/biz/ - Business & Finance

Its over isnt it

Trump always manages to up the ante with the chaos-tweeting, I don't know how he does it.

I'm ruined.

Sounds for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC8uM7LKS6s

>fearmongers and bears uniting
Huge buy signal.

> DOW futures down over 1000 points
> 10Y dives to nearly 0.5, basically negative rates when accounting for inflation
> S&P500 futures hit the breakers
> Oil down 25% in a single day
> all of Italy quarantined due to coronavirus
Oh yeah, it's shitposting time.

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/CkeDjLZMRRk

btw that's a real tweet

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1236778368533700609

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1236778368533700609

is it too late to play options? should I just hold off until tomorrow and see what happens? I'm thinking of going all in on SQQQ when the market opens. I'm new to stocks, old to crypto, I'm a fucking retarded baby when it comes to this bullshit. But I want to make some quick blood money

>>17648926
Hasn't even started.

yall ever hear the concept of final flush

>>17648913
What's next weeks game plan for you guys?
I'm going to sell my puts on monday, wait for the fed pump, and then buy more puts

SQQQ
SPXU
TMF
DRIP

>>17648947
Btw you’re a real bitch

>mfw I bought the dip
>mfw all these cheapies

Im a bull

society is falling apart at the seems and people are bullish?? lol

>>17648966
Plan is get my cash out of the fuckin market before black friday

PRESS D TO DAB ON BULLS

imagine being an unironic bulltard right now

>>17648947

Every retard talking about puts, calls, options, futures, when this is just a cookie cutter recession + panic + flu. The easiest thing would be to buy good companies when you think they reach their lowest point and just sit on them for decades right?

>>17648971
holy fuck drip is going to the moon tomorrow

anyone like tza

Thats my biggest position in inv etf

>>17648946
thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUt84LyH2JI

Dubs decides when the bottom is

This market can suck my bull cock

>>17648992
you smart

Any of you guys want to join my agrarian socialist commune? The beets are coming in nice this year.

>>17648992
bro buy puts then you can buy your mail order bride

>>17648981
>seems

We are so fucked tomorrow bros. Hang on

>>17648943
Personally I like the screaming in this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8ZzNzZr5Rc

WERE ALL GONNA GO BROKE AND DIE

bought the dip, you bearfags are ruined, fed will never let thi....

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH sorry i can't, if you're still holding might as well kys now

SPY 200 EOM

>>17648999
Not just tomorrow, but the whole month. Just wait for the bankruptcies!

FTSE -5.2%

Is that bad?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1583276822145.webm

Is this meme chart actually legit? If yes, where are we right now?

>>17649006
Unironically 15000.

I was already losing money....then I BOUGHT THE DIP.

I'm going to have to be an escort again FUCK ME

>>17648981
>seems

>>17648947
real brain death
25th this cunt out of there and I'm not even American he's a threat to everybody now.

>>17649006
there is no bottom

>>17649005

Not happy enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

>>17649044
Denial

>>17649006
There is no bottom.

>>17649044

complacency

>>17649029
>>17648943
sorry friendos.
but thanks for the good tunes.

>>17648990
i want to fuck becky so bad

>>17649051
>>17649025

>>17649050
female?

>>17649006

0

>>17649050

>I'm going to have to be an escort again FUCK ME

how much?

>>17649006
IT'S GOING TO 10K

>>17649066
Fugg

>>17649044
Eh, approximately panic.

>>17648947
is this bullish or bearish

>>17649006

13,292

>>17649006
0

>>17649093
>>17649064
Please god I hope so

Oh god, here we go again

And like that all you fools are screaming the market is going to crash tomorrow when its not.
The market has survived worse and when they announce the stupid vaccine for the shitty version of the flu everyone will flood the markets.

>>17649044
Panic

>>17649006
6ft under

>>17649006
21xx on the S&P and 195xx on the DOW. In my opinion, this is all well overdue and being used as an excuse to return assets to fair values. Do you really believe Netflix will make as much money as it did last year, for the next 90 years?

