/biz/ - Business & Finance

Prepare for dump

fuck crabs and fuck tripfags

PUMP MORE I NEED MORE SQQQ

NDAQ hitting double digits today

i dont know this "pump" seems fake and gay

We ending today green

>Gold

>he doubted the power of the Fed
>he thought that he could make easy money off of shorting the market

YOU
WILL
ATONE

https://thefly.com/landingPageNews.php?id=3048477&headline=OXY-Occidental-Petroleum-trading-halted-news-pending

OXY trading halted.

Everyone is too bearish.

That means I'm long and have been long.

I dunno how people don't understand this.

get ready to sticky, mods

Please r8

Fuck fedniggers

>>17688975
Feds aint shit nigger

IT"S GOING UP FUCK YEAH TRUMP IS GOD

They are so desperate to keep it over 24 kek

At what signal do we buy back in boys. For me it's indications that c-virus is somewhat under control and understood

buy SQQQ on daily pumps

go into TQQQ when New York State is quarantined, for that will be the bottom

>>17688977
Baggie was being Bearish which is a massive red flag.

Recovery EOW

today just isn't my day
heck these past weeks haven't been my weeks
certify me retarded as I only lose moeny in this prime market
Help anons

>>17688977
yeah not sure why people aren't being contrarian for the sake of it

THREADLY REMINDER DON'T PANIC
SSO (DBPG for euroanons) is a 2x leveraged ETF based on the S&P 500 and it is one of the few leveraged ETFs that existed before the Great Financial Crisis of 2008. Had you bought SSO (DBPG) at the literal top of the market before the recession in October 2007, as of this moment, you would have gains of 176%. Had you bought the underlying SPY on the same day you would have gains of 98%. So had you bought the leveraged ETF, even at the worst possible time, you still would have ended up with almost double the gains today.
Remember this the next time somebody throws shade on leveraged ETFs because of volatility decay. Buy the index based leveraged ETFs and win. Simple as that. And start buying now. Coronavirus could be as bad as the GFC and if you start buying in now with a little money and buy in more later as the prices drop you will still come out much better in the long run than buying SPY or worse, doing nothing at all. I'm buying and I'll be here when this thing is over to brag about my gains. Do not be afraid. We will get through this and this is your opportunity. Join me and get rich.
>nb4 >we

I pulled out $500k today, all my investments. I've never done that before in years. I truly fear a gigantic crash is coming

I hope rates go negative and the fed buys stocks from printed money. I want the dollar to die as fast as possible.

Did anyone in here actually managed to short the top?

When should I close out these Delta Airlines shorts?

>>17688998
>indications that c-virus is somewhat under control and understood
>he doesn't know

>entire global economy crashes
>While health systems are overwhelmed
>While grocery stores are empty
>While migrants flow rapidly into Europe
>While quarantines are being declared across developed countries
>While the US presidential election is underway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHDsEiA1IMs

Post your thread themes

SNSSanon. is The call today? do you think it will tank after it and then moon later?

>>17688980
F calls? Dude...

Reminder to short all foreign markets.

>>17688935
Hello sirs,
I was trying to research the oil stocks using your link in the post but I still do not understand.
Is it now a good times to buy the oil stocks?
Thank you for your help, sirs.

>>17689004
DIS puts

when this dump hits red
biz is dead

>>17689003
I sold all my KNG. Recovery won't be for another 2 weeks the earliest.

>>17688998
yes, that and china resuming production (verifiably)

>>17689018
What elections? We can't have elections in a national fucking emergency. We need stability of one leadership.

>>17689009
Based

nth for STEAK

>>17688975
Not the best guy to post considering the Polish Jew gets outplayed by the Autocrat and then died ingloriously while his wealth is used to build the bedrock of a new Imperium

>White house corona plan conference last night
>WE MADE A PIECE OF PAPER THAT TELLS PEOPLE HOW TO WASH THEIR HANDS

If you didn’t sell everything right then and there there’s something wrong with you

>>17688975
>fed using up all it's pump money and rate cuts now before Corona-Chan really takes hold
>they'll be totally out of tricks by the time Corona-Chan reaches max and starts offing boomers to the tune of thousands
pic related, I ain't atoning for shit nigger

>>17688975
But...I'm making money doing just that.....?

