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>>17686169
First

this is dead cat bounce if i ever saw one

My puts! My lunch money! Nooooooo

This better be good.

>>17686169
Fuck janny!

Breaker one inbound

Eternal bull market, the market will not be allowed down by trump and the fed.


the rally has begun.

oh boy here we go

If you want to get into options, TastyWorks has a very easy platform designed for options. They also have a podcast called TastyTrade where they teach you the very deep statistical ins and outs of options trading.

FUCKING FEDS ARE PUMPING IT.

ETERNAL ZIRP SOON

>>17686188
>>17686196
absolute delusion, very sad!.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME A QUICK RUNDOWN WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Good luck from Serbia friends, let's get rich

How do I stop second guessing my stock picks? Yesterday I even bought VOO like a scared pussy.

Someone spook the algos, I want to see some fireworks that even the PPT can't contain until the breaker trips

can this hold up tho

I MADE IT ETERNAL BULL RUN

fuck gypsies

1 TRILLION DOLLAR PUMP

NO BEARS NO
HOW COULD WE GET SO COCKY?
IT WAS OUR TURN! OUR FREAKING TURRRNNNNNNNNNNN!

>>17686169
I bought a ton of energy stocks at the end of the day yesterday. Most went up like Oasis. Now it's immediately going down. I just feel like sitting on these stocks and ignoring the market for a while

ITS OVER FOR BEARS

>>17686169
It's gonna pump until like 1030 and then resume dumping. Screencap this.

And the dead cat bounces...

soon bobo, soon it will all be right...

thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs

Half of my savings on SH (short) spray and pray with me boys ..

and down we go

REMINDER: The global markets are_exactly_ where crypto was in early 2018. Look at the behavior, the psychology, the memes. It's a play-by-play repeat

If you aren't a total newfag or nocoiner boomer, you will have seen this movie before and know what to do

>>17686252
Don't worry kuma, this is only temporary, life is full of fractals, sequences of events, the bull market will give way to the bears it has been foretold

>>17686235

Retarded keynesians are trying to print themselves out of a hole they themselves dug by printing too much money. Basically we're in the deflation stage before hyperinflation.

>>17685584
>Would you be so kind and elaborate little bit more in the futures thing? you unload even if you lose money so you can buy back in later? any kind of example would be super helpful as im struggling with exactly the same thing
I start with 2 fundamental beliefs. 1) In the long term the market will be higher than it is right now. 2) In the short/medium term the market will go up and down. So if the market will be higher than it is today, the best strategy is to be long the market with leverage. The danger of leverage is the possibility of a margin call so we must manage the leverage responsibly in such a way to avoid one. My leverage comfort zone is between 3x and 4x. I don't like going below 3 cuz I feel like I'm sacrificing gains but I don't like being above 4 cuz that can get a bit tight when the market gaps down like it did in futures Sunday night.
So if you're in a leveraged position it's important to very nimbly manage it, quickly reducing leverage or increasing it as the situation dictates thus why a futures account is important since it lends itself to fast buying and selling and consistently high liquidity.
Alright, I'm in my position. I am presently 3.5x leveraged and that's my preferred multiple. As the price rises my leverage naturally decreases from 3.5 to 3.4 to 3.3 and so on since my borrowed amount is constant while the gains from the rise in price are added to my principle. The only way to raise my leverage back to 3.5 is to buy another contract. Wash rinse repeat as necessary.
If the price drops my leverage naturally increases from 3.5 to 3.6, 3.7, etc. since my borrowed amount is constant but the losses are subtracted from my principle. The response is to reduce the amount borrowed by selling a contract bringing my leverage back to 3.5x. Continue as necessary since you can contain losses and add the contracts when the price turns around. The time to strategically add/remove contracts is on pullbacks in the opposite direction of the trend

Uh oh bull bro's we got to cocky!

It begins.

>>17686211
Cool thnx

Come on I want to crash the plane with no survivors.

>>17686267
it's literally going down

>>17686273
pump eet

gonna buy $2k in tesla, guys energy on tv convinced me.

LOL the pump's already over. Massacre incoming.

>>17686176
American Idiot

>start investing into BTC when it was at 15K
>goes up to 19K then has its biggest crash ever
>sell at small loss

>invest into an S&P 500 index fund back in January
>Great depression 2.0 kicks in

I am just unlucky aren't I?

