

>>17719527
t. hothead

>>17721020
> they're accurate this time
nice take, retard

>>17721034
The betting market is a multimillion industry, you seriously think they sat on their asses and didn't update their predictive models? You retards said the same thing on 2018, claiming a red tsunami was coming, while the models hit the mark on what actually ended up happening.

>>17718999
coof on him

>>17721083
> they ARE accurate this time
NICE TAKE, RETARD

>>17721115
Cope harder
Your braindead talking points got obliterated in 2018

>>17721136
> cope harder over my future predictions
nice take, retard

>>17721152
See you in november

>>17720858
You know shit's bad when the president's doing damage control on a Thai sampan customization board.

>>17720981
It really boils down to the VPs when you think about it.

>>17721088
>all those rallies
>all those handshakes
>all those hamboigas

>>17721164
> we won the 1982 midterms!
t. demfag leading into the 1984 election

>>17718999
People would rather elect Biden's corpse than Trump if this keeps getting worse.

>>17719078
Surf mommy

>>17721232

hey faggot the 1984 election was with a president with a booming economy and >50% approval rating. your inbred milkshitter in office has a recession on his hands. good luck retard

>>17721350
> recession
source?

>>17719029

>tfw corona-chan was just a clever way of taking out all presidential candidates in one fell swoop