/biz/ - Business & Finance

200 week MA broken

DB at 6.43

its over.

is the pump a real thing or just memeing

>Friday the 13th this week

GOT LOTS OF SQQQ IS THERE BIG BOI PUMP TOMORROW OR DO I HOLD

>>17712050
Wait 15 minutes and see for yourself ;)

calling it a day, not dealing with fake and gay fed pump

I’m scared

Just called my mom, she doesn't know where this low will end today either

Uh oh

>tfw you cash out and don't have to worry about this shit until it's over

>>17712013
>dow rising fast af
support at 23k confirmed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iqnEP4cMOU
Bull's thread theme.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hySei9-4JA&feature=emb_logo
perfect background noise

DOW 18000 EOW SELL EVERYTHING HOLY FUCK

All in on TQQQ reporting in

it just keeps going down

>>17712042
Why the fuck are you retards caring about DB? It has basically been dead for a decade, look at more relevant banks

Owie, it hurts

>>17712013
>S&P 500 now 8 points up from the bottom
NOOOO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Accumulate REFR cheapies bois

>2.63
>2.63
>2.63

EARNINGS CALL TOMORROW

BUY THE REFR CHEAPIES

EARNINGS AH TOMORROW

>>17711801
... you DCA'd on options that expire within one week...
I don't want to sound like an asshole but I really, really hope you're trolling.

In case you're not, options are extremely, EXTREMELY sensitive to time. It's called "theta decay". Options lose value EXPONENTIALLY The closer an option is to its expiration date. They are the exact opposite thing of what you want to DCA with. Good luck, you're going to need it.

What’re we buying??

What inverse ETF will be the best long term? Are the miners fucked?

>>17712063
Oh shit nigga
We gonna see fire tomorrow

Drop or pump on open Thursday?

>>17712072
Beautiful

>going to to hit 7% after 3:25
Smells like the pump is napping and today we free fall to close.

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO FOR TOMMOROW!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17712079
Please tell me that's not a trap

No pump today?

>>17712071
How much did you lose from Robinhood shitting

bullbros what the fuck is going on why is this happening

He's calling, /biz/.

>>17712075
Fucking useless, Karen

>>17712050
I FOCUS ON THE PUMP
THE ONLY THING THATS REAL

>>17712106
Nothing, today is the day we are finally free of the stock market.

P U M P

STOP FUCKING SELLING GUYS!!!!!!!

Yes yes Feds well done, well done indeed
HOWEVER

live chat is open:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hySei9-4JA
honk honk honk honk

>>17712090
It is the most levered bank in the world and more than likely carries the worst debt.
If it pops Great Depression 2.0.

SAVANON DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STOP SPAMMING YOUR POINTLESS WOJACKS YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>>17712090
DB is still at the heart of European finance.

DB goes, Germany, France, Italy all have a VERY bad time

Trump trying to calm the markets LMAO

we're closing green at this pace

> AMD keeps fighting to stay around the previous day close while the of the market goes to complete shit

AMD STRONK

>>17712101
I'll buy at $2.

>>17712114
Who even has a clue anymore
I'm gonna say up because it's been going way down, up a bit, way down, up a bit

>Hes going to miss tommorow's melt up back to todays highs.

NOOO SNSSANON IS KILL

THIS IS WHY

YOU DIVERSIFY


RIP

>>17712127
>Wha-What we do sir?

>mfw went all in on SQQQ last friday
should I keep it or is this fed pump real?

What do I even do starting my career right now? I'm getting suicidally depressed thinking about 2008 again and the money I put in the market is shit.

>buy the dip

Wait for the Australian markets to open today. the all ordinaries are a blood bath

-7% at 3:24 check em

3 minutes and no more breaks on this train lads...

What are some safe jobs during the recession bros?

>>17712150
lmao, classic boomer

WTF WHY IS THE MARKET GOING BACK UP ITS ONLY SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN

>>17712130
fine couple of brap hogs

DOW fell under the weekly 200 MA btw, if it closes weekly under it, it's the first time since 2008 it has happened. A.k.a Bear market

>>17712168
We'll see some sort of pump after the stimulus package is presented

>>17712079
I was thinking about cashing out, but somebody reminded me that we are getting earnings reports this month. I'm sorry you hate being fucking rich.

