/biz/ - Business & Finance

We watching the POTUS address tonight?

>>17717878
fuck tripfags buy XOM

>>17717889
What a fucking lanklet

>>17717892
no thanks pajeet

>>17717882
You know it

>The UK is expected to move from the "containment" phase of the outbreak to "delay" at the government's emergency Cobra committee.

>"Containment" aims to halt the spread of the disease but "delay" seeks to slow its progression.

FTSE dead tomorrow

>>17717889
>What is a red chroma key
The slapped it together and it's not even a good job, and the editing job on the audio was rushed so it doesn't line up right.

Friendly reminder that there is a 200 billion dollar pump tomorrow. Be sure to set up some short positions of Black Monday part 2.

Stream for the POTUS address

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k19WyNDHlmY

holy shit i have a really bad feeling about still using robinhood but a transfer takes 3 days at the earliest and i can't sit out on 3 fucking days during times like these, FUCK

>>17717882
Yep, going to see how it goes to jump on SQQQ.

>>17717925
this was apparently scheduled for Sunday btw

>April tax deadline will be delayed

Fucking based. This is the first year I’ll owe federal taxes. Was going to wait until about a week before to file.

>>17717942
>>17717920

Yall think he will address the Iranian proxy attack or just coronavirus?

>>17717934
what time is he on?

>>17717940
Just do it. I just pulled out, hopefully will complete by eow. Tomorrow will probably “bounce” again

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-03-12/federal-government-coronavirus-economic-stimulus/12042972
The Aussies are literally handing out money and their futures are struggling to hit +1% lmao

>>17717961
9pm EST

>>17717934
>mfw Trump has a coughing fit in the middle of the telecast

Dubs and Trump gets on his knees, clasps his hands, begins shaking and stuttering uncontrollably, turns salmon pink, and begs us not to sell on live TV. The word 'nothingburger' is used several times.

HISTORY SHOWS IN TIMES OF RECESSION MOVIES AND JUNK FOOD PERFORM WELL. WHOS BUYING PEP AND NFLX

ITS OVER

Please J. Powell give everyone the middle finger next week and keep rates the same.

>>17717920
somebody said sqqq could go up to around $20k since it went up that high during 2008. do you think that will happen again and will you be onboard.

>>17717987
COUGHING FITS!
PANTS OF SHIT!

Trump will stand on the resolute desk, pull his pants down, and show his unwiped ass, and rage about toilet paper hoarding

ITS JUST THE FLU.

>>17717958
Hes not going to address a damn thing except how well he’s doing and how bad the Dems are.

>>17717996
proud PEP and KO buyer here

>>17718017
Stay mad bernie bro

What are the chances that the SQQQ will rise drastically? What made it so high back in 2010

What's the easiest way to invest in "index" or "mutual" funds? Can I do it through an app?

Going to watch this shitshow just to see how gullible the markets are tomorrow.

Futures rally in 10 mins once he announces stimulus, get in for free money.

>>17717969
forgot to greentext the handing out cash bit
>More than 6 million welfare recipients, including pensioners, carers, veterans, families, young people and jobseekers will get a one-off cash payment of $750 from March 31.
they're spending almost 5 billion on nothing but handing out cash to people
and their futures still haven't been able to hit +1% lmao

>>17718026
>being retarded
I’m so glad bernie lost you have no idea
>t balls deep in big pharma

Fuck off retard

>>17718006
>SQQQ went up to $20K during 2008
Anon you're probably going to think I'm messing with you, but please dont bet on this. Look up what a reverse stock split is before you do anything stupid.

>>17718036
Giving out free shit is never the solution

>>17717958
>The market is strong, buy things, watch niggerball, spend money PLEASE! Also this use just the flu - Trump

>snss


Hhahhhhahh

>>17718006
I'd make $2 million dollars on my SQQQ calls but I don't actually expect that to happen.

>>17718029
Tomorrow? 100%. Fed has no confidence neither should you.

If US government itself doesn't believe DOW will rise by its own, it won't.

>>17718055
>he doesn’t know about helicopter cash
I dunno man let’s see how it works out in Hong Kong.

fucking kek
>At meeting with finance executives at the White House today, according to person familiar w it, the execs played to the president's ego - told him the fundamentals of the economy are strong and that he made it that way - but that the psychology of the public needs to change.
>That was part of what helped move the president toward giving a public address. Those executives share his view - held by others at the White House - that the media is overstating the severity of the virus.
so this is literally going to be another
>it's just the flu
speech?