>>17649096
Qtard bait? Scavino sees weakness in base support, desperately trying to revive it but Trump's literally too senile.

It's no longer 2016.

>>17649012
I'm not smart, but smart enough to know that I'm not. If I was a genius I would get rich by shorting this mess of a market. I hope I'm just smart enough to profit of this panic. If it's just a 20% profit in two years, I'm definitely at peace with that. Companies like P&G, JNJ, AAPL, MSFT, DAL aren't going bankrupt, but hey, if a boomer thinks they are (or they want to secure their retirement before they croak), more power to us right?

>>17649024
I'm too dumb for that, and she would walk away with 50% of my gains + a monthly stipend in a couple of years.

>>17649006
One third current level

JAPAN IS KILL
>JAPAN IS KILL
JAPAN IS KILL
>JAPAN IS KILL
JAPAN IS KILL
>JAPAN IS KILL
JAPAN IS KILL
>JAPAN IS KILL
JAPAN IS KILL
>JAPAN IS KILL
JAPAN IS KILL
>JAPAN IS KILL

>>17649044

Disbelief.

>>17649124
Not for another few months at least boomerino

Thinking about writing covered calls if the explosive diarrhea that's the current stock market chills out a little bit.
Crab market = uncertainty

>>17649124

>stage 1: denial

>>17649133

There it is, boys.

SHORT
P
Y

LONG
C
I

HAPPENING!

Crude is having a seizure at the moment.

>>17649122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz57_qdRSxc

>>17649133
Based

>>17649143
pls no
cute anime girls are the only reason i don't fucking kill myself

>>17649166
My balls...

>>17649044
Anxiety

>>17649124

>>17648947

CLOWN WORLD

what is gold oil correlation should buy gold now buy gold? oil down gold up?

>>17649043
that's pretty good, it was a better time when people could casually joke about these things

>>17649066
this
we're really in the dip between euphoria and complacency
there's a long way down

>>17649006

>>17649133
>>17649157
>>17649174
Cap it.

>>17649122
This is just fucking brutal

all this because of some stupid fucking cold

>>17649175
Enjoy when you still have chance

South Korea with 4th decline in new cases straight

>>17648913
US futures keep bouncing off the 5% down limit. Tomorrow is going to be absolutely brutal. Wouldn't be surprised if 3 circuit breakers are tripped and markets closed for remainder of the trading session.

>>17648947
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST PRESIDENT POSSIBLE.

>>17649207
Fuck Chinks.

>>17648990
I want to fucking engage in sexual intercourse with Becky right fucking now it hurts muh dick. Literally best grill out of all those other fucks

>>17649175
There are dozens of anime artists outside Japan though.

>>17649006
22

>>17649207
RIP JAPAN

>>17648947
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1236778368533700609

based and bull pilled

>>17649143
>it's still going down
m-maybe my manga will be cheaper
also FTSE -6% fucking hell

>>17649207
If bulls don't like those prices, they can just make Asia 5% more valuable.

THIS IS A NOTHING BUT A CORRECTION TO THE MARKETS.
There is nothing wrong an we will see green days tomorrow evening and in the following week.
Everyone will forget the virus and Oil will go back up once people stop panicking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE352RwIAXY

THE FASTER WE'RE FALLING

WE'RE STOPPING AND STALLING

>>17648947
It's like nero all over again

>>17649006
One dollar

>>17649006
NO BOTTOM

>>17649070
>>17649226
You mean qt Becky quick, right?

>>17649237
COPE
O
P
E

>>17649151
Summer will buy us some time.

>>17649235
In Japan all the manga is free now. Apps all went free to support the country staying home.

https://soranews24.com/2020/03/09/thanks-to-the-coronavirus-over-450-manga-volumes-are-now-free-to-read-online/\

Thankfully, to help people keep their spirits up and combat boredom, a large number of Japan’s manga publishers are making their comics available to read online for free.

