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Today's the day

ww@ bears?

Is now a good time to buy INO since its $6 or will it drop more?

IT WILL CLOSED RED DOW(n) 0.53%
>Buy the dip
THE DIP HAS NO END

CLOSING RED

LMAOOOOOOO

>>17690991
What do you think? Human civilization is literally collapsing as speak

>0.40%
>3 hours left
>weakest bounce on history
Post your crash themes for the blood friday ahead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCnebZnysmI

So uh,

https://twitter.com/DeItaOne/status/1237432522448961536?s=20

What does this mean?

HOLY SHIT, ANOTHER RATE CUT!

BEARS ON SUICIDE WATCH!

>tfw business area a few doors down from me just had a case confirmed
It’s been nice knowing you fucks

>>17691100
>https://twitter.com/DeItaOne/status/1237432522448961536?s=20
This cant be good

>>17691124
link?

>PART OF NEW YORK STATE IS ALREADY BEING CONTAINED IN A 1 MILE RADIUS BY THE NATIONAL GUARD
OH NO NO NO THEY SAID THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN

How is AAL up today? They’ve literally had nothing but bad news all day today

>>17691147
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17691187
The cuts they announced made it go up

>>17691147
I can't lose because I don't own anything in the first place, just here to shitpost and play psycho logically manipulat weak minded faggots into making the greatest decisions on their lifetime, it really is entertaining

>>17691211
The cuts to flights that generate their revenue? AAL hasn’t taken a CEO pay cut yet and actively has said they foresee less flights into the summer. None of that equates to +10%

>>17691241
they've prepared and look like they'll survive this whole ordeal

>Robinhood drew its entire $200 million credit facility from Barclays Plc, Citigroup Inc. and JPMorgan Chase & Co., according to people familiar with the matter. It made the move just as fears of the coronavirus set off more than two weeks of violent market swings and heavy volume, during which Robinhood’s trading platform suffered three significant outages.

i'm gonna short on a s&p500 based etf here in brazil.
am i gonna get rich in the next 6 months?

>>17691179
it's probably just a waco 2.0 and not carona virus related.

>>17691270
That’s true but surviving doesn’t always equate to profitably. New stuff today wasn’t priced in yet it seems

here it comes AAAAAAHHH

>muh dividend
>muh chepies with 30% yield

>>17691179
Holy cope, hope that fag's bags burn lmao

>>17691275
Lmao yep, this was obvious from the start

I'm a dumb dumb poopy bum, why does it keep going back up a little bit? Is the government pumping money in an attempt to make it look better? Or something else?

Up? Up? UP? UP!?

>>17691429
Someone needs to take that dividend fren shill out back and put one between his eyes

crash.... markets....

Accumulate REFR cheapies

Sub 3 for a limited time!

Earnings in 2 days

Accumulate REFR cheapies

Sub 3 RIGHT NOW

Earnings in 2 days

When will this shit prolapse more, I had a put on AAL and it went $2 higher.

I just bought about $3,000 worth of puts for German, Brazilian, Mexican ETF’s, and bought calls for Halliburton. Did I fuck up.

>>17692083
How much do I need to make it? Price prediciton? Any more info?

America is going to fucking burn from the Corona virus as we are not equipped nor willing to handle this and do what is needed to be done. This stock market is going to crash worse than the great depression, points are only continually moving in such large numbers because the big players know the end is nigh and to take all the profits they can while they can and not give a fuck about reducing volatility. Everything is going to collapse and going up and down so much is just evidence of that, this shit ain't natural.

taken in February.

>>17692083
>gambling on fucking biomed earnings when there's so much easy money to be made in these predictable swings
on a scale from retard to retard how retard retard retard?

>>17692094
A good turkey is like $60+ so i assume it'd be around $85

>>17690968
I'll be sure to grab some when it dumps.

for me? it's hitting 25k by closing

>>17692126
fuck off back to leftypol retarde commie

>green day
>red day
>green day
>red day
Repeat ad infinitum

It's in philly now

What the fuck is going on? DOW keeps bouncing +0.5% then collapsing, then bouncing back. Fed sweating

SAVANON WHEN ARE WE MOONING ALREADY

>>17691429
Told that guy yesterday that would happen lol

>He thought we'd get to DOW 25k

>>17692126

I don't think even Ebola would stop boomers from going out to eat so yeah this shit is going to spread like wildfire here shortly.