>>17686297
>robinhood users when the market opens

>>17686290
Sweet
Just bought some precious metals and stuff earlier so my money doesn't turn to mush
Catch you in the wasteland anon but pls don't get too close

EOD +2%, crab market tomorrow, then dump until friday

HERE THEY COME!!!!

HONEST EDITION

you did short the top, right anon?

>>17686334
le black friday confirmed

Bobros assemble. We can't let them get away with this.

Told you we open green and close red.
Should have bought yesterday and sold at the open.

>>17686320
welcome to investing

what is global dow?

>>17686322
They deserve no mercy at this point.

>>17686338
cursed image, red day incoming

>>17686283
This is how I feel about the markets, and the reason I think I was able to make so much money.

This is the bull power? Already down, such a weak bounce, tomorrow all red, brace for impact

>>17686338
who is this chinaman? is this some tripfags gf?

>>17686320
just hold and keep paying into it you retard. You're buying businesses which actually create wealth rather than retarded niggercoin and the market WILL go back up

>>17686313
why would you buy such an obviously overvalued stock when markets are nowhere near bottom yet?
it still has a long way down to go in the next few days
even their eps estimates for q1 are not looking good even for the long investors

i think im done, im just going to sit on cash and buy the cheapies

>>17686344
>implying i didnt buy PUTs at open

Pathetic pump lmao.

>>17685977
Will this raise the oilprice?

CAN WE TALK ABOUT EURO DOLLAR FUTURES AND HOW TO PROPERLY BET AND MAKE MONEY OFF THE FACT THAT FED IS GOING TO LOWER INTEREST RATES IN ANOTHER 2 MONTHS BEVAUSE THERE WILL BE A PANDEMIC?

CAN SOMEONE LEVEL WITH ME.

OH NO BULLBROS, WE GOT TOO COCKY!

>>17686384
FUCK

B-B-BUT BERNIE'S OUT OF THE RACE, BIDEN HELP USSSSSSS

Bullbros what the fuck is going on why is this happening

>>17686358
might even be in the red by close today desu

Absolute defense line at 2800. If the PPT can't keep it above that, breaker #1 follows after 15 minutes.

>he thought it was over
>he bought "the dip"
I want to laugh but it's just sad now.

>>17686381
Stock market live updates: Dow up 900, 10-year Treasury jumps, oil climbs 8%
CNBC7m

HELP I'M TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND
WHAT'S HAPPENING. SHOULD I AN HERO?

down we goooooooooooooooo
nothing can stop this

Nice pump bulls. We're gonna be red by 10:30 at this rate.

Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/By5lxXOQk3s

PUMP IS DYING ALREADY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

so much dumb money getting filtered...

>>17686169
Anyone hear how the Saudi Family had a series of royal executions yesterday and released a ton of cheap petrol into the market tanking energy company values?

Is this a good time to buy energy company stocks for pennies on the dollar? Energy prices would likely rise within the year or the next few years. Tying up 2k doesn't seem that crazy to me

>>17686410
damn man what a pump 8% back of 25% and starting to dump again

>>17686396
BECAUSE WORLD WIDE MANUFACTURING IS DOWN.
BECAUSE OIL IS UNSTABLE.
BECAUSE THE FUTURE OF THE VIRUS IS FRIGHTENING.
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN?

>>17686413
You should always an hero anon

>Bogdanov, he bought in
Doooomp eeeeet

Below the open now
Brace for impact

this is all quite a roller coaster

Can someone please engage with me. This has potential to be a 10 to 100x

Jesus fucking christ

>>17686250
GOSENZOOOOO OHHHHHHHHHHHH

>he bought the dip

>>17686376
Good choice

>>17686406
>might
The cat tosser was overzealous and the bitch bounced off the roof.

>>17686443
But if you dump at a loss you loose the money. Why not just wait a few years if you're not entirely tied into the market?

The bank won't let me pull all my money out. WHAT'S HAPPENING

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEE.

>the fed is betting against a pandemic
HOLY SHIT THESE RETARDS

>dümp eet
>pümp eet
>repeet

>>17686223
>I'll hold your sack bull-sama ^0^

>>17686471
>I'm sorry John, I can't let you do this

>>17686471
larp

Does anyone have that /SMG/ prophecy, as foretold many, many threads ago?