>>17712130
Heh heh. Butts.

>>17712161
This is simply to take out stop losses dummy, SNSS anon is truly a genius

>>17712162
>Hold it at 6% until 3:26, then crash it.

SSL was pre-crashed, somebody buying a ton

bout to PING up or down
are you ready?

>>17712183
federal government jobs are always safe

HERE COMES THE LAST DUMP OF THE DAY

200 BILLION PUMP TOMORROW
SELL YOUR SHORTS AND PROFIT
GET BACK IN TOMORROW
BLACK MONDAY THREE SOON
>200 BILLION PUMP TOMORROW
>SELL YOUR SHORTS AND PROFIT
>GET BACK IN TOMORROW
>BLACK MONDAY THREE SOON

>>17712183
Prostitution

-6.72%

>support break

>>17712150
how do i open PDF?

THERE WILL BE NO BRAKES GET READY WE WILL HIT BOTTOM

>>17712079
Please tell me that's a trap.

>>17712196
what time? Any link please?

>>17712127

>triple bottom the dow, then dümp eet again

>>17712013

Threadly Reminder

>>17712168
same bro except also SDOW, I'm holding for literally the rest of the year most likely

>>17712161
Picked up those sweet shares at .50 on the dip. Ready for that 400mg news and the buyout.

>circuit breakers can't be tripped
>domp it

>>17712125
lost a thousand from not being able to sell on their first day of outage, missed out on at least 3k from the next 2 outages. i'm transferring right now to ameritrade lol, going to suck not being able to trade until monday

>>17712179
>it's starting to take a shit


THEY WAITED UNTIL THERE ARE NO BRAKES!!!!!!

>>17712183
welder

DROP IS NOW UNBOUND
>DROP IS NOW UNBOUND
DROP IS NOW UNBOUND
>DROP IS NOW UNBOUND
DROP IS NOW UNBOUND
>DROP IS NOW UNBOUND
DROP IS NOW UNBOUND
>DROP IS NOW UNBOUND
SELL SELL SELL SELL

DB 6.41

>>17712217
buy what for tomrorow?

whats going to get the biggest bpump

>>17712161
why isnt it falling below .6?

3:25 there's no breaks on this Trump Dump

>>17712105
yea i realised how retarded everything is and felt like ive just dug myself a hole.
the only thing ive done is a tripled down and bought again but this time at a further expiration date

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -7.00%

>>17712178
-7% at 3:37, trust me
Then, we see panic selling getting between -7% and -8% before close

MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

>>17712202
Ye-yes sir
Long live the bear

There will be no last minute pump. We are closing below 1800. Prepare your anus, red day tomorrow as well. We are officially in Bear Market territory and headed to a real recession, possibly a depression. The virus will spread and infect most of the population, not even NEETs will be safu.

>>17712155
>S&P 500 now three points above today's bottom
Yeah I'm thinking we back bullbros

>>17712183
banking

>>17712183
government bureaucrat jobs

JUST BUY THE DIP BRO!!!

GET THE CHEAPIES!!!!!!

>CANT TRIP THE BREAKER
>CANT TRIP THE BREAKER
>CANT TRIP THE BREAKER

YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN HAPPENINGS, BOYS, BECAUSE YOU'RE IN ONE

>>17712120
based.
>>17712226
based

>>17712161
just for fun i bought a hundred bucks of snss today, will make me giggle whatever happens to it

we green tomorrow

-6.7 DOW Circuit breaker soon.

were past 3:25

NO CIRCUIT BREAKERS WHERE WERE GOING BOYS

YUH

HERE COMES THE PUMP
THE FED WILL PROTECT THE INVESTOR AS IT SHOULD

>>17712130

FED PUMP PLEASE SO I CAN GET OUT!!!! PUMP PLEASE!!!!!!!!