GOD DAMN IT CBS

THE PAIN NEVER ENDS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

When is the speech starting?

Fed knows shit is about to blow up. They increased the repo caps on Monday morning to prepare for the massive crash. Then all throughout this week the repo operations have still been oversubscribed with record levels of submissions.

Well today they quietly increased them AGAIN, likely in preparation for tomorrow's 2-week term repo. Overnight cap is now $175 billion, and 2-week cap is now $45b.

IN ADDITION, they are adding even longer term repos back into the mix! Tomorrow there will be the overnight repo, a 2-week repo, AND a new 25 day repo! With a cap of $50 billion!

On top of that they're now adding new 28 day repos every Monday morning, also with a cap of $50 billion each.

The printer press is accelerating

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/repo-reverse-repo-agreements/repurchase-agreement-operational-details#monthly-summary

>>17718098
7 mins

>>17718098
9 est

>>17718081
Seems likely.
With guys like him, it’s seriously just shoot the messenger syndrome. Like what had been happening with Fauci.

>>17718098
Supposed to be 9EST

>>17718081
He wouldn't dare declare a national emergency would he?
I heard that he was mulling that over or atleast being pitched on it.

5 minutes until address to the nation.

>>17718060
kek

Do you think he hung himself in jail?

trump is going to announce he has coronavirus
screenshot this

>>17718102
Based Repo Anon

When do you think this will become an issue?

GET IN


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k19WyNDHlmY

>>17718102
So. What’s the story here?
Is the repo going to crash with no survivors if they don’t put the liquidity in?

Are they holding so many treasuries that borrowing treasuries from one another constitutes major risk?

I’m cool if we just want to do QE now, we’re failing to any substantial real inflation anyways. Helicopter money sounds good too, should mean less asset price inflation but I may have to take my losses and get the fuck out of the market anyway.

>>17718006
No. It wont even reach 40. but it started to moon at 16 in february, which is a pretty hefty return already. but please stop thinking that SQQQ is going to get you lambos. It compounds daily on -3 times the NASDAQ 100 and we just had a long bull market you Niggers.

Futures and Asia red
Is this it /biz/ or will trump save tomorrow blood bath?

>>17718141
this would be perfect movie material
sadly, it would also lead to global economic collapse

>>17718109
He will never say something that would affect the stock market negatively. I was bullish from 2016 to 2 months ago. But let's fucking take it up the ass and get it over with instead of this artificial up and down nonsense.

>>17717892
>fuck tripfags buy XOM
Based XOMbros, we're going to make it once OPEC shit blows over.

>>17718141
consider yourself capped, fren

>>17718159
futures are actually pumping right now lmao
well "pumping" but still, presumably because of the address that's imminent

>>17718150
>no chat

>>17717882
You best believe ill be watching a bit. If he takes too long to get to the point ill just look for a rundown on here or pol.

>>17717889
Lol, you can see the exact moment when the chroma key kicks in too. You can see it is red through the car window.

5/10 for effort I suppose

>>17718156
that means the fund that belongs to SQQQ is almost wiped out. it has been gaining a little from the latest stock market tanking.

me don't like when stock go down

when stock go up again?

>>17718168
XOM is a lazy way to make that trade. A lot of those oil companies will go under or get bailed out. Handpick the good ones with high cash and low debt, and you can potentially double gains.

>>17718141
lol even if he did have it they'd just say it was the normal flu

>>17718175
Cap this, Trump is not going to announce a national emergency or do anything besides talk about his plans for stimulus.

>no intro music
>no donation button
>no stream chat
>late
this is bearish

Trump on

Here we go.

OOF

HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE

>>17718227
sounds like its all good news so far

We are live.

Come on orange man
COUGH
CRASH THE MARKET

NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k19WyNDHlmY
NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k19WyNDHlmY
NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k19WyNDHlmY
NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k19WyNDHlmY
NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k19WyNDHlmY
NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k19WyNDHlmY

Please coof.

Imagine bros.
*coof*
>futures down 5% instantly

>>17718148
>>17718152
If they don't keep injecting the liquidity that the primary dealers and other counterparties are demanding, then the Effective Fed Funds rate will blow past the target range like it did in September. The lending market will seize up like it did during the GFC as banks that need the cash won't be able to get it, and overnight many of them will be completely insolvent. See 2008 and Bear Stearns, AIG, etc.

