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/smg/ stock market general 1 Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:55:37 No.17661529 [STICKY]

WE NEED SEVERAL SMG THREADS WHEN SHIT HAPPENS, TOO FAST THREAD.

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Educational sites:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
The Malazan series is excellent for trader.

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:56:12 No.17661557 happening cancelled folks, pack it up

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:56:37 No.17661575 Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X21WDm0S-w

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:56:43 No.17661577 I sold all my TZA, SQQQ I am now 100% long. Good luck friends. Don't be surprised when it's green. It's because a god owed me a favor. when you have pals like that it's hard to lose.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:56:44 No.17661578 AHHHHHHHH STOP GOING UP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:56:51 No.17661581 Morning fellas, how's it looking today?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:56:53 No.17661582 File: 97 KB, 331x321, 1545233376621.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHERE IS THE FLOOR??

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:56:53 No.17661583 Just call it a day. Level 3 confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:56:56 No.17661585 Who is buying why is it going up again?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:56:58 No.17661586 CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:06 No.17661587 Jewish pumping tricks

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:08 No.17661588 MARKETS... RISE.... MARKETS... RISE... MARKETS... RISE...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:10 No.17661589 File: 180 KB, 1638x1160, 1553579857958.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SCARED MONEY DON"T MAKE MONEY BITCHES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:13 No.17661591 MODS STICKY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:13 No.17661592 MY INVESTING PLATFORM WONT LOAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LET ME InNNNNNNnnn

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:14 No.17661594 Theres gonna be some bounce bearfaggots shut the fuck up im not mad though XD only RH is costing me another 500 probably

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:14 No.17661595 File: 473 KB, 1267x680, 6420BDB7-E16A-4E2F-AC4F-D992AD143BCA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE VIRUS HAS INFECTED DJI

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:15 No.17661596 File: 17 KB, 928x166, 1111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661557 Only down 1400 points, pack it up folks, we're done here

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:15 No.17661598 >BOTTOM IS IN BOTTOM IS IN >BOTTOM IS IN BOTTOM IS IN >BOTTOM IS IN BOTTOM IS IN >BOTTOM IS IN BOTTOM IS IN >BOTTOM IS IN BOTTOM IS IN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:15 No.17661599 pump it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:24 No.17661601 File: 195 KB, 500x504, 1583423171639.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT'S OVER

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:26 No.17661603 Everything going up again. Buy quick!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:29 No.17661605 File: 21 KB, 466x359, 1530262427790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wtf is going on? why is it rebounding

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:29 No.17661606 this pump tho

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:32 No.17661608 File: 1.02 MB, 584x530, 1582146324903.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FED PLEASE HE<LP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:32 No.17661610 Whew, looks like we're going back up

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:35 No.17661611 File: 507 KB, 700x394, pumpit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661585 >He lacks critical information.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:37 No.17661612 File: 114 KB, 876x693, Market bear.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love you CoronaChan

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:43 No.17661615 where can I find the cash balance of TQQQ. I keep seeing people say it could get liquidated but I cannot figure out where to see their cash balance.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:48 No.17661616 >>17661605 Chaos

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:48 No.17661617 FED pump.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:57:50 No.17661618 LAUGH AT BULLTARDS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:01 No.17661629 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:04 No.17661630 File: 51 KB, 574x960, 1578772453735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Robinhood is down again, I seriously hope none of you guys use it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:06 No.17661632 Feds pumping

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:10 No.17661635 >>17661529 IT'S GOING BACK UPPPPP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:11 No.17661636 File: 215 KB, 1200x715, Flag_of_the_United_States_Federal_Reserve.svg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's all fine here lads; nothing to see Stop selling.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:17 No.17661639 BASED FEDS GOT THIS SHIT BULL BROS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:19 No.17661640 BACK DOWN WE GO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:21 No.17661641 File: 261 KB, 443x512, 1583528316304.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP PUMPING!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:23 No.17661642 Discombobulating stuff desu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:30 No.17661652 thinking about whether or not I dump my EWJ puts. they expire in a month

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:32 No.17661653 HAPPENING BACK ON FOLKS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:35 No.17661655 File: 86 KB, 737x850, 1580657541821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:43 No.17661659 ITS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:43 No.17661660 File: 522 KB, 160x200, calmez vous.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661529 >Not even a half hour between threads. For fuck's sake, lads.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:44 No.17661661 File: 59 KB, 412x398, 1489080308587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661617 Japan tried that too and it didn't work for long

>>	SOXL_shill Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:51 No.17661666 Picked up another 31 shares of my beloved SOXL at 151. Can't wait to get 300 at 75

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:52 No.17661667 Looks like its over. All ready all the way up at 6%.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:57 No.17661671 [DELETED]

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I caught a falling knife

bought
AMZN @ 2000
GOOG @ 1320
SPY @ 309

Do I panic sell and try to rebuy lower or should I just be like one of those people who bought in 2008 and ended up as a 5 year bagholder?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:58:59 No.17661672 We need a higher post limit it's going too fast.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:59:01 No.17661674 File: 55 KB, 601x473, oooaaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >WHOSE BUYING? WHOSE BUYING? >WHOSE BUYING? WHOSE BUYING?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:59:08 No.17661678 >retards buying the """dip"""

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:59:08 No.17661679 File: 130 KB, 1080x1350, 1505859152706.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please guys Let's all laugh at everyone bullish (sold all my inverse shorts right after stall ended and bought tech stocks) Just remember I told you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:59:15 No.17661686 WTF I SHOULDVE BOUGHT THE DIP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:59:21 No.17661688 >>17661529 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:59:22 No.17661689 File: 61 KB, 212x218, 1576963228017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bought tvix at 70 and sold it at 98. Feel so stupid, i want to hang myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:59:26 No.17661691 File: 717 KB, 1000x581, bogcall.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pamp eet.

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:59:31 No.17661694 >>17661585 it's not people buying, it's people that were liquidated and now people wanting to buy what they have.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:59:34 No.17661696 File: 328 KB, 1000x1000, 2b5b8970-8efc-4527-a253-82cc920b713a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY BOBO BROS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:59:35 No.17661701 GO DDDDOOOOOWWWWWNNNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:59:48 No.17661709 File: 1.40 MB, 300x224, rayjgrandma.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661630

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:59:49 No.17661712 STOP BUYING THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN LIFE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 09:59:52 No.17661714 File: 130 KB, 489x811, 5363578.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT'S TOO FUCKING FAST AHHHHHH!!! WE WUZ BULLZ!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:00:02 No.17661718 >>17661674 >more replies for the aaaa thread basado y rojopillado

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:00:19 No.17661723 >>17661689 Don't let anybody here stop ya.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:00:19 No.17661724 CRASH YOU FUCKING NIGGERS CRASH DONT BUY SHIT SELL SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:00:20 No.17661726 File: 104 KB, 1176x684, 1564131207453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY HATS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:00:21 No.17661725 >>17661666 I got some too. SOXL is a nice pick. A nice rebound pickup.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:00:23 No.17661727 SHORT HARD NIGGA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:00:29 No.17661729 File: 1.17 MB, 1242x2208, E680677B-49FE-48D0-A645-C288CE218CB4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gold guy made like a billion dollars.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:00:32 No.17661731 File: 426 KB, 997x781, 1042243865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661529

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:00:49 No.17661739 PPT throwing everything to stop breaker #2 from triggering immediately after the reopen

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:00:57 No.17661745 just made $35,000 im shaking right now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:01:02 No.17661747 Whale here. Buy my bags you fuckin' plebs! We need to get out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:01:03 No.17661748 >>17661529 https://youtu.be/5JZ9djZa180?t=60 Im enjoying this market

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:01:08 No.17661750 >>17661745 How?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:01:09 No.17661751 File: 11 KB, 309x163, 2971D6E8-DF9E-4A4E-B184-7817179CD057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dont worry bull chads. Just /cvg/ schizos trying to spread panic as usual, we’ll be back shortly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:01:20 No.17661754 fed is going to buy the dip so the stock market goes to 0 tomorrow. praise trump

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:01:25 No.17661756 [DELETED]

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It's crabbing. I just sold out of my short positions and picked up some NVDA for cheap. I'll sell again though later today, no fucking way am I holding overnight.

The dump is over.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:01:25 No.17661757 Is it about to crash again?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:01:28 No.17661760 File: 158 KB, 366x550, annoyed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] happening averted Daddy Fed has saved the day

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:01:30 No.17661762 I'm entirely done with RH, have a 300 spy put expiring today with a sell order locked in at 45, and can't cancel to adjust to 32 because RH is so fucking shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:01:36 No.17661764 File: 622 KB, 600x400, 1583341418706.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] good job trusting China with your industry

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:01:46 No.17661766 [DELETED]

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One day. You'll understand.

You see.

The illusions are hard to see past

The true reality is harder to find.

It should make you shake. But again, you'll not see everything I laid out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:02:04 No.17661769 File: 1.04 MB, 2318x3226, faster pussycat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine if 280 holds :OOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:02:13 No.17661774 File: 87 KB, 810x362, 1582546775153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2iT5WGFOmg NOTHING WRONG WITHM ME

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:02:34 No.17661780 File: 44 KB, 480x415, IMG_20200301_231501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good ole pump and dump, the day is just getting started folks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:02:35 No.17661781 IS IT CRASHING AGAIN OR NOT.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:02:44 No.17661784 why is only dropping 5% instead of 7% a good thing? investlet here

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:02:45 No.17661785 It's gonna sideways from here bros, wait for friday for the next dip.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:02:48 No.17661786 >>17661745 well done lad

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:02:57 No.17661788 BUY HHGREGG STOCK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:03:00 No.17661792 SHOULD I BUY OR NOT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:03:15 No.17661795 CRAB TIME HI CRAB

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:03:15 No.17661796 WE ARE UP FROM -7% TO -6%???? GOLDEN BULL RUN CONFIRMED????

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:03:22 No.17661800 >>17661729 Gold can break hearts quickly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:03:24 No.17661801 THIS IS ALL THE COMMIES FAULT REMEMBER THAT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:03:35 No.17661807 File: 25 KB, 634x402, Capture1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how do biotech niggas do it? are they unto the corona cure?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:03:39 No.17661809 bagholding sqqq for the next 6 month

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:03:41 No.17661811 >He isn’t buying the dip right now Lmao it’s free money

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:03:52 No.17661818 >>17661792 should have bought 10 minutes ago you missed the train buddy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:04:00 No.17661824 Buy today. Get free money.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:04:01 No.17661825 >>17661781 Crabbing. Take profit and go long.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:04:02 No.17661827 >>17661671 Be the bagholder anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:04:04 No.17661828 someone create a second /smg/ thread

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:04:06 No.17661833 Why does RH have to be so evil and full of fucking niggers?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:04:13 No.17661836 File: 212 KB, 1058x1101, 20200309_100308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hopefully it recovers!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:04:17 No.17661837 I JUST SOLD EVERYTHING WHY IS IT GOING BACK UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:04:17 No.17661838 File: 485 KB, 600x1078, 1563325187811.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] when and what to buy?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:04:21 No.17661839 File: 109 KB, 209x193, honk.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] EVERYTHING IS NOW FUCKED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:04:25 No.17661842 File: 47 KB, 640x360, And+if+i+refuse+_4ff4e211c5ff2f096d1c0b4ff745bf6d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661811 They set us up a perfect bottom max panic moment. It was too easy to make the flip to 100% long

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:04:34 No.17661846 File: 130 KB, 398x388, guys...png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anyone else think it's a little too quiet?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:04:44 No.17661853 >>17661784 Because we're not in free fall, opening down 7% can be just the start

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:04:46 No.17661854 >>17661725 Yep, no guarantees but I hope we make it fren.

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:04:48 No.17661855 >when you sell your deep otm calls for a profit Can't explain that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:04:52 No.17661856 >>17661780 I think they got everyone to dump and now they pump, for tomorrows dump etc

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:04:57 No.17661858 >>17661575 also see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:05:00 No.17661860 Should i buy UVXY today?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:05:03 No.17661861 >it's going down again OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:05:06 No.17661865 File: 11 KB, 255x74, Screenshot (802).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661839 not so

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:05:11 No.17661867 File: 7 KB, 321x120, 1575045384128.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buy quality at a discount, lads.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:05:11 No.17661869 >>17661762 I've always been suspicious of RH. Always suspected that they're trading their own book. If they are, that would explain all of the outages as they're on the wrong side of some serious money.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:05:17 No.17661872 File: 125 KB, 576x760, 1583601933370.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There now, don't you feel better in your cozy little bag?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:05:19 No.17661873 >>17661764 The best thing about this is that the bugmen get fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:05:21 No.17661874 BACK DOWN WE GO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:05:23 No.17661876 >>17661846 bulls busy trying to pump it to prevent the inevitable

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:05:25 No.17661879 >>17661837 its hovering at -6 percent

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:05:33 No.17661882 Why is it fucking bouncing back up? What a ball ache

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:05:34 No.17661884 BOTTOM! Buy Buy Buy the Dip or you are fucked !

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:05:51 No.17661892 File: 317 KB, 431x612, flaccid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661846 Why is volume lower than Friday afternoon :o

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:05:52 No.17661893 >>17661854 I weighted heavier into NVDA with unleveraged stock, also some big cap tech to round it off.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:05:58 No.17661898 >>17661836 Why is it stopped right now?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:06:13 No.17661904 File: 432 KB, 1076x1860, Screenshot_20200309-100203_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LET ME SELL MY PUT YOU FUCKING HOODED ROBIN PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:06:26 No.17661907 File: 87 KB, 570x479, principle skinner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE FED IS ALREADY OUT OF STEAM WE'RE GOING TO GOBLIN TOWN BOYS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:06:27 No.17661909 SELL SELL SELL SELL. IT'S GOING DOWN AGAIN.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:06:28 No.17661910 SEND CHINA THE BILL >SEND CHINA THE BILL SEND CHINA THE BILL >SEND CHINA THE BILL SEND CHINA THE BILL >SEND CHINA THE BILL SEND CHINA THE BILL >SEND CHINA THE BILL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:06:30 No.17661912 >RBC DOWN YUUUP THE CANADA BANKING SECTOR IS STRONG. >SSSIIIIIPPP JUST BUY THE DIP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:06:34 No.17661913 >he's still got money in robinhood lmao dude

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:06:35 No.17661914 >>17661846 they are pumping it like their anal virginity is on the line

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:06:39 No.17661919 >>17661694 >it's not people buying >people wanting to buy Which one is it, retard?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:06:41 No.17661920 JESUS F CHRIST ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE RH DOESN'T THINK THE MARKETS ARE OPEN TO 7:30 BECAUSE IT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS IS FUCK PAJEETS FUCK WOMEN CODERS DIEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:06:46 No.17661925 >>17661855 Dude some random JCP put I had purchased for like $20 procced for $300 this morning and I sold it, completely forgot about it

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:06:48 No.17661926 >>17661882 liquidations took place

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:06:49 No.17661928 Tesla is cheap, nvidia is cheap FUCKK what do I do

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:06:50 No.17661927 >>17661865 God I wish I could trade options.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:06:53 No.17661930 File: 54 KB, 720x960, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:06:57 No.17661932 >>17661674 The fed

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:00 No.17661935 File: 407 KB, 1200x800, 1583605044338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GO, CORONA-CHAN, GO! LET'S BREAK 23K! LET'S GET TO -13%! YOU CAN DO IT!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:00 No.17661936 Lots of stocks are frozen

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:07 No.17661937 >>17661846 A lot of people are holding off for a "policy response" from the white house and fed and other central banks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:12 No.17661940 Free money from the FED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:13 No.17661943 >>17661884 >>17661867 Actual shills

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:19 No.17661948 [DELETED]

helpu... I work minimum wage and saved up $12,000, got nothing else. got $8000 in debts.
what do I do? I have nothing to lose so I’m thinking about parking a few grand in chainlink which I learned about last night. Should I take my money out of the bank? Pay off the entire debt? I don’t know anything about this aaaa

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:21 No.17661949 FUCK YEAH FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT AND LCI FILLED ITS GAP!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:26 No.17661950 File: 45 KB, 444x477, tf2 shovel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661582 Just when you think you've hit the bottom, they toss you a shovel.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:29 No.17661952 >>17661935 TAKE MY POWER CORONA CHAN BURN IT ALLLLL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:30 No.17661953 File: 436 KB, 840x859, fd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I FUCKING HATE MY WIFE. I WANT TO DROP 100k ON SPY BUT IF I DO IT SHE'LL DIVORCE ME IF SHE DIVORCES ME SHE IS GOING TO TAKE HALF A MILL. FUUUUUUCKKKKK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:36 No.17661957 >>17661882 dead cat

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:36 No.17661958 Gonna wait till first pump is over and go into shorts again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:40 No.17661960 >>17661904 >the people who act like they are hot shit Wall Street traders are just app babbies. Oh no lol

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:44 No.17661961 >>17661529 Its already going up, nothingburger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:51 No.17661964 File: 90 KB, 686x526, 4L_SUPmVtky.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I’m trading on Streetsmart but can’t see any p/l info TQQQ cheapies DDM cheapies SPXL cheapies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:53 No.17661965 >>17661838 >when and what to buy? >BPMX buy now, exit at $1.00 >LMT get on this now. Hold and pocket divies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:07:59 No.17661969 Huge nothingburger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:08:02 No.17661971 >>17661926 doesnt that mean that shits being sold if people cant cover their margins? why does this push prices up?

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:08:02 No.17661972 >>17661919 it's not people just buying, it's people buying liquidation. it's not a pump, it's a reversion to the mean. liquidation drops price, the pick up picks price up. it's what happened the last 30 minutes friday's close.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:08:06 No.17661973 >>17661953 Better than losing everything FAGG

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:08:06 No.17661974 BOUNCE BACK U N C E B A C K

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:08:17 No.17661977 >trying to sell but it doesn’t go through ????

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:08:22 No.17661983 >>17661948 Keep your debt and refinance it in a month.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:08:23 No.17661984 File: 181 KB, 1920x1080, external-content.duckduckgo.com.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] please sir trade with robinhood sir thank you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:08:32 No.17661989 >>17661904 THIS!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:08:58 No.17661998 >>17661972 Does this mean it's about to dump again?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:09:01 No.17661999 >>17661961 >-1500 >nothingburger kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:09:04 No.17662000 >>17661936 like what

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:09:18 No.17662007 File: 123 KB, 1078x687, Screenshot_20200309_140852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Was he right, bros?

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:09:18 No.17662008 >>17661971 cause people are being forced to sell at a value not set by them. their being forced to liquidate. so, they have to sell at an even bigger loss, which means that people can pick up their shit for a scalp real quick.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:09:38 No.17662017 >>17661948 Pay your debt and hold onto 6 months worth of living expenses for an emergency fund.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:09:45 No.17662019 >>17661904 NO PROLE. KNOW YOUR PLACE. Let the masters decide what you'll do.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:09:49 No.17662023 I HAD TO BUY DRIP AT $600 THIS MORNING!! ITS 480 NOW BUT WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:09:51 No.17662024 UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:09:54 No.17662025 Seeing it finally happening is surreal after waiting patiently for so long. Its actually habbening

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:10:00 No.17662030 One more big dump and I'm gettin in.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:10:04 No.17662033 File: 29 KB, 400x267, 1583122857394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It'll be ok.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:10:05 No.17662031 >>17662008 thank you, makes sense

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:10:11 No.17662036 >>17662007 To offload on Boomer bagholders? Yes, it was a smart play.

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:10:24 No.17662037 >>17661998 i think we're starting to approach the bottom this week.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:10:28 No.17662038 >>17662007 Eric Trump literally dumping his bags on his twitter followers, kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:10:29 No.17662040 >>17662007 >LITERALLY TELLING PEOPLE TO BUY THE TOP SIIIIIPP YUP JUST KEEP BUYING THE DIP >RBC SHOWS BALANCE OF 0 >M-M-MOMMMY HELP ME

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:10:40 No.17662045 File: 23 KB, 310x760, de3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662025 Nah, it hasn't even started

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:10:41 No.17662046 who wouldn't buy right then? A fucking halt lmao, people probably shit their pants just seeing -1800 dow and HALTED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:10:43 No.17662047 Easiest 8% of my life. Bought the bottom sold the rebound Now all in cash again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:10:47 No.17662048 >>17661691 https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1583762487144.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:10:50 No.17662049 File: 162 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20200309-100933_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's this pattern called?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:10:56 No.17662055 File: 17 KB, 860x563, rh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You didn't learn anything last week?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:11:01 No.17662056 >>17661953 take her to the grand canyon bro if you catch my drift

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:11:07 No.17662058 brehs, why is sqqq going down? did the fed arrive?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:11:11 No.17662060 File: 53 KB, 709x486, 221xlx2e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] $113b accepted for today's repo, after Fed raised their limits this morning. Watch the 2-week term repo tomorrow, the cap had been $20b and Powell raised it to $45b

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:11:13 No.17662061 File: 5 KB, 225x225, 9k=.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >He didn't buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:11:27 No.17662067 File: 96 KB, 1024x1023, 1583422486587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rebounding like a mf. Happeningfags btfo, Dow green by close of day

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:11:29 No.17662068 >>17662049 el barto...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:11:33 No.17662071 >>17662049 the newton

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:11:34 No.17662072 >>17662007 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:11:42 No.17662077 >>17662007 >buying cheapies Hes right unkess you were planning to retire in the next 2-10 years.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:11:44 No.17662078 >>17662049 Marge

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:11:47 No.17662079 >>17662049 North Tower

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:11:48 No.17662080 PUMP NOT WORKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:11:50 No.17662082 File: 239 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200309-100949.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] REEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:11:50 No.17662083 I wanted to sell my 300 SPY put at 25, already down to 18, guaranteed it exercises under 10. So fucking down with RH, this is the last strike.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:11:51 No.17662084 >>17662049 Minecraft benis

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:12:13 No.17662089 >>17662049 PPT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:12:13 No.17662090 File: 219 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20200309-101128_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Finally, holy shit I thought I was about to get buttfucked

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:12:14 No.17662091 It has to dump again doesnt it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:12:16 No.17662092 >>17662045 No. Hapcon is at 2 right now. 1 by Friday's close.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:12:17 No.17662093 I'm so happy my SPy 322 put will be sold at above the money and the markets are going to do their greatest bounce ever :D Thanks RH you're right like Trump this virus ain't no thing :D

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:12:18 No.17662094 File: 7 KB, 1097x259, wompwomp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welp

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:12:30 No.17662097 >>17661953 Do it without her permission. If you make bank she won't care, if you fuck it up at least you'll have more to worry about than just the money you lost.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:12:40 No.17662106 >>17662049 The kike panic

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:12:40 No.17662107 LET THE MARKET HIT THE FLOOR

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:12:48 No.17662109 >>17662060 based QE man

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:12:57 No.17662113 >>17662082 Serves you right, normie

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:13:03 No.17662115 >>17662092 No no anon, we're at 3. 2 will happen in 2-3 weeks. 4 was 2 weeks ago

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:13:07 No.17662117 File: 304 KB, 506x457, 1553458012149.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOOK AT THIS MARKET OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT DIP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:13:10 No.17662118 >>17662055 THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! but actually what the fuck when does the SEC or FINRA step in on this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:13:14 No.17662119 So is SPCE a good investment or a meme?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:13:19 No.17662121 >>17661762 Switch to TDA, they pay the $75 ransom fee. Fuck Robinhood, exit scamming pajeets.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:13:22 No.17662122 RH just fucked me so hard by not letting me sell my puts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:13:27 No.17662123 File: 158 KB, 645x756, 9u6xkrajp0p01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MY $VOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:13:35 No.17662125 RALLY MORE BUY BUY BUY, YOU FUCKS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:13:37 No.17662124 >>17661953 Someone post the pasta of the guy who beat up his wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:13:43 No.17662128 File: 66 KB, 564x804, 1548823919429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So. Is this the time to buy cheapies, or wait? Will the collapse happen further? Might be too dangerous to even swing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:13:43 No.17662129 File: 6 KB, 285x113, Vs8lHFU.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLY SHIT A MUTATED BAT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:13:51 No.17662134 File: 1.28 MB, 1250x930, NEGASTONKS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:13:53 No.17662135 File: 105 KB, 750x740, 1538423654199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662094 >>17662082 thats what happens when you use a fisher price app for your main trading

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:14:03 No.17662137 File: 57 KB, 1024x664, 694B8FBA-A87E-4596-8292-EFEE6D3A1978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Prices can’t go down if people can’t sell We are experience some technical difficulties

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:14:14 No.17662141 Textbook bulltrap, next dip 1 hour from now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:14:18 No.17662143 LOOK AT EUROPE TRUMP IS DOING A BETTER JOB HOLY SHIT USA IS RELATIVELY BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF EU RIGHT NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:14:19 No.17662144 >>17662061 how can you when they /shut it down/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:14:32 No.17662145 File: 108 KB, 1036x790, 1555293628191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662067 i-fucking-magine being this delusional

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:14:34 No.17662147 >>17662117 >LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS DOW OH NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:14:49 No.17662149 SELL SELL SELL LADSSS. ITS ONLY GONNA GO DOWN.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:14:51 No.17662150 >The thread is now a sticky

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:14:55 No.17662151 File: 378 KB, 717x896, 2hu breastpussy2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] POSTING IN A STICKY HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:14:59 No.17662152 STICKY NOWWWWWWWW ITS HAPPENINGG AHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:05 No.17662155 WE STICKY AND SHIIEEET BOYZ

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:10 No.17662159 >>17662128 Dollar. Cost. Average.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:22 No.17662164 >>17662122 same my debit spreads are starting to look like credit spreads

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:22 No.17662165 Based mods

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:23 No.17662166 >>17662128 When a major US city is quarantined, because that's both inevitable and not priced in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:24 No.17662167 File: 143 KB, 1062x1080, 1572232971331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE STICKY NAO

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:26 No.17662168 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:27 No.17662170 File: 2.90 MB, 480x480, SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:27 No.17662171 File: 89 KB, 699x393, just as planned azis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sold everything 2 months ago

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:30 No.17662172 File: 20 KB, 630x354, deepmind-1-630x354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who is 100% long?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:39 No.17662174 File: 106 KB, 1186x779, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] VIX wasnt this high since 2k8 its happening

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:44 No.17662176 STICKY'D

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:45 No.17662177 File: 65 KB, 843x371, fear.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:49 No.17662178 Bought TSLA This will bounce back.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:52 No.17662179 >>17662143 Shut up, Magatard. Go back to /pol/ for bootlicking.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:55 No.17662180 WHY WONT MY ORDERS GO THROUGH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:15:58 No.17662182 >>17662159 I'm panicking though. Already in with 75% of my cash.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:16:02 No.17662186 File: 3.40 MB, 2048x1438, file (2).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can I become a janitor on /biz/ already please? Thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:16:08 No.17662188 MODS = GODS MODS = GODS MODS = GODS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:16:10 No.17662190 >STICKY

>>	SOXL_shill Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:16:12 No.17662191 File: 1.73 MB, 1518x2024, 1577735038086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for SOXL STICKY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:16:13 No.17662192 >>17662049 Hangman's Gallows

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:16:14 No.17662193 >>17662128 Wait.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:16:16 No.17662194 >>17662145 Imagine not buying up everything right now because the economy is about to explode to the fucking moon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:16:23 No.17662196 So how are you guys planning to kill yourselves?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:16:28 No.17662197 File: 110 KB, 200x200, 56d.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] POSTING IN BLACK MONDAY STICKY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:16:29 No.17662198 NEXT DIP IN AN HOUR FUCKING SELL RIGHT NOW YOU RETARDS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:16:31 No.17662201 Guys it’s fucking over sell it all. I repeat sell sell sell. It’s tanking Go all in on LINK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:16:32 No.17662203 >The thread is now a sticky. TIME TO FUCKING PANIC

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:16:33 No.17662202 File: 36 KB, 618x410, 10574746f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662179 yfw this wuflu just disappears soon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:16:35 No.17662204 STICKY >STICKY STICKY >STICKY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:16:41 No.17662205 MY STOP LOSS DIDN'T ACTUALLY TRIGGER WHAT THE FUCK? ROBINHOOOOOOOOOOD

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:16:54 No.17662208 BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:00 No.17662209 File: 97 KB, 362x720, g9pfpilbh7cezva4leuy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How high will the bounce go?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:00 No.17662210 im 90% in real estate. i dont know how you cunts justify the stress and effort of equities when you can just rent seek without doing any work at all. the opportunity cost of time and stress doesnt make up the marginal hypothetical equity gains

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:04 No.17662212 >>17662128 wait until the US starts panicking for real

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:09 No.17662216 holy fuck lmao boomers ruined eternally

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:13 No.17662219 I really fucking hate these rh kikes. I thought it was fixed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:19 No.17662221 >>17662194 yes when London and NY are quarantined the prices will go up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:21 No.17662222 File: 1.57 MB, 314x256, 1391102726871.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hes not buying the dip Guys the market is down 10% today, TELL ME your not opening short positions right now? Thanks for the cheapies

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>>17662166
Either that or when the hospitals begin to collapse. Read the reports out of italy. Its no longer the old that are on ECMO machines but rather the young. They are at their breaking point and have turned whole hospitals to the treating of Corona-chan

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:23 No.17662224 PTOO I spit on the face of the bear We've already reached the floor and there's nowhere to go but UPPPPPPPP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:23 No.17662226 STICKY OK TIME TO PANIC FOR REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:28 No.17662229 Holy shit. What in the actual fuck is even going on?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:30 No.17662231 >>17661750 He bet against the market

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:31 No.17662232 Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:35 No.17662233 >>17662144 Buy US stocks on EU exchanges

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:37 No.17662235 File: 35 KB, 600x539, eeheehee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh look a chainlink sticky oh that's right, this isn't some slow crawl bullshit we're trading. hey cryptofags, check these >>17661865 gains. how's your shitcoin doing today?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:38 No.17662236 File: 52 KB, 530x561, 1581480771189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662205 >yfw you now realize this entire game is rigged against your

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:38 No.17662237 >>17662205 no liquidity to take you out GET #REKT STICKY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:41 No.17662239 THERES NO SOCIAL SECURITY LEFT, HOW AM I AS A MILLENNIAL SUPPOSED TO RETIRE NOW?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:42 No.17662238 [DELETED]

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ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN
>ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN
ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN
>ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN

PRESS D TO DAB ON ZOOMERS
>PRESS D TO DAB ON ZOOMERS
PRESS D TO DAB ON ZOOMERS
>PRESS D TO DAB ON ZOOMERS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:43 No.17662241 https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:44 No.17662240 >>17662177 Holy shit. I've never seen it that low.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:44 No.17662243 HOW HARD CAN THE FED PUMP IT?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:47 No.17662247 kek @ robinhoodlets

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:48 No.17662246 ahem. FUCK NIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:51 No.17662250 File: 76 KB, 1200x556, 1540001686419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw comfy poorfag with less than $500 in my bank account

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:57 No.17662253 File: 324 KB, 1242x2688, FE4C1A0B-2DB8-4452-9874-7EE46464523D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you call this maneuver?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:17:59 No.17662255 I JUST WONT SELL MY ETF, AM I RETARDED? DONT WANT TO CLOSE POSITIONS SINCE EVENTUALLY IT WILL COME BACK YES I AM SCREAMING, THANK YOU

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:00 No.17662256 >>17662182 Did you buy blue chippies or did you buy some meme bullshit these other morons optiins trade on?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:01 No.17662257 [DELETED]

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Hi Frenz! I sold everything on Friday just in case something like this were to happen! Anything I can throw money at to make more money? Will probs wait until the end of the day and take a short position during the PPT put, but do you guys have any ideas on how I could make some money and make my normie friends jealous? XDXD Throwback to my put I should have held, or maybe not because I switched over to Ameritrade like an intelligent faggot and not a gay one.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:03 No.17662258 /smg/ STICKY. ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:08 No.17662260 [DELETED]

Just imagine being retarted enough to not buy as much stocks as you can right now when everything is a major discount and will come back to all-time highsin a few months because you're worried that a chink who ate a pangolin who ate a bat who had the sniff-sniffs and the fact that aged dinosaur juice is now suddenly cheaper will cause a global calamity that will harm the world's production and throw us into a longlasting recession.

Just IMAGINE.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:11 No.17662262 STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:14 No.17662265 [DELETED]

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>>17662128
If Sanders is still a nominee and there is the corona virus then wait.
>Iran just released 70k prisoners to slow the spread of corona Chan because that’s how you fix the issue apparently
>Ted cruise and some other congressman isolate themselves because they don’t interacted with someone who got confirmed with the virus.
>Italy is having nation wide prison revolts
The numbers are going up slightly but that just means it’s another opportunity for people to get out that they won’t take because if people were smart we wouldn’t be in this situation
Just get out desu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:16 No.17662267 >>17662196 had 25% in triple levered bear ETFs Flipped them went fully long right at max panic after halt reopened Gonna celebrate a successful timing of the market and continuation of +227% returns so far in 2020

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:16 No.17662268 WHAT IS HAPPENING? HOLD MY PUTS OR SELL? IS IT GOING DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:18 No.17662269 File: 542 KB, 640x480, umineko trolled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "BUT I JUST BOUGHT" "AND WE JUST DUMPED"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:20 No.17662270 Stock market better stop pumping this is pissing me off

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:20 No.17662271 >>17662229 Oil price war meets Boomerpox.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:22 No.17662272 >>17662219 >pajeets Ftfy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:23 No.17662273 Uh, guys...looking at IGOV...why did it went from $53.98 to $200K in five minutes!?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:27 No.17662274 File: 35 KB, 637x358, apu window.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MSFT was down almost 7% before the bell >now down less than 3% we're gonna make it bros

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:29 No.17662275 File: 764 KB, 998x1098, 1573081723102.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sticky wtf /biz/ has jannies?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:31 No.17662277 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:33 No.17662280 crash

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:36 No.17662281 BASED JANNY BASED JANNY BASED JANNY BASED JANNU BASED JANNY BASED JANNY BASED JANNY BASED JANNY BASED JANNY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:38 No.17662283 >This saudi deflecting for his government And yet we still get in bed with them

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:39 No.17662284 [DELETED]

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>>17662194
oh are they going to release the corona vaccine in the next 20 minutes? Are russia and the house of saud going to kiss and make up? Is china gonna let lee and chang out of their sealed apartments in wuhan and put them back to work in the factory?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:40 No.17662285 File: 46 KB, 589x466, 1579963127869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Sticky THATS IT >>17662232 Based, it's time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:42 No.17662286 File: 200 KB, 672x644, 4C422651-8F27-4E49-84DC-12659C06D614.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661529 Yo!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:45 No.17662290 File: 1015 KB, 1531x900, 1583753522545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT'S HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:48 No.17662291 >>17662210 Because one day I'm going to strike it big with massive leverage. Safe investments are for people that are already rich. What I need to do is turn $10,000 into $100,000,000. Can't do that in real estate.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:54 No.17662292 LMAO FUCKING ROBINHOOD DOWN AGAIN ON ONE OF THE BIGGEST DAYS IN HISTORY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:56 No.17662293 File: 193 KB, 704x904, 1554763620625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662238

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:57 No.17662296 File: 24 KB, 360x450, 435624536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is he talking about now /biz/?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:18:57 No.17662297 That poor cat. He ded

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:19:03 No.17662300 >>17662289 >>17662289 >>17662289 >>17662289 >>17662289

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:19:15 No.17662307 File: 36 KB, 425x300, 1502996147978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662238

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:19:20 No.17662309 File: 232 KB, 1200x800, 345345345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I WARNED YOU ABOUT FICTIONAL CAPITAL BRO. I WARNED YOU DAWG.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:19:22 No.17662310 File: 5 KB, 250x229, jang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:19:30 No.17662311 Keep buying the dip you mongs, Israel needs a new pair of shoes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:19:32 No.17662315 DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:19:35 No.17662316 >>17662284 Kalestra trials will be revealed succesful for treating coronavirus Then Remdesivir Being a bear right now is being strapped to a ticking time bomb

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:19:40 No.17662319 File: 155 KB, 1000x633, Bulls2days.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662033 J-just buy the dip bros!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:19:43 No.17662321 >>17662300 but this is stickied dumass

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:19:44 No.17662322 >sticky sticky >sticky >sticky sticky >sticky >sticky sticky >sticky >sticky sticky >sticky >sticky sticky >sticky >sticky sticky >sticky >sticky sticky >sticky >sticky sticky >sticky

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:19:48 No.17662324 >>17662309 Fuck off back to /leftypol/ retard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:19:53 No.17662326 >>17662222 I bought NVDA because it'll go back up to 270 and then either down or up to 300 from there.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:19:56 No.17662328 >>17662300 >new thread retard

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:19:58 No.17662331 we got a sticky? that's actually pretty based

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:02 No.17662333 File: 503 KB, 500x500, bogdanoff shock.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662296 Profit time, Brother.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:13 No.17662339 File: 113 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200309-101932.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Trash pump. Would have been like 300x minimum. I'll wait np.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:16 No.17662340 File: 1.25 MB, 1484x994, 1563545638401.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] COMFY GANG CHECK IN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:17 No.17662341 >>17662300 we are stickied you stupid shit. No one go there.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:18 No.17662342 >>17662255 log out your broker and hodl

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:20 No.17662343 >panic sold my bull hedges at the bottom >Now stock market is pumping and my puts are tanking of fucking course

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:24 No.17662345 I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:24 No.17662346 >>17662309 If we hadn't have killed off Germany we wouldn't have this problem, you dumb commie faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:27 No.17662347 >>17662321 >>17662328 Didn't see that. Nice

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:31 No.17662348 25 a good entry on SQQQ? Still worried about a fed rate cut

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:36 No.17662350 >>17662319 I made that and am now bullish the more important part is literally every boomer and investor and trader is a bear right now. never go with a herd like that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:41 No.17662352 File: 711 KB, 680x677, 910.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NO NO NO ROBINHOOD I NEED TO SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:42 No.17662353 >>17662286 Hey cool guy, wanna hang out? See any of those bullcucks buying ROPE futures?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:42 No.17662354 File: 115 KB, 1072x1440, 9yp4i1mk7pf31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wow 5% nice happening.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:44 No.17662355 >Robin hood down >Stocks pumping again Hahhahaha zommers btfo lmao hahhahaha boomers always win

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:44 No.17662356 >>17662292 Robinhood living up to its name.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:47 No.17662359 >it actually recovered 600 points since the pause Will it last?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:48 No.17662360 File: 49 KB, 720x480, posting in a sticky.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:51 No.17662361 File: 87 KB, 680x469, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661529 Break out the Pink Wojak's boys! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:58 No.17662362 VOO behaving like bitcoin lol

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:20:59 No.17662366 >>17661529 Get fucked /biz/ >>>/pol/247199076

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:01 No.17662367 i cant see volume on my platforms, can someone pls give bloomberg volume chart of spx

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:07 No.17662370 >>17661714 >account value 2.58 wut?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:08 No.17662371 File: 707 KB, 877x600, monokuma dab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Sticky thread Press D to Dab on Coinfags

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:08 No.17662372 >>17661928 tesla is still overpriced. though its my dream car.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:11 No.17662373 VIX at 60!!!!!11

>>	SOXL_shill Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:13 No.17662374 File: 43 KB, 982x695, 1560771516308.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How low will it go? Will I ever run out of money? I DON'T GO BROKE SEND MORE BEARS THESE ONES ARE DONE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:15 No.17662375 File: 303 KB, 1078x1414, Screenshot_20200309-092033_Google.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:16 No.17662378 File: 2.39 MB, 1104x1628, gordons island on fire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] woah never seen us get stikkid b4 :o

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:17 No.17662377 Father-in-law is a lawyer for big players, just got off the phone with him, they are in panic mode.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:21 No.17662381 File: 122 KB, 600x894, 1408112263193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661575 >Not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:22 No.17662380 File: 244 KB, 640x604, sweating_pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give me a reason not to FOMO in VIX puts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:23 No.17662383 hahaha that's the pic for the thread that got stickied. Cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:25 No.17662384 >>17662309 MA MAN PROVEN RIGHT AGAIN >>17662324 Read Marx nigger. You'll actually learn more than you do in your modern economics class.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:25 No.17662385 File: 203 KB, 686x526, 1580022446912.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662361

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:26 No.17662386 >>17662309 commit fucking suicide

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:29 No.17662388 File: 92 KB, 600x776, IMG_5823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662361

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:32 No.17662390 File: 52 KB, 1024x1019, 1540758358226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >STICKIED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:32 No.17662391 File: 31 KB, 550x550, 1583541253671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] POSTING IN A STICKY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:34 No.17662394 >>17662309 this

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:36 No.17662395 I bought the oil dip guys. I'm going to make so much money from these cheapies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:38 No.17662396 >>17662326 you're gonna make it make sure to watch the online-only GTC event coming up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:42 No.17662397 File: 12 KB, 128x111, 1572447999200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662340 Hi.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:46 No.17662399 File: 51 KB, 960x942, 17A83C2B-5AD4-4B10-85A1-1CA01D837D78.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the most historic open Only down 1.5% It’s almost too easy bros

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:47 No.17662400 >>17662296 "The bull has been prepped"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:48 No.17662401 >>17661809 Same friend

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:52 No.17662404 Who is buying lol

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:21:53 No.17662405 File: 27 KB, 216x398, 1582878746578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ooooooooooooo MARKETS.... RISE.... ooooooooooooo MARKETS... RISE... ooooooooooooo MARKETS... RISE...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:00 No.17662407 How do I bet on petroleum coming back up in a few months? USO?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:00 No.17662408 >>17662291 yes true in your case but theres a parade of dipshits who swear ETFs are their best friend and they dont need property they can just live off dividends and selling into cash later on... yikes

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:09 No.17662412 [DELETED]

>coronavirus hits which causes reduced production which causes a reduction of energy sector purchases which causes energy sector to try and cut back on production to create artificial scarcity until russia refuses to play ball and now we're in a price war and now the economy is tanking as all these factors gather momentum to deliver a shit sunday directly to your mouth

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:12 No.17662413 BUT MY WAGIE ISN'T GOING TO BE RELEASED IN FRIDAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:15 No.17662415 File: 177 KB, 680x680, 1582145582056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CRASHING AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:20 No.17662417 >robinhood keeping me from taking my little bit of profit >will force me to hold on to my SQQQ until EOD well this is going to either fuck me or make me more money than I was going to

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:24 No.17662418 Just a heads up guys, my cousin is a DA, I'm going to speak to him later this afternoon about the potential of a class action filing. His husband is a corporate finance lawyer. I will make a thread if anything come of it tonight or tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:25 No.17662420 >>17661745 You didn't make shit. Now you'll just ask someone to make shit for you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:25 No.17662421 >>17662384 >Read Marx nigger. You'll actually learn more than you do in your modern economics class. I can tell you don't have a bachelor's degree in anything that requires math.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:31 No.17662423 File: 294 KB, 1316x1376, 1578171635164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662205 >>17662094 >>17662082 >>17662055 >>17661630 >>17662238 IMAGINE STILL USING ROBINHOOD AFTER LAST WEEK! YOU DIDN"T LEARN! YOU DIDN'T LEARN!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:34 No.17662424 AHHHHHHHHH ITS FALLING AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:41 No.17662427 >>17662375 what the fuck is this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:42 No.17662429 File: 95 KB, 750x746, z0id1kj9od911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUY THE FUCKING DIP THE BOOMERS SOLD

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:42 No.17662430 BACK DOWN WE GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:49 No.17662433 >>17662377 Go on...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:52 No.17662435 File: 1.51 MB, 425x481, 1576721941250.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:53 No.17662437 >>17662191 Why did you shop out your position? gay

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:54 No.17662436 >>17662375 WHAT TIS REAL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:54 No.17662438 >>17662399 I'm up 29%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:56 No.17662440 I KNOW I KNOW I’VE LET YOU DOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:22:58 No.17662441 Stock will tank again, although not below the low, go back up at lunchtime, remain stagnant, and then drop to a total of >-10% at closing.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:23:05 No.17662446 [DELETED]

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>WOW look at the drop
>*market gets halted*
>it’s okay just need a breather :^)
>*pumps money into market*
>see haha it’s fine loook at it skyrocket back up naturally

bros I seriously doubt this is over

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:23:07 No.17662448 >>17662397 why the fuck did google get rid of their bean emojis? they're so fucking cute why did they cave in to the normie standard of those gross fucking apple emojis

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:23:08 No.17662447 >>17662377 uncle works at nintendo, just got off the phone with him, no free n64 this year

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:23:23 No.17662453 File: 66 KB, 373x495, 1583521684621.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Listening to this song while waiting for the Fed to kick all these retard bears out of the building. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:23:27 No.17662458 Arise chicken chicken arise

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:23:29 No.17662461 File: 53 KB, 703x675, 1557002702564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >open market >close market >open market >close market STOP FUCKING CHEATIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:23:30 No.17662459 >zoomer on /biz/ are seeing squeezes and manipulation for the first time >think they can just short and make money >will close their trade at a loss today and see it dump tomorrow again

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:23:47 No.17662466 >>17662375 Quick buy puts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:23:51 No.17662469 >>17662309 so right it triggers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:23:54 No.17662471 DOMPEET O M P E E T

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:23:58 No.17662473 How much lower will AT&T (T) go, guys? Do you suppose it's reasonable to wait for it to hit 30 before buying?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:24:00 No.17662474 NEW >>17662457 >>17662457 >>17662457 NEW >>17662457 >>17662457 >>17662457

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:24:00 No.17662475 >>17661529 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70J0PTBMEQM This autistic faggot is on damage control, don't listen to him

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:24:01 No.17662476 File: 8 KB, 196x257, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he bought the dip

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:24:16 No.17662485 Waiting for the rip...

>>	SOXL_shill Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:24:21 No.17662489 >>17662437 >Why did you shop out your position? gay So I could reuse the pic and it wouldn't age out

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:24:33 No.17662494 >>17662474 THIS IS A FUCKING STICKY YOU RETARDED AUTIST

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:24:37 No.17662495 >>17662474 this is stickied duddee

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:24:38 No.17662496 >>17662355 Zoomers are the most pathetic generation lmao. Special snowflakes with low tolerance to frustration and instant gratification baboons.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:24:42 No.17662499 File: 958 KB, 1280x720, HE WARNED US.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You should have listened.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:24:44 No.17662501 >>17662395 How do I buy oil shares I'm a brainlet

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:24:46 No.17662502 >>17661760 Why they do this?!? Just let it all crash and burn!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:24:47 No.17662503 >>17662474 IJIT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:24:49 No.17662504 >>17662375 what the hell am i looking at? is it a fucking bug?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:24:50 No.17662505 >>17662474 you're posting in a sticky nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:24:57 No.17662509 >>17662474 we're in a sticky you dip

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:24:58 No.17662511 File: 8 KB, 194x79, 1582389214590.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CRASH THE MARKET I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING WORK ANYMORE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:25:00 No.17662513 >>17662474 Retard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:25:02 No.17662515 File: 1.30 MB, 1200x800, rollercoaster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:25:08 No.17662520 >>17662474 retard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:25:08 No.17662521 >>17662395 you've been losing all your money for 2 weeks straight why don't you just go inverse >>17662459 >Implying I'm closing my positions holding over the weekend is how I got this far in the first place. A little bounce isn't fooling me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:25:09 No.17662523 File: 669 KB, 1000x1000, sdsdcvsd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662324 >>17662346 >>17662386 SEETH PORKY SEETH.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:25:14 No.17662525 >>17662474 sticky bro

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:25:19 No.17662527 >>17662421 I actually do

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:25:22 No.17662529 >>17662474 Retard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:25:35 No.17662536 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:25:55 No.17662541 how do i unsticky

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:25:56 No.17662543 POST WHAT SONG YOU'RE LISTENING TO WHILE THE APOCALYPSE HAPPENS, /smg/ (sticky edition)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:25:57 No.17662544 I'm going to sleep. I'm 100% convinced that my retarted insomniac ass will put in all of his cash into this fake dip today if I don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:25:58 No.17662546 File: 3.07 MB, 414x382, maybe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662474

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:25:59 No.17662545 If it ends green today I will guzzle a gallon of bull semen

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:00 No.17662547 File: 92 KB, 225x225, 1554021358906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662511 FUCK TRIPFAGS BTW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:04 No.17662550 Why sticky this? It will just be filled with braindead nonsense for hours by the crypto mongoloids, literally pointless

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:05 No.17662551 File: 196 KB, 975x695, sweet-bull-and-hella-bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE DIP BRO!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:08 No.17662552 File: 398 KB, 1392x1396, 1580420323817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662474 newfag

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:14 No.17662554 >>17662476 ryuko is too pure for the dirty world of business

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:22 No.17662557 [DELETED]

>>17662396
Thanks anon, I didn't even know that was on the calendar.

>>17662408
Totally agreed. Park your "fuck you" money in safe investments and then gamble on options to try and realise disproportionate gains.

I don't have fuck you money yet, so I just gamble.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:24 No.17662559 Reminder that SQQQ was worth 400 dollars b4 trump was elected and its gonna be heading back to 400 pretty soon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:25 No.17662558 File: 75 KB, 198x198, 1582175938477.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BACK DOWN TO 6%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:29 No.17662563 pull it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:30 No.17662562 >>17662527 Sure you do, communist.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:37 No.17662567 >>17662395 Not buying shit until my signals confirm this is not a dead cat bounce.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:39 No.17662569 >>17662418 Keeping a close eye on this thanks for the update

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:41 No.17662571 UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A SELECT START YEAH I'LL DUMP YOU ALL NIGHT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:44 No.17662572 File: 95 KB, 686x526, 1554534224632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662543 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4 obviously

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:51 No.17662575 File: 58 KB, 800x800, 1374233225143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >can't watch the market crash and burn >have to go to my retail wagie job instead I hope you all have fun

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:51 No.17662576 File: 23 KB, 500x338, 52a2c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662417 Same here brother. I have a feeling we're gonna be fucked. I'm bailing on RH as soon as possible. Shoulda listened to the boomers on this one.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:54 No.17662578 >>17662551 Lmaooo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:26:58 No.17662580 >>17662375 WHAT THE FUCK!? I wonder who just made a killing on that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:10 No.17662584 >>17662474 absolutely retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:12 No.17662585 >>17662375 >it's real how do i make money off this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:13 No.17662586 >>17662423 Then whats a good alternative that has the same perks as robinhood you faggot?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:13 No.17662588 File: 1.05 MB, 885x1254, eat the rich.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:15 No.17662591 File: 1.06 MB, 1255x2300, TimeToSleep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everything is just going down. Its over.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:16 No.17662592 >170% gains slowly being wiped away because RH refuses to work extremely based.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:18 No.17662593 File: 962 KB, 715x666, kobosil.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662543 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqewhcsjRDQ PREPARE FOR APOCALYPSE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:22 No.17662594 File: 705 KB, 1258x529, captain.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN BEAR MARKETS /BIZ/ YOU'RE IN ONE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:25 No.17662595 File: 37 KB, 398x376, F068F378-721B-42A1-B99E-4183F4F6F9D0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw don’t own ANY stocks Posting in historig thread

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:28 No.17662596 >>17662421 Marx was right about ALL of his critiques of capitalism. He just wasn't right about the solutions. It is, however, totally true that lefties have been too fucking braindead since the 1970s to innovate on those theories.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:29 No.17662598 >>17662552 i never stickied a post in my life and im an old fag how the fuck did i stickied this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:30 No.17662599 >>17662499 Why do these old commie jews arr rook same?

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:31 No.17662602 buying that UWT dip

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:36 No.17662606 File: 18 KB, 995x176, dripofdoom1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Day spread: $400-665 BUY FUCKING DRIP NOW THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:46 No.17662609 >>17662375 AALLLLl IJNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BABBY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:50 No.17662610 >>17662559 it never traded at $400. you're seeing the chart being adjusted in the past since there were several reverse splits in the ETF

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:51 No.17662612 File: 17 KB, 250x250, 1292281158462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662474 based retard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:27:54 No.17662614 Should I be buying?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:28:01 No.17662621 CRASH YOU BASTARD CRASH CRASH CRASH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:28:05 No.17662623 THANKS ROBINHOOD.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:28:13 No.17662625 >>17662543 https://youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:28:16 No.17662629 Holy shit that got so close to my stop loss. KEEP DUMPING BOOMERS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:28:21 No.17662632 >>17662596 LTV wasn't even correct. Marx was retarded from first premises.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:28:28 No.17662634 I want to get rich off of crypto then watch the country realize how immoral and precarious speculative assets are and shut down all speculative markets.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:28:31 No.17662635 >>17662598 >how the fuck did i stickied this you must have divine favor

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:28:31 No.17662637 File: 806 KB, 3600x3600, 1566146792804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662595 same

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:28:38 No.17662641 >>17662375 DID THE FUCKING US GOVERNMENT JUST GO FUCKING PUBLIC HOLY SHIT SHORT THE FUCK OUT OF IT!!!!! NOW!! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:28:46 No.17662648 >>17662598 you didn't a mod did

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:28:47 No.17662649 what are you watching anons?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:28:56 No.17662650 File: 179 KB, 1192x1230, 1541297643422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /pol/ checking in. we know who is responsible for this, don't we?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:01 No.17662652 >>17662598 >Stickied >an oldfag Obvioualy not

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:02 No.17662653 >>17662543 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:06 No.17662654 File: 30 KB, 421x205, trumptweet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:07 No.17662656 File: 1.21 MB, 970x1366, 1583711167967.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662067 Delusional bullfags are at it again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:15 No.17662659 File: 48 KB, 840x473, download (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOW CAN ONE PROFIT FROM THIS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:18 No.17662660 >>17662575 At least you still have a job. Collapse soon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:34 No.17662665 seriously guys though, you are averaging down and buying the dip right? your not seriously betting that things are going to get worse from here? r-right? please guys, please buy the dip PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:35 No.17662666 >>17662575 Good luck to you anon. Hope work goes well.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:36 No.17662667 Pendy, I love you. Please give me the honor of being your bf

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:40 No.17662670 File: 751 KB, 480x270, yeb.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662598

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:41 No.17662671 >>17662598 holy zoomer

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:41 No.17662673 >>17662543 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:43 No.17662674 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:45 No.17662676 >>17662650 Trump

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:52 No.17662680 >>17662375 BOOOOOOOOOOOOG!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:53 No.17662681 >>17662649 RDS.A Unironically a 10% dividend now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:29:55 No.17662684 File: 366 KB, 1024x768, 1553891963170.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he thinks this is people buying >he doesnt realize this is shorts covering before the next dump >he doesnt know whats going on kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:10 No.17662687 >>17662650 Bloompf

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:12 No.17662690 >>17662375 Seems like a bug in the algo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:13 No.17662692 >>17662523 >copies lingo >nothing original >embarrassing and autistic view on the world Everytime.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:13 No.17662693 >>17662650 we're redpilled here on biz so yes it was the stinky filthy jew kikes and nigger slaves and also moloch and pedophile

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:16 No.17662695 What's an alternative to spy I can short? Tried to roll over options today and Robinhood is telling me I'm not allowed to have more than 800 contracts. This looks like a new bullshit limit because I have over 2000.

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:21 No.17662700 >>17662632 t. Brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:22 No.17662702 File: 122 KB, 390x600, mudpie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662632 Aight what was wrong about the LTV?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:23 No.17662701 Fuck this gay pump, dump already

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:25 No.17662703 >>17662665 it might get worse. that's why you keep some powder dry. i'm buying though

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:25 No.17662704 >>17662676 based

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:27 No.17662705 File: 740 KB, 938x984, 1583267727765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662650 the most beautiful girl in the world, that's who

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:34 No.17662711 >>17662649 UWT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:37 No.17662713 >>17662659 Short AAL, thank me later

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:38 No.17662714 please zoomers I need you to dump in 60 seconds and keep dumping and boomers too y'all can help RH should be up now that it thinks the market is open because it doesn't understand daylight savings time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:47 No.17662718 >>17662489 Post your SOXL position pls sir

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:49 No.17662719 >>17662598 Laugh at this guy everyone Stock traders confirmed for boomers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:50 No.17662720 >>17662543 INTO THE FLOODGATES, SAME OLD FEELING IT WAS BACK THEENNNNNNN!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:30:53 No.17662721 >>17662559 Do you long SQQQ? I just looked it up because I wasn’t sure what it was. This ETF made a killing during the 2008 collapse

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:31:04 No.17662724 File: 102 KB, 1280x720, 1554712964567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HE STICKY? SIDE WAY IT!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:31:04 No.17662725 -20% when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:31:08 No.17662729 >>17662543 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=up6Nxg17opQ

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:31:16 No.17662732 >>17662650 It's literally never not them

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:31:17 No.17662734 File: 348 KB, 833x555, bcb7b4de-cbf8-446c-b6e4-7516233e214a..png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662598

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:31:18 No.17662736 Crash harder already, you pumping niggers need to let it tumble down

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:31:21 No.17662740 File: 25 KB, 655x522, 14343124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662598 >i never stickied a post in my life and im an old fag how the fuck did i stickied this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:31:35 No.17662745 >>17662713 been watching AAL since the first dip so maybe

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:31:36 No.17662747 >>17662671 first time mods stick a smg thread. fucking finally?? based mods

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:31:41 No.17662749 buy the dip retards

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:31:47 No.17662751 oh no no no no

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:31:52 No.17662754 >>17662695 IVV, VOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:31:53 No.17662755 >>17662724 thank you for always choosing the least interesting option

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:31:54 No.17662757 >>17662695 Anyone know?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:31:57 No.17662758 File: 1.94 MB, 1458x1436, 1583762796671.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661529 What a great day

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:32:10 No.17662762 >>17662375 Thanks I'm buffet now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:32:12 No.17662763 >>17662650 Where did you get this picture of me? WTF???

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:32:15 No.17662765 Feds are trying so hard to pump it up and hold it at 24k

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:32:26 No.17662770 >>17662598 based autist

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:32:27 No.17662771 >>17661671 only this time u will have top hold for 20+ years

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:32:27 No.17662772 File: 723 KB, 360x288, 1395125906369.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:32:28 No.17662773 >>17662720 It's "into the flood again, same old trip it was back then"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:32:31 No.17662775 File: 34 KB, 666x666, 1538752083139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CRAB IS BACK BITCHES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:32:39 No.17662780 File: 10 KB, 582x25, Screen Shot 2020-03-09 at 11.32.07.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOL WUT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:32:41 No.17662781 >>17662740 >>17662734 being bated this much thx for the laugh

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:32:44 No.17662782 File: 390 KB, 1166x720, Screenshot_2020-02-28-00-15-26-92.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Burn ! BURN! Aaaahhhhh

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:32:45 No.17662783 >>17662695 BAC just had a bit of a pump.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:32:46 No.17662785 File: 1.00 MB, 218x228, retarded.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662749 I already did.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:32:51 No.17662787 File: 805 KB, 624x593, 1583570758954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to take a nap, tell me how the stock market goes within the next few hours ;)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:32:51 No.17662788 am newfag, what is a stock and how do I buy it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:33:02 No.17662793 File: 77 KB, 467x265, D4C6D3CD-F442-4989-994A-42081522E316.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] snib

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:33:07 No.17662796 posting in an epic sticky

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:33:07 No.17662797 >>17662780 looks like a glitch

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:33:09 No.17662799 the worst of it is over?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:33:14 No.17662802 [DELETED]

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fuck it I'll do it.
Fuck the wife, I transferred all my money to my Mama so she can't take shit.
I'LL DROP EVERY FUCKING PENNY I HAVE LEFT ON SPY IN THE NEXT DUMP, IF THE BITCH DARES TO DIVORCE ME SHE'LL HAVE 20 BUCKS AT HER NAME.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:33:17 No.17662803 >>17662788 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:33:22 No.17662805 File: 18 KB, 300x300, DB139EA9-AD3A-4895-9DAC-9C52DB4BE844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN AND THE SKY IS GREY I’VE BEEN FOR A WALK ON A WINTERS DAY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:33:26 No.17662809 File: 144 KB, 1200x1600, JPEG_20200308_203621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662736 shits gonna keep crashing untill the Chinese start working again

>>	SOXL_shill Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:33:35 No.17662811 File: 501 KB, 960x960, SOXL_tending.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662718 Here's a couple

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:33:42 No.17662814 >>17661953 imagine being this much of a beta

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:34:04 No.17662821 Got fucked by IG and couldn't sell my puts on the open.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:34:05 No.17662823 Who the fuck is buying?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:34:13 No.17662825 File: 177 KB, 472x269, IMG_20200309_143356.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:34:19 No.17662830 >>17662802 Your mom will take it and give 70% of it to your wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:34:41 No.17662835 >>17662781 >I was only pretending to be retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:34:48 No.17662837 >>17662775 >fugg anon just leaked the feds game plan

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:34:54 No.17662839 >>17662802 Haha wh*te women.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:34:59 No.17662843 File: 42 KB, 675x623, waw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This just proves your knowledge of economics is bullshit and you have to think the impossible. Imagine

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:35:02 No.17662845 I'm so fucking happy, I'm going to make so much fucking money once this downturn / recession / whatever springs back. My current losses are irrelevant in comparison.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:35:08 No.17662847 >>17662802 >getting married You deserved it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:35:08 No.17662848 >>17662782 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7OvPTmhtiY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:35:18 No.17662852 >>17662802 Nigger dont buy the dip yet

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:35:23 No.17662854 [DELETED]

Who here /bearturningbull/? Let’s admit, this is the first market happening for most of us, I started opening long positions in my Roth and taxable account because this is bound to squeeze up hard relatively soon. Way, way too many people are short for them not to get fleeced by the big guys.

