/biz/ - Business & Finance

>down 40k
>So dead inside I literally don't give a fuck

First for eat my ass

>>17649878
nth for bulls absolutely and unequivocally BTFO

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>>17649878
I WIST
THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

Any ideas how much I’ll make!?

How long can I use 1 N95 mask?

>>17649948
>he thinks he's a "trader"
>he "trades" on a phone app
Oh dear.

How do I profit from the world crumbling on market open

>WORK FOR CREDIT SUISSE
>WORK IN TOP DAY CLEARING IN THE MORNING

GOOD NIGHT ANONS

>>17649946
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

There's 4 fucking /smg/ in a row on the fucking frontpage.
What the fuck is wrong with you retards?

>>17649953
it should be in the manual
but if you only have one (1) mask, you're just going to have to use it until you die or buy more

God damn i'm pissed at myself for selling this shit

Is Eric Trump... /our guy/?

>>17649975
Save me fren.
Should I be buying DB or CS puts?

>>17649948
-4.83

>>17649978
IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOWN

>>17649979
/smg/ is basically /pol/ now.
And /pol/ is reddit.
>>>/pol/247132452
Just look at all the newfags giving OP a hard time.

>>17649979
Sry I have autismo

>>17650004
>Buying Trump's bags
lol

>>17650004
is Eric Trump LCIguy?

Our time has COME fellow zoomers. The happening to end all happenings. Mass political upheaval started by the market tanking and mass boomer death.

Here comes Monday...

https://youtu.be/FdU8oqCbvzo

>>17649985
My old relatives have 10+ and I’m considering wearing one to school so I don’t get it and give it to them.

But that guy was already coughing behind me in class last week...

Should I make a fake twitter and publicly urge my school to close?

>>17649953
single use.

>>17649878
Is this good for bulls?

Reminder that fiat is kill, stocks are stuck supporting the bloated corpses of boomer retirements, so buy Store of Value cryptos in 6 months.

I have 1 spx put lmao

I hope you're right, anon.

>>17650065
>entering the job market during a major recession
Lol you’re gonna get MILLENIAL’ed

>>17649878
my body is ready

>>17650067
just catch the flu and fight it
we're all going down together
have a chinese girl stick her tongue in your throat

>>17650068
Fuck.

FUCK!!

CIRCUIT
BREAKERRRRRRRR

>>17650130
Bro
I would if I could

But also my gma is on her deathbed so I don’t want to not visit her but I also don’t want to get her corona’ed

>>17650135
>CIRCUIT
>BREAKER!

>>17650132
the odds of contracting covid through aerosol particulates is very low, you'd have to have some guy sneeze in your face. just stop touching your fucking face and keep a 1-2m distance from people and you'll be fine without a mask. i mean, if you're going to use a n95 for protection, you mind as well go all out and get the face shield too.

>>17650109
>implying.

We're taking over the guberment nigger, 1930's style.

>>17650130
what a goddess

>>17650109
>was just about to finish my master's and start looking for a job after this semester
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP

>>17650177
more like circute breaker >:D

>>17650109
>tfw 30yo NEET since mid-20's looking for first real job
what are my chances, /biz/

>diligently work hard to save money every day, week, month
>work up to 350k in savings
>months and potentially years worth of effort is destroyed because of retarded Chinese peasants eating vermin

Being a wagecuck is bad enough but seeing the fruits of my labor gone like this... on the other hand, I have a 160k salary so I guess I should count my blessings.

Nasdaq futures halted lmao

>>17650216
my cousin is graduating this year with a mechanical engineering degree. Bright kid but hes absolutely fucked.

>>17649878
https://linkto.run/p/K7Y5F9RT

VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!

>Strong buy
>Buy
>Neutral
>Sell
>Strong Sell

https://linkto.run/p/K7Y5F9RT

>>17650257
> I have a 160k salary so I guess I should count my blessings

For now.

>>17650265
That means THERE IS NO FUTURE.

We live in late stage capitalism.

>>17650243
:3

>>17650253
can you stroke?

>>17649953
N95 masks are supposed to be single use. Of course during difficult time you can try to store them for reuse a bit more, but that still couldn't last you very long as moisture from your breathing would affect the filter performance

>>17650317

>>17650317
Jerome just said that we're still mid-cycle

>>17649878
>the bear will leave its cave forever
How could a Canadian be so right?

>>17650363
You know it's the end of the world when a Canadian says something insightful

>>17650349
you have to assume that after every use of a n95, the exterior is contaminated. so no, you can't reuse it without risk of self-contamination. cleaning the exterior also runs the risk of damaging the filtering properties of the mask. if you are in a very high risk area, it should be discarded after you remove it. if you work with dust and non-infectious materials, you can reuse until it becomes difficult to breathe.