The current free-to-read anthology selection includes back issues from the last few months, for a total of 78 free editions currently available (access app/website in parentheses):
● Weekly Shonen Jump (Shonen Jump +)
● Weekly Shonen Sunday (Sunday Webly)
● Kokoro Comic, Kokoro Ichiban (Kokoro Online)
● Betsu Comi, Sho-Comi, Cheese!, Ciao Deluxe, Petit Comic, Monthly Flowers (Shogakukan e-Comic Store)
● Ribbon, Bessatsu Margaret, Koko Hana, The Margaret (Margaret Bookstore)
● Weekly Shonen Champion (Manga Cross)
● Hana to Yume, The Hana to Yume Shin, LaLa, LaLaDX

What’s arguably even better, though, is that a number of publishers are making the entirety of historically best-selling individual series available, giving fans the chance to revisit/finish off long-running series. Shogakukan’s Sunday Webly, for example, will be making every single volume free-to-read for 11 titles, starting with Hayate the Combat Butler, Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple, and Kekkaishi. On March 8, Ranma 1/2, Major, and Psyche Mata Shite mo get added to the list, with The Law of Ueki, Ghost Sweeper Mikami, and Miyuki coming on the 15th and Ushio and Tora and Libero Revolution on the 22nd. In total that’s 392 volumes of free manga (and to reiterate, that’s volumes, with each containing multiple chapters).

>>17649220
Impossible, Cramer told me futures are dorks in pajamas playing a meaningless game.

SHORT
P
Y

LONG
C
I

>>17649237
Nope. The correction would happen in sept/oct.
This is real world virus panic pure and simple

>>17649006
Bottom is in. Green tomorrow.

>>17649216
same pattern we've seen in hong kong and wuhan
it appears to be controllable with sufficent social distance measures, the question is how economically damaging those measures are and do western nations have the appetite for them

>>17649200

>>17649241
Based and early 2000 pop-punk pilled
>>17649239
Let’s start a band and slum out the depression. Profit made it work

>>17649241
>THE FASTER WE'RE FALLING
The faster we go back up!

>>17649175
don't worry, you'll just have to switch over to cute cartoon girls

>>17649237
This is true. The fundamentals of our economy are strong.

>>17649209
it isnt retard this has been looming ever since 08 was never properly dealt with.

>>17649122
>>17649207
HOLY JESUS FUCK WHERE IS THE FLOOR

>>17648981
>seems

>>17649044
Clearly anger, because I entered in the green, im new

Seems bad guys.

Market mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBZuBUw_F68

>>17649279
why did americans never learn to draw anything that doesn't inspire disgust

>>17648913
Don't let all this distract you from the fact that the markets are down less in 1 month than Bitcoinz :D

Jimmy Carter dies this week

>>17649270
duh_profit is literally homeless

>>17649285
where we're going we don't need floors

Tomorrow is the bottom. If not tomorrow, then some time this coming week.
I've been bearish since January. The fact that everyone on /smg/ and wallstreetbets is shorting the market and doing so with glee and showing off profits on Robinhood proves to me we're near the bottom. When the reversal does happens, some of you are going to see your 10x returns on options evaporate and cry about the market being rigged and irrational. The markets are a race for the door, and this week or the next will be a race to close shorts/puts and 'buy the dip'.
Don't agree with me, I actually want you guys to vehemently disagree with me. Just remember my post today.

IM SCARED

>>17649279
but japs perfected cute, anything else are cheap knock offs

>>17648981
Nothing is falling apart lmao just retards waiting to grab the cheapest stocks they can get.

>>17649285
>WHERE IS THE FLOOR
0

>>17649265
Korea had arguably the best large-scale effort. Aside from Singapore and Hong Kong. They had drive-thru testing and have been amazing in response after some early mistakes.

America climate is varied which will protect a lot

>>17649300
checked

>>17649265
If western countries don't flatten the infection curve the sudden spike in cases is going to collapse the health care system.
Those draconian measures will actually save the economy in the long run

>>17649285
Circuit breakers will hit at 5%. It already has for S&P futures.

