/biz/ - Business & Finance

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

everything will be a cheapie at todays prices in 6-12 months. anyone buying?

BULLS BTFO

enjoy the red tsunami

HOLD THE LINE
HOLD THE FUCKING LINE
BULLBROS WE GOT THIS

>>17688044
>tfw buy SPXU at 2.5 but pussy out at 3%]
Could have made 7.5% now

We gaaaaaaannnnn

KEEP YOUR HANDS AND FEET INSIDE THE RIDE AT TIMES

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IN THE RED
>IN THE RED
IN THE RED
>IN THE RED

>>17688044
first for dow 22000

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IQa3tZ5Kz4

>>17688087
'e bought the dip?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

AN I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CAPITULATE

Crypto trading prepared me for this day. It's red your always red!

I STILL HAVE 500 DOLLARS OF SQQQ TO BUY WHERE IS TRUMP WHERE IS JEROME I NEED PUMPS

the dow(n) jones
LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PPT fighting to keep their jobs

BOYS MAKE SURE THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS ARE FUNCTIONAL

ANYTHING GOES TODAY

>>17688090
man that looks comfy af

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH THE PUMP. DOWN IT GOOOOOOOOOOOEEEESSSSS

NEGATIVE
>NEGATIVE
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>>17687838
On the highway gunning down starving urbanites trying to raid our local farms for food and spending spare time writing.

>>17688085
Threadly reminder that puts on all major indices are your friend, and that you should go back.

This is literally the easiest it's ever been to make money in the market

HAPPENING THEME

HERE WE GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZU2PDO33IU

Im gonna be able to pay this years ROTH contribute off of SQQQ gains, thats pretty cool

Buy OXY or GUSH when it gets lower?

>>17688085
soon

HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED FED, CHINESE CENTURY HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

>>17688115
FREEE FALLLIN

>>17688122
checkem and rotfl

Do you guys think SPY will go to 250? I want cheapies.

>>17688105
gloomy outside, about to rain, spy to the shitter... perfect theme

>>17688133
For you

Maybe

This market never ceases to amaze me.

23,4 will be the new ceiling of coronaoil

>>17688149
oxy is going to be bankrupt and bernie isn't going to bail out the oil and gas companies.

>Expecting to play a reasonable game with unreasonable people.
Markets are all about doing what's unreasonable. We're all a bunch of stupid monkeys obsessing over numbers and that realization will give you peace of mind when everyone else is losing theirs.

>>17688139
Why is SQQQ very attractive right now?

>>17688085
Who here is building their survival fund by shorting literally everything?

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN
THIW ISNT RIGHT

Hold me bullbros.

>>17688167
real life is stranger than fiction

markets are going to dump for weeks, corona cases are just starting to double daily in western countries

Is it just my imagination or does the dow pump hard exactly an hour and a half after open these days?

>>17688093
I bought SQQQ at $25 today

Fed has everything under control. It can't go lower than 23500

what is this trend called /smg/?

>>17688090
Fuck, that is a nice image. Thanks anon

>>17688171
I'm not losing my mind faggot. I made 5x my salary in one day lmao

>>17688122
Ayyy

>this volume
yikes

THEY CANT PUMP ENOUGH OHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT

>>17688192
the hunchbacks' head and shoulders

S&P RED TOO
PPT on suicide watch

DO I INVEST IN GAMESTOP?????????

Anybody else want to make a claim? Bull boys get fucked.

>>17688194
Losing it one way is just the same as the other.

>>17688192
dying economy

>>17688176
Gambling works until it doesn't.

>>17688186

Yep every western country is on track to be Italy in about 2-3 weeks.

>>17688190
Titanium support at 23500.
We will never be below 23500 ever again.

WHERE IS THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

are we testing December 2018 lows this week? should be interesting

too good not be posted again

oh shit, we're close to yesterday's low again

BUY UWT
If the price of oil keeps dropping we'll make our UWT losses up in cheap gas at the pump! And if the price of oil rises we'll be in that sweet UWT money! I'm guessing the alcoholics (Russians) and the boom boom boys (Arabs) will kiss and make up sooner rather than later.