>>17650334
stroke? like, draw?

>>17650278
Yeah I'm gonna be in a similar situation, I'm an EE
maybe I'll just go for a doctorate if all else fails

SHORT
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LONG
C
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>>17650428
what kind of talents do you have, and what kind of payment are you expecting

>>17650436

>>17650253
Me too friendo!
What kind of job?

BREAK THOSE KNEEPADS OUT BOYS

HAHAHAHA

We may be witnessing the end of the long term debt cycle.

Sun are you around? What’s that podcast you were talking about?

>>17650414
That’s fucked
We’re fucked

>>17650183
How true is this?

>>17650464
>>17650495
i've got a penetration testing certificate, i know how to code/do computer stuff/etc so i'm looking for a job in cybersecurity but i have about a seven year work gap

>>17650290

https://linkto.run/p/K7Y5F9RT
https://linkto.run/p/K7Y5F9RT
https://linkto.run/p/K7Y5F9RT

>>17650414
https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/topics/hcwcontrols/recommendedguidanceextuse.html
extraordinary time extraordinary measure
No, of course you won't try to clean it

>>17650531
languages?
certs?
if the c-virus results in less foreign hires, it might be good news for you
if not, it's kind of tough

>>17650531
Oh you’re in a much better place if you have some skills like that and certification. Just remember not to get discouraged and to keep at it!

>>17649878
Hope you girls stocked up on ammo.

>>17650414
>cleaning the exterior also runs the risk of damaging the filtering properties of the mask.
Just run a far-UVC lamp over it.

>>17650436
i graduated civil engineering in 2017 and it was bad. rip for the 2020 grads

>FTSE 100 hasn't hit any euro circuit breakers
You can still watch the world end in real-time, boyos

>>17650530
Ooh I guess it’s an interview

Marc Lipsitch?

>>17650604
Did Italy close their stock market or something?

>>17650529
That only ends when central banks are destroyed and the Jews are exiled to Mercury.

>>17650598
Well, maybe coronachan will take out some of the boomers and they'll be short staffed.
One can only hope.

>>17650604
Why are you not using RH?

We had a good run right guys?

>>17650571
i know c really well, other than that i don't really have a specialty, and i have an OSCP cert
tfw fell for the /biztesting/ meme
>if the c-virus results in less foreign hires, it might be good news for you
it would be nice but i'm not getting my hopes up, poos are physically indestructible because they regularly bathe in the ganges and throw cow shit at each other
i'm surprised contact with them didn't genocide us like we did to the american natives
>>17650578
thx m8 i just want to move out of my parents house so they won't be disappointed in me

what the hell, i thought trump put pence in charge of cornovirus and this was under control

>>17650665
Don't think RH has futures.

>>17650604
>US 30Y isn't impacted by circuit breakers
>This sleepy-ass investment vehicle is trading with more volatility than our stocks usually see
>I've literally seen SPXL swing less than our UNLEVERAGED 30Y T-bonds currently are, and it was still regarded as a somewhat exciting day for SPXL
What a time to be alive.

DOW NO LONGER HALTED
>DOW NO LONGER HALTED
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DOW NO LONGER HALTED
>DOW NO LONGER HALTED
DOW NO LONGER HALTED
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frens i have a SPY 287 put that expires Monday. What happens if market hits circuit breaker?

Lads, I forgot to add my 1099 info from robinhood in my tax returns for the past few years. I haven't heard anything from the IRS. Is there a way for me to fix my return info if I already submitted it on turbotax? I only submitted it a couple days ago and I made 2 transactions worth about 50$ in 2019. Is there a way to edit my filing or do I just have to wait for the IRS to accept or reject it before I can add my stock information?

>>17650588
we don't even use those for sterilization, most labs and hospitals have chosen disposable PPE or autoclavable PPE. some of our older biosafety cabinets have the option but management has specifically told us they are not to be used.

>>17650216
Look on the bright side anon. If the system collapses, at least you won't have to pay off your student debt.

>>17650634
idk, I'm only watching the indices that I see the ticker updating for.

>>17650665
No futures. Can't see these swings in real-time.

>>17650699
Sweet! I thought it was locked down until tomorrow!

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ALL IN SQQQ
FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK ROBINHOOD

>U.S. 10 Year Treasury Note 0.499%

>>17650733
is this going to be a good time to pay denbts?

>>17650719
there's probably an IRS form for that
they have like 10,000 forms though
search for a "1099 correction form" or just a "tax correction form", then fill it out and submit it

>>17650733
I spent a bunch of effort being responsible and working during college so I don't have any denbts.
Now the system is going to collapse or Bernard will become president and nullify my effort.
WAKE ME UP

>>17650747
Fear

SHORT
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LONG
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>>17650588
UVC would also destroy mask filter.

