/biz/ - Business & Finance

>* BANK OF AMERICA'S MOYNIHAN, IN WHITE HOUSE CORONAVIRUS MEETING, SAYS U.S. BANKS ARE STRONGLY CAPITALIZED
>* GOLDMAN SACHS' SOLOMON SAYS BANKS ARE IN GOOD SHAPE, WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS
>* CITI'S CORBAT SAYS THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
>* PRESIDENT TO MAKE STATEMENT AT 8:00PM EDT
From White House meeting just now

What in the ACTUAL FUCK is this market?

We're seeing more crabs than a fucking budget whore house here.

ACCUMULATE

REFR

CHEAPIES

BOIS

>2.65

EARNINGS CALL TOMORROW AH

LOAD UP BOYOS

REFR

CHEAPIES

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

\O/

REFBALL!!!!

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeMlQEWEg2Q

HODL SQQQ

BLACK THURSDAY INCOMING

>>17713053
>After Post-market hours
He knows

DUMP

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE DIP BRO!!!

I TOLD YOU DOG!!!!

Holy shit. This is a big crash isn't it? FUCK

WEW BUDDY

>>17713044
BULLS AND BEARS, WE'VE BOTH GOTTEN TOO COCKY

Am I seeing delayed info I'm only seeing it at minus 5.62 and down 1405 points?

>just a healthy correction

>>17713044
This is just normal market operations where independent participants find the correct price to end eod.
No such thing as market intervention/manipulation.
The Market Regulates itself.

THIS BOEING SELL OFF

>HERE WE GO

>>17713053
Who the fuck trusts a word bankers say after 2008

CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE MARKET ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17713085
what about the anon posting about the 200 billion pump tomorrow?

if i had listened about the 3:30 pump today i could have got more shares

SPY 52 WEEK LOW HIT
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

FUCK BOOMERS
FUCK BULLS
FUCK JANNIES

Hey at least LCl is up today.

the market shows great resistence at 23.5k i think it will never drop below that ever gain.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17713084
based (but it's just the beginning :))

BRR

>>17713104
SNIBBIDY SNAB :DDDD

UH OH STINKY

>covid19 is priced in

LAST MINUTE MEGA DUMP

THE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>tfw allergic to crabs and oysters

How's oil?

>>17713053
link please
WH news only has seattle stuff as the latest

Over an entire year of gains wiped out in a couple of weeks

>>17713044
how do I learn to read charts?/Where?
Thanks anons

>ITS DOWN 1600 POINTS
>TIME TO PUMP
Said fucking no one ever

>>17713085
I didn't sell my 4/17 calls
I hope you're right

>>17713118
>watched 18k in profit slip away in 1 week

DING DING DING DING DING

OH NONONONONO

>>17713105
Current DOW is -5.85% -1467

>BRRRRRRRR

one of my spy calls didnt sell....uhoh

not even that bad

Are we officially in a bog market now?

>>17713044

Threadly Reminder

>>17713163
Cope

>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%>-5.86%

>>17713114
It’s the fact they even have to say that out loud is the bad part

>”uh yeah it’s fine and yeah we totally have enough coverage”

Do people expect the fed to pump at the end of the day and just wait till they do and sell? it's seems like a smart thing to do since it happens every fucking day now.

>>17713140
still getting delisted

>>17713159
Well we went down today so we will probably go up tomorrow

>>17713109

Fuck all of you who went balls deep in that last dump and had to covered sending us back hours.

What a fucking farce this shit is

Hello /biz/ have no money can I get a quick rundown on what's happening

>>17713085
Interplanetary VIX

>>17713104
CRAB TIME

if any of you are watching TV, what's the point of the idiots clapping for 30+ seconds at every market open/close?

>>17713165
truth is, the market was bogged from the start

>>17713184
>tfw up $200 today

>>17713192
printer go brrrrr

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 3.14%, a little painful, caught the eod pump on leverage for a little fun. Watching divergence between market, bond yields, and precies closely, what can it mean :o
Again, closed over 273.50

Closed SQQQ out, will get more tomorrow on the fake and gay dead cat bounce.

