/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17645351
why is everyone panicking into a recession, if everyone would take a deep (masked) breath, we'd be ok

I was here.

>Yet Bitcoin goes down just unreal.

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!

>>17645377
there are reason why all central banks on this planet tried to avoid a next recession. this one is going to become a depression a la 1929. get rdy

>>17645377
Just relax, it's fine. Take some Vitamin C and wash your hands, this market movement is a big NOTHINGBURGER.

>>17645401
Hopefully it's just temporary...

this is going to make my life very inconvenient, i was planning on moving, now, i can't............fuckin gay

>>17645401

>>17645483
Why not invest in all the 3x leverage bear meme funds?

>>17645453
where did the vitamin c meme come from?

>>17645573
your grandmother, probably the first meme desu senpai

>>17645453
>doctor copeland
Kek

>>17645573
Linus Pauling was a celebrated chemist at Oregon State University who was one of the few (if not the only, I'm not sure) people in history to be awarded 2 Nobel prizes for his work.

When he was older, and senile, he became kind of an ideologue promoting Vitamin C as some kind of panacea. Because of his credentials, that myth persists to this day.

>>17645351
OH NO BULLS WE GOT TO COCKY AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>17645483
wtf bro, this is better once markets collapse and u have some cash saved its the perfect time to go shopping , this thing bought u more time and a discount

>>17645491

>>17645573
https://youtu.be/y0LLX0sgwAU
It’s not a meme

ALERT! they just announced and admitted on 60 minutes they did an exact simulation of the current Covid 19 outbreak. They even used coronavirus. The odds of this coming to fruition weeks later are IMPOSSIBLE. it’s like hitting a slot machine jackpot 5x in a row. IMPOSSIBLE. What does it mean ? They Knew in advance it would be released. Or ... it’s a hoax. Figure it out Pol. It can only be one or the other.

>>17645401
> speculative asset goes down with the rest of the speculative asset market
how wired

>>17646202
is it finally time for Schiff to shine?

>>17646264
>Pol

>>17646264
Viruses being a spark for economic collapse has always been an extremely popular and likely theory retard.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/coronavirus-and-opec-vs-russia-oil-price-war-could-take-crude-into-the-20s-goldman-sachs-2020-03-08?mod=ticker_news_feed


HAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAAHHAHAHAHA

>>17645351
AM I DROWNING AM I DROWNING AM I DROWNING AM I DROWNING AMI DROWNING!!!

>tfw you sell 10oz of gold a year before the happening
>tfw you only have 80oz of silver left
>tfw you only have 20 rolls of tp left
>tfw i have no face

fuck. I'd been preparing for this for years and failed at the key time
I thought I was going to make it, it appears I will not

go all in on SQQQ (3x leveraged short etf) if you want to make it

>>17647303
not gonna happ..

>>17648123
it's not happening yet. 4 years left

>>17645573
Jews

>>17646250
>something is true because someone said it true.

Is the stock market really going to take a shit? I just got a home and my job is dependant on a good economy.

>>17649063
it's dead, son

>>17648641
20 rolls of tp
better than my suicide stack of 5

>>17649105
meant for
>>17648123

>>17649063
Me too lmao. Get ready for some pain for the next several years.

Can someone give me advice on land prices
I'm looking at some land ~70 acres in north central PA maybe western side of the state
Should I jump on that now and build all summer, or wait some weeks and see if the price of land drops

I'm in gold and btc btw so I'm not too worried about losing purchasing power

>>17646250
>2 hour lecture
can you give us a quick rundown?

yikes

>>17645401
shocker, see you at 4k when i buy back in a year from now

No need to panic. This implosion will last at least 2 more years.

>>17645377
>-4%
It's not that bad, nothing worth worrying even. Everything will go back to normal by next month.

