/biz/ - Business & Finance

nth for SQQQ is the future

>>17707049
agreed. they really dont want sub-275

Can Mr Trump have another press conference where nothing happens but it's obvious he doesn't like the stock market crashing? I want to retire in 5 years.

What should i buy to sell during the EOD pump

>yesterday say I wish SNSS crashed to teach SNSS Anon a lesson
>it happens today
I hope he learns his lesson.

>>17707056

Remember to stock up on those inverse leveraged ETFs

kinda urged to sell naked calls on the sippin pee

it would be a free 13k :^)

The truth is
The Circuit was rigged from the start

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Thread theme

https://youtu.be/IB1URcYIaOE

>>17707038
Everything is falling even bonds and gold as USD goes up. This is extremely bearish for all markets,meaning everyone is cashing out

OHHH NOOOO BULL BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>17707038
Good taste OP, who else /cash/ here?

>>17707038
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

>>17707038
But... But... They injected billions...

SNIBBIDY SNABBY

WOOOOOOOOOO

kinda urged to sell naked calls on the sippin pee

it would be a free 13k oWo

>10% more to break even all time
dear lord make it crash for me

GIVE ME A FUCKING PLAY!!!

I GOT 10k CAD TO PUT IN!

>>17707072
he hasnt. hes bragging about predicting the dump but not selling. he's .55 average. he could've literally profited 15k and bought back in below his average. he is bragging about this. let that sink in

-7% before 1:00.

Screencap.

>>17707107
fug u gib me dump

>>17707110
If you had any confidence in that move you wouldn't be posting it here for validation.

Selling naked calls in a market like this is literally worse than gambling, it's Russian Roulette.

>>17707104
They used it as margin to add to their shorts.

Quick question: My puts expire the day after tommorrow. Should i sell them today?

>>17707104

What happens when Dems refuse to allow the passage of the payroll tax cut fearing it'll be used to undermine social security?

what's the best joke you've heard recently?
for me it's this:
>fundamentals are strong
fuck Powell, you're hilarious

>>17707116
Blackberry, all-in when we hit today's low, sell at tomorrow's high.

>>17707116
just flip whatever since everything is jumping 3% every second

How many billions will it be today trying to keep the DOW above 24,000?

>>17707133
No, wait til April at least

>>17707116
By SQQQ at the highest point in the day tmrw

>take the sqqq pill at open
>making more money than ive picked stocks
so is this only good when the dow is bad

Soon frens

BRING ME THE MOUSE'S HEAD

>>17707136
I like this meme, can i save it?

>>17707095
SP 500 - $2650

>>17707141
>fundamentals are built on bad credit card debt
>"strong"
Literally just trying to stop the bleeding. Ask yourself how many people you know not in at least a few thousand dollars of credit card debt right now.

fed pump to +300 eod. ship is going to take a while to sink

>>17707167
No

>>17707088
He got arrested for drinking too much.

mfw robinhood takes over a week to transfer money from my bank

I've got butter on my hands. Once the S&P drops below 2700 I need to clear my puts before the pump (feds or short covers or whatever).

>>17707141
>what's the best joke you've heard recently?
>knock knock
>whos there
>its the police ma'am, your sons been hit by a drunk driver. he's dead.

>>17707177
Again it's not a fed pump it's people selling their short positions and covering their puts before market closes. Traders are trying to make up for their losses incurred so far by trading intraday.

All in on INO!

>>17707167
It's all yours friend :^)

>>17707175
My friends aren't but we're not West Coast retards

>>17707148

AAAAAAAAAAANNNDD WE'RE BACK!

IS THIS THE TRUE POWER OF THE FED?
HOW MANY LEVELS CAN HE ASCEND HIS PRINTERS

>>17707153
cmon brah

The biggest buy signal is that most of /smg/ is buying SQQQ

Bull is unironically back

>>17707175
I have no credit card debt, student loans, and just paid off my car. Zero debt life.

Any chance Dow dips below 20k by the end of March?

Oh no no no

My 401k and Roth IRA are dying

I’m gonna pull out before it hits Zero

>>17707168
22xx. 19xxx on the DOW. It is known. At these prices stocks return to sane multiples, throw in the poetic irony of erasing 100% of Trump's gains, and you have your bottom.

>>17707187
>not ditching Robin hood and transferring your money out
Hope you're ready for the next "technical glitch"

>>17707204
Where does the fed get the money to pump the stock market? Taxes?

>>17707187
imagine actually using Reddit Investments
>>17707208
wallah

Deutsche Bank finally dumping again.

is this a bultrap or do we just start going green?

trying to figure out what to do with my SPY puts. $275.

>>17707196
Tell me why so i can make moneys with you.

sold my SQQQ positions for now, small gains
will look to re-buy if we go up towards EOD

>>17707133
Options in USA expire the end of expiration day, not the beginning, unless you have something else going on.

