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The P Word , C Word, and R Word edition


Unpopular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/teacher/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>>17708926

>> No.17710072

call me gas.

>> No.17710074
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ive lost so much

>> No.17710086

Who's swimming in money off of RCL puts?

>> No.17710089

>>17710074
why didn't you move your 401k into a stable value fund on feb 21

>> No.17710094

>>17710074
at least you're not alone

everyone is losing money

>> No.17710095

FUCK BOOMERS PRESS C
>C
C
>C
C
>C
C

>> No.17710097
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17710097

post your positions

>> No.17710100

>>17710086
im interested in getting in after unloading SPY at lunch time.

you think its too late?

>> No.17710101
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Bros how is it green

>> No.17710102
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ta on LCI looking good.. very good..

LCI to $60

>> No.17710106

>>17710068

I work at an EE job, and we need to hire someone
where are you geographically ?

>> No.17710108
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>>17710074
Oh anon, there's so much more you can lose. Just give it time.

>> No.17710109

IM CRYING IM LITERALLY CRYING

IM LOSING EVERYTHING TO THE FUCKING FLU

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

>> No.17710113

I'm down 5% on SQQQ because I'm dumb

>> No.17710114

my 600% gain on monday is now only 500%. does it still have a chance? fuck i shoudnt have been greedy

>> No.17710119
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17710119

I got so many (you)s last thread

>> No.17710120

/leftypol/ is laughing at us

>> No.17710123

>>17710094
No. i went 95 % cash on feb 20th. pussy ass niggers.

>> No.17710124
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>>17710074
How is the green-red-green-red day pattern hard to follow?

>> No.17710132
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bailouts bailouts bailouts for everybody.
my cat also wants a bailout.

>> No.17710133
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>>17710097
in my taxable account

>> No.17710136
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17710136

>bought sqqq at 23.95
>sold at the huge dip 24.25
>mfw it peaked at 25.20
w/e gains are gains

>> No.17710137
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>SQQQ

>> No.17710138
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>>17710097
None.

>> No.17710139
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17710139

When do you think we'll bottom out for the day so I can sell SPXU

>> No.17710140

Top 20 for Yuka Kashino

>> No.17710141
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>>17710097

>> No.17710142

>>17710113
>down on SQQQ during a crash
anon how did you even do that

>> No.17710153

>>17710053
NOO BULLBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17710154

>>17710053
I WANT TO LICK THOSE PITS

Can I say that here? Is that okay?

>> No.17710155

>>17710101
Lot of good news recently. The Ryzen 5 4650U crushed the i7-10710U in benchmarks, and Intel announced they won't catch up for 2 years.

>> No.17710157
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Imagine being a billionaire and you offered each of these girls 200 million dollars to have group sex with you.
How many of them would do it?
Why don't billionaires do it?

>> No.17710167

>>17710101
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/03/hackers-can-steal-secret-data-stored-in-intels-sgx-secure-enclave/

>> No.17710168

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Losses Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>> No.17710170
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PANDEMIC STATUS DECLARED BY WHO

>> No.17710172
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>17710097

What could possibly go wrong

>> No.17710176

>>17710142
I bought on the 28th and accidentally got in at $26.23, been waiting to sell since. Meant to buy at $23.

>> No.17710178

>>17710094
Lolno im all in cash

>> No.17710179

>>17710157
billionaires can get top quality gash for much much cheaper.

usually for free

>> No.17710181
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literally who cares about this "crash"? /smg/ was, is, and always will be for trading rare biomemes.
>muh DOW
>muh S&P
its like fucking 50 boomer companies. no one cares. you can still get rich like me off penny stocks. nothing has changed. kys yourselfs

>> No.17710183

SAVANON WHAT IS HAPPENING

>> No.17710188

>>17710157
dibs on kelly

>> No.17710190

>>17710157
200 mil is wayyyyyyy too much lmao

>> No.17710206
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17710206

Why the fuck is TSLA still above $620??

>> No.17710205

>>17710053

ITS TIME
>ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP
>ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP
NOTHING CAN STOP JP
>ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP
>ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP

>> No.17710208

>>17710157
They are doing it, the fuck do you think the Weinstein bullshit was about? I think they prefer non-"famous" women though since it's way more easy to make them stay silent

>> No.17710216

>>17710205
?

