/biz/ - Business & Finance

WE ENDING THE DAY RED

Under 23k...here we go

>>17687172
Let it burn.

I just threw $100 at SNSS, hope their news comes in clutch.

Dump it Bogg

wtf is happening with ORI?

Day of reckoning for SNSS, BUY

just sold everything only lost 4%

dow is up 500 points, bulls blown up? what did they mean by this?

>>17687186
>not pulling out while it's still pumpped up this high

fuck tripfags

Need a reliable good paying divvy to invest in.

I'm totally and unequivocally fucked. Why do I keep trying to time the market and get burned every single time?

See you @ 23k EOD boys

it's a good time to buy oil stocks, r-right?
XOM is cheap...

Bought in on GUSH at .97 cents, now to sit idle for the next 5ever.

DIS 3/20 100p or what

>>17687201


Bull is falling

Just bought over 5k shares of F. The divy looks nice and I hope I can earn some passive income with this.

>>17687183
Kek

It totally can. But I wouldn't sell at a loss. If you aren't overextended, just wait. There's either a bailout ahead, and about a monthly or yearly wait for your stocks to return to their current price. Just play a longer game.

You can still day trade too. There are still going to be slight winners and plenty of things to short.

Man, whoever nominated this Jay Powell must be completely incompetent and retarded.

>>17687214
ori, leg, xom

>>17687244
Why is everyone high on Keynesianism.

>>17687219
I did. Seemed too cheap to pass up. Even if Saudi Arabia continues to lower oil prices to hit foreign markets we can still expect government intervention / an eventual return to status quo.

Who here comfy?

BUY THE CHEAPIES!

>>17687172
I'm the shorting everything guy. The AAPL put is down almost 1k, and yet all the other moves have eaten up almost all of it. Short literally every fucking market, and any big name stock you can afford puts on.

Gamestop stocks.... do i buy?

>>17687252
What are the payout schedules, monthly or yearly?

>>17687261
>expect government intervention
heh

WE ARE BACK
DOUBLE DIGIT NDAQ COMING SOON

>>17687259
That kind of economic thinking isn't ending until there's a serious bubble pop and the US dollar is worthless. Expecting this dip to not be the big one and is just a hiccup until they bail it out.

>>17687237
you just threw away your money, lel
>>17687259
Because conditioned to worship keynesian economics?

>>17687270
Yes, very cheap puts our there right now.

>>17687274
Will be green any minute, good day.

>>17687201
>what did they mean by this?
Bears are desperate. Crab on lunch menu today. Then bull run.

Red before 1200
The bounce was weak

What will happen to MSG when NYC cancels all public events for 2 weeks?

>it's just the flu bro!
Seasonal flu mortality rate is 0.05% while corona-chan's is 1-4%, so low-end 20x as lethal. Corona-chan is also far more contagious
>it'll stop spreading when it warms!
Flu is exceptionally seasonal, it's R0 in winter is ~1.6 and under 1 in summer. Corona-chan's R0 is over 3 now (already well outside of flu season) and estimated to still be over 2 in summer, so while the speed of spread will slow, it won't be stopped.
>b-but treatments are just around the corner!
No. A vaccine is a year away at least. Antivirals don't work unless given within the first few days of infection, given the incubation period antivirals will be all but worthless. Monoclonal antibody therapy will be more effective, but is 6m out until trials, and still won't be very effective in advanced cases, indeed, Regeneron appears to be targeting their treatment as a prophylactic, probably mainly for healthcare workers treating infected.

Calls on TLT should pay nicely when fed announces rate cut next week

>>17687237

5000 shares at $6 per share = $30k ?

And 5000 shares with a quarterly dividend of $0.15 = $3000 per year passive income?

Have i calculated that correct or am I am brainlet?

>>17687278
those are all quarterly, do you prefer monthly?

>>17687244
Does Jerome go by Jay?

>>17687276
do you play video games?

>>17687267
Whats that text on the bottom of ya big screen say?

>>17687259
Boomers want to die in the perpetual bullrun they've had their entire lives. Fuck everyone who has to live beyond them.

>>17687296
>buying at the literal bottom
based

>>17687264
Sh'es dead?

