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A US physician just said 70 to 150 million Americans will get corona. 15% lethality for people over 60. So for us to profit we need to figure out what millennials get the boomer inheritance money. Any ideas?

>> No.17713481

>>17713444
it should be all given to the public of course. so officials can line their pockets even more

>> No.17715040

we need to find a hot hooker, infect her with corona intentionally, and let biden make out with her, then let trump make out with her. we'll keep bernie in a plastic bubble for his safety, then we all vote for him to win the election, and then he can bring in the inheritance tax. this plan is foolproof and easy to work out

>> No.17715244

>>17715040
Can't tell if bait. Are you a faggot?

>> No.17715306

>>17715244
getting triggered regardless makes you one, why respond? Shut your mouth and move on with your life

>> No.17715450

>>17715306
Sorry tranny, you have no power here.

>> No.17715508

>>17713444
they won't give it to millennials, they will give their wealth to corporate charities and their zoomer grandchildren, further solidifying millennials as the poorest generation of the last hundred years.

>> No.17715528

>>17715040
No. Bernie is too old to be trusted with this. Crash it with no boomers.

>> No.17715545

>>17713444
There won’t be any money to inherit. Expect the stock market to reach multi decade lows

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>>17713444
That movie was fucking terrible.

>> No.17715569

>>17715306
Bernie will catch the virus and die an agonizing and hilarious death. He's gonna FEEL THE BEEEEERN in his lungs, it will literally feel like fire to breathe

>> No.17715601

Don't worry, the hospitals are already working on implementing surge pricing so they can steal your parents entire estate. Maybe they can get Congress to pass a law making the next-of-kin liable for any remaining overages too.

>> No.17715653

>>17713444
>Any ideas?
Funding anime girls proyects

>> No.17715889

>>17713444
>70 million people will catch the wildly contagious virus yet somehow the rest won't

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>>17713444
Americans are doomed.

>> No.17716142

How do we benefit from this pandemic in general /biz/?

>> No.17716216

Will corona beer kill corona ?

>> No.17717190

>>17715040
Kys berntard scum

>> No.17717258

>>17715040
KEK, even better reading the other replies who are mot likely mutts as they don't get it.