>>17707226
I'm getting out of the robinhood ghetto and switching to a different brokerage after this current market

>>17707167
Here you go Jim, have this one.

-Bob USMC semper fidelis MIGA

Why does DIS not appear on WealthSimple? Most NYSE stocks do

>didn't cut my losses with yesterday's pump
WHY AM I STILL HOLDING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

not so fast bulls

>Pic related me after gobbling up the blue chippie drippies

KEEP DUMPING!

>>17707130
you dare me? this shit will not go above 28 for today, seems like this chamber has 50 round odds

ITS GOING BELOW 24000 BOYS

>>17707208
What do you guys think? Dow pump 400, maybe 500 pts from here until PH, and then DOMP EET back to -1100? Just bought some TQQQ here. Gonna daytrade that bastard.

heh...sorry bears...it's just...not your market...anymore...

I'd really appreciate it if Deutsche Bank could collapse this week. Thanks.

Will SNSS go back up? Or should I just keep my money in TVIX?

>>17707227
>he doesn't know

>>17707254
dump it

Look at all these delightful #tinyhomes #simpleliving

dump eet

>>17707227
They literally print it out of thin air lmao. The fed is not a federal organization.

What's going on over there, /smg/?

>>17707258
>ywn have wrists that big
this kills the gymcel

>>17707264
why buy TQQQ when you could buy SQQQ?

>>17707254

join me brother, we ride this all the way down and back up.

>>17707218
Christ you people are delusional. I've said it before and I'll say it again, there are times to be contrarian, and they are called stable markets. Play the contrarian on earnings plays when the market is expecting a massive beat, not when the entire world is in flames with no end in sight.

>>17707262
364125

>>17707227
They just increase numbers in their balance sheet. You can create as high number as you want... it's literally free money for them.

What was the reason SNSS dropped?

>>17707262
> Dreaming of playing uno with my concubine of Asian thots
Sounds fucking comfy desu

>>17707293
SQQQ on green days
TQQQ on red

>>17707227
>>>17707227
Not Federal and no reserves. It's J*wish trickery that destroys the value of your money by literally creating it from nothing.

>>17707298
Dude the economy is infinite. It's a permanent bull market. This is just a small correction

why do you keep fighting it?

Sold my spce puts today for a nice gain, but once again it continues dumping after I sell it

>>17707312
Because it's a worthless penny shitstock in the middle of a market crash.

>>17707097
> everyone is cashing out

>>17707292
Wyrley Great?

>>17707218
SQQQ is a 3x leveraged inverse ETF. Literally the opposite of bullish.

>>17707313
I was thinking the same thing. This pic just looks comfy for some reason.

>>17707319
Hey by all means, trade it that way. The economic impact is going to be massive. Will it be back to highs one day, sure, by it the fuck does that do for a short-term options player? Nada nada nada, nada damn thing.

>>17707312

the big boys downgraded it. shits going nowhere

I have 21 percent of losses from the past few weeks. How you all doing

>>17707338

It's the M6 toll, just a receipt I wrote "smg" on

>>17707325
Market clearly wants to go below 24k. Fed clearly thinks it shouldn't.

OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

BULLS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG REEEEEEEEEEE

>>17707325
I told you all SPCE is retarded and you were all like "nooooo, SpaceX isn't a direct competitor, who cares SpaceX's architecture is purely better in every way"

Starship is cheaper, better, bigger, faster, stronger than Spaceship, it's not even close

>>17707312
company with no viable product got called on it

>>17707293
I had SQQQ. Dumped it at first. Not at the top, but still. Then I bought TQQQ for the (I'm hoping) minipump before power hour.

>market lost 20% of its value in one month
>boomers, the most selfish generation in history, are starting to take notice
this is just the beginning

>>17707227
they print the money, which means it's effectively a tax on everything because it devalues the dollar

>>17707344
he's saying that /smg/ is full of retards who dont know what theyre doing

STOP TRYING TO RECOVER
JUST FUCKING PLUMMET

>>17707356
Up 300% on my Roth IRA

>>17707298
This

I’m still holding my VTSAX

Fuck you fags

>>17707356
Up 249.75% in the last month.

>>17707376
this desu.

>>17707222
why didn't you move into a stable value fund on feb 21 when this was imminent

>>17707312
SNSS Anon:

- ignores people who ask you SNSS questions
- endorses weedfag
- derail threads arguing with trolls
- tends to be a dick when SNSS is doing well
- is a convicted felon
- allow homeless anons to die in a corona world

The last one is what broke the camel's back for me. Someone reached out in his time of need and SNSS Anon laughed at him.

If a great depression hits how safe is my job? (Train driver)

>>17707356
Up 8 percent before I went all cash last week. Now switching brokers.