Help me bro’s. I literally cannot stop buying. I get diamond hard every time I hit the green button. What do I do?

>>17687215
You're overthinking everything trying to maximize profits instead of taking reasonable long term decisions

>>17687237
5k? Should have put that in Vanguard's index funds. They're much cheaper now and you can expect 4 to 7 percent returns even in a recession economy

Fuck you, bobo. Just give us one face-ripping green day.

>>17687267
>TSLA investors

>>17687276
What can they realistically do to turn their business around?

>>17687321
Keep buying

>>17687206
There's a conference call at 4:30pm today to discuss financials and results. Gambling on it being a grandslam

>>17687237
you got memed into buying garbage and at a bad price.

>>17687308
yes

>>17687267
Do you always keep one in the chamber?

>>17687330
disgusting, joe would be a fucking love live fag

Can someone explain diversification? Only like 20 stocks in the S&P 500 move the needle. Why would I want the other 480 losers?

>>17687244
funniest thing is, further rate cuts are already priced in

>>17687305
Are they better?

>>17687335
Pump and dump. Everyone will be hopeful with Reggie as the CEO. Slight upward trend as people buy in, and then sell when you make a little cash

>>17687314
The meager loss was all from AAPL put which I knew was gonna drop, but no fucks given because iron hands here. I'm short everything, the 600 cash I'm waiting to clear to fund a hookers and blow Saturday night.

>>17687296
>graph with unlabeled axes
who the hell uses this joke of a program?

>>17687304
That company is going to go bankrupt brosepf ya gun lose all dem green papers

>>17687267

>>17687296
Annnd green.

Run while you still can little lambs.
I don't know if it's going to be more fun to watch you get hunted down,or stay in place and get steamrolled.

turn off pumps and start the dump?

>>17687325
so many vanguards to choose from, which one do I buy? also to all the people telling me I made a bad investment, it's my money and I will do what I want with it..ok? good.

>>17687279
Why not? Government is already posturing.

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBOIS

NOOOOO IT CAN'T FIZZLE OUT ALREADY

This was your last chance to stop holding
It's all downhill from here

>>17687362
as a generalization, no. ticker symbol O is probs pretty safe though

W-what do we have here????

>>17687386
>No guns corna having euro

>>17687402
Like that's a good thing.

>>17687357
diversification is for dumb or lazy people. if you know what you should be buying, buy it.

>>17687369
what's your target for GME?

ITS OVER.

>>17687371
redditors.

ohnonono

Why the fuck is it going back down I thought this shit was over IT'S THE FUCKING SNIFFLES WHAT THE FUCK

dump it

>>17687310
>>17687335
Just bought a hundred of their shares yesterday and made a profit because of reggie

>>17687403
two-pump chump and dump of a market can't even last to lunchtime.

>>17687412
You think XOM is worth it with the oil war going on?

post your cheapies
only the best companies that are getting caught up by the panic

HAL still dumping

HERE. WE. GOOOOOOOOOO.

>you now remember bulltards were still buying when S&P was over 3300

niggas should've shorted
boomers on suicide watch
-1% dow by end of trading
calling it

2800 breached
Next stop, breaker #1
DOMP EET

>>17687335
Dunno but Reggie getting on board is but good news.
The man saved Nintendo in America.

There's probably nothing he can do.

>>17687437

>Over
>Entire world locking down thanks to Coronavirus
>Russia/KSA shiiting on the US with the oil

Are you this fucking dumb?

>Trump tweets
>we go down

>>17687449
exxon is one of the more diversified oil companies, but only you can know your own risk tolerance

Do it.

>>17687399
https://investor.vanguard.com/investing/online-trading/order-types?cmpgn=RIG:OSM:TSM:RMTGFB:03092020:TXL:TXT:XX:XX:MECN:OTH:OTS:XX:XX::VG:sf231214366&sf231214366=1

Just do a little reading. I usually just do index funds + 401k and play with stock market options with a very small amount of my income

>>17687199
Selling? Right before dividend payouts?
You fool.

So...
this. ... ..
is how it feels...

true suffering ....

>Bull season all week

>>17687452
>that arm hair

>>17687304
Hilarious, my dad lost exactly 30K buying Ford stock just before the 2008 recession as well.

stag just hit a 52 week low for my REIT bois

What are good undervalued dividends that I should max my credit card on?

