/biz/ - Business & Finance

CRASHING THIS PORTFOLIO

WITH NO SURVIVORS

I love cunny

CRASHING THE CAPM'S

WITH NO SUVIVORS!

CRESH EET

Guys does the Coronvirus hide in your nervous system and continuously reinfect you until you die? Are we all going to die from it?

NO SURVIVORS
> Except GME

What trade app do you guys use? I’m on my phone most of the day as I have a 9-5.

>SPY climbing in the final PM minutes

Why tho?

bullbros what the fuck is going on why is this happening

>crabbing intensifies

>>17705074
Unconfirmed cause fucking China has been hiding like all information about it.

>>17705074
>less than 1 and 50 chance of dying
>statistics show it targets boomers
unless you're a boomer with a completely shitty immune system, you have nothing to worry about, American.

>>17705080
TD Ameritrade.

You're doing God's good work.

>>17705077
Yeah gme can suck my cock. Fuck that company no one shops there.

>getting $2000 refund back from the IRS
>tfw you gave the IRS an interest-free $2000 loan and they've been fucking you due to inflation and the time-value of money

>>17705081
Could be put sell orders queuing. I really don't know though.

Why are so many Japanimation girls posted on these forums?

>>17705115
Talk to your current employer and put on the proper deductions.

>>17705097
Or obese, or having high blood pressure, or a smoker, or have overarching health problems or lung problems...

>>17705099
TD Ameritrade Mobile or TD Ameritrade: Mobile Trader?

>>17705127
Why don't you go google 4chan

>>17705127
>being this new

>>17705127
Get a load of this retard

>>17705127
They'll tell you because the board is an anime board but it isn't that's a few boards and in reality, these people posting those are either trannies or future trannies.

>premarket skyrocketing
Isn't it too early for the feds to be pumping?
But seriously, it has to be puts/shorts getting sold/covered after yesterdays bounce. Seems ridiculous for people to suddenly have this much confidence after completely breaking in the after hours.

>>17705139
They use the Thinkorswim app on mobile now.

>>17705127
Cause 4chan is anime

>>17705097
Sure nothing except the domino effect of pieces of the country being shut down

>>17705127

Get out newfag

>>17705115
I know, anon, you could have made $6.60 over the course of a year from the 0.33% bond yield. What will you do without that $6.60?

>>17705161
ID check'd

>>17705127
get the fuck out

>>17705137
>smoking tobacco in 2020
>being an average high blood pressure american
>live your life on handicap because you can't take care of yourself
This virus could actually be the cleansing the world needed.

It was nice knowing you lads. Australia is fucked

>>17705160
It's definitely shorts getting sold. That's what most retards on here think are "fed pumps"

...aaaaaand everything's red. Just like it should be.

Yesterday's gains gone in an instant

>>17705175
not get a fucking chipotle burrito

DOW IN RED
DOW RED
RED

>all red

-3%
>-3%
-3%
>-3%
-3%
>-3%
-3%
>-3%
-3%
>-3%
-3%
>-3%

>>17705127
4chan is an anime forum, everything is a subforum, for people that like anime and other things, this makes /biz/ Anime and then bussines, all boards are like that, everything is containment unless anime

what do you guys think the gapdown's gonna be like on monday

WOW.

gg no re

>>17705074
SARS, MERS, and Ebola all can. Preliminary reports strongly suspect Corona can too.
Best paper on it:
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1002/jmv.25728

Snorting antivirals is the actual proposed prevention/treatment. Score one for the essential oil steamers

>>17705227
Where's my FREE PROFITS MESSIAH

>>17705225
False you dumb fucking weeb. You've got /a/, that's it. I guess you can count the otaku and Japanese centered board but not everything else is anime. This site doesn't belong to you smelly fucks anymore. Sorry.

>get polio
>get vaccine
>turn 50
>get cancer because of the polio vaccine
"we will deal with this like polio"

dump it

fake and gay pump

>>17705241

Ok newtard, now shut the fuck up

>SPY Pumping

uhh..

SQQQ is not pumping nearly as hard as NDAQ is crashing

>>17705176
Ya DRUG

>completely shits the bed overnight
>pumps instantly when markets open
I just don't get it.