Everyone who says "oil will not recover" is clinically retarded. Why the fuck would ruskies want to sell oil this cheap? Why would OPEC want to sell oil this cheap? They're bleeding profits.

Ruskies and OPEC will stare daggers at eachother for a couple months (good for dividends) and make a new deal. Enjoy cheap fuel while you can. I bought some cheap ass XOM and I will hold it.

>>17707277
It has too

I have 100 dollars in my Robinhood account what should I buy and sell at eod

JEROME VS THE ENTIRE FUCKING US STOCK MARKET
TOP 10 ANIME BATTLES

>>17707356
I'm at 16, all the puts I bought monday got burned out yesterday

>>17707356
Up over 85% for the year. Not satisfied with it yet. Thankful yes. Waiting for some plays to come to maturity and look at a possible and even probable 300-900% gain by the end of April.

Here is your crash-ready girlfriend Anon #antifragile #lice

>>17707398
go back to shoe shining, boy.

We will just high velocity EKG crab the whole week, right?

>DOW plummeting towards - 5%
>WMT, AMZ down -3%
>$TSLA down just 1.5%

Fucking delusional fucks.

>>17707394
Saudi finance quants are running scenarios of $10 oil. They expect this to last years.

>>17707356
up and down up and down. One moment it might be loss, the other it might be gain. In few days - who the hell knows. Now? Slight loss of 10-15%. Since half of Jan.

>>17707398
puts on indices

Reminder: anyone referring to “crabbing” or “crabs” is reddit

>When 24k turns from support to resistance
Just let it drop or pump it, you hacks

>>17707367
How much do you have in it?
i believe the same as you that there will be a mini pump before close and even not i see it opening green tomorrow and who knows after that, its all fucked but i think this crab market goes on for a while longer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anQsCxVau20

cringe

>>17707413
Ive never played the market before, It’s a slow day here at work I want to see what I can do

>VIX ATH 62
>currently 52

Volume is waaay too low for any bullish recovery, I'm expecting another significant drop today. Probably not enough to trigger breakers, but significant.

>>17707408
>GAG ME
she already has

>>17707088
>88

>>17707136
me loldo

>>17707222
I did, I was late to pull, but more downside ahead I think.

What are the odds United Airlines goes bankrupt before they recover and I make my money back? I probably put way too much in...

This is the bottom im buying cheapies across the board

>>17707437
reddit is making bank while you faggots wallow in poverty

>>17707164
WILL ANYONE SURVIVE THE CRASH ??

So whats everyone doing about Disney?

>sold SQQQ early yesterday to avoid losing during pump
Fuck I should really just dunk 25k into my account so I can day trade.

>>17707446
Wait till bottom then buy whatever the fuck you want.

>>17707388
>- allow homeless anons to die in a corona world
elaborate

>>17707399
>instead of letting the market drop to where it wants to be
>thus inflation will be out of control
>making the market crash even harder when it does
>but fuck it, that's for fags in the future to deal with, we need green arrows NOW

>>17707454
> Tfw started a new job in September
> Tfw cashed out 401k in December instead of rolling it over
Feels good to accidentally do the right thing

What I wanna know is WHO IS ACTUALLY BUYING TO SUPPORT THESE PRICES? I keep seeing insanely small orders for like one or 5 shares and I'm thinking it's just artificial at this point.

>>17707427
They will bankrupt the country and region.
$80+ for break even for SA.
This is nonsense.

>>17707450
Low volume during drops is a good thing(for bulls).

>>17707425
>$TSLA down just 1.5%

In hoping my job will survive assuming civilisation overall does

From the Oppenheimer analysis of the conference call.

‘Given one patient stably treated at 300mg BID achieving reported tumor burden reductions of 41% and 47% over time, this signal could be the precursor for activity at higher doses. While clinical activity potentially in C481-mutation patients (1 C481S at 400mg, 1 C481R at 500mg) might be a home-run, the ability to demonstrate PRs (>50% reduction) across the refractory/BTKi intolerant population should justify expansion.’
‘While we are encouraged going into the 400mg efficacy readout later this month, we do note the intra-patient variability that can be seen from patients (fig. 4 from EHA 2019) requiring a broader look across both 400mg and 500mg cohorts expected later in 2Q20. We note that SNSS is also planning to over-enroll and add to this 500mg dose cohort, given additional patient/investigator demand.’

Still gonna tell you to buy SNSS, even as half of you mock me relentlessly.

>>17707448
VIX has been much higher than 62 at ATH, but it's v important to remember it's mean-reverting :o

>>17707446
literally fuck all, put in at least 1000

>>17707474
dude don't let that get into your head. The best way to make money right now is to sell early.

hold my SQQQ $24 or sell?

>>17707471
Opened puts at 9:30. This market is still delusional. I'm not closing them until Disneyland and Disneyworld is shut down.