>> No.17710220
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>>17710157
If i were a billionaire i would spend that money to make anime women real not give them to 3DPD

>> No.17710222
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BOGGED

>> No.17710225
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>>17710157
>Becky Quick

>> No.17710228

>>17710140
Ayano Ōmoto

>> No.17710229
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17710229

>sqqq

>> No.17710230
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>>17710190
Right? They'd all do it for 1 mil

>> No.17710231

>>17710181
I looked into penny stocks but fuck me I have no idea about penny stocks or what to look for and my fuck they are volatile

>> No.17710235

CRASH
>CRASH
CRASH
>CRASH
CRASH
>CRASH
CRASH
>CRASH
CRASH
>CRASH
CRASH
>CRASH

>> No.17710236

>>17710074
You don't lose anything until you sell. Double down and buy more

>> No.17710237
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what the fuck is going on with wendy's?!?!?!

>> No.17710238

>>17710157
>old wh*te women
Anon, you could throw a hotdog down a hallway for just the price of 1 (one) hotdog.

>> No.17710241

>>17710124
Who?

>> No.17710242
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>>17710097

>> No.17710243

HOUSTON RODEO CANCELLED
https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/amp/houston-rodeo-shut-down-coronavirus-concerns-15123010.php
BULLS BTFO

>> No.17710249

Warren buffet is starting to DCA in
Time you guys do the same

>> No.17710252

>>17710124

If you bet it all on green tomorrow you're going to get shrekt.

>> No.17710253

>>17710178
feds gonna rape your currency bro, only assets are safe in a depression.

>> No.17710258

>>17710206
we had this argument

>> No.17710260
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>>17710139
Could be the now standard end if day pump. Not sure. There is a whiff of support around 2760 but that looks like it's about to fall apart like wet toilet paper.

>> No.17710261

WILL THERE BE AN END OF DAY PUMP????

>> No.17710264
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17710264

SQQQ !

>> No.17710266

>>17710157
Is it bad that I don't even care about sex anymore and would be content with rubbing and cumming on their face?

>> No.17710267
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>>17710119
FUCK YOU BEAR FUCKYOUYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUO

>> No.17710268
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buy the dip guys

>> No.17710269

>>17710170
Literally who?

>> No.17710274

>>17710216
BIGGEST PUMP OF THE CENTURY IS COMING.
I CAN HEAR THE FED GO brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr louder than ever

>> No.17710277

>>17710230
maybe less. if it's group sex with some autist billionaire they'd be stood around doing nothing for most of the time

>> No.17710278

>>17710231
Do like every other penny stock shill, pretend that you know anything about their fundamentals and hope you're correct so you can brag about it. If it doesn't work out then go back to being an anon or cope by saying you will just stay in the position no matter what (for some reason)

>> No.17710284
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so glad i avoided going in balls deep, still hurts though

>> No.17710285

>when they cancel the rodeo but only after a korean pop group plays

Prevention of the virus?

>> No.17710289

>>17710220
This anon knows where it's at

>> No.17710293
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17710293

Movie theaters are fucking desperate

>> No.17710294

>>17710243
kek

>> No.17710298

AT MY SIGNAL FEDS

>> No.17710299

PRESS C TO CRASH
>PRESS C TO CRASH
PRESS C TO CRASH
>PRESS C TO CRASH
.
.
.
C

>> No.17710300

What the fuck is going on with Gold? Is it all Margin Calls? I imagine it is going to skyrocket after the FED announcement

>> No.17710303

>>17710236
I know, but I'm still set back a few years.

>> No.17710304

>>17710266
literally low test

>> No.17710306

>>17710097
sup wealthsimple trade fren. Are these asshole going to let us trade options anytime soon or what?

>> No.17710308

>>17710299
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>> No.17710309

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17710312

>>17710253
I own two shitty apartments that I rent out

>> No.17710317
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>>17710243
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17710324

>>17710309
why didn't you move your 401k into a stable value fund on feb 21

>> No.17710326
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17710326

>>17710304
I get more enjoyment on fantasizing on fetishes than having to care about a woman's enjoyment and keep thrusting desu

>> No.17710327

also my portfolio is down like 52% since the last week of February

FUCK

>> No.17710330

pomp you feds I wanna buy the top. Tomorrows dump will be
B
I
B
L
I
C
A
L

>> No.17710332

>>17710306
idk sqqq is just puts for brainlets

>> No.17710333

>>17710312
based

>> No.17710335
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17710335

> Are ya winning kids? Thanks for buyin' all that Tesla and Apple stock for your old buddy Al. Now listen I'm gonna need you to pump this thing up for me now, my pension fund is just about insolvent (same with social security now that I think of it) and well I'm gonna need that money to keep flowing for another decade or so. You can do that for good old Al, can't you? Thanks a ton man I'll owe you one. Maybe I'll take you out on my boat to pay you back. You like Bud light?

>> No.17710336

FUCKING CHINKS!