Goodbye 1k gains

TRIGGER THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
>TRIGGER THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
TRIGGER THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
>TRIGGER THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
TRIGGER THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
>TRIGGER THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
TRIGGER THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
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>>17705159
Thanks. Now I gotta figure out how to transfer stocks from Robinhood to that.

VIX dropping like my cock in your moms mouth

>>17705258
I've been here for years future tranny but pretending that this site is still an anime imageboard in the year of our Lord 2020 tells me you desperately need to take a shower and have sex.

stop making threads early,retards!!!

SNSS BRO ARE YOU ALIVE HOLY FUCK

>>17705032
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING AGAIN

>>17705273
Here's the reasoning

>>17705227
its almost as if you should take profits on biomemes instead of holding like a retard for muh long term capital gains.

>>17705127
its a conspiracy man....

>>17705266
Yeah I'm pretty disappointed here, was expecting more profit from this.

Whatever, I've set my stop just above break even, there's no point selling now as I've only made like $30.

SNSS anons getting raped lol

If you got out move your smart money to REFR man

>>17705285
LMAO BUY THE DIP ??? OR NO???

>>17705273
different stock markets have different agendas. euro's gonna buy euro stocks which increases demand for the euro which decreases the price of the dollar which affects the value of our stock market

>>17705285
>dat drop

>>17705298
im still holding SPXS 75% position

this is why you dont buy tranny shill stocks

This ain't so bad

looks like market makers tryna get some cheap FITB puts...

>>17705282

How many? I'm from 2000's.

>>17705227
lmao get fucked nigger

>>17705305
Pro tip: buy dip when open and sell 5m later

OH MY GOD SNSS ANON YOU SMUG PIECE OF SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DESERVED THIS
YOU DESERVED ALL OF THIS

>>17705310

>>17705305
Hopefully SNSS goes up toward market close and I can make a little bit of money back, putting all back into KOS

>>17705298
I am. Even if this shit doesn't MOOOOON like everyone thinks it will it will still probably hit a dollar again soon.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK MY CALLS

>>17705227
really hope you took your profits when i told you to my dude

What do we do about the China problem lads

>>17705318
>I've been on a basket weaving shit site for close to 20 years, therefore I don't have to take a shower and can continue to masturbate to cartoons.

Look dude, just take a shower and have sex. It's that easy. Don't want to become a tranny or anything.

>>17705295
This is fucking hilarious, cheers anon

Bullbros...

>SNSS

>>17705285
MY 10 000 SHARES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I'M FUCKING LOSING MY MIND WHY DID I DO THIS

>SNSS

Snss -50% holy jesus

>>17705273
PPT doesn't have the ammo to keep the markets green all day every day, so the macro strategy is crab walk through the week. They defended the dead cat bounce yesterday, today they just have to weather the selling pressure storm at market open with a mild tumble and then the rest of the day will go sideways. Expect heavy pumping at open for the next three to five months, except on Mondays when the market will open into free fall to the breaker before the pump is turned on (pointless to fight the bots until they take the first bitch slap).

Sell spy mar20 puts now or na

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>I BOUGHT THE SNSS TOP FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>17705346

>>17705346
>have sex incel
neck yourself

>>17705285
>SNSS decides to dump after propping me up through this crisis
>I'm now at -30% return overall, the worst I've ever been

I'm actually totally calm but this sucks.

https://armorgames.com/play/2607/oiligarchy

based flash game

What will SNSSAnon say?

wtf happened to SNSS???

>>17705368
retard

>>17705354
reminds of when LCI collapsed 60% overnight

>>17705241
Consider sudoku, baka gaijin.

>>17705368
Right? Where the fuck is snss anon?

>>17705378
It's ok bro you don't have to keep your emotions inside

-3.0 achieved.

Snss guy on suicide watch

>>17705381
>road to $1 just after delisting

>>17705227
you only deserved half that drop. sorry bro

wtf happened to SNSS?????

>>17705312
Pshhh. Down three percent? Around here we call that "Wednesday".

SNSS FAG WHERE ARE YOUUUUU

>>17705390
LOOK SNSS in marketwatch

My gild calls were shitting the bed yesterday, looking much better today.

SQQQ doesn't rise like the other 3x inverse ETFs, I need to switch.

