/biz/ - Business & Finance

You guys wanted cheapies right?
Go on
Buy in

ITS JUST THE FUCKING FLU STOP PANICKING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

HOW MANY INO SHOULD I BUY HELPPPP

>>17708946
I am going to start DCA in tomorrow

what would warren buffet do as a young lad getting into the stock game?


im going to take a small loan of 200k and all in VTSAX

Reminder to Put at the inevitable final hour rally.

JUST WASH YOUR HANDS AND HIT THAT GREEN BUTTON

Kek

Bears why r u shorting the bottom

Take ur goddamn profits

>>17708946

>Friday the 13th

>>17708946
not yet bear bro, not yet. When we hit the floor tho I'm all in on cheapies

Thats it
See ya bros later

Let the stocks go down, I'll throw more money into it and get a shit ton more for return, lmao

FINNA BUY ACDVF

>>17708948
classic copypasta

>>17708926
This is what happens to dip-buyers.

>-5%
>pandemic
God I hope metals are gonna go up now

Capitulation when?

NO MORE FUNDS FOR NEW DIP

>>17708948
its only the beginning. wait till the end of this month. buckle up.

You guys just need to relax. The US has the best economy and financial institutions in the world.
This is a great time to buy in and there's enough money going around for everyone to benefit, don't let a little flu scare you out of the best gains of your life!

Crash it

the who

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN5zw04WxCc

SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL

BUY AGAIN IN 2 WEEKS TIME

>>17708946

It ain't cheapies till we're back in 4 digit dow.

Nvda

((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))
>((((((((((((((WHO))))))))))))))

FUCKING MELODRAMATIC FEARMONGERS

>>17708949
>Bought puts for April
>Sold them in February
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Is pandemic bonds going to be used now?

do zooms not remember h1n1 pandemic?

>>17708992
>You guys just need to relax
outta fun money for pumps already jerome?

>THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

>THREAD THEME

Nvda nvda nvda

We rocketing

Nvda nvda nvda

Taking passengerss now

>MFW CNBC JUST SAID MARKET CRASH IS BECAUSE BERNIE IS STAYING IN

>>17708959
He would wait for blood in the streets

>tfw bought SPXU
>tfw bear fag now
Keep fucking falling

>>17708967
fug hes right

>193 deaths in italy today

FED PUMPING BUT SELLING VOLUME IS SO HIGH IT'S ONLY MANAGING TO STABILIZE AT AROUND -1200
>FED PUMPING BUT SELLING VOLUME IS SO HIGH IT'S ONLY MANAGING TO STABILIZE AT AROUND -1200
FED PUMPING BUT SELLING VOLUME IS SO HIGH IT'S ONLY MANAGING TO STABILIZE AT AROUND -1200
>FED PUMPING BUT SELLING VOLUME IS SO HIGH IT'S ONLY MANAGING TO STABILIZE AT AROUND -1200
FED PUMPING BUT SELLING VOLUME IS SO HIGH IT'S ONLY MANAGING TO STABILIZE AT AROUND -1200
>FED PUMPING BUT SELLING VOLUME IS SO HIGH IT'S ONLY MANAGING TO STABILIZE AT AROUND -1200

I like nvda

Kek

Nvda nvda nvda

DB 5% down
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

This is the greatest buying opportunity we have had in years. I'm so happy I got more dip today.

>>17708992
You have no more control, JPow
Your clan is capitulating, king Drumpf has forsaken you and the Draghi family has switched sides.

There is nowhere for you to run

>>17709037

This market crash is bullish for Bernie. If everything was going to shit and I was running as a fuck the system candidate I'd stay in too.

>>17709040
apparently I'm warren buffet then

>>17708967
BLOODY FRIDAY

>>17709028
on what drugs are you on?

Why the fuck is TSLA still above $620?

>>17709050

THE FED IS A FAGGOT
>THE FED IS A FAGGOT
THE FED IS A FAGGOT
>THE FED IS A FAGGOT
THE FED IS A FAGGOT
>THE FED IS A FAGGOT
THE FED IS A FAGGOT
>THE FED IS A FAGGOT

>no stimulus package

Explain this to me like I'm retarded

Yesterday, a certain stock was worth $17,70. I thought it'd fall to around $16,20, so I bought 600 put options at 0,75 each.
Today, the stock has plummeted. In the morning, while it was worth around $16,50, the options were worth $1,10. Now, the stock is worth $16,10 and the options are $1.
Why is it that the options' price fell? When buying them, should I aim for the lowest reasonable price possible? Why?

