/biz/ - Business & Finance

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im scared

>>17715204
It's unironically over. Hope all of you anons took the warnings seriously and stocked up!

>>17715204
Lemme guess
"Everything is fine, look at this graph showing how many the flu has killed. You are all being unreasonable so please calm down."

Lol. If i voted my choice is either Trump or Bernie (just to see what he does).

Time for XRP to moon

i trusted you,orange
i trusted my money on you AND YOU BROKE MY HEART AND WALLET!

>>17715243
Actually now that I think of it if bernie gets voted this market will collapse even harder. Should i vote for him instead of trump, assuming im not lazy enough to not vote at all?

>>17715243

Bernie is a gay jew

Orange man bad!

CoFEFE

>>17715259

If you want unlimited spics and niggers, and a ban on automobiles, go with the kike

I'm gonna be pissed if there's another bank bailout i've got 10K riding on banks getting fucked

>>17715204
Wee woo we're all gonna die ps Bitcoin is now illegal

He is announcing he has the virus and is going to die

>>17715204
Does this idiot actually think he can save the market by having a 5 minute speech every two days?

>>17715204
This. Two weekend festival events I was signed up to work this month cancelled on me today too. Corona chan just officially hit my pockets for the first time.
>>17715243
Same but Bern man effectively lost last night.

>>17715334
>trust me I know how to speak to them, they're my people. Mkay?

>>17715334

dont forget the full cope mode tweets

>>17715279
whichever direction we get, the nation is ending.
make money off the kike

>>17715204
Everything should have been sold when Trump fucking announced that corona virus briefings are now classified information. Imagine barring the public from further information regarding a PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS.
He's basically locked us in for a recession with that boneheaded move. And what's worse is all he needed to do was just fucking accept the WHO tests, have done his fucking job when the shit first started, told people the truth about how widespread it was, and then have coordinated with businesses PUBLICLY so that the shit would get priced in instead of just being a volatility catastrophe.

DUCKING BULLISH

>>17715204
Right, and as if our beloved God Emperor would ever try and hurt us? Whatever he says, it will only boost the economy again. Which is a shame almost, stock prices can fall a bit more as far as I am concerned... moar gainz

>>17715257
dumbass.. you trusted a retarded reality tv star that had 7 bankruptcies? kek

>>17715403
I really hope the master minds behind the corona virus propaganda are indicted

>>17715334
he's just buying time and probably figuring out an exit plan.. or might just have a coronary.

>>17715446
glow more commies holy fucking shit tell your boss you failed to infiltrate /biz/

Can't wait for him to talk about LINK.

>>17715204
fug. I need to get some toilet paper NOW

>>17715456
ok Q. you can fuck off back to /pol/ now

>>17715243
>just look at this graph showing a virus that has a much lower rate of contagion and mortality rate is worse than another virus with both a higher contagion and mortality rate
>I’d vote for this man to be in charge of everything in my country
trump burgers really must be the dumbest people on the planet

>>17715230
Stocked up on what?

>>17715491
I'm gonna use a hose in my backyard.

>>17715456
>>17715482
Based.

I'm still waiting for the Great Awakening on November 2, 2017, just as Q predicted, but if this happened it would be good too.

>>17715544
A hose is unironically a better investment than LINK.

>>17715204
ETA?

>>17715482
is this like some Q schizo mailing list? Where do you get this shit.

Pure faggotry all around in this thread.

Trump is the most based POTUS in history and he will get us all through this. I have 100% confident in this man and Im not worried. would unironically give him my daughter if I had one.

>>17715540
Toilet paper

>>17715679
He literally thought it was a hoax a week ago, he's a total dumbass who should let people with brains do the thinking.

>>17715334
He can't do anything else. He's just trying to make people not get into panic mode which is becoming harder and harder.

>>17715850
He's gonna turn on the printing presses

>>17715204
If you can, stock up on food right now. If he does announce a national emergency the stores are going to get fucked right after, and it'll be more than the TP/Sanitizer faggots this time.