>tfw job doesn't rely on the economy at all and if anything a bad economy = more job security

>>17650743

There's 3 circuit breakers:
7% - halt for 15 minutes
15% - halt for 15 minutes
20% - halt for entire day

>>17650253
Buy some knee pads kiddo.
You’re unironically doomed to shitty non exempt wageslave work for life because you have no clue at 30 years old how to navigate an office socially. You will either be unapproachable or overbearing and you will be repeatedly let go just because you’re an easy target for gossip. We have a new ex-neet every quarter.
I buddy up with them using my power level until they confide in me. Then I use their anxieties as ammo next time I’m talking to Stacy Gossiptits at the water cooler to ensure it won’t be me that quarter.

>>17650914
>>17650743
And the futures stop at 5%

If markets close im fucked huh?

>>17650880
bragging about job security is like a sign on your forehead that says in all caps “I’ve given up on life”

S&P 500 FUTURES NO LONGER HALTED
>S&P 500 FUTURES NO LONGER HALTED

>>17650790
Absolutely

>>17650964
Oh nooo I have a secure income I'm a failure

https://youtu.be/F3goSYkVPNE?t=318

NASDAQ FUTURES NO LONGER HALTED
>NASDAQ FUTURES NO LONGER HALTED
NASDAQ FUTURES NO LONGER HALTED
>NASDAQ FUTURES NO LONGER HALTED
NASDAQ FUTURES NO LONGER HALTED
>NASDAQ FUTURES NO LONGER HALTED
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>NASDAQ FUTURES NO LONGER HALTED

>>17649878
Bull day tomorrow.
My IQ is 137.5 and I have autism.

Stocks are going to bounce back *click-clack* BANG

>>17650979
THEY NOT LETTING IT GO UNDER 2819 THEN THOUGH THERE ARE GIGANTIC LOTS SELLING

PSUDO HALTED

Why the fuck is it open

>>17651005
>>17650979
thanks nigga

SHORT
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LONG
C
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THAT WAS THE BOTTOM WE'RE GREEN BOYS

>>17651022
because it's time to PUMP

>>17650257
Buy gold.

WTI oil dIpped below 30USD

I hope you retards aren't using Robinhood because it sure as FUCK isn't working tomorrow!

>>17650671
SecureWorks only hires people with an OSCP. The OSCP is the most respected cybersecurity cert and you should have no problem finding a job, especially if you ask for modest pay on your first job.

What are the best Forex brokers /biz/ ?
I need one that will let me deposit and withdraw in crypto without them needing my dox.

POST WHAT MUSIC YOU'LL BE LISTENING TO WHEN THE APOCALYPSE HITS THIS WEEK

>>17649878
FUCK IVE BEEN SAVING FOR YEARS! GOD DAMN IT WHY!!! IM DOWN 60K FFFUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA

I am proud to be a bull today

>>17649934
BEARS OWN THIS MARKET NOW.
BULLS GET THE ROPE FUTURES

>>17649948
Any idea how much I'll make?

>>17650960
>breakeven price: 284.37
>expires tomorrow
Anon, I...

>>17651181
Don't risk more than you can afford to lose :^)

>>17651105
Boy that would be real bad for them after last week.

Bulls

Ignore everything
Uy buy buy
Bull pride

>>17651203
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-put.html

Also this >>17651206

Will we hit breakers tomorrow?

>>17651174

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMwLjZWau9E

God I can't wait

>>17651174
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS!
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS!
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT AND YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW IT!
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A80MW58X38c

WE'RE REALLY GONNA GET FUCKED BY THE CHINKS HUH

>>17651213
I'm trying to save for retirement! Fuck it I'm pulling out! I cant keep losing like this! FUCKING CHINESE VIRUS! FUCK EVERYTHING!

>>17651236
I use it all the time, it's wildly inaccurate.

Imagine thinking it wont be green

Imagine thinking the fix isnt in

Imagine not understanding true reality

Imagine when ancient gods have debts to pay and your betting against them

Bulls win today green

Listen to these words
With every cycle you pay tribute

>>17651220
I'm not interested until things either level out and start trending back up or S&P goes below $2300/2018 low territory.

Why the fuck is there a bunch of drama around oil now, I thought we were worrying about corona?

Good evening, gentlemen. So everything is going to bounce back up tomorrow morning, right?

>>17650960
>>17651206
Oh wait, shit, that'd actually break even with current prices. WTF.

borrowing 100k to go inverse

>>17651185
>>17651220
>id: PIG

What happens to inverse ETFs if the market completely breaks and banks start busting?