>>17691487
Donald trump restored some confidence in the market today.

I'd like everyone to remember we were nearly breaking 30k just a month ago. Projections were saying +800 and we are still not ther.

>>17692130
see >>17691179
already done

>FRENCH PRESIDENT MACRON SAYS E U LEADERS AGREED TO TAKE ALL MEASURES NECESSARY TO AVOID FINANCIAL AND ECONOMIC INSTABILITY BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS

Europe gonna pump their market, now it's up to to the Trump to make a deal and it's go time

Ride the bull, boys

>>17692131
>biomed?

It's a smart glass company. smartglass.com

>>17692083
>still shilling this shit fucking retarded stock
>>17692131
It isn't biomed, they're nanotech.

Picked up some oil cheapies today, hope the next week is bearish so I can load up on more. I'm calling it a day though. See you tomorrow /smg/.

>>17692130
I thought the same about Milan and here we are with the city 3/4 closed

>>17691133
funds are safu

>>17692136
I never said I was a commie. In fact I am an ancap. I am very much looking forward to the US going bust trying to bail everything out and making up for economic loses as the government becomes defunct and weakened so businesses and a proper free market can take over.

>>17692156
oh my

>>17692153
I see you're also a man who can see the future.
AKA 130+ IQ

>>17690913
so like what are the logistics of the fed actually pumping money and buying stocks? like where are these stocks held? in an account? when do they decide to sell them? i bet no one knows

+300% on GME options

>>17691562
I just loaded up $20k of SU yesterday @ $18.80.

I'lll be suckling on that dividend until the rest of my days. Keep telling me how dividends are a waste.

I'm sitting corona comfy right now.

>>17692159
>buying oil
>when the saudi/russian price war just started
>when OPEC doesn't meet again until June
I would sell that shit bro.

Did the feds blow their load too early or do you think there's still a round in the chamber? Risky move to pump this early if that was their entire load, though it may work.

>>17692174
it's true

>>17692155
More:
>EUROPEAN COUNCIL PRESIDENT MICHEL SAYS EU LEADERS STAND READY TO USE ALL TOOLS TO TACKLE ECONOMIC IMPACT OF CORONAVIRUS

Again, it's you now Trump. DO IT! AGREEMENT AND PUMP IT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

FED IS PRESSING DOW, SWEATING HARD

>>17692166
A country that has possession of 90% of all the good weapons in the world will never bust

>>17690913

>>17692088
I've got puts on Italy and Japan ETFs that were doing good until this fed fuckery

>>17692184
idk we're on the way to 25k closing which seemed unthinkable yesterday

Here it comes...

Keep buying. Please do. The markets will go up, trust me, now is the time to buy! Buy now before you miss the dip! Surely it will only be green from here on out! Golden Bull has returned!

>>17692184
there's always more. even when technically there isn't, there's still more

>>17692177
Teach me your ways cocaine Pepe. Really.

oh god brace for impact

>>17690981
Bought 3000 shares of SQQQ. I'm ready for tomorrow.

>bears panic about a pump
>SQQQ price goes down
>buy SQQQ

>>17692156
Godly skills for an teenager. How many cocks has she taken by now, I wonder?

>>17692205
These dead cat bounces have been happening again and again, today it'll close green, tomorrow it'll close red then the day after that red, then some news will be announced that will make it blood red or green

>>17692216
You must be new here

>>17692191

Joined the SQQQ gang

It's time.

>>17691128
Enjoy these last full breaths of air, my friend. When the pneumonia is slowly suffocating you to death over the course of weeks, you will miss it. Remember not to panic

Ahem, I have an announcement

https://mobile.twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1237446842511736833?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Tomorrow's crimson.

>>17692235
charge_it.gif

>>17692226
20. All black.

are these AAL puts really free or is trump actually just shilling the stock to a green week?

>>17692181
I guarantee we will see oil plunge again. You can sit around for a few months and try to find the absolute bottom but honestly I can't see oil staying under $30 into the summer. I've still got a bit of cash sitting around, if the price plunges again (and I honestly hope it does) I'll just DCA it in.

41 shares of SQQQ for about 24.12, i'll take it and probably ride through earnings season.

Can someone explain to me why the stock market even matters? How do big stonk prices equate to a company's wellbeing, employee wages, quality of life, innovation, etc

>>17691506
Pump is over, begin selling.