>>17705285
Holy shit that's vicious. 0.49 and dropping

>>17705346
As hard as you can throw a tantrum this will never be reddit

>>17705285
>>17705355
>>17705378
>>17705381
>>17705383

BUY HIGH SELL LOW, never change /biz/

>>17705381
>>17705383
>>17705390
See
>>17705227

just bought 10k shares of SNSS. feel greasy af owning them, but it will be fun to post screenshots of my profit to SNSS Nigger later this week

>>17705383
you all got shilled into helping get some niggerfaggot PnD memeslinger out on the ask

literally exactly what i said last night
GG no re

>>17705403
>>17705402
Ahahahahahahahaha

SNSS going to drop during opening market just like every other stock. I'm holding till I make my big money profits

I'm right here. I said there would be a stop loss raid, I didn't think it would be for this much. I'm not selling.

>>17705227
F

>SNSS

What in the goddamn happened?

>>17705428
you're gonna buy more, right?

>>17705428

>Being this retarded

>>17705278
It's TDameritrade still.

>>17705428
>im not selling
we know. thats why youre a terrible trader.

>>17705432
it fell 50% lol

>>17705428
>stoploss raid
kys nigger

>>17705432
Wells Fargo dicked us on that phone call, but the call confirmed efficacy, and 400mg data is still on the way. So I'm not selling. I just wish I could buy more.

>>17705400
>Down 3% from a 6,000 point drop.
>Not realizing the bulltrap you're in.

What the fuck! Why????

>>17705227
You fucked me.

>>17705227
F

>>17705457
I believe in you SNSS fag, we'll be going upstream soon enough

WHEEEEEEE

>>17705457
Sell now and buy when it's .25

>>17705457
How did wells Fargo fuck us? What did they say?

>>17705231
>SARS, MERS could
>no one thinks to check if the same thing could happen with Corona
What the fuck are they doing?

With SNSS cashing I’m now down 20% All time, now I have to bag hold for 30 years.

>>17705414
It's actually still well above my average cost and I'm not selling.

But I feel bad for those who bought around $1.

>>17705227
ayy lmaoooooooooo

>newfags actually bought SNSS

SNSS anon dumped his bags at 94 cents on you retards HAHAHAHAHA

>>17705446
>selling at the bottom

>SNSS .53
ive already made 500 dollars and i bought 10 mins ago, lmao

>>17705445
Right but I’ve never transferred stocks so I’ll have to read up. I’m guessing the free stock I got in Robinhood is non-transferable.

>>17705227
*kills himself*

>Trusting namefags with obvious scam talking

Why /biz/ is so retarded.

>>17705457
Honestly I feel like no way Wells Fargo could drop it by that much? This feels really artifical. Literally what is happening

>Hes buying into the Crab market before another biblical drop by Friday

Hey tripfelon, ever heard of buy the rumor sell the news ?

BUY HTBX, THE NEXT PHARMA CV RUNNER
>BUY HTBX, THE NEXT PHARMA CV RUNNER
BUY HTBX, THE NEXT PHARMA CV RUNNER
>BUY HTBX, THE NEXT PHARMA CV RUNNER

t. SNSS fag

snss anon... please tell me you sold...

>>17705487
>biomemes collapse 50% overnight for no reason
iirc with LCI, it was -60% and it was because their entire fucking board resigned overnight

>>17705496
>he doesnt play the /smg/ at home game
>he doesnt make E-Z money off penny stock crashes
N G M I
G
M
I

I think today could represent a real paradigm shift. I think we'll see lower volatility moving forward, with a much more consistent downtrend. People are realizing things are not okay, and there really is no simple fix. Between the virus, and 20/barrel of oil are just massive. I think a whole lot of hope died with those 1100 points yesterday, at least until after another serious leg down.

>>17705497
Their trial of SNS510 gave monkeys tumors instead of inhibiting tumor growth. They spent 20 million dollars creating a powerful carcinogen.

>>17705428
dump it

>those yells on the floor

>>17705508
no shit he sold
he sold at the ask for every one of the dumb fucks that bought up at a buck

>DAX still +0.36%
how is this possible

>snss
>down 99%
>ever recovering

People actually bought SNSS, I'm laughing my ass off irl @ Autists falling for memes.