ITS OVER

>>17713192
>line go down for two months then go up for 6 years.
Repeat

>>17713168
i reckon were actually only at that first leg down desu

>23,551
23,551
>23,551
23,551
>23,551
23,551

Expect spinning tommrow about the market recovering

>>17713178
puts on open, calls at 3:30

It’s officially a bear market

Pretty telling that the EOD Fed Pump fell relatively flat. I mean I guess it bumped em about 1-1.5% up from today's lows but usually they are more powerful.
Is the Fed losing power? That sounds pretty tasty

>>17713192
See
>>17713100

>S&P500 above -5%
>DOW above -6%
hell yeah

Niceeee, hedged in my short right at the close with UPRO. Synthetic day trades are based.

>>17713198

10YR Treasury is at 0.82

>>17713192
Bulls don't have any money either.

>>17713178
>He missed it

>>17713104
Explain what a crab market is

>AMD green
How the fuck?

This is too stressful.

>>17713197
The people who actually trade and work at exchanges IRL can only be described as autistic retards.

>>17713192
brrrrrrrrr

>>17713200
OPTIONS ARE BEAUTIFUL :d

>>17713204
-1.46% ($361). LCI closed green. Heh. At least one thing in my portfolio is green.

>>17713204
I didn't get out before the pump and went from being +8.5% to being down 5.1%
I look forward to the inevitable crash continuing tomorrow.

>>17713178
Because it's not the fed pumping it's shorters trying to time a flush at the close and always ruining it and then being forced to send it flying up carrying the bulls along.

My XLF puts spiked 50%+ the second before the closing bell despite the price of the ETF not changing... the exact same thing happened on friday and oil dropped by 25% over the weekend. Someone knows something and I'm scared.

>>17713184
i fucking hope so

god, what a fucking ride
totally cashed out of anything short-term volatile; last night i submitted my account transfer request to move my robinhood account to e-trade since this trash app is going tits-up any day now

got rekt, made it back

>>17713231
AMD is going to explode after Coronavirus fears subside. $80+/share

buying on the way down hurts, at least i know i'll be rich eventually

>>17713192
Ever seen the wtc fall down?

>dow down 20% over the course of a month
>crab market

>>17713219
It's not a fed pump for fucks sake, it's traders selling their shorts and covering puts before the market closes. It happens often on red days like this.

>>17713194
So an IV Crush is an asteroid hitting your options

Whens the disney meeting?

>>17713178
Be careful about this. Every time the market starts to show a predictable pattern, that pattern has a habit of changing.

>>17713204
Only made money buying and selling SPXU for $100 profit but the value of the rest of my portfolio is down 10% in one day ahhhhh

>>17713224
That means we will actually go back to normal give or take a few weeks thank goodness.

Can I panic now?

>>17713219
You're crazy if you think the Fed and the gov't wont do everything in their power to stabilize the market lmao

Will there be a bounce tomorrow? Thinking of selling my shorts now and getting them back tomorrow

>>17713260
the market is what i say it is

>>17713237
I wasn't even trading options I was just crabbing all day on Blackberry, SNSS and GALT.

>>17713192
Invest in printers.

>>17713178
All these idiots were wrong go to /pol/ if you want to know what's going on. /pol/ was right again

>>17713253
Ah, I see a fellow alpha buck diamond hands put holder

>OFFICIAL BEAR MARKET
OFFICIAL BEAR MARKET
>OFFICIAL BEAR MARKET
OFFICIAL BEAR MARKET
>OFFICIAL BEAR MARKET
OFFICIAL BEAR MARKET
>OFFICIAL BEAR MARKET
OFFICIAL BEAR MARKET
>OFFICIAL BEAR MARKET

>tfw timed the bottom
>tfw free gains when the market recovers tomorrow

>tfw AMD was the one stock I didnt sell off

>>17713255
based on what

NO WAIT I ONLY SOLD ONE SHARE OF SQQQ FUCK MY DAY TRADES AAAAAAAAA

>>17713277
They can't do shit it's a virus and cities are shutting down no pump can solve this.

wtf

BUY BRR

UP 8% TODAY LMAO

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/brr?countrycode=sg

SSL is being accumulated at fire sale levels heavy volume . Takeover bid soon? Tasty assets.