>>17692245
Lmao how

>>17692245
so glad I voted for this senile old boomer.
let it all burn.

>>17692221
>Bought 3000 shares of SQQQ
wew lad

>>17692157
>>17692158
okay but its still gambling on earnings. do you know something the market doesnt?

>>17692245
>couldn't even get an agreement with his own party
BUY PUTS BUY PUTS

>>17692245
lol, it was all a fib
we're -3% tomorrow at a minimum

Daily reminder that coronomeme is a nothing burger

14.3% Case Fatality Rate, 90+ years old

8.2% CFR, 80-89

4% CFR, 70-79

1.4% CFR, 60-69

0.1% CFR, 50-59

0% under 50

These are from Italy, so other """outbreaks""" in other countries will be even less deadly

>>17692198
> poorfag lefties think we're losing money this week
my friends... no... I am becoming rich

>/smg/ leaves his house

https://twitter.com/conner_omalley/status/1125861403393392644

>>17692222

Should I buy SQQQ?

>>17692245
oh baby

>>17692278
Mmmm maybe continuous nonstop QE for 11 years along with permanently low interest rates and massively overvalued stocks wayyy beyond any realistic price to earnings ratio is a problem. That and real wages not increasing while housing, healthcare, education, and auto loans have skyrocketed could be an issue. Or massive wealth inequality fueled by Republitard cut taxes and deficit spend forever, future be damned. Pick all or some of the above. Add the fact Millenials are not breeding and buying shit because the Boomer Republicans strangle them to that as well

>>17692278
>4% CFR on the age group who runs the country
WE'RE FUCKED AHAHAA

>>17692290
at least 1000, you dont want FOMO on this one trust me

>>17692193
Shhhh
Anon look at how pathetic it’s dreams are. No need to crush its hopes. It thinks the only way it can succeed is for the world to end.

SPY will end up above 285 if they pump at 3:45 again, as is tradition now apparently

>>17692278
Italy healthcare will be better than most countries ironically, what makes the difference is all the people wearing masks but no country in the west will do it because they listen to nigger in charge at the WHO.

>>17692285
lol i thought it was based terry at first

>>17692245
>market still going up
what a joke

>>17692278
I think i read somewhere that a 94-year-old recovered from coronavirus lol

>3.20% green

The fed going all-in

Quickly running out of time to get in SNSS before EPS/CC

>>17692245
bullish for the market

>>17692290
considering the markets are almost certainly going to get fucked up soon (see >>17692245
) i'd say do it

>>17692222
DIGITS CONFIRM MY TRADES

>>17692316
Just give it a bit.

POOMP IT

>>17692318
I hope someones retarded enough to bet money on this anecdote.
did you know that "recovered" patients are still testing positive?
ooof...

>>17692320

>3.70% green since posted

COME ON WHAT THE FUCK

FEDS SECURING GREEN DAY, WILD PUMP LADS

>>17692316
I'm under control now.

>>17692338
>4%
HAAA?

>>17692245
Priced in

Why is it going up lmao do they even read the news

>Only negative news today
>Market keeps going up

FUCK IT JUST BOUGHT 10,000 SHARES OF SNSS LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

>>17692245
IT'S OVER?

Feds pumping to distract from failed stimulus deal, time to get some deals.

>>17692352
buy puts

>>17692350
Trump and his boys just got out of a meeting. its a fed pump.

>>17692350
>>17692352
t. retards

WE'RE BACK BULLBROS!!!

INO $2 EOW

>>17691487
Algos mostly, probably responding to trumps desperate attempts to pump. Also japan and other countries making massive stimulus.

But really. The market rarely goes straight down like this, there’s always bounces as shorts cover and people FOMO in.

I like how they pump near the close to get those headlines. They'd be better of going full Andrew Yang and giving every mutt 1k usd.

>>17692336
thats not the point

>>17690913
Wtf is this shit

>>17692352
we crashed like 8% yesterday
what in the fuck do you expect?

>>17690968
whats the story with this shit and what is happening with the conference on the 12th?

YES BRO JUST BUY THE DIP BRO

>>17692352
it'll be red tomorrow

25K BULLBROS

>SQQQ nearing my stop
uhhhhhh

>25K

>25K

>25K

How are they able to pump it this much? Yesterday's pumps were pathetic

>Climbs to 25k today before closing
>Drops to 22k tomorrow
Cap it

What a shame Yugi boy...
It seems your little bear market monster bobo has been defeated.
Its time to show you my trap card...