Are there any White and Based divvy stocks to buy at a steal right now?

>italy dropping again

some energy stocks are literally in the red 10 minutes into the day, even after the 15%-30% losses the sector took yesterday
how the fuck is this possible

>>17686471
Shid, how much do you have in? I never out more than 2k into the market and was using a 401k for retirement. Still got plenty of savings

>>17686320
>I am just unlucky aren't I?
You'll feel a whole lot luckier a year or two from now as long as you hold what you got and buy more as the price gets better

>>17686487
GOOD!

DEAD CAT CANT EVEN BOUNCE 5%

We GAAAAAAN

>>17686450
which one? GME?

ITS DROPPING FAST NOW

>>17686490
which ones?

>>17686508
No using euro dollar futures to bet that the fed will lower interest rates and making 10x-100x off it.

>>17686490
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wsj.com/amp/articles/saudi-russia-disclose-dueling-output-plans-amid-intensifying-oil-market-war-11583835347

Saudis aren't playing. They also purged people from the inner royal sanctum in Saudi Arabia yesterday. They're a bit closed off to the public but NPR reported on supposed executions and arrests

I'm green right now, we bull market again?

>>17686486
ford

>tfw I'm working for a german energy supplier like EON, just smaller, but still top 10 in germany

How fucked is my company?

>market goes up
>pump bear
>market goes down
>dump bear
>pump bull
>market goes up

I've made so much money, this shit is so broken lmao

>>17686523
Interest rates are already near zero homie.

>>17686529
CIA nigger

AND I'M FREEEEEEEEE FREEEEEEE

>>17686508
jesus christ i got rid of my GME call late yesterday because i though "you know, this is such a gamble, ive got nothing to to really assure me it'll go up"

AND THEN FUCKING REGGIE SHOWS UP

Bros, six months ago I was transferring money from rh to my bank to Schwab, so I had about 30 large in my checking account. I got calls once a week from the bank about credit lines and investment products, etc. Thinking they get a notification about large accounts to leech. Now I have that balance over at Schwab and about 10 large in checking. The banks keep calling me! As if I have a ton of money! Wtf? Is this the state of banks begging their clients?

>>17686546
youre probably just black

>>17686487
Save the pasta!

>>17686534
Can't believe I'm going to be eating out of a can because of you cardsharps

>>17686545
dont fret. nothing happened. still under 4$ and the short interest isn't as much as it's been purported

>>17686536
You're a fucking retard. I'm literally dropping a 10x in people's laps right now.

>>17686546
just let them suck your dick already

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS!

Today's gonna be a green day

>pomp eet

WHY IS GOLD DOWN AGAIN?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Alright, transferred all of my holdings from Robinhood to Webull. After that last outage I'm not taking any more risks.

>spy goes up
>vix goes up even faster

Can't explain that one.

going tits up

>>17686529

>>17686523
Green pill me on this. How would it work?

>>17686513
I don't recognize most of them, I was just trying to check how much the sector is going to bounce back up after taking heavy losses out of everyone yesterday
HAL and Baker for instance are two I recognized when I checked

WHY IS DONALD DOING THIS TO US

>>17686486

>LMT
>NBR

Thanks for teaching me about DCAing instead of just dumping in all at once
I'll keep lowering my SQQQ basis as it dips

>>17686568
They did call with sexy sounding bank assoc. Leaving steamy messages about servicing me. But what I'm saying is they are fucking desperate for some loan yields. And moreso than six months ago when their limit for cold calling was 3 times higher.

>>17686383
USB and possibly BAC puts. Target past 2nd earnings report.

What is happening to russian indices

>its now completely normal for the DOW to go up and down 1000 points each day
Feels suspicious

>>17686529

Friendly reminder that the DOW dropped 6k points in two weeks. That's the entire value of the market in 1996.

>>17686613
Good idea

Has anyone used options with Webull? Is it like Robinhood?

>>17686592
Use a broker that sells euro dollar futures contracts (Schwab). Bet that the fed will lower rates again, every basis point that drops in worth between 12 and 25 dollars per option, contract contains 1000 options.

