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17666773 No.17666773 [Reply] [Original]

>imagine missing the greatest buying opportunity
>imagine falling for this retarded panic
>imagine the boom when corona is confirmed to be mass hysteria

you guys are seriously retarded if you're not buying right now.

>> No.17666787

>>17666773
I have no money until Friday? am i fucked?

>> No.17666800

Can't do anything on Robinhood

>> No.17666802

For someone completely new to stock trading, what should I buy?

>> No.17666807

>>17666787
You have time, Fren. It’s only the beginning

>> No.17666844

>>17666773
>imagine thinking there has been real growth in the last 10 years
>imagine thinking the stock market wasn't a scam to lure in dumbass normies
>imagine not realiziing that last ten years of monetary policy are the equivalent of running an engine on nitrous for the last ten years

JAPANFICATION

>> No.17666926
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17666926

>retards don't buy this MASSIVE dip
Lol don't they know the american stock market always recovers

>> No.17666968

>>17666773
it's tempting as fuck, and i've been scaling back in with small buys but there is no fucking way Q1 earnings results are anything but disastrous and the repo injection ends right before those

>> No.17666986

The big crash hasn't even happened yet.

>> No.17667000

>>17666802
Also wondering this, Im pretty clueless

>> No.17667074

>>17666773
Do I have chances to date a girl like this if I am asian and have like 5 inch penis?

>> No.17667099
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17667099

>>17667074
No.

>> No.17667133

>>17666844
Both things can be true. You're right but that doesn't mean that stocks won't jump again. Compared to the rest of the world the Fed is doing alright. We don't have negative interest rates like Germany.

>> No.17667144

>>17667099
but why not? why did god create this world so unbalanced? like even in video games all races are balanced

>> No.17667151

>>17667074
Yes You have to be westernized and jacked tho

>> No.17667168

>>17667144
>all races are balanced in vidya
Uh no. What kinda shit games do you play?

>> No.17667173

>>17666802
>>17667000
I invest in high yield high risk mutual funds for long term (retirement). Specifically I invested in FCNTX (Fidelity Contrafund). Has had 10-25% per year gains. Getting wrecked now but so is everything.

But I started in 2008 when market tanked. Now is the time to buy really. Put in $5-10k+ and wait. Getting everything on the cheap.

>> No.17667180

>>17667151
what about the dick size though how do i go around that?

>> No.17667200

>>17666773
I'm shorting with 1:50 leverage. Lol at every retard who buys now.

>> No.17667275

>>17667200
kek

please live stream your suicide

>> No.17667286

>>17667074
If you’re a jacked Korean chad then yeah, black and white girls are easy pickings

>> No.17667328

How do I buy stonks trend. I got 10k I was gonna put in btc or link but I wanna sit at the grownups table now.

>> No.17667330

>>17667168
any blizzard game unironically

>> No.17667414

If you have one ounce of brain matter you will not jump in to catch the falling knife...one year and op will be homeless

>> No.17667422

>>17667173
Thanks, I really want to buy, but I've been on 4chan for nearly 10 years so Im very precocious about what advice I take

>> No.17667489

already caught a falling knife last week

>> No.17667495

>imagine thinking this is actually happening because of the corona virus

>> No.17667572
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17667572

Imagine not going all-in on 3x bear ETFs

>> No.17667606
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17667606

How do you recognize a bottom? shit keeps falling and when you think it cant be lower it just plunges harder

>> No.17667642

>>17667173
>high risk mutual funds
Lol say goodbye to your money bro. The debt bubble is there now they're all gonna go tits up if the market goes full bear.

>> No.17667729

>>17667180
Get a bathmate and pull as hard as you can. If you see the tube fill with blood, pull harder. If you start feeling weak, pull harder.

>> No.17668031

>>17666787
Chill, bro. This will last for a month, at least.

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>>17667495
imagine thinking its systemic, when all the fundamentals point to a very strong economy. did you see the feb job report? this is merely the effect of hysteria on a highly integrated global market. so when something unexpected happens, the effects are compounded. but it also holds true for recovery. expect an incredible boom. i can't believe people are sitting out because of retarded doom posters. remember, the retards hoarding TP are the same kind of people causing this panic.