>>17648926
>Its over isnt it
no, not at all.
now you get to live through all of this

>>17649285
5%, but it can adjust to -7% right at the open.

>>17649309

>>17649133
There is a nice poetic quality to losing all of the Trump gains and nothing more imo

>>17649207

>>17649305
>lol look at me I’m so smart. I’ll post a picture of a cool yuppie to show how good I am with markets.
Dumbass cringe. Back to your phone trading app, dumb nigger

>>17649256
holy fucking based, gracias anon.
I do still try to buy physical copies of my favorite manga to support the authors though
>>17649285
floor? what is that?
>>17649290
S&P just stopped refreshing for me lmao
circuit breaker here we come

Uhhhhhh?? Guys??? It's not moving anymore?????

>>17649305
boomers are bearish, it's max

>>17649318
Why are the breakers hitting at 5% and not 7%? I thought 7% were the first breakers.


Is this the first tripping of the breakers?

Australian stocks now nearly in a bear market, down 19% from all time high which was just a few weeks ago on Feb 20th. How quickly the turn tables.

>>17649285
Where we're headed we're not gonna need floors.

>>17649338
5% for futures, 7% for normal trading hours.

SHORT
P
Y

LONG
C
I

>>17649041
yeah
1.54 gmt fag

My 1k transfer to TDAmeritrade won't be ready by open will it

>>17649256
how to profit from corona?
make people hooked on series they need to buy later to keep enjoying!

can noobs make money off this?

Guys, its not stopping.
ITS NOT STOPPING
>ITS NOT STOPPING
>GUYSSSSSSS

What are you ladies doing tonight before Monday madness?

>>17649340
best haircut

>>17649301
More money to buy cheapies if you take the van pill! When gas prices and RVs are cheap too!

>>17649329
The fact that someone as stupid as you is here and calling for the end of the world 100% proves to me the stock market is going to reach the bottom soon. Please, feed me more hate. I'm saving this thread for posterity, so I can share it with the people left on /smg/ after you go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of.

I've just looked a bit further into LCI and it seems like it is an out and out fraud, likely to go bankrupt in the next few months. Avoid.

Did they pull the breakers? Nothing is moving now

They are ALL gonna hit the 5% circuit breaker at this point

>>17649333
froze again at 2818.25 lmao
are they delaying the freakout?
because it's not working

Everyone is wondering which way the wind wanders but the true question is who wanders through the wind in the end the mind never wanders through the wind.

I work in the automotive industry. When am I getting laid off?

>>17649366
Vodka and tonics

>>17649333
Breakers have kicked in

>inb4 breakers kicking in causes even more panic

Well, I am moving all my cash over to vanguard I guess. Should I just buy VTSAX at the bottom?

>>17648913

circuit at italy tomorrow 100%

>>17649387
commas

>>17649388

Never because you'll drive us to the bottom

>>17649388
within 2 years, if you are in detroit area try to get hired by the waymo factory asap, it's safe for a decade. Check for applications.

>>17649044
pre-deadcat bounce following crash post-euphoria

>>17649362
What's the limit down on the Nikkei? Is there one?

>mfw monday morning when the stock market opens in the us
this is great

>>17649368
She's unironically a bear though

Whole asia on freefall shieet

>>17649372
You’ll forget about this thread tomorrow

>>17649400
>vanguard
What the fuck for?

Buenos Aires here, i hate every single one of you

Oh it was hilarious to watch CNBC on Friday when that rally kicked in and everyone was like

>Well the key is that it never got below last Friday's low, that's a good sign. We've re-tested down and formed a clear bottom

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17649392
>>17649378
It moved again, but this seems fucky.