>tfw watching it all go away

>>17712291
silly crab, even if it somehow goes green tomorrow we still won't be in a crab market. WE're down 18% YTD

>>17712283
I put a buy limit at $0.60 and it triggered lol

>>17712183
reminder you can make 90k delivering bread

new to stocks. been paying off loans but still feel stupid for not getting exposure.
when start dca

>>17712297
Circuit breakers are off the S&P desu.
And no circuit breakers after 3:25pm except for the 20% down one.

>>17712072
Maximum fear, shows that we're at a bottom. I'm buying

>>17712246
I dont even bother choosing any more, I just do leveraged ETFs, there no time for research.

>>17712150
BULLISH

>>17712183
NEET

Fed's here, party's over

>stocks up over 100%
>tesla near $1000, amazon well over $1900, etc. etc.
>no one thinks that is weird
>stocks down over 5% in one day
>everyone panics
fucking stupid shit

it isn't even dropping anymore why is everyone posting le epic market crash memes?

>>17712320
When NYC goes full italy

>BA down almost 18%
holy shit

pump for 3:33 then dump

It's going to rally now.
People thinking it's clever to buy before tomorrow.

MONEY PRINTER GOES BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>Italian medical chief dies after contracting virus
nice quarantine bro

>>17712312
>he's still in
>right
>now

Fucking Robinhood

I tried to roll over spxs calls and they counted it as margin withheld. Spxs went way the fuck up in the meantime costing me thousands. Fuck.

Took me way to long to figure if I simply turned off margin I could get my money back.

Why the FUCK would it make sense for them to consider me to be using NEGATIVE $24,000 margin?

>>17712235
you are what!?!?!?

You fucking NEVER short something long term! You're fucking asking for it!

>>17712303
ZIKOZIKOZIKOZIKOZIKOZIKOZIKO

>they let it go to -7% RIGHT before power hour

>>17712339
>bubble gets popped
>people realize they don't want to be in the bubble when it explodes
Stupid shit was pumping so much money into stocks that weren't justified.

is this true?

>>17712339
Boomers have only ever known bull runs.

>>17712013
Be honest - where do you see us a year from now /biz/? Soup lines or pockets lined with cash?

dump it

>>17712170
>NIGGERS. There could be NIGGERS here...

Well looks like it's time to stay inside playing monster hunter until this entire shitstorm is over.

>>17712235
>>17712168
Do you even know what those are? You don't hold Inverse ETFs long term

time for the pump, this was expected.

Oil estimates brohams. $20's this week? There isn't a floor. It just keeps dumping. You can all become oils barons.

>>17712291
Anyone else unironically love the crab?
Anyone with a brain can time green and red days, and buy cheap puts/calls and cash out on red days. Easy consistent gains

>>17712256
probably because everyone sold except SNSS anon hes the only bagholder left keeping it up at .6

Fed's wasting all that ammo, let it happen, we still have 1 hour and 40 of market, you cannot hold the chaos forever

>>17712348
hahahaha

>dat s&p500 diamond resistence at 2700

>>17712150
BASED as fuck

>>17712366
Dude on CNBC just said "the world is flush with liquidity".

>>17712390
you mean 30 minutes

>>17712390
>we still have 1 hour and 40 of market
fix your fucking clock you retard

>ring ring

>>17712352
>not switching over to TDA after all the brokers went 0%
reap what you sow, plebbithood is a shit tier brokerage

Go down Damnit

>>17712372
Skeletons

Steve and Larry no doubt about to pull something

>>17712366
Explain

>>17712079
Hope that's a dude.

YOU TOLD TO ME TO VOTE FOR DRUMPF

YOU!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17712402
Yes timed wrong here

>>17712385
Do I have to pick up the barrels at the market, or will they fedex them to me?

AAAAAHHHHHHHH it's gonna pump isnt it?

HODL OR SELL SQQQ? HELP ME I'M RETARD

Whens Disney?

>>17712377
He looks like the kind of man who'd use "spooks" instead.

Just imagine being retarded enough to not buy as much stocks as you can right now when everything is a major discount and will come back to all-time highs in a few months because you're worried that a chink who ate a pangolin who ate a bat who had the sniff-sniffs and the fact that aged dinosaur juice is now suddenly cheaper will cause a global calamity that will harm the world's production and throw us into a longlasting recession.