But Powell won't let that happen, he is having his own "whatever it takes" moment like Bernanke did. He will continue to print the money. Right now we're headed towards deflation with coronavirus and a demand shock. However the supply shock will come into focus later in the year. Coupled with all this money printing, we will see massive inflation, possibly hyperinflation.

HE HAS IT!!!!!!!!!!

how BASED will president donald j trump's address be?

>To confront a foreign virus

I prefer American viruses

>Trump stutters while he's been a flawless orator so far
SELL AND BUG OUT

I can't stand watching Trump reading off a teleprompter, it's like he's suffocating.

>>17718255

lol yeah that was terribly timed

Futties will plunge if there's no solid economic boost announced. My call is -3% on es in about 25 minutes

>>17718251
futures went down like 60 points right as address was starting lmao

what the fuck was that pause, was he sniffling? shortness of breath? lmao

LMAO red candle as soon as he appears

He's passing the blame to Europe.
To be honest he is not entirely wrong.

Dangerous health threat, we need to respond, acted fast. Called the virus a 'horrible infection'. Slamming the EU for poor restrictions and clusters in US seeded by Europe. He's listing steps now! Suspending ALL TRAVEL FROM EUROPE!!!

>>17718275
He just realized he fucked up reading off telemprompter

>>17718227
Let's go lads.

>>17718274
holy fuck, they're in free fall lmao
went from -.2 to -1% in the past few minutes

>>17717878
Airlines rip
>Airlines rip
Airlines rip
>Airlines rip
Airlines rip
>Airlines rip
Airlines rip
>Airlines rip

ALL TRAVEL SUPSENDED

BEARISH AS FUCK

UH OH
europoors BANNED

>slamming EU for being open border fucks who spread the virus to US

BASED

Red day tommorow boys!

>>17718215
>high cash
XOM blew their cash on expansion, they're too big to fail and fed will never let it go under.

TRAVEL COMPANIES BTFO
TRAVEL COMPANIES BTFO
TRAVEL COMPANIES BTFO
TRAVEL COMPANIES BTFO
TRAVEL COMPANIES BTFO
TRAVEL COMPANIES BTFO
TRAVEL COMPANIES BTFO

NO FLIGHTS TO OR FROM EUROPE FOR 30 DAYS
>NO FLIGHTS TO OR FROM EUROPE FOR 30 DAYS
NO FLIGHTS TO OR FROM EUROPE FOR 30 DAYS
>NO FLIGHTS TO OR FROM EUROPE FOR 30 DAYS
NO FLIGHTS TO OR FROM EUROPE FOR 30 DAYS
>NO FLIGHTS TO OR FROM EUROPE FOR 30 DAYS
NO FLIGHTS TO OR FROM EUROPE FOR 30 DAYS
>NO FLIGHTS TO OR FROM EUROPE FOR 30 DAYS
NO FLIGHTS TO OR FROM EUROPE FOR 30 DAYS
>NO FLIGHTS TO OR FROM EUROPE FOR 30 DAYS
NO FLIGHTS TO OR FROM EUROPE FOR 30 DAYS
>NO FLIGHTS TO OR FROM EUROPE FOR 30 DAYS

TRUMP JUST CLOSED THE BORDERS.

>European flight stop
>but not the UK

You wot

REMAINERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

EXCEPT THE UNITED KINGDOM

TOMORROW IS RED BOYS

WHY DIDN'T I BUY PUUUUUUUUUUTS

EU BTFO lmao

he's going to lift the restrictions against China

BULLISH

HE LOOKS SICK


SELL
SELL
SELL

>>17718150
NO TRAVEL WITH EUROPE
INCLUDING GOODS

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING

wait
>doesn't apply to UK
based but wtf

And there goes airline stocks

Closing the border will have negligible effect on the economy, don't worry guys, green tommorrow.

And here I was thinking I was too late for Airline Puts

elderly population.

>>17718278
link to what you're using to track futures?

Reducing copays blah blah, 8.3 billion for disease control.
>Risk is low
lol
Advising nursing homes stop visits and travel for old people.
I dont think there's gonna be stimulus bros...

Time to BUY airline stocks :)

Time for DAL cheapies. I'm going for the arteries, bullcucks.

NO IMMIGRANTS FOR A MONTH??? WERE FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17718332
Shut up retard!

will the bull market restore this 22 year old's hairline?

Are travel bans bullish?