SNSSFAG WAS UP 18K 1 WEEK AGO

>>17705515
post

>>17705515
what are you listening to

>>17705511
>paradigm shift

Jesus why do I listen to you people, fucking lost 1k on snss. Fuck me.

>>17705531
>already going back up
Okay retard, cope

>>17705478
I actually very briefly unlocked the Green theme on Robinhood for the first time in months around 2/21. I was just above break even.

So thanks to Corona and this my portfolio has dropped 27% in two and a half weeks.

>>17705490
They should. They gave it to you.

>>17705533
>>17705536
CNBC live stream
https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.html?mepr-unauth-page=40&redirect_to=%2Famerican%2Fcnbc-america.html

>>17705473
they downgraded because SNSS wouldn't answer their question

>>17705543
Why did you sell?

Waiting for the MM to make their move. This is way too much of a passive market for how high the volatility is.

>SNSS .60
i literally made 1,000 dollars off this in 20 minutes by buying at .49

>>17705543
enjoy those bags

>>17705508
No, I am still holding, and still up.

>>17705562
Get fucked nigger

How can I make some money today?

DOMP EET

>>17705543
live and learn
NEVER trust a tripnigger with a ticker in his trip

>>17705562
kys nigger

>>17705581
Buy SNSS before it goes back up to $1

>log into broker
>portfolio down 50%
>log out

Jim chad admits he cried

>>17705591
You best be seeing this as a buying opportunity. Efficacy was already confirmed, this is gonna fly at 400mg. The dump was scary but it's already climbing back up.

>>17705543
Two words. Risk management.
Snssanon is a wild man. You can blame him if it makes you feel better, but ultimately it's on you.
You're not the first to get burned by a penny stock in here and you won't be the last.

>>17705581
>he didnt buy the SNSS dip

>>17705590
Based
Need me some double digit NDAQ

>>17705606
Honestly SNSS could only go up, so theres no point not buying LOL

>>17705606
Just admit you were wrong for fuck sakes. Fucking man up for once in your life

>>17705457
I shit you not, i just woke up from a fever
where we took off to over $80, and this happens.

Sucks that you cant buy now, its climbing back up.

I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN,
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF.
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE,
BUT NOW, THROUGH ALL THE HURT AND PAIN,
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RESPECT.
THE ONES YOU LOVE MEAN MORE THAN ANYTHING.
SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART,
I FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO,
IS END IT ALL, AND LEAVE FOREVER.
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE, IT FEELS SO BAD,
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD.
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN.
MY WORLD IS ENDING.
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME,
'CAUSE NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE.
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE TRUST FROM THOSE YOU LOVE.
I KNOW WE CAN'T FORGET THE PAST,
YOU CAN'T FORGET LOVE AND PRIDE.
BECAUSE OF THAT, IT'S KILLING ME INSIDE.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN.
IN MY HEART OF HEARTS,
I KNOW THAT I COULD NEVER LOVE AGAIN.
I'VE LOST EVERYTHING... EVERYTHING...
EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME MATTERS IN THIS WORLD.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN.

>>17705581
Unironically SNSS, already made some money on that today.

>>17705596
When will be it be over a dollar?

> Broker doesn't list SNSS, avoid losing 50% in the drop, ahahaha!

> Broker doesn't list SNSS. Can't buy the dip :(

>>17705600
Hahaha. That sucks.

> https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/11/ecb-lagarde-warns-of-a-potential-2008-like-crisis-amid-coronavirus.html

ECB meeting tomorrow. Any idea what will they announce (rate cut, investment, distribute money...) ?

My scenario is bull trap rally before meeting. Depending on the measures, dumping either during or a bit after the meeting. Because whatever they do it does not stop a virus.

I believe the pre meeting rally is a good entry point for bears.

>>17705606
Adding you to my filter. Shut the fuck up forever.

>>17705575
I mean, the ER call only had good news. The mistake was holding through ER, as always. But now it's an obvious buy if you weren't already in.

I can't really afford to add any more to this stock right now though.

If oil is dropping, why is SQQQ not going up much?

Just bought 50 GME 4/17 $8c gonna be rich

>>17705606
We should climb most of today, but you better have short in before close

This crabbing is annoying.