>>17692378
yeah it's obvious they do it towards the end to prevent the evening news from talking about it as much later on

>>17692245
By the way, this isn't i'd all widespread, no one knows about this, it isn't a headline anywhere except on twitter, I wonder if it'll actually get attention and cause a massive drop tomorrow

Da fuq is this pump? Up over 900,, give me a break!

>>17692350
>do they even read the news
Uhm yeah, europe saying they will literally pump everything to avoid Corona hitting the european economy. Not to mention that Trump is actively talking with GOP about a senate Corona plan which is probably half way through already

>implying i wont be holding my puts overnight

>>17692396
Buy more

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/10/nyc-coronavirus-cases-are-coming-in-so-intensely-now-mayor-de-blasio-says.html?__source=sharebar|twitter&par=sharebar
>They’re coming in so intensely now that being able to give you a detailed case breakdown, we’re not in that position to do that at this moment because there are so many coming forward

Who knew that martial law was bullish? Lockdown the west coast and watch the dow soar past 30k

can you feel the poomp boys

>>17692272
I am holding it for the long term so day to day price action doesn't matter to me. Scooping it up for cheap.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hmmmm...
Add to my SH?
And to my SVXY?

DOW 25K BY 4

>$23 SQQQ
BUY BUY BUY

50% LOSSES AT THE BOTTOM
THIS IS THE REAL HALVENING!!!
THIS IS THE END OF THE BOOMER'S REIGN
A NEW ERA IS ABOUT TO BEGIN

>4%%%% GREEN
>4%%%% GREEN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DO I BUY SQQQ BEFORE THE CLOSE????

bought SPY puts when it was 286 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hahahahaha fucking bear losers stocks only go up!

>>17692396
Move your stop down

Well, now that that whole "down" nonsense is over with, can we stop posting pink wojaks for a good long while?

>>17691147
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ayy

Lmao

imma really need that total economic collapse right about now

>>17692410
NEVERMIND IT MADE A MASSIVE HEADLINE
PREPARE FOR THE DROP

>>17692382
Markets have bottomed out fatter than Alexis Texas and just like real life you better stick your little dick in if you want to get off hard

mfw

Just bought 500 SQQQ

America just opened multiple containment zones and the market is pumping? I dont think so mumu

BACK INTO YOUR KEK SHED BEAR NIGGERS

Dow will drop to 20k at weeks end.

>>17692435
YES

This is where people should enter new shorts on indices, let's see if there's enough shorting

More importantly, do I sell my KOS, NOG, and GUSH before closing?

>>17692461
This happened just now by the way, it wasn't there a few seconds ago

BEAR COME BACK TOO SOON FEDS SAVE IT PLEASE

>>17692422
Oh shit it is literally over. Blood red tomorrow with another circuit breaker hit.

mfw lost a buncha money cause im not reading headlines and watching msnbc 25/7 like a boomer

>>17692435
OF COURSE YOU FOOL. MAKE THAT MONEY TOMORROW.

>>17692382
bull trap

Bull trap over
We're going down now.

>>17692285
>My name is Assfuck McGriddle
based

Bears ITT truly believe yesterday was a stock market crash and not just one bad day LUL
No fedpumps, no nothing. This growth is sustainable, organic, and dare I say BULLISH

>everyone here is buying SQQQ
i knew i should have closed my positions earlier. it's cursed now. bulls are back.

WE BACK FELLOW BEARNIGS

Whose ready for it to drop like a stone in the last 5 minutes again?

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/oil/

Brilliant

I cant buy SQQQ on my Stash investing tool, what do I do?

>>17692411
>Da fuq is this pump? Up over 900,, give me a break!
It's the federal reserve's cronies spending money they printed out of thin air.
It is the money in your wallet being devalued in front of your eyes.
I gigantic wealth transfer to save the ownership class that is stuck in the market.
They need time to cut their losses while the pension funders and 401k wagies are left to get raped.
That's how this all works

funny line go up, bears btfo

NY cant have any cases if the guard executes them all

jesus fuck why are they pumping it so hard, it's only going to make it even worse tomorrow

>>17692496
literally nothing except coronachan matters

>fed stops pumping for a couple of minutes
>stonks go down
kek

This market is 100% divorced from reality and has been for a long time.