Just spent my last $$$ on a cheap HP inkjet. Where can I get a good money.pdf I can print?

Aside from doomer memes what will happen if the depression hits?

>>17707487
market makers.

how much ~avg do i need to day trade? i only have like 2k in student loans

>>17707509
glorious salvation

>>17707504
Wait for the earnings dump.

ahem, i have an announcement to make

fuck boomers
fuck permabulls
fuck powell
fuck the fed
fuck fake and gay pumps

>>17707288
OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>17707495
Fuck off!

>>17707520
do not day trade with your student loans ffs

>>17707490
Sorry you're a fucking retard if you think $80 is break even for the Saudis. Not going to bother with whatever trash reply you come up with because you're willfully ignorant.

>>17707504

Eh, if the parks shut down, it won't be for long. And even if coronavirus ends up being more severe than I think it will be, when people are holed up in their houses, entertainment spending sees a rise.

>>17707520
25k. You aren't going to day trade from student loans unless you make it there from non-day trades.
Alternatively, open multiple accounts on multiple brokers and you can kinda bypass the day trading limitation.

>>17707490
They are cash flush and can survive a whole lot longer than even Russia could. I think the idea is to hurt themselves, and everyone else in Hope's that they can weather the storm the best.

>>17707495
I'll buy 10 stocks because it's literally like six bucks and if you're not insane it could be almost dozens of dollars in a few months

if you're wrong I'll skip coffee twice and be even

>>17707509
you'll be made for life if you have enough cashflow

Actually here I'll just post Oppenheimer's analysis.

>>17707509
major shifts in geopolitical power and the end of the capitalist experiment
it will be 89 all over again, except this time, the USA plays the part of the USSR

>>17707495
sounds great! bullish af for when they actually bring a drug to market in 5 years! DUDE JUST HOLD PENNY STOCKS FOR YEARS

>>17707471

Not using my annual passes. They have Epcot all fucked up with construction. Hollywood Studios is a mad house with ONIONS WARS. Haunted mansion broke down. People mover caught fire.

And the best thing. Disney put the guy in charge of parks as the head bro.

Disney+ not keeping subs going. Kathleen Kennedy and the SJW freaky freakies at Lucas Film and others at Marvel are uncontrollable.

The latest PIXAR movie tanked due to a massive one eyed purple headed spitter as it's first "Trans" character.

And if anyone speaks out at Disney, you racists! Bigot! Sexist!

Sell Disney, they are about to take a huge hit with the quarterly numbers come out.

>>17707498
post crotch

>>17707537
I put $400 of my student grants into the market and I consider it an educational expense because I'm a /biz/ness student

Please rate m1 finance

Should I switch to vanguard for taxable account or stay with m1

>>17707484
Nice going fren! The next pandemic that pops up in the 2024, we should all know to sell as soon as it begins and start shorting depending on what kind of shit it is next time around.

>>17707502
SELL

>>17707274
AAAAAAAAAAAAA BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY NOOOOOOOOOO

>>17707481
The problem is nobody wants to take responsability for the recession. It would mean political suicide.

>>17707164
>>17707470
They expect to find the global middle class in the wreckage, brother

>>17707575
after robinhood's bullshit, i would shy away from putting serious money in any startup brokerage

>>17707566
Take out a loan from the bank while you're at it anon. Great time to make money.

GALT is really fucking cheap right now, they have tons of cash, no debt and they often spike after earnings (which is coming up March 24th).

>>17707563
I'm going to buy some puts then, thanks for the input

>>17707607
okay why don't you open a position

can I at least fill up my truck for cheap yet, or is it still going to take a while for gas prices to slowly trickle down?

LMAO guy on CNBC saying banks need to go easy on people falling behind on payments during this slowdown, because if they let people default it's all crashing down. When as the last time you ever heard of a bank being chill about owing them money?

>>17707607
With regards to the price, it hasn't been this low since 2017.

>>17707599
Thanks how do I go about transferring money from m1 to vanguard

Have about 11k in there

>>17707589
>clearly a correction
Good try, you made me check.

>>17707478
Someone put everything in SNSS and wanted to wait for the moon SNSS Anon promised. He didn't want to sell so early ($1) and asked SNSS Anon for shelter. SNSS Anon gave him the finger so the guy sold at a dollar thinking he missed out on the $5 promised just so he wouldn't die. Karma stepped in, it seems. The homeless anon won.

> bullnigs

>>17707088
the truth is he was right kek

>>17707537
you're a stupid goy

>>17707481
We just need to inflate the bubble until the pop is so big we murder everyone with an executive title or luxury car and call it a wash

recommend me anime, I quit watching 2 years ago, what did I miss?

i swear to fucking god these jets and now the stores are starting to show empty shelves

>>17707616
I already put 2K in today.