>>17705654
its all Phase 2 shit, right? when will they actually be releasing a drug to market? months? years? i have no idea, i just memebought it for the lulz

>>17705477
Freaking the fuck out and quarantining 10% of the global population? (760 million were "under lock down" in China). Closing some of the world's busiest ports thus snarling all shipping? Halting 90% of their manufacturing?

I am constantly amazed that people buy the "it's just a flu bro" line. Do you really think FUCKING CHINA would kill their GDP over "the sniffles"? We'll be feeling the economic impacts from this for months if not years. And the outbreak is just getting going!

>>17705606
>YOU COULD HAVE SOLD LAST WEEK & MADE 18K AND THEN BOUGHT BACK IN TODAY AT YOUR ORIGINAL BUY-IN PRICE AND DIDNT
>>17696682

OHNONONONO MY CALLERINOS MY BUYING THE DIPERINOS MY FEDPUMPERINOOO

>>17705664
market is just crabbing. 3% up, 3% down constantly.

I hope the SNSS anon is okay.

>>17705676
Falls 2000 points one day
Rises 750
Falls 1200 the next
>crab

>>17705606
kys nigger

>>17705612
>Snssanon is a wild man
no
he was an obvious fucking shill from the get go
him and his PnD buttbuddies were dumping up at a buck into every gullible saps buys
hence the tripfaggotry
and stocktwats shillery
and the being a felon who knocked over a corner store

id swear its some of you guys first days on the internet if you couldnt see that coming
do you honestly think most people on a fucking stocktalk/anime basketweaving forum arent trying to fuck you?
lmao

>>17705628
I am not wrong. They already have efficacy, they have patients demanding to be put on 500mg. This was a panic reaction to a downgrade by wells fargo, nothing else, and it will climb back up. I am still in the black.

>>17705686
exactly. this guy is an actual retard. stocktwits-tier hodler.

>>17705676

>Crab

>>17695518
>>17696185
>>17696472
>>17696676
>>17696767
>>17696998
WHAT A FUCKING RETARD

>>17705647

> Some analysts are expecting the central bank to cut rates by 10 basis points.

It is going to tank so hard if the outcome of the meeting is a 10 bp cut.

>>17705705
That jim guy was a real nigger

>>17705703
Literal cope, don't buy SNSS and don't make profit faggot, keep up with news and read charts.

>>17705693
I'm fine, but apparently a lot of other people need to grow some balls.
>>17705703
Gonna go right back up.

>loaded up on 1200 SNSS
>ready for the next $1
Fuck yeah bros

>>17705705
Been there done that.
You are going to get fucked even harder.

>>17705703
>he was an obvious fucking shill etc.
Whatever. That wasn't really my point.

>>17705705
>Take drug
>Doesn't work
>I know! Let's up the dose. That will make it work!

no new catalysts occurred

dumb money is buying the dip aggressively
smart money is waiting to see the impact covid has on US cities

personally im going to wait until friday for the inevitable dump, then NY quarantines will get announced over the weekend.

>>17705705
SNSS will go up to $5 and you still won't sell. Then it'll plummet back to .60 like it just did and you'll have another excuse. Just buy a fucking gun and KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT FELON

>>17705705
Honestly why was it even downgraded? I thought SNSS was doing great.

>>17705562
Too bad you didn't have the foresight to short it like they did right before they downgraded it.

FUN is at a 52 week low, if corona is overhyped this could be good investment right? same with AAL

>>17705740
>That wasn't really my point
then youre missing it completely

pnd faggots do this shit all day, every day
its literally their jobs

>>17705752
Down and upgrades are memes

>>17705741
Drug was already showing consistent CLL biomarkers and has 47% tumor reduction at 300mg. The drug does work. You go higher dose to see if it works even better. The safety cycles are already completed at the higher doses, safety is confirmed as well. It's not hard to see that this dump is just a buying opportunity.

OGI on the rise?

>>17705231
yeah I guess if you think this is seasonal you also have to suppose other similarities

>>17705752
The Wells Fargo guy wanted an answer to his question on Lymphocytes but Judy lateraled it to the 400mg data release. This made him salty.
>>17705763
If I were here to pnd, I would have dumped. I didn't. Hint hint.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/11/oil-prices-saudi-aramco-moves-to-ramp-up-production-amid-russia-feud.html

SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL,SELL, SELL, SELL.