>>17688174
Because Oil dying, corona-chan, and an election year

Ive made 25% gains so far on SQQQ but prob gonna hold until election week, i would buy more but i know the second i do its gonna dump

>>17688210
>DO I INVEST

>>17688218
Wow so Zen. Just fuck off

>>17688192
The final croak

>>17688123
My initial thought was "wow that's a lot of farts in a small room".

will boomer industries like cruises and airlines survive corona? what if corona is endemic?

>>17688192
Reality kicking the economy in the balls pattern.

I got so many (you)s last thread

>>17688189
nice, i got $24 :-)

https://youtu.be/ZBnmye9aQWc

>>17688260

Based. Have mine.

So I'm new to investing in actual stocks but ive got mutual funds that work matches dollar for dollar and I understand how mutual funds work but I thought maybe I'd move into stocks and potentially options but havent the foggiest clue where to start. I was thinking in january when Corona chan started blowing up I should short airline and hotel stocks but that time has come and gone and I currently cant trade on margin anyways. I am reading some books and just lurking for the most part now checking out the stocks that everyone here is talking about it's very interesting I still havent made my first move because I feel like I still have a lot to learn but I'm enjoying it

>>17688256
You can live without cruises.

Howdy, Zoomers.

Y'all know why my Golds are crashing?

OH NO WE GOT TO COCKY BULLBROS

>>17688260
Well you won't get any this time, asshole.

just got pumped

let's get this party started

>>17688230
Boomers get what they deserve, Muh-Ray

Delicious

thoughts: travel economy is going to be crippled and most will go bust for many years, china will bleed even more manufacturing bases to other countries -> service economy

>>17688249
Enjoy pretending it makes you happy. Eat shit.

>>17688192
No survivors

>>17688044
ENTERING RED

>>17688278
because its over, old man

>SPX down again today
>DJI down again today
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING ALREADY

NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE
CANT LIVE WITHOUT THE TRUST FROM THOSE YOU LOVE
I KNOW
WE CANT FORGET THE PAST
YOU CANT FORGET LOVE AND PRIDE
BECAUSE OF THAT ITS KILLING ME INSIDE

So, bottom at 23025 today?

>>17688220
> Gambling
Oh yeah, things are about to turn around!...because. literally just not Alphaone Capital Founding Partner- Short DIS & AAPL, lots of China exposure.

i lost 4$ playing this stupid meme game i want out

>>17688290
What's that stuff on top of the steak?

>>17688308
bold of you to assume there is a floor

>>17688189
24.25 with 20 shares
I wanted 20 more but it started fucking mooning

>>17688315
I lost 130 because I thought the market was going to rally today and tomorrow

>>17688246
>i would buy more but i know the second i do its gonna dump
PUSSY

>>17688275
If they match dollar for dollar see what the max contribution is, as long as the mutual fund isn't just a furnace running on dollar notes that sounds like a basically guaranteed 100% ROI. Any leftover money you can use to play at the stock market

>>17688246
Alrighty, not too much money to play around with but I’ll buy maybe 4 or 5 shares.

>>17688316
Looks like herb butter. Scallion, to be precise.

>>17688230
It's been a rough few weeks, Murray.

>>17688090
Cute lesbian on the top room.

You said that today would be the beginning of a legendary bull run...

It's like a sequel to yesterday Im loving this

Moment of silence for the anons that will inevitably kill themselves within the month.

>>17688044
BURN IT DOWN MR SATAN

WHY IS MUNCHKIN ALLOWED TO TALK
DRUUUUUUUMPFFFFF.....

>>17688260
Ain’t getting shit bobo

>>17688189
>>17688265
I got in at $26 last month, then got btfo by the huge rally the next day. Got back to even yesterday

Stop fucking selling you niggers. This is just the flu.

>>17688090
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODL

>>17688342
BUT IT WAS I, BEAR RUN!

>CNBC now shilling video game stocks
the absolute state of boomer investing in 2020

>>17688355
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

did you all buy the dip /smg/ ?