>>17645351
Oversold markets are a good thing

>>17649173
I would buy immediately

>>17649524
The advantage of time owning it is worth a premium, but can you give another reason why
should we expect these types of properties to go up if collapse and corona is on the horizon

>>17645351 live report
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLjWJy5IXQU

>>17646264
It's a bioweapon, 100% it was released on purpose

>>17649193
RIP market

press f to pay respects

>>17649356
Delusion

>>17646264
Before 911they ran a sim, boston bombing?, sim. London subway?, sim.

There are others, cant remember them all, but there always seems to be a sim right before a major event.

>>17645351
Sell your cars, sell your wives

>>17650385
S
So long scam market

>>17649063
>just started looking for homes in canada

Lmfao kill me man.

>>17645385
Is this a real image?

>>17648571
is it ogre?

>>17651158
What are you worried about looking for a home in Canada? I'm in that boat too.

>>17646117
>have some cash saved
WHY NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THAN USA IS GOING STRAIGHT INTO HYPERINFLATION, MONEY WILL NOT WORTH ANYTHING ANYMORE

>>17650125
yeah and it was deemed acceptable because of the short term economic consequences of boomers dying
These people are fucking nuts and this has to be the breaking point for anyone over 100iq

>>17651271
I should specify.

Oil prices going to shit with me living in Alberta mean I'm gonna have a BAD time. That's gonna kick our ass and we have a bunch of right wing retards gutting the coffers

>>17649182
You produce vitamin C to support your immune system. When you smoke a cig your body uses 25 mg of C to fight the stress, when u dont sleep enough your body uses vitamin C to fight the stress, when you have anxiety your body uses C to fight the stress. Vitamin C is like fuel for your immune system. I haven't been sick in like 4 years. I take some anytime a feel a slight runny nose or scratchy throat. The thing about you producing it is that glucose compete with C for absorption so unless you dont eat carbs you need vit C supplementation. Also vit C is needed to builds joints and cartilage. If u ever get really sick get a vit C IV

>>17651293
I love all this panic, I can't wait to buy everything I can get my hands on next few weeks.

>>17651367
is citrus enough or vitamins enough
I don't really understand the bio availability of vitamin C are there any sources on it?

>>17645401
Cant eat fucking bitcoin and shitcoins. Its all a ponzi. Worthless

>>17651422
All studies have been done with ascorbic acid (synthetic C) and it works. Very large Iv doses have healed a lot of people

>>17651422
People who ate a kiwi a day did manage to stay well above the recommended blood levels (which are low). Haven't watched it in a while tho. Just know that C is important

>>17645351
uh im a brainlet about economics,is this something good for something that owns land?

>>17645351

>>17645483
once it totally collapses it'll be prime time to get on the GND

>>17651367
>The thing about you producing it is that glucose compete with C for absorption so unless you dont eat carbs you need vit C supplementation.
can you explain this a bit more? are you saying that eating carbs is bad because it competes with vitamin C absorption? so by eating a diet of NO carbs you won't need vitamin C.

>>17649655
Fellow pa anon heres why you should buy literally right now
>boomers dying = free housing
>low rates = cheap housing
>cheap housing = more buyers
>more buyers = expensive housing = expensive rates

Its literally free real-estate time

this is how whales are made

>>17645351
At this point, I don't even know what to feel anymore.

>>17652216
>>17651367
nevermind i found it:
https://www.kevinstock.io/health/do-humans-need-vitamin-c/

>>17652296
im trying to finish up my tire tread shoulder pads and yall wont stfu about vitamin c

>>17652224
So I should leverage my credit and downpay as little as possible?
I could pay it off with cash but I don't want to cripple my business potential to live off the land

>>17645351
Nothings happening. Prices always go back up

>>17652224
you're fucking dumb.
I work in RE and have traveled and talked with other agents all over the country
prices are bound to drop. we're at the top of the market.
they already have in some places. we have a long way to go.
rent for the next year and save your money anon.

>>17646264
COOOOOFFF

>>17646264
/pol/ here. it’s the former

This is literally nothing and I'm sick of the panic on here. I'm going to a more mature board to discuss finances.

Looking good today comrades.