>trillions lost as chinese bat soup continues to crash global economy

>>17687237
Dude you fucked up.

Ford is shitting the bed right now, they have a ton of debt, and their divvie isnt the safest out there and their future growth is not looking great either.

Pull that shit and go T, KO, JNJ, or an S&P 500 dividend aristocrats ETF along with 20-40% bond etf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkfgFuCUe8w

It's just straight up dumping. If it bottoms out, I'm buying tqqq to daytrade. Fuck bobo.

>>17687511
Sphd

>>17687472
> Remembering right when shit was about to hit the fan you almost went long, and last minute had a feeling it's all burning down
I think like a lot of us here, this is my first down market actively trading, and I'm pretty happy at the results.

>>17687486
Looks solid. Might buy 10k worth of BND and another 10k worth of BNDX. Thanks a lot anon.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Get ready for the gap down

Just stopping buy to say anyone bullish right now is a bonafide retard that deserves to be destitute.

I'm just saying, I'd short DIS. I got 3 puts this morning at opening bell, and their up 40%. Premiums are rocketing off of very little movement.

Are the circuit breaker levels calculated from the daily high or the opening?

there is no bottom

AND IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
FREE FALLING

BUYING SQQQ NOW I TOLD YOU

>>17687339
Any particular reason?

>>17687542
What strike did you get? I picked up a 3/27 100p

sorry bulls, better luck next time

I already maxed my Roth contributions this January

Wish I would’ve bought at a lower price.

My account has gone from 23k to 17k

JUST

>>17687532
Been a long time since I've seen such blatant lies

>>17687487
Nigga what are you dumb? Look at the chart for APT for every "plague" it triples in values and in a few months times it goes back to being worthless.

10 YEAR YIELD FALLING, PREPARE YOUR ANUS

You guys got less than a week to accumulate some of this dip. V-shaped recovery is on its way.

The government is slow to do things, stimulus and rate cuts are a sell the news event, institutions will want to rob all that free cash they can.

>>17687353
Actually the TSLA investors are the girls while TSLA is creeping up on their pockets.

>>17687537
I'm not bullish for right now anon, I'm bullish for 20 years from now.

>>17687578
(I'm up on APT overall because I juggled it)

>>17687525
No problem!

>bought
>looked myself in the mirror
>CANCEL ORDER IMMEDIATELY
what did I see, /biz/?

>>17687537
>stopping buy
>buy
no one cares what you think your dirty ESL

>>17687583
Prob should look at whats happening now before you say

>>17687583
nigga in two weeks Escape from New York will be reality

I went to the danger zone

>>17687570
I went with 80 with the same expiration because I already shopped puts on the Nasdaq, S&P and Dow, so didn't wanna go too high of premium, I don't know how long I'll hold this one with such a low strike theta will suck.

>>17687605

Dow below 1%

Damn, I was only able to get half my load in SQQQ :(
Jerome please pump so I can get more thanks

>>17687598
Why not just buy puts?

>>17687605

how low can we go

>>17687541
previous close I believe

>fed wasted billions trying to keep the market above 24k yesterday

>>17687480
What about high risking it with PEI? It's one year payout.

How low is GUSH going what the fuck.

Stay the course they said

Don’t panic sell they said

I’m selling before I lose anymore I can’t take this.

>>17687605

>>17687583
> IT'S GOING BACK UP BECAUSE
Christ you emotional traders are retards, there is literally no bullcase, fucking none, at the very best your hope is a back end recovery kicking off come September, and that's if the world is fixed in the next week or 2.

>zey bought?

TRIGGER THEM CIRCUIT BREAKERS. FUCK THE WORLD.

>going to reach yeserdays close in the next hour
lmao

>>17687650
probably 0, and I'm not even joking

>>17687625
Because I'm a retard and don't understand what those are. I don't have a brokerage account at all so I can't even short.

How do I short Trump?

>>17687478
Fuck you you fucking dumbass. There is NO REASON it should be going down right now. Job growth is strong, the economy is doing fantastic, yet a case of the fucking SNIFFLES is bringing the whole thing down? BULLSHIT. Only a couple old faggots are dying NOT A BIG DEAL IT KILLS LESS THAN THE FLU

PUMPED

>>17687673
JPY

>>17687654
Why?