>mfw bearchad

>>17688300
As you wish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWyB447vNjg

>economy is strong trump said
>massive loss in 2 weeks
>launch an economic stimulus plan
>news isnt even enough to keep the dow above water for a day
Gee, that sure is a strong economy

hey biz i have a few pictures ive been saving for this

>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/09/fed-to-step-up-liquidity-injections-to-guard-against-market-pressure.html

HELP ME JEROME I NEED MORE LIQUIDITY JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP STEP UP THE REPOS NOW CUT THE RATES JEROME UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17688225
Gonna find out soon enough

23700 CRACKED, IT'S ALL OVER

>>17688187
pre trade pump and dumps, I got fucked on mine, THEY HALTED TRADING ON MARATHON OIL

>>17688368
>3%
thats 9% I lost buy selling SPXU when SP500 was at 2.5 instead of holding

>>17688363
It's just a retarded guest, imagine thinking people will buy stadia at this point in time lmao

>>17688256
>will boomer industries like cruises and airlines survive corona?

dunno about cruises but I picked up some ATSG

>>17688128
Market is redder than a virgin's blood.

>>17688333
Yeah they match dollar for dollar up to 5 grand a year so basically every year I have 10k going into my mutual funds that's where I'm doing my serious investing for retirement I just wanna trade some stocks for fun and see what if anything I can do with a grand or two or three..

>>17688292
>travel economy is going to be crippled and most will go bust for many years,
I agree.
Considering the massive fallout of the fucked market, yes no one will have money to travel due to layoffs raping everyone of their jobs and people being paranoid of the travel industry itself for a good while to come.
And if this causes any kinds of major material shortages, businesses are going to get the fuck out of China.
I can easily see other cheap countries trying to capitalize on this and offering manufacturers good deals to switch over there from China.

>>17688292
yes
all big player airlines are cutting their flight scheduals by double digit percents, also grounding/discarding a lot of their fleet
quantas, lufthansa even emirates are grounding their a380s, so you can imagine how much worse it is for the little guys

WHY IS OIL DROPPING NOW?????

Let the Bodies hit the floorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

>>17688363
>as E3 is getting BTFO
wew

>>17688378

>>17688373
I fear they have used all the tools at their disposal way too soon. This will get a lot more red. Glad I sold everything 2 weeks ago

>>17688368
Yeah on SQQQ lmao

>>17688368
I put $12 into Antibe

IF YOU'RE BULLISH IT'S TIME TO BUY NOW

We gaaaannnn

>>17688256
airlines will get bailed out like after 9/11 since they're essential to international business
cruise companies are fucked

WHOS PUMPING

Another pump when DOW was reaching for a full 1% down

>>17688278
Kek, cause gold and other metals were hyper inflated. Try to sell physical gold. It's pennies on the dollar compared to what people are buying gold for

>>17688410
because I bought GUSH and then Bog's phone rang

Holy shit, we have gone down 1000 points from the ATH today

Eventually you'll hit your pain threshold and it won't hurt anymore as your body goes into full shock.

>>17688378
>>17688414

>>17688378
Yes, share more. I love seeing these losers eat shit.

>stalled
KEEP SEEEELLIIIIIIINGG AAAAAAAAA MUH MAD MAX MUH CHEAPIES MUH BOOMERS ON THE STREETS AAAAAAAA

>>17688420
Based

it's getting really fucking difficult to do any proper trading with these fucking premiums

>>17688290
Yum

>>17688378
>>17688414
>>17688439

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>17688410
Saudis doubled down on production increase

Rate?

>>17688446
I like how you Bulls get more aggressive the more desperate you get.

>>17688404
shouldnt india be the next stop for manufacturing after china?

>CORONA APPARENTLY STILL NOT PRICED IN YET
I just don't understand how people are still selling at this point. I just don't get it.

they really dont want it to go negative

I think we bottomed for the day, will have to wait for more news in the future

Markets might crab for the next few days until more corona cases/solutions emerge

THEY TURNED ON THE PUMP

>>17688414
L O L

Rigged Tuesday

>>17688192
The bull rope

>>17688452
we're no longer in the old bull or bear market paradigm, this is the bog market