>>17646264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoLw-Q8X174

Probably talking about this. Some shower thoughts that came to me, in the shower, was that either they got tipped off or they were in on it. They stand to lose money, so I doubt they were in on it. On the flipside, this was partially funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation and they've been rumored to be interested in population control. In either case, it's a guarantee that this is manmade.

should i invest in crypto?

>>17652963
The bitcoin was developed in direct response to the housing crisis. What do you think?

>>17645351
> checks price of VRA

> down 4%

okie doke.

>>17652991
Yet it become a money laundering vehicle

>>17652930
>tfw no qt Melinda to your Bill Gates gf to cull shitskins world wide with

>>17652841
feels good

>>17649681

This was actually fucking great

>>17651367
This fucking guy knows. I'm doing modified keto and keep my carb intake low enough to where I can cut completely and hit Ketosis in 14 hours. I fresh press juice spinach celery cucumber and small amount of gala apple, ginger, and lemon with it. Vit C is life. Some days I'm getting 500%-1000% my needed intake from all natural sources. I also haven't been sick in almost 4 years weirdly

It does work but works best when you mix vitamin intake with real sources as absorption is complex and also requires healthy fats for the same reason

toasting

THREAD SOUNDTRACK:

Quincy Jones – Se E Tarde Me Pardoa (Forgive Me If I'm Late)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72UeDye6yGw

>>17651191
Obviously not, the right paw is shopped, (you can even see whiskers where there should not be).
>t. GIMP expert

>>17645703
an actual informative poast. thanks anon.

>>17645703
succint

>>17646264
>The odds of this coming to fruition weeks later are IMPOSSIBLE. it’s like hitting a slot machine jackpot 5x in a row. IMPOSSIBLE.
Coronaviridae were responsible for SARS and MERS and east Asia (China in particular) being the epicenter of a new global pandemic wasn't exactly unlikely.

Don’t worry frens. BTCs bottom is the CME gap 7.6-7.7k, we’re already bouncing back. Might dick around for March but BTC will be a store of value for the coming recession.

>>17645573
It's not a meme. There is a mechanism of action that makes it work in many medical conditions. But The Big Pharma didn't like this like all the other cheap and effective treatments so they suppressed it. Yes, its effects are sometimes exaggerated, but guys like you and this >>17645703 are the real ones that fall for the meme. And this coronavirus thing is a meme and structured for giving a scenario for the ignorant masses. That way they will hide the main reason for the global economic catastrophe which is caused by Kabal's usury system which will be implemented again in the near future.

>>17653993
>>17653993
the mechanism of action is there but vitamin C but in clinical trials doesn't do anything for serious bacterial illness (mortality etc). Viral illness such as common URI it can reduce symptoms but I don't know what the data looks like for something like Corona chan.

>>17654063
They do, with the right application it can even cure tetanus without side effects. Intravenous high dose Vitamin C can even cure or improve the condition of most of the cancers. I bet the clinical trials you talking about are funded by The Big Pharma. You don't understand the length they go for enforcing their medical tranny.

please stop

i dont want to die
i dont want to be poor

gg

>>17651199
its all ogre now

>>17654063
theres this at least
https://youtu.be/t2CJmmvpI4w

>>17645351
Post your global collapse themes. Here's mine:
https://youtu.be/GZ5DORLwJY0?t=27

>>17645453
what's up chang? your psyop didn't work on /pol/ so you came to /biz/?

>>17651363
Explain! I live in alberta, but I'm a brainlet so, I dont know how much of a bad time well have.

>Just recovered from a long term illness and trying to get my first CS job in canada with this worthless degree after 4 fucking years of being out of commission
>this happens
This is my divine punishment for daring to have hope.

Reminds me of futures during/after 2016 election. It’s a nothingburger and this will all be proven in one or two weeks time.