Just IMAGINE.

>>17712401
>flushed with liquidity
>big news from fed is that they're turning repo up to turbo giganigger levels to help liquidity
This crew on CNBC is the big dumb right now

>>17712372

when the dust settles I'm getting into ETFs and index funds HARD, gonna let it ride out for 40 years boomer style

>>17712170
This guy is legend

ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN TO -7%

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

>>17712398
Yeah I have it on my chart aswell, if 2704 breaks it's basically set to head down to test 2440.

....and we’re back

>>17712415
if they're “subtly” trying to hide their adam's apple, they're a dude. it's that simple

>>17712366
whaat does he mean buy the dip mentality has flipped? he thinks nobody is trying to buy the dip?

there is always someone buying the dip. this is literally how buffet made his billions

>>17712423
Set a stop loss and close your eyes. That's what I did

I'm thinking about adding some good oil ETFs to my portfolio once this shitfest is over. What would you recommend, /smg/?

anyone wanna transfer me some bags
will buy slightly above market

>>17712380
they will learn eventually

>>17712435
Any particular ones in mind?

FEDS ARE COMING HERE COMES THE PUMP

PoooooooooooooooooOoooooooooomping

HOLY SHIT THIS PUMP

WE'RE IN FREEFALL

PUMP ACTIVATED

>>17712380
Yes I know about the management fees I'm planning on holding maybe a week or two. If the day ends in a -7% I'll sell at tomorrow's opening and buy leveraged x2 etfs for the dead cat bounce then see how the global situation is evolving.

AND
WE'RE
BACK!

OH SHIT BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!

>>17712372
Depends if you're long or short...

>>17712142
>>17712149

the ECB and IMF will not let that happen. They learned from the failure of not saving Lehman

lmao dow above -6% regular correction

Lmao, the Fed is just setting them up for failure.

See guys? Nothing to be worried about.

PUMP WILL DEAD CAT TOMORROW
TOMMOROW IS ANOTHER CRAB DAY
PUMP WILL DEAD CAT TOMORROW
TOMMOROW IS ANOTHER CRAB DAY
PUMP WILL DEAD CAT TOMORROW
TOMMOROW IS ANOTHER CRAB DAY
PUMP WILL DEAD CAT TOMORROW
TOMMOROW IS ANOTHER CRAB DAY
PUMP WILL DEAD CAT TOMORROW
TOMMOROW IS ANOTHER CRAB DAY

BUY SHORTS ON THE CLOSE TOMORROW, GO LONG ON THE CLOSE TODAY

Diamond Bull Gang

Invest in individual companies, double your net worth in 6 months, stop chasing the market and index funds.

>>17712426
Monday 16 is the day.

I'm so glad my tax dollars are going towards silently bailing out insolvent banks via the plunge protection team

>>17712442
Nice.

>>17712426
That's cool but Buffet just lost a year+ worth of gains in 2 weeks time.

>>17712352
I put in an acat request to move my shit to tda but it hasn't finished yet

>>17712438
rejected

>>17712435
>he thinks ETFs are going to exist after this crash

PUMP UP THE JAM

>>17712101
I'll buy at 1.

>>17712426
Buffet's probably feeling pretty smug about holding all that cash now

>he didn't see the pump coming

OH FUCK THE EOD FEDNIGGERS PUMP IS STARTING

>>17712150
Could nuclear strikes destroy corona virus?

It's going up actually, everything is fine.

>>17712423
sell. take your gains

PUMP IT JEROME

NOOOO MY FUCKING MONEY!!!!!

pump it

THE PUMP IS IN

I TOLD YOU BRO
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE PUMP BRO

>>17712183
Finance for a private health insurer

WHO THE FUCK IS PUMPING I WAS PROMISED SUB 23K TODAY

>one-month repo operations of at least 50 million
so that means the FED is going to be injecting $1 trillion minimum over the following month, right?

NOONOONONONOONN ARRROW GO DDOOOWN

POWER HOUR
>POWER HOUR
POWER HOUR
>POWER HOUR

>>17712487
He had literally stocked up $128 billion in cash waiting for this, I think he's gonna be fine

Why does this happen frens?