JIM KRAMER SAID IT WAS GONNA BE OK

>> No.17710343

>>17710326
work out lol, you're on the road to becoming a woman

>> No.17710344
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>he bought
>declarez it pandemic

>> No.17710346
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17710346

What is this pattern called?

>> No.17710347

CMON CIRCUIT BREAKER!

>> No.17710353

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

JUST ONE AND A HALF MORE PERCENT TO HIT THAT BREAKER FUCKING CRASH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17710363

>>17710138
based

>> No.17710365

>>17710241
Titsintops is the site for all your big titty chinks needs

>> No.17710367
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>>17710053
how does this compare with 2008?
better or worse?

>> No.17710370
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>>17710347
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.17710374

>>17710343
>have fapped to traps and to the thought of gender bent me
Maybe you're right

>> No.17710379

>>17710335
hey al do you know how much fucking money I'll make if your pension goes tits up

>> No.17710380
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>>17710293
Same for amusement parks

>> No.17710381
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>> No.17710388

I looked at the DOW ticker randomly and I saw -1337, lmao Leet guys

>> No.17710391

>>17710157
I'll take Trish, you can have the rest.

>> No.17710399

>>17710346
The pump and dump pattern

>> No.17710403

>>17710336
BEAR STERNS IS FINE

>> No.17710405

>>17710336
>trusting a guy on TV who yells all the time

Dude c'mon. Just no.

>> No.17710414
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>>17710367
IMAGINE THE SMELL

>> No.17710419

>>17710367
Did you guys buy stocks of cunny to hold during the end times?

>> No.17710422

>BOEING

wtf is happening?

>> No.17710423
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>>17710335
I nearly forgot about this precious meme

>> No.17710426
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.17710427

>>17710346
It's called take profits and run.

>> No.17710428
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This way Mumu.

>> No.17710429

>>17710335
Somebody please explain why haven't we euthanize old boomers leeching off pensions.

>> No.17710433

>>17710367
a nigger was president in 2008

>> No.17710434
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>>17710381
wait where is the line on there about the treasury buying stocks?

how is the economy supposed to recover if we don't implement QE4?

>> No.17710446

>>17710403
>>17710405

i love the sound effect buttons but he's dead to me now!

>> No.17710448
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>>17710428
Alternate. It may be better without the text.

>> No.17710449

>>17710367
ask again when a bank goes belly up

>> No.17710450

>>17710353
>"just" 1.5%
You know that's actually a lot right?

>> No.17710452

>>17710429
what do you think coronachan is

>> No.17710454
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>>17710374
I mean the /r9k/ to tranny pipeline is a real phenomena. Go lift weights and short big stocks my guy, you'll feel better

>> No.17710455

>>17710433
but now it's worse. Orange man is way worse.

>> No.17710462

>>17710379
> Now listen here buddy this isn't a zero sum game you see we're in this together. Now you buy that $900 TSLA and show you aren't some pansy ass nancy boy who's afraid of a little baby flu, alright? And you're gonna buy that $500,000 3 bedroom too. MAN UP. STOP BEING SO GLUM YOU'RE RUINING MY MELLOW

>> No.17710466
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REMINDER

>> No.17710467

>>17710455
Shut up retard

>> No.17710469
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17710469

So when do you think we hit bottom anons? a few days? a couple weeks? months?

>> No.17710475

>>17710455
Orange man is literally Hitler.

>> No.17710476

ITS OGRE
16k IS THE FLOOR
SELL SELL SELL
BULLKUKS BTFO BEARCHADS REIGN SUPREME

>> No.17710477

The DOW enters a bear market at 23,641.14 remember

>> No.17710478
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17710478

Ahem. A word if I may, fine gentlemen.

*clears throat*
*drinks water*
*touches face*
*checks negative funds in bank account*

Right.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17710486

S&P -5%

>> No.17710489

>>17710299 (checked)
C

>> No.17710490

>>17710469
September 11th 2020

>> No.17710492
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>>17710422
My principal is $269. Feels bad, bros.

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Are we going to 0.6 retracement?

>> No.17710497

>>17710469
i think i will buy after Q1 earning reports

>> No.17710498

>>17710466
checked

>> No.17710500

>>17710469
hopefully it goes all the way down to 1930s levels then recovers back to normal when im ready to retire

>> No.17710501

>>17710469
Not until summer atleast

>> No.17710504

>implying everyone won't dump right before market close

They just declared the coronavirus a pandemic. It's all over. Stock up on ammo before it's too late.