SSO (DBPG for euroanons) is a 2x leveraged ETF based on the S&P 500 and it is one of the few leveraged ETFs that existed before the Great Financial Crisis of 2008. Had you bought SSO (DBPG) at the literal top of the market before the recession in October 2007, as of this moment, you would have gains of 176%. Had you bought the underlying SPY on the same day you would have gains of 98%. So had you bought the leveraged ETF, even at the worst possible time, you still would have ended up with almost double the gains today.
Remember this the next time somebody throws shade on leveraged ETFs because of volatility decay. Buy the index based leveraged ETFs and win. Simple as that. And start buying now. Coronavirus could be as bad as the GFC and if you start buying in now with a little money and buy in more later as the prices drop you will still come out much better in the long run than buying SPY or worse, doing nothing at all. I'm buying and I'll be here when this thing is over to brag about my gains. Do not be afraid. We will get through this and this is your opportunity. Join me and get rich.
>nb4 >we

>>17688436
Damn, same here. I feel raped desu.

He sold?

SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE

>>17688479

I'm starting to get worried you guys
How low can it go? I don't want people to die hungry on the streets...

>>17688490
>this is the bog market
lmao this, the market is acting like a shitcoin with 1000 +- jumps everyday

>>17688482
TURN IT OFF

>>17688474
Zero scope of reality. No awareness that extends beyond what the screen in front of them says.

THIS ISNT FUN ANYMORE
I BORROWED AT 9% AND LOST IT ALL

>>17688456
What the fuck are you eating?

What the fuck is this

>>17688260
Based and bearpilled

SQQQ 3x levaraged, yes no maybe so?

Why shouldn't I drop 500 dollarydoos on GUSH
Is that shit getting dissolved its fucking 75 cents a share

>>17688491
I intend to ride SQQQ down to the bottom and TQQQ back up, am I retard or smart

>>17688506
Dow 6000 by next year's "recovery"

HERE COMES THE TRUMP PUMP

>>17688516
Sir?
The phone is ringing, he says it's for you

>>17688167
Everything is just too good to be true

>>17688256
>will boomer industries like cruises and airlines survive corona?
Yes, however cruise companies in particular are going to take a massive hit from this. Expect announcements in the coming week/months regarding older ships being retired. It is hard to tell beyond this long term, but things are really not looking good for them or the many island nations whose economies are basically built around cruise tourism.

Airlines are central to modern transport and thus are to a degree sheltered from the worst service industry effects of the pandemic. However there is almost certainly going to be a consolidation spree as the major, still profitable companies gobble up the smaller airlines. Within the next year or to, expect much of the airline industry to resemble the current ultra consolidated cruise industry.

>what if corona is endemic?
The boomers die off much faster, average life expectancy drops, public health systems become over stressed seasonally and tourism becomes an extremely seasonal activity resulting in mass unemployment in nations/regions that rely upon year-round tourism.

>>17688517
lol 9%

ONE

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

TWO

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

THREE

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

no, we're supposed to go down

>>17688474
Because they still write corona off as the flu but get more scared each day

magaboomers will fall for this shit

dead cat bounce

>>17688506
Most likely not going to happen. Our nature prevails over all else. Necessities are what matter and all else is vanity. What matters is food supplies, of which we should still have plenty of animals to slaughter and farmland to utilize. Anything beyond that is deception.

TRAPPED.COM

>>17688506
>(you) don't want to die hungry on the streets...
FTFY

Well shit what happened to SQQQ?

>>17688492
>-20%
Pump now though, and hey it's oil so as long as the ETF doesn't get shut down it'll go back up eventually.

I sold all my KNG and all my SPXL. fuck this shit, all in on crude.

>They're still trying to pump it

YES PUMP PUMP I NEED 20 MORE SHARES OF SQQQ AT 24

>>17688541
So there will be two seasons in the future - nigger immigrant season, and airborne aids season.
The former is still worse.

Just a heads up, the only true floor is ZERO.

>>17688410
MBS said more oil

Y'all niggas crazy shorting the 200 week ma

POOMP IT

another fake and gay pump

>>17688551
It went down like 3% it has to bounce.

>>17688506
>the world doesn't need a reset
I know you will toughen up eventually and you will realise how sick things were.

Not memeing would it be possible to go under 20k by Monday?

>>17688522
Steak eggs and bacon

>>17688501

>>17688516
The market is not supposed to behave like this, it is supposed to be predictive not reactive, but for at least a month now the market has been purely reactive with absolutely no foresight whatsoever. People are trading like we are going to revert to the fucking stone age because of this virus.