>>17689014
when you're satisfied
i've gotten rekt way more for being greedy than for being wrong, keep that in mind

>>17689014
I don't know, but you are incredibly based

>>17689013
Yeah 4 contracts mesh short. There's a guy in here that shorted the YM at 29426, he's up roughly $120k now or something like that

>>17689018
Why are we allowed to quarantine a virus but we aren't allowed to quarantine our countries so that brown people stop entering
It's a bit fucked, no?

China peaked (possibly)
Korea definitely peaked

>>17688975
FUCK THE FEDS>=}

The volatility remains crazy. Why can't the traders just calm down for a day?

>yfw you got to live to see it finally happen
>mfw still in my mid 20s

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE. AND IT IS GLORIOUS

>>17689016
That it already is and we have vaccines shown to work on animals?

>>17688977
There are times to be contrarian, they're called stable markets, or at the very least stabilizing markets. Opening with a thousand point game, to barely hanging onto 100, is not fucking stable.

>>17689077
people are trying to shift their money around to cover losses.

>>17689031
premiums too rich for my poor fag account
but thanks anon

>>17689071
Because the virus is ageist and primarily killing boomers, while mexicans are enlightened and kill everyone.

>>17689077
Both bears and bulls are playing at the same time today, choppy as fuck. Arguing with stock prices over who is right.

I think the bears are late to the trend, very risky.

>>17688997
>You were telling people to buy at 300 and then you were waiting for 200. Now it's 50?
I preach what I practice. 300 will look like a bargain sooner than you think. In the meantime I trade the price that is given to me. This dip is a great gift. Trade accordingly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLpur-fl2iU

Texas Covid-19 conference. Confirmed for airborne.

>>17689077
it's not particularly volatile. It's been heading steadily downwards outside of pumps.

>>17689071
That is the best part; What happens when the governments can afford to pay the brown people anymore?

>>17689074
This implies that the countries will be permanently shut down so that they can't get reinfected again from other countries that are still infected

>tfw don't understand contracts
>tfw missing out on a shit ton of money
>tfw wagie and have no time to learn shit
fug

>>17689016
Tell us your secrets
>>17689034
Yeah agreed mate

I'll be more scared if the Trump administration keep desperately trying out every technique there is to patch up this natural shitfest - and the indexes respond positively without any fundamentals

>>17689103
It was confirmed airbone like 3 weeks ago man

>>17689058
also coronavirus.org is the just the cdc site and the piece of paper they kept waving around isnt even on there

>>17689082
We're down test kits, we have no idea how bad it is in the US right now as Europe is going full lockdown.
>muh animals
Human testing is next, which means at least a year away.

And this trend /smg/?

nigga how are crashes real like hahahhaha nigga just like hahaha print money lmao

I can't cum until a crash happens.

Who shorting GUSH? Fucker is down 16%. You would have made bank. How much further will it drop?

>>17689083
I don't understand how my SPY 3/18 puts with 241 strike are up 25% while my SPXS BEAR fund is only up 2%

STOP PUMPING

>>17689027
https://www.thebalance.com/region-etfs-and-etns-1215142

here are some things for those interested

>>17689106
VIX is still above 50

I have now lost tons of money in my portfolio because I've held KL down over 25 percent, and GORO flash crashed and is down 17 percent. Also holding a 35 dollar KL call that dragged me back into the toilet eliminating other gains.

I don't even know if I should sell or hodl with how much I've lost I just can't see where I went wrong.

>>17689083
It's almost like you prove my fucking point.

Jesus fuck can you self-inspect your own points?

Not to be too condescending, but why are you trading if you are thinking this way?

THATS THE PERFECT FUCKING TIME TO REVERSE

>>17689127
Disinformation. Human trials are starting in the coming weeks. Testing kit availability isn't a problem if we always simply assume the worst and map symptoms to likely infection. Which is what we're doing, hence the panic.

YES KEEP BUYING I REQUIRE 24 DOLLAR SQQQ

FED STOP PUMPING ITS NOT THE RIGHT TIME

How fucked am I? Give it to me straight

>>17689077
I'm expecting this day to close green to trap dumb bulls again.

THE PUMPS

>>17689034
Any emissions from their factories yet?

>>17689111
They can keep testing regime high, put them at airports, if they can deal with 500 new cases a day and reduce that. They can deal with international cases.

>>17689106
the vix is at the top 2% of points it's ever been

>>17689162
Decently I guess

>>17689102
>using RH unironically
>buying shares outright

>>17689132
Give it time. Don't wear yourself out yet sweetie

>>17689128
skipping a flat rock on a lake

>>17689132
Is that a girl or a boy?