You only lose when you sell.

>bouncebabies let me buy the dip (of leveraged inverse ETFs)
thank you bulltards

>>17687654
All in on DRIP.

SOUNDS LIKE SPECULATION, NOT INVESTME...ER, I MEAN YOLO GET THOSE TENDIES BOI

>>17687669
Damn I’m fucking dumb.

>>17687674

>>17687670
>I don't have a brokerage account at all
??????????????

>>17687674
Shutup retard. The market isn't subject to your narrow thoughts.

>>17687654
Schwab actually tweeted out some tips to "sell if you must" yesterday. It's fucking over.

>>17687197
Reckoning won't come until aftermarket btw so this random dip on the day doesn't really matter.

>>17687674
It doesn’t kill less than the flu, you fucking idiot. Do you have any idea what a mortality rate is?

>>17687674

>>17687684
mmm corona tiddies

>>17687674
Also, Saudis flooded the market with cheap oil yesterday after they purged people in the royal inner sanctum. That has a lot to do with oil companies taking a hit.

>>17687684

>>17687674
In case you haven't realized, there's a disproportionately large amount of old people in the USA currently

>>17687644
LMAO INVESTING IN MALL REITs U FUCKING RETARD
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4330566-pennsylvania-reit-35-dividend-yield-screams-sucker-yield

>>17687684
This is a man isn't it?

>>17687674

Don't worry bull bros, uncle joe will bring calm to the market

guys it only kills the people with most of the wealth absolute NOTHINGBORGAR

>>17687694
Margins*
Sorry, I told you I'm a retard :^)

>>17687684
looks too round

>>17687684
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

MORE PUMPS FOR CHUMPS. DOWN WE GOOOOOOO

>>17687244
Pathetic

>>17687674
>bill is a /smg/ bullfag

>>17687605
You accidentally saw your eyes in the mirror and realizzed deep down you didn't really believe it.

>>17687516
Very good taste anon

PUMP IT

>>17687674
Go back to Twitter Bill

Look at the one month on GILD kek

>>17687674
>>17687674
Good job. You watch the news. What's it like being one of the laziest "investors" huh?

Yes pump it daddy Jerome I still have 20 shares of SQQQ to grab at 24 or less

>>17687674
Trump pls go

>>17687674
This is the logic of the average bull haha
Hey, those old people that could die own most of the wealth idiot

cool it..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkUVToIfrKg

Nigeria (NGE) stock anon here. I am currently negative 51% since I bought in July 2018.

>>17687674
>historically low TF
>supplychain bullwhip
>quarantines expanding world-wide
Wake up.

>>17687674
>Job growth is strong, economy is doing fantastic
Yes, that's what the economy looks like at the peak of the cycle.
What's the best time to sell stocks?
At the peak, when the economy looks the best.
ie right now.
So people are selling right now.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

put 4K into the market over the last 4 weeks (including 1K yesterday). should be able to hit my goal of 10K in 10 weeks without dipping too much into my emergency savings which is earning a WHOOPING 1.6% (soon to be 1.1%). How's everyone doing today in the day of the Bull Trap?

new fortnite update this week should be bullish for gamestop.

>>17687674
And what is your reason for the stock market going up as much as it has been in recent years?
We are totally dealing with a perfectly reasonable and rational market, right?
fucking kek

Worth to buy MRO, APA, GUSH, or OXY?

D
O
W
N
N
N

>>17687541
Previous close, see yesterday. Yuuuge gap down, tripped almost immediately

>>17687674
Corona's longterm implications means travel/shipping will be a plague risk for the next year, Chinese manufacturing just shit the bed and they may be on the edge of a revolt (fucking up manufacturing entirely), and Oil just shit the bed.

There's every reason for the markey to be in freefall.

Why the fuck would you long niggers?

>>17687795
based and bearpilled

>>17687674
Everything you said is already priced in

>>17687808
why would you buy that

>>17687766
thanks anon!

Where do all you guys see yourself in three months time with this happening?

It's new lows everytime I look at it.