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imagine thinking this is the bottom

>> No.17668137

>>17666773
Keep your fake ass rigged (((market))) glowie

>> No.17668265

>>17668104
Idk bro there is an awful lot of bad debt in the commercial markets that's been building up for over a decade. So yeah unemployment is low and jobs look gud but it's literally all being paid for by the largest ratio of corporate debt in history.

>> No.17668314

>>17667606
Buy good companies for as cheap as possible. It doesn't matter if price goes up or down. What matters is dividens, equity, and potential for growth. If you're betting on the price going up or down, you're not investing, you're speculating.

>> No.17668381

>>17667074
5.5 inches is average
Your height will effect dating chances more than penis size ever will.

>> No.17668430

>the markets cracks were spreading
>Possibility of massive correction or all out crash
>A wild virus appears
>People panic sell
>Oil crashes
>People panic sell more
>Tptb use the virus panic as smoke screen to "provide relief" to market

It's just another bailout lads.
Btfd you fucking pussies.

>> No.17668440

>>17667606
You can only define support and resistance by previous looking at previous levels of support and resistance, and it's never an exact number, nor is it ever guaranteed. All attempts to see the future are literally coin tosses and slightly educated guesses. If you're buying into a fresh bottom, the only thing you can do is ask yourself how much punishment you can reasonably take before cutting your losses. This is hard to do if you're sniping with a single big order at one price. Easier to do if you're staggering that into multiple smaller tickets all the way down as far as you're willing to go.

>> No.17668465

>>17667180
Start jelqing faggot

>> No.17668504

>>17666773
I sold all my stocks when the Dow was still at 27,500.

I only had about 5 grand in there, currently dumping it all into crypto, fuck stocks, they're for boomers

>> No.17668537

>>17668314
t. some nigger buying funfair in jan 2018

>> No.17668682

>>17666773
what are you buying?

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>>17666926
>posts a picture which literally shows you making ZERO profit 15 YEARS in the market

Imagine investing for 15 years and not making a single dollar of profit and calling it "recovery".

>> No.17668898

>trying to catch this falling knife
I pulled all my money out when it was still at 29k and I can guarantee you its going to get worse.

We're not even going to be able to get a reasonable idea of how much damage this has done so far until next month.

>> No.17668950

>>17666773
>he isn't waiting for america to get coronad
This isn't even real panic yet.

>> No.17668975

>>17668805

this is literally fake news. Dividends alone would have made up around 4% during all this time, and dollar cost averaging during dips easily another 3-5% for a comfortable 7% annual minimum

>> No.17669013

>mass hysteria
some fags who I don't care about might be in hysterics and buying up all the toilet paper

but there are entire supply chains out of commission right now and it's a big deal

airports are ghost towns because people are afraid to travel and/or afraid of getting quarantined

this is going to get worse before it gets better

buy the dip but make sure you can buy some every week for the next decade

>> No.17669023

Is it bad for me to wait until payday to buy? How much lower could it go?

>> No.17669054

>>17666773
Imagine being so emotional you don't wait for a clear trend reversal.
You have no idea how bad it is OP

>> No.17669059

>>17666986
This. Anybody buying right now needs to schedule an appointment with their therapist.

>> No.17669074

>>17667074
go get a korean girl. fuck racemixers.

>> No.17669091

>>17666986
im buying for the next 8 months cant miss the dip either way

>> No.17669106

so when is the right time to dump all my cash? DOW at 22k?

>> No.17669133

>>17669013
This. I explained this in another thread. I tried to buy a chest freezer and everywhere was sold out of the size I wanted already and no one had any idea when the next shipment is coming.

Durable goods sales going down the shitter for a month or more is bad news bears for stocks in general. It will affect basically every type of business.

>> No.17669137

>>17667144
You guys had +2 to dexterity... what more do you want?

>> No.17669152

>>17668805
You must be retarded then.

>> No.17669156
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17669156

>>17666773
Alica Schmidt is ridiculously hot.

>> No.17669170

>>17666773
OP is high IQ.

This is thee "dip" normgroids have been waiting for, but they are too much of emotional sheep to take advantage of this opportunity always rationalising by "waiting for a bigger dip" lmao

>> No.17669180

>>17666773
its literally too late this board is useless. To all you extremely new friends out here go anywhere else. No one here did what op is saying

>> No.17669203

>>17669023
It could go quite a bit lower. Just keep buying a bit on a regular basis

>> No.17669256

>>17667074
5.5 is the average. so you're fine i guess.