>trying to bet against a pandemic
>thinking you can beat a virus with exponential growth without hsurting down travel
>not realizing that nipping this in the bud would have reduced the massive economic damage we're about to see
Trump and all western countries deserve getting fucked. Its going to be the century of China, Japan, and Korea

this isn't over, look at vixcentral

>>17689077
When you know how much a single ES contract can net you in this market you'll be doing the exact same thing. Traders doesn't care if the market goes up or down or is very volatile, the market at its current state is like a heaven for traders

>>17689190
poor bears

Sorry bobos it's not that bad.

>>17689177
I like Robinhood though. Just tap tap tap profit. It's fun :(

>>17689115
it's really not complex. it's the same as buying and selling shares. only difference is strike price and expiration.
you're still buying the cheapest contracts you can and selling them for the highest you can.

>>17689082
lmao this vaccine will need months of testing, and by then corona will already be over

>>17688975
Doing well so far

Should I go all-in on oil? How low can it go?

>>17689158
Ze pump is eternal
Aeterna aqua sentinam

there is no such thing as a bear trap, only cheap SQQQ buys

Slow thread. Did everyone kill themselves

>>17689188
Looks like girl underwear to me

>>17688998
we fucking don't
unless you want to try piggy-backing on the feds, then buy at end of day today and the same time next week
Liquidity meeting tomorrow at the white house
Rate cut next wednesday

If those fail, get ready for a real crash

Wtf is going on, the dow is up 200% last time I checked. Did the PPT really have that much money lying around? I wanted a happening and these fags are manipulating the markets.

>>17689155
>Human trials are starting in the coming weeks.
And it takes almost a year before its over, retard.
> Which is what we're doing
No we aren't. There is no coherent plan as our federal government is trying to downplay this as hard as possible. HHS already admitted in Congressional testimony that we aren't prepared and underfunded.

>>17689224
We're never going to get the same traffic we did yesterday in the sticky.

>>17689211
If corona will already be over by then, then why is everyone so apocalyptic about it? Either case, the reaction has been utterly disproportionate.

>>17689009
How much did you lose to do so? Debating whether I stay in. I have $710k in the market and I've already lost $100k. That said, I am young, zero debt, high income and no need for the money so I am just going to let it ride. Convince me otherwise breh,.

>>17689204
her haircut makes her head look like a penis tip

>>17689204
source on images on the left?????????????

>>17689158
If they don't keep things even just the slightest bit green today, algos set their sights on 0 and never stop selling. A loss today means the bull's corpse explodes by the end of the week.

NOOOOO STOP RALLYING YOU STUPID MARKET FUCK YOU FEDS LET ME BE RICH YOU FUCKS

>>17689236
>lying around
Anon...

>>17689237
>I'll lie about everything!
Alright man. You do you.

>>17689212
What are you shorting?

GO MOMMY GO

>>17689243
>it doesnt take a long time, so it must be harmless

>>17689212
Are you sure we should still buy TLT? It's awfully high already

>>17689237
>And it takes almost a year before its over, retard.
This is for normal drug testing. Do you guys think this will be the case for this one too? I believe they're gonna fast track it

>>17689257
?

>>17688638
>it's the "policy response" that has been talked about for the past 24 hrs, but is going to cause the bears in here to shriek about manipulation
Right on CUE
>>17689236
>I wanted a happening and these fags are manipulating the markets.

>>17689249
>when your penis tip of a girlfriend sucks on your penis tip

Gayest thing ever.

>>17689248
best not to look at it, Dow was sub 8,000 12 years ago, went up 20,000

Well shit, I should've asked >>17689010
here rather than make a new thread. I forgot that we had shit other than coins.

Imagine buying now

So, how are things today, /smg/?

>>17689248
can u give me like 5k?

>>17689258
>>17689273
>REEEE I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW VACCINE PRODUCTION WORKS SO I'LL SAY HE'S LYING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYit9V11hCI

>>17689286
#blessed

>>17689273
I agree. When 1 in 7 boomers is at risk of dying over this WORLDWIDE (for real), they'll find a way to fast track this. FDA will be told to pound sound when the Fox News / MSNBC form a united front of 100% showing-up voters in November.

>>17689286
BEARISH AS FUCK
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>17689287
I made $3 and then lost $2

>>17689289
username, password, pin?