>>17687812
>How's everyone doing today in the day of the Bull Trap?
If I stop watching my day change dropping, it's like the red candles didn't actually happen :^)

>>17687674
Oh also it's (minumum) got 20 times the deathrate of the flu.

what time is trump's speech today?

>>17687838
in an urn on a shelf... we're all going to die.

>>17687838
Retired

>>17687838
Still shit posting in bed

>>17687838
rich from SQQQ and under quarantine

>>17687746
No, just Asian boobs.

>>17687838
Quarantined in my stroika playing vidya and coomin

European /biz/nessmen, where do you trade options?

What kind of fiscal stimulus is Trump going to pull out of his hat today?

>>17687583
>numbers trickling out of China are worse than expected
>V-recovery as Red Quarter starts & corona-chan's US tour kicks off
Very bullish.

>>17687838
hopefully making at least 2k a month in dividends
I dont want to wage cuck anymore bros...I can't take it anymore.

>>17687838
In three months time the cities are going to be going full madmax/zombie movie from the layoffs/closed businesses/lack of food/and spreading plague.

>>17687702
Lmao @ that comment

>>17687838
Paying the bills selling covered OTM calls on the legendary sized stack of SOXL I'll be buying when it hits 50 a share

>>17687838
Finally out of quarantine. And then back to same old

>>17687670
Want one of mine? I think 4 may be too many. I haven't used my E-Trade account in ages, it's yours now, let me know how those Vystar shares are doing.

>>17687872
We can still profit off this. I've been selling facemasks on Facebook market place and eBay. I want an Amazon store for selling this shit.

>>17687871
>WE HAVE A VIRUS VACCINE AND 1 BILLION TESTS READY TO SHIP!!!

>>17687674
stfu donald

>>17687838
Hainan

>>17687868
i use igindex and bet the options through the spreadbetting platform. zero taxes (for uk) and very low minimums

>>17687838
NEET-maxxing at my parents house after being laid off. Going to maximize my /fit/ness and use my STEM degree to apply for Officer School and die for Zog.

>>17687832
NGE looks kinda like nigger as an African nation index ticker symbol. Only reason.

>>17687838
Same place I am now one quarter of dividends richer.

I'm planning on putting money into NUGT but I see that its been going down. Bit of a brainlet so could posters here please explain why the stock is going down even though gold is rapidly increasing?

DUMP IT

Wh-What happens when we hit red again?

BOOMERS GET WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVE

>>17687702
Sell what's up and buy some cheap energy stocks when you can.

>>17687874
if you have that much capital to make 2k a month on dividends you should use it for something besides dividends

>>17687674
panic sellers, fake information has always been one of the biggest enemies against the market

What's the website for the cool red squares that show how poorly stonks are doing?

>>17687874
What are you doing for divvies?

BANK OF AMERICA WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

my money cleared today, this is literally babby's first profit, be proud of me /smg/

>>17687872
>numbers trickling out of China are worse than expected
Source please anon? Did they finally get caught with their pants down?

23 is so close, i can almost taste it

>>17687874
>2k in dividends
just with a small loan of a million dollars

>>17687918
panic selling at 0% probably makes it plunge to -7% again

>>17687868
I can't. My broker has some warrants (scummy options but worked out well enough last week) and some leveraged shit like certificates.
At least there's currently a promotion ongoing so I don't have to pay any fees

>>17687685
You really think oil can go any lower? Its literally 1.89 at my gas station

You would be buying the absolute top right now

Can we get some doomed porn on the news already? Its been quiet and my options haven't done their daily +50%

>>17687868
Swissquote, expensive af though but has everything.

>>17687918
Bad things

I'm just dying laughing at being up, I chose the names well but fuck I bought 8 contracts across 4 assets in like 45 seconds, there was such little thought, is this the magic of WSBs I hear so much about?

NO WHERE ARE YOU JEROME I STILL NEED 500 DOLLARS WORTH OF SQQQ START PUMPING YOU FUCKING DEEPWATER JEW FUCK

We gaaaaaaannn

What is this trend called /smg/?