>MORATORIUM ON BOOMERS
>MORATORIUM ON BOOMERS
>MORATORIUM ON BOOMERS
>MORATORIUM ON BOOMERS
>MORATORIUM ON BOOMERS
>MORATORIUM ON BOOMERS

>>17718329
>the country where the fucking health minister has it
you can't be serious lmao

OHNONONONONONO

SELL SELL SELL

>Asking Americans to practice good hygiene

We're fucked

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

why is trump spamming about how based the banks are during a health report

HES SO FUCKING SICK

He forgot to tell everyone to clutch a bottle of Purell with them everywhere they go :^)

You can tell the script said COVID-19 and he turned it into Coronavirus lmao

What the fuck is he doing? Stopping flights from Europe doesn't do shit when Coronavirus is all over America. He is spooking the markets at a critical level.

NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS

NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS


NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS


NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS

PLS DONT SELL THE ECONOMY IS STRONG DONT CRASH THE MARKETS PLS

>>17718371
>we're numbah one
it's literally all he does

>>17718379
So he can deflect blame. The spread can't be his fault.

>This is not a financial crisis
And I'm not buying SQQQ.

>Banks capitalized
>Fundamentals are strong
>Not a financial crisis just a health one
>We will overcome
>Stimulus? Small business administration giving liquidity to small businesses
>Treasury defer tax payments
>Payroll Tax Relief

AAAAAHHHHH

I'm in class right now
they announced they're closing school next week
WHY ARE THEY MAKING US WAIT

>This is not a financial crisis
WHY IS HE SUCH A BUFFOON!!!!

>LIQUIDITY
INJECTED
>LIQUIDITY
INJECTED
>LIQUIDITY
INJECTED
>LIQUIDITY
INJECTED
>LIQUIDITY
INJECTED

WHO SQQQ

The virus is already in the USA, why halt travel from Europe now? Surely domestic measures to prevent intranational spread is more important?

Trump just snorted like a pig

>Corona. Virus.
>snorts
Bull tomorrow confirmed???

kek

FUCK he's giving LOANS to small businesses? That isn't going to do shit!

>>17718402
ME!

>200 billion stimulus
WERE GOING GREEN BOYS

based trump defeating the virus

bullish and magapilled

100% he has corona. C'mon, gimme a big wet coof donny boy

>>17718402
I specifically avoided buying today because I told myself I wasn't buying a the top. God damn it. Bogged again.

And yet all of the cases being detected in Canada come from America

It's too late.

>>17718403
To not spread it even more you dingus

>>17718305
>>17718314
>>17718330
>>17718333
>>17718343
>>17718346
>>17718354
>>17718379
Airlines were already priced in.

>>17718402
ayyuup

what shitcoin should i invest in with my payroll tax cuts lads?

>>17718382
god i want inject some liquidity in her

>>17718418
giant red candles appeared as soon as he started talking and they just keep appearing lmao

Dude I'm pretty sure the markets dumping before the announcement was just cause of uncertainty.

It's going to drop below 7% opening tomorrow

>>17718367
>just wash your hands bro lmao

>>17718415
>200 billion stimulus
Post this in every SMG thread but they didnt listen!
Tomorrow is green, but that just means buy PUTS.

>>17718435
They weren't priced in for TOTAL LOCKDOWN OF FLIGHT. Atleast bullcucks had illusion of future, now all that's left is the window.

>>17718461
200 billion dude, eternal bull market now.

S&P FUTURES JUST BROKE 2700

>mfw trump is an asymptomatic carrier that is killing every politician

keeping yurops out

thank you President Donald J. Trump for keeping us safe from dirty people coofing on each other like fucking italians

Futures at 2700
And
They broke through

if the dude would’ve just said “I resign” the markets would be less red tomorrow

>>17718461
The statement wasn't that great, futures still red, circuit break tomorrow

this was bullish af
Trump saying he's going to reconsider restrictions on travel from China will turn the markets green

I WAS TOLD TO BUY PUTS NOW IS THAT A GOOD IDEA OR NO

This was the most irresponsible speech he could have given

We did bears!

Cancelling travel to Europe is the final evidence that this is far from a nothingburger. The US is headed toward breadlines.

>>17718471
Airlines already went down almost 50%, grab the crumbs and hope you don't get scalped.

>>17718488
Drain the swamp

>>17718499
You're already too late to the party. Tomorrow puts will have a $5 premium minimum on everything.

he just fucking crashed it massively lads

-350 pts
Please no more bobo

based

Trump about to dab on this stupid virus

Pendy, please before we all perish, say you love me back.

>>17718499
You can't buy now

The markets aren't buying it. LMAOing at this failed attempt to calm them.