>>17712013
>SOUNDTRACK OF THE STOCK MARKET

>NOOOOW IT'S OOOOOVEEEEEEEEEHEEER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds1xo-Hfq68

bear bros we got to cocky.

>Been literally an EoD pump every single day this week

Surely nobody is actually surprised or caught off guard by this right? This is literally free money

>>17712071
>Robin Hood will never come to Europe

Feels poor man...

>>17712365
>>17712368
how can people be up 10X and not take profits at the start of 2020. i don't get it. everything was at historic highs, did they really think it would keep going higher? we just witnessed the popping of the biggest bubbles of all time, simultaneously.

>>17712501
Well this aged poorly, am I right fellow redditors?

They are trying so hard to save this ship.

>>17712519
the jews

>>17712454
TECL SOXL UPRO is what Im jumping in.

>he didn't buy the dip

don't panic buy we're in a pandemic

>>17712183
repossesser

>>17712519
also short squeeze

>>17712508
See >>17712279

>>17712013
>The company I work for is down nearly 10%... again
I'm scared anons. I was in college during the 2008 crisis.

This shit is just boring lel

3:30 PUMP RIGHT ON TIME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

im glad me being a retard and tripling down on spy calls is working out. i might just hold overnight and hop for a bigger pump

DOWN YOU GO SUCKER

>>17712013
How are you guys holding up?

It's our time.

>>17712526
its still fucking bullshit

>already dreaming about waking up to another blood red market

Pomp it


Now domp it

Lol at this naive anon

>>17712050

Look at the stocks now

>>17712527
GET A REAL BROKER! DON'T FUCK YOURSELF!

>>17712551
cash out nigga

lol it's a fucking joke at this point
how do they just do this every single evening

uh b-bros what happened to the p-pump

PUSH DOWN BOBOBROS
PUUUUSH DOOOOWN
FUCK JEWS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JAY
FUCK FEDS

If/when the FED pump fails the fall will be spectacular. One of these days it won’t work

>>17712527
>WANTING TO USE ROBINHOOD
Thats why you are poor.

>>17712567
Real brokers charge you $$$, unless you make like 10 % a year you're losing money.

I just want to play around with 1000 €.

GO FUCKING RED RED RED RED DOOOWN

Don't think, just buy.

>>17712567
This. I am absolutely shitty my pants that robinhood will go insolvent and I'll lose all of my options before I can transfer to IBKR.

wtf haha

Coming to you live with our regularly scheduled EOD Fed pump

>>17712551
for the love of god, sell

>FED pumps
>Goes all in
>Doesn't do much anymore
>Tomorrow will be 22k
Bears will swim in the blood of Bulls tomorrow

like fucking clockwork, 3:30 pump
FUCK the fed

>>17712079
That better have a big floppy and hot penis, no homo

>an hour worth of bear wins wiped out in 5 minutes
I hope Jay gets fucked by Corona. Fuck that boomer.

>>17712488
good at-least you'll now have the ease of mind of that comes with using a reliable broker

>All buying is the fed
Or there are people with an event horizon beyond that of a week seeing shares trading at a 30% discount.

BUY BUY BUY BUY

SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>17712526
sucks that too much of my buying power is used up :( i was literally one dollar off from the requirement

>>17712426
>worried that a chink who ate a pangolin who ate a bat who had the sniff-sniffs

except this is a lab engineered bioweapon

whats Trump going to do when he starts panicing about the markets getting DABBED ON when he has to campaign soon

>>17712615
>heavy inflation because Fed is fucking stupid
>Market is dead
>pandemic
Yay

how does pumping work? they print money, how does it affect the stock market exactly? how does printing money make the arrow go up in realtime?

Hmmm yes what a lovely and natural pump to finish the day :^)

Trump's tweet has instilled faith in the markets!

>>17712527
RH wil never go anywhere at this point because theyre about to get FINRAd and go BK

every memeslinger at WSB is gonna try to learn to fly off the nearest tall building

>pump it

>>17712454
Nothing picked specifically yet. Going hard in on stock etfs though. Made a bunch of cash over the past 2 years, made a shitload shorting this drop, I'm all cash now waiting for the dust to settle

OH LOOK ANOTHER EOD PUMP

Deutsche Bank intraday all-time low

market will finish green, only bull markets now.