>burgers unironically think chink meme flu is a serious threat and not just used to fearmonger because of elections

>>17707607
lol LPTX is at the same price and I just got out of that

>>17707639
>what did I miss
a girlfriend

>>17707638
do it then. remember to screencap your positions.

>>17707639
Absolutely nothing.

>>17707639
Jojo. Unironically great despite fanbase

3000 more points on the Dow of Drumpf's presidency yet remain

I added to my KNG and SLVO positions today.

>>17707656
And thats a good thing.

>>17707626
open an account with vanguard, then either follow whatever faq they have, email someone, or call and speak about a full account transfer. they'll tell you the process. expect to pay an outgoing ACAT fee to M1, you can ask vanguard and see if they'll reimburse you.

>>17707647
One bat has been deposited into your account by the CCP. Enjoy your soup.

>>17707647
>Using Beerflu to hide Saudi treachery

>>17707623
I had a bank offer me a lower interest rate on a car loan, but the added charges added up to more cumulative than my current car loan's interest at the time. Yeah.

>>17707619
I mean it's pretty cheap now.

>>17707647
This. I got calendar leaps for calls on spy. Ill cash in my winnings with a second term trump and laugh at all the panic sellers.

weinstein 23 years for having consensual sex with hollywood thots, press F to pay respects

can we have SMG containment thread and smg normal thread like we did on monday

this shit's annoying

KICK THE PRINTERS INTO OVERDRIVE

BWL.A Chads WW@?

This the bottom?

Deutsche has blown past previous support, very close to it's all time low from the yield curve inversion scare last year.

>>17707684
he's basically gonna die in there.

>>17707696
until the printers break

>>17707685
cope seethe dilate yikes cringe

>>17707686
OHHHH NO NOT THE HECKIN PRINTERINOOOS

Nani

>>17707639
Vinland Saga

>>17707684
HAHAHAHAHA

>>17707696
Are LA, NYC and the Acela coridor quarantined?

>>17707684
Really? How the fuck is that justified?
>"Want a part, then suck my dick".

>>17707680
it's so important to do the math on things like that. when you tell them "i will lose money if i do this" they always give you this dead eyed stare wondering if they'll get their commission or not.

>>17707619
Has had only dropped in my area $0.02 since Monday. Fucking pricks raise it immediately, but take forever to lower it.

>>17707056
>>17707074
BASED

>>17707647
Basically every post that resembles pol-tard "nigger posting" (including Baggie tard)

>>17707684
he did nothing wrong.

>>17707684
S

>>17707718
I meant for today

short VIX when

>>17707724
Yeah when I called in to rescind, the lady got real serious and her voice dropped a little lol. She was definitely not happy lol.

>>17707732
unironically believing in russiagate makes you even more retarded than pol-tard happening posters fyi

>>17707739
Don't even bother with daily cycles in this meme crab market, bet on up weeks and crash weeks

>>17707684
I've met that soulless fat fuck, he's had people murdered
so biz is defending jewish fatbois now eh?

>>17707723
#metoo
Look at the dumb cunts on GDP.
>Want to do a porno?
Yea.
Wow. That was amazing.
Give me millions of dollars for putting it online.

>>17707696
the bottom was 2 days ago anon.tomorrow we go up to form the huge bulltrap("return to normal")

>>17707707
I bought more TMV calls... Hopefully you understand that the American bonds are superior bonds that are going to yield 5% in the next 4 years. These sniffles are going to work them selves out.

>>17707549
Your dumbass stock is going to 0

>>17707723
>NOOOOOOOO NOT MY ACTING PARTRINO! I better prostitute myself and say I was raped after

>>17707117
>>17707072
At least he is a naive retard instead of an evil shill scammer.

>>17707038
Just have to say that goddamn TTWO is a badass insane stock, if I actually had 100K to invest that would be my ride or die.

Would now be a good time to restructure my portfolio. I only have 2k in there and I'd have to eat some losses (2 of them 100+) but I'd be able to get in on some cheaper stock.?

ITS TIME
>ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP
>ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP
>ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP
>ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP

>slow pump begins
Feds trying to be subtle for once.

>>17707772
Sniffles literally aren't a symptom. It starts with a dry cough and a fever

>>17707782
based Big 5 store protects their stores from trucks of peace.

>>17707073
God I hate this dumb little autistic anime bitch. I wish I could murder her choke her with my cock.

Fucking SNSS is going to dump back down to .30 or .20

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>17707786
if nothing else i give him props for actually posting his position and owning up to it

>>17707799
what's the point of a dry cough?

JEROME STOP IT LOG OUT OF ROBINHOOD RIGHT NOW

>>17707805
printer goooooooooooooo

>>17707725
They don't lower until they sell their supply of more expensive gas but they raise because the gasoline they buy already has the new price factored in

Its like 50% a function of greed and 50% the lag time between selling a small amount to a lot of people vs a speedy one bug purchase

>>17707262
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH

>>17707814
No that is actually respectable. I'd respect him if he decided to ditch his bags but keep his dumb trip, kek.

