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working hard to prop it up

>>17690054
>no flat chested gf doing stocks
why even live?

>NY deploying national guard
It’s ogre

it going down this week too

FUCKING

BIBLICAL

What do niggers and Robinhood have in common? They both don't work

post good crab market music
https://youtu.be/6OmLrp3YcKU

are there no jannys in /biz/? op pic keeps getting posted and that titty bounce webm stayed up earlier

>>17690084
how many people have saved my pic of pajama lain

I push my fingers into my....

FTSE HAS FALLEN EUROPE WILL CLOSE RED, CRASH IS HERE HODL FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS

>>17690054
How likely is spy to pump eod? I wanna load up on puts

>>17690080
a bunch of shows and big events are starting to be cancelled/postponed too. It's getting real

>>17690080
HOLY SHIT

Who is ready for the chinese century?

>>17690076
No wonder why she is crying while jerking off, women in stocks are terrible and she would have been better off getting a boobjob.

>>17690108
Lain is a slut

is there a term for making intentionally bad trades because you think its funny?

crab market a shit

>>17690102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNW7yKgKgTc

>>17690080
>not fake
Jesus Christ. One death is all it took too.

>>17690102
this is creeping me out man

I can't imagine a bear right now holy fuck

I'm so fucking long right now.

>>17690127
Kek is this a joke? Less countries are going to want to do business with China now.

>>17690108
Get over yourself

>>17690141
Dems want the economy to burn so
"drumpf look bad"

>>17690080
Are they going to choke to death and arrest the virus for resisting?

>>17690152
You're right, Long SQQQ

Hugless, kissless, friendless, jobless, and now ... penniless. My life is a first-person comedy show and the final punchline will, I feel more and more, inevitably be suicide. Let's just see how next week goes and if my puts will recover.

On the bright side if I keep killing myself in each instance of reincarnation there will for sure be one life where I make it.

>>17690138
being retarded?

>>17690138
I believe you're looking for "total and complete mental retardation"

>>17690080

why aren't the markets tanking then, this pump is fake and gay!

>>17690138

>>17690138
Might as well go to the casino at this point

>>17690168

just keep trying bro

>>17690138
Being retarded? Do you find cock and ball torture enjoyable too because maybe your money could be better spent on an Asian mistress with cute feet who you can address as Mistress Corona.

>>17690152
>Longing a dead cat bounce right after NY deploys NG
You’re fucked

Well boys i just put the rest of my cash in SQQQ, get ready for the bull run

Just got out of my cagie. Too late for inverse etf or are we going down all day?

>>17690138
>Makes bad trade so you have a handicap in order to recover your money
It's a 5D chess player

>>17690168
when are they expiring anon?

SNSS AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17690145
TO THEM IT MEANS NOTHING

TO THEM IT MEANS NOTHING

TO THEM IT MEANS NOTHING

TO THEM

AT ALL

>>17690200
With volatility like this you might as well flip a fucking coin.

daily reminder that you should move to Romania and become my fren

>>17690168
Fucking die incel scum lmao. Have sexerino !

>>17690102
https://youtu.be/WJU7GjDRTV0

>>17690200
Its a crab market atm

>>17690200
>>17690217
wait for the next pump and buy SQQQ, market is going down in the mid-term (2 weeks)

>>17690211
>playing penny stocks in the year of our lord 2020

>>17690211
If you're ahing at that price you've come too late to the party.

>>17690200
we're all buying SQQQ here trusting the pump

>>17690108
you draw this? thanks I love it

What is the point of this crab market? No one buys, no one sells, no one profits. Seriously what is the point?

>>17690168
How are your puts doing poorly when everything is tanking?

>>17690159
>IDS A CUNTSPIRACY
Every time

>>17690257
To delay the inevitable depression.

>>17690139
>down 2500 1 week
>up 400 next week
>down 2000 1 day
>up 300 the next day
>crab market

its a mexican standoff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PgAKzmWmuk

Abandon hope all ye who enter here

>>17690257
Thats the point
It's just bad

>>17690257
None of those 3 things are true

Who else holding comfy?

Remember net buyers never suffer during recessions.

Besides mommy and daddy will bail me out if I can't pay my bills so I don't need to panic sell.

>>17690139
how do I long crabs

>>17690153
If china isnrhr only country with manufacturing and a not fucked economy and workforce countries wont have a choice

Lmao at tlt guy. If fed cutting rates is going to bring long duration down more then why were bonds never this low despite 7 years of zero bound ahahahaha. Literally the only reason they were this low is because flat yield curve, but it's uninverting and you are about to get absolutely fucked. Don't be a goy and buy the top.

>>17690199
should have waited til nearer eod for that

>>17690281
This

BULLBROS

WE ARE MOONING

HOLY FUCK

TRUMP SOLVED THE VIRUS

(My portfolio is 100% long)

>>17690159
This, as well as declaring state of emergency for them fed guvment sheckles.

>>17690298
based mommy and daddy

>>17690315
Why is it uninverting?

>>17690295
Wanna argue semantics now?