>>17713197
Their claps keep the market gods satisfied allowing it to continue another day

Gold mining stocks will recover right? I longed real hard and now I want to die my hands are bloody as fuck I don't know if I should sell the calls but I'm down 30 percent on it holy fuck help me. KL and GORO

>>17713260
descending crab

>>17713251
>>17713253
>using RH ahead of potential exit scam
wew

>>17713275
Those are old. Go to investing.com/indices/indices-futures

So what happens when printer goes BRRRRRRRRRRRR long enough and interest rates hit zero?

>>17713289
meant for >>17713192

>>17713302
>20 AMD Puts

>>17713204
All cash. No trades today. No positions. Just watching the show.

I’ve got dick around money and want to get into the market. Do I use TD Ameritrade or Fidelity for my brokerage account? Why does anyone use Robinhood in the face of all the fuckery they’ve been doing recently?

I already have a 401k account at work through fidelity if that matters for anything.

>>17713220
but mostly

>fedpump saved market from going sub 23k today

FUCK THEM TOMMOROW ITS GOING TO FUCKING TANK AND THERES NO SAVING IT

>>17713154
My trading platform has the dow at minus 1513

>>17713289
What is Pol saying?

>>17713150
Unrealized profit doesn't matter.

I held on to tqqq for tomorrow's 1000pt bounce. Don't let me down, bullfrens.

>>17713306
It just a flu

This bear market is only just starting.

>Trump first president to have 2 bear markets in his first term

Congrats Mr. Presiden

>>17713278

big bounce tomorrow confirmed

https://twitter.com/CNNBusiness/status/1237822142907068417
How much longer can their balance sheet hold?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17713109
brap.

>>17713308
YUGE DUMP TOMORROW.

>>17713341
COPE

>>17713044
lol who cares about the boomer DOW? chad biomemes only for me

>>17713144
anons?

>>17713229
Crab is sideways trend with or without volatility above and below the mean. However, this isn't exactly crab territory here. It's jerky around a lot but the short term mean is bearish falling.

>>17713317
i am literally transferring right now to ameritrade but their fucking system is down

All in on TVIX

>>17713360
JUST BECAUSE THOMAS WAYNE CRIED ABOUT THEM ON TV

>>17713331
Anything but RH. I switched to TDA and I like it so far.

>>17713097
Kek. Got more of these? This is one of the few times I ever came to /smg/

Guys, reminder not to panic. 2018 the market fell too, now is the time to BUY BUY BUY. Look at 2018, it falls then goes right back up.

>>17713360
until currency crisis

>>17713341
Lmao

Trump's going to do a stimulus. Dumb orange buffoon.

>>17713370
Exit scam?

Bankers of Fox News rn
Bullish

>>17713350
Bruv what the fuck how greedy are you or are you that autistic you saw 300-400% gains and was like... fuck it keep it ALL IN!

Don't worry guys! This financial crisis is NOT a financial crisis! The Bank CEOs said so! BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!

>>17713368
What are the odds of a collapse?

The bear has left the cave, I repeat the bear has left the cave

KDPCHADS WW@

>>17713402
>free money to buy out of stock products at closed shops from your home quarantine
OK

>>17713412
>Bankers on TV bullish
Pffft hahaha. Someone want to tell him what happened when Bears CEO went on TV?

Trump trying another desperate futures pump press conference tonight. Let's see if he traps the bulls again.

I'm all in on US Treasuries 20+, will i make it?

>>17713391
Shut up with your constant barrage of unsubstantiated parrotting. You permabulls are absolutely insufferable to see on here. You haven't even run quantitative or taken statistics into full account so I recommend you shut up and continue to lose up out past earnings.

