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The CEO of the company I worked for used the urinal then walked out without washing his hands.

Is this an alpha signal? Is washing your hands a beta move for the unsuccessful?

>> No.17668759

>>17668728
Yes, getting tested for corona is also beta.

>> No.17668767
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>>17668728
It's a "I'm taking everyone with me" signal

>> No.17668892

>>17668728
holy shit her ass was made for big yellow cock

>> No.17668931

Why wash your hands? I say this as unironically as possible - it's a feminist power move enforced upon male society. It's cuckoldry that is so ingrained that we don't even realise it.

When women urinate, they have to directly touch the piss when they are wiping.

When men urinate, we shake it out and don't come into contact with the piss.

There is nothing inherently unclean about our penises. They are simply an extension of the skin organ.

I repeat - womens urine scatters EVERYWHERE which is why it is imperative for them to wash their piss covered hands.

In conclusion, yes it is alpha.

>> No.17669009

>>17668892
you clearly typo'd and ment white since white dick is what its for dumb sperg

>> No.17669019

>>17668892
>big yellow cock
too bad such thing doesnt exist

>> No.17669041

>>17668728
When I was making really good money, I calculated taking a piss was actually costing me like $10. Skipping washing my hands would probably have made it like a $9 piss maybe.

>> No.17669111

>>17668728
How much FRM for a girl like that?
I don't wash my hands I just taint everything I touch.

>> No.17669120

>>17668892
Yeah the one of those that exists will sure have fun with her.

>> No.17669342

>>17668728
Hes a disgusting savage and probably a nigger

>> No.17669348

>>17668931
unironically based
my dick is clean as fuck, i touch it with 1 finger
washing my hands is more dangerous

>> No.17669429

>>17668728
>washing your hands after a piss
Absolute cuck move. If your dick is so gross you have to wash your hands after touching it you're a fucking fag

>> No.17669439

>>17668728
The beta move is wondering about it.

>> No.17669494

>>17668728
alpha move is to use her mouth as urinal

>> No.17669574

>>17668728
i never wash my hands because i only go to the toilet to do cocaine

>> No.17669722

>>17668728
Truthfully your penis doesn’t have a lot of bacteria on it (for example your mouth and hand have way more) and piss is sterile, so if someone doesn't wash their hands after number 1 I could care lee, number 2 however you should because that’s shit

>> No.17669826

>>17668728
You arent washing your hand because your dick is gross, youre washing your hands because the lever to flush is covered in other peoples hand germs. If its an automatic sensor then dont worry about it

>> No.17670753

>>17668728
Blackpill: the alpha thing is to wash hands before you piss.

>> No.17670810

>>17669429
/thread

>> No.17671033

>>17669722
Would you feel fine shaking hands with a nigger who just took a piss and didn’t wash his hands? If the answer is yes you’re a subconscious homo.

>> No.17672387

>>17669429
i have to wash my dick after touching it

>> No.17672428

>>17668728
that ass was clearly made to be eaten by a small dicked beta locked in a chastity cage

>> No.17672447

>>17668931
How the fuck do you shake it a bit and have it all clean? There's always gonna be few drops into your underwear. I give it a dab with tp to make sure it's dry.

>> No.17672514

>>17669041
Stfu retard liar

>> No.17672535

>>17668728
https://www.instagram.com/p/B7HfW76BhFg/

>> No.17673262

>>17669429
true. I wash my hands BEFORE touching my dick, not after. My dick is extremely clean, much cleaner than all of the subhumans I have to be around all day. I wouldn't want their monkey bacteria on my dick.

>> No.17673370

>>17668931
>>17672447
>imagine not having perfect control over your stronk pelvic floor and shooting the last bit of piss so hard there's nothing left to drip or be shaken

>> No.17673381
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>>17668728

>> No.17674000

>>17668728
Homie you should wash your hands BEFORE you touch your dick. You have a shower and put clean underwear on? That motherfuckers clean and comfy there. Your hands are what’s dirty.

>> No.17674082

>>17669429
You sweat during the day and when u walk you disgusting faggot

>> No.17674106

>>17668728
It's called sweat you slobs

>> No.17674148

>>17668728
Wouldn't fuck this ugly bitch with a ten foot pole

>> No.17674164

>>17669574
Based

>> No.17674226

>>17674082
How fat are you that your penis gets sweaty just from walking a few feet?

>> No.17674258

>>17668892
A banana?

>> No.17674297

>>17668767
Lived in Japan for a few years and developed a thing for asian girls in surgical masks. This image makes me want to coom to Corona-chan and I really don't know how to feel about this.