>>17651274
Saudi/Russian alliance fell apart.

>>17651255
not even the hardest pump has been able to bring futures below -4.4%, all it'll take is a few bungled responses out of the white house/fed and shit's going downhill fast

>>17651255
Only Allah knows the future, anon.

>>17651273
Reasons wont matter

The amount of liquidations pushing down price along with people selling tomorrow at the open will probaly halt the markets in the first hour, get ready boys. Imagine the stocks aswell, AMD for example will probably have a -15-20% day if we keep dumping.. crazy stuff. I personally have enough shorts to cover my losses so I will just sit here being comfy, I don't really understand the panic.. you should all know by now that you can make money on crashes.


>>17651022
Auto halts only for 15 minutes

>>17651291

What should I do tomorrow. Please just tell me.

>>17651291
Bullshit

That’s a cover for them to screw us producers

Im 38 yo, have no savings, no retirement, owe 86 k in debt, have a 450 credit rating and make about 18 k yearly.
How will any of this affect my life or can I just ignore all this as irrelevant? I dont know how money works and my main interest in life is just getting by.

>>17651308
I don't know. You're not long on oil are you?

>>17651285
You know time?

When pigs fly is.from the future

Tomorrow pigs fly
Gren

Remember

Boomer alert:
Mom moving funds from fidelity into several FDIC insured accounts. She's already in cash and fdic is 250k limit. 80% cash for sub 20k dow, real estate and about 20% in crypto n shiney boomer metal. Buckle up

Also fuck you (Comfy), you know who I am

>VIX at 70

That's the highest it's been EVER. 2008 it was 50.

it's 20 more now

it's going to fucking explode tomorrow and we're all beyond fucked

>>17651308
Get drunk?

>>17650880
what job do you have?

>>17651321
You may lose your job in a recession, otherwise you will probably be fine and you can get back to being a complete piece of shit.

>>17651206
Yeah was gonna say wtf you talking about, everyone is still really not getting how hard we're about to fall, buy in when S&P is somewhere near 2200 in 2 weeks. We'll open right at 2.8, if you have literally the fastest brokerages, if not it'll open 2.7x and fall oh so fast. I think we see 269X on the spy only to recover to ~2710 by closeout. Get some rest, and be up, awake, and alert by 9am, tomorrow is going to be a historic day in the market.

How will miners be affected? I have some SAND and AUY calls

you didnt have to do this oil barrons of the world, now its personal

FUCKING IMPEACH TRUMP NOW

>>17651342
prostitute

>>17651332
Where are you seeing this, and what's VIX?

>>17651321
your debt will be easier to repay due to inflation

>>17651324

No, I literally just got into this 6 days ago to jump on cheap stock because of the corona virus. If people just panic sell tomorrow morning, is it safe to just buy a bunch of oil, or play it safe with cheap index stocks?

If people are getting out of the stock market, where is the money going? I can't only be in gold.

>>17651321
Buy cigs tomorrow.

And beans. Buy cigs and baked beans.

Keep $100 in cash on your person.

Send cash to your mother. If she is dead, go to a church, light a candle for her, and leave cash for the church.

>>17651368
>what's VIX
yikes

>>17651347
>HE FELL FOR THE GOLD STOCK MEME

>>17651370
Recessions are deflationary, and we’ve been failing to markedly accelerate inflation

looks like that "rally" ran out of steam
nikkei plummeting back towards -6%

>>17651321
if the interest rates become negative soon the bank will be paying you! accumulate as much debt as possible before then

>>17651345
Bein poor doesn't make me a bad person. I just have no clue howt to make money I find the idea people have careers to be fascinating. I don't see how people do it

Bullbros

the economy is looking strong
the numbers are good
coronavirus is a sniffle

>>17651383
Cash desu. It's all cash.
Cash is king.

>>17651405
Fuck this idiot

>>17651383
The money is going to government bonds, medical stocks, pharmaceutical stocks, and cash.

South Korean government issued warning against opportunistic trade on monetary market

Why did I have to graduate the same year as a recession. FUCK!

>>17651417
The whitehouse is right. This is nothing. Everyone is just panicing over nothing and fear is worse than the disease.

>>17651383
i'm loading up on alcohol, guns, and cigarettes

i bought all 20 packs of my local smoke shops lucky strike and about $1,000 in japanese whiskey

>>17651385
>leave cash for the church.
only if people are watching tho right?? if so you come back and get it right?

>>17651441
Gimme some recommendations on jap whiskey, is it all plum flavored?

>>17651402
wow u are a terrible person

>>17651441
Congrats you have made it.

>>17651426

That's what your retarded ass gets voting trump

Someone help a crypto retard. I feel like the bull market is over. What should I short? Can I short the USD - and how? Suggestions plz!!