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:35:29 No.17662859 File: 359 KB, 2048x1363, crash.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO GET ENERGY FOR NEXT DUMP POST BEST MEMES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:35:30 No.17662860 File: 245 KB, 1014x787, nanomachine rey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It has to be this way

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:35:30 No.17662862 >>17662787 no worries, we crab today have a good nap

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:35:33 No.17662863 So guys, when do you think the actual bottom will be in? I know that today can't be it. 2008 didn't happen in 1 day.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:35:39 No.17662866 File: 126 KB, 671x903, 7041ae29-89ea-4a80-9b09-64e9e2cfc3d7..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662781 Sure thing

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:35:39 No.17662867 >>17662823 I bought I am unironically only down 1% today

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:35:48 No.17662871 >>17662823 anon the happening is cancelled there will be no recession

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:35:53 No.17662872 >>17662256 Obviously blue chips in this panic. I only buy companies that I'm 95% sure that will make it through this shitstorm.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:35:57 No.17662875 Is this the boomerpacalypse that we have been calling for?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:36:05 No.17662880 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:36:11 No.17662882 File: 18 KB, 584x132, Screen Shot 2020-03-09 at 10.35.44 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] shits fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:36:11 No.17662883 WTF LADS >ROBINHOOD IS DOWN IM DOOMED >IM DOOMED CAN I SUE THESE FUCKERS FOR IT?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:36:13 No.17662884 >>17662823 This. Seriously. BAC had like a 7% pump. Who?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:36:23 No.17662888 [DELETED]

>>17662632
LTV is correct in the context of Marxist thought.

>"that sounds like bullshit 'subjective reality' nonsense to me, anon"
It is, but bear with me. Marx wasn't an economist and although he was talking about the economy he was actually talking about how power is manifested in economic relationships.

The labour theory of value is a theory of labour, not of value. The products that the capitalists sells have value because others will buy them off him, sure (normal economics), but they only have that value because of the labour invested in them (labour theory of value) by the workers.

The labour theory of value is necessary to explain how the workers are exploited. In normal economics the worker is not exploited because his labour is worth what he can sell it for and so if he sells it to the bosses at that rate then that rate is not exploitative. For Marxist thought to be comprehensible, it needs to decouple price from value.

>"so LTV is a post-hoc justification for Marxist thought?"
No, it's a primitive attempt to explain how a voluntary relationship between boss and worker can be exploitative.

Normal economics sees the equal exchange of labour for wages and says "Nope, no exploitation here."

Marxian economics sees the power relationship that undergirds that "equal" exchange and calls it exploitation. The LTV is a rhetorical rejoinder to normal economics.

>"but that's still wrong and fucking dumb"
Yeah, no shit. It's literally from the 1850s. As I said, leftists failed to innovate on Marxism because they got too obsessed with niggers and trannies. There are interesting fringe Marx-derived modern left economic systems, but you'll never hear about them over the shrieking of purple-haired dykes complaining about microaggressions.

Marx was right about everything wrong with capitalism.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:36:23 No.17662889 >>17661529 Remember to hedge against the downturn with $NCOV. $NCOV! Your friendly hedge against the stock market crash.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:36:29 No.17662891 >>17662845 Why? What are you accumulating? t. Noob with 10k waiting on the sidelines

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:36:32 No.17662893 DUMP HARDER NIGGA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:36:43 No.17662895 >>17662863 What do you think has been going on for the last two weeks?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:36:48 No.17662898 >>17662863 15,000 maybe. Probably lower

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:36:48 No.17662900 >>17662843 Lmao wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:36:55 No.17662903 >>17662875 once in a lifetime opportunity to transfer boomer wealth over to our generation

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:37:00 No.17662904 >>17662802 Why the fuck would you give it to another vagina?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:37:01 No.17662905 Pharma stock is down. I was ready to transfer 10k into pharma stocks. Now I just withdraw my cash and going to just sit on it. Everything is going to just crash.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:37:03 No.17662907 >>17662823 To be honest, It feels like theres fucking ghost money in the stock markets.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:37:05 No.17662909 >>17662377 Yeah well my dad works at Microsoft and he said he'll ban your xbox account

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:37:07 No.17662912 >>17662823 Me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:37:10 No.17662913 >virus spreading faster and faster >no plan or anything that can be done to stop it >people keep buying at DJI 24k ????

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:37:11 No.17662914 >>17662888 kys commie scum

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:37:12 No.17662915 >>17662843 who would buy your bags though if you had those?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:37:16 No.17662916 File: 563 KB, 640x426, 1574521084380.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just a small shakeout to kickstart the roaring 20s

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:37:35 No.17662923 [DELETED]

>>17662702
retarded theory for obvious reasons without the qualifier of "socially necessary"

adding "socially necessary" just makes LTV a tautology at worst and a shiity reformulation of supply and demand at best.

this isn't even on touching on the fact that Marx couldn't resolve the transformation problem and didn't publish vol 3 of capital because he realized how inconsistent it was. Other economists pointed this out later kind of BTFO Marx from being taken seriously in the field of economics.

>>17662700
OK communist

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:37:39 No.17662924 File: 1.13 MB, 1102x1200, 1583763134026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] greetings form /pol/ B u y h i g h u y h i g h S e l l l o w e l l l o w

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:37:44 No.17662926 Crab market.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:37:48 No.17662928 HISTORY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:38:05 No.17662934 >>17662863 Bottom will be 17,500 > screenshot this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:38:07 No.17662936 File: 153 KB, 1280x720, fq6p.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If the Fed fails to save the market, who will save it? It's too big to fail and it is certainly a crime to let the market fail..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:38:07 No.17662937 >>17662915 Wait you mean you can't just click "sell"?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:38:08 No.17662938 >>17662888 >because they got too obsessed with niggers and trannies Why did Marxists always end up doing this?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:38:14 No.17662940 >all these normies ITT crying because their phone app isn’t working FUCK OFF AMATEURS AND CASUALS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:38:19 No.17662941 File: 44 KB, 620x465, 1583764172433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >imagine being stupid enough to think you can stop the golden bear

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:38:27 No.17662943 [DELETED]

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INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

>INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

>INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

>INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

i didn't know there WERE international treasury bonds......

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:38:30 No.17662947 >>17662863 20-40% lower than they tell you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:38:42 No.17662951 >>17662823 THE FED lol wake up and smell the coffee

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:38:52 No.17662953 WHAT THE FCUKIJG TUCK!!!!! I AM LITERALLY ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF AHSUSAKAHSJAJ TRUMP COME OUT ANS FIX HIS SHIT NOWOWOWOWOOOOOOWOWOW!!!?! WHQT THE FUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:38:56 No.17662954 File: 110 KB, 720x1383, Screenshot_20200309_200659.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Burgers btfo

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:39:03 No.17662956 [DELETED]

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>3 hours ago Iran reports 595 new cases of coronavirus and 43 new deaths, raising total to 7,161 cases and 237 dead
>4 hours ago Qatar closing all schools until further notice due to coronavirus
>14 hours ago Albania reports first 2 cases of coronavirus
>15 hours ago U.S. Senator Ted Cruz says he will be staying home this week after a person he had a brief interaction with at CPAC tested positive for coronavirus
>15 hours ago Iowa reports first 3 cases of coronavirus
>16 hours ago Saudi Arabia bans travel to and from the UAE, Kuwait, Bahrain, Lebanon, Syria, South Korea, Egypt, Italy, and Iraq due to coronavirus - SPA
>20 hours ago Saudi Arabia closes all schools and universities across the kingdom until further notice due to coronavirus - SPA
>20 hours ago Oregon Governor Brown declares state of emergency due to coronavirus
>21 hours ago Italy reports 1,492 new cases of coronavirus and 133 new deaths, raising total to 7,375 cases and 366 dead
>22 hours ago German tourist dies of coronavirus in Egypt, 1st death in Africa

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:39:14 No.17662961 >>17662882 >margin during this volatility YOURE GOING TO GET MARGIN CALLED IDIOT!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:39:31 No.17662965 FUCK THE FED STOP PUMPING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:39:41 No.17662973 File: 80 KB, 395x347, 8a9ecc08-6cc4-4fc0-94d7-16c54c7c1c12..png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662883 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:39:43 No.17662974 Even with the feds pumping this is pathetic as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:40:06 No.17662987 File: 102 KB, 600x500, 1521440905177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what if banks start collapsing and there will be no money to pay off everyone?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:40:10 No.17662989 File: 1.43 MB, 1555x843, fed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So /smg/ will it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:40:12 No.17662990 File: 49 KB, 112x112, 1582224455859.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] down 50 large and i have a rash on my penis, no good bros

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:40:14 No.17662992 >>17662825 delete this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:40:14 No.17662993 File: 196 KB, 1124x913, 118C3357-89DB-4994-AE4F-6A6D2D505B30.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ABSOLUTELY BASTE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:40:28 No.17662996 >>17662936 >Muh free market will fix it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:40:32 No.17662997 10Y bond rate coming back up, looks like big money is buying the dip...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:40:47 No.17663001 >>17662973 based wine aunt who pulled out of the market early to protect her wine funds

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:40:48 No.17663002 File: 72 KB, 615x615, 1536899771314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662974 >>17662965 >feds pumping nice try kiddo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:40:48 No.17663003 >>17662830 She hates the bitch too. I'm going to divorce her anyway >>17662904 I manage her account, she has no clue on what's going on, she only wants 2k a month, I'm getting double of that of her account already.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:40:52 No.17663006 T H R E A D T H E M E https://youtu.be/fmRjgWW8yn0

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:40:54 No.17663007 >>17662916 Do you mean the soaring 20s? Hail Cliff High

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:02 No.17663009 File: 95 KB, 750x579, mcdonalds_hacks_20_piece_nugget-750x579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we sticky now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:08 No.17663011 File: 14 KB, 598x110, 1573570489675.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662953 Trump won't (also can't) help you now retard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:11 No.17663013 File: 572 KB, 1200x1248, 790-7907832_7190485-pink-wojak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:12 No.17663014 Greetings people of /biz/ I am a fellow traveller from the land of /tg/. What the actual fuck is going on and what are people doing to stop it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:27 No.17663020 >>17662993 BULL SIGNAL BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:28 No.17663021 >We are experiencing issues with equities, options and crypto trading. We are working to resolve this issue as soon as possible. lol robinhood

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:28 No.17663022 File: 36 KB, 940x381, ETF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just own the market and ride it out guys. Stop playing the freakout game.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:40 No.17663024 >>17662993 >Fake News HHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:41 No.17663023 File: 61 KB, 757x498, mshPsYd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Don't worry it's still not as bad as the Great Depression! kek these goalposts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:45 No.17663030 File: 73 KB, 306x306, 1580201333540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just invested in Newmont Mining

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:47 No.17663031 [DELETED]

>>17662938
Because leftist politics lacks deep strategic leadership and resources. The elite parties always play bigger and smarter.

That's why, despite being a literal gommunist, I'm trading stocks. At a certain point you have to admit that the better people have won. Not "better" in a moral sense, but better in a competitive sense.

I want to win too. I want that fucking yacht. Then, when I have money and resources, MAYBE I will return to the left. If they're worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:47 No.17663032 >>17662872 Just chill then, If youre worried about it crashing harder and you running out of money just DCA will smaller buys to stretch the cash.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:47 No.17663033 >>17662993 He just can’t help himself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:54 No.17663039 >>17662989 activate windows https://github.com/CHEF-KOCH/KMS-activator

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:54 No.17663040 >>17662453 Ahahaha I can't wait to until we hit negative rates and you lose your fucking mind when you see the results >>17662993 what a fucking RETARD. for fuck sakes he's gonna lose himself the re election at this rate

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:58 No.17663042 >>17662993 Blumpf is unironically over because of this Somebody photoshop the JUST hair on glurmpfhgh Bernie 2020

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:41:58 No.17663043 [DELETED]

>>17662888
>The labour theory of value is a theory of labour, not of value. The products that the capitalists sells have value because others will buy them off him, sure (normal economics), but they only have that value because of the labour invested in them (labour theory of value) by the workers.
Nah. Simply not true. A gold nugget that took 10 minutes to find is just as useful as a gold nugget that took 10 hours to find. Labour added nothing in the latter case.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:42:05 No.17663045 File: 326 KB, 1080x1292, Screenshot_20200203_141720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662665 Umm sweaty

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HOW CAN THE GOVERNMENT LET THIS HAPPEN?

WHY GOD. WHY ME?

MOMMY PLEASE STOP IT! MAKE IT STOP MOMMY

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE! GET ME OFF OF THIS RIDE NOW! IT WASNT SUPPOSE TO END LIKE THIS! I HAD MY ENTIRE LIFE AHEAD OF ME AND NOW ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS ARE GONE!

JESUS MY SAVIOR PLEASE DO NOT ALLOW SUCH A TRAVESTY TO OCCUR WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:42:24 No.17663053 File: 842 KB, 1496x1147, 1583585025509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5O6U2Gus_o HEDGE WITH CRYPTO MY ASS

>>	Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:42:28 No.17663057 File: 1.46 MB, 1240x1288, 1582941384174.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663014 code red

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:42:32 No.17663058 File: 43 KB, 150x332, 150px-Hank_Hill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662049 Propane

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:42:38 No.17663060 Welp. Do I buy cheapies or make another bet it keeps falling

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:42:46 No.17663066 >>17663020 QUICK DIVE UNDER THE STEAM ROLLER FOR A DOLLAR!! QUICKLY!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:42:50 No.17663068 >>17661529 >sticky OH NO NO NO NO

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:42:57 No.17663073 [DELETED]

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>>17662993
Does he not understand that cheap oil will destroy the fracking industry as they can't produce it cheep enough to be profitable?
Oh and lets not forget about the impending collapse of the US health system.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:42:58 No.17663075 I managed to sell off all of my puts on robinhood. thank god, now i can go back to bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:43:08 No.17663076 >>17661529 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STICKY SHIT IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:43:10 No.17663077 >>17663043 That's exactly what I said.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:43:21 No.17663081 >>17662681 intradastmg. how long till oil stocknz bottom out tho

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:43:26 No.17663083 >>17663045 Turns out he was an absolute chad giving great advice

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:43:27 No.17663085 >>17662823 Signed, went heavy into TQQQ DDM SPXL and SPY calls 2 weeks out ootm. Also SPY and QQQ for the Roth. Nice bargains out there!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:43:28 No.17663086 >>17663030 Should have gone GOLD bud, much more upside.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:43:29 No.17663087 [DELETED]

>>17663014
Mass market panic as a result of coronavirus and oil fuckery. Been HAPPENING for weeks now but it's only getting worse. >>17663014

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:43:32 No.17663090 SO MANY TOURISTS IN THIS THREAD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MT /biz/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:43:37 No.17663095 everything is going up already, happening cancelled NOTHING EVEN HAPPENS, WE LIVE IN THE GAYEST TIMELIME AND EVERYTHING ENDS UP BEING A NOTHINGBURGER

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:43:37 No.17663096 >>17663039 I already have it, windows keep re classifying it as a virus so I have to manually remove it every time, it doesn't bother me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:43:44 No.17663099 File: 39 KB, 682x538, Selection_208.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTF IS IGOV WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:43:45 No.17663101 THE SLIDE CONTINUES YUROP LOST UPWARD MOMENTUM

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:43:55 No.17663103 >>17663023 >it's not bad because 6 days in HISTORY were worse

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:44:13 No.17663106 Bill Mitchell spending today going full IT'S JUST A FLEW BRO ONLY 7 AMERICANS DEAD IF YOU DON'T COUNT THAT NURSING HOME

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:44:14 No.17663107 >>17663060 don't be retarded. There is no floor

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:44:18 No.17663108 File: 101 KB, 720x764, _20200309_105903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's all good

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:44:27 No.17663113 >>17662993 Hes like Sherlock Holmes hes a high functioning autist

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>>17663057
DAMU ITS THE END

NOT EVEN MY LINKIES CAN FIND SOLICE IN THIS HELL

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:44:41 No.17663120 >>17663090 You can’t stop us all

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:44:50 No.17663122 >>17662797 Some asshole putting in a 200k order hoping someone with enough margin market buys

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:44:52 No.17663123 Evens: We pump to 288 by eod Odds: We crab to 281 by eod Dubs: We crash further to 270 by eod Trips or more: ITS HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:45:00 No.17663125 >>17661529 Guys it has been coiling up for the past hour another huge gap down to -8% incoming.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:45:01 No.17663127 >>17663014 > what are people doing to stop it? Why would someone want to stop something so beautiful

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:45:03 No.17663130 File: 151 KB, 656x960, 1570560167281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663057 Is it time to grab a sword and go /innawoods/ or can we survive this?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:45:06 No.17663132 why did DRIP go up today

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:45:12 No.17663135 >>17663108 translate your garbage before posting it faggot

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:45:20 No.17663137 [DELETED]

>>17663032
Yeah planning to do that. I'm not allowing myself to make more buys today. Am going to get a good night sleep and look at the situation again tomorrow. I'm in for the long haul though, I don't care that much about getting the absolute lowest dip it will be.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:45:20 No.17663138 >>17663014 nothing special

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:45:22 No.17663140 >>17663031 >communist trading stocks Christ the absolute state of the left

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:45:28 No.17663144 >>17663014 Chaos demons of Slaanesh are in an oil trade war with the Orcs while great unclean ones are spawning all over the Imperium. The adeptus mechanicum has a bunch of big screens that show bad number

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:45:33 No.17663147 Plunge Protection Team working overtime here

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:45:38 No.17663149 >>17662375 Explain what this is.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:45:41 No.17663152 >>17662993 Cope

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:45:43 No.17663153 >>17663099 dude it's glitched on google just stop

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:45:57 No.17663159 >>17663014 Everyone is panic selling because of coronavirus and, as of now, nothing. The feds are pumping into the market hoping it will stabilize but it doesn’t seem to be much of a long term solution

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:46:02 No.17663161 Are some of you guys fuckin stupid? Start buying puts on the airlines, cruise lines, and casinos. These stocks are going to continue to trend down without a bottom in sight. The more confirmed cases of corona, then the lower the stocks will go.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:46:03 No.17663162 >>17663108 Privacy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:46:18 No.17663164 >>17663099 I honestly want to know more about this. It's non government issued debt, does this mean people are betting against the govt?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:46:18 No.17663165 >>17663099 BRUH WTF

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:46:22 No.17663167 >>17663123 NOT BAD RE ROLLING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:46:23 No.17663169 >>17663014 Russia rolled Nat1 in charisma check with Saudi Arabia

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:46:35 No.17663176 >>17663130 >sword ngmi Just pick up a mossberg for 400 anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:46:56 No.17663187 File: 41 KB, 750x458, 1580478454381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Option prices are fucking crazy rn

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:46:57 No.17663186 File: 214 KB, 1136x825, 1583765213859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663083 Meanwhile (((Bernstein)))...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:46:59 No.17663188 File: 11 KB, 292x93, ggboys.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:47:03 No.17663190 >>17663014 The feds are going to pump their semen in, but even all the Hyperinflation in the world can't save us

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:47:08 No.17663192 Oil isn't recovering.... Fuck Russia, and fuck Saudi Arabia. I hope the kung flu kills them all.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:47:20 No.17663194 >>17663153 its on all the trading apps aswell...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:47:22 No.17663195 DOW SLIDING AGAIN >-5.8% DOW SLIDING AGAIN >-5.8% DOW SLIDING AGAIN >-5.8% DOW SLIDING AGAIN >-5.8%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:47:24 No.17663196 >>17663123 It's happening, regardless of digits

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:47:36 No.17663206 File: 56 KB, 1444x520, 1565053631086.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663099 It's not just a glitch on Google, either. What the fuck is going on?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:47:57 No.17663212 File: 125 KB, 556x490, a867dac3-716e-4d3c-a331-127462403d5f..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663031

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:47:59 No.17663214 >>17663164 its a glitch, please use common sense. if bond prices were this high, yields would be -2342141234%, nobody would buy it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:48:09 No.17663218 >>17663186 Every Fucking TIME

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:48:20 No.17663220 File: 111 KB, 916x472, ftse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:48:30 No.17663221 File: 105 KB, 1080x1080, 555CFB9C-82ED-4EA6-AAA4-2464636C3882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I LOVE BONDS!!!!! Thank you graham for teaching me 50% bonds 40% stocks 10% gold I fucking love youuuuu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:48:32 No.17663223 >>17663153 No chucky shows the same thing. Ask is 199k. Bid is 49. Nobody selling?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:48:35 No.17663224 >>17663188 Um checked and baste

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:48:35 No.17663225 >STICKY CRASH CONFIRMED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:48:44 No.17663226 File: 325 KB, 904x583, 1506000636623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HERE WE GO LADS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:49:07 No.17663234 File: 157 KB, 767x647, 1583692831842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663195 They have been trying hard to keep it above -6 but she keeps falling

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:49:09 No.17663236 File: 122 KB, 302x278, 5BF0C76F-E191-4E1F-A245-35C6645F2D1E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TING LAO XIAO MEI MEI

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:49:10 No.17663237 File: 104 KB, 814x578, seczqyw2y7131.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663140 /pol/tard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:49:15 No.17663240 File: 118 KB, 670x400, houthi gang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663192 ٱللَّٰهُ أَكْبَرٱلْمَوْتُ لِأَمْرِيكَاٱلْمَوْتُ لِإِسْرَائِيلِٱللَّعْنَةُ عَلَیٰ ٱلْيَهُودِٱلنَّصْرُ لِلْإِسْلَامِ

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:49:20 No.17663243 >>17663206 Someone limit sold Someone market bought Shit happens

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:49:35 No.17663250 >>17663220 JUST

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:49:46 No.17663256 File: 321 KB, 558x744, 561C463B-F610-4971-941C-143478799E23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE'RE GOING DOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:49:48 No.17663257 File: 95 KB, 1242x1755, ESrLq57U4AAt8o6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT'S NOT A GLITCH IGOV WENT UP 3000x OVERNIGHT WTF

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:50:10 No.17663264 [DELETED]

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Can someone tell me where to see the cash balance for TQQQ. People are saying it could get liquidated, and I want to figure out WHERE I can see this. TQQQ is my recession recovery plan!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:50:11 No.17663265 File: 20 KB, 867x633, 1451451188888.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663153 https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/funds-and-etfs/igov

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:50:12 No.17663266 [DELETED]

>>17662993
The guy doesn’t understand how markets work off of market sentiment. News about the Corona virus that’s coming straight from the CDC is exacerbating current stock prices. He’s calling the information coming from his own administration fake news.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:50:17 No.17663270 File: 4 KB, 118x125, af19eb9278db92e1f5e47dbae45bab5a-imagejpeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:50:17 No.17663272 File: 245 KB, 850x709, bobo-with-masks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FED needs to seriously screw off and delete system 32.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:50:18 No.17663271 >>17663206 someone came in and did a market buy and there was no liquidity. they halted the ETF and are going to unwind the transaction.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:50:23 No.17663276 BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:50:34 No.17663277 [DELETED]

>>17662993
So much COPE
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:50:41 No.17663280 File: 150 KB, 1080x737, Screenshot_20200309_144930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOW ARE YOUR 401K'S DOING?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:50:46 No.17663281 >>17663257 BUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:50:48 No.17663282 >>17662201 >lol just buy my ponzi instead

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:50:59 No.17663285 File: 153 KB, 1125x527, 70F4761F-D8B3-405F-AF56-000AE1685D0F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NO TRUMP NOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:50:59 No.17663286 File: 58 KB, 600x438, 04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All boards, report in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:51:01 No.17663288 >>17663257 FUCKKKK SOME SHTIZO MADE A POST LIKE 3 WEEKS AGO TO BUY IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:51:06 No.17663289 File: 13 KB, 244x207, happy bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE BEARS ARE BACK THE FED CAN DO NOTHING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:51:16 No.17663293 File: 8 KB, 259x188, -6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] -6% >-6% -6% >-6% -6% >-6% -6% >-6% -6% >-6%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:51:37 No.17663296 >>17663237 It's more about going back to the left after making it. So, I'm going with /pol/ on this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:51:44 No.17663300 >>17663276 But what do I buy?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:51:46 No.17663301 >>17663237 >improve society >communism UNIRONICALLY KYS COMMIE SCUM FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:51:50 No.17663302 It's all algo trading now you nigger apes it can only go up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:51:51 No.17663303 >>17663108 privacy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:51:57 No.17663304 >>17663286 /tv/ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH poster reporting in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:51:59 No.17663305 shouldnt' lower oil prices caused by a price war be bullish for stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:03 No.17663307 >>17663285 Our president is going full COPE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:04 No.17663309 File: 613 KB, 806x850, champion of bobo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663014 Fall of Cadia is imminent.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:07 No.17663310 >>17663300 everything

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:15 No.17663313 can someone please change trump password on twitter he's going to make everything even worse now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:18 No.17663314 File: 505 KB, 891x597, 1580139857517.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] -6% >-6% -6% >-6% -6% >-6% -6% >-6% AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ITS FUCKING HAPPENING. SELL SELL SELL SELL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:23 No.17663316 >>17663285 This is FUD because the deaths would be much higher if as much people get Corona as they do flu every year

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:24 No.17663318 >>17663285 I swear hes making the market panic everytime he opens his mouth ahahhahahahaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:26 No.17663321 >>17663286 /v/ reporting in im looking to get rich quick, how do i start?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:28 No.17663322 [DELETED]

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>(((Fed))) pumping getting in the way of a happening

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:32 No.17663323 File: 24 KB, 1000x1000, 1583759969858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662595 Same lmfao Playing end of evangalion as I scroll down the sticky

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:32 No.17663324 >>17663285 PFFFFHAHAHAHAHA WERE FUCKED DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:34 No.17663325 >>17663288 NO WAY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:38 No.17663329 >>17663286 /g/ reporting in, what the fuck is happening

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:40 No.17663330 >>17663285 He is gonna blow the election at this rate

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:41 No.17663331 File: 1.10 MB, 1905x821, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >-6.23%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:43 No.17663332 THIS DAY WILL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS THIS DAY WILL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS THIS DAY WILL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:49 No.17663334 >>17663285 Ya, he's panicking now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:49 No.17663335 >>17663300 LMT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:54 No.17663337 >>17663285 GO BACK TO WORK WAGIE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:55 No.17663338 File: 10 KB, 275x184, index (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] guys please just buy the dip please guys come on

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:57 No.17663339 >>17663313 he's making a fucking ass out of himself. it's so cringe.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:52:59 No.17663342 >>17662049 tombstone

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:53:05 No.17663344 >>17663310 >buying anything on the worst stock market day since 2008 yikes, ngmi

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:53:06 No.17663345 File: 354 KB, 446x480, byrne.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] its actually happening

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:53:08 No.17663346 File: 140 KB, 686x500, neoplaguearrivesfromthefuture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /lit/ reporting in AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:53:15 No.17663348 >>17663206 What in the fuck is this, is this where all the money went? Is this some fucking NWO spaceship stock about to blast off from earth with all the annunaki gold?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:53:21 No.17663351 >>17663285 “STOP SELLING!”

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:53:22 No.17663352 This was the most obvious crash in history. I'm so pissed i didn't have the funds to short the shit out of everything >>17663286 /fit/ standing by

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:53:23 No.17663353 [DELETED]

>>17663043
>>17663043
You're gonna do jack shit with a nugget of gold without the equipment and know-how to process it and/or a market apparatus to exchange it. A gold nugget is only worth anything if you're already thinking in terms of exchange-value, you dumb fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:53:37 No.17663356 File: 1.38 MB, 900x986, 1557643891636.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /m/, reporting in.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:53:40 No.17663357 >>17662823 The Fed, with your money

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:53:41 No.17663358 post bogs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:53:41 No.17663359 >nvidia TOP KEK there's people that bought and held NVDA at 314

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:53:49 No.17663365 SLIDING TOWARDS -7% AGAIN AND BEYOND PREPARE FOR -13% HALT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:53:52 No.17663366 IS GOING DOWN AGAIN DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:11 No.17663369 File: 5 KB, 178x188, dylansmile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /mu/ reporting in.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:11 No.17663370 >>17663344 zoom out

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:18 No.17663373 >>17663285 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:20 No.17663374 >>17663321 Buying the dip, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:25 No.17663375 >>17663286 /biz/, but i'm going to become /vr/ for awhile so i can escape from this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:26 No.17663377 Tourist here. Is it going to dip even further or just stay at this level for today?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:26 No.17663378 >>17663285 This is just wrong though. How can he just lie?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:27 No.17663379 >>17663331 HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:33 No.17663381 >>17663014 Magnus just broke through the imperial Webway

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:37 No.17663382 File: 39 KB, 545x355, buy high sell low.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663321 Try some AI Dungeon /biz/ runs at first

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:41 No.17663386 IT'S GOING BACK DOWN AGAIN AHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:41 No.17663387 File: 663 KB, 1280x720, 1582694524894.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /asp/ finna reporting in wondering how jbl's feeling about this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:45 No.17663388 >>17663286 /lit/ here Remember to start with the greeks: theta, delta, and the rest

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:47 No.17663390 File: 10 KB, 320x254, 4L_fxKgC7Yc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yes retail traders 10 steps behind the pros, better load up the puts and sell every last investment now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:51 No.17663391 Will it crash again?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:57 No.17663393 >>17663276 WHAT SHOULD I BUY PLEASE HELP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:59 No.17663395 Is there a way to make money off of any of this shit happening today

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:54:59 No.17663396 >>17663370 you have to go back to 1991 oil is kill. we're all fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:55:04 No.17663399 File: 94 KB, 2048x1053, the-sinking-of-the-rms-titanic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SHE'S GOING DOOOWNNN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:55:10 No.17663401 File: 218 KB, 225x400, 1583270920471.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The World Health Organization is doing their presser and Tedros is absent. This does not spell confidence

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:55:14 No.17663404 [DELETED]

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TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
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>TIME TO HALT AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:55:27 No.17663408 >>17662907 Yeah, it's called stocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:55:32 No.17663410 File: 35 KB, 500x667, 1571589112022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /tg/ reporting in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:55:34 No.17663411 File: 16 KB, 225x225, 1581508768709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /FIT/ and /K/ reporting in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:55:37 No.17663413 File: 8 KB, 288x175, F74B6A6E-4BA3-42C0-A7F8-7E5B88221BE7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /co/ here reporting

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:55:38 No.17663415 I WANNA SEE SUB 24K

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:00 No.17663419 >>17663286 /int/ ready for action Oslo (Norway) index down 8%, portfolio up 16%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:07 No.17663422 it really was a bulltrap fucking memes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:08 No.17663426 File: 19 KB, 219x248, deng_smug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 You don't want me here, but still, /leftypol/ reporting in.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:10 No.17663428 >>17663395 What should I be buying if anything?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:12 No.17663430 File: 61 KB, 640x650, jpid6mo7l3m21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /g/ reporting in.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:12 No.17663432 >>17663377 Who the fuck knows, buckko? Strap the fuck in and let’s find out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:14 No.17663433 File: 21 KB, 480x349, 1581912650818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /fit/ wondering what the fuck is going on

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:17 No.17663435 File: 560 KB, 900x1440, 029ca67ec1aff5a404f3df674d256d5b7b9c44d3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're all going to die aren't we. Everyone in the US government is asleep at the wheel and the economy is collapsing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:18 No.17663436 /biz/ On the chance that Sanders gets nominated and possibly succeeds, what is the exit strategy other than a 9mm to my head?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:18 No.17663438 >>17663285 >p-pls dont sell... its a n-nothingburger i swear

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:19 No.17663439 >>17663286 I'VE GOT A PROBLEM OVER HERE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:25 No.17663442 >>17663286 /ck/ Reporting in. What is going on? Why do I need to care? Will I, the average Joe be affected?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:25 No.17663443 For me, it's $NCOV

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:28 No.17663446 >>17663415 I want to see sub 23K

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:29 No.17663445 [DELETED]

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EUROPE NEARING -8%
EUROPE NEARING -8%
EUROPE NEARING -8%
USA FOLLOWS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:46 No.17663450 >>17663381 >Magnus Every god damn time that lil shit just decides to fuck up everything

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:56:50 No.17663453 File: 224 KB, 500x115, 1426876879898.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Watching my savings disappear on the screen

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:05 No.17663455 -6.4% >-6.4% -6.4% >-6.4% -6.4% >-6.4% -6.4% >-6.4% -6.4% >-6.4% -6.4% >-6.4%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:06 No.17663456 >>17663286 /his/ and /lit/ reporting in.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:12 No.17663458 >>17663257 what is that thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:14 No.17663460 >>17663345 WELL? HOW DID WE GET HERE?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:15 No.17663461 File: 339 KB, 656x435, 1581570589764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /pol/ reporting, you could have prevented this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:15 No.17663462 >>17663286 /mx/ from Hispachan. and /fit/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:21 No.17663465 File: 96 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200309-105621.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How fucking much was my portfolio worth at the top? I was asleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:30 No.17663469 >>17663370 >he's still a bull honestly how much do you have to lose before you accept reality?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:31 No.17663471 File: 716 KB, 1080x1084, fc92a271e1939631aaca6f0cf86885c6-imagejpeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /leftypol/ here lads. bunker stocks are SOARING RIGHT NOW.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:34 No.17663473 >>17663286 /x/ waiting on standby

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:40 No.17663474 >>17663387 NNNOOOOOO NOT TAKERS RETIREMENT FUNDS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:42 No.17663475 File: 267 KB, 495x564, 1570255556066.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /a/ standing by.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:43 No.17663478 Random boards reporting in is like that shoeshine guy giving stock tips in 1929. Time to bail out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:48 No.17663480 >>17663453 Nothing is realised until you panic sell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:53 No.17663481 File: 2.47 MB, 1920x798, degenerate kstew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we'll hit the 13% breaker before noon bros

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:55 No.17663482 File: 485 KB, 808x805, E68D7C61-F5A9-476C-BA9D-9F62288C74F2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HELP ME

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:59 No.17663483 >>17663435 god i wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:57:59 No.17663484 File: 157 KB, 1920x1080, 1552340491234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663446 I want to see sub 20k desu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:00 No.17663485 >>17663436 7.62mm

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:00 No.17663487 >>17663436 It's pretty damn obvious he won't even make it to the primary. He even said himself that he will endorse Biden as soon as he gets an obvious lead, which will happen soon. So it's literally nothing to even care about

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:04 No.17663489 LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:08 No.17663491 STOP THE BLEEDING FOR THE LOVE OF BABY JESUS STOOOOOOOOOOOP THE BLEEDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:10 No.17663492 >new world order >silence for a couple of seconds What lol?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:18 No.17663497 added to my KNG position. imagine not accumulating while the cheapies are so plentiful.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:19 No.17663498 >>17663286 /vg/ here, wanting to watch it all burn down.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:20 No.17663499 >>17663286 /jp/ reporting in.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:22 No.17663500 >>17663433 ITÆS THE ENDTIMES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:25 No.17663503 NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE, POSITIVE THOUGHT! WE JUST NEED TO BELIEVE! TOGETHER! AS ONE! -10% GET

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:28 No.17663504 Hope you guys didn't buy the """dip""" We're going through an entire depression at light speed. Dow 20k EOM calling it now.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:28 No.17663505 [DELETED]

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>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE
>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE
>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_k_elbBz8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_k_elbBz8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_k_elbBz8c

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:29 No.17663507 >>17663465 >sleeping during happening hours

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:30 No.17663508 >>17663286 /crisis/ from /leftypol/ reporting in.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:35 No.17663511 File: 100 KB, 1054x750, pu-sing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOAD UP ON PUTS!!! BRIIIIIING YOUR FRIEEEEENDS IT'S FUUUN TO LOOOOOSE AND TOOOOO PRETEND

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:38 No.17663514 BIG PUMP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:40 No.17663516 >>17663469 lol how about 2018 gains

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:40 No.17663517 >>17663436 >other than a 9mm to my head? To your head? Now that certainly wouldn't solve anything

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:41 No.17663518 >>17663465 the same as it is now seeing how you couldn't of sold using robinhood

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:42 No.17663519 >>17663435 CUTE 9s

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:44 No.17663521 >>17663478 this. I don’t even recognize it anymore Johnson, it’s unironically ogre. kek save us

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:45 No.17663522 HTBX HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:48 No.17663523 >>17663487 yeah but what if he does?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:51 No.17663524 DUMP YOU BASTARD GO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:58:52 No.17663525 >>17663475 What a shitty ending it's heading towards.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:59:01 No.17663530 [DELETED]

>>17662993
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ORANGE FAGGOT
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BUILD A FUCKING WALL AND YOU'D WIN A SECOND TERM ON GOOD FAITH ALONE
INSTEAD YOU HANG YOUR ENTIRE PRESIDENCY ON THE ECONOMY
IF CORONAVIRUS HADN'T HAPPENED, THE KIKES WOULD'VE CRASHED IT THEMSELVES
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

STOP
ADMITTING
CHINESE
TOURISTS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:59:01 No.17663531 >its a "bleeding apocalypse day followed by a +8% green day everywhere" episode how many times has it been this year only? ten? twelve?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:59:09 No.17663534 File: 267 KB, 576x698, bc88689c7560182a727d6c050585b47b-imagepng.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663478 ALL EYES ON /BIZ/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:59:11 No.17663535 >>17663286 /vg/ prepped and ready for action

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:59:16 No.17663539 >>17663489 ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME THREE NOTHING WRO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:59:21 No.17663540 >>17663465 Probably like a mil

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:59:27 No.17663541 >robinhood finally completing my buys

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:59:28 No.17663542 >>17663221 >no penis dropped

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:59:32 No.17663546 >>17662474 BASED RETARD

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:59:42 No.17663550 File: 89 KB, 1125x710, 71212B8E-B63D-4113-83E2-CAF82E5A241A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where should I go eat today, anons? I might go enjoy a coffee at the local Mickey Dee’s while I watch the world burn.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:59:53 No.17663553 File: 673 KB, 1100x825, 1576152731305.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post yfw this thread will be in the history books 20 years from now when people analyze the onset of the Greatest Depression

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 10:59:58 No.17663555 >>17663503 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:00:12 No.17663558 >>17663505 Cringe video with cringe music

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:00:20 No.17663561 >>17663285 >no source url https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237027356314869761

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:00:22 No.17663562 >>17663535 What general, fren?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:00:28 No.17663566 You only had to listen

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:00:38 No.17663570 >>17663503 THE END IS HERE ITS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:00:38 No.17663572 [DELETED]

Hello, all newfriends! Welcome to /biz/. I definitely recommend *laughs* buying stocks today *laughs*. You should totally *giggle* buy the dip! The recession is over and its all uphill from here! I highly recommend our favorite broker robinhood *uncontrollable laughter* and opening a margin account.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:00:46 No.17663577 >>17663382 Too realistic, couldn't be much fun

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:00:50 No.17663579 EWI PUTS ARE CHEAP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:00:53 No.17663580 >>17663531 >+8% green day when its only been slide up a little then dump

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:00:58 No.17663582 >>17663553 >mfw they'll blame it all on trump and not on the virus

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:01:06 No.17663585 >>17663478 Exactly what I was thinking. Oh god.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:01:08 No.17663586 I'm usually from /x/. How much farther will this drop? What are some good dividend stocks to get into besides T?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:01:13 No.17663587 File: 561 KB, 1440x2960, Screenshot_20200309-110015_thinkorswim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 9 EMA + VWAP crossover, from a TA standpoint it's not looking good. I bought more puts looking to retest 274

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:01:14 No.17663589 >>17663517 Who's his running mate?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:01:15 No.17663588 [DELETED]

BACK DOWN TO -1700
>BACK DOWN TO -1700
BACK DOWN TO -1700
>BACK DOWN TO -1700
BACK DOWN TO -1700
>BACK DOWN TO -1700
BACK DOWN TO -1700
>BACK DOWN TO -1700
NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
>NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
>NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
>NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
>NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL
>NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:01:15 No.17663590 >>17663530 He stopped flights from China more than a month ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:01:31 No.17663595 >>17663508 They still exists?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:01:32 No.17663596 File: 158 KB, 1480x832, 161002-taylor-game-over-trump-tease_ixmnmw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663553 >Implying we will survive the nuclear fire

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:01:39 No.17663600 Oh shit, posting in a /smg/ sticky.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:01:42 No.17663601 File: 139 KB, 513x631, bearish taytay profiting off of misery.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUT NOW, THROUGH THE HURT AND PAIN IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RESPECT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:01:45 No.17663603 I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A DIP WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING DOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:01:45 No.17663605 >>17663572 >laughs >giggle >uncontrollable laughter Cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:01:51 No.17663608 File: 570 KB, 1122x1066, 1581522411128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663572

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:02:04 No.17663612 >>17663582 >mfw dumbfucks think this is because of the virus and not because of central banks reflating the largest bubble in history

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:02:07 No.17663613 my puts are up but i'm still pissed because I lost 2K today buying a worthless option not paying attention

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:02:07 No.17663614 File: 879 KB, 500x400, 1582966332306.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663558 T E C H N O L O G Y C O M P U T E R S T H E F U T U R E

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:02:07 No.17663615 >>17663478 TIME TO SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:02:09 No.17663617 >>17661950 >"Random pumps are fair and balanced" GaBog Newell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:02:10 No.17663618 File: 111 KB, 1075x608, 66666666666666666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:02:16 No.17663619 >>17663487 Both relieved yet strangely disappointed. More relieved though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:02:26 No.17663623 >>17663582 Still coping? Look at those lines.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:02:29 No.17663626 >>17663586 Canned food and shotguns.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:02:33 No.17663630 Its too late

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:02:34 No.17663631 >>17663465 doesn't matter Robinhood was broken. Mouse over the very tip top if u wanna see

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:02:40 No.17663633 File: 269 KB, 1589x1080, Screenshot_20200307_232444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663482 HALP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:02:48 No.17663636 >he thinks a apocalypse will happen from some fat old dudes on wall street losing their imaginary money kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:02:48 No.17663637 File: 3 KB, 1024x34, firefox_JBQp9FkHcx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw wake up for market wtf i LOVE snss

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:02:53 No.17663638 >>17663601 THE ONES YOU LOVE MEAN MORE THAN ANYTHING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:03:02 No.17663641 /biz/ is this the time we were waiting for? where should i invest to maximize my gains in the unavoidable new crisis?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:03:12 No.17663645 File: 713 KB, 1250x1666, anon.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /f/ standing by

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:03:18 No.17663648 File: 10 KB, 237x250, 1498596036209s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663572

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:03:23 No.17663649 File: 30 KB, 550x495, 1512575153350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Deutsche -14.26% >JP Morgan -12.9% >Goldman Sachs -9% Boy sure feels great to be back in 2008

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:03:27 No.17663651 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYF1i7HjEnk >NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS MEANT TO BE LISTENING TO THIS MAKING MONEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >NOT THE HECKING KOMM SUSSER TODT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:03:31 No.17663655 File: 390 KB, 1200x1600, 1435974778666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /a/ ready for duty

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:03:32 No.17663656 >>17663588 AND I'M FREEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:03:37 No.17663657 File: 2.17 MB, 286x210, 1436598783814.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663530 Maybe tying his own performance to the stock market wasn't such a bright move. I don't even know if I can count on The Trump Put™ anymore.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:03:50 No.17663659 [DELETED]

>>17663590
I don’t get why everyone thinks this will prevent anything at this point. That bought America a couple of days of not having the virus. COVID is being spread across the world now. The “protection” of barring incoming flights from China is over.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:03:54 No.17663662 >>17663503 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMPPPP ITTTTT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:03:56 No.17663664 IN MY HEART OF HEARTS I KNOW THAT I CAN NEVER TRADE AGAIN I LOST EVERYTHING EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:03:57 No.17663666 >>17663641 Link

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:04:00 No.17663669 >>17663590 But Chinese tourists can still visit America through cool down at other countries

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:04:05 No.17663671 coughs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:04:08 No.17663673 >>17663546 as the first op who had a post stickied, i was too busy creating next thread to see what happened. Mods didn't email me to let me know

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:04:11 No.17663675 >>17663286 /po/ ready to fold

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:04:14 No.17663677 >>17663618 Chk em

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:04:16 No.17663678 >>17663649 Who will they let fail this time? Goldman or JP?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:04:23 No.17663680 Nothing short of closing the exchanges will save this. Honestly maybe the govt. should just close trading until corona is over. This is madness.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:04:30 No.17663683 >>17663286 /mlp/ here, we are gonna need a whole lot of friendship to get through this.

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:04:32 No.17663684 >>17663637 We're all gonna make it fren

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:04:38 No.17663689 File: 10 KB, 259x195, mami.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663655

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:04:40 No.17663690 >>17663671 dies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:04:45 No.17663693 >>17663618 Deutsche Bank was trading at $6.66 when the market opened.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:04:49 No.17663695 >>17663641 Thinking this too Index trackers? What percentage should I deploy now?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:04:54 No.17663697 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:04:57 No.17663699 File: 230 KB, 520x688, 1580731800841.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BEARCHADS REPORT IN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:04:59 No.17663701 >>17663595 Yes. We moved to bunkerchan.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:05:10 No.17663705 >>17663587 there is no ta here

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:05:14 No.17663707 File: 1018 KB, 500x370, armitage3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663671 Jokes on you I already have the coof.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:05:14 No.17663708 >>17663636 >he doesn't realize those fat old dudes on wall street losing their imaginary money run the world

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:05:26 No.17663710 >>17663641 anything inverse Puts on travel

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:05:30 No.17663711 EVERYONE PAUSE AND BUY SHITCOINS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:05:36 No.17663714 File: 342 KB, 600x624, 1540521257507.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:05:45 No.17663716 >>17663636 I keep saying it’s just the end of the old world and the beginning of something better

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:06:05 No.17663726 >>17661940 You mean free """"money"""".

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:06:06 No.17663727 BACK TO 275. I REPEAT, BACK TO 275.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:06:09 No.17663728 >>17663684 thanks for shilling this all those weeks ago,

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:06:11 No.17663729 >>17663590 More than a month late, and with numerous loopholes. The travel ban has not stopped a single coofing Chinaman.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:06:38 No.17663737 >TRUMP IS HOLDING THE MEETING TRUMP IS HOLDING MEETING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:06:40 No.17663738 >>17663699 DRIP SQQQ MORE PUTS THAN I CAN COUNT WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:06:42 No.17663739 >>17663697 >WHO makes all decisions based on the swings of the market. I want off the ride

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:06:58 No.17663741 >>17663678 DB They will make the final blow to the Germans, remember the blood libel.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:06:59 No.17663742 >>17663708 that's what they want you to believe in fact, we could kill everyone who has money on any stock market and it wouldnt change shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:07:02 No.17663743 Made a 60% win ongoing bear today. Tomorrow is the day of the BVLL, I'm calling it right now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:07:04 No.17663745 File: 1.02 MB, 1003x677, 1580076714949.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHERE IS THE FED WHERE IS THE RATE CUT I REQUIRE CHEAPER SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:07:04 No.17663746 File: 678 KB, 763x524, 1573262736253.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /pol/ standing by

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:07:12 No.17663748 >>17663649 DB fucking dead and raped fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:07:16 No.17663754 should i unironically buy something on the stock market

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:07:17 No.17663755 File: 30 KB, 500x460, 1583546325803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] time to crab for the rest of the day

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:07:20 No.17663757 File: 194 KB, 1237x725, JUST.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:07:28 No.17663759 File: 91 KB, 1120x604, ThisAgedWell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663285 This aged well

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:07:32 No.17663761 people die people lose their jobs if you take a profit from this you are literally the devil

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:07:34 No.17663762 >>17663636 >he doesn't realize the fat old dudes own the companies who provide employment to millions of normies, and when their companies shut down you have millions of unemployed rioting in the street It's all circular, everybody needs everybody

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:07:46 No.17663766 File: 35 KB, 600x270, 1568645514769.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:07:49 No.17663767 >>17663678 GS never falls. The world could end tomorrow and Goldman Sachs would still be in business. They're like the DSP of banking. My money is on Deutsche (duh) and JPM.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:07:50 No.17663768 [DELETED]

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>26 y/o
>7k in bank
>recently unemployed with no degree
>can move in with grandparents at the drop of a hat if money runs out
How can I turn this turmoil to my advantage? What can i throw $6k towards that could yield an actual profit in the near future?
I'm at the point of just not caring anymore, lads. I just want a surplus of money for booze and clothes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:07:55 No.17663769 >>17663530 this /s

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:07:55 No.17663770 File: 219 KB, 920x1500, 60D19FE7-BD2B-4E5F-9AF8-4DFEAEC61949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who /cheapies/ here?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:08:05 No.17663777 >>17663738 BOUGHT SPXU DRIP TMF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:08:06 No.17663780 >>17663285 cope

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:08:29 No.17663783 >>17663257 Holy shit, Buffett's going to be a multitrillionaire soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:08:29 No.17663784 if everyone pulled out their money what then?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:08:31 No.17663785 File: 1.43 MB, 1920x1024, MuhEconomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /pol/ -> /cvg/ Reporting in!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:08:35 No.17663787 >>17661529 Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4&feature=emb_title

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:08:39 No.17663789 So SPX next significant barrier is 2.4K I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:08:41 No.17663792 File: 37 KB, 524x524, 1569541831777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:08:42 No.17663793 What the fuck is happening to INO?????????

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:08:53 No.17663796 Damn. Oil companies are fucked beyond saving.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:08:56 No.17663797 >>17663761 (A Jew)*

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:09:04 No.17663798 File: 1.35 MB, 823x1000, 1583267628111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Purchase put >within 20 minutes it clears the marker G-guys, what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:09:21 No.17663803 >>17663705 I use it for trading and do quite well. We had an ascending wedge the first half hour which broke down but didn't collapse as quickly as I thought it should. If volume comes in on the way down I'll be sure the crash is continuing.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:09:30 No.17663807 [DELETED]

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What is this? What does it mean? Someone please, for the love of God, enlighten us on what this is, what it represents, how it works, why this is being done and how it affects the market.s

PLEASE.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:09:32 No.17663808 File: 73 KB, 300x268, 1583690535344.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663699 Bearbros shall inhabit the Earth

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:09:35 No.17663810 >RETARDED NIGGERS AT FED >HYPERINFLATION INCOMING >RETARDED NIGGERS AT FED >HYPERINFLATION INCOMING >RETARDED NIGGERS AT FED >HYPERINFLATION INCOMING >RETARDED NIGGERS AT FED >HYPERINFLATION INCOMING >RETARDED NIGGERS AT FED >HYPERINFLATION INCOMING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:09:43 No.17663812 File: 399 KB, 800x929, 53547AB7-09D0-4C09-ABFE-289022BC57C7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I’m gonna make a company and produce Anondroids, but my stocks

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:09:44 No.17663813 [DELETED]

>>17662441
this, they are just playing with you right now.

The virus will set the economy years behind and after years of fed pumping we still have a lot of meat to cut. How long until the ETF dollar cost average weaklings panic sell to salvage whatever is left from their last past 10 years investment ?

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:09:46 No.17663814 File: 315 KB, 786x800, 1583657022643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] economy is toast

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:09:48 No.17663815 >>17663766 >retard fails to understand exponents Business as usual.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:09:54 No.17663821 >>17663784 A big crater the size of your anus after I stick my meatpipe in it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:10:04 No.17663824 I'll margin long 100x the DOW right now whos with me

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:10:08 No.17663827 File: 317 KB, 421x498, wizard.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663768 All in on SPCE calls friendo, trust me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:10:08 No.17663828 >>17663766 I didn't know the Corona virus has been in the US for a year already

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:10:09 No.17663829 File: 96 KB, 942x764, falls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wasn't here in 2008, how fast are we going compared to 2008?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:10:15 No.17663832 File: 9 KB, 728x53, nothingpersonnel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fucks your market maker who tried to fuck me with those spreads nothing personnel ((arthur))

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:10:16 No.17663833 >>17663807 its a glitch you fucking retards

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:10:18 No.17663835 >>17663770 I'm averaging down every 10%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:10:21 No.17663838 Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1SEj02t0

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:10:35 No.17663843 >>17663759 fake tweet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:10:41 No.17663845 >>17663585 Yeah and then I placed a €1000 order. Spoiler alert: I'm new here as well. Breadlines & Hoovervilles here we come

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:10:51 No.17663848 >>17663257 I'm sorry what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:10:57 No.17663851 File: 81 KB, 1280x720, 1583765097345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NO SURVIVORS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:02 No.17663852 >>17663759 That tweet is fake btw

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:14 No.17663859 File: 136 KB, 1136x602, Screenshot_20200308_150123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663285 Wow. He literally did a "it's just the flu bro" like he's in a boomer FB group

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:24 No.17663863 [DELETED]

>>17663768
One about a month, when we're at rock bottom 1929 style, you put everything you can into weapons. Lockheed Martin, Northrop Group, Raytheon, Boein and similar stocks. Once Trump declares war on X to combat the economic crisis, oil crisis or simply to divert attention after a sudden, and unexpected terror attack.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:27 No.17663865 File: 4 KB, 387x429, 1482495032273.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who /put/ted into profit. Pleas post

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:27 No.17663866 >>17663807 Fed is adding a little bit of liquidity into the system

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:29 No.17663867 >>17663759 Tweet is fake

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:32 No.17663869 >>17663821 i am sorry for the moment that happened to you. May you stop being a faggot someday.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:33 No.17663870 [DELETED]

>>17663768
What you need is leverage.

You take your 7k. You borrow at a leverage of 10:1, so now you have 70k. You invest that 70k in options, which aren't leveraged but they're risky because they can go worthless.

That's how you turn 7k into $1,000,000.

Orrr, you turn 7k into a 70k debt if your options trading fails.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:34 No.17663871 OTHER BOARDS SOUND IN /tg/ HERE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:34 No.17663872 >>17663572 reddit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:37 No.17663873 >INO I BOUGHT INTO A PUMP AND DUMP ON THE SAME STORY REPEATED DAILY AND NOW I AM LOSING MONEY HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO ME

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:37 No.17663874 >>17663824 I've gone long so we'll make it now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:46 No.17663878 >>17663829 the biggest 2008 daily drop was −7.87%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:50 No.17663880 >>17663767 JPM already bought for the Roth. It’s arguably the best positioned bank just like back in 2008.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:51 No.17663882 guys when do I buy in??

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:54 No.17663883 >>17663851 based

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:11:59 No.17663886 File: 142 KB, 806x580, 1580673106459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663525 I still believe the mad lad has this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:12:10 No.17663892 File: 144 KB, 950x962, 1583288427088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /pol/ reporting in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:12:14 No.17663893 WHY ARE THE FEDS PUMPING IT, IT'S MEANT TO GO DOWN AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:12:18 No.17663895 File: 21 KB, 679x205, 1583765369431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kek what a timeline

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:12:24 No.17663900 >>17663882 when the virus panic is over

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:12:25 No.17663901 >>17663873 This makes me happy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:12:45 No.17663907 >>17663759 If you confronted Trump with this, he would just literally deny that he ever said it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:12:48 No.17663908 File: 2 KB, 215x30, 1566446094942.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Based novn

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:12:53 No.17663909 File: 209 KB, 2092x1179, laughing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663873 >He bought the "dip"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:12:53 No.17663910 >>17663882 When it hits bottom

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:13:12 No.17663912 File: 234 KB, 662x826, 1581408556755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 >why yes, I am an /int/poster, how could you tell?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:13:15 No.17663913 File: 23 KB, 734x455, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Virgin Galactic Vs the Chad Puts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:13:15 No.17663914 File: 2.95 MB, 900x506, dat pump.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get ready for another pump, bois The Fed and the PPT aren't going give up yet

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:13:20 No.17663919 >>17663865 I called into profit you mongoloid calls that i bought 3 fucking weeks ago SOLD FOR PROFIT TODAY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:13:28 No.17663927 So when the floor really drops out, what stocks should I keep an eye on?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:13:29 No.17663926 why isn't msft or amd dropping

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:13:34 No.17663929 >>17663882 In my opinion, now! Retail is getting shaken out to the extreme now, the time to sell was over the past 2 weeks and to get back in at this very moment.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:13:37 No.17663931 File: 55 KB, 964x620, fut_chart.ashx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663829 Because the comparison scares me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:13:50 No.17663937 >>17663895 fake tweet

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:13:56 No.17663940 >>17663766 The President of the United States is doing "back of the napkin math" on an epidemic's death count in real time on Twitter This will certainly inspire confidence! 200 IQ! 4D Chess! Many such cases!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:13:56 No.17663941 File: 131 KB, 1947x1525, 1559777899512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sticky on /biz/ this is bearish

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:14:05 No.17663945 >>17663240 ^ Look at this goatfucking nigger. He looks lost. Laugh at him. Arabs are savage animals, born to serve us humans.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:14:14 No.17663951 guys what's going on? the mods are delieting peoples posts? are we being investigated by the sec and people getting taken by the alphabet soup organizations?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:14:17 No.17663953 File: 45 KB, 1505x284, acbanonbuy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ACB went below 1$ kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:14:37 No.17663962 >>17663829 Faster and lower, this will be worse than a "recession"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:14:43 No.17663965 >>17663929 What the fuck do you even buy? Everything might get even more massacred

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:14:48 No.17663967 >>17663882 buy inverse until virus goes away

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:14:55 No.17663968 File: 52 KB, 720x960, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663603

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:14:56 No.17663969 >>17663656 FREE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:14:58 No.17663971 File: 1.52 MB, 640x360, AHAHHAHHAHA.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everything according to the plan

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:15:01 No.17663973 >>17663286 /g/ tourist reporting in I've no idea what's going on

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:15:07 No.17663976 >>17663951 no you retarded tripfag, its called a rolling sticky. jesus christ, i hate trips

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:15:07 No.17663977 Can TQQQ get liquidated?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:15:30 No.17663984 File: 13 KB, 428x427, just_doge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663770 I bought cheapies last week. Just a little bit in case it wasn't (and it wasn't) the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:15:34 No.17663985 >>17663919 makes no sense my bro

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:15:49 No.17663987 PPT working overtime lads

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:16:01 No.17663993 >>17663973 Stock market is crashing is all, go back to bed

>>	Euranon Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:16:04 No.17663996 File: 41 KB, 1242x304, 075C6263-995B-4290-8865-758B95D4D10E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mom I bought leveraged S&P again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:16:06 No.17663997 File: 109 KB, 800x840, 1580732049172.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /fit/ reporting in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:16:14 No.17664001 >>17663895 Back in 2012, 1000 points was like 8% or something. Which means a 2-2.4k drop is equal to a 1k drop back then

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:16:20 No.17664004 File: 7 KB, 250x221, 1583713501323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663699 BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEARS OWN THIS MARKET NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:16:24 No.17664007 File: 68 KB, 800x450, A0024BDD-54F6-4D98-BDE1-B2B45627DEF3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:16:29 No.17664011 This week is fucked. CREDIT SPREAD OFFICER WHAT IS YOUR PREDICTION.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:16:30 No.17664012 >>17663971 Based af Rei poster

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:16:59 No.17664023 I bought UWT to hodl, seemed smaht to me. Got some cash thats burning holes in my pockets bois whats on the menu. Any non overpriced options rn?

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:17:06 No.17664025 >>17663985 it doesn't have to we all make money one way or another. unless your snss anon.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:17:27 No.17664032 [DELETED]

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>>17663766
>The Atlantic could only verify that 1,895 people have been tested for the coronavirus in the United States, about 10 percent of whom have tested positive

THEY'RE REFUSING TO TEST MORE PEOPLE SO THAT THE NUMBER DOESN'T GO UP
EVERYONE IS INFECTED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:17:27 No.17664033 >>17663965 So far aside from and leveraged bull etfs I scooped up SPY QQQ JPM and FNDF. Historically solid blue chips are where you can’t go wrong, minus energy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:17:29 No.17664034 >>17663931 DUMP IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:17:30 No.17664037 File: 192 KB, 714x1079, prime number bitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My short got stopped out >_<

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:17:31 No.17664038 File: 320 KB, 1920x1080, rei smug 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664012

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:17:36 No.17664039 i bought some spxl cheapies. fucking option premiums are fucking retarded right now. but my USO calls are up like 20% which is nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:17:36 No.17664040 >>17663636 > he does not realize the apocalypse comes from a mutating virus that swamps hospitals, kills large part of the population and forces people to quarantine The stock market is only a reflection of the apocalypse, not the apocalypse itself

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:17:52 No.17664047 >>17664007 That's a fake tweet

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:18:18 No.17664056 Someone tell me why I shouldn't buy $10,000 worth of $GUSH and become a millionaire in 10 years? What am I missing?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:18:19 No.17664057 File: 126 KB, 310x310, 1578363454076.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /vg/ -> /hgg2d/ here, just playing some hentai games until the flames goes out and I can finally buy the dip (again).