Do the math.

>>17686626
stocks are the new crypto

>>17686638
thanks for the spoon feed

>>17686580
We're near zero interest rate. Inflation is already high. The bubble has to pop eventually. It would be healthy if it popped this week. Property values are already too high for what they're actually worth. Time to buy is just about here

>>17686626
Incoming depression, cant even keep the pump above opening for 20 minutes

>>17686580
thanks for the good laugh

>>17686638
>applied for futures account on schwab
>denied
what the fuck? i have an options account why did they deny me?

>>17686476
That's literally the FED. Bunch of out of touch boomer bureaucrats.

finally GME is starting to move

OPEC deal when?

WTF IS Goiong on why did they break trading of MARATHON OIL FUCK

why haven't you guys taken the boomerpill and DCA indexes while u sleep comfy and dont even care about what the dumbass market's doing

anything i can throw 1k into now and be very happy I did so in 10 years?

>have a credit spread that's not finally completely OTM
>still max loss

Can't explain that one.

>Me just sitting here as cash gang, watching the waves of the market go up and down

Being a bear is hard and the gouvernment can try to fuck you over at any point. Ill start investing back when we bottom out.

>>17686676
>Just wait 40 years to retire lmao

I DID NOT EXPECT IT TO GO UP THIS EARLY WHAT DO I BUY NOW

OH NO NO NO ____BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>17686681
buy SPY puts, cash out next week instead of in 10 years.

>>17686674
huh?

>want to start investing
>don't have money to invest
HAHAHA KILL ME

I never doubted the Bull for a second.

>>17686599
>>NBR
y mr. dubs?

>>17686696
no, hold your moneys for the real discounts to come

>>17686696
SQQQ won't get much cheaper than this for the foreseeable future

>>17686700
dubs confirm

>>17686486
VZ. Just wait for stabilization. Cell usage shouldn't go out of use anytime soon.

>>17686546
Yes. Banks want more depositor money because they leverage and profit off of it. All whilst you generally get little to no return for the risks they take using your capital. They literally profit off of your own money and are not required to have all funds available for depositors.

>tfw don't want to buy anything because this shit is going to crash with no survivors when I touch anything

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIJMhZX6PcY
>administration asked to remove all coronavirus posters
n-nothing wrong here guys!

>>17686584
>Webull
>I'm not taking any more risks
u wot m8

>>17686716
it's easy, sell stonks that will go down to buy stonks that will go up. it's free money

>>17686613
>cost averaging a 3x inverse leveraged derivative
Anon...

>>17686738
don't tell him

EVERYTHING IS RED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>17686716
if you have $500 right now that you dont care about. its a great time to short some markets and make bank. you parlay those earnings into more options.

>buying into an obvious bulltrap
lmao , the pandemic hasn't even started, it's algos doing all the trades.

Can someone explain why bio stocks are crashing but Dow and other stocks are going up? Last I checked Coronavirus was still causing shit

>>17686743
>he doesn't know about the daily reset

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17686704
correction:
anything i can throw 1k into now and be very happy I did so in 10 years that aren't options?

>>17686584
you're not taking risks by moving to another startup brokerage that is now seeing an influx of users from robinhood. nice

>>17686719

They pay a dividend and it is really cheap right now. Took a major hit with the down market the past two weeks.

>>17686732
Yup after looking at the chair, im bearish boys.

>>17686708
they halted trading, I was up 35% in it WTF they dumped, someone just made millions of dollars in 10 minutes and it wasn't me

Boooooorrrrrriiiiiing. Needs more happening.

>>17686691
What if I told you you can do both calls and puts. Woahhhhhhhhhh duuuudddee

>>17686759
pharma supply chains are fucked fren. a lot of the chemical precursors used to make meds are manufactured in china.

BURN IT ALL EXCEPT GME

As soon as I hit my original amount invested I'm pulling everything out

>>17686767
NVDA

>>17686759
dead cat bounces work both way. although 95% of bio stocks should absolutely crater

>>17686637
>Has anyone used options with Webull? Is it like Robinhood?
It's confusing as fuck with a shit interface like everything else on Webull.
>but it works

>everything is green
>israel still in the red

>>17686732
>listen to this tranny with purple hair

>>17686776
but its up for the day? how they gonna halt

>>17686691
this

>>17686732
Hair like that should not be in office..