That had to be some institution collapsing and paying out or something

Dow recovering because of press conference

>>17688592
Possible? yes

Pump is based on Trump/Pence live conference going on now

>>17688555
What is honestly going to happen when they and most other boomers die? Are we just going towards 'fuck you the military is assuming control' at the end and implode like Athens did?

>>17688567
So you’re saying but even more? This train is just getting started.

CRASH
>CRASH
CRASH
>CRASH
CRASH
>CRASH
CRASH
>CRASH

>>17688597
you miss December 2018? same thing happened

>>17688473

I'd expect India to be up there as good choices for manufacturing, same goes for South America.
I have heard that even India is too expensive, so people have been focusing on places like Bangladesh, but who the fuck knows.
What I'm interested most is the raw material production.
For example regardless of Indian manufacturing or more like assemling, China still provides all of the raw materials for things like drugs, so no one else can pick up the slack if and when that field gets fucked.
I wonder if the raw material production will shift away from Chinks to others.

Also we might even see a revolution in China as the better living standard their people have gotten a taste of suddenly goes away as they start losing their jobs and banking sector gets fucked.
And this whole Corona thing has pissed the hell out of the population.
China might not even be that reliable of an option in the near future for delivering goods.
Will be fascinating to see how this plays out.

IT'S OVER BEARBROS
TRUMP SOLVED IT

TRUMP IS SPEAKING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPSOu-E1Trw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPSOu-E1Trw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPSOu-E1Trw

>>17688149
How much lower d'ya reckon it will go?
Zero if the industry is fucked?

>>17688531
It's down another 16% today. Why would you touch it at all?

>>17688569
>sold KNG
The whole point of KNG is never selling
If you're going to sell it under any circumstances, then you shouldn't have bought it in the first place
The KNG flowchart is like this:
Buy -> Buy more -> Retire

>>17688547
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

what the fuck is going on today
YO-YO life is too much for me

>>17688532
>I intend to ride SQQQ down to the bottom and TQQQ back up, am I retard or smart
If you can pull it off you'll do great but understand if it were so easy to just ride a short down and flip at the bottom to ride the long all the way back up everybody would be doing it. It's harder than it looks. Buying in a little and progressively more as it drops is pretty much a guaranteed to work strategy. Flipping short to long at just the right time or even close to it is much much harder. God speed

holy shit trump cured corona its over bearbros

What bullshit. They tickle the red and the plunge Protection team jumps in.

>>17688602
it's the "policy response" that has been talked about for the past 24 hrs, but is going to cause the bears in here to shriek about manipulation

>>17688597
Bro, predictions are reactions extrapolating from the current situation.

And nobody is realistically expecting things to go well for the next couple of years at least.

>>17688592
>possible
Absolutely, don't know how likely it is; Depends how strong the remaining pumps and "beginning of day recoveries" are

>>17688608
this, will last for a bit, but then it will drop again before 200EST

>>17688537
We've finished our conversation, looks like he wants you on the line.

i'm loving this rollercoaster

TURN THE PUMP ON BOOYS

>>17688626
It can't possibly go lower though right

>>17688630
listen, its going down. buying something that goes down is retarded.

>>17688888

>>17688637
you now remember all the pumps at 24k yesterday

>>17688611
It will be more anarchy because of confusion of the herd not knowing what to do. There will be those who cling to the "old guard" and others who will stick to 10-100 group communities. Either way boomers can and will get robbed of everything and rightfully so.

Looks like we might close red again today.

>>17688290
That steak is too thick and overcooked, look at all that brown.

This is what good steak looks like anon.

Bear meat is on the menu.

back to back to back conferences is a signal of market manipulation btw

It's so obvious everything Trump does is based on the stock market lmao

BUY SPXL LMAO

>>17688888
Checked

>>17688654
>even bagholder is capitulating
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>>17688640
>And nobody is realistically expecting things to go well for the next couple of years at least.
Okay but why?

>>17688474
cuz it was a bubble all along that was doomed to be crashed sooner or later, there's no support until we reach 17,000. Sorry, you believed the propaganda, it's not too late to capitulate.