I tried reading investopedia, but I got lost between buying/selling calls and puts
I don't understand what values when and why.

>>17708949
Hope they go bankrupt desu. Fuck Boeing.

>>17709037
I couldn't keep watching them. Their anchors need to quit. They're terrible at their jobs.

>>17709050
PROOF FED IS PUMPING???

should I sell the SQQQ or is this a meme

>>17708967

>Schizophrenic dad is screaming at me to sell everything and lose 10 thousand dollars

Should I do it?

THE GOAT has spoken

please go down more PLEASE

>>17708992
Hi Fed

>>17709092
I can't yet I bought in too high, but I would if I were you

Is there a coronachan booru? There's no nhentai tag

People are retarded virus already ran it’s course in China and Korea. What will be dangerous is if it mutates but this first run is a nothingburger that has been run wild with fear mongering press.

Markets will recover sooner than expected

Just bought 526 shares of SNSS this morning when I saw it had dumped so much this morning. Thanks for the heads up, SNSS Anon, and for keeping my IRA green.

>>17709083
Implied Volatility Crush

Don't do options plays if you don't understand options and how they are priced.

>>17709076
I'm still waiting for my bank positions to respond. Weird market man. Give it time. TSLA was a cult stock though too so that's dangerous enough.

LOST 500K LAST WEEK, THIS WEEK IS ON TRACK TO BE EVEN WORSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17709051
Gimme SPY at 230, Bobo.

>>17709083
we already answered this, the most likely answer is time followed by volatility. read about black-scholes equation. if you truly don't understand it, just don't do it. it's not for you.

>>17708967

>>17709083
>too retarded to read and educate himeself
>trying to make money off complex derivatives

neck yourself dipshit.

>>17709103
you must be atleast 18 years old to post here

>actual thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84gmKIKTk40

>>17709103
are you schizophrenic too or just him?

>>17709103
Lie and say you accidentally pulled it out and put it all into LINK

>>17709083
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/timedecay.asp

>>17709083
when are they expiring?

>>17709103
DCA

>>17709115
It might dump again though, last time it dumped it plateaued for a day then dumped another 50%.

>>17709121
>bulls rn are actually mole people who haven't seen a headline in weeks

>>17709016
This is so far beynd H1N1. The underconsumption crisis to follow is going to devastate the economy for years

>>17709103
BUT ANON YOUR DAD IS DEAD

>>17709096
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0tA0h5wQao

>>17709076
because Tesla is a good company??
Name one auto company that is ready for EV?

Bul target

Nvda

Seeing nvda 400 eoy

>>17709134
fucking lel. All it took was one guy eating a bat to start a worldwide catastrophe.

>>17709133
I'm actually autistic

>>17709103
listen to your dad kid

Pandemic bonds are only half a billion, the fed prints *300 times that every morning for repo ops. Why are financially retarded people browsing /biz/ today?

i overpaid for my KNG

>>17709009
>WHO is jews
Wew, no. They're China's dog, and Teddy has a history of covering up epidemics. They've been avoiding using the "P" word for awhile now. Kinda hard to not call it a pandemic when Italy is in full lockdown mode and everyone is closing boarders to them.

>>17709092
There's no proof, it's just a meme. Fed is buying the dip which will be 23.5k.

>>17709050
literal squirt guns

>>17709165
You are in the right place then.

Just DCA and hold anon you will thank me in some months when kungfupandacough histeria is over.

>iranian government declaring it to be a chinese bioweapon
bullish?

this is not good for my health
have your fun bears, i'm noping the fuck out

>>17709113
do you know what actions china took?

Bears are almost done for

Bullbros hold strong

>>17709156
Literally all the Euro companies?

how the fuck can everything be down?