Trump really bout to blow his re-election, like lmao nigga how you fuck this up?

>>17718495
You couldn't be more wrong. Remember Mueller? Everytime he announced an arrest the markets dipped.

NOOOOO MY CRUDE OIL SOMEONE BURN ALL OF THIS FUCKING OIL AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17718502
>t. retard
He could have announced the cure to corona and you would have still said this.

>>17718502
unironically
that was it? good god, not to mention sounding genuinely sick
>>17718504
>banned travel from EU
>but not UK
top fucking kek
US policy is officially in clown world mode
>>17718515
already flirting with -400

Fuck I'm debating on putting more money into my account for puts tommorow

Was anyone here expecting a coof?

Boeing $150 tomorrow

EUROPE IS CLOSED

WE RED FOREVER

Oh god yes, these are some big boi candles

The market were expecting good news not recession type of shit.

YOU GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS! NOTHING BURGER STIMULUS!!!!

>>17718540
He fucking snorted, might have been holding in a coof

So who will win 2020

>>17718540
He held back like 4

This Trump babbling is awful.
He's about at as good at reassuring the markets as the hamburgler is at not stealing the hamburgers.

>loans to shit tier small businesses that probably wont be able to cover and will actually be a 2008 like source for a real recession
>no healthcare for jobless/homeless who will still spread the virus among the community
>cope tier "it IS DEFINITELY NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS, JUST A HEALTH SITUATION"
>initiates travel ban thats starts Friday instead of immediately, so many will rush out of Europe and bring the virus to the US
>gives a speech that should have been given two weeks ago
>still no quarantines despite the stuff being in the US already

loading up on puts first thing in the morning

bull market incoming?

White country Germany: death rate 0.15%
Non-white country Italy: death rate 6.6%
US is a white country and will have death rate similar to Germany. The market and the fake news media are literally overreacting to a nothingburger

>>17718536
-550 now. AW MAN

>it's still going down
oh no no no no no

>>17718540
he /almost/ did, kinda choked on his words a couple of times. probably just from reading off teleprompter but still

>>17718536
>-530
oh fugg

we're in for a bloodbath boys

I heard that the stock is going to crash tomorrow.

DOW FUTURES IN FREE FALL.

>>17718461
>>17718492
Papa Powell knew this beforehand, see:
>>17718102

WHY DID I SELL MY PUTS AAAAAAAAAH

>>17718540
he was fighting it the whole time

don't coof
>don't coof
don't coof
>don't coof
don't coof
>don't coof
don't coof
>don't coof

I THOUGHT TOMORROW WAS GONNA BE A GREEN DAY WHY IS IT BLEEDING RED I WAS GOING TO BUY PUTS TOMORROW

>>17718561
biden I hope

>Banning cargo from the EU
Bye economy.

>futures
It seems the red-green-red-green pattern may have broken

>>17718569
OH NONONO
NOT THE HECCIN HANKSERINO

I've never seen futures this volatile holy shit

FALLING KNIFE GET OUT OF THE WAY!

Whose going to bailout the airlines and hospitality industry?

>BUY
FLIR
AIRLINE PUTS (still)

>SHORT
BOOMERS

>>17718564
seriously he looked like me doing an oral presentation in 3rd grade WHAT THE FUCK

TOM FUCKING HANKS HAS CORONAVIRUS

>>17718594
My peccorino cheese and champagne! How else am I going to spend all this money i'm making?

>tfw just bought a single 1 week out spy put
Should have bought more

BWHAHAHAHAA

For the first time in my life I wish Canada wasn't next to the US.

They are mismanaging this so bad we're gonna get coofed to death by them.

>>17718102
Huge green tomorrow. Buy puts.

Where's all the sniffles fags from last thread? Lmao

BASED TRUMP MAKING ME A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE

>>17718590
markets green today, therefore red tomorrow

>>17718590
YOU STILL CAN!

>>17718540
Could you imagine being Trump during that
One cough and he could literally destroy the economy

>>17718614
HAHAHHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAA
NO FUCKING WAY

https://www.marketwatch.com/articles/the-dow-is-tumbling-again-bull-market-will-soon-end-51583939074?mod=mw_latestnews
ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS LISTEN
>BUY PUTS
>SELL EVERYTHING ELSE
IS FREE FOR ALL NOW

PRESIDENT HAD A HOT MIC!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=16&v=ZQUYKER365U&feature=emb_logo

>>17718594
This. You bears should really not be celebrating. You kids have not lived through anything like what’s about to happen. I sincerely hope y’all are stocked up on necessities now.