MY FUCKING STOCKS

>>17713403
td is down, they're probably getting a ton of transfers from rh

>>17713308
>Trump has no idea how to save the economy

h-ha y-yea it's probably f-fine if we don't do anything

>>17713402
Already priced in?

Anybody else buying up this dip? now that the bond market has dumped along with the stock market expect the futures to gap and go tomorrow. this was your last chance at getting fresh dip.

>>17713336
it aint going nowhere tomorrow, +2.5% on friday and bloodbath on monday again

>>17713402
>STIMULATE!

>>17713390
We have plenty of memes.

>>17713442
the fuck is this

post your daily green line goes up bros

>>17713443

i don't even know what those words mean so you better believe i'm buyin

Ahhh

>>17713422
>>17713420
Kek I went all in on UVXY at 47.90 wish me luck bear bros.

T H E

F U N D A M E N T A L S

O F

O U R

E C O N O M Y

A R E

S T R O N G !

>>17713415
My exit conditions still haven't hit, my thesis is still holding and any amount below mid 6-figures would not change my life so I do not see a reason to withdraw. Also, yeah, I have Aspergers.

GOD DAMN IT DRUMPF
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?

>I made some decisions
>I’ll be making some more
>now here’s some people to talk about stocks

DOES HE NOT GET WHY PEOPLE DONT TRUST HOW HES HANDLING THIS?!?!

>the numbers were great and I handled this great and now we’re hitting a rough patch with the numbers
BECAUSE YOURE WERENT FUCKING TESTING

IS THIS BULLISH

>>17713295
someone in yesterday's thread asked "bear niggers where are you now". here is your reply.

>>17713485
OHFUCKFUCKFCUK

unt zen ve told ze americans to buy za dip jajajaja, and zey actually believed it jajajaja

>>17713462
I'd stimulate those nips.

TIME FOR WAR LOL

am I doing this right?

>>>fedpump saved market from going sub 23k today

>>FUCK THEM TOMMOROW ITS GOING TO FUCKING TANK AND THERES NO SAVING IT

Fk the fed

>>17713465
what do you man

>>17713485

Crash is already confirmed, check the Russ 2k not the fucking Dow what is this the 20s?

>>17713462

>>17713485
Putin must be up to his fucking eyeballs in shorts.

>>17713512
the image is tiny

>>17713485
oil is going to rebound.

>>17713499
Ohhh fuggg
Real?

EVERYONES ATTACKING NOW THAT THE US IS WEAK AND HAS NO LEADERSHIP AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17713499
Should I buy Lockheed tomorrow?

>>17713485
O HET HET HET HET
ЧTO HAM ДEЛATЬ БPOЗ

>>17713485
Very bullish

>>17713350
sweet baby jesus

>>17713462
>>17713523
She looks like she fists Asian pussy on the regular. Fucking Asian chicks on fist watch

2020 is amazing
best year so far

>>17713499
This would be war with Iran and Irag (with Russian & Chinese aid)

Vietnam 2 electric boogaloo.

>>17713205
Same. I sold for 25 even, cant wait to load the fuck up again at 23

>>17713499
not all of Britain noooooooooooooo

LOL! The Bankers are all sucking Trump's cock on air because they know flattery will get them a stimulus package! This is so hilarious!

>>17713420
Depends how you define collapse. For S&P, -25% off peak is about $2550. -50% would be $1700. This price action is very bearish but I can't call the bottom or even give a probability of where it might be. The long term post-'08 trend line in log scale is right around today's low. If that breaks I think $2550 is certainly possible just on technicals alone.

Fundamentals are vulnerable as things start to fall apart under extended bearish pressure. Fed can do some stuff but they can't prevent a crash if a crash wants to happen. WHO calling PANDEMIC bad.