>>17715871
>BRRRRRRRRR

>>17715803
it is unironically not a big deal
on the internet you could think the world is gonna end
bout out on the streets everything is normal
trump is based and knows best thing to do is calm you retards the fuck down

>>17715850
People should be panicking, why the fuck do people think otherwise at this point

>>17715540
Food, water, and daily essentials. If you haven't you are already fucked.

>>17715906
I'm pretty gud. Not him but I got half a lamb and half a hog in my freezer. Two hams and a pancetta curing atm. Keto, anyone?

>>17715904
Panicking over what? I'm just worried about supply chain disruptions. Boomers are cancelling the world to save their asses.

>>17715906

Look at all these idiots treating this like it is a zombie apocalypse.

It’s a bad flu outbreak essentially. No one our age is at a major risk of harm. Worst case scenario for you and everyone you know is you’re going to get a bad cold. The only people who should be worrying right now are healthcare employees. They are at the greatest risk for getting sick and overworked.

Panicking is stupid.

>>17715985
Good luck when your sorry ass gets fucking quarantined and you wind up sucking dick for a pack of saltine crackers and a bottle of water to feed you and your family!

>>17715969
What supply chain are you worried about being disrupted that would ruin your life for a month? There is nothing that you need that is going to be affected (unless you need some obscure medications made in another country or something)

>>17716011
why would I need the saltines if I have dick

>>17715985
People aren't buying this shit because of the virus retard. They're buying it and preparing because once the government plays their hand then everyone is going to jump at once. Stores will get destroyed by mobs of people trying to buy anything that's edible, guns and ammo will sell out instantly, and pretty much society will descend into survivalism. I'm preparing for society to shit the bed and I want to make sure I can weather it if I have to.

>>17716012
>he thinks it's for a month

>>17716036
You’re an idiot

>>17716012
Mostly if the U.S. decides to do domestic quarantines.

Merm......
Yesh....
The boomers gonna get it....
Ha×!!!!!!

You are all insane. All of you faggots. Just sit at home, have your groceries delivered, and use your computer to gain from this situation. It will be the max gain in the shortest amount of time you ever had. I was actually surprised to come here tonight and reading /biz/. You can't all be this dumb

>>17716050
Why would a quarantine affect you? Go sit in a hospital for two weeks. Who cares?

>>17715985
You don’t know your parents? I know and love mine. I don’t want them to die just because you are a fucking retard who can’t see two feet in front of him. Sorry.

>>17715257
>you tearing me apart lisa

>>17716064
It’s all retards here. Literal retards.

>>17716032
Touche

>>17716048
best case scenario, I don't have to grocery shop for several months. Worst case, I'm cozy while you're being punched in the face by some boomer over toilet paper and a packet of Uncle Ben's Insta rice.

>>17715204
too bad you can only buy drugs with bitcoin or maybe this would be bullish. maybe in another 10 years.

>>17716079
That shits gay as fuck anon. It's gonna kill my gains

>>17716064
What the fuck do I do on my computer to gain from this?

>>17716064
>Just sit at home, have your groceries delivered
Speaking of dumb faggots, get a load of this fucking gem!

>>17716064
All the doomposting is unreal. I can't tell if it's just pisstaking or not

>>17716079
short sighted
supply chains get smashed in the pooper if factory workers, warehouse, truck drivers, normie shelf stockers get quarantined

Is there chaotic anarchy in China? Italy?

>>17715446
Get off my board plebbit trash

>>17715906
Why not just use tap water?

>>17716110
Oh, I’m dealing with children, got it

>>17716130
>Like I literally can't even

>>17715803
no you thought he said it was a hoax because you consume more MSM propaganda than tranny dick and you're the literal definition of the NPC meme

>>17715906
I could go to the store literally right now and buy basically anything I want, except maybe toilet paper because everyone read on Facebook "EVERYONE IS BUYING TOILET PAPER" so they ran out and bought 500 packs of toilet paper.

>>17716138
Dissidents are fucking shot in the street. What kinds of retarded ass fucking question is that?