>> No.17710508

>>17710422
>Boeing Plans Full Drawdown of $13.825 Billion Loan
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/boeing-plans-full-drawdown-13-141702730.html

among other things

>> No.17710509

The sticky really attracted a lot of retards to /smg/

>> No.17710510
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>>17710422
airlines

>> No.17710512

>>17710477
WE BEAR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17710515
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>>17710454
>short big stocks
Let's not get too crazy here but thanks

>> No.17710519

>>17710450
Not in these times

>> No.17710521

does anyone think corona actually helps boeing? global travel grinds to a halt, giving them time to get their shit together, come out stronger

>> No.17710522

>>17710454
>/biz/ short big stocks
>/fit/ lift big rocks
>/r9k/ suck big cocks
>/pol/ nigger faggot jew

>> No.17710531

Market just touched monday's close. Crash is imminent.
>>17710450
Not with this volatility and bad news out the wazoo.

>> No.17710534
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>>17710053
suace on op

>> No.17710540

>>17710504
and trumps talking about a national emergency

>> No.17710541
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17710541

but why is WEN going down

>> No.17710550
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>>17710422
Boeing was in deep trouble before the pandemic. Now with pandemic airlines are getting screwed. Airlines make less money they buy fewer planes. Bad for Boeing again.

>> No.17710552

>>17710469
tons of business gonna lower guidance, a week after that

>> No.17710554
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>>17710478
>*touches face*

>> No.17710556

>>17710534
reverse image search

>> No.17710557

NO FEEEDS HELP YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUMP

>> No.17710559
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YAMERO

>> No.17710560

>>17710492
Why wouldn't you sell sooner? It was obvious that anything travel related would get fucked.

>> No.17710563
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>>17710477
well

>> No.17710566

NO

>> No.17710571
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>>17710509
Yes, buy everything, thank you, and come back next year.

>> No.17710572
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>>17710534
because I'm in a good mood, sana from twice you mong

>> No.17710574
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-1400
>-1400
-1400
>-1400
-1400
>-1400
-1400
>-1400
-1400
>-1400

>> No.17710576
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17710576

i need to withdraw money to pay rent. Guess im selling for a loss

>> No.17710577

>>17710541
Very leveraged company
Nobody goes to restaurants during outbreaks

>> No.17710578

AMD you stupid nigger why aren't you crashing with the rest of the market

>> No.17710586

guys, where's the pump. i sold my puts and i want to get back in

>> No.17710587

10 minutes

>> No.17710588

>>17710469
Q1-2020,Q2-2020,Q3-2020 all down, Q42020 into 2021 will be the next bull. So we hit bottom around September, October.

>> No.17710589

>>17710521
in normal circumstances, definitely not since they have been hit hard with both the 737 max and corona afterwards, however, since they won't be allowed to go under, a bailout is imminent so technically yes

>> No.17710590
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>>17710367
what makes you think 2008 is over

>> No.17710591

>>17710566
BULLBROS

>> No.17710594

>>17710586
At -10%

>> No.17710598
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17710598

WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET

WE TOLD YOU WE DIDNT WANNA SEE YOU GET HOOKED. AND YOU MAY BE...HOOKED

>> No.17710599

>>17710353
Imagine if it reaches it right before the last 15min.

>> No.17710600
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17710600

WHO HERE SHORTING OIL??
HOLY FUCK THERE IS NO BOTTOM.
NO DEAL EVER.
BEARS DABBING ON OPEC.

>> No.17710601
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>>17710559
wow cute image
i save it

>> No.17710602

>>17710540
Sauce?

>> No.17710607

>>17710541
cut its full-year profit outlook due to a $20 million investment in the expanded daytime service.

>> No.17710610

>>17710578
I thought about buying calls on them yesterday too for a hedge

>> No.17710612
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17710612

get in bros

>> No.17710615

>>17710559
CANYONERO

>> No.17710620

So if Trump doesn’t pass any stimulus package will stocks fall further. I keep hearing people say the payroll tax is already priced in.

>> No.17710621
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>>17710477
>>17710512
All aboard. Toot toot.

>>17710560
I thought after the Max-8 thing, it was already cheapies.

>> No.17710624

>>17710591
WE

>> No.17710626

>>17710380
>antibacterial soap
lmao what

>> No.17710630

well i just bought SPY calls....PLEASE PUMP

>> No.17710632

>>17710469
April earnings season is going to be a problem. It's possible the low will be set then.

>> No.17710633

Deutsche 0.11 away from ATL!!!!!

WILL THEY BE ABLE TO EVEN AFFORD THEIR OFFICE ELECTRICITY BILLS?

>> No.17710635

>>17710602
>>17710381

>> No.17710643
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I'm gonna be an absolute mad lad, and buy AHT.

>> No.17710647

>>17710624
WUZ

>> No.17710650

>>17710624
GOT

>> No.17710651

JUST

>> No.17710654

>>17710630
No.
Trump will declare a national emergency after market close.