God damn it BAC dump already you worthless shot bank

>>17709134
>>17709164
>lmao who can even stop DRUMPF
>chink eats bat

Trump meeting with big banks CEOs soon
don't get burned bearbros

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUnXxh5U25Y

>EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT PLACE
EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT PLACE
>EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT PLACE
EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT PLACE
>EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT PLACE
EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT PLACE
>EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT PLACE
EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT PLACE
>EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT PLACE
EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT PLACE
>EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT PLACE
EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT PLACE
>EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT PLACE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUnXxh5U25Y

>>17709164
It escaped from Mr. Poohs lab, dummy.

>>17709193
Source?

Buseyll

>>17709050
>>17709184
Reminder: real fed pump is tomorrow. Sell your shorts today and buy back tomorrow..

>>17709193
Well they also believe america is ruled by aliens, so choose wisely whos side you want to be on.

>bears seriousy consider taking profits

>>17709193
>former president

still pretty based

>>17709156
Fuck Tesla shills. Porsche already came out with the Taycan which is better in every aspect.

>>17709156
fucking Ford is ready for EV.. i believe last year they invested money with another company to set up charge stations all around the country.. fucking bmw.. chevy.. porsche.. fucking everyone has already been putting out electric vehicles....... tesla is not the only company that makes electric cars.............................

>>17709193
>Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

When's the next dump?

What do we think about continental resources? CLR 8.8$


will it shoot up when the Donald gets reelected?

>>17709213
oh yes, the bailout. like clockwork

>>17709202
international bonds, gold and tlt are up. the rest of my portfolio is getting ass blasted

>>17709201
they are slowly to transition
they are 3/4 still bowed down to the petrol cucks

LOL Inslee just banned religion in Washington state

>>17709193
>Former president
I miss that guy like you wouldn't believe but he isn't the iranian government lol

>>17709140
Monday. From the 450 bucks I put in yesterday, I already made $174. Should I let it expire or sell now? I think it's going down even more.

>>17709103
His options are:

Sell now, so you can rebuy at some near future point (i.e. closer to the bottom), with the belief the world will keep on spinning and stocks eventually go up

or

Hold with the belief the world will keep on spinning and stocks eventually go up

or

Sell, convert cash into some other store of value like gold, but I doubt you want to do that

>>17709193
>Ahmedinejad
>Any relevance
Might as well quote Bill Clinton as "US gouvernment"

>>17709202
Give a reason they should be up. Its been nothing but bad news all week.

>>17709225
> He thinks fed pumps are still relevant for more than 24 hours.

>>17709217
>mfw it was designed in a lab to quell the HK protests, and it hitched a ride at the bottom of someone's shoe.
That would be hilarious, but I'm more inclined to believe it was just a moron who ate something funky.

20K BY FRIDAY BOYS YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

>>17708946
Based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>17709218
https://mobile.twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1237429237436551168

>>17709193
All arabs living in arabic countries (obviously this also includes england, france, germany, and sweden) are idiots, this is a fact.

>>17708946
only nibbling so far, needs to be lower for big dicked purchases

>>17709225
Trump is probably shouting into the phone trying to get them to pump right now
At this point, it's still up to Jerome to say yes or no. And he's as patient as he was in Dec2018, maybe even more so. He'll let the market throw it's little tantrum.

>>17709216
hey I like that song
haven't listened to the "radio head" since my fiendish high school days

>>17709145
I'm not worried.

1. Even if the stock went to $0 the worst that happens is I lose something like $250.
2. They are literally curing cancer. This is going to be big stuff when and if they prove it works.
3. Stocks that go down are bound to go up again.

What do you think is the expected rate of return on SNSS versus an SPX index fund? I feel much more comfortable hedging the SPX-fund shares in my 401k with good individual stocks like SNSS in my IRA than just blindly buying more and more index funds like an animal.

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

>>17709239
well yeah of course, you didn't think they would let their friends go under right?
get your profits and lahm it

How is AMD only -0.7%
I wanted my cheapies

When is the pump scheduled for?

I CAN HEAR SOMEONE COOFING OUTSIDE. IT'S HERE. IT'S FUCKING HERE.

All this bear hysteria....it's like... they don't know the past...