>>17651426
I was in high school during 06-10 and could not find a job then. Graduated then went to college, had a hard time finding good jobs, and graduated in 14. Have had a hard time finding good jobs since. How the fuck do you think I feel, zoomer?

Futures could be halting again soon.

>>17651276
We'll be green until noon at least

Too volatile to say beyond that tho

>>17651467
Short all the banks.
Specifically DB.

>>17651276
yea

>>17651441
you should be stocking up on juul pods and opioids instead, so you can barter with the survivors

HALTED AGAIN

>>17651458
Whistlepig is good

>>17651440
This

The contagious version is basically a cold

THESE MOTHER TRUCKERS RIGGING MARKEETTTTTTTTTTT

IF OIL STOCKS CRASH TOMORROW MORNING SHOULD I BUY THEM OR NOT

WHICH OIL COMPANIES/STOCK TICKERS?

IM NOT FUCKING SELLING

>>17651380
Stick to slowly cost averaging in to the index. Oil could be buggered for a little while.

>>17651319
Well, if you're thinking the saudis and russians secretly colluded to break their alliance in a public way while actually still be allied, all in service of running US shale out of biz or something... maybe. It's either Russia or Russia AND Saud. Result is same.

>>17651511
Russia is trying to kill OPEC and the Saudi's are in disarray. Expect oil prices to drop another ten or so dollars per barrel

>>17651327
>Selling At bottom

Alright, which tripfag is your mom

>>17651402
I'm a poor person myself but being irresponsible and burdening you family and society is what makes you a bad person. Most people are bad people for various reasons, but this is your own creation. You can learn basic financial literacy within a few hours.

Fucking 2-handle on crude just now. When is the last time we saw that?

>>17651285
ID: wet babycakes
That's impressive anon

>>17651510
Hey, you play on their grounds you follow their rules

lost so much money weeks ago that i havent even touched stocks since then. how do i lose the rest of my money anons? Why shouldn't i buy buying SQQQ?

>>17651542
WEW LAD. I go away to make dinner and now it's in the 20's.

oil 27 one day are you serious

>>17651511
You should buy oil ETF/Futures directly if you want to bet on oil price

>>17651562
FOMO goes both ways. Be careful.

Trading curb incoming. The NYSE is gonna shut down until this starts to blow over. The fun part is it will only trigger even more panic if that happens.

>>17651458
Suntory Hakushu 12 if you can find it.
Nikka Coffey Malt is cheaper and more accessible.

>>17651567
>WEW LAD. I go away to make dinner and now it's in the 20's.

It's dropping like a fucking rock right now. We're near $28,

>>17649975
>work in trading discretionary managed accounts
i'm going to drink myself to death this month

>>17651562
sqqq is fine, let's see how fast your trigger finger is cause market is going to move quick.

did crude actually get halted?

Isn't low oil price bullish? on a macro level at least

>>17651539
I dunno, I don't burden ayon. I just don't really want anything. I'm happy with my little.apt eating ramen an a PS4. I can even buy a game per month which feels rich to me. The rest of h family all have masters degrees an jobs but I'm happy stocking shelves at the grocery store I've bee at for 20 years. I only came here because peoplr are freaking out about all this and I seems like gibberish to me.

Oil in the 20's.
This will bankrupt a lot of oil companies.
This will spread to the credit markets and then it's all ogre.

>>17651405
That's the way they always do it. If they tell you that the sky is falling, they create a panic and they are blamed. But when the sky DOES eventually fall, the say "no one could have seen this coming", even though everyone saw it a mile away.

Same shit happened in 2008. There were people using the "great time to buy" line all the way down to the bottom.

>>17651531
>thinking this is the bottom

>>17651601
Wouldn't an elderly killing virus be bullish if this was teh case? Epi curves have it peaking by April, is 2 months of slowdown not worth the benefits?-

>>17651332
>VIX 70
Where are you seeing that?

If I put in a high bid over the ask for options on Robinhood, will it do a market order?

>>17650914
This. It sounds like something a worthless job leach like a college counselor would say

>>17651604
Not really. Maybe like 30 years ago but now a lot of the U.S. economy is based around it all over the country. Like 75% of the decent pay jobs around me in Ohio are in the shale industry. Hauling the brine, drilling wells, making parts and pipeline. Leasing the minerals.

>>17651625
Boomers are the dominant age group in America. It would honestly be less painful if the young were the ones getting culled. At least one congressman is going to die from this thing.

So when do I buy the dip? I couldn't been assed to sell anything when it started tumbling down (I must confess I'm a rather lazy/irregular investor) so now I guess I'm just stuck and have to sit out the storm with my current holdings. If I can at least buy some "cheap" shit with the cash I have laying around then at least there'll be some silver lining.