>>17718600
THERE IS NO MORE FUTURES
THERE'S ONLY BEARS AND PINK WOJAKS

>>17718570
>US is a white country
kek

THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
>THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
>THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
>THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
>THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
>THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
>THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
>THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
>THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
>THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
>THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
>THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO
>THIS INCLUDES ALL CARGO

>>17718632
HOW???

>tom hanks is pozzy
bullish or bearish?

>>17718564
See the thing is the Hamburglar is actually secretly working for Ronald McD to cause a supply shortage and raise the price of burgs.

>>17718590
tomorrow will turn green when people realize Trump lifting the restrictions on China travel is bullish af

>>17718537
which puts should i buy at open?

I wanna see 23k break, we've already broken through all the resistance before the '18 crash, me thinky it's time to retrace

>>17718600
>trump immediately checks the futures after his telecast
>-500 points
>throws his phone against the wall in rage

>>17718654
Are you fucking kidding me? What does cargo have to do with the virus?

>>17718647
>asking for white out
Its LITERALLY ACTUALLY a nothing burger.

>>17718615
when I heard Italy was down I immediately thought "I'd better stock up on parmesan"

S&P Futures DOWN 2.15%

So, who is the lucky bastard that shorted before the speech?

>>17718631
market was blood red today anon

>>17718654
What? That can't be right.

>>17718624
Haha get wrecked XD

Yes! YES! YEEESSS!!!

>>17718644
their publicist confirmed it lmao
also
>-500
>managed to wipe ASX gains
bloodbath time boys
>>17718654
wew

S&P FUTURE 2600
>S&P FUTURE 2600
S&P FUTURE 2600
>S&P FUTURE 2600
S&P FUTURE 2600
>S&P FUTURE 2600

>>17718661
who are you trying to convince by posting this drivel, yourself?

>>17718647
UH OH
INKY

AND I THOUGHT I WAS TOO LATE BUYING AIRLINE PUTS HAHAHAHA

>>17718670

>>17718623
oh my god
why didn't I sell everything

I didn't think CBSViacom could keep crashing fugggggg

AAAAAAAAAA
FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAA

>>17718591
This is my only hope of the US not cratering

>>17718660
BASED AF

I WISH I DIDN'T HODL MCDONGALS AAAAAAAAA

>>17718649
Neither have you

>>17718668
SPY or SQQQ

Plug the hair dryer into the same outlet as the microwave we breaking circuits tonight.

>>17717878
HOLY FUCK GET OUT NOW. DOW FUTURES ARE TANKING.

JESUS CHRIST WE ARE RULED BY FUCKING RETARDS.

GET
OUT
NOW.


SAVE YOURSELVES. SAVE YOURSELVES BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

>>17718679
Imagine being the retard without any shorts, puts, or inverse funds right now.

>>17718661
lol he didn't say he was gonna do it now, delusional

OHM Y FUCKING GOD THEY ARE DROPPING SO FAST ALREADY EVEN RETARDED FUTURES TRADERS ARE DOING IT

Mommy Ark Invest ETF is calling a bottom soon.

>It's not a financial crisis
>Futures tank
Thank you Mr. President, very cool!

We're way below Black Monday's bottom

>>17718710
Fool, this is a great chance to make money!

I was debating selling my x20 shorts on the swedish omxs30 index before close after being 70% up today. Pretty comfy I didn't.

FUTURES DOWN 600!!!!!!

>charging for loans
My expectations were low, but he still fucked it up.

Looks like it's steak until further notice boys! YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!

>>17717942
Me too bro

>>17718649
I'm behind 9 water filters, try and get me

bearbros report in

23k broken!! kek freefall circuit breaker time soon!

>>17718729
SUB 23K!!! OHH NO NO NO NO!!!

>>17718693
Nikkei is reacting positively to the news

23K BROKEN
>23K BROKEN
23K BROKEN
>23K BROKEN
23K BROKEN

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH GOD FUCK ME IT'S DRILLING TO THE CORE

>>17718718
Is she fucking retarded? They are retreating to the dollar not equities

>dow futures hit 22k
what do you think the odds are that it opens below 20k tomorrow?

>>17718751
This shit isn't stopping until 15K

>>17718661
Travelling to do what? China banned all tourist groups, returning trip gets you quarantined for 14 days (typically, depending on province) regardless of nationality and cargo from China has never stopped to begin with

Circuit breakers after this speech would be the cherry on the top. Probably won't happen but who knows

So, what happend with POTUS speech and future markets?