PEOPLE IN ICU AGE IN LOMBARDY:
20% 75+
38% 65-74
32% 50-64
9% 25-49
1% 18-24

>n-n-n-n-nothingburger

>2313 NEW CASES AND 196 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 12.462 CASES AND 827 DEATHS

Italy update

>>17709257
its probably Syphon Filter meme'd into reality, unironically

>>17709244
they are keeping their foothold and cash flow while transitioning.. huge risk with tesla right now.. wait till they start selling shares to cover expenses....

I like tesla.. i plan on getting the truck.. i like elon.. i think what he's doing is great.. but that doesn't mean the stock isn't overvalued and over hyped.............

>>17709291
at the close like yesterday
it's a field day until then

>>17708948
>handshakes are getting ban
>large gatherings are getting ban
>national guard is called
>whole countries are getting quarantine

yeah only the flu bro.

>>17709291
3:35

>>17709257
>a moron who ate something funky.
Official Chinese story is that a bat humped a dude's face then pissed in his mouth. So either it escaped a bioresearch facility or a bat pissed in a guy's mouth and made him sick.

Ifnu want a top bull target

Go nvda

>>17709277
buying Index funds is what separates us from the animals

>>17709298
>>17709295
Mamma Mia !
(what else do Italians say when things get wild? they probably have some other good expressions...)

>>17709309
>>17709316
Thanks.

>>17709295
just dont be old, retard

>>17709311
Checked
And all fed meetings on Coronachan are now classified.
They're gonna roll the Nat Guard.

>REEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS ALL DRUMPF'S FAULT!!!!!
CNBC right now

>>17709295
>the bane of boomers
>the eviscerator of the elderly
>the grim reaper of the geriatrics

>>17709295
>only 10% are below 50
Not worried desu

>>17709193
He’s had bad takes in the past

>>17709298
I really started hating Italy since this outbreak.
A truly useless nation

>He bought the dip

jesus DIS price moves like molasses, need to see 102 to close my position

>>17709243
can you put a tl;dr on that?

Fuck fuck fuck if schools get shut down my wife will be home from work all day and comfy NEET life ends

>>17709348
Tell me in a year it was bad to buy nvda in 240s

>>17709347
just wait and see how well America handles this shit, Italy will looks like childs play in comparison.

>>17709324
In my region we say ostia!

>>17709331
At least 40% of those cases are at a working age

Spain, Germany, Switzerland and France are next
Grab puts while you sill can

>>17709357
Better start going long on the good boy points.

You know for a hobby that involves long term investment you people sure fucking freak out over short term shit. Hold your stocks for a year dumb niggers.

>>17709298
How is it possible Italy has 12.462 cases and China, which has a thousand times more inhabitants, has barely 8x the cases?

Was China lying all this time?

>>17709349
well they're earnings are today

how can I watch/view the interbank short term lending market?

>>17709348
when do we get cute Yukata girls to open the NYSE....

>>17709378
all republicans are rapists; this proves it

>>17709374
Shut up retard we're trying to make money.

>>17709374
this shit is more addicting than gambling aint it?

>>17709374
Go back to bed grandpa

>>17709378
that thing must've been so heavy.. fuck she was getting crushed

>>17709357
Just beat her wtf lmao, this is why she prefers tyrones dick to yours.

>>17709369
Do you know what tickers?

>>17709365
>working age
I thought Italians worked like 10 hrs/week from 18-35 and then retired?
"working age" in southern Europe is a bit of a false statement, no? :D

I need 1 more dip and I can cash out. If only it was during lunch break instead of right after.

>>17709365
>trump doesnt start quarantine measures
>stocks inevitably go down due to mass infections and lost productivity
>trump does
>stocks immediately go down due to 'authoritarian gommunist' measures

There's no losing

>>17709113
Just watch it coming back in China

>>17709279
kek

>>17709385
You can't because they are private transactions retard. It's been mostly nationalized anyway that's what IOER is. Now go back to reading zerohedge and leave my fucking thread faggot.

>>17709256
>stonks only go down
Big green tomorrow, Im going to buy big puts for the weekend.

>>17709243
Not defending the tripfag, but you're a filtyh cuck.