>>17713317
i literally said im exiting robinhood

>>17713197
I just laughed my ass off when I saw all those clowns clapping while the big red headlines were flashing "STOCKS PLUMMETING"

>buy new house due to fed cuts

JUST KILL ALL THE FUCKING BOOMERS IF YOU WANT THE YOUTH TO BUY HOUSES

>>17713536
WHEN BAGGIE WHEN???? I'll suxk your dicks if you tells me

Denmark just shut down for 14 days, all public institutions, kek. Bar critical ones.

RIP

>>17713553
Nice lol.

People's families are growing right now too!

Oops, grandma and grandpa died of Corona! Family still growing!

>>17713582
once we glass the Iranians responsible for the rocket attack.

>>17712931
Dunno. What I think now is that the virus is already endemic, and people just don't die as much as in china. However the market and the general public doesn't seem to think this, hence the panic. I see this much of a selloff irrational in sava's case. People will survive, and Alzheimer's disease will still remain an issue, and to be honest I see sava's approach being better by the day. The science behind galt stays strong as ever, and right now I don't think the virus will mess too much with the data as long as people wash their hands. I just hope they don't delay the trial out of sheer panic.

>>17713549
>ЧTO HAM ДEЛATЬ БPOЗ
LONG ON LMT, Raytheon, Boeing, everything.

>>17713574
i made money today, why cant they have?

So who wants to suck my dick? It's big and juicy.

>>17713499
based.
War is the only way to make it through a depression.

>>17713477
I have learned that whatever politicians say 90% of the time the opposite is usually true
>they said the same shit during 2001
>they said the same shit during 2008
They are saying the same shit now. they want people to be "orderly" so the CEO's can exit their positions and buy the dip

>>17713599
Do Iranians have Katyusha rockets?

US gov will:
1. ban short selling
2. setup emergency halt that triggers at -2%
3. cut payroll taxes
4. delay april tax due date
5. offer to cover paid sick leave

that's pretty much it. i really can't see them doing another stimulus check like bush did in 2007. giving consumers free money back then didn't really work. by the way gas price is still high in the most cucked states like CA because we have taxes on gas. fedgov can start by removing those taxes so that all states pay the same gas price. shit like that we can easily come up with, but no one in trump's cabinet or he himself won't do.

in CA we're also facing a huge fine if we don't have health insurance.

>>17713485
Good for oil price. Maybe. Katyushas are the weakest of munitions and no big dealio, fired off blind by militia goobers. For best oil bullishness you want real deal military involved using the good shit.

>>17713482
so 200k would not change your life?

The fuck plane of existence do you live on

>>17713499
>>17713485
Based false flag to pump BA.

>>17713499
>1 Britain

>>17713638
xD

>>17713560
I wish she would fist my pussy.

I can't wait for Trumps big statement later to be more nothing and for futures to circuit break again, we going going below 20k on Friday the 13th. You can't stop what's coming.

>>17713470
We're all gonna make it, right bros?

THE BEAR AND THE BULL

>>17713102
From all-time highs to bear market 20+% down in 20 trading sessions. Hasn't happened since World War II.

>>17713630
>1. ban short selling
>2. setup emergency halt that triggers at -2%
we china now

>>17713485
WAR CREATES ECONOMIC GROWTH
TELL TRUMP IMMEDIATELY
FORD, BOEING, LOCKHEED, AND OIL UP HUGE

>>17713470
>>17713654
R-right b-bros?

>>17713633
what the fuck can you do with 250k besides invest it?
Rent money? You certainly can't buy a decent house.

I'm also a bit autistic I don't understand the confusion.

these bank CEO's are all using their new kneepads i see. jesus christ what a cocksucking fest.

So should I jump into sqqq tomorrow bros?

>>17713653
The thing is this virus isn't getting better until at least April. If we go to 20k on Friday who's to say we're not in low teens by the end of the month?

>>17713655
Fuck this faggot. I killed him straight up every chance I got even it meant installing mods
>Oh we got too cocky booboo
>Oh we got too cocky momo
FUCK OFF YOU FAGGOTS.

