/biz/ - Business & Finance

if this were a novel i'd read it

if this were a movie i'd watch it

>>17698427
Who do we get to play money belly?

> it turns out they were desperate unsteaked immigrants brought up from the south
> They're skilled in unique ways
> I offer to contract them for a double cross in exchange for their lives

> the two readily agree and the contract is signed digitally via Q-ORACLES (quantum secured oracles using the latest version of mixicles)
> I verify today's entertainment: three lovely ladies of particular body measurements and ethnicity

>Grabbing the car battery we take turns shocking their testicles In between wrenching their teeth out with pliers
>Who sent you? Mossad? ARE YOU FUCKING SPETZNAZ?

>In between the screams of anguish we can only make one word out

>Bog

> the estate grounds have their own sovereignty and as a sovereign individual I exist with a special relationship to the state.
> Police arrive to report on the two bodies that the fence killed
> They have to remove their weapons to enter the estate and are closely watched by the WOLVES.
> They're well treated during their time but the reports always remain unspecified.
> Non cooperation is the standard for sovereign individuals when interacting with state forces.
> There's nothing they can do and their inquiries are fruitless and they know it but it's all procedure.
> Horribly inefficient centralized procedure. It sets my teeth on edge whenever I come into contact with it.

>walk down the basement stairs, slowly, letting each board creek
>both of the assailants have masks on
>I roll up their masks to their noses
>tip the chairs over on their backs
>I proceed to dump 700k turds down their throats

Fin

>>17698617
Keep it coming desu, Im on the edge pf my seat.

wtf is this, i was promised taylor swift two years ago.

>>17698655
> We created a separate world. A world where connectivity matters. A world where trust is deterministic rather than probabilistic
> House AI determines entry points of the two and measures are implemented
> It's a constant threat that used to be interesting. Now with the game theory calculations there is under 1% probably of any of these individuals succeeding
> I know this. The people who sent them know this. It's all a game. A dangerous game sure but mostly theatre.
> Ex special forces, intelligence operatives, former security workers, criminals hell we don't discriminate. It's better to keep these people separated by the free market.
> Individual contracts with the chance of riches
> Atomized individuals with limited opportunities. Solo warriors.
> I sent out 15 contracts that night myself. All of them failed as usual.
> Its the new threat. Out there disease and war might be a threat to the state but here in my estate and many others like it we play a different game.

>>17698554
.
.. Oh no

I'm sitting in a strip mall holding an unlit cigarette and the entire world is completely devoid of meaning

> marines always. Life became boring. Perpetual boredom that creeps into your soul
> Morbid games like the little assassination attempts are common.
> The robotics and weapons expo is next week. I go there every year.
> Always the latest and always the best. Only LINK is accepted usually.

OP I want you know this thread really vibes on me i would read this book if you wrote one

>>17699187
Thanks anon. I'm having trouble with the seriousness of the some of the topics and the clownworld aspects. I'll keep playing with ideas.

> drones inspect the property
> All the information is relayed to house devices
> Autonomous robotic farming drones provide food and alcohol for the house
> There are fewer employees now with increasing automation
> Cleaning and maintenance is automated
> Data is fed directly via the house satellite in orbit. LINK secures all interactions
> Several rooms are technology free. The library is one of them. I'm disconnected there. Lost in the pages of countless stories. It's a measure of freedom.
> It's important to disconnect with nonstop assassination attempts. 24/7.
> Most people think night assaults are the best. The human body is said to be weakest between 3-4am. In the darkness they might come.
> But my shitposting on /LINK/ usually leaves me up most of the night.
> They want to catch me sleeping. A peaceful death carries additional bounty. There's always respect.
> If damage occurs to the estate, defi insurance takes care of it and the one who made the contract is penalized.
> Blowing things up simply isn't cost effective. Even for the Great Houses.

> on /link/ pictures are posted of the damaged caused by last nights games
> Hundreds of images of destroyed pools and tennis courts and broken datacentres and so on
> Debts are paid and everyone has a kek at the transacted amounts
> One stood out however. The assassin broke through the wall into the house shine of kek.
> Disrupting a kek shine carries with it huge penalties. It simply isn't done.
> The assassin is captured. An exchange is planned on neutral grounds free from any sovereignty. International territory.
> The claimant says that a statue of kek was destroyed by the assassin. He shot at it with his rifle.
> Public outrage on /link/ ensures. The contracted address is banned from posting for one month for daring to destroy the physical representation of the faith that changed the world

This is awesome.