>>17649044
Hope because I'm not a bearcuck.

yfw you are the cook who took down civilization with a bowl of bat soup

can't wait to listen to what the bankers have to say tomorrow

>>17649257
He also said to buy the last 3 days. How's that working out? Lol

GOOD LORD THESE YIELDS

>>17649419
>asia
have you looked at futures anon?
DAX is down 5.4 and London is down 6.5 and still going
>>17649434
hasn't moved again for several minutes, just plain weird

>>17649427
soon will be not so buenos

>>17648981
>JILF of ur dreems

>>17649429
That’s 100% not what cramer said
>I don’t know when the indexes will make a bottom
>I’m being called a fear monger but I’m not trying to scare you, but Larry Kudlow says 80% of people who get this virus get better easily
>20% though... hospitalization and sometimes death

>>17649305
This, in my opinion look for a 15-20% gain, get out because it's about to switch momentum, look for the moment it does and go in opposite direction.

THE PLAN:
BUY SQQQ, SPXU, TMF, DRIP
>BUY SQQQ, SPXU, TMF, DRIP
BUY SQQQ, SPXU, TMF, DRIP
>BUY SQQQ, SPXU, TMF, DRIP
BUY SQQQ, SPXU, TMF, DRIP
>BUY SQQQ, SPXU, TMF, DRIP

>>17649427
Things not going well in Argentina I take it?

>>17649434
>It moved again, but this seems fucky.
it's trading though.. just some small time consolidation..

>>17649457
This is bizarre

>>17649361
Honestly, its super mega pure luck, you will never time it, you have to hope there is a big move bull trap, at least wait for 1% recovery maybe 2% and then buy your shorts and pray because you just have to have faith it will work.

Inshalaahlllahal...

Had a New Years Resolution not to check on my holdings this year, but friends have been talking about the market and a flu. Anything to be concerned about or should I go back to hermiting?

I'M FREE

FREE FALLIN'

>>17649318
No, only the mini, S&P should be there any second though, been hovering at -4.9%

>>17649318
Futures just have a limit down of 5%. You can't push it past that threshold. Pre-market however trades the same rules as regular market with circuit breakers.

>>17649456
PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO LEND TO A GOVERNMENT LED BY
DONALD
FUCKING
TRUMP
FOR A THIRD OF A CENTURY
FOR 0.958%

>>17649476
They wanted above 105.. in worst case, for export reasons

Why is yen a safe haven?

hey guys, I was thinking about getting into weekly options trading starting tomorrow, all this volatility makes it good for options selling right?

>>17649465
14.88

NOTHING CAN STOP WHATS COMING

>>17649327
I didn't even think of this, and only reaffirms my numbers. I honestly don't doubt that this is a very big sign a D will win the election.

>>17649493
Nah we're good

Damn, what's gonna happen in little more than 11 hours?

GOD HELP US ALL

>>17649493
Extend your hermiting to something like 5 years

>>17649509
>selling naked options in a volatile market
Nice heart attack you got there.

>>17649488
This one was extremely obvious though

-1200
>-1200
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>>17649531
GOD DOESN'T EXIST IN THIS TIMELINE ANYMORE. THE MARKETS ARE YOUR SIGN

>>17649171
Haha I remember when this pinkie was posted

>>17649526
Nothing. The stock market wont open.

What's it going to look like when NY, London, etc. are forced into quarantine?

>>17649469
Sweetie, Cramer is not CNBC

SHORT
P
Y

LONG
C
I

>>17649241
WE’RE DUMPING IN CIRCLES AGAIN
JUST AS THINGS WERE PUMPING UP
YOU SAID IT WASNT HIGH ENOUGH
BUT STILL WE’RE BUYING THE DIP ONE MORE TIME

Every election year has an outbreak. Coincidence?
SARS ----------2004
AVIAN----------2008
SWINE---------2010
MERS----------2012
EBOLA---------2014
ZIKA------------2016
EBOLA---------2018
CORONA------2020

>>17649554
This.
They'll delay the open.
Then do something like disallow shorts and curb selling.

THERE ARE NO BRAKES

>S&P down -4.9%

>>17649305
This drop reminds me of 2018 except with no major recoveries. I can see us just do this entire wave in one drop. Once this happens we will get a approximately similar recovery, I would say about 8%. We still have another 7% or so to go down and once we are down a total of about 22% it will happen in a face melting manner that will make you so much money.