BUY

THE PUMP DIDNT LAST GET IN HERE BEAR BROS

>>17692314
>based terry
he dead tho

>keep bouncing between 3.10 and 3.80%

>>17692508

NATIONAL GUARD DEPLOYED IN NEW YORK

That will be tomorrow's headline across the nation. Let that sink in.

Lol @ retarded bulls overreacting at every fed pump

>>17692424
Oh shit that reminds me I need to go hardware store and buy a new hose for my air compressor.

>>17692524
Stonks are going down because trump's failed economy plan barely made the headlines a few minutes ago

>>17692355
Idiot. How can you still fall for that shit....

>>17692524
>What would happen if I took off the pump?
>>It would be incredibly painful.
>Come on, you're a big institution.
>>For you.

>>17692524
>hurr fed pump
>hurr fed no pump
>fed fed fed
What's it like being brain dead, MR. nigger? Robinhood working for you yet?

Aren't people worried about another Biden Bounce tomorrow?
Or is Bernie going to win tomorrow?

REMINDER: the REAL pump isn't until 15:45

Why the FUCK does my broker say it's illegal to buy SQQQ because of EU legislation???
Only selling is allowed. What the FUCK does that even mean???

>>17692517
I know it’s the fed, but over 800 point juice, ridiculous!

>>17692553
kek

>>17692535
lmaoing at smoothbrain bears saying “IDS HABEENIG” at every tiny downward fluctuation when clearly the TREND shows obvious bullish tendencies
your puts are fucked, Bobo

>>17692461
>journos, who have suddenly just decided that this wasnt just a flu bruh, are politicizing an epidemic
fucking shocking

not to say the dons hands are clean either.
every single world politician and intl health org has been downplaying this up until like a week a ago to minimize economic damage, and to try and avoid a scandal that could lead to loss of votes.
and whaddya know? it didnt work.
this blood is on all their hands

the fact that congress and the executive branch are completely unable to agree on anything other than multibillion dollar defense bills, or renewing the patriot act, should come as a surprise to absolutely no one.

>>17692524
>>stonks go down
They literally cannot. They confuse up with down once in a while but it doesn't last.

S&P red by EOD calling it now.

>>17692545
No, we fucking clearly rejected the top of the daily range where it was expected for people to start enter new shorts. Stop fucking mixing everything that happens in the market with headlines or the fed. Holy fuck, you can really tell we got a few retards in here again after the sticky, thanks again mods

>>17692533
Yeah it's a damn shame. I'm just glad I was able to dump my KNG before it went even lower.

ON OUR WAY DOWN - GET THOSE SQQQ CHEAP BROS

I WANT TO SHORT THE DOW!
What you I buy? ;_;

>>17692562
how many times do we have to go over this?
bernie cannot win because his party will not let him
period.
end of story.

>>17692475
Oil dropping tomorrow?

how will the 0% payroll tax affect the market?

>>17692565
sell TQQQ instead heh

>>17692590
This
>>17692585

keep buying the dip people so we can open -10% tommorow at open

BUY BUY BUY
IGNORE US CONTAINMENT ZONES
BUY BUY BUY

Tomorrow might actually still be green also. People bought up Trump's address in the aftermarket and are probably going to eat up the shit in 2 hours. The crash might be delayed to next month.

Also fuck my greed, was waiting for $23 SQQQs and people are dumping now. Feds will still probably pump 1 more time.

>>17692565
buy a 2x leveraged

>>17692449
>>17692450
:o
(Same fag?)

When the fed pumps, does it just keep the shares forever, or does it eventually sell?

>>17692573
markets have been going down for weeks now bro

>Trump’s meeting with Senate Republicans ends with no resolution on coronavirus economic plan
wait, wait, that's just the Senate Republicans
no mention of the Dems
it's so over

>>17692568
It just shows how CONFIDENT and BULLISH we should be, fellow hard working American man! :) Our leaders have this one under control! No need to sell! Just hang on and you will have you money back in 6 or 7 years after the dip! Than you for looking out for me, government. I am very happy to know the boys in charge have our best interests in mind

>>17692590
heroin

>>17692582
nah

>>17692614
It doesn't pump, that's the truth.

Overnight repos, yes, actual day pumps that reflect in stock prices, no. The market reacts to potential future pumps.

>>17692614
I hope you a trolling

>>17692592
We know this but the markets jumped last Wednesday when Biden won. A Bernie loss isn't priced in yet

>>17692595
that all depends on the soviets and towel heads.