###FED PREPARING FOR 'UNCONVENTIONAL METHODS' INCLUDING 'DIRECT PURCHASES OF STOCKS'###

>poomp eet
>now poomp eet again

>>17688676
buy signal unironically

>>17688666
Imagine using a vector unironically

>>17688532
requires near perfect timing, which is almost impossible

>>17688652
im shorting based on this post

>>17688663
how to cook a steak like that, pretty 10/10

>he bought "the dip"
>he bought the deadcat bounce
>he bought calls at the top

learn to play the game you stupid bulls.

>>17688667
So short?

>>17688681
Where??
What stocks?

>>17688652
Oil and gas is completely fucked though.
Price war will drive many companies into bankruptcy. Can you see Russia or SA backing down? I've not heard of a new OPEC deal on the table.
Down it goes again...

If they can't pump it at least over the percent mark before Trump stops shooting the shit, we're going right back to red

>>17688681
source?

>>17688391
Wait, they're STILL trying to push fucking Stadia?
lmfao

PRINT
MORE
MONEY

>>17688685
Exactly, he's a bagholder for a reason kek'd

>>17688567
Why not just buy the safer and practically as profitable UWT?

>>17688547
LET THE MARKETS HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE MARKETS HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE MARKRTS HIT THE FLOOOOOOORYAH!

I love watching a crash.

wtf is happening in this conference lol

>>17688694
Cmon anon imagine oil recovers and we roll back up to a comfy 5 per share, imagine the gains

Quick question, I've noticed spy and tsla puts are OTM despite being below strike prices, is this due to theta or something else? I have no positions in either but just something I've noticed and am trying to understand

BRETT LET'S GO
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Fuck Gold

>>17688681
Whatever brings the death of the dollar fastest is fine by me

>>17688681
Please source, I've been waiting for this news. Time to go long.

>>17688694
Exactly! There is still a lot of money to be made shorting GUSH.

>BEAR TRAP
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>>17688593
Stop punishing yourself and eat healthy foods.

why are you guys overreacting over this it's just numbers on a screen lmao like it's just bytes in a computer have you ever read guenon

OH NO NO NO NO BULLBROS

WE

GOT

TOO

COCKY

like little children screaming

>>17688681
US is turning communist? BEARISH

DIVE DIVE DIVE WE ARE LOWER THAN YESTERDAYS CLOSE

>>17688718
I thought it died already?

>>17688700
no, just dont get in right now. this is like the big short with the rating agencies giving fake ratings and the govt looking the other way. this is some high level neocon war of attrition bullshit and we have to suffer to come out ahead.

who else here getting absolutely justed by SNAP

>>17688709
uncle sam gonna start subsidizing oil like we do Sugar beets, cap this

>>17688709
>Can you see Russia or SA backing down?
>Saudis have insane amounts of money they're willing to lose
>Russia has no money it CAN lose
Unstoppable force meeting immovable object.

here we go

>>17688378
>>17688414
>>17688439
>>17688461
These faggots are zoomers pretenting they were above the concept of market cycles. I bet they killed themselves in the first dip. Zoomers have no tolerance to frustration.

>>17688724
Could at least have given the make belief female trader massive tits... someone photoshop the pic

Oh my god what the fuck has Ttump done to his own market lmao, that was one of the worst, unorganized, fucking pointless press conferences ever.

those journos sure do like chimping out

>>17688698
I bought calls at the top just to see how it would feel to cheer for the fed for a change. Down $100 for my treachery

>>17688689
but I use std::vector all the time

>>17688725
did they literally shut them out to prevent questions?

>>17688710

>>17688755
That's called red

>>17688735
I couldn't stand her shrill voice, had to mute it.

>surge already dead

IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE!

When should I close out these Delta Airlines shorts?

>dax -1,53%
there is no floor

>>17688681
gonna need a source mate

So Trump got all the health insurance CEOs to sick his dick on TV then a banshee screeched until the media left the room. This was the pump?

>MIGAboomers actually fell for it

>>17688746
based Guenonfag, go back to lit

>>17688763
not me i have 1 share @ 6.60 lol

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR

TRUMP NO I NEED CHEAP SQQQ

BRETT, LET'S GO

>>17688637
Based PPT btfo'ing bearfags eternally

>>17688754
Buying stock isn't communist.

they will not let this go red today, otherwise shit starts hitting the fan again. it will close flat

>>17688756
Last I saw, they were pushing it at that abortion of a Game Awards show. People were sure it was dead back then, too.