> the one who sent the assassin is determined to pay the penalty
> The assassin is tortured on livestream
> Marines in the chat donate LINK for requests
> The marine who failed to explain the rules of engagement to the assassin is publicly shamed.
> Payment of 777 LINK is distributed to the affected
> The shine of kek is rebuilt.
> Each house is different to represent their personal acknowledgement of higher powers.
> Some people call it a shrine but kek doesn't suffer false idols
> The shine is where the magic happens. Where it shines upon the world.

I’m so happy I’m here for this

> it was decided at the beginning of the assassination marketplace that contracts could target marines
> That was fair for everyone
> Tripfags and namefags quickly disappeared
> Identity was dangerous
> Assassination attempts keep the edge on life.
> Family members are protected. But the LINK hodlers are targets.
> Three letter glowniggers were thought to be a threat initially. But after the decentralized sovereign movement claimed territories all over the world for the marines glowniggers keep to their own games
> Only those disillusioned with the state sign up to fulfil contracts. In these cases they play by our rules.

New ID from a few posts ago...
> nearly infinite supplies on money that cannot be replicated. There's no helicopter money with blockchains.
> Governments love to devalue their currency. It only serves to increase our networth while stabilizing domestic economies.
> Security is paramount and with the relationship LINK has to what is left of fiat governments have no choice. They want data security they use our nodes.
> Property rights are important to marines. It keeps the games civil. The Great Houses are sometimes traditional but some marines prefer them futuristic.
> Many marines funded industrial space conquest.
> They're still working out the bugs.
> It is said that space will be conquered by the LINK marines first but not in name
> Secrecy is more important
> Breadcrumbs are left for those that know.
> Numbers and sayings infiltrate normie media and they're unaware.

Bump for the 1%ers (IQ level) of /biz/

>>17698554
>In between the screams of anguish we can only make one word out
>Bog

>>17699815
Don't fuck up this thread fuckface.

>>17699842
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> last year a marine was killed during a game
> Probabilistically it should not have happened.
> Investigations were conducted by the state. These investigators were cooped to report their findings to us first.
> The data we received said several things. The marine had lost faith. There was no shine of kek. Security had been lax. Money was funnelled into other projects.
> The marine also kept untrusted people around after hours.
> His house and family were corrupted in the eyes of the marines
> The report to the authorities read heart failure caused by alcoholism
> We knew the truth but it was our business
> Decisions were made to induct the wife and the children into a new house.
> The rules were explained and standards were maintained
> Several marines bid for the challenge. Only one was successful.
> Holdings of the former marine were transferred at time of the report to his family.
> They were already rich but they were no among the marines yet. Training would conclude within five years.
> The children were socialized with other marine children and knowledge of the burdens of individual sovereignty were taught.

> his death sent shockwaves through the community
> Efforts were redoubled
> Security must be maintained
> Now even with the latest technology I don't feel safe.
> I can escape this world in one of my nontech rooms but the danger of being an elite is always present. We take precautions always.
> Outside the estate, the rules of the state apply. Freedom gives and takes
> Out there the threat is still probabilistic. Most marines have an airstrip on their property. Some live close to waterways.
> A quick exit is always preferable
> I have tunnels underneath my property. Secret tunnels from spending too much time fucking azn jungle women in SEA.
> Layers of security just like Sergey taught us in the old days is the standard

Can sovereign individuals safely travel outside of their estates?

>>17700003
> The rules of the land are different.
> Assassination games only take place on the sovereign land of marines.
> Some assassins are caught by the state. We don't respond to rumors made by state police and glowniggers.
> We have a type of duel citizenship with the state for a price.
> Some marines choose to remain on their land or other marine's land because they hate the state
> The more moderate marines have duel citizenship and are pillars of their community
> They hide in plain sight

> the properties of marines are like a post capitalism type of society
> Most only produce things they need and order very few things in.
> Machinery is common but most of the things are handmade. Unlimited time gives so marines the ability to create the world around them
> I grow my fruit and vegetables and make wine and whiskey
> Some things I can't live without and they're imported
> Robots handle the whole process
> A few marines don't trust and find ways to be more self sufficient.
> Imagine the richest people in the world with an ability to trust.
> One marine saw an opportunity. He created a type of production company that records the creation of particular items. Generally these are sensitive items like cars and planes and such
> The first customer was a marine that wanted a fleet of lambos in different colors.
> The production company followed the process the entire way with interviews with the wagies, the companies involved, the quality of the raw materials and so on.
> It gave us something to watch and made us trust things more.