>> No.17710658

>>17710497
when is that

>> No.17710663

>>17710626
It helps kill corona bacteria obviously

>> No.17710666

>>17710630
I'm sorry

>> No.17710669

>>17710367
it doesnt yet

once yuro banks start to jump, itll be a lot closer

>> No.17710670

>>17710633
the average taxpayer will bail them out

>> No.17710671

>>17710630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

>> No.17710672

>>17710620
>Payroll tax
It was just a vague suggestion, not an actual policy

>> No.17710675

You guys should read Yahoo Finance comments sometime. They are still bullish even on dog shit like ACB even when they bought in at $7 LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF

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17710676

I'm not scared, I'm not scared, I'm not scared

>> No.17710678

>>17710650
TOO

>> No.17710685

>>17710621
Not quite, it needs to close at that level for it to officially be bear town

>> No.17710688

IS THIS THE BLACKEST WEEK OF THE 21ST CENTURY

>> No.17710689

It's all so tiresome

>> No.17710690

I have $1000 to blow. Give me the ticker, strike price and expiration.

>> No.17710691

2 circuit breakers in 1 week in Brazil
TOPKEK

>> No.17710692

>>17710633
how the fuck are they still operating

>> No.17710693

GUYS PLEASE BUY THE DIP PLEASE GUYS

>> No.17710694

>>17710478
This cracked me up hard, well done anon

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>>17710630
We're $1 away from the 52 week low for SPY lmao

>> No.17710701
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17710701

> $700,000 Lorraine... $700,000! We paid $150,000 for that shitheap in 2010 and he fucking bought it!
> I know! It's so crazy what these millennials will buy, they're so stupid!
> I know! They fall for everything. You just tell 'em "I know what I got" and they just buy it! Hahaha
> Oh Ian, I love you so much, make love to me!

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>> No.17710710

>>17710690
KNG
shares
never expire

>> No.17710714

>>17710630
Why do you love losing money? When will you learn that being contrarian on the markets is lethal. Just follow the current trend lmao. Trading reversals is a fool's errand.

>> No.17710715

>>17710678
COCKY

>> No.17710717

>>17710515
It's not crazy when the US is literally collapsing

>> No.17710721

>>17710675
Boomers man. They project the past into the future. Outrightly dumb.

>> No.17710724

>>17710696
Delete this please

>> No.17710728

>>17710688
BLACKED MARCH

>> No.17710730

>>17710690
spy call next week 285

>> No.17710735

how can I ever buy natural gas if it can lose 5% in 1 hour? convince me with a valid method

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>>17710588
checked

>> No.17710742

So I'm a poor fag...well compared to a lot of people who have been investing for years anyways. I dont have a margin account so I can't actually short stocks like airlines and hotels and cruise lines but I want to. Is there any way I could get in on the shorting action without a margin account?

>> No.17710746

>>17710691
We're almost there

>> No.17710748
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>>17710654
>>17710666
>>17710671
>>17710696
>>17710714
AHH SHIT AHH FUCK DO I JUST SELL?

>> No.17710749

You can pull up historical fed rates and compare them side by side with the S&P 500. They can cut rates to 0 right now it won't make a difference until 2-3 months down the road.

>> No.17710750

>>17710225
>YOU HAVE 63 PRICE MOVEMENT ALERTS

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>> No.17710762

>>17710742
Just buy SQQQ

>> No.17710767

BULLBROS

WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING SELL NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17710773
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So much delicious salt on the DJIA livestream lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hySei9-4JA

>> No.17710774

>>17710693

SHUT I'M MAKING MONEY

>> No.17710775

>>17710633
Genuinely feel bad for germans that will have to bail out this piece of trash bank.

>> No.17710778

>>17710633
>Deutsche 0.11 away from ATL!!!!!
here we go

still think shitaly will jump first, but that will undoubtedly chain into DB following suit

>> No.17710779

>>17710748
>he bought ze dip
>he panic sold

>> No.17710781

1 YEAR OF SPY GAINS WIPED OUT


SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17710782
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>>17710724
Sad anime girls making me sad are the only way to remind myself I'm still alive

>> No.17710785

>>17710748
you could wait for the next fed pump

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>tfw too poor for stock market to affect me
I'm here just to watch the tumbling down.