DAX IS NEGATIVE, I REPEAT DAX IS NEGATIVE

>>17687930
https://finviz.com/map.ashx

>>17687918
we buy

>>17687186
You deserve to lose your money

>>17687920
Based

>>17687918
The algos rampage until the breaker

>>17687939
;) Just like in 2008 Anon. It's an opportunity. You should have not even had that stock before a recession. It's a slow grower. Wait for the feds to bail them out and buy right before they do. In 2008 it jumped from 1 dollar a share to 32 a share after the bailout

BELOW 24K AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17687967
the goy trap

Sub 24k

WHAT IS GOING ON GUSH IS A PENNY ETF???? WHERES THE FLOOR

DB falls below $6.40 and they default this week

>>17687264
>>17687267
This.

>>17687957
CNBC is posting their stock photos of a generic "concerned floor trader looking at the screen"

>>17687967
broken black swan neck.

>>17687967
the big dümp of 2020

>>17687983
>>17687986
Come to Papa

They just keep pumping at 24k

>>17687930
Thanks familia.
Shouldn't the squares be red though?
I thought we were pink wojaking

AAL became a penny stock after 9/11 which stopped flights for a week. If you're trying to call the bottom now lmao

Rate my positions....

>>17687994
I fucking love how they are trying to make it good news while any "rebound" today quickly fades away

its happening again, hold on to your butts

>>17687967
"you tried"

Whoa, that VIX stock is on a tear! Up above 50 now.

0.40%
Just a bit more...

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GREEN DAY NOOO

TANK TANK TANK!

>>17687942
im not proud of you at all... because i know youre gonna get way more anon

Pretty much 3% down from the open, gonna hit that 7% again soon lads

>>17687942
>my money cleared today, this is literally babby's first profit, be proud of me /smg/
You did good

>>17687992
DB won't fall until the EU is insolvent. They'll keep pumping that corpse because it falling will make their problems so much worse.

>>17688006
I mean that's one way to lose everything

>>17688025
I want this market to crash, and I'm tired of pretending I don't

We grilling steak tonight bearbros

Free fall mode

Well done fed, well done

this is a dead whale bounce

>>17687149
>Call the inverse at 2.5
>pussy out and sell during the rally to 3
>Could have made 6% so far

HERE WE GO

NEW THREAD
>>17688044
>>17688044
>>17688044
>>17688044
>>17688044

well you've had your fun bulls, now back into the shed

We red now bois

YES YES YES

FINALLY

PLEASE KEEP ALL HANDS AND FEET INSIDE THE RIDE AT ALL TIMES.

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's beautiful
So fucking beautiful

trump announcement might turn it around

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>the reverse bounce
KEK

SPY 275

>puts in the positive again
faster than I expected desu

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is a whale carcass being eaten by bottom feeders before its skeleton rolls into the Mariana trench.

YEEEEES
KEEP FALLING AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA

>o%
o%
>o%
o%

There it is. Dow -56 pts. Fuck bobo.

>>17687967
Dead cat free fall.

anyone get on sqqq today? at what price if so?

What are you all going to do with your Boomer cash after this market crash transfers wealth to us? I'm buying real estate and more stonks

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stop Bobo! It was his turn

>>17688002
>Shouldn't the squares be red though?
>I thought we were pink wojaking
We clown market now. Even when it's green we still pink wojak

Hope you didn't exit your short positions.
it ain't over bearbros

So I'm new to investing in actual stocks but ive got mutual funds that work matches dollar for dollar and I understand how mutual funds work but I thought maybe I'd move into stocks and potentially options but havent the foggiest clue where to start. I was thinking in january when Corona chan started blowing up I should short airline and hotel stocks but that time has come and gone and I currently cant trade on margin anyways. I am reading some books and just lurking for the most part now checking out the stocks that everyone here is talking about it's very interesting I still havent made my first move because I feel like I still have a lot to learn but I'm enjoying it

>>17687942
Good job anon, welcome to the green club, many more gains are un your future

>>17687990
$0.0001

>>17688137
I won't take profit until I've doubled my FAZ positions at the earliest. Oh boy I love money flowing effortlessly into my account. Why am I still wagecucking?

>>17688150
STOCK MARKET COLLAPSING RN

>>17688094
Stonks, Bitcoin, maybe a house

>>17687942
Keep it up, don't get emotional.
You're off to a good start.