>>17713655
ARE MARKING THEIR TERRITORIES

>>17713671
WE'RE GONNA PUMP BIGLY

>>17713649
post bussy

>>17713698
i'm hearing mixed things about tomorrow

SAVE US JEWS

Jeez. All these people sucking trumps dick at the same time. Guess nobody want to be the target of his anger.

>more announcements tonight
Fuck

>>17713607
LMT well off it’s highs as well
Raytheon fucking crashed today -10%

We've got at least another 10% of dropping left to go, yeah? We haven't even hit half the percentage drop we got in 2008

>>17713724
Kek, never going to make it.

Anyone still holding SPCE? Might snag a share as a collector’s item.

>>17713699
its not going to get better in april either. are you guys completely outta of it? china had to lock down to prevent spread. the US is doing fuck all. its going to keep amplifying. theyre PREDICTING 96M people infected. even if theyre prediction is 50% off thats 48M. take that number fucking in then try to say its going to get better in april.

>>17713699
Nothing as you delicious digits confirm, we're correcting this bloated bitch finally.

>>17713681
$250k is more than enough to seed a business, make a down payment on a home to then rent, and still have enough money to invest in equities and derivatives. Are you sure sure you're not just retarded?

>>17713671
THIS IS TRUE! LETS FUCKING INVADE IRAN SO WE CAN SAVE OUR PORTFOLIOS! FUCK IT I AM PRO WAR NAOW

https://www.macrotrends.net/1319/dow-jones-100-year-historical-chart

We're going to fucking drop so hard.
I can't believe I didn't see this hidden motherfucker. There's no way this is sustainable

>>17713671
Boeing is trash. Ford is hibernating. There's other miltech like NOC and RAY that go perfectly with LMT

>>17713464
Kek, cheers fren.

>>17713733
2008 was pretty much complete economic collapse. this isnt anything like that.

Does this stimulus package mean we get free money? Like we as in the people, not the banks.

>>17713739
Kek nah bro that shit will be in the pennies with all this corona baby faggot shit.

Canada finally put out policy guidance to municipalities. What do we think?

https://www.canada.ca/en/public-health/services/diseases/2019-novel-coronavirus-infection/health-professionals/public-health-measures-mitigate-covid-19.html

retard here what the fuck do these mean and are they the thingies i should buy to invest in for resources?

>>17713076

What was what?

>>17713717
I know I'm partially expecting green tomorrow for the major indexes which would lower the price of SQQQ but it could just as easily be another bloodbath tomorrow for the dow and others

When do futures start trading?

>>17713757
But Iran is over run with the covid-19. You want to send our boys over there so they can come home coofing.

>>17713780
6pm EST, but you can watch SPY between now and then for a read

Reminder that Corona is a nothing burger that will go away when the weather heats up and flu season ends

>>17713739
Me. I'm not selling at a loss and with pent up demand when Corona is over, people with be optimistic and want to celebrate so space vacations will seem like something everyone will want to invest in

POST CUTE KUMA GIRLS

>>17713739
yeah, but i shoulda sold when it neared 40. guess i'll hang onto them. they've finished a second suborbital spaceship that we should see launch once or twice this year

>>17713761
Eh, but then again, there has been a lot of economic growth from the 1900's to the 2000's.

Flip a quarter.

>>17713739
Shorted at 18/share
Once Coronavirus scare dials down I might buy back in

BRING ME TRUMP'S HEAD

>>17713761
So you don't think the economy is 10x as big as 1950? What is unreasonable about it?

>>17713802
SPCE first flight was pushed back from june to end of year now apperantly.

>>17713780
6pm ET

>>17713804

>>17713681
How much money do you have right now?

How are you going to lock in that money when your thesis stops holding?

What even is your thesis beyond "I am bearish."

I mean maybe you're really that smart, but at the same time you're playing with such a small amount of money relative to an institutional investor that it's hard to believe you aren't just equating luck with skill.

>>17713752
i don't see the point of renting a house.

The rest is valid

Trump’s not saying anything.

I don’t understand.