Tomorrow will be the biggest sell of in history, maybe not the biggest single day % sell off, but it's going to be probably close to 7-8+% decline.

Even if this isn't a recession or depression, there's no way the market will recover the gains and get back to where it was just 3 weeks ago before the election.

>>17651604
energy price collapse is basically always followed by economic downturn, especially so if energy demand drops at the same time

>>17651321
Put what you can in gold or silver. Now.

Holy shit: 27-handle on crude now.

Thank God I'm just memeing with fake money.
I'd be mad otherwise.

how the fuck is anyone going to sleep tonight i'm so excited for market open

>>17651604
The companies that most greatly benefit from it (airlines, shipping) have already shat the bed thanks to COVID-19. What other companies may exist are slower to realize gains from cheap oil, or are small market entities.

Massive, immediate market loss in bankrupting of oil companies vs. Gradual, long-term, highly-limited-in-scope-thanks-to-COVID market gain in low oil prices

I made a friend today. His name is Bryan.

>>17651665
Fuckoff with that silver shit
It’s garbage as a store of wealth.

Gold is a hedge against inflation and/or collapse, but can be used as a vehicle for speculation.
Silver is an industrial metal and speculation vehicle.

The only glimmer of hope right now is that the 10yr is coming back fast.

>>17649878
Holy shit oil now down to 27 could be 25 by next morning, anons just need to go to the store and buy a entire barn of oil barrels lol

Gettin more barrels than Donkey Kong bitches!

i like making new friends and learning new things every day... never take life for granted and never ever kill your self frens.

>>17651608
>I don't burden ayon
You will. You have zero savings despite all your work. You're spending money on stupid shit when you don't even have an emergency fund. You won't be able to retire which means the taxpayers will have to step up and provide for you and it's unlikely that you will ever be able to pay back your debt.

I'm not just being an asshole, you need to wake up to your situation. There's no honor in being needlessly poor because you're like a child who cannot manage money.

>>17651621
>people were using the great line to buy line all the way to the bottom
but that's the best time to buy, anon

It's gunna be a good week.. i can feel it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ABwArLR3oA

>>17651675
I will almost certainly sleep through open and check in around two hours before close.

is there any way for the fed to pump the market tomorrow? heard they'd been doing it the last few days. pardon my ignorance if it's a dumb question

>>17651705
hey hey hey... i have a war chest, and no desire to ever retire. don't fucking tax me too much further or ill sell my proterty for less than it's worth and you'll collect no tax.

>>17651675
eurofag here

how many hours left?

>>17651572
what if I think the game has fundamentally changed and oil won't go above $40 agai before the end of the century?

>>17651426
>recession

Try depression.

>>17651727
You're also retarded so you don't need to work, you can just take disability.

>>17651728
for you? like 3 or 4 I think

>>17651721

no

>>17651721
They literally can just print the money

>>17651705
>>17651727
sorry uhh dude's just poor... sorry to burst it,,, im just happy i made a new friend today.

>>17651721
They will try.
It will be designed to try and get the retail bulltards to buy the boomers bags.

>>17651675
I am sleep deprived because I have been involuntarily waking up at 6AM PST every day to watch the market. Its like when I was a kid and got a new video game.

>>17651728
>how many hours left?

US markets open in 9 hours, 30 minutes.

>>17651728
US market opens in like 10.5 hours

is this a good time to transfer a heap of cash to my broker?

FUTURES are 0.10% AWAY FROM HITTING CIRCUIT BREAKERS. IF THEY HIT -5% TRADING WILL HALT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. SELL EVERYTHING. 100% CASH. LEAVE ALL EQUITIES.

>>17651683
is he a good friend?

>>17651740
i may be retarded but i got to talk to my gf and my parents and made a new friend... retard or not... that's a great sunday.

>>17651762
time for puts

that fuzzy feeling when see new pattern you never see before :D......

0 - 1 : Your position is liquidated.
2 - 3 : Your brokerage crashes midday, your portfolio is - 50% when its systems reboot.
4 - 5 : You make a 1,000% gain immediately, but succumb to COVID-19 a few weeks later.
6 - 7 : Your position does half as well as you expect it to.
8 - 9 : Your position does twice as well as you expect it to.
Dubs : You retire tomorrow, bro.

>>17651739
>Try depression.
I didn't know that was something you were supposed to just try

If I put orders in yesterday for SQQQ calls on Robin hood, will they execute before the market goes nuts tomorrow?

New episode in a minute!