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:18:30 No.17664060 >>17663895 Republican Presidents are so fucking cursed I have no idea what it is or Democrats literally steal every bull market and cyclically Republicans hold the bag. I refuse to believe everyone is an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:18:31 No.17664061 >he didnt buy the dip

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:18:32 No.17664063 File: 677 KB, 717x720, 1564925644588.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK TSLA LONG UWT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:18:33 No.17664064 File: 1.51 MB, 2100x1600, 1583087194848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663785 Ready for deployment

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:18:36 No.17664065 can someone explain why is ino dumping?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:18:37 No.17664066 >>17663993 what does this mean for us devfags

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:18:41 No.17664068 imagine being such a beta you die from corona

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:18:43 No.17664070 >>17664011 as long as war doesn't break out, i'd like to think we're bottoming this week

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:18:54 No.17664075 File: 323 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20200309-081535_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stock Market crashing? TVIX is that self destructive friend that isn't phased by it and thrives in chaos.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:19:12 No.17664084 REEEEEEEEE WHY IS MARKET RECOVERING???? BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:19:14 No.17664086 >>17664047 NO SHIT SHERLOCK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:19:17 No.17664088 im fucking numb at this point. there is autism around every corner, and the decade has barely begun.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:19:25 No.17664093 >>17663977 that's some spicy FUD

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:19:40 No.17664099 >>17664068 based

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:19:44 No.17664101 >>17664039 sell credit call spreads on vxx

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:19:47 No.17664102 File: 11 KB, 454x520, f055f55b48a716ebaf4e0643a34d78cf5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >BUY THE DIP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:19:50 No.17664105 >>17663426 You’re not a board, cripplechan is no more. Plebbit is your home now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:19:54 No.17664107 >>17664068 Imagine being such a beta you start tripfagging

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:19:58 No.17664108 >>17663508 Based comrade.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:20:06 No.17664114 we're going to close in the green arent we

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:20:09 No.17664116 File: 280 KB, 1136x1795, Screenshot_20200309_151936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wtf is dis real

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:20:09 No.17664117 File: 539 KB, 640x775, fat_lazy_bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ahem tink tink tink FUCK BOBO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:20:11 No.17664120 >>17663977 No, it would possibly be reverse-split but would be “accelerated “ like some ETNs, for example. This can and has happened to commodity and volatility ETNs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:20:17 No.17664123 File: 18 KB, 598x248, Screenshot (4).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lel

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:20:21 No.17664124 >>17663285 JUDTHAFLOOBRUH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:20:21 No.17664125 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:20:25 No.17664127 >>17664070 BASED CREDIT SPREAD WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT WE DON'T MAKE MONEY BECAUSE OF ROBINHOOD BUT IT WILL BE COOL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:20:43 No.17664132 File: 94 KB, 236x227, Rei says u r tetarded.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Retards

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:20:48 No.17664136 File: 111 KB, 680x636, 1583720852916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT JUST KEEPS ON DROPPING AND DROPPING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:20:52 No.17664137 >>17663286 /p/ here, ready to take the shot

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:20:59 No.17664139 [DELETED]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stock_market_crashes_and_bear_markets
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stock_market_crashes_and_bear_markets
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stock_market_crashes_and_bear_markets
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stock_market_crashes_and_bear_markets

UPDATE UP

UPDATE UP

UPDATE UP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:21:06 No.17664141 >>17663285 Flu death figures are from estimates LMAO this miga faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:21:09 No.17664142 >>17663996 >2020 >Using DeGiro to invest Broeder alsjeblieft

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:21:12 No.17664143 >>17664120 Would NOT be accelerated.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:21:27 No.17664152 >>17664123 lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:21:30 No.17664154 >>17664116 What does that mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:21:36 No.17664158 >>17664123 NAZBOL GANG

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:21:58 No.17664167 >>17664063 Already made 7% on it today, thanks my guy

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>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:22:06 No.17664173 >>17664127 >when you call yoru company robinhood and you end up robbing the hood to give to the rich

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:22:11 No.17664176 >>17663286 /v/ reporting for duty

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:22:14 No.17664179 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:22:15 No.17664180 My account says -2% but my total cash is up $10,000. LMAO!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:22:24 No.17664182 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:22:25 No.17664183 >>17663866 That's not an explanation.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:22:33 No.17664186 >retards think this is the bottom we arent anywhere near it imagine the panic when a city in the US gets quarantined

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:22:52 No.17664190 Short RCL 2027 bonds if you want free money. CDS has it up almost 600% compared to the bonds which are trading at barely -8% down.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:23:01 No.17664193 >>17664132 I'm not retarted I'm just big-boned Now get outta the way I gots to buy this dip

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:23:06 No.17664197 FRENS HELP ME MEME THIS MARKET WILL RECOVER IF YOU DON'T POST THE FOLLOWING: CRASH >CRASH CRASH >CRASH CRASH >CRASH CRASH >CRASH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:23:09 No.17664199 File: 32 KB, 468x312, 1578856510402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 another /m/an here

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:23:10 No.17664201 >>17664186 Not going to happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:23:23 No.17664208 >Jblue goes down in price >my puts starts hemorrhaging value Wow so this the power of the Fed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:23:36 No.17664211 >>17664123 I mean it is though, Trump has always said he wants oil to dump hard. It's terrible for Russia and the arabs though

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:23:46 No.17664216 >>17664116 Where can you buy this?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:23:59 No.17664221 >>17664199 Are there any Megas XLR niggers still alive or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:24:07 No.17664225 would the market go down if trump had a brief coughing fit on live tv?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:24:43 No.17664237 Best thread in this shithole of a site.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:24:46 No.17664239 >>17664197 “Meme” isn’t a verb normie. Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:24:53 No.17664243 can this year end already

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:24:53 No.17664244 >>17664221 Here bro!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:24:56 No.17664245 File: 224 KB, 1620x599, 1566522899146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's fucking over guys communists won

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:24:59 No.17664247 >>17664225 He's exposed to tons of people every day and he's in the death demographic, it's almost inevitable

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:25:09 No.17664249 press f for Robinhood's user base

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:25:14 No.17664250 File: 41 KB, 398x431, 1527941601338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks for these BA cheapies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:25:22 No.17664253 >>17664201 literally coping if italy instituted a quarantine there is no reason to believe there wont be one in the US

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:25:31 No.17664258 >>17664197 CRASH >CRASH CRASH >CRASH CRASH >CRASH CRASH >CRASH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:25:32 No.17664259 how the fuck are low oil prices bad for the economy?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:25:32 No.17664260 >>17664225 No, but Trump would go down if the market had a coughing fit live on tv

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:25:36 No.17664262 >>17663057 >>17663656 I'm so glad to see my memes!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:25:39 No.17664266 >>17664225 Lelelelelel

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:25:46 No.17664270 Buy AT&T, it's cheap. Debt isn't going to be a problem anymore with Fed slashing rates in like a week or two.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:25:53 No.17664272 File: 120 KB, 607x503, 1582922068615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663699 Bobro reporting in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:26:02 No.17664276 >>17664253 ummm sweety italians are non-white and trump is based and repdilled, you're wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:26:02 No.17664278 >>17662067 What is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:26:03 No.17664279 File: 67 KB, 540x960, 1583756708913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663553 If reddit still exists, put me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:26:14 No.17664286 >>17664247 Who gets it first Biden or trump. Biden is out campaigning

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:26:24 No.17664288 brb guys, im hearing a weird noise downstairs, gonna go check it out

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:26:27 No.17664290 >>17664221 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY8MEesdADE yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:26:48 No.17664292 >>17664244 Sup bro, seen any chicks lately? Also ya think we can reach -3000 on the DOW today?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:26:49 No.17664293 >>17664259 Guess who's the biggest oil producer in the world

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:26:56 No.17664295 File: 147 KB, 1300x827, 1583517117247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HERE THEY COME!!!!!!!!!

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:26:58 No.17664296 FUCK TSLA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:27:00 No.17664298 The prospect of quarantine is causing more economic damage than coronavirus ever would. Trump needs to come out and say no quarantine. The CDC spooked the market.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:27:01 No.17664299 whats going to happen in a month once the US shuts down due to mass corona hysteria its looking kind of grim right now, might start packing my things and head south

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:27:05 No.17664302 >>17664136 hold steady. its just the mondays

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:27:20 No.17664311 >>17664211 You don't have to be wrong to be dumb and pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:27:30 No.17664316 CRASH >CRASH CRASH >CRASH CRASH >CRASH CRASH >CRASH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:27:34 No.17664319 File: 521 KB, 600x337, 1583767581983.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /cm/ monitoring the thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:27:36 No.17664320 I'm an idiot, pls spoonfeed me. I want to sell off of a Put, how do I "trigger" it without selling the option itself

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:27:44 No.17664326 >>17664259 There are several US based Shale oil companies that rely on high gas prices to remain profitable. If they go down it could offset the benefit of low oil prices.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:27:53 No.17664332 [DELETED]

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>>17664032
welcome to last month retard. UK is the same.
Turns out Italy and South Korea are actually the only countries doing proper testing. Spain/Germany have just started now. All the other countries that have been sitting on the same number for a couple of weeks are not testing.

THIS SHIT INCREASES EXPONENTIALLY NOT LINEARLY. IF A COUNTRYS NUMBERS IS NOT ACCELERATING THEN THEY LIE.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:28:00 No.17664335 [DELETED]

Why do the Jews have to be so brutal and hate humanity so much, I just wanted to make it, I just wanted to use the stock market to get rich, what happened between Friday and Monday to crash RH this badly... just Jews. That is all just fucking Jews. I am only taking 500 from a Jew but they make millions a day, I woke up at 6am and got 6 hours of sleep because my cunt family won't shut up and all I want is to go to sleep and this market refuses to go down so much I can relax

Its all bullshit they are all so evil and lost their souls long ago, I hope they all go to hell and hell is real

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:28:01 No.17664336 File: 117 KB, 625x771, Screenshot_733.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664276 go back to twitter little billy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:28:04 No.17664338 File: 236 KB, 580x563, 4L_rMbVxeFd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw an ATH is always around the corner no matter how bleak things look No one will ever be able to complain about missing out on these cheapies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:28:26 No.17664347 >>17664288 >last online: 593 days ago

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:28:27 No.17664349 fuck circuit breakers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:28:32 No.17664351 >>17664288 be safe !

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:28:34 No.17664353 File: 278 KB, 684x953, 0ca5cb6b1ce6f6f2cb161206559ad37600f72fc9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664319 Gosh I wanna pull his tail (in a friendly way)!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:28:39 No.17664355 ITS GOING BACK UP, BEARS BTFO who here /boughtdip/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:28:43 No.17664357 >>17664290 Where's the uhhh button to make the DOW crash again? And no, it's not the Save the World one, I've checked that earlier

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:28:43 No.17664358 File: 27 KB, 314x318, 1540515773917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /c/ reporting in

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:28:50 No.17664361 [DELETED]

>>17664102
>implying the crash is going to last long
We'll recover in a few months just like in the past. You retards are way too melodramatic and impatient. If you're in this game then learn to calm down and think of your next move. Learn to take a few losses.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:29:00 No.17664365 >>17664336 >this anon disagrees with me >he must be one of the hundreds of people that live in my head! Hyuck hyuck hyuck!

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:29:00 No.17664366 [DELETED]

>>17664260
>Trump would go down
Nah Dems don't want this hot potato market that's why they decided to have the machine prop up their most unelectable candidate at the last minute. They're gonna make damn sure Trump gets reelected anx force Republicans to sit thru 4 years of a shit ass economy with a shit ass president that hurts their image then in 2024 they're going to swing for the fences and set up a legislative and executive control scenario like back in '08.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:29:01 No.17664367 >>17664298 >The market is crashing because of a virus Yes anon, it's because of the virus...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:29:09 No.17664370 Fucking hell I can't wait for stocks to crater so I can buy into the market for cheap.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:29:11 No.17664371 told you fags oil was getting delisted

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:29:12 No.17664372 >>17664293 the man on the tv told me all oil comes from sand niggers and that's why we need to fight them

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:29:13 No.17664373 File: 42 KB, 622x350, roki anime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I won't die of no food pill

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:29:14 No.17664374 >>17662453 noice song

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:29:24 No.17664378 >>17664355 i bought the dip, last month

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:29:36 No.17664386 >>17664355 >buy dip >but at its peak fuck, i am retardo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:29:39 No.17664388 Where's the bottom?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:29:43 No.17664390 [DELETED]

>>17664332
Its a coordinated effort and it is sad when the spaghetti eating fucks are the only semi competent western state trying to understand the gravity of the situation. I'm surprised Korea is reporting a decrease in cases now though is our bear market coming to an end?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:29:55 No.17664395 File: 1.21 MB, 1120x1600, Zat_render-merchant.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are ye buyin?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:30:00 No.17664397 >trump downplaying the virus spread >one week later cities quarantined dude has to have OTM puts, can't be this retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:30:00 No.17664399 File: 117 KB, 514x558, Pol board of peace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /pol/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:30:02 No.17664402 File: 28 KB, 399x399, E89E013A-DFD9-407B-B9F5-AA293EB182FC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664336 He’s right though. Nothing is happening. The virus is just a little cough and the markets will bounce back in the afternoon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:30:24 No.17664413 >>17664336 If dubs this sycophant gets COVID-19.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:30:25 No.17664414 >>17664388 Here slaps butt

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:30:31 No.17664416 >>17664199 WHERE DID ALL THE MECHA GO!? ALL I'M LEFT WITH IS GUNDAM.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:30:32 No.17664417 >>17664349 Stick a penny in the fucking fuse and let it all burn

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:30:41 No.17664419 >>17664293 this i swear some of these fags are literally braindead OIL GOIN STR8 TO THE OTC

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:30:43 No.17664422 File: 18 KB, 429x343, BC4D311A-AFB1-4091-9563-B2D602A5D017-3399-000002D35E8F1804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >-5.5 wow really habbeding huh sticky really is justified Jannies and tourists should be shot

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:30:50 No.17664424 >>17664116 yes, someone got fucked market buying this illiquid shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:30:56 No.17664429 >>17664355 >YESSSSSSSS ONLY -5%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:31:11 No.17664435 File: 146 KB, 388x400, 1491618847277.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Brainlet here. Someone give me a quick rundown please.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:31:19 No.17664438 everything you need to know about Musk and TSLA https://youtube.com/watch?v=kfEL_BxAPOQ

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:31:22 No.17664442 >>17663286 /a/ (/dbs/) here AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:31:25 No.17664443 File: 391 KB, 430x512, doom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:31:32 No.17664449 Please SPCE to 10, I need $$$$$$$$

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:31:39 No.17664452 >>17664361 You're a fucking retard. Most of the people in this thread are making shit tons of money off of this market.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:31:45 No.17664453 >>17664422 >says increasingly nervous man for 50th time this month

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:31:53 No.17664454 >>17664335 >complains about the jews >i just want to make money on the stock market I guess you have some of those semitic genes then lmao

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:31:56 No.17664455 >>17664424 no one bought, it's an order from the EDDA exchange just some prick fart being a baby dick

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:32:04 No.17664459 Whats your guys discounted stock lists? So far eyeing: SPCE CMG CCL LMT OXY XON

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:32:07 No.17664460 >>17664422 -5.5 with a fake fed pump basically means the real score is -8

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:32:08 No.17664462 File: 172 KB, 400x400, 1476664663327.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >10 year treasury yield >0.527% Holy fucking shit. Is this the lowest it's ever been?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:32:09 No.17664461 >there are people saying that at THIS exact moment, the economy is now Trump's, not Obama's. Reminder to never give these people an inch

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:32:10 No.17664464 >>17664116 >>17664424 actually no, it's a data error

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:32:18 No.17664468 File: 218 KB, 850x1434, _kamoi_kantai_collection_drawn_by_pantsu_majirou_sampledf39daa0efdbb0f2b9d38ea59c899e871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664320 Pls respond

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:32:29 No.17664473 >>17664452 people making money aren't on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:32:34 No.17664476 >>17664402 >it....it's nothing.....EVERYTHING IS FINE

>>	Euranon Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:32:37 No.17664481 >>17664142 Whats the better alternative?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:32:38 No.17664482 >>17663285 Former trump supporter unironically here, what the FUCK is he thinking? We are fucked!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:32:43 No.17664485 File: 56 KB, 500x500, 1469985305540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >haha, surely my virtual currency will help me now, haha state of this board

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:32:51 No.17664487 File: 59 KB, 1280x720, 1568257852957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HEY HEY HEYYYY

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:32:52 No.17664489 >>17664459 LCI DOW IVZ

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:32:53 No.17664491 >>17664123 Now I can do more drive by coofing

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:32:57 No.17664494 >>17664293 but the economy of the whole world is going down

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:33:18 No.17664502 >>17664460 the only pump powpow is gonna be working after this is a fucking gas pump at some wawa in jersey

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:33:31 No.17664507 >>17664482 Like any great empire we are on a downward spiral. The 70s and 80s marked it, you can't fight the tide.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:33:36 No.17664508 >>17664422 Rising back into 6.0 faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:33:45 No.17664511 >>17664461 Hahahahaha cope

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:33:50 No.17664512 [DELETED]

>>17664390
>I'm surprised Korea is reporting a decrease in cases now though is our bear market coming to an end?
Yeah I do query their death figures too. They do have a very advanced food delivery / internet system so its easy to work from home, but they are connected by land to North Korea and China. If this thing gets into rats the scope for re-infection could be huge.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:33:51 No.17664513 >>17664468 so you traded options without knowing wtf you were doing?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:33:55 No.17664514 >>17664460 They pump it for a reason, idiot It's a nothing burguer

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:33:58 No.17664517 File: 451 KB, 480x1080, cow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:34:01 No.17664518 post INO total returns

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:34:33 No.17664527 File: 2.03 MB, 6000x4000, _DSC0285-min.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /k/ and /Canada General/ reporting in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:34:36 No.17664528 File: 297 KB, 633x758, 1573581526217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >absolute market crash >gme puts >free money they said

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:34:50 No.17664537 Based Verizon doesn’t give a FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:34:55 No.17664540 >>17664512 they're beating people up in korea if they are sick or sound sick, so it's a cultural thing now to just not report it

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:35:08 No.17664544 [DELETED]

>>17664512
All government are pulling a sleight of hand, I wonder how bad is the situation really given the power of death cults in that country and the lead coordinator committed suicide in the immediate weeks following the outbreak, something doesn't add up.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:35:15 No.17664549 [DELETED]

>>17664259
US Shale has become a huge industry in the last 5 years. Problem is, shale has a higher cost of extraction compared to crude, so US producers can't handle low prices.

The entire industry is about to get bogged. Expect bankruptcies and unemployment in Texas, Oklahoma, and North Dakota.

The icing on the cake is almost all these shale companies took on huge amounts of debt to finance rapid growth. They wanted to gain territory so they spent tons of PE money paying too much for mineral rights and land. They need high oil prices to service that debt.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:35:19 No.17664550 File: 34 KB, 569x506, nooooo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:35:21 No.17664551 Be honest, the dip is over, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:35:27 No.17664553 >>17664075 >Mobile Data and Wi-Fi at the same time ???

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:35:36 No.17664557 File: 56 KB, 480x360, Killit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664402 >Nothing is happening. heh. heh. >Bogdanoff: Drop the markets by double after lunch.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:35:38 No.17664558 [DELETED]

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>>17664513
Yeah, I already said I'm retarded. I know how options work, like the theory of them, just not how to implement it in Robinhood's UI.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:35:48 No.17664563 [DELETED]

>>17664435
>coronavirus scaring people and shutting down Chinese industry, stocks start to slip last week
>simultaneously Russia fucks up an oil deal with the Saudis and causes oil to drop 30%
>combine those 2 and the world woke up this morning to the DOW dropping 7.2%, which triggers panic failsafes
It's not the end of the world, but best case scenario it's a few months of a shitty market, worst case it's another depression

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:35:58 No.17664571 File: 30 KB, 300x301, 1579559873831.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664528 the bottom is in for GME.. up from here

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:36:05 No.17664575 >>17664551 This isn’t a dip. It’s a crash

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:36:09 No.17664578 File: 2.70 MB, 2000x1125, 1580944386.sovietfuturistic___sfm-26_fallout_liberty_prime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /tg/ here to watch the world burn.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:36:17 No.17664583 File: 102 KB, 446x473, 1562994402516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >keeps hovering around 24,400 Just burn already. Stop with this cock tease.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:36:20 No.17664584 >top 1% physical fitness 25 year old male >learn new things very quickly I'm not afraid of the world restarting

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:36:20 No.17664585 File: 2.85 MB, 445x250, AdvancedUnrulyBluetickcoonhound-size_restricted.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17662859 This is accurate because all three riders went down here in the end.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:36:26 No.17664588 File: 123 KB, 720x905, Screenshot_20200309-113457_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >people thinking it wasn't a glitch board tourists go away

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:36:33 No.17664594 File: 156 KB, 727x1000, 1468512561736.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /pol/ standing by

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:36:38 No.17664599 Should I be buying?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:36:44 No.17664600 >>17664528 They worth 2.5 an option when the market actually crashed before the fed stepped in. Be patient. It wants to happen in hours but the fed is dragging it out weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:36:46 No.17664601 File: 347 KB, 800x533, 4L_9t6KfDwj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >thinking they will let this ever go lower

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:36:51 No.17664604 Also are there any fellow yinzers here? Are we boned given the amount of International students we have at the universities and the fact that people are traveling out of the country still for spring break?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:37:01 No.17664606 Fuck the Fed for "pumping" this kike market

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:37:02 No.17664607 >>17664549 This is the redpill. There's gonna be a whole lot of credit defaults due to the shale oil collapse. This will spread through the entire credit system. Then then real happening will start. Today is just a warm up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:37:05 No.17664609 >>17664557 DO IT. I'm 90% cash right now. I want cheap blue chips.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:37:07 No.17664611 File: 1.35 MB, 2290x2348, nani the fuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663655 /mlp/ here. Is now the time to invest in horse semen?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:37:09 No.17664612 >>17664142 Wat is een betere dan? Werkt naar mijn mening goed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:37:24 No.17664617 File: 215 KB, 1200x715, Flag_of_the_United_States_Federal_Reserve.svg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664551 Yes, citizen Proceed to buy in an orderly manner

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:37:40 No.17664622 >>17664599 Toilet paper and rope? Couldnt hurt

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:37:46 No.17664626 >>17663286 /k/ here. don't know what to buy, or when

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:37:52 No.17664629 File: 55 KB, 558x578, d3cf3d7fb0d53a4fa9c3e9888f8ca33c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664353 huh? why did you delete your post?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:38:02 No.17664631 File: 73 KB, 1066x600, playing with botox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm fucking ruined

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:38:06 No.17664634 File: 198 KB, 1536x1535, 7D35ADD4-7976-4EAE-B83C-000CC684831B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /fs/ reporting in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:38:15 No.17664636 When is the happening?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:38:17 No.17664639 >>17664558 your question makes no sense, how do you want to "sell a put without selling the option" ? what does it even mean

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:38:19 No.17664640 File: 425 KB, 2406x1814, 1583433149072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] snib

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:38:29 No.17664645 >>17663637 lmao the bid is zero, that's just your brokerage being retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:38:34 No.17664648 >>17664611 Based Flash poster :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:38:46 No.17664652 Guys, is it good time to invest? I don't know anything about stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:38:55 No.17664656 File: 312 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200309-113841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which Robinhood crypto should I throw $1K into to buy the dip?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:39:02 No.17664660 >>17664549 >Texas collapses in the middle of the election campaign this will be fun

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:39:06 No.17664663 Is it buy time yet lads? I think I want to overhaul my portfolio

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:39:07 No.17664664 >>17664588 >kek People thinking a bond ETF was going to be up hundreds of thousands of percentage points.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:39:15 No.17664665 >>17664631 Next time get out when 4chan truly begins to panic. We're the canary in the coalmine. And learn to tell the difference between a fake panic and a real one.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:39:23 No.17664667 [DELETED]

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STOP STOP STOP HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RETIRE IF THIS HAPPENS I DONT WANT TO WAGE FOREVER STOOOOOOOOOOOOP STOP IT STOP FUCKING I ASS I DO NOT CONSENT I DO NO CONSENT THIS IS RAPE STOP IT!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:39:24 No.17664668 >>17664563 thanks fren

Euranon Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:39:33 No.17664671 [DELETED]

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A boomer acquaintance of mine took out a second mortgage during the 2008 crash and well all in (already being wealthy). The guy is a multimillionaire right now. This morning he emailed me saying he thinks the bottom is near and it's time to start buying. Anyway, don't believe him goys, sell everything. kek.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:39:43 No.17664676 >>17664239 New new new

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:39:45 No.17664678 Just set up a Vanguard mutual fund, seems like the right time to do so. I cant wait to start buying cheap stocks and sit back all comfy-like

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:39:54 No.17664684 >>17664631 Scariest video I’ve ever seen

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:39:57 No.17664685 >>17664367 If you dont see this, you're retarded anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:40:00 No.17664687 File: 105 KB, 958x638, MLP goes to the bar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664611

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:40:01 No.17664689 >>17664656 Eth

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:40:03 No.17664691 >>17664612 No swamp germans allowed, go speculate on tulips and nutmeg, like your ancestor Jan.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:40:06 No.17664694 File: 10 KB, 207x243, haveyouseenthisman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where are you coming from? /x/ reporting in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:40:08 No.17664696 >>17664549 Fuck. I'm in PA and the marcellus shale is HUGE here.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:40:18 No.17664697 >>17664461 lmao, Trump destroyed the fucking economy Obama saved from disaster.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:40:22 No.17664699 >>17664665 doesn't matter anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:40:41 No.17664706 >>17661529 >Sticky on /biz/ I never thought I'd see the day, so this is it huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:40:44 No.17664707 >>17664652 no you need to wait for corona to blow over and for bottom chart patterns to form

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:40:50 No.17664710 [DELETED]

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>>17664639
I purchased the option to sell 100 shares of XXX at $Y/share. The going price is below $Y, so I want to sell those 100 shares and make my profit (after counting the Put fee).
What I don't understand is how to trigger the sale, to sell those 100 shares.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:40:57 No.17664713 >>17664676 Nope. You’re the newfag

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:40:57 No.17664715 markets are having a period

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:41:00 No.17664717 [DELETED]

Even if society ends. We will still have a meaningful monetary system in cryptos.
Starlink will allow that to continue. Musk will not let the earth go dark. In which case Amazon will continue. The internet will continue. Cryptos will continue. In fact, cryptos may be the ONLY valid currency.
I am not sure if Stocks will still be worth owning though, companies will have a much higher proportion of the surviving wealth so stock ownership might be pointless.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:41:18 No.17664724 >>17664575 then is the crash over? Because if so I made out like a bandit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:41:22 No.17664727 >>17664696 How bad is it gonna hit the state if shale prices collapse? Is Wolf gonna transfer the economy to Tasty Kakes based system.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:41:24 No.17664729 File: 81 KB, 326x229, not today old friend.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:41:30 No.17664733 File: 80 KB, 836x758, 1558453172004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sticky >S&P hit CB level 1

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:41:35 No.17664737 >>17664652 Yeah, put in some money now and come back in two years it will likely be up a lot. If you expect short term returns it might not be the best time though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:41:42 No.17664741 >>17664694 /pol/ here we had the sticky first just saying cryptocucks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:41:42 No.17664742 File: 2.70 MB, 268x268, 1558176956497.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how many suicides are going to happen?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:41:59 No.17664754 >>17664717 Do you know what a stock is? >>17664629 Fear of jannies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:42:03 No.17664757 File: 316 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200309-114111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664671 I'm down. We've pretty much hit the reset switch on the past 2 years.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:42:06 No.17664759 [DELETED]

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>mainstream media says Russians and Saudis having a "big fight" on oil
Fucking bullshit.

>>17664452
>Most of the people in this thread are making shit tons of money off of this market.
No shit, fuckstick. I'm not saying everyone loses on a crash, just saying there will always be for loses and when that time comes, you learn from it. This crash is making billions of money for the Russians and Saudis who are currently shaking hands while laughing at us behind the cameras.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:42:08 No.17664760 >>17664697 >lmao, China destroyed the fucking economy China saved from disaster. ftfy mate

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:42:11 No.17664761 >>17664742 zero unless it gets worse

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:42:23 No.17664765 File: 47 KB, 570x539, tfw i am sad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664699 known feel i got fucking wiped on volpocalypse myself F

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:42:24 No.17664766 >>17664697 Obama didn't do shit, the economy naturally recovered because the banks got free goybillions.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:42:28 No.17664768 >>17663428 A rope, and or shotgun.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:42:30 No.17664769 >>17664685 >It's not the hyperinflated market being corrected >It's not the artificial inflation >It's not the jews Corona is a scapegoat literally less harmful than a cold This is a planned event being blamed on a nothingburger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:42:38 No.17664773 >almost bought stocks for the first time last week Did I dodge a bullet?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:42:40 No.17664774 File: 147 KB, 500x404, 1583534203807.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck all you retards joining our thread we were already fucked over by an influx of tripfags and now it's going to be filled with actual morons for the coming weeks

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:42:44 No.17664776 [DELETED]

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>>17664549
I'm not going to say there is going to be hurt, but all in production costs for shale are at or near Saudi levels.

Furthermore, shale platforms, unlike Saudi, are built on a small-but-many production scale.

This means that the shutdown and recomissioning costs for US Shale are orders of magnitude lower than OPEC oil so they are much, much, much, much better at withstanding oil price spikes and drops.

I certainly wouldn't want to be Canadian Oil Sands, Saudi Oil, Iranian Oil or Venezualan Oil right now. THEY are really fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:42:48 No.17664777 >have several short positions >have one long >want to close the long during this scam pump >won't let me Can't believe I gave robinhood another chance. I deserve this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:42:54 No.17664780 I still have alpha pro tech stock I forgot about. Is there hope it will skyrocket when corona really spreads in america, or did I hold a rotting stock too long?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:42:56 No.17664781 >>17664761 How do we make it worse?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:43:05 No.17664783 File: 490 KB, 750x558, 9C9140CE-38DC-4311-809A-DD33AD51DCA8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Never forget what they took from you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:43:10 No.17664785 >>17664742 This is a golden opportunity to load up on quality American blue chips for a discount. Boomers are fucked though, heh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:43:15 No.17664786 File: 27 KB, 754x362, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664717 Yeah, meanwhile

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:43:15 No.17664787 Fucking NOTHINGburger

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:43:24 No.17664790 Back above -5%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:43:29 No.17664792 >>17664727 Hoping on an Arctic Splash metric based economy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:43:32 No.17664793 >>17664717 >Even if society ends. >We will still have a meaningful monetary system in cryptos. Who will run the power plants for your cryptos when society goes full pavement ape?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:43:33 No.17664794 >>17664717 if society ends, the first thing that goes is unlimited and uninterrupted electricity to your door

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:43:33 No.17664796 >>17664781 contract corona and actively spread it in urban centers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:43:40 No.17664800 The generational transfer of wealth from boomers to millennials is NOW.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:43:42 No.17664801 >>17664742 You go first. Maybe market will rebound after your suicide.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:43:47 No.17664804 We're not going to see bank defaults over this drop. Remember that the possibility of oil companies shutting down is factored into their risk analysis. News today will be overwhelmingly positive from Federal Reserve, CDC, and Trump. Green tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:43:55 No.17664807 File: 56 KB, 590x392, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:43:57 No.17664808 >>17664777 Same. Same.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:44:04 No.17664810 If I buy now taking advantage of corona, can I make some money if i invest in the 5k-10l range? im a noob i know nothing

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:44:09 No.17664811 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:44:15 No.17664817 >>17664710 1 put = 100 shares at expiration. so you bought 1 put, now you just want to sell this one put to realize your profit.

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im starting to think this is his powerplay. he's going to ignore all signs of doing anything about CVD and just bankrupt all the banks taht he owes money to. its becoming more and more evident. first he wanted negative rates so he could refinance his debt at lower percentages, now its clear hes not going to do anything because he understands the banks are fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:44:29 No.17664822 File: 210 KB, 623x842, formations.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664707 >>17664652 for newfags

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:44:42 No.17664827 >>17664773 I guess it depends how much of a cheapskate you are. It didn't drop THAT much in the grand scheme of things unless you had oil. Either way if you bought in the last 2 weeks, you got a much better deal than in the last 10 years

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:44:45 No.17664830 >>17664717 Keep coping. The crypto meme is dead. The world economy is about to enter a recession aided by a soon-to-be pandemic virus, and most of the crypto market is down. Absolutely pathetic.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:44:50 No.17664832 [DELETED]

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When can we nuke the Chinese? Anybody who proclaimed the Chinese century and shilled for that bat eating disgusting disease factory nation needs to be permanently locked in retard jail

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:44:56 No.17664836 File: 86 KB, 439x306, 13309-full.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /fr/ ready for... AAAAAH MAIS QUE SE PASSE T-IL ??!!! MES ACTIOOOONS, AAAAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:45:12 No.17664843 File: 93 KB, 1100x825, 1581687140032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] glug glug glug glug

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:45:13 No.17664844 >>17664807 Church is closed due to airborne aids

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:45:23 No.17664851 >tfw was planning to buy 300k of bitcoin this week >tfw its this low im going to make it fellows

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:45:26 No.17664852 >>17664821 >he understands kek, good one

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:45:27 No.17664853 >>17664759 >This crash is making billions of money for the Russians and Saudis who are currently shaking hands while laughing at us behind the cameras. you forgot the jews laughing behind the cameras that film russians and saudis, fren.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:45:38 No.17664856 >>17664807 they can just pray it away

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:45:46 No.17664861 >>17664811 Should have sold on rebound after the stop loss. Why didn't you listen?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:46:01 No.17664866 File: 37 KB, 720x576, its quicker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm fucking ruined, I legitimately have nothing better to do now than to watch this nightmare unfold in real time

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>>17664774
Yup, mods ruined the only safe place to talk about stocks. We had one single thread on all of 4chan and its boards and the mods just had to sticky /smg/ in particular instead of just a fucking random garbage "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" thread, sad

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>>17664817
Yes, that's what I'm trying to do. I know I could sell the put itself for a profit, but I'd make far more by just trading those 100 shares (obviously). I just want to know how to do that part, I'm new so pls no bulli

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:46:18 No.17664874 >>17664807 God works in mysterious ways

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:46:28 No.17664881 >>17664717 >look, if I give you this piece of plastic with 100 virtual coins on them will you not rape my wife and burn my house down?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:46:34 No.17664884 >>17664326 they have contracts 18 months out tho… price could rebound in mean time after this dickwagging is over

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:46:49 No.17664891 DOW is gonna end up green today screencap this, happening cancelled FAGS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:46:58 No.17664895 GOING UP GOING UP BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:47:04 No.17664898 >>17664822 what the fuck does this mean

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:47:09 No.17664901 FUCK TSLA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:47:11 No.17664904 >>17664891 Until next week

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:47:15 No.17664906 File: 73 KB, 620x634, hasntbegun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664866

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:47:37 No.17664911 [DELETED]

Sorry to be cheap but do you pretty much HAVE to buy a subscription to TradingView or is there any sort of free alternatives (downloadable or otherwise) that allows drawing more than 5 or whatever different objects?

If I'm trading like a 300 dollar account, I don't wanna have to be paying that monthly fee to do so..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:47:38 No.17664912 >>17664717 Cryptos will implode before FIAT does

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:47:46 No.17664915 >>17664891 dow's closing down 750 bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:47:47 No.17664916 holy shit a sticky lmao. I slept in, what was /biz/ like when it crashed another 1000 in opening hour?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:47:52 No.17664918 postan in a sticky

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:47:58 No.17664919 >>17664822 >literal tealeaf reading

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:47:58 No.17664920 File: 692 KB, 1808x1204, 1583720998050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664843 THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOU ARE THE REASON I BOUGHT KHC YOU STUPID NIGGER FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:48:03 No.17664925 >>17664807 thoughts and prayers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:48:06 No.17664926 >>17664671 I screencapped that post for the inevitable suicide. What an unbelievable risk.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:48:17 No.17664930 >>17664717 Some fat bastard told me that bitcoin was going to make him a millionaire in Jan 2018. LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:48:18 No.17664931 >>17664869 Don’t fucking lie. /smg/ was always a shitshow full of amateurs thinking they are fucking wolf of Wall Street while trading on their fucking phone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:48:21 No.17664933 File: 240 KB, 366x400, a bit closer to heaven.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664906 please i cant' take it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:48:44 No.17664937 >>17663286 /p/ reporting in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:48:51 No.17664939 >>17664769 >less harmful than a cold. The death rate for corona is on par with the flu and it cannot be immunized against. There's hundreds of millions of people at a high risk of dying due to the virus.

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:49:07 No.17664947 >>17664891 This, get ready to hear “the market can stay irrational longer than you can solvent” 9,000 times as worse and worse news only pumps stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:49:09 No.17664949 >>17664898 candlemancy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:49:10 No.17664950 >>17663286 /a/ (Idle general & /pc/) reporting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:49:35 No.17664958 What are some good stocks to jump into for the first time. Preferably not energy stocks because I'm already getting raped by them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:49:41 No.17664960 File: 618 KB, 245x138, tumblin.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664898 It's a meme sheet that's only appropriate when supply chains are intact. None of the meme charts matter right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:49:55 No.17664963 >>17664671 taking a bold bet with spare cash is one thing, but leveraging your house? insanity

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:49:57 No.17664966 >>17664945 Epic. Simply epic!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:50:08 No.17664970 >>17664769 literally every single person on the planet has to get this virus for it to stop, there is no way to contain it the real scary thing is, every lab on the planet now has access to a virus that can be used as a weapon with a few tweaks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:50:09 No.17664972 File: 26 KB, 755x687, 1516139522348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DOW will end GREEN, MARK MY WORDS!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:50:12 No.17664974 >>17664947 OwO h-hi there

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:50:25 No.17664976 it's deleting da posts >>17664938 >>17664938 >>17664938 >>17664938

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:50:28 No.17664978 >>17664916 Those first ~20 minutes were batshit >DOW expected to be at -1200 >opens at -1500 >5 minutes later it's at -1800 Couldnt refresh the multiple threads fast enough

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:50:39 No.17664983 [DELETED]

>>17664898
how to read when a reversal of a trend is going to happen, the numbers are Fibonacci retracements (61.8% means price has retraced 61.8%, we bounced exactly of a 61.8% retrace from the 2018 low to this years high, 0.5 is 50% , 0.382 is 38.2% (half 61.8) etc), using this analysis on a daily/monthly/weekly time frame you can know when a trend is about to reverse

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:50:47 No.17664988 File: 185 KB, 752x1104, XLR8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're in the thin volume profile from the gap :o

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:50:48 No.17664990 >>17664807 Protestants btfo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:50:51 No.17664993 >>17664947 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:50:51 No.17664994 dow jones 4% it's all so tiresome

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:51:06 No.17665048 >>17664947 Bend over baby

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:51:11 No.17665050 >>17664832 Well looks like you got to dig and defenestrate nixon's body and beat up bill "china will be a democracy if we trade with them" clinton because those two are the main reason why the US has such a large trade relationship with China.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:51:33 No.17665056 >>17664759 >learn to take losses >learn to take losses Bitch, learn to cope. The only people taking losses right now are people who don't understand anything about markets what-so-ever. This is one of the easiest times to make money.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:51:39 No.17665059 >4% is worthy of a sticky LMAO

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:51:43 No.17665060 [DELETED]

I'm a retard and new, but why do I have cash in my portfolio on etrade I can't invest? I placed a sell order on my position this weekend for as soon as the market opened, realized huge gains, and now that money is sitting in my account and I can't re-invest it in another position I want. Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:51:45 No.17665063 >>17663550 sounds comft af, im gonna go get a mcmuffin cause I dont wanna wash my dishes and I only own one cereal bowl

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:51:45 No.17665065 >>17664988 now or never

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:51:53 No.17665067 >>17664976 Cringe and new

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:52:07 No.17665074 File: 387 KB, 1500x933, 1905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664783

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:52:08 No.17665075 File: 100 KB, 800x520, 1581221141450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664947 come on anon dont be shy smile! and take off ur pants already :3

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:52:13 No.17665078 >>17665060 Because they haven't earned interest on your money yet

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:52:14 No.17665080 File: 81 KB, 667x395, vrchat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665056

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:52:17 No.17665081 >>17664774 >>17664869 >>17664931 Protip: make a bunker thread and call it "slow" or "comfy" so you can discuss the subject without the flood of tourists who came to see the sticky. Works on /v/ every time there's a sticky for a big event.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:52:26 No.17665086 >>17664916 Pure and all out panic. I had never seen it like that ever

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:52:36 No.17665091 >>17664947 s-senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:52:46 No.17665096 iTS FINE GUYS WE'RE GONNA BE FINE OK ITS JUST A DREAM COME ON GUYS WAKE UP ITS JUST A DREAM

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:52:48 No.17665097 >>17665059 oil is down almost 20% on the day my dude

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:52:57 No.17665100 >only 1001 replies to the biggest happening since 2008 WTF /biz/ I thought you guys were smart

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:53:01 No.17665102 I CAN'T STOP BUYING DISNEY STOCK WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME IN 3 MONTHS?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:53:04 No.17665104 >>17664870 jesus fuck you dont understand how options work. just sell this fucking option and dont touch options again before you know what you're doing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:53:12 No.17665108 File: 16 KB, 236x214, 21324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I LOST EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:53:20 No.17665112 >it's pumping again just let it die for fucks sake wake me up when boomers start jumping down

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:53:22 No.17665113 Oh no no.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:53:32 No.17665116 So when would be a good time to buy this dip? I'm thinking two weeks we'll hit bottom, maybe three.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:53:39 No.17665119 >>17665097 >Oil Who gives a fucking shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:54:03 No.17665128 >>17665100 do you know how stickies work? Apparently not

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:54:06 No.17665129 >>17665116 >buy a dip when money is effectively worthless tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:54:18 No.17665136 >>17662595 Fucking based

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:54:24 No.17665138 Can we all take a second to appreciate how fat this ass is? https://www.instagram.com/p/B37FgoBJ2mP4DAhv-eQVFPcdQPVcCjvqQZZr800/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:54:26 No.17665139 OH NOOO BEARS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:54:35 No.17665142 File: 89 KB, 750x750, vlcsnap2020022016h29m05s817.thumb.jpg.d814ae163a9a2a42ae3fa4dca5271293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665104 What was wrong about what I said? Can you explain how I went wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:54:42 No.17665145 >>17665119 >Who gives a fucking shit US russia all of OPEC etc

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:54:47 No.17665146 File: 44 KB, 640x853, Mr3Keq1_d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >4.5 I really wanted something interesting to happen Damn it, didn't even buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:54:54 No.17665149 >>17665119 the american dollar u dumbass

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:55:04 No.17665154 [DELETED]

OK someone needs to explain this shit to me.
IS THIS THREAD BEING MONITORED BY CIA NIGGERS RIGHT NOW?
I'm not one for conspiracies and shit but a lot of earlier replies are now GONE. DELETED. Check the top of this thread and a lot of post numbers are crossed out.
I suspect CIA (niggers) are archiving these replies around the clock 24/7, and tracing them to our IP. High possibility we are being marked on their "Far-right white supremacy terrorist" list. The ones crossed out are most likely their top priority to be executed.
What really gave it all away to me was the fact that they hacked the reply count ITT (In This Thread). It's been stuck for ages at only 1000 replies. Sloppy fucking job mossad niggers.
IT'S OVER /BIZ/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:55:05 No.17665155 >>17665116 it's not a dip, it's a recession

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:55:10 No.17665156 File: 2.66 MB, 300x169, dog sweat.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LONG position theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laz6kGaUM6E

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:55:11 No.17665160 >>17665116 I could be naive as fuck, but I honestly don't think this will end up being THAT big a deal. I just wouldn't be a cheapskate and paralyzed by fear, buy a little bit whenever you see a dip over the next weeek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:55:26 No.17665170 File: 41 KB, 800x419, 1h9v7o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] H-how fucked are we guys?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:55:34 No.17665177 File: 7 KB, 250x197, 1544107372153s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright boys I'm going in on the petroleum stocks. I think they reached their bottom

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:55:37 No.17665181 File: 29 KB, 728x574, ohDKCIOg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665146 >dip

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:55:51 No.17665192 >>17665078 How long do I have to wait?

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:55:51 No.17665194 >>17665108 atleast you still got your virginity

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:55:56 No.17665197 >>17665149 >>17665145 Apparently not if -1200 is all it's going to do, lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:55:56 No.17665198 >>17665138 that's gonna be deflating harder than dotcom bubble

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:55:57 No.17665199 File: 217 KB, 500x504, 1583268072950.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664939 Corona-chan is 20-100x as lethal as the flu, and more contagious

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:55:59 No.17665201 [DELETED]

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>>17664960
>>17664898
>>17664919
yes we're in an impulse at the moment on the monthly, over time an ending diagonals will form, we have been in a massive ending diagonal of a wave 5 for fucking ages atm
pic related , we also hit a 1.272 i thought we woulda hit the 1.618 though desu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:56:14 No.17665205 >>17665192 2-3 market days usually

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:56:17 No.17665207 >>17664970 We could also vaccinate everyone on the planet. We need to develop the vaccine first though, and the cost will be insane.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:56:28 No.17665214 >>17665154 it's a rolling sticky you idiot inb4 pretending to be retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:56:29 No.17665215 >>17665081 >flood of tourists Sorry fren but any stock thread or /cvg/ on /pol/ has been overly shit up by /ptg/ so we have to come here for good bread.

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:56:35 No.17665218 File: 328 KB, 680x507, D5gotWAWwAAA6P7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meanwhile, SNSS just continuing to not give a fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:56:36 No.17665219 File: 18 KB, 500x555, 666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:57:01 No.17665227 Fuck commies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:57:04 No.17665229 >>17665205 Why? Is it because I placed my buy on the weekend?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:57:05 No.17665231 File: 244 KB, 293x429, 1578346486222.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665154 That's how stickies work. Return to reddit, turbofag.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:57:16 No.17665239 File: 247 KB, 750x478, 3EEB3AA0-024E-4BA1-B872-0FA9BE8721BA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh shit oh fuck what do we do what do I buy?????? AHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:57:17 No.17665240 File: 289 KB, 400x400, 1577384284412.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665170 Not at all. Return to your board, tourist. This shit is the definition of a nothingburguer

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:57:20 No.17665241 >>17661529 I'm just laughing at anyone that still doubts GME. Fucking up today, that's just amazing.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:57:36 No.17665248 [DELETED]

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>>17665112

I'm at piece, I'm the man
>Buying stocks on the day of the crash
On the loose, I'm a truck
All the rolling hills, I'll flatten 'em out, yeah
It's herd behavior, uh huh
It's evolution, baby

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:57:41 No.17665251 >>17665154 retarded newfag doesnt understand stickies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:58:02 No.17665257 NIGGER

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:58:07 No.17665259 >>17665128 I can't tell if you're b8tint by replying to his b8 post. Either I'm retarded or you're retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:58:25 No.17665266 File: 1.81 MB, 400x400, 1583341624923.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FED boomers came to rescue the market

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:58:33 No.17665271 File: 206 KB, 716x742, 1580974041486.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /pol/ and /r9k/ anon here

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:58:46 No.17665277 >netflix doesn't go up despite more people staying at home why

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:58:48 No.17665278 >>17665248 I had $100 bucks in the coffers today that’s it. anyways today I invested $100

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:58:49 No.17665279 >>17665154 Take your schizophrenia to pol, loser

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:58:54 No.17665281 >>17665251 baited

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:58:58 No.17665283 >>17665231 BULLSHIT JUST YOU WAIT THEY'LL DELETE THAT POST

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:59:05 No.17665289 >>17665229 >>17665205 My sell*

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:59:06 No.17665290 >>17665201 >elliott wave bullshit Yikes my dude.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:59:16 No.17665296 [DELETED]

>>17665170
oils not going back up for the foreseeable future
this is the collapse of global trade, and subsequent total lack of demand for oil, getting priced in.

US being the leading producer of it, will have a tough time (not as bad as other cunts like russia and iran and venezuela who will literally all starve), as if our dependence on cheap chink bullshit wasnt bad enough

oh yea and powpow just fucking nuked our purchasing power

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:59:16 No.17665297 >>17663907 Because he never did. It's fake you retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:59:18 No.17665299 >>17665241 lol how the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:59:21 No.17665300 >new york head of port authority tests positive >Oil BTFO'd Market cant go down until 1 million confirmed diagnosed in a single day, or 1,000 deaths in a single day Were green for the next 4-6 weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:59:37 No.17665309 >>17665277 >buying Netflix when amazon is already nearly matching their production budget

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:59:39 No.17665311 >>17665108 Take some with you okay

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:59:56 No.17665316 File: 190 KB, 864x535, crtmj1fymfwb3snktkif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do we see another dump today?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:59:58 No.17665317 >>17665266 FUCK THE FED FUCK BOOMERS FUCK STOCKS FUCK KIKES FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS YOLOing on oil stocks rn is the most based thing one can possibly do

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 11:59:59 No.17665318 >>17665142 you need to be in the money at expiration to exercise your option

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:00:01 No.17665319 File: 7 KB, 170x200, images.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Really disgusting how overt fedjews just pump with taxpayer $ Good thing trump is insane and will lead to the US being shut down by the virus due to it being everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:00:12 No.17665322 >>17665197 Unironically a gift to the little guys from the market gods. 2 months ago we would kill for the chance to buy here.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:00:17 No.17665323 [DELETED]

>>17664870
What broker are you using?
I use IB and the option execution orders are pretty much fucking hidden.
Also you can't even do it in the webtrader platform, and from what I heard you can't do it in the mobile app either, only in the pc software.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:00:23 No.17665324 BUY buy buy Link right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:00:25 No.17665325 >>17665277 the market is completely rigged by algos and massive hedge funds shorting the shit out of everything. There's no way to predict that. You can only buy a decent stonk based on its fundamental value and hope for the best (time)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:00:38 No.17665329 >>17665290 bro its literally perfect rn lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:01:01 No.17665338 >>17663031 >lacks resources Seriously are you really fucking stupid enough to believe that when leftist faggots are spending more money than ever and outspend conservatives????

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:01:08 No.17665340 >>17665299 more and more people are buying calls which is implying 100 extra shares at that strike price which forces the MM's algo's to offset the risk they are taking on by being your sell-side.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:01:09 No.17665342 Can fucking airplane stonks dump? I mean for fucks sake the industry is ruined. Just fucking dump

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:01:17 No.17665344 >>17665297 Just like it was fake when he said "global warming is a chinese hoax" ???

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:01:17 No.17665346 File: 140 KB, 731x717, 76447924-2C35-441F-AC1F-31F18E2EBDB4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665218 Kys faggot stocktwits shill

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:01:30 No.17665351 >>17665323 IB interface is something out of a horror movie. I've never seen something so counter-intuitive. I'm only using it to buy and hodl, can't stand having that shit open. Might be for the best these days, desu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:01:35 No.17665352 >>17665289 Your money is sitting their bank making them interest. If your money was just available to you in full immediately, they wouldn't get their cut

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:01:36 No.17665355 yes all the elliot wave mumbo jumbo and fibospaghetti spirallerino works really well in an irrational market

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:01:43 No.17665356 >>17665324 GO FUCK YOURSELF WE AREN'T PUMPING YOUR SHITCOIN Also buy HTBX, NOVN and other corona stocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:01:46 No.17665358 >>17661529 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa general now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:01:51 No.17665360 File: 1.43 MB, 1228x2048, futures.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:01:54 No.17665363 File: 433 KB, 1008x756, Resized_20200225_083002(1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /a/, reporting in.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:01:55 No.17665364 5th wave down ... HERE WE GO!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:01:57 No.17665366 File: 62 KB, 888x998, 1562779564496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665154 HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT GRABBING MY SKS AND GOING INNAWOODS RIGHT NOW GOODBYE /BIZ/ I'M NOT LETTING MOSSAD CIA NIGGERS GET ME

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:02:05 No.17665371 >>17664390 There are different strains of the virus which could explain the severity difference between countries. Italy and Iran got the deadly one.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:02:19 No.17665376 [DELETED]

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>>17665318
Ahh, that is slightly confusing but thanks. I figured "expired" would be when I LOST the option to trade, not gained it. Thanks fren, I'll be buying high and selling low in no time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:02:40 No.17665380 File: 56 KB, 691x605, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665360 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:03:12 No.17665394 >>17664810 Too soon we’ve not hit the bottom yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:03:16 No.17665396 File: 175 KB, 1828x898, crach chart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:03:20 No.17665400 >>17665309 >Thinking that most people are actually excited to watch Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:03:25 No.17665403 >>17664123 This is extremely high IQ move though. By reducing living costs, employers can reduce wages thus be more competitive in the market.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:03:36 No.17665406 [DELETED]

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GREGORY MANNARINO CALLED THE CRASH BEFORE IT HAPPENED AND NOW HE SAYS GO TO THE BANK AND TAKE OUT CASH!!!!
INSURE YOURSELF AGAINST A BANK RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK IT IS HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:03:40 No.17665408 >>17663286 /trv/ REPORTING IN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:03:42 No.17665410 Wait for the mysterious 2000 point rally 25 minutes before close

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:03:45 No.17665412 >20 years worth of stockd lost in a day. HAPPENING IS REAL

Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:03:47 No.17665413 [DELETED]

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>>17665329
i used to talk to a guy on forexfactory that "specialized" in elliott wave theory and he eventually got outted as a fraud. But he also did inspire the deadly drop bear meme.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:03:49 No.17665415 [DELETED]

>>17665197
its not even close to over bud
do you think oil is gonna just bounce back?
do you think theres any cunt in the world that is able to sell oil for a profit at sub $35 a barrel?
this will devastate every single world market that produces it, and after a few years, when most of the oil companies go BK, the price will whipsaw back to being impossibly high (while the massive inflation caused by all of this will synergize with it, making it even worse)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:03:52 No.17665416 not habbeding boring me sad

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:04:00 No.17665418 >>17665342 do you understand how stocks work lmfao? companies have assets on the books, if the market cap of the company is nearing the total assets on books theyre not going to continue to dump idiot lmfaoooooooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:04:00 No.17665419 >tfw my FAZ positions bought on the first dip are +60% now In this moment, I am euphoric.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:04:04 No.17665421 It's not going down. We're just going to crab here for today.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:04:11 No.17665423 Do I take profit from my USO or do I let it keep riding?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:04:12 No.17665424 >>17665380 WOOOOHOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:04:21 No.17665427 in 20 years kids are going to ask you where were you on march 9th when the economy collapsed and you're going to have to look them in the eye and explain what a computer is

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:04:50 No.17665438 Why is BAC so shit? It's not moving with SPY as usual at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:05:05 No.17665441 >>17665415 Fuck yeah long XOM long CVX long RDS.B we ridin nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:05:07 No.17665444 >>17665403 Unfortunately. People need to stop being such pushovers in the workplace. I'm sick of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:05:08 No.17665445 >>17665423 shutup tripnigger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:05:12 No.17665446 File: 145 KB, 900x701, abby-hoku-18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /u/ reporting in I don't understand any of your buzzwords, but they say I should be here anyway so I can say I'm part of history in the making.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:05:26 No.17665454 >>17665418 crypto retards don’t understand that real companies have actual value

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:05:30 No.17665455 >>17665325 true

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:05:45 No.17665458 >>17665346 It just burns your ass that I was right, huh

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:05:54 No.17665464 > US middle class effectively got BTFO back into the shithouse these past weeks I'm sure Drumpf is getting re elected guys

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:05:58 No.17665465 >>17665423 i dont see how it could go below 30/bl desu i put it at around $35, and took it and ran now its prolly just gonna sit there for a year or so and think about what its done

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:05:59 No.17665467 [DELETED]

>>17665376
with options there is always an expiration date. you buy March20 put, means it needs to be below the strike price for you to receive those shares at the end of the day (receiving the shares = exercising them). but almost nobody buy puts to exercise them. when you're in profit you just close the trade without exercising the option

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:06:00 No.17665468 Inb4 .75% rate cut

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:06:09 No.17665471 [DELETED]

>>17664810
Nobody can truly tell you when to buy. Nobody definitely knows. I pulled all of my money out in September. I am expecting the market to go down to see least -40% from the top so roughly DOW 20,000. But honestly I think it could do as low as -60%. I'm going to be buying back in over weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:06:13 No.17665473 Where is the best place to buy stocks guys? (What app/place), l dont want to go to bank

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:06:13 No.17665474 File: 5 KB, 387x128, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The absolute state of bulls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:06:19 No.17665476 File: 21 KB, 643x465, 1583769914711.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nice """"""""""""""""""""happening""""""""""""""""""""

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:06:22 No.17665478 >>17665340 What's the likelihood that tomorrow will be a bear market rally?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:06:29 No.17665479 What are you buying lads?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:06:33 No.17665483 File: 41 KB, 500x513, 1569837611988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665427 true

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:06:40 No.17665486 >>17665438 Wait for earnings. USB puts too. They're super exposed in loan markets and once earnings hits I'm expecting sub 21.62 on BAC and sub 33 on USB. Take this was a grain of salt though. These analyses were on the fly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:06:50 No.17665488 File: 93 KB, 750x1334, EQKWDhdUwAAIGn3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 Join force between /an/, /sci/ and /trash/ here. It's a rag tag team but we've got some specific skills.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:06:51 No.17665489 >>17665445 y u gotta be so mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:06:52 No.17665491 File: 769 KB, 1080x1074, 1583193135217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What will they call this crash in history books, the corona-crash?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:06:54 No.17665490 >>17665468 Will just cause another dump like last time. They've only got one rate cut left in them before negative rates

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:06:58 No.17665495 The market is recovering already haha yes!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:07:06 No.17665499 >>17665441 heh good luck kid PROTIP: lrn2derivatives were making so much more shekels than any shitcoin pump youve ever heard of

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:07:08 No.17665501 >>17663339 probably have been here longer than youve been alive amigo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:07:11 No.17665502 >>17665473 think or swim tastyworks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:07:12 No.17665504 >>17665464 Well to be honest, the democrats aren't even trying to win this election. All of their candidates are weak as 'ell.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:07:23 No.17665510 File: 960 KB, 312x213, 4L_wcJrL2yJ.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOTTOM IS IN

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:07:25 No.17665512 File: 12 KB, 320x320, 1548565893193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665441 why would you long oil companies right now and not just an oil etf like UWT?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:07:25 No.17665513 >>17665446 Mmmm got any more?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:07:27 No.17665514 >>17665421 I hope so, I wanna scale in my position. This crash will keep going all week long.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:07:28 No.17665515 >>17665476 Cope harder fag

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:07:50 No.17665519 >>17665474 >that name More like the absolute state of poo’s

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:07:51 No.17665520 >>17665476 >years of economic growth wiped out in a week >nothing ok

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:07:53 No.17665522 [DELETED]

>coronavirus fears
>coronavirus worries
>coronavirus concerns
The only headline anymore.

Starting to think there's something else fundamentally broken and poor Corona-chan is being blamed.

GET OUT NOW 100% CASHY CASH BUY LAND SO YOU HAVE A DIRT CLOD TO SQUAT ON WHEN THE BANKS START DEFAULTING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:07:54 No.17665523 File: 45 KB, 500x560, 5E34D42A-31A1-4DA6-8023-BB5FB92B9F01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665396

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:08:00 No.17665524 [DELETED]

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On this very night, 11 years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:08:09 No.17665528 >>17665515 The cope is coming from you, wasn't this epic crash supposed to be at least -3000?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:08:18 No.17665531 File: 99 KB, 1267x785, 1570305237008.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665491 they'll call it the little dipper hope u bought

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:08:28 No.17665535 [DELETED]

>>17665413
I only use it for long term investing i dont day trade or any shit, I just use it for reading bottoms/tops on macro trends since its somewhat okay but using it for day trading and micro times never works (tried), desu can even simplify it and just using EMA breaks but i usually combine both to give clarity in what im buying

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:08:31 No.17665537 >>17665476 It’s only just begun

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:08:32 No.17665536 >>17665067 have probably been here longer than you've been alive amigo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:08:32 No.17665538 File: 248 KB, 1600x1600, 1564463053185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665491 that or the great trump is a retarded faggot crash. TIRF crash for short

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:08:41 No.17665543 [DELETED]

>>17665418
A plane that is not flying becomes a liability. It cost $ to keep it down. A plane that is flying half empty is still a money loser even with low oil.
Most airline companies have high fixed cost and thin margin. The assets of a company can decrease quickly in value if the company operates at a deficit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:08:43 No.17665544 >>17663304 /a/ standing by.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:09:06 No.17665551 File: 183 KB, 1416x1000, abby-hoku-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665512 Just this one, the rest are either not interesting or not for blue boards. Come visit /u/, it's tranny-free.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:09:11 No.17665554 >>17665499 Fuck you cunt I'm a grown ass man All in on XOM CVX and RDS.B

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:09:13 No.17665555 >>17665520 >years Lmao, this is what Happooners actually believe. >>17665537 That's what you faggots always say.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:09:18 No.17665558 File: 50 KB, 444x386, n n n n .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:09:20 No.17665559 Daily reminder that this is not real capitalism

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:09:23 No.17665560 You'll niggas should've bought DRIP when I told you baka. I've already more than doubled my money this month.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:09:24 No.17665561 >>17665502 Wtf nigger?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:09:27 No.17665562 >>17664920 fellow buffet bagholder here. i know that feel

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:09:35 No.17665565 >>17665491 The batshit crash

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:09:43 No.17665567 >sticky >only 1000 posts wow /biz/ is fucking dead

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:09:54 No.17665572 >>17665555 uhhhhh checked and based

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:10:12 No.17665575 Shit lads. Should I sell it all and buy obligations instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:10:13 No.17665577 File: 6 KB, 231x250, 1506131200305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I never thought I'd be happy to see just -1200 on the dow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:10:14 No.17665578 >>17665512 Because I'm retarded that's why

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:10:29 No.17665587 >>17665522 When the boomers start dying they'll be dumping so many houses on the market that we'll all be able to get cheapies and rent them out to morons that didn't keep their jobs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:10:35 No.17665592 Market crashes, the investors cry The Dow Jones falls to the floor.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:10:40 No.17665596 >>17665512 idk why people think oil is going to just rebound desu >>17665554 my bad dude this thread is lagging the FUCK out of my browser that wasnt meant for you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:10:43 No.17665600 File: 75 KB, 600x900, downdown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665239 WE'RE GOIN DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND AND SUGAR WE'RE GOIN DOWN SWINGIN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:10:55 No.17665606 >>17664549 they have 2 years worth of contracts to fulfull, they dont have enough rigs to keep up nigger, price will bounce back up when this dig wagging is over

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:10:55 No.17665607 File: 13 KB, 244x300, 382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /g/ here this is what you get for not having a FOSS economy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:11:01 No.17665609 File: 896 KB, 881x1440, 1583202332141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who's ready for Friday the 13th

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:11:02 No.17665610 >>17665446 Nothing important to you. You can go back.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:11:07 No.17665612 File: 99 KB, 1276x805, tertert.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665523 This will be a good lesson for you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:11:09 No.17665614 Where the fuck should l buy stocks? Im on my phone rn. Should l use Equity or ETrade or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:11:11 No.17665615 >>17665528 Retard that's not how it works. Companies rise and fall but the index overall rises as long as the economy keeps growing everyone bought sold and took profits and bought again at new levels all the time

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:11:16 No.17665616 [DELETED]

I'll wait to the end of the day to see what's is happening really faggot. And based in the labor value laws, the gain is not falling because coronavirus, is falling because this has to fall and this virus just acelerate the conditions, so now, the market rebound becaus people (te goverment) is buying bonds trying to save the economy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:11:19 No.17665618 >>17665555 Checked

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:11:28 No.17665622 I'm getting slaughtered today. How about you guys?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:11:35 No.17665624 >>17665567 Here's another (You) because you're good at getting replies. >>17665567

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:11:36 No.17665626 >>17665491 >>17665538 Nigger forget Trump and Corona when it's the fed again that is crashing the market but whatever you retarded faggots too dumb to see the truth.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:11:41 No.17665628 >>17665491 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stock_market_crashes_and_bear_markets BRUH

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:11:51 No.17665629 [DELETED]

>>17664754
>the capital raised by a company or corporation through the issue and subscription of shares
Things like the NYSE would no longer have a reason to exist because wealth outside what these companies hold would be decimated. I a barter system between these massive companies.