>The airliners and hotels are great, they’re great
>no one knew this was a problem 4 weeks ago
>I’ll talk like this at 8pm tonight again


He’s bullshitting for a weekend bump, isn’t he?

>>17713780
When your mom gets off her kneepads fag. Jesus you useless faggot.

>>17713814
Based

>>17713654
Are you completely fucking retarded? What made you buy such a long OTM short dated call?

>>17713814

WHAT THE FUCK
TWO CRASHES IN ONE TERM

IMPEACH NOW!!!

>>17713761
I would like to see an inflation-corrected version of this chart

>>17713715
Have a birb instead

PRESS WERE DONE.

>>17713841
>no one knew this was a problem 4 weeks ago
We literally knew about this since late December. This is completely asinine. We had MONTHS to prepare for this.

>>17713830
very cute mokou

Why haven’t you guys bought INNT yet?

>>17713724
>We can save you
>HYPERINFLATE IT

>>17713853
Wow this is exactly how that faggot orangutan nigger looks like.

>question you don’t like
>that’s cnn, fake news
I’m sick of this faggot

>>17713633
I am a PhD student making very little money currently but in a highly sought after subfield where the salary upon graduation is very good. I am in a situation where I can tolerate very high risk and the risk/reward of playing this market seems very good still.

>>17713367
green up good red down bad

>>17713835
5 figures. So pretty much nothing. I grew up in a million dollar home so maybe my perspective is warped.

I just don't see the reason to rent a house.

haha money printer go brrr

>>17713885
must feel good to say that, though. he can literally say “fuck you, get out” to anybody and get away with it

>>17713888
>PhD student
>subfield where the salary upon graduation is very good

What subfield?

>>17713839
>Go to bank
>Get a loan for a house
>Rent house to a tenant for more than what the monthly mortgage payment is
>Collect rent from tenant
>Use collected rent to pay off the mortgage and keep the rest as profit

>>17713769
Seems rather weak

>>17713769
I think it's half ass and way late.

for real, the Trump administration has been hijacked by neocons and lobbyists of the lowest common denominator, anyone who can't see that might as well be diagnosed with mental retardation

>>17713802
It survives the heat. Can't wait to see you cry.

>>17713888
the trouble with selling off a bigboy account is the difficulty in getting back in. most people i know with money dont get back into markets once they decide to dump everything. it's better to always have enough cash/bonds/whatever that you can sleep at night, and then eventually put to work should the opportunity present itself (now and the near future, likely)

>>17713717
Tomorrow is -2-4%. Lots of crazy headlines toward the end of trading today that haven't been absorbed into the market yet plus whatever news there is overnight. Fed won't waste a pump trying to make a Thursday green when they NEED to make Friday green to limit the crash on Monday.

>>17713931
>it's literally free money!
retard

>>17713885
>loaded question
>poisoning the well
>plain old lies
Wow, big bad orange man isn't allowed to call out lugenpresse!

>>17713939
Trump has no idea in just what a good position he'd be in right now if he didn't hire neocons and actually tried out new people in positions. Dumb orange retard gets what he deserves.

>>17713913
Sure sure
But this is doing a terrible job of placating the markets.

FUCK FUCK FUCK
WHY DIDNT I SELL MORE
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17713931
>market crashes
>house worth jack shit
>something needs to be repaired
>no profits

>>17713802
Florida has it and they have heat. I believe people are ded from there.

>>17713974
>can't answer honest valid question with no pretense

keep trying trumptard

>>17713937
>>17713933
What is your guess on pandemic time?

I'm guessing 3 months till we are done wave one, wave 2 coming some time in september. How does that sound to you all?

>>17713903
Answer the rest. I guess you're being taken care of by millionaire parents or something, so when your money disappears and you say "I don't mind, it didn't seem like much anyway." they'll blithely agree.

>>17713987
>he didn't heed our warnings and sell
>he didn't buy SQQQ
Sorry bull, can't say we didn't warn you

>>17713849
I bought the top a few weeks back.