>>17686743
Stock goes down I buy more hehe

>>17686788
>3/13

Yuck my dude. Should've gone out into April for after their earnings which will included new guidance from the REGGINATOR

>>17686676
>why haven't you guys taken the boomerpill and DCA indexes while u sleep comfy and dont even care about what the dumbass market's doing
I DCA deep out of the money calls on 3x leveraged sector indexes. Am I doing it right?

>>17686795
The fuckinf premiums are fucked on WeBull, look at the same contract on RH, and then WeBull, the wide majority are significantly more expensive.

>>17686803
it was going up up up, they dumped it and halted trading, when it resumed it was back down to yesterdays average

>>17686691
reasonable

GUSH worth at a dollar?

Putting $3k into GE stock on Robinhood. I'm new to investing. Bad move?

>>17686788
Sit on them. Day trading them at a loss won't do you any favors. Especially if you bought them for more than you're selling them. The fed won't let the market go entirely belly up. They'll just print more money and bailout.

>>17686767
SOXL

>>17686783
Fuck. Me. So basically no stocks are safe right now.

>>17686794
Any idea what my long term odds are of making my money back?

>>17686840
>Robinhood
yes

>>17686801
Purple or blue hair is the mark of the beast.

>>17686840
>putting money on a defunct brokerage

If the bubble pops will real estate value go down? I'm looking at a property for a business and would be thrilled for cheapies

>>17686693
lol just be smart and make money while you're young

>>17686374
It's a nice feeling to know someone else is also losing money with you

DROPPIN

>>17686855
rate cuts boost real estate prices

>>17686844
no, because I don't know what exactly you're holding

>>17686716
>don't have money to invest

yes you do you're probably like 17. You have 20% of every future bit of income you get to invest with retard

>>17686720
I am a perma-bull btfo

>>17686834
Just bought 200 shares, I had no idea it went that low until I saw your post.

So definitely

So, how long do you think the pump will last before it begins to go down again rapidly like before?

>>17686741

>>17686842
The AAPL is the only big loser, I knew it was going to cut in half today but oh well, when there's this much volatility really don't cry over entry price too much, DIS is already 30% up, the rest are about even. Going to need iron hands to get through the presidents speech tonight, but iron hands I have.

all my stocks are doing shit

>>17686854
is Webull decent for just buying stocks or is it in the same boat as Robinhood?

>>17686884
End of the day.

Is PEI a good investment for dividends?

Is there an affordable ETF that pays out faster that can give me greater returns?

>>17686759
Because Feds aren't bothering to pump biostocks, so you're getting a realistic look at how things are actually playing out with them,

>>17686855
Yes, housing is a bubble.

I work with developers in Florida. People are moving here but the housing costs are too high so there are swaths of empty houses being listed for 250k to 400k that are empty. It has been that way for 2 years. The bubble has to pop eventually

>>17686861
Cheers fren, if we go down we go down together

How do you people not realize this
Is a bull trap?

Why is gold fucking down ugh I'm all in on gold miners AND GORO HAS GONE DOWN 15 PERCENT FUCK YOU

Is GASL worth any attention or is that just going to die soon?

>>17686894
never heard of it.
stick with a company that's been around for at least 10 years.

I was telling you to accumulate this GME shit below $4. LOOK AT US NOW!!!!

What price should I buy SQQQ and SPXU at? I had limits set for 22/25, looks like that’s not happening

>>17686908
>he doesn't know about the precious metal bubble

>>17686780
I know. But the gouvernment tries its hardest to make the market go up.
Betting against them is risky business. Way riskier than betting on rising market movements.

Its also my first recession and worlds apart from small market corrections like fall 2018. So I will just watch and learn. Maybe skim a bit here and there.

>>17686905
How do you not see Corona is a nothing sandwich?

>>17686924
based 40% divvie

>>17686834
>>17686883
shit this is tempting... odds it it being dissolved? Its happened before.

>>17686924
so i found a more reliable source for short interest. GME has been around 35%, not 100+%.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/09/fed-to-step-up-liquidity-injections-to-guard-against-market-pressure.html

Jesus...