>> No.17710790
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17710790

Vanity of vanities, says the Teacher,
vanity of vanities! All is vanity.
What do people gain from all the toil
at which they toil under the sun?
A generation goes, and a generation comes,
but the earth remains for ever.
The sun rises and the sun goes down,
and hurries to the place where it rises.
The wind blows to the south,
and goes round to the north;
round and round goes the wind,
and on its circuits the wind returns.
All streams run to the sea,
but the sea is not full;
to the place where the streams flow,
there they continue to flow.
All things are wearisome;
more than one can express;
the eye is not satisfied with seeing,
or the ear filled with hearing.
What has been is what will be,
and what has been done is what will be done;
there is nothing new under the sun.
Is there a thing of which it is said,
‘See, this is new’?
It has already been,
in the ages before us.
The people of long ago are not remembered,
nor will there be any remembrance
of people yet to come
by those who come after them.

>> No.17710791

>>17710748
Goddamn you're one autistic retard

>> No.17710802

PRESIDENT XI TO VISIT WUHAN IN PUBLIC APPEARANCE

>> No.17710804

>>17710735
Don't. Oil is less volatile and is on the lower end of its historical price range. More upside for long-term investment.

>> No.17710806

>>17710762
Yeah I'm going to but that is shorting lots of tech stocks I wanna get in on hotels and airlines because with the WU flu going around they are gonna get hammered when reporting earnings

>> No.17710810

>>17710633
They're delaying $1.25bn of bond repayments

I doubt they're going to last much longer without bailouts

>> No.17710813

Jesus guys, like what is there to do but play videogames, smoke weed and eat doritos?
TLRY 7 CGC 13 a share its gotta be getting ridiculous

>> No.17710819

>>17710773
it's like reading /biz/

>> No.17710818
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>>17710773
lmao

>> No.17710822

>>17710748
It's not enough money to get upset about. Keep it in or don't. Your main focus now should be living VERY CHEAP and putting as much as you can into the market as close to the bottom as you can get. That's where you will be making money. If this is the big one, you fucking SAVE SAVE SAVE SAVE INVEST INVEST INST when we're in the wreckage. This is your chance

>> No.17710823

>>17710053

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY STOCKERINOS

STOP IS NOT A PANDEMIC JUST A FLU CAR CRASHES KILL YOU MORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP SELLING ACTIVATE THE CIRCUIT BREAKER ALREADTYYYYY

>> No.17710835

i want this to hit the breakers so bad, at least id have an idea of a plan of attack lmao

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>>17710778
When DB goes it will unironically signal Great Depression 2.0.

>> No.17710842

>>17710813
weed stonks are garbage because legal weed is more expensive than MOM weed

>> No.17710844

What happens to futures if DOW closes at bear levels?

>> No.17710848

>>17710380
>>17710293
I actually feel kinda bad for them :(

>> No.17710851

I have CCL puts that are up 270%, should I sell now or keep holding to see how bad things get?

>> No.17710854

>>17710790
based Ecclesiastes poster

>> No.17710863

>>17710838
when bac goes under 20, panic

>> No.17710864

>>17710844
green

>> No.17710865

SQQQ to $30 tomorrow

>> No.17710867
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>>17710690
3/20 SPY 230 PUTS. Do it, bobo. I want cheapies.

>> No.17710866

>>17710773
rip j par

>> No.17710869
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>>17710775
germans are extinct. the "people" in germany deserve everything coming to them

>> No.17710870

>>17710293
>>17710380
my family owns a holiday park and they could potentially go bankrupt.

>> No.17710876

>>17710735
Natty gas is called the widow naker by old traders for a reason. It's like oil but moar, AND it varies on long range weather forecasts.

>> No.17710877

ITS GOING DOWN
ITS GOING DOWN

ITS BEAR

>> No.17710879

It's time.

>> No.17710885

IT'S OK BULLBROS, WE'LL NOT FALL BELOW DECEMBER 2018 LOWS

>> No.17710890

>>17710335
>>17710462
keep going this is great.

>> No.17710897

>>17710844
This is a fucking clown world. Probably would begin the next golden bull.

>> No.17710899

>>17710877
underrated

>> No.17710901

>>17710773
Watching boomers cope is quite entertaining.

>> No.17710904

>>17710835
>counting on an extremely rare phenomenon in order to make a profit

>> No.17710906

>>17710851
Now is a good time for closing positions for cruise lines. Everybody ready knows they're radioactive waste. It can still go down further with the rest of the market so understand you won't be timing the bottom

>> No.17710913

It was fun while it lasted, bros. Stay safe out there. Hard times are coming.

>> No.17710914

>>17710851
They expire 4/17 b

>> No.17710917

>>17710781
Sounds like a buying opportunity for cheap to me desu

>> No.17710918

>>17710690
RCL $35p 3/20

>> No.17710919

so time for SPY calls?

>> No.17710920
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>>17710877
Did someone call?