I’m not fucking selling.

>>17705710
You know he literally is a stocktwits shill right? His name on stocktwits is Turtlespear

>>17705744
This although new catalysta have occured. The hardcore buyers right now have failed to see it due to greed. I give it 2 weeks.

>>17705744
EBC meeting tmr is a catalyst. Next is FED on 18.

I also expect big city like NY, SF, Paris, London... quarantined will be the peak of panic in the markets

>>17705763
And it is everyone's job to sift through the bullshit and not take stupid chances.
Which was my point. I'm not a fan of SNSS anon or anything, you're going after me like I said I love him or something.
Relax.

>>17705782
Back to work waggie, you got a lot of opportunity cost to make-up

can the SPY just dip one more percentage point.

>>17705782
Prove it. You have posted a picture of your stack when it was over a dollar, let's see if you still have the same amount. We will be waiting for a picture

>>17705788
have fun

>>17705074
Reinfection is only possible if you're hit with a different strain of the disease. There are currently two in China hence why they are seeing reinfections. The first strain is already begging to die out since th second is more effective at spreading itself. So it's very unlikely, although in the long run people might get reinfected later down the track with a more virulent but less deadly strain.

>>17705782
What a faggot.

For me, it's CoronaCoin

>>17705787
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

Not gonna lie I can't wait till Monday comes along

If yall want a recovery to happen right now all I have to do is cash out my portfolio and all the sudden it will be the biggest rally in history until I buy back in.
I'm feeling kind of spiteful though so I'm going to HODL and crash everything.

Thoughts on cedar fair (FUN)? They're screwed short term but have decent fundamentals so might be worthwhile as a long term hold. Dip looks tasty.

>>17705782
>If I were here to pnd, I would have dumped. I didn't. Hint hint.
>guise look at muh robingoy account with like 20k in it
>totally legit amirite???
kys nigger

>>17705787

BASED PUTIL WILL CRASH THE US WITHOUT A FUCKING GUN.

>>17705803
I don't have the same amount.
I have more.

Told you

Well I made $150 already today I'm satisfied.

I literally make more money hustling tranny stocks than I do in my wage cage.

>>17705818
My shorts thank you for your sacrifice

>>17705797
nothin personnel kid
the autists ITT need to hear this
im not talking to, or about, you in this instance

haha money printer go brrrrrrrr

>>17705831
Make more money in less than an hour too. I would have to work like 10 hours to get what I earned today between 9:30 and 10:15.

SNSS ANON I WANT FUCKING ANSWERS AHHHHHHH IM FUCKING BEGGARED IVE NOT A SINGLE PENNY TO MY NAME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Remember yesterday was the last dead cat bounce
It's all down from here

>>17705824
>-10,885k
>IN 1 DAY

KDPChads WW@

THE DEAD CAT BOUNCE TO END ALL DEAD CATS BOUNCES, CIRCUIT BREAK BEFORE LUNCH

>>17705855
Already posted answers in this thread. Wells fargo downgrade combined with a stop loss raid caused this dump. Efficacy is already achieved, see it as a buying opportunity.

And idiots weren't listening when I warned them to not fall for the textbook dead cat bounce

>>17705790
>Turtlespear
i bet that was his dark souls pvp strategy. turtling like a nigger with the silver knight spear, and spergflipping with the dark woodgrain ring. how many times did i kill him with my joke dual Smough's hammer build? and now im killing him in stock. lmao

>>17705855
>get scammed
>shocked
Also, buy high sell low /biz/.

>Oh Liiiinnkkkiiieees
>Oh SNSS ANONNNNNN

>>17705787
>people expected the oil crisis to be solved in a week
*sigh* I told you faggots

>he bought?
>crash it
>kill him

>>17705386
Kek that was hilarious because LCIguy was shilling LCI before that happened he literally convinced some trip fag to drop a lot in it and he got so rekt I haven't seen him since.

>>17705819
I love their roller coasters. The best part of living in Ohio.