>he bet against the US government

>>17686900
Any idea why not? Seems if there's a medical emergency then those are the companies that will be in the most demand

>>17686953
pamp eet

>>17686955
im betting on putin/SA and i like my odds

>>17686931
We are all in a bubble it doesn't make sense. I'm gonna be financially ruined

>>17686834
>>17686883
Bought 400. Frick it.

>>17686876
My major ones are VIR, MRNA, and NVAX

what are some good dividend stocks?
I want to build a decent portfolio but I'm a novice
and don't want to gamble with options like many new comers.

>>17686905
theres nothing wrong with playing some calls for today. the market has been pretty predictable for the last 2 weeks. we will keep dropping every other day, more and more for another 2 months.

This fucking faggot just said that this 3% gain hold signals 'at least the potential of a multi-level run'. There's no saving these idiots.

How to make money on the stock market in 2020 :
Prices go up - buy
Prices go down - buy

>>17686908
Precious metals are artificially high. Even buying gold and silver from people is higher than it is actually worth. Trying to sell gold and silver is usually pennies on the dollar compared to buying gold and silver

I CAN HOLD THESE STOCKS

>>17686987
read >>17686529

>>17686953
newspeak for market manipulation and money printing

>>17686955
US Government vs Corona virus

>>17686949
You're supposed to add them together, its 135+%

Who's even buying?
Things are getting worse

>>17686942
Enjoying coughing out your esophagus.

>>17686975
gonna get some cheap LEAPS oof.

Back into your little cuck shed, bearniggers!

>>17686953
thats still not enough and theyre still just kicking the can down the road. eventually it will all still fall. repo's arent solutions. its like being in a sinking ship and retards are using buckets to get water out the ship. regardless, youre still sinking.

>>17687001
That’s a throwback

>>17687007
ahh shit, maybe it's 200%... how are people EVEN BUYING RIGHT NOW!!!

>>17687008
people who think the virus is already priced in

>>17686963
Except, no, they aren't at all. Why the fuck would a biotech company be suddenly in demand? Shit people need is in demand. The fed isn't going to waste liquidity on shit like biotech. It goes to energy, retail, airlines, transportation, etc. Shit people actually need.

>>17686963
The expected increased demand for biotech over the next few months/years as the Kung Flu spreads means that it should theoretically self correct.

So rather than pump the boats that look watertight they're trying to save sinking ships.

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO CRABBY CRABS

>>17686834
>>17686883
>>17686947
Any chance of good news for oil?

as long as there is credit. boom/bust cycles will happen and they'll be more violent each time because people on wall st are too fucking greedy and want more every year. 40m becomes not enough you want 50m next year, then 75m the year after. they'll just overleverage again, pump shit up, then get bailed out when it starts to come crashing down.

>>17687004
Knew it. They won't last those crooks.

>>17687008
>>17687008
I bought some petroleum stonks. They were too low to pass up. If the fed is super reactionary and bails out American companies or if the Saudis cheap export of oil discontinues in the next 6 months or 2 years oil is bound to bounce back. Not worried in the slightest.

>>17687053
its going to be a crab week all week

So I assume the worst of it is over, when will the recovery start?

>>17686525
just bomb it already

>>17687060
zero fucking chance.

Fuck. ITS CRASHING

What do you guys think about the idea of shorting fast food companies? A lot of people who work there can't afford to get tested or take a day off for when they're sick. I feel like there's a scandal right around the corner.

>>17687002
I hear bankruptcy is around the corner. Sales are down and there "leaked" photo attempt at generating hype failed in my opinion. I just don't see why anyone would purchase Ford when it's lost over half it's value in 2 months.

>>17687068
>the worst of it is over

>>17687068
>So I assume the worst of it is over

>Bullkeks BTFO again

bull trap boys throw in the towel

>>17687086
congrats anon, you got it, going to masturbate now, wish me luck.

>>17687038
what the fuck are you talking about. theyre getting cash so they can pay their employees so the company doesnt collapse from a cash crunch. nobody needs fucking airlines during a viral pathogen spreading, lmfao.

>>17686983
if you bought at the peak you'll have to get lucky that they actually have something against corona in the pipeline. any good news will give them another pump but who can say how high?