>>17688168
>>17688170
>>17688242
>>17688242
>>17688388
>>17688569
>>17688579
>>17688709

ETRADE WONT LET ME TRADE OXY

every source I have had them at 13$ a minute ago, now it says i need a limit order because they're below 1$

WHAT THE FUCK

>>17688724
Yes me too
>>17688772
eew no

>>17688044
Time to buy ZSAN yes or no?

>>17688791
it ended as soon as the cameras turned off
check ccl charts btw lol

>>17688777
Idk from the video games it looks like a uncontrollable trash cause of the fire rate

>>17688772
Are you a new user?

I made 900 dollars this morning on CY. Thanks Biz.
Now do I keep riding this dip and buying dividend stocks like DOW and T as they get cheaper? Or do I find something cheap because of the dip now and try to ride it to another several hundred dollar gain on the next little boost?

>>17688637
they really need to stop propping up this stinking weekend at bernie's corpse and just let it fucking fall already.

>>17688788
Pffft let that bitch ride for a few weeks, personally when all 5 together are worth 10k I'd sell.

ITS A TUG OF WAR BETWEEN BULLKEKS AND BEARCHADS

>>17688824
You can create and fund a Robinhood account in 10 minutes. Tick..tock

I am gud trader

Defend that press conference MIGAtards.

>>17688811
This. Everything goes too well. We need a rebound.

>>17688824
I'm using etrade and can buy right now if I want, $12ish

>>17688846
You think it'll go that far?

Wait for the EOD fed pump b4 buying more SQQQ

>>17688795
All he had to do was build the fucking wall and me with other smoothbrains would have blindly supported him through this (no a fence is not a wall)
lmao, he could have prevented this; At least he still has the based black vote, right?

>>17688854
>Robinhood
lmao are you guys still using that scam?

The Wu-Flu will go global. 6% of the worlds population will die just from the virus. Untold millions more will perish once the food supply runs out. Pricing this in means going to zero.

>>17688724
Me waiting on them $50 SOXL shares. It's gonna happen, pray with me boys

>>17688765
beyond their own spat with each other, both russia and saudis want to sink US energy production. if they can bring down US firms its better for them in the long run

>>17688872
>he could have prevented this
How?

>>17688856
Go anon go!

OXY options trading seems to be halted.

>>17688875
>>Robinhood
>lmao are you guys still using that scam?
Haha hell no though I still need to move my shares out of there, I'm just trying to help the lad get his OXY. Desperate times and all

>>17688878
>6%
>he doesn't know

Virus continually reinfects, and even survival fucks your lungs over. Everyone infected is a dead man walking, 6% is just those who die on initial infection.

And what does THIS trend mean?

>>17688824
>>17688854
>>17688864

https://thefly.com/landingPageNews.php?id=3048477&headline=OXY-Occidental-Petroleum-trading-halted-news-pending

OXY TRADING HALTED 11:37 News pending fuck

>market still stalling at opnening levels
GOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOWN

>>17688861
Lmfao seriously, I was very worried about Trump speaking tonight, then poof Trump appears on my tv screen to let me know my puts are safu.

>>17688889
he couldn't have prevented the wu-flu but he greatly could have reduced its impact by going hard like south korea or singapore did with testing/quarentines

ITT bunch of people who ignored wuflu now saying it's going to end the world.

>want to short
>don't want to get fucked by fed cut

>>17688878
>entire global economy crashes
>While health systems are overwhelmed
>While grocery stores are empty
>While migrants flow rapidly into Europe
>While quarantines are being declared across developed countries
>While the US presidential election is underway

Is...It finally happening bros?

>>17688906
DO I SEE A CAT?

Should I sell my F puts now or will it keep dropping?

>>17688788
hold for now

Daily reminder vaccines already exist for the coronavirus that have been shown to work in animals. Human trials begin in the coming weeks.

>>17688878
How does the lighting in this gif really work? Why is the yellow light making them green but the purple light making them purple?