>>17649486
>nasdaq has not updates in 5 minutes
>S&P has not in 10
did they hit circuits or something? or is it my computer?

50 basis point cut before open
cap this.

>>17649600
priced in, doesn't matter

>>17649576
None of those infected the entire planet!
>except Madagascar

>>17649596
I can't tell either I'm looking at other charts and the S&P 500 Futures are all frozen.

>>17649590
oops

Still falling.

>>17649607
It won't matter you're right.
But they'll do it anyway.

>>17649590
This is just a market correction I dont get why everyone is freaking out. The yields have dropped way lower than this so once things settle down the economy will be stronger than ever.

>>17649596
They are on breakers. Expect a 8-9% drop at open. People will panic, yields will fall further.

>>17649583
>>17649596
S&P already did, meaning they can't trade below 2819 until the open

The others gonna hit circuits soon

Current state of the market

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKnX5wci404

IT'S GOING DOWN LADS!

>>17649621
what does this guy do?

or does he just follow orders?

>>17649575
MAYBE WE’RE JUST BUYING TOO HARD
WHEN ITS CLOSER THE KNIFE FALLS TOO FAR

CAUSE IVE BOUGHT IN TOO DEEP, AND IN TRYING TO KEEP
MY PORTFOLIO UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD, INSTEAD OF DUMPING UNDER
MY PORTFOLIO UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD, INSTEAD OF DUMPING UNDER
MY PORTFOLIO UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD, INSTEAD OF DUMPING UNDER
MY PORTFOLIO UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD, INSTEAD OF DUMPING UNDER
INSTEAD OF DUMPING UNDER

>>17649627
>>17649596

I just moved 85k to my brokerage account. Suggestions on what to buy?

>>17649596
>>17649610
Yeah I'm confused, I w as s watching it like a fiend and it never hit 5%, maybe they just stoppefnipdating on the candle that triggered it.

>>17649374

yes 5% is the limit

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>>17649495
I'm not ready for it to end like this

MOMMY

>>17649557
Like time to buy.

I hope you all bought TP

>>17649150
Checked

>>17649283
kek

wut

>>17649143

>tfw holding EWJ puts

oh god im coooooming

S&P HALTED
>NASDAQ HALTED
S&P HALTED
>NASDAQ HALTED
S&P HALTED
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S&P HALTED
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S&P HALTED
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>>17649679
sub 20k dow jones before Friday


calling it, the action last few weeks have been predicting NPC reaction to coronavirus, the added variable is now we're entering an oil trading war. much of dow was heavily invested in mah energy, mah jobs, mah creation.


The narrative is changing by the week, countries are gonna add to the chaos. America hasn't even started regular testing of the public...

NIKKEI IS COMING BACK TIME TO BUY WE'VE HIT BOTTOM

>>17649712
I think dow just got halted too
ARE YA READY KIDS?

The US just halted all futures trading, is this bad?

>>17649554
JAPAN'S GDP IS DYING
AND JESUS CHRIST IS DEAD AND BURIED IN JAPAN AND CANNOT SAVE YOU

there is nothing left but to die...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>17648913

there are people RIGHT NOW that did not use a put nor a reverse index since the beginning of this shit show

don t you want to make it? this is a once in a decade opportunity

>>17649712
Good. Can't let a bunch of retards crash the market for no good reason. Let people calm down a bit it'll be green soon after open

>>17649712
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(gasp)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17649731

>>17649709
+-1200 is mathematically correct.

>the US government has to restore relations between Russia and Saudi Arabia so that oil prices stabilise on a good enough level that will enable the FED to adjust its policy and use financial tools to combat a bear market caused by disrupted supply chains which were in turn caused by a spreading epidemic
>by tomorrow morning

I don't know lads...

>DOW -1200
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>>17649728
black monday is upon us

>>17649726
THEY'VE HIT THE CIRCUIT BOYS
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

>>17649709
saw that too, they are using positive instead of negative values but the implied open is still correct.