I assume SQQQ is the move now, yes?

>>17718745
I remember bulls on yesterday bounce saying they saved the economy, what now bullbros?

>>17718729
Hey, can I get a refund for the TQQQ I bought this afternoon?

>>17718708
Nigger don't give advice if you don't know what you're talking about, SPY is going to plummet and SQQQ will fucking skyrocket.

how do we profit off the europe travel ban

Why the fuck didn't I go balls deep into SQQQ on Tuesday

>>17718759
DXY dropping too my friend

>>17718699
Lmao

DOW UNDER 23K

What are the best puts to buy right now

>>17718780
SQQQ was the move this whole time retard you are late to the party

>>17718570
US has white states. Pay attention to how hard the midwest, pacific northwest and new england is hit compared to the rest of the country. That should give you a good idea of its virulence.

>>17718649
>stock up on necessities
It'll be very easy to do with all the money im making

bow do I short Forrest gump

>Trump said the travel restrictions do not apply to the United Kingdom.
Trump said the travel restrictions do not apply to the United Kingdom.
>Trump said the travel restrictions do not apply to the United Kingdom.
Trump said the travel restrictions do not apply to the United Kingdom.
>Trump said the travel restrictions do not apply to the United Kingdom.
Trump said the travel restrictions do not apply to the United Kingdom.

>>17718786
oh fuck your right, im just exited as fuck

Thanks Trump, you've given me the once in a lifetime chance to make a shit ton of cash from all this.

>>17718787
Airlines stocks, wait for the whole thing die down and profit

>>17718647
kino

>>17718787
YOU ARE TOO LATE

>>17718753
wooooops forget I said that

>>17718780
With luck we may only be 1/3 to halfway through the whole dump, you've to a long time to ride this shit down

half in puts half in calls like a chad literally cant lose

>>17718805
Catch me if you can

>>17718831
>>17718831
>>17718831
>>17718831
>>17718831

new

>>17718763
How does the market 'open' at 20k when it 'closed' at 23k yesterday

>>17718805
OH GOD IT'S REAL
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237910781414473729
GOD SAVE TOM HANKS

>>17718671
Virus can stay on surfaces for up to 10 days (though that is uncommon). Of course, they could just disinfect the cargo.

Futures are literally falling from sky

>>17718800
I'd like to believe suburban areas don't get hit but that upstate NY lawyer proved me wrong

>>17718789
i bailed out of my positions at 23
bought back in at 25 & 26
could have been worse i suppose

>>17718808
this is retarded btw, we'll be at ~1000 cases by sunday. it's just because of muh special relationship

>>17718785
I said bold but early, friend. You were early.

snssbro
say it aint so

tell me you cashed out at
.95
.80
.70
cents

tell me you did not lost 15k back down to your initial jump off

VIX going to 100 soon lmao

>>17718711
im a broke bitch.

>>17718791
Of everything is sinking it's literally a deflationary period like the Great Depression. The outflows have to be going somewhere

>>17718843
Wew. Before China gets nuked off of earth, let me have Chang's hot sister.

>>17718805
SHORT EVERYTHING

>>17718840
They don't know what they are talking about, thats how.

>>17718649
last recession was the best time of my life desu
my line of work is the bread and circus
im literally hedged
get REKT office scrubs

>>17718843
Cargo coming by sea takes longer to arrive though

>>17718814
>XOM due to recover from OPEC crash
>DAL and other cheapies bound to recover once the coofs are over
>SQQQ going to enter slingshot off the sun into the cosmos tomorrow

>>17718785
REEEEETAAAARRD
I BET YOU THINK ITS A FLU

>>17718654
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17718777
he stumbled on stage, haggard and pale, his hair a mess and no makeup to hide his gaunt and deathly pale face, huge dark bags under his eyes which shifted beadily around the room as if looking for the culprit who got him into this situation, stuttering and zoning out during the whole speech and repeating himself constantly, telling his staff multiple times to "get that fucking teleprompter out of my face" before stumbling on the next few lines and asking for it back, sweat pouring off his face and coughing and sneezing constantly, staring into space between pauses and mumbling reassurances to himself

This isn't funny... I've been increasing my exposure... I'm like 25% stock

probably more like 30% now as those stocks lose all value...

>>17718624
oh go fuck a mountee canadaanon
sick of all you non-bulls
>>17718718
>could be
>non committal bullshit statement
>>17718881
what do you so?