>>17707818
the infection is too deep in the lungs to produce upper airway phlegm

What are the odds that Kushner or FDJT is the anti christ?

oh no it's fighting back

>Trump announces $8b coronavirus package
>UK announces £12b coronavirus package

>>17707801
kek

Lol

>Falling for the bulltrap

Every, fucking, time. Never change /biz/

>>17707847
12billion pound is what?
$10k?

This, massive dump coming

But the dip, you know you want to

OH NO BEAR AND BULL BROS

THE CRABFAG WAS RIGHT

>>17707668
Thanks I’ll get on that

fed pumps too strong... can never win......

>>17707237
They test their vaccines next month on people. Once they get the FDA approval it will be as standard as the current flu shot.

Well I dont need my cash for another 30 years so I'm buying on the way down. Gonna be a kot of value out there soon

who else dying in VET?

anyone who didn't buy health insurance stock after bernie lost last night is asleep at the wheel

>>17707870
$15b

What does it mean that the fed is pumping

Will Trudy allow Air Canada to go broke?

>>17707140
Lowering payroll tax to zero is beyond irresponsible, the US is not immune to high deficits like it’s nothing, a better solution is to just let it crash and when that’s done you pick up the pieces and move on

>>17707879
What the fuck do you even buy for stupid crab bullshit besides Iron Condor?

>wuhan still in 100% lockdown mode
>food is delivered through centralized transit system
>no package delivery allowed from inside or outside
>almost 3 months already
really curious how the US is gonna look like if this shit peaks over there

>>17707897

>implying i don't get free healthcare from my job

>>17707910
fuck you lower them to zero i want more money from my checks

>>17707825
>>17707805

>>17707836
so what's the point in even coughing? like just drink some lean and go about your business.

I am now convinced that all the daytime CNBC shows are designed to make you lose money. They're talking about the VIX being back over 50, implying it implies a massive move up...because. Let's just ignore it also measures downwards and that's the very clear trend that absolutely nothing has broken.

BEEEEAAAAAAR GAAAAANNNG

SHORTIES IFFY UH BULLIES GOT THE STINKY UH

Currently at +500$ with inverse leveraged ETFs against the DOW and PX1. I'm going to throw another 1k$ in BX4.

>>17707870
About $15.5bn US.

The American coronavirus package amounts to about $24.45 per capita whereas the UK's is about $234 per capita.

>>17707914
hehe money printer go brrrrr and population go cooofff

my fucking puts are bleeding me

Based Apple is single handedly buoying my entire portfolio today

>>17707914
we've never had anything close to this before
it would destroy this country, make it look like Detroit everywhere

>>17707762
He's guilty of prostitution not rape

>>17707906
They constantly get bailouts. They are like Bombardier. What happens is they close and cost cut, give themselves bonuses to the executives, take a percentage of their bonuses and make political donations to politicians, and the cycle continues.

I didn't realize how far BA still had to fall...

>>17707923
Enjoy your small pay increase in Zimbabwe currency.
Also the pump's about to break the open. Feds starting early today.

>>17707547
>>17707526
This
We get our chance to buy the 2008 crash while the boomers and the hipsters don't have the cash to do so.
If you are NEET, get a Walmart job and put the entire check into an index fund written the bottom hits. Tell your mom it will save your life. Put in $30k per year for three years and you'll have half a million in 10 years if the Fed wants to do another retard bubble.
Sell at the top, buy at the bottom again... $500k becomes 2.5 million in 15 years if you time recoveries perfectly (you won't but I'm trying to motivate you NEET)

>>17707879
>tfw joking about "Wouldn't it be hilarious if we just straight up high volatility style crabbed a month or two"
It's like we are stuck in market hell where everyone is dangerously dehydrated from taking ecstasy dancing and listening to this for a month straight
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-50NdPawLVY

Honestly, people deserve this type of stress.

>>17707914
Shit I forgot black people with guns live here

>>17707939
this^
>>17707870
ur getting fucked over basically

>>17707951
Holy shit they ARE defending jewish fatbois

Here we go ... get out of short positions for the rest of theh day ... get back in at close ... this is a once in a lifetime opportunity

uh oh something clogged the pumps we will resume at 12:30

>>17707956
Ya I looked the other day and was surprised

>>17707948
>make it look like detroit everywhere.
But then what would detroit look like? No change?

>>17707913
you just buy when its a red day on the next day, when its green

repeat until billionaire

>>17707966
Unless you live with your parents with no expenses you're not putting $30k in anything with a walmart job..