>>17709376
>Was China lying all this time?

tell me a case when they were NOT lying

>Around 68,000 people cross the Swiss-Italian border every day for work
> An exception is made for them to travel into Switzerland.
>4,000 work in healthcare

>>17709374
>just hodl your bubble stocks bro
we won't get back to this level for 10 years

>>17709374
t. Boomer or Fed gaslighter

>>17709374
You know you can have long term positions and short term ones right

>>17709374
>hold your stocks

or sell and buy back after the crash... that's where real money is, sure I can make 50% if I wait 50 years or what ever, but if you sell now and try again you can get much more. worst case scenario you buy in again when the market is stable and you contiue your 50 year retirement plan.

>>17709360
stop shilling stocks you fucking bagholder, at least use a trip, faggot.

>SQQQ
Make my monster groooow!

>>17709378
You just know

>>17709333
he made it worse you know

>>17709446
ok boomer

>>17709454
EWL puts?

>>17709374
>stocks

LOL

>>17709464
Awwww

Nooo dont mention stocks u like in a stock thread

It's kinda fun when everything is red but I have more fun when its green.

>>17709357
>my wife is my mom

Do any of you faggots still own SPCE?

Can someone tell me about sqqq I've done some research but am a little bit cautious yet. From what I've seen it's not an asset you buy and hold they said it's an "intraday" trading asset and to buy it if you think the large caps are gonna be going down?

>>17709467
>not VIX indicies

>The White House has ordered federal health officials to treat top-level coronavirus meetings as classified, an unusual step that has restricted information and hampered the U.S. government’s response to the contagion, according to four Trump administration officials.
based donnie must have OTM puts in his inventory

>>17709509
>still

>>17709202
So many bags for you to hold, it's extraordinary.

>>17709394
only sexy boomers for you

>>17709500
>my indian name is Shames-You-Futilely

>>17709500
hurr I forgot to short
there was plenty of time to prepare and get yourself in the green

>>17709509
yea i own SPCE puts and its up 50% :)

Guys ... I’m coofing

>>17709374
Shut up nerd we're waiting for a bottom

this pleases me

>>17709103
Yes, it's better to sell now

ITS TIME
>ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP
>ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP
>ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP
>ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP

I WENT ALL IN ON INOVIO!

See you next month when they begin the human trials!

so what happened to SNSSAnon?
>>17709509
im waiting for single digits to buy in

How to invest in Corona-chan?

>>17709540
F

can I have you stocks?

>>17709499
at least be entertaining like SNSSfag when shilling you retard, nvidia is going to bleed even more after their Q1 earnings call

>>17709480
I'm probably half your age lmao, read a fucking book nigger

>>17709291
next year

>>17709193
Sino-Persian war for great justice.
Someone just needs to convince the sand folk that the Chinks are "denying their fellow muslims, the Uighurs, the Hajj by putting them into anti islam camps" and then all we have to do is wait for the great Jihad to rip china a new asshole.

>>17709512
essentialy betting against nasdaq with a multiplier

>>17709512
You buy it when you think things are going red, and sell when you think they arent anymore. Its that simple.

It generally moves in looong slow drops and short quick spikes up, but the former add up to more than the latter, so you dont hold it 'long' term (unless you expect capitalism to break down and the markets just to slowly die and never recover)

>>17709542
You can finally afford bread!

>>17709522
That would mean he has puts either too low or calls. I doubt he had a high exposure to puts.

In other news. I'm watching bank puts go up but the stocks staying about the same. I think some hedging has begun.

>>17709477
Yeah he really messed up serving all that bat soup at the whitehouse

>>17709113

>He actually believes china

I want to thank the asshole who meme'd me to buy NOVN at 91 cents when he said they had the vaccine. I'm never trusting anon shit posters again.

>>17709566
lmao bro they know america is the bigger satan in this, if someone gets a great jihad its them

>>17709563
>half your age
why am I not surprised it's an underaged faggot sperging out on 4chan

>>17709577
that's almost two whole premium soups

>>17709083
Yeah the IV was probably off the charts when you bought it

>>17708926
>it’s just a flu bro
I keep telling you since mid February but you didn’t listen...

>>17709500
The perfect /biz/ indian name
>Afraid of Bear
https://www.eastidahonews.com/2019/08/update-samiir-afraid-of-bear-has-been-taken-back-into-custody/

Just got called off my shift at the restaurant I work at because the event I scheduled for cancelled cuz of coronavirus fears.