HERE WE GOOOOOO

>>17688181
we wagecuck just to get more liquidity to generate gainz.

I've been saving a long time for these past few weeks

>>17687910
But.... Why would you invest in niggers?

>>17688095
From ~$1,000 in the green at open to -$32.25 in the red right now.

>they sold?

pamp eeet

WE RED NOW
>WE RED NOW
WE RED NOW
>WE RED NOW
WE RED NOW
>WE RED NOW
WE RED NOW
>WE RED NOW
WE RED NOW
>WE RED NOW

Kek that was a short lived rally

>>17688222
Fair point.

why is everything bleeding?

>>17688245
Feelsbadman

>>17688325
Because the bubbles are going to pop now that it didn't immediately recover

Back to normal men

SPY put 260 3/13

lets do this

bullbros what the fuck is going on why is this happening

>>17687968
German boomers are suffering

>Tesla almost red
Im cooming

sell harder lets hit the circuit breakers short this mf

Oh they pumpin

SELL

BULL BROS WHERE ARE YOU? IT IS TIME TO RALLY

Im pulling the plug on this can't take it anymore

You guys think we're getting another bounce tomorrow? Might close out a ton of shit today and catch a bounce tomorrow when Trump's plan baits more bulls into buying.

>>17688519
BUY SNSS

>>17688455
they should have accepted more refugees

>>17688544
See you in Valhalla

almost panicked when F fell under 5.90 lol
looks like it's recovering now

Bottom acheived
Bears on suicide watch.

>>17688589
Will you faggots ever learn what a dead cat bounce is?

>>17688589
Are you that retard who bought $30k of F?

>>17688627
Bro you get a discount on new vehicles for owning stock, totally worth

>>17688627
Yes but I should make it very clear that I buy just about everything. I also bought Verizon, Carnival Cruise, American Airlines and a tiny bit of VISA (my biggest position fyi). The reason I don't add VISA as much is because it's really expensive and rarely ever dips. Be honest...are you jealous me?

>>17688627
What is F?

>>17688615
us bears are fine

i actually like it when it goes up, puts get cheaper

>>17688672
respect.

>>17688665
>Be honest...are you jealous me?
Why would I be jealous of a bad investment?

>he actually went long
OH NO NO NO
HAAAAA

>>17688672
the opposite of S

>>17688716
how is investing into one of the oldest car manufacturers a bad investment?

how is diversifying your portfolio bad?

it's easy to sit on the sidelines and brow beat people when you are too cowardly to take a dip into the pool, keep your critiques to yourself and let people invest the way they want..

>>17688672
You press it.

>>17688792
Safe investments only make you poor in the long run.
Case in point, the last month and a half.

>>17688672
All jokes aside, ford is a fairly solid company, their intentions can be easily gauged if not clear and present for those in the manufacturing industry in the us. They're my dogwhistle to gtfo if they every start pulling 2006~8 stunts. They've got top tier analysts and unlike the top banks actually have some accountability, therefore they move to handle things.
Unlike many other companies that have sought to make a quick buck from using the fed's liquidity to pump up their stocks, ford has built a solid supply chain and R&D as well as minimize their line of products.

>>17687956
I do, KSA is still making good margins even at $30/barrel, they can drive it lower.

>>17688792
I'm gonna buy puts on F now, thanks.

>>17688858
This. With Ford you know what you're getting and I respect their transparency.

should I sell my F puts now or is it gonna keep dropping?

>>17688886
I still think their shares are bit high, but the div.'s not bad.
I wish I had some liquidity going into this clusterfuck, but I decided to pay for school out of pocket this semester.
Feels batsoup man.

>>17687737
thanks based SOXL anon for the response in previous thread. One more question tho, how do you react to the changes without ending up basically chasing the price? Do you unload only when there is some bigger price movement down?

imagine not buying more shorts every "pump" are people this retarded? cant be.

>>17689079
too retarded to buy shorts , please spoonfeed

>>17687583
99 iq

>>17689101
SQQQ, SPXU

better sell right NOW

nice +1% you got there mumus

>>17689427
told you, either catch the shoulder or cry

Where are the Anons who said they bought Gush around 90 cents? I bet they feel like shit right now.