>>17689286
>everyone knows its the bottom
>everyone is bearish
>TV is saying it's fucked

perfect time to buy dude

>>17689273
One year is already incredibly fast. Having an FDA-approved vaccine 12 months from now is as fast-tracked as you can get. Even accelerated drug approvals take 6 months, and that's just FDA review time.

>>17689304
As if you do? Alright expert, establish those credentials you have.

>>17689286
I mean, if that was the only solution being attempted then yes. Why not hedge your bets?

>>17689286
#ThoughtsAndPrayers

I pulled my money out before it tanked below my initial investment and reinvested in XOM and CRT.

Will I be okay?

>>17689317
how much are mcchickens nowadays, can you get one for 1 dollar

>>17689287
100% return waiting room here. Fuck the feds.

>>17689248
You must be low risk. I went from 480k down to 350k

>>17689320
buy something and post your executed order

>>17689318
wat

>>17689330
I work in pharma doing FDA regulatory work, read my post >>17689328

Lots of armchair scientists in this thread shitlosting when they have a vaccine to be working on. Glad they could take the time out of their busy schedules to write about shit they know nothing about on an anime image board.

>>17689162
What the fuck were you thinking?

>>17689284
Isn't that pretty straight forward at your bank? Just make a custodial brokerage account and invest

>>17689305
Its a contract that allows you to sell a stock at a certain price.
If you buy one with strike price 9 and the price is 10, you have the right to buy a stock for 10 and resell it for 9. A nice profit of -1.

If the price hits 8, you gain the right to buy one at 8 and resell at 9.

The lower the price, the more profit you make

>>17689330
Watch the video, fucking retard. The guy in charge of the covid-19 vaccine is literally telling you the process and saying it wont be ready until NEXT year.

>>17689248
Pull it all out into cash.
We're going down a lot further than this.
Enjoy getting back in for cheap later on.

>>17689320
VIX >50 is not buying time

>>17689287
down 8% today, up 147% on the week.

3 weeks left for my puts. will be making good money if these foreign ETFs each drop a single dollar in the next month.

>>17689212
TEACH ME

>>17689030
>>17689213

Just went all in on OXY after trading resumed.

Slashed generous dividend and investment, but high risk of default was priced in. They will survive now, its pump time.

Mr. Pump, zhey bought ze puts

>>17689059

>>17689320
>perfect time to buy dude

>>17689309
based

>>17689370
VIX > 15 = no buy time

>>17689259
Short airlines short oil

Long TLT for fed cut next week
Been saying the for weeks now,
But remember any option you pick needs to be 3+ weeks out and hold that fucker till the bottom drops out on 10 year yield.

Everyone say bonds are gay but these derivatives are only tools that move and I'm picking the best faster movers rn.

You fucks didn't listen but tlt will go higher,the dragon formation don't lie.

>>17689388
Powerful meme

>>17689151
Holy shit, keep on thinking that man. Again, when it's a stable market, and you're talking about playing a contrarian on an earnings play, but to be contrarian with the virus raging, OPEC not even meeting again until June and both sides prepping for price wars, there is 0 bull case for minimum a month, if you wanna play contrarian against all of these, entirely delusional, when literally on CNBC their discussing the markets loss of faith in not only the administration after that press conference, but the fucking fed too. I'm not stopping you, but again, there are absolutely times to be contrarian, it is most definitely not fucking now.

>>17689248

Hold you idiot who just has 100k to throw away?

we're gonna go a lot lower.

the market was hilariously overvalued, especially in the last year.

we will go back to 2018 levels and level off for a bit.

>>17689103
>>17689123
>airborne
>first contracted by eating a bat
>bat
>airborne
hurr durr, oh really?

Imagine an economic collapse without being able to shitpost om /biz.

nice recovery attempt bulltards LMAO

WTF guys a fed helicopter squad just flew over my house

>>17689425
We are already roughly at 2018 levels at this point.

>>17689286
Well, that settles it! God has this thing under control!

>>17689433
Back in my day all we had was newspapers and the telegrams
And we still had some classic crashes
Yep, those were the days...

>>17689360
You already got btfo you sad little faggot and then chose to not even respond to anyone because your butthurt is too great

>>17689425
It’s gonna go lower than 2008

>>17689372
What's my name?