>>17712626
plenty itt

>>17712619
All the homo

le fed pump has arrived

When everyone is talking about pump what are you guys meaning I was told to wait for the pump before i jump in SQQQ

YOURE ALL BEING PLAYED LIKE FOOLS
LMAO GREEDY FUCKS BTFO

>>17712639
look up "FED REPO"

I think we might be okay. We close at 24000.

>>17712644
checked

>>17712569
>>17712551
bros...i wanna make it...i really do

>>17712632
What are you talking about Trump has BIG ORANGE BALLS when it comes to leveraged bets. That is literally how he gets by all his life. I seriously don't know anyone who could pull this shit off without a time machine...

>>17712608
The EOD PUMP is sponsored by....

The FED...No one out pumps the FED
and
TAX CUTS...get 15% Bull market with TAX CUTS and jump to the GOLDEN BULL.

>>17712649
Deutsche Bank = German government. The number at the ticker does not matter at all.

BEARS AND BULLS ABOUT TO BE CRABBED in their buttholes.

>>17712658
SQQQ is dropping right meow because of the pump

>>17712519
It's called price action

>AAAAAAAAAAA IT'S A PANDEMIC AAAAAAAAAAAA
>Suddenly 3:30
>Actually you know, I think this is okay. Let's buy stocks.

You guys did buy the REFR bottom right

That's all you've got FED?
They are losing power.

>>17712693
Based and bullpilled.

>>17712632
I think it's extremely likely we get another 4 years of Trump pretty much regardless. If the system is already in turmoil why make things even more disjointed with a potentially mid-crisis leadership restructuring?
We're headed for full hunker-down and weather the storm mode.

>>17712566
explain to me how it's done then, without all the meme 'money printer go brrr' shit

>>17712686
Ok I'm seeing it drop yes but what is the "pump"?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THE PUMP IS LITERALLY CLOCKWORK

>>17712693
Nothing to see here Goy

ITS HAPPENING

>>17712674

>buy stocks at 15:15
>sell after pump

>>17712649
The German gov't, ECB and IMF will not let DB fail.

>>17712145
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ABOUT TO BE
>DOJIFUCKED
DOJIFUCKED
>DOJIFUCKED
DOJIFUCKED
>DOJIFUCKED
DOJIFUCKED
>DOJIFUCKED
DOJIFUCKED

normal, organic transactions between human beings
nothing to see here

>>17712668
Puts have been free money the last 2 weeks friend, no timing needed

>>17712693
Fuck this gay ass rationally irrational market.

>>17712551
sell now, friend

>>17712693
Pandemic was already priced in, everyone knows the WHO is full of shit.

looks like that's about it for today's pump, how low can we go in the last 15 minutes?

>>17712724
Tf did you get on day 1?

>>17712714
This
But their attempts to save it will crash the euro or smoke the EU.

>>17712699

Earnings are tomorrow

>>17712693
Its more like
>>AAAAAAAAAAA IT'S A PANDEMIC AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>Fed: We will give $1B to banks for every single person that dies from this
>>Actually you know, I think this is okay. Let's buy stocks.

>EoD pump so they can shill on fox news that the market isn't absolutely unstable

how many times they gonna pull this shit

SHE’S NOT GONNA HOLD

Is this market sustainable at all

>>17712701
lol people are just longing the pump and then immediately selling back to the feds.

just wtf?

RUNNING OUT OF STEAM!

>>17712693
It's all the stupid bears that expect it to waterfall down, short way too much and then have to cover sending it straight up the other direction.

Corona hasn't even started in the US

>24k in 15mins

>>17712752
SINK THE SHIP

>>17712648
Fuck these pumps are torture. Just crash already

>>17712519
triple RSI divergence, my friends. the Fed looks at this specific indicator as their leading buy.

guys, i thought it was just a meme

but are the bogdanoffs real?