>>17687076
It would stabilize the market more than printing more money. If they bomb the Saudis it would be an instant win for me. But they won't, the British established modern Saudi Arabia as a proxy in the 40s and 50s so I doubt any western country will touch them

The damn fools

>>17687068

I'm down BIG already. Who the fuck is dumping

there she goes, get the fuck down

>>17686788
Update
> QQQ
> SPY
> DIA
> DIS
All already profitable, AAPL will take a few days but it'll be back.

>>17686883
Why? No chance oil and gas get a boost. Might get dissolved

>>17687068
>So I assume the worst of it is over

>>17687099
chckd

>>17687060
Not in the shortterm.

But come on GUSH is a dollar

>>17687024
>>17687053
the worst thing is how the markets are being pampered by the FED. perpetual ZIRP is basically inevitable at this point.
I wonder if there's going to be a US currency crisis anytime soon. Trump's "USD too strong!" - "USD too weak!" comments are a red flag. this is shaping out to be catastrophic.

yayyyy

We need more pumping yes.

>>17687068
yes,which is why you should buy before it goes up

>dude coughing like he's dying during the CDC session
it's over

I need a good dividend to invest in. Something cheap with good, preferably short payout time.

I need to sit this out and let my bags swell.

>>17687038
Because sick people need drugs, and it's looking like there's going to be a fuck ton of sick people. There are already quarantines going into effect in some places and the FDA is fast tracking products from different companies so they seem to be taking it more and more seriously

>>17687130
hot

>>17687140
>stimulate the prostate

>alah willing, it will be doumped

>>17687136
>perpetual ZIRP
speak of the devil >>17687140

New thread
>>17687149
>>17687149
>>17687149
>>17687149
>>17687149

Rate my big short setup

>>17687129
Maybe not a boost for a while but it can't possibly go lower.

So it crabs until agreements are in place and oil returns to at least 60 a barrel, and GUSH doubles in vaule.

If anyone wants to disagree, that is fine, I am mostly blindly gambling on this one.

>>17687085
Short Italy and Japan

>>17687140
New it. Safe bet to hold and sell once they pump. I would not hold after a stimulus.

Boomers always do the same thing. The bubble may still pop, especially in housing, but there's no way they won't desperately pump freshly minted pretendo money into the stock market.

boomers are on fucking suicide watch
anywhere between -1% and -3% Dow by close
calling it

>>17687181
>dr.pepper

Drink of the gods.

>>17687136
when the fed intervenes this heavily you know shit is serious and its bad. too many overleveraged hedge funds/banks again caught sleeping at the wheel. and every week the markets stay under new highs the more they start to feel the pinch. and because theres so much going on a lot of HF/banks are going to go bust.

>>17687134
Deffo worth a little gamble.

>>17687183
>Maybe not a boost for a while but it can't possibly go lower.
famous last words

>>17687204
>because theres so much going on a lot of HF/banks are going to go bust
probably happened yesterday when oil crashed

>>17687181
nice, i like the floating television

>>17687140
This is the ultimate proof that Blompf is a Democrat in disguise

>>17687101
Yea.....that's called liquidity you fucking idiot. What you don't realize, every passenger flight on it has thousands of pounds of cargo being moved by private companies, namely the big industrials. This is why airlines are practically government owned due to their crucial role in our domestic supply chain you clearly know fucking shit about.

>Only pumped cause of muh payroll tax cut
>mfw munchkin says let it die...
At least you dumped at open if long... right?

dji curve lol

THERE WE GO

>>17687181
Fucking pathetic.

DROPPING

WHY IS QUEST TANKING
looks like they are getting ready to dump

>>17687196
>fed trying it's absolute hardest to keep carry this bloated carcus of an economy up "weekend at bernie's" style.
>It's not working
just let it fall jerome

>>17686283
Nocoiner here (I tried to get in but couldn't and just gave up)

What will be the plays coming up, alternating Green/Red days like last week?

>>17686877
what kind of idiotic assumption is this

>he bought the dip

donald is trying to stop this with some pathetic tweets lel

I dont feel so good bros..

>>17686308
>20% of my investment hedged in stocks in case Corona blows over somehow
>80% in reserve for when the likely case where economy craters
>Either way I make a handsome profit
Heh

>>17674816

what time is trump's speech today?

>>17687764
He's coughing..

I hate this market