>>17716195
Please explain what part of it that Trump thought was a hoax, since it was all true.

>>17716203
Try that 30 min after they declare a quarantine in your area. Good luck! We can call it the get the shit you need or get fucked quarantine challenge. It can be the next viral sensation!

>>17716238
You just said if I haven't done it already "I'm fucked"

>>17716064
Based

>>17716208
What’s it like being a schizo?

>>17716246
Clearly

>>17716252
What's it like being a low IQ faggot?

>>17716246
>I just caught you in a technical inconsistency!
>wah, wah, spoonfeed me

>>17716252
>military will never shoot civilians! not in muh West!

This is why corona chan is a good thing. Less normies once it's over.

>>17715204
>9pm eastern
whats that in rightful Queens Godly GMT proper time then

>>17716130
I have a feeling that /pol/steres invaded spreading the doom message

>>17715204
time for corporate bailouts and billions of dollars for the oil and gas industries!

I hope you weren't expecting to not go to work though goy

>>17716424
this guy knows what's up. soon they're gonna bailout the oil companies that can't sustain and guess what? russia can continue selling oil at $25 a barrel for 6-10 years so we're gonna continue giving money to our oil companies for them to survive.
russia is literally gonna bleed us out and then the banks are gonna collapse (which might be sooner actually considering the fact that they are trading FUCKING SUBPRIME CAR LOANS FOR TREASURY NOTES TO MAKE THEIR DAILY PAYMENT) and the US will no long be a superpower.
this, of course, won't happen if we go to war. doesn't matter with who, war economy is the only thing that can save us.

>>17715204
Possibly mandated paid sick leave (although probably just fed employees)

>world is ending
>never even got to have sex
Fuck this

>state of emergency in dc

How fucked am I, bros?

>>17715482
The classic communism organization, the CIA

>>17716510
it's alright man. sex is overrated, a lot of buildup for a few seconds of ecstasy followed by "why the fuck do i spend most of my time trying to do this again"

>>17715904
Bitch I already had like 50 pounds of rice and a job with unlimited work from home. I'm chillin

>>17716505
see >>17716424
workers aren't getting shit

>>17715525
Huh? Trumps fun to have in office considering he put the pressure on China. No notable republicans otherwise for choices. As for the otherside it was Yang but he dropped out. No neetbux for me. Bernie looks like he'll make the stock market collapse real hard which is why id vote for him. Seems like it'd be interesting to see what happens.

>>1771648
Green new deal and infrastructure spending on nuclear is literally the only way out. Simulate a wartime economy to build some renewable energy independence.

>>17715482
Trust the plan

>>17716424
You must sit in your wage cage wagie. If you have scheduled in person meetings, you must still come into the office and virtually attend the meeting through our meeting software while sitting in your cage.

>>17715204
I hope he fucking coofs on camera

>>17715456
>>17715482
What does it say about a male population when they start writing up childish fantasies like this?

probably going to announce war with Iran or that he's going to bomb the shit out of them or something

>>17716118
Short crypto and stocks. Buy SQQQ

>>17716079
Its funny that you think hospitals will be able to manage that many people.

>>17716761
>b-but Mr President.. this pandemic.. the markets..
>Iran. I said, Bomb the FUCK outta them, NOW!
you're probably right desu

>>17715540
SNSS

>>17716859
wag that dog

>>17716169
kek chinks used that as leverage to force registering into quarantine by turning it off

>>17715204
As someone who is a self employed contract worker and my project getting terminated tomorrow none of their "bailouts" help me.

>>17716064
>Stop worrying about other people and the state of the world, huddle alone and incorporate yourself further!

If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 the financial systems will be intact and this is the biggest bear trap right now.

>>17716761
>that he's going to bomb the shit out of them
that's not how this works
you bomb first, then hold a press conference saying you bombed the shit out of them

>>17716908
How can it be a bear trap?

>>17715403
This. We have the most robust scientific community in the history of civilization, and we left this in the hands of senile boomers led by HHS (Eli Lilly’s president), and CDC (*severe* case of nepotism)

The incompetence is nothing but unexpected.

