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17671301

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:50:27 2020 No.17671301 [Reply] [Original]

How do I buy barrels of oil? $30 is enough to do oil changes for the next 10 years

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:52:07 2020 No.17671354 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:53:22 2020 No.17671388 >>17671301 >not stockpiling gasoline in your apartment

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:22:48 2020 No.17672230 >>17671388 >not transfering the gasoline from bulky barrels to space saving ziplock bags

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:30:46 2020 No.17672418 >>17672230 >not absorbing all your your ziplock bag gasoline with old socks and hoarding your petroleum fortune in your dresser

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:48:38 2020 No.17672809 >>17671301 not the same kind of oil nigga.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:23:11 2020 No.17673564 >>17671301 30/barrel min order of 1k barrels required. so there you go. if you got 30k, buy your crude today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:46:24 2020 No.17674056 >>17671301 Imagine how much popcorn you could make with a barrel of oil

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 18:53:31 2020 No.17675457 >>17671301 >putting crude oil in you engine...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 18:54:27 2020 No.17675486 >>17671301 Yeah but you can't afford the refinery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:03:26 2020 No.17675663 >>17671301 >put up sign that says "REFINERY -->" pointing to the back of your house >wait for oil trucks to unload oil behind house >take barrels >never give back gasoline ha ha stupid oilman

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:21:50 2020 No.17676021 File: 150 KB, 646x700, green-wojak-moon-arrows.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17674056 >mfw buying a barrel of oil so I never have to run out to the store for some crisco again