>>17689429
It's always been "airborne" to some degree

same with flu, cold, and SARS 1

>>17689151
>>17689417
Matter of fact, my ID was a message to you about your position
> I...erm... kk P U

>>17689369

I have the same feeling.

Pulled out my cash, wait until these little stop gaps stop working and the market hits bottom.

Then buy cheap for sick ass tendie gains.

>>17689429
Bats fly retard

SHORT CXW

>>17689340
But he doesnt have dollar. After capital gains hes gonna have like 75 cents

>>17689456
Time will tell. Doomsayers have existed since the dawn of man. You'll be on the next media craze once they tell you what to believe next.

Dow is below 24k again.

>>17689367
Considering even China managed to contain the virus and is actively taking down temporary hospitals now, it won't even come close to lasting a year just because the vaccine is a year away. The countries that matters will probably have it controlled in 2-4 months and shit will go on as usual. The vaccine a year from now will just be the final nail in the coffin for Corona

>Americans Say They Won’t Drink Corona Beer Because of Coronavirus.

>>17689059
When the fed spends all its money, the taxpayers will bail it out at Trump's command. And none of you have the balls to say otherwise or stop them. MAGA supporters will even tie themselves into knots arguing that they at least owned the libs who are butthurt about Trump not overseeing an actual depression despite milk and bread costing $10 each. The banks WILL win in the long term and its foolish to bet against them.

>>17689477
but the mcchicken :(

Correction is over, bobos. Next stop: opening level.

Delta and jet blue are good shorts on a bounce for three weeks out.

Jet blue has the get woke go broke policy
Delta transfers fuel and oil also not just ppl so it gets a double whammy

>>17689275
uh oh

>>17688935
REVERSAL CONFIRMED
Let the Bodies hit the floor

friends, I'm dumb
how do put options work?
if ABCD4 is selling for 10$ and I buy a put option for it at 9, where do I profit?
if it falls for lower than 9, won't no one buy it because it's too expensive?

can someone explain for the brainlet?

>>17689433
Imagine /biz/ in 1987

>>17689496
uh huh project whatever you want on me you are unable to argue properly and merely COPE

>>17689459
Rate cut is already priced in, just wait for middle finger of Powell and surprise we're monitoring the situation and leaving the rate unchanged, everything looks fine. TMV muh negro.

>corona beer changes name to ebola ber amidst coronavirus fears

>>17688975

HERE IT COMES.

Sell or hold on?

>>17689515

>>17689425
Fucking thiiiiisss. The coronavirus is nowhere near as serious as it seems, it's entirely an excuse to return assets to fair value. Like I've said 100 times before, and posted my puts showing I'm invested in, those numbers are 22xx on the S&P, 195xx on the Dow. This would put us right before Trump got elected, which is a healthy level. Ever since he's gotten elected it's been obscene inflationsbof values, not to say it wasn't before, but NFLX at 90 times their earnings? Really? Does anyone actually believe Netflix will exist in 90 years?

NOOOOOOO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

FREEFALL
>FREEFALL
FREEFALL
>FREEFALL

PUMP AAL

BEARBROS AND BULLBROS, WE GOT TOO COCKY

CRABFAG WAS RIGHT

What the fuck is even happening? I check the markets and it's up over 300 and then 15 minutes later we're in the red.

>>17689561
hodl.

>>17689537
>but I don't get how I make the money
>the stock I'm looking at is trading at 16.6
>I want to buy an option at 15.7
>however, there seems to be a comission of 0.85
>how much do I make if it goes through? only >0.05?
Okay imagine the $15.70 strike price put option you buy costs $1.50 and the delta on that option is 0.5
Because of that 0.5 delta, every dollar that the underlying stock drops your put will increase in value by 50 cents which is the value of the delta. You have to buy puts in increments of 100 so your total cost is $150.85 since the commission is 85 cents. Imagine the price of the stock drops $1 in the first 5 minutes after you bought the option. With the 0.5 delta, every single one of your options increased in value by 50 cents so each one is now worth not $1.50 you bought at but $2.00. If you sell at that instant you would net $49.15
$200-$150-$0.85
You receive $200, you paid $150 for the options and you paid $0.85 commission so what you made is $49.15
That's how it works

>>17689561
how about you make your own decision like a big boy

>vast majority of market movement occurs after hours
>during open hours the market just crabs all day
This is so fucking gay.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>>17689516
>the taxpayers will bail it out at Trump's command
I know that. I know exactly that that's where this is headed. That's why I know the world isn't going to end. We the taxpayer will save the day when all is said and done but the economy will still crash to the floor first. See: 2008 recession that isn't remembered as the 2008 depression or the 2008 total economic collapse

I'm thinking about putting my retirement funds back in around Dow 18K, what do you guys think?