>>17718843
please give me a name

>>17718842
Fuck Tom Hanks, that open border promoting retard claiming climate change will kill us all either way while he flew to Australia where he got the virus. He's disgusting

>>17718000
>OH NO NOT MY WHIRLY BALLERINO
>NOT MY GO BUMP BUMP VROOM VROOM BAM BIGELOW
>NOT THE TOOT TOOT PULL OVER THAT CRASH TOO PHATSKI

>>17718649
I stocked up on SQQQ, why wouldn't I celebrate

>>17718081
boomer detected.
only boomers are mad at Trump because they are the only fuckers dying from corona.
and look at this boomer using /pol words.
holy fuck this reality

>>17718919
>Not funny
No. It's hilarious

>>17718881
that is what I have been saying. why isn't everyone a breadman at the circus. literrally recession proof.

>>17718919
bard
once the virus clears up and the depression/recession sets in imma have more work than i can shake a stick at

NBA suspending all games

>>17718919
oops I meant 25% cash

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17718624
I'm canadian and I agree. Trudeau is a fucking pussy who does NOTHING

>>17718805
take his legs

https://youtu.be/YadFEDZPLWU

Ah yes, my beretta is getting here Friday perfect timing.

>>17718918
Fucking kek

>>17719025
OH NO NOT MY BASED NIGGER HOOPERINO
NOT THE GOOD BOI DINDU NOTHING GET PAID IFINITEOES

>>17719058
Hi Joe

TOM HANKS AND RITA BLOWN THE CORONA'D THE FUCK OUT

WE'RE GOING TO -1K DOW FUTURES
WEEEEEEEEEEEW FUCKING LAD BUCKLE UP BOYS

Oil and natural gas. Will it be at a great discount when the market bottoms or is the sector dead forever?

So... how was I supposed to know the fix was in, and trump no longer cared to prop up the market?

>>17719018
negro you're a glorified hobo with a guitar!
you a damn wastrel!
based

>>17719147
oil will never recover. too many big players in ev set to pounce.

SOXL CHADS RISE UP

>EU cargo also banned
Its over

>>17719188
damn fucking straight
cant wait

>>17718526
holy fuck you retard. obviously ythey are still correcting and dipping after a travel ban to an entire continent. Jesus, TDS suspends the afflicted of all logic. literally everything in the world is somehow Trumps fault and bend reality just to fit the narrative ree orange bad brawnal drumpt
fuck boomers
fuck trannies
fuck bears
fuck niggers
fuck faggots
fuck leddit

>>17719248
>Trump didn't just crash the market with his shitty speech at a critical resistance level.
Okay, retard, but take your medication and get Trump's dick out of your mouth, faggot.

SHORT THE EURO!!!!!!!1

>>17718670
>being so pathological that you fantasize about What makes Trump angry then actually post it hoping to get (yous)
what a sad life to live.

>>17718402
FAZ here. +200% return, here I come.

>>17719303
have you been here for the last 3 weeks dipshit?
the market has been crashing since china suspended production at factories you retarded fucking tranny
get your fucking shill posting bulshit the fuck out of my face. you need therapy

>>17719397
dude it's just a image board lmao

>>17719303
alll these newfags here shitting up the boards go back to pol and leddit learn how to green text you double digi iq fuck

>>17719430
an* illiterate fuck

>>17719397
Are you denying that futures are not down 3% right now directly because of Trump's speech?

LMAO, you're such a retard. I'm literally laughing at your stupidity and worthless defense of orange man.

>>17719213
BUY MORE
Corrections are temporary
Recession are temporary
Bear markets are temporary
Depressions are temporary
SEMICONDUCTORS ARE ETERNAL

TRUMP JUST CONFIRMED DOES NOT INCLUDE CARGO

BULLS ARE SAFE

https://mobile.twitter.com/fxmacro/status/1237919429050146816

>>17719434
this is why it sucks that this place is moderated at all
couldve easily just spammed gore and isis shit

even after all these years they still cant handle it

>>17718529
The fuck?

He’s saying that if he vacated his position for someone more capable it’d be better for the markets

>>17719646
Wrong. Trump is the stock market. Biden or any other nigger will take the life out of the stock market as it was Pre 2016. The pre coronavirus boom to 30k was ALL TRUMP.

>>17719508
This. Economy was cracking, but Trump apparently decided it wasn't happening fast enough, so he decided to kick it off the cliff tonight.

Spy puts in the morning?