Back in the day commodities would open limit up or down and then do it again, and again, and again for days at at time. A lot of people were ruined because they couldn't get out.
Before my timeand no idea if that's even possible with stock indexes but don't fuck about here you're in waters few understand.

Nah to heck with this, I'll go to bed and decide what to do when I wake up.

>>17649749
They're gonna sort it all out, it'll be fine.

ALL FUTURES HALTED
>ITS OVER
ALL FUTURES HALTED
>ITS OVER
ALL FUTURES HALTED
>ITS OVER
ALL FUTURES HALTED
>ITS OVER
ALL FUTURES HALTED
>ITS OVER
ALL FUTURES HALTED
>ITS OVER
ALL FUTURES HALTED
>ITS OVER
ALL FUTURES HALTED
>ITS OVER
ALL FUTURES HALTED
>ITS OVER
ALL FUTURES HALTED
>ITS OVER
ALL FUTURES HALTED
>ITS OVER
ALL FUTURES HALTED
>ITS OVER
ALL FUTURES HALTED
>ITS OVER
ALL FUTURES HALTED
>ITS OVER

Has any market ever hit the breakers before?

>>17649728
Apocalypse levels of bad, capitalism is killed

>>17649728
Yes. This is very very very bad. On the bright side the zoomers will now have to deal with their own global financial crisis ensuring generational solidarity for decades. Maybe we can build a decent world together now that all the boomers are going to die.

>work for credit suisse
>in the trade clearing department

Just kill me

Not looking forward to work in the morning

Bullbros wya? Thanks for the cheapies

>>17649767
This, I want to trade futures, understand them very well, but fuck limitless risk, who can stomach that? A big gamble, all day, but to bet a thousand dollars to potentially owe tens of thousands is insane.

>>17649773
All I can think of is 9/11. But I think they voluntarily closed

YOU BETTER PUT IN YOUR SELLS ASAP TOMORROW MORNING OR YOUR NOT SELLING AT ALL!!!!

>>17649777
Trips of truth. Down we go!

europe is going to open fun too it looks like

My instincts tell me to dump a thousand dollars into SQQQ on open
Therefore, I should definitely long SPY.

>>17649787
Are you ready for the most exciting day of your life??????

>>17649777
>777

fucking boomers gunna get fucked good and hard again right at retirement.. good.. fucking assholes fucked up the best economy ever.. now twice

SHORT
P
Y

LONG
C
I

>>17649774
tfw market crashes and Bernie wins all of the four states on Tuesday, creating another comeback narrative in the media and once again becoming the presumptive nominee

>>17649559
Maybe... but they’d be nothing without him. I wonder how his ratings compare to the rest of the network?

I transferred all the money in my bank account, save $3,000, to Robinhood. I'm going to short this whore to the bottom and live off the proceeds for a year.

>>17649650
It's too late

>>17649810
I'm long vix I have 80c VIX 4/20

>>17649456
What does this mean? I understand what it means, but like, what's the implication man?

How long until riots in the streets? How long until Mad Max mode?

>>17649797
I mean you can still sell but you might as well be selling toilet paper

>>17649006
0

This is high IQ big brain shit right here. Stonks can't tank if you don't open the markets!

how is the economy doing?

>>17649823
Does the market crashing help Bernie? It could create an austerity narrative. "How can we afford Medicare 4 All at a time like this?" etc.

>>17649829
>>17649829
>>17649829

>>17648947
I voted for the man, and I will vote for him again, but what the fuck.

>>17649787
Good luck anon. I'd recommend leaving /biz/ for the night and getting a long rest before tomorrow. Maybe grab a few beers before work, even if it goes sideways the volatility will make it a rough day.