To bad you're not me with my 6.5 fucking DONG

>> No.17669293

>>17668104
You bought at the top didn't you?

>> No.17669563

>>17666773
i'm buying all the lip balm and knee pads

>> No.17669652

>>17666773
The real dip will come when the corporate debt time bomb explodes.

Im sitting this out for now

>> No.17669752

>>17669563
>i'm buying all the lip balm and knee pads
This guy gets it!

>> No.17669884

>>17666844

I wouldn't say there hasn't been any real growth but yes real growth has been small and the stock index values in no way represent the underlying economy anymore.

>> No.17669971

>>17666773
> imagine not having a bag of ARPA on this rebound

>> No.17670055

>>17669652
>>17669884
These

>> No.17670151

>>17666773

i'm waiting a few weeks for things to get worse in the States. When the infection rate reaches its inflection point, I'd imagine investor panic will begin to subside. I have around 400k in cash to invest. In which sectors should I buy?

>> No.17670324

>>17669156
Made for BBC

>> No.17671266

>>17670324
Mutt’s law

>> No.17671852

>>17666773
I don't think this is the bottom.

>> No.17671944

>>17667144
Kek has to be bait.

>> No.17671954

>>17670151
Check stay at home wall street index with 30+ corporations such as netflix, Amazon, activision etc.
I'm watching em closely

>> No.17671961

>>17670151
oil

>> No.17671999

>>17666773
Too early

>> No.17672012

>>17670151
How do you get $400k cash to invest i have like $500 all in

>> No.17672016

>>17666773
Imagine this bitch walking dressed like that on the streets of India at night.
JUST FUCKING IMAGINE

>> No.17672021

>>17666773
Imagine thinking this is the bottom, corona was just the pin

>> No.17672071

>>17666787
Friday would actually be way better than today or tomorrow to buy in. Who fucking knows how bad tomorrow will be.
Hell I got tons of cash and I'm waiting a few weeks before I jump back in

>> No.17672085

>>17672012

live at home with your parents through as much of your 20s as you can stand

>> No.17672201

>>17667173
Why would you invest in something like FCNTX over something like Vanguard?

>> No.17672237

>>17666773
>imagine the boom when corona is confirmed to be mass hysteria
Yes 16 million people are quarantined because of """mass hysteria"""

>> No.17672244

>>17668104
>did you see the feb job report
If that's the only thing you're looking at then yeah everything's great no train coming

>> No.17672288

>>17672085
I'm almost 28 and still at home lmao

>> No.17672995

>>17666773
BUYIGN WSTOCKS OMEGALUL NICE 5 % ICERASE OLMDFLAMOF LMAOO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

MEANWHILE CRYPTO +129000000% PER 10 YEARSL MFAO

>> No.17673083

>>17668504
What gives crypto value?

>> No.17673172

How much more will it keep falling?

>> No.17673200

Dumb ass

>> No.17673212
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17673212

I’m thinking on investing on oil, is it worth it right now, or should I wait until it gets worse on the US?

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17673784

>>17667572
He knows! Shut it down!

>> No.17673800

>>17666773
is buying gold a good idea rn?

>> No.17673873

>>17673212
Yes, you should do it

>> No.17673907

>>17667572
such ass?

>> No.17674040

Guys who've made it, redpill me on hot women. Its been proven by science that attractive women are dumb and normie as fuck, but do you choose them over average/cute girls who are actually interesting and not brainlets

>> No.17674303

>>17666773
Just trust fund things.

>> No.17674329

>>17667074
No.

>> No.17674437

>>17670324
>>17671266
Kike's law.

>> No.17674496

>>17666773
What should I buy

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17674640

>>17674496
>>17673800
>>17673212
>>17670151
>>17669023
>>17667328
>>17667000
>>17666802
>>17666787


I started this thread as a confident troll poast to see how many of you retards would fall for it. I literally know nothing about stocks lmao. There are niggas here with 400K asking me what they should invest their money in. No wonder the jews run this country, seriously.

>> No.17674673

>>17674640
Share more girls at least

>> No.17674780

>>17674640
i came here for the roastie in your OP.