>>17689541
You're a fool who will live out your name and cause many in here to lose money,the virus and oil dump hasn't even started to affect us and Europe yet

>>17689576
See the post above you dipshit fucking retard

>>17689588
>hasn't even started
ok doomer

>>17689520
Naw, this shits going on until next monday

Holding tvix for like a month

>>17689562
The Corona beer is nasty as fuck, basically light beer mixed with water. Them crashing because of retards not buying their beer because of the name is a good thing, let's be honest here

>>17689561
Keep holding about to dump

Any robinhood equivalent in Canada that will let me fuck around with options on high leverage and low margin?

Already tired TD direct trading and they won't let me setup a margin account.

imagine being a bull lmao

>>17689576
High volatililty

>>17689580
Ahhh
I think i'm starting to get it, thanks. But how do I know what's the delta of a specific option?

I think we should stop posting in the necro

SHE PUMPIN!

>>17689587
Wait for DOW to hit 1$ in the post apocalyptic society

>>17689585

Earlier on CNBC some kike was condemning Drumpf for his poor leadership and then with a gleam in his eye talked about how Drumpf was now weakened and the Dems would refuse to help in the crisis and would let it all burn for election politics reasons. Then some other kike probably started yelling in his ear to not give the game away and they promptly transitioned to talking about oil.

So bullish I even added under 3 month OTM calls.

Test me.

>>17689613
What's a good exit point?

advice - when they lock second country fed will pump trillions ,and then and only then you sell

>>17689575
> 1000 point up open
> ~ 200 points up midday
> Crab
Mmmmmno. It was the crabs market, right until they got crushed by a barrel of oil.

>when the DOW trades like some pink sheet POS

nice economy america.

>>17689620
Yep, just look at the screen where your broker has the option listed and it'll be on there somewhere. Might be under a heading that says "Greeks"

>>17689509
>Considering even China managed to contain the virus and is actively taking down temporary hospitals now
Same Congressional testimony with HHS essentially saying "there is no real plan, we'll have people self quarantine and we'll help on a local level" also said that China is lying about there numbers. Wuhan is a ghost city, and China is censoring "cover up" "poisonous city wuhan", etc. on social media. With a 40% hospital rate of those infected, any country is going to get over burdened with patients. Which is exactly what's happening in Italy, where they're leaving older people to die as they prioritize care/treatment to younger people who have a likelier chance of surviving.
Things aren't looking good.

Who are the Anons that bought this at 90? That has to suck.

>>17689617
Explain volatility to me like i'm a retard.

Dow will probably end up pre 2008 levels

Double bottom this is it guys we’re gonna make a lot of money

Fed pumps are at SPY 275

>>17689642
uncertainty

predictive power of market is insufficient

>>17689496

Look at all these charts. Legs down beginning, red by 2pm.

ORI hitting 3 year lows, hold my beer

>>17689634
Sorry,corona got you ,test confirm
Now buy everything so other anons can sell

>>17689655
Checked

What's the best brokerage for options trading? What's the best place to learn? Already binged investopedia.

>>17689652
Up, down, up, down, up, up up, down, down up down down

>>17689652
imagine me visiting your mom and pulling in and out repeatedly

Oh shit here comes the dump

>>17689205

dow is still green. we made it. bears btfo

NOOO BULLBROS YOU SAID DAX WOULD CLOSE GREEN
I'M RUINED

>>17689652
number go up and down a lot

>>17689652
Volatility represents how large an asset's prices swing around the mean price - it is a statistical measure of its dispersion of returns.

>>17689652
You ARE a retard

>>17689671
Let's compare the global situation between then and now.

>>17689652
number go up and down faster

>>17689646
You're a fine lad. Thanks

DUMP EET AGEEN

>>17689655
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>17689509
>even China managed to contain the virus
remind me of the measures China took and the measures the west is taking(or more aptly not taking) to contain it.

>>17689704
I kno.

THE RALLY HAS BEGUN!

>>17689686
Honestly, I learned by doing and buying a few cheap contracts, between 30-80 bucks I think, just to actually see the mechanics at play, which is a whole different ball game from understanding the mechanics themselves, I wouldn't change a thing.