>> No.17710922

Anyone else hear the people panicking about Corona apparently being found nearby on the fox stream?

>> No.17710924

Just woke up. Did the stocks go back up yet, or can I go back to sleep?

>> No.17710929
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>>17710773
lmao

>> No.17710932
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>>17710120
Wow so? Literally everyone laughs at /leftypol/ all the time. Their mascot is literally this

>> No.17710930

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING!

>> No.17710934

>>17710643
The 5 year don't look too good. Constant downs.

>> No.17710937

>>17710867
so bold and retarded, it might just work

>> No.17710938
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>>17710094
>everyone is losing money

>> No.17710940

>>17710890
Market is crashing again. WHY IN THE FUCK IS GOLD DROPPING?

>> No.17710944

I'll kill myself if it goes sub 25500 today

>> No.17710947

>implying the fed won't save your ass

>> No.17710951
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>>17710120

>> No.17710953

>>17710773
>MUH DEMS MUH CHINA
lmao fox boomer cope

>> No.17710954 [DELETED] 
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>>17710940

>> No.17710956

I just got fired so I don't even have to go outside, going to start prepping today, isn't that bad in the midwest yet

>> No.17710957

>>17710778
The death of the EU
The end of the Boomer reign
The end of China's bullshit
The first chance to buy a house
The return of American manufacturing
1% mortality rates clearing out 1 million homes
Reddit WSB retards get owned and die
Ridin with Biden into a new era
Zoomers wake up to federal reserve BULLSHIT

God damn Bros, I'm starting to feel some hope for once. We aren't going to be priced out anymore.

>> No.17710958

>>17710930
Honestly I don't get it
The only answer anybody has is the Fed

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>>17710885
I want it to though. Imagine how great it'd be to get MSFT under $100.

>> No.17710967

>>17710885
>WE'LL NOT FALL BELOW DECEMBER 2018 LOWS
That remains to be seen.

>> No.17710974
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>>17710938
Not me. I lost it all before this shit even started.

>> No.17710976

>>17710961
>>17710961
>>17710961
>>17710961
>>17710961
>>17710961

>> No.17710977

>>17710954
why is it a bad thing? What does it mean?

>> No.17710985

>>17710956
>isn't that bad in the midwest yet
>unironically believing this

Everywhere is compromised, except for Maine.

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>>17710120
Kek

>> No.17711005

Stop resisting bulls. It's over

>> No.17711012
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17711012

Can we fucking stop with the fake pumps and just let it crash, honestly

>> No.17711017

>>17710433
a mulatto technically, but yeah, quite an embarrassment.

>> No.17711027

Who here buying the dip drip by drip?

>> No.17711039

>>17710976
stop making new threads on page 1

>> No.17711042
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17711042

Who the fuck is buying? Stop it.

>> No.17711057
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17711057

>>17710094
I know that feel bro

Fuck boomers and there advice to out everything into index funds. I was fed up of earning 1% interest in a bank account but that's better than losing so much of my life savings

>> No.17711060
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17711060

>>17710120
Kekers

>> No.17711067

>>17710924
All is still comfy mein fren
sweet dreams

>> No.17711078

>>17710930
market makers,
people thinking it bottomed,
shares short sellers closing their positions for profit (yes, you buy the shares than).

>> No.17711092
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>>17710120
You guys are such dumb faggots.

>> No.17711105

>>17711057
You're still young, it'll come back eventually

>> No.17711114

>>17710433
Come on. Don't be like one of those faggots who have Trump living rent-free in their heads. Obama was a lousy president but the president in 2008 was George W. Bush and he was the president during the entire fraud-laden, housing bubble run-up that ended in the 2008 meltdown. Bush did nothing to stop the rampant fraud so he has to foot a tremendous amount of the blame for 2008. Obama is largely responsible for the current bubble we're in thanks to his refusal to prosecute any of the Wall Street criminals and his acceptance of the Fed's corrupt and stupid manner of dealing with the aftermath of the 2008 wipeout.

>> No.17711116

I’ve bought SQQQ and calls on Oil am I going to make it

>> No.17711132

>>17710958
This. It doesn't make any sense. Someone told me market makers but that sounds like bull considered the order sizes are like or 1 or 5.

>> No.17711138
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17711138

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17711170

Any /smg/ bros married. Do you have life insurance for your and your spouse? In case you die, your other half should not have to worry about paying the mortgage right.

>> No.17711195
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>>17711138
damn i wanted this to be real

>> No.17711219

>>17710930
Algos

>> No.17711220

>>17711170
If my wife dies, life will not be worth living so it's a moot point.

>> No.17711240

>>17710157

Trish, Amanda, and Kelly are the only ones worth fucking. And I certainly wouldn’t pay to do so.