>be me on estate, sitting in study puffing pipe and browsing /link/
>the nightly guns for hire have not arrived as of yet
>nip qt concubine number 7 peaks head in the room while knocking lightly on the door frame
>”anon can i come in?” i nod as i ash my pipe and take off my reading glasses
>”what can i do for you rice cake?”
>with a sad but flirtatious roastie tone she replies “anon im sad, the other concubines won’t let me join in any concubine games”
>while unbuttoning my shirt i say “we’ll just have to settle for two player sessi-“
>lights go dark for 3 seconds and then turn back on as nip qt concubine number 7 screams
>i put my finger on her lips and assure that nothing is wrong
>lately they have been sending run of the mill mercs and street nigs who dont even make it within 100 yards of the front gate
>this time an emp was detonated to counter the estate’s defenses
>fools imply that there is no smart contract that automatically receives the emp alert before the pulse reaches the estate, and activates a subterranean nuclear reactor on the grounds
>continue fondling rice cake
>after coom i poor a glass of whiskey and stroll to the corpses of the would be assassins
>they had enough time to make it pass the gate it seems
>taking a sip of whiskey while looking up at two arab men each hanging on his respective cross, still breathing
>fools imply that there is no smart contract which in the event of an unauthorized breach at the front gate, the offender(s) are castrated by a laser turret and nailed to a cross that emerges from beneath the lawn by AI chainlink centurions
>”please let us live!” the intruders cry
>i simply reply “whats the point of all this cool shit then”
>cross already dosed in kerosene
>light a cigarette which i keep handy for these very situations
>take one drag, exhale
>use cherry to light both men aflame

Bazinga

>>17700045
Thank you for the precious memeries anon. Here is a token of my gratitude. Hopefully your posts get confirmed on the memetic blockchain.

oh fuck. I'll have to update the image.

Updated

>>17700541
>>17700615
Extremely based and redpilled. Thank you anon. We're all in this together. Please contribute anons

> livestream videos of assassination attempts are everywhere on /link/
> they're more enjoyable than standard rekt or gore because they're personal
> Defi CCTV cameras filter the best for continuity and place on the network for approval before being uploaded for anons to enjoy
> The best ones are the really brainwashed assassins. The ones that believe in the tradition and found us.
> They scream praise kek while leaping into the fray

if any of you dumb faggots actually make it you will want to contact me. most of you are beta male introverts who will probably die by someone looking at you aggressively. you can contact me on this board. my name is c.

>>17700889
Are you a professional bodyguard?

>>17698453
Underrated.

The bionic wolves sound a lot like the dogs from Snow Crash.

Someone souls rewrite Snowcrash from the perspective of smart contracts.

E.g the deliverator has slots in his car with flashing red LED readouts. The read outs countdown from 30 minutes the second the pizza slides into them. If the pizza ain’t at the customers door in 30 minutes or less, the pizza is free and the deliverator has an unpleasant talk with the Cosa Nostra mob boss about his shiny new Link debt to the mob.

Etc etc

>>17700889
What sort of thing do you do C.?

>>17700901
>>17700990
i would prefer to not reveal much detail. we understand opsec. we are mostly ex special forces from us army. only serious inquiries when the time requires such. don't forget this name.
c

>>17701194
OK. I'll c u l8r.

>>17701194
Based thank you kindly.
I've run out of steam anons but I like these gentleman type games that we will probably play in the future. It's like shitposting irl. If you break it you bought it though remember that. Please continue the narrative if the memetics touch you

>>17701340
Updated again.

>>17698427
>GME
>2+5+3+2=10

>>17698453
Ryan Gosling, why even ask?

>>17701781
Well technically the two that died on the fence don't count as attempts because not on the estate grounds. Sorry if that was too complex for you man

>>17701484
Thanks again anon. Will be back with more ideas soon( tm)