What will it fall to once the first US state deploys the military to enforce quarantine

>>17689683

OXY riding to the moon up 14% in the last 30 mins

>>17689718
China
>ignore virus
>deny it exists as it starts spreading
>realize it's really bad and kneejerk shutdown your entire country after it's too late to contain

China did not do a remotely good job of handling the virus. Every measure they took was far too late.

the virus is literally gonna disappear soon like trump said

FTSE 0.34
DOW 0.86
Bear incoming, where are my BOBOBROS

>bonds dropping
>equities crabbing
>energy dying
Just fuck my shit up

>>17689718
Don’t bother these retards have their eyes closed and their fingers stuck deep within their ears to the drum

>>17689718
I'm of the impression that we can't believe a thing China says when it comes to this. They'll do and say anything to try and save some face and not look so retarded on the global stage. Just my two cents

>>17689562
I actually would have expected sales to increase, people buying it for a laugh.

>cash rising

>>17689750
then why do more places shut down each day? it will happen to your neighborhood eventually, unless you live in alaska or north dakota

>china lockdown
>china looking apocalyptical
>china shitting all over theplace
USA markets ATH, ignored

>sniffles in italy
USA markets tank 15%

>china recovered
>Korea handling it great
USA panic sells

Why cant you see an obvious fucking pattern.
Don't you wanna make money?
Go bullish

>>17689746
The first 2 are already happening in the US

>>17689743
Seems like a decent plan, trial and error.

>>17689678
dividend growth for 38 years as well as a starting yield of 4.65%
its free money

Oil in a perfect bearish rising wedge,get ready for the trickfuck

>>17689750
like when they had 15 cases, and he said it would 0 in a few days lmao

>>17689735
Are you kidding? WE hit the ceiling, m8.

>>17689775
West and especially the USA aren't taking the steps they did. It's bad until at least April, and places like South Korea can easily get reinfected

>>17689787
He's trapping democrats

don't you see?

They are going to pile the coronavirus on his lap. Say "THIS IS TRUMPS FAULT" x 100000000 for the next week

Then in 6 weeks it will be gone and laughed at as nothing in our memories

see?

What does Trump get?

Yeah he looks bad for a few weeks
Election is in fucking NOVEMBER

>>17689014
Fuckin NICE

FUCKING OIL GO DOWN MOTHERFUCKER I NEED CHEAP FUEL AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>17689509
>China managed to contain the virus
Imagine believing state sponsored propaganda. China dropped the ball at every level but all of the sudden has gotten their shit together.

>>17689615
questrade

When to invest my entire life savings of 55k at 25 on the stock market? Now? Next month?

>>17689775
Why would you bet on the market acting rationally when all your examples show otherwise?

>>17689650
Meant to post this

>>17689750
Not till like June will that happen

>>17689746
>China did not do a remotely good job of handling the virus. Every measure they took was far too late.
and how is that any different from the West?
The west stood by and watched all February as the virus spread unnoticed and went mostly ignored, while governments were more worried about preventing a panic than to actually contain any possible spread
up to this week the US hasn't even been testing properly, and is still lacking behind in many ways.
Now ask yourself which western Government will have the backbone and power to enforce a complete Quarantine like China?
By the time the West Reacts, instead of acting preemptively, any measures will create massive popular outrage and chaos.
This could have all been prevented with preemptive containment measures, instead of downplaying the risks of a Pandemic.

>>17689805
That'll make a brilliant wallpaper, got anymore?

>>17689786
when we break out above $35 and then fly back to $40 don't say I didn't tell you to buy the dip and that I cost you a ton of money.

how do I find old posts from SOXL_Shill? There are just few posts on warosu. I wan't to know why he shills SOXL so I can get properly shilled

>>17689750
Trump doesn't exactly have a track record for long term word fulfillment.

Why did they stop trading OXY?

>>17689775
>China recovered

Sure thing bro
I will believe the communist regime who executed the doctors trying to warn of the virus in the first place

>>17689814
Nobody knows where the bottom is, invest gradually over time.

>>17689780
Exactly, I had fun with it. I think the problem with doing any sort of practice platform they'll end up influencing your thinking. In my opinion, no matter what your investing in, stocks, real estate, up down, it should be entirely because you chose it/believe in it as an investor. I just don't like the idea of a new anon getting told ooh when this Greek hits this target it's a hard sell signal etc. We're all influenced subliminally whether we want to admit or not, trading is one area where you really should minimize outside influence in your decisions.