>It's coming back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ojedxpk2G8

>>17707945
Almost time for me to buy puts lol

>>17707914
guess what
it will never happen here this is all just propaganda the chinese are using to cuck US production. Shit went from 0-100 in wuhan in like 2 weeks it has almost been 2 months since the first case here in the USA.
The cold isnt the problem, this is a chinese and russian attempt to disrupt the US economy during an election year. Simple as that.

>>17707980
nah fuck him. I hope he gets raped in prison.

>>17707991
0 = 0 when it comes to Detroit

>>17707966
We don’t know when the bottom hits so should we invest right now?

I’m putting into my 401k and maxing it out

Already maxed Roth IRA this year in January

How else can I invest? Taxable account?

I’m a neet that lives at home and pays cheap rent with a good paying job

>>17707394
>Why the fuck would ruskies want to sell oil this cheap?

it costs them 7 $ to extract

>>17707639
I will always recommend Legend of Galactic Heroes. That shit is top-tier, anime or not.

>>17707966
>tfw still poorfag in university for a few years
p-penny stocks are fun :(

>>17707972
>not enjoying high speed crab trading high on dopamine

Just because the bears are out to lunch doesn’t mean they won’t be back.

We’re getting sushi today, but we’ll be back with salmon on our breath.

>>17708009
>he bought puts at the bottom
Keker, this is bull town now bears.

>>17708010
not gonna lie: this is a fucking retarded hot take. You should consider killing yourself.

>>17707803
LOL no. SNSS will go right back up, nothing materially changed, that dump was an overreaction to that dumbass at Wells-Fargo and sleepy goddamn Judy. We had a sharper drop at the end of February than this.

>>17708019
this proves that putin and drumpf are working together to destroy this country because they both hate america!!

>>17707966
That's my plan now that credit cards are all paid off I'm saving and investing hard in index funds I already had some cash in about 10k but it was already in so its taking a bit of a beating but fuck yeah I'm just gonna keep pumping it in the lower it goes I figure it like this. The stock markets with enough time always recover and I dont need my money for 30 years so I have plenty of time. And if it all crashes and burns goes to 0 and I lose everything the way I see it government and society will have also gone to 0 and these pieces of paper that used to be money would also be worthless so I'll take my chances with the market

>>17708020
Do you regret not helping a homeless anon who mustered up the courage to ask for help from someone who he thought he could trust?

>>17708019
My dad said it costs them $30 to extract as well.

>>17707509
he comes back

>>17708046
big oil companies aren't based entirely on fracking

>>17708037
>because muh retarded everything is stacked against Bernie conspiracies and that evil Trumpf bastard are real
That said, the company that brought the virus over was Canadian so it figures this is a typical Chinese Canadian cuck up you stupid mothercucker.

>>17707930
The business of dying?

What anon meant was a "a non productive cough" you coof because of irritation, whether you try to resist or not is irrelevant to the progression of the disease

Market will skyrocket once bernie shuts his campaign down at 1pm get ready.

>>17708067
God willing please

Newbie here. Serious question.
I want to use the stock market to supplement my income and eventually live off of it 10-15 years from now. What is the best way to start?

>>17708010
lmao alright dude, stay delusional, the situation in wuhan is 100% real as I have close contacts that live there, but believe what you will, maby seek help for that orange fever.

>>17708067
based

>>17708016
>We don't know when the bottom hits
This is true for internal market driven declines but NOT for external event driven declines (eg coronachan)

>>17707932
I turned off most of them. MSNBC had one guy pleading and crying for the FED to intervene like the first week or something. Definitely something fishy there.

>>17708041
I hope so. I bought in now with 5k at .60

>>17707762
Who he kill

>>17708087
by not buying right now

>>17707956
What did you expect? They based something like 90% on their investments on a shitty airplane that has a design flaw. Recently the FAA chairman called the 737 an unsafe piece of shit. Boeing is absolutely done. Sell now and buy in 3 years.

>>17708087
By buying a bullet and renting a gun

>>17708087
Forget stocks and buy 500 LINK unironically

>>17707906
Surely Trudeau has corono virus. A fucking airline is the least of his worries.

>>17708087
>eventually live off of it 10-15 years from now
start by having a million dollars

>>17708087
You're asking this in the middle of the largest market churn since 2008. I think we're still far from the bottom but others itt disagree.

PANDEMIC DECLARED
>EXIT MARKETS
PANDEMIC DECLARED
>EXIT MARKETS
PANDEMIC DECLARED
>EXIT MARKETS
PANDEMIC DECLARED
>EXIT MARKETS
PANDEMIC DECLARED
>EXIT MARKETS
PANDEMIC DECLARED
>EXIT MARKETS
PANDEMIC DECLARED
>EXIT MARKETS

>>17708100
>not stocking up on nail guns and building pipe bombs

>>17708087
Capitalism is literally collapsing as speak. There will be no US stock market 10-15 years from now.

How long will it take SNSS to return to $1?