3000 people did not die from the CoronaVirus. When I left for Mar-a-Lago, they had anywhere from 6 to 18 deaths. As time went by it did not go up by much. Then, a long time later, they started to report really large numbers, like 3000...

.....This was done by the Democrats in order to make me look as bad as possible when I was successfully raising Billions of Dollars to help fight the CoronaVirus. If a person died for any reason, like old age, just add them onto the list. Bad politics. I love America!

>>17715482

Where did this come from? It would be great if all these things happened, but anyone who writes "should of" instead of "should have" is a questionable source.

>>17715403
>when Trump fucking announced that corona virus briefings are now classified information
Did he announce that? I'm pretty sure it was leaked by Reuters. The meetings have been classified since January.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-secrecy-exclusive/exclusive-white-house-told-federal-health-agency-to-classify-coronavirus-deliberations-sources-idUSKBN20Y2LM

Bad fucking idea regardless.

>>17715204
*meanwhile at the Fed*

>>17715204

>>17717143
World war 3?

>>17715285
Of course there would be a bailout. The banking system collapsing would be catastrophic.

>>17716944
We’re gonna see a lot of these guys, this is who is talking and making decisions about this public health crisis behind closed doors.

HHS
> From 2012 to 2017, Azar was President of the U.S. division of Eli Lilly and Company, a major pharmaceutical drug company, and was a member of the board of directors of the Biotechnology Innovation Organization, a pharmaceutical lobby.

>>17715204
No one cares.

>>17716944
CDC’s DC spook
>Redfield's parents were both scientists at the National Institutes of Health, and Redfield's career in medical research was influenced by this background.
> As an undergraduate, Redfield attended Georgetown University, obtaining a Bachelor of Science from the university's College of Arts and Sciences in 1973. He then attended Georgetown University School of Medicine, and was awarded his Doctor of Medicine in 1977. Redfield's medical residency was undertaken at the Walter Reed Army Medical Center (WRAMC) in Washington, D.C., where he completed his postgraduate medical training and internships in internal medicine (1978–1980). By 1982 at WRAMC Redfield had completed clinical and research fellowships in infectious diseases and tropical medicine.

>>17717263
https://youtu.be/xhYJS80MgYA

>>17717003
I know this shit sounds crazy... but even PRISON BREAK hinted that there’s knowledge out there that could cure many diseases etc. it was called “SCYLLA” in the show

>>17715482
>>17715456

are americans really like this? Like are their actually low iq kkona white trump supporters who unironically believe this? Trump has been accused of raping a 13 year olds and openly said young women/teens are hot. not to mention the peeping teen america thing. That's what these boomers would classify as pedophilia too

>>17716889
Do you realize where you are faggot? We hate people anyway. We hate all of you faggots even. In fact, the less humans I see, the less I wanna smash their faces

>>17717263
>>17717230
white male shabbos goys, doing what they're told..

>>17717338
Stop regurgitating Jewish media lies anon

>>17716761
Imagine he annouces nuclear war as the bombs get shot?

>>17717417
You have to be 18 to post here

>>17716079
You do realize that if people like Utility workers, truck drivers, etc, all have to stay home, society grinds to a halt, right?
You have no idea what people do when they're hungry and scared. We are nothing more than animals, and modern society isn't as omnipotent as one may think.
It's unironically happening.

>>17716747
Boredom.

>>17717185
Military Tribunals. Financial reset. Destruction of the NWO.

The President is calm and collected, and he is signaling Q openly now. On Twitter, at his rallies, at press conferences.

We are entering the next phase.

It's all about to play out, but it won't be clean and easy. Coronavirus, essentially influenza with a scary name, is the cover for everything to be put in place. Quarantines, martial law, travel restrictions, border closure, national guard deployed.

Perfect time to make mass arrests without the world burning down.

Nothing can stop what is coming.

>>17715904
Because we wash our hands you fucking nigger.