>>17689814
are you trying to get rich or support yourself when you're old

>>17689655
Delusional

>>17689843
Because they are about to declare bankruptcy

any fellow bulls pick up lehman bros cheapies?

>>17689818
Because my time horizon is long enough. I don't mind missing some short term moves if the panic continues this week or next.

>China recovered

>>17689454
*crack* ssssssssssip ahh

>>17689854
Get rich and move to Eastern Europe and live a borderline NEET traveling around and fucking beautiful women

>>17689286
yes goy sell me your stocks for 20% cheaper
Here is some FUD to make sure you panic

>>17689819
Ayy lmao bought at 97, but only like 500 bucks so I'm down like 100, oh well

>>17689866
To the moon

I haven't made any money today with this retarded crabbing.

Please just go up or down I'm so sick of this.

>>17689874
OGRE

>>17689805
I wonder how popular stock market trading is in japan

>>17689882
Is 3k enough to move and live in a cheap Eastern Euro country?

>>17689286
Got Mitt uns

>>17689853
>trading is one area where you really should minimize outside influence in your decisions.
Solid advice. I appreciate this anon. Any brokerages you recommend? I used robinhood a few years ago but seems like faggot shit now

>>17689882
start trading now
if you don't know what you're doing, do nothing and come ask again in 2 months

>>17689901
Per month? Absolutely.

Explain this!

>>17689901
yeah enough for 3 months

>>17689901
Depends where. Poland is a lot different than Ukraine or Moldova. If you move to Romania or something you could live off that 3k for like a year living frugally

>>17689920
None of your concern goyim

If I buy UWT does that mean I have to get a big belt buckle and a ten gallon stetson hat since I'm officially an oil man?

>>17689920
Everything is fine here citizen now buy stocks and help our country

>>17689920
Organic, regular price action between human participants.

>>17689699
Most pathetic dead cat bounce ever

>>17689920
There was over $600 million volume at that price

I bought 2 shares of ORI because
>>17689678
>>17689782
these guys told me to

>>17689843
Dividend got slashed

>>17689920
>lel peeps be wanting my bonds
>lel do a sell for 200k
>other guy: lel I wan sum bonds. B-B-B-B-BUY!
>1st guy: lololololololo
>other guy :O

>>17689980
hope you got in below 18 ORI bro

>>17689995
where's the guy from yesterday who said he was going all in on OXY lmao

>>17689833
sorry lad, only one i got
>>17689900
fairly popular. not nearly as america, though.

>>17689923
Where would it be easiest to integrate as an English speaker?

Is there a new thread up?

>>17690012
probably somewhere between his rafters and the floor

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>>17690016
Unlike spics, you can't just plop yourself in a country and chill for good.

FTSE HAS FALLEN, EUROPE WILL CLOSE RED CRASH IS HERE HODL FOR YEARS TO COME

>>17689959
kek

>>17688980
RIP

>>17689102
You're an idiot.

Share the copypasta

>>17689162
LMAO

>>17690234
:(

First

>>17688998
i mean yeah, thats like saying "i think water will get hot when its boiling"

corona started all of this

>>17690487
>corona started all of this
What's that? Some kind of scapegoat for the inevitable market correction?

>>17690487
It was gonna happen anyway, and corona being cured won't reverse the trend

>>17690487
everything is leveraged on bad debt with money that doesnt even exist. All of the money owed to the FED doesnt even exist, maybe 60% of it, now factor in how many other loans are on top of that multiplied exponentialy and how low reserve reqs are.

The fractional reserve banking system is a house of cards and we can see how easily it gets spooked,
Mega banks should be able to withstand one bad sector like mortgage backed securities, or low oil prices without collapsing

Market in Brazil is on green today. No such thing as a crash

>>17689829
everyone hates china right now

>>17690666

>>17690201
Is it that bad?

>>17690666
>bolsonegro said it's all ogre

OH NO NO NO WE GOT NUKED BECAUSE OF NSFW OP

why was new thread deleted

>>17690893
degeneracy

NEW
>>17690902

someone in the oldnew thread asked whether he should hold $24.80 SQQQ

If you aren't holding deep itm SPY 293 Puts, can you even really call yourself a bear?

>>17689371
Spain's will.

Screencap this

>>17689320

I think it depends on willing and capable the US is to hide cases