I heard China plays down the number by writing the cause of death to something else. Heart disease, pneumonia or something else.

>>17709547
>youre not trying to profit off a vaccine, right anon?

puts lads

>>17709016
Are you retarded?

>>17709558
CLX

>>17709574
What do you mean with a multiplier?

>pandemic
Already priced in. Market is not moving for shit.

>>17709592
>I bought the nth company that has a vaccine that followed the same pump and dump as all the others.
MRNA was the first, and then everything else followed suit. At least with MRNA their business model isn't entirely based on the coronavirus vaccine, but them having one meant they didn't crash nearly as much as the others.

>>17709618
better lock in those profits or you will be regretting it

Where will TQQQ be at tomorrow if it opens like it did Tuesday?

>>17709625
like at the slots nibba

>>17709618
what on? and I think I'm going to wait until the end of the day to buy more

>>17709575
So what's the longest you would hold on to it like a few days tops?

>>17709565
There you go, aren't you a good little bull.

>>17709595
>I'm sure they will still be blaming America for all their troubles when Coronachan is spreading her wings over Mecca, and they definitely will not blame the people who they think released the virus on them
Lmao bro

>>17709598
I'm sorry old man, who was the one that didn't understand interbank lending again? I'm sorry your dick doesn't work anymore, I'll be pulling up to your house to have sex with your daughter in my G wagon though.

>>17709628
Priced in before or after todays drop?

>>17709625
it's 3x leveraged so potential huge gains/losses
only play if you have large risk tolerance

>>17709318
The wuhan virus lab is on the other side of street of that food market. On the other fucking side of the street. 2 min by foot. Researchers from that lab go to that market for lunch. They also work on sars and related there. There's no way it didn't escape from there.

>>17709592
Living up to the name everyday

>>17709640
Ok I just dont understand how or why it has a multiplier lol

stocking up lads

gonna be a good april

>coof coof

>>17709650
are you retarded or just haven't passed algebra 1 yet

>>17709628
Yeah, till the support breaks down, we all see you floating it at 27000

>>17709348
I am starting to DCA in tomorrow

>>17709587
saved

>>17709592
bro
just buy a coronastack right now
0.5$
you'll be good by monday

>>17709655
Got ya I've got my actual savings and investments all squared away I'm just taking like 2 grand as play money for lack of a better word and seeing what I can do with it

>>17709645
in theory you shouldn't hold it for more than a day, in practice the normal rules get a bit weird when applied to a crash

I'm holding mine until Friday, ain't nobody got the balls to hold SQQQ over a weekend

>>17709311
>handshakes are getting ban
>large gatherings are getting ban
>national guard is called
>whole countries are getting quarantine
>tripfags still shitposting away

>>17709635
locked most of it, only have 1k worth of puts atm but they expire in april

>>17709641
SPDR SPY ETF desu lad.

You didn't forget your daily corona virus immunity precaution, right /biz/
also
>cruiseliners about to start banning old customers all together
this isn't a drill anymore, this ship is going down

>>17709614
I'm supporting a company's research in these trying times.

>i-it's not m-my yarmulke i swear! i'm just holding it f-for a f-friend!

>>17709675
Funny, were or were you not just asking how interbank lending worked and the guy with a CFP told you to fuck off?

Novartis

These dick sucking little sluts who majored in economics only to be pretty on television get me hard as a fucking rock

>>17709295
Are these the real mortality rates? The old ones from China are probably faked

>>17709696
I thought olds were like 90% of their customers

>>17709712
>CFP
so that's a checkbox in "Retarded", got it

>>17709592
you got played hard my tripfag friend
TLSA was the correct choice
better luck next time

>>17709691
how will anyone ever be able to get a job without giving a firm handshake? The job market is going to implode.
checkmate, boomers

WHENS THE FUCKING BOTTOM?

>>17709696
HODL your coom, this is misinfo

can someone explain to me why the stock market would go up for any reason whatsoever at this moment???