>>17664786
I said Cryptos and not bitcoin. Bitcoin can not act as a global currency due to the low transactions per second and verification fees. I think a digital contract type system would make more sense. In which case, Amazon would just become the worlds bank of "Things"

>>17664793
Many factories have solar energy to lower costs. I think society can build around those. Think about an Amazon warehouse and how many solar panels are in storage there. In American amazon warehouses they probably have crossbows and shields, not to mention the literature you would need to survive. Bezos obviously has continuity plans as the richest guy, he might organise militias to protect his warehouses around the world. Starlink would facilitate that in line with Elon wanting to colonise Mars.

>>17664794
See my point above about solar energy generation. Yes the average person will not have energy to their door, but those who are off grid will, and many large factories with solar setups can easily add batteries to support uninterrupted power if they don't already have them in place.

>>17664830
I don't doubt it will go to shit, what I'm saying is that you need way less infrastructure to keep crypto going than you do to keep a global monetary system going. I am not saying "Crypto is gonna 10x", far from it. But there will be a usable crypto currency if you keep in mind the resources that will remain.

>>17664881
See above the average person wont trade cryptos.

>>17664912
You can not implode information+algorithms. They may stop being used but if someone wanted to they could start them up again.

>>17664930
Again Bitcoin != Cryptos

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:11:52 No.17665631 >>17665596 >idk why people think oil is going to just rebound desu dead cat

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:12:10 No.17665635 >>17665622 yeah down 40k, putting some cash to work. havent sold my bonds or gold yet

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:12:10 No.17665636 >>17665607 I'll take this over being an amish tbqh

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:12:12 No.17665638 >>17665555 >NOOOOOO STOP LOOKING AT THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS THEY NEVER TRIPPED! YOU'RE HALLUCINATING! >OIL AT -20%? I THINK YOU MEANT +20% >BIGGEST ONE DAY DOW DROP IN HISTORY? MORE LIKE RISE! COPE.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:12:13 No.17665639 File: 587 KB, 746x647, 1583273509381.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a big nothing burger Wheres the biggest drop in history? Where's the falling below 12%? /biz/ was wrong again.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:12:39 No.17665645 [DELETED]

I think this crash signifies that we're entering depression of the US economy only because the slash in oil prices severely exhausts the FED's arsenal of measures it can take to tackle this phenomenon. Oil prices will probably remain low since production will also be low globally for the following months, FED is probably going to cut rates to 0 soon, but after some time the US will enter a currency crisis when the global recession starts to mess with the balance of payments. Matter of fact, the recent dips whenever there was a hint of a rate hike might be because of this, only now it's going to get more severe.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:12:44 No.17665646 >>17665622 Yep my net worth is down 10% fuck it I'm gonna double down and get moar oil stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:12:59 No.17665653 File: 162 KB, 631x1000, 1546829629450.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665467 Thanks senpai, I'm learning more and more

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:13:00 No.17665654 >>17665555 checked, based, factual and heterosexual.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:13:18 No.17665657 >>17665474 yahoo finance is truly the greatest stock discussion

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:13:22 No.17665659 My SQQQ hit its stop loss. What should I do with the profits? Hold cash and dump it in VTSAX once we hit the bottom? Get back into SQQQ? Buy puts?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:13:24 No.17665661 last hour you are going to witness an epic selloff on top of this shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:13:27 No.17665662 >>17665639 Anything that effects the supply of Asian chicks in the world is not a nothing burger.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:13:28 No.17665663 >I can still buy food >can still buy anything I want >there's power and drinkeable water in every house >nothing has collapsed market "happenings" are the gayest happening evers, nothing truly change but some fags losing some billions

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:13:30 No.17665664 >>17665626 Cool it with the anti semitic remarks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:13:39 No.17665668 >>17665638 What breakers? Your gay little happening can't even stay over -1500.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:13:44 No.17665671 File: 120 KB, 800x504, thought police.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665629 >solar energy will give us the internet why didn't anyone think of this before? why have I been paying an ISP so much?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:13:45 No.17665673 fake and gay pump again huh load up those puts by end of day

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:14:00 No.17665676 >>17665629 No one with an ounce of sense is going to buy your link, bsv, or any other bullshit scam coins

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:14:12 No.17665681 >>17665628 oh shit they beat me to it

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:14:17 No.17665683 >>17665659 this is the bottom. get some bottom while we're still here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:14:27 No.17665685 File: 229 KB, 686x526, 1580601462547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look how cheap GUSH is why wouldn't I buy and hold

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:14:31 No.17665688 >>17665664 >The goyim know

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:14:55 No.17665694 >>17665543 no it doesnt become a liability. its still an asset, but not an income producing one. yes the company can go bankrupt because of most likely financing the airplanes but then still the lender takes those assets on its books.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:15:01 No.17665696 >>17665662 this

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:15:17 No.17665700 [DELETED]

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>>17665609
>Friday the 13th crash
SHE'S GONNA FUCKING DO IT
>>17665626
It doesn't matter whether he's actually at fault or not. He asked what the crash will be called in the history books. Do you honestly think that the man that has tied himself to the market in the mind of every average retard isn't going to end up with the blame? His retarded rage tweet, bullying of powell, and constantly talking about how he is the market and has made it all so amazing will insure he ends up holding the bag

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:15:19 No.17665701 >>17665663 All those companies that did stock buybacks just got really painfully BTFO so if you're non essential personnel you're gonna be out of a job real soon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:15:22 No.17665702 >>17665638 >what breakers AHAHAHAHA YOU PEDO FAGGOT TOO BUSY FUCKING KIDS TO NOTICE THE SHUTDOWN AT 9:30?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:15:25 No.17665704 >>17665616 Where have you been? The government has been throwing money into the markets for days now. Go look at the one month chart of the DOW. We're heading into a bear market.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:15:34 No.17665706 >>17665239 Petroleum time baby

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:15:54 No.17665709 File: 14 KB, 275x183, images (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAHHHH MOMMY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:16:17 No.17665718 >>17665645 this also obviously means that we're heading to perpetual ZIRP

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:16:33 No.17665723 [DELETED]

>>17665631
yea but you remember last time it nosedived like this?
different circumstances, sure, as it was just saudis shorting it to fuck with other OPEC cunts, but it just sat there at like $35 for years, occasionally going even lower

considering that a lot of this carnage is related to a dramatic decrease in demand, and a fuck huge glut, i dont see it turning around too soon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:16:33 No.17665724 >>17665668 >>17665702 COPE.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:16:33 No.17665725 >>17665709 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4 Just embrace the collapse.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:16:40 No.17665727 >>17665653 if only those damn Japs looked like that, goddamn ugly fuckers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:16:45 No.17665729 >>17663090 Here for the salty tears and the meme collections. Gots zero bucks to invest, so im watching you lose yours

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:16:53 No.17665733 DOW JONES BELOW 24k AGAIN WHEN >AFTER THIS MORNING AFTER THIS MORNING I MEAN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:17:26 No.17665740 File: 81 KB, 920x576, 1580595550538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665476 Nothingburger fags on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:17:52 No.17665748 File: 2.60 MB, 640x640, 1583767127642.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw flying over the happeningplebs shitting their diapers over a "crash" that can't even break -1500

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:18:07 No.17665754 [DELETED]

>>17665701
I have a job as a public servant in Brazil, I have 100% stability warranted by law.
And also my pay is 10x higher than wagies that do the exact same job as me (though I get to slack off 10x as much too)

But if I was a normal wagie right now I'd be trembling in my boots.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:18:21 No.17665758 >>17665740 How much more can they take?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:18:39 No.17665765 File: 146 KB, 660x751, 1476925894389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665733 At close.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:18:50 No.17665767 [DELETED]

>>17665663
>market crashes
>wipes out boomer retirement funds
>boomers go back to work because their lifestyles are too overextended for social security and they won't cut back
>boomer managers hire other boomers because "my generation knows the value of an honest day's work"
>you get laid off so grandpa can do your job slower and less competently
>yfw grandpa gets promoted in 2 months
>repeat at literally every employer

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:19:32 No.17665784 >>17661529 >People think this is a crash Bro this is a sale to buy stocks at discount prices.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:19:48 No.17665791 My portfoilio is in OP's image, feels good

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:19:57 No.17665794 >>17665609 i only trade bloodmoons desu 100% accuracy

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:20:00 No.17665795 File: 107 KB, 768x566, 1583770285340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pump zee crude!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:20:05 No.17665797 >sticky >barely only a 1000 posts the market is truly dead

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:20:21 No.17665803 >>17665767 Feels good to work unskilled labor, Boomers won't sully their hands cleaning toilets and they won't replace me with a brown kid because they're all racist.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:20:26 No.17665806 File: 175 KB, 128x128, 1582918373291.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Not buying BAC cheapies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:20:48 No.17665815 File: 93 KB, 1275x911, 1577572652296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665797

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:21:00 No.17665821 File: 69 KB, 764x421, dI9Ja4a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAKE MY HAND SANITIZER NIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:21:01 No.17665822 File: 90 KB, 708x575, 83E4751F-159E-4CF9-B667-2A07540C473B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:21:03 No.17665825 File: 51 KB, 372x372, Flag Is Angry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 Here, from /vr/ and /pol/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:21:14 No.17665829 >>17664822 thank you sirs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:21:17 No.17665830 >>17665524 Large Marge!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:21:23 No.17665832 HOLY FUCK ITS F A L L I N G EVERYONE FUCKING SELL SELL SELL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:21:28 No.17665834 >>17665821 How much jizz is going to be in that sanitizer

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:21:29 No.17665835 >>17665659 Don't. Get. Greedy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:21:30 No.17665836 File: 27 KB, 576x408, 15987238952937525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLY SHIT BRO THE BIGGEST CRASH OF ALL TIME AHHH AHHHHH ITS HAPPENING PINK WOJAKS PINK WOJAKS

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:21:32 No.17665837 >>17665723 will probably bounce between 30-40 for awhile.. won't be pinned at 35 all year

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:21:43 No.17665841 >>17665473 grocery aisle 7 next to vegetable broth

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:22:00 No.17665846 File: 27 KB, 500x325, ESrgwwUU0AA1HDp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:22:10 No.17665856 [DELETED]

>>17665784
>Bro this is a sale to buy stocks at discount prices.
Bro go ahead bro do you have cash tho bro? Or did you get wiped out and have nothing. It takes 10 thousand dollars to make 100 dollars from a percentage rise or drop so put up 10k in cash. Bitch ass nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:22:15 No.17665857 >>17665767 >17665767 joke is on you, i'm a NEET and I don't care about something as stupid as labor

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:22:17 No.17665859 If this week goes anything like the past 2 weeks, which I am sure it will, we're heading for a selloff after lunch

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:22:28 No.17665862 >>17665836 Nice zoom out. I was born in 1980

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:22:55 No.17665867 >>17665803 >manual labor >won’t get outbid by illegals Got some bad news for you

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:23:08 No.17665869 [DELETED]

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>>17665700
You think to small in the grand scheme of time. There reason for the crash will be debated for years but the crash is happening in 2020. It will be the 2020 crash that limp twisted pencil dicked economists are going to call the 2020 crash that could have been avoided with 2020 hindsight.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:23:10 No.17665871 File: 685 KB, 885x492, 1581834026377.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665740

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:23:12 No.17665874 What's the juiciest stonk to buy right now if I have $30k on hand?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:23:16 No.17665876 >>17665862 No bro you see that HUGE dip? It's the end. The world is destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:23:17 No.17665879 File: 1.21 MB, 3072x3072, 1572311623551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665138

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:23:26 No.17665883 >>17665837 i mean yea itll have a range i DONT see it breaking 40 and below 40 there aint many folks that can even produce it for a profit gon b bad

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:23:42 No.17665885 >>17665520 >economic growth >stock market yikes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:23:47 No.17665890 >>17665836 AAAAAAA NOOOOO THE CRASH CANT HAPPEN LET ME ZOOM OUT SO PEOPLE BUY MUH STONKS AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:23:54 No.17665893 File: 483 KB, 770x698, 1571493680385.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665476 Happening is only to the babies who bought in 2018.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:24:04 No.17665898 File: 777 KB, 2280x1080, Screenshot_20200309-122318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665836 Prolly won't even be a top 20 :/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:24:11 No.17665904 >>17665822 You really think this hypocritical faggot doesn't own stock. Bernie has like 5 houses you dumb faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:24:33 No.17665911 >>17665836 it's down 17.6% in 20 days bruh if you are a 1 mil boomer you just lost $170,000

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:24:44 No.17665913 Bear crew where we at? My hands are iron, my cash is ready to be deployed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:24:47 No.17665917 >>17665874 IVZ and XOM if you're feeling risky KNG and QQQX if you aren't

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:24:51 No.17665920 >>17665867 I will work for 5 cents/hr just to fuck with Jose and Paco

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:24:57 No.17665922 >>17665904 cope, and frankly, seethe

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:25:08 No.17665924 File: 172 KB, 828x1508, DE0DBEFD-0AA1-40E0-AEC7-85CFBD410330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I TRIEDDD SOOO HARRRDD AND FOUGHTTT SOOO LONNGGGGG INNNN THEEERER ENNDDDDDD IT DOESNNNTT EVENNN MATTTERRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:25:13 No.17665926 >>17665874 This

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:25:16 No.17665927 And we are going down, gonna trip dem circuit breakers before the day is out Hold on to your butts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:25:25 No.17665933 >>17665911 >in 20 days Wow keep zooming out bro

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:25:36 No.17665937 [DELETED]

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>>17665671
Packet Radio with relays would work in the short term, longer term you just reverse engineer pic related

>>17665676
they wont be coins dummy, they will be contracts setup between factories for parts and supplies. The remaining humans will take on the risk of scavenging for metals and materials.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:25:43 No.17665943 >>17665835 So cash and VTSAX?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:25:47 No.17665945 File: 636 KB, 2000x1921, 06509881909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I invest?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:25:49 No.17665946 >>17665874 Dont say stonk. It makes you look like a faggot. DWT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:25:53 No.17665948 fuck this crab market. Should i sell my shorts or what?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:25:53 No.17665949 [DELETED]

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Reminder that /leftypol/ is actively spamming and raiding /biz/ constantly to shill people into Marxist-Leninism.

They will gladly put a bullet in your head for being "porky" and making too much money off options trading, but they view you as a useful idiot because both commies and /biz/raelites hate wagecucking.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:25:54 No.17665947 >>17665913 Sitting on $35k here planning to begin buying at DOW 20,000 how about you

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:26:35 No.17665961 >>17665948 yeah this is some good dip. you should get a taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:26:36 No.17665962 >>17665876 Lets all act like nothings wrong till the world has ended.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:26:40 No.17665965 File: 3.25 MB, 1913x1080, egg market.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's short the EGG market.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:26:45 No.17665967 >>17665945 buy high sell low

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:26:47 No.17665968 >>17665874 LCI IVZ

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:26:55 No.17665969 [DELETED]

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>half of the thread is all NOOOOOOOOOO ITS THE END OF THE MARKET THE END TIMES ARE HERE AHHHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL DEAD
>the other half is debating on what discounted stocks to buy

Another fake and gay "happening" manufactured by screamy retards.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:27:13 No.17665975 >>17665948 >buying shorts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:27:27 No.17665980 >>17665694 Wow I am sure the lender will offer a big premium with all those planes on the market if the airlines go bankrupt.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:27:44 No.17665987 >>17665967 thanks, I'm rich now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:27:50 No.17665988 >>17665949 >scared of gommies literally why with 1/8th the posters ITT rn we could quite literally set their fucking server on fire without scripts or anything

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:28:01 No.17665995 >>17665962 see >>17665898 Your gay little shitstorm is a blip.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:28:28 No.17666000 >>17665138 I wonder how many Saudi cocks she takes per year.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:28:33 No.17666004 >>17665969 relax reddit you're not going to save the market by shitposting in /smg/

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:28:54 No.17666007 [DELETED]

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:28:57 No.17666008 File: 11 KB, 946x93, help.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am dumb and will lose money huh? Tell me to sell now for minimal loss.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:29:06 No.17666012 >>17665988 Because communists are almost as irritating as pajeets shilling their altcoin pnd scams.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:29:09 No.17666014 >>17665920 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:29:16 No.17666018 File: 66 KB, 488x577, spank.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665945 Download robinhood app thank me later

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:29:39 No.17666026 What website/software do you guys use for live charting? Not too impressed with links provided in OP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:29:41 No.17666028 >>17665922 Kek ok Bernie bro, what your posting is a literally cop to how bougie your comrade really is.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:29:43 No.17666029 >>17666018 Terrible advice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:29:45 No.17666032 >>17665138 for me, its ella gross

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:29:54 No.17666033 >>17665859 So in 30 mins shit goes off?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:30:09 No.17666039 >>17663286 /lgbt/ reporting in. fuck me daddy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:30:25 No.17666043 >>17666008 Sell now for minimal loss

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:30:30 No.17666044 [DELETED]

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>>17665969
most of the people screaming "AAAA ITS THE END OF THE WORLD" are people without much money, and with very low free cash flow.

most of the people buying stocks or hedging or holding cash are people with real money
once you understand that, it starts to make more sense

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:30:32 No.17666045 Imagine not unloading all your positions last week. Feeling muscular and galaxy brained lads.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:30:42 No.17666047 File: 104 KB, 360x309, 76191161ec180ae864a9926c28adb974[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey you idiots, the market bounced back IMMEDIATELY. Fuck you guys, I'm buying back my shit I should never have sold.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:30:46 No.17666049 >>17666018 >robinhood yeah lemme just lose access to my money whenever activity goes up more than 20%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:30:51 No.17666052 >>17666026 smg is a /bloombergterminal/ thread

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:30:56 No.17666054 >>17666026 Tradingview.com

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:30:57 No.17666056 [DELETED]

>>17665947
I've got £20k in cash ISAs ready to shift into stocks and another £13k that I could stick into my pension account. I'm going to start buying FTSE shit now while the oil shock is fresh, and will start dripping into ETFs for US, Japan, and EU markets from the end of this week.

Planning to shift cash to stocks over 5 months or so.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:30:58 No.17666058 >>17666026 if you aren't happy with tradingview or think or swim.. you might not be able to be pleased desu..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:31:00 No.17666059 >>17666008 Fed will pump near/after market closes, then it dumps at market opening. Sell puts in morning, calls in afternoon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:31:03 No.17666060 Where do I invest my 5k euros to make x100? Quick I need advice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:31:07 No.17666061 >>17665727 Clearly you've never visited Japan

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:31:30 No.17666069 >>17666026 https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/djia

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:32:04 No.17666081 >>17666060 AMD

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:32:15 No.17666083 >>17666026 I have my own Thomson Reuters Eikon subscription

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:32:19 No.17666085 [DELETED]

>>17666012
then lets make a thread and get some /i/ shit going then
im down
ive seen their bunker.
it runs fucking stock ass lynx and is total garbage
iirc, just posting manually and deleting posts singlehandedly is enough to bog their shit down hard.
if like even 20 of us went there they wouldnt stand a fucking chance. its not like they have mods all the time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:32:19 No.17666086 File: 268 KB, 777x578, 1582496137937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Care to explain what's happening so my small brain understands?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:32:24 No.17666087 >>17666060 somali semen seens to be up in your mother s vagins

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:32:58 No.17666097 At the end of the week all of the gains during Trump's presidency will be wiped out. What will you incels do then? Post more Pepes?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:33:07 No.17666099 >>17666008 Buy more to increase your loss

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:33:17 No.17666104 So what happens when the oil price get fixed again. we hit a godly rally because corona fears kinda just go away

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:33:27 No.17666110 File: 1.21 MB, 970x1366, 1583427045967.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17663286 /pol/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:33:29 No.17666112 >>17666086 100 years of mismanagement coming to a head.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:33:32 No.17666113 >>17665207 >people getting reinfected not gonna develop a vaccine for that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:33:33 No.17666114 >>17666086 Market crash. Big brains will prepare cash to buy in over the next few months, smooth brains will panic sell.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:34:09 No.17666129 File: 64 KB, 686x526, 1582553980279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666097

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:34:22 No.17666133 >>17665949 everyone already knows most of the bears have 4 figure accounts, who cares

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:34:40 No.17666140 >>17665969 >>17665933 >>17665836 >>17665748 >>17665668 >>17665555 >>17665528 >>17665476 >>17665197 >>17665119 >>17665059 This man is literally going to kill himself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:34:45 No.17666141 >>17666060 >>17666081 Yeah just stop trying to get rich quick, learn how to day trade AMD make 500 a day with constant 10% moves I wish I did that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:34:47 No.17666144 So, is the market actually recovering again? Or is it just the fed going full POMP EET at maximum level now to save their jobs?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:34:52 No.17666146 File: 18 KB, 500x379, vaporwave.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the economy collapsed and money isn't worth anything anymore, will you participate in the bank riots or stay home waiting for the power to die on your pc?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:34:55 No.17666148 >>17666008 why would you put ford?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:34:59 No.17666152 [DELETED]

>more contagious than the flu
>more lethal than the flu
>already in the US
>government is too inept at all levels to contain or handle this threat
>known routes of transmission to heads of state already exist
>European economies are starting regional shutdowns
>massive companies are telling people to just stay home
>no vaccine
>spreads easily in Singapore so won't be slowed by the summer in America

I'm out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:35:20 No.17666156 File: 238 KB, 300x372, 07_11-46-58.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sold 2 weeks ago >bought the "dip" one week ago

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:35:29 No.17666161 sqqq bottomed out?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:35:36 No.17666167 >>17666114 Buy more stonks, they I guess they will vote in trump again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:35:41 No.17666169 >>17661529 WHAT SHOULD I BUY /biz/?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:35:44 No.17666170 [DELETED]

> DA COUSIN UPDATE
Update: I spoke to my cousin the DA, he agrees entirely that the original incident alone is enough to be considered a violation if finra regs, not sure if this morning's short downtime constitutes additional violations. As far as recourse he is unsure, is digging deeper and will advise.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:35:47 No.17666174 >>17666140 >it's HAPPOOOOONIINGG!!! Keep coping.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:35:49 No.17666175 >>17666152 Jewish media is the vaccine will be done by the 3rd week of March.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:36:27 No.17666191 Oh noes circuit-breaking

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>>17666086
stocks go up, stocks go down

>>17666144
we're in a holding pattern until further news comes out or until after hours
most of the big moves in these weeks are happening in the futures markets

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:36:33 No.17666194 File: 23 KB, 352x356, 1582151823986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i love it when a board completely loses it's collective shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:36:36 No.17666195 >>17666175 I literally work in pharma. It's not happening.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:36:38 No.17666196 File: 220 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200224-095408_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666029 Says you, bigger. I'm making fat stacks. Excelsior!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:36:51 No.17666200 >>17666085 They don't even have the capability to range ban, which is the best part. Could make a thread but janny will likely delete it. Using discord with some throwaway accounts might be better.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:36:52 No.17666202 >>17666144 market just got dragged down by vol in the oil market this will hit the DJI more than the rest, and the other ones could have a pretty big bounce or not this is a fast fucking market

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:37:09 No.17666206 >>17666170 the fuck you talking about nigger?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:37:13 No.17666207 >>17666174 Keep coping bud. Imagine seeing the first circuit breaker trip and thinking it's a nothingburger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:37:15 No.17666210 >>17666156 bogged smart move but they got you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:37:18 No.17666211 >>17666174 are you serious? literally every major index is deep red, you seem to be the one coping, baggie.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:37:20 No.17666213 File: 177 KB, 1378x1042, 1b05230b08e3bf0bd05c24086bef86347.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>it's HAPPOOOOONIINGG!!! >Keep coping.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:37:24 No.17666214 File: 69 KB, 491x615, 1579186580548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666112 >>17666114 I still don't get it

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:37:32 No.17666216 >>17665945 Deposit money in a brokerage account, find a stock you want to invest in, buy shares, wait.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:37:37 No.17666217 I want low IQ /v/tards, /k/tards, /pol/tards, /leftypol/tards and other assorted SCUM leave our board in this instant or we'll make your GPUs cost your entire savings, your guns cost more than your house, empower the jews and also the capitalists.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:37:38 No.17666218 >>17666152 >If your under 50 has only a 0.2% fatality rate Literally that South Park episode were the cure for SARS is just chicken soup and sprite

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:37:39 No.17666219 I have 10k CAD in my chequing account. Should I buy an airline stock like AAL (down 50%) or just buy something like SPY?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:37:52 No.17666224 File: 51 KB, 800x440, notstonks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] put me in the screencap, boys!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:38:05 No.17666228 >>17666156 I'm with you lad. Never ever buying the dip AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:38:22 No.17666232 >>17666219 DO NOT BUY THIS DIP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:38:40 No.17666239 >>17666175 It will take YEARS for a vaccine to be proven safe and effective. Unless you would like to be one of the first to get injected with plague particles?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:38:46 No.17666240 >>17666219 Trade into USD

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:38:49 No.17666242 File: 130 KB, 1080x793, Screenshot_20200309-093626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is this true?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:38:50 No.17666241 File: 32 KB, 500x385, I_just_think_theyre_neat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] POSTING THAT I'M NOT DOWN IN A STICKY GOLD CHADS CAN'T STOP WINNING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:38:54 No.17666244 File: 26 KB, 640x517, 1481448344526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666047 >buy high sell low

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:39:09 No.17666253 [DELETED]

>>17666206
I posted in an earlier /SMG, my cousin is a DA, and his husband a corporate finance lawyer. I am speaking to them about the potential of a class action suit against Robinhood. When I have any progress if it comes to it, I will make a standalone thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:39:10 No.17666254 >>17666213 >>17666211 >>17666207 >MUH BREAKER! MUH BREAKER!! MUH BREAKER!!! Where's the collapse? You promised me at least -3000, happooners.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:39:31 No.17666261 SHOULD I BUY ROLLS OF PAPER AND SEEDS?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:39:36 No.17666264 >>17666242 It includes shipping from China

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>>17661529
lol imagine being a lazy faggot that makes their money by shoving their money around and calling others poor and then freaking out when the world starts to get rocked by a coof and bombs
couldn't be me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:39:37 No.17666266 I just wanted a good life for my children.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:39:38 No.17666267 >>17666219 uhhhh will this be your first investment ever?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:39:40 No.17666268 >>17666219 Why would you do that? Quarantines going into effect in a first word country near you. Travel halted for a month. Profits plunge. Airlines go insolvent.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:39:44 No.17666269 >>17666085 >>17666200 >muh /pol/ boogeyman isn't real >btw lets raid and invade some faggots who disagrees with us dumb niggers.

>>	Euranon Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:39:53 No.17666271 >>17664963 I wouldn't do it either, but the guy made mad cash off of it. I don't really know how he does it. He works at a major pension fund maybe he has inside info

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:39:53 No.17666274 File: 3.70 MB, 3888x4500, 1579623890031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666217 >empower the jews they don't need your help

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:39:58 No.17666277 >>17666232 Why man? Last time I saw news stations live streaming the dow was 2008

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:39:59 No.17666276 >>17666253 robinhood is going to not exist by the end of the year w00t

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:40:00 No.17666280 File: 18 KB, 250x238, 1563899277136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MORE THAN 70% OF PEOPLE INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS IN CHINA HAVE RECOVERED, WHO SAYS But come on guys, it will cause global recession and shit. Sell sell sell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:40:05 No.17666282 >>17666146 Bugging out to collect my family and gee eff into my mom’s house

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:40:09 No.17666283 File: 26 KB, 655x540, firefox_gBoZtQSU89.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Was this the biggest pump and dump in history?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:40:10 No.17666285 >>17666242 Obviously not what oil companies pay per barrel but it's a neat image

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:40:24 No.17666288 >>17666217 Already stocked up while you play and lose.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:40:25 No.17666290 File: 21 KB, 423x245, dividends are your fren.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN who else here loving these cheapies? LEG, PH, MSFT, LOW and oil stonks all looking ripe for the picking

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:40:25 No.17666291 >>17666242 They ain’t paying that price, nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:40:29 No.17666293 File: 63 KB, 680x940, 0ec1c531ba5b577ce6e8eaae4ed174b5d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>MUH BREAKER! MUH BREAKER!! MUH BREAKER!!! >Where's the collapse? You promised me at least -3000, happooners.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:41:03 No.17666309 [DELETED]

>>17666200
well get something going once market chills out a bit (or maybe the weekend seeing how its going rn)
fuck dicksword tho
theres a million and one dead boards where we can all stay anon and plot
im telling you tho, we could easily have their serb literally burst into flames
/biz/ is a big board, and were a big thread now (thx janniggers)

>>17666269
>raids arent fun
actual faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:41:10 No.17666310 >>17666219 buy BIP an BAM

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:41:18 No.17666312 >>17666293 shut up damn you're retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:41:22 No.17666314 >Happooners are so buttflustered and mad that they're spamming wojaks This fake happening is already over.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:41:36 No.17666318 >>17666293 Ironic

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:41:38 No.17666319 [DELETED]

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put all of my life savings in exxon mobil at 70.43 a few weeks back

death is truly my only escape now. work hard my whole life reassuring myself that people who party and spend their checks are idiots yet here I am.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:41:39 No.17666321 >>17666267 No own an index fund and few other stocks from years ago. And 10k link

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:41:41 No.17666324 File: 88 KB, 730x783, a1c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666242 >buy barrels of oil for $30 >get rid of all the worthless oil >sell the empty barrels for $35 Fuck it guys I'm rich

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:41:52 No.17666328 File: 310 KB, 427x576, 1542427452971.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666283 >not buying that dip

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:41:54 No.17666329 File: 23 KB, 667x462, BANIC 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not even the fed pumping like a motherfucker can stop it now Get the popcorn boys, it's gonna be a long week.

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>>17666254
recessions don't happen in a day
it's hard to fathom but look very close at this chart........ the market might go back up to ATH by next month. doom is still in the air. it can take mooooooooonths MONTHS MONTHS

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:42:06 No.17666331 >>17666285 oil companies probably aren't even using barrels... tankers and pipelines..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:42:16 No.17666336 >>17666309 Literal underage redditor who only learned about 4chan from reading ED. Then again, that's what 90% of all nu-happeningsfags are.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:42:28 No.17666339 >>17666314 >says the nervous stock broker for the tenth time this week

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:42:34 No.17666342 >>17666219 short asian markets. april - june EWY EWJ

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:42:50 No.17666347 >>17666314 If wojakposting means they're wrong, then I guess this destroys your point, huh? >>17666293

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:42:51 No.17666348 File: 810 KB, 750x725, good times ahead.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who here is /comfy/ while watching the market krach?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:42:59 No.17666351 >>17666280 >Just a flu bro They are burning bodies at an industrial scale in China, not counting infections, not testing those who die and just logging it as sudden pneumonia. Shit it going down.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:42:59 No.17666352 OH NO BULLBROS, WE GOT TO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:43:00 No.17666353 File: 21 KB, 233x217, b3414173188da123860577687f5e672d3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>Happooners are so buttflustered and mad that they're spamming wojaks >This fake happening is already over.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:43:05 No.17666356 >>17666330 >recessions don't happen in a day They actually do. This "collapse" doesn't even register in the top 10. Keep coping, happooner.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:43:07 No.17666357 >>17666319 Isn't Investment 101 to diversify diversify diversify?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:43:08 No.17666358 >>17666336 point me to a reddiror who even remembers what /i/ was nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:43:08 No.17666359 >>17666319 you can still party anon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:43:16 No.17666362 >>17666324 This anon will make it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:43:17 No.17666363 >>17666277 nothing fundamental has changed, unless they come out with a vaccine tomorrow, you will lose money

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:43:18 No.17666364 >>17666324 >Buy oil barrels >Stencil "Extra Virgin Olive" above "Oil" >Sell for $500 a barrel

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:43:28 No.17666366 im getting some SKT calls before the short squeeze

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:43:29 No.17666367 File: 1.33 MB, 306x172, judgement day.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:43:52 No.17666374 >>17666364 Does that work?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:44:01 No.17666378 >>17666254 Keep whining. It's not real! It's not real! Tell me, what corp is paying you? Bloomberg making you shill their software or something? >>17666280 >trusting China or anything getting statistics from China

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:44:04 No.17666379 i just bought calls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:44:10 No.17666382 >>17666242 It would be true if the oil industry actually used barrels to store their oil still. The industry has moved on to far more efficient and cost-effective methods to contain and ship oil.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:44:13 No.17666383 [DELETED]

> Tfw might unironically buy this dip
Faggot bull nigggers always are the niggers who lose it all in the end
> tfw bought every dip
> took profit
> bought again
> tfw it went lower
> tfw no cash left
But now you get BTFO like the bull nigger bitches that you are. Die slow motherfuckers

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:44:23 No.17666384 [DELETED]

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Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:44:27 No.17666386 [DELETED]

>>17666269
Fuck off /leftypol/ spammer

>>17666309
yeah we could use /trash/ or /bant/ or something. definitely after market close cause I have money to make

janny has already banned me once for bringing to attention the /leftypol/ raiders. Imagine white knighting internet communists FOR FREE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:44:31 No.17666388 >>17666364 >stencil "Printer Ink" over the label >make 6 billion usd per barrel

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:44:40 No.17666392 >>17666356 t. brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:44:42 No.17666394 >>17666378 Where's my big ebin crash, Reddit? Your faggy little collapse can't even break -2000.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:44:50 No.17666396 [DELETED]

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It's not about Coronoavirus anymore.
It's all about oil.
The US Shale industry is kill as of today.
Many shale producers are highly leveraged.
They will default.
This will kill the credit markets.
This will cause bank failures.
This will cause a massive crisis of confidence.
But go ahead buy the cheapies, (((institutional investors))) thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:44:51 No.17666397 >>17666290 Add some BAC to the list

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:44:54 No.17666398 File: 277 KB, 797x1024, 1583772188305.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you are a tripfag and or a bull consider suicide

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:45:09 No.17666405 File: 14 KB, 545x334, 1569784582802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looking good, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:45:13 No.17666406 >>17666358 Imagine pretending to that knowing anyting about 4chan is about "remembering" it instead of just googling 4chan and read up on the le epic /b/ "culture" to fit in (miserably)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:45:19 No.17666408 >>17666348 I am but I’m also sick with a fever

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:45:19 No.17666409 >>17664298 CDC knows best. comply peasant. bullmarket is over. forever

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:45:29 No.17666413 [DELETED]

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Dear Zoomers and Doomers,

This is your time to get a legitimate nest egg started. Literally start dollar cost averaging every fucking week (or two weeks) and buy solid companies, etfs or mutual funds and you can become a millionaire much faster than if this downturn never happened. This is the time. Its presenting an opportunity not seen in over a decade.

t. mid thirties boomer

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:45:37 No.17666421 [DELETED]

It's actually fundamentally IMPERATIVE that the Fed and government does not let equity markets fall any further right now.

The concept of a bail-in hinges on the idea that the freshly minted equity in a bank or investment bank will replace your unsecured deposits that would have been lost, but since the bank is "too big too fail" will be bailed out.

If people don't have faith equities will only rise, this restructuring will be futile as former depositors immediately sell their equity to recoup losses.

If the USG thinks bail-ins are at all feasible, then they NEED to throw cash at the market right now. They cannot leave any room for people worried their restructured deposits might lose value if they consider bail-ins at all feasible. The other option is of course TARP 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO which... Yeah no.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:45:39 No.17666424 >>17666394 Looks like Trump is right again. Everyone go back to buying.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:45:49 No.17666425 File: 35 KB, 600x539, eeheehee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why doesn't anyone want to sell puts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:46:00 No.17666430 Will it stop again at 7% or will a second stop only trigger below that now?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:46:11 No.17666433 >>17666319 >put life savings in stock market >during coronavirus outbreak >literally everyone saying there’s going to be a crash You deserve it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:46:28 No.17666440 >>17666430 Below next is at 13

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:46:32 No.17666443 File: 241 KB, 1080x1304, 20200309_124511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the actual FUCK!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:46:34 No.17666444 Is it time to buy stocks?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:46:43 No.17666448 >>17666319 just wait it out you dumb nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:46:52 No.17666452 >>17666413 The thumb gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:47:02 No.17666454 File: 95 KB, 686x526, 1579780910732.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666408 >but I’m also sick with a fever Will you be ok fren?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:47:06 No.17666456 Haha, earlier this year I prayed for a recession to get rid of the orange menace, and it worked! God is real guys!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:47:13 No.17666458 >>17666196 i like your posts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:47:14 No.17666459 >>17666413 they didnt buy in 2018 when we had a 20% drawdown, they're probably not going to buy now, but instead get mad when they see the (eventual) recovery, blaming a fake economy or fed pumps or whatever else.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:47:15 No.17666461 File: 181 KB, 1240x1754, 32.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17665748 video source: https://youtu.be/pI63Rbxml5U hoped he would land but guess not

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:47:22 No.17666464 File: 59 KB, 960x960, 1583512749260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAaaaAAAAAaaaAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:47:23 No.17666467 File: 34 KB, 553x388, wwwww.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666405 Look ... closer

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:47:34 No.17666472 [DELETED]

>>17666086
Panic sell off because investors are getting nervous that the companies they hold stocks in won't be able to generate profits, which mean the value of the company and subsequently the stocks go down.

Remember that all "money" in the market is fugazi. It doesn't exist until you actually cash in your stocks and other securities. What you see on the screen is just numbers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:47:54 No.17666476 >>17666386 prolly my fault sry senpai but they just get butthurt about anything like that hence why it was only tolerated on a hidden board, even back then >>17666406 >all this damage control see u soon™ senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:47:55 No.17666477 >>17666444 Just wait until the virus panic blows over. Everything will stabilize and you’ll be ready to buy next week.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:48:01 No.17666479 >>17666456 G-d is real and she's a socialist

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:48:03 No.17666483 >>17666319 i'll buy them all for a combo 1 chick fila

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:48:08 No.17666484 >>17666413 Give it a few more weeks before starting to do this.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:48:08 No.17666485 >>17666425 fucking faggots bidding on TSLA puts trying to get em cheap as fuck.. fucking b.s. i'm not giving up my puts for cheap

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:48:08 No.17666486 >>17666448 but it could take literal years to recover and he needs the money now it's how it is for most bull niggers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:48:12 No.17666488 >INO AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:48:23 No.17666492 File: 100 KB, 999x220, 1583725027454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666467 >>17664298 >>17666459 >>17666413 >>17666405

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:48:23 No.17666493 File: 196 KB, 975x695, sweet-bull-and-hella-bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE DIP BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:48:29 No.17666496 Europe's futures are dumping further

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:48:31 No.17666498 >>17666440 Thanks anon. So, the feds are going to try to pump it again at the end? How much do they have left in them before they run empty?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:48:36 No.17666501 >>17666397 I'm too much of a pussy to invest in a bank rn You think it'll survive the coming shitstorm?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:48:41 No.17666502 So does this affect the whole world?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:48:48 No.17666504 Wtf is this market. Bought 100 RDSA at 15.28€ literally free money.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:49:06 No.17666512 >>17661529 BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP >BUY THE DIP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:49:12 No.17666514 Next pump scheduled for after lunch or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:49:13 No.17666515 File: 1.88 MB, 500x370, 1570940577213.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666242 >Oil is stored and transported in billions of steel barrels once, then the barrels are thrown away. Normalfag Holocaust can't start soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:49:18 No.17666518 INO IS UNDER $10 AAAA WHY DIDN'T I SELL AT PEAK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:49:23 No.17666519 >>17666492 i'm sorry but i cant trust anyone that chooses that disgusting font intentionally

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:49:28 No.17666520 >>17666319 Wait 5 years. You'll be glad you bought it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:49:34 No.17666523 >>17666396 The Fed will step in.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:49:45 No.17666527 >>17666492 Take your meds

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:49:47 No.17666529 >>17666498 They've been pumping, honestly I don't know what is going to happen at the end of this, pump would make sense but thats only if they are not already pumping

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:49:48 No.17666528 At this rate I might actually make money this year despite all my fuckups. I have an incredible ability to never gain or lose money, just keep swinging back to equilibrium after gapping up or down

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:49:52 No.17666531 File: 13 KB, 229x220, 1565375264756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666443 Everything is fucked anon EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:49:57 No.17666532 File: 90 KB, 1024x1017, 1583267578134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666444 >when gotham is in ashes, you have my permission to buy. t corona-chan

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:50:05 No.17666539 STANDING HERE I REALIZE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:50:38 No.17666553 File: 508 KB, 388x520, 942A1E79-C7A9-4A96-BEF7-C420C6B9A572.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666454 Yeah, my immune system is tuned for the absolute worst. I had H1N1 in ‘09. Thank you for your care and concern though, anon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:50:44 No.17666557 >DOW JONES IS NOW BELOW 24,200 NOW >DOW JONES IS NOW BELOW 24,200 NOW >DOW JONES IS NOW BELOW 24,200 NOW IS IT TIME TO BANIC NOW?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:50:44 No.17666558 File: 66 KB, 680x438, standing here.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666539 you're just like me trying to make history

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:50:45 No.17666555 File: 65 KB, 524x1136, Screenshot_20200309-095020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK FUCK FUCFUCK

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:50:46 No.17666560 File: 3.40 MB, 352x288, 1553305537956.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gunna take a nap.. can someone wake me if the market decides to move?? thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:50:58 No.17666564 >>17666539 Goodbye horsessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:51:02 No.17666566 >>17666520 >t. bagholder

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:51:12 No.17666568 Why doesn’t everyone just not sell.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:51:16 No.17666571 >>17666479 And that’s a good thing

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:51:26 No.17666574 >>17666557 >now

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:51:46 No.17666585 File: 391 KB, 1080x1848, Screenshot_20200309-125047_Ally Mobile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why didnt you buy bonds anon? I tried to warn you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:51:59 No.17666587 >>17666560 Ok...but first buy some BAC.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:52:00 No.17666588 >>17666555 >he fell for the meme stock meme

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:52:23 No.17666595 >>17666520 >source >dude trust me, in 5 years youll be so glad you bought in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:52:27 No.17666597 Why is NVDA doing so well today vs SPY and AMD?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:52:32 No.17666601 [DELETED]

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I cut my losses on this month long experiment that is playing the stock market. I lost $20 but gained some experience and learned some important lessons.

Until Corona Chan goes away I'm just going to play PS4 games, fap to pr0n, enjoy dank memes and play with my doggo.

Oh and fuck tripfags.

Excelsior!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:52:35 No.17666602 >>17666568 there's a lot of leverage in the market. it helps on the way up, hurts on the way down.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:52:40 No.17666604 >>17666555 >he didn't sell at ATH whew, thank god i'm only half retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:52:42 No.17666605 >>17666568 outlook is not good

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:52:54 No.17666608 File: 2.65 MB, 480x264, hide the pain.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666560

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:52:54 No.17666609 File: 153 KB, 1440x2960, Screenshot_20200309-125121.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oof, wish I had enough money to buy some shorts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:53:04 No.17666611 What happens if US bonds go negative?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:53:41 No.17666620 >>17666601 Astonishingly based

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:53:48 No.17666624 >>17666560 kys tripfag

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:53:50 No.17666625 Someday this panic's gonna end…

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:53:51 No.17666626 >>17666611 the commies win

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:54:00 No.17666630 If everything is going down aren't you supposed to buy? This is all due to oil pissing contests and coronavirus right? Just wait till it gets lower and buy a bunch of shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:54:01 No.17666632 Good thing about being poor is that I have no stocks that could lose value. Bad thing is that I have only like 300usd to invest weekly...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:54:06 No.17666633 >>17666666

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:54:10 No.17666636 DON'T FORGET TO VISIT THE /POL/ /SMG/ STICKY >>>/pol/247199076 >>>/pol/247199076 >>>/pol/247199076 >>>/pol/247199076 >>>/pol/247199076 /POL/ AND /BIZ/ /B/ROS FOREVER

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:54:11 No.17666637 >>17666611 Who the hell knows, uncharted territory. Probably a disaster though

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:54:20 No.17666638 >>17666219 10K INTO STINKY LINKY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:54:23 No.17666641 File: 110 KB, 759x508, 1540694587585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] * You can have it all....... * My empire of dirt....

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:54:26 No.17666643 File: 221 KB, 568x479, 1516132756869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666324 topkek, you'll make it anon, you'll make it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:54:33 No.17666645 File: 1.12 MB, 1252x1276, PunishTheDummy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666585 you did you did I have some bonds though

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:54:43 No.17666652 >>17666611 their yields? nothin good

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:54:46 No.17666653 >>17666636 fuck /pol/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:54:46 No.17666654 >>17666585 >buy my imaginary money so you can magically get more imaginary money!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:54:53 No.17666656 File: 31 KB, 533x382, 1553804249190.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666242 >retard with moronic take, not understanding anything about the industry he is commenting on >he's a bernie sanders supporter Literally every time lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:54:59 No.17666657 >>17666630 This is the market finally releasing all the air it's been artificially pumped with for the last several years in the form of QE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:55:04 No.17666663 >>17666636 Fuck off retard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:55:08 No.17666665 >>17666568 They don't want to eat up losses but they get raped by Margin calls instead

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:55:10 No.17666666 >>17666609 It's still winter though

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:55:10 No.17666667 File: 43 KB, 609x728, 7788.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Isn't the Euro gaining value bad for Europe?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:55:14 No.17666669 >>17666653 dilate

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:55:15 No.17666668 Honestly I'm gonna buy nintendo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:55:19 No.17666673 File: 3.47 MB, 1439x1425, 1573930107252.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's happening, boys. They're here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:55:32 No.17666680 File: 41 KB, 426x510, A803E1B2-D37F-44E2-AFE4-7FD8D2459401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666611 if we crash we fucking die and stay dead. If bonds go negative the government literally has no money to borrow out if its asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:55:53 No.17666685 File: 349 KB, 626x461, 1523543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666666 hello Satan

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:55:54 No.17666687 >>17666529 One more question. Feds are printing money to keep the market up, which causes inflation, but major holders are buying bonds lowering interest rates, which causes deflation. Is this an eternal circle or will one side overcome the other?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:55:56 No.17666689 >>17666636 >/BIZPOL/ FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JEWS AND FUCK JANNIES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:56:15 No.17666692 >>17666601 you should still be paying attention to the stock market every day ~ >>17666656 so what you're saying is, Jeb! has a chance...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:56:19 No.17666694 >>17666666 Mega Satan did you do this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:56:28 No.17666697 >>17666666 what did double satan mean by this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:56:29 No.17666699 File: 14 KB, 300x229, BabyGonzo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just threw $1000 at the market, ama

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:56:37 No.17666700 >>17666585 %5 portfolio is in bonds

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:56:54 No.17666705 >>17666653 this desu senpaitachi all the nu/pol/ autists in the world will never be even half as good a news crawler as this one fucking general thread on /biz/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:56:58 No.17666707 >>17666667 >have most powerful currency can import everything >set up so many rules about what can brought in you can't import anything

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:56:58 No.17666708 File: 170 KB, 677x576, 1583197824572.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > sniiiiifffffff > Go ahead anon, why don't you buy this dip. > sniiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffff

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:57:23 No.17666717 >>17663873 Once I saw it rising 55% so fast like that I bought puts. It was up another 50% premarket today but look where it is now. Learn to spot a FOMO trap friend. I have lost money to stocks like these before.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:57:25 No.17666719 WHAT OPTIONS SHOULD I BUY RN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:57:30 No.17666721 >>17666680 if yields go negative, that means it is FREE for the government to borrow money they're the ones selling treasuries, not buying them.... it means that the interest on the national debt is nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:57:33 No.17666726 >>17666656 Yeah, I noticed the profile picture and realized instantly who it was. Known Bernie twitter shill, obviously he will be dumb as shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:57:34 No.17666725 >>17666699 based :)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:57:38 No.17666728 >>17666568 It's sinple really

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:57:42 No.17666729 File: 278 KB, 644x679, 3122A058-8D98-4F6E-951D-626AD2DAD81A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to sell my body

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:57:50 No.17666732 >>17666699 are ya winnin son?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:57:57 No.17666736 File: 55 KB, 828x790, THEPOWER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is the market crashing?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:58:10 No.17666738 [DELETED]

>>17665629
>Many factories have solar energy to lower costs. I think society can build around those.
Remember the part about TOTAL SOCIETAL COLLAPSE? What society? All of your "ideas" would require massive concentrated efforts that even society today is not capable of doing.
>Think about an Amazon warehouse and how many solar panels are in storage there.
Not enough to cover it's own electricity, much less that off the surrounding homes. Plus, what are you gonna do when the sun doesn't shine?
>Starlink
Is a fucking fairy tale as of now. And when society collapses, jobs as specialized as satellite assembly and control are the first to go.
>Yes the average person will not have energy to their door
Which makes all of your other points before and after this about crypto irrelevant because that exact average person is the one looting your home
>and many large factories with solar setups can easily add batteries to support uninterrupted power if they don't already have them in place
Who installs the solar panels? Who builds them? Who maintains them? And wouldn't have those factories already have done that if it was at all feasible? Shit, wouldn't entire countries have done that?
>you need way less infrastructure to keep crypto going than you do to keep a global monetary system going
take your pills. in the type of scenario we are talking about, the average person will have no reliable access to running water or food, much less electricity. The funny little story you keep telling yourself about factories somehow becoming small, self contained nation states is pure delusion, because they will be burnt out husks with no wiring or any valuable electronic parts waaaay before we arrive at the total societal collapse level. You cannot be telling me that you honestly believe that it's easier to use fucking crypto than a piece of paper with a number written on it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:58:13 No.17666740 >>17666687 It’s always an eternal circle.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:58:13 No.17666741 File: 65 KB, 1200x800, ive seen things.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:58:15 No.17666742 >>17666668 why? switch is manufactured in chinkland

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:58:16 No.17666743 >>17666699 >those digits

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:58:26 No.17666745 >>17666656 >>17666656 >Biden is Jeb Bush damn, this tweet aged really poorly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:58:35 No.17666749 File: 66 KB, 1198x401, 1500791342536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666653 >>17666663 Cope

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:58:37 No.17666750 Last three digits (xyz) = DOW at closure (-x.yz%)

>>	Bible bro Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:58:56 No.17666762 File: 100 KB, 1440x2960, Screenshot_20200309-125744.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666585 I had half a dozen of these fuckers since last june, but I had the wrong month for expiration

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:58:57 No.17666763 wow it's dipping again. i don't even understand anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:59:11 No.17666766 >>17666749 I'd rather become a jew than a retard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:59:16 No.17666770 >>17666732 as long as PSX, CVX, PH and JPM keep increasing their dividend, I can't lose

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:59:22 No.17666772 Newfriend here, want to buy while things are down. Fidelity or TD Ameritrade?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:59:33 No.17666774 File: 235 KB, 750x1000, face feels numb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Watching 1 min candelas is making my stummy hurt, I remember now why I stopped daytrading >>17666645 nuuuuuu miss yotsuber ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:59:36 No.17666776 File: 313 KB, 1600x1066, 1580006678868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666666 INCLUDE ME ON SCREEN CAP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:59:47 No.17666779 >>17666687 Well interests rates can go only so low before they become unsustainable, so probably the former BUT I've seen some anons say that a hyper deflation could also happen but I am not too savvy on that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 12:59:57 No.17666782 >>17666750 >>17666750 >-7.50 yawn watch this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:00:10 No.17666783 >>17666742 once the coronavirus shit stops and they announce splatoon 3 I'm going to make a lot of money

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:00:11 No.17666785 >>17666421 Niggers read my fucking post. If the Fed does not pump markets they are painting themselves into a corner where their only escape is another straight bail-out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:00:12 No.17666786 File: 34 KB, 956x708, Screenshot_20200309-175753~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666405 The US isn't even testing people, most countries are trying to ignore it. Next week shit will go down.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:00:18 No.17666788 >>17666763 DipBuyerExtraordinaire is at it again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:00:26 No.17666792 >>17666611 massive government spending and debt monetization until they go positive

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:00:34 No.17666795 >>17666740 Ah, so I was always in hell. Good to know. Thanks again anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:00:48 No.17666799 >>17666331 you are a fucking moron

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:01:13 No.17666803 File: 273 KB, 686x526, 1580000268019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I keep holding my $KL call for 35? Expires in July, I'm up 10 percent still. Kind of thinking maybe I should exit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:01:15 No.17666805 >>17666763 Everyone’s fucking panicking, and the big cats are ready for the show to start. This is gonna be bloodier then 1925

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:01:38 No.17666815 File: 1.85 MB, 1507x1332, ImYotsuba.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666774 it's a happy day for me, my image is the OP post of our first 2020 sticky ~ !! and cheap stocks too :D

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:01:51 No.17666822 >>17666792 How the fuck do you make monetize debt?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:02:06 No.17666827 File: 32 KB, 436x213, me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't like this fucking trendline. It's gonna go back down right guys? I should hold off on selling my shorts r-right?!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:02:17 No.17666832 >>17666721 >>17666680 germany has this people pay money to the government to lend money to the government i dont understand why anyone would do this, but they do id rather buy silver or hoard magical coloured government fabric

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:02:17 No.17666833 >>17666779 Has there ever been a case for what hyper deflation would look like?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:02:29 No.17666836 File: 25 KB, 655x522, 1583745124869.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666805 >1925 I think you mean 1929

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:02:34 No.17666839 >>17666331 what the fuck is a unit of measure retard

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:02:41 No.17666842 [DELETED]

>>17666783
>once the coronavirus shit stops
dont hold your breath amigo
the reason its totally everywhere and completely uncontained is because
>1) we have no immunity and no vaccine
>2) no one, best korea and singapore aside, put quarantine in place in time
and most importantly
>3) weve literally never seen a virus that can spread this slowly and stealthily in all of recorded medical history

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:02:42 No.17666841 >>17666795 UROBOROS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:02:46 No.17666843 You just know things are very wrong when /biz/ and /pol/ are having stickies about the same event. >>17666763 Told you. Not touching this market except for scaling in at today's close.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:02:54 No.17666846 >all the people going 100% stocks because of muh growth now shitting the bed >60% stocks 40% bonds Chads will weather the storm just fine

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:02:54 No.17666847 [DELETED]

I have $50k in gold & silver, but mostly silver

I got burned hard by the 2011 silver bubble, so I've since resolved to not buy into shit I don't know about, like stocks

I know that silver isn't going anywhere right now, but I suppose that monetary inflation might set things off a few months down the track

Give it to me straight lads, am I gonna make it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:02:56 No.17666849 File: 35 KB, 776x469, 1583420199756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >crawling in my skin

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:02:59 No.17666850 >Be me >Work at hotel >Young men come in >Ask to pay in worthless shit coins >Third person to ask today >Laugh at them Living in SF aint easy. And what even is a "Dolar"?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:02:59 No.17666851 >>17666827 nosedive at 2 PM

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:03:09 No.17666856 >>17666673 Can’t zog the bog

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:03:10 No.17666854 >>17666815 >OP post More like post-OP amirite

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:03:11 No.17666858 >>17666827 It fucking better

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:03:11 No.17666860 >>17666786 Lad this crash isn't about the goddamn beer-rus. It is caused by fucking Saudi scum dumping oil prices causing them to drop by 31% on opening

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:03:35 No.17666871 File: 448 KB, 588x391, 1545854568754.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >stock market about to collapse >only 1000 replies /biz/ is dead

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:03:42 No.17666873 >>17666398 I am both, I considered it, and decided to instead say BUY SNSS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:03:46 No.17666875 So who's buying oil today or waiting a day or two to see what happens? Also I am wondering if I should consider buying one company or an oil ETF since I can't make up my mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:03:46 No.17666876 >-6% >-6% >-6% WOOOHOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:03:48 No.17666877 File: 30 KB, 311x362, 1580683501830.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:04:04 No.17666880 File: 543 KB, 611x681, xyzronx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my Dogs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:04:15 No.17666884 File: 508 KB, 512x512, 1579582776673.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666776 smile for me bae

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:04:15 No.17666886 >>17666219 Short DIS and SIX once volatility fucks off

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:04:17 No.17666887 [DELETED]

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SCHIFF PITCHFORK PREDICTED THE PRICE PERFECTLY!

>SCHIFF PITCHFORK PREDICTED THE PRICE PERFECTLY!

SCHIFF PITCHFORK PREDICTED THE PRICE PERFECTLY!

>SCHIFF PITCHFORK PREDICTED THE PRICE PERFECTLY!

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:04:30 No.17666895 >>17666815 I'm unironical not doing too bad, and 2/3 levvied daytrades have gone well ^_^ This gives me such memory of scalp trading with reluctant Jan-Mar 2019, especially since we're at the SAME PRICES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:04:30 No.17666896 File: 896 KB, 332x516, 1582680144236.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666708

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:04:32 No.17666897 File: 304 KB, 376x426, 154027454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666877 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:04:34 No.17666898 >>17666786 Oh, my rotten, disgusting old hag...

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:04:48 No.17666901 [DELETED]

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>>17666799
>>17666839
it may be a unit of measure but they don't actually keep oil in actual fucking barrels dumb fuck

you must be too young to remember keystone pipeline lol

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:04:51 No.17666902 >>17666875 I went in on that dip this morning, but i probably fucked up. could have taken 20% but got greedy and now i'm down 10%

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:04:56 No.17666906 [DELETED]

>>17665629
>
>I don't doubt it will go to shit, what I'm saying is that you need way less infrastructure to keep crypto going than you do to keep a global monetary system going. I am not saying "Crypto is gonna 10x", far from it. But there will be a usable crypto currency if you keep in mind the resources that will remain
A chain of code that need computer to run is easier to maintain than some pieces of paper?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:05:17 No.17666915 >>17666833 Spending would grind to a halt, business revenue would plummet, businesses would be unable to cover their debts, mass bankruptcies and lay offs resulting in even less spending?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:05:39 No.17666922 >>17666847 >shiny stones You will not make it but you won't get your shit wrecked either.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:05:42 No.17666924 sooooo, EoD pump today?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:05:46 No.17666925 OH NO NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:05:56 No.17666930 [DELETED]

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>>17666875
buying XOP or something like that is the "safest" compared to trading the commodity or individual companies
that's just relative safety though, not absolute

>>17666880
dog days are in the summer
gotta be patient

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:05:59 No.17666934 algos always fuck the average day trader, you can't win with algos. invest long term and you'll keep market pace, which is the best us basement dwellers can ask for

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:05:59 No.17666935 File: 36 KB, 500x344, 825623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666241

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:06:03 No.17666936 File: 43 KB, 640x480, 1334430A-5995-4251-85DE-2E5AE60DC3E6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666836 >Anons, what are you doing on /biz/? Nothing to happening. Now get back to your wagie cagie.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:06:07 No.17666938 File: 16 KB, 343x325, 1523026737661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stop eet, when I zaid pump zee crude i meant stop pumping and drive up the price you fucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:06:07 No.17666941 I will buy an ITM spy call I guess I can't think of any other way to hold my put gains, hoping if I buy enough time if this blows over tomorrow theta won't reck me

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:06:38 No.17666949 >>17666741 /thread

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:06:44 No.17666950 >back to -6% bros?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:06:49 No.17666952 >-6.5% -6.5% >-6.5% -6.5% >-6.5% -6.5% >-6.5% -6.5%

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:06:50 No.17666953 [DELETED]

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>have $30k in a savings account
>stock market crash over a meme panic
>fundamentals of the economy are still strong
>rebound soon

I'm thinking of dumping it into the Dow, but are there better places to put it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:07:00 No.17666958 File: 44 KB, 640x610, DhS7cKjU0AEgbj6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >3hrs >hasnt moved

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:07:03 No.17666961 File: 85 KB, 750x933, 1539848982655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Own hudbay minerals stock >18 thousand dollars of my money >It is now 1.90, down from my cost basis of 3.65 I sure hope everything turns out okay

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:07:04 No.17666960 >>17666895 last night she said she was gonna go long on open, I wonder how that worked out

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:07:04 No.17666962 >>17666901 I fucking know how oil is transported and stored you incorrigible tripfaggot

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:07:20 No.17666970 File: 73 KB, 300x268, bear-300x268.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GO GO GO! CRASH CRASH CRASH!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:07:24 No.17666975 >>17666705 /pol/ has been doing valuable work on the biology and epidemiology side of things.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:07:30 No.17666979 >>17666850 I think it's like the american peso. It's backed against McDonalds burgers or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:07:45 No.17666982 Here it comes

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:07:45 No.17666983 [DELETED]

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>>17666692

Oh I will but not artistically like I have been for the last month. It's fun and a time killer but I need to focus on learning the fundamentals before I start investing serious money.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:07:54 No.17666984 >>17666871 >What is a sticky

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:08:05 No.17666988 File: 841 KB, 858x982, Bullcuck dabbed on.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >buy gold >it keeps getting dumped by dying companies AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST LET IT RISE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:08:05 No.17666989 >>17666953 RDSA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:08:10 No.17666992 >>17666901 yeah no shit for a sec I thought you were onto something about measuring in tankers but no I guess you are retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:08:11 No.17666993 File: 3 KB, 684x55, 3255.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >people still think this will stop anytime soon Lol

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:08:11 No.17666994 >>17666925 Only zoomermind might think that fall should be just like oil in 30% or more in a moment. Going red for a month will be fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:08:12 No.17666995 >>17666915 So, same outcome as hyperinflation then? Interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:08:23 No.17666996 Closing under 24 confirmed.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:08:23 No.17666997 >>17666962 ok calm down you sperg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:08:24 No.17666998 >>17666953 >Fundamentals of the economy are still strong Lol

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:08:46 No.17667006 >>17666827 people are covering

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:08:55 No.17667011 Government is so incompetent. Nobody is taking decisive action, anywhere. China. Australia. Japan. Here. Twiddling their thumbs instead of inspiring confidence.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:09:03 No.17667017 >>17666953 Timing the market is such a newfag mistake. Just wait until thw volatility dies down and go ham on the cheapies once the market starts rising again.