>baggy, scoops, big5guy, grim's gigapudi, and peoples are still bashing comfy
some things never change, its nice to see


>>17651694
gold could be a valuable industrial metal too, if there wernt so many people who use it as a speculation vehicle (for so many hundreds of years now)
literally only thing stopping it is the lack of sustainable gold supply

>>17651699
friendly warning oil only has a shelf life of 90 days or so, so dont literally do this, just buy oil futures like a true capitalist

>>17651728
9.5 hours exactly

>>17651707
Only if you have unlimited funds. If you "bought the dip" the first time and didn't have the cash to keep doubling down, it took years for you to hit breakeven.

>>17651721
They never stopped pumping from the 08 crash. Pumping doesn't work anymore. Lowering rates doesn't work anymore.

>>17651699
If oil stays that low, there is going to be a revolution in KSA. They're already having cash flow problems.

>>17651665
Maybe gold, but not silver. Silver has industrial utility, so demand will drop when the economy tanks.

>>17651762
No
Happening is only beginning.
In a few weeks everyone will be asking is my account FDIC insured?

Fuck put sell orders for my entire portfolio at just below closing friday. hope to god I can liquidate.
>>17651762
yes so you are ready to buy as the prices plunge.

>>17651793
how much chainlink do i need to fuck a bitch like this

>>17651703

>>17651788
Hitler dubs, I am truly blessed. Thank you God.

>>17651770
nah just a dude, but he's real and has that relaxed kind of attitude. met his girlfiend and their kid months prior, so we got to be two dudes and bonded a bit.

>>17651788
Rolling

>>17651788
Shit anon, you made it. Send us pics of the highlife, will you?

>>17651757
This is correct...

>>17651758
But this is what you should tell him so he oversleeps and you have less competition.

>>17651793
>If I put orders in yesterday for SQQQ calls on Robin hood, will they execute before the market goes nuts tomorrow?

Everyone and their brother is going to be trying to get in at open tomorrow. I wouldn't be surprise if we saw +1000 to the upside in the first 30 minutes.

How bad is this? 1929 level shit?

>>17651788
rolling because dubs

>>17651816
you don't even know how happy that face makes me.

I warned you about capital speculation, bro.
I TOLD YOU DAWG.

>>17651802
>and didn't have cash to keep doubling down
I thought that was the point of the "stonks only go up" strategy, just keep buying always buy

The inflation adjusted low of the last 100 years for oil is $17.65 in November 1998.

Food for thought.

>>17651742
>>17651757
>>17651758
>>17651796
thx

>>17651321
Might lose your low paying job matey and have to turn to a life of crime to support your dying daughter that needs her daily dose of medicine that you can barely afford as it is... a few weeks after you lost your job your daughter will die in your arms and you decide to take revenge on the banking elite by working out in the woods and learning how to handle different types of weaponry. After a year out in the woods you will sit at the entrance of the log cabin that you built yourself, you will contemplate what you're about to do one last time... but after just a couple of minutes of contemplating you're set in stone that they will pay for everything they have done.
But before you head back to the city you decide to have a drink at the local town with only a population of roughly 300 people, you sit down at the pub and ask the waitress for a glass of whisky. She asks you what kind and you will tell her whatever, just pick something. She stares at you for a while, hands you the whisky and you end up talking for a few hours... suddenly, you feel a bit of happiness in your heart again. You both drink together for the rest of the night and when the pub closes down she asks you to join her. You head back to her place and end up having hot, fuming sex for what feels like days. The next day you lie in bed together and you remember that you never asked for her name, so you ask her while brushing her hair behind her ear.. she tells you it's KhazarMilkers Silverstein, the daughter of the bankster that ruined you.

That's what I got for you now, the rest is for you to decide.

>>17651694
Well, we'll see won't we? faggot.

>>17651816
like honestly post her all you want... that face only gives me something i've never experienced before.

>>17651557
good description of me now >:D

>>17651825
Did the DST change?

>>17651732
There are also inverse ETFs for oil

>>17650699
Yes it is.
The circuit breaker sets a bottom price for which no one can sell below until market open.

>>17651841
>Renee
>18 years old
>Statutory rape, incest

>>17651765
apparently they hit the CME limit? so I guess you can still buy but can't sell below the triggered limit lmao, what a fucking racket

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-08/rout-in-u-s-stock-futures-would-trigger-trading-curbs-at-5?srnd=premium
>The curb means the contract can’t trade at a lower price for the remainder of the overnight session, although transactions at or above the threshold are allowed.

>>17651878
Yuuup. You may have some clocks to adjust, hombre.

>>17651321
>Im 38 yo, have no savings, no retirement, owe 86 k in debt, have a 450 credit rating and make about 18 k yearly

Holy yikes

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/9muzyOd4Lh8

>>17651909
I'm in Europe so US market used to open for me at 15:30 but now it will open at 14:30 I suppose. We didn't change DST yet.