>>17709687
exactly same here but £1k :) it's pretty fun so far ngl

>>17709689
i held last weekend lel

PLACE YOUR BETS ON HOW LOW IT WILL CLOSE HERE
>-8.50% DOW(N)

If you mine pi network your gonna make it bro’s...
Bestwest94 to join

Why the fuck is AMD hanging on so well?

How did the T-Rex sneak up on everyone and the raptors at the end of Jurassic Park in the middle of a building when it establishes very early on in the movie that it's easy to tell when the T-Rex is coming with the shot of the glass of water?

>>17709726
exactly, that shit's fucked

>>17709374
>stocks

no idea what that is. i only deal in options.

>>17709717
usually they're just journalism/communication majors who come from money (upper class eastern families), so they have connections

their whole point is bring as much sexual energy as possible

>>17709742
i just bought spxu, so probably bounce back quite a bit

>>17709727
Please, share what you do that a CFP is retard tier yet you didn't even know interbank is basically gone? Not rhetorical, please do share.

>>17709748
Because everyone working remotely is going to need the machines to make it happen? Their business model is immensely solid and they don't rely on China for production.

>>17709740
It shouldn't

>>17709749
BECAUSE NEUMAN GOT ATE BY A DINOSAUR WHILE ON THE CAN.

>>17709592
Not that guy but...
0.3 avg here
They don't have a vaccine but nitric oxide for corv.
They will release different data in March. I they would only address the rumors they'd be 1.5+ now. Chill and hold.

>>17709742
No more than -6.0

>>17709696
This is an absolute lie.
Ejaculating wastes precious concentrated qi.
It leaves you open to infection and disease.

Think we've hit the floor for now.

If an official pandemic declaration can't drop it any farther we're pretty safe here until shit starts getting shut down in America.

>>17709749
Stealth technology.

>>17709734
I got my job with an over the phone interview while sitting in my car. They didnt even see my face

>>17709749
Because Steven Spielbergs a shitty director

Deport all asians
It's time

>>17709628
it will drop more after companies report earnings.

kek

>>17709742
Blue today

>>17709795
Warriors games over

>>17709786
But he didn't. He got sprayed and then was eaten off camera.

>>17709734
Gumption, moxie, and good old-fashioned elbow grease.

do you folks reckon we've hit the floor as far as shorting travel/tourism/hotels industries?

Is this bullish or bearish?

>>17709818
Buy the dip goyim

>>17709795
>until shit starts getting shut down in America
you have less than a week

TRUUUUUMP BUILD A WALL AROUND CHINA AND MAKE THEM PA- Oh wait it's already built lmao

>>17709121
I lost 90k and also feel awful. Lucky I still got some cash to buy in when SPY hits 500 hehe.

>>17709825
Didn't some one get eaten on the can?

>>17709765
>At Rockbridge County High School she earned eight letters in lacrosse, cross country and track. She then attended Washington and Lee University where she was a George Washington Honor Scholar which earned her a full-ride academic scholarship and graduated magna cum laude with a bachelor's degree in business journalism.

You're right again my man.
Fucking love these tight pussied girls outperforming educationally only to then talk commercials together.

>>17709839
Industries as a whole, yes, specific companies in said industries, no.

COVID-19 will bankrupt a lot of the weaker firms.

>>17709839

Lol no

>>17709818
I'll stay invested alright. In TVIX!

>>17709811
I want to say "don't bully Eunice" but I can't be sure that's actually eunice yoon since I didn't watch bloomberg today

>>17709855
the dago lawyer

I swear to god right now I'm 50% in SQQQ, 25% cash, and 25% in meme stocks

what should I spend the cash on

>>17709775
I'm an electrical and computer engineering double major with a specialization in digital and analog signal processing, also with a minor in mathematics.

>>17709839
nah

>>17709857
>tight pussied
oh no no no
they tricked you
with their fiendish looks
it's all flaps and skin down there bro

>>17709855
Yes, but the wimpy lawyer that was in the car with the kids.

Like how SQQQ follows the tech industries is there any fund that will allow you to short hotel and entertainment industries?

>>17709815
Oh shit you're right. I guess I won't get off this ride for a while.

corona-chan, it's time for your curve flattening

What is the chance that some big banks might have been too bullish on stock performance like Lehman was with its mortgages and are now eating options and futures losses in the billions?