>>17717361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6N-ZP6QIfQ

>>17716541
Wrong. Sex with a woman you love and who loves you is amazing. Hence why sex within monogamous relationships has been promoted in one form or another throughout human history. All these dumb fuck kids going around looking for there next conquest will never feel real sexual pleasure.

>>17716036
>Be american.
>Have found full bottles of beer, unopened packs of cigarettes and canned food inside trash cans.
Yeah, American apocalypse is like an average day in Eastern Ukraine.
Im just going to snap squirrels and shit in the woods.

>>17717496
>science illiteracy

>>17717496
this means BTC and cryptos will moon because everyone is buying/selling and doing even more commerce online, right?

>>17716045
8 weeks is two months.

>>17717496
>dude it's all part of the secret plan lmao
How many layers of sunk cost fallacy is this?

>>17717361
based

>>17715204

I DONT WANNA DIE

>>17717383
>white male
Those are Jews.

>>17717483
>It's unironically happening
I lose nothing.

>>17717538
Cope.

>>17717496

I'm okay this this. DESU what we really need is a cease fire between Antifa (the Bernie Bro crowd, not the useful idiot crowd who are just criminals) and the III%/New Right crowd to find common ground against the deep state. Then I'm fine to go back to ideological differences but this is more serious and it's about power, not ideology.

>>17717581
We're all gonna die eventually anon.

>>17716064
>/biz/
>surprised they're all dumb
?

>>17717538

Based.

>>17717599

Degenerate.

>>17717662
/biz/ has sometime very clear and smart moments. You need to catch the right time.

>>17716064
>pay people to deliver your groceries for you
>instead of just going out and buying supplies before the shelves empty
fuck off, zoomer

>>17715985
it's not the flu, it's the massive fucking recession it's gonna cause

>>17717749
Oh, he dared, the pleb, he dared ^^

Orange man is just going to tell people we have the best X and don't worry about it. Also helicopter money and no tax for awhile ***bonus***

>>17716064
>yo woolies delivery man, can i get some shit?
>nah we're out of shit
good plan bro

>>17717691
8am gmt to 12 gmt

>>17717496

>>17716392
1AM in Glorious Scientific UTC proper time

>>17715540
Ammo

>>17717496
based schizo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k19WyNDHlmY&feature=youtu.be

:)

>>17715253
this is it; the big one.
our lives will change forever, anons you still have 15 mins to accumulate.

>>17715253
>>17717995
i'm praying fren

>>17715456
>all caps
Just gonna completely disregard this boomer nonsense

>>17715540
Chainlink, this is the last dip before the moon mission. Oh yeah, fuck niggers and fuck coronavirus

He will announce it's only the flu SPY 1K EOY

Is this that meme virus that people always posted a picture of bill gates saying would happen?

>>17715482
imagine being this emotional over a politician. ffs

MY SPY STAYS SUPER HIGH 1K EOY

>>17717604
Antifa is a domestic terrorist organization.

If you are a part of the group, you are fucked sorry. I know leftypol have been shitting up /biz/ lately so I know you are reading this.

Enjoy GITMO :)

>>17715204
HERE WE GO GUYS ITS FINALLY HAPPENING,
HES FINALLY GONNA DECLARE WAR ON IRAN

SOMEONE POST UPDATES SOMEONE POST UPDATES I CAN'T WATCH IT

>>17718210
Finger's crossed for war on China

it's happening

LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE

>>17718223
It's basically just him begging people not to sell their stocks.

>>17717569
this lmao, didnt realise Q posters still had faith.. if trump was going to use this as an opportunity to close borders then why hasnt he already, he's had italy, china, iran, singapore as examples of what and what not to do...

What the hell do I do if I have a Roth IRA?

why is he so TIRED???