>>	bible bro Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:09:11 No.17667021 File: 259 KB, 500x457, mfw rkg capitulate bull really was bearish indicators.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666960 why do people always forget?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:09:16 No.17667022 How will silver do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:09:16 No.17667023 >>17666585 is it too late?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:09:19 No.17667026 >>17661529 >https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/ lol a hentai link made it into the sticky.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:09:24 No.17667027 >>17666975 True. Everything they archived and speculated so far came true ahead of what's reported in the media.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:09:41 No.17667028 >>17666871 >>17666984 Kek, the newfag detector never gets old even if you point it out lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:09:43 No.17667031 >>17666887 It's called a trend line and he could have just put down a simple FIB instead and perfectly marked 0.382. The question is if he bought there or not, making charts and just spreading them out and eventually perfectly time shit is easy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:09:51 No.17667033 >>17666975 nu/pol/ has the shittiest corona general ive seen in the entire chanosphere desu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:09:53 No.17667035 File: 8 KB, 264x191, download.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666996 no way, fed fuckery too strong. And I am NOT happy about it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:10:01 No.17667036 File: 126 KB, 650x936, 45B56768-C964-449C-B2AE-B5FC4A20172A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buy TMDX >Buy TMDX Buy TMDX >Buy TMDX Buy TMDX >Buy TMDX Buy TMDX >Buy TMDX Buy TMDX >Buy TMDX Buy TMDX >Buy TMDX

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:10:03 No.17667037 >>17666993 >implying chink meme flu has any actual fundamental influence ok tinfoiltard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:10:06 No.17667038 >>17667011 the problem is that everyone seems determined to repeat China's mistakes after they fucked up

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:10:17 No.17667042 >tfw still have to do my job how do I cope?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:10:26 No.17667044 >>17666988 But anon, this is the perfect chance to buy EVEN MORE.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:10:32 No.17667048 >>17666953 Yeah, no anon. Just go ahead and buy a bunch of call options on VOO. The market will be rebounding tomorrow, so make sure to put your cash in now in order to come out on top tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:10:33 No.17667049 >>17667011 To inspire confidence a government should force all people to wear masks, that's the only way to slow it down and maybe stop it.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:10:35 No.17667051 [DELETED]

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>>17666960
Probably pretty well honestly, she's MUCH more competent than people give her credit for, especially scalping on thin volume. I would love to see her post one of these again, I liked them a lot when I was daytrading erryday

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:10:42 No.17667052 I'm starting a new militia based on the eternal science of Marxism-Leninism, who wants in?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:10:48 No.17667054 File: 2.11 MB, 320x320, tenor (2).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'M KILLING MYSELF ON WEBCAM, I'VE HAD ENOUGH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:10:51 No.17667055 File: 48 KB, 639x347, 1580328912977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post bears

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:10:59 No.17667056 Honestly just buy gold before this shit ends

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:11:00 No.17667057 File: 203 KB, 512x511, 23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666405 i really don't believe china's numbers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:11:21 No.17667065 What's everyone going to buy when we hit rock bottom, for me it's Cisco and Raytheon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:11:27 No.17667066 >>17666997 >they don't actually keep oil in actual fucking barrels dumb fuck >calm down you sperg You have the distinction of being one of the most annoying posters on /smg/. Congratulations

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:11:52 No.17667070 >>17667017 whats that even mean, boomer?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:11:54 No.17667071 >>17666975 They sure are, Nancy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:11:54 No.17667072 File: 200 KB, 672x644, B4CFDED1-F1B3-42CC-B3AA-22DC6E7D73C0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667055 Yo!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:12:16 No.17667084 File: 7 KB, 246x205, 1583760221302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667055

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:12:21 No.17667085 >>17667057 who is that? dude looks like a retard asshole

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:12:21 No.17667086 >>17667038 II WILL PRAISE CHINA AGAIN AND AGAIN T. Nigger at who

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:12:32 No.17667089 File: 1.16 MB, 1125x2304, E26A760A-B84E-42FD-ADE0-36F6D4F13DB1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JUST

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:12:41 No.17667093 >>17667065 The retard in me wants to go balls deep into F

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:12:42 No.17667094 File: 165 KB, 1074x437, Screenshot_20200309-131016_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666585 >>/biz/thread/15423819#p15424564

>>	bible bro Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:12:50 No.17667095 File: 597 KB, 1378x2382, rkg chart for 7-10-2018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667051 they wernt always good tho

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:13:01 No.17667096 >>17666953 DOW in 2/4 weeks time when we've hit rock bottom, or possibly even further.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:13:06 No.17667097 >>17667021 it wasn't the original one or fake RKG #2, it was fake #3 fake #3 is currently the official RKG, the only survivor >>17667051 if she went lev long on open it probably got stopped immediate

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:13:11 No.17667100 File: 585 KB, 500x500, rkg shock.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667021 nuuuuuuuuuuu Glad you're back biblebro, it's been a while!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:13:11 No.17667101 File: 40 KB, 516x497, 1527031184141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666953 >Two weeks ago meme space company with 5 employees & no profit to be heard of spiking by 200% in 10 days >Fundamentals are strong

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:13:22 No.17667106 before closing fed will pump like never seen before for -300 eod. crisis averted

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:13:27 No.17667109 >>17667048 Oh so you’re the boomer who told me 2 weeks ago, that the market would go up and stay up like 3000 points. SHUT THE FUCK UP BOOMER

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:13:33 No.17667110 File: 454 KB, 1142x802, stocks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] current mood

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:13:35 No.17667111 File: 48 KB, 502x432, 1472492653108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667066 and you actually think i give a fuck?? lol.. keep replying to me fucking loser >thinks they actually keep oil in barrels lmao.. kys retard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:13:38 No.17667112 File: 650 KB, 727x727, 6E10E556-39F1-4FFC-930D-AEF73CBA12C2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667036 Buy TMDX >Buy TMDX Buy TMDX >Buy TMDX Buy TMDX >Buy TMDX Buy TMDX >Buy TMDX

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:13:43 No.17667115 https://www.strawpoll.me/19508852 Vote

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:13:58 No.17667120 >>17667085 the biggest retard and asshole of us all

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:14:21 No.17667125 File: 4 KB, 84x35, Screen Shot 2020-03-09 at 11.13.04 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667089 JUST

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:14:29 No.17667129 >>17667101 Seriously, all these cruise lines dumping 50% but spce hasn't given up the goods yet

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:14:39 No.17667134 >>17667110 why are girls so cute bros

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:14:46 No.17667136 File: 59 KB, 680x680, 9d5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hard monday, see you all tomorrow! love you guys..not a platonic way

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:14:56 No.17667139 File: 545 KB, 1401x2415, rkg aug 18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667095 Damn I miss when she'd post the indecipherable ones in neon pink with multiple ichi clouds kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:15:01 No.17667143 >>17667070 Go play with your shitcoins, kid. This thread is for real investors.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:15:03 No.17667145 File: 64 KB, 993x470, 1583765747311.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BLACKROCK SHORTED THE DOLLAR. BLACKROCK SHORTED THE DOLLAR. BLACKROCK SHORTED THE DOLLAR. BLACKROCK SHORTED THE DOLLAR.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:15:07 No.17667146 Going back up bulltime

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:15:29 No.17667150 >been dollar cost averaging for 2 years >actually losing money wtf man I would have been better off stuffing my mattress

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:15:37 No.17667154 File: 92 KB, 1024x576, 205C5061-241C-44AB-A678-8E7FFBEC3395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he's not a SN(eed)SS, feed & seed >hes a chuck, fuck & suck

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:15:40 No.17667156 File: 5 KB, 225x225, 4L_pUWL4izf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667084 The bull is coming to save us bros just hold on a bit longer

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:15:40 No.17667157 File: 187 KB, 847x793, 1582837338877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667055

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:15:49 No.17667160 >>17667111 lol oil hasn't been stored in barrels for awhile

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:15:58 No.17667162 >>17667052 Based. This latest happening is redpilling a lot of us anons on the contradictions of capitalism

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:15:59 No.17667163 File: 38 KB, 500x334, 1569843826101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667112 I already have my stack I'll buy more if my organs get fucked up >>17667134 >girls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:16:01 No.17667164 File: 20 KB, 850x85, Screen Shot 2020-03-09 at 1.15.25 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sold SQQQ, it hit my stop loss. What should I do now?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:16:13 No.17667172 >>17667120 *biggest cuck

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:16:16 No.17667175 File: 82 KB, 552x450, 1449012497153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thread is moving so fast nobody will notice I am an unironic HRT tranny and have a better personal lifetime sharpe ratio than 99% of this thread.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:16:19 No.17667176 >>17667160 no shit.. that guy thinks they actually store oil in barrels lol

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:16:21 No.17667179 File: 81 KB, 702x336, 6D3BBE8C-8F9C-4CDD-82E3-E04B65A3DDD0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys... I literally lost 2 years worth of gains...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:16:35 No.17667181 File: 71 KB, 1470x730, iwishihadmoremoney.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :( If only I had $30,000 to invest.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:17:04 No.17667185 >>17667175 please stop mutilating the body you were given

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:17:06 No.17667186 >>17667175 40% suicide rate lol

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:17:08 No.17667187 [DELETED]

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Buy food, water, guns, ammo, medical supplies, toilet paper, and other essentials. Put the rest of your money into things that could be used to trade in the post-apocalyptic world without dollars. The bull is dead. This is the final form of the bear.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:17:08 No.17667189 DO I BUY OIL BROS I NEED MONEY TO CONSOOOOOOOOOOM

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:17:08 No.17667190 >>17667089 Fuck off with your lunchmoney

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:17:08 No.17667191 >>17667175 You'll also have a better lifetime suicide ratio too lmao kys tranny

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:17:40 No.17667201 >>17667175 >personal lifetime sharpe what?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:17:50 No.17667206 >>17667175 What does it feel to be an abomination?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:18:01 No.17667207 [DELETED]

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OMFG /smg/ STICKY
hahahahahah kekkkkkkkk
we in end times

>>17667095
holy HECKIES one of old chars
me still use this but UGH

way am trading now adays much much different
hardly ever look at chart anymore

and chart do look like am just bunch of volume indicators

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:18:09 No.17667209 File: 14 KB, 300x300, LOL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667175 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:18:11 No.17667211 [DELETED]

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>>17667162
>bro your economic system generates more wealth and productivity than anything else we've ever tried
>but 80 IQ people still can't figure out how to accomplish basic tasks
>and stocks go down sometimes
>Gee, what a contradiction!

I know you're baiting but still

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:18:49 No.17667222 >>17667189 BUY THE DIP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:18:49 No.17667223 >>17667189 Oil is going to keep going down.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:18:57 No.17667224 >>17667189 well.. this moron>>17667066 thinks you should buy the barrel that they use for a measurement lol

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:19:00 No.17667225 [DELETED]

>>17667162
i hate capitalism and wage slavery as much as the next person but whenever i hear anything by communists i mentally put "...and that's why we should import a billion niggers" at the end of their argument and suddenly lose all interest
communism would be a lot more popular if they'd just get rid of the anti-racism pro-immigration sentiments that were instilled in them by rich capitalists who want to import third worlders to depress wages

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:19:11 No.17667230 [DELETED]

>>17667106
Maybe not today but they will do that soon, they will wait for things to gradually calm down and for the market to find a "floor" for a few days and then just go all-out, blasting DOW over 2000 in a few hours and the forced liquidations from shorters will make the entire market pump like crazy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:19:14 No.17667231 so this is a big nothingburger right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:19:15 No.17667232 >>17667089 Imagine having about 2/10 of a Bitcoin. Truly fucking embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:19:17 No.17667234 >>17667175 take a pic with the sharpe in your pooper lad

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:19:26 No.17667236 >>17667175 kill yourself :)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:19:36 No.17667242 >>17666653 baseless AND bluepilled

bible bro Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:19:36 No.17667243 [DELETED]

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>>17667097
they all tended to be contrarian indicators, although none of the new ones have come close to original

>>17667100
too long, I'm super small spec now with barely $800 in stocks (altho only 60 days away from my BSME, with 0 debt)

>>17667139
they wernt always indecipherable, just took a little bit to realize what she was using for indicators

I still use the totally smooth penis index

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:19:45 No.17667249 >>17667175 KYS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:19:50 No.17667252 File: 50 KB, 232x254, 1491837017653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Happooners' collective faces tomorrow when the markets are green again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:19:56 No.17667253 >>17667211 You just posted cringe out of false consciousness, bro

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:20:03 No.17667256 >>17667187 So OLN calls got it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:20:07 No.17667259 >stock market is crashing and burning with no survivors >biggest happening of current year >only 1000 replies /smg/ is dead

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:20:09 No.17667261 >>17667054 do it nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:20:21 No.17667267 >>17667175 (no homo) show dick

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:20:34 No.17667269 >>17667224 If you hold a futures contract and want delivery of your crude don't they have to deliver it in barrels if you don't have a storage tank?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:20:37 No.17667270 why is it just going sideways?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:21:20 No.17667279 >>17667175 LOL @ your life fuck a Sharpe ratio nigga you're a fucking loonie playing around with your own biology because of a social dad

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:21:45 No.17667290 >>17666960 it went okay liquidity all fked up and only got in like 1/10 of long before market closed -_-; am waiting for it drop back down to open price volume VERY WONKY atm it almost creepy like watching shitcoin

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:21:49 No.17667292 >>17667175 Literal San Francisco faggot. Corona chan is coming for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:21:50 No.17667293 >>17667270 fake and gay fed pump. it'll be pumped even more by end of day, then gap down tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:21:53 No.17667295 >>17667185 >>17667186 >>17667191 >>17667201 >>17667206 >>17667209 I know you hate me for being a tranny but I will give you good advice: buy before power hour. It will likely pump hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:22:06 No.17667301 >>17667267 >assuming it still has a dick

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:22:12 No.17667302 >>17667175 how do i invest in boypussy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:22:12 No.17667303 File: 96 KB, 720x303, shapes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Total brainlet here: Can someone explain puts/shorts to me? Especially: What's the company getting out of those?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:22:17 No.17667306 File: 66 KB, 1440x1416, 1573912147990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667175 FUCKING TRANNIES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:22:21 No.17667310 File: 76 KB, 1460x141, tsp index 1min 3 9 2020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667207 I still need to read your book :o >>17667243 heheehee

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:22:33 No.17667314 >>17667269 the contract would be for 1000 barrels no? i mean if you want to waste money on 1000 different barrels instead of 1 tank.. then sure.. i'm sure they wouldn't mind.. neither would the barrel company lol

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:22:36 No.17667316 File: 306 KB, 677x685, xjxj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bollinger nation buy KRE EWJ JACK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:22:38 No.17667319 File: 90 KB, 216x251, activision.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667295 I don't care enough to hate anyone, nice proof of bait though

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:22:39 No.17667320 File: 925 KB, 1520x3046, LEARN nOW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIS IS THE CRASH OF YOUR LIFETIME THIS IS YOUR GREAT DEPRESSION NOT THE VIRUS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:22:43 No.17667323 >>17667295 based biztran

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:22:44 No.17667324 File: 408 KB, 993x1405, der ewige coomer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY IS THERE SUPPORT AT 24K? I WANT A BLOODBATH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:22:53 No.17667327 can someone tell me if stuff like degiro or trading212 is a scam? I'm considering switching to them because my local brokers charge ridiculous fees but their fees are suspiciously low and afaik you don't actually know the shares when you buy them

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:23:12 No.17667334 >>17667295 dilate

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:23:18 No.17667338 File: 105 KB, 1080x1080, 2E55E51B-D47C-4DE0-AB84-8A1D5D751FA5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who here is comfy 50% bonds 10% gold and 40% good company stocks? I just went green on the day lads

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:23:21 No.17667340 [DELETED]

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>>17666265
You should be thankful to the stock market because without the stock market, you wouldn't be able to shitpost with your iPhone today. Without the stock market, there wouldn't be innovations, no inventions, no comfort, no anything. You wouldn't have fridge that will preserve you chicken tendies for months, cars, anime, your sex toys, medicine that cures your autism, the internet, smartphones, TV, and even computers or games especially EA and CoD games. There wouldn't be electricity that keeps your chicken tendies cool and keeps your house warm during winter.

Leave this shit to adults. Nobody gives a fuck. It's a free country, be poor if you wanna be poor.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:23:39 No.17667345 File: 56 KB, 704x639, 1578187301726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >10+ replies to bait using a 6 year old image fucking retards

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:23:45 No.17667348 Took some profits on my puts, feels good. Still have some more out there.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:23:52 No.17667354 >23k today lads

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:23:56 No.17667357 File: 145 KB, 1024x683, 4ccc6d131fb5cb8c4efcbdb0782300af.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look dude obviously most oil storage is in tanks but the barrels in pic related did not cost $35 apiece

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:23:59 No.17667358 [DELETED]

>>17667269
they just dump it on your lawn
with all your neighbors watching
it's super awkward, and it will fuck with your grass forever

>>17667290
volume is starting and stopping, not constant high flow?
I'm not watching super carefully, I'm cooking some pork
describe volume

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:24:00 No.17667359 File: 382 KB, 499x516, spongeretard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667303 PLS EXPLAIN! I'M DUHM!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:24:29 No.17667362 >>17667310 omGGG me miss this little guy like you wont believe gonna have port it from tradingview to thinkorswim now that TV pay for only

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:24:32 No.17667363 >>17667310 the total smooth penis indicator was my adaptation of rkgs first script to be perfectly honest with you family

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:24:33 No.17667364 >toilet paper is essential kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:24:48 No.17667370 >>17667252 green day tomorrow

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:24:54 No.17667373 >>17667338 the tits and ass on this girl...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:25:04 No.17667376 File: 79 KB, 640x657, 1298364003260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, at least we get to have another DOW 25000 party.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:25:22 No.17667381 The feds will not let this go below 24k no way.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:25:28 No.17667385 >>17666265 Fuck off commie rat.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:25:29 No.17667387 >>17667150 what did you invest in

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:25:31 No.17667388 [DELETED]

I don't think the market is going to crash. Banks aren't exposed enough to oil to warrant it. COVID-19 isn't enough of a problem to warrant it. Yes, COVID-19 will kill old people. Yes, COVID-19 will overwhelm hospitals. But it's not going to kill the consumer base or incapacitate them for more than 2 weeks per person.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:25:43 No.17667392 Will they stop trading again at -7%? Dow is closing in on that..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:25:51 No.17667393 >>17667303 short is when you dont make it onto the green when youre supposed to put is what you do once you make it onto the green until you finish the hole

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:26:04 No.17667398 It's crazy. Someone posted some pills and talked about how they are wanting to be a woman, and then almost everyone in here started screaming like monkeys in a fuckin cage throwing shit around everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:26:07 No.17667402 File: 156 KB, 884x1200, 1560861625196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Toilet paper? No thanks bro, I just use my hand

>>	Bible bro Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:26:15 No.17667408 File: 155 KB, 1440x2960, Screenshot_20200309-132515.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't even know how I'm green, none of my shorts went thru this morning, and most of my shit is still red

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:26:17 No.17667409 File: 128 KB, 800x523, laughing pajeetas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667345 >not spamming a cyclical sticky with little to no moderation LAMO gayer than the tranny desu

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:26:21 No.17667412 File: 72 KB, 615x615, 1536899771314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667357 lmao.. you are so fucking lame fucking kys or just stop replying to me.. you are retardation is going to kill someone

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:26:30 No.17667415 >>17667359 Shorts is selling stocks you don't own. I don't know what puts are.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:26:36 No.17667419 Who's ready to watch the dow pump 900 points from now until close.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:26:36 No.17667420 >>17667392 no, it only happens the first time, next is at 13%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:26:48 No.17667428 File: 70 KB, 261x230, 1568856681027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667033 >>17667071 Yeah, well, I've made money on /pol/'s and the /pol/ diaspora's predictions so Gob bless

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:27:25 No.17667440 File: 182 KB, 1520x1134, 1561826182278.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666265 go back to /leftypol/ brainlet

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:27:30 No.17667442 >>17667303 The company doesn't get anything. It's just a bet that the price of the stock will go up or down, but with more leverage than buying individual stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:27:46 No.17667448 File: 8 KB, 245x206, Fren zone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667428 ur welcom fren

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:27:48 No.17667450 >>17665296 Wtf you talking about? it's arabs and russians measuring their dicks. Prices will be back by the end of the month.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:27:53 No.17667451 >>17667316 KRE looks so unbelievably frightening :< >>17667362 please do, I largely use ToS now and don't know thinkscript >>17667363 I kno silly

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:28:11 No.17667454 >>17664766 And who gave them the billions? Trump or Obummer?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:28:16 No.17667456 >>17667065 probably more AVGO,MCD,V,JPM,JNJ and NEE.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:28:24 No.17667459 >>17667419 >>17667412 Leave this site

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:28:27 No.17667461 how fucked would you be right now if you were a Venezuelan communist dictator?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:28:38 No.17667465 can someone tell me if stuff like degiro or trading212 is a scam? I'm considering switching to them because my local brokers charge ridiculous fees but their fees are suspiciously low and afaik you don't actually know the shares when you buy them

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:28:57 No.17667475 >>17667412 The same to you, friend

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:29:01 No.17667476 which banks have the most oil exposure?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:29:20 No.17667484 >>17667164 Pls respond. Tranny freak stole my (you)s

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:29:22 No.17667485 mother fkers i was 100k Up these fkers circuit breaker denied my FKING options

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:29:34 No.17667486 IV on SPY options absolutely evaporating

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:29:42 No.17667488 >>17667465 >you don't actually know the shares when you buy them what do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:29:52 No.17667492 3:25 It'll happen at 3:25

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:30:05 No.17667499 >>17664584 True

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:30:06 No.17667501 File: 44 KB, 640x480, 1539720364174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666953 >fundamentals of the economy are still strong

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:30:06 No.17667502 File: 173 KB, 1024x906, 1538360235398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667459 maybe you should go invest in oil barrels with this guy>>17667475 lol fucking retards

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:30:09 No.17667504 [DELETED]

DOWN WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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gents, waiting for this to swing the other way means you're going to miss serious gains. better to lose (unrealized) some money in the short term to make big gains in the long term. DCA all DAY and remember to do the DEW

Dividends
Every
Week

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:30:27 No.17667508 File: 213 KB, 334x366, x61.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667451 Also the CAC, also the IBEX Actually, just buy every country

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:30:27 No.17667509 He sold? Yes sir, everyone sold. People with more equity have sold. Wat

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:30:29 No.17667511 >>17667465 Using degiro. No calls/puts, life is sad. Only stocks, ETFs, obligations. $0,50 for every order placed on NASDAQ/NYSE.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:30:33 No.17667513 >>17667492 What will? And why then?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:30:35 No.17667515 $XOP is a goddamn moneysink. Damn Obama to hell for trying this shale nonsense

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:30:44 No.17667522 >>17667443 unfortunately we aren't that pink we're like 15% pink right now not enough panic >>17667461 not as fucked as the Venezuelans who aren't communist dictators

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:30:52 No.17667524 >>17667492 What will

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:31:07 No.17667531 [DELETED]

>>17667428
broken clock et al
just dont make a habit out of it
those niggers are jumpy and generally have no skin in the game (as well as being mostly underageb&). they call all kinds of bullshit, and its easily one of the most bot-infested, astroturfed corners of this whole bot-infested, astroturfed site

sure theres some decently intelligent folks on there in the mix
but imo slower boards will always excel at muh srs disgussion

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:31:16 No.17667539 >>17667454 no one gave them any money, it was borrowed and paid back with interest. Banks did what home borrowers couldnt: pay their loans

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:31:19 No.17667541 So we getting a green candle tomorrow or is the Fed planning to let it slide another 6% or so?

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:31:31 No.17667550 FUCK TSLA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:31:33 No.17667552 >>17664599 No way. Way to dangerous

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:31:54 No.17667560 [DELETED]

>>17667488
you don't have the actual rights that come from owning shares, degiro buys the shares for themselves and pretends they're yours afaik
>>17667511
I'm fine with no calls or puts, but I'm afraid of losing all my money when they go bankrupt and I have quite a lot to invest

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:31:56 No.17667562 Toilet paper fags never heard about a bidet lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:31:57 No.17667561 >>17667465 Am on degiro, pretty good, no real shortcomings if you're not into the advanced types of trading.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:32:00 No.17667566 >>17667175 Who makes the drugs you use?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:32:02 No.17667568 >>17667388 If cash strapped shale companies start going under, they'll start to default on their loans. That's not good for banks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:32:03 No.17667569 File: 267 KB, 512x724, 1566584725044.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667508 when did you turn from your America first ways to this globalist sentiment

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:32:12 No.17667576 serious question why should bonds go up EVER?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:32:13 No.17667577 >>17667359 ayyy lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:32:31 No.17667588 >>17667550 why?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:32:34 No.17667590 What will be the fate of Arctic Drilling in the midst of this Oil Price War?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:32:35 No.17667591 >>17661529 They said Corona was a fluke and the markets should have recovered by now. What happened there big boy? Did you catch the kn- I mean buy low a few days ago? How did that work out for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:32:36 No.17667592 OH NO NO NO NO NO. We are going back to -7%.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:32:40 No.17667593 DOWN WE GO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:32:47 No.17667596 >>17664607 Sooo True

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:33:07 No.17667605 SUB 24k BROS COME ON WE CAN DO IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:33:15 No.17667611 >>17667576 bonds themselves, or their yields?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:33:21 No.17667615 >>17667461 Their oil exports were already tanking anyway, this is just the final nail in the coffin.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:33:30 No.17667617 >>17667541 Fed won't do anything until the 17-18th. They'll just repo the whole thing until they can cut rates. Wednesday should be green on Biden tho

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:33:36 No.17667620 >>17667560 Just because degiro uses an omnibus account doesn't mean you don't legally own the shares. You absolutely do, but it might take long(er) to sort stuff out if they collapse.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:33:45 No.17667624 File: 167 KB, 640x360, 1582053202935.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] uh lads it seems to be accelerating downwards what do you all think of this development

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NOOOOOOOOO FED HELP ME OPEN YOUR BOOKS LOWER THE RATES CUT ME A CHECK BUY MY BAGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:33:48 No.17667630 File: 12 KB, 350x210, infant-crying-350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHERE IS THE BOTTOM

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:33:53 No.17667631 NO PUMP BROS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:33:57 No.17667634 >>17666666 Checked

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:33:58 No.17667635 When is the FED pump starting?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:34:02 No.17667640 File: 61 KB, 1000x800, 1523670872512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just bought some MTDR. Wish me luck, frens.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:34:17 No.17667643 File: 161 KB, 710x850, 1570430768897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >i put money in an index fund in february

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:34:22 No.17667644 File: 36 KB, 232x253, 1408243949807.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MIN-US SEVEN! MIN-US SEVEN! MIN-US SEVEN!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:34:27 No.17667645 Wall mart is up, my men why is Wall*Mart so fucking BASED?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:34:29 No.17667646 >>17667560 oh im doing cfds on t212 so idk about that. t212 is FSCS protected so if they go bust you're covered up to £85k (assuming you're uk), not sure if degiro is

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:34:37 No.17667653 >>17667620 yeah well I'd have to find someone from Bulgaria to sue when they go broke, realistically it means I won't be getting my money back

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:34:37 No.17667654 BASED TRANNIE FAGGOT BAITING /BIZ/pol

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:34:58 No.17667658 >>17664599 people are calling this the 2008 crisis. so you should buy probably next year.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:35:04 No.17667661 >>17667635 fed pump at 3:30 buy calls at 3:25, sell by 3:50, by puts by 3:55

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:35:04 No.17667662 LET THE MARKETS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE MARKETS HIT THE FLOOR

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:35:05 No.17667663 >>17667461 i have a webm demonstrating EXACTLY this, but it seems to be blocking me from posting it

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:35:10 No.17667664 File: 1.08 MB, 350x182, e81edb03cc28f473c19cb841f7b5af72c8c315d9.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667624 LINE GOES DOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:35:17 No.17667666 7 PERCENT IS HERE

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:35:22 No.17667667 Finally SPCE resumes dumping

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:35:24 No.17667671 File: 507 KB, 1070x601, 33481015d04b3974f9ed7acf616592901b13507ebdabf48ee1d6d09d63acc2c4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOOOOO STOOOOP NO MORE BLOOD

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:35:33 No.17667674 File: 17 KB, 400x400, 1582837550479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:35:37 No.17667677 >>17667663 where do you fags watch the stock markets

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:35:39 No.17667680 [DELETED]

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>>17667576
yields go up if the fed rate goes up (if they want to lower inflation)
yields go up if people don't want to buy bonds as much in comparison to other asset classes (stocks, real estate...)

if yields go up, the value of existing bonds goes down, and vice-versa

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:35:44 No.17667681 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:35:50 No.17667684 WHERE IS THE PPT? >WHERE IS THE PPT? WHERE IS THE PPT? >WHERE IS THE PPT? WHERE IS THE PPT? >WHERE IS THE PPT? WHERE IS THE PPT? >WHERE IS THE PPT?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:35:53 No.17667685 File: 37 KB, 422x250, iqlow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] am i learning??? am i LEARNING????

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:36:00 No.17667690 >>17667643 Even without Corona people were saying not to do that. Wtf were you thinking retard? Just buy ATH guys they go up forever, not a pyramid scheme I swear.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:36:03 No.17667691 >>17667677 trading view

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:36:05 No.17667692 >>17667611 bonds themselves, the yield depends on how cheap credit is generelly you lend money to the gov and ther give you a flat return rate for some years right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:36:06 No.17667693 TO THE SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER GO GO GO GO GO GO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:36:12 No.17667694 >>17667646 I'm not from UK so I'm likely not protected by FSCS, that's why I'm kinda suspicious of them

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:36:17 No.17667697 File: 259 KB, 750x566, fuck media.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't listen to mainstream media panic and buy the dip.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:36:23 No.17667701 File: 85 KB, 968x681, ceausecu-execution.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667461 Ask these two

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:36:33 No.17667709 >>17667677 on my other screen whaddya mean?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:36:35 No.17667710 [DELETED]

>>17667109
Nice. I just visited today for the first time in years, but yeah bro just go ahead and catch the knife. Call options will allow you to maximize your losses. I think Robinhood will allow you to margin trade for $5.00. Maybe buy some VOOG calls on margin.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:36:39 No.17667712 >>17667539 >government borrows from bank A, gives it to bank B >government borrows same money from bank B, gives it to bank A >both get rich to shit off interest from the government yeah fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:36:41 No.17667714 >>17667677 marketwatch and finviz

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:36:47 No.17667716 Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYjTRIDkD_c

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:36:49 No.17667717 File: 29 KB, 450x450, 1563453445554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17664671 >>17664926 Him not knowing this was the final dip before Trump instituted Gold again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:36:49 No.17667719 File: 567 KB, 966x4200, 1583514684207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GUYS WHAT IF FED IS PUMPING BUT IT'S JUST NOT ENOUGH

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:36:51 No.17667721 [DELETED]

>>17667653
If they go broke (which is very unlikely, esp. considering their recent acquisiton by flatex), they will be bought by a competitor and your account will be transferred. Your money is actually safer than in a typical broker, because it's invested in a low-risk diversified market fund.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:36:54 No.17667723 The golden bear has arrived Stocks only go down

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:37:04 No.17667725 >>17667505 but desu, i think we will go for another 20-30% before we reach rock bottom. we here in europa are not escalating enough and the americatards didnt even start yet. peek fear/chaos will need some more weeks to come so why buy now?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:37:05 No.17667726 >>17667645 DLTR too. When everyone's life savings are gone, all anyone can afford is cheap garbage :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:37:09 No.17667730 They wouldn't turn on the circuit breaker just to have the motherfucker fall back to -2000 would they?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:37:23 No.17667734 We 2008 now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:37:29 No.17667738 File: 12 KB, 166x147, 1300302779066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MIN-US THIR-TEEN! MIN-US THIR-TEEN! MIN-US THIR-TEEN!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:37:34 No.17667742 Is it a good idea to enter into PILL?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:37:40 No.17667745 >>17667677 on Charles Schwab .

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:37:42 No.17667746 >>17667690 They have no sense of reason after how artificially inflated this market has gotten, it has only been beneficial to buy for the past decade

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:37:42 No.17667749 So is this shit jumping off a cliff after 2:30?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:37:52 No.17667752 [DELETED]

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23K HERE WE COME
THANK YOU CORONA-CHAN! YOU'RE MAKING OUR WISH COME TRUE!
I LOVE CORONA-CHAN!
BURN IT ALL DOWN FOR US, CORONA-CHAN!
I WANT TO HIT ROCK BOTTOM!
I WANT IT ALL TO END!
I WANT DIE DIE DEATH DIE DEATH DIE DIE IDIE DIE DIE FDIE DIE DIE DIE JUST FUCKING DIE
I WANT DEATH!
I WANT CHAOS!
YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN, CORONA-CHAN!
YOU CAN ANSWER THE PRAYERS FROM MY HEART!
YOU CAN CRASH IT, WITH NO SURVIVORS!
TAKE MY ENERGY, CORONA-CHAN!
GO ALL THE WAY!!!!!!

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:37:59 No.17667755 [DELETED]

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>>17667690
>Even without Corona people were saying not to do that
I looked around everywhere and people were saying it's a good idea, I asked on /biz/ a few times and people here unanimously said it was a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:38:07 No.17667756 ROBINHOOD ISN'T LETTING ME CANCEL MY LIMIT ORDER NOOO

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:38:09 No.17667757 [DELETED]

>>17667692
bonds go up because the ""safe"" yield they return seems more safe than the entire rest of the market, so people buy them. as this happens, yields go down, and eventually people sell bonds and put money back into the market or some other asset

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:38:19 No.17667759 >>17667175 I bought a year's worth of those exact doses from India, I don't trust the system. You should do the same. It's pricy but worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:38:21 No.17667760 Did we hit another fucking breaker? WOW

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:38:23 No.17667762 File: 109 KB, 750x875, 1568081393671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667723 his hibernation has ended

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:38:24 No.17667764 File: 61 KB, 759x551, 1516074334627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:38:24 No.17667765 >-7% -7% >-7% -7% >-7%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:38:33 No.17667767 >>17667694 ah yeah i wouldnt have signed up if not for the fscs protection (I'll likely never have £85k+ in my acc)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:38:34 No.17667768 >>17661529 So we get pinned stonk threads after one little dip but still no flags after years of street shitters everywhere? FUCK jannies Seriously

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:38:44 No.17667770 >>17667643 I put 25k in an index fund at the beginning of the year

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:39:00 No.17667773 File: 3.44 MB, 500x378, Meme Bear.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's threatening to drop below -1900 We may actually see a 2k drop today!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:39:01 No.17667774 File: 28 KB, 720x436, 1579478043363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >happooners screaming again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:39:09 No.17667777 File: 813 KB, 872x890, 1552258840758.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667752 >23K HERE WE COME Cheapies time!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:39:16 No.17667779 File: 169 KB, 646x700, 1533294679554.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p6OH7FoWoQ

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:39:27 No.17667784 All this pink and the worst is yet to come.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:39:32 No.17667787 >IT'S ACTUALLY ALMOST BELOW 24,000 ONCE MORE AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:39:51 No.17667793 >>17667721 >If they go broke they will be bought by a competitor and your account will be transferred how do you know that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:39:52 No.17667794 >>17667777 QUADS CONFIRM

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:40:01 No.17667797 What are the TV analysts saying?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:40:02 No.17667799 >>17667511 Burh, just open an trader acc. u can gambel on things like OEND.FAKTORZ 19(19/unl)20Short DE000VE47DM3

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:40:05 No.17667800 [DELETED]

My 3/20 AAPL 285 call is being pretty based right now, I can't sell on Robinhood so I decided to just hedge so now SPY can crash harder and make me slight profits but seems to be covering the loss in AAPL so far

fingers crossed I needed to survive RH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:40:07 No.17667801 File: 70 KB, 435x295, vxvi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667569 12 hours ago see, the bollinger is like torsion siege engine called the scorpio

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:40:11 No.17667804 >>17667755 if market goes up bears are silent to not be ridiculed if market goes down bulls are silent to not be ridiculed

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:40:26 No.17667806 >>17667755 >I asked biz hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I went 400% up in a few weeks by buying crypto biz said to avoid. Enjoy bankruptcy stock boomer.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:40:27 No.17667807 I wouldn't trust any of you people with money.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:40:28 No.17667808 File: 197 KB, 1242x1294, 786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YES! I'M GONNA PROOOOOOFIT!! I'M GONNA PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:40:35 No.17667810 File: 2.04 MB, 2040x1516, bear.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667752 Nigga, I want SPY at 230. I want cheap blue chips. Do your job, Bobo. Make it BURN.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:40:56 No.17667818 File: 85 KB, 888x810, Screen Shot 2020-03-09 at 10.40.02 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >He didn't listen to me two weeks ago about being 50% bonds You could have avoided this anons

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:01 No.17667820 File: 463 KB, 409x230, 1441821731788.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bouncing at 24

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:02 No.17667821 >>17667777 >>17667799 >>17667800 magic digits

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:16 No.17667826 File: 84 KB, 720x526, Screenshot_20200201-135228-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666140 PANIC you can smell it too?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:16 No.17667827 File: 787 KB, 200x200, 1579000064347.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667752 kiss kiss and much love corona chan. Burn it all to the fucking ground

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:21 No.17667828 >>17667770 JUST. how much are you down?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:21 No.17667830 >>17667797 >E-EVERYTHING'S FINE, THIS SHOULD HAVE NO IMPACT ON YOUR PORTFOLIO!!! >WE'RE ONE MARKET DEVIATION AWAY FROM RECORD HIGHS!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:32 No.17667832 >>17667719 HEY GUYS!!! The Fed already HAS been pumping money into the markets. It happened last week, the market rose sharply for a short stint, and then it began taking a nosedive again. The government cannot stop it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:38 No.17667835 >>17664773 You dodged a cannon ball, wait 1-2 years and see. The crash is upon us ;)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:39 No.17667836 >>17661529 What is happening bros? What does it mean for an eastern European net with no savings? Am I dead?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:40 No.17667837 File: 1.30 MB, 2200x3301, annoyed taytay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >24,045 man (((someone))) really does not want it to drop below 24k

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:41 No.17667838 >shorts stocks for a couple 1000's $$$ crashes economy for another 10 years. very nice biz

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:45 No.17667840 File: 57 KB, 858x536, external-content.duckduckgo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667762 the bull charges the bear sits the wolf.... FEASTS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:46 No.17667841 >>17667643 >in february Sorry if you put it in early january I would have said unlucky, but if you got as far as february and didn't see this coming you're fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:47 No.17667842 SUB 24000 HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:48 No.17667843 >>17667810 where i want to go you are better off investing in nonperishable food and small arms

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:48 No.17667845 >>17667797 Cramer is probably telling people to buy again.

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:41:59 No.17667850 >>17667818 Yeah but I'm not a boomer

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:42:01 No.17667851 File: 12 KB, 126x121, 1373774638832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DOW 24000! Hoooray!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:42:03 No.17667852 >>17667820 >23982 >STILL dropping there is no floor bull boy buckle up

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:42:20 No.17667854 Congrats on this. Seriously.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:42:20 No.17667855 https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html CNBC reporter just said she'd suck a dick if the DOW hits -10%

>>	The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:42:45 No.17667861 File: 10 KB, 152x225, 1582151047804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666666

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:42:46 No.17667863 >>17667787 the market will emergency close today uh oh! the market will emergency close today uh oh! the market will emergency close today uh oh! the market will emergency close today uh oh! the market will emergency close today uh oh! :)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:42:46 No.17667865 >>17661529 >>17661529 Holy FUCK hyped to buy the dip boys Were all gonna make it bros

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:42:55 No.17667869 >23999 23999 >23999 23999 >23999 23999 >23999 23999 >23999 23999 >23999 >23999 23999 >23999 23999 >23999 23999

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:42:56 No.17667871 the largest percentage drop in history was −7.87%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:43:00 No.17667873 ITS DROPPING AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:43:09 No.17667877 >>17667850 I am 26 and still have my money lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:43:09 No.17667878 File: 239 KB, 512x512, 1582748753290.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALL SUPPORT IS BROKEN, THE END IS NIGH! REPENT NOW BULLS, OR FOREVER BURN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:43:15 No.17667880 >>17666666 Fuck off Satan you god damned nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:43:18 No.17667881 >>17667855 quote what she said

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Anybody buying oil companies today? It looks like a lot of them took hits because of the oil price drop, but I think some of them are also getting triple hit by oil price drop, coronavirus, and general panic selling from funds. Could be a buy opportunity.

I'm going to do some research this afternoon and put in buy orders for tomorrow's market open.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:43:26 No.17667885 File: 5 KB, 175x163, 1553495345586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >23999 >23999

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:43:27 No.17667887 File: 402 KB, 2256x660, nXDGZWm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HEADING BACK DOWN BOYS NO MORE CIRCUIT BREAKERS UNTIL -13%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:44:00 No.17667894 File: 653 KB, 500x500, 1582924538838.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666242 Holy fuck im rolling laughing.

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:44:09 No.17667898 File: 144 KB, 1628x503, 1583775736960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who /rich/ here?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:44:14 No.17667899 >>17667818 >8% returns oh no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahaha you can make that with Buttcoin in a week if you don't panic sell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:44:16 No.17667900 >>17667881 "I will suck a dick if the DOW hits minus ten percent"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:44:19 No.17667901 >>17667887 AND THAT IS IF IT HITS IT BEFORE 3:25 PM AFTER THAT THERE ARE NO STOPS UNLESS IT REACHES 20%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:44:19 No.17667902 File: 46 KB, 647x148, ebin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:44:25 No.17667903 >>17667887 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:44:26 No.17667906 File: 192 KB, 1508x998, ESrhnoEVAAE2KKV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] daily reminder

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:44:27 No.17667905 >>17667801 which BB strat levels are triggered for the American companies though? Surely it's better to buy some deep blue chippies instead of gambling on the Japanese or Koreans?

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:44:33 No.17667910 File: 76 KB, 788x619, lmao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667885 you're behind the times gramps

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:44:45 No.17667913 23 MOTHERFUCKING K

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:44:58 No.17667918 >>17667882 Exxon dividend yields are high as shit. Could be a good investment opportunity if their domestic market share stays high

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:44:58 No.17667919 I'VE GOT $3K CASH WHAT DO I BUY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:45:02 No.17667924 >DEAD CAT DEAD CAT >DEAD CAT DEAD CAT >DEAD CAT DEAD CAT

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:45:05 No.17667926 >>17667871 Nice, let's see if we can beat that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:45:18 No.17667933 File: 64 KB, 422x602, 1582292717198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667887 GO, CORONA-CHAN GO! 13%! YOU CAN DO IT!!!! GO ALL THE WAY FOR US!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:45:21 No.17667936 File: 216 KB, 500x484, I never got raped.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667855 Only one?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:45:24 No.17667938 >>17667900 no fucking way she said that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:45:36 No.17667943 File: 120 KB, 607x503, 1583767553171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:45:41 No.17667945 File: 630 KB, 1440x2960, Screenshot_20200309-134419_thinkorswim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >10 consecutive red 3 minute candles with increasing volume Rev up those Puts guys, we making a new LOD soon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:45:42 No.17667946 File: 42 KB, 600x600, 1577184038107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667887 >mfw we hover at 12% till 3:25 then the market goes into freefall and the last circut breaker won't activate

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:45:44 No.17667947 JEROMEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:45:45 No.17667948 >>17667919 SPXU

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:45:47 No.17667949 >>17667871 Wait really We are getting close...

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:45:56 No.17667952 [DELETED]

>>17667531
I have always maintained that /pol/ is a sea of piss with truth mixed in. It has utility in so far as those with a good eye can discern the truth from the piss, which I believe I and many other anons have done in the case of the nCoV story. If within the next two weeks, Seattle's numbers (and, likely, travel restrictions) are not as bad or worse than Lombardy's are right now, I will admit my error.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:46:00 No.17667953 File: 48 KB, 358x231, 1583508729115.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667898 ha ha, tell me about it brother. i made 70 bucks today. think of all the video game i can buy with such bunce

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:46:03 No.17667955 >>17667899 8% in a quarter when the entire market is down 16%+ Yea I am not going to listen to you haha

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:46:04 No.17667956 >>17667887 There's no way we will come close to -13%. Let alone -20%. Willing to bet some useless cryptos on that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:46:07 No.17667957 >>17667919 bullets, canned beans and toilet paper

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:46:08 No.17667958 >>17667926 actually no it's 22% my bad

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:46:09 No.17667961 File: 358 KB, 1692x1167, 1547250791239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go ahead Bobo. I'm 90% cash.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:46:14 No.17667963 >>17667906 quick rundown for a complete brainlet?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:46:23 No.17667965 File: 2.98 MB, 670x360, broken arrow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 24K SUPPORT HAS BEEN BROKEN I SAY AGAIN, 24K SUPPORT HAS BEEN BROKEN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:46:35 No.17667970 Afternoon selloff looks to be gearing up. The 'rally' this morning was on piss thin volumes. >>17667882 I may do some picking but tomorrow is too early man.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:46:36 No.17667973 File: 169 KB, 400x416, BAEF596F-EA7A-48FD-B5A1-9C77D0CB095D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:46:42 No.17667975 File: 76 KB, 646x234, EBIN FUTURES.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >EURO FUTURES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:46:43 No.17667977 >>17667919 Gold or absolutely nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:46:47 No.17667978 >>17667956 cope

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:46:50 No.17667981 Thirty Percent Declines >Precipitous declines reaching 30 percent of the DJIA, a level that has never been reached, result in a shutdown for the entire trading day, regardless of the time the trigger point is reached.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:47:11 No.17667985 File: 71 KB, 1024x819, 1579066126346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667855 ...wut?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:47:18 No.17667992 File: 185 KB, 848x1024, 1562890791250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:47:18 No.17667995 File: 1.51 MB, 2100x1600, 1583105043948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She is going to impregnate the market today. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:47:27 No.17668000 File: 59 KB, 720x507, 1486339926186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] when are you buying back again?

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>>17667442
Who's giving you money for this then?
Who's the seller?
What the fuck?
Where is that profit coming from?
Who are you betting against?

What the hell are the logical reasons behind this short seller shit?
This makes no fucking sense! I don't get this at all and it pisses me off really bad!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:47:39 No.17668008 File: 1.45 MB, 380x304, burr wave.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NO MERCY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:47:50 No.17668011 File: 40 KB, 573x738, Mr Cum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT DO I BUY WHEN THIS SHIT STOPS CRASHING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:47:52 No.17668012 >>17667938 I would pay 30% of my portfolio to see that

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:47:52 No.17668013 >fed trying to POMP EET again to get it back to 24K or even 25K to save their jobs wew laddies, we're in a wild timeline this time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:47:55 No.17668016 File: 29 KB, 634x422, SO MUCH POWER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666666 >>17666697

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:47:56 No.17668017 Any idea who's buying? How about a country? I heard a rumour that the Chinese are buying everything, but I'm pretty sure is fake; the country has been paralyzed for a month, had to bail out the industry and no one knows what's going on in mainland

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:48:01 No.17668021 PULL YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK! PULL YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK! PULL YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK! AND SELL SELL SELL SELL! SELL SELL SELL SELL!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:48:05 No.17668022 File: 33 KB, 862x530, ride never ends.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:48:06 No.17668023 >he went all in fed pump? >dump eet

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:48:12 No.17668028 >>17667882 Not yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:48:24 No.17668035 >>17667955 400% in three weeks while you are bragging about FUCKING 8% LMAO Absolute state of boomer, if you keep going like that you'll be able to retire at 63 instead of 65 ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:48:28 No.17668037 >>17667952 that first statement is the heart of this site... was all of 4chan circa 04-06

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:48:40 No.17668043 >>17667995 GIVE THE ECONOMY THE POTENT POZZED LOAD CORONA CHAN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:48:43 No.17668044 File: 92 KB, 569x507, N2kWvv3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667887 HOLY SHIT THESE EURO FUTURES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:48:48 No.17668048 ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW THE BANKS ARE BEING SHORTED TO HELL?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:49:05 No.17668054 >>17667799 WILL YOU PAY MY 40% TAX AND DO ALL THE BUREAUCRACY? FUCK EUROPE FUCK BELGIUM FUCK JANNIES (actually no, janny is based for sticky).

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:49:12 No.17668055 did the market ever crash 7% in a single day when the head nigger was king?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:49:17 No.17668056 >>17667975 that's from today...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:49:20 No.17668057 Here comes the jewish pump

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:49:30 No.17668061 >>17668013 NOT EVEN A POOMP WILL SAVE THEM

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:49:30 No.17668062 >>17668011 >STOPS lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:49:33 No.17668064 >>17667953 based and tendies microwaved

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:49:43 No.17668068 File: 492 KB, 556x487, dick.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at those dick sucking lips. Keep selling boys.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:49:55 No.17668071 >he has cash waiting to invest in the market? >push it sideways

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:49:59 No.17668073 File: 168 KB, 1199x659, whitehousemeeting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] White house meeting scheduled (to discuss pumping measures)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:50:04 No.17668077 File: 25 KB, 240x320, 1445782540324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668044 -13.68%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:50:04 No.17668078 >>17668044 >Italy literally in the middle of an apocalyptic event christ almighty

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:50:05 No.17668079 >>17668055 it crashed 20 percent between election and him entering office

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:50:10 No.17668080 >>17667948 >>17667957 >>17667977 I'm already holding all of that. I'll stay in cash.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:50:12 No.17668082 File: 197 KB, 258x258, yyyy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667905 a lot are, still the indices are more reliable Buy XLF, KRE too, ect , Euro markets are stretched too far gonna wick

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:50:27 No.17668090 [DELETED]

>>17667388
Dude, think for 2 seconds.
>97% of US antibiotics come from China
>80% of US meds are made with components from China
>70% of US citizens are on at LEAST one prescription drug.
>China manufacturing has been shutdown since Chinese New Year

If the hospitals are overwhelmed treating Corona cases how many OTHER diseases and critical injuries are not getting treated?

Think of what that will do to citizen morale.

How many people are on insulin? Nitro? Hell, need tylenol or advil? Anti-psycotics, anti-depressents?

It's the demolition of "Just in Time" that matters, not how bad a cough is.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:50:29 No.17668091 [DELETED]

>>17668011
all the blue chip companies with good cash flow and a future
basically the ones that have been caught in the crossfire of the wuhan virus and oil war
don't buy any meme or "high growth" companies
if you buy at the bottom during a period like this you can buy safe companies and get free money

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:50:32 No.17668092 >>17668068 nice fillers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:50:32 No.17668095 >>17667975 inb4 total eurofag financial meltdown

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:50:33 No.17668093 >>17668055 DRUMPF CREATED THIS VIRUS WTF IMPEACH

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:50:35 No.17668097 [DELETED]

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>>17668035
this doesn't look like 400% dude
and I don't have time to day trade I run a business so yes, 8% with divvies doing absolutely nothing is great.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:50:35 No.17668098 >>17667957 that teepee is gonna go bad real fast unless you also buy it canned

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:50:40 No.17668099 File: 171 KB, 840x839, Pepe laugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668044 >China A50 As if anyone will believe anybody is actually buying their stocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:50:50 No.17668101 >>17667898 Nice larp

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:51:03 No.17668108 [DELETED]

>>17667963
Junk bonds are an increasingly larger part of the market. Junk bond rates are also rising in some parts vs treasuries falling. If these junk companies can't pay their debts and default, it leads to a whole new shitshow of re-ratings and bankruptcies that'll make the last month look like child's play.

tl;dr: shit companies can't afford to pay their interest loans and default once they can't beg for more money. Those defaults hurts us more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:51:09 No.17668110 >>17668057 red candle back down to 23960 already that was a valiant fed effort but they can't save this market

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:51:10 No.17668109 [DELETED]

>>17667970
>>17668028
>too early
Why? I'm only going to put a couple grand into probably 4-5 companies, going to dollar cost average over the next few weeks. Some of the stocks I was looking at are in the single digit range in price per share, I don't think it'll be that bad to drop $300 per company tomorrow, then average my way through the next week or so.

I also bought more bitcoin and put more orders on that, so this is really a buy and hold situation. I don't mind waiting a few years for these buys to pay off. You think we're going to see more huge drops over the next week? Some of these are already down like 20-50% right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:51:11 No.17668111 Feds going to pump trillions into the market. What you gonna do about it bears?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:51:14 No.17668112 [DELETED]

>>17668001
Just picture it this way

Suppose someone owns a dragon dildo that he bought for $20
Someone else finds out that they're releasing a new, better, motor powered cum lube shooting model and no one is going to buy the old ones anymore, so they should be worth less
The other person asks to borrow the dildo, sells it for $20, then rebuys it from the store at a discount next week for $15. He then gives back the first person a new dragon dildo and pockets the $5 difference. That's how you make money shorting.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:51:17 No.17668113 [DELETED]

>>17668001
he is playing against the house
the house uses algorithmic analysis to decide the price of an option
he is not investing into stocks, he doesnt invest into the real economy
he is gambling against the bank
>on average with stocks you win, with options you lose

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:51:21 No.17668114 >1,797 new cases & 97 new deaths in Italy in past day GOOD GOD IT'S FUCKING OVER

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:51:21 No.17668116 >>17668055 No, it had already nearly bottomed out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:51:23 No.17668118 >>17668071 >Crash ze dollar

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:51:28 No.17668121 THERE IS NO FLOOR THERE IS NO FLOOR THERE IS NO FLOOR

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:51:33 No.17668125 File: 23 KB, 360x342, pinkwojsad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] its over...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:51:36 No.17668127 >>17668090 PLEASE DONT INTERACT WITH THE BRAINLET NORMIES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:51:38 No.17668130 >Get paid for this shit I sold on Ebay >Can't insta transfer to Schwab for some reason and I'll miss buying some SQQQ today REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:51:42 No.17668133 >>17668011 Everything. Especially airlines, hospitality (hotels), cruise lines, and oil/gas. Just don't fucking knife catch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:52:07 No.17668141 >>17668111 COPE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:52:09 No.17668144 LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:52:26 No.17668148 [DELETED]

BUY NOVN THIS IS THE NEXT CORONA PHARMA
>BUY NOVN THIS IS THE NEXT CORONA PHARMA
BUY NOVN THIS IS THE NEXT CORONA PHARMA
>BUY NOVN THIS IS THE NEXT CORONA PHARMA
BUY NOVN THIS IS THE NEXT CORONA PHARMA
>BUY NOVN THIS IS THE NEXT CORONA PHARMA
BUY NOVN THIS IS THE NEXT CORONA PHARMA
>BUY NOVN THIS IS THE NEXT CORONA PHARMA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:52:30 No.17668149 File: 84 KB, 450x675, external-content.duckduckgo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667855 >CNBC reporter well hellllllo mlady, i too am interested in these recent stock market fluctuations

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:52:37 No.17668153 File: 151 KB, 656x960, 1583765103505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668044 >-13,68%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:52:39 No.17668154 SPY 275 Fed pump now or we're dead

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:52:42 No.17668157 >>17668054 move to monaco if ur that upset

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:52:44 No.17668158 >>17667871 -7% just cracks the top 20 largest single day drops Largest ever is -20% in October 1987

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:52:57 No.17668164 >>17668048 Meh.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:53:02 No.17668167 GME is beating the market over the past few weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:53:07 No.17668169 >>17668048 So people are betting the banks will fail?

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>>17668090
it's not just all this but also think about the effect all the people who don't get sick but will refuse to do all the normal shit they usually do/spend money on. A ton of industries are going to be hit by lowered consumer spending.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:53:15 No.17668175 >>17668044 Link to the site you're using to look at that please?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:53:16 No.17668176 >>17668125 no it's not

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:53:21 No.17668178 [DELETED]

>>17668001
shortselling is actually extremely important, especially in crashes
if theres no buyers, and no short sellers then shit would jackknife down to the net available buyer, which could be WAY the fuck dow
whereas shorty has to borrow at market price, and buy back at market

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:53:28 No.17668181 >>17668048 Good

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:53:33 No.17668184 >>17668097 bought RSR at.0013 and sold close to .005 while everyone fudded keep seething boomer enjoy barely beating inflation LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:53:36 No.17668187 File: 6 KB, 238x211, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668111 I'll thank the feds for my cheapies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:53:40 No.17668192 >>17668078 reminder that this is yet to happen in US/UK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:53:52 No.17668198 >>17668130 It will be cheaper tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:53:59 No.17668199 >>17668048 That's the most obvious trade ever when rates are poised to be cut. What's there to talk about?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:54:01 No.17668201 >>17668078 Should I buy puts on EWI?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:54:02 No.17668202 >-7.5% FUCKING BIBLICAL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:54:20 No.17668209 File: 701 KB, 1903x1006, Screenshot_2020-03-09 Yahoo Finance - Stock Market Live, Quotes, Business Finance News.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My God...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:54:26 No.17668212 PROTIP FOR ROBINHOOD YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BUY OPTIONS IF YOU WAIT FOR THE DIP TO 10% AND BUY SAY APPL CALL (OR FAVORITE STOCK HERE) NEAR ITM AND MARCH 20TH YOU PROBABLY WILL HOLD YOUR GAINS WITHIN A REASONABLE AMOUNT IF MARKET BOOMS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:54:33 No.17668217 File: 5 KB, 220x229, 1573836877607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MR BOGDANOFF PLEASE I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:54:33 No.17668219 File: 29 KB, 495x362, apu523222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:54:34 No.17668220 >>17668054 >jannies sticky threads oh you poor innocent soul

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:54:37 No.17668221 >>17668111 >What you gonna do about it bears? I'm in cash at the moment, even sold my SQQQ position gonna buy up some cheapies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:54:47 No.17668225 >>17668044 I would buy puts on DB but no one is selling

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:54:54 No.17668229 Meanwhile deutsche bank is at ATL and still falling.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:55:09 No.17668234 File: 14 KB, 662x202, hmmm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are we gonna see -2000 again today?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:55:15 No.17668239 File: 73 KB, 794x617, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ARE YA READY BULLS?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:55:19 No.17668243 >>17667620 >Just because degiro uses an omnibus account doesn't mean you don't legally own the shares are you sure about that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:55:19 No.17668244 >>17668099 Hold it, there's a rumour that the CCP is buying a lot. I find it hard to believe that china has solvency to do that, but these days have been crazy as a motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:55:40 No.17668250 File: 634 KB, 1865x2048, Screenshot_20200309-105446.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:55:42 No.17668252 -2k HERE WE FUCKING COME

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:55:42 No.17668253 >>17668099 they have to buy and cannot sell it is the will of the party >>17668082 I'm actually too much of a pussy to buy XLF or KRE today I'm too much of a scared bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:55:44 No.17668255 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA DRUMPF IS UNEQUIVOCALLY BTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:56:10 No.17668263 Oh fuck, this is really happening

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:56:15 No.17668267 File: 10 KB, 235x192, 1554305956688.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >-1978

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:56:15 No.17668268 >>17668239 AYE AYE CAPTAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:56:16 No.17668266 >>17668229 Yes the funny thing is that the US is doing relatively well compared to the euros who might as well be getting holocausted right now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:56:18 No.17668270 >>17668184 so not btc? people can make just as much with options and 3x leverage funds. If you can pay your bills good for you, but some people make money in other ways besides trading.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:56:23 No.17668272 [DELETED]

>>17668109
DCA in. Don't be a hero and try to buy all at once because there could be a lot more downside as waves of defaults come. Plus nobody knows how long russia, the saudis, and the large shale producers are willing to endure pain at the others' loss.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:56:26 No.17668275 File: 57 KB, 440x572, S and P largest drops.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] for reference

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:56:27 No.17668276 File: 466 KB, 930x987, 1582300065655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 8% HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:56:41 No.17668282 >>17668244 >CCP It's CPC, low IQ porkyfag

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:56:42 No.17668283 >>17668244 they entire chinese market is fake dude what are you smoking

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:56:44 No.17668284 >>17668219 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237024549046288385 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237027356314869761 he doesn't care

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:56:45 No.17668286 >>17668148 >Already up 12% since taking advice from this post thanks bro

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:56:56 No.17668290 File: 73 KB, 660x440, 15837763556850.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] -50% >-50% -50% >-50% -50% >-50% -50% >-50%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:56:56 No.17668291 >>17667568 What about the investors?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:56:57 No.17668292 >>17668062 It'll stop eventually, and if it won't then stocks are pointless anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:57:06 No.17668293 >>17668149 god damn she looks good on a day like today >>17668250 they are not competent

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:57:37 No.17668305 >>17668275 hope we hit top 10

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:57:39 No.17668307 >>17668290 Glad i sold my oil stocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:57:48 No.17668311 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:57:59 No.17668317 File: 28 KB, 440x714, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668229 Look at these outrageous prices

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:58:13 No.17668319 >>17668250 I've been able to do everything except I have 1 pending order that didn't execute, and I can't cancel it either. Definitely switching brokers this week.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:58:14 No.17668320 >>17666601 >Until Corona Chan goes away corona is not the bubble corona is the pin

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:58:25 No.17668322 File: 163 KB, 723x666, Chadposter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668275 >we're about to enter the great depression

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:58:26 No.17668325 >>17668290 FUCK RUSSIA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:58:27 No.17668327 >>17665543 Your words. Do you even know what they mean? This isn't how accounting works at all. Literally read at least a fucking wikipedia article before shitting up the board.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:58:31 No.17668330 >>17668111 Fed has a meeting next week they won't do anything drastic right now unless the market goes down >10% Trump is probably panicking and he's called in the heads of the banks but that pump won't be until wednesday at least

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:58:35 No.17668332 >>17668225 lel cant fucking blame em

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:58:38 No.17668333 File: 44 KB, 620x465, 1583764699738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17666988 THE TIME OF THE BEAR

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:58:42 No.17668335 >>17668290 Bit of a buzz cut there.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:58:45 No.17668337 File: 3.00 MB, 640x532, 34BAE12B-B64B-4293-BE78-BB04A2DAD336.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 15%!!!!!!! C'MON!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:58:51 No.17668339 >fed trying to pump it a-fuckig-gain >trying to stop the inevitable Place your bets now lads: How much longer will they be able to keep this going?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:59:06 No.17668346 >>17668275 This is the worst day in the Dow's history, we're down like 2000 points. Nothing has ever been close to this bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:59:28 No.17668353 I BOUGHT THE DIP EARLIER AND JUST LOST MONEY WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THE MARKET WAS INVINCIBLE

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:59:29 No.17668355 File: 10 KB, 128x128, 1543974132524.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh shit we got stickied!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:59:51 No.17668360 >>17668346 Last week was the 1k point drop and people were freaking out about it We're almost at 2k now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:59:52 No.17668361 File: 100 KB, 480x360, external-content.duckduckgo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668111 >Feds going to pump trillions into the market

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:59:52 No.17668362 >>17668346 Only by points, not percentage. It's bad but it's not the worst.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:59:55 No.17668363 >>17668290 cant wait to buy fucking exxon in the pinkies lmfao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:59:55 No.17668364 Can we please take a moment to appreciate the picture perfect dead cat bounce that happened last week?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:59:55 No.17668365 File: 1.09 MB, 256x192, 1422092659983.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668337 Those are rookie numbers! We want -20%!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 13:59:59 No.17668367 >>17668290 jesus christ it's really happening uh

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:00:07 No.17668369 A BLACK DAY A RED DAY ERE THE LOSS RISES SO SELL NOW, SELL NOW SELL SELL FOR RUIN AND THE WORLD'S ENDING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:00:22 No.17668378 >>17668339 fed pump to -300 eod screencap this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:00:33 No.17668383 >>17667995 holy shit mods are here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:00:34 No.17668386 >>17668346 Not even top 10 in terms of percentage

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:00:37 No.17668388 File: 11 KB, 236x253, 1515213816895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if we hit the next circuit breaker im gonna fucking coom

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:00:38 No.17668389 >>17668339 until poppa trump dies of corona

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:00:39 No.17668391 >>17668346 the "points" are fucking irrelevant, you have to compare the % lost since the last ath

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:00:43 No.17668394 >6 of the 10 largest point drops in history have happened in the last 30 days what a time to be alive

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:00:56 No.17668399 >>17668346 point wise not % tho YET

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Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:01:09 No.17668403 [DELETED]

If you haven't done so already, get your ass off of Robinhood and on to a real broker like TDAmeritrade. TDA dropped their transaction fees due to competitive pressure from Robinhood so there's no reason not to use them now. I liked RH and used them but the whole "service down during the biggest trading days in recent history" is unacceptable.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:01:12 No.17668404 >>17668290 What happen to Apache?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:01:14 No.17668405 >>17668364 >B-BIDEN DID WELL SO AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BERNIE ANYMORE, R-RIGHT? BUY BUY BUY!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:01:17 No.17668407 >>17668378 Rich chads keep dumping bringing it down 400 more points

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:02:01 No.17668416 File: 22 KB, 225x224, uhh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668290 time to buy some crude (but unironically)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:02:11 No.17668420 Should we start worrying? How low will it go? Were the bears right all along?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:02:19 No.17668423 >>17668394 This is what happens when you have bitter kikes trying to delay inevitable and retarded chinks dumping gold to stay afloat. I honestly do not understand why would you want to part with gold for any reason right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:02:23 No.17668425 File: 167 KB, 477x520, depressed operator wojack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668394 zoom zooms getting a baptism of fire in to the world of stock trading poor little guys never stood a chance

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:02:28 No.17668428 File: 62 KB, 185x168, 1564876584764.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668365

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:02:40 No.17668434 >>17668403 How do you transfer stocks over?

