/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17707085
well, becuz he is a faggggot

>>17707085
>man

I am not allowed to invest anymore.....

I suspect that I couldn't get my hands on the crown jewels by investing in his companies even if I tried.

>>17707085
I am investing. I made $150 in like a day from 1 stock when it capped at $900, sold that shit and now I have 2 stocks at current price. Even if it goes down a bit more I'm positive it will surpass $900 when this all blows over.

Because the stonk market is in a bubble. Also did anyone hear about the possible starlink ipo?

>>17707105
forgot to post pic

>>17707085
he married the same woman twice. one of the richest men on the planet, could have his pick of anyone in the world. marries, divorces and remarries the same fucking woman. there you go.

>>17707085
He said humans wont make it to mars before he dies. The dude is rich enough to live at least another 50 years. Kind of pissed me off.

>>17707085
I am

>>17707085
Yeah

>>17707221

>not revealing a baby's gender to tabloid vultures
>OMG they're making their baby one of those LGBTQIXXMCVI+? weirdos!

I hope the SJW thing burns itself out as much as the next person but you guys on the other side need to chill the fuck out too.

>/biz/ misses the real moon mission again
Ngmi

Because there are people that bought even 10 TSLA stocks at $900 instead of buying a real car.

>>17707085
his orgies are lame, not quality girls only cheap unshaven bearded trannies and cheap alcohol
also, the food there sucks

>>17707221
the man's a faggot for keeping his life private? who are these fucking zoomers on biz?
>>17707530
correct

Said coronavirus is nothing serious, right before the WHO declares it a pandemic

>>17709494

>>17707085
Because I'm waiting for the bottom

>>17707085
>You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.
Because SpaceX isn't publicly traded.
Next question.