Just a flu bro

>>17717569
Davy Jones lad

>>17718226
he dosent got the balls but id like a major war too and not just with some small pussy nation

>>17718223
>infected are starting to show inhuman characteristics
>martial law declared
>infected being executed on sight
>stay indoors - authorities have the situation under control

>>17718257
lol look at his left eye

IS HE SICK? WHY IS HE BREATHLESS?

oh its just about corona chan

jesus he looks very sick / tired

POOL'S CLOSED NIGGERS

ubi confirmed for paycheck to paycheck plebs

>>17718361
Says who?

>liquidity

>>17718171
It's funny to hear trump supporters whine about the media dividing people by religion when Trump himself supports Saudi Arabia proxy warring with Iran based on ancient religious disputes.

why his voice so raspy

>>17718417
He's gonna cooof

>>17718417
Supressing cough

>>17715204
>We are all in this together
TOP KEK

>>17718417
hes got CORONA CONFIRMED

>>17718171
Absolutely correct. If you are dumb enough to be part of a teenage organisation that likes to beat up the elderly, you indeed are fucked. You may not know it yet. But you are.

>>17718417
that's how a real man talks soiboi

>>17718460
hmmm... now were could we get that liquidity from? if only there was some form of say "on demand liquidity"

>we're all in this together
TRUMP CONFIRMED LINK MARINE H O L Y S H I T
1000000 EOM

>>17718441
IM GONA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
coughf coughf coughf

>>17715334
He's a delusional narcissist surrounded by ass-kissers. Of course he does.

hmmm... now were could we get that liquidity from? if only there was some form of say "on demand liquidity"

>>17718295
>imagine the smell

He should've done a lot more. Close schools for three months, close work for a month. This will barely change the course at all.

>>17715898
>he's based as fuck!
>he did a really stupid thing that eliminated my faith in him
>stupid thing doesn't matter, he's based

only trumpfucks.

>>17718585
How, exactly, is Trump going to close work for a month when the Republicans in the Senate just blocked the emergency sick leave bill?

>>17718533
He is a man who finally as a politician had a feel for what his voters want. AND THAT aftter all is what a democracy should be about. We are way more fucked in Europe. We had a right winger win.. and after that, absolute uproar until in Thüringen was finally a left in place. And that was called democracy.

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>>17718551

>>17715204
HOW DO I SHORT THE MARKET
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BUT SOMEONE HELP ME PROFIT OFF THIS SHIT
THERE ARE PEOPLE MAKING 6 AND 7 FIGURES OFF THIS PLEASE JUST HELP ME PAY MY RENT

>>17718648
Inverse ETFs. Google that and pick a sector of the economy, index, or commodity and buy the ETF. They trade at premium or discount which magnifies your profits and losses at times.

>>17718551

>>17718629
How drunk are you?

>>17718648
How about I command you pleb to shut the fuck up?

>>17718605
How is he going to do that 0% payroll tax that he loves so much?

>>17718705
How about SQQQ compared to QQQ

OH SHIT TRUMP HAS CORONA CONFIRMS SELL EVERYTHING

>>17718629
>politician had a feel for what his voters want. AND THAT aftter all is what a democracy should be about
this isn't true whatsoever, a democracy is about a representative body acting in its people's best interests, not "what they want". people don't understand consequences of what they want. Your argument is "the government should throw the baby out with the bathwater if that's what the guy the population voted in wants". I'll remind you that Trump's will isn't "the will of the people" given he lost the popular vote.

>>17718714
Being drunk is standard m8... so to ask how drunk makes little difference

>>17718752
SQQQ
SDOW
SPXS

i hope you faggots load up on this shit I've been telling you guys in almost every thread, there better not be any threads 3 months from now with sad pepes about how you missed shorting the crash

>>17718761
>About to make it
>yellow fever to the extreme
>every intention of acquiring harem of Chinese qts
>all chinks die
Ffs

>>17718766
Now, dear Anon, what have I said when I entered this arena tonight?

>>17718705
>Inverse ETFs
You recommend them to me because they're less complex to manage than an option of some sort, right? That'd be fine, I just want to know.

>>17718806
Would you SDOW or SIJ?

>>17715265
> cannot even spell "covfefe" right

HAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

>>17716888
Get a real job kiddo

>>17719288
what could it be? lets speculate

>>17719288
Why?