>>17651841
I will take Renee for 100, Alex.

>>17651812
>2Y & 10Y aren't inverted
THANK GOD.

I WARNED YOU DAWG

>>17651930
BASED, so BASED!

>>17651828
Well I got the orders in on Sat, so... I should go first, right?

>>17651841
rolling!!!!!!!!!

>>17651855
FUCK. RACISM.

We beat you in the Civil War. We DESTROYED your asses in the World Wars. We will put you fuckers down again and again, as many times as it takes. Consider this your last warning :)

Putin has to cave. Russia has more to lose than the Saudis.

>>17651947
hahahahahahahaahahaha you're a shrimp

> Tfw cashed put your 401k in mid-December
Pretty glad I did that.

We're short term VERY oversold. Hold onto your nuts as the Federal Reserve is going to pull out all the stops to pump this market now.

>>17651939

Fuck off Marx.

Support:

Crude @ $28.5
10yr @ .515

Japan is coming back up right now.

We might avert Armageddon yet.

I got some 3/20 calls on shit I'm 80% sure will go up. Feels comfy.

>>17651958
>nigger detected

>>17651841
roll

>>17651974
If Putin caves the economy might live to fight another day.

>>17651959
the russians are sitting on FAT STACKS of the YELLOW METALS

>>17651958
>we wuz verterans n shit
the marine corps just had to ban Confederate flags because half the force flies them

Are the fucking breakers off now or do we still have to wait for how many minutes?

>>17651860
>Ah, so you're Jewish, I take it?

She coyly smiles and nods her head. For all her life, she's only regarded that as a matter of pride. A Jew. How could you have noticed? The protruding nose, the curling hair. It must have been the whisky. You smile back at her as she giggles playfully.

>I'll be right back, sweetie.

With those words you rise up and meander over to your pants on the ground, silently pulling a thick bowie knife out of the holster attached to them. You turn around with the knife hidden behind your back, ready to end the life of that pathetic succubus, only to find a woman far different from ditzy, laughing broad you knew laying there.

Though the hair, the face, and the nose are the same - her eyes are fiery steel. A pistol is in her hand, pointed at you.

>You fell for the honey trap, eh? Can't say I blame you. A thousand goyim just like yourself have fallen for it before.

>>17651974
let's not avert it
I hope we stay fully fucked until market open so the normies can really feel it
I don't want this to be a late night secret just between us
I want the whole world to see what we've done here

>>17651947
>Well I got the orders in on Sat, so... I should go first, right?

It depends on a lot of factors, but there's going to be a huge rush at market opening and I suspect the big players will be going in before your order even gets close. But in normal circumstances, yes, you would be getting in within the first 30 seconds or so.

>>17651930
No, I think tomorrow calls for a real classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1mQT1u_45I

> FYI... this is the song the band played as the Titanic sank.

>>17651860
Damn....got me thinkjin bout life n shit....

>>17651983
Putin made massive investments in LNG in the arctic (Yamal) but the price is tied to the price of oil. If the price of oil plummets so does the collateral financing for his LNG empire.

>>17651788
roll and cheque'd

>>17651958
sorrry

>>17651997
>Are the fucking breakers off now or do we still have to wait for how many minutes?

The Futures are closed until the NYSE opens tomorrow morning.

>>17651974
>Rome didn't fall in a day

>>17652022

Oh baby. Oil now trading in the 27s.

>>17651841
roll

>>17651935
yes but look at the yields anon. 30 year is below 1% nominal. We are fucked now.

>>17651841
What classy lady will I get?

>>17652009
It's only the beginning, the virus haven't even hit America or rest of Europe

Bump limit hit. Thread already in progress here:

>>17645914

>>17645914

>>17645914

>>17652022
nice knowing ya fellas, the wage stops here

>>17652002
Based

>>17651841
Rollerooney

>>17651841
Rollin

>>17651843
get help, drunkard faggot

friendly reminder that futures are useless and imaginary once 9:35 rolls around

red futures does not always mean red day

that being said, it would be nice to kill this crab market once and for all

>>17651788
looks like you retire bro

What SPY put should I buy and why? Currently I have an order queued for 40 at $245. Please help me kings.

>>17652300
Forgot to mention the expiry date is late March.

>>17651787
explain

>>17651841
gimme

>>17651841

kek

>>17651342
I'm a police dispatcher. Stupidly good pay, clear 120 a year.

>>17651841
I better get at least a felony.

>>17652608
Fuggg that is good. For a goddamned govt job?

>>17650414
Just use soap and change the filter
soap melts the virus and water carries away the ones that survive

>>17651841
Rollin down the river

>>17650778
Only if hyperinflation and the debt are fixed rate