Pump is starting

am i a bear or a bull if i buy now?

NOOOOOOOOO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17709915
Probably 100% chance.

>>17709923
No more pumps. Just getting out and selling the heavy bags.

WHAT BIO COMPANY DO I BUY TO MAKE BIG BUCKS?!?!?!?!?

>>17709839
It hasn't even begun, lad. There's a lot of journey left to turn many European and other tourism hot spots to Italy-tier corona nests. And it will happen.

>>17709937
AYTU

>>17709937
GALT

>>17709847
Tax remittance payments to buy wall

>>17709818
katie cock

>>17709738
It's not.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15316239
RESULTS:
>The results confirmed transient increases in adrenaline and prolactin plasma concentrations. Sexual arousal and orgasm increased the absolute number of leukocytes, in particular natural killer cells (CD3-CD16+CD56+), in the peripheral blood. In contrast, T cell (CD3+) and B cell (CD3-CD20+) subpopulations as well as the production of interleukin 6 and tumor necrosins factor alpha remained unaffected by sexual activity.

CONCLUSION:
>These findings demonstrate that components of the innate immune system are activated by sexual arousal and orgasm.

So having happy sex or happy fap is best thing to survive right now.

>>17709929
>Power hour incoming
>Pandemic
>A lot of panic sells bound to happen
>Lockdowns in less than a week
Its over bullbro

>>17709937
Unironically Antibe

>>17709884
>talking about your degrees and not your job
>undergraduate degrees
>a minor in mathematics
oh no no no

>>17709931
WHO DO >WE SHORT

>>17709927
yes

>>17709818
someone post the "stay calm" justed guy from monday

>>17709953
They screwed the rally by selling to a big investor at a huge discount.

>>17709961
This week's low is holding on pretty well as a support. I wonder for how long.

>>17709937
ONTX

>>17709193
They are saying its an american one lol

>>17709961
I'll have to tell my wife about this

>>17709915
Look at the numbers. I'm short on USB and FITB right now. Might go BAC too but that would raise my risk profile super high.

>>17709884
Yeah, I'm not sure why you're acting all smug then, only faint correlation to even basic market modeling then. Like I said, go back to zerohedge STEM cuck.

I wish we could go back to when 1000 points was the end of the fucking world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86g4_w4j3jU&t=362s

Remember to pick up on PG and KMB by the end of April when they announce their sales on toilet paper and surgical masks.

>>17709860
which do you think are looking pretty weak right now?

>>17709696
i amm COOOOOminG SO i DOnt start cooooughinG

>>17709935
>>17709997

>>17710005
people investing in ONTX are gonna get memed on so bad

>>17710018
Maybe BNP Paribas as well?

>>17710053
>>17710053

>>17710053

>>17710053

>>17710053

>>17710053
>>17710053

>>17710053

new
>>17710053
>>17710053

>>17710032
daily 1000 point swings are the new normal in the bog market

>>17709975
the other guy's trying to claim he has a CFP at 11 years old, so

>>17710051
Explain.

>>17709696
>cruiseliners about to start banning old customers all together
So me and my friends might catch a luxury cruise for basically free? Damn, let's go

>>17710075
>phone battery fully charged
Who do you think you are, mister!?

>>17709815
yeah because the market isn't aware of how its going to impact earnings. that's why its selling off now you dunce.

>>17709363
Bro colleges and shit are getting shut down in fucking Cleveland. The United States it starting to take a ton of precautionary measures. A bunch of businesses here are already mandating working from home and restricting traveling. The United States has a lot of retarded people but a lot of professionals aren't and know what theyre doing when it comes to disease control and prevention

>>17709742
I'll say it will close at roughly -6%

WILL THERE BE AN END OF DAY PUMP?

>>17710234
It's too late.
Shhhhh....We /bear/ naow

>>17709289
>imagine buying AMD

>>17709376
Because China shut down absolutely everything to contain it whilst pretty much everywhere else except now italy has just let it run rampant. Also there are probably more than they're reporting

>>17710472
Why not?

>>17708959
He would eat the poo in the streets

>>17709295
Honestly, if the damned thing had a decent mortality rate in the 60+ age bracket, I'd be cheering it on. We need a reset, boomers need to die.