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I'M DOWN 37K USD I DID NOT HAVE

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:02:44 No.17668438 2K WERE ARE COMING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:02:47 No.17668441 >>17665577 >just

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:02:56 No.17668447 NEW LOW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:02:57 No.17668448 -2000

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:02:59 No.17668449 >>17668420 >Should we start worrying? No, this is a great opportunity if it keeps going down for a few more months. You did sell in January, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:03:00 No.17668450 >>17668420 Buy high sell low

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:03:09 No.17668455 >>17668362 >>17668386 >>17668399 >tripfag does stupid tripfaggot shit >chad anons instantly see through the tripfaggots mathematical illusion i love u guys

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:03:13 No.17668456 File: 50 KB, 671x525, 2020-03-09-130120_671x525_scrot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Every single Fed induced pump vanishes within minutes It's really happening this time isn't it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:03:14 No.17668457 File: 18 KB, 660x312, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000

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>>17668112
Okay that makes a bit more sense.

But who would just give away his dragon dildo for someone else to sell?

Who is the middle man? I suppose its not the company right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:03:39 No.17668464 File: 999 KB, 2622x3288, 1342468837748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >-8% HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOM

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:03:52 No.17668471 File: 46 KB, 584x530, 1565216980389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] -2025 -2025 -2025 -2025 -2025 select all images with a bus

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:04:00 No.17668473 >>17668457 down another 40 points since then, the floor is just fucking gone

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:04:00 No.17668475 Prepare for that second breaker boys.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:04:07 No.17668477 -7.77% Must be our lucky day!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:04:20 No.17668482 >>17668286 You're welcome anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:04:22 No.17668483 BUY HIGH SELL LOW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:04:24 No.17668485 >>17666523 What can they do at this point?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:04:25 No.17668486 File: 5 KB, 241x94, -2000.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:04:31 No.17668488 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:04:32 No.17668489 POST YOUR 8% FACE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:04:38 No.17668492 File: 163 KB, 813x551, 1505524264417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:04:41 No.17668494 File: 56 KB, 637x921, 4A493CB4-9494-4EA9-ADF6-66D3EC73EB0B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS JUST A BAD DREAM WAKE ME UP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:04:42 No.17668496 Putin single handedly caused the great depression 2.0

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:04:45 No.17668497 File: 66 KB, 504x414, 1580278351969.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] when are you bros planning on picking up your CCL? :3 Also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:04:49 No.17668499 >>17668439 post a screenshot or something cmon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:05:01 No.17668502 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:05:03 No.17668505 File: 907 KB, 720x720, 1518238624252.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >23800 breached oh fuck it's last night again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:05:09 No.17668508 >maintain ze doomp

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:05:10 No.17668509 File: 113 KB, 674x737, ebin djia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:05:15 No.17668511 File: 293 KB, 820x848, 1582773710482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET YOU FUCKING KIKES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:05:19 No.17668516 WHY WON'T IT FUCKING STOP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:05:21 No.17668517 8 PERCENT MOTHERFUCKERS WE ARE GOING DOWN WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:05:24 No.17668518 BUY THE DIP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:05:28 No.17668519 >>17668496 he's a man with nothing to lose

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:05:34 No.17668521 -2078 -2078 -2078 -2078

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:05:43 No.17668523 Guys this isn’t fucking funny anymore I’m kind of freaking out. What the fuck do I tell my daughter I’m not gonna be able to afford private school tuition next year

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:05:50 No.17668527 [DELETED]

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>>17666319
Why the hell didn't you wait. I am shooting myself in the foot right now for buying it all in at 47 dollars, I literally could not resist the prospect of a bounce back and that sheer dividend if it didn't right away. Thank god I got a small pile of cash still left, if it goes down to like 32 I will dump that too who knows how low it will go at this point, this shit will come up eventually but you are god awful at predicting lows, even worse than I am when I assumed 47 was accounting for Russia declining OPEC and the price plummet.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:05:51 No.17668528 [DELETED]

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>>17667175
>>17667185
>>17667186
Neutered
Cant have his own kids, permanently removed from the gene pool.
The hole wont even stay open by itself
Hair will grow in it
Not a real vagina, doesnt feel the pleasure a woman does.
...etc

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:05:57 No.17668533 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:06:04 No.17668540 File: 324 KB, 2048x1200, 10610.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:06:08 No.17668544 File: 1.07 MB, 480x1481, 1568777104452.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH inhale AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:06:13 No.17668546 File: 57 KB, 663x767, things are about to get grusome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's fucking over

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:06:15 No.17668547 [DELETED]

>>17668463
>But who would just give away his dragon dildo for someone else to sell?

The middle man is a broker (etrade, robinhood whatever) The person who's loaning it gets a fee, I did leave that out, but in a winning short the fee is less the money that the shorter made. The person who is loaning it out basically believes that it isn't going to drop in value, whereas the person borrowing it believes it will drop in value. Whoever is right comes out at the top of this bet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:06:16 No.17668549 File: 131 KB, 1947x1525, 1583766836923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >8%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:06:19 No.17668551 WOOOO DOWN 8 DUMP ITTTTTT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:06:25 No.17668552 File: 14 KB, 574x308, bowlstable.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We did it, the wealth is safe

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:06:27 No.17668553 >>17668449 December. A little premature, but I have liquidity at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:06:32 No.17668557 >CITIBANK DOWN 15%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:06:33 No.17668558 STOP FUCKING SELLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH NOT THE MARKET NOT THE HECKING MARKET

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:06:45 No.17668563 >>17668509 WHY IS IT PICKING UP SPEED FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:06:46 No.17668566 this is it bros the bottom is falling out buy buy buy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:07:07 No.17668575 File: 5 KB, 226x94, -8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FREEFALLING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:07:10 No.17668577 >>17667259 Capped at 1000, old posts at top autodeleted

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:07:16 No.17668579 File: 59 KB, 580x300, 2000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We did it bearbros!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:07:17 No.17668580 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAjEW2zgs_o

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:07:19 No.17668581 [DELETED]

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>>17668434
$75 fee and several days using the ACATS system
I didn't need to use that because I had just taken profits and sold everything, so I just moved the money out and over

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:07:26 No.17668585 [DELETED]

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>>17666319
outside of investing, your principles are damn good
i know this is /smg/, but i've been holding link since the link team sent out refunds to people who sent funds to the ico address but didn't make it in, and then trading started on etherdelta
long story short, link isn't a meme—and neither is the whole "never sell" thing
pls invest—and please don't kys :(

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:07:28 No.17668587 BUY HIGH SELL LOW >BUY HIGH SELL LOW BUY HIGH SELL LOW >BUY HIGH SELL LOW BUY HIGH SELL LOW >BUY HIGH SELL LOW BUY HIGH SELL LOW >BUY HIGH SELL LOW BUY HIGH SELL LOW >BUY HIGH SELL LOW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:07:30 No.17668589 File: 111 KB, 680x636, 1583720852916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE'VE HIT TOP 10 LARGEST PERCENTAGE POINT DROPS IN HISTORY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:07:32 No.17668591 File: 591 KB, 1440x2960, Screenshot_20200309-140634_thinkorswim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a horrid daily candle. If you don't think we're gapping down tomorrow you are insane.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:07:34 No.17668593 IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:07:35 No.17668594 Opening a bottle of wine when I get home this is glorious

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:07:39 No.17668595 >>17668566 I’ve heard that one before

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:07:46 No.17668598 >Just bought a house AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:08:04 No.17668606 File: 261 KB, 1200x1200, 1565829969486.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] -2100 >-2100 -2100 >-2100 -2100 >-2100 -2100 >-2100

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:08:05 No.17668607 JEROME PUMP IT PUMP IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:08:06 No.17668608 File: 120 KB, 700x450, devilman-la-genesi-colonna-sonora-vinile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DOWNWARDS TO 9%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:08:10 No.17668609 File: 7 KB, 250x221, 1583766980295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668579

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:08:21 No.17668614 Big bois are panicking Massive pump habbening

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:08:22 No.17668615 >this fed pump oh fuck off powell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:08:24 No.17668617 DRUMPF HIT THE SWITCH FEDS ARE PUMPING BUT THERE IS NOTHING STOPPING THIS HELICOPTER FEELING LIKE KOBE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:08:43 No.17668625 >>17668290 oil barons suicide when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:08:46 No.17668628 >SELL SELL >SELL SELL >SELL SELL >SELL SELL >SELL SELL >SELL SELL >SELL SELL >SELL SELL >SELL SELL >SELL SELL >SELL SELL >SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:08:47 No.17668627 THE PUMP IS IN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:08:48 No.17668631 >>17668523 >Wahhh my daughter can't become a failed whore and be in debt because shit tier degree.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:08:54 No.17668632 File: 24 KB, 374x374, 0D789D23-5C11-4635-A2F0-1F97A7946403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TURN IT OFF

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:09:08 No.17668638 >>17668598 i hope you bought it in full

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:09:08 No.17668639 >>17668589 TOP 5 IS AT -8.72%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:09:22 No.17668645 >>17668627 The pump isn't going to save them anymore, it's fucking over

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:09:23 No.17668646 >he panic sold? >pump it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:09:26 No.17668648 lmfao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:09:34 No.17668650 >>17661529 Quick run down?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:09:40 No.17668655 File: 1.03 MB, 720x866, C65D0401-A5F8-4B8F-97C1-8E93D4E8EC7B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The nukes will be flying soon, it was nice knowing you faggots....

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:09:41 No.17668656 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN STOCKERINOS NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:09:46 No.17668659 dont forget to panic sell everyone! sell your wife and kids too! their holding you back!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:09:49 No.17668661 HERE WE GO BACK UP HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE DIP BOYS

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:09:58 No.17668664 [DELETED]

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>entire world's about to be quarantined
>markets in shambles
>new Path of Exile league is coming out this friday
anybody else ready to stay home next week and get /comfy/? i'm thinking bleed bow champion for my starter

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:00 No.17668665 FEDS TRIED SO HARD BUT FAILED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:03 No.17668666 File: 1 KB, 317x27, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:06 No.17668667 >>17668625 considering it was the saudis who did this in the first place not likely

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:09 No.17668669 DUDE WHAT THE FUCK FUCKING FUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:10 No.17668670 File: 119 KB, 511x512, 1577674684611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668549 >>17668579 >>17668589 >>17668606 >>17668639 DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING STOP CORONA-CHAN! I'M SO FUCKING CLOSE!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:11 No.17668672 >>17668650 NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:17 No.17668674 Now that the minute long bull trap is over, let's get back to business boys

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:18 No.17668675 Anyone here made cash with short options? How much?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:19 No.17668677 Everyone stay calm and act like Harry Buster... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4nuw3cA-lg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:20 No.17668678 >>17668650 we /greatdepression/ now

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:21 No.17668679 lmao -8% it's just the sniffles. you're being lied to. Pence has the whole situation under control.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:22 No.17668680 [DELETED]

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>>17667320
Trump is forcing them into Negative Rates no matter what they say about it never happening.

This is just the lingering pause where pressure builds up before the penis finally pops in and starts to slide in.

Hes also putting his own guys in the Fed.
Its gonna happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:28 No.17668681 File: 71 KB, 900x900, 1342390381109.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668547 I see. Thank you anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:31 No.17668683 >TSLA still selling over $600 per share This is just a 'bruh' moment.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:39 No.17668685 >>17668523 why bother sending daughters to school? just have your wife teach them how to be homemakers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:40 No.17668686 FUUUUUCK I AM ALL IN GOLD AND NOT PUTS AAAAA MISSING GAINS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:44 No.17668688 File: 7 KB, 229x183, djia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >8% down oof

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:10:59 No.17668693 >>17668666 hello, epic department?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:11:06 No.17668697 Everyone remember this is the orange mans fault. What would these normies say when Socialist Sanders is elected and the have a level 3 short circuit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:11:10 No.17668698 >remember when all the retarded dipshits were screaming "buy the dip" holy fuck that was funny as FUCK i hope they all lost their money

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:11:14 No.17668702 File: 109 KB, 205x260, Sweating Intensifies.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here we go again

SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:11:17 No.17668704 [DELETED]

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>Everyone screaming and freaking out
>Bears Laughing
Meanwhile I'm just /comfy/ all-in on SNSS
Rule of Acquisition #9 - Opportunity plus Instinct equals Profit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:11:20 No.17668705 >>17668581 TDA pays the fee too

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:11:24 No.17668706 >>17668664 How do you play vidya without electricity

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:11:26 No.17668708 WELL CONGRATULATIONS CORONA, YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT (by half the world) NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:11:54 No.17668716 File: 82 KB, 510x499, 1583777329470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MY SAVINGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:11:56 No.17668719 >>17666666 >tfw this crisis has only just begun wew lads

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:11:58 No.17668721 >>17668679 youre missing the point m8 yuro banks are about to fucking explode

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:11:59 No.17668722 ITS PUMPING TIME

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:12:01 No.17668724 >>17668666 nice one, satan

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:12:02 No.17668726 File: 11 KB, 184x184, EDD81E29-C209-4D7B-8520-53111284B121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668670 Anon...calm yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:12:05 No.17668729 >>17668661 >he bought it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:12:07 No.17668730 File: 100 KB, 720x386, Screenshot_20200309-141017_Brave.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:12:10 No.17668731 >>17668708 CRASHING THESE INDICES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:12:18 No.17668733 File: 94 KB, 1280x720, bane.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668708 CRASHING THIS MARKET, WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:12:20 No.17668735 STOP PUMPINGS FEDS LET IT GO DOWNNNNNN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:12:25 No.17668736 >POWELL THE PUMP DIDN'T WORK WHAT DO WE DO? >pump it again top fucking kek, this is it isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:12:27 No.17668737 >>17668675 $100 today lol

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:12:29 No.17668738 >Spy only back to 2017 GET THIS MARKET BACK TO '11

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:12:30 No.17668740 File: 32 KB, 512x308, 1578536222786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did we hit circuit breakers at open? I slept through it, so I probably missed it. Also, posting in a sticky <3

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:12:37 No.17668743 File: 152 KB, 850x927, 1580546657249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's still not tragic to be honest only -8% after such a bad weekend seems to be minor setback really

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:02 No.17668749 >>17668740 yep, a few minutes in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:17 No.17668756 File: 47 KB, 762x1049, calculon_2_0___dramatic_pause__by_kenmicjen_d7iyci7-pre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im just waiting for a dramatic....PAUSE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:17 No.17668757 >>17668683 Who the fuck is going to buy their shit when gas is cheap and the majority poor? The fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:22 No.17668760 File: 25 KB, 300x220, meef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP POOMPING STOP. POOMPING!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:23 No.17668762 [DELETED]

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/BIZ/ YOU FUCKS TOLD ME SNAPCHAT WAS GOING TO EXPAND WTF MY MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:26 No.17668763 File: 34 KB, 772x480, 30yr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 30 year treasury yields at an all time low

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:26 No.17668764 DEUTSCHE BANK IN TALKS FOR CHINA BAILOUT DEUTSCHE BANK IN TALKS FOR CHINA BAILOUT DEUTSCHE BANK IN TALKS FOR CHINA BAILOUT DEUTSCHE BANK IN TALKS FOR CHINA BAILOUT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:31 No.17668768 >>17668477 >77 Holy checked

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:32 No.17668770 All of the stocks will drop before market close. Nobody wants to be caught in the bloodbath that tomorrow will be.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:33 No.17668771 >>17668706 >collapse is immediate this meme needs to die

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:38 No.17668772 File: 63 KB, 751x684, 1579062935991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668743

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:41 No.17668773 >>17668740 yes, and futures had to be halted before market open

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:41 No.17668775 >>17668740 yes also again just a bit ago

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:47 No.17668777 >>17666860 it is a combination of everything anon, there is no one single source, but a fucking party of chaos that is happening, ahahahahahah

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:49 No.17668778 Economy brainlet here, could someone de-autism what the hell is going on?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:54 No.17668779 >>17668704 Im with you snss anon. Sitting on 300 shares at .899

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:13:58 No.17668781 >HE BOUGHT THE DIP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:14:10 No.17668788 File: 2.80 MB, 318x212, 1362535584278.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668736 The fed will print as much money as it takes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:14:15 No.17668789 >>17668762 anyone with half a brain could see that snapchat was going nowhere but down

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:14:19 No.17668790 >>17668716 Should I pull my money out of my bank? Will local credit unions be ok?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:14:20 No.17668792 File: 140 KB, 1024x681, waiting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] -9% WAITING ROOM

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:14:22 No.17668793 >>17668778 Money will cease to exist, ww3, apocalypse etc...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:14:24 No.17668795 >>17668675 like 50$ lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:14:32 No.17668798 THE ERA OF THE BEAR IS UPON US

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:14:37 No.17668800 Wtf why is this stickied

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:14:44 No.17668802 >>17668175 https://www.investing.com/indices/major-indices

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:14:57 No.17668811 >>17668757 who cares? are the puts still cheap? >>17668764 you better have sauce with that nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:14:59 No.17668812 >>17668778 Market is like a dick We wanted it to be a bigger dick so the fed kept pumping the shit out of it Our dick just exploded and now there's blood everywhere

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:15:02 No.17668814 File: 215 KB, 500x527, xixis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668721 Theyll be fine, I say this because I just bought France Britain and Spain

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:15:06 No.17668815 File: 1.59 MB, 480x480, aEiwqoL.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQVD6PxdqT0

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:15:06 No.17668816 THE BOGNADOFF CONTROL THE FED. THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED TODAY.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:15:07 No.17668817 >>17668800 because we popped a circuit breaker fagget.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:15:13 No.17668819 File: 175 KB, 128x128, 1553598340377.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668726 okay, fine but only cause you asked nicely >>17668743 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:15:14 No.17668820 >>17668764 WITH WHAT FUCKING MONEY!?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:15:15 No.17668822 >>17668775 >again no sorry anon

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:15:18 No.17668824 [DELETED]

>>17668778
Coronafears stopped the supply chain from China.
People get scared due to this
Corona is starting to explode in the west which will further disrupt the supply chain
Putin and the Saudis decide to get into a pissing match over the weekend
The market is reacting and seeing the futures tomorrow aint gonna be any better.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:15:21 No.17668826 >>17668740 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:15:22 No.17668825 Bros its going up

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:15:30 No.17668829 Uhhh what pump?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:15:37 No.17668830 >>17668771 cope

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:15:46 No.17668834 File: 13 KB, 320x289, 1582313258230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668790 PULL IT OUT THERE IS NO YIELD ITS GONG TO BE 0 IF NOT NEGATIVE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:15:58 No.17668838 >>17668814 godfuckingspeed you absolute madlad

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:16:01 No.17668839 File: 65 KB, 750x703, 4b54ccff-f93e-4b98-a243-cfef713a4e32..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] POOOOOOOOOOOMP.ITTTTTTTTT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:16:05 No.17668840 File: 3.47 MB, 600x600, 1550858400276.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ACTIVATE THE PUMPS

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:16:07 No.17668843 [DELETED]

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mm yess feel soooo sleepy
don't you too?
just a flu bro the fed will bail it out ...
yaaawn
so sleepy ... let's just stop trading and go to bed bros
it's national napping day after all
sleeeep

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:16:14 No.17668846 Closed my SPXU calls and took profit. I'm worried I'm gonna miss the big dump now. Should I get back in?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:16:18 No.17668847 >>17668812 Nice

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:16:32 No.17668854 >>17668779 We're all gonna make it fren

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:16:36 No.17668855 guys why is it going up!?!?!?!? STOP IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:16:40 No.17668856 They want it to close above 24k

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:16:45 No.17668858 wtf is this pump

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:16:51 No.17668861 p-p-plunge p-protection t-t-t-team to the rescue!!

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:16:57 No.17668862 [DELETED]

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>live in bumfuck yurop
>couple of people at work get Revolut, start fiddling with stocks
>it's kinda cool and simple, always had an interest
>buy $100 worth of tech stocks on the american market
>remember that /biz/ board
>see this
Is this just a regular monday or is something crazy happening?

All I see is one big juicy dip that you'd be crazy not to buy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:17:05 No.17668864 >>17668846 No. I'm in the same boat as you, but SQQQ. Don't get greedy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:17:05 No.17668865 >SPY calls are worth more at SPX -7.40% vs SPX -6.8% WAT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:17:05 No.17668866 File: 714 KB, 960x720, 7784DD73-FE2D-441C-9B1F-6AB5E7EAE562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668819 Thank you anon. I love you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:17:07 No.17668867 TSLA is going to drop so far it'll be remembered at the Enron of the 20s.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:17:10 No.17668868 File: 6 KB, 253x199, 1493816010050.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If they announced Deutsche Bank bankruptcy tommorow would it help?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:17:14 No.17668871 File: 473 KB, 964x597, Screen Shot 2020-03-09 at 11.16.03 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This blabbering slob was the US treasury secretary WE ARE FUCKED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:17:19 No.17668874 >>17668858 the fed, they're early though they should be doing this next hour so it sticks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:17:38 No.17668881 algo short squeeze just in time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:17:53 No.17668885 >>17668862 you just lost 100 buz my friend

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:17:54 No.17668886 >>17668858 The feds are going to have to pump their asses off to pump their way out of this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:17:56 No.17668887 File: 193 KB, 837x954, mob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668814 Good lord

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:17:59 No.17668889 >feds are now trying to POMP EET like their lives depend on it This is where the fun begins, lads.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:18:02 No.17668893 Watch. The Fed will do another pump at the end of the day like they did all last week.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:18:04 No.17668894 lul this market is fucking crazy. almost feel guilty making money off it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:18:36 No.17668904 >>17668868 No, it would make it worse. DB would default on some of their derivatives and it would ripple to the rest of the banks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:18:39 No.17668907 >>17668874 this desu this whole last few weeks has me convinced any old asshole from essemmjee could do a better job

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:18:44 No.17668910 File: 81 KB, 328x277, 2345235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668862 YOU BETTER FIGURE OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DIP AND A FALLING KNIFE REAL QUICK, ANON

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:18:46 No.17668911 File: 222 KB, 866x660, apu oreo and coffee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we're back about 24,000 bros crisis over

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:18:48 No.17668912 >>17668824 I thought futures didn't open until 6 est, how are they down already?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:18:50 No.17668913 File: 52 KB, 640x640, 1575114654220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668866 <3

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:19:21 No.17668921 >>17668889 If they can't do it then the sell pressure will overflow. They should be careful to let this ride out on its own.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:19:26 No.17668922 >>17668764 no way. funny though.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:19:32 No.17668926 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:19:36 No.17668929 File: 693 KB, 765x988, 1579407594639.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >NOOOO IF THE STOCK MARKET GOES UP FOR ANY REASON IT MUST BE THE FED PUMPING IT THERE'S NO OTHER EXPLANATION IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:19:52 No.17668930 >>17668721 >yuro banks are about to fucking explode w-why?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:20:11 No.17668937 >>17668771 AHAHAHAHA cope!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:20:17 No.17668940 JP Morgan -12% Goldman -11% Morgan Stanley -10%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:20:24 No.17668942 File: 99 KB, 1000x1500, bc31fc58f7b424bbdf34ca4bc64b75a7e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668929 >>NOOOO IF THE STOCK MARKET GOES UP FOR ANY REASON IT MUST BE THE FED PUMPING IT THERE'S NO OTHER EXPLANATION IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:20:28 No.17668944 >going back down already is that the best the fed can do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:20:29 No.17668945 >>17668929 This, but unironically

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:20:34 No.17668946 >>17668800 because habbening

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:20:43 No.17668952 >>17668912 Euro/Asian Futures are all down hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:20:44 No.17668954 A FUCKING BAT

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:20:49 No.17668956 [DELETED]

>>17668778
Financial cycle is turning over.
This has been in the works for about a year now.
Demand is weak worldwide and we're seeing some supply disruptions now too.
Coronavirus + Russia-Saudi pissing match pushed it over the edge.

Note that even CNBC is casually chatting about "liquidity" and "dollar issues" and "bid-ask spread on treasuries" right now.

Don't try to buy this dip.
Just enjoy the fireworks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:20:52 No.17668958 File: 42 KB, 334x506, 1233453434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pump is over get ready for the shitshow gentlemen

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:20:54 No.17668960 >>17668683 I swear to God that people think they are getting SpaceX as part of the deal or something which they aren't.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:21:03 No.17668964 File: 36 KB, 680x461, rhryh56jum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >A small rise and /biz/ fucking shits itself. This denial is astounding right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:21:07 No.17668966 File: 364 KB, 668x681, 1562974903659.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668929 >>17668945 who in the actual fuck else would be mass buying right now?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:21:08 No.17668968 >>17668940 Citibank -15%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:21:31 No.17668971 File: 17 KB, 635x385, fed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668929 Does this look natural to you, fucking fed piece of shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:21:48 No.17668979 >>17668846 Just closed my spy puts, will buy puts to hold overnight if we make it up to VWAP which wouldn't surprise me after the last hour pump on Friday

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:21:57 No.17668981 File: 85 KB, 1024x806, 1512000817827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668885 >>17668910 uh oh Also what is a PUMP and what is a circuit breaker?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:22:00 No.17668982 >>17668930 where have you been man? theyve been ready to blow since 08 theyre massively overleveraged and now the whole yurofag futures are down like 10% across the board in the middle of a completely uncontained epidemic

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:22:06 No.17668984 [DELETED]

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>>17668650
I have one word for you:

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:22:12 No.17668986 nutmeg are bricking it so hard they've not even updated my losses for today.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:22:15 No.17668987 >>17668929 Correct, /gsg/ poster

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:22:17 No.17668988 >>17668631 Lol I forgot about Deutche Bank They are so fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:22:18 No.17668989 >>17668964 That's because half the thread probably has SPXU and SQQQ calls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:22:25 No.17668993 >>17668966 People in a delirious fervour from the virus?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:22:35 No.17668998 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:22:46 No.17669004 File: 16 KB, 593x181, 1589357892355.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] While you virgins were staring at stock market numbers the REAL Chads made off with the money

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Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:22:59 No.17669008 [DELETED]

>>17668907
>this whole last few weeks has me convinced any old asshole from essemmjee could do a better job
literally all they had to do was go back to the gold standard and dissolve themselves. bureaucrats and plutocrats love doing stuff like that :) :) :)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:23:19 No.17669014 >>17668904 Well then prepare your anus

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:23:27 No.17669015 >>17668416 Russia isn't caving anytime soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:23:27 No.17669016 File: 26 KB, 755x687, 1516010784918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE ARE BACK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:23:31 No.17669018 >>17668865 >what is time decay If you hold an option while the underlying security crabs sideways, you will lose money due to time. The option accelerates the time decay the closer to expiration

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:23:34 No.17669020 >>17668929 you dont gotta take it personnel powpow we know youre just doing your job (poorly)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:23:57 No.17669025 File: 73 KB, 640x585, 238E2DBD-A93C-4056-9185-BA4320596A41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661529 Lol at all the boomers who told me I was wrong about this collapse. Fuck you this fake market needs to die.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:24:10 No.17669029 kino opening bell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxtBeGZ_1MY happie international womens day!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:24:20 No.17669033 THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:24:34 No.17669034 File: 280 KB, 1251x1469, USBanksDeleveraged_EurosStruggling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668930 See pic related They've failed to recover from 2008 because interest rates have been negative in Europe for so long.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:24:35 No.17669035 >>17669016 nice delay

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:24:37 No.17669036 >>17669015 The Saudis and the Russians are playing a game of chicken. One of them will cave eventually. It won't last forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:24:50 No.17669043 >>17668982 DB was already on the brink. I wonder if they’ll survive the week.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:24:59 No.17669048 >>17669015 this retards think oil is like stonks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:25:12 No.17669056 TSLA. Delusion bubble. AAPL. Delusion bubble. Nobody is going to buy shiny luxury electronics when their friends and family are dying. Nobody.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:25:38 No.17669065 [DELETED]

Why does everybody get bent out of shape about stock prices? From my perspective I just buy $500 of ETF's every month. I kind of wish I didn't buy any in January and February, but lets say I decided to cash out in December I'd be ... up about $1,500 right now? I plan to do this for the next 30+ years anyway so who gives a shit? Literally I'll prob buy another $500 on friday because I'll have a better idea of if further plummeting is on the cards. If I'd never bought any stocks, saving cash until today then I'd have my $1,800 'worth' of more stocks I guess?

So I should have sold in December and taken my 50 units and bought 71 units today. Yeah I guess that'd have been nice ikr.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:25:43 No.17669067 File: 99 KB, 500x400, DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 24,000 REJECTED >24,000 REJECTED 24,000 REJECTED >24,000 REJECTED 24,000 REJECTED >24,000 REJECTED 24,000 REJECTED >24,000 REJECTED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:25:44 No.17669069 OHNONONONONONO FEDS PUMP ARENT WORKING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:25:46 No.17669070 >>17668998 >>17669016 >>17669033 This won’t last forever you dumb boomers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:25:55 No.17669077 8% HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:25:57 No.17669078 this is all because we dont use the natsoc model

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:26:03 No.17669079 >>17669056 I've been bagholding TSLA puts forever now, I am getting really angry.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:26:03 No.17669080 File: 47 KB, 1024x639, 778c6b1b-a67a-4afb-92b0-6413dafaac27..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669016 BUY BUY BUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:26:05 No.17669081 JAY POWELL IF YOU'RE READING THIS (I KNOW YOU ARE), OPEN YOUR GODDAMN ROBINHOOD ACCOUNT AND START BUYING WITH YOUR HP COLOR MONEY PRINTER. THANKS.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:26:06 No.17669082 >>17669015 They said they could last a decade on their oil reserves so ye

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:26:07 No.17669083 [DELETED]

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>>17669025

:( why do these young people want us to lose our home... our boat? how will we afford our trips this year? gosh, somebody really messed these kids up i'll tell you..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:26:15 No.17669085 >>17669036 Russia says they have 6 years and that is an acceptable amount of time to wait

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:26:21 No.17669088 Hey bros I know shit about economics so tell me like I'm retarded What is this thing and what will change? Am I going to have problems with my salary or prices or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:26:24 No.17669089 How low does it have to go before we get the screaming cowboy in background again?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:26:28 No.17669090 ISRAEL QUARANTINING ANY FOREIGNERS FOR 2 WEEKS I CHANGED MY MIND THEY'RE SHUTTING EVERYTHING DOWN FUCKING SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:26:34 No.17669093 WE GOT TOO COCKY FEDBROS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:26:35 No.17669094 So europe will turn into a 3rd world hellhole after banks collapse?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:26:35 No.17669095 >>17669043 unless someone literally buys em out at firesale why would they? this is 08 come home to roost for yuros with a fucking pandemic thrown in on top for flavor

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:26:37 No.17669096 >>17668290 I can already see the boomers seething. Holy fuck this is amazing. Thank you Corona-chan!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:26:38 No.17669097 >>17669029 yeah, this video just about sums up global liberalism.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:26:47 No.17669099 File: 386 KB, 869x647, 1566283013565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Had to do an OCD driven quadruple check of my account just now to confirm I did, in fact, sell everything on Friday. Wew. Funds are safu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:26:54 No.17669102 >>17668449 I sold after Valentines day. But I bought dips last week and lost most of that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:27:02 No.17669104 File: 2.33 MB, 300x332, 20F34E88EB4E4FF9849591A2449B7967.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >buy a call on the dip >stock goes into freefall >price of call doesn't move uh

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:27:10 No.17669105 >>17669033 That’s just waren buffet buying some cheapies before his afternoon nap

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:27:11 No.17669107 >>17669065 Because the markets will destroy the economy retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:27:21 No.17669113 >>17669056 LMFAO The iPhone EXPLODED in popularity during the 2008 crash. Normalfags would rather starve than not buy the newest toy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:27:26 No.17669117 File: 156 KB, 1200x600, BGpowellmnuchin_1200x600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17668929 some people are in for a rude awakening when the treasury actually starts buying

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:27:36 No.17669119 [DELETED]

>>17669056
>TSLA. Delusion bubble.
>AAPL. Delusion bubble.

no no no anon.
TESLA doubled in value in a month because people didn't realize how great they were. it was a really sleeper stock!
APPLE doubled in a year too, slower, sure, but that's because people didn't realize how innovative their new... nothing? was. another up-and-coming company with a great vision and leadership! What a steal!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:27:38 No.17669121 >>17669083 needs more ... of this... kinda... shit.... desu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:27:42 No.17669123 >>17669090 >Open borders for White countries >SHUT IT DOWN in Isreal

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:27:49 No.17669124 File: 385 KB, 1080x1302, 20200309_142641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a ride!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:28:13 No.17669136 >>17669104 Bogged

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:28:17 No.17669138 >>17669083 Oh I don’t wish anything bad on you boomers. I just want to say I told you so, the market is fucked now prepare yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:28:19 No.17669140 File: 106 KB, 735x855, kek max.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] down, down to goblin town down, down to goblin town https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogTDa-vG2MQ

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:28:21 No.17669141 >>17669104 >price of call doesn't move Because nobody's buying it. You're fucked. Thank God some stupid n-word bailed me out before that shit became illiquid.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:28:31 No.17669143 >>17669083 imagine living in such a shithole where your future rests on the stock markets

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:28:33 No.17669145 [DELETED]

>>17669065
>So I should have sold in December and taken my 50 units and bought 71 units today. Yeah I guess that'd have been nice ikr.
it depends on your approach and unless you're going to get yourself a personal adviser, nobody knows the answer to that question besides you

I would personally take the same approach you're taking - no selling, less effort and less information to present to the tax man, just buy periodically while maybe timing the buys to the best of your ability

that's why I'm not looking at my 401k anytime soon

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:28:45 No.17669146 is this only US thing or also european?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:28:46 No.17669150 File: 3.71 MB, 2432x6640, 1583775243331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You only had to listen

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:28:49 No.17669151 File: 842 KB, 1496x1147, 1583585025509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >114 000 CASES >4000 DEATHS >114 000 CASES >4000 DEATHS >114 000 CASES >4000 DEATHS >114 000 CASES >4000 DEATHS >114 000 CASES >4000 DEATHS >114 000 CASES >4000 DEATHS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:29:07 No.17669158 >>17667836 Anyone?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:29:35 No.17669168 File: 85 KB, 657x525, 15837784932610.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:29:46 No.17669172 >>17669158 2K WE ARE BACK BABY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:29:48 No.17669173 >>17669146 ITS WORLD WIDE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:29:54 No.17669175 >>17669029 It’d be funny if I wasn’t crying

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:29:54 No.17669176 File: 35 KB, 369x479, Hikaru52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is already time to buy the dip??

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:30:08 No.17669183 I'M SO SORRY. I DIDN'T WANT TO BETRAY MY FELLOW BAG HOLDERS BUT I HAVE TO RECOUP MY LOSSES SOMEHOW. GOING FULL SHORTERINO I APOLOGIZINO.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:30:14 No.17669185 Will we hit 23000 today? I sure fucking hope so

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:30:14 No.17669186 >>17669176 no

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:30:24 No.17669189 >>17667836 Do you happen to work for a corporation that did a lot of stock buybacks in the last two years?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:30:27 No.17669190 File: 35 KB, 303x218, 153136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >number go down bad reminder that wall street crashing has no effect on your life. the fed will pump shit up and prop up any failing markets.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:30:30 No.17669191 I got in SPXU at 23, should i take my profits before EOD or see what happens during the week?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:30:30 No.17669192 File: 193 KB, 686x526, xxxe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >my animes and videogames are being cancelled because of a flu and a orange president IM CRYING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:30:38 No.17669194 >>17669104 Boomers literally don't understand how liquidity works hahahahaaaahaaahaahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:30:40 No.17669196 File: 251 KB, 1080x1116, 1578285411638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wh-wtf pumpbros? Why isn't it working? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:30:44 No.17669197 >>17669088 Probably depends on where you work

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:30:45 No.17669198 oil stocks good buy?????

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:30:51 No.17669202 >>17669140 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVPZzFIPKZc The remix

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:30:54 No.17669204 >>17669176 NO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:30:56 No.17669205 Holy fuck we are actually going to see 2008 again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:31:03 No.17669208 File: 68 KB, 654x798, green.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys, I think I've forgotten what the color green looks like.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:31:04 No.17669211 STORM THE WHITE HOUSE FORCIBLY REMOVE TRUMP FROM OFFICE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:31:08 No.17669212 File: 442 KB, 614x779, homer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669168 >russian makes me realize this "happening" shite is a russian conspiracy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:31:09 No.17669214 8 PERCENT IS BACK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:31:10 No.17669216 >>17669190 NOOOOOO BUT WHAT OF MY HAPPOONER THREADS????

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:31:19 No.17669220 NASDAQ COMPOSITE BREACHED 8000 >NASDAQ COMPOSITE BREACHED 8000 NASDAQ COMPOSITE BREACHED 8000 >NASDAQ COMPOSITE BREACHED 8000 NASDAQ COMPOSITE BREACHED 8000

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:31:27 No.17669223 >>17669183 SHORT THE BOTTOM BUY THE TOP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:31:28 No.17669222 if dubs 21k end of week

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:31:28 No.17669224 File: 928 KB, 564x1116, 1570910412446.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669151 >DJIA down over a point for each death something doesn't add up bros...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:31:35 No.17669229 File: 106 KB, 818x750, 62e4f686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >-8% AGAIN CMON NIGGA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:31:40 No.17669230 File: 56 KB, 645x773, 1514889684078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669190 FED MAKE BAD NUMBER GO AWAY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:31:44 No.17669232 >>17669158 why not move to Moldova or Albania and look for opportunities there

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:31:47 No.17669234 File: 286 KB, 1280x2062, 1577566764209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669083 I don't want any of that for you. What I want in my heart of hearts is for Corona-Chan to put a fuck ton of you in the dirt where you belong

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:31:53 No.17669237 >>17669168 eh, should those numbers be that big? -59% seems way too big

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:32:02 No.17669239 File: 72 KB, 400x333, 1568365280941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >missed the first -8% dip >made it home in time for the second

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:32:04 No.17669241 >>17667419 delete this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:32:11 No.17669242 >https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/opolicy/operating_policy_200309 Reminder the feds have already announced they're going to pump money soon. If you're smart, you'll sell your puts right before the pump comes and rebuy on the bounce.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:32:18 No.17669247 File: 1.70 MB, 825x720, EE95A93F-03AC-4554-8573-8511534A7F22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BYEBYE FRISCO DYKES CORONABOAT 5000 DOCKING NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:32:23 No.17669250 File: 36 KB, 500x534, 1522371021622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjg5lYqvzUs&feature=emb_logo listen for the screams lol

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:32:26 No.17669252 >>17669222 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:32:29 No.17669254 Guy it's literally just the sniffles. Why the FUCK are you selling?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:32:30 No.17669255 >>17669015 Correct. I called it a power play on their part last week and stand by that position. They won't budge until they have achieved what I think they're trying to achieve here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:32:41 No.17669257 >>17669222 uh oh

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:32:42 No.17669258 >>17669222 Nigger what are you memeing

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:32:53 No.17669263 File: 10 KB, 300x168, 4L_WQzmdXcM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:32:55 No.17669265 >>17669239 based wagie

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:32:58 No.17669266 File: 2.38 MB, 1280x720, british rose.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he's buying options on the inverse ETFs instead of just buying the inverse ETFs themselves virgins detected

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:33:00 No.17669268 File: 753 KB, 750x1252, D60F1FA6-5CE2-413D-B93F-DA18449BF213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:33:02 No.17669267 >>17669190 Unbased retard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:33:04 No.17669269 >>17669242 The feds are out of ammo. They're trying to push a rope uphill with their limp dicks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:33:06 No.17669270 >>17669242 HYPERINFLATION THE END OF AMERICA TRUMP BEHEADED BY THE MASSES BY THE END OF AUGUST

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:33:19 No.17669274 If they dont turn the pump on this will go down in the top ten of all market crashes percentage wise not counting the previous two weeks that is

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:33:24 No.17669276 >>17669222 if dubs we're going below 20k :^) if a 7 it's literally ogre, depression time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:33:24 No.17669278 >>17669172 I don't know what this means famlam >>17669189 No, I am just a 20 y o tard that dind't work before because I doped out of uni recently because of money problems and didn't find any job till now >>17669232 I am an Yuropoor but not that poor

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:33:24 No.17669279 File: 598 KB, 808x805, 1505388335474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669222 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:33:33 No.17669282 File: 110 KB, 1129x541, Capture3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dow closing today at -8% or more guaranteed holy fucking shit take a look at the energy sector

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:33:39 No.17669286 File: 66 KB, 555x804, zet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669186 >>17669204 Now?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:33:42 No.17669289 File: 22 KB, 499x281, A96DC6B7-3A20-43E4-A6AA-FF06C8DFC47D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dow “Down 2000” Jones

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:33:43 No.17669290 >>17669222 >if dubs 21k end of week Oh fuck.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:33:48 No.17669292

>>17669143
america is an extended experimental cattle farm. there is nothing holding this place together but profit. we are here to be milked, experimented on, and kept helpless. every good little thing we have will be hunted down and commodified. it's almost done now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:33:54 No.17669296 holy shit, they got fucking rejected trying to pump it into 24k.... and now they are back at -2000 ....bros.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:33:58 No.17669298 >>17669242 this is dumb, there's no liquidity problem

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:34:00 No.17669299 >>17669197 I'm a restaurant waiter from Poland.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:34:12 No.17669302 >>17669279 It was trips, so its gonna be even lower than that prob

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:34:14 No.17669303

>>17669190
>pump shit up and prop up any failing markets

The Federal Reserve can cut rates all it wants, but at the end of the day it can't force people to go to the store. It won't replace billions of dollars of revenue for companies. Look at what is happening to Italy's markets. That is what's next for the USA in a couple weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:34:17 No.17669305 ALL I SEE IS PINK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:34:19 No.17669306 >>17669176 TA say no. In fact TA is giving sort of weak short signal here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:34:23 No.17669308 File: 7 KB, 259x194, Telly Tubby Evil Po #1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669222 Oh. No.

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:34:24 No.17669311 my 401k that's only down 5% since the crash but still up 40% is getting liquidated... it's actually fucking happening

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:34:26 No.17669312 DELETE TRUMP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:34:30 No.17669314 >>17668704 how do you think it will react to the call this week

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:34:31 No.17669317 >>17669268 Hey why is Hungary not losing anything

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:34:38 No.17669320 File: 54 KB, 512x512, unnamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] should I keep buying just to dollar cost average or hold on to my cash? I only buy with $150 every two weeks ($300 a month)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:34:39 No.17669322 >>17669141 Back to plebbit, little nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:34:48 No.17669325 File: 39 KB, 394x360, 1582836760511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669222 It's over

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:34:48 No.17669326 >>17669211 Literally has nothing to do with whats going on. Thats like saying 5 - 2 = Apples

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:34:57 No.17669330 >>17669211 >the numbers fall faster

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:35:01 No.17669332 >>17669029 FUCKING KEK THE IRONY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:35:11 No.17669334 Nice pump kid Shame if someone broke it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:35:24 No.17669340 File: 211 KB, 730x783, a1c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aaaaand we're back!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:35:38 No.17669347 I'm trying to sell a house. Is this going to make it worth more, or make it worth less?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:35:48 No.17669350 >>17669299 Corona will fuck you when people start avoiding public places not the stock market itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:35:54 No.17669351 >>17669150 yeah I was in that thread, could tell he knew what was up too. he clearly did

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:36:00 No.17669352 File: 157 KB, 313x486, 1579365034544.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669222 Congrats.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:36:02 No.17669353 Why is Russia doing this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:36:04 No.17669355 Italian markets have lost 20% of their value. The U.S. is heading there next. Lmao.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:36:06 No.17669356 File: 282 KB, 666x666, 1582681273698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669222

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:36:15 No.17669361 >>17669222 so this is nice,

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:36:16 No.17669360 >>17669029 this is like the blackest clownpill ever man deus volt

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:36:17 No.17669363 Who would win: A bowl of Chinese bat soup >Salty with a hint of garlic and pepper (Secret ingredient included) VS Global Economy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:36:18 No.17669362 >>17669347 Less

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:36:20 No.17669366 >>17669347 less

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:36:20 No.17669367 File: 363 KB, 1570x1173, Screen Shot 2020-03-09 at 11.35.57 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] all you had to do was listen

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:36:31 No.17669373 What happens if the Dow drops below 20k?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:36:32 No.17669374 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klyi8NlxmWo&feature=emb_title

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:36:36 No.17669375 >>17669298 Well why have there been repo purchases since Sept of last year you dumb pig skin?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:36:42 No.17669376 Should I sell my stocks now that I still have profit ?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:36:57 No.17669380 >>17669352 ... on this, seriously.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:37:00 No.17669381 >>17669347 I'll give you $20 for the house, that's a generous offer

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:37:05 No.17669383 File: 43 KB, 540x540, 1568863005346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SOLD SQQQ AT $24.47 DO I BUY BACK IN? MAJOR FOMO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:37:08 No.17669387 >>17669340 Ironically, this whole experience makes me reminisce fondly about my experiences with crypto.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:37:28 No.17669396 >health crisis >finacial crisis >migrant crisis >climate crisis what next bro's

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:37:29 No.17669397 >>17669347 OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT HIS HOUSE LOOT AT THE TOP OF HIS ROOF

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:37:40 No.17669399 >>17669222 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 30k by june

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:37:48 No.17669405 We may need a bigger pump boys

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:37:49 No.17669406 >>17669266 Wish i could find a virgin slayer

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:37:55 No.17669410 File: 6 KB, 290x174, download (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's still so much more to lose.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:37:58 No.17669411 >>17669373 Trump suicide on live TV.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:37:59 No.17669412 >>17669396 >crisis crisis

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:38:02 No.17669414 >>17669350 >Corona will fuck you when people start avoiding public places not the stock market itself. false. people immediately stop eating out in a downturn. evidence here: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/recession-took-a-bite-of-restaurant-sales/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:38:02 No.17669415 >>17669373 Cthulu awakens and punishes us all for ruining his investments

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:38:03 No.17669416 ITS FUCKING HAPPENING 9% HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:38:07 No.17669417 >>17669396 agricultural crisis

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:38:16 No.17669420 File: 209 KB, 2092x1179, 1568126760640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669397 oh fuck mis lados

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:38:23 No.17669421 I don't want to die a virgin bros

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:38:28 No.17669423 >Stock market stream >hearing guy yell "I'M FUCKING DONE THATS IT"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:38:31 No.17669424 File: 110 KB, 953x1282, big_pigeon_pathetic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a pathetic pump. Pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:38:36 No.17669427 >>17669411 Oh fug

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:38:40 No.17669430 >>17669396 war

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:38:40 No.17669431 >>17669347 I'll take your house off your hands for free

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:38:41 No.17669432 File: 495 KB, 860x779, 405-4053178_anime-girl-laughing-png-transparent-png.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAHAHAHA YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF HAHAHA Can't wait to buy when market gets to the bottom

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:38:47 No.17669434 >>17669383 buy back at $24.7365

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:38:49 No.17669435 File: 65 KB, 1536x864, MyAccuratePredictionBasedOnNoFacts.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's going to be a long way down isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:38:51 No.17669436 >>17669396 retirement crisis

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:39:02 No.17669440 >>17669360 We're living in a simulation

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:39:03 No.17669441 >>17669373 Drumpf commits sepokku live on television

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:39:04 No.17669442 >>17669347 google "underwater mortgage"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:39:04 No.17669443 >>17669396 >iran collapses >saudi declares war on russia what a turn of events, based bacteria

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:39:09 No.17669445 >>17669421 you up for being a bottom bitch? I'll make sure you don't anon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:39:13 No.17669449 likely won't get worse than -8 today, probably recover the rest of the week

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:39:14 No.17669451 File: 365 KB, 750x750, 3599be6b38df093c0228b0bd8bd71ceccf32ca224b0be96bc4999e48e4baacc2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So when do we enter official "try to get your money" territory?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:39:16 No.17669452 File: 570 KB, 1122x1066, 1583766111288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669397 Biz keeps on givin

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:39:19 No.17669454 [DELETED]

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>>17669353
Because unlike the US they rely on petroleum exports to pay their bills
They can't have billybob out in Texas and North Dakota drilling so much and cutting in to Russia's marketshare
So they flood the market to bankrupt everyone and buy time

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:39:26 No.17669456 File: 62 KB, 387x580, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669352

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:39:27 No.17669457 >>17669286 Absolutely out of the question. But don't get mad at me if half of this gets retraced tomorrow. That's a day trader's play and I ain't no cool guy day trader.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:39:33 No.17669458 >>17669373 a lot of companies who have been reaping the benefits of leverage for the last few years going under millions of jobs lost etc

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:39:35 No.17669460 Well looks like Biden is going to win the election and the deep state is going back to pulling the strings.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:39:38 No.17669461 >>17669396 Electronics crisis Communication crisis Food crisis Homestead crisis Bullet crisis

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:39:57 No.17669468 File: 142 KB, 360x346, 122656526.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nice pump

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:40:14 No.17669473 >>17669396 Don't need anything else. The last time this happened was during the collapse of the bronze age. Have fun bros.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:40:16 No.17669474 >>17669396 Housing crisis

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:40:19 No.17669475 >>17669443 turkey with our nukes going to war in that circumstance

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:40:29 No.17669477 File: 254 KB, 785x1000, 45436564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] they are poooooooooomping NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:40:31 No.17669478 >>17669396 extraterrestrial crisis

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:40:33 No.17669480 how to profit from virus and people being retarded? do you just short? i don't know much about stocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:40:37 No.17669482 >>17669417 this is the biggest one peak phosphorus is less than 10 years away

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:40:42 No.17669484 >DUUUH IT'S A FED PUMP!! FED PUMP!! FED PUMPARINOS!! Pumps are illegal, you idiots. The Fed doesn't do illegal things.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:40:44 No.17669486 >>17669435 Use a logarithmic y-axis and post again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:40:49 No.17669489 File: 78 KB, 608x608, 1515706537820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669150 Oh god

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:40:55 No.17669493 I just can't wait until a whale drops TSLA and it plummets $200 in the span of 20 - 40 minutes.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:41:02 No.17669495 [DELETED]

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BROS I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY JOB

HOW WILL I SUSTAIN MY LIVING HOW?!?

BROOOOOOOOOOOS

BROS I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY JOB

HOW WILL I SUSTAIN MY LIVING HOW?!?

BROOOOOOOOOOOS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:41:08 No.17669500 File: 2.84 MB, 3264x2448, 91C2845D-7DC3-40F9-897C-3E5347733E45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look sundaddy took a fun pic of the death bote coming in to dock! Gwim’s poor neighbor is on there :(

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:41:11 No.17669499 File: 920 KB, 310x403, flipdyflipamgosters.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] buy buy buy ty

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:41:16 No.17669502 File: 459 KB, 2000x1333, FUCK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669222 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:41:24 No.17669503 File: 41 KB, 800x450, cover10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >is this the end?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:41:27 No.17669505 >>17669168 OY NYET NYET NYET!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:41:38 No.17669510 >>17669460 > implying Biden will survive Corona

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:41:42 No.17669511 File: 94 KB, 602x709, 1484896336089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669222

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:41:47 No.17669515 >>17669396 > student debt crisis > mfw Millenizoomers will never recover from this > mfw all the years of fapping and vidya are coming home to roost

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:41:48 No.17669514 >>17669454 too bad for them. the towelheads called their bluff

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:41:48 No.17669516 >>17669317 they had nothing to begin with

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:41:49 No.17669517 >>17669480 its too late now but you could've bought shitloads of hand sanitizer and face masks and sold them at 5x the value. other than that, puts, aka shorts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:41:53 No.17669519 File: 42 KB, 714x330, download (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669029 This needs to be stickied

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:41:59 No.17669521 File: 247 KB, 1224x1445, 1445476258792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669484

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:42:09 No.17669524 File: 813 KB, 808x805, 1498596234096.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669222

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:42:27 No.17669528 >>17669222 oh lawd

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:42:33 No.17669533 File: 148 KB, 239x368, gilbert merchant.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669250 is this the best stream right now? i hear some guy wailing from time to time, no screams yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:42:42 No.17669537 >>17669373 I'll tell you what happens: LET THE BOOMERS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BOOMERS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BOOMERS HIT THE... FLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:43:16 No.17669546 File: 1.21 MB, 970x1366, 1583510270317.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >-2100

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:43:20 No.17669547 LISTEN TO THIS THE MOANS OF THE DAMNED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjg5lYqvzUs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:43:24 No.17669549 What should I do, anons? $2k put aside for this eventuality throughout college - unsure about options trading. Wait for a further collapse and buy a bunch of cheapies?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:43:30 No.17669552 It wont go past 9% right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:43:31 No.17669554 File: 1.07 MB, 300x300, 1578449907757.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669478 This probably Yellowstone too > But Yellowstone is stable Yeah but after the Cascadias go off with an 11 Mag the geyser place is gonna blow sky high

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:43:37 No.17669558 >>17669495 You can join my post apocalyptic gang

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:43:45 No.17669562 File: 41 KB, 512x564, 1561897978090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669268 >Canada dumping as hard as shitty countries like Italy and Brazil

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:43:46 No.17669564 >-2,100 INVEST IN ROPE INVEST IN ROPE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:43:49 No.17669566 Give me a website to watch this thing dropping live please

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:43:58 No.17669572 DOW will close at 23500 screencap this post

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:44:10 No.17669579 >Boomer memes >Corona-chan killing boomers >Stock market crash ruining boomers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:44:12 No.17669580 >>17669547 Timestamp for good moans/screams?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:44:24 No.17669586 cheapie real estate soon as boomers panic sell their houses guys, it's the time to buy up all the cheapies and make big monies once the market returns next year

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:44:33 No.17669590 File: 404 KB, 342x342, 1563009979045.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NEW DAILY LOW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:44:38 No.17669594 > Tfw Drumpf gets cucked and betrayed by Putin and the Saudis >muh stockerinos > muh reelectiorinos > muh keep America greaterino

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:44:41 No.17669595 Fed bros i dont feel so good

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:44:43 No.17669596 [DELETED]

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I was a dumb teen during the 2008 crisis and my parents weren't hit by it because they are federal workers, Was the crisis really that impactful?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:44:48 No.17669598 File: 89 KB, 250x250, 1540503275983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't worry guys. The power hour pump will take it back to just -1500

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:44:50 No.17669599 >>17669566 read the OP you illiterate fucking nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:44:53 No.17669601 >-2143

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:00 No.17669606 >>17669317 Budapest more like Budabest

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:03 No.17669610 How do I convince my sister everything is going to shit? Right now her main concern about the world is illegal immigrants even though my family are immigrants.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:05 No.17669611 Alex Jones is on fucking fire today, best soundtrack for the end of capitalism

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:08 No.17669614 File: 404 KB, 2288x655, 06RyjV6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] O-okay bogs funny joke! You can pump now haha...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:10 No.17669615 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:15 No.17669616 File: 809 KB, 1078x814, [HorribleSubs] Fairy Tail - 69 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_08.07.282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661529 >8% HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:23 No.17669622 >>17669484 t. powell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:24 No.17669624 EWJ puts now or eod?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:27 No.17669625 File: 7 KB, 228x228, 1571973806774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669029 Lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:30 No.17669626 >>17669547 >there's still 1 hour left holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:33 No.17669629 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA S&P -8%.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:37 No.17669630 >>17669572 Nah, it always shoots up right before close. It'll only end up being down 900 points by the end of the day but no one is gonna feel good about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:40 No.17669633 File: 684 KB, 1440x2960, Screenshot_20200309-144446_thinkorswim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NEW LOW OF DAY FUCKING SELL EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:48 No.17669636 >>17669500 Why do you talk like this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:48 No.17669637 >>17669596 Are you sure you’re not still a dumb teenager?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:52 No.17669639 File: 102 KB, 600x500, 1583764806824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669579 >>17669572 >>17669580 THIS FLORIDIAN RETIREES BTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:53 No.17669640 Will we be green tomorrow guys?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:57 No.17669642 >Dow Jones feed >"Alright, you fucked my wife" ?????????? WHATS GOING ON OVER THERE??