>>17692459
It was canceled. We're back to the bull run now.

>>17692606
$23 Pretty greedy, $23.50 is still solid buys

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO IT WAS OUR'S TURN BULLBROS WHY IS IT DUMPING I JUST BOUGHT 20,000 DOLLARS WORTH OF CALLS AND I DON'T HAVE ANY DAY TRADES LEFT

>>17692590
citigroup puts

Why is the bond yield surging?

>>17692618
Republicans hold the majority of the senate though. It's all fugged.

>>17692606
the national guard is quarantining a town in NY, this shit is going to drop this month, the market is fucking delusional today and if this isn't a FED pump, then I am a tranny nigger faggot. There is a literal quarantine zone within spitting distance of the biggest financial center in the world.

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1237418127975211010

>>17692605
This is nerve-wrecking. I'm out. See you at the closing bell.

>>17692647
Because it hit an all-time low yesterday, didn't it?

>>17692642

>>17692635

No, I've just never traded a stock in my life. I've been watching CNBC for fun since 2004. I'm not an investor, I just love happenings

Whether you are a bull or a bear remember anons: we are all part of one human family of friends!

my computer broke for real this time. at least we golden bull. hope i didnt lose any important password

>>17692598
Is that actually the same thing?

Holy shit we were reset all the way back to 2017 today for a moment

Nice “recession” beartards

>>17691326
Just short your own market, BZQ, as good on the upside, less chance of loss as no US gov pumps

>>17692658
this piece of info alone should have caused a red day

The entire market is swinging like fucking crazy right now.

>>17692245
Buy SPXU

>>17692674
we didn't even test december 2018 lows bro...

>>17692463
Something about her face seemed too retarded for me. Also that gap tooth. Couldn’t ignore that face.

>>17692632
Thank you.

Watch the yield on the 10year if you want to see what the market is going to do. Algos are watching trump, the 10 year, and oil.

>>17692680
It will tomorrow.

It's going to be another crab week.

>>17692614
*fed drops its giant dick on the table and says we DCAd our market until we hit a trillion and market just doubled* student loan bailouts for EVERYONE

Is it a bad idea to invest in oil/petroleum companies?

I'm looking at Callon petroleum, Oasis petroleum and Whiting petroleum

They're all below a dollar, should I BUY? What are the odds of those companies going under?

High volatility market.

Will it close at +4.0?

>>17692671
Oh no!
Now you /phone posting/ like a real robinhood pro trader!

I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!

IS THE COLLAPSE HAPPENING OR NOT?

Pristine pumps in the last 15, I'm prepared for +4.0 EOD

>>17692706
the odds of them going under increases exponentially with respect to the amount of time the crude oil price stays below $40

With news of lockdowns popping up all over the country, I would seriously watch the AYTU stock. If corona virus is seriously just ramping up, and AYTU gets sole ownership of covid19 test kit distribution, their stock could still moon. They hit %700 increase today after news of their distribution hit.

Thoughts???

>>17692641
i bet it had nothing to do with democratic primaries
theres so much other shit going on rn behind the scenes
doing big moves during publicly perceived major events is a way to mask insider trading.

compare this election cycle to the last one
almost no one cares about this one because the incumbent is trump, and his opponents are all even less likeable than shillary somehow. and most legitimate progressive voters are quite literally still bernt out from last cycle when they were robbed (and if they somehow forgot, iowa just reminded them)

>>17692672
kinda, it's 3x leveraged that goes with the nasdaq. idk the full ins and outs of it so google it before you do anything

>>17692706
Give it a few months at least, OPEC meets again in June so you have until then.

>>17692714
We told you about the crab, man.

MY FUCKING BONDS
FUCKING CORONA STIMULUS

easy 25K dow today, bullbros

>>17692720
The "collapse" is a meme spouted by commie leftypol trannies
Just ignore it

1 trillion dollar pump

>>17692706
yes
wait for OPEC meeting

>>17692720
yep, but fed is delaying it by printing money at max speed.

Unsustainable though, even if the market somehow lasts the week it'll crash when USD drops to nothing.

>going to hold short positions overnight
It will be a green day tomorrow just because of this.

We're buying reverse index funds before close right /smg/?

>>17692265
It doesnt

up 4.0

un-fucking-believeable.