>>17708077
probably only kills people with small lung capacities. I happen to have a larg lung capacity so I'll live. probably won't even cough.

>>17707951
He's guilty of having a good time.

>>17708079
bernie not being president has been priced in since the 1940s

>>17708111
Touche

>>17708107
This bull country faggot.

OH SHIT IT'S ACCELERATING DOWN@!

>>17708112
I don't think WHO will ever officially declare it a pandemic, no matter what happens. Last I heard they were calling it "multiple countries with epidemics" lol

>>17708037
your right, this corona virus thing is really scary!

>>17708117
End of next year.

>>17708010
Lmfao, muh russians

A BULL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>17708141
Nevermind I am a dumb faggot, wow

>>17708119
Jews are notorious for their freakishly large lungs. It's why their noses are so big.

PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECELERATION
PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECELERATION
PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECELERATION
PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECELERATION

>>17708155
>DECELERATION
OH NOO I NEED IT TO ACCELERATE

>>17708143
>past 12 months

>>17708155

>>17707972
You people are fucking retarded. Markets down 15%+ on the month, yeah that's totes a crab market.

>>17708076
>>17708143
I didn't say a single thing about politics you mongoloid. I said believing this is chink propaganda to fuck up the us and by proxy the global economy is mentally challenged. Obviously the disease is something more than just some chinese claim or are the south korea, the italians, and our other euro allies also in on the conspiracy and went into total quarantine to help the chinks with their make believe claim? Use your fucking heads for more than carrying around hair

>>17708150
BULL CHADS RISE UP!!!!

Is there a trading floor stream?

>>17708123
Memes aside it actually was priced in after super tuesday

new thread
>>17708170
new thread
>>17708170
new thread
>>17708170
new thread
>>17708170
new thread
>>17708170
new thread
>>17708170

>>17708155
unironically bullish

>bought at bottom
>sold at top
in a span of an hour, 1.7k profit from 4.7k cost, that was honestly pretty easy

>>17708143
>why isn't this 3 1/4 month old plague killing people like cancer does every year????????

Boomers are so fucking stupid.

>>17708155
C O R O N A
H A S
Y O U

>>17708167
Shit hasn't even started hitting rock bottom yet.

Oh god I just sneezed and now all I'm thinking is how much money I'm going to save by dying of corona.

I saw Tedros Adnahom at a bodega in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of Purell in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Purells and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>17708185
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/03/the-flu-has-already-killed-10000-across-us-as-world-frets-over-coronavirus.html
Here you go
>10k flu deaths this flu season
>30 corona
and i am the dumb one.

>>17707200
witnessed

thanks for the gif...needed a laugh

>>17708041
im buying 10$ just so i can get mad at you when it goes to shit

>>17708087
a diversified portfolio of ETFs with dividends (industry sectors, central banks bonds, real estate, linked to indexes, selections of stocks with high dividends, corporate bonds and so on; there are hundreds)
some of them must be edged against currencies fluctuations (some ETFs have both versions, buy both eventually)

always reinvest the dividends as they come

the year with stocks a bit low you can shift some money from the bonds based ETFs; don't try too hard to guess "when" to shift money between compartments, you'll always miss the very bottoms or highs (aka, you can't beat the market)

>>17708230
>why isn't this 3 1/4 month old plague killing people like the flu does every year????????
yes you are

Covid-19 declared Global Pandemic

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/11/who-declares-the-coronavirus-outbreak-a-global-pandemic.html

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17708498
>oh no sweetie, the market gonna make a poopie in it's pants sweetums

>>17708498
Bonds cashed

>>17708498
Wow they didn’t wait for the bond to expire. I’m legit shocked

>>17707847
>$8 billion
Kek, he was asking for 2.5 constantly as dems were trying to shove 8 down his throat.

>>17707707
Wouldn't you think demand for bonds (as shown by the increasing yield) will only go up more as the market goes down in the coming weeks/months? Therefore, wouldn't TMF be the best choice at this time?

>>17707718
I have friends (one used to be CEO of a company of 70 people) that believe this crash will be worse than '08. I myself waffle back and forth between thinking that and thinking the market will flash back up in 2 or 3 weeks. What do you guys think?

>>17707227
Oh wow, do you ever have a red suppository coming.

>>17707526
>glorious salvation

>>17707914
well..most schools STILL not closed. Subways running in all major cities that have them. I'd say we look like Italy does now in about 3 weeks. Virus probably peaks in end of April for us if we're lucky. Washington state and New York are each adding about 100 cases a day now, and you can multiply that by 1.16 each day for an R0 of ~6.

>>17708882
i'm planning for the worse. if that doesn't happen then that's cool

Go down BAC. Go down more. All the other banks are dumping why aren’t you dumping I need my puts to print before 29 March hurry up already

It's quite.
Too quite.

>>17708498
What does this actually mean for the bonds?