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:57 No.17669643 >>17669547 Who the fuck are those dumb niggers buying? fucking retards

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:45:59 No.17669644 >>17669549 buy a gun

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:46:08 No.17669646 >>17669547 -8.73% FOR TOP 5 BIGGEST PERCENTAGE DROPS IN HISTORY GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:46:17 No.17669654 >>17669626 No circuit breakers until ~20% after 3:25

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:46:24 No.17669660 >>17669616 >fairy tail Trash

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:46:26 No.17669662 File: 99 KB, 1024x768, 1317179421723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am so ready for the inevitable bailouts. Take ALL my tax money!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:46:29 No.17669663 >>17669146 Global.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:46:53 No.17669666 >>17669610 Listen to your sister

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:46:53 No.17669667 >>17669642 imagine learning that you were cucked on a day like this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:46:58 No.17669672 >>17669644 Far ahead of you. Far.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:47:01 No.17669673 File: 107 KB, 584x584, 1583714115308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669552 >It wont go past 9% right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:47:02 No.17669676 If the market tanks 2008 part 2 style, how much could 5 grand of SQQQ become worth?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:47:10 No.17669678 guess the close

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:47:17 No.17669681 File: 131 KB, 980x1470, YqTNB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] time to buy buy buy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:47:23 No.17669684 File: 29 KB, 650x590, 4L_A2OqJFJN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TRUMP CLOSE THE MARKETS ORDER THEM SHUT AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:47:38 No.17669691 >>17669146 Eurocuck stonks cratered harder than 2008

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:47:40 No.17669693 File: 64 KB, 657x253, ebin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:47:44 No.17669694 >>17669146 go look at your futures man

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:47:48 No.17669696 >>17669678 Negative a million.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:47:49 No.17669697 File: 55 KB, 457x534, 1580586452494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669029

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:47:50 No.17669699 If they dump, when will they do it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:47:50 No.17669701 >>17669676 15 grand is optimistic. Bear markets are extremely volatile, and triple leveraged securities like SQQQ are going to get hit on beta decay.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:47:51 No.17669703
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>>17669150
I'm pretty sure south america and africa already has cases, It's over we are fucking dead
I thought the apocalypse would never come but it's actually here FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:47:51 No.17669705 Redpill me on the inevitable recession. What should I buy to make maximum profits in 10 years or so?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:47:59 No.17669709 >>17669676 Depends how often the days end with a loss.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:48:21 No.17669714 THE PUMP IS IN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:48:26 No.17669719 WHAT SHOULD I BUY END OF THE WEEK?! >only own shiny rocks and farts in crypto

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:48:27 No.17669718 >>17669705 BTC

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:48:28 No.17669721 File: 2.58 MB, 448x369, abef314869ab8532cf10bb9c8c0bb6fd.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >dow was -8.4%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:48:30 No.17669723 EMERGENCY PUMP TEAM ACTIVATE BURN MORE MONEY FUCK THE DOLLAR

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:48:38 No.17669726 >These pathetic pump attempts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:48:40 No.17669727 pumping again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:48:41 No.17669728 >>17669640 Euro futures at - 9% Italy at - 13. Not a chance

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:48:41 No.17669729 >>17669703 These face expressions remind me of my highschool days. :(

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:48:43 No.17669730 BIG GREEN DILDOS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:48:51 No.17669733 >>17669705 Redstone and diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:48:52 No.17669734 >>17669399 based bull

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:49:11 No.17669742 File: 31 KB, 390x500, 5eb397dfdec6b3b80c54cd5924e16d824a292025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669705 >What should I buy to make maximum profits in 10 years or so? Communism

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:49:14 No.17669743 is now a good time to buy gold?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:49:19 No.17669746 ah this is nothing i ain't worried until the 2nd circuit breaker hits.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:49:19 No.17669748 Why is everyone losing their shit over this normal correction?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:49:43 No.17669757 Do I buy gold right now? Gold had a delayed drop after 2008 recession then rose, should I wait for that drop or buy now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:49:44 No.17669758 >>17669636 With reluctant's long absence someone needs to cutepost, smg isn't smg without someone posting in a weird tone. I've taken up the mantle the last few months.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:49:58 No.17669764 SOME KIND OF MONSTERRRRRRRRRRR SOME KIND OF MONSTERRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:50:00 No.17669767 File: 55 KB, 258x360, 1481349343054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >back to -8%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:50:01 No.17669768 >>17669703 >when they your dick but you still now they're going to suck it whores are whores

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:50:09 No.17669771 File: 73 KB, 1280x720, 1534874886465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669748 It's fun

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:50:15 No.17669775 File: 1.17 MB, 1280x720, 1579821053796.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669222

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:50:29 No.17669781 >>17669733 Thx for the input. Next time I visit your fat mama I'll steal back the diamond ring I gave her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:50:29 No.17669782 reminder that ZIRP is priced in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:50:30 No.17669783 >>17669748 Because it's fun to see a bunch of boomers lose their shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:50:41 No.17669790 Cant wait to buy a house for £50

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:50:55 No.17669793 PUMP REJECTED AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:50:56 No.17669796 File: 875 KB, 1242x1225, 1582460534269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IS THIS ALL YOU CAN DO FED?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:50:59 No.17669797 Before the market closes there will be a ninja dump below 9%. Screencap this post.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:51:09 No.17669802 File: 41 KB, 581x581, bogged.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] T MINUS 10 MINUTES UNTIL THE PPT OF ALL PPT BEGINS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:51:17 No.17669806 File: 404 KB, 489x445, xadx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] after foreign leveraged traders get liquidated later today the golden bullrun will begin

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:51:18 No.17669807 >>17669748 Human civilization as we know it is collapsing. This is not a normal correction

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:51:24 No.17669809 File: 151 KB, 692x680, 1573844520536.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] they're POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:51:26 No.17669811 >>17669029 Why do they keep clapping?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:51:31 No.17669814 >>17669748 what correction? it's just a dip

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:51:33 No.17669815 Bill Gates got jokes! www.bing.com

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:51:35 No.17669816 Percentage wise this bad boy holds ninth place in World stock market crashes history narrowly defeating 2008 Lehman collapse but it could go to 8th place if it falls a little further

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:51:52 No.17669824 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtF1GnObpPo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:51:55 No.17669827 holy pump

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:51:56 No.17669829
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I FELL ASLEEP BEFORE I MOVED BY LIMIT BUYS AROUND AND SET LIMIT SELLS

DOWN FUCKING 13% OR MORE IN SOME OF THIS SHIT ALREADY AAAAAAAA WHAT DO I DO NOW!!!!

>>17669681
Well it’s certainly past time to sell.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:52:06 No.17669833 File: 233 KB, 700x700, 4L_PvhuG7Re.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >suspected corona closed schools in area last week >several people dry coughing in the office Why the FUCK are they coming to work

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:52:13 No.17669835 the pump is coming in hard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:52:27 No.17669837 >>17669758 Carry on, brother

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:52:28 No.17669838 File: 15 KB, 500x283, 3AFFDBE7-5E14-49BE-A491-16E6E2B0B9F5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you think the fed will kill the dollar with all these huge pumps? Jesus Christ, imagine pumping this into a positive net gain right now.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:52:39 No.17669842

>>17669562
Expected. Trudy's fault. He has behaved like money is an endless fountain for him to spend at will on whatever globo whim caught his fancy. He SOLD the gold reserves a couple years ago.

As western Canadian leaf I welcome this. Burn it all down. #wexit. Or join the US as 51st state. Or whatever. Just get my province out of this poorfag country.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:52:45 No.17669844 File: 17 KB, 627x355, Feds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feds aint fuckin' around with this pump, lads

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:53:04 No.17669855 >>17669806 i cant even fucking imagine the level of margin call some of these dudes will be looking at desu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:53:06 No.17669856 >>17669833 The ecoofnomy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:53:15 No.17669861 File: 161 KB, 750x371, 1576982005080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:53:18 No.17669864 >>17669829 >Well it’s certainly past time to sell. we still have a ways to fall before we hit the bottom

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:53:25 No.17669867 File: 63 KB, 599x339, 04931e2f-0004-4d37-a7d3-231f661d4124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OUR BOY IS DOING FINANCIAL ANALYSIS LIVE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:53:29 No.17669871 The DOW has touched the 200 weekly moving average. Lets see if it can hold.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:53:29 No.17669872 >>17669842 We'll trade you for California.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:53:31 No.17669873 PPT is working overtime

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:53:31 No.17669874 That was the gayest pump I've ever seen > ket's throw another 100 billion > aaaand it's gone

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:53:41 No.17669876 >>17669806 >bullrun Why would there be a bull-run when all market signals and forecasts are negative? Could you picture a bull-run surviving through a quarantine of Manhattan?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:53:46 No.17669877 >>17668290 PFFFF

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:54:10 No.17669888 File: 112 KB, 1000x541, wtf did you just say to me you little bigot ill have you know i graduated at the top of my class in womens studies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669842

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:54:34 No.17669895

Hhhh! l-is that a collapsing market? H-n-nuuh... I must simulate...
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kkhh, AAAUUGH, mmmhOH FUCK, OUUUHMMMM
HHHHNN SNNFHN HNNNN sNNFH 00UURRRGHHH
RRMMMMMM SHHNFFN HNNN SHHNF HNNN
WWUUUU0000.... Ah...I'm...PUMPING (PUMP)
I'm..hhnnh (PUMP) PUMPING (PUMP) I'm...P-PUMPING
(PUMP) I'm...(PUMP) PUMPING (PUMPING) I'M
PUMPING (PUMP) AAAAAAAAUUAUAAAAA (PUMP)
OH FUCK, AAAUUUU, PUMPING!! 0OOOHHHHH
AAAAAaaAAAAAAA (PUMPING) N00000 (PUMP)
N0000aaoo000 0H FUCK IT'S EVERYWHERE (PUMP)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. . . EU U U G H H , 0000 H H H H,
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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:54:38 No.17669897 >>17669872 Done deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:54:45 No.17669898 >>17669833 The corona must flow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:54:46 No.17669899 File: 94 KB, 796x1082, 1583632206905.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GET BACK HERE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:54:54 No.17669904 >lets just throw another 500 billion in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:54:56 No.17669906 Economylet here, is the US actually just dumping money into it to make it seem like everything is fine? How does this work?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:55:01 No.17669908 >>17669874 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:55:06 No.17669910 File: 95 KB, 600x600, 137904_9G2Ii0yv.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's alot of fucking money the USA is pumping right now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:55:15 No.17669913 File: 1.83 MB, 245x245, tumblr_o2eokpvOaz1rbw50xo4_250.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's only -20% however

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:55:20 No.17669917 File: 2.52 MB, 1856x743, Bear.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669815 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:55:21 No.17669918 >>17669867 What he said?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:55:28 No.17669922 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KI9eN-AY1s

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:55:32 No.17669924 CNBC in complete damage control mode, they're telling boomers to not sell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:55:42 No.17669927 Don't sell. It will start going back up around friday

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:55:43 No.17669928 Who's got the image of the thread where the anon warns that Italy will be this first hit?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:55:47 No.17669931 >>17669844 >PRINT MORE MONEY BUY MORE DOW AAAAGGGGHHHHHHH LMAO it's gonna dump again retard, juts like the last artificial pump. Lower highs lower lows, it's fucking over hahahahahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:55:55 No.17669935 >>17669867 where tf is his hair?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:56:08 No.17669940 >>17669906 >is the US actually just dumping money into it to make it seem like everything is fine? yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:56:11 No.17669941 Fuck this gay ass market and the fed. You literally cannot pump trillions that will destroy the fucking economy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:56:12 No.17669942 Confirmed up 2K tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:56:12 No.17669943 >lets fastball a handful of trillies see what happens

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:56:18 No.17669946 We should survive this week the feds are pumping billions and everything will go back to normal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:56:22 No.17669948 >>17669906 Who else would save an american stock market? There's no way there's so many dumb boomers investing right now,

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:56:33 No.17669955 Lets be honest, is the fed actually pumping this to try to get it alive or is it just a meme. who would actually be mass buying on a monday during one of the biggest drops in recent history.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:56:40 No.17669956 I think it’s gonna pump. I just watched SPY calls go UP in value as the market sank to new lows followed by this little bounce about 30 min later. Makes no sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:56:43 No.17669957 ALGOS REALIZING WE HIT THE BOTTOM FOR TODAY if you're a risk taker, buy calls and hold overnight for a massive PUMP tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:56:56 No.17669962 >>17669941 thats why its crashing in the first place they pumped 6 trillion late 2019 early 2020

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:56:58 No.17669963 File: 141 KB, 888x548, 1582884773352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669867 wtf, why he's bald now?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:57:06 No.17669966
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>>17669705
Insider tip...
Physical delivery of Silver preferably Rounds of Bullion.
1964 Silver if you cant find enough of that, probably quarters and half dollars.

We will be converting over to a gold/silver ecomony again and were sorta in the death throes of this economy failure. Trump is doing it, next step is negative interest since hes got it to near zero already, his people ate in the fed now.

Precious metals will be reassessed and there is far less silver than historically maintained.
Price will skyrocket, to about 1/7 or 1/11th of Gold.
> In a silver and gold economy, holding on to real silver before it ever happened, and the value of silver skyrockets too

Prices of all goods are expected to Double. But your value will x8.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:57:13 No.17669969 >natural 1000 point surge incoming

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:57:13 No.17669970 How far can oil drop brahs?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:57:17 No.17669972 >>17669855 >500x USD/JPY cfd lol >>17669876 because the market is like a rubber band, and it moves after small specs get de levered

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:57:23 No.17669974 File: 38 KB, 757x523, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These fake and gay pumps, they don't even try to randomize when they happen

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:57:30 No.17669977 >>17669867 Stonecold Steve Austin is doing financial analysis now?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:57:34 No.17669980 >>17669396 Asteroid of history making proportions crashing into Earth.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:57:52 No.17669984 >>17669924 Why would you sell at a loss? I’m surprised CNBC isn’t telling people to sell and throw money into banks/under people’s mattresses.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:57:55 No.17669987 >they didn't believe in the Fed LMAO BEARS GET FUCKED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:58:13 No.17669992 The pump is in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:58:26 No.17669995 >>17669948 >>17669940 How bad can this get? Has this pumping EVER worked?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:58:30 No.17669997 File: 18 KB, 250x331, 5a9b4350cd047f15da28b08938109a9c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where will SQQQ be tomorrow magic 8 ball?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:58:35 No.17670001 File: 97 KB, 873x526, jsh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669977 >>17669963 >>17669935

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:58:39 No.17670003 Correct me if I’m wrong. but won’t the fed cause interest rates to go up drastically?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:58:42 No.17670004 >>17669871 If it doesn't you will see some shit. But it probably will.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:58:42 No.17670005 >>17669347 sell it asap once all these boomer die off, the prices will go through the floor because of all these empty McMansions

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:58:48 No.17670009 >>17669970 Low 20's in a price war. Potentially lower if Corona keeps spreading to important countries driving down demand even further.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:59:03 No.17670016 File: 5 KB, 180x200, 1431580304720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669980 Do it. I look forward to mile-high waves.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:59:03 No.17670017 >>17669029 They should open tommorow with church bells and a plague doctor yelling "BRING OUT YOUR DEAD," just to see how the market would react.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:59:04 No.17670018 File: 239 KB, 288x369, 1554085210953.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >hard pump again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:59:06 No.17670021 >Pump is in >Can barely get it above 24k Its over

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:59:15 No.17670023 Losses recouped in a week and bears are on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:59:20 No.17670024 >>17669987 Yeah this is the beginning of the golden bullerino right here

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:59:25 No.17670027 I FUCKING TOLD YOU FUCKERS FED IS PUMPING AT THE END OF EVERY DAY, YOU CAN ALMOST SET YOUR WATCH TO IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:59:31 No.17670029 He sold? Pump et

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:59:35 No.17670031

>>17669838
>Do you think the fed will kill the dollar with all these huge pumps?
fuck no
always remember: everyone else is even worse
dollar will always be the last man standing when bad things happen

look at European interest rates and stock indices right now and see for yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:59:47 No.17670035 >>17669966 I've got over 100oz of silver and 1/2oz of gold. I hope you and that schiff tripfag are right.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:59:48 No.17670036 File: 254 KB, 376x476, 1514954810671.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670001 >shaves his head >leaves his facial hair His mask will never give a good seal, fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:59:52 No.17670038 >>17669867 he's trying to sell me caffeine pills

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:59:55 No.17670040 >>17669972 that honestly gives me fucking shivers i need a beer i think

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 14:59:59 No.17670042 File: 27 KB, 216x398, 1582878746578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:00:01 No.17670043 >>17669966 We literally will never go back to trading silver and gold memecoins. Crypto will take over

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:00:11 No.17670048 File: 57 KB, 303x600, Sex.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669723 >>17669726 >>17669727 Trump is burning it down Negative interest incoming Him and his team ran up the credit card and now theyre bankrupting

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:00:25 No.17670052 >>17670003 Imagine raising interest rates in a recession imagine millenials murdering each other for the opportunity to be employed in McDonalds unpaid internship

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:00:28 No.17670057 >>17669966 Where did you fags buy it from?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:00:28 No.17670058 File: 283 KB, 828x1792, 04B60D40-4446-46E8-82FB-CC13458B4BB7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 200 week moving average holding so far, still a long ways to go.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:00:29 No.17670059 File: 62 KB, 359x258, 1548268542645.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PH pump time. Hold on, boyos.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:00:34 No.17670060

I know certain people who control certain shit.
The USA would rather see inflation to the extreme before market collapse.
This is ultimately going to fuck over a bunch of people. Don't sell since money now will be worth less shortly and the stocks will go back up guaranteed after a month unless some retarded shit happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:00:37 No.17670061 So weak this rally. You can almost feel it staggering off the floor. p-pls no mas no mas kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:00:39 No.17670062 File: 839 KB, 1280x715, 1572845751628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >back under 24k after pump

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:00:54 No.17670068

>>17669873
The PPT are not the ones actively buying now, they either buy around the open hours or right before the close in hope of reversing the market sentiment. Buying randomly during the day has never been a strategy they use... not to mention that these moves are way too small to make any difference which is also evidence enough that this is not the PPT.
You will notice when they step in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:00:55 No.17670070 File: 1.72 MB, 1911x804, Screen Shot 2020-03-09 at 1.59.47 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm a boat.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:01:06 No.17670071 >I'LL PUMP TRILLIONS INTO THE MARKET BEFORE I LET THIS ECONOMY DIE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:01:08 No.17670073 >>17670031 You might want to check DXY retard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:01:12 No.17670074 >>17670004 It just bounced. Amazing stuff really. The week has only just started though and I'm inclined to believe that we're going to retest it in the coming days.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:01:13 No.17670075 File: 42 KB, 743x416, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670027 >pump >literally just a local max peaking again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:01:16 No.17670077 alright so when is this pump going to end so i can buy puts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:01:23 No.17670079 Europoors on suicide watch as Americans rake in the dough. Bears are exposed as (((bears))) and (((Goldman-Sachs))) is behind the fear.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:01:43 No.17670083 Fine, pump it! Give me those cheap SPCE puts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:01:44 No.17670084 >>17669190 The FED will always be pozzed and bluepilled, hang yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:01:48 No.17670087 When do I buy, is it going to get even worse from here?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:01:56 No.17670088 File: 2.62 MB, 1680x888, untitled_v1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17667752 Take my energy Corona-chan! You can do it!!! Burn this gay earth

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:02:04 No.17670092 >>17669987 HOW MUCH MORE MONEY CAN THEY PRINT UNTIL FIAT BECOMES WORTHLESS YOU STUPID BULL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:02:15 No.17670096

>>17670060
>I know certain people who control certain shi
pics or it didnt happen
>The USA would rather see inflation to the extreme before market collapse
i mean no fucking shit
>This is ultimately going to fuck over a bunch of people
color me shocked

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:02:16 No.17670097 a homeless man just came into my store begging for change this so already so much worse than 08

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:02:18 No.17670100 >>17669610 You're part of the problem

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:02:28 No.17670105 >>17669995 Yes, they have successfully softened stock market crashes in the past

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:02:36 No.17670108 >>17670087 yes, next month will be bad

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:02:38 No.17670109 >>17670058 based sequentialfag. Works on 1 minute btw, if the moves are clean.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:02:40 No.17670110 File: 71 KB, 500x546, Valkorion_face~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670070 Probably nowhere is safe at this point but I'm glad I don't live on the west coast

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:02:55 No.17670115 Powell forgot to charge his phone so he can't use Robinhood right now. We are officially dumping.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:02:59 No.17670117 $30 per barrel for oil... Is this going to make gasoline prices go down? I'd like to see sub $2 gasoline again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:03:00 No.17670118 PUMP IT FEDS ITD DROPPING BELOW 24K AGAIN WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:03:11 No.17670121 if you want a Dividend King on the recent cheap, Parker Hannifin (PH) had a massive drop today. Bought some and will hold forever

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:03:13 No.17670122 >>17670087 Bull market continues in a week, end March/EarlyApril at the latest

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:03:16 No.17670124 File: 48 KB, 590x572, YIS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >FED goes hard pump >Barely goes above 24k HAHAHAHAHA WOOOOHOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:03:18 No.17670125 >>17669906 https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/opolicy/operating_policy_200309 $150 BILLION >$150 BILLION $150 BILLION

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:03:22 No.17670126 >>17670087 Are you kidding me? People are only, NOW, just waking up to how bad things are.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:03:31 No.17670130 Fed bros i dont feel so good WHY CANT WE PUMP IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:03:33 No.17670132 >>17670117 I like in AL and I saw $1.99 gas just a few days ago. It'll happen

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:03:41 No.17670136 >>17670117 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:03:56 No.17670145 What companies to buy?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:03:59 No.17670147 >>17669610 what's your sisters number?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:04:11 No.17670153 >>17670084 nice buzzwords. what board did you learn them from, you subhuman NPC?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:04:13 No.17670154 >>17670097 Same here, I threw acid on him though. Hopefully he won't get that close to me again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:04:18 No.17670156 >>17670117 >WOOO CHEAP GAS! >Guys, why are gas companies going under?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:04:19 No.17670155 >>17670124 LOWER HIGHS LOWER LOWS LOWER HIGHS LOWER LOWS IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:04:19 No.17670157 The last time we had a dump this bad was in 2008 and the 'double dip' depression of 1935. What does that tell you? What does that tell the market makers?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:04:19 No.17670158 >>17670058 S&P has a little more to go before it encounters the 200week at 2640.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:04:20 No.17670160 >>17670117 $1.82 at my gas station in Texas

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:04:24 No.17670161 >>17670117 TESLA AND PRIUS OWNERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:04:24 No.17670162 DROP IT >DROP IT DROP IT >DROP IT DROP IT >DROP IT FUCKING DO IT, LET THE MARKET WORK ON IT'S OWN DAMMIT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:05:02 No.17670171 OH NO BULLERINOS LOOKS LIKE THE PUMPERINO COULDNT RAISE THE STOCKERINO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:05:03 No.17670172 why is UNP and CAT dumping? don't they profit on lower cost of petrol?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:05:03 No.17670173 >>17670117 It's just hitting sub 2 in GA, I know some states like SC have been there for weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:05:13 No.17670176 so we green tomorrow or should i hodl my shorts?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:05:13 No.17670177
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>>17670043
>>17670057
Memecoins will die a bloody sputtering death.
Crypto will be destroyed in a cyberattack.
You are warned.
> do you know the beauty of quantum computers?
> dost thou know that what is publicly seen is a mere shadow od what may exist?
You are warned.
If it aint physical, you dont have it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:05:19 No.17670178 This PUMP tho!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:05:27 No.17670180 HUGE PUMP INCOMING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:05:28 No.17670181 So we can just keep this sticky forever right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:05:31 No.17670184 File: 5 KB, 225x225, 4L_FbL8yMHW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You called?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:05:35 No.17670187 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EL ERIAN STILL SAYING DO NOT BUY THIS DIP TOO LATE MY OLD BERKSHIRE ORDER TRIGGERED LOTS OF SHIT JUST BECAME BAGS!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:05:40 No.17670189 File: 25 KB, 396x221, 1435945059596.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670115 Imagine Uncle Powell using RH.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:05:46 No.17670190 >-6,66% IT'S OVER

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:05:47 No.17670191 >>17670145 Mortuary services, headstone manufacturers, coffin production and most importantly for our boomer friends, rope production.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:05:48 No.17670192 File: 776 KB, 828x1792, 503EA409-5FD3-4F5B-9620-2C81B448D8D7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wanna go on a cruise?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:05:51 No.17670193 File: 561 KB, 588x670, 1583774788515.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670087 If you're in the USA start to help yourself, stocks are not your problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:05:54 No.17670197 PUMPED PUMPED PUMPED PUMPED PUMPED PUMPED PUMPED PUMPED PUMPED PUMPED PUMPED PUMPED PUMPED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:06:08 No.17670203 holy fuck how much was that just now? about a 300 billion?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:06:11 No.17670204 File: 712 KB, 959x597, Screen Shot 2020-03-09 at 12.05.29 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mommy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:06:11 No.17670206 >>17670158 Funny enough that's basically the bullish trend line aswell, so if we go under that then... ouchi

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:06:15 No.17670207 It's going back up. We're back in the clear!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:06:18 No.17670208 BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:06:20 No.17670210 >>17670157 >What does that tell the market makers? keep the spread as far as possible and laugh all the way to the bank?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:06:21 No.17670209 Should I buy GLD or is it too high currently?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:06:25 No.17670213 PUMP IT JEROME

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:06:34 No.17670217 >>17670117 Sub $2 in rural KS for a couple weeks now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:06:36 No.17670218 >>17670156 >yes we need to pay $5 a gallon to make sure gas companies can stay solvent

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:06:43 No.17670221
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you technical analysts and your meme lines and faggy moving averages mean nothing

fundamentally nothing is changed, society is fine, just some russians and saudis fighting over oil, and some Chinese people having a bad flu.

you'd have to be a complete idiot to think this warrants a global 20% correction

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:06:44 No.17670220 File: 116 KB, 971x720, norris.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] less than an hour until market close, Feddies definitely want the DJIA to stay above 24k

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:06:47 No.17670222 >>17670206 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:06:52 No.17670224 PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:06:57 No.17670228 File: 176 KB, 1921x1280, 1504879542759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670161 Just wait till the fracking companies go under and the prices shoot back up

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:07:00 No.17670229 IF WE END GREEN I WILL REMOVE SOME RIBS AND SUCK MY OWN DICK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:07:06 No.17670232 JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:07:08 No.17670233 >>17670132 Centeral Texas anon here reporting $1.89 per gallon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:07:14 No.17670234 >>17670153 >No argument to be found Typical...

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:07:22 No.17670235

>>17670157
Except those were due to fucked economic politics. This shit is just (((them))) stirring fears within the populous and saying “muh Coronavirus” and “muh oil”. If you think Saudi production continues at this rate for more than a week or two you’re not very smart.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:07:32 No.17670237 Where's the latest virus tally? Seems like they're waiting to announce it until after the stocks close.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:07:35 No.17670239 File: 245 KB, 1439x759, Screenshot_20200309-150616_TD Ameritrade Mobile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gambling with options is so much fun. Made 110 bucks with 1 contract in literally 30 seconds

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:07:40 No.17670242 >>17670220 dow 20,000 here we come, check em

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:07:48 No.17670245 PUMP IT FED BROS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:07:48 No.17670246 3:10 is when the real fed pump starts. Like clockwork

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:07:51 No.17670247 >>17670217 I forgot I live in communisticut, and they put like a 50 cent per gallon tax on that shit so that like niggers in inner cities can have gibs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:07:52 No.17670248 File: 326 KB, 587x481, stevie wonder.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670059 ring ring >it's me. don's freaking out. says this makes him look bad, very bad. pump it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:07:57 No.17670253 File: 22 KB, 500x281, Aaaaand-Its-Gone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] let's pump a few billion dollars into the stock market aaaand it's gone

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:07:57 No.17670254 The fed will own a majority share in every US company soon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:08:08 No.17670258 >>17670125 >$150 BILLION oh that's only about $500 per US citizen per day it's all fine everything is fine buy buy buy!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:08:14 No.17670261 >>17669237 a bankrupt company is worth shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:08:15 No.17670262 >>17670221 >All events cancelled >No one wants to fly anymore >Restaurants empty What a nothingburger.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:08:19 No.17670264 >>17670221 the market was overbought anyway, algos and boomers needed a reason to take profits and this is it. if your investing horizon is more than 24 months, great time to DCA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:08:28 No.17670269 File: 50 KB, 1000x581, rwvtxokjbnf31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >DROP IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:08:29 No.17670268 I have no idea what is going on

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:08:54 No.17670272 sub 23k here we come

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:08:59 No.17670276 File: 390 KB, 1378x904, b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:09:31 No.17670287 File: 31 KB, 477x405, 1250470173852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are those clown car sounds on the Dow Jones floor?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:09:32 No.17670288 3.....2......1..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:09:35 No.17670289 can you guys give me some gold please

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:09:39 No.17670291 >>17670254 Nationalize everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:09:43 No.17670293 God damn it. WHY WONT JNJ AND COSTCO DIP INTO MY BUY ZONE?!?!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:09:46 No.17670295 File: 262 KB, 1321x1170, trumpbanksmeeting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PPT meets Wednesday. If you want to try catching knives, that would be the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:09:50 No.17670296 >>17670235 If you seriously think economic politics are not the worst they've ever been you're deluding yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:10:00 No.17670298 >>17661529 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED FED NIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:10:00 No.17670299 >>17670268 A sputtering red death > Bus captcha comes up, wtf is that supposed to mean...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:10:02 No.17670300 >>17670254 Can the fed even legally do that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:10:02 No.17670301 >>17670222 Also, 200 week SMA has not been breached for more than a day or so since 2011.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:10:11 No.17670303 >>17670253 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:10:12 No.17670304 >>17670268 The Fed are pumping literally billions into the market to desperately keep it above 24k

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:10:19 No.17670307 >>17670221 >you'd have to be a complete idiot to think this warrants a global 20% correction go tell that to the yuro futures traders, not us

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:10:21 No.17670308 Markets just have to crash another 6% tomorrow and I can recoup my losses in peace.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:10:22 No.17670309 File: 50 KB, 337x512, unnamed (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670276

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:10:23 No.17670310 It's time. Also do you think Disney will survive?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:10:29 No.17670311 File: 36 KB, 716x662, sell signal 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] here was the sell signal the contraindicator the moment of truth the top

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:10:40 No.17670313 WILL NOT HOLD AT 24K

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:10:55 No.17670315 File: 96 KB, 404x449, 1562084194817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >market is rejecting 24k >"LET'S KEEP PUMPING" STOP YOU FUCKING KIKES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:11:03 No.17670318 >>17670300 Yeah but they don’t need to. They do in Japan though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:11:09 No.17670319 File: 438 KB, 431x513, 1580070836892.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 23k!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:11:29 No.17670327 >>17670311 Glad that this whore's money is going up in flames

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:11:32 No.17670328 >>17670310 No

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:11:33 No.17670329 Nikkei futures down. DAX futures down. Doesn't this guarantee that U.S. is down on market open tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:11:41 No.17670333 >>17670268 Me too. I just came to see people panic

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:12:03 No.17670337 >>17670310 The mouse cannot be stopped

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:12:08 No.17670339 >>17670254 >The fed will own a majority share in every US company soon Just in time for Bernie to nationalize them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:12:13 No.17670341 >>17670311 >Thot was the top It's almost poetic

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:12:24 No.17670346 Best thing to happen to buyfags in ages

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:12:26 No.17670348 IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:12:40 No.17670351
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LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR!
LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR!
LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR!
LET THE STOCKS HIT THE

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Bankrupt why for (why for)
Can't sell much more
(Here we go, here we go, here we go now)

One – Nothing green for me!
Two – Nothing green for me!
Three – Nothing green for me!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:12:41 No.17670352 >>17670327 indeed

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:12:47 No.17670355 how much can they pump holy fuck imagine the consequences fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:12:52 No.17670356 >>17670333 Same

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:13:02 No.17670360 I'm a Posadist so I'm not worried. This plague and market crash will help destroy capitalism, then communist aliens with FTL drives will help us rebuild.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:13:05 No.17670361
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To biz fags
could u help a fren here? i dont usually come around here but i am shitting bricks for my economy, there is social unrest and companys had been leaving since october, this could be the final nail in the coffin for my country
Please tell me everything will be ok and the economy of my country is safe, please

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:13:12 No.17670362 >>17670337 The IP of Disney alone can float the company

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:13:12 No.17670363 Warren buffet has been sitting on cash. I have been sitting on cash. Are me and warren buffet the only good investors right now?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:13:15 No.17670364 2008 level?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:13:15 No.17670366 What the fuck is that horn sound on the NYSE floor?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:13:16 No.17670367 File: 75 KB, 750x931, 1578529792961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DO I BUY AND HOLD SPXU OVERNIGHT??

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:13:17 No.17670368 File: 109 KB, 2047x1152, skyking bring it down.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE PUMP CAN'T HOLD SHE'S GONNA FLY APART

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:13:29 No.17670373 >>17670327 she wrote that 2 days before the crash she is almost surely not in the market at all. so basically she's goinna be up 20% by doing nothing hahahhhahahahahah

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:13:31 No.17670374 >>17670346 Delusional

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:13:34 No.17670375 >>17670209 i see them touching 80 again at the end of the week but that's just a hunch. everything is based on intuition and emotion now, none of this makes any sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:13:42 No.17670377 >>17670341 imagine going balls deep all-in TVIX between Feb 16-now, when the chart was flat and basically had low risk of dipping further. wew.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:13:42 No.17670378 My heart is going to explode. I can feel it coming. Goodbye, anons.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:13:47 No.17670382

Can someone explain what all the beeping noises are on this stream?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjg5lYqvzUs&feature=emb_logo

you have the standard beeps that sound like a car horn going off, then you have the more cash register like noises. What do they represent?

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:13:58 No.17670384 >>17670117 i usually get it for 1.90 now. don't expect cheaper prices. expect a tax hike on the pump.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:14:02 No.17670385 >>17670310 i hope not

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:14:03 No.17670386 >>17670355 Where is this pump? I’m not seeing any oversold bounces or recoveries... maybe tiny spats between algobots

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:14:07 No.17670391 File: 83 KB, 634x653, bobo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] here we go again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:14:11 No.17670392 DOW stream is just HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:14:16 No.17670395 >>17670361 Chile is about to get BTFO so fucking hard that not even Pinochet will want to save it.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:14:18 No.17670396
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>Fed pump
>power hour
>still down 7%

I'm not a stock market guy, I basically hang out on /biz/ to get pump and dump scamcoin tips. But that seems like a pretty bad sign to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:14:19 No.17670397 When to bank run?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:14:25 No.17670400 >>17670355 What will be the consequences?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:14:30 No.17670402 what does that horn mean

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:14:35 No.17670406 >>17670364 In 2008 we only had to deal with a market crash because of banks, we are now witnessing a market crash happening for a miriad of reasons.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:14:37 No.17670407 File: 72 KB, 800x732, 1520596752_FeelsBadMan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670361 your country is having a communist coup as we speak, im sorry for your loss anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:14:41 No.17670409 >>17670363 >30y bond yield sub 1% no anon you arent the only one in cash

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:15:00 No.17670412 lol, anyone watching the cruise ship dock live feed? The entire cruise is nothing but fat white boomers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:15:05 No.17670415 File: 17 KB, 396x396, 1AC3871B-72F4-4F3D-9474-D1531811FCCE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670161 >mfw +65 mpg prius >mfw spend cents on gas each day

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:15:06 No.17670416
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Do you idiots even know anything about stocks? Anything about how companies actually work? Seriously.

Here's a very, very basic question: What side are credits on and what side are debits on?
If you can't answer without looking it up, you need to fucking leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:15:09 No.17670418 File: 187 KB, 727x582, 1511110687658.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670361 You already know what you have to do

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:15:09 No.17670419 Thread theme? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRmU-GMPDx4

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:15:12 No.17670420 HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK ITS ALL RED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:15:18 No.17670423 KEEP PUMPING FED INFLATION IS GOING TO THE MOOOOOONNNNNN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:15:36 No.17670425 >>17670048 None of what you wrote makes sense. Back to >>>/fa/ or whatever brainlet board you came from.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:15:39 No.17670426 File: 97 KB, 1200x675, 14862988082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Under 24k lol

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:15:40 No.17670427 clown world going on in the dow jones video feed some guy even started singing

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:15:47 No.17670430 >>17670395 >>17670407 please no i had seen charts today and it shows that a mineral company has been going down a whole 10%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:15:51 No.17670431 >>17670416 cope Fed cuck

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:06 No.17670434 >>17670361 Chile? Uhhh... I don't know much about your economy except for the good wines.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:08 No.17670435 >>17670416 >caring at all about the underlying >not just gambling on IV and theta

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:08 No.17670436 >>17670363 >I have been sitting on cash He's been trying to buy shit for ages but never got a good enough deal to make the buy. He's probably buying like crazy now which won't be revealed until 6-12 months later as usual

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:10 No.17670437 >>17670311 Seriously. This fucking whore is the modern equivalent to the shoe shine boy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:11 No.17670438 >>17670427 post link

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:15 No.17670440
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> me thinking about all those bulls from two weeks ago who mocked me in /smg/ for telling them this was a bubble that would make 2008 look like child's play
I now have enough psychic pain to sustain me for weeks if not months... god it is intoxicating

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:15 No.17670442 >>17670406 Nice

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:17 No.17670443 >>17670412 Who do you think takes cruises anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:24 No.17670444 >>17670363 Imagine sitting out on the best time to start buying and selling puts. Warren Buffet at least has the excuse of probably getting limited by the feds or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:24 No.17670447 >>17670378 BUY GOLD NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:29 No.17670449 now only god can save this market

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:32 No.17670451 File: 135 KB, 282x238, xyy7zyx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670416 What is a stock?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:35 No.17670454 >>17670361 Copper is tanking friend, Chile and Peru are both coming down together. Biggest copper buyers are China.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:36 No.17670455 fake and gay pump in 14 minutes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:40 No.17670456 >>17667995 Pls gib flags nao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:40 No.17670457 File: 73 KB, 1503x1046, 1570135149448.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much have you lost in the last few weeks, frens?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:16:47 No.17670459 >>17670430 Tomorrow will be 20%, this happen when you trust free market meme, enjoy the ride fucker

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:17:02 No.17670466 aaaand were back to 9th place again boyos can we get to 8th place?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:17:08 No.17670467 File: 20 KB, 300x250, 19B8gKCCdM-4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670382 >>17670392 clown nose

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:17:15 No.17670470 >>17670437 Ay, I would fuck her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:17:19 No.17670471 File: 240 KB, 644x408, 1582727430981.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670430 im sorry fren...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:17:22 No.17670473 >>17670382 buy/sell orders I imagine

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:17:23 No.17670474 File: 197 KB, 900x722, apu opening door.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] did these floor traders have a three-martini lunch or something? I'm hearing singing

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:17:35 No.17670475 JEROME, ACTIVATE THE QUANTUM PRINTING MACHINE. NOW.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:17:40 No.17670479 99.9% of the Fed pump is going to $TSLA alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:17:43 No.17670481 >>17670457 $2K

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:17:43 No.17670482 File: 189 KB, 817x454, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] note the HONK HONK HONK in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjg5lYqvzUs&feature=emb_logo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:17:43 No.17670483 >>17670416 DC ADE LER got me through an accounting BBA and the CPA exam

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:17:44 No.17670484 >>17670361 pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy wen day is dark alway rember happy day

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:17:54 No.17670488 >>17670449 >wanting god to interfere with the correction hes given us Its time to usurp the jews my friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:18:05 No.17670489 Thread theme. Anyone that posts anything else is a gay faggot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L7mZH2u3Qc

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:18:10 No.17670490 >>17670455 Only on Fridays

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:18:11 No.17670494 I dont understand much about finance and shit, I have a couple of small loans from a bank, what should i do about it? rush to pay them or keep paying it a normal rate? Also, opening a bussines right now is a bad ideia, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:18:16 No.17670496 File: 106 KB, 800x750, 1515310340346.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I only have $400 saved /biz/. How do I become a millionaire from this?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:18:18 No.17670497 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:18:24 No.17670499 What the fuck is this pattern day trader bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:18:28 No.17670500 >>17670425 Yeah but itll turn out that way in the end Truth is stranger than fiction

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:18:31 No.17670502 File: 10 KB, 579x335, big.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670364 >2008 level? 2008x3

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:18:34 No.17670503 It must be kept above 24k at all costs. Print more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:18:35 No.17670504 File: 42 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I'm crashing this market.... WITH NO SURVIVORS

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:18:36 No.17670505

>>17670296
Sure because this one is due to extending an irrational amount of credit to people you know can’t afford to pay off just like the other two. This is literally the product of large groups injecting fear into many individual investors. This will be erased soon. Especially after Corona news does down. Cases are already dropping in China, it will be over before you know it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:18:37 No.17670507 File: 3.79 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_20200309_191435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670474 I've had three martinis and it's really helped

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:18:39 No.17670506 >>17670457 I'm actually up 6%, but seeing that last week I was up 21% it sure as hell feels like a loss

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:18:39 No.17670508 PUMP IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:18:53 No.17670509 >>17670496 buy a gun and rob a bank (in minecraft)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:19:01 No.17670510 >>17670504 its a big market

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:19:03 No.17670512 Do I buy SQQQ and SPXU and hold overnight or buy tomorrow?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:19:08 No.17670514
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Get ready for a glorious bull run of a week

Corona is a nothingburger, yeah your going to get it, yeah some old people will die, then everyone will be back to work in april

Russia and Saudi's throwing a hissy fit over oil, dont worry oil will be back up soon once this playfight is over

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:19:15 No.17670516 File: 73 KB, 1066x600, A8812058-6AD3-495C-B8B9-4E612FA143A8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17669614

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:19:16 No.17670517 File: 13 KB, 480x360, burning.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670416 NO YOU NEED TO LEAVE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:19:18 No.17670519 The honking signals an influx of pump.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:19:18 No.17670520 >>17670457 not that much, around 25kEUR from ATH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:19:21 No.17670523 >>17670434 >>17670454 the only thing i could found on yahoo finances was a mineral company and a few banks all on the red

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:19:34 No.17670526 >>17670499 something that might not exist this or next year. my brokerage is working on it. they got your back, my dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:19:51 No.17670531 >>17670507 How do you like the fingerprint reader on the surface? I just always use the face scanner thing since mine didn't have it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:19:52 No.17670532 ......aaaaaaaand we're back. Everything is going to be alright bros

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:20:06 No.17670535 t-todays losses are t-tomorrows gains >todays losses are tomorrows gain todays losses.... fuck aahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:20:09 No.17670536

>>17670496
>I only have $400 saved /biz/. How do I become a millionaire from this?
save up $3,000 as fast as possible
open a vanguard account
start buying an index fund when the DOW hits 20,000 and living on rice... put every dollar you have in for the next 6 years then start looking for the next bubble

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:20:10 No.17670537 >>17670440 >bulltards telling me my SPXU calls would lose money Oh it's sweet

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:20:21 No.17670539 >>17670512 this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:20:23 No.17670540 >>17670484 >>17670471 >>17670459 No... i dont want to die bros

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:20:30 No.17670544 >>17670514 This guy gets it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:20:32 No.17670546 So what is it /biz/? https://www.strawpoll.me/19509577 https://www.strawpoll.me/19509577 https://www.strawpoll.me/19509577 Recession, Depression or just a Temporary downturn due to market volatility and supply chain disruption from Corona-chan?

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:20:35 No.17670547 >>17670507 whats the top left?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:20:43 No.17670549 Is the economy fake?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:20:46 No.17670552 >>17670512 Buy today at the latest. You will lose gains buying tomorrow, futures will be very red

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:20:49 No.17670554 IT NEEDS A PUMP FED BROS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:20:50 No.17670555 >>17670416 >muhhh accounting = stocks Fucking pseudointellectual retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:20:55 No.17670557 Now its not the time to panic, that comes later.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:21:10 No.17670564 >>17670416 >a 50/50 gatekeeping question That's a sell signal.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:21:40 No.17670573 >>17670507 I'll blow your brains out with my grandpa's Martini-Henry you rich faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:21:43 No.17670574 File: 35 KB, 644x800, 205732B7-8C40-44A4-AFCB-236EF3CD07F9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] #TrumpCrash #TrumpVirus

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:21:47 No.17670576 >>17670540 >He didn't prepare himself to the Boogaloo Weon? Que chucha hiciste con tu vida?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:21:57 No.17670580 Pulled out 8k a couple weeks ago to pay for the down payment on a rental unit. I had a lot in oils stocks so I would have gotten cucked super hard. Wish I had more cash on hand to buy back in though. I guess a recession will give me lots of time!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:21:58 No.17670581 >>17670546 Where is the all of the above option?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:21:58 No.17670583 >>17670526 How are they gonna skirt finra 0_0 That sounds extremely interesting if true, you're gonna scoop up all the smol specs from rh

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:22:03 No.17670585 >>17670505 >cases are already dropping in china The only thing dropping are bodies and their hospital roofs. Imagine believing them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:22:24 No.17670591 Jesus Christ can we make the fed pumping so many times illegal. This shit will make inflation go up crazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:22:32 No.17670594 >>17670574 >caring about twitter at all

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:22:42 No.17670597 File: 71 KB, 720x469, 1526361092291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670447 I'm amazed that gold is only up like 5 dollars today.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:22:47 No.17670599 How much longer till fed unleash the biggest pump of all time

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:22:54 No.17670605 Lame Stream Mainstream Media Company says Dow is bad. Normies see this and sell their Dows. Dow goes down. Lame Stream Mainstream Media Company says Dow is bad. How do we break the cycle stock bros?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:23:02 No.17670607 >>17670576 i am studing... to be teacher...of history...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:23:22 No.17670609 File: 222 KB, 608x593, 4L_8Mbko2xN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE ARE SAVED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:23:25 No.17670612 >>17670599 NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:23:25 No.17670613 >>17670574 "Welcome to the Trump Economy!"

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:23:56 No.17670617 >>17670599 14 and a half hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:24:06 No.17670621 File: 71 KB, 487x514, 1506933680532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm investing in a fireproof safe, precious metals, and ammo

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:24:22 No.17670625 >>17670583 they were the ones who originally introduced weeklies. (when they owned ToS) they are talking with the sec to get the rule change or nixed entirely

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:24:24 No.17670626 >>17670607 >History's Teacher Dude, you're fucked up >t. Civil Industrial

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:24:26 No.17670628 >>17670597 It's because corporations are dumping and most likely government are selling to pump their markets. It's fucking insane, once this rubberband bounces back be ready for worst crash in history.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:24:31 No.17670632 >>17669935 He shaved it when we entered the PUNISHED timeline

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:24:32 No.17670635 >>17670605 run out of stocks to sell. Then the Fed can sell it back at a profit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:24:37 No.17670636 File: 1.30 MB, 1200x800, rollercoaster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dow Stream sounds like a carnival ride

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:24:37 No.17670637 File: 951 KB, 1200x800, 2017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i just took money from my put what should be my new position /smg/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:24:39 No.17670640 >>17670609 thank god, just need tsla to hit 900 again this afternoon so I can get my money back

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:24:42 No.17670641 >buy my first tsla stock >bought the dip >dips harder ok

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:24:49 No.17670643 >>17670585 China’s over playing there act so hard, that they had a video of 2 doctors dancing like faggot retards because they “cured” someone and they were leaving the hospital. This person was never shown.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:24:49 No.17670645 >>17670599 THE STUPID FUCKING KIKES ALREADY WASTED BILLIONS TRYING TO KEEP THIS OVER INFLATED MARKET AFLOAT TODAY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:24:50 No.17670644 >>17670531 I mostly just use the face unlock too. But it works. >>17670547 EUR/USD

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:24:57 No.17670648 BULL TIME BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:24:57 No.17670649 More pumpies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:25:11 No.17670654 >>17669396 >DINO CRISIS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:25:17 No.17670657 >>17670605 >he thinks retail investors move the market

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:25:26 No.17670659 >>17670613 >Trump economy makes all the idiots dump their stocks at a loss, giving me ample opportunity to buy low finally and sell high like I'm supposed to Thanks Trump I'm loving being a bear

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:25:41 No.17670667 its pumping!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:25:42 No.17670668 File: 72 KB, 667x634, 2020-03-09-142132_667x634_scrot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670523 Bad times for commodities.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:25:51 No.17670670

>>17670549
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
OY, JUAREZ STOP THE PRINTING MACHINE FOR A LITTLE BIT LET IT COOL DOWN
Is the economy fake? What kind of retarded question is this? Get the fuck out of my financial institution before I call security.
ALRIGHT BOYO START THAT SHIT UP THE DOW NEEDS US

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:25:52 No.17670671 >>17670641 >>17670640 >>17670640 L O L

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:25:59 No.17670673 pamp eet

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:26:02 No.17670674 >>17670574 It he wants to take credit for the pumps then must also take the blame when crashes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:26:04 No.17670675 Giga pump incoming

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:26:05 No.17670677 >>17670574 MIGAtards still in denial..... Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:26:05 No.17670678 File: 53 KB, 900x688, 1326759788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670574 Truth of the matter is almost everybody shit the bed here

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:26:10 No.17670679 >>17670585 Except that’s being reported by multiple sources making first hand accounts. They’re taking down their temporary hospitals.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:26:13 No.17670683 So is it just me or does the PTD rule just seem like a gatekeeping method for people without enough money to make money for the big boys?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:26:38 No.17670697 >>17669396 Uhhhh sovereign debt crisis?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:26:53 No.17670700

>>17670599
When the market stabilizes and finds a valid "floor", they will keep on injecting small amounts until then and finally just massively blast it which will liquidate the mass amount of shorters that came in. If they do it fast enough, we could easily see a pump like never before because the short liquidations will push price up extremely

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:26:59 No.17670703 >>17670482 noted but what does it mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:27:00 No.17670704 >>17670613 DOW will be at 40K by the time Trump Leaves office in 2025

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:27:04 No.17670706 >>17670641 buy more, nothing bad could ever come from investing in a company that has never made a fucking profit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:27:13 No.17670708 >>17670626 >Civil Industrial You're not too far ahead my dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:27:19 No.17670710 GO GO GO BASED JEWS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:27:23 No.17670711 >>17670613 >2016 the Trump Truck runs over the Millennial lolcows >2020 he keeps right on truckin' over the Boomers The man has my vote,

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:27:32 No.17670715 So what's gonna happen tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:27:33 No.17670716 File: 119 KB, 1058x695, we live in a society.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] good thing I unloaded my SQQQ earlier today lol

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:27:42 No.17670719 File: 168 KB, 1280x720, markets up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fed saving the market theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxMHsU1Cpy8

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:27:43 No.17670721 >>17670683 That's what it is

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:27:43 No.17670722 SAVA is back below $5, what an incredible buy it is right now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:27:44 No.17670723 File: 137 KB, 450x655, 1552857200757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670613 >Trump is at fault for a pandemic

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:27:49 No.17670726 File: 43 KB, 560x392, 1569464504046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:27:52 No.17670728 >>17670674 >He must take credit for a black swan event from China Only > 100 IQ allowed on this board.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:27:55 No.17670729
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IT'S GOING DOWN AGAIN WHY ISN'T THE PUMP WORKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:27:55 No.17670730 Within the next hour we will have >giant pump >giant dump >secondary dump trying to recover from dump

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:27:57 No.17670731 Its fine now right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:28:13 No.17670735 >HONK HONK HONK >green bar forms really makes you think

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:28:16 No.17670737 I am an economically illiterate retard from /pol/ Please tell me, is the Happening for real this time?

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:28:24 No.17670740 File: 50 KB, 640x640, image0-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUY THE DIP YOU COWARDS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:28:27 No.17670742 >>17670626 i know...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:28:32 No.17670744 >>17670706 >has 400 thousand new orders >will release a truck in the future long term baby

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:28:34 No.17670745 >>17670719 C O P E

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:28:45 No.17670750 >>17670715 The beatings will continue until morale improves

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:28:46 No.17670751 >>17670683 The PDT rule is bull shit regulation by the obongo administration.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:28:50 No.17670754 Inflation here we come yayyyyy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:28:56 No.17670759 if youre not buying more SPXS/SQQQ with every pump you are doing it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:29:02 No.17670760 GIGA PUMP INCOMING HOLY BASED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:29:02 No.17670761 >>17670716 Liquidated mine too. You think tomorrow will be green?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:29:10 No.17670762 Here comes the fix

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:29:12 No.17670765 File: 38 KB, 128x128, 1577247949770.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670740

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:29:17 No.17670766 File: 105 KB, 1387x864, wuhan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670679 >They’re taking down their temporary hospitals. Yeah everything is fine in Wuhan. Just look at all the people in the their cars driving to and from work

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:29:36 No.17670774
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>>17670729
>>17670496
>>17670514
>>17670599
>>17670580
>>17670574
>>17670557
>>17670536
Watch X22 Report
Youll get a much bigger picture of what is actually going on instead of twitch reacting
This is being rigged according to a schedule.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:29:40 No.17670776 Fed pump till close Tomorrow will open with another circuit breaker.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:29:45 No.17670777 brainlets didn't buy @ -8%

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:29:55 No.17670780

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:30:13 No.17670783 Looks like we'll have a nice little dip to buy SPXU and SQQQ before the day's up.

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:30:30 No.17670790 File: 299 KB, 626x519, 1580207185699.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670740 >HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK >HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK >HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK >HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:30:30 No.17670791 File: 792 KB, 1692x1193, 1358195040890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670774 thank you based schizo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:30:46 No.17670795 No my pump.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:30:55 No.17670797 File: 2.90 MB, 480x480, SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:31:02 No.17670798 FEDS ITS DROPPING AGAIN BACK TO PUMPING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:31:05 No.17670799 >SPCE dump resuming Thank god

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:31:09 No.17670800 Best oil companies to buy and hold? Looking long. Shill me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:31:14 No.17670803 >They didn't sell in the pump Alright, time for dump time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:31:16 No.17670804 >>17670737 today was "interesting" but Daddy Fed stepped in and prevented a full-blown financial crash, although the opening bell scramble was hilarious happening averted for today

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:31:35 No.17670809 >>17670780 sell sell sell hell hell hell heil heil heil

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:31:45 No.17670811 File: 22 KB, 422x354, 1573805438078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what will he do next?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:31:47 No.17670812 >>17670766 >3:28 AM local time anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:31:51 No.17670813 WHAT THE FUCK IT'S GOING BACK DOWN AGAIN THIS SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING PUMP MOORE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:31:53 No.17670814 >>17670679 Where? You have the WHO, and China. WHO is just reporting China's stats. All ACTUAL insider info is still showing exponential growth.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:31:54 No.17670815 File: 2.09 MB, 1512x1512, we're all gonna make it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw i bought the dip

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:32:07 No.17670821 FUCKING ROBINHOOD WHO ELSE /MAD/ HERE?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:32:18 No.17670826 File: 144 KB, 1280x720, 0___038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670765

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:32:19 No.17670827 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wq-ku3AwTA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:32:20 No.17670828 File: 53 KB, 735x413, shutterstock_203849551_gold_silver-5bfc3a9bc9e77c00587b0a2c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661529 You know what to do now Buy REAL money

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:32:33 No.17670835 >>17670800 british petroleum

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:32:33 No.17670836 >>17670791 HAS NOT BEEN WRONG YET

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:32:33 No.17670837 this is a funny thread my niggas.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:32:53 No.17670841 >>17670812 he sounds like a successful and reasonable anon that should be trusted

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:32:55 No.17670844 FINAL HALF HOUR THEME WILL DADDY FED'S PUMP BE ENOUGH? WILL BEARS CONTINUE? WHERE ARE THE BULLS? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZZ0MJgxjsM

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:32:56 No.17670845
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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:32:57 No.17670847 it drops again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:33:07 No.17670850 File: 300 KB, 600x664, 1505361975542.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670812 look at the graph you idiot it covers the last seven days

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:33:17 No.17670854 File: 148 KB, 624x557, bear.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670828 This anon is correct

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:33:19 No.17670855 File: 12 KB, 697x233, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Probably to late but fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:33:22 No.17670856 File: 37 KB, 600x815, pinkcrow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670457 Only 3000usd but even that hurts as a broke ass student

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:33:22 No.17670858 File: 72 KB, 1080x1020, 1569017582502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN DOLLARIEDOOS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:33:23 No.17670859 Its 100% finishing below 24k today

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:33:30 No.17670860 >>17670815 Literal retard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:33:31 No.17670861 File: 448 KB, 769x768, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW EVEN PUMPING DOESN'T WORK

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:33:31 No.17670862 >>17670765 >>17670790 LOVE YOU GUYS LOVE LCIGUY LOVE BAGGY LOVE RKG LOVE SUNDOWN LOVE BIBLEBRO LOVE PROFIT WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:33:34 No.17670863 >>17670804 That sucks. I'm a failure and need a big happening for any hope of bounceback.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:33:49 No.17670866 >>17670821 I have a hard time believing that there are that many people here who are dumb enough to use robinhood

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:33:50 No.17670867 >>17670828 THIS OMG but srsly get coins not bars

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:33:53 No.17670868 >>17670740 I'M TRYING BUT IT HASN'T HIT MY LIMITS YET

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:33:54 No.17670869 >>17670844 >WILL DADDY FED'S PUMP BE ENOUGH? No

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:33:57 No.17670871 It's not as fun without new threads

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:34:11 No.17670873 >>17670812 >last 7 days all less than half anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:34:14 No.17670875 Cannot wait until cruise stocks are sub 5 so I can go balls deep. God, I can already smell my own ship.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:34:16 No.17670877 File: 152 KB, 657x627, 1559593693077.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DUMP IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:34:17 No.17670878 File: 46 KB, 721x676, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will this giant turd dump to $400 already?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:34:17 No.17670879 reposting https://www.strawpoll.me/19509577 https://www.strawpoll.me/19509577 https://www.strawpoll.me/19509577

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:34:21 No.17670880 let this pass. monday is fucked wait a week

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:34:27 No.17670882 nice pump lol

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:34:44 No.17670888 File: 259 KB, 643x465, wow.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:34:52 No.17670892 File: 1.12 MB, 229x300, BURN.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661529 SQQQ or a volatility play, like UVXY?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:34:55 No.17670893 File: 7 KB, 235x214, download (17).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670858

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:35:20 No.17670908 >>17670879 unironically bullish

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:35:23 No.17670912 >>17670723 Ran!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:35:30 No.17670913 >>17670815 > epidemic is still going strong without any sign of slowing down > he thinks this is the dip Eh. Good for you. But I'm 50% cash at the moment (after last Friday).

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:35:35 No.17670917 today wiped out my account on a spy 300c, ive got 200 left to yolo , ill literally do whatever anyone says

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:35:36 No.17670919 im still up 105% since i bought in pge stock at there absolute rock bottom after the last fires in cali in october 2019. What should i do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:35:37 No.17670920 >>17670871 How many dozens do you think we'd have gone through by now? How many double, triple, or even up to sextuple duplicate starts? This is just so much better for organization during this shitstorm of posting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:35:58 No.17670931 Any DG investors? It feels really comfy with it. Also signals recession a lot because smart money think WMT, DG and others are recession proof due to people switching more to those after they lose their job.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:36:08 No.17670936 >>17670888 Is this ironic?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:36:31 No.17670942 >>17670917 give the money to me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:36:34 No.17670944 >>17670917 SPXU calls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:36:35 No.17670945 $TSLA is toxic waste. Nobody wants to be caught with that shit after market close. Nobody. Expect a flash crash.

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:36:36 No.17670946 RATSU I LOVE YOU PUMP IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:36:56 No.17670952 If the Fed pumps the market by basically buying stocks in companies, what happens when they've bought 51% of a company's stock? Is that company now technically state owned?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:36:57 No.17670954 >>17670728 You better vacate then

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:37:07 No.17670957 >>17670919 you got some balls buying a bankrupt company at $5

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:37:23 No.17670959 >>17670867 and guns

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:37:27 No.17670961 File: 73 KB, 1125x773, KATXZh2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:37:32 No.17670963 >>17670917 Buy T calls. It's one of the few stocks going up in this mess.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:37:34 No.17670966 tick tock bears, time is almost up

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:37:58 No.17670971 File: 55 KB, 412x398, 1554603884643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670952 >implying the Fed is the state

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:38:31 No.17670984 >>17670745 Have sex bear, your species are endangered.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:38:38 No.17670988 This vertical pumping is hilarious.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:38:41 No.17670990 >>17670946 every time I see your trip all i can think of is glenn beck hitting a naked woman with a bamboo poll.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:38:54 No.17670997 >>17670952 >believing the memes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:39:11 No.17671000 File: 6 KB, 250x226, 1580977341195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670952 >fed >state

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:39:13 No.17671001 >>17670961 this is a lie we are down 19% from the peak today

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:39:23 No.17671003 File: 408 KB, 1458x1436, ESrCE5BXYAAcqog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Take my strength, Corona-chan!! Fuck this gay earth

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:39:26 No.17671005 >>17670971 >implying in practical terms it isnt

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:39:33 No.17671008 >>17670917 IV is off the charts, sell contracts.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:39:37 No.17671010 File: 294 KB, 700x560, yxxxy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670946 alright, you asked for it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:39:39 No.17671012 File: 67 KB, 892x535, 1542055655009.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670966 wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:39:41 No.17671014 Just print mor money, wtf.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:39:43 No.17671015 >>17670971 Isn't it basically imperialism? they are not elected individuals who own everything and control laws, land and economy, at that point they are effectively kings

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:39:50 No.17671021 PLUNGE PROTECTION

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:39:52 No.17671022 >>17670971 DONT TRUST THE FED THEY ARE JEWS WHO JUST KEEP THE CORPORATIONS IN POWER SO THEY DONT HAVE ROOM TO FAIL !