>>17690298
not just comfy
Exuberant. This is the best bull market ever.

>>17690247
well the price is only going lower so we're all losing

>>17690281
Based, its bear to crash

>>17690159
COPE

Last pump before the dump at the end?

what the fuck is going on

>>17690339
How is it semantics? Most volume is bots and bots still buy, sell, and profit in a crab market.

>>17690359

bull stampede

>>17690185
I... fug. That's pretty hot.

>>17690359
One last ride before the slaughter. At least for today.

>>17690159
Fiscal irresponsibility is just the absolute state of america in general now. A true republican would be a bear right now hoping market valuations hit reasonable levels so that people's money gets allocated better through the economy and so they can buy some solid picks at a reasonable rate of return.

savanon, when are we going to moon already

>>17690107
Sounds like you have some work to do, faggot

>>17690257
Market has always done a bounce after a drop. If the market goes even slightly red today, it's a historic event that will send the bots into a selling death spiral that no pump can stop. PPT has to protect +0.001% while also using as little ammo as possible because every Tuesday for the next five months will need to be crabby Tuesday to follow 50 Shades of Mondays in order to keep Frankenstein's bull staggering onward.

this volume is pathetic tbqh

>>17690160
underrated

I bought a fuckton of Kosmos at 0.71

>>17690359
idiots being parted with their money

>>17690359
>literally the same midday pump we've seen EVERY DAY

>W-What's going on guys??!

>>17690359
You are witnessing how rational and efficient markets are

Keep holding, right guys? I'll just start looking at it upside down everyday! Out of 832 total invested, 18% down, for reference

>no /smg/ anywhere in the title
YOU FUCKED UP OP YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER

>>17690404
>YOU FUCKED UP OP YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER
i know :(

>>17690380
this makes sense actually, just wish it wasn't killing my puts

>>17690359
Bog Market

>>17690401
>832 total
back to mommy's credit card

>>17690411
Oh shit i'm sorry, i didnt mean to be this mean.
I'm just a bit emotional at the moment.

>>17690332
3 month yield has absolutely crated, and there is some incline on the spread of .7 10 year and .4 3 month and 2 year now. It's the largest spread we've had in months, 3 month gonna go to ~0 and curve will start actually pricing in risk and inflation.

>>17690054
retarded op forgot the header... nobody is even going to be able to find the thread now.

>>17690211
There's no AHHHHHH here, anon.

>>17690404
kek

>>17690401
More like keep buying. If you're not DCAing through the dip, you're doing it wrong

>>17690401
Why don't you buys puts? Let me control your account lmao

>>17690159
Fuck off /pol/nigger

>>17690428
I had it coming. But don't worry, we'll all make it. This will pass
>>17690439
I'm sorry

>>17690159
go back to /ptg/ boomer

>>17690428
Don't apologize. It's the best way to ingrain lessons from mistakes.

>>17690439
Maybe it'll slow down the thred a bit. Too fast lately.

>>17690451
I sold all of my KNG. No point in holding something that's going to depreciate in value. Get something consumable and sell it to some one that wants to process it or consume it.

>>17690468
There's too much negative energy out there man.
We have to spread positive vibes, peace and love in this wonderful world, even if i'm down 15% and falling.

Pump is already falling, is the ammo running out? (they will print more?)

>>17690418
this but unironically, bogmoney has been dipping and pumping several stocks over the past three weeks to get suckers capital buying them out of their commitments.
In the end it will all come crashing down when there's only boomer tardtraders and Fed pumps left

>>17690316
Why SQQQ and why EOD?

>>17690464
I forgive you OP.

Shit ONTX is looking like buy back in territory soon. LMAO where is fat green bags guy? Imagine if he sold at .70s and bought back in now.

wonder how much baggies gook gf will be worth in this market

>>17690488
This is more of an indecision candle kinda day. Everybody waits to see what everybody else is gonna do.

REFR CHEAPIES CHECK OUT THE FUCKING WEBSITE THIS SHIT WILL MOON IN LIKE 1-2 YEARS

Bad Moon Rising

>AAL up 10%
>Puts haven't changed at all
Does literally everyone know the fed is pumping this shit? That's kind of funny

>>17690513
why would anyone pay for what they can get for nothing? now a white gf on the other hand

>>17690530
>that falling wedge
another spike incoming?

>>17690501
Last couple of days we've been seeing huge movements in the last hour or so

>>17690521
Looking at all the markets you look right, asia did positve but it is a dead cat, europe red, future is up and down and US looks the same, tomorrow will be tough

>>17690306
Sell options.

>>17690513
Have you seen that ugly hag?

>>17690540
>wh*te gf
lol what a scrub

peopl estarting to slowly realize it's not as bad as estimated by market right now

Mainly because of seasonality and steep recovery.

Going down more wouldn't make any sense.

>>17690576

>>17690576
>being this delusional

>Sorry y'all got a cold. Free rent for everyone!

>PPT working overtime

>>17690576
Nothing has made sense since about February 20th.

>>17690501
end of day pump is possible and we've been going up on the whole since late morning

>>17690576
If you think coronavirus is the only reason markets are down, you're in for a shock.