>>17651322
Nice dubs. We are reaching the end of a cycle where enough of society wakes the fuck up and realizes they've been getting spit roasted for the last 40 years. Unfortunately like every other time its already too late

>>17654380
Oil sands are already the most expensive way to extract oil. With oil selling for 30% less, it wont be worth the energy it takes to take it from the sands. Alberta is fucked bro

>>17651363
Lol, fuck off dipper cunt. Twin provinces Sask and Alberta had persistently leftwing and rightwing parties respectively govern them for most of their history since the great depression and guess which one of those provinces has 4x the population of the other now.
Like with the great depression, this is far out of Alberta’s hands to change, but we’d be extra spicy fucked if your qween was still encharge here.

>>17645703
Linus Pauling's work in proteins basically created modern molecular biology by the way. He's like the issac newton of protein study and modeling.

>>17652930
Pity it only seems to be hitting industrialised countries

>>17654665
*is only being noticed & detected in industrialised countries ftfy no worries
this shit spreads through aerosol, fecally, sexually transmissable.. infected sweat virions.. can survive up to 28 days on surfaces given right conditions (fucking INSANE for a virus, cold/flu struggles to get 24-48 hours)
Add in the no immunity and places like Karachi/New Dehli are FUCKED. Beyond fucked. They literally will not be able to get away from it until it finally kills them.
What I'm trying to say is chin up buddy, life is awesome xD

>>17645453
>Copeland
The jokes of reality just writes itself

peepee poopoo

>>17656079

>>17645377
you know whats funny is covid19 is basically a repeat of the spanish flu.
the first wave will be mild kill off most of t boomers,retirees and oldfags and then the 2nd and third waves is when shtf as all the young people die off:
amazing how history repeats itself.

>>17646202
>>17645491

>>17646264
We already know about Event 201, it's not news.

>>17652224
this isn’t the bottom yet my friend.

>>17652224
>right now
you know like 20 bomers died of this so far right now
there is a lot of wealth to redistribute left

>>17656307
>spanish flu
>spanish
fucking racist

>>17650125
they released it right before chinese new years, because that would guarantee maximum spread. anyone who raises this point will just be called a conspiracy nut. how cohencidental that a chink virus starts at their biggest holiday.

>>17653690
You can't be this gullible...

>>17649492

The market isn't oversold before we hit -40%. There is plenty of room to dump.

>>17645377
>why is everyone panicking into a recession

Because someone oughta profit from it while everybody is running around like headless chikin.

>>17649182
Almost every mammal can produce their own Vitamin C. They produce enormous amounts of it, loads and loads, constantly, and they need it.

Humans can't produce Vitamin C, at all. This is due to a mutation a long time ago(we share it with our fellow Great Apes, like gorillas) that broke the final stage of the Vitamin C production chain. Our bodies continuously produce Vitamin C precursors in sequence right up until the very last one, and then give up and break it back down because the final step doesn't work in us. This mutation was harmless, or maybe even beneficial at the time. Our diet when this mutation occurred was incredibly rich in Vitamin C anyway, so we saved energy by breaking those precursors back down into usable energy.

Humans began ranging far from our original habitats, however, and our diets changed to contain less and less Vitamin C. So we were put under evolutionary pressure to fix this deficiency. The way that it was fixed was that humans because incredibly efficient at using Vitamin C. The amount of Vitamin C that a human requires to stay alive is absolutely tiny: literally thousands of times smaller than other mammals. This is why you could avoid scurvy(vitamin C deficiency) on long sea voyages by drinking a thimble full of lemon juice a week. But there's a difference between "enough vitamin C to avoid death" and "enough to achieve optimal health". A lot of studies have shown that the human immune system in particular suffers from what is essentially chronic Vitamin C deficiency. People generally take C when they're sick because they think it boosts their immune system. What's actually happening is that you're simply making your immune system actually work properly, and it's normally broken. Our immune systems avoided evolutionary pressure because we cooked our food and purified our water, so they still need as much Vitamin C as any other mammal: thousands of times more Vitamin C than we actually get in our diets.

>>17656523
I just want to see anyone boomers getting cucked, again.

>>17649105
So glad I have a Japanese assblasting toilet so I don't even really need TP except just to check. Dry wipers eternally BTFO