>>17649747
No, that's not the actual YoY data - that is the QoQ data extrapolated to annual

FUTURES ARE HALTED


FUTURES ARE HALTED

>being a bear

>>17649861

>>17649878
>>17649878
>>17649878
>>17649878

>>17649878
New thread

>>17649823
>mfw the market crashes and then Bernie wins the nomination, immediately causing another market crash

I'm going to be pissed when sqqq options are going to rise 400% at open tomorrow

>>17649006
The bottom is ZERO
The market crashes with no survivors

>>17649747
Based Abroad in Japan

>>17649861
>>17649283

>>17649725
Japan is in recession

>>17649847
faith in the stock market is so low people would rather put their money in bods that effectively yield negative interest rates after accounting for inflation

>>17649797
I only had like 1500€ invested. It's only a loss if I sell. If there's an economy left at the end of this pandemic, I'll sell in a couple of years.

>HODL GANG

>>17649838
I am buying for the recovery dummy. Not the crash.

>>17648913
brainlet here, will the banks stop issuing money from the ATMs because of this? I remember reading about the great depression where after the crash banks wouldn't give out their customers money. Will something like that happen again?

>>17649823
This. It’s worst case scenario, but most likely outcome if recession hits by summer.

>>17649749
Time to buy oil etf?

>>17649864
Market crash, capitalism failed, socialism is here to save everyone, etc

>>17649006
0 is only the beginning.

>100% of portfolio is in puts right now.

>>17649848
Current timeline? not very fucking long.

>>17648913
watching biotech and healthcare
who is making corona test kits?

>>17650037
Fascism also rose following the failure of capitalism. if you think all people are equal (which is wrong) then you go for socialism. If you think some people are superior to others (which is right) then you go for fascism.

>>17650194
>superior people working for government

>>17650066
Oh no no no

>>17650194
Those would be Trump voters, they won't affect Democrats primary

How can we get down to business. Where can we see who was effected the most... who lost the most productivity that wasn't priced in already... I'm assuming TLT anon is going to get his faggot ass shit pushed in and normal rates to come back to earth... dude doesn't even know what for-ex is but wants too assume debt and stuff...

>>17649044
panic, a la dead cat bounce style, so it can repeat a few times

>>17649848
Panic starts tomorrow.

well... i won't be dying from the virus... i have to kill my self too be defeated... anon know's im an immovable force.

>>17649600
>Implying it'll do anything
There's this thing called ''trust'', ruling over the markets, which Central Banks don't have anymore. This will serves them right.

Imagine believing that a pandemic is good for the economy and stocks

>>17650037
Capitalism isn't failing, nothing is linear, everything runs in cycles.
Or you expected the market to go up forever without a pullback?

>>17649050
watch healthcare and biotech

>>17649991
It can't hit by summer. First quarter will be positive growth. It will be the second and third quarters will both fall, thereby meeting the definition of a recession.

>>17650667
It doesn't matter if it is actually failing, the important thing is people believed so

damn it... i got a viral outbreak cold sore... im scared... im hurt...

it's not genital herpes i swear to g_d... but sometimes i get infected by something minor and it's my self destructive response....

>>17649473
this feels so obvious, is it that easy?

god damn it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4webhCu8bY

>>17649952
I think it's too early for that

>>17649429
>they dont even know the pump was a liquidated MM.
why watch news if you want to make money in stocks?

>>17651049
the recovery has started... you're honestly seeing it beginning, and most of the EU is basically just stupid to begin with, so what ever... this is literally just a cold. I already caught the immunity and you're fucking all losers.

you got 2 weeks to accumulate cheap shit and then you'll get new shit. honestly the out preformers will be those companies like 3m... and shit you were laughing at us for buying 4 months ago...

>>17651118
virus has always just been a media cover for what the bond market has been telling us fot months

>>17651145
the euro-bond market went negative like 18 months ago... you're looking at the curve like it's a signal, but the truth is, Europe hasn't gotten over losing it's girlfriend in the brexit deal and europe is still in depression maybe even depression and has to buddy buddy with russia for it's ability to even run... and france hurts the most since they spend the most to transport the oil.

>>17651110
You don’t KNOW that either, it’s just a theory. Nor is it likely to think it was entirely one factor

>>17649429
When spending YEARS getting fucked sideways in crypto makes you a fucking savant at pump and dead cat recognition and able to predict better than paid tv hosts