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:39:52 No.17671023 >>17670952 They keep it a secret. They probably have thousands of small holdings firms that do it for them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:39:52 No.17671025 So does DOW usually rise in the last 20 minutes or fall in a situation like this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:40:07 No.17671032 >>17671014 bro this dude just fixed the economy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:40:22 No.17671037 File: 257 KB, 401x417, CF7281DB-92E4-49E4-A382-90BB76BEF216.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I remember in December of 2018, once the bears started getting cocky they ended up getting absolutely pounded. PUMP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:40:22 No.17671038 File: 33 KB, 443x315, bur.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670966 We are in no hurry. We hibernate until it is our time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:40:24 No.17671042 File: 412 KB, 420x314, 1500973711747.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670828 It feels so fucking good to hold Gold and Sliver bullions in your hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:40:29 No.17671044 >>17670966 Lol Fed pump almost done, I'm loading up on puts at 3:55 for the gap down tomorrow morning

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:40:32 No.17671045 >>17671025 Rise, they always do this shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:40:34 No.17671046 >>17670917 long swiss franc

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:40:35 No.17671047 File: 1.25 MB, 1145x614, oFAG27Q.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kek this heatmap

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:40:37 No.17671049 >>17670917 buy chainlink, obviously

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:40:44 No.17671052 HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:40:49 No.17671055 >>17671001 Oh fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:41:01 No.17671060 >>17670451 It’s a share.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:41:18 No.17671071 >>17671025 The fed has an IV of pure money dripping into the market, so rise.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:41:20 No.17671074 >>17671047 CAN WE GET FULL RED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:41:38 No.17671080 File: 40 KB, 800x450, pepefroggie[2].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did an economic bubble just burst or are we experiencing mass paranoia in the markets?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:41:41 No.17671082

And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll make it clear
I'll state my case, of which I am certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more
I did it, I did it my way
Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much, much more
I did it, I did it my way
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
And through it all, whenever there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it, did it my way
I've loved, laughed and cried
I've had my fill my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find that it's all so amusing
And to think I did all that
And may I say not in a shy way
No, no, not me
I did it my way
For what is a man, what has he got
If not himself, then he has naught
Not to say the things that he truly feels
And not the words of someone who kneels
The record shows I took all the blows
And did it my way

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:42:01 No.17671087 >>17671080 no one knows, that's part of the fun

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:42:12 No.17671092 File: 19 KB, 210x240, 1583761252892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just woke up from my 4 hour nap. How are things going? What did I miss? Is it still dipping?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:42:13 No.17671094 Anyone else shorting Italy right now for tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:42:14 No.17671095 >>17670952 >state owned I know what you meant anon but it doesn't work like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:42:24 No.17671099 >>17671080 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:42:26 No.17671100 >>17670959 gold guns?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:42:29 No.17671101 >>17671025 DOW usually has its mass drop at the opening bell if it's going to have one

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:42:29 No.17671103 >>17671047 BASED FIRST TRUST

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:42:34 No.17671105 File: 229 KB, 686x526, 1580601462547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I mean come on guys this HAS to be the bottom right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:42:42 No.17671113 [HONKING INTENSIFIES]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:42:57 No.17671117 YOU WERE WARNED GOLD AND SILVER CHADS THE FIRE RISES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:42:59 No.17671119 BULL BROS fuck bears

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:43:10 No.17671122 >>17671092 It's getting pumped all the way to 0.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:43:32 No.17671126 >>17671080 The bubble fucking exploded, and the feds pumping isn’t helping

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:43:37 No.17671128 HERE COME THE BULLS!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:44:04 No.17671135 I just went for a shit and now my stocks are 15% down wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:44:04 No.17671137 >>17671080 Paranoia mostly

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:44:20 No.17671142 File: 104 KB, 1024x838, comypepecorona.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >everyone is selling >overwhelming FEAR in the market Looks like I'm buying

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:44:42 No.17671147 File: 52 KB, 640x420, costanza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671117 >Gold neutral >Silver going down

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:44:44 No.17671149 >>17671094 Just sold my EWI option. Made big gains today with it. Did not want to get greedy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:44:44 No.17671150 >>17671135 Were you shitting since yesterday

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:44:57 No.17671154 PUMP INTO BULL FED OVERLORD

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:44:58 No.17671155

>>17670723
The market knows the numbers are bullshit and he hasn't been testing to keep the numbers down.

The market knows that MBS and Putin have seen him being weak and attacked.

He takes credit for every move up, he gets credit for the move down.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:45:07 No.17671161 File: 42 KB, 623x418, landscape-michael-portillo-train.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/9APAHhIPhJE OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:45:07 No.17671162 why does cheaper oil means red?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:45:07 No.17671163 File: 104 KB, 576x760, bear1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671142 S T E A K T E A K

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:45:08 No.17671165 File: 20 KB, 422x405, francisco-scaramanga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671100 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:45:10 No.17671167 File: 34 KB, 400x292, 1241415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALRIGHT PPT LETS GET THIS FUCKING MARKET TO THE MOON

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:45:12 No.17671168 snss anon, what are you expecting this week and when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:45:18 No.17671170 >>17671094 i have EWI $21 4/17

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:45:20 No.17671174 >>17671042 S E X Y I wish I had silver

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:45:31 No.17671176 >>17671100 as long as the bullets are lead (or plutonium)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:45:43 No.17671180 >>17671142 post results this time tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:45:57 No.17671182 File: 404 KB, 978x478, 1565617914993.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] aaaaaand we're back. dow will never go below 24k again.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:46:02 No.17671184

>>17671126
Honestly, if the fed didn't fucking pump it probably wouldn't be as bad. The fact that everyone knows the Fed is pumping means they know how bad it is and don't want to to burst, and it also means we know its going to burst.
If they didn't pump it wouldn't look so bad. This is basically the stock market equivalent of the Streissand effect.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:46:13 No.17671190 File: 718 KB, 700x700, existential wojack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it really going to rally in the last 15 minutes? What do they think they're accomplishing?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:46:16 No.17671191 Just got off the phone with my boomer mom, she told me to not touch my stocks because they will go up eventually. Buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:46:18 No.17671192 >>17670936 It pretty much proves that this is patterned and Dow will be back to 29K in two weeks tops.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:46:22 No.17671194 >>17671174 What's stopping you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:46:23 No.17671195 File: 307 KB, 828x870, AF3EF688-F715-4EB9-A85E-25CEFA87BE31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is he right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:46:27 No.17671197 >>17670892 THIS SOMEONE SMARTER THAN ME ANSWER THIS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:46:29 No.17671198 File: 53 KB, 451x504, 1568347292749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:46:30 No.17671200 STOP THE PUMPING AND DUMPING AND PUMPING AND DUMPING AGAIN YOU MANIACS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:46:30 No.17671201 >>17671147 We are the launch pad. We are going to the moon. CHECK THE CHARTS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:46:35 No.17671204 >>17671170 similar, don't know if I should take profits... can't keep falling this fast?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:46:39 No.17671207 >>17671015 thats the point, politicians are hypocrites only difference is everyone sees through their bullshit now and don't care espically over the past 4 years.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:46:47 No.17671208 >>17671080 both

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:46:52 No.17671211 >>17671162 Cheap oil kill US shale oil profits

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:47:16 No.17671217 File: 10 KB, 258x195, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bobo has recharged ... time to drive this thing into the earth

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:47:26 No.17671220 Its literally up again, another nothingburger boys. wrap it up, you had your fun.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:47:37 No.17671222

E-trade's fucked up. The site is fucked. All I get is a black banner across the top with no selections available. Thank god I did all my trading before it took a shat. This market is fucked as well. P.S - T-babies need homes, they are cheap and will provide you with a Fat Divvy over your lifetime. Unlike your Wife, they'll remain loyal to you till you die.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:47:39 No.17671224 >>17671182 This lmao, it’s literally going up at a faster pace than it went down

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:47:47 No.17671227 File: 167 KB, 686x526, 1580223922804.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's finally over guys. We can buy the dip now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:47:58 No.17671231 >>17671195 hes a kike but hes unironically right here Corona fucked everything, economy dips, rich get richer,class war erupts in the US

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:47:59 No.17671232 >>17671191 I just asked my uncle. He told me to buy oil stocks for the dividends. He's a bus driver so I think he knows whats best

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:48:12 No.17671235 >>17671195 if there is anyone i trust less than the us government it's libertards

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:48:17 No.17671237 >>17671184 the fed is legitimately retarded if they pump this shit back to 0. It will literally cause more damage then the market going to this level. They printed the equivalent of a bank bail out if this goes to green.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:48:20 No.17671240 >>17671147 Its a Deflationary Market. All asset prices go down, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:48:21 No.17671242 >>17671195 They've been putting off letting this recession happen for 10 fucking years.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:48:22 No.17671244 File: 62 KB, 498x278, 324124123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671190 >Is it really going to rally in the last 15 minutes? YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:48:23 No.17671245 >>17669586 this. I’ll finally be able to afford in Seattle

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:48:25 No.17671247 >>17671204 yeah I have no idea what I'm doing which is fine because at this point everything in pure speculation. the way I see it, I'm betting on the decline of a country where people are breaking out of prison so....

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:48:26 No.17671248 Anyone else making gains with yinn puts?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:48:26 No.17671249 >>17671227 the droppening tomorrow morning

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:48:50 No.17671254 >>17671194 No money and by that I mean no liquidity

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:48:56 No.17671256 >>17671211 plz explain further. all stocks are impacted

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:49:06 No.17671258 >People on this board actually thought the cycle doing its thing was a happening.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:49:08 No.17671259 File: 185 KB, 790x837, 1522354704456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671227 Based. Thanks fren.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:49:08 No.17671260 File: 848 KB, 622x1000, 1575980597927.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661529 WOE, WOE, WOE IS ME.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:49:15 No.17671265 File: 106 KB, 250x183, 1536111332148.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17670990 >this guy hits your girlfriends ass with a bamboo poll.. what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:49:18 No.17671267 File: 585 KB, 680x453, 1583753849685.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661529 Enjoy the rollercoaster boys kek!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:49:20 No.17671268 >>17671195 he's not wrong, we're heading towards eternal ZIRP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:49:25 No.17671269 File: 384 KB, 279x282, hahamushromsebin.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Haha Bear :D

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:49:29 No.17671273 File: 835 KB, 884x878, 1497106330204.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >-6,5% >volume drop >slow build up IT'S BUYING TIME GUYS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:49:30 No.17671274 I've heard that helium is a nice way to pass on.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:49:30 No.17671276 File: 72 KB, 180x181, xcx8cx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671222 lol thats kind of sad

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:49:44 No.17671282 platinum support at 24k. dow is closing green today boys.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:49:55 No.17671287 A circuit breaker again tomorrow would be to much right? Right?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:49:58 No.17671288

>>17671162
This >>17671211but also longer term bullish potential under normal circumstances. The problem with that thesis is the price war and the race to the bottom until things are sorted. Normally it would be helpful for economic recovery but not so much when producers are drilling MORE in low demand conditions due to the hissy fit Russia and the OPEC countries are currently doing.

>>17671256
Russia can handle low oil prices for longer than US shale producers can.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:50:06 No.17671294 File: 3 KB, 620x128, no why.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIS WAS ALL A CRUEL ANGEL'S THESIS FROM THE START

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:50:14 No.17671295 >>17671142 you don't buy when there's fear otherwise u will catch a falling knife, you buy when fear slows down and doubt kicks in

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:50:16 No.17671296 File: 120 KB, 607x503, bear7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw the pump isn't working

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:50:18 No.17671297 >>17671182 >JUAREZ THE PRINTER MACHINE BROKE >WHAT NOOOOOOOOO NO THE HECKING PRINTERINO NOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:50:25 No.17671299 OH NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:50:25 No.17671300 >>17671240 this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:50:43 No.17671305 TSLA shitting the bed before market close.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:50:46 No.17671308 This is all the pump can muster? Pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:50:48 No.17671310 File: 25 KB, 425x210, KO monopoly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE STILL YOUR FREN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:50:50 No.17671311 Sub 24k incoming fast

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:01 No.17671314 So this is the power of 150 billion dollars, damn

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:11 No.17671318 >>17671249 Bull trap tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:13 No.17671320 >+75% on my FAZ positions This is my biggest trade ever. I don't think I'll have another trade this good ever again. God bless leveraged ETFs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:13 No.17671321 DUMP IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:14 No.17671323 File: 218 KB, 695x564, 1557213107432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what happens when the fed runs out of money?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:23 No.17671324 >About to fall below 24k with 9 minutes left Its ogre

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:27 No.17671326 >>17671222 it's still up for me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:27 No.17671327 so when's China dumping those treasuries?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:28 No.17671329 File: 94 KB, 396x385, 1390938932459.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY DID THEY MUTE THE WALL STREET FLOOR STREAM WHAT ARE THEY HIDING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:35 No.17671330 WE'RE GOING BACK TO -2K BOIS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:36 No.17671331 >>17670878 Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:36 No.17671332 File: 214 KB, 900x611, like6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LMFAO BOURGS BE COPING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:42 No.17671334 File: 42 KB, 680x605, 1578153279770.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] get in on the bull rush a lot of money to be made

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:43 No.17671335 File: 340 KB, 1573x1169, Screen Shot 2020-03-09 at 12.50.53 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It really was that easy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:44 No.17671337 WTF FED SAVE ME AHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:46 No.17671338 Here comes the fed and ppt

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:50 No.17671341 File: 377 KB, 1000x667, 2341425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671296 >PLUNGING INTENSIFIES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:51 No.17671343 >>17671182 >>17671224 Such stability. I'm glad I never invested in crypto

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:52 No.17671342 These candles are comical

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:52 No.17671344 AAAHH NOOO NOT BELOW 24 NOOO

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:51:54 No.17671346 >>17671265 drop trow and bend over

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:52:02 No.17671350
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remove the sticky - the virus is gone, the number of infected will drop from now on, the industry is going to be fine and the stock market will sharply bull market tommorow so you can buy stocks safely now and remember

W.A.S.H. H.A.N.D.S

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:52:03 No.17671351 Here comes the after-hours pump Chad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:52:08 No.17671355 File: 12 KB, 291x173, 1583104554322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671311

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:52:13 No.17671357 >>17671323 Civil War II: Socialist Boogaloo.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:52:19 No.17671363 >>17671305 What's going on with TSLA that makes people think this?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:52:35 No.17671365 File: 39 KB, 474x446, 3b4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671323 They print more

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:52:42 No.17671369 >>17671323 >the fed >running out of money lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:52:45 No.17671372 >>17671323 Day of the rope.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:52:46 No.17671373 File: 55 KB, 584x389, 42_big.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671323 crash and BUUUUUUUUUUUURN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:52:48 No.17671375 >>17671235 Libertarians?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:52:50 No.17671376 How many more red days are coming? Euro futures are looking bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:52:52 No.17671377 >>17671323 >runs out of money kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:53:06 No.17671380 File: 61 KB, 634x436, like8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] post yfw capitalism finally dies off

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:53:07 No.17671381 File: 36 KB, 334x334, 1529270402344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671323 you mean we run out of paper to print money or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:53:07 No.17671383 >>17671323 This is the fed we're talking about anon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:53:07 No.17671384 >>17671265 dude looks exactly like mike d desu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:53:08 No.17671382 File: 2 KB, 82x42, Screenshot 2020-03-09 at 2.52.43 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:53:31 No.17671391 File: 1.97 MB, 1000x1000, 1582871816078.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STOP PUMPING WTF IS HAPPENING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:53:32 No.17671392 will powell pull a dwyer after all these pumps inevitably fail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVm88MX2Gw4

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:53:39 No.17671395 Even with all this pumping we're still in for the biggest single day loss in history, after we just had the biggest single day lost in history...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:53:45 No.17671397 File: 2.65 MB, 320x240, 1559571795525.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671323 >the fed runs out of money its literally just made up number dude lel

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:53:47 No.17671398 F 24K.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:53:51 No.17671399 >>17671323 they start using your money

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:53:51 No.17671400 Whats gonna happen tomorrow? 8 minute crash part 2?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:53:55 No.17671401 >>17671376 Tomorrow will be red for sure. Wednesday will probably be green since Biden will do well in the primaries.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:54:04 No.17671404 BASED GIS, GOGOGO U CAN DO IT BUDDY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:54:09 No.17671406 >>17671376 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:54:10 No.17671407 LAST FIVE MINUTE RUSH TO THE EXISTS EVERYONE SELLS FLASH CRASH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:54:11 No.17671408 File: 94 KB, 680x561, spurdokimjong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671380

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:54:14 No.17671410

actually fundamentally IMPERATIVE that the Fed and government does not let equity markets fall any further right now.

The concept of a bail-in hinges on the idea that the freshly minted equity in a bank or investment bank will replace your unsecured deposits that would have been lost, but since the bank is "too big too fail" will be bailed out.

If people don't have faith equities will only rise, this restructuring will be futile as former depositors immediately sell their equity to recoup losses.

If the USG thinks bail-ins are at all feasible, then they NEED to throw cash at the market right now. They cannot leave any room for people worried their restructured deposits might lose value if they consider bail-ins at all feasible. The other option is of course TARP 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO which... Yeah no.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:54:19 No.17671411 >>17671323 >runs out of money Lmao, JUAREZ YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO REV THOSE BAD BOYS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:54:27 No.17671414 >>17671383 its not like Israel can really bail out the US with corona coming their way.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:54:34 No.17671418 File: 230 KB, 520x688, 1583071810091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOBO ISN'T STOPPING. THE PUMP ISN'T SLOWING HIM DOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:54:36 No.17671419 So how would it closing out below 24k affect tomorrow's opening?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:54:37 No.17671421 >>17671395 It's rotten to the core people have to cover their eyes to not see it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:54:45 No.17671425 >>17671323 The Fed doesn't have any money to begin with, they just make it up, it's all imaginary. Not even memeing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:54:48 No.17671426 how does pumping work? does the government buy stocks from people so the people selling them won't lower the prices further when nobody buys from them the stock they're trying to sell?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:54:49 No.17671427 >all these memes and panic Lol I cant wait to see the threads when it drops another 2K tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:54:53 No.17671428 PUMP IT FED WTF

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:55:24 No.17671437 >>17671404 THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE GENERAL MILLS!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:55:24 No.17671438 File: 581 KB, 960x597, Screen Shot 2020-03-09 at 12.54.42 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She will save us

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:55:32 No.17671441 File: 2.80 MB, 318x212, 1348102296798.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SAVE US BEN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:55:36 No.17671442 >>17671365 >Bernanke the nigga that raised rates until the crash? why is he always portrayed as a dove...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:55:39 No.17671445 >>17671419 Psychological stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:55:53 No.17671446 File: 35 KB, 565x511, 1530065836537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671418 Please bobo, no more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:55:57 No.17671449 >>17671323 They'll pay in toilet paper

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:56:06 No.17671450 >>17671410 Accept your losses. No bail outs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:56:15 No.17671453 DIPBROS WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BUY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:56:21 No.17671456 File: 45 KB, 512x258, unnamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671380 about goddamn time for some civil insurrection

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:56:27 No.17671460 Is AMD gonna be fine

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:56:27 No.17671461 File: 56 KB, 364x322, 1583698895890.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671182 Try again tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:56:32 No.17671463 Can it be? Closing under 24k?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:56:34 No.17671464 Almost sub 24k again oh shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:56:35 No.17671465 68 points come on bobo!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:56:40 No.17671468 File: 23 KB, 399x386, 1577239132753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw timed the bottom i think im settled for life bois

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:56:43 No.17671470 File: 233 KB, 770x770, 1582747305059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BACK TO -7 BACK TO -7 BACK TO -7 BACK TO -7 BACK TO -7 BACK TO -7 BACK TO -7

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:56:45 No.17671472 -7% again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:56:49 No.17671473 why don't they just give the money to the poor and needy instead of pumping the market? wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:56:50 No.17671474 >26k is the stronghold >25k is the stronghold >24k is the stronghold

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:56:50 No.17671475 >>17670957 theyve filed bankruptcy a few times. a report came out saying it should be manageable for them to pay the victims. what else should i buy on the next freefall?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:56:57 No.17671478 YES SPCE DUMP DUMP DUMP TO $18

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:57:10 No.17671483 >>17671227 How's that working out for you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:57:10 No.17671484 File: 26 KB, 750x750, 1421813138567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671449 >he didn't invest in three seashells

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:57:15 No.17671485 >>17671453 I will buy friday

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:57:15 No.17671486

>>17671162
>>17671256
Much of US domestic oil production, particularly shale extraction requiring fracking, ceases to be profitable if the price of oil is too low (since fracking is a relatively costly extraction method). Many American oil companies could be severely damaged/go bankrupt if these price conditions continue, which would significantly damage the productivity of the US economy as a whole.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:57:19 No.17671491 >He thought the FED would continue pumping hundreds of billions at the closing bell We are officially in a recession

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:57:39 No.17671498 23K!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:57:44 No.17671504 23K GHERE WE GO GO CORONA-CHAN GO! YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:57:44 No.17671505 >DROPPED BELOW 24K AGAIN >DROPPED BELOW 24K AGAIN >DROPPED BELOW 24K AGAIN >DROPPED BELOW 24K AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:57:45 No.17671506 >>17671478 you mean back to where it was an hour ago

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:57:47 No.17671508 SUB 24 AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:57:51 No.17671510 dubs for 15k eoy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:58:03 No.17671513 >>17671473 lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:58:06 No.17671517 DIS is gonna open under 100 tomorrow kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:58:15 No.17671519 DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMPDUMP UDMP UDMO DUMP DUMDP UDMP DUMPD

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:58:18 No.17671520 FED PANICKING >FED PANICKING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:58:22 No.17671521 File: 19 KB, 499x499, 1565983119312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] below 24k lmao BOOMERS BTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:58:26 No.17671522 >>17671473 Why doesnt every poor person get assisgned a productive worker to be their slave, WTF?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:58:36 No.17671528 File: 446 KB, 808x805, 1558082109014.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITS GOING DOWN ON THE CLOSING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:58:41 No.17671530 TANKING CLOSE THE MARKET!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:58:41 No.17671531 File: 56 KB, 750x750, 1583420310658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE CANT PUMP MORE BROS....

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:58:49 No.17671532 Looks like we'll close at about -7.5%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:58:52 No.17671534 File: 39 KB, 638x540, 1566890461596.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE CLOSING SUB 24K TODAY BOYS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:58:56 No.17671537 FED's pumped out

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:58:58 No.17671538 guys wtf? the epik pump failed once again?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:59:11 No.17671542 DIPFAGS BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:59:12 No.17671543 File: 249 KB, 500x375, 1582872177960.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671380 >Bernie gets elected and we have eternal bear markets

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:59:16 No.17671545 LET IT BE KNOWN THAT FOR 10 GENERATIONS MY FAMILY -INCLUDING ME- WILL BE PISSING ON JEROME POWELL'S GRAVE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:59:17 No.17671544 DUMP >DUMP DUMP >DUMP DUMP >DUMP DUMP >DUMP DUMP >DUMP DUMP >DUMP DUMP >DUMP DUMP >DUMP DUMP >DUMP DUMP >DUMP

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:59:18 No.17671547 Holy fuck they stopped the pump at the end

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:59:18 No.17671548 Some of you guys are okay. Don't buy any Stock tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:59:25 No.17671552 >he want all in on pump? >DUMP EET

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:59:26 No.17671550 File: 114 KB, 258x258, 1411280252434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't give a shit because I'm just holding stocks for the dividends.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:59:27 No.17671553 YES, PUT THOSE FAT RED DILDOS UP MY ASS BOBO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:59:34 No.17671557 File: 148 KB, 460x600, 1583532738710.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So is it recovering now?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:59:41 No.17671559 SHE DUMPIN!!!!!!!!!!

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:59:46 No.17671561 I'M HEDGED WHO DO I EVEN ROOT FOR NOW??? BEARS??? BULLS???

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:59:47 No.17671563 Beary scary.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:59:48 No.17671564 AAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:59:50 No.17671565 HOLY FUCK -2K HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 15:59:58 No.17671571 File: 94 KB, 733x699, 1566619714285.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671520 PUMP IT! THEY KEEP THROWING MONEY AT IT BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:02 No.17671572 So what does this mean for me, your average poor fag?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:08 No.17671577 Got in 2 SQQQ calls #YOLO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:08 No.17671578 WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:18 No.17671579 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:29 No.17671582 CMON MINUS 2K

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:29 No.17671583 File: 41 KB, 750x562, 1580788993005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:39 No.17671584 -2K CLOSURE >-2K CLOSURE -2K CLOSURE >-2K CLOSURE -2K CLOSURE >-2K CLOSURE -2K CLOSURE >-2K CLOSURE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:41 No.17671588 AHAHAHAHA YES -2K

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:43 No.17671590 HOLY SHIT.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:43 No.17671591 File: 18 KB, 743x161, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:46 No.17671594 -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000 -2000 >-2000

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:50 No.17671598 File: 163 KB, 813x551, 1505524264417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMALAMADINGDONG

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:51 No.17671599 File: 55 KB, 318x252, shaken not stirred.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671468 >>17671470 yup and there is the close.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:51 No.17671600 >CLOSED LITERALLY 0.04% SHORT OF WORST DECLINE IN HISTORY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:51 No.17671601 We did it -2k!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:54 No.17671602 >>17671182 >>17671224 >dow will never go below 24k again >It closes below 24k, down over 2000 points haha lmao get rekt retard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:00:56 No.17671604 HOLEEEE FUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:00 No.17671606 File: 16 KB, 239x211, 1578143029336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey /biz/, its Jerome, we can't stop this one, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:01 No.17671607 THE BED HAS BEEN SHAT THE BED HAS BEEN SHAT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:03 No.17671608 File: 162 KB, 425x381, 1554402349909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] -2000 points in a day, sub 24k, oh god I'm gonna coom. Bless you corona-chan

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:03 No.17671609 Look at the futures oh nonononono

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:05 No.17671610 get fuk'd bobo, v-shaped recovery soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:15 No.17671612 alright guys, now that the show is over lets go buy some more aloe vera

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:16 No.17671613 File: 50 KB, 673x527, 2020-03-09-150056_673x527_scrot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLY SHIT

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:18 No.17671615

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:30 No.17671619 >-7.87% did we just tie?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:30 No.17671620 oh shit, I forgot burgertime changed I'd hoped for another hour of rollercoaster fun times

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:30 No.17671621 >>17671572 this is just a healthy correction nothing to worry about

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:32 No.17671622 File: 37 KB, 431x269, Screen Shot 2020-03-09 at 10.00.54 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE DID IT

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:32 No.17671623 >all that pumping that did absolutely nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:33 No.17671624 File: 61 KB, 540x511, 17j7na.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Previous worst day ever -1190 >Today -2023

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:36 No.17671625 IT'S OVER 2000 IT'S OVER 2000 IT'S OVER 2000 IT'S OVER 2000 IT'S OVER 2000 IT'S OVER 2000

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:36 No.17671626 DRUMPF BTFO Glad I got 32 SPXU in during the pump

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:38 No.17671628 MAKE TRUMP PAY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:44 No.17671630 somebody really wanted that -2k close xD

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:45 No.17671631 >>17671613 RIP plunge protection team

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:47 No.17671633 File: 24 KB, 480x271, 6846939-episode_190_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jesus fucking christ NUKE CHINA YOU FUCKING BASTARDS THEYRE RESPONSIBLE FOR UNLEASHING THIS SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:50 No.17671635 File: 20 KB, 368x335, 2dfqvu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:51 No.17671636 ding ding ding >market: free falls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:01:59 No.17671640 Up 9% for the day but that was stressful. Fuck Robinhood.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:02:01 No.17671643 >>17671572 You are going to lose your job and end up homeless

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:02:01 No.17671645 File: 12 KB, 589x322, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ROBINHOOD FUCKED ME SO HARD THIS MORNING WHEN I TRIED TO SELL.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:02:04 No.17671648 >>17671591 I thought the fed pumped it. What happened there big boy?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:02:08 No.17671650 File: 14 KB, 262x192, 1515536543344.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:02:08 No.17671651 >NOT CLOSING @ -2020 wack

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:02:21 No.17671655 >he didnt load up on more puts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:02:21 No.17671656 File: 195 KB, 1200x1174, 1582367366575.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:02:22 No.17671657 wew that final dump made me cream

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:02:23 No.17671658 File: 1.41 MB, 1342x728, Screen_Shot_2019-04-24_at_9.58.20_AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw bought $8,000 in $400 TSLA puts >mfw they immediately double in value tomorrow morning

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:02:23 No.17671659
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 3.04%, horrifying but nowhere near as bad as it could have been. Dump into close is worrisome and closing below open nauseating but I expected us to close around 272 sooooo....
GLD held steady, bowling ball up, pulled off 3 out of 4 reckless leveraged daytrades. I still got it... a little rusty and scared. Where are we going? I'm just glad to be here with my frends on such a historic day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4pt2U5h120

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:02:31 No.17671661 File: 89 KB, 641x700, 0201681ad825239021d525f55d6c644324577e1cc3742f5731e5d569b1ca90b4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TWO THOUSAND W O T H O U S A N D

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:02:35 No.17671662 File: 22 KB, 128x128, comfy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOW IS THE TIME INVEST IN CUTE BOYS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:02:43 No.17671663 I’m under pretty good on some dip buy attempts. Think it’s worth it to break the PDT rules and get suspended for 90 days?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:02:49 No.17671664 NUKE CHINA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:02:59 No.17671669 >cockblocked at the end GET FUCKED FED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:00 No.17671670 Trump supporters are going to turn on him once the healthcare system crashes. The GOP is probably finished, completely done.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:01 No.17671671 >>17671623 >all that pumping Why do people pretend to know what’s happening? All we know is overnight repo was raised.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:03 No.17671672 File: 41 KB, 650x492, www.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] probably the wrong thread but how does POST and PRE open trading work? who has access to it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:03 No.17671673 >back down -2k WE DID IT LADS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:16 No.17671680 I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:18 No.17671682 File: 1.83 MB, 325x244, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA IT'S DEAD SEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL LET THE WORLD BURN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:22 No.17671684 File: 66 KB, 999x1000, le.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stupid boomers, it just a cold lol

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:24 No.17671685 >[Chinese laughter intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:26 No.17671688 File: 278 KB, 590x540, 157289357235825.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671633 No you APOROGIZE!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:33 No.17671694 File: 110 KB, 584x800, 1579679954223.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LMAO it''s going to go down another 2K tomorrow, fucking dumping at the close kek.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:36 No.17671695 >>17671572 Depends on where you live and what you do for money.

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:37 No.17671696

>>17671545
>LET IT BE KNOWN THAT FOR 10 GENERATIONS MY FAMILY -INCLUDING ME- WILL BE PISSING ON JEROME POWELL'S GRAVE
Yeah no. You won't have generations of your family if entire country is bankrupt. You should be glad Powell is doing whatever he can to save the U.S. economy, dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:37 No.17671697 >>17671659 Up 16% today

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:41 No.17671699 File: 17 KB, 225x225, wojak_mask.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671659 -2.79% ($707). Thanks for the fucking cheapies!!! And to think this might've all began with one guy eating bat soup, lel.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:42 No.17671700 File: 1.64 MB, 349x367, DANCE.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psLjNy9-L_c

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:43 No.17671701 File: 129 KB, 363x314, 1515036158502.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] someone (you) me when we're at the bottom so I can buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:46 No.17671702 File: 896 KB, 881x1440, coronastock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I KNEW YO U COULD DO IT CORONA-CHAN!!!!! TWO THOUSAND POINTS JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, GOD BLESS YOU!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:47 No.17671703 >Market stays open for a minute longer >in that minute it rallies from -8.3 to -7.9 Big bois are VERY scared

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:50 No.17671705 >>17671670 >>17671628 Bernie sanders 2020 amirite dood?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:54 No.17671708 >>17671664 https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/ it's coming from Italy NOT CHINA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:03:59 No.17671710 >>17671659 >TG was unironically about to post this desu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:04:03 No.17671712 >>17671645 Looks like you were trying to sell options. I believe Some of those were delayed by the exchange, the CBOE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:04:06 No.17671715 File: 328 KB, 651x858, 32311.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671688

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:04:17 No.17671718 File: 99 KB, 500x400, 1583778343102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO PUMP IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:04:18 No.17671717 File: 6 KB, 378x173, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SPCE increases dumped my gains, it was much higher an hour ago

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:04:22 No.17671719 >futures keep dumping

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:04:37 No.17671724 Tomorrow is going to be even uglier. The ride does not end.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:04:38 No.17671725 File: 930 KB, 4128x3096, 20200309_200221-min.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this literally the end of the world?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:04:39 No.17671727 File: 34 KB, 418x475, 1445485048965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I-It'll bounce back up tomorrow, r-right guys?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:04:40 No.17671726 File: 332 KB, 220x295, 1567611894997.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671659 -12% today

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:04:40 No.17671728 what's all the fuzz about this just close the market lmao like just ban short selling haha

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:04:46 No.17671731 File: 301 KB, 1234x1024, 1583094963598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU POWELL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:00 No.17671737

>>17671450
>>17671450
Bro im making cash hand over fucking fist, I'm just telling you straight up what's going to happen if the fed doesn't keep markets at least relatively flat. They will feel they have a secret weapon in their back pockets just to find out it won't work anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:01 No.17671739 File: 8 KB, 509x619, 1569087340901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:09 No.17671742 >>17671708 Fuck off Chink and kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:10 No.17671745 so should I sell my sqqq? or keep it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:13 No.17671746 >>17671659 I made 50 dollars woo! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY9m2sHQwLs

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:22 No.17671749 File: 52 KB, 685x564, 1579368605670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:29 No.17671750 >>17671659 Up like 200% or so today.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:33 No.17671752 >>17671696 THEN WHOSE GRAVE SHALL WE BE PISSING ON FOR 10 GENERATIONS?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:33 No.17671753 File: 554 KB, 1200x1200, 1581204783005.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] all the EOD call buyers completely BTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:34 No.17671754 File: 13 KB, 502x59, Screen Shot 2020-03-09 at 4.05.01 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bought right before the bell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:35 No.17671756 Corona is no more responsible for the upcoming recession than 9/11 was responsible for the 2001 crash. The real reasons this happened are internal contradictions of the system itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:36 No.17671757 File: 94 KB, 640x960, dbzfam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw your wife's going to have to start sucking dick to make ends meet, but you're a cuck so it would've been happening for free anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:42 No.17671759 >>17671695 Live in Los Angeles and am a production manager for an electronics company. Lots of experience as electronics technician

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:42 No.17671760 >>17671726 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:43 No.17671761 Coronachan is 20 times deadlier than the flu. Trump lost all fucking credibility. When the ICUs get overloaded, people are going to call him out. Even his most ardent supporters are going to scream for his head.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:50 No.17671762 >>17671710 WHAT A DAY WHAT A DAY WHAT A DAY how many hedgies are going to Beachy Head today O_O

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:54 No.17671763 >>17671670 Reminder that Bush was reelected because of 2001. People rally around their leaders in times of crisis. Trump will be reelected because of this. People will vote for what they know over what they don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:05:55 No.17671764 >>17671712 yeah. i know the window was tight, but robinhood itself was pretty fucked right before the circuit breakers. i was watching the volume myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:06:11 No.17671770 File: 123 KB, 296x287, kabas7sasxx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671659 down 7%, I finally took a good chunk of profits from CPB, GIS ect, added more money, and buying Australia, Nikkei, UK, Spain, YUM, Jack in Box slingshot soon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:06:11 No.17671771 >>17671670 Universal health care is a meme

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:06:21 No.17671772 >>17671705 nah we ridin with biden

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:06:29 No.17671773 File: 462 KB, 1264x632, 1568686110227.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671708 Fuck off chang

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:06:37 No.17671776 So when does everyone apologize to /pol/? Now or after you get the "flu"?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:06:43 No.17671780 >>17671695 How fucked are airline pilots?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:06:53 No.17671786 File: 194 KB, 1024x775, gregory peck ahab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671770 AHAB MODE TOGETHER

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:06:57 No.17671787 straight drop

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:07:05 No.17671789 >>17671745 Double down pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:07:13 No.17671792 So futures are looking really bad, will tomorrow be even worse?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:07:17 No.17671795 File: 318 KB, 1053x1080, 1539094386885.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] loaded up on more ONTX cheaperinos :)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:07:26 No.17671797 >>17671195 Schiff has been saying the same thing for 11 fucking years. He's missed on so many gains since then it's unbelievable.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:07:29 No.17671800 im down 2.6% for the day, meh

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:07:33 No.17671802 File: 602 KB, 1440x2960, Screenshot_20200309-160643_TD Ameritrade Mobile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671699 >>17671659 I'm up 5%, what are you doing wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:07:36 No.17671803 >>17671763 This, even more for that corona originated in china, which trump already is the leader against it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:07:40 No.17671805 >>17671761 >implying people don't already know this The whole point of a leader is to stay calm during times of crisis. If Obama acted this way, you would probably have praised him, you hypocrite.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:07:44 No.17671806 >>17671761 >coronavirus is trumps fault AAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Trump derangement syndrome at it's finest.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:07:45 No.17671807 >>17671753 Unless your calls were on SQQQ like me :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:07:47 No.17671808 >>17671762 quite a few were literally about to see the entire yuro financial system get their own 08 just like i said it would lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:07:52 No.17671811 WE ARE THE STOCK MARINES AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING SELLING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:07:55 No.17671812 Why is this shit still moving after 4

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:08:02 No.17671816 Thank you ching chong for your delicious bat and Drump for being a retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:08:03 No.17671817 >>17671795 Fellow ONTX brother I betrayed you and sold the last time it hit 55

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:08:03 No.17671818
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Dammit. Why is the mainstream media helping mass panic selling? Fucking sheeps.

>>17671752
Bears graves, and your grave will be one of the graves that will be pissed and shit on.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:08:04 No.17671819 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:08:06 No.17671821 >stickied thread >only 1000 replies it's a nuffin borger get back to work wagies

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:08:14 No.17671824 FUTURES TANKING!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:08:26 No.17671826 now imagine how bad it will be in the next shmita

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:08:28 No.17671827

>>17671763
Is every Trump supporter cognitively deficient? Bush immediately declared 911 a national emergency, created a villain and declared war on a foreign power. Trump isn't "fighting" anyone; he has repeatedly downplayed coronavirus, talked it down and sinking his whole lardy dick on the "nothing burger" narrative. As far as Trump's base is concerned, this isn't a crisisi, and that's going to be his undoing once things finally tumble down.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:08:43 No.17671835 >>17671763 it's a possibility, but that wasn't just crisis, it was war against the bad men. This has some major risks of this: >>17671761 This hasn't been handled well. But he has a gift with managing his base so TBD

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:08:44 No.17671836 File: 327 KB, 587x626, 1582385923875.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine the panic and the market drop when the President gets the coof

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:08:45 No.17671837 Thank you to all the new friends for joining /smg/ today! We hope to see you guys back here tomorrow! We are happy to help anyway we can and we love it when users use trips. Please download robinhood (/smg/'s premium broker) and start trading!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:08:47 No.17671840 >>17671659 >Throbbing gristle Good taste, and a fitting theme for the end of industrial civilization.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:08:51 No.17671841 File: 19 KB, 225x225, cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671727 sort of

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:09:02 No.17671844 guys this is just a correction (happens all the time) you're all over reacting

>>	help Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:09:03 No.17671843 File: 60 KB, 750x498, external-content.duckduckgo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671739

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:09:10 No.17671845

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:09:12 No.17671846 >>17671670 You fucking retard. Our healthcare system won't collapse BECAUSE it isn't nationalized. Meanwhile, the UK's NHS is completely fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:09:13 No.17671847 >>17671806 Why the fuck is he downplaying it while other countries are actually starting to get their shit together?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:09:18 No.17671849 >>17671672 I've been betting on options for 2 weeks now and also still don't get this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:09:24 No.17671851 File: 2 KB, 388x23, 231113.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Its nothing, you could say a nothingburger

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:09:34 No.17671855 >>17671817 >tfw originally bought at .40 and sold at .62 i got back in at .49 and now .40

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:09:34 No.17671856 File: 329 KB, 1079x1879, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bros....

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:09:55 No.17671863 File: 88 KB, 1024x576, 1580413719669m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Italian stock market futures down 14%, almost 3,000 points

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:10:08 No.17671865 >>17671802 I fell for the "coronavirus is just a meme" meme and started dca'ing last week.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:10:10 No.17671866 >>17671761 Not a Tump fan at all but what did he do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:10:15 No.17671868 File: 35 KB, 680x871, that feel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] don't worry if you bought the dip you can...you know...just wait it out

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:10:16 No.17671869 File: 43 KB, 412x636, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so fucking close

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:10:21 No.17671874 >>17671836 >all US pres candidates are age 70+ >corona-chan hits age 70+ seniors the hardest wew

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:10:26 No.17671876 >>17671818 MAY YOUR MISFORTUNES AND LOSSES BE EVER PUNISHING THE SYSTEMIC RISKS OF THE MARKET HAVE COME TO THE SURFACE. REPENT TO THE BEAR SPIRIT OR FACE ETERNAL DAMNATION

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:10:36 No.17671881

TLT lowkey also had a huge bash to the face up to 180 at one point now 172, its still pretty gud but just saying

Anyway I might be done trading, getting up at 6AM sucks and not really sure where market goes from here if its straight down SPY put premiums are all super fuckin jacked and even 12% from here probably only just a 300%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:10:52 No.17671889 ܂>>17671776 It's coming back up though

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:10:53 No.17671888 >>17671866 Called and still calls corona a flu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:10:59 No.17671891 https://m.investing.com/indices/italy-40-futures 14% down on the italian futures

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:11:01 No.17671893 i longed SPY, wish me luck, 271 stop loss

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:11:16 No.17671896 >>17671821 >only 1000 replies >dead bord stupid meme

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:11:20 No.17671897 >>17671869 keep your hopes up anon, there's always tomorrow!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:11:20 No.17671900 File: 25 KB, 1657x178, Annotation 2020-03-09 161039.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >worst days are pre and post-Obama How fucking seething is Trump gonna be?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:11:22 No.17671901 >they bought the bounce LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:11:29 No.17671903 >>17671869 they probably paamped eet just so they would avoid those headlines

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:11:31 No.17671909 File: 19 KB, 495x362, 1539834523540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671856 >Pornhub Investing clown world

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:11:39 No.17671915 File: 234 KB, 768x1024, 1583735797881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671659 I am down 2.24% today, still up +6% on the quarter though

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:11:40 No.17671916 it's ok when based bernie wins he will ban speculation and bears will get the rope

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:11:42 No.17671918 >>17671847 trump literally dug his own grave with that tweet, imagine cities getting quarantined and the number shooting up after actually testing people.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:11:45 No.17671920 >>17671847 The US has spent more money, just signed a $8.3 B bill, than any other country to combat this disease. People are going to be mad at Trump for trying to keep people calm? Fuck off deranged libtard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:11:52 No.17671925 >>17671486 Why don't they just stockpile the oil until the price comes back up? MBS and his desert dwelling goatfuckers can't sustain a price this low for very long either

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:11:57 No.17671927 >>17671868 G O L O N G

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:11:58 No.17671929 >>17671827 You're retarded. Their alternatives to a semblance of normalcy in Trump are a senile geriatric and a communist. Again, people vote for the sure thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:11:59 No.17671930 >>17671866 "Just the flu bro"- t. Zion Don

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:12:00 No.17671932 Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I8-CbJYGMA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:12:07 No.17671934 File: 7 KB, 250x221, 1583715892635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671836 My body is ready

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:12:08 No.17671935 What will happen tomorrow brehs?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:12:20 No.17671941 17671889<< neat

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:12:29 No.17671950 LOOK AT SPX FUTURES

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:12:30 No.17671951
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>>17671659
It's bad my man! Real ugly!

Forgot to remove my limit buy for BRKB and MCD. Forgot to sell AMAT and MCD. This isn't just a pandemic pullback or a recession, this is a crash. IDK wtf I'm to do!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:12:34 No.17671956 BREAKING: Rep. Matt Gaetz Quarantined

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:12:38 No.17671957 I scryed my crystal ball and saw the future(s market). Tomorrow will be even worse. This was just a taste of things to come. Keep sticky up mods.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:12:49 No.17671960 >>17671929 Is the senile geriatric part referring to Trump or Biden I can't tell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:12:56 No.17671963 >>17671920 >CARing about blumpf or libtards Bro, we are moving into a new era fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:12:58 No.17671964 File: 145 KB, 463x263, excuse me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671807 how do options works on leveraged etfs? is your maximum loss still the premium paid or does the leverage buttfuck you somehow?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:13:02 No.17671967 >>17671847 If trump took it more serious the media would tell you retards he's panicking, in the end the president's word shouldn't have this much influence. The American people are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:13:22 No.17671977 File: 22 KB, 420x420, 1574528947386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ܂>>17671941 Try it out fags put THIS symbol ܂ behind the >> to reply backwards >>17671941

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:13:35 No.17671980 Let the true panic selling begin

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:13:39 No.17671981 >>17671935 https://m.investing.com/indices/italy-40-futures Italian futures 14 fucking percent

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:13:44 No.17671985 File: 8 KB, 621x151, wtf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671889 how the fuck are you doing this test >>17671776

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:14:00 No.17671986 >>17671935 Rape

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:14:10 No.17671990 File: 100 KB, 1050x1500, 1583711878644.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661529

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:14:22 No.17671996 File: 161 KB, 960x960, 1531931387212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17661529 toasting in a pinned thread

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:14:26 No.17671998 >>17671964 It's literally exactly the same as far as I can tell. There's no additional risk, most you can lose is the premium paid.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:14:30 No.17672000 >>17671985 He must be Israeli

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:14:31 No.17672001 .>>17671977 what??

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:14:33 No.17672002 File: 953 KB, 320x320, 02.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671659 Up 19.4%. Blessed be Putin and the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia. These fucking crude oil shorts worked wonders.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:14:36 No.17672004 >>17671866 Pretended everything was fine instead of shutting down the borders; He didn't even try

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:14:37 No.17672005 File: 1.83 MB, 200x200, 1581996210781.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17671836 This is like Woodrow Wilson getting the Spanish Flu but 100× worse

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:14:42 No.17672007 >>17671836 Fucking kike, stop spreading panic (((stein)))

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:14:58 No.17672009 >>17671935 The real selloff begins. Should have loaded up on puts today brah.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:15:15 No.17672014 >>܂17671977 let me try

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:15:16 No.17672015 iceland only down 3% absolutly based

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:15:18 No.17672019 >>17671956 He was with trump not even a hour ago too

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:15:31 No.17672029 ܂>>17671977

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:15:45 No.17672031 >>17671985 Like I said Jack, but this symbol ܂ behind the >> ܂>>17671985

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:16:14 No.17672039 >>17672015 how do i invest in autistic scandis

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:16:14 No.17672041

>>17671967
He's managed this poorly. Why have we been sending all our test kits to korea instead of buying them ourselves? Why have we tested so few people, and not stopped or screened anyone coming in from italy?

Why did he say that it might not be a problem here when everyone could see it already was?

Why does he disagree publicly with his own experts?

Managed it terribly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:16:18 No.17672042 ܂>>17672014 ok i got it, that's before not behind

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:16:25 No.17672043 >US markets only ones that have circuit breaks truly a meme market

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:16:27 No.17672044 >>17672004 He did shut down he borders while you cucks called him racist for doing it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:16:38 No.17672046 ܂>>17671977 ܂niggerstest

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:16:40 No.17672049 >>17672004 Yeah that was pretty stupid, of all the fucking people you'd think Trump would be the last guy to not do that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:16:42 No.17672050 17671985<< Did it work?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:16:43 No.17672051

>>17671847
>implying he's downplaying it
Fucktard, browse /cvg/ for once in your life and stop listening to media shills and whatever nonsense they are conjuring up about Trump's twitter.

The US government is preparing for 4.8 million infections in the next few months. Of course Trump and co are preparing behind the scenes. It's the job of a leader to stay calm during times of crisis while making moves behind the scene. If Obama acted this way, you'd praise him for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:16:46 No.17672054 I'm in a cafe right now and some Korean lady is doing the big coof.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:16:47 No.17672053 >>17672014 No, you put it behind first and it does the job itself, before you even post ܂>>17672014

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:16:50 No.17672057 >>17671846 You're right, people will just die in their job, not going to the doctor because it's too expensive.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:16:51 No.17672059 I loaded up on Treasuries but then they dropped intraday. Did I fuck up or am I set?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:16:56 No.17672061 >>17672019 >Trump infects tens of thousands of people on the campaign trail

>>	QUARANTINED ANON Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:17:07 No.17672065 HOW DO YOU DO A BACKWARDS b ANON?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:17:11 No.17672066 >>17672043 circuit breakers are jewish tricks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:17:18 No.17672067 >>17671977

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:17:19 No.17672068 >>17672042 >>17671977

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:17:34 No.17672074 >>17671951 we'll get thru it ܂>>17671977 what the fuck also I can't poast images!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:17:35 No.17672076 >>17672065 Type lowercase D dumbass

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:17:36 No.17672077 .>>17672053 omg dude your so kewl

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:17:40 No.17672078 >>17672044 >you cucks ??? Nigga he didn't shut down shit, just limited flights from wuhan and let everyone else, even korea and italy, ship people here without extra testing or jack shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:17:44 No.17672081 Dollar stores and auto parts are up, not a sign of a strong economy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:17:44 No.17672083 ܂>>17671977 HOLY FUCKKK THANK YOU BASED WIZARD

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:17:55 No.17672094

>>17672049
>listening to leftist trolls.
Trump was the one who shut down travel from China back in January. Democrats called him racist for doing so. Stop listening to revisionists.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/31/business/china-travel-coronavirus.html

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:17:55 No.17672095 ܂>>17672050 The symbol has to stay, remember it's NOT a dot ܂

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:18:00 No.17672099 17672065<< hi

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:18:04 No.17672101 17672046<<. Newfag test

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:18:45 No.17672111 ܂>>17672077 oh

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:18:52 No.17672115 >>17672065 alt-x 100 dumbass, you must lurk for at least three years before posting here

>>	QUARANTINED ANON Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:19:01 No.17672121 >>17672076 THANKS DANON! OH WAIT I THINK I DID IT WRONG

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:19:01 No.17672122 >>17671844 it's just a flu bro

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:19:11 No.17672125 .>>17672099 Italian futures down 14%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:19:19 No.17672129 test 17672014>>

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:19:20 No.17672130 did the hoarders ransack all the other stores and are now buying out dollar stores?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:19:24 No.17672132 https://www.marxist.com/capitalist-system-in-meltdown.htm break free from the chains of this self-contradicting system once and for all

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:19:49 No.17672142

>>17672051
This is so retarded.

You think everyone saying this voted for hillary and hates trump? You're wrong. Look where you are. Maybe you're used to reading posts on redirt or msnbc articles, but here people like trump and still see he's completely fucking this up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:19:50 No.17672144 Don’t look at the europoors futures

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:19:52 No.17672146 >Retards being tricked into using sandnigger Unicode characters.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:20:00 No.17672149 NOT STICKIED ABANDON THREAD

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:20:02 No.17672151 >> 17671977

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:20:12 No.17672154 .>>17671977

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:20:17 No.17672157 >>17672004 He shut down flights out of Chinkland on Feb 1st and you scumbag weasel leftist called him racist over it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:20:24 No.17672160 Whats even the point of the backwards arrow answering?

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:20:25 No.17672161

>>17672057
In your country they'll go to the doctor just to be told it's two weeks for an appointment. The hospital may have emergency screenings, but guess what? Your bare bones, cheapskate healthcare system has anywhere from 30% - 50% less healthcare workers per capita than ours. It's true. Just look at the numbers for nurses. That means 30% - 50% longer you have to wait for any sort of basic attention or treatment.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:20:28 No.17672162 >>܂17672031 BASED W/ng Bag

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:20:38 No.17672167 >>.17671980 Behind?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:20:41 No.17672169 >>17672115 Wont work on a phone

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:20:48 No.17672172 >>17672129 >>17672099 Not a dot lads, and you put it behind the >> ܂>>17672101 ܂>>17672099

>>	QUARANTINED ANON Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:20:53 No.17672175 >>17672149 SELL SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:21:20 No.17672185 >>17672057 You're right, people will just die in the waiting room, not going to the doctor because their isn't one available.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:21:47 No.17672196 >>17672161 3 days of paid sick leave. People will die and spread it out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:21:51 No.17672199 >>17672167 Yeah, behind the >> so it's .>> If you have a normal quote though it becomes ܂>>17672167

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:21:56 No.17672202 ITT: retards discover unicode right-to-left

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:22:02 No.17672206 ܂17672146>> Seems fun, its good to learn new things everyday, keeps your mind active.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:22:03 No.17672208 WHY REMOVE THE STICKY JUST BECAUSE MARKET IS CLOSED?!?! >>17672074 yes indeed. thanks for the encouragement, my friend! Got to get control of this sleep shit though...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:22:11 No.17672211 17672160>>܂ >ngmi

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:22:14 No.17672213 >>17671896 Its not stupid because it filters out newfags in a really hilarious way, I love it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:22:16 No.17672214 17672095>>܂ test

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:22:21 No.17672218 17672101<<܂ retard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:22:23 No.17672219 >>17671998 holy fuck i'm there...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:22:25 No.17672221 >>17671659 Up 49.33%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:22:34 No.17672223 >>17672208 I haven't slept in 36 hour :3

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:22:42 No.17672226 >>܂17671977

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:22:48 No.17672229 >>17672132 Shut the fuck up faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:23:29 No.17672252 ܂>>17672208 bc its done

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:23:39 No.17672254 .>>17672199

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:23:53 No.17672258 ܂>>17671977

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:24:06 No.17672260 VOTATE PD RIPETO VOTATE PD QUESTA NON E' UN'ESERCITAZIONE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:24:12 No.17672262 >>17672094 So basically the last day of Jan? When he should have done it in Nov? You delusional MIGAcucks are hilarious?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:24:32 No.17672265 >>17672172 >Not a dot lads, and you put it behind the >> Gonna try it again <<.17672146

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:24:48 No.17672271 ܂>>17672254 It's not a dot, it's this one ܂

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:24:54 No.17672272 ܂>>17672208 my browser was getting tired

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:25:01 No.17672274 >>17672142 >dude just shut down all travel to the us forever lol kill your economy in lightning speed over a virus with a sub-3% death rate trust me bro I'm a Trump supporter!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:25:16 No.17672279 ܂>>17672265 retard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:25:31 No.17672282 >>·17672199 >unicode right-to-left

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:25:32 No.17672284 17672252<<. testing

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:25:43 No.17672287 >>17672271 how is it even called?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:25:57 No.17672295 >>.17672271 >>܂17672271

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:26:05 No.17672297 Bros please help. Everyone is talking about the stock market but I'm too stupid to understand what the stock market is.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:26:13 No.17672300 >>17672279 I suck at computers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:26:38 No.17672312 17672265<<܂

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:26:45 No.17672315 ܂>>17671977 test

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:26:47 No.17672317 17672208<< huh

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:26:54 No.17672320 >>17671659 buing DUTCH ROYAL SHELL, but when? its at 20 year low

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:26:55 No.17672321 >>17672297 It's a market for stocks.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:26:56 No.17672322 >>17672172 whats the point?? do you not just click the persons post?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:26:57 No.17672324 ܂>>17672300 test

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:27:05 No.17672328 ܂>>17672274 From strawmanning to all-or-nothing thinking... This is almost a textbook lesson in arguing like an asshole who knows he's already lost

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:27:06 No.17672329 >>17672297 yeah, you are

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:27:08 No.17672330 >>17672297 this is a backward quote thread now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:27:19 No.17672335 >>.17672297 same

>>	QUARANTINED ANON Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:27:30 No.17672338 >>17672297 BASICALLY IT'S A SERIES OF CUBES

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:27:34 No.17672341 >>17672274 Do you seriously think a sub-3% death rate is not huge? Can you not do basic math?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:27:34 No.17672342 ܂>>17672218 ܂>>17672211 ܂>>17672214 ܂>>17672206 Oh no no no no

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:27:54 No.17672346 ܂>>17671977 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:27:57 No.17672348 >>17672315 >>17672324 >>17672328 Based >>17672322 Learn to do it tripfag, it will extend your life span

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:28:03 No.17672353

>>17671925
You would have to ask someone who is less of a brainlet on those matters than me. Based on the market reaction, I assume there is a plausible scenario in which said goatfuckers can indeed keep this up long enough to put at least a few companies out of business, force them to shrink their workforce, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:28:21 No.17672360 <<<you>>>

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:28:22 No.17672362 <<܂17672297

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:28:31 No.17672364 ܂>>17672297 its when you put ܂ behind the >>

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:28:39 No.17672367 <<.17672324 test

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:28:54 No.17672378 >>17671891 I bought EWI puts before close.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:28:55 No.17672379 >>17672223 god damn sun you da real mvp glad you can watch the market for me when I puss out

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:29:24 No.17672386 what should i buy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:29:51 No.17672390 ܂ >>17672379

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:29:57 No.17672391 >>17671891 Oh shit maybe not taking profits on my puts was a good move

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:30:07 No.17672393 >>܂17672360 ܂>>17672360

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:30:40 No.17672410 >>17672367 Look lad, you have this quote >>17672362 put this symbol ܂ behind the >> and you get this ܂>>17672362

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:30:42 No.17672415 ܂>>17672386 $TSLA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:30:46 No.17672416 >>17672386 a rope

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:30:46 No.17672417 >>17672320܂ bought it today. feels good man, + 8% dividents

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:31:48 No.17672437 >>17672386 Silver, Gold, Guns/Ammo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:32:07 No.17672446 ܂>>17672386 bear stocks

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:32:10 No.17672449

܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂ ܂܂17672410

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:33:04 No.17672465 >>17672417 17672417<<.# test

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:33:13 No.17672468 >>17671003 Update this pic with today's numbers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:33:33 No.17672478 >>17672039 this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:33:49 No.17672486 >>17672328 At what point of quarantine would have been sufficient to you? Trump put in travel restrictions on February 8th. He was criticized for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:33:50 No.17672487 syriac sublinear full stop (U+0702) ܂ <---

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:33:59 No.17672493 >>17672386

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:34:09 No.17672497 Please bros. How do I become rich from market crash?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:34:16 No.17672500 ܂>>17672172 final test

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:34:26 No.17672502 .>>17672468 wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:34:28 No.17672504 WTF guys I thought FED was supposed to pump it to end. What happened?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:35:14 No.17672515 >>܂17672487

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:35:23 No.17672520 >>17672500 Based >>17672502 Try it with THIS symbol ܂ it's not a dot

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:35:48 No.17672527 ܂>>17672410 cheers lad, finally got it. Fuck my boomer ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:36:07 No.17672537 ܂ >>17671977 test

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:36:14 No.17672544 >>17672504 No person or group of people can account for all the forces in the free market

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:36:47 No.17672551 ܂>>17672504 so phone tags have to copypasta special period

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:36:51 No.17672553 >>17672497 Short stocks, buy puts and inverted ETFs or try to buy stocks right before a bounce or a FED pump and sell before they fall back down

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:36:57 No.17672556 >>17672504 The fed pumped. The fed got dumped. Mr Bobo's wild ride isn't over yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:37:02 No.17672558 >autistic retards discover sandnigger magic

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:37:29 No.17672568 >>17672348 extend my life span? all i have to do is click a fucking number and it does the same thing......

>>	QUARANTINED ANON Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:37:59 No.17672580 USE THE TRIFORCE!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:38:04 No.17672582 >>17672417 thats what they paid last time, cant pay dividends if they cant sell oil cause crypto jew Bin Salman is selling it too low.. how long can they Rockefeller the rest of the oil supply?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:39:47 No.17672620 ܂>>17672568 Prove that you have a brain tripoid, pass the test! >>17672571 Don't cheese it, you have to do it step by step 1. Quote like >>17672571 2. Put ܂ behind >> 3. Post

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:39:50 No.17672621 ܂does it work this too?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:41:20 No.17672655 ܂>>17672621 Yep

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:42:14 No.17672676 ܂>>17672620

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:47:10 No.17672783 >>.17672620 nigger?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:48:12 No.17672802 >>17672620.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:48:43 No.17672811 17672802>>

Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:48:44 No.17672813

>>17672486
So what? Yes, he would’ve been criticized no matter what, same with Obama, bush, clinton, on and on.

He should’ve done what the epidemiologists were saying, rather than telling them what to say.

He should’ve had people tested and closed travel from highly infectious regions.

His response to letting the cruise ship dock was he doesn’t want it because it would double the numbers and he likes the numbers where they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:48:55 No.17672817 >>17672783 Not a dot, it's a different symbol Copy it here ܂ and put it behind the >>, so it looks like this ܂>>

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:50:58 No.17672855 >>17671191 What happens when Trump contacts the coronavirus and dies in office?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:52:18 No.17672872 >>17672553 Thanks, buddy. Next question: how find a girl to kiss?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:52:27 No.17672877 >>.17672315

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:54:44 No.17672915 ܂>>17671977 jesus the hell

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:55:07 No.17672927 How much silver should I buy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:55:47 No.17672943 ALL OF ITALY IS UNDER LOCKDOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:55:53 No.17672946 ܂>>17672877 That guy misspoke, you have to put it in front of it, like: .>>17672877

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:56:46 No.17672965 Surely you've got the Triple K's for greatness in these Dark and Depressing times. How can you go wrong with KDP,KHC, and KO? Solid defensive plays all combined. Watch the Dr Pepper, Coke and Ketchup flow like wine.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:57:19 No.17672974 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Monday_(2020) this is history now guys

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 16:57:50 No.17672984 ܂ >>17672946 Oh shit no way. As long as ive been here wowi thank you based sir

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 17:02:34 No.17673096 ܂>>17671977 nigga poo

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 17:02:40 No.17673101 .>>17672199 Testing...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 17:02:51 No.17673111 >>17672927 Silver is good for storing wealth so as much as you're willing to have

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 17:04:03 No.17673142 >>17673101 Wrong symbol, it's not a dot, it's this one ܂ ܂ ܂ Try it with that one!

>>	QUARANTINED ANON Mon, Mar 9, 2020 17:04:04 No.17673143 WAIT BEFORE YOU GO ANON! SHOULD I?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 17:05:40 No.17673179 >>17672417 How does dividend payout work? You get it paid out in the app you buy stocks with? I honestly have no clue.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 17:06:15 No.17673194 ܂>>17673101 tehe

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 17:07:21 No.17673214 Ww're going to get so rich off of this pandemic bearbros, fuck stocks and go all in on crypto

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 17:11:06 No.17673301 ܂>>17672620 what the fuck is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 17:11:13 No.17673303 >>17673101 Still trying...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 17:12:37 No.17673330 ܂ >>17673303 Still can't seem to get it, damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 17:13:14 No.17673351 >>17673179 Some brokers allow automatic reinvesting, but yeah, it will appear in your trading account. Dividends are usually paid every quater.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 17:13:20 No.17673353 .>>17673301 lol please let this work

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 17:17:09 No.17673442 >>17672943 >ALL OF ITALY IS UNDER LOCKDOWN lol the real news is getting washed away under the shitposting

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 9, 2020 17:17:09 No.17673443 >>17673353 Wrong fucking symbol, use the other one, the smaller pseudo-dot posted all over the thread

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