>>17692720
>he thought ten cases of chink flu would kill the economy
Absolute STATE of bears and their disciples

>>17692730
The stocks that really surged were healthcare related

>>17692265
Stock represent a share in the company. This matters for the owners because if they ever want to sell the company, stock price determines how much they will get for selling their massive amount of shares >50% aka ownership. Small guys like us just ride the wave.

>>17692727
Who else is in the running for covid vaccines?

>>17692758
I did it. I can't imagine a literal quarantine zone in New York being anything but maximum fear.

>>17692747
>USD drops to nothing
Literally my wet dream

>>17692669
Get a life. Get a hobby

>>17692747
back to leftypol freak

guys this happens almost every day now you shouldn't be so surprised. massive manipulation going on

When was the last time we didnt have a 1,000+ point intra-day swing?

>>17692742
Pic related was elevated by a collapse

USD/EUR pumping.

>>17690913
niggers the stock market is dead. give up. you dont even got a 25k dow

>>17692579
Trump would have to drop dead in the next 10 minutes with coronavirus on live TV for that to happen

are we gonna see 25k closing today bros?

>>17692777
Miga shill

>>17692710
muh laptop
all my pictures are gone now and I gotta go buy a new one. see you all tonight and at Chillies tell them, I was hella green

>>17692758
I mean that's what I'm doing. I don't think holding USO calls overnight right now is anything more than a gamble.

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

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>>17692766
thats far from the only thing going on rn
as we just saw yesterday
that crash wasnt because of corona
it was because of oil

happening canceled. DOW is up 4%

>>17692764
He thought dropping 8% in one day and 16% in two weeks was completely normal in his bull market

Oy vey

>>17692677
the markets are still believing the gov pumps? gees

Got my TD account set up no shit 5 minutes too late for the fed pump today and I don’t wanna hold anything overnight, plays for tomorrow? SQQQ?

yield up 60% !!! as expected! people are selling the top... wti and natty massively up! spx looking quite gud. corona numbers from the west and south korea looking like actually less than a seasonal flu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dW6aNAZGTM

>>17692782
pic related was also completely ass fucked by commies

>>17692777
Not leftypol, I'd really prefer we don't have another Great Depression but it's looking pretty inevetable. Either markey crash or dollar crash.

I bought 5 SQQQ as my first trade, hope you're proud of me smg :-)

I used Robinhood too!

OK I haven't lost money for awhile brb buying HEAR for earnings going to see if I can double my money

>>17692664
Bond yield is subj>>17692669
ect to the same market forces as stocks

>>17692793
F

Gonna have to make a lot of new arts to make up for those pics!

>>17692727
How would they possibly get sole ownership of test kits? LabCorps and Quest are both major companies who are already sending out kits, and even small companies are in the game with the likes of Co Diagnostics selling to Europe

>>17692818
>corona numbers from the west and south korea looking like actually less than a seasonal flu

of course they are you stupid fuck

>>17692265
the stock price reflects the valuation of a company. a highly valuable company has an easier time raising cash: it is easier to issue and sell new shares, easier to get creditors to sign loans, and the interest rate on said loans tends to be lower. otherwise a high valuation is mostly beneficial to the shareholders.

but generally, you have it backwards. a company that is suspected to not do well, not be able to pay their wages, not innovating and so on will drop in value.

FUCK EVERYTHING

Wednesday is going to be CATASTROPHIC!

>he fell for the "corona will make more than a dent in the economy meme"

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>>17692622
So what now? Are we making new daily highs because algos started hearing about the news they didn't hear about earlier? No wonder you're poor, holy shit

>>17692981
>>17693022
WHO DO I BELIEVE?

Please pray for me I'm poor, retarded, and gay.

>>17692884
even percentages, not absolute numbers :) death rate below seasonal flu

>>17692496
>No fedpumps
Bulls are ACTUALLY this stupid

>>17693034
>The Great Depression just ended in a week bro!
>The Great Recession just ended in a week bro!
>There are no economic impacts to canceling all public events across the world!
>There are no impacts from the dramatic drop in share prices!
Believe what you believe.

>>17692279
I must be late
Godspeed anon

Does vangaurd offer any eurodollar futures what about Schwab?

>>17692829
>SQQQ
robinhood just fucked its credit

>>17693215
Late for what?

>>17692300
Digits here speaking the truth.
Obama was no better the moment he got into office and instituted government sachs policies and no banking reform whatsoever.
All politicians should hang.