>>17705874
>i bet that was his dark souls pvp strategy. turtling like a nigger with the silver knight spear, and spergflipping with the dark woodgrain ring
collossul if true

>>17705888
I did too.

OPEC doesn't meet again until June for fucks sake, the price war is going to continue for at least that long. Oil has a long way down still.

The stimulus dahnald

>>17705855

>Scammed

Silly anon

There are many bag holders who bought all the fake rallies, they do not want to sell at a loss and are holding on for dear life at this moment

wait a little while before they capitulate, especially right before the weekend.

it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down

>>17705824
good thing youre hodling long term for that sweet sweet 7% savings on your taxes! that will definitely make up for all the money youve lost by not swinging!

>>17705883
>>17705873
It's just crabbing

>>17705874
>i bet that was his dark souls pvp strategy. turtling like a nigger with the silver knight spear, and spergflipping with the dark woodgrain ring
colossal if true

>>17705891
scoops has a biggoy job at skynet
im sure he recovered
his problem was the short puts iirc

It's cute that you guys think this worries me when a dump of over 50% JUST HAPPENED ON THE 28TH with SNSS, and it recovered from that one too.

Why are these candles so fucking boring

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17705828
>tfw actual hentai has better detail than this.

>>17705127
wow you are good at this

>>17705923
imagine losing 10,000 dollars in an instant and coping on a Mongolian basket trading general

>>17705905
>The 500mg Trial SNSS Anon

>>17705762
>>17705819
Imagine if their parks are closed all summer

>>17705923
dump it anon, you know you want to

>>17705878
>>17705905

if only i had enough money to buy a rope to hang myself

>buy SNSS at 0.60
>set stop at 0.59
>sell at 0.64
I'm just going to repeat this all day.

Would it be better in the long term to let it crash or to hold this paper thin economy as it is?

>>17705557
Kek, such a vicious cycle.

>>17705938
This thread & his wage cage are literally all he has

wake me up again when something is happening, I unironically feel pretty dizzy right now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Crab day within crab week
Crab Chads always win

>>17705718
you could probably make a lot of money doing the exact opposite of what any of the tripfags say to do

new thread
>>17705973

new thread
>>17705973

new thread
>>17705973

>>17705944
LOL never

>>17705992
>>17705992
>>17705992
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>>17705953
Wtf are you doing with a biotech junk when you can just short the index

Retail investors are really gullible...

>>17705904
>"Stimulus" is just gibs with a pretty name, you anti american socialist fucks deserve to die
>unless you give me the gibs

>>17705409
>>17705318
>arguing over who was on 4chan first
doesnt get more reddit than this

>>17705971
A 500 point up following a 2000 point down is not crab retard

>>17705873
Seriously, I use my brother as my indicator. I love him to death, and if I have a question on the bond market he's very knowledgeable, but we talk a lot about market activity, knowing of my shorting literally everything he sent me a screenshot of the pump yesterday saying Hope you got out in time, I just laughed and told him this is the most obvious bull trap I've ever seen. Bullish rallies go into AH, but 5 minutes into AH AAPL, DIS, SPY, DJIA, all down.

>>17705231
>essentially oil steamers
Based, my wife will love this. Do you know which essential oils?

>>17705520
Dax went down yesterday before dow jones surged.

>>17705903
So hold onto SQQQ?

>>17705824
B b b b b b b b b b b b based

>>17705938
Imagine thinking he actually lost 10k. You fucking mongoloid

How Would Anyone Know If Russia Didn't Lower Production? Putin Could Of Told Them That He'll Stop But Just Continue To Produce And Say His Just Selling Unsold Inventory?

Will quarantine in London, NY, etc cause mass bankruptcies?

>>17705920
It was still hilarious watching scoop get rekt trusting lciguy, it confirmed what we all knew about him.

>>17705824
Imagine losing 10K in one day for a delusional moonshot

1000 points here, -1000 points there

>>17706085
I am. expecting a -1200 Dow today

>>17705824
do you at least sell covered calls

>>17705632
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>17705647
> rate cut
How low can you go lmao

>>17705632
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17706373
aren't the eurocucks already at 0%

>>17706157
He is a absolute madman who wants the saudis to Kill themselves imo

>>17705127
Lurk moar fag

> -4%