>>17712759
you did buy the dip, right anon?

dow will never ever go below 23k

>>17712752

SHES TOO UNSTABLE, THE PUMP IS FAILING

OH NO NO NO

>>17712519

>>17712778
Yis

YEAH BABY RUN IT BACK

>>17712745
That would just encourage Wall Street Satans to infect more people.

+24000 EOD BASED JEROME

>>17712678
you know Deutsche is just the name of the bank and not actually related to the german goverment (which would be the Deutsche Bundesbank)

>lost 400 in stocks
>leaving the day with 100 in profit after shorting oil puts even though I still don't understand what a put or shorting are
heh, this is easy
Warren Buffet here I come

DUMP!

>>17712631
what if the Chinese orchestrated the whole the whole thing?
I mean, think about it

>>17712758
HOLD OUR BAGS UNCLE SAM

>>17712748
Given the drops, I suspect that boomers are beginning to realize something funny is going on.

>>17712781
didn't you say yesterday it was never going below 24

>>17712724
Indeed they have. Sell the rip.

>-5.71
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH The FED has now power here

BULLISH TAKEOVER, PUMP IS DEAD

>>17712770

OH NO NO NO NO NO.

ummm fed go to work

I'm gonna buy when the US gets quarantined.

>>17712807
my dax dollars at worg :-DDDDDDDD

>>17712810
16/3/2020: DOW WILL NEVER GO BELOW 22000!

imagine trying to cash in on the fed's shitty attempt at a pump

CRABBED
CRABBED
CRABBED

Is it really gonna pump again tomorrow? Surely it can't be that easy to predict the market, right?

WHAT THE FUCK

and we're back

>fed pump already half lost

AMDCHADS RYZEN UP

t. sold at 57, bought back in at 44.

COME HERE JEROME
BEARCHADS ARE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOU

>>17712799
DB has both arms up till the shoulders in the ass of Germany. They are Germany.

THEY'RE PUMPING A WHOLE TRILLION INTO THIS

POOMP DE MARKETS

>>17712848
>he missed the .5% green candle that just happened

>>17712833
based and Quarantinedpilled

>>17712839
Nah, but it's easy as hell to predict the Fed Pump

paging bogdanov, activate 3:50 dump

GAME OVER

Trump has solved the market with one tweet
We lost bear bros, green from now on

GIVE THE FED YOUR ENERGY


AHHHHHHHHH

Heading back down to -6?

and vwalluh just like that we are back in the red

>>17712848
>>17712867
Oh wait, there it is, I spoke a half a minute too early. Carry on.

>>17712706
i’m pretty sure its the federal government buying stocks to diminish the crash. “pumping” it

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

MOMMY

>>17712892
HERE WE GO LADDIES
-7% AGAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

>he went all in 3:30 fed pump?
>dump eet

>>17712881
I'LL DRAIN IT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17712663
my ass, 24000k is gone welcome to sub24k for at least a year

>>17712898
The power of Jewdaism

God damn this chart is going to rip me a new one

DID YOU FEEL THAT

>>17712884
GOING STRAIGHT THROUGH IT

Lol wtf lol

Nice pump feds.
It would be bad if...

wtf fed

>-6%
>-6%
FED IS FUCKED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>traders start pricing in the EOD pump

>>17712715
It's over isn't it? My dream of escaping poverty and starting my real life...gone.

FED PUMP HAS BEEN REJECTED BY THE MARKET

LMAOOOOO

>BACK TO -6

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17712884
-5

>that rejection

SHE'S LOSING IT! WE'RE COMING APART! THEY'RE SELLING TOO FAST! WE CAN'T SHAKE EM!

>>17712881
I give Bobo my energy
B

IT DIDNT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS

EOD dump for once

ONE MORE TRY

Oh fuck it's gonna trip the breaker.

aaaand we're back

The FED pump is getting thwarted lmao; I had calls out for it but Idgaf... this is fun as hell to see lil bb JPow get BTFO despite his best pump efforts

>>17712424

POOOOOMP EEEEEET

quick buy the dip

wtf was that?

>>17712932
>>17712935
You CANNOT reject the GIRTH of the Fed!