Becky was something 15 years ago, but she’s way past her prime. There’s a lot of miles on her flaps.

>> No.17711242

>Fed boosts money it’s providing to banks in overnight repo lending to $175 billion
this is real though

>> No.17711246

>>17711220
100% cringe.

>> No.17711252

>>17711220
Agreed, but if my wife dies I get 200k

>> No.17711265

>>17711246
I sincerely hope you know love one day, anon.

>> No.17711267

DB 8 cents from ATL

>> No.17711345

>>17710870
I own a coffee shop I’m fucked lol

>> No.17711376

>>17711345
why didn't you move your 401k into a stable value fund on feb 21

>> No.17711378

>>17711345
What a beta

>> No.17711383

>>17711345

ive got an idea. new ad campaign. your coffee is scientifically proven to PREVENT coronavirus infection

profit??

>> No.17711390
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oh god 2020 has been making me extremely hard
any other /chaos/-chads here?

>> No.17711399

>>17711376
>small business owner
>401k
retard

>> No.17711419

>>17710097
Ah you're the guy who just got started eh? My tip to you is to avoid US stocks as you will lose something like 3% on the currency exchanges after you've bought and sold

>> No.17711455
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i'm in this shit for the long haul. fuck it. bears you can have your day

im staying in, i will buy EVERY dip

>> No.17711510

>>17711220
Based. YGMI

>> No.17711517
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Anything worth mining with my 1070ti?
Not looking to turn a profit. I'm merely seeing it as a way to by stock in a sense.
It'll got me about $20 a month in electricity so it's nothing much.

>> No.17711523

>>17711455
You must really like anal (recieving)

>> No.17711554

>>17711376
I’ve been all cash since January, 315k and no debt. I just mean sales are gonna slump.

>> No.17711560

what does it actually mean when the stock market goes up or down?

>> No.17711620

>>17711560
People either have or lack confidence leading to the buying or selling of securities

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Anyone think Amazon is gonna do great when this calms down?

>All the boomers will be used to buying online
>All the zoomers locked in their homes will be doing AWS hosted "startups" to make up for their lost barista job

>> No.17711696

-1600

>maintain ze dump

>> No.17711720

>>17711560
When stocks go up, average people don't benefit.
When stocks go down, average people lose their jobs.

>> No.17711749

>>17711696
>Reload ze Corona fud

>> No.17711838

>>17711720
so if an average joe plays the markets and loses, he loses his money AND his job. Sounds risky.

>> No.17711861

>>17710563
-20.8% and going.

>> No.17711894

>>17711838
>Average joe is playing against billion dollar firms with Phd mathematicians working on algorithms doing HFT.
Place your bets

>> No.17711982

HERE COMES THE FED

>> No.17711999

>>17711894
Yeah the average investor even if smart has a hard time beating the algos, but he can still follow the trends and make some money, just not as much

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17712007

Where is SNSS Anon wow what a gay lying piece of shit. This this thing is going back to .30 or .20

Shaking my head fan because that SNSS Anon is one cold motherfucker for tricking a-holes here to hold his bags but fuck it bro it's their life.

>> No.17712034

THE PRINTERS HAVE TURNED ON

>> No.17712041

>>17712007
Yeah I wanted to believe in it because the data is promising, but I should have sold at the 1-1.1 range

>> No.17712056

>>17711999
The little guy has a tough time competing against anyone with more resources. The fact the uber wealthy has market auto aim compared to the poor is stupid when you think about it.

>> No.17712124

>>17712056
I entirely agree, I'm just saying that while the aglos will make anyone who has them huge sums, the average joe if paying attention can still see average returns at best

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>>17712007
>listening to tripfags on any board
shiggydiggy muh niggy

>> No.17712190

>>17712041
In the end I made more money with SNSS than lost but by barely because I had a stop sell. It really did seem like a safe haven from the storm for a bit but whatever senpai.

>> No.17712268

>>17712190
Yeah I didn't have a stop set because I didn't think the Wells Fargo downgrade from $4-$3 would kill it like that, especially with the way the data looks

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>>17712124
Yeah but let's be real we see the same fucking variation of patterns for certain things day in and day out and it's really just to slaughter the guys in the middle. The best time to make moves here are a little before the morning and a little before the night in small half an hour intervals. This shit is so dumb because at this point anyone with half a brain is sitting on the sidelines while also battle it out.

>> No.17712381

>>17712268
It is promising as fuck and maybe this whole corona bullshit is really fucking everything up but it looks that way for the next month at this rate. Fuck this gay ass bleed.

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>>17712331
>while algos battle it out.
Fuck autocorrect