>>17719288
Imagine the shouting.

>>17719288
>whaddya want know, angela
>Donald...I don't think you understand...
>...it's worse than you could ever imagine

>>17719261
SIJ not a bad bet either, might be a little late on that one but still room for gains

>>17719359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lbGAzo9RrM

>>17719332
>what could it be?
fake and gay, that's what

>>17719477
Of course. It was a rethortical question.

>>17719410
>>17718705
Oh, well, never mind. I only have $14 in my account and I forgot that it takes forever to transfer money in if you're a pleb like me.

Thanks anyway duders.

Angela Merkel, the nightmare of Europe, the evil witch of Europe, forcing everyone against the will of the people to accept every migrant an also pay for their free living... THIS will be the downfall of our civilisation more than anything else. Germans yet again ned to be pushy... in this case pushy the wrong way

Haven't Germans had more han one chance to vote differently now? It seems that they don't care that Europeans do not want to welcome half of Africa and so on. I have the solution. As of now, Germans will take every single nigger themselves. No more pushing them to other countries.

>>17715482
hi cattle!

>>17717538
women dont feel love though
they wanna fuck you and toss you as much as you do

sex is actually pretty simple

>Wake up to take a piss at 3:30am
>check phone

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAS THIS STUPID BOOMER DONE

>>17718641
Based

>>17715540
Food, guns, precious metals. You know, the standard prepper shit.

>>17715985
my wifes pregnant you fucking retard
it affects way more people than just healthcare workers.
affects people our age.

>>17722002
Punish it for me that pleb.

>>17715204
unironically bought a gun to kill myself if shit really hits the fan

>>17715985
>me me me me
god fucking kill yourself
imagine now all the fucking zoomers and Millenials thinking likes this, the hospital will be overrun because "is just a flu bro" I want to see your ass without any meds fighting just a flu

>>17715540
hentai

>>17722152
>my wifes pregnant you fucking retard
You're the retard. Not a single pregnant woman has died from it you goddamn pussy.
t. my wife's also pregnant and I bothered to DMOR, unlike your dumb ass.

>>17723195
>>17723348
Take your meds doomer

is now the time to finally buy all the luxury shit ive been holding off on
been looking for a couch and mattress, dont even give a fuck if chinks coughed all over it

Test

>>17717384
Wyoming lulz, based Wyoming

I'm so glad in a month the boomers and even gen x will finally get their comeuppance.
I'm extremely bullish on real estate, moving companies and any financial company involving estate taxes.
You're welcome plebs, hope you bought your masks already.

>>17724585
I only have 3 masks, one for me and one for each of my parents

>>17724600
____?

Who else completely liquid since a month ago and patiently awaiting massive gains from buying low later?

>>17715456
>>17715482
Gay Q larp boomer fantasy cope

>>17725551
right here. sold all my eth in the 270-280 range, just waiting.

>>17724869
who is the guy in the middle?

>>17725692
We gon' get rich boi.

>>17718171
Wow they posted in 2020 what has been published in countless articles since 2016, quite impressive

>>17715285
you dumb nigger if the banks go down they all go down and your 10k is WORTHLESS

>>17717496
Bro the nurses have been looking for you, you are not even allowed to post on the internet

>>17717496
Where is the Q larp happening I want to read it

>>17715456
>>17715482
magical thinking: the posts.

>>17716036
It's crazy how clearly I can picture how you look like irl just by reading your post. typical mutt neckbeard

>>17717846
cheers lad, fell asleep and missed it anyway
Orange Leader One's speech seems to have had the desired effect tho, market malarkey all up and everyone calm af. In future, I'll remember - Time Trump speaks = DUMP, FUCKING ALL OF IT, TIME

>>17715482
>members of the government released a bio weapon because they needed to stop “pedos” who wanted to sleep with teen girls
Is there anything more cringe than American boomers. How do they actually believe this

>>17719859
germans don't have democracy where do you think the term “unelected bureaucrats” came from?