>>17688926
go long on foreign ETFs

NEW THREAD
>>17688935
>>17688935
>>17688935
>>17688935
>>17688935

>>17688922
I've been watching Wuflu since the wet market closed, but I only got into stonks today

>>17688920
He wouldn't have had the time to exit scam then, though.

>>17688922
Don't look at me, I've always said worst case is Modern Spanish Flu
>>17688920
Thank you for putting it in better words than I could; Immediate travel restrictions would have been nice too, just copy what Israel is doing

>>17688926
last fed cut pumped us for all of 5 minutes

>>17688906
they sure don't want to see it go down today

>>17688946
>months of testing mean it wont be here for the current spread
it'll be ready next year

>>17688930
>>entire global economy crashes
>>While health systems are overwhelmed
>>While grocery stores are empty
>>While migrants flow rapidly into Europe
>>While quarantines are being declared across developed countries
>>While the US presidential election is underway

>Is...It finally happening bros?

Music related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHDsEiA1IMs

>>17688906
Closing at 25k confirmed
ATH by friday

>>17688939
What dates?

>>17688879
You were telling people to buy at 300 and then you were waiting for 200. Now it's 50?

I pulled my money out before it tanked below my initial investment and reinvested in XOM and CRT.

Will I be okay?

>>17688681
THEY ARE GOING FULL JAPAN RETARD

>>17688993
3/13

>>17688947
sounds like you haven't had a dose yet

>>17688044
imagine being btfo by this nothingburger

>>17688930
It's the closest thing to THE happening we have witnessed so far, this might be it, why didn't you listen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

>>17689000

>>17688997
>You were telling people to buy at 300 and then you were waiting for 200. Now it's 50?
I preach what I practice. 300 will look like a bargain sooner than you think. In the meantime I trade the price that is given to me. This dip is a great gift. Act accordingly

>>17688991
nope.

OXY cut dividend from .79 to .11, no longer on my watchlist, warren buffett blown the fuck out

friends, I'm dumb
how do put options work?
if ABCD4 is selling for 10$ and I buy a put option for it at 9, where do I profit?
if it falls for lower than 9, no one will buy it, right?
and if it goes for 9.5 or 10.5, i'll only lose money

can someone explain for the brainlet?

>>17689305
If you think the price will drop buy puts. If you think it will go up buy calls. Simple as that. Remember you can sell at any time you like you don't have to wait until the expiration

>>17689305
Put options benefits from price drops, if share went down to 9 than the put option would go up in value

>>17689327
>>17689374
but I don't get how I make the money
the stock I'm looking at is trading at 16.6
I want to buy an option at 15.7
however, there seems to be a comission of 0.85
how much do I make if it goes through? only 0.05?

>>17689407
Okay imagine the $15.70 strike price put option you buy costs $1.50 and the delta on that option is 0.5
Because of that 0.5 delta, every dollar that the underlying stock drops your put will increase in value by 50 cents which is the value of the delta. You have to buy puts in increments of 100 so your total cost is $150.85 since the commission is 85 cents. Imagine the price of the stock drops $1 in the first 5 minutes after you bought the option. With the 0.5 delta, every single one of your options increased in value by 50 cents so each one is now worth not $1.50 you bought at but $2.00. If you sell at that instant you would net $49.15
$200-$150-$0.85
You receive $200, you paid $150 for the options and you paid $0.85 commission so what you made is $49.15
That's how it works

>>17689513
Ahhh
I think i'm starting to get it. But how do I know what's the delta of a specific option?

>>17689584
Just look at the screen where your broker has the option listed and it'll be on there somewhere. Might be under a heading that says "Greeks"

>>17688126

>>17689066
This proves you're an idiot.

At least share the copypasta again

>>17690005
were going to end the day up about 300 points and then drop 700 tomorrow.

were going to enter a bear market and this magical bull run will be over. the bear market will last until there's a vaccine for COVID or until the overblown fear passes. then comes Trump reelection and then another 10 year bull market with 10-15% corrections along the way.

cap it

>>17690190
>he thinks we're not in a bear market already

>>17690206
bear market is close but by definition it hasn't happened yet like 23864 or something is the bear market

THIS JUST IN:

JEW YORK SENDS IN THE NATIONAL GUARD