>>17713204
Made around 40% on INO (sold) and 25% on TVIX (holding)

>>17713888
I mean i'm a software engineer with a $150k salary, but 200k is life changing.

>>17714015
im new here and have no clue what you're talking about

>>17713654
anon i...

>>17713995
>honest valid questions
>from the lugenpresse

>>17713204
Im declaring war, they cancelled st patricks day

>>17713255
>>17713304
I don't think it's going to explode, but Financial Analyst Day last week showed that AMD has a rock-solid outlook for the next years.

Corona potentially freeing up wafer capacity at TSMC down the line if Apple & Co. have to reduce orders due to lower sales would be a godsend for AMD, as they're still limited by TSMC.

NEW NEW NEW

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>>17713987
>housing market crashes
any day now guys!

>>17713974
Orange faggot is mismanaging a crisis and crashing the market.

Faggot doesn’t listen to nerds, ignored the crisis.

I don’t want a dem pres but he’s making it real hard to support reelection.

>>17714050
ituh go uhh foh EVUHHH!!!

>>17714024
Obviously this cunt isn't being upfront and if telling the truth he got a PhD almost 100% in debt so he has about 300K student loans and needs that much to pay them off its pretty obvious if you connect the dots

I'm starting to understand the power of VIX options near the end of a bull market when everything feels overpriced.

>>17713903
Im not sure how you dont understand that for 99% of americans, even those with a 200-400k house, that is life-changing money.

That is money to not have to worry about an unexpected payment, that is money to go on any vacation you wish, that is money to buy and care you want (beyond a supercar). That is money that if you lost your job, could support you for years.

>>17713962
>>17713987
Buying rental properties and turning them cashflow positive is literally what my parents and I have been doing over the last 10 years (they did it without my help for 10 years before than). This is also in California no less.

>>17713921
Without being too technical, Machine Learning//Information Theory. My thesis is on discovering graph structures between variables with incomplete measurements.

>>17713948
My plan is to go with longer dated puts once the VIX confirms my indicators and slowly grind out the bear market by selling rips. Once I have a better view of the macroeconomic scenario, I will reevaluate (recessions vs depression). My goal is to ride this thing down then start buying dividend paying stocks with a good balance sheet at the worst of the recession. A Vol crush overnight will kill me but that is a risk I am willing to take.

>t. not rich enough to gamble on stocks

>>17714088
>in cali no less

>>17714069
How can one person control the whole stock market, you absolute twat?

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>>17713881
>reddit niggers

>>17713765
Y-you got any of that v-shaped recovery fren? Hook me up

>>17713885
>standing up for cnn
lol faggot

>>17714072
seethe

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>>17713995
dilate

>>17713482
What is your thesis?

>>17713976
he realized he was in over his head the minute he won the nom and instantly let gop inc take everything over.

all the actual far rightoids realize this its just pol schizos and qtards who think the reality tv show meme is capable of playing anything beyond 1d checkers

>>17713931
ok this makes sense. I meant renting it for yourself.
Pardon the tism

>>17714005
I did answer the rest. The rest is valid. I'm just autistic about renting things.
Yes I'd like 250k

Lads I'm really having fun

>>17714080
oh I understand.
I just don't care. It wouldn't change the way I live my life. It's a number that go up and make brain feel good. That's about it.

/pol/ migrants please leave. This is why stickies are bad.

>>17713997
Wave 1 in each countries will last until about 1 month after the date country governments willing to put lockdown measures (mandatory "social distancing") in place or after it infected most of the population. Wave 2 will depends on performance of region with less vases for now.

I took the Schiff Pill and my miners got absolutely reamed. Put it all in OILU for a potential Russia Saudi truce.

>>17714080
ok maybe you're right. I wouldn't worry as much about finishing college.
But that's about it. I don't spend much. Enough to live comfortably is all I need.

It would improve my life. You're correct. But not as much as it would for a normal person. I don't really have the same desires. My daily routine wouldn't change. I probably wouldn't move anywhere new. I wouldn't buy a new car, etc etc. But money in the bank is always nice.