>>17690576
401k feeling a little light, eh Gramps?

>>17690523
>REFR shill still at it
Motherfucker, REFR always goes up to 4 and drops to 3. Zoom out to any retard thinking this will ever moon, it's a short only.

>>17690595
Actually based. This is how you actually prevent an economy from imploding during a crisis.

The JewSA would never suspend any debt payments for regular people.

>>17690598
It made sense to factor in exponential spread about then. The problem is the lack of such spread in seasonally warm and wet climates.

That's slowly being factored in. The climate sensitivity.

>>17690576
>I-it's not that bad we lost 7% in one day but we are up 1.5 today, tomorrow things will be alright
You better hodl or you will lose your money and kinda deserve it.

>>17690595
>mortage = rent
found the retard.

>>17690602
Im thinking about buying then around 3pm depending how on much it goes. What do you think a good amount to buy is?

>>17690617
I made +100%+ on shorting.

I'm up over 220% for 2020.

I was a staunch bear in February and March up till this recent fri/monday

I'm just processing patterns m8. Those signals are

>>17690595
Just waiting for Xeattle to pull some shit like this. They already made it so people can't be evicted in the winter months.

>>17690595
wait, doesn't this blow up the credit banks?

>>17690621
If the US gave everyone some free money, things would be solved?

>>17690657
The government can shit liquidity into the banks at its discretion, you can't shit liquidity into people's pockets when they are trapped in their houses.

>>17690298
I'm holding, not from any expectation of return or long term stability, but rather I just don't care anymore.

>>17690669
lmao, classical obamanomics

>>17690229

First confirmed Death in NJ
Get ready for NY PA and MD to go into panic mode

>>17690685
Obama was born in Zimbabwe after all

>>17690669
It's just postponing payments until the crisis is over to prevent people from literally defaulting on their mortgages while they are prevented from working. It is common sense. It's not "free money".

>>17690565
yeah, youd have to pay me to fuck that

>>17690102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI-Za28UIuA

>>17690441
hey whats going on and when would be a good time to jump on?

>>17690697
Are we sure the person died because of the virus? People don't die from sniffles, they die from like cardiac arrest or some other cause.

>>17690681
so it ends up building government debt instead?
Guess it's not an immediate danger, but it will have a pricetag.

OH SHIT I OVERSLEPT!

What’d I miss?

DUMP BACK ON
GO GO GO GO GO

>>17690298
>Besides mommy and daddy will bail me out if I can't pay my bills so I don't need to panic sell
>living on the same house as mommy and daddy
>can't have sex party nor fuck any girl
What are you doing with your life?

>>17690716
whenever, we crab now

>>17690576
So, what you think is sensible and what the market does are two entirely separate things. This is a classic trap to fall in to. Happens to both bulls and bears all the time.

>>17690725
Yeah government debt during a crisis is a given, better than a complete economic collapse.

>>17690115
Keep your eye on the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo. They've been adamantly against cancelling the event in the face of this, despite the growing number of cases in the Houston area. If they do finally concede and end it early, you know shit is getting real.

>>17690728
Well for one thing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and then there's also
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and lets not forget
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

>>17690737
Its all secured, kiddo.

>>17690721
>people don't die from being set on fire, they asphyxiate.

>>17690743
but for now long? aren't earnings today?

>>17690728
Cat bounce, markets are unstable, tomorrow all red, europe closed red again, asias meh, futures looking a bit better than the rest,

>>17690643
no idea. also consider that any positive news re: oil might make a pump before tomorrow open, or even a positive eod might make us green for another day or two. it's impossible to tell at the moment. i am thinking it will go down further than this (hence being in sqqq) but i wouldnt even guess when. just buy what you can afford to lose i guess

>>17690467
>>17690458
>not thinking that politicians will incite fear to hinder the chances of their opposition
Anon's this isn't conspiracy theory it is just true, sorry.

WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING UP?
STOP BUYING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17690740
You can if you live in a Mansion with them and they're never home.

>>17690728
Nothing much really.

Is the pump not strong enough?
Why is it barely climbing back 2%?

>6.2% death rate in italy
>even when you account for unreported cases the death rate like higher than 3.4%
>just a flu bro
IMAGINE BEING THIS FUCKING STUPID

anyone else keep getting ads for investing in that cbd vending machine startup? i'm thinking of going in

>>17690728
It's completely fucked. I've sold all my KNG to get more USO calls. Bears have won.

>>17690794
this IS the pump, it would be red without it

My employer only lets us update out 401k once a year in November. I’m on Mr. Bones Wild Ride and I want off.

>>17690721
No idea if he had any underlying illnesses or anything. He was 60 so it's possible.

>HODLing
>DCAing

Lmao just buy inverse etfs/ puts for gains then cash out and buy the bottom

>>17690777
Thanks!
Is that all? Maybe I should just go back to sleep.

Divine trips checked

>>17690054
Source of the pic?

I got some shares of SQQQ around 24.